Cassie gives you a personal tour of her high end closet (video)
Pseudo-singer Cassie is still on the public’s radar for some odd reason. She has only one hit record that we know of, which makes her a one-hit wonder. But she also has connections — mainly Sean “Diddy” Combs, who is insistent upon making Cassie a big star.
According to industry veteran JD Anderson of the LifeFiles.com, this is Cassie’s year to take the industry by storm:
For nearly a year we’ve got to watch as Cassie preps for what’s looking like the biggest year of her career, with a number of music, fashion, and commercial projects in the works. We’ve traveled with her to appear as a spokesperson for Carol’s Daughter, watched her record new music at Daddy’s House Studio, partied with her at NYC hotspot SL and even got a personal tour of her home closet.
Watch the video after the break!
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the little filipino that could
Sessy bish…. ,
What does Cassie do?
This chic still got half hair…
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
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swallows Diddy’s
after a :blowjob: 
yep that’s pretty much it…
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
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Makes a living by having round and oblong shaped things come at her face…
You know I tweeted Diddy this morning saying something like: Stop putting out pretty women that can’t sing. We need real talent. Then I erased it cause Narcissistic men don’t care. She would be so great in sticking with modeling thou. Oh well.. On to the next
SHe is a cute girl… though
who is she again
Can’t hate her for living off diddles… She deserve all that n more Diddy ain’t cute
I Go There says:
SHe is a cute girl… though
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She’s beginning to look really tired. Like she’s being rode hard and put up wet.
NaijaGal says:
the little filipino that could
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Her music is painful to listen to though.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
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swallows Diddy’s
after a 
yep that’s pretty much it…
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Sandra Rose says:
I Go There says:
SHe is a cute girl… though
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She’s beginning to look really tired. Like she’s being rode hard and put up wet.
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She is very pretty by industry standards, but umm yea, long as she has Diddy she’s good!
i like cassie for some reason (not musically cause she can’t sing)
shoot, at this point i wouldn’t mind being a kept woman. working is for the man is for the birds :talktothehand:
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
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I think the ppl of SR can come up with a few answers…..
Sandra Rose says:
She’s beginning to look really tired. Like she’s being rode hard and put up wet.
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Sandra Rose says:
I Go There says:
SHe is a cute girl… though
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She’s beginning to look really tired. Like she’s being rode hard and put up wet
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Cost of fame or whatever it is…
Was Marlo holding the camera for her? They about just as famous as the other.
I am so over closet tours
*working for the man
y’all know wtf i meant tho. this 9 – 5 shyt ain’t hot
Sandra Rose says:
I Go There says:
SHe is a cute girl… though
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She’s beginning to look really tired. Like she’s being rode hard and put up wet.
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I met my son’s dad at 19. Cute, young, & naive. He was 10 years older & had good game. They will drag you through it. She’ll wake up one day. Poor thing.
Lakes
You are a mess
Fe
Why Nicole preggers
I don’t care for her either
SIS
Hershey says:
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
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swallows Diddy’s after a
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Apparently she doesn’t do enough to grow the other side of her scalp back.
According to industry veteran JD Anderson of the LifeFiles.com, this is Cassie’s year to take the industry by storm:
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^^ is he serious
cassie
LiberianJewels7 says:
Sandra Rose says:
I Go There says:
SHe is a cute girl… though
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She’s beginning to look really tired. Like she’s being rode hard and put up wet.
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I met my son’s dad at 19. Cute, young, & naive. He was 10 years older & had good game. They will drag you through it. She’ll wake up one day. Poor thing.
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Oh Men will drag you through it???
Never knew we were so powerful.
@Tatted
<——— really a hairpiece and some Monistat for Cassie's side
(since I didn't get to respond earlier – and we don't just "wear" bows around this joint) – LOL
@ FE – May I remind you that I HATE’CHU for that email you sent to me!
@change
Yeah I know…I like her just not with him…and the storyline is STUPID because she’s getting ready to keep the baby a secret just like Sami did back in 2008….
@ Pryn
<— really the other piece of Cassie's hair that Diddy-Bop cut off, hence making Cassie shave it and "trick" ppl into thinking it was on purpose!
@Tatted
I meant that shyt…you think I’m playing but I am SO serious…
I really wish Cassie would do something else with her hair.
candibfly says:
*working for the man
y’all know wtf i meant tho. this 9 – 5 shyt ain’t hot
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Dammit, IGO….Your gravis today
<— REALLY HATES MY BRO'S GRAVI!
@ Fe –
That’s why I HATE’CHU! I felt the passion, the truth & desire – ALL IN THE LIL’ EMAIL!
prynsexxx says:
Hershey says:
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
__________________________
swallows Diddy’s after a
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Apparently she doesn’t do enough to grow the other side of her scalp back.
Tatted neither one of us could get it out fast enough, eh?
I Go There says:
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Oh Men will drag you through it???
Never knew we were so powerful.
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Me neither
Is Cassie afraid to grow her hair back in case Diddles decides to snatch it out again?
@Tatted
All I need is a one-way ticket out to LA and somebody is going to get STALKED….
KyCakes says:
Dammit, IGO….Your gravis today
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You like em huh?
I like Cassie as a person… put I put her in the same dusty as box in the back of the closet as:
T ERROR MARIE
SEE AIRA
Gotta have more than just a cute face and a small waist!
IGO
Your gravi
thisishowitshouldbedone
IGO GOOD Lord this is getting ridiculous with these gravi
@ Ky “Megatron Lovah” Cakes – We was thanking THEE EXACT same thing…at THEE EXACT same time!
Mother Jefferson says:
Ok, Im bout to start posting some dycks in my gravis if IGO gets to post that
@ FE –
I’MMA ROLL OUT WIT’CHO AZZ. I’ll help you stalk him! Hell, 2 crazy bishes are betta than one! 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I Go There says:
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Oh Men will drag you through it???
Never knew we were so powerful.
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Me neither
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They way the ladies talk about guys in here… If I didnt know any better I would think I could do any fking thing I want to a woman.
Im gonna use my powers for good.
WHAT IN THE NON-SESSSSY DRAG QUEEN HELL IS GOING ON IN CD’S GRAVI???
I don’t know about men in general put P Shiddy will definitely drag you through some sht…probably by your neck.
@Tatted
Yep, you gotta keep me grounded so I don’t come off as psychotic…don’t wanna turn him off by coming off as an actual fanatic… I gotta have a coach by my side to keep it cool and normal and shyt…
Mother Jefferson says:
Ok, Im bout to start posting some dycks in my gravis if IGO gets to post that
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Hold up … my shait is art
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
Dammit, IGO….Your gravis today
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You like em huh?
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Don’t mind ridin’ the tongue at all…
So older man n young chicas no bueno?
@ Fe – I can ALWAYS depend on you to amp up my madness!
prynsexxx says:
Hershey says:
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
__________________________
swallows Diddy’s after a
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Apparently she doesn’t do enough to grow the other side of her scalp back
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Sometimes Diddy misses and her hair never grew back
jeniefrumdabloc says:
IGO GOOD Lord this is getting ridiculous with these gravi
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Would you prefer me not to do it?
@change
But tell me this, why am I jealous that his seeds got to swim in another bish (even though they just characters on tv)… I need THERAPY!
@ Fe – THAT’S ME YO! Just as long as you keep me grounded w/my….
NEVERMIND!
FeFe says:
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…and I'll be that
Dearest Ms. Ventura:
How many times did you have to wake up next to Chipmunk and his fonky breath for the stuff in that closet? I know his breath stank. He is the worlds most famous mouth breather. All that incoming air cannot be good.
How many times did you have to let Shark crawl atop of ya to do his bidness?
Was it worth it?
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. You the only one who don’t have no kids by him so I can tell you are a finish line kinda girl. Maybe you can find out where Tiny got that glass from.
Something about Cassie’s face is …off. I can’t figure it out though. I know she’s older but it’s changed. It’s not as “youthful.”
I can’t explain it, but I can see it.
She’s beginning to look really tired. Like she’s being rode hard and put up wet.
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Change
You already know
I Go There says:
Mother Jefferson says:
Ok, Im bout to start posting some dycks in my gravis if IGO gets to post that
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Hold up … my shait is art
that bony rib cage aint no kinna art 
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A man can only drag you and wear you down if you let him, and before you actually have a love affair with yourself to know your worth…there was a time when I could have gotten drug and worn down, that time has passed…and I will be BY MYSELF before that shyt happens again…with age and time comes maturity and self-assurance…
KDub says:
Dearest Ms. Ventura:
How many times did you have to wake up next to Chipmunk and his fonky breath for the stuff in that closet? I know his breath stank. He is the worlds most famous mouth breather. All that incoming air cannot be good.
How many times did you have to let Shark crawl atop of ya to do his bidness?
Was it worth it?
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. You the only one who don’t have no kids by him so I can tell you are a finish line kinda girl. Maybe you can find out where Tiny got that glass from.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
@Igo
Yes, some men….if you are NOT careful, will drag your azz right on through it. And it’s not that they are so powerful that we may LET them do it, sometimes, they start dragging you through it and you don’t even realize it yet.
@I Go There says
That chit is turning me on and throwing me off gaurd
@ Ky “HE-MAN ARM CANDY” Cakes – I was hoping you liked that new nickname. I have more if you dare!
Mother Jeff!
that gravi!!!!
good LAWD!
i LUV me a good “V”
KDub says:
I can’t 
I know his breath stank. He is the worlds most famous mouth breather. All that incoming air cannot be good.
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@Tatted
Dearest Ms. Ventura:
How many times did you have to wake up next to Chipmunk and his fonky breath for the stuff in that closet? I know his breath stank. He is the worlds most famous mouth breather. All that incoming air cannot be good.
How many times did you have to let Shark crawl atop of ya to do his bidness?
Was it worth it?
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. You the only one who don’t have no kids by him so I can tell you are a finish line kinda girl. Maybe you can find out where Tiny got that glass from.
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@Igo
And I had more to type, but then Fefe stepped in and finished my thoughts. (She always does!)
Kdub.. Noooo
Hershey says:
Sometimes Diddy misses and her hair never grew back
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So would we label that as a “chemical burn”?
As long as she gets her red bottoms, she’s okay with Diddy’s empty promises and the rings that mean absolutely nothing
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Ky “HE-MAN ARM CANDY” Cakes – I was hoping you liked that new nickname. I have more if you dare!
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C’mon with it, Tatted “I Wanna Ride Titty Rozay” Maven
*comes in to only give Hershey a
*
Sassy, throw qty.1 cheese and qty.1 caramel kernel at her
On topic–Girl Please
You ain’t got to sell us a dream 
Talk to you later Hershey
@Sassy
We seem to ALWAYS be on the same wavelength!
Mother Jefferson says:
I Go There says:
Mother Jefferson says:
Ok, Im bout to start posting some dycks in my gravis if IGO gets to post that
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Hold up … my shait is art
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that bony rib cage aint no kinna art
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You focused on the wrong thing…. Its not about the girls build
its about the pleasure… Its ALWAYS about the pleasure.
@Pryn
prynsexxx says:
Hershey says:
I Run New York says:
What does Cassie do?
__________________________
swallows Diddy’s after a
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Apparently she doesn’t do enough to grow the other side of her scalp back.
Pryn so u just dont wanna be SHAT today huh?? 
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Maybe you can find out where Tiny got that glass from
Translation pls and thx
HH
no clues
@ Ky “DERRICK ROSE WILL BEAT THE SHYT OUTTA DWIGHT BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE TEEF AZZ” Cakes –
ION WANNA RIDE TITTY ROZAY! I was letting ya’ll picky bishes know I had heard he had a mean stroke!
prynsexxx says:
Hershey says:
Sometimes Diddy misses and her hair never grew back
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So would we label that as a “chemical burn”?
<——– Take that. Take that. Take thhhhhat
u gone get my azz FIED ta-DAY!!!
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FeFe why you and Tatted gangin up on a bish?
@OHoney
*runs to go empty stomach the long way to make room for the pop-kern Yall sent*
*looks @Fay*
I ain’t gone NEVER be chit. Deal with it.
#askkdub
Hunnay Bunnnnaaay!!!
sup sessy?
Tatted I’m laughing too hard to formulate a retort….
Sassy
hewo
Tatted wants rick ross now?
@ Prynn yes indeed! Bet his juice stank like his mouf
A man can only drag you and wear you down if you let him, and before you actually have a love affair with yourself to know your worth…there was a time when I could have gotten drug and worn down, that time has passed…and I will be BY MYSELF before that shyt happens again…with age and time comes maturity and self-assurance…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You teach folks how to treat you all day long
Now you know that AIN’T Elvis real sperm in her
however I feel the same way about Sonny on General Hospital. I tell my girls “Yall know that’s yall EYE-TAL-N fatha don’t you 
yallcrazy says:
HH
no clues
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I shouldn’t need one Hey Honey?? Hey Hoe??? Hello Honey?
Hey Fe-Fe *spiral curls your tresses*
@KyCakes
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
*runs to go empty stomach the long way to make room for the pop-kern Yall sent*
#shippingcostmorethanthebag 
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Ummmm my dear, it’s a small bag
ChaBew!
u know good & damn well the only stroke ricky tidday know about is the warning sign for a medical stroke 
Wrong!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Hunnay Bunnnnaaay!!!
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Hey OHoney
whats up
Yall done named this man Ricky Tittay
OHoey!
@Hershey
You ain’t right for that pic of Viola…I just had a flashback of her role in ‘Antoine Fisher’…
Sis u likes ding a ling now? N flap jack tittays?
Pryn, i’m fine with that
that’s how i prefer it actually 
YALL, Dimpz said sumthing bout sum
is this that famous popcorn Oprah raves about??
@ Kycakes – Okay, Okay. I will stop! Just don’t get me!
@ Fay Fay – That was what I had heard (in my Martin’s voice) when I us’ta read Groupie Tales. Tainted had heard the same thing!
Gotta go.
It was Howdy Honey
Do better yo!
See y’all tomorrow! Clockin out and going home!
Honey! u checked ur mail today??
@change
I KNOW! that’s why I said I need THERAPY…but the real jealousy happened in real life, just ask Tatted to forward the email I sent to her!
@ SIS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’on like no ding-A-ling off no man!
Hey Igo, what we doin this weekend?
@CandiB i left a message for you in the other post. The one about the lil boy and his mom
@Yall, I give up silly
@ Fe – I deleted the email. I didn’t want to be reminded of you naughty ****ery!
Smurfette always starting rumors & shyt!
OHONEY!!
What did you get for __________? :poopcorn:
Ohoney
Were is al and ace?
So yall couldn’t tell me there was a new post?
This bish here
buy ya ass a clue
Fay, it’s Kernel Fabians, IONO which kind Oprah talked about.
BUT, word on the street
is that you will be getting some. #rumorhasit
AND before Hershey pounces me, I AIN”T THE ONE SENDING IT TO FAY yo
ChaBew
wtf?! lemme find out there’s a website dedicated to fuggin groupies tho!! 
SON
@Tatted
@ Fe
I forgot she was his muhva well I’ll be 
Sis
@YSO
and he liked it
Hey Lakes!!
gypsyeyes says:
So yall couldn’t tell me there was a new post?
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I thought you were still out buying tissue?
@ Fay – They took it down. It ’twas up for like a year!
@ Fe – I kept reading it, getting myself all up in arms and shyt! I had to delete that shyt!
I can’t watch streaming vid here…did the closet tour show the strap on I know Cassandra uses on Diddles?
Haaarlem
OHoney says:
Hey Igo, what we doin this weekend?
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I havent got any calls yet… but you down for?
@ SIS – I made myself clear as shyt didn’t I??
YALL
say word??! imma get some 
(also doin a split) i feel like i’m WINNING!!!
Look at the time… See yall
What y’all ladies talking bout…Rick is a walking breakfast buffet. Flapjack tiddies, sausage link fangas, he smells like hardboiled eggs and he ejaculates pure bacon grease. De. Lish. OUS.
Not just the poster Yall
I meant errbody take care 
SON
LAKESSSS
MY SEXY ASS FIANCE IS BACK
HELLO EVERYONE
Laker
where you going…
YSoSrs says:
What y’all ladies talking bout…Rick is a walking breakfast buffet. Flapjack tiddies, sausage link fangas, he smells like hardboiled eggs and he ejaculates pure bacon grease. De. Lish. OUS.
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*bury me now…*
#askkdub
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She not ish…she neva gonna BE ish…she won’t ish yassday, and tomorrow not looking good for @Pryn neevah as far as being ish.
We are birds of a feather.
JMO- my first floor neighbors keep the basement packed with essentials. Like the extreme couponers. they will not miss a 12 pack of scotts, paper towels, spaghetti sauce,pasta,bottled water,family bag of doritoes,and popcorn. A bytch went shopping. I attempted to go to the store but it’s too much snow on the ground.
HARLEM!!
I saw her yesterday. Bad influence indeed.
DAMN ChaBew! that chit sound JUICY!!
What y’all ladies talking bout…Rick is a walking breakfast buffet. Flapjack tiddies, sausage link fangas, he smells like hardboiled eggs and he ejaculates pure bacon grease. De. Lish. OUS.
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I thought his ejaculate material would resemble grits… but okay I can deal with bacon grease.
YSoSrs says:
What y’all ladies talking bout…Rick is a walking breakfast buffet. Flapjack tiddies, sausage link fangas, he smells like hardboiled eggs and he ejaculates pure bacon grease. De. Lish. OUS.
& bish I CAINT BREEEEEVE!!!!!!!!
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HARLEM!
is u playing?? u bet not be! HIS is back??!?!?!?!?!?! 
<—nekkid
Harlem she sure is
her purrty perky 
I thought his ejaculate material would resemble grits… but okay I can deal with bacon grease.
getcho pretty azz the fluck off this mf blog..RET NAH!!!!!!!!!!
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KDub says:
What y’all ladies talking bout…Rick is a walking breakfast buffet. Flapjack tiddies, sausage link fangas, he smells like hardboiled eggs and he ejaculates pure bacon grease. De. Lish. OUS.
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I thought his ejaculate material would resemble grits… but okay I can deal with bacon grease.
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And after he finishes releasing his smegma filled quick grits he grunts “hhhhuh!” and says “BAWSE”…
@Gypsy … damn! lol keep that snow thought girl. Its great here!
@Harlem … thats great news that your fiance is back!
@Lakes …
Yes at FayFay she is back. Bad Influence she is!
That’s right…He sweats bacon grease and jizzes grits…the cheesy kind.
Yall just made me throw my damned apple away.
SKKKKKKKKKKKKERT
@His is here somewhere? HEFFA where you at (JHud voice)?????
@Fayla… who the hell is chabew?? Ive been trying to figure this out each time you say that
This snow is making me sleepy!
Harlem
@ Fay Fay – GIRL IT WAS! They said Bobby Valentino was rather…shall we say talented as well!
@DIMPZ
I’s sorry. I’ll FedEx you a fresh one.
Jmo I try I do…
Ewwwww
And after he finishes releasing his smegma filled quick grits he grunts “hhhhuh!” and says “BAWSE”…
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The plus side to having a man that size in your bed is that you will NEVER fuss about WHO turn it is to make the after fuggin sammiches.
HE always gonna get HIS fat azz up to do it.
“Naw baby I got the sandwiches”
So I just gave baby gypsy(4) a snack and when I walked away she SHABA!
If yall aint the nastiest jokers… EWWWW
who she ill nah?? still HIS??
Po freeway Ricky is getting tore up in here today…
bacon grease and grits
Igo, idk whatchu got in mind?
getcho pretty azz the fluck off this mf blog..RET NAH!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT I SAY????
MP, where you at? Nerdy azz working huh
LOL @ FedExing an apple.
I’m irritated, bored sleepy and ready to go!
@Fayla
ok gotcha!
Lakes … lies,
@KDUB
But…He gone eat both them sumbtches before he gets back to the bedroom. Gone be laying hungry smelling Miracle Whip and dill pickles every time he exhales and and wanting to push his greedy ass off the bed.
KDub says:
And after he finishes releasing his smegma filled quick grits he grunts “hhhhuh!” and says “BAWSE”…
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The plus side to having a man that size in your bed is that you will NEVER fuss about WHO turn it is to make the after fuggin sammiches.
HE always gonna get HIS fat azz up to do it.
“Naw baby I got the sandwiches”
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I just hollered! But the real question is will I still be ALIVE to eat the sandwich after the fact….
#bonecrusher
OHoney says:
Igo, idk whatchu got in mind?
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IDK but Sat I gotta help a homie install a pole in his room.
But after Im all good.
I’m not nasty. My mind is just a strange and wonderful place.
TATTED
LAKER Im gonna motorboat them chits this weekend
FAYLA
I Go There says:
OHoney says:
Igo, idk whatchu got in mind?
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IDK but Sat I gotta help a homie install a pole in his room.
But after Im all good.
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Sounds interesting.
I’ll be in Lake Charles Saturday….maybe another time ;yes:
@Fayla
She is now ‘Bad Influence’….
@ JMO
<– i'm chabew! 
Jmo
@ Lakes……NObody really. Re relocated and i’m in this dreary ass corner now. This cain’t be good for morale.
I WOULD BOLD THIS BUT IONO THE CODE, SO IMMA INTENSE YALL ASS & MAYBE YALL SEE MY FONT THIS TIME!
WHAT ILL HIS NEW NAME???
KDubs the fuggin grit nut had me GONE!!
Aint nothing strange and wonderful about Rozay
FeFe!!! thank u sugah
now where might i find her 
Harlem.. Ooooooww do two estra bites for me
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
I WOULD BOLD THIS BUT IONO THE CODE, SO IMMA INTENSE YALL ASS & MAYBE YALL SEE MY FONT THIS TIME!
WHAT ILL HIS NEW NAME???
KDubs the fuggin grit nut had me GONE!!
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BAD INFLUENCE
Dimpz ok… I was ready to cut a bish
JMO
u aint shat for bolding yo answer! 
@Fayla
She was in one of the posts from yesterday, I can’t remember which one though…
But…He gone eat both them sumbtches before he gets back to the bedroom. Gone be laying hungry smelling Miracle Whip and dill pickles every time he exhales and and wanting to push his greedy ass off the bed.
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REAL talk my ex husband (big wide rec’v country dude…so black me and Pryn started calling him Blurple) started to raise his hand to go make the sandwiches and always ate HIS in the kitchen so I had to wait like 20 minutes for my dayum sammich. Then I realized that this fugga was eating TWO while he was in there. I went to go make the girls a sandwich one Sat. and we fresh out of cold cuts…Greedy bastid! Took me two weeks to realize why all of a sudden he was volunteering to go on the after sex sammich run.
LAKER I sure will
so IF the next time i don’t happen to be on, i need for someone to HMU on the undaground railroad mk? thx
ChaBew..hmmmm..he aint but | <—how tall Bobby V is
i DID have ONE short guy back in the day, and BAYBAYYYY he had a monsta guhl. worked it too
KDub says:
REAL talk my ex husband (big wide rec’v country dude…so black me and Pryn started calling him Blurple) started to raise his hand to go make the sandwiches and always ate HIS in the kitchen so I had to wait like 20 minutes for my dayum sammich. Then I realized that this fugga was eating TWO while he was in there. I went to go make the girls a sandwich one Sat. and we fresh out of cold cuts…Greedy bastid! Took me two weeks to realize why all of a sudden he was volunteering to go on the after sex sammich run.
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See….
REAL talk my ex husband (big wide rec’v country dude…so black me and Pryn started calling him Blurple) started to raise his hand to go make the sandwiches and always ate HIS in the kitchen so I had to wait like 20 minutes for my dayum sammich. Then I realized that this fugga was eating TWO while he was in there. I went to go make the girls a sandwich one Sat. and we fresh out of cold cuts…Greedy bastid! Took me two weeks to realize why all of a sudden he was volunteering to go on the after sex sammich run.
@Fayla …
WHO MWA? THANKS!
Oh lawd…
I got it..
<—Cain't believe Fayla came in here BIG FONTING like that.
REAL talk my ex husband (big wide rec’v country dude…so black me and Pryn started calling him Blurple) started to raise his hand to go make the sandwiches and always ate HIS in the kitchen so I had to wait like 20 minutes for my dayum sammich. Then I realized that this fugga was eating TWO while he was in there. I went to go make the girls a sandwich one Sat. and we fresh out of cold cuts…Greedy bastid! Took me two weeks to realize why all of a sudden he was volunteering to go on the after sex sammich run.
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I swear yall ladies are on some other shait.
@ Kdub he was grubbin his azz off, chewin, lookin over his shoulder and shyt worried you was gone catch him eatin your first sammich and his second
ChaBew, in fact, he was the only short guy i ever dated or
& after him i looked at short men differently. i would never eem give them the time of day before then. i still prefer tall men, but if he RLY has it goin on i would consider (since short man blew my back out) 
Short people ROCK
Fay bet it was thick
I mean my ex hubby not as big as Rick Rawse..but he is a healthy big country boy. That is why I said that. A big dude will be MORE than happy to go make the sandwiches. Extra chips. Brownie. Nukka I just need a snack, not a whole plate
Hershey y babe? yyyyyy?
Dimpz
but..but..but i thought they wasnt listen, come to find out i just wasnt gettin what they was sayin 
@Fay…..It’s O’tay.
@ Fay –
YOU ARE CA-RAZY! I like woman taller than me, although that’s not hard to achieve! 
Lakes, honesty i was the thickest ever!
his lil short azz TWERKED that thang too!
he was a hoe tho
dark skinned with green eyes, and handsome as all get out. saw that MF on Rikki Lake with another bish & almost fainted..
Fay I changed it back
Thick be the best
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Lakes, honesty i was the thickest ever!
his lil short azz TWERKED that thang too!
he was a hoe tho
dark skinned with green eyes, and handsome as all get out. saw that MF on Rikki Lake with another bish & almost fainted..
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*it*
@ Kdub he was grubbin his azz off, chewin, lookin over his shoulder and shyt worried you was gone catch him eatin your first sammich and his second
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HAIL YASSSS
Speaking of height….. one of the men who works here has on his executive height adjuster(kitten heels) shout out to Man!!
He pointed them out to me, I would have never noticed!
Damn @ Ricki Lake.
I probably seent his ass too. I usta love that show.
HERSHEYYY!!
there’s the gorgeousness i know & love! 
Ricki Lake
HONEY! Is you ignoring me Gal?!
Ok see y’all tomorrow..
Is it time to go home yet?
@Dimpz *checks phone*
why you say that?
where we goin?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is it time to go home yet?
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*looks at clock*
Indeed it is
@ Honey….Cause you’z haven’t spoken to me in weeks!
I was coming to find you!
*booty shakes*
<—Wrong pic! BRB
Dimpz
girrrrl we had broken up by the time i saw him on the show, but get this: he had asked me to marry him right. got me a lil puny as rang & i played along. anyhow we was posed to be goin down to the JOP & chit right? i get to his house, muhfugga tambout see what had happened was..i’m still married 
i already knew that u bastid! so the girl on Rikki Lake found out on the show that he was still married. i was like oh he still pullin that scam eh? po baby 
I missed O’hoey!
HISSY FITS!
@ Fay……WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Pau…Hi…BAD INFLUENCE!!! Hi! nice to meetcha
Ah shait…. I stop by here last night
I saw you up in her HIS… almost had a SR after dark moment.
Whats up.
Faylaaaaaaaaaaaa *smashes into you*
@ JMO…Who?
IGO As long as the dark moment included her Fiance we all good
Dimperz! Hiiiiii bew!
@IGo
hey there 
(screams)
(does a happy dance)
MissHarlem says:
IGO As long as the dark moment included her Fiance we all good
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Oh yeah… well whatta you know.
Okay
Whats up HIS
Lawd Knowssssssssssssssssssssssss I Loves My FIANCE
<—-Fond of IGOs gravi
Ysooooooooooooooooooooooooo *makes a nest with ur dreads and moves in* I have missed u suga..
I have no real way to express how I missed you so…Your return has left me typeless.
I GO *sings* the more you knooowwwwww
FIANCE I soo missededd you
Aw damn let me get outta here before yall have one of them Color Purple moments…
Ill holla at yall tomorrow.
Later.
Hmmm wonders if YSO will get back to the YSO we love now that FIANCE is back
I GO say it aint so
Color Purple though
lmao whats been wrong with my YSO…?
@Fiance
LONG time =)
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…Who?
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Heeeyyyy!! wassup with the whoodini gravis?? I saw that
JMO drunk yall.
@ JMO…….Ohhhhh me and “Him”
:rofl”
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…….Ohhhhh me and “Him”
:rofl”
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What does she DO again? Ok!
This chick’s one hit wonder gave my Zune MP3 player herpes. Countless times I’ve tried to delete that ridiculous song from my Zune and it keeps playing in my ears.