Some of you may recall that disgraced preacher Eddie Long stepped down from his position as spiritual leader of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church late last year. His stated goal was to focus on his family -- in particular, his long-suffering wife who is divorcing him.

Well, Bishop Long is back in the pulpit. And he returned in typical dramatic fashion.

New Birth brought in a controversial "Rabbi" to crown Long as King in an elaborate Jewish ceremony using 300-year-old sacred scrolls that were found discarded outside a concentration camp in Germany in the 1940s.

I wonder how the Jews feel about this?

Update I, 4:45 pm ET: according to this blog, the "Rabbi" isn't even Jewish and the 300-year-old "Jewish scrolls" are fake:

Rabbi Ralph Messer isn’t Jewish.

Messer is a proponent of so-called Messianic Judaism, a religious movement founded in the 1960s that wraps evangelical Christian theology in Jewish cultural trappings.

Put simply, it’s a Christian movement. Messer is a Christian minister.

And despite Messer’s claim to be acting “on behalf of the Jewish people and the land of Israel,” there’s nothing Jewish about the performance he put on at Long’s church. Neither the ritual nor the language of Messer’s act have any basis in Jewish traditions, while his repeated references to the divinity of Jesus and quotations from the Christian bible make his actual theology clear.

Also, the “priceless” Torah scroll Messer wraps Long in is almost certainly a fake. As you can see at 5:15 in the video, the thing is held together with scotch tape.

Oh, and one more tip for “Rabbi” Messer, if he’s reading this. The name of the Nazi concentration camp where you claim you found that scroll? It’s Auschwitz-Birkenau, not “Auschwitz and Birkendal.”

Thanks to loyal readers Maya S. and Velvet W. for the tip!

This post, originally written Feb. 2, 2012 @ 11:42 a.m., was edited to reflect the following corrections: deleted text erroneously attributed to blogger Fresh of Crunktastical.net.

  • prynsexxx

    :blink: :wtf: Are they FO SERRUS?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    I saw this and just shook my head. Then we have people wondering why people don't go to church and believe in God. If I didn't have a relationship with God and seen this mess I probably wouldn't believe in the church either.

  • goat76

    I'm with you Pryn...BrainWashing at it's finest.

  • Yall still crazy

    I am all for everyone being schooled on The Abrahamic Religions (all 3) but this fool here should be shamed.

    As if he really cares about people getting to God.

    Gone somewhere suzie q #next

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :nono: Theres only one King !!!!!! Jesus! Thanks Auntie :hug: for the new post

  • The Makeup Maven

    I was 'bout to say "Only in America" BUT then I remember this chit happens all over the world! :coffee:

  • Hershey

    Yeah Redeemed how do the Jews feel about this?

    This is scary, he's on the level of Jim Jones and the Ghana tragedy back in the 80s :nono:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn :2dance: <--- the bow is really jewel encrusted fit for a King!
    :coffee:

  • http://brittneytoday.blogspot.com Zoe B.

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEVENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BOY MOLESTAH

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    You have got to be chittin me :blink:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    You have got to be sh*tting me.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Don't know bout ya'll but for me and my house we will serve the Lord :yes:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    WHAT THE FUKK IS THIS SH*T?!!!!!!

    ARE YOU FUKKING KIDDING ME?!!!

    I AM DONE! DONE! DONE! DONE! DONE! FOR THE DAY!

    I CAN'T WITH THIS FOOLISH SODOMITE ANYMORE AND I AINT EVEN RELIGIOUS.

    GOING BACK TO ANOTHER POST.

  • I Go There

    This dude never stops being funny... I feel so bad for the folks at that church.

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    LMAOOOOOOO @ JMO :rofl: :rofl:

    Is today April 1st? Is this an April Fools joke?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :no: :no:

  • http://brittneytoday.blogspot.com Zoe B.

    Did the Jewish pastor just say "O.K. we're going to peel the foreskin off of this" ? :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @IGO

    It be funny if it wasn't so sad. Talk about being led astray. :no:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl: :rofl: Wow cocoa!! First Igo copies my comments now you!!

    :no: <--- smh

  • Mannie

    Now if this aint some BS...Didnt he just get caught phuckin young dudes? I mean think people i know we all are imperfect but dang...

    Eddie Longstroke gotta have a serious gift of gab cause his congregation is confused...

  • LuvMySailor

    Where is Redemmed777 when you need her!!

    I am a divinity school graduate and I am floord on so many levels. It's interested to see the fusion of two separate religions BUT Long is a proven wolf in sheeps clothing.

    His members need to RUN and run hard. Now the sheep will definately be afraid to speak agianst him. This is a plow to shame those who respect ministers into submssion.

    There is nothing wrong with the Torah/Old Testament but my main focus in Matthew-Revelation.

  • DapisDaShizz

    Ummmmmmm, this is comfoolery (as my girl Johanna says). So now Eddie Long is a city?????????? Stop it I SAY!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Zoe B. says:

    Did the Jewish pastor just say “O.K. we’re going to peel the foreskin off of this” ? :rofl: :rofl:
    -__________________________________________________________________-

    Lol I saw that :hahaha:

  • Yall still crazy

    We Christians, ones who study/believe in Judism(Jews), and the Islam(Muslims) all believe in the same ONE God.

    These are the only religions that I respect :coffee:

  • Ms. Everything

    :cosign: @Jerrica

    There are no words for this nonsense and anyone who can watch it and support this man needs to have their heads examined. No true man (woman) of God would ever even dream of doing this and thinking it's okay.

  • KayCeiSoul

    You say he was crowned King? King of what? More like a reincarnate of Reverend Ike. SMH!

    Rapunzel better get the Peter Popoff out of here. Next thing he'll be sending prayer clothes and ketchup packets of oil in the mail.

    I am all for forgiveness, but WHHHYYY can't he just sit his azz down and just teach?

    *cues "Nobody Greater"*

    #Boop.

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    This is just :sick: but then again he fit right in with the rest of them..

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Dapis :hug: Heeey mama!

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Jesus Jesus Jesus is all I can say... I will pray for those followers...

    Many people really don't understand that people see ministry as a job like going to work and sitting behind a desk. They are not followers of Christ it is just their JOB! This is "bishops" JOB. I don't think he loves God at all...
    * Logs off for lunch and prayer

  • Yall still crazy

    :waves: Hey Dap!

  • lady_cn

    What da hayull?! :blink:

  • Ms. Everything

    @Luv please please please do not invoke the name of that nutjob.... please

  • I Go There

    @YSO

    Well he is the sheppard and they are sheep sooooo....

  • Hershey

    @ Luv she's in the other post acting a zip dayum fool :rofl:

  • caligirl

    King of the Cult following fools.

    Difference between him and Jim Jones - Whatever they drinking over there haven't kiled them fools yet.

  • NaijaGal

    Sometimes I wonder if Jesus thinks "is this the ish I died for...damn"

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    KayCeiSoul says:

    You say he was crowned King? King of what? More like a reincarnate of Reverend Ike. SMH!

    -__________________________________________________________________-

    King of Butt Pirates that's all :lol: I noticed he has a new lacefront too
    :shocked:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Sassy ... what is your email address?? I saw that flex belt thing on Groupon again and wanted to email you the link however it might have expired :lol:

  • DapisDaShizz

    Hey@Superfinesexy, I was just staring at your *hair* in your pic, beautiful.

    @Yall, waz up chicka :hug:

  • TPtotalpackage

    Chile..............these fools right here.

  • caligirl

    Do you think her and Pillow Pet are the same person?

  • LuvMySailor

    so much so I think this strong delusion has been sent by God himself.
    --------------------------
    Satan is the father of lies. He is a deceiver who can appear as an angel of light (2 Corinthians 11:14).

    God does not deceive. Matter of fact we Christians are warned ALL OVER the New Testament to be wary of false prophets, false messiahs, and those carring false gospels.

  • Ty

    This damn place is going to crash and burn. Are these people :sick: or :snort:

    King of what :shrug: the Ultra Perm

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Oh well yeah I mean Im not surprised the man is doing the Devils work cloaked and disguised in cloth of course its gonna work! That just goes to show how many folks truly have no faith :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    *watches as the congregation drinks the :koolaid:*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    This is why you have to get to know Jesus/God for yourself. My grandfather is a pastor but if I don't understand something I go to the word for MYSELF!

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    Wow cocoa!! First Igo copies my comments now you!!
    _____________________________________________________

    I dint copy your comments... Denise
    Quit hating

  • lady_cn

    After watching the video, I am shaking my head at this. I am also :mad:

    as hayull at that damn rug on his head.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Dapis - Are you tawkin' to me? :thinking:

  • Mannie

    NaijaGal says:

    Sometimes I wonder if Jesus thinks “is this the ish I died for…damn”
    __________________________

    Right i mean i know im not perfect but i havent taken place in worshiping false idols... this is just wrong...

  • KyCakes

    Ty says:
    King of what :shrug: the Ultra Perm
    -----------------------------------------------
    :hahaha: you's a fool, Ty

  • Ms.Fashion

    Absolutely Disgraceful!!!!

    I hope the members wake up and leave. They are the ones who suffer the most at the hands of these people. Being able to see the truth in everything is a great gift to have. Clearly, All do not possess it!!!

  • Ty

    Was Fresh paid with cash, check, credit, or boys :coffee:

  • Hershey

    I'm going to say this to Redeemed and then April is taking me to Hooter's to discuss weaves and such...anyway, the fact that you're ignorant enough to call the Holocaust fake, equates to a white person saying slavery was fake too. Every thought that pops into that small mind of your doesn't need to come out, I know space is limited, but think twice before you speak once. Minorities are historically known for suffering, Jews, Blacks, Indians, etc. please grow up and read the book Night

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    NaijaGal says:

    Sometimes I wonder if Jesus thinks “is this the ish I died for…damn”
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Okay! Jesus probably be cussing us out and everything. (I hope not) but he is coming back soon.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @JMO
    ushud.go.kill.yaself @ gmail . com

  • TPtotalpackage

    I'm glad they didn't ask me to hold the scroll. By the time he said he was going to pull the "foreskin" off of that thing I would have been :rofl: ain't no way they'd have had to carry me out of there in a :casket:

  • Nhere

    Many years ago, a substitute teacher broke down the origins of the "F word". Fornication under consent of king, how befitting. It is all starting to make sense. Thanks Mr. Roberson. :-P

  • Mannie

    Hershey says:

    I’m going to say this to Redeemed and then April is taking me to Hooter’s to discuss weaves and such…anyway, the fact that you’re ignorant enough to call the Holocaust fake, equates to a white person saying slavery was fake too. Every thought that pops into that small mind of your doesn’t need to come out, I know space is limited, but think twice before you speak once. Minorities are historically known for suffering, Jews, Blacks, Indians, etc. please grow up and read the book Night
    _________________________________

    Wait what i miss who said what now?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Sometimes I wonder if Jesus thinks “is this the ish I died for…damn”
    ____________________
    :clap: :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    LuvMySailor says:

    so much so I think this strong delusion has been sent by God himself.
    ————————–
    Satan is the father of lies. He is a deceiver who can appear as an angel of light (2 Corinthians 11:14).

    God does not deceive. Matter of fact we Christians are warned ALL OVER the New Testament to be wary of false prophets, false messiahs, and those carring false gospels.
    -_______________________________________________________________________-
    Exactly do not be fooled, seek discernment. The beginning of wisdom is:Acquire wisdom and with all your acquiring get understanding. <Proverbs 4:7 Keep your eyes open folks, Lack of knowledge is killing us spiritually and mentally

  • Mannie

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @JMO
    ushud.go.kill.yaself @ gmail . com
    ______________________________

    :blink:

    Wow that cant be your real email...

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    :offtopic: and TMI but....

    I need to be fukked immediately before I explode!!!!!

    :mad:

    Seriously going thru some things over here. Tryna resist an urge to put my hands in my pants right here at my damn desk!

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Mannie

    :lol: Lotsa folks here have emailed me. That tis my real email. Tried and true. :yes:

  • KyCakes

    Mannie says:

    NaijaGal says:

    Sometimes I wonder if Jesus thinks “is this the ish I died for…damn”
    __________________________

    Right i mean i know im not perfect but i havent taken place in worshiping false idols… this is just wrong…
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Jesus and his Father already knew this was going to happen...He knows Eddie Longstroke well enough to number the very hairs on his head....
    This is just sad to see him lead his flock like this.

    "It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea, than that he would cause one of these little ones to stumble. Luke 17:2

    His punishment in the lake of fire is going to be BAD... :yes:

  • LuvMySailor

    Hershey says:

    I’m going to say this to Redeemed and then April is taking me to Hooter’s to discuss weaves and such…anyway, the fact that you’re ignorant enough to call the Holocaust fake, equates to a white person saying slavery was fake too. Every thought that pops into that small mind of your doesn’t need to come out, I know space is limited, but think twice before you speak once. Minorities are historically known for suffering, Jews, Blacks, Indians, etc. please grow up and read the book Night

    -----------------------------
    Whoa where was that said? "Night" was a great book too. I remember Elie Wiesel's interview on Oprah

  • MsEducation

    This is freaking ridiculous!!! I am totally ashamed that I once attended this church. It did not take me long to figure that that something in the milk wasn't clean and I was out of there faster than you can say "pervert".

  • Ty

    KyCakes says:

    Ty says:
    King of what the Ultra Perm
    ———————————————–
    you’s a fool, Ty
    __________
    Ky this kind of shyt irks me are they really that damn crazy?

  • Yall still crazy

    Hershey, you better bring Pedro back a chicken wing :lol:

    ---------------------------------------------

    Who said the holocaust was fake?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I have no sympathy for the church goers they know what this man is and they still support him so when they have no retirement funds left they can only look to themselves

  • The Makeup Maven

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Mannie

    :lol: Lotsa folks here have emailed me. That tis my real email. Tried and true. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes: TIS TRUE! :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    :offtopic: and TMI but….

    I need to be fukked immediately before I explode!!!!!

    :mad:

    Seriously going thru some things over here. Tryna resist an urge to put my hands in my pants right here at my damn desk!
    -____________________________________________________________________-

    :shocked: :rofl:

  • Mannie

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    and TMI but….

    I need to be fukked immediately before I explode!!!!!

    Seriously going thru some things over here. Tryna resist an urge to put my hands in my pants right here at my damn desk!
    ___________________________________________

    Well damn... umm what can anyone say to that other than take leave go home to Mr. get yo back blown out...

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    You say he was crowned King? King of what? More like a reincarnate of Reverend Ike. SMH!

    -__________________________________________________________________-

    King of Butt Pirates that’s all I noticed he has a new lacefront too

    -------------

    He too uses Monistat grows hair from Sunday to Sunday. But he applies in on his scalp 2nd and 4th Sunday only

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I need to be fukked immediately before I explode!!!!!
    ___________________
    ION what happened to my sex drive but for the first time in a long time I don't have the urge :argue:

  • Yall still crazy

    Mannie, it's real yo.

    IONO if you noticed ^^^, I just gave you your capital M and the "e" and the end of your name back :grill: & :hug:

  • prynsexxx

    @Tatted :2dance: <---------- replacing the jewels in the bow with broken shards of glass from Heinekan and MD 20/20 likka bottles.

    #nobodywillknowthedifference :wink:

  • Eazy

    I dont find this surprising at all :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Sassy ... :lol: It expired but I sent it anyway. I forgot about that email address.

  • Yall still crazy

    #notinaclique

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I just gave you your capital M and the “e” and the end of your name back
    ___________________________
    SMDH :lol:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    and TMI but….

    I need to be fukked immediately before I explode!!!!!

    Seriously going thru some things over here. Tryna resist an urge to put my hands in my pants right here at my damn desk!

    -----------------

    So you not gone even wrentch ur hands off just gone rub off and click ur mouse

  • Yall still crazy

    He too uses Monistat grows hair from Sunday to Sunday. But he applies in on his scalp 2nd and 4th Sunday only

    :rofl:

  • KayCeiSoul

    KayCeiSoul says:

    You say he was crowned King? King of what? More like a reincarnate of Reverend Ike. SMH!

    -__________________________________________________________________-

    King of Butt Pirates that’s all I noticed he has a new lacefront too

    *******************************************
    :rofl:

    Now I need to hear some James Fortune in my life. *turns on Identity*

    All the ceremonies in the world aren't going to mean anything unless he's made his peace and repented for his actions. I'm not saying he didn't, but what is all of this extra about!??

    He looks like the lion from the Wiz sitting up there. And I can't believe those men picked him up at all four corners. Eddie Long is not Jesus; I will NEVER give man the glory that is due to the King of Kings.

    He got me twisted. :mad:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    I read about this last night. I ain't even messin with this blasphemous video. Him and parishoners can have that lightening bolt all to themselves. Unbelievable.

  • DapisDaShizz

    @superfinesexy, who else would i be talking to. You know your *hair* is pretty. :tittays:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Mannie

    Ooohhhh! good idea!! Mister & me can meet up on his lunch break then I can head home and nap it off.

    But I would've needed to start acting like I was sick hours ago....damn!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    Mannie, it’s real yo.

    IONO if you noticed ^^^, I just gave you your capital M and the “e” and the end of your name back :grill: & :hug:
    _____________________________________________________________

    You used to call him anni?? #soconfused

    This is what happens when I comment late :no: <--- smh

  • KayCeiSoul

    Yall still crazy says:

    He too uses Monistat grows hair from Sunday to Sunday. But he applies in on his scalp 2nd and 4th Sunday only

    *********************************

    ihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechu

    :rofl:

  • Mannie

    Yall still crazy says:

    Mannie, it’s real yo.

    IONO if you noticed ^^^, I just gave you your capital M and the “e” and the end of your name back &
    _________________________________________

    Thanks and my payment is below

    :tittays:
    :hunching:
    :hump:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :nono:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Dawn

    I got some Germ-X on my desk. Shouldnt nobody but me be over here on my computer apparati anyway. :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Dawn Sheen says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    and TMI but….

    I need to be fukked immediately before I explode!!!!!

    Seriously going thru some things over here. Tryna resist an urge to put my hands in my pants right here at my damn desk!

    —————–

    So you not gone even wrentch ur hands off just gone rub off and click ur mouse
    ________________________

    :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    LuvMySailor says:

    Hershey says:

    I’m going to say this to Redeemed and then April is taking me to Hooter’s to discuss weaves and such…anyway, the fact that you’re ignorant enough to call the Holocaust fake, equates to a white person saying slavery was fake too. Every thought that pops into that small mind of your doesn’t need to come out, I know space is limited, but think twice before you speak once. Minorities are historically known for suffering, Jews, Blacks, Indians, etc. please grow up and read the book Night

    —————————–
    Whoa where was that said? “Night” was a great book too. I remember Elie Wiesel’s interview on Oprah
    ______________

    MY DAUGHTER LOOOOOOOVVVEEESSS that book! She is intrigued with the Holocaust now b/c of it. I remember the interview too. I think he also has a book called "rabbit" or "howl" or something (can't remember exactly)....but it seemed interesting.

  • Mannie

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Mannie

    Ooohhhh! good idea!! Mister & me can meet up on his lunch break then I can head home and nap it off.

    But I would’ve needed to start acting like I was sick hours ago….damn!
    ________________________________

    Man the women in my office use lady issues as a get out of work early card ALL the time...

  • DapisDaShizz

    @Choco, Me too, :biggrin: my drive is in the slow lane.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Pryn :lol: OKAY, NO ONE WILL NOTICE! :lol:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    He too uses Monistat grows hair from Sunday to Sunday. But he applies in on his scalp 2nd and 4th Sunday only

    *********************************

    ihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechuihatechu

    ---------------

    Thou shalt not hate... I am just telling the truth.. it will be in the divorce documents... just wait. He even has a monistat app on his ipad.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS - are you warning someone??? :lol:

  • Mannie

    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Mannie, it’s real yo.

    IONO if you noticed ^^^, I just gave you your capital M and the “e” and the end of your name back &
    _____________________________________________________________

    You used to call him anni?? #soconfused

    This is what happens when I comment late <— smh
    __________________________________________

    Nah Yall used to call me "manni" cause i pissed some chick off on here and told her to have a seat so yall ignored and disrepected me for like 2months...lol she had me on punishment...lol

  • caligirl

    @Bird - Like you I ain't watchin the viedo I don't want that noise in my spirit.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dapis
    Are you and I around the same age cuz @40 yo I couldn't stop now Im like oh okay if so okay!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Dawn

    I got some Germ-X on my desk. Shouldnt nobody but me be over here on my computer apparati anyway.
    -----------
    If you put that germ x on the "laptop" it will so burn I did that once trying to freshen up and child I had to give my patty back to 7 pound 8 oz Jesus (totally unrelated to King Eddie Long)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yeah I didnt watch the video the pic alone was enough and I just find that man CREEPY!

  • DapisDaShizz

    like a manni/ pedi :rofl:

  • caligirl

    Last bathroom stall on floor no one vists much works sometimes. Keep it quiet....
    #helpful

  • The Makeup Maven

    caligirl says:

    @Bird – Like you I ain’t watchin the viedo I don’t want that noise in my spirit.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :applause:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    I am really at my desk almost in tears...and not the "orgasm" tears like I Like but the "I reallly reallly really need to c-um" tears.

    This is painful!

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    New Birth CAN NOT be the only church in Atlanta??!! What a slap in the face to real sexual abuse victims. You reward a man that takes advantage of other men and/or boys. And you wonder why people don't go to church. Look at the "leaders"!!

  • LadeeA

    Jesus help us in these last days... :no:

  • Yall still crazy

    No Jmo, I took his cap and the last letter of his name and locked it up

    I don't remember what he did, but he deserved it :coffee:

  • KayCeiSoul

    He even has a monistat app on his ipad.

    **************************************************
    Dawn! :rofl:

    Dayum. :ashamed: I am cracking up at my desk.

  • I Go There

    I mighta came in the wrong room

    Sex drives and you should kill yoself... :hahaha:

    Damn

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS :lol: NAWW I DONT NEED TO WARN ANYBODY.... I KNOW WHAT IT IS :grin:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Dawn
    Nope...by time I used the germ-x, I'd be finished with my "laptop."

    @Cali
    I cant get off in a bathroom! I got a g-spot ticklet in my glove compartment! I need to head to my car which is always parked inwards in the last, dark spot with my driver's side flush against a wall and my 20% tints!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I am really at my desk almost in tears…and not the “orgasm” tears like I Like but the “I reallly reallly really need to c-um” tears.
    ________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

    @Cali
    Have you ever relieved yourself at work?

  • Honycoatd-

    AMEN LUVMYSAILOR!!!!

    The devil is a liar. The Most High is not a Father of confusion or lie. This here is the work of the devil. I pray that the Most High protect us...These are the last days. We have been deceived so long that these souls are in limbo. I pray for the calling of and unity of The Most High nations to rebuke this deceiving, lying son of this earth.

    I REBUKE YOU SATAN!!!

    The Most High will surely deal with those that have deceived his people. To the pits of hell they shall all go.

    These Rabbis are phony anyways and this continues to prove that they are in alliance with the devil. NO MAN OF GOD would co-sign this wolf in sheep clothing.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    hold up.. are we talkn bout sess again?? :cry:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    :offtopic:

    My dad just recently got out of jail after being in there for basically my whole life. I don't want a relationship with him. Every time he calls I don't answer. This Sunday he popped up at my church and got mad when I blew him off. What should I do? My sister said I'm being mean but I have a dad and it isn't him.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    LadeeA says:

    Jesus help us in these last days…
    -------
    I was studying Revelations and it is, people don't realize it but we so knee deep in the last days...

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    The Makeup Maven says:

    caligirl says:

    @Bird – Like you I ain’t watchin the viedo I don’t want that noise in my spirit.

    :cosign:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Yall Dexter offered me some Oreo cookies.....i took it but i threw it out when she wasnt looking. Wont get me!!!

  • Mannie

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Dawn
    Nope…by time I used the germ-x, I’d be finished with my “laptop.”

    @Cali
    I cant get off in a bathroom! I got a g-spot ticklet in my glove compartment! I need to head to my car which is always parked inwards in the last, dark spot with my driver’s side flush against a wall and my 20% tints!
    ______________________________________

    REcord the noises please and thank you...

  • prynsexxx

    caligirl says:

    @Bird – Like you I ain’t watchin the viedo
    ____________________________

    :cosign:

    :handclap: <--------- this seemed appropriate for the post being that she is wearing white ursher, communion and Easter Sunday gloves and all

  • caligirl

    @Choco - Yes, before I was saved :coffee:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I am really at my desk almost in tears…and not the “orgasm” tears like I Like but the “I reallly reallly really need to c-um” tears.
    ________________________

    @Cali
    Have you ever relieved yourself at work?

    -----------
    I have... I do it often.

  • Yall still crazy

    Bird & Cali, I'm not watching it either :nono: Got me walking around her whispering Halleluyah (so that spirit don't jump outta the computer) djm :lol:

  • RubenT

    Pure FUCKERY, Pure COONERY, Pure they're all going to HELL

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    hold up.. are we talkn bout sess again??
    _________________________________________

    It appears that way... :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol: @ Mannie and Yall

  • Mannie

    Jerrica says:

    My dad just recently got out of jail after being in there for basically my whole life. I don’t want a relationship with him. Every time he calls I don’t answer. This Sunday he popped up at my church and got mad when I blew him off. What should I do? My sister said I’m being mean but I have a dad and it isn’t him.
    ________________________________________

    Well atleats talk to him im sure he is hurting for losing his daughter...he didnt get to see you grow up and probably knows he wont ever be your dad but he can atleast be a distant part of your life.

  • caligirl

    @Dawn - We been living in Revelations for sometime. But I agree things have gotten worse. It's time to stay on your knees and :pray:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    @jerrica

    I think you can say hello or hi to your bio-dad, just to ease the tension be nice but keep it sweet and short..,

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My sister said I’m being mean but I have a dad and it isn’t him.
    _________________
    Dont dislike me over it but IMO you should forgive him he is trying right himself and everyone deserves a chance the fact that you won't give him a chance IMO means you are very hurt and vengeful which are never good! :hugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS - YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT?! :thinking: :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Yall Dexter offered me some Oreo cookies…..i took it but i threw it out when she wasnt looking. Wont get me!!!
    __________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    We been living in Revelations for sometime. But I agree things have gotten worse. It’s time to stay on your knees and
    ___________________
    :yes: and they will continue to worsen as our days get closer to the end stay prayed up is RIGHT!

  • LadeeA

    @ Jerrica.. I would say forgiveness is important.. The bible says, the Lord can't forgive us if we don't forgive our brethren. Forgive him and give him a chance and love him from a distance. He may have changed, but you won't know until you try him. :hug:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    PrytiBrownIs says:

    Yall Dexter offered me some Oreo cookies…..i took it but i threw it out when she wasnt looking. Wont get me!!!

    Thats right! stay 10 steps ahead of that bish!

  • Honycoatd-

    BTW Good Afternoon... beautiful people :hug:

    We need to wake up...

    Hosea 4:6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.

  • caligirl

    Yeah, I was dating this man and he had put lust demons on me, just couldn't control myself. That's the story I'm going with...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Pure they’re all going to HELL
    _____________________
    :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @IGO :wail NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
    @SASSY :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Okay how come all of sudden I used to lust after my friend now our sex life is like whatev but we will still chill and not screw and I don't want to screw him is it a phase!

  • NaijaGal

    @Jerrica if it's causing you loss of sleep at night then speak but if not then keep it moving like you have been...I can't stand people who want respect just because but ummm yeah it's all about what gives YOU a peace of mind

  • caligirl

    LadeeA says:

    @ Jerrica.. I would say forgiveness is important.. The bible says, the Lord can’t forgive us if we don’t forgive our brethren. Forgive him and give him a chance and love him from a distance. He may have changed, but you won’t know until you try him.

    ___________
    This is true, ...even though forrgiving can be one of the hardes things to do.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :whistle:
    The sun'll come out, tomorrow
    Bet'cho bottom dollar
    that Tomorrow
    There'll be sun

    Just thinking about Tomorrow
    Clears away the "cobwebs"
    and the sorrow
    Til there's none

  • Yall still crazy

    Jerrica, all I've got for you is: Be honest, respectful and (tell him that you) expect the same.

    Maybe you can have your "daddy" right next to you when you have the convo (in person or phone).

    IMO of course and :hug:

  • Mannie

    LMAO Did Dougie really go "Relieve" herself???????

  • LadeeA

    @ Dawn.. Exactly! These days are so evil that even non-believers should see that something ain't right. It's clear as day.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS I BETTER HAVE IT THAT WAY... :waiting: :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS - YOU BETTA PREACH! :biggrin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Da fluck?????? :blink:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Tatted :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @UNPRED :hug:

  • Eazy

    Jerrica says:
    What should I do? My sister said I’m being mean but I have a dad and it isn’t him
    __________________
    just give him a chance to be apart of your life again. If he is trying, then what can it hurt?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    @Mannie @Mizzdallas @Choco
    I have forgiven him. It's just that I don't want him in my life. I have giving him plenty of chances to get it right. He'd rather be in and out of jail, so I'm over it. To me it's 21 years to late.

  • LadeeA

    @caligirl- ain't it though.. It is hard, but it comes with maturity and experience..

  • NaijaGal

    @Choco maybe you're just too used to him...the fire has died...maybe y'all need to get new places to light up the fire again

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Jerrica says:

    My dad just recently got out of jail after being in there for basically my whole life. I don’t want a relationship with him. Every time he calls I don’t answer. This Sunday he popped up at my church and got mad when I blew him off. What should I do? My sister said I’m being mean but I have a dad and it isn’t him.

    -----------
    Pray, don't develop a hard heart... you could also write him a letter expressing how you feel. Don't carry bundled up emotions it is unhealthy. It isn't taht you don't want a relationship it is that you don't know how to build oone because as your dad you expected him to be there where his choices made him not be. No hurt is bigger than parental hurt. We all want to have two fully functional parents and unfortunately this isn't always the case. Pray, pray and pray...

  • DapisDaShizz

    I have some work to do, back to lurking since @superfinesexy is acting :waiting:

  • caligirl

    Unpredictable :waves:

  • Honycoatd-

    @ Jerrica

    Try to forgive him. Pray about it and ask for guidance in figuring out what to do.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Jerrica
    Okay if you're not ready yet you are just not ready but try and find some place in your heart for him and not agaisnt him - in today's world is essential

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HONY :hug: :kiss: THAT WAS BEUTIFUL..

  • Mannie

    Jerrica says:

    @Mannie @Mizzdallas @Choco
    I have forgiven him. It’s just that I don’t want him in my life. I have giving him plenty of chances to get it right. He’d rather be in and out of jail, so I’m over it. To me it’s 21 years to late.
    ___________________________

    You know us men folk can be stubborn I say tell him what you just typed...Cause he doens't seem to want to lose you and doesn't that you are beyond the invitation to have a cordial relationship...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Naija
    You're right its soooo crazy tho cuz Im totally okay with it! Maybe Im changing

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    LadeeA says:

    @ Dawn.. Exactly! These days are so evil that even non-believers should see that something ain’t right. It’s clear as day
    ---------
    Granted I act a plum fool in here but there is a fine line between my soul and my salvation... I know what I know that I know so thankfully they could sit Eddie Long on top of Aretha Franklin's fridge if I can't find it in the good old King James (the road map, NOT the basketball player) I am not buying.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    MIRS :2dance:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @JERRICA IF U NOT READY UR NOT READY.. IF HE GETS MAD ITS OK IM SURE U WERE MAD WHEN HE WASNT AROUND.. SO WHEN U READY MAMA DO IT

  • caligirl

    LadeeA says:

    @caligirl- ain’t it though.. It is hard, but it comes with maturity and experience..
    ______________
    Good still working on me in some areas with certain folks. I'm trying... Glad I know how to :pray:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Individuality is key Fresh is a way of life when ppl constantly bringing up your name (good/bad) thank them

    ^^^^ Breezy's response to the GQ bs :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Heyyyy Lakes, Cali, Choco-Latte, Dawn, Pryn, Hony, Tatted, Dap, Naija, Eazy, Pryti, Ladee, Jerrica, Mannie, Yall :waves:

    @Jerrica, I would say, don't shut your dad out completely, but don't rush into a relationship with him either.

  • I Go There

    Mannie says:

    LMAO Did Dougie really go “Relieve” herself???????
    _________________________________

    Dont put nothing past these heffas

  • Yall still crazy

    Jerrica says:

    @Mannie @Mizzdallas @Choco
    I have forgiven him. It’s just that I don’t want him in my life. I have giving him plenty of chances to get it right. He’d rather be in and out of jail, so I’m over it. To me it’s 21 years to late.
    --------------------------
    BUT Jerrica, (stay with me here) That's like you being mad at God for his timing, God already knows what's going to heppen and when it's going to happen, "21 yrs too late" sounds judgmental (&you are human and this is a normal feeling), but you know about God and He knows all about you... Don't fight whatever God is sending your way, because you may regret it. I praise God for you having a "daddy" all of those years, God did that! Just like he is doing "this".

    You take your own time though, I just wanted you to think about this from another perspective.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Dapis :hug: I'M SORRY BOO! I DIDN'T SEE YOUR COMMENT! :hug:

  • Hershey

    Sorry I'm late replying, in the other post Redeemed said the Holocaust was fake BS

    @ Prynn, I love that book, it was short and to the point and very descriptive too. Read the book Night people's :peace:

  • Mannie

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Individuality is key Fresh is a way of life when ppl constantly bringing up your name (good/bad) thank them

    ^^^^ Breezy’s response to the GQ bs
    ______________________________

    I respect him for that...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Jealousy is a sick sad disease GET WELL Bishes

    ^^^^
    Another Tweet from Kimora :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    Man yall have me over here crying. My thing is I have forgiving him. It's just something in me like I've tried having a relationship with him it just didn't work. Out of me and my brothers I'm the only one that talks to him. My brothers are way older than me so they seen more so I can get why they don't want to have that relationship. As for me I was raised and adopted by my grandparents so my grandpa is my dad in my heart. It's just when he comes around my whole attitude changes. Idk. :shrugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ JMO - What'cho azz laffin' at?! :waiting: :lol:

    @ MIRS :hug: HEEEEY BOO!

  • NaijaGal

    @Choco you're probably right...maybe you've hit your peak with the whole sex thing...nothing wrong with just holding each other and going to sleep...I guess it's like when a man is tired of the running around and decides to settle down...but as long as you still love him and are still inlove with him then you shouldn't be thinking twice about it

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    caligirl says:

    Yeah, I was dating this man and he had put lust demons on me, just couldn’t control myself. That’s the story I’m going with
    ---------
    Yea I had one of them too....it was ALL his fault...yup thats what im sticking with

  • Mannie

    I Go There says:

    Mannie says:

    LMAO Did Dougie really go “Relieve” herself???????
    _________________________________

    Dont put nothing past these heffas
    ______________________________

    True...but i dont claim the heffah thing these women go hard... :kona:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    A few days ago Kola Boof exposed her affair with Kimora Lee Simmons' husband Djimon Hounsou causing a firestorm of controversy [click here if you missed that].

    Kola was called everything under the sun and if you think she cares...

    Kola posted on her personal blog,

    (A) NIGGER "blogs" that hate African women think that consistently posting the worst photo they can find establishes what said woman looks like. NOT.

    (B) Black Americans don't know SHIT about beauty. They think a Fat-faced ASIAN who looks like the "Winking Snail" they serve at Benihana automatically equals cute. To their self-hating black asses, she's "beautiful" just because she's not black, just because she's light and other. To her fellow Asians, she's a fat pudgy-faced reject who went to the Black community because niggerstock think anything Non-Black is automatically cute---no matter how "out of shape" and "flat assed" it is.

    (C) Men compliment Kola's huge natural breasts, 50-inch legs, nice shapely ass & her dazzling Egyptian cheekbones. HER FACE is striking Men claim. She has amazingly beautiful soft cocoa skin. When she walks down the street (at 6 feet 2 inches tall)...people call her "Nubian Goddess."
    Because she actually is.

    (D) Kola Boof is "vaginally infibulated"---so her pussy is outrageously TIGHT. He complains how 'loose' & fleshy the other girl's is. Can't get traction. Maybe Cabbage Patch-face should get that Bubble Gum twat of hers tightened back up.

    (E) Sometimes men MARRY for reasons that are strategic, not romantic. The Ex-Girlfriend they loved "freaking with" in happier days.... becomes part of the P.R. arranged marriage.

    (F) Powder Princesses love to gossip & *START* shit. But they cry like babies when someone is bold enough to call their BLUFF in public. It shocks them when the shit they started turns into a Boomerang.

    (G) You were fucking my man when he was **MY BOYFRIEND**.....so it's okay for me to fuck him now that he's your husband.

    (H) African Men always return....to an African Pussy. It's like radar. Your Korean mother found that out didn't she? Your own dad is fucking Black women now. So why you feel superior?

    (I) ASIAN women who marry Black men are often very Racist. They say racist shit...that makes Women like me come back for revenge later.

    (J) Sometimes a Black woman fucks a man she doesn't like anymore...just to annoy his wife. It's called revenge.

    (K) Powder Princesses need to learn...that if you don't START NONE....it won't be none. Black Bitches will shut your shit down without a second thought.

    (L) The ASIAN lady's NIGGER TOES (Black American bitches who stan for Ms. Benihana)...are nothing more than "Black Maids," wallflowers straining to defend her. They are pitiful and always relegated to the background in life. As her dutiful Maids, they attack an African woman without even knowing the Years-Long history. I give not a fuck about a Nigger bitch's love for those I
    curse.

    (M) If you don't like KOLA BOOF, get on your knees and ask GOD if I give a fuck. Then go to church and LOCK your pitiful ass inside.

    (N) Biracial & MIXED Women who **THINK** I'm against them for being biracial/mixed.....are in reality Colorstruck Racists underneath. They benefit from Colorism and fear a powerful African woman like myself who isn't impressed by them being 2% mattress fucks with light skin. They fear that they will lose their benefits...they are also intensely JEALOUS of authentic Black women because it's our identity they try to steal and covet.

    (O) People who think the "TRUTH" is crazy, insane & crackish...are usually Cretins who can't handle the fucking truth. They fear confrontation and reality.

    (P) Sometimes you fuck a man that you don't like anymore....because that DICK is too good to leave alone. And you despise his racist Wife.

    (Q) Kola Boof, aka "Kola Wetmouth" is probably the best dick-sucker on American soil. That goes with her bodacious body. She enjoys sex. She is also one of the most ACCLAIMED literary writers in America--praised by The Boston Globe, Publisher's Weekly, Booklist and chosen by Librarians of America in 2011 as one of the best novels of the year.

    (R) Kola Boof is not one for "Shame." She owns all that she has done in life. Her mistakes & bad personal traits are embraced. NO SHAME.

    (S) Kola Boof has never "loved" Osama Bin Laden. She did not WILLINGLY choose to be with him. She was a model-actress 20 yrs. ago in her native North Africa was taken by force.

    (T) There is no such thing as "DATING" in the Arab Muslim World. Women have no rights & need protection. Osama Bin Laden took over Kola Boof's life and kept her for 6 months at La Maison Arabe. There was no "love story." Kola Boof had to survive and that's what she did.

    (U) Kola Boof has dated many famous men. Anyone can GOOGLE her life story. But Kola Boof is judged by a different standard than other famous women are judged. What's cute and celebrated about Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and other WHITE women is overly-demonized in Kola Boof. The nerve of that African immigrant bitch thinking she's hot and thinking she's cosmpolitan. Why would any man want her?

    (V) Kola Boof is strikingly beautiful. She is not "out of shape" or shaped like a bread box. Kola's ass is not flat. Kola's pussy is TIGHT.

    (W) Kola Boof gives not a fuck what AMERICAN BITCHES think of her ribald truthful bluntness. She gives not a fuck about GOD & CHURCH.

    (X) KOLA BOOF....is not one for PRETENTION or "fake manners & mores." Kola Boof is loving, kind & down to earth. But don't fuck with her.

    (Y) Kola Boof loves all human beings of every type. Kola is a nice lady. But Kola will give you...what you give her. Kola is no one's victim. Kola does not go "in back"--Kola is not the maid or the wallflower. Kola disrespects those who disrespect her. Kola is a free woman.

    (Z) KOLA BOOF...will kick your motherfucking ass. Or die trying. She thinks the world of herself. She is not crazy. She has good damn sense. The lies that are continuously perpetuated about Kola Boof by weak, ladylike gossiping bitches need to stop.
    ______________________
    Jacked from RWS

  • caligirl

    Awww Jerrica :hug: Crying is part of healing, and that means you care.

  • Eazy

    Hello there Unpre :waves:

  • NaijaGal

    UNPRE :yahoo: smothers you with :kiss: and :hug: how are you dear

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Jealousy is a sick sad disease GET WELL Bishes

    ^^^^
    Another Tweet from Kimora
    ----------
    Did you see the spat she ahd with Cola beef?

  • Yall still crazy

    Hey U :dance:

    Umm somebody better start putting an ADJECTIVE in front of heffas :cuss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco you’re probably right…maybe you’ve hit your peak with the whole sex thing…nothing wrong with just holding each other and going to sleep…I guess it’s like when a man is tired of the running around and decides to settle down…but as long as you still love him and are still inlove with him then you shouldn’t be thinking twice about it
    _________________________
    I do and your correct cuz honestly I don't think about it I just noticed and was like :shrugs: Thanks Naija :hugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @EAZY :waves: HEY THERE LADY

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dawn
    Yes I just posted some more krazy chit from Kola that thing is frightening

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    :waves: heeey Unpre

  • Honycoatd-

    Sometimes we think we have the burden of the world but we don't come close or are worthy of the love and forgiveness of the Most High. For he sent his son to die for our sins and to give us salvation.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sometimes we think we have the burden of the world but we don’t come close or are worthy of the love and forgiveness of the Most High. For he sent his son to die for our sins and to give us salvation.

    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Jerrica says:

    Man yall have me over here crying. My thing is I have forgiving him. It’s just something in me like I’ve tried having a relationship with him it just didn’t work. Out of me and my brothers I’m the only one that talks to him. My brothers are way older than me so they seen more so I can get why they don’t want to have that relationship. As for me I was raised and adopted by my grandparents so my grandpa is my dad in my heart. It’s just when he comes around my whole attitude changes. Idk.
    _____________________________

    Is that your nephew in your gravi??? Whoever he is, he is too cute.

    All things are easier said than done, and to forgive someone that has caused you pain, is definitely hard to do. Take your time with it, but don't go into it with a closed mind and closed heart. Maybe he has changed. You'll never know, unless you try. :hug:

  • NaijaGal

    @Choco :hug: anytime boo :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    :coffee: Morning yall

  • Honycoatd-

    Jerrica find it in your heart for that is what the Most High expects from us. We are human and often go off emotions that are not of the Father.

  • Mannie

    Jerrica says:

    Man yall have me over here crying. My thing is I have forgiving him. It’s just something in me like I’ve tried having a relationship with him it just didn’t work. Out of me and my brothers I’m the only one that talks to him. My brothers are way older than me so they seen more so I can get why they don’t want to have that relationship. As for me I was raised and adopted by my grandparents so my grandpa is my dad in my heart. It’s just when he comes around my whole attitude changes. Idk.
    _______________________________

    If his presence bothers you that much then tell him to kindly respect your decision to not have ny contact.

  • caligirl

    The Talls vs The Smalls

    (D) Kola Boof is “vaginally infibulated”—so her pussy is outrageously TIGHT. He complains how ‘loose’ & fleshy the other girl’s is. Can’t get traction. Maybe Cabbage Patch-face should get that Bubble Gum twat of hers tightened back up.

    I heard men say it's hard to hit the back when women are really tall. Any men want to chime in on that one...

  • Honycoatd-

    Prettilaker :hug: how are you today?

  • Eazy

    Jerrica says:
    As for me I was raised and adopted by my grandparents so my grandpa is my dad in my heart. It’s just when he comes around my whole attitude changes. Idk
    __________________
    You my dear are hurt. Let him know this pain you are feeling because he probably is very unaware. You never know what type of demons where ahold of him that caused him to be in and out of prison. He doesnt have to come into your life as your dad, but be open to receive him as the person who's responsible for half of you.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @Naija, heyyy bew!!! I'm good, what it do with you????? :hug:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Dawn
    Yes I just posted some more krazy chit from Kola that thing is frightening

    ----------
    Are you on my twitter?

  • Mannie

    Kola needs to have a seat...

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HONY IM OK.. :hug: U KNOW LIFE.. HOW IS UR DAY GOING?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Jerrica if it bothers you let him know you aint ready and do you It took a whole lot for me to start dealing with my dad. It just takes time but if you not feeling him that relationship aint gone work. Do what You feel

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    Unpredictable

    Yes that's him when he behaved. I can't stand him now. :lol:

    Thanks you guys. I'll just continue to pray about this situation.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ My Baby whats up sexy

  • Eazy

    And that Kola lady refers to herself in the third person too damm much for me.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @My Bew, *insert a mathematical equation*

  • Honycoatd-

    At the end of the day- all we have are each other. It is NEVER too late to love again, forgive, amend, build and work on things that are out of place. The Most High knows all and foresees what we can't see beyond. He could have possibly sent him back to you Jerrica for reasons you might not be able to comprehend. Just pray and use discernment and the Father will guide you.

  • Eazy

    Hey LAKES!! :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ My baby equations all over you

  • Eazy

    Honycoatd- says:
    At the end of the day- all we have are each other. It is NEVER too late to love again, forgive, amend, build and work on things that are out of place
    ______________
    Right on :applause:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    ALBoy says:

    @ Jerrica if it bothers you let him know you aint ready and do you It took a whole lot for me to start dealing with my dad. It just takes time but if you not feeling him that relationship aint gone work. Do what You feel
    _______________________________________________________________________

    See that's hard because I don't like to be mean and I know he's very sensitive because I get that trait from him. But when I speak it comes out mean so it doesn't matter if it comes from a sincere place it's going to sound mean.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    Good words Hony

  • Honycoatd-

    @BabeLaker

    I AM BLESSED beyond measure and I give all glory to the Most High for breathing life in my body, keeping my babies safe, family in check and you all for the most part-coming together and uniting, discussing and loving each other (most of the time).

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    Thanks Honycoatd

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Mannie says:

    Kola needs to have a seat…

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    Next to Bin Laden

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HONY :yes: TODAY WAS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR ME.. BUT UR WORDS KINDA HIT HOME.. SO THANKS MAMA :kiss:
    @EAZY :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Jerrica well then its something there thats no completly resolved yea just keep praying baby girl and God will give you peace there. I found my anger towads my father was remnant of the disappointment I had for him. I had to really look inside me and ask God to help Me forgive him. He did and now I can speak without spite.

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    But im :rofl: that Kola did the ABC's of telling somebody off like Khia

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @JERRICA

    I am sorry to hear about you and your birth father. :hugs:

    Just do what feels right to you and don't let him take any more of your happiness or peace of mind. Some people are just toxic and have no place in your life. If he's one of them, walk away and stay away.

  • brenden

    Seems like Queen would have been more fitting :-)

  • iheart

    @Pryti, You and cali had me :rofl: in the salon yesterday with them stories about yall mama's :hahaha:
    *it's raining candy*

  • Honycoatd-

    Jerrica don't let the devil keep your tongue tied up that you are so angry. He loves when we bicker and you seem to care for your father. Don't let the past of what sins your father committed against you.. you do against him. You have forgiven him- now the Father wants you to do more. He wants you to unite with your father. Cry if you have to Jerrica. Pray harder for guidance, understanding and resolution. The Most High does not like confusion so if you are confused he will give you resolve. I, too am beginning to see the bigger picture of forgiving for all those that have done wrong to me.

    Mathew 6:14-15 "For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

  • caligirl

    @Iheart - It turns out that my mama the Lifetime movie defective may be right...That yt womoen is about to get paid.

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    iheart says:

    @Pryti, You and cali had me in the salon yesterday with them stories about yall mama’s
    *it’s raining candy*
    --------------

    lol she is DEF a character

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    smdh... I really wish Eddie Long-stroke would go sit down somewhere... everything he does just makes him look crazier...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    Honycoatd

    I've told him I forgave him when he first got out because we had a conversation about it. I just would rather for him to stay out in SE and me in NE. I don't have a desire to have a relationship with him. I understand what you're saying though because I have been praying and studying the Bible about this type of situation.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Kola Boof is a fukn NUT JOB!

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    caligirl says:

    @Iheart – It turns out that my mama the Lifetime movie defective may be right…That yt womoen is about to get paid.
    --------
    Yeaaaa I saw that. At first my mother (the Stabler to your mothers Benson) said that he killed himself so she coulndt collect the life insurance policy he HAD to sign over as part of the divorce BUT it seems it had to be within 2 years. Yall think maybe he just miscalculated?

  • Honycoatd-

    @ babylaker

    Mama I have found love in the Most High that I was rejecting for so long by not doing what was expected of me by following his words. I am making an effort to love those that want to love me. Life is too short and the tongue is quick to kill a man and I am not into spreading negativity if I can help it. I am human and come short daily but I pray and ask the Most High to forgive me and help me in doing good on my word of being and doing better.

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    GOOD KUNGAMUNGA! The White Calvary has rode in to save the day!!!

    Or should we call this: Mo Money! Mo Money! Mo Money!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dawn
    I don't do twitter but I've heard about you :thumbsup: A NATURAL COMEDIANNE

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Is we back on the PLANTATION yet?

    I am new to the Atlanta area, and I will not participate in any churches that are not based on social justice.

    The "Bishops" church is based on prosperity, teaching that Jesus was a rich man, and his gospel was about the MO MONEY prosperity scheme.

    Bishop Long has been riding that prosperity money train for a very long time. And the Jews have just ridden in to make sure his cup runneth over.

  • Honycoatd-

    Jerrica it may not be your desire but the Most High will and his will - will be done. And if he is working to bring you both back together don't fight it- just take it slow or you could be missing out on your blessings. Could also be something you have wanted long ago and forgot you asked the Most High for it and he is now answering you because it is time and he does things not when you are necessarily praying for it but when it is TIME for it to be. We are on his time. Just pray hunnie and fast and pray harder and ask those around you that can even pray with you to do so. He won't leave you in limbo. I will add you to my list of prayers tonight.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    First Redeemed now the pillow person...These truly may be the last days. :coffee:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Nola_D says:

    smdh… I really wish Eddie Long-stroke would go sit down somewhere… everything he does just makes him look crazier…
    ---------------------------------

    Most of today's Black preachers became prosperous by being groomed by one or more White filthy rich television evangelists. To get that cross-over appeal, some prominent and monied white "religious" organization has to give you special instructions and "annointing."

    Eddie Long is going to have a long and prosperous career because he has just been "re-annointed" by some PROSPEROUS Jewish White folk.

  • DapisDaShizz

    @YSo, I just got killed, :ghost: why did you say pillow person, WHHHHHYYYY?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    Hony

    Thanks. I've never really wanted a relationship with him though. It was pushed on me by my mom and grandparents. Like it is now since he's out of jail.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :yahoo: @DAP

    I try not to speak it's name when at all possible. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    Yso what up baby free lemonoranges to you

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    Dap how are you :coffee:

  • change

    Jerrica says:

    Hony

    Thanks. I’ve never really wanted a relationship with him though. It was pushed on me by my mom and grandparents. Like it is now since he’s out of jail.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I was given some very good advice recently in dealing w/ some resentment I felt in a old relationship. I was informed that maybe this time the relationship wasn't about me it was about the other person. Maybe you being in your father's life is his blessing, and for you to serve. Sometimes the universe calls on us to serve instead of receiving.
    However I wish you peace on finding that balance and forgiveness.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @ALBOY

    Wow. What have I done to deserve such a generous gift? Or, should I ask, what am I expected to do?

    Remember I respect what you have with your baby. And I don't want her to cut me. :rofl:

  • DapisDaShizz

    LION-o, :waves: how ya been?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Yso I just felt generous so nothing in return

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h039oXUuMY&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Dap good ma

  • Honycoatd-

    Change Amen!

    That could be it too. Amen. We make it about ourselves too often but it is The Most High will for us to serve him and follow his will.

    @ Jerrica

    I will still be praying for resolution for you and peace of mind. Just you keep praying too. And your mother and g-ma might be doing the work of the Father. We get caught up too many times in our sorrow and pity and can't see the full circle of things (like Change aforementioned). :hug:

  • Hershey

    Is Redeemed really Pillow? :thinking: :yes: I think so

  • 3halos

    TomFoolery. What in the hot hell is this about? As my dad use to say, I could think of a few things to do with a torch and a pack of matches....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

    Change and Hony

    Thanks ladies :hug:

  • West Coast Chick

    King Boooty juice :rofl: ...ooops, I mean Beatle Juice :rofl:

  • change

    Thanks Hony...

    The minute it was said to me in that way was the minute the resentment and anger went away, it actually made me happy

  • change

    You welcome Hony!!!!

  • http://www.philly.com/ Jay Bee

    lol lol cmon nah.. I believe in God... all this stupidity would never allow me to not acknowledge GOd... But we have to remember these folk are working in the flesh and the flesh is weak... but they r carring this man ahahahahaha thats hilarious
    I laugh when the catholics carries their pope priest too...ahahahaha
    This stuff gots to stop ahahahahaha

  • willetta1

    :wink: Bitch-op Eddie Long was already a Queen ... being a King shouldn't make much of a difference!!ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!! HE/SHE IS NOW A KING!!!:hahaha:

  • Daisy

    :clap: That was beautiful advice you all gave Jerrica

  • e c c e

    I'm a Messianic Jew and I'm embarrassed by this fraggle-knackle bullshat. This is NOT what we stand for, don't be fooled

  • West Coast Chick

    :wtf: what type of buffoonery in the church?? lawd hamercy :blink:

  • http://www.myspace.com/importedfromnowhere lovebites

    OHHHHH SNAP. This is some mess.... He is anointed with men that's for sure....