Troubled singer Chris Brown, and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train, were spotted jetting out of LAX airport on Tuesday night -- just hours after he was seen creeping at an entertainment facility with the apparently slutty baby mama of a certain amphibian rapper.

Brown was seen on Wednesday chatting on his cell phone and fondling himself on the balcony of his Miami Beach hotel while another hard leg loitered nearby. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Karpark, tweeted on her Twitter account like nothing was wrong -- like she didn't have a care in the world that her boyfriend was two-timing her right under her nose.

Photos: Chris-Brown.us

  • Flawless

    that girl looks a mess :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    Is than an invisible weave? :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Imagines Chris :hump: me so good as I whisper in his ear "neva hurt me ok Chris". That Koochomongarika bish getting all that good young dyck :rolleyes:

  • KDub

    and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train
    Meanwhile, his girlfriend Karpark
    -------------------------------------------
    My dear friend @Pryn:
    Call the girls and tell them I love them. If that 16 yo hangs up on you, call her back and tell her I need my Tarheels "swish-swish" sweatsuit and there is money underneff the mattress for a fresh pair of Air Forces. Cause their momma is :dead:

    Your sister in Christ,
    Kdub

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Imagines Chris me so good as I whisper in his ear “neva hurt me ok Chris”. That Koochomongarika bish getting all that good young dyck
    -----------
    Thats why she look ran through :yawn:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh Lawd yall got Aunty going in on the girl name

    :rofl:
    The influence on this blog is redunk! :rofl:

  • lovezoe

    I meant is that an invisible part?

  • Chocolate Diva

    That bish Rhi-Rhi aint slick that fool rocking the same hairstyle as Karflfkrorfofhghttkkff. Ole messy bish LOVE IT :rofl: :rofl:

  • KDub

    with the apparently slutty baby mama

    Brown was seen on Wednesday chatting on his cell phone and fondling himself on the balcony of his Miami Beach hotel while another hard leg loitered nearby.
    -----------------------------------
    I AM STILL deceased 'round this bish.
    :dead:

    I'm coming (Whitney) Elizabeth!

  • kahmmillion

    Khupacabra is not the prettiest girl out there is she. She really needs to get a job....so ratchet to run around the word behind a man instead of getting her own.....she should be using this opportunity and get CB to pay for her college. #justathought

    Khupacabra just never looks happy with her puffy cheek self.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I see she still hanging on :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tarheels “swish-swish” sweatsuit

    Making noise in the damn casket :rofl: :rofl:

  • TiFan4Lyfe

    :coffee:

  • Hershey

    :yawn:

  • prynsexxx

    @Kdub

    Will do, sis. :tear: But if that 16 y/o hangs up on me like she did that last time, tell her I got a 16 year and 362/3 day year old that will be down there in April to whoop dat tail.

    *goes to look for me a matching "swish-swish* jogging suit to coordinate at the fune*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    "Chris Brown, and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train"
    See.....I can't..... :casket:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Karabullet? Karpack?! :dead:

    Sandra is worse than us! :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    That 1980's lace acid-stonewashed jean jacke that "Coochie's tan" is wearing is a :nono:

    Is she paying homage to Whit? Bless huh.

  • OutsidetheBox

    So of course, I always google the iterations of the girl's name and The
    (K)chupacabras is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas.

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    "Brown was fondling himself on the balcony of his Miami Beach hotel. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Karpark"
    O, Sandra :dead:

  • KDub

    Khupacabra
    ---------------------------
    NOT Chupacabra...the fuggin goat sucker....

    :casket:

  • iheart

    :waves: Hey yall!! Today is my Friday :yahoo: :danban:

  • caligirl

    :waves: Good Morning Why don't these dudes just walk around in there boxers. Is a belt that uncomfortable. :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Is she paying homage to Whit?

    That jacket. :rofl:

  • lovezoe

    I hope she saving her money. He taking her to Miami, Dubai, shopping sprees, etc. I just hope she pocketing some of this cash. Her and Timex from Beverly Hills just riding that train with Kamazkie.

  • kahmmillion

    @ OutsidetheBox says:

    So of course, I always google the iterations of the girl’s name and The
    (K)chupacabras is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas.

    ______________

    You like that isht don't yah!!! :ha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: @Karabullet Train :rofl:

    daaaamn Auntie! LMAO

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yes @KWall. I had to google an image I never heard of that thing. :rofl:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    :shocked:

    "Invisible Parts Gone to Hell" :no:

    Kandelabra know that ain't right. And Rih is REALLLLLYYYY working that "Fatal Attraction" role, ain't she.

  • caligirl

    :offtopic: Another division offered me a position. Same pay, less work. But I :heart: my boss, he even offered and has started testing to be living donar. Such a QUANDARY

  • kahmmillion

    @KDub says:

    Khupacabra
    —————————
    NOT Chupacabra…the fuggin goat sucker….

    _________________________

    Well, I was trying not to spell her name incorrectly like the rest of you mean people on this blog.... :shame: So, why should I spell her name with a "C" when we all know it starts with a "K". :hahaha:

  • kahmmillion

    @ AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    “Invisible Parts Gone to Hell”
    Kandelabra know that ain’t right. And Rih is REALLLLLYYYY working that “Fatal Attraction” role, ain’t she.

    ___________________

    :wtf: Kandelabra :dead:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Re: Chris' fondling

    Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It's never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: "leave your dikk alone!! It's been there almost 30 years, it ain't goin run away!!"

    So uncouth. :no:

  • A.J.

    :nono:Young man, i say young man..pull those pants up you advertising

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    yeah imma need chris brown to step up his game. his girl is raggedy,

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    KDub :yahoo:
    OTB :love:
    CALI :kiss:

    How u purty ladies dewin this moanin?

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Cali
    Stay where a you're loved. That kidney is worth wayyyy more than a little less work.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Cali
    Stay where a you're loved. That kidney is worth wayyyy more than a little less work.

  • kahmmillion

    @ AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Re: Chris’ fondling
    Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: “leave your dikk alone!! It’s been there almost 30 years, it ain’t goin run away!!”
    So uncouth.

    _____________________________

    Two of the attorneys that work with me will come in my office, while I'm sitting at my desk, and will stand in front of my desk talking to me and fondling their peens like that.....I just take it as a grain of salt....men just can't help it. :vomit:

  • caligirl

    all men do that :shrug: ...mister can't wait to take his suit off and walk around in his boxers and jiggle his balls....

  • KDub

    Yes @KWall. I had to google an image I never heard of that thing.
    ---------------------------------------------------------

    La chupacabra...I ONLY know about it cause MamaDub longtime bf was a Puerto Rican man... :rofl:

  • kahmmillion

    @ spongebobfan says:

    raggedy,

    _________________

    haven't heard that word in a while. love it.

  • KyCakes

    Auntie. I :love: you sooo much :rofl:

    she called the girl 'Karpark'... I can't, you hear me? :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Dougie :yahoo:
    lovezoe :waves:
    iheart :hug:

  • caligirl

    Fayla :kiss: Did you get your message? :danban1: :danban:

    I just may bath in my new Whipfinity. I'm addicted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lovezoe

    @Fayla :waves:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants.
    _________________________________________________________

    Mine too, I am glad that's normal then. :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Pryn Mother Jeff OHoney :waves:
    CD!! :hug:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Sponge
    I don't think Koochiekoochiekoo is really looking raggedy. They're at the airport, finna pass several time zones. I dress like my first name is Naomi, middle name Tyra and last name is Lenoir to go to the airport.

    Most folks have more sense than that though, and because they travel OFTEN, know they should be comfortable. :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yeah @Cali I would stay. Who wants to meet new ppl :lol:

    What if you dont like them.

  • iheart

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Re: Chris’ fondling

    Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: “leave your dikk alone!! It’s been there almost 30 years, it ain’t goin run away!!”

    _____________
    My 7 year old watches TV like that :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Uncouth? :love:

    #WerdNerd

  • Genia

    kahmmillion says:

    Khupacabra is not the prettiest girl out there is she. She really needs to get a job….so ratchet to run around the word behind a man instead of getting her own…..she should be using this opportunity and get CB to pay for her college. #justathought

    Khupacabra just never looks happy with her puffy cheek self
    _________________________________________________________________
    At least go to school! dumb bishes!!!! I mean dayum...at least get a couple of degrees why you laying and waiting up on these men...IJS KayUcanpunchme...needs to be scamming up on a couple of degrees.

  • iheart

    Hey Fay Bay :waves:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :offtopic:
    Reggie Bush ain't going back to the Kardashian well ... telling TMZ he's 100% NOT dating his old flame Kim ... despite an expensive lunch date this weekend.

    Reggie was hanging out on Rodeo Drive in Bev Hills when we asked if he was back on with his reality ex. Reggie couldn't have been more clear -- hell no.

    TMZ broke the story ... Reg and Kim were spotted on a lunch date at the Beverly Hills Hotel this weekend.

    Sometimes a really expensive salad is just a really expensive salad ... but sometimes it's not.

    ***************************************
    Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    iheart says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Re: Chris’ fondling

    Mister does that ALL day LONGGGGGGGG when he is home. It’s never more than 10 mins that goes by without his hands slipping in his pants. I sometimes pop his hands and say: “leave your dikk alone!! It’s been there almost 30 years, it ain’t goin run away!!”

    _____________
    My 7 year old watches TV like that :no:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    :lol: So does my kid....

  • KyCakes

    Chocolate Diva says:
    Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone :coffee:
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    No home to call its own...I :ghost: slowly when that comment was made....

  • caligirl

    @Dougie :hug: Yeah, he hit me over the head with that...I didn't even ask. He volunteered..... Another person on my team, said to stay as well. The project I'm on is much bigger and more exposure (scrunity). Mister says stay too...I guess you are right. Damn it NO one will agree with me.

  • iheart

    @Ky, it makes me so uncomfortable when I see him doing that :lol:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Fayla
    :waves:

    @Cali
    Jiggling his balls?! I thought mine was just playing with the shaft, if he's jiggling his balls, that's REALLY nasty!! They've got pubes on them! :vomit:

  • caligirl

    :waves: @ Genia :kiss:

  • lovezoe

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Reggie Bush ain’t going back to the Kardashian well … telling TMZ he’s 100% NOT dating his old flame Kim … despite an expensive lunch date this weekend.
    Reggie was hanging out on Rodeo Drive in Bev Hills when we asked if he was back on with his reality ex. Reggie couldn’t have been more clear — hell no.
    TMZ broke the story … Reg and Kim were spotted on a lunch date at the Beverly Hills Hotel this weekend.
    Sometimes a really expensive salad is just a really expensive salad … but sometimes it’s not.
    ***************************************
    Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone
    ======================

    He would be embarrASSed to admit he is back with her.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Y'all need to leave Katamount alone. She's already dating Chris so I'm sure she has enough problems. :coffee:

  • iheart

    KyCakes says:

    Chocolate Diva says:
    Hopefully he really has left gypsy pussy alone
    —————————————————————–
    No home to call its own…I slowly when that comment was made….

    ____________
    :dead:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Reggie Bush ain’t going back to the Kardashian well … telling TMZ he’s 100% NOT dating his old flame Kim
    ______________________________________________________________

    Can't let go of the groupie love.

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Fay & Cali

  • iheart

    @Dougie, I think Cali is right with the ball jiggling. Hubby is always shifting his nuts around :lol:

  • caligirl

    @Dougie - I'm not for certain, but there is some shifting going on. Apparently, it's very relaxing....Sometimes he request that I rub them before he goes to sleep. :shrug:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    On the other hand...how much does Katatonic weigh? Bish looks to be 85#, soaking wet!

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @CALI so u like the lavender? :love: i do :yes:

    :waves: @Ky

  • iheart

    Hey, ChocD,Dougie,Cali,Ky,Yso and errbody else I missed :waves:

  • lovezoe

    I ask hubby is something wrong down there much as he touches it. :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    GENIA!! :hugs:

    KayUcanpunchme?! I hate you sooo much! :hahaha:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Chris' gorilla-bear looking azz prolly be slanging her little frail self all around the bedroom. Hit that bish from the back one time and her damn pelvis shatters. :no:

    I cannot with them two.

  • caligirl

    :waves: Chocolate Diva...You know that Gyspy Puzzy is a sore subject round thse parts. :ghost:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Iheart

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    Gypsy pussy is hilarious :lol:

  • lovezoe

    I still can't get with that invisible part.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @iHEART

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YSO :love: hey suga!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    Fay whats up baby

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Hey @iheart! :waves:

    @Cali/Iheart
    Ewwwww!! Now I gotta go home and lysol all my fukin remotes!! Ya'llt elling me this fool is touching his salty, sweaty balls and then touching things! That's why my face stay breaking out wherever he touches me at! Gross!! I coulda swore he was just massaging his shaft a little.

  • iheart

    Al-owishus :waves:
    How much longer til baby is here @Zoe :hi:

  • caligirl

    @Fayla Yes, I :heart: I thought it was eucalyptus, but I did found it soothing and wanted to go back to bed after using it this morning.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Y'all better quit that gypsy pussy mess. The black candles won't be far behind. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    I heart whats up baby

  • iheart

    @Dougie, could be a lil of both but I know for damn sure that hubby be cupping his balls and falling asleep :rofl:

  • caligirl

    I nair the off every couple of weeks :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Yso I dont like when folks start talking bout candles and all that and s/n I though Boogity boogity was a Nascar thing till I heard yall say it on here :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Cali smooth as eggs :coffee:

  • kahmmillion

    @ caligirl says:

    I nair the off every couple of weeks
    __________________________

    I friend's mom put Nair on her chin and that isht took the skin off her face. I :rofl: Needless to say, she told me to get the hell out her house. :dead:

  • iheart

    caligirl says:

    I nair the off every couple of weeks
    _____________

    Hubby better keep up naired or shaved ar whatever the fugg he gotta do to keep them hairless if he wants them sucked on :kona:

  • caligirl

    @Al :wink: :yes: INDEED

  • lovezoe

    @iheart- 30 days as of today. So far, the baby hasn't dropped, no Braxton Hicks, nada. Midwife thinks I will go to the end, we will see.

  • KyCakes

    FAYLA!! I sho' missed my SR fam, yes I did :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @KAHM

    You know you ain't sht right? You do? Good. :rofl:

  • iheart

    @Zoe, :yahoo: I know you can't wait!! Will hubby be home for the birth?

  • caligirl

    I like it doing it...It's kinda like foreplay. The removal process :wink:

  • Genia

    Cali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss: Yso!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss: :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    You cant put nair every where :lol: best read the instructions BEFORE you use it :coffee:

  • caligirl

    :waves:at Kycakes

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @FAYLA

    I spoke somewhere in the other post.

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    Hmmp ALL I KNOW IS ION CARE ABOUT ICE & COCO'S SHOW....

    SO WHY ARE THEY TAKING OVER MY DAMN COMPUTER SCREEN YO :cuss:

    ---------------------------
    And Good Morning Beautiful People :coffee:

    I left my cell at home, supposed to be going to a friend's mom's funeral and now I can't even let her know that I can't make it ROARRRRRRRRRRR :karate:

  • lovezoe

    @heart No :( He should be back the next month or so though. I rather have him home right after than for him to leave right after.

  • iheart

    <<< Ain't NEVA putting nair anywhere near my cooch :nono:

  • I Go There

    Ball grabbing and Nair
    while talking about Chris Brown...
    And it aint even 12 yet

    Whats up folks
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    dont put it on your nipples either :no:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    CALI :lol: it had the SAME affect on me when i used it, i was like :yawn: ok nite-nite :zzz: essential oils aint no joke!

  • iheart

    @Zoe, I totally understand. When I had my son my husband came the day before I had him and went back 2 weeks later and I was a :crying: :crying1: mess in the airport :no:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    I am not nair-ing this negro's balls. Sorry. Not the kid. That's not in my job decription. Nope. Just checked- it's not. :no:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    AL :love: sup mayne?

  • lovezoe

    Oh iheart I am excited!!! We are waiting to find out the gender so I can not wait!

  • caligirl

    Yso, Igo, LoveZoe :hug:

    Love - When is your due date?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @MINKTENT

    @IGO

    You know how we do. :coffee:

  • iheart

    @Al, did it burn your nips when you put it there :coffee:

  • Yardgirl

    "Troubled singer Chris Brown, and his exhausted looking girlfriend, Karabullet Train"

    :rofl: OMG!! Miss Sandra is now on the name train!!

    I am doing an online training class, I need to go, but I had to acknowledge this!!

    Logs off :kona:

  • KyCakes

    Hey Cali!! How you be? :hug:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @iHeart

    <--- would never Nair her cooch. That's what she pays her esthetician $75/mo to do. Let that heffa do her job. :coffee:

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    :waves: Al, did you tell folks the other uses of Nair yet? :grill:

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    You cant put nair every where best read the instructions BEFORE you use it
    ______________________________________________________

    That shait will heat up on you like MalcolmX getting a conk

    "its heating up Shorty"

  • caligirl

    @Fayla - It's on and poppn. Tonight I'm getting in the tub,you know that for special occassions ONLY! Then I'm oiling myself down with WHIPFINITY! WHEWWWWWWWW I can't wait!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Fay nothin much

    Nair was never meant for men I found out the hard way women need to start putting all there products away if they dont want us trying them

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: bc i just got a Groupon for 62% off Brazillian waxing.
    :ashamed: i've never had one tho. i need to. i almost fainted when i saw a gray coosie hair :crying:

  • OutsidetheBox

    What yall talking?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @AL

    How...? Why...? Never mind. :no:

    :hugs: @CALI

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ IDI No I didnt you gone tell them

  • lovezoe

    @Cali- St. Patty's Day. Not trying to have the baby that day because it is my 1st cousins bday as well.

  • iheart

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    I am not nair-ing this negro’s balls. Sorry. Not the kid. That’s not in my job decription. Nope. Just checked- it’s not.

    ____________

    I will shave them but he nairs them himself. They have nair fo mens body hair removal. It comes in a blue bottle :coffee: Leave it on the counter and see if he catches the hint :coffee:

  • KDub

    Hit refresh on this post and all these comments have me dead STILL :dead:

    SOMEBODY do the "Missing You" shuffle around me (@Yso).

  • Bootcampgirl

    <----uses nair on her lady parts but has learned, the hard way, that you DO NOT keep it on there for long..

  • lovezoe

    Anyone heard of getting a Brazilian while pregnant?

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    ALBoy says:

    dont put it on your nipples either
    -----------------------------
    Also if you go tanning (before a vacay) cover your nips, IT'S A MUST! *shivers* #helpful

  • caligirl

    Gives the "sideeye" to I SEE DYCK IN ME.

    Hey baby :hug:

  • I Go There

    Whats up Cali

    @YSO

    Yeah I know how you do

  • Genia

    :offtopic:
    Did anyone see the Glee eposide where nene leaks' character told the other coach, whose trying to have a baby:

    "you betta wake up and smell the menopause...see what's gonna happen...you gonna get in those stirrups and push...push and push...and then you gonna give birth to an adult, in a suite, with a briefcase and a job talkin on a cell phone"

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Am I the only one who is cracking up!!!

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    Yso, when I read what you thought diddy did I died yo :dead:

    I could just picture him asking the family to have her dressed in the same color as him and ish and him diddy boppin' all around the joint waving his Rolli in the air pumping the crowd up :casket:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @KDUB

    :danban:

    #TakeThatTakeThat

  • KyCakes

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    :dead: bc i just got a Groupon for 62% off Brazillian waxing.
    :ashamed: i’ve never had one tho. i need to. i almost fainted when i saw a gray coosie hair :crying:
    -------------------------------------------------
    I cannot :dead: anymore.....GRAY?!?! BWAH HAhahahahahaha
    Oh chit.....

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Fayla

    Get the wax!!! :yes: Girl, you gona come up outta there loving the FUKK outta your underwear on your skin! I promise! And wait until you get some cu-ntilingus (a few days after the wax)! Whoo-hoooo!! Might make your head blow off!!

    @Cali
    I don't want him shaving or nair-ing his pubes. He barely has any. I JUST got him to stop shaving his chest hair! I love his chest hair! He looks so manly with it. And he's not a hairy dude so it's real fine and soft. :yes:

  • iheart

    <<== Has never had a brazillian cause im to scared that her (my cooch) wont like it :sad:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I use Nair too. I put cotton balls whereever i dont want it to touch and a kitchen times is mandatory.

  • iheart

    Igo :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: @MT

    I knew it wasn't just me! :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    scared of the wax too

  • caligirl

    :waves:@ 919 aka Sis in Christ KDUB!

    Leaves post after Fayla's comment :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey GG! :hug:

    I saw that Glee. :yes: And also the one where Amber Riley song Whitney Houston better than JHud. Yeah I said it. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ YSo so I was trimming my face up with the clippers one day with my shirt off I get to cutting then next thing I look at my chest and just run the clippers over it I finish then the Nair bottle catches my eye I pick it up didn’t read and slathered it all over my chest then I read the instructions where it specifically states not to put it on you nipples or use clippers before you use it. I figure it will be alright so I try to wait the time out after about 2 min its burning like alcohol in your pee hole and I’m shaking but I can’t give up I wait the whole 5 min rub it off its all smooth. It stopped burning but the next days when I went to work out I started sweating and it burned like iodine on an open sore :no:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @LoveZoe

    I can't see why you couldn't get a Brazilian while preggers. YOu may not be able to see how neat/clean/bare your coochie looks until you stand up and look in a full-length mirror afterwards though. If your doc has no objections, go for it!

    I know I'ma do it before I give birth! :yes: Don't want the nurses and them talking about how my coochie was unkempt and looked like Hell when I was giving birth.

  • iheart

    @The girls who nair:
    Do you use the regular nair or the sensative kind :coffee:

  • AllNYC

    @lovezoe - I am 7 months pregnant and I get waxed every 3-4 weeks.
    The skin is a lot more sensitive due to the pregnancy so this isn't the time to experiment. If you aren't a regular, I would just skip it during pregnancy.
    My spa's policy is that they will wax me until I go into labor if I want, but I have to wait 3 months after the birth for another Brazilian.

  • caligirl

    Waxing is must :yes: HOWEVER the first time...There may be a little blodd. Pop some sedatives. Liquor will not help.

  • OutsidetheBox

    YSo started that chit, then one of yall said Weekend at Bernies and @Prynn put Whit in a ___/ . :dead:

  • Hershey

    @ Genia I saw that and I was :rofl :rofl: that Nene is working the shyt outta her 15 minutes huntee! She's a perfect fit on the show

    #gleek

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @AL

    Aw...Po thang. :hugs: :hahaha:

  • lovezoe

    @Dougie- I heard it had something to do with blood flow or something. I go next week and I will ask then.

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    *votes for the Brazilian* :cheer:

    Zoe, you will :love: how your cotton candy looks :yes:

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    As soon as I get gray hair down there, Im getting laser removal for my whole ass. Grey hair mean my ass is too old to be trying to get to those hard to reach places :nono:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @iheart

    Your cooch will love it. TRUST me on this. Better yet...get you a Brazilian....wait 3 days....then put on some jeans with NO undies....

    :love:

    I bet that chick who was humping the doorknob had just got waxed. :coffee: That shyt will make you do that sometimes.

  • OutsidetheBox

    re: nair

    Sensitive or the kind for faces. Whichever is cheaper at the time. :coffee:

    I dont use much. I like to keep color down there so I leave some behind.

  • lovezoe

    I am SO scared, can't just let anyone play with my cooch. How long does it take, can't lay on my back for long.

  • caligirl

    Yeah before going into hospital I make sure Cotton Candy is NICE and Neat. My girlfriend is GYN and she has sent patients home for disordly puzzy.

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    Yso, I cracked myself up and was :ashamed: of my own mind last night yo :rofl:

    You know diddy would've bopped up to the 4th floor with cameras and the mic if he could've, talmbout we doin' this the right way :cheers:

    :ashamed: agane....

  • Bootcampgirl

    sensitive
    :hahaha: @Al and that whole story

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    disordly puzzy :dead:

    :rofl: arrest that bish :lol:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Mother Jefferson

    I had a laser removal Groupon twice last week for 6 treatments for real low prices. Like $199 for a small area, $299 for a medium area and $399 for a large area.

    I was thinking about getting my underarms and "brazilian-front-to-back" done but I don't know anyone who's done laser hair removal to get a recommendation from.

    Anybody got any advice on the laser hair removal and how many treatments it takes?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: @CALI

    Being sent home for having "disorderly puzzy"...I can not. :ghost:

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    Zoe, maybe just get it "cleaned up" and not a full brazilian, so that it won't take that long :shrug:

  • Bootcampgirl

    for the waxers, do they get all inside the crevices?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MK

    With Ciroc in hand too. :hahaha:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @LoveZoe

    I get waxed so often that it's really not much for her to take off, so it usually takes her about 20-30 mins to do mine. If it's your very first time and you have a wildlife jungle fown there, expect about an hr tho.

  • lovezoe

    disordly puzzy :ghost:

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    I've never done laser removal.

    I do do the underarm waxing year-round though. :coffee:

    --------------------
    :waves: Douglas, did your Mother go off on you? What "story" did you give her? #nosey :D

  • I Go There

    Iheart

    Whats up?

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Flawless says:

    that girl looks a mess
    _________________

    I know that look so well. She has that caged animal look of a chick who is trapped in a relationship with a narcissist. And when I say "trapped" I mean she thinks she loves him and there is no other man for her. Po' thing. :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @LoveZoe
    I get waxed so often that it’s really not much for her to take off, so it usually takes her about 20-30 mins to do mine. If it’s your very first time and you have a wildlife jungle fown there, expect about an hr tho.
    ----------------------
    No jungle, but I haven't been able to see over my belly in about a month. I am gone go for it. I don't want to wait too much longer, but don't want it to grow if I go the full-term, KWIM?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

    So the next time I was like I wont shave first Il just try the nair so I miss the nipples and nair my chest and this time I hit the Boys slather it down this time no burning nothing going wrong them all of a sudden my balls start tingling which afraided me so I rubbed them off and Smooth as Eggs but my chest I rub the nair off and it was like off a cartoon bumps immediately appeared and that was my last time using nair :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: @Al. Good gawd.

  • Bootcampgirl

    :hahaha:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Bootcamp.
    Every. Single. One. :yes:

    @Yall
    LOL! Nope, she didn't. I had damage to my front bumper done last year when a car backed into me and ran and I used the insurance check to go to Miami, and she used to always ask me when I was gonna get it fixed. So voila..... "yeah, I finally took my car in to get my bumper replaced."

    :coffee:

    Luckily, the spot I crashed my car took off half the front bumper so it was getting replaced anyway. Showed back up a couple of days later with car fixed and she was like "finally! You got it fixed! Looks good! Now stop parking so close to folks that they back into you."

    Me: :lol: "I know better now. :-D "

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    @Bootcamp

    I think that every lady should grab a mirror and see where all the hair is at, and get rid of it :lol:

    My waxer only waxes the cooch :coffee:
    ----------------------------------------------
    @Yso, then he would've been putting the mic back and forth to her mouth :dead:

  • iheart

    caligirl says:

    Yeah before going into hospital I make sure Cotton Candy is NICE and Neat. My girlfriend is GYN and she has sent patients home for
    disordly puzzy.
    ______________________

    fukin :dead:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Yall

    Your waxer sucks!! My girl gets EVERYTHANG!!! The cooch, the labia, the anus AND even the little "happy trail" that leads up to and around your navel. I tip that chick $15 every visit! Bish getting ALL my money when she do me like that!

  • caligirl

    Laser hair removal! Try at you own risk and have a stack of CASH. I did laser hair removal for my chin and after each visit it looked like I had been involved molotov cocktail sulfuric acid accident.

    What they don't tell you in the beginning you need about 20 treatments.

  • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

    I hate all yall bishes. Flucking round and reading this shit my bladder just failed me!

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    Damn Dougie! She uses lidocaine though :shrug: :rofl:

    I tip that bish too Hmmmp. She the first one I've ever been to, maybe I need to start a new search Hmmmmm, but she uses lidocaine so no pain at.all. :coffee:

  • vero

    :rofl: then :dead: then :ghost: @Karabullet ! Sandra you are something else

    **goes back to work**

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Morning.... Yall ain't chit :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ALBoy says:

    @ YSo so I was trimming my face up with the clippers one day with my shirt off I get to cutting then next thing I look at my chest and just run the clippers over it I finish then the Nair bottle catches my eye I pick it up didn’t read and slathered it all over my chest then I read the instructions where it specifically states not to put it on you nipples or use clippers before you use it. I figure it will be alright so I try to wait the time out after about 2 min its burning like alcohol in your pee hole and I’m shaking but I can’t give up I wait the whole 5 min rub it off its all smooth. It stopped burning but the next days when I went to work out I started sweating and it burned like iodine on an open sore :no:

    So the next time I was like I wont shave first Il just try the nair so I miss the nipples and nair my chest and this time I hit the Boys slather it down this time no burning nothing going wrong them all of a sudden my balls start tingling which afraided me so I rubbed them off and Smooth as Eggs but my chest I rub the nair off and it was like off a cartoon bumps immediately appeared and that was my last time using nair :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

    I can't lurk for chit with these comments ... and who has a disorderly puzzay?? :blink: ... :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    BEING Serious Here (Becuz I've never paid Attention Though...) IS Her real name Kara-BULLET TRAIN Though (Karabullet Train) :think:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: Noooooo al

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    Jmo, nobody on here Pssssshhhh

    :rofl: Somebody's friend is a gyny and that's what they said about their patients unkept and outta control cotton candy... :coffee:

  • #IDCIYDKMN

    :dead: smooth as eggs

  • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

    I shaved my cooch once and was rushing and baby daddy was down there and said he couldn't fluck with it cause I left a small patch of hair and it looked like Hitler!

  • Daisy

    I only pay 35 for my Brazilian wax and I can't pee straight for weeks later :mad: