Police investigate man’s death at home of rapper Rick Ross
Trouble seems to follow rapper Rick Ross wherever he goes. TMZ.com reports that a man was found dead inside the gates of Ross’ $1.2 million dollar Miami Gardens mansion.
Sources tell TMZ that the former corrections officer-turned-rapper left the premises before homicide detectives arrived. Police found the 40-year-old victim laying inside a gate at the home. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
Police sources tell TMZ that they don’t know if the victim had any connection to Ross, but since Ross is listed as the homeowner — and the death occurred on his property, cops want to ask Ross a few questions about the situation.
Public records show that Ross purchased the mansion in 2008. Miami Gardens is a suburb just North of Miami, Florida.
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O no
I’m not a star just started playing on my pandora
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
……… i dont like ricky
When I think of men titts flapping in the air I picture that Jackson Hewitt commercial
nine4ya19062000 says:
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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And end the whole statement with “BAWSE!”
Rick prolly ate him…cuz according to DMX, all Rick does it eat and talk bout bishes and his cars.
Ricky should have ate the body. No body; no evidence.
Another Overdose! and yeah it ain’t Rick’s fault! Folks need to do drugs and not let the drugs do them!
That’s why I ain’t got no rich azz friends. FCK RICH PPL!
#feeling me being angry coming along*
@KAH
We almost typed the same thing at the same time.
And I want to figure out what’s going on in your latest Gravi but I’m afeared to look or think too closely.
HOw old is that pic? When was the last time Rozay was that small?
@ Eazy says:
When I think of men titts flapping in the air I picture that Jackson Hewitt commercial
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That flabby guy was getting down though….
This is how we do it….
Not a fan of Ricky rozzay.
Eazy says:
When I think of men titts flapping in the air I picture that Jackson Hewitt commercial
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“This is how we do it”…..
His titties were windmilling, weren’t they?
@ YSoSrs says:
@KAH
We almost typed the same thing at the same time.
And I want to figure out what’s going on in your latest Gravi but I’m afeared to look or think too closely.
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Ole girl getting impaled by a piece of wood or tree or something to that effect…that’s all.
nine4ya19062000 says:
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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I’m sure the police are pouring over surveillance video to see how many cars peeled out of Ross’ driveway before the police got there.
<<< wonders if his tits flap in the wind like officer Ricky
I loooove the Jackson Hewitt commercial!
I’d sure like to look inside that house and see why it’s worth $1.2 million. I guess it’s the land because from what I see in the picture above
FeFe says:
nine4ya19062000 says:
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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And end the whole statement with “BAWSE!”
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Or that damn throaty, gruffy bark… Whatever that is
@ky the Ross grunt!
Dimpz : hug:
@KyCakes
Hhhhuh!
Sad someone is dead
but flapping titties seem to be the priority here
I loooove the Jackson Hewitt commercial!
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Ditto everyone of them!
Sandra Rose says:
nine4ya19062000 says:
I bet they’re in route out of Florida right nah via I-75 & I-95
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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I’m sure the police are pouring over surveillance video to see how many cars peeled out of Ross’ driveway before the police got there.
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Is it just me or does it look like he’s lost a considerable amount of weight?
I swear I thought this said “Police investigate the death of a missing french fry” in Rick Ross house.
FeFe & Nola…Right…The ‘Ross’ grunt..
Try to imitate that and you’ll cough up some phlegm…
Dimpz and Oil Sheen
Baaawss
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
I swear I thought this said “Police investigate the death of a missing french fry” in Rick Ross house.
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Welp, you all forced him into being a thug…by making him feel bad about being a security guard! How else do you prove your thug-thissel, other than having a dead body on your property?
Sandra Rose says:
nine4ya19062000 says:
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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I’m sure the police are pouring over surveillance video to see how many cars peeled out of Ross’ driveway before the police got there.
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According to TMZ a wing truck, papa johns delivery ford feista, a taco truck were all seen fleeing the residence
All ya’ll stuck up women betta get hip to “the swine!” I us’ta read this blog called “groupie tales” and this one bish was going OWF about Ricky Rozay. She said ‘ol dude had a mean stroke game! Ya’ll better get hip!
steph L says:
Welp, you all forced him into being a thug…by making him feel bad about being a security guard! How else do you prove your thug-thissel, other than having a dead body on your property?
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Didn’t no one force that nicca to be a thug.
He just got tired of telling inmates to spread their booty cheeks and lift up their nut sakz…..
Dawn Sheen says:
I swear I thought this said “Police investigate the death of a missing french fry” in Rick Ross house.
I swear you never fail to make us kill us with laughter. I’ll see you next lifetime.
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MzDimplez1123 says:
HOw old is that pic? When was the last time Rozay was that small?
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Was he ever that small since becoming a rapper?
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
<—— Me dying slowly….
According to TMZ a wing truck, papa johns delivery ford feista, a taco truck were all seen fleeing the residence
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Sandra Rose says:
nine4ya19062000 says:
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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I’m sure the police are pouring over surveillance video to see how many cars peeled out of Ross’ driveway before the police got there.
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**** is reporting the hamburglar, Grimace, 3 mcnuggets and 2 California rasians were also seen fleeing….
<—Hates that this is how we do it commercial. Why we gotta dance for every damn thing including taxes? Already got us back flipping and pop locking for French fries and chicken wings. HMPH!*
*And I know it was yt folks dancing in that same commercial but still. HMPH!
The Makeup Maven says:
All ya’ll stuck up women betta get hip to “the swine!” I us’ta read this blog called “groupie tales” and this one bish was going OWF about Ricky Rozay. She said ‘ol dude had a mean stroke game! Ya’ll better get hip!
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That was my fav site!!! I wonder why it only lasted for a year or so. I used to go on there religiously !
Hello Everybody!!! Hey Tatted!!!
Okay yall, I had a hell of a day yesterday!!! My car caught on fire right after me and my son got out of the car!!! I was scared ****less!!!
Glad we both are okay!!!
The Makeup Maven says:
All ya’ll stuck up women betta get hip to “the swine!” I us’ta read this blog called “groupie tales” and this one bish was going OWF about Ricky Rozay. She said ‘ol dude had a mean stroke game! Ya’ll better get hip!
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So Titty Rozay knows his stroke number?
Dawn Sheen says:
Sandra Rose says:
nine4ya19062000 says:
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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I’m sure the police are pouring over surveillance video to see how many cars peeled out of Ross’ driveway before the police got there.
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According to TMZ a wing truck, papa johns delivery ford feista, a taco truck were all seen fleeing the residence
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Dawn you gotta stop for real. I’m over here in tears laughing at this and thinking about Rick Ross doing this “UGH” as his snatching up what little bit of food he could grab before running out the front door. Titties bouncing up and down and all.
Ms.Fashion says:
Hello Everybody!!! Hey Tatted!!!
Okay yall, I had a hell of a day yesterday!!! My car caught on fire right after me and my son got out of the car!!! I was scared ****less!!!
Glad we both are okay!!!
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:wth: Glad you’re both safe…Good googly moogly
I was once having a passionate love affair with my son’s barber and we went our ways. He called me(sounds like the allstate man) asked if he could come over. I was so excited cause I was gonna ride him till the wheels fell off and that nig nog got there and had 38FFFFF’s. I gagged so many times that he left.
@ Zen…
I guess he has lost weight then. It’s a good look for him. 
Ky!
Hello Everybody!!! Hey Tatted!!!
Okay yall, I had a hell of a day yesterday!!! My car caught on fire right after me and my son got out of the car!!! I was scared ****less!!!
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Lawdddd! God had yall’s back!
Tainted_Love says:
The Makeup Maven says:
All ya’ll stuck up women betta get hip to “the swine!” I us’ta read this blog called “groupie tales” and this one bish was going OWF about Ricky Rozay. She said ‘ol dude had a mean stroke game! Ya’ll better get hip!
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That was my fav site!!! I wonder why it only lasted for a year or so. I used to go on there religiously !
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I us’ta bug out on that site. Ricky & Bobby Valentino petite azz got rave reviews!
@CHATTED
You jump on that first then report back to your SR peeps.
Ms.Fashion
I’m so glad you and your youngin’ are safe! God was with ya’ll! 
YSoSrs says:
<—Hates that this is how we do it commercial. Why we gotta dance for every damn thing including taxes? Already got us back flipping and pop locking for French fries and chicken wings. HMPH!*
*And I know it was yt folks dancing in that same commercial but still. HMPH!
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My sentiments exactly…and I am
reading Dawn's comments… I CAN'T with y'all today!
YSoSrs says:
<—Hates that this is how we do it commercial. Why we gotta dance for every damn thing including taxes? Already got us back flipping and pop locking for French fries and chicken wings. HMPH!*
*And I know it was yt folks dancing in that same commercial but still. HMPH!
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Did you see Derrick Rose go off saying Lebron James was basically cooning out, dancing at the All Star Game?
I truly believe he is kin to Auntie
@ YSO – You know I don’t eem fck w/pork..especially not “man man” pork!
@Tatted Yes! I was shocked my fav was the Tyga story. I swear if I see him its on!!
Dimpz you’re going to become my e-lesbian crush, since no one has seen hide nor hair of HIS…..
@Ms.Fashion
Wowzers! I’m glad you are ok….that is CRAZY!
Fashion
wow glad ur ok wtf happen?
KyCakes says:
The Makeup Maven says:
All ya’ll stuck up women betta get hip to “the swine!” I us’ta read this blog called “groupie tales” and this one bish was going OWF about Ricky Rozay. She said ‘ol dude had a mean stroke game! Ya’ll better get hip!
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So Titty Rozay knows his stroke number?
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I can’t do a man with chest cans… I hate when I am fixig the plumbing and he sweats on me.. that one drip will get you bit. Then I hate when his tummy hits my back yard naw dog
@KY
I didn’t see D Rose go off but I did see he didn’t dance. Said he wasn’t feeling it. I say good for him. But then I’m biased. #DaBulls
gypsyeyes says:
I was once having a passionate love affair with my son’s barber and we went our ways. He called me(sounds like the allstate man) asked if he could come over. I was so excited cause I was gonna ride him till the wheels fell off and that nig nog got there and had 38FFFFF’s. I gagged so many times that he left.
Damn, everybody is slaying me today. 
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Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
Sandra Rose says:
nine4ya19062000 says:
Guess we’ll wait for him to release a statement and flap those tittays in the wind…
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I’m sure the police are pouring over surveillance video to see how many cars peeled out of Ross’ driveway before the police got there.
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**** is reporting the hamburglar, Grimace, 3 mcnuggets and 2 California rasians were also seen fleeing….
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< you on your way to hell 
You going straight to heyul Dawn
<— HATES THAT DAYUM JACKSON HEWITT COMMERCIAL.
@MS.FASHION
Glad you two are okay.
@Tatted
I’m gonna email you a groupie tale I heard about…
@Tatted
I’m gonna email you a groupie tale I heard about…
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Damn why can’t you post it here I used to do that all the time! Cliques I tell ya
@ Tainted – I haven’t heard of the Tyga story!
@ Fashion…Glad you and the baby are ok
Morning everybody!
@ Fe – I’m waiting!
This man was a guest or fam member and was prolly leaving b/c Rick ate all the gatdayum food. He was trying to make a grocery store run.
<— HATES THAT DAYUM JACKSON HEWITT COMMERCIAL.
YOu think they mocking ghetto folks huh! 
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@ Ky…Why I gotta be second choice though?
His was around yesterday
You just had to put up a pic of Rick in a gatdayum kitchen didn’t you Sandra?
Rick probably shot dude for eating the last hot wang. He looks like the type.
<— HATES FEFE! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YO AZZ AGAIN. THIS TIME, WE'LL HAVE TO GO OUT!
Kdub-been looking for you. Did you click on my name?
@Choco
Girl because it’s about somebody who aint’ even that well known…and I’m sure the crowd in here won’t care!
DIMPZ!!
It’s sooo nice today.
Anyone know any good sites to purchase sexy but support bras…My boobs I’ve went up two cup sizes.. ( Any site but Victoria Secret’s)
Choco aka Hippie says:
<— HATES THAT DAYUM JACKSON HEWITT COMMERCIAL.
YOu think they mocking ghetto folks huh! 
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hell yeah. they got someone doing the robot, Thickie Ricardo tittays all over the place doing the running man…just a travesty!
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ky…Why I gotta be second choice though?
His was around yesterday
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Well, it really don’t matter. Outta sight, outta mind.
You can be my one and only, Ms. Dimplez,
you can!!
Finally made it home in this snow and gotta go back out for some damn tissue and papertowels. I hate getting close to empty!
@ YSO……Isn’t it?! I’m so excited I don’t know what to do!
Ms.Fashion,
God sure is good!
:raisestheroof:
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@TAINTED
Lane Bryant Cacique.
DA BULLS
hell yeah. they got someone doing the robot, Thickie Ricardo tittays all over the place doing the running man…just a travesty!
I hear you tho MA!
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But the first one was with the lil white girl being thrown in the air and the white folks gettn their groove on I agree Hewitt is geared for lower income or desperados but not just ghetto
Gawd damn, i look away for a minute.
What yall tombout?
<—zucchini bread.
Well, they need the JH commercial dancers to replace the Value City commercial dancers. #hotmess
I will NOT partake in this mockery of a dead man!!!!!!! Y’all have me at my desk in straight STITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
*sits on FE’s desk* They ain’t right.
I bet they dusted his prints
YSoSrs says:
@TAINTED
Lane Bryant Cacique.
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I would have never thought to look on Lane Bryant…but they have my size and some nice bras from what I see!
@DIMPZ
I’m still not 100% so I doubt I’ll be enjoying the weather. But with all this mildness I just know it’s gonna be below freezing and snowing on my bday.
@YALL
If it is too soon I’m in trouble too cause I think the same thing.
I know with Fame and Celebrity comes different shyt, but why is there always someone coming up dead at someones house? In all my years I don’t have one friend/family member that just had someone that was discovered dead at someone’s house.
@Choco
Girl because it’s about somebody who aint’ even that well known…and I’m sure the crowd in here won’t care!
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So so so so like I said Im not in the clique I KID Im effn sick again today move tomorrow and bish is livid!
Fi, we’re just trying to crack the case.
Where is Investigator iheart when you need her?
Exhibit A: A phat azz who is a known phat azz who almost died TWICE on his way to get a wing zing.
Exhibit B: A skinny man dies in his gate.
Do we need to go any further?
@Gyp do you get mad at the kids for not telling you when stuff gone…or about gone?
With the right bra, Ricky Ross would have a nice rack to make all girls jealous.
allcrazy says:
I bet they dusted his prints
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with powdered sugar!
Thanks You Guys!!!! Much
I don’t know what happened!!! I saw the dial going towards Hot. I thought it needed more antifreeze or something. It started smoking!!! I just wanted to make it home because I was not far. If I would have been in that car another minute, it would have blew up while I was driving!!! It caught on fire in front my house.
Then I was mad because I filled it up yesterday. $70 dollars!!! I am looking for a crackhead to come and help me get that gas out my car!!! Thats 20 gallons damn it!!!! LOL!!!
I don’t have anything bad to say about Officer Ricky…he’s one of my favorites
(excited voice) Yso, when’s the big day? & is there any chance that the O can meet up? :fingerscrossed:
@Choco
Imma email you…then you’ll see what I mean!
*packs up my keyboard to log out*
Fe and 
Shaun before I go
@Fashion
Thankful you and your baby made it out safe
What’s going on folks??? by now it’s either sex or someone has gotten into it?
A dude got shot at Rick’s place huh?
I can only imagine the shait that goes on in that place.
What am I gonna eat for lunch.
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Gypsey, I was talmbout the dead guy’s finger’s for chicken wing sauce
i bought pizza dough and don’t have a rolling pin. can’t i just use the cardboard of the papertowel roll? or a canned good?
@YALL
March 31. #AriesBaby
There is no O.
(whispers)
Maybe. :shiftyeyes:
Hey Ya’ll
Ride or Die
YSO
I Go
Naija
FeFe
Dimpz
Dont leave Kita!!!!!
Yall be fukking up the feng shui on the blog with that.
Thats why we be outta balance and chit.
Naija, we are trying to crack the case
SR-style of course 
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Ms. Fashion, fukc that gas yo! And next time, pull over!
*Runs back in to
Roc*
It is always the kids fault @OTB.
And is yall bishes gonna have a meetup and I’m 1068 miles away. Yes I do know the exact miles damnit!
The Makeup Maven says:
All ya’ll stuck up women betta get hip to “the swine!” I us’ta read this blog called “groupie tales” and this one bish was going OWF about Ricky Rozay. She said ‘ol dude had a mean stroke game! Ya’ll better get hip!
HEY BEWSKIS
<–Rick Ross support bra
@ MZD
Heeey boo!
@ Choco –
OH YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT ONE TOO!
Candi use a wine or liqupr bottle covered with wax paper or sprayed with Pam.
@ Shaun……I’m is so sorry I ever recommended that fewl son of my grandmother’s daughter’s sister to you. Now is ass borderline upset and FB soul searching. UGH!
CHA CHA
I reckon a canned good would work too. It’ll just take a little longer.
tats!
Ride or Die
Glad you and your baby are all right @Fashion Cents(your new name)
Yall- March 25th here. Aries baby
@yall
ooooh i do have a wine bottle. i’m use that.
#improvise
candibfly says:
i bought pizza dough and don’t have a rolling pin. can’t i just use the cardboard of the papertowel roll? or a canned good?
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Paperroll cardboard though yo? 
Go buy a cheap rolling pin
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@the blog’s feng shui 
Cha cha charmin!!!
<–Mad my lunch date cancelled. I coulda brought my homemade potpie for lunch.
ChaCha I hate that girl in your gravi.
She has nice lips. No need to line them 10miles outside the lipline tho.
Her molar ill cute though.
DID I EVER TELL ANYONE THAT FEFE AIN’T SHIATT, AIN’T GON EVER BE SHIATT AND I
IT! 
Hey Roc
How are you
The Makeup Maven says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
<— HATES THAT DAYUM JACKSON HEWITT COMMERCIAL.
YOu think they mocking ghetto folks huh! 
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hell yeah. they got someone doing the robot, Thickie Ricardo tittays all over the place doing the running man…just a travesty!
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Every time I see that black dude doing the tidday shake in that commercial, I wonder if thats what @Man I dont care looks like
Y’all know they lifted several greasy prints from that poor mans body. Ross doesn’t look like he uses paper products of any kind. Napkins, paper towels, toilet tissue…The CSI folks will have plenty to work with.
Oh, and if anyone from the dead man’s family is reading these comments and getting offended, get the hell off Sandra Rose and tend to your peoples.
candibfly says:
i bought pizza dough and don’t have a rolling pin. can’t i just use the cardboard of the papertowel roll? or a canned good?
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You sure can, girl. Don’t be ashamed about being innovative.
I ran out of coffee filters and I have to have my AM liquid crack. I used half a paper towel for the filter….
OTB
Sorry I didn’t see you!
TATTED TA TA’s
@NolaMisses are you Toya Wright (Waynes baby mama) sister in law that married her brother Walter, now you are identical to her
Very Pretty!
But Kita I love his soul searching.
Girl i routinely laugh at that exchange you sent.
I was doing the weekly deletes and everytime I get to that one, i cant. i just archived it for later laughs.
I was like BM must got that snapper.
He must’ve eaten the big piece of chicken before Rick got his choice….err body don’t like legs n thighs ya know…
Twin better not cut her hand rolling dough w/a wine bottle
Hey NOLA 
Roc
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Gypsey, we’re still waiting on the lurkers to pay for me and Sassy’s flights yo.
yallcrazy says:
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Thanks! But it’s true….
twin i would but i’ve been swiping my card all willy nilly. i’m scared to log onto my account. i can’t buy NOTHING else right now
why me?! a crystal stair, life has not been
YSoSrs says:
@YSO and her preemptive strike 
Oh, and if anyone from the dead man’s family is reading these comments and getting offended, get the hell off Sandra Rose and tend to your peoples.
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Roc
da da da Roc *forms a diamond for you*
Cha Cha real smooth
@Yallcrazy
What case?
I picked up the kids early today and gypsy 4 goes to daycare. When I tell yall it smelled so good in that school. The cook there is fantabulous! The had brown rice,sweet and sour chicken and steamed broccoli. who wasn’t in the kitchen getting a plate. Just ate and it went down!
FUKKIN
@ 152
Tis ok @Roc. I think its the Bey gravi…folks be ignoring me.
Oh, and if anyone from the dead man’s family is reading these comments and getting offended, get the hell off Sandra Rose and tend to your peoples.
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Cousin, the nerve! #iwantsomepotpie
@Dimpz
Speaking of pot pies has anyone tasted the new KFC pot pie…I just saw a commercial for it, but ever since that Double Down bullshyt Ion know what to expect…
I love your blog @Gyp
<————– Derrick Rose looking like "This Nicca right here"
@ Shaun….Now he’s dropping subliminals about ppl not appreciating what they have and “learning”.
@Cha Cha
I’m from New Orleans, but not related to Walter Johnson nem *in my New Orleans accent* & thnx 
Gyp blog up now? Clicked earlier and no bueno.
I can’t eat potpies at all.. bad childhood memories
Chichi mi amor
Gyp u ain’t shait..
@Chatted
FeFe says:
@fEFE
Speaking of pot pies has anyone tasted the new KFC pot pie…I just saw a commercial for it, but ever since that Double Down bullshyt Ion know what to expect…
They have been selling them for years here and theyre awesome…The basically take the leftover white meat from the day before and make them into pot pies…(i know cuz my best worked there in high school)
@ Fe……..Those things been around a while.
new KFC pot pie
Whats new about it? They got a new formulation? I used to love their pot pies. Then I got tired of paying 6 dollas for it.
I make a mean one too. Whats your recipe @Dimpz?
Naija, we still on topic yo
It’s not a WHO DONE IT? it’s a WHY’d HE DO IT?
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your azz been up in that damn Target huh?
Go check your acct before you get one of those million dollar overdraft fees yo 
Twin,
#illuminatiisht
whatchall tambout?
@ Fe – Inthe infamous words of the group Switch
Ooooh and I like it
I can’t eat potpies at all.. bad childhood memories
The Makeup Maven says:
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I fell out when I saw that pic….
@KY
D Rose lets his body do the talking on the court, not the dance floor. A few of them should do the same.
Fi, it ain’t chicken (is what I read).
FeFe says:
@Dimpz
Speaking of pot pies has anyone tasted the new KFC pot pie…I just saw a commercial for it, but ever since that Double Down bullshyt Ion know what to expect…
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I had one about a few months ago… it wasnt bad.
@ Shaun…..Real basic
Cream of Chicken/Potato sometimes both
Chicken
Veggies
Seasoning
Flaky Bisquits across the top for the crust.
What’s yours?
i’m tired of pot pies, i been smashin them marie callendar’s ones (they were on sale 2 for $5 at one time)
Thanks KDub and OTBizzle click on my name. I only had 70 hits last night and thanks to you guys I have like 370. I’m keeping tabs just to see if it peaks anyone attention!
We are trying to see if ole boy ate the last wing zing or if he was trying to get away with the whole bucket of chicken. Tis all
YALL!!!
hey bew! how u durrin??
OTB!!!
sup bewziller??
<—does not fluck with KFC AT ALL
every since they started using fake chickens
@msjckson
Thanks, I want to try one but I don’t trust fast food joints anymore…thinking of getting one this weekend…
Lmao! Ummm, maybe they are just new around MY parts because I just saw a commercial for it and they were acting like it was being INTRODUCED! Or maybe it’s the fact that I NEVER go to KFC!
@ Cousin….Tastes like chicken. <—Timon voice
@CD Fenty Thanks!!!
@Yall
I did!!! LOL!!! There will not be a next time!!!
Gas is like a precious metal now!!! I want what I paid for!!
@Gypsy
Fashion Cents????
Hey Fay Fay.
Gypsy, I did get to see it
Keep it up yo!
The Real Housewives of SR is in full effect
YSoSrs says:
@KY
D Rose lets his body do the talking on the court, not the dance floor. A few of them should do the same.
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You ain’t neva lied….
Now, my baby D. Howard? He can dance ALL DAY….
Alls I know is I don’t wanna see no email from a “loyal reader” talking bout “we” are insensitive and “we” are bitter and “we” ain’t never gone be sht. “We” already know all that.
Timon voice
@OTB
Stayed over at my aunt’s house and she made a homemade one with a few extra friends.. You will never catch me eating potpies, spaghetti or any type of roast.
yallcrazy says:
Fay
We are trying to see if ole boy ate the last wing zing or if he was trying to get away with the whole bucket of chicken. Tis all
u have something coming ur way 
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@Fe
I got your email and taint nuthn wrong with that
KyCakes says:
YSoSrs says:
@KY
D Rose lets his body do the talking on the court, not the dance floor. A few of them should do the same.
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You ain’t neva lied….
Now, my baby D. Howard? He can dance ALL DAY….
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“Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice” <— plays in my head every time I see that man
@CANDI
Those are the ones I like.
Fajitas for lunch
D Rose’s body can talk to me all night long *wiggles eyebrows and body rolls*
Okay Ms. Fashion, but don’t coming up in here expecting sympathy from us when somebody gets hurt trying to get that gas
and plus what God gave you yesterday can’t compare to $70 yo 
But gone on and be grown
and 
#imjustjoshingyou
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(I’ve been wanting to use that one 
)
That’s right Yso, he boogies on the court
@ JMO….Girl I have literally seen the Lion King over 100x. Jordan would watch it, it would go off, he would turn it right back on. He knew that movie line for line after seeing it twice. Then he made me go see it when it rereleased in 3D.
#Ugghhhh <— thats my Ross grunt.
I'm not a fan of his persona, but dude got a flow out of this world, no hate here.
Livingston –
Awwwww shiatt. What’chu brangin’ yo azz back here fo?? If I EVA get out of Ohio, the ONLIEST reason I’m coming back is to see my momma!
<—–Didn't get no email. HMPRF!
Peas carrots, green beans, celery, flour, onion, chicken broth, saesonings (salt, pepp, celery seed, italian seasooning, etc) ummm milk, and leftover whatever kinda of dark meat (chicken or turkey) and precooked pie crusts. Too lazy for that homemade.
Basic as well, but so good and comforting.
Did OTB say roaches or bugs??
YSoSrs says:
Alls I know is I don’t wanna see no email from a “loyal reader” talking bout “we” are insensitive and “we” are bitter and “we” ain’t never gone be sht. “We” already know all that
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Im gonna send Sandra an email one day… and talk about all yall
@ msjcksonifunassy says:
FeFe says:
@fEFE
Speaking of pot pies has anyone tasted the new KFC pot pie…I just saw a commercial for it, but ever since that Double Down bullshyt Ion know what to expect…
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Don’t do KFC. Haven’t been there since the 90′s when they gave me raw chicken down in Winterhaven, FL….
I wonder if it’s because I WAS black. I was told there aren’t a lot of blacks in that part of Florida.
i’m tired of getting gas. i just had to fill up ($12 worth) the other day
Tis ok @Roc. I think its the Bey gravi…folks be ignoring me.
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Not me…shhhh (secret Stan)
OTB u too have something coming ur way
@Choco
i have phyllo dough sitting in my freezer for who knows how long bc i said i was gonna make pot pie. i bought a marie callendar’s instead
Ohh and taters. I lurve taters.
TEAM WHIPFINITY
There shouldn’t be an ashy person in sight!
Oh Auntie, can you get us the addresses of guccimane? He’d buy stock in Whipfinity
@ OTB….I think it’s Aunt Jemima pancake mix that has a recipe similar to yours on the back. I said I was gonna try it one day.
@Linden
To see my parents!!!!!
@Kei not even your own?
candibfly says:
i’m tired of getting gas. i just had to fill up ($12 worth) the other day
guhl whatchu got a moped? 
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Dimz!
sup purty lady??
ROC
hey hunty!!
@ OTB….I boil my Chicken in chicken broth to cook it and I also add real potatoes. Don’t know how in the hell I forgot the potatoes!
@ Livingston
Oh, okay! I understand!
JMO says:
KyCakes says:
YSoSrs says:
@KY
D Rose lets his body do the talking on the court, not the dance floor. A few of them should do the same.
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You ain’t neva lied….
Now, my baby D. Howard? He can dance ALL DAY….
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“Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice” <— plays in my head every time I see that man
Ai-ight now….
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If drugs are anything like Whipfinity, then I understand. I’m using the stuff like everyday, several times a day. There needs to be a 16 oz jar. My additction is becoming a problem.
HELP FAYLA HELP
@Fayla
FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You shipping orders today?
<—would LOVE to send Auntie some! i scurred tho
My mama told me about eating roaches in her oatmeal. thought it was the raisins. this is when she was in NY.
Anybody ‘memba when Ricky and Doughboy got into a fight and the momma smacked Doughboy and he kept asking
What’chu hit me fo’
What’chu hit me fo’
JUST ASKING AND RANDOM…CARRY ON!
i wouldn’t actually say it was on F after that $12…more like 1/4 but that’s not the point here. the point is gas is like $8 a gallon
i shoulda bought a prius or something hmmph
I
curry potatoes and cauliflower. YUMMMY!
@Linden
I be damned if I move back there.
@OTB
Nope, no way, hell to the naw! My hubcap’s favorite food is spaghetti I make that ish all the time for him and something else for myself.
i’m tired of getting gas. i just had to fill up ($12 worth) the other day
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What kind of car you got? I need to get one ASAP!
@ OTB –
I don’t think I could’ve EVA told anyone that story! 
CALI!!!
<—us in a field of Lavender Whipfinity
16 oz are now avail
how u been babes?
Dimpz
Mr FayFay is getting them ready as i type 
@Fayla – Did you see my limited edition e-mail?
@ Livingston –
I don’t blame you one bit!
I’m contemplating moving from Ohio one day.
$12 worth
Girl is you driving one of them 2 1/2 feet cars?
Lawddd it was this lady at the light, a light that has a sensor so it doesnt change unless you are up far enough. Well, I had been sitting behind this lady for two light changes and the traffic was piling up…and I was steamy!
Honey somebody in one of them little smart cars (they dont got no trunk) swerved in front of her ass si fast lawd i was cussing at first and then i was crying laughing, i needs me one of them mofos.
candibfly says:
i bought pizza dough and don’t have a rolling pin. can’t i just use the cardboard of the papertowel roll? or a canned good?
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Or use a dildo…
Tell Mr. FayFay we thank him MURCH!
Oh Auntie, can you get us the addresses of guccimane? He’d buy stock in Whipfinity
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We can only
OutsidetheBox says:
Hell yeah @Tatt.
My mama told me about eating roaches in her oatmeal. thought it was the raisins. this is when she was in NY.
AF 
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@Dimpz
CYE…
@Fayla
I emailed you like you instructed…I still have an empty inbox…
FCKING
@TATTED MAKING ME ENVISION THAT SCENE OF ICE CUBE HOLDING THE SIDE OF HIS FACE LOOKING ALL PISSED OFF! 
@Fayla – I’m hanging in there….Just tired. But doing well and you
@Linden
We skype every night and Jonah always cries and scream mawmaw when we disconnect. He misses her
@ FE – I’m sorry.
THAT PART JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD FOR SOME REASON! 
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….Girl I have literally seen the Lion King over 100x. Jordan would watch it, it would go off, he would turn it right back on. He knew that movie line for line after seeing it twice. Then he made me go see it when it rereleased in 3D.
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Awww hakuna montanna
Fay I had a consult (finally gonna get my hair straightened) and she was just a fingering my kinks…tombout no tangles "and your ends even curl.." *side eye* .
I told her "whipfinity and its exclusive".
Im suppossed to bring it in on my visit. So keep your fingers crossed! Maybe she'll get some too.
YALL & ROC
so yall want a bish makin Whipfinity by the trough now? 
Ok fluck it, Gucci holla @me mane!
BRRRR!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
$12 worth
Girl is you driving one of them 2 1/2 feet cars?
Lawddd it was this lady at the light, a light that has a sensor so it doesnt change unless you are up far enough. Well, I had been sitting behind this lady for two light changes and the traffic was piling up…and I was steamy!
Honey somebody in one of them little smart cars (they dont got no trunk) swerved in front of her ass si fast lawd i was cussing at first and then i was crying laughing, i needs me one of them mofos.
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@YGO
Snitches get stitches.
@ISO
Now who gon stop me huh?
I boil my Chicken in chicken broth
Ive been making a list of chit to keep on hand and I need to start just poaching up some chicken so I can get my own chicken broth, like that. Thats that good chit.
Somebody got me started frying all my ground beef (you know I buy in family packs
) then freezing it in crumbles. I thought it would taste burnt (freezer burnt) but it works well!
Fayla you KNOW my baby boy LUBBBSSSS that shait!
@ Livingston
I can understand that. My mom just left my apartment to go back home this morning and I miss her already!
OutsidetheBox says:
<—how whipfinity makes my hair feel.
Fay I had a consult (finally gonna get my hair straightened) and she was just a fingering my kinks…tombout no tangles "and your ends even curl.." *side eye* .
I told her "whipfinity and its exclusive". Im suppossed to bring it in on my visit. So keep your fingers crossed! Maybe she'll get some too.
damn i 
u woman i rly do! *crosses fangas, toes, eyes, & tits*
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FeFe! didnt ChaBew tell u it takes 3.5 days for me to return emails??
when i get back from lunch i'm ON it!!
guhl them bishes @work gettin somma their monies worf today
CALI i think Vanilla may become a regular scent. think i found a distributor with reasonable prices for vanilla essential oil
that's what u tambout right?
@ Fay….Is that possible, the trough, I’m just saying, I’m taking my sew-in down in a few weeks. I’mma need all the help I can get! Either that or i’m back to my texturier.
My co-worker is sitting behind me right now singing your praises. She bought it for her face and put some in her hair that she’s always complaining about. She’s happy as hell too.
@Tatt my mama is hilarious you hear me.
She was tryna to get us to use WATER on our cereal girl! one of them back in my day stories.
Me and bro refused the cereal! 
My gma denied that chit, but I belived my mama. She grew up in Bedstuy. You know I be “jhudging” NY. I was like yep that happened!
@ OTB….Prefry the beef?! Good Idea!
@YGO
Can’t stop you. But we have long memories and short fuses.
i just wanted yall to know i am PROUD of Mr. Fayfay!
i didn’t log out of FB last night & he actually didn’t rifle through my page
for him that was MAJOR! u GO boy!!!
What is this Whipfinity that you all speak of…is it edible?
curry potatoes and cauliflower
@Cali you got a recipe for this?
@ OTB – If you mom is 1/2 as hilarious as you are, I NEEDS to meet her! I cannot EVER do water on no cereal. My grannie tried that on me.
<—-Is not fuggin with the post uptop.
Chan
i think YALL the poster would be the best person to answer the edible question 
but click on my name, it’s a product i make. which now also has a Men’s scent. Gone getcho sessy on! 
Went to see my mama at the senior center. Can you imagine my surprise to see her with one Ibrow? When did she start drawing them bishes back on?
Wait a minute Fay… you sell that shait?
I didnt know what the hell that was.
Lawd Dimpz me neeva
@ Gyp….Leave yo mama’s iBrowse alone!
iAmChan says:
What is this Whipfinity that you all speak of…is it edible?
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I lick it ALL the time Chan! It’s smells SO GOOD, I don’t get a taste from it, I just lick it, to lick it 
I’m gonna smother my boothang with it next time. Oh I got off track, yes it is edible.
ISO (i LUV yalls names for each otha, HELLA cute)
y yes, yes i do
Gyp imma check out ur blog today
Gypsy,
you better go draw that other brow on your mama yo 
cereal is nasty
YALL imma send u the Kingsmen, lemme know what u think of the scent & if boothang likey
catch yall later, back to the mines
I Go There says:
Wait a minute Fay… you sell that shait?
I didnt know what the hell that was.
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Do you even listen to us?!
Me neither.
GYP
I lovesssss your blong
**sorry** blog
*soldier salute* Yes, ma’am Fay.
Igo, Fayla’s gonna be a millionaire from that Whipfinity!
i didn’t log out of FB last night & he actually didn’t rifle through my page
Oooohhhh he’s a keeper!
As if you didnt know. 
I will nosey around your chit if you leave it up, just as show.
I need some help. #nosey
OTB, you neither what?
*backcombs Bey’s hair into a tangled mess*
I’s bored! *blows bangs in hair, face palm*
@ OTB….How’s the Wrapper?
The latest post is too somber! Lawd! I exited the building
Cousssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have seen that red skirt two days this week and today is the black one. UGH!
Anyone watch Tabatha Takes Over???
Shes a hoot @Tatt.
A lot of laughing to keep from crying in her life. My mama had polio as a child…and she was the short, portly middle child to two tall, slim gorg sisters and a “looks struck” mama.
She’s rad, pretty much. Its where I get my strength and humor in the face of whatever.
You guys are so supportive. My family doesn’t even know I started a blog cause I already know what they would say. I wish my mom hadn’t had that stroke so that she could read it and fully comprehend it. I think that she would like it.
This post is making me think I want WingThings for lunch.
I stuffed..
Gyp
What I wanna know is did she wipe the other one inadvertently and is she gone be mad ass chit that you didnt tell her????
yallcrazy says:
I Go There says:
Wait a minute Fay… you sell that shait?
I didnt know what the hell that was.
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Do you even listen to us?!
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I try but it always sound like
Blah…blah… Blah.. Beyonce
Blah…blah… Blah.. He can get it
Blah…blah… Blah.. show us your dyck
Blah…blah… Blah.. Rihana sexy
Blah…blah… Blah.. Chatted
Blah…blah… Blah.. Why you think that comment was about you
Blah…blah… Blah..I aint had none in fking forever
Blah…blah… Blah.. Bish you aint shait
Blah…blah… Blah.. IGO your gravi
@ OTB – Well, she sounds just awesome and having a sense of humor will get you through a many trial and tribulations.
Change
What up
@ BRO – How did my name get “caught up” in your blah blah’s??
Prefry the beef?!
Sorry @Kita missed this but YES. Fry it all up then package it in freezer bags or wrap and youre good to go. I also rinse my beef after frying (cause of the grease) but i dont let nobody see me do that. Folks be like ewwwww.
@ SIS – What’chu eat???
@ Shaun…Sounds fine to me.
<— HATES IHEART GRAVI!
Cute..
Kei I feel sad when i read your font.
You dont eat anything girl!
Ok, catch yall later. Mtg to attend… And plus folks probably’ll be mad at what I said in the other post
#standsbymycomments #aintmyfault
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Shet up Igo blah blah blah, and ends it with you
Det. iheart, you’ve got a case to solve ^^^^^
Igo
drought city
Sis fajitas guacamole refried beans n diet Dr.pepper
Blah…blah… Blah.. Beyonce
Blah…blah… Blah.. He can get it
Blah…blah… Blah.. show us your dyck
Blah…blah… Blah.. Rihana sexy
Blah…blah… Blah.. Chatted
Blah…blah… Blah.. Why you think that comment was about you
Blah…blah… Blah..I aint had none in fking forever
Blah…blah… Blah.. Bish you aint shait
Blah…blah… Blah.. IGO your gravi
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Is that what it sound like
OTB-I told her and she cried laughing but she was mad that those old bishes didn’t tell her anything.
yallcrazy says:
Det. iheart, you’ve got a case to solve ^^^^^
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Im on the case and will post my findings as soon as I collect my data
Tatted
Its just one of those things I see…. thats all.
Too anyone who spoke, Im busy bringing the bricks to Pharoah
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Igo drought city
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Yeah Laker its like Rack city
but the beat is way depressing
@Change-thank you!
Heeeeeyyyy Change
@ BRO –
OH OKAY! You just HAD to stick that in there, huh?!
I can’t really go in that other post. too somber!
@OTB
I seriously am a picky eater. I will eat the hell out of nutella and graham crackers.
You forgot
Blah…blah… Blah.. Fck y’all circle.
@Tatted
Yeah…plus it was one of the first things that popped up when i started doing it.
Igo.. U keep them wet.. Doing ur part
Sisnlaw
Gypy & Kei
@ BRO – Oh, well……………….
@Yso, did you tell Bobby I said hello this morning yo
@ SIS – Bro doing his part for mankind???
@ISO
I knew I was forgetting some shait.
How’s the Wrapper?
So we in this post?
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Igo.. U keep them wet.. Doing ur part
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If I put the pic I wanna put up… It might go a lil too wild in here.
Sis
OutsidetheBox says:
How’s the Wrapper?
He’s good Kita. I let him come to my house and that fool brought up my kids. It’ll be 100 more days for he invited back
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Hold up.. what he say.
Cause you know I the bruh on speed dial…
@iHEART
Bobby said to tell you to stop leaving notes on our car window or he’s gonna have to get the authorities involved.
I try but it always sound like
Blah…blah… Blah.. Beyonce
Blah…blah… Blah.. He can get it
Blah…blah… Blah.. show us your dyck
Blah…blah… Blah.. Rihana sexy
Blah…blah… Blah.. Chatted
Blah…blah… Blah.. Why you think that comment was about you
Blah…blah… Blah..I aint had none in fking forever
Blah…blah… Blah.. Bish you aint shait
Blah…blah… Blah.. IGO your gravi
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Hilarious!
i dont know where we at Lakes. #lost.
i know I aint in that otha chit.
Igo put it up… Email it to me
@ Shaun…What did he say?!
<–"the nerve of him" "He's doing too much" "He gone learn taday"
Otb
I can’t do sad today….
@IGo
he asked when he was gonna meet them basically.
Said “Lil dread look like he cool.”
Dread is lame ass chit. I think the rapper think cause he got dreads he some kinda of cool kid, nig gone be super surprised when he start asking that ninja about the Bridge to Terabithia and chit. 
@ SIS
@Yso, He only said he would get the authorities involved cause you holding him hostage and he knows thats the only way the PO-PO will come
@ Shaun…Is Dread the one that doesn’t speak well? *no offense*
yallcrazy says:
I Go There says:
Wait a minute Fay… you sell that shait?
I didnt know what the hell that was.
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Do you even listen to us?!
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OTB
Wanna meet the kids huh?
Thats big right there…
*comes in the room licking my chops like a cat that just got done eating*
#stuffed
I’m mad about this snowstorm because I’m supposed to be going on a date tomorrow. Got my ‘fit picked out and errythang@
@ROC
Thats how I hear yall
NAIJA, FE FE, OTB GIVE ME SOME SUGAH GUHL, LAKERLOSITA
, KEILYME 
CHANGE, HOYBUGGAH, FAY SUNKISSED CARAMEL GODDESS, ROC, and the rest of yas 
@I Go
Looking at ur gravie all day makes me wanna go home and sit on my husband’s FACE!
@iHEART
Delusion is such a lonely state, isn’t it? Is that why you keep trying to drag Bobby there with you?
The rapper did what?
doesn’t speak well?
None taken @Kita
Nah, not Dread, thats Marlon. Dread had/has a slight lisp as well…he was released from his speech, and speaks VERY proper.
Now Marlon ass,
He only ever gets “probable to pass speech” on his little progress thing….I have to ask the otha kids…”what he said?” 
ROFL
@IGO…I’m gonna try and do better…
fuggin
@IGO
CHA-CHA!!
heeeey gawjus! now get that scarey heffa outcho gravi!
@ Shaun…Well, atleast somebody understands him. Does he get mad when you can’t?
GIIIIIRL!
Chichi
I hawwney 
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
I Go There says:
Wait a minute Fay… you sell that shait?
I didnt know what the hell that was.
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Do you even listen to us?!
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I try but it always sound like
Blah…blah… Blah.. Beyonce
Blah…blah… Blah.. He can get it
Blah…blah… Blah.. show us your dyck
Blah…blah… Blah.. Rihana sexy
Blah…blah… Blah.. Chatted
Blah…blah… Blah.. Why you think that comment was about you
Blah…blah… Blah.. I aint had none in fking forever
Blah…blah… Blah.. Bish you aint shait
Blah…blah… Blah.. IGO your gravi
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Bish you aint shait …. now, show us your dyck
Time to go run
Have a great day all!!! 
@Fe Fe
Well good you should….
Bon apetite
Hey Cha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally got my son to take a nap so I feel like
I have the rest of the week off and was trying to get things done around the house before people come in town. Now it’s all late. Damn 
Igo so that’s how u hear us huh?
Thats big right there…
Too big.
I was tryna get that ninja out of there with the quickness. 
I packed a bag and was like come on…he all “I thought we was kicking it here, on my sofa and chit. Nah ninja I just came for a bag. His ass got to go to the mote.
@Yso, Not delusional at all. I just know you don’t treat him right seeing how you just had me to drop Ye off at your door step the other day
I know bobby deserves better than that typa ish yo 
Roc says:
@IGO…I’m gonna try and do better…
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yeah okay…
My nephew is 3 and I can’t understand him at all. His mom is puerto rican,daddy blak and teacher is Bosnian. He don’t know what the fugg to speak so his tongue is confused. Now they got him in speech therapy,why did my mama call me saying ‘talk to kennedy’ that boy got on the phone and talked for 3 minutes straight and when she got back on she laughed and hung up!
So comments #375 and #376 both have gravies that are NOT helping my situation! Looking at both of them back to back is NO GOOD!
Jmo heffas… Caa
Laker
yep thats exactly how I hear yall
My nephew is 3 and I can’t understand him at all. His mom is puerto rican,daddy blak and teacher is Bosnian. He don’t know what the fugg to speak so his tongue is confused. Now they got him in speech therapy,why did my mama call me saying ‘talk to kennedy’ that boy got on the phone and talked for 3 minutes straight and when she got back on she laughed and hung up!
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My son turned 2 in November…he will hold an entire conversation and I’m like “WHAT”!!! I understand some things. Is that shyt normal?
JMO says:
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
I Go There says:
Wait a minute Fay… you sell that shait?
I didnt know what the hell that was.
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Do you even listen to us?!
________________________________
I try but it always sound like
Blah…blah… Blah.. Beyonce
Blah…blah… Blah.. He can get it
Blah…blah… Blah.. show us your dyck
Blah…blah… Blah.. Rihana sexy
Blah…blah… Blah.. Chatted
Blah…blah… Blah.. Why you think that comment was about you
Blah…blah… Blah.. I aint had none in fking forever
Blah…blah… Blah.. Bish you aint shait
Blah…blah… Blah.. IGO your gravi
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Bish you aint shait …. now, show us your dyck
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JMO
Do you Really wanna see my dyck…
u know good & damn well IGo scurrd to show sum dang-a-lang
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Jmo heffas… Caa
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OTB
He Trying to get close… Nothing wrong with that.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@JMO
u know good & damn well IGo scurrd to show sum dang-a-lang
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yeah Im terrified…
If I do it you ladies wont look at me the same.
@Lakes
The dude having a snack and the purple pussy couch are just giving me NASTY thoughts!
Jmo.. Let me know if you need help
#pytfighttoo
My brother used to say all the time ‘kennedy can say this he can say that’ shyt, that nig nog aint said nathin’
Do you Really wanna see my dyck…
YES
)
(answering for JMO
Does he get mad when you can’t?
Nope.
He looks at the other kids like tell that bish what I said. Girl its like waiting on a hearing person to interpret what a deaf one signed. He dont get mad at all.
And he will slow it down for your ass and look at YOU like you slow ass chit.
When you tell stories about Jordan, i see my baby!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Jmo.. Let me know if you need help
#pytfighttoo
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Me too fefe… Bish been hawney since last night…
@IGo
If I do it you ladies wont look at me the same.
LTOSR!!! u look at me the same since PLAYLA uploaded that booty cheek pic??
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Do you Really wanna see my dyck…
YES
(answering for JMO )
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Thanks Fay
He Trying to get close… Nothing wrong with that
Yeah, cute when I was youunger…ANDDDDDD if he wasnt the nephew to my long ago love.
I told yall that already. Plus, he’s like 12.
@YGO
I won’t look at you any different. Cause I won’t be looking at your meat and two veg. Not my thing but I always ask for my fam.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@IGo
If I do it you ladies wont look at me the same.
LTOSR!!! u look at me the same since PLAYLA uploaded that booty cheek pic??
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No I dont..
I say “thats Fay with that sexy right ass cheek”
JMO!
what is that in yo gravi??
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
JMO!
what is that in yo gravi??
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I didn’t change my gravi.
You mean IGO’s azz?
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
I won’t look at you any different. Cause I won’t be looking at your meat and two veg. Not my thing but I always ask for my fam.
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Thank you ISO
Very respectful for you
She need to get a caulk gun and some tilex for that bit of mold around the tub but her peach ill purty huh?
IGO- you are killing me.
ANDDDDDD if he wasnt the nephew to my long ago love.
Igo
OutsidetheBox says:
She need to get a caulk gun and some tilex for that bit of mold around the tub but her peach ill purty huh?
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JMO says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
JMO! what is that in yo gravi??
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I didn’t change my gravi. You mean IGO’s azz?
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Ole snitch….
lawd #407 shoulda been for IGO is that bish puzzy gettin beat up by water??
OMG!!! @ IGo & that Gravi.
*clutches the pearls*
@YGO
Always my friend. Always.
Yso so u fancy now… No ratchet peen pics
@I Go
yessssssssssssssssssssss…. dude looks like he is straight POUNDING that azz out!
JMO I get mad all over again when I think about it. He’s really a nice dude, possibly a “good” catch. If I could turn back time…
*just gonna keep clickin “page refresh” and have a show w/his gravis*
@JMO
I can’t see
Me neither @JMO I was looking like how Fe get a special smiley?
@Fefe
You’re welcome…I have an easy potpie recipe too….
Cream of chicken/potato
One shredded rotissiere chicken
mixed vegatables
cubed potatoes
seasoning of your choice
and for the crust..i use the seamless crescent rolls
(pillsbury)…flakier than the biscuits…
Laker Ill send it to you.
@LAKER
I never look at random peen pics. I don’t even watch porn. Nothing against those who do; they just don’t do anything for me.
@msjckson
Drag, copy, paste….
Thanks!
Lace n
is all a bish can take….. 
Dam I just did n
pain
OutsidetheBox says:
JMO I get mad all over again when I think about it. He’s really a nice dude, possibly a “good” catch. If I could turn back time…
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I know the feeling!!
<— smh 
@ Shaun before JOrdan learned to articulate, talking to him was like,
ndidhrfhendindih
huh?
ndidhrfhendindih
huh?
ndidhrfhendindih
huh?
Then he’d throw his hands up, look at you like DUMBASS and walk off on you.
YSO so are u a person who’s only stimualted by actual touch & such?
IGO if u keep puttin these gravis up
imma tear Mr Fayfay up..nah just kiddin imma tear his azz up ANY way! 
FeFe says:
@JMO
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*screams like austin powers* MOLE!
Molay, molay, molay!!
@ BlackBird…I’mma try those crescent rolls.
However, I have come to appreciate IGo’s eye for Gravi’s. Usually.
@JMO
Girl please, neva that!…
JMO says:
OutsidetheBox says:
JMO I get mad all over again when I think about it. He’s really a nice dude, possibly a “good” catch. If I could turn back time…
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I know the feeling!! <— smh
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Damn shame…
FeFe says:
@JMO
Girl please, neva that!…
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I know … I just miss teasing chiby about that
@JMO
I almost said my name don’t start with a ‘c’ and end with a ‘x’ but I thought I’d leave it alone…
@YSO
Why thank you…
Then he’d throw his hands up, look at you like DUMBASS and walk off on you.
Chit gets me EVERYTIME. And then he be like “not funny, mom”.
And the other thing that cracks us up (fam and school staff) is that he is HILARIOUS. Like if you can understand him, its always a hoot! So imagine us leaning in close, trying to understand so bad cause 9 times outta 10 its hilarity.
Girl i love my baby. and If he woulda been born first, he woulda been an only child.
@I Go
gat dammit! If you put up ONE MORE!
@FAYLA
No, actually I’m not just into the physical. I mean, I’ll read about it before I’ll watch it. I like to use my own imagination. And porn and peen pics leave me nothing to work with. They are just…there.
I’m weird. I know.
Igo gravi do get nice tho
FeFe says:
@JMO
I almost said my name don’t start with a ‘c’ and end with a ‘x’ but I thought I’d leave it alone…
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Ohhhh that gravi… *deep sigh*
No phish, no phish, no phish…. Who used to call us that…oh! Point! Where in the hail is Point?
@ IGO
*fanning real fast with my chuch fan*
Jesus Christo
@I Go
Those
and 
gravies are KILLING me!!!
@ISO
Not really weird you just like Mental stimulation…. Its an acquired taste.
*gotta go to the bathroom… BRB*
Last Sunday, went by my mom’s. My daddy comes to the door,
“Where yo key Nigga?” <–Pinky voice
Jordan: Who you callin a Nigga?!
Shyt was hilarious if you could've seen his face.
Then he told my sister on her BDAy that if she didn't hurry up and cut her cake, he was gonna turn into a zombie and eat the next person that walked past him.
Maan fuk this Igo play too mush…
Fefe why he doing us like this?
Question:
Have yall ever met a man that when he talks or breathes on you it’s sensual. I’ve had that before and while I’ve never done drugs I think I know how it feels to be addicted. I was addicted to him. When he would get close to me and just breathe on my neck it was a wrap. I would love to find that again for about 45 days.
JMO says:
*gotta go to the bathroom… BRB*
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Reading it is sooooooo good.
I love reading adult stuff, i think it started when i used to sneak my uncles books. Not that love chit, that get down to it chit. Oy vey. 
@ FE…..Jmo’s ole hott ass.
YSoSrs says:
@FAYLA
No, actually I’m not just into the physical. I mean, I’ll read about it before I’ll watch it. I like to use my own imagination. And porn and peen pics leave me nothing to work with. They are just…there.
I’m weird. I know.
weird is AWESOME bew! i don’t think that’s weird at all tho. now if u’d said sum chit like u only get turnt on if somebody slapped u or sumthin like that, THEN i’d a been like ohhh! 
now THAT i think is weird 
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u good in my book, i was just curious. i love porn
I likes p0rn…
@ OTB…:yes: I remember a book my aunt gave me when I was about 13, I had no business reading that shyt but WOW!
@YSo
I have a bunch of erotica books in my library…I get stimulated by a variety of things, and reading DEFINITELY will have you hot and ready to go!
Yall ladies trippin…
Who you callin a Nigga?!
MMMMmmmmmm cake *zombie walk* i know EXACTLY what Jordan looked like saying that!
Sensual huh?
@YGO
It is indeed.
@GYPSY
Now THAT’S what I’m talking bout…Why only 45 days though? And I thought your man tolerance was only 30 days anyway?
Gyp…
@Dimpz
I’ve had to have a few MOMENTS myself! I usually just do the foot massage on my min min (shout out to Tatted) while I sit at my desk…
@gypsy
The only man who made me feel like that RUINT my life…now my husband makes me feel that way but it’s a SAFER feeling, safer, but less addictive…so I guess you could compare the high my husband gives me to cocaine, but the other guy was like a crack rock…I’m sure you can decipher the difference…
Oh…So it wasn’t just me sneak reading the dirty books my aunt kept in the bathroom when I was too young to even know what they were doing? It wasn’t? Good.
@ OTB…He did the Zombie hands and everything! LOL
@ FE…I’ve never done the foot massage.
YSO-but if he does that to me he can stay for 45.
So sensual… Yeah might be addicted…
I just wanted to put him in the bottom of a coke can and lite the bottom of that bytch and smoke him till the can popped!
Jmo
@ gypsy
you wanted crack pipe him????????????
Jessssssssssssssussssswsss
SANDRA WHOSE HOUSE IS THAT IN THE PHOTO?
Yes I was soooo addicted!
MUNCHOSGIRL says:
SANDRA WHOSE HOUSE IS THAT IN THE PHOTO?
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It’s Rick Ross’ $1.2 million dollar mansion just north of Miami.