Celebs Out & About: Chris Brown

Sandra Rose February 16, 2012

Troubled singer Chris Brown, and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train, were spotted jetting out of LAX airport on Tuesday night — just hours after he was seen creeping at an entertainment facility with the apparently slutty baby mama of a certain amphibian rapper.

Brown was seen on Wednesday chatting on his cell phone and fondling himself on the balcony of his Miami Beach hotel while another hard leg loitered nearby. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Karpark, tweeted on her Twitter account like nothing was wrong — like she didn’t have a care in the world that her boyfriend was two-timing her right under her nose.

Photos: Chris-Brown.us

Flawless

that girl looks a mess
lovezoe

Is than an invisible weave?
Chocolate Diva

Imagines Chris me so good as I whisper in his ear “neva hurt me ok Chris”. That Koochomongarika bish getting all that good young dyck
KDub

and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train
Meanwhile, his girlfriend Karpark
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My dear friend @Pryn:
Call the girls and tell them I love them. If that 16 yo hangs up on you, call her back and tell her I need my Tarheels “swish-swish” sweatsuit and there is money underneff the mattress for a fresh pair of Air Forces. Cause their momma is

Your sister in Christ,
Kdub
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

Chocolate Diva says:

Imagines Chris me so good as I whisper in his ear “neva hurt me ok Chris”. That Koochomongarika bish getting all that good young dyck
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Thats why she look ran through
OutsidetheBox

Oh Lawd yall got Aunty going in on the girl name

The influence on this blog is redunk!
lovezoe

I meant is that an invisible part?
Chocolate Diva

That bish Rhi-Rhi aint slick that fool rocking the same hairstyle as Karflfkrorfofhghttkkff. Ole messy bish LOVE IT
KDub

with the apparently slutty baby mama

Brown was seen on Wednesday chatting on his cell phone and fondling himself on the balcony of his Miami Beach hotel while another hard leg loitered nearby.
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I AM STILL deceased ’round this bish.

I’m coming (Whitney) Elizabeth!
kahmmillion

Khupacabra is not the prettiest girl out there is she. She really needs to get a job….so ratchet to run around the word behind a man instead of getting her own…..she should be using this opportunity and get CB to pay for her college. #justathought

Khupacabra just never looks happy with her puffy cheek self.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

I see she still hanging on
OutsidetheBox

Tarheels “swish-swish” sweatsuit

Making noise in the damn casket
TiFan4Lyfe
Hershey
prynsexxx

@Kdub

Will do, sis. :tear: But if that 16 y/o hangs up on me like she did that last time, tell her I got a 16 year and 362/3 day year old that will be down there in April to whoop dat tail.

*goes to look for me a matching “swish-swish* jogging suit to coordinate at the fune*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

“Chris Brown, and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train”
See…..I can’t…..
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Karabullet? Karpack?!

Sandra is worse than us!
prynsexxx

That 1980’s lace acid-stonewashed jean jacke that “Coochie’s tan” is wearing is a

Is she paying homage to Whit? Bless huh.
OutsidetheBox

So of course, I always google the iterations of the girl’s name and The
(K)chupacabras is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

“Brown was fondling himself on the balcony of his Miami Beach hotel. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Karpark”
O, Sandra
KDub

Khupacabra
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NOT Chupacabra…the fuggin goat sucker….
iheart

Hey yall!! Today is my Friday
caligirl

Good Morning Why don’t these dudes just walk around in there boxers. Is a belt that uncomfortable.
OutsidetheBox

Is she paying homage to Whit?

That jacket.
lovezoe

I hope she saving her money. He taking her to Miami, Dubai, shopping sprees, etc. I just hope she pocketing some of this cash. Her and Timex from Beverly Hills just riding that train with Kamazkie.
kahmmillion

@ OutsidetheBox says:

So of course, I always google the iterations of the girl’s name and The
(K)chupacabras is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas.

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You like that isht don’t yah!!!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@Karabullet Train

daaaamn Auntie! LMAO
OutsidetheBox

Yes @KWall. I had to google an image I never heard of that thing.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

“Invisible Parts Gone to Hell”

Kandelabra know that ain’t right. And Rih is REALLLLLYYYY working that “Fatal Attraction” role, ain’t she.
caligirl

Another division offered me a position. Same pay, less work. But I my boss, he even offered and has started testing to be living donar. Such a QUANDARY
kahmmillion

@KDub says:

Khupacabra
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NOT Chupacabra…the fuggin goat sucker….

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Well, I was trying not to spell her name incorrectly like the rest of you mean people on this blog…. So, why should I spell her name with a “C” when we all know it starts with a “K”.
kahmmillion

@ AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

“Invisible Parts Gone to Hell”
Kandelabra know that ain’t right. And Rih is REALLLLLYYYY working that “Fatal Attraction” role, ain’t she.

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Kandelabra
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Re: Chris’ fondling

Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: “leave your dikk alone!! It’s been there almost 30 years, it ain’t goin run away!!”

So uncouth.
A.J.

:nono:Young man, i say young man..pull those pants up you advertising
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

yeah imma need chris brown to step up his game. his girl is raggedy,
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KDub
OTB
CALI

How u purty ladies dewin this moanin?
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Cali
Stay where a you’re loved. That kidney is worth wayyyy more than a little less work.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Cali
Stay where a you’re loved. That kidney is worth wayyyy more than a little less work.
kahmmillion

@ AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

Re: Chris’ fondling
Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: “leave your dikk alone!! It’s been there almost 30 years, it ain’t goin run away!!”
So uncouth.

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Two of the attorneys that work with me will come in my office, while I’m sitting at my desk, and will stand in front of my desk talking to me and fondling their peens like that…..I just take it as a grain of salt….men just can’t help it.
caligirl

all men do that …mister can’t wait to take his suit off and walk around in his boxers and jiggle his balls….
KDub

Yes @KWall. I had to google an image I never heard of that thing.
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La chupacabra…I ONLY know about it cause MamaDub longtime bf was a Puerto Rican man…
kahmmillion

@ spongebobfan says:

raggedy,

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haven’t heard that word in a while. love it.
KyCakes

Auntie. I you sooo much

she called the girl ‘Karpark’… I can’t, you hear me?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Dougie
lovezoe
iheart
caligirl

Fayla Did you get your message?

I just may bath in my new Whipfinity. I’m addicted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lovezoe

@Fayla
CookieMonsterZ

Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants.
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Mine too, I am glad that’s normal then.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Pryn Mother Jeff OHoney
CD!!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Sponge
I don’t think Koochiekoochiekoo is really looking raggedy. They’re at the airport, finna pass several time zones. I dress like my first name is Naomi, middle name Tyra and last name is Lenoir to go to the airport.

Most folks have more sense than that though, and because they travel OFTEN, know they should be comfortable.
OutsidetheBox

Yeah @Cali I would stay. Who wants to meet new ppl

What if you dont like them.
iheart

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

Re: Chris’ fondling

Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: “leave your dikk alone!! It’s been there almost 30 years, it ain’t goin run away!!”

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My 7 year old watches TV like that
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Uncouth?

#WerdNerd
Genia

kahmmillion says:

Khupacabra is not the prettiest girl out there is she. She really needs to get a job….so ratchet to run around the word behind a man instead of getting her own…..she should be using this opportunity and get CB to pay for her college. #justathought

Khupacabra just never looks happy with her puffy cheek self
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At least go to school! dumb bishes!!!! I mean dayum…at least get a couple of degrees why you laying and waiting up on these men…IJS KayUcanpunchme…needs to be scamming up on a couple of degrees.
iheart

Hey Fay Bay
Chocolate Diva

Reggie Bush ain’t going back to the Kardashian well … telling TMZ he’s 100% NOT dating his old flame Kim … despite an expensive lunch date this weekend.

Reggie was hanging out on Rodeo Drive in Bev Hills when we asked if he was back on with his reality ex. Reggie couldn’t have been more clear — hell no.

TMZ broke the story … Reg and Kim were spotted on a lunch date at the Beverly Hills Hotel this weekend.

Sometimes a really expensive salad is just a really expensive salad … but sometimes it’s not.

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Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone
KyCakes

iheart says:

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

Re: Chris’ fondling

Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: “leave your dikk alone!! It’s been there almost 30 years, it ain’t goin run away!!”

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My 7 year old watches TV like that
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So does my kid….
KyCakes

Chocolate Diva says:
Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone
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No home to call its own…I slowly when that comment was made….
caligirl

@Dougie Yeah, he hit me over the head with that…I didn’t even ask. He volunteered….. Another person on my team, said to stay as well. The project I’m on is much bigger and more exposure (scrunity). Mister says stay too…I guess you are right. Damn it NO one will agree with me.
iheart

@Ky, it makes me so uncomfortable when I see him doing that
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Fayla

@Cali
Jiggling his balls?! I thought mine was just playing with the shaft, if he’s jiggling his balls, that’s REALLY nasty!! They’ve got pubes on them!
caligirl

@ Genia
lovezoe

Chocolate Diva says:

Reggie Bush ain’t going back to the Kardashian well … telling TMZ he’s 100% NOT dating his old flame Kim … despite an expensive lunch date this weekend.
Reggie was hanging out on Rodeo Drive in Bev Hills when we asked if he was back on with his reality ex. Reggie couldn’t have been more clear — hell no.
TMZ broke the story … Reg and Kim were spotted on a lunch date at the Beverly Hills Hotel this weekend.
Sometimes a really expensive salad is just a really expensive salad … but sometimes it’s not.
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Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone
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He would be embarrASSed to admit he is back with her.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Y’all need to leave Katamount alone. She’s already dating Chris so I’m sure she has enough problems.
iheart

KyCakes says:

Chocolate Diva says:
Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone
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No home to call its own…I slowly when that comment was made….

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CookieMonsterZ

Reggie Bush ain’t going back to the Kardashian well … telling TMZ he’s 100% NOT dating his old flame Kim
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Can’t let go of the groupie love.
Chocolate Diva

Fay & Cali
iheart

@Dougie, I think Cali is right with the ball jiggling. Hubby is always shifting his nuts around
caligirl

@Dougie – I’m not for certain, but there is some shifting going on. Apparently, it’s very relaxing….Sometimes he request that I rub them before he goes to sleep.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

On the other hand…how much does Katatonic weigh? Bish looks to be 85#, soaking wet!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@CALI so u like the lavender? i do

@Ky
iheart

Hey, ChocD,Dougie,Cali,Ky,Yso and errbody else I missed
lovezoe

I ask hubby is something wrong down there much as he touches it.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

GENIA!! :hugs:

KayUcanpunchme?! I hate you sooo much!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Chris’ gorilla-bear looking azz prolly be slanging her little frail self all around the bedroom. Hit that bish from the back one time and her damn pelvis shatters.

I cannot with them two.
caligirl

Chocolate Diva…You know that Gyspy Puzzy is a sore subject round thse parts.
Chocolate Diva

Iheart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Gypsy pussy is hilarious
lovezoe

I still can’t get with that invisible part.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@iHEART
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YSO hey suga!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Fay whats up baby
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Hey @iheart!

@Cali/Iheart
Ewwwww!! Now I gotta go home and lysol all my fukin remotes!! Ya’llt elling me this fool is touching his salty, sweaty balls and then touching things! That’s why my face stay breaking out wherever he touches me at! Gross!! I coulda swore he was just massaging his shaft a little.
iheart

Al-owishus
How much longer til baby is here @Zoe
caligirl

@Fayla Yes, I I thought it was eucalyptus, but I did found it soothing and wanted to go back to bed after using it this morning.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Y’all better quit that gypsy pussy mess. The black candles won’t be far behind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

I heart whats up baby
iheart

@Dougie, could be a lil of both but I know for damn sure that hubby be cupping his balls and falling asleep
caligirl

I nair the off every couple of weeks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Yso I dont like when folks start talking bout candles and all that and s/n I though Boogity boogity was a Nascar thing till I heard yall say it on here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Cali smooth as eggs
kahmmillion

@ caligirl says:

I nair the off every couple of weeks
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I friend’s mom put Nair on her chin and that isht took the skin off her face. I Needless to say, she told me to get the hell out her house.
iheart

caligirl says:

I nair the off every couple of weeks
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Hubby better keep up naired or shaved ar whatever the fugg he gotta do to keep them hairless if he wants them sucked on
caligirl

@Al INDEED
lovezoe

@iheart- 30 days as of today. So far, the baby hasn’t dropped, no Braxton Hicks, nada. Midwife thinks I will go to the end, we will see.
KyCakes

FAYLA!! I sho’ missed my SR fam, yes I did
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KAHM

You know you ain’t sht right? You do? Good.
iheart

@Zoe, I know you can’t wait!! Will hubby be home for the birth?
caligirl

I like it doing it…It’s kinda like foreplay. The removal process
Genia

Cali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yso!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

You cant put nair every where best read the instructions BEFORE you use it
caligirl

:waves:at Kycakes
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @FAYLA

I spoke somewhere in the other post.
#IDCIYDKMN

Hmmp ALL I KNOW IS ION CARE ABOUT ICE & COCO’S SHOW….

SO WHY ARE THEY TAKING OVER MY DAMN COMPUTER SCREEN YO

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And Good Morning Beautiful People

I left my cell at home, supposed to be going to a friend’s mom’s funeral and now I can’t even let her know that I can’t make it ROARRRRRRRRRRR
lovezoe

@heart No He should be back the next month or so though. I rather have him home right after than for him to leave right after.
iheart

<<< Ain't NEVA putting nair anywhere near my cooch
I Go There

Ball grabbing and Nair
while talking about Chris Brown…
And it aint even 12 yet

Whats up folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

dont put it on your nipples either
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

CALI it had the SAME affect on me when i used it, i was like ok nite-nite essential oils aint no joke!
iheart

@Zoe, I totally understand. When I had my son my husband came the day before I had him and went back 2 weeks later and I was a :crying1: mess in the airport
AndThenIHitMyDougie

I am not nair-ing this negro’s balls. Sorry. Not the kid. That’s not in my job decription. Nope. Just checked- it’s not.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

AL sup mayne?
lovezoe

Oh iheart I am excited!!! We are waiting to find out the gender so I can not wait!
caligirl

Yso, Igo, LoveZoe

Love – When is your due date?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @MINKTENT

@IGO

You know how we do.
iheart

@Al, did it burn your nips when you put it there
Yardgirl

“Troubled singer Chris Brown, and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train”

OMG!! Miss Sandra is now on the name train!!

I am doing an online training class, I need to go, but I had to acknowledge this!!

Logs off
KyCakes

Hey Cali!! How you be?
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@iHeart

<— would never Nair her cooch. That's what she pays her esthetician $75/mo to do. Let that heffa do her job.
#IDCIYDKMN

Al, did you tell folks the other uses of Nair yet?
I Go There

ALBoy says:

You cant put nair every where best read the instructions BEFORE you use it
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That shait will heat up on you like MalcolmX getting a conk

“its heating up Shorty”
caligirl

@Fayla – It’s on and poppn. Tonight I’m getting in the tub,you know that for special occassions ONLY! Then I’m oiling myself down with WHIPFINITY! WHEWWWWWWWW I can’t wait!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Fay nothin much

Nair was never meant for men I found out the hard way women need to start putting all there products away if they dont want us trying them
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

bc i just got a Groupon for 62% off Brazillian waxing.
i’ve never had one tho. i need to. i almost fainted when i saw a gray coosie hair
OutsidetheBox

What yall talking?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@AL

How…? Why…? Never mind.

:hugs: @CALI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ IDI No I didnt you gone tell them
lovezoe

@Cali- St. Patty’s Day. Not trying to have the baby that day because it is my 1st cousins bday as well.
iheart

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

I am not nair-ing this negro’s balls. Sorry. Not the kid. That’s not in my job decription. Nope. Just checked- it’s not.

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I will shave them but he nairs them himself. They have nair fo mens body hair removal. It comes in a blue bottle Leave it on the counter and see if he catches the hint
KDub

Hit refresh on this post and all these comments have me dead STILL

SOMEBODY do the “Missing You” shuffle around me (@Yso).
Bootcampgirl

<—-uses nair on her lady parts but has learned, the hard way, that you DO NOT keep it on there for long..
lovezoe

Anyone heard of getting a Brazilian while pregnant?
#IDCIYDKMN

ALBoy says:

dont put it on your nipples either
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Also if you go tanning (before a vacay) cover your nips, IT’S A MUST! *shivers* #helpful
caligirl

Gives the “sideeye” to I SEE DYCK IN ME.

Hey baby
I Go There

Whats up Cali

@YSO

Yeah I know how you do
Genia

Did anyone see the Glee eposide where nene leaks’ character told the other coach, whose trying to have a baby:

“you betta wake up and smell the menopause…see what’s gonna happen…you gonna get in those stirrups and push…push and push…and then you gonna give birth to an adult, in a suite, with a briefcase and a job talkin on a cell phone”

Am I the only one who is cracking up!!!
#IDCIYDKMN

Yso, when I read what you thought diddy did I died yo

I could just picture him asking the family to have her dressed in the same color as him and ish and him diddy boppin’ all around the joint waving his Rolli in the air pumping the crowd up
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KDUB

#TakeThatTakeThat
KyCakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

bc i just got a Groupon for 62% off Brazillian waxing.
i’ve never had one tho. i need to. i almost fainted when i saw a gray coosie hair
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I cannot anymore…..GRAY?!?! BWAH HAhahahahahaha
Oh chit…..
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Fayla

Get the wax!!! Girl, you gona come up outta there loving the FUKK outta your underwear on your skin! I promise! And wait until you get some cu-ntilingus (a few days after the wax)! Whoo-hoooo!! Might make your head blow off!!

@Cali
I don’t want him shaving or nair-ing his pubes. He barely has any. I JUST got him to stop shaving his chest hair! I love his chest hair! He looks so manly with it. And he’s not a hairy dude so it’s real fine and soft.
iheart

<<== Has never had a brazillian cause im to scared that her (my cooch) wont like it
OutsidetheBox

I use Nair too. I put cotton balls whereever i dont want it to touch and a kitchen times is mandatory.
iheart

Igo
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MT

I knew it wasn’t just me!
Bootcampgirl

scared of the wax too
caligirl

:waves:@ 919 aka Sis in Christ KDUB!

Leaves post after Fayla’s comment
OutsidetheBox

Hey GG!

I saw that Glee. And also the one where Amber Riley song Whitney Houston better than JHud. Yeah I said it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ YSo so I was trimming my face up with the clippers one day with my shirt off I get to cutting then next thing I look at my chest and just run the clippers over it I finish then the Nair bottle catches my eye I pick it up didn’t read and slathered it all over my chest then I read the instructions where it specifically states not to put it on you nipples or use clippers before you use it. I figure it will be alright so I try to wait the time out after about 2 min its burning like alcohol in your pee hole and I’m shaking but I can’t give up I wait the whole 5 min rub it off its all smooth. It stopped burning but the next days when I went to work out I started sweating and it burned like iodine on an open sore
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@LoveZoe

I can’t see why you couldn’t get a Brazilian while preggers. YOu may not be able to see how neat/clean/bare your coochie looks until you stand up and look in a full-length mirror afterwards though. If your doc has no objections, go for it!

I know I’ma do it before I give birth! Don’t want the nurses and them talking about how my coochie was unkempt and looked like Hell when I was giving birth.
iheart

@The girls who nair:
Do you use the regular nair or the sensative kind
AllNYC

@lovezoe – I am 7 months pregnant and I get waxed every 3-4 weeks.
The skin is a lot more sensitive due to the pregnancy so this isn’t the time to experiment. If you aren’t a regular, I would just skip it during pregnancy.
My spa’s policy is that they will wax me until I go into labor if I want, but I have to wait 3 months after the birth for another Brazilian.
caligirl

Waxing is must HOWEVER the first time…There may be a little blodd. Pop some sedatives. Liquor will not help.
OutsidetheBox

YSo started that chit, then one of yall said Weekend at Bernies and @Prynn put Whit in a ___/ .
Hershey

@ Genia I saw that and I was :rofl that Nene is working the shyt outta her 15 minutes huntee! She’s a perfect fit on the show

#gleek
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@AL

Aw…Po thang. :hugs:
lovezoe

@Dougie- I heard it had something to do with blood flow or something. I go next week and I will ask then.
#IDCIYDKMN

*votes for the Brazilian*

Zoe, you will how your cotton candy looks
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

As soon as I get gray hair down there, Im getting laser removal for my whole ass. Grey hair mean my ass is too old to be trying to get to those hard to reach places
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@iheart

Your cooch will love it. TRUST me on this. Better yet…get you a Brazilian….wait 3 days….then put on some jeans with NO undies….

I bet that chick who was humping the doorknob had just got waxed. That shyt will make you do that sometimes.
OutsidetheBox

re: nair

Sensitive or the kind for faces. Whichever is cheaper at the time.

I dont use much. I like to keep color down there so I leave some behind.
lovezoe

I am SO scared, can’t just let anyone play with my cooch. How long does it take, can’t lay on my back for long.
caligirl

Yeah before going into hospital I make sure Cotton Candy is NICE and Neat. My girlfriend is GYN and she has sent patients home for disordly puzzy.
#IDCIYDKMN

Yso, I cracked myself up and was of my own mind last night yo

You know diddy would’ve bopped up to the 4th floor with cameras and the mic if he could’ve, talmbout we doin’ this the right way

agane….
Bootcampgirl

sensitive
@Al and that whole story
#IDCIYDKMN

disordly puzzy

arrest that bish
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Mother Jefferson

I had a laser removal Groupon twice last week for 6 treatments for real low prices. Like $199 for a small area, $299 for a medium area and $399 for a large area.

I was thinking about getting my underarms and “brazilian-front-to-back” done but I don’t know anyone who’s done laser hair removal to get a recommendation from.

Anybody got any advice on the laser hair removal and how many treatments it takes?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CALI

Being sent home for having “disorderly puzzy”…I can not.
#IDCIYDKMN

Zoe, maybe just get it “cleaned up” and not a full brazilian, so that it won’t take that long
Bootcampgirl

for the waxers, do they get all inside the crevices?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MK

With Ciroc in hand too.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@LoveZoe

I get waxed so often that it’s really not much for her to take off, so it usually takes her about 20-30 mins to do mine. If it’s your very first time and you have a wildlife jungle fown there, expect about an hr tho.
lovezoe

disordly puzzy
#IDCIYDKMN

I’ve never done laser removal.

I do do the underarm waxing year-round though.

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Douglas, did your Mother go off on you? What “story” did you give her? #nosey
I Go There

Iheart

Whats up?
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Flawless says:

that girl looks a mess
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I know that look so well. She has that caged animal look of a chick who is trapped in a relationship with a narcissist. And when I say “trapped” I mean she thinks she loves him and there is no other man for her. Po’ thing.
lovezoe

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@LoveZoe
I get waxed so often that it’s really not much for her to take off, so it usually takes her about 20-30 mins to do mine. If it’s your very first time and you have a wildlife jungle fown there, expect about an hr tho.
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No jungle, but I haven’t been able to see over my belly in about a month. I am gone go for it. I don’t want to wait too much longer, but don’t want it to grow if I go the full-term, KWIM?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

So the next time I was like I wont shave first Il just try the nair so I miss the nipples and nair my chest and this time I hit the Boys slather it down this time no burning nothing going wrong them all of a sudden my balls start tingling which afraided me so I rubbed them off and Smooth as Eggs but my chest I rub the nair off and it was like off a cartoon bumps immediately appeared and that was my last time using nair
OutsidetheBox

@Al. Good gawd.
Bootcampgirl
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Bootcamp.
Every. Single. One.

@Yall
LOL! Nope, she didn’t. I had damage to my front bumper done last year when a car backed into me and ran and I used the insurance check to go to Miami, and she used to always ask me when I was gonna get it fixed. So voila….. “yeah, I finally took my car in to get my bumper replaced.”

Luckily, the spot I crashed my car took off half the front bumper so it was getting replaced anyway. Showed back up a couple of days later with car fixed and she was like “finally! You got it fixed! Looks good! Now stop parking so close to folks that they back into you.”

Me: “I know better now. “
#IDCIYDKMN

@Bootcamp

I think that every lady should grab a mirror and see where all the hair is at, and get rid of it

My waxer only waxes the cooch
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@Yso, then he would’ve been putting the mic back and forth to her mouth
iheart

caligirl says:

Yeah before going into hospital I make sure Cotton Candy is NICE and Neat. My girlfriend is GYN and she has sent patients home for
disordly puzzy.
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fukin
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Yall

Your waxer sucks!! My girl gets EVERYTHANG!!! The cooch, the labia, the anus AND even the little “happy trail” that leads up to and around your navel. I tip that chick $15 every visit! Bish getting ALL my money when she do me like that!
caligirl

Laser hair removal! Try at you own risk and have a stack of CASH. I did laser hair removal for my chin and after each visit it looked like I had been involved molotov cocktail sulfuric acid accident.

What they don’t tell you in the beginning you need about 20 treatments.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

I hate all yall bishes. Flucking round and reading this shit my bladder just failed me!
#IDCIYDKMN

Damn Dougie! She uses lidocaine though

I tip that bish too Hmmmp. She the first one I’ve ever been to, maybe I need to start a new search Hmmmmm, but she uses lidocaine so no pain at.all.
vero

then then @Karabullet ! Sandra you are something else

**goes back to work**
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Morning…. Yall ain’t chit
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

ALBoy says:

@ YSo so I was trimming my face up with the clippers one day with my shirt off I get to cutting then next thing I look at my chest and just run the clippers over it I finish then the Nair bottle catches my eye I pick it up didn’t read and slathered it all over my chest then I read the instructions where it specifically states not to put it on you nipples or use clippers before you use it. I figure it will be alright so I try to wait the time out after about 2 min its burning like alcohol in your pee hole and I’m shaking but I can’t give up I wait the whole 5 min rub it off its all smooth. It stopped burning but the next days when I went to work out I started sweating and it burned like iodine on an open sore

So the next time I was like I wont shave first Il just try the nair so I miss the nipples and nair my chest and this time I hit the Boys slather it down this time no burning nothing going wrong them all of a sudden my balls start tingling which afraided me so I rubbed them off and Smooth as Eggs but my chest I rub the nair off and it was like off a cartoon bumps immediately appeared and that was my last time using nair
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I can’t lurk for chit with these comments … and who has a disorderly puzzay?? …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

BEING Serious Here (Becuz I’ve never paid Attention Though…) IS Her real name Kara-BULLET TRAIN Though (Karabullet Train)
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Noooooo al
#IDCIYDKMN

Jmo, nobody on here Pssssshhhh

Somebody’s friend is a gyny and that’s what they said about their patients unkept and outta control cotton candy…
#IDCIYDKMN

smooth as eggs
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

I shaved my cooch once and was rushing and baby daddy was down there and said he couldn’t fluck with it cause I left a small patch of hair and it looked like Hitler!
Daisy

I only pay 35 for my Brazilian wax and I can’t pee straight for weeks later

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