Source: Jay Z doesn’t want to “urbanize” Rita Ora

Sandra Rose February 27, 2012

According to my very credible west coast source, rap mogul Jay Z is positioning his hawt new artist, Rita Ora, to not only replace former Pop Princess, Rihanna, but also to take on Katy Perry for the Pop/crossover market. That’s the same thing he did with Rihanna in 2008 with her hit record “Umbrella”.

But now Jay Z has had enough of Rihanna’s bizarre online and offline antics. Her reunion with her abusive ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown, was the last straw for Jigga. He has reportedly cut all ties with the troubled singer, except professionally (he still manages her). Poor Rihanna can see the writing on the wall. And that’s why she is unraveling faster than a cheap sweater.

Read the email from my insider after the break!

Yea, I knew it. I’ll tell you my secret: I’m friends with [name withheld] she’s been telling me about … Rita Ora. And [name withheld] was telling me how BIG Rita’s album is going to be with production from The Dream, Rico Love (Monica & Brandy “All Belongs To Me”), Polow Da Don, Stargate, Ne-Yo, Drake, and basically all the writers and producers who helped make Beyonce and Rihanna the success they are.

So I was like, oh, I have got to tell Sandra Rose so she can be the first one to break it. But Jay-Z wants to market Rita to the POP world first that’s why they dropped that “Party and Bullshit” song first. It’s very Katy Perry pop record. They don’t want to “urbanize” Rita. Rita’s career will take off faster then Rihanna’s did because Rita is being marketed to the mainstream world first. Whereas it took Rihanna’s “Umbrella” for the mainstream world to recognize her. I hate to say this but, Rita is NOT black so the Perez Hiltons, MTV’s, and TMZ’s will embrace her quicker. Rihanna knew all this was coming that’s why she’s popping so hard on twitter lately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

of course…that’s where the money is….
MsOnederful
Ty

According to my very credible west coast source, rap mogul Jay Z is positioning his hawt new artist, Rita Ora, to not only replace former Pop Princess, Rihanna, but also to take on Katy Perry for the Pop/crossover market. That’s the same thing he did with Rihanna in 2008 with her hit record “Umbrella”.
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LMAO stay outta my head Auntie. I just said that in the other post. Teddy Ruxpin (The Dream) is going to write Rita biggest hit too
KayCeiSoul

“Poor Rihanna can see the writing on the wall. And that’s why she is unraveling faster than a cheap sweater.” (Rose, 2012)

If that’s the case then she is in TRUH-bow, TRUH-bowwww! <–B. Mack voice.

I bought a cheap sweater from TJ Maxx once, and when I got it from the cleaners, it was a ball of yarn – complete with the crocheting needles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

YE got that mouth wide open <~~~~~ like this
EB

Kanye looking like bruh man from the fifth floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

ehhh….
Detective Iheart

Why Kanye look like he pose to be on the short yella bus
:drive: < bus waiting for yeezy
anw_rootbeer

Mmmmm k….we shall see, but this “source” has a heck of a lot of time on their hands IJS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

bahahahahah yassssssssssssssss @EB yasssss
KayCeiSoul

@ French. Just fow-git it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @KayCei
Acemaster

She needed to be brought down to earth anyways
Acemaster

She needed to be brought down to earth anyways
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

i like her curls in the 2nd pic
candibfly

in more important news, i need my eyebrows done stat, they’re starting to look like drake’s
Detective Iheart

Why Kanye look like he pose to be on the short yella bus
< bus waiting for yeezy
SuthernBelle4

All I got for this is Kanye look like a runaway slave in that pic. As far as this Rita girl, I can take it or leave it, she looks hella ethnic though
KayCeiSoul

Hey Fe Momi!

Just popped in for a few secs – gotta go get this physical.
New part-time job…Big 3 plant life…looking forward to occasionally peeking at some hard-bodied eye-candy on that assembly line!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I’m still stuck on the question of why both artists can’t co-exist. Rih still has fans and still sells albums so what is the POINT of replacing her? Especially if this Rhonda Oroz chick is going to be marketed differently….
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Hrm.
ryand91

This Ritz Oral chick seems like an imitation RiRi to me.
kahmmillion

What the hell does “urbanize” mean anyway? He wants her to stay the hell away from black folks? Bish ain’t black, so I could care less.

Kanye looks like a dirty old man who will stick his finger up when he sees a girl in a short skirt try to sit next to him.

Jay with his old camel looking azz can go suck a cheesy dck.
candibfly

she does look better in the second pic, more natural

first pic looks like too much make up, in addition to the wrong shade of foundation, the edginess in the first pic kinda looks forced too
Chocolate Thunder

Funny the only place I hear about this Rita Okra chick is here.
The Makeup Maven

I’m quite sure that Jigga had to approve WHOMEVER Rihanna worked w/seeing that she is under his “umbrella ella ella!” See what I did there?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Iheart

@ <bus waiting for Yeezy!

@KayCei

That's what's up!
kahmmillion

I hope they do like they did Rhiana and start putting a lot more makeup on Rita because that bish’s face is beat…..beat like MJ just did the break dance and moon walk on her face….beat.
Ty

KayCeiSoul says:

Hey Fe Momi!

Just popped in for a few secs – gotta go get this physical.
New part-time job…Big 3 plant life…looking forward to occasionally peeking at some hard-bodied eye-candy on that assembly line!
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Make sure u send some pics of the hard bodies to Sandra. Hard bodies and assembly lines are what the Morning Wood should consist of. Instead we get Twon and nem with Jennifer’s contacts
I Go There

FeFe says:

I’m still stuck on the question of why both artists can’t co-exist. Rih still has fans and still sells albums so what is the POINT of replacing her? Especially if this Rhonda Oroz chick is going to be marketed differently….
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If Jay the Business Man he is known to be… he’s gonna keep both of them and rake in the dough while people compare the two. Have both of them on tour together just making money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

<~~~~~~~~ has "Rita" picked out for a girls name (when i decide i want one)
SuthernBelle4

I the S.R. fam, ya’ll don’t kur bought botching up nobody’s gov’t name even though dey mama done worked hard on it, lol
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

It looks like a bunch of air around the crotch area on jay Z
KyCakes

ryand91 says:

This Ritz Oral chick
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She has been christened…
Detective Iheart

@Fe, Tell me he don’t look like he bout to say something in peter griffin voice
OutsidetheBox

Rihanna dont give a fugg about this girl.

The Dream aint the last producer in the world and Jigga def. aint the last manager.

I dont believe this anyway.
NaijaGal

Hey Sandra,
My name is [name withheld] and my cousin is dating Rita’s brother…she was telling me that Rita’s brother said Rita and Jay are longtime lovers using her singing career as front so they can be out in public so Bey won’t know…when I found this out I knew I had to share the scoop with my favorite blogger…keep dishing the tea girl

Sincerely,
[name withheld]
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Tell that short bus to drop Ye off at my place.
http://www.reverbnation.com/chuckthurgood BK2ATLMAN

Rita is not replacing Riri, as long as she is still can drop a platinum album riri isn’t going anywhere. This is what blogs, labels and managers do to get hype to the new artist. If you didn’t attach riri name to rita there would be no issue.
Chocolate Thunder

FeFe says:

I’m still stuck on the question of why both artists can’t co-exist. Rih still has fans and still sells albums so what is the POINT of replacing her? Especially if this Rhonda Oroz chick is going to be marketed differently….
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We all know my bae aint going nowhere no time soon so Miss Rhino Orajel can have several seats behind Ciarra, Teiarra and Olivia
KyCakes

Love your gravi, IGO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

FeFe says:

I’m still stuck on the question of why both artists can’t co-exist. Rih still has fans and still sells albums so what is the POINT of replacing her? Especially if this Rhonda Oroz chick is going to be marketed differently….
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If Jay the Business Man he is known to be… he’s gonna keep both of them and rake in the dough while people compare the two. Have both of them on tour together just making money.

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and like kah said, this bish is not BLACK so why is she even being discussed as someone who will dethrone Rih????
Ty

FeFe says:

I’m still stuck on the question of why both artists can’t co-exist. Rih still has fans and still sells albums so what is the POINT of replacing her?
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She is pissing off the powers that be by doing whatever the hell she wants. So they need to replace her and still capitalize off her fanbase and the image that they created
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

So Beyanna’s gonna do Pop-n-B like Beyonce?

I mean, what’s her “sound” gonna be?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Did anyone ever find out where that black skirt came from?? Sandra, can you ask your “source”??
KyCakes

Ty says:
She is pissing off the powers that be by doing whatever the hell she wants.
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Yup The illuminati. I read the book this weekend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Suthern

I only do that to folks IDGAF about…she is a non-factor, so her name is a non-factor…

@Naija
kahmmillion

How old is Riza Ora anyway? By the wrinkles in her neck, she looks about 50. Does anyone know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

my boss is stressing me the fugg out i’m over it
The Makeup Maven

@ Naija!
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

I just wanted to say that Whitney houston had a pretty smile on her album and pictures Ok that is all
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

DIMPZ!! :hugs:

“Beyanna” <—Stolen.
MUNCHOSGIRL

SANDRA, DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT RITA ORA HAS ALWAYS BEEN “POP”? SHE HAS EVEN SAID HER BIGGEST INFLUENCE IS GWEN STEFANI.
kahmmillion

Are we sure that Riza is not a Rizo? is going on with her big azz adams apple? Oh lord, she looks more manly around the jaw line than both B!tchye and Camel.
The Makeup Maven

You guys are cracking me up regarding Ritz Cracker
Detective Iheart

SKKKKKEEEERRRRTTTTTTTT *whips around so the door is at Yso’s curb** kicks Ye off and the fugg off!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ NIght Buddy….I heard Jay was a member of the foot long club.
I Go There

KyCakes says:

Love your gravi, IGO
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Thanks KY

Thats one of my First loves…Next to
The Makeup Maven

Sooo, what’s the big deal w/Riker’s Island anyway???
Ty

OutsidetheBox says:

Rihanna dont give a fugg about this girl.

The Dream aint the last producer in the world and Jigga def. aint the last manager.
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Yeah but he is known to write hits for mediocre singers and Jay is not the only manager but please believe Robyn doesnt own that Rhianna image or name Remember when Left Eye signed to Death Row but was under a new name…she couldn’t use Left Eye. The idol kids have similar contracts that are just as phucked up
I Go There

Sports
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

*looks at ritz crackers sitting on my desk*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OTB
I think Rihanna is threatened by Rita Ora she’d be foolish not to – Rihanna is clearly under some type of influence all the time that broads stays venting and ranting on twitter! I also “HEARD” that Rihanna wanted Breezy on the cake remix becuz of Rita and her new album – IMO Chrihanna both should stay off twitter
sexyphillygirl

Why does Kanye look like somebody drunkin uncle at a basement party???
Detective Iheart

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

Love your gravi, IGO
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Thanks KY

Thats one of my First loves…Next to getting :blow:

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I fixed that for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Ty

But that would be stupid in my opinion. I get that you can’t piss off the wrong folks in that industry, but why get a white chick from Europe to place in that slot? I could see them finding another Bajan singer or singer from the islands, or even a black chick from Europe, but this chick up here??…it just doesn’t add up for me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

YSO!
SuthernBelle4

@Fefe ya’ll got me going over here and I am dying. @munchosgirl speaking of Gwen Stefani, she sort of looks like a bootleg version of her
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Dimpz … Really??!! Interesting…
Ty

KyCakes says:

Ty says:
She is pissing off the powers that be by doing whatever the hell she wants.
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Yup The illuminati. I read the book this weekend
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I meant to ask if u got it. What do u think?
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

Love your gravi, IGO
________________________________

Thanks KY

Thats one of my First loves…Next to
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*pulls up a seat next to IGO*

Do tell….
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Jigga clearly hasn’t started marketing her anywhere other than here and takeout dot com.

Dear Jigga,

Please release another song that better shows the rumored talents of Ms Orida. So far this party and bullshyt song is nothing more than pure bullshyt. She has a long, long, long way to go to even get into the court to dethrone Rihanna. While we’re talking, please have someone teach your wife how to hold her baby, and remind her that when holding Blue, to support her neck, and back, it appears that she’s holding a large bag of potatoes. It’s embarrassing that she goes on and on about how much she’s babysat her nephew but she still doesn’t know how to hold a…new…baby, how old is this baby? I digress, please know you have a mole in your camp, every time you have staff call they tell Sandra everything. I think it’s Kanye, he has a messy look in that above picture with a tinge of retardation.

Your friend in Christ,

Hershey
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

iheart
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@iHEART

Thanks. When I’m done with Ye you can drop off Robert Downey Jr. I know you still have him.
I Go There

The Makeup Maven says:

I’m quite sure that Jigga had to approve WHOMEVER Rihanna worked w/seeing that she is under his “umbrella ella ella!” See what I did there?!
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Thats my Second Favorite Woman Video… Them Thighs were fking NICE

My Favorite was Rock the Boat… for obvious reasons.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

:hugs: @ French
I know you’re pain my boss starts emailing my bb around 8:30a I dont start work until 10a
OutsidetheBox

JMO you can find a skirt like that on ASOS, or in F21. You should be able to find it anywhere…google or search for “sheer pleated maxi skirt”

That should do it.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Is that beyonce peeking out the door in the back??

Ole psycho azz
Detective Iheart

@Yso, I don’t know what you are talking about
KyCakes

@IGO Sports, huh?

Bonin is an indoor sport… :thinks:
KyCakes
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Kycakes
I just saw your gravi is that effn the head of Seal on a seal?

If so
Ty

FeFe says:

@Ty

But that would be stupid in my opinion. I get that you can’t piss off the wrong folks in that industry, but why get a white chick from Europe to place in that slot?
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To appeal to both crowds especially if he is trying to have her do Katy Perry type music IMO. U know we aint buying that shyt
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

She a cute girl….
The Makeup Maven

I Go There says:

Sports

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Chocolate Thunder

@MP

Please dont disrespect my sister. Please and thanks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Hershey’s letter….
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

Love your gravi, IGO
________________________________

Thanks KY

Thats one of my First loves…Next to
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*pulls up a seat next to IGO*

Do tell….
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yep its one of my first loves… My uncle told me all the time not to do it. “You bet not ever lick no puzzay boy” … Mannnnn I couldnt wait to do it… “He was wrong about everything”
KyCakes

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Kycakes
I just saw your gravi is that effn the head of Seal on a seal?

If so
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Why yes, choco. Yes it is….Before I replaced it with Mr. Sexy, that is.

Tatted don’t like my Seal gravi. It makes her sad
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

JMO you can find a skirt like that on ASOS, or in F21. You should be able to find it anywhere…google or search for “sheer pleated maxi skirt”

That should do it.
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I see Macy’s carries a similar skirt in the Guess department. Didnt know Guess still made clothes…

Thanks!
The Makeup Maven

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven says:

I’m quite sure that Jigga had to approve WHOMEVER Rihanna worked w/seeing that she is under his “umbrella ella ella!” See what I did there?!
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Thats my Second Favorite Woman Video… Them Thighs were fking NICE

My Favorite was Rock the Boat… for obvious reasons.

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Yeah, first time I ever @ Rih Rih! Rock the Boat….OF COURSE and we need a Resolution by Aaliyah was a great video too!
ryand91

:OFFTOPIC: I work for a family owned business and I get so sick of the people thinking I’m kin to these people. Don’t get me wrong, they are nice people but I ain’t bit mo’ kin to them. (this is just a vent) UGH!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fe
ION if the girl is replacing Rihanna thats the publics speculation and if Rihanna did get replaced why would it have to be another bajan why not someone who can really sing?
kahmmillion

@ FeFe says:

@Ty
B I get that you can’t piss off the wrong folks in that industry, but why get a white chick from Europe to place in that slot?
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Well, she kind of looks ethnic and she fits the “type” that they are looking for.
yallcrazy

mmm hhmmmmm yall over here partying it up while I was wondering wth happened in that other posts *snarls*
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

Love your gravi, IGO
________________________________

Thanks KY

Thats one of my First loves…Next to
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*pulls up a seat next to IGO*

Do tell….
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yep its one of my first loves… My uncle told me all the time not to do it. “You bet not ever lick no puzzay boy” … Mannnnn I couldnt wait to do it… “He was wrong about everything”
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Fuggin

I you, IGO…..
OutsidetheBox

I’ll wait for the fall out. I think you have to be on board with the PTB and illuminati talk for you to automatically go with the replacement theory.

If Jay dont want her plenty of independants do. And is she even close to the old Rihanna image? She has been taking herself in a new direction for a long time, IMO.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@iHEART

Uh huh.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Kycakes
It looks soooo gross and weird
The Makeup Maven

Did you sleep on the wrong side
I’m catching a bad vibe
And it’s contagious
What’s the latest
Speak your heart
Don’t bite your tongue
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

Source: Jay Z doesn’t want to “urbanize” Rita Ora

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that’s because she might read SR.COM and here posters will let her have it and send her in to RHI RHI breakdown
OutsidetheBox

Ole psycho azz

It DO look like her.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

puzzy is the best…
The Makeup Maven

I Go There says:

yep its one of my first loves… My uncle told me all the time not to do it. “You bet not ever lick no puzzay boy” … Mannnnn I couldnt wait to do it… “He was wrong about everything”
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http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

OTBizzle!!! what it dew sis?

KayCei how u be woman?
Chocolate Thunder

OTB
Detective Iheart

@Yso, I brought Ye to your front door so why you gotta be greedy yo
Still dont know who this RDJ person is you speak of either
candibfly

has anyone tried cross wrapping their hair?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

I said another Bajan, or woman from the islands, or even a black chick from Europe. The point I was making is that Rih is considered “exotic” by American standards, so if they were going to replace her I would think they’d go with a black chick from another country, not this blonde curly cue up here…

We all know being able to “sing” is never that big of a deal, and from what I’ve heard this Ripple Orange chick’s voice is no better than Rih’s…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@YALL :2dance: lesss danceeeeeeeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a bish really mad she left her KING size kitkat bar at home i keep reaching out to grab it from my desk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@OTB

Oh I’m ALL on board with TPTB and Illuminati talk…I just never seemed to gather that SR was the place for the discussion (from people’s general comments)…but I talking about it!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Beyanna don’t look or sound like Rih. Probably couldn’t even if she tried.
I Go There

The Makeup Maven says:

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven says:

I’m quite sure that Jigga had to approve WHOMEVER Rihanna worked w/seeing that she is under his “umbrella ella ella!” See what I did there?!
__________________________________________________

Thats my Second Favorite Woman Video… Them Thighs were fking NICE

My Favorite was Rock the Boat… for obvious reasons.

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Yeah, first time I ever @ Rih Rih! Rock the Boat….OF COURSE and we need a Resolution by Aaliyah was a great video too
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Yeah I like that one too… That woman was soooo damn sexy… mmmm
but yeah Rihana thighs were nice.
The Makeup Maven

KyCakes says:

Tatted don’t like my Seal gravi. It makes her sad

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It sure does
But I see ‘ol Robotron shoulder, big teefus azz Dwight Howard!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@choco ugh it’s annoying! asking me to do the impossible!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fe
Oh I didn’t know they considered Rihanna exotic – retoded perhaps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

I DON’T FEEL LIKE FLUCKING WORKING BISH FUGG YOU

k guys i gotta go be back later i hope

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

KyCakes says:

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Kycakes
I just saw your gravi is that effn the head of Seal on a seal?

If so
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Why yes, choco. Yes it is….Before I replaced it with Mr. Sexy, that is.

Tatted don’t like my Seal gravi. It makes her sad
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Has your gravi updated yet?? I don’t see this mr. sexy you speak of
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@French
Last minute right! Yeah girl just be thankful you have your job that should get you over it hopefully :hugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@candi

I’ve tried it multiple times and each time I FAIL….I would love to take a class on how to do it because my life would be so much better if I could…
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

KayCeiSoul says:

I bought a cheap sweater from TJ Maxx once, and when I got it from the cleaners, it was a ball of yarn – complete with the crocheting needles.
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I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

Love your gravi, IGO
________________________________

Thanks KY

Thats one of my First loves…Next to
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*pulls up a seat next to IGO*

Do tell….
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yep its one of my first loves… My uncle told me all the time not to do it. “You bet not ever lick no puzzay boy” … Mannnnn I couldnt wait to do it… “He was wrong about everything”
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Fuggin

I you, IGO…..
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Thanks KY…
Detective Iheart

JMO says:

KyCakes says:

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Kycakes
I just saw your gravi is that effn the head of Seal on a seal?

If so
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Why yes, choco. Yes it is….Before I replaced it with Mr. Sexy, that is.

Tatted don’t like my Seal gravi. It makes her sad
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Has your gravi updated yet?? I don’t see this mr. sexy you speak of
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Me neeva
OutsidetheBox

Hey Fay Fay! Nothing much. Clock watching. Damn shame. LOL

Hey ChocD….erm….Thunder eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

I thought rita louise watson was a rapper??
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

YSoSrs says:

Beyanna don’t look or sound like Rih. Probably couldn’t even if she tried.
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Karate chop her in the throat right before a performance and I bet they’ll sound alike
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

So is the general consensus is that Rihanna is a Bad bish Bad meaning pretty just askin
The Makeup Maven

<— HATES IT TAKES FAY FAY 3.5 DAYS TO RESPOND TO MY EMAILS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

But you know what I’m saying in regards to the “exotic” thing right? Not saying that she is, just how she is marketed and her accent with the island sound when she first came out…
candibfly

fefe i watched youtube videos (everyone did it a different way)

i was like oh i got this…i tried it on my own so i just threw a stain cap on my head and went to bed
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

puzzy is the best…
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Yep sure is…
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS!
OutsidetheBox

Ripple Orange tho

Well, your in like company Fe! I think a lot of ppl here are down with that. i read the books, blurbs and Im still not convinced so I strike out in the convo but I’ll hav eit.

You know I love to font.
kahmmillion

@ Choco aka Hippie says:

So is the general consensus is that Rihanna is a Bad bish Bad meaning pretty just askin

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If you mean pretty when she has on a ton a makeup…yes she a bad bish, but if you mean pretty when she is without makeup, then no, she isn’t a bad bish.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Aaliyah’s “Are You That Somebody”.

@iHEART

Sharing is caring. Barney said so. You gone make Barney a liar?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

*=swoons*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

So is the general consensus is that Rihanna is a Bad bish Bad meaning pretty just askin

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That has been my sentiments for a very long time now, but she’s losing supporters!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

KayCeiSoul says:

I bought a cheap sweater from TJ Maxx once, and when I got it from the cleaners, it was a ball of yarn – complete with the crocheting needles.
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Oh hell naw
lovezoe

Chris Bosh and his baby mama Allison Mathis just got scolded in court by the judge in their ongoing custody battle — who reprimanded the ex-couple for refusing to hash out their parenting problems … without the government’s help.

TMZ broke the story … Bosh dragged Mathis to family court this morning in Orlando — just hours after the All-Star game — insisting she’s doing everything she can to ruin his relationship with his 3-year-old daughter … putting up a fight every time he wants to see his kid.

But the judge was pissed he even had to hear the case — chastising the former couple for involving lawyers in what should be a simple levelheaded discussion about sharing custody.

The judge said, “Life passes you by waiting for lawyers and cases to resolve. Meanwhile, the world continues.”

The judge then reluctantly set a visitation schedule that will allow Bosh to see his daughter — and both parties agreed to it. If either Bosh or Mathis violates the agreement, that person could be held in contempt.

Bosh’s lawyer tells TMZ, Chris “is appreciative of the time the judge took on this case to ensure that he received consistent, meaningful time with his daughter.”

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:PREACH: I bet both of them would straighten up if the judge threatened to take custody from both of them.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

BK2ATLMAN says:

This is what blogs, labels and managers do to get hype to the new artist. If you didn’t attach riri name to rita there would be no issue.
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Would there still be no issue if Jay Z’s name wasn’t attached to Rita’s?
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

2008? Didn’t Rihanna come out way before that and been with Jay the whole time?
Chocolate Thunder

Choco says:
So is the general consensus is that Rihanna is a Bad bish Bad meaning pretty just askin
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Correct and check mate
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis got bish.. Bothered… Mmmmmm
kahmmillion

@ryand91

Is that cutie in the gravi yours?
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ MUNCHOSGIRL: I didn’t write the email, hun. I only commented on it
The Makeup Maven

kahmmillion says:

If you mean pretty when she has on a ton a makeup…yes she a bad bish, but if you mean pretty when she is without makeup, then no, she isn’t a bad bish.
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KAH – STOP IT!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@JMO
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@LoveZoe
I agree with the Judge in a way…
yallcrazy

Cross wrapping hair?

Frenchie, I spoke to you (in letters) in the other post yo
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

puzzy is the best…
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:stop: Lakes, you’ve been hacked!!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ JMO: Upscalehype.com is the blog where you can find out anything about what the stars are wearing.
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – you swooning AND bothered!
Detective Iheart

@Yso, I sure im make his big purpa ass a liar. I aint sharin NUTHIN,Ya hear me NUTHIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@candi

That’s how it always ends with me. One time I tried to force my hair to stay in place and it just matted up real bad on one side by the next morning…I’m going to get it right one day…

@OTB

I always get a feel for the crowd and different blogs have a different feel when it comes to that topic. When I used to lurk on Bossip they seemed a lot more on board with the convo…I think it definitely varies…
OutsidetheBox

I think Rih is pretty. Makeup enhances beauty IMO.

I believe that we can all “look” better with some tone correction especially ethnic skin, but you have to have some supporting “aesthetics” (if you will) IMO.
lovezoe

* Meant to say :PREACH:
The Makeup Maven

lovezoe says:

REACH: I bet both of them would straighten up if the judge threatened to take custody from both of them
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I bet they would too! Shyt like this bothers the heyul outta me!
http://twritingexperts.wordpress.com StillB3lieve

SuthernBelle4 says:

All I got for this is Kanye look like a runaway slave in that pic. As far as this Rita girl, I can take it or leave it, she looks hella ethnic though

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Chocolate Thunder

@Lovezoe

I believe that judge said that because Chris brought her to court cause I guarantte you if that nicca wasnt paying child support and she brought him that judge would have ripped him a new one. Besides the judge acting a fool but isnt that what the fukk he is paid to do well then JUDGE MUTHAFUGGA
lovezoe

So what happened to the preach smiley?
The Makeup Maven

<—- GOT 1 MO' HOUR TO GO!
Detective Iheart

is that what you were trying to do Zoe :hugs:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHOCO

I believe that is the general consensus but you know I don’t go along with mob mentality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@choco you right i don’t normally complain but just not in the mood today for the bs
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Thanks Sandra!
yallcrazy

Writing you a four page letter……. *lighter in the air*
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey
Detective Iheart

@Zoe, u cant do it in caps
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Nothing happened to it, I think you mistyped it
Chocolate Thunder

@OTB

I agree because if you a FUGLY BYTCH please believe makeup aint go nothing but make you look like a CLOWN FULY BYTCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

<—-may be one of the few people who thinks that Rih is a natural beauty who is a fcking knockout when she's made up…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Jmo… what had happen…
lovezoe

Chocolate Thunder says:

@Lovezoe
I believe that judge said that because Chris brought her to court cause I guarantte you if that nicca wasnt paying child support and she brought him that judge would have ripped him a new one. Besides the judge acting a fool but isnt that what the fukk he is paid to do well then JUDGE MUTHAFUGGA
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You may be right, but unless a parent is unfit or something similar you should be able to work out the custody agreement on your own.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@CD

I. HATECHU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW…AHHHHHHH!!

yo gravi?? &
Detective Iheart

Aight im out yall font yall tomorrow
lovezoe

Okay, that’s what I did wrong. Long day.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis me too
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@CHOCD
That aint correct – Rihanna can be cute at times IMO – but her head nose lip combo leaves much to desire but that’s just me – I’ve never thought she was a beauty tho! and I think Karueche is cuter than her
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

FeFe says:

I’m still stuck on the question of why both artists can’t co-exist.
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They can if this girl actually takes off. Right now she ain’t even on Ciara’s level let alone Rihanna’s. She ain’t even on Teara Marie/Nivea/Olivia level. If I recall correctly, Sandra also said Willow Smith was going to take Rihanna’s spot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@YALL let me go seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yallcrazy

OutsidetheBox says:

I think Rih is pretty. Makeup enhances beauty IMO.

I believe that we can all “look” better with some tone correction especially ethnic skin, but you have to have some supporting “aesthetics” (if you will) IMO.
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I went to a wedding once, and was asking everybody “I thought he was marrying “so and so” and everybody was like “that’s her!”

Me: GTFOH, that bish looks Pretty. How the hell she look like egggghhhh on every day of her life except today. Mofo’s gone be looking at pictures saying “who’s that??!!” #truestory
I Go There

Choco aka Hippie says:

So is the general consensus is that Rihanna is a Bad bish Bad meaning pretty just askin
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Yeah I would say she is a pretty woman… Very sexy too.
But she does put it out there.
kahmmillion

@ Chocolate Thunder says:

@OTB
I agree because if you a FUGLY BYTCH please believe makeup aint go nothing but make you look like a CLOWN FULY BYTCH

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Not true, because if Precious (Gabby Sibababelkeb) had Rhiana’s makeup artist, they would make her look exactly like Beyonce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

Hi Everyone

I have to go, but I just logged in real fast to let Fayla and all the whipfinity addicts know that I did the did the Curly girl method on my hair with whipfinity instead and I absolutely LOVE IT
It is less messy than the conditioner and looks just as nice. I sent pics to Fayla because I was so impressed! I also love how my daughter’s twists look when I use the whip on them!
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:

KyCakes says:

Tatted don’t like my Seal gravi. It makes her sad

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It sure does
But I see ‘ol Robotron shoulder, big teefus azz Dwight Howard!
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You will quit talking about my future husband, Ms. Tatted
OutsidetheBox

Rihanna’s face is fairly symmetrical.

If she took one of those beauty tests/assessment (measures certain features, widths, etc of the face)… im pretty sure she would score highly, meaning the majority of ppl find her looks “attractive.”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@choco you right i don’t normally complain but just not in the mood today for the bs
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:hugs: Day is almost over
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@iHEART

Just selfish.
OutsidetheBox

Heart!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I personally think that if this chick was not marketed on this blog as Rih’s “replacement” she may be received with more open arms…folks don’t like it when their loyalty to one artist is going to be in question all because of the new flavor of the month…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

I think Rihanna has such a large following that even if Orida gains momentum, she won’t out do Riri. That datum wishful thinking is a real muthafukka
http://twritingexperts.wordpress.com StillB3lieve

@ hershey’s letter
The Makeup Maven

@ H-Town HEEEEEEEEEEY BEW!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@iheart

@MP … You ever seen Oprah or Tyra without makeup?? Them faces define fugly but with make up, they look nice.

@Lakes

Speaking of Lakes, where is Ms. Fashion??
OutsidetheBox

@Y’all.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

The one who needs to be worried is Beyonce, Jigga seems to have upgraded to a younger version of her
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS –

We almost out this bish
We almost out this bish
Chocolate Thunder

@Choco
:stop: it Rhi is bad bytch status all the way and she’s SEXY than a muthafugga. Kakoomongaorfoggroidffalrros is a cute girl but once Breezy chuck up the who really gone be checking for her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @H-Town
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

The Makeup Maven says:

<— HATES IT TAKES FAY FAY 3.5 DAYS TO RESPOND TO MY EMAILS!
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
brb (i'm hollin @my desk tho)
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ JMO, Oprah and Tyra without makeup look like E.T. Waiting to phone home
The Makeup Maven

@ Ky (Kycakes)

Now dayum….You gon either let me talk about Megatron or Seal!!! Which one is it???
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Singers I think are pretty:

Beyonce
Jennifer Lopez
Shakira
Aliyah
TBoz back in the day
I know there’s more but those off the top of my head
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

KyCakes says:

The Makeup Maven says:

KyCakes says:

Tatted don’t like my Seal gravi. It makes her sad

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It sure does
But I see ‘ol Robotron shoulder, big teefus azz Dwight Howard!
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You will quit talking about ~~my future husband~~ beetle juice, Ms. Tatted
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Fixed it for ya!!
OutsidetheBox

I also love how my daughter’s twists look when I use the whip on them!

Girl speak. Dont their little kinks be bright and light??? Have you tried to twist them out after a couple of days? Its beautiful!

And I swear Whipfinity is helping me with length retention. Im still monitoring but really this chit got growing hands…
The Makeup Maven

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

The Makeup Maven says:

<— HATES IT TAKES FAY FAY 3.5 DAYS TO RESPOND TO MY EMAILS!
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
brb (i'm hollin @my desk tho)
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RIGHT AND THE CRAZY THANG IS, I'M ACTUALLY RESPONDING TO YOUR EMAIL…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I wish outkast would make more music….
Igo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

Rihanna is grown woman beautiful/sexy/bad bish
Kerosene heater is little girl beautiful/cute
Chocolate Thunder

Detective

@Kah
Did you just say Precious with makeup will look like Beyonce. CHILE BOO Sweetie please put the drinks down its a lil too early to be on the sauce.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ChocD
Maybe it’s her attitude that make her ugly and the fact she always makes ugly faces – Her 5 head sticks out more than anything else she’s cute and can be sexy but Im just not a fan!
The Makeup Maven

@ JMO calling Megatron Bettlejuice!
SuthernBelle4

between @Hershey letter and Beyanna, ya’ll ain’t got no shame
@OTB and @Fefe I think RhiRhi is cute w/o makeup too, just didn’t know that face sat across that nose- I was like she got MJ’s bell pepper nose.
@kahmillion yes ole girl up top looks hella ethnic, I need receipts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

Tatted and Fe
OutsidetheBox

All them women look a like @Choco IMO, save Tionne. You have a type I see.
The Makeup Maven

FeFe says:

@Choco

Rihanna is grown woman beautiful/sexy/bad bish
Kerosene heater is little girl beautiful/cute

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@ the comparison to Rih and Kracker Barrell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

@ JMO, Oprah and Tyra without makeup look like E.T. Waiting to phone home

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FACTS…..but then again I really NEVER thought Tyra was all that beautiful back in her heyday… she is not even CUTE to me…

No comment on Harpo *hides from Alboy*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Jmo who this fashion lady?
The Makeup Maven

OutsidetheBox says:

All them women look a like @Choco IMO, save Tionne. You have a type I see.
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SuthernBelle4

I don’t know about Kurama or Kokachoo being cute, I think she is decent at best w/o makeup but when is done up she looks nice.
Chocolate Thunder

@MP

Oprah and Tyra are not FUGLY chicks. I have seen some pheemales <— (cause that's what they look like) who put on make and BABY goodbye, goodmorning and goodnight them fools be looking like burned fish fillet sandwiches
OutsidetheBox

karrueche’s face is forgettable to me. I had to google pics of her again…like vanessa bryant, and all of the Miss USA’s..if you seen one you seen them all?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I’m totally biased against Rih and everything I type will reflect that. So I’m just gone leave it alone so I don’t sound like a “hater”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Chocolate Thunder says:

@Kah
Did you just say Precious with makeup will look like Beyonce. CHILE BOO Sweetie please put the drinks down its a lil too early to be on the sauce.
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I read that chit and just decided it had to be typed for shyts and giggles!

@Choco

They all have the same Americanized bleached out look, except for maybe Aaliyah…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@Outside

Sydney is a 4C. Fayla has her hair looking like 4A
Seriously there is so much shine and it’s definitely growing our hair. My hair is on top of my shoulders when I stretch it out and syd’s is to her shoulder blade!! London (in the pic) pulled out her hair along the edges and was practically bald, but it’s hard to tell after just a couple months.
I love doing twist outs with the whip
kahmmillion

@ Chocolate Thunder says:

@Kah
Did you just say Precious with makeup will look like Beyonce. CHILE BOO

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Think about it, Rhiana without makeup is really another basic chick. Not saying she is ugly (Hora Ora up top is ugly), but just basic….any other chick you can find walking down the street until her makeup artist, stylist and hairdresser get a hold of her and turns her into a banger.

Precious, if you get Rhiana’s makeup artist, stylist and hairdresser to get a hold of her, she will look just like Beyonce. I mean, Rhianna’s people can make a dog look like a cow.
SuthernBelle4

dangit just read what I wrote meant to say, “I didn’t know that nose sat across that face like that”
OutsidetheBox

I was like she got MJ’s bell pepper nose.

*caresses nose gently* Thank Gawd it dont swell w/ pregnancy. Whew. I think its already at capacity.
Ty

FeFe says:

@Choco

I said another Bajan, or woman from the islands, or even a black chick from Europe. The point I was making is that Rih is considered “exotic” by American standards, so if they were going to replace her I would think they’d go with a black chick from another country, not this blonde curly cue up here…
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LMAO @ curly cue. Unfortunately thats what Rhi looked like before she blew up. Robyn was a cute girl from the islands when signed (google the pics) no glam at all. She wasn’t even first choice until Tierra started showing her azz and Jay dropped her. Now Rhi is showing her azz and what is Jay doing LOL Def Jam created Rhiana (name, image, etc.) They are not going to let her walk away with their investment and set up shop with another label without getting their cut. As phucked as the industry is its still a business.

Sandra why didnt u tell us that Pharell did the music for the Oscars
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fe
Sawwwwy chick I do not find Rihanna grown at all I think KT acts way more mature than Rihana
Chocolate Thunder

@Choco

I guess we will have to agree to disagree on this subject because Rhi-Rhi will have me in the kitchen butt ass naked with open toe heels cooking her WHATEVA the fukk she wants.
The Makeup Maven

Did CD just say Pheemales???
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Whew. I think its already at capacity.
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SuthernBelle4

I will say that I have seen far prettier women on the streets than some of these stars with the exception of Iman and Nia Long. I think most of these stars are just cute, tops
I Go There

Chili was better looking than TBOZ
Kelly Is cute too
Jill Scott is pretty as well
OutsidetheBox

Gosh @Sis, I wish everyone’s font was as forthcoming.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I think Tyra can be gorgeous with the right makeup.

Bey is pretty but not beautiful until her “Machine” gets their hands on her. Just like with most celebs these days. Hell, just like with most non-celebs.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Karatekoahla is cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

SuthernBelle4 says:

dangit just read what I wrote meant to say, “I didn’t know that nose sat across that face like that”

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I read it and I knew what you meant!

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Fe
Sawwwwy chick I do not find Rihanna grown at all I think KT acts way more mature than Rihana

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That’s debatable…but remember we are talking about both girl’s LOOKS
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I guess we will have to agree to disagree on this subject because Rhi-Rhi will have me in the kitchen butt ass naked with open toe heels cooking her WHATEVA the fukk she wants.
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That’s what wrong with that cray bish now People doing any and everything for her
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fe
I still think lil asian girl is cuter than voodoo doll
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

H-Townmama says:

Hi Everyone

I have to go, but I just logged in real fast to let Fayla and all the whipfinity addicts know that I did the did the Curly girl method on my hair with whipfinity instead and I absolutely LOVE IT
It is less messy than the conditioner and looks just as nice. I sent pics to Fayla because I was so impressed! I also love how my daughter’s twists look when I use the whip on them!
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thx bew, but, but, but Y I KEEP MISSIN U ON HERE?!?!?
& can somebody elaborate on the curly girl method in which she speaketh of? her hair is GORGEOUS!!!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@MP

Oprah and Tyra are not FUGLY chicks. I have seen some pheemales <— (cause that's what they look like) who put on make and BABY goodbye, goodmorning and goodnight them fools be looking like burned fish fillet sandwiches

by Chocolate Thunder on Feb 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm
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I swear ihatechu so much riat now! burnt fish filet sammiches!!
kahmmillion

@ YSoSrs says:

I think Tyra can be gorgeous with the right makeup.
Bey is pretty but not beautiful until her “Machine” gets their hands on her. Just like with most celebs these days. Hell, just like with most non-celebs.

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Beauty these days are all smoke and mirrors. You see a chick one day she looks like a mule, the next day she is walking around looking like Rhiana. how did that happen. Singing is all about smoke and mirrors as well, these broads be round here sounding like a cat that had its tale stepped on, then the Nightmare, Puffy en’em, Jay comes in and turns on that autotune and they sound like angels singing to God.
KyCakes

Why he gotta be either Megatron (Tatted) or beetle juice (JMO)

Fugg y’all….
OutsidetheBox

Sydney is a 4C

Preccius Lawd. I got one of those in my house. After tryna to grow an afro for months I finally hauled his ass in for a cut.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Zoey saldana is esstra hawt to me
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@EGO
I still don’t think Chili is cute she reminds me of a brown M&M #snickers
Kelly is pretty I knew I forgot some and probably more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@KyCakes

It’s ok that you have a crush on Beetlejuice/Megatron…I have a crush on Rajon Rondo and my husband always says he looks like a roach…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Sis, I ain’t got no reason to be otherwise.

Sometimes I think I’m too self-aware for my own good though. I need to be Ray Charles to my own bs.
I Go There

IDK

ASian woman are either Real ugly or Real pretty there is no in between on that one. Like that cute azz chick that played Go Go on Kill Bill.
Chocolate Thunder

@Hershey

You know I aint lying dem pheemales that already is facially unfortunate and then they add that extra bit of no no and put makeup on top of that face. :stop: Always putting on red lipstick and blush on they cheeks. CHILE BOO
OutsidetheBox

Hell, just like with most non-celebs.

Pretty much. Member when all they had was Glamour Shots.
MzTisch

@JMO,

Um, yeah. I seent Lady Oprah on the elevator once in sweats and no make-up. That bish was threw. But, with make-up she is radiant. So I concur……..
KyCakes

FeFe says:

@KyCakes

It’s ok that you have a crush on Beetlejuice/Megatron…I have a crush on Rajon Rondo and my husband always says he looks like a roach…
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He does not look like BeetleJuice….. :stop: the madness, yo…
I Go There

Choco aka Hippie says:

@EGO
I still don’t think Chili is cute she reminds me of a brown M&M #snickers
Kelly is pretty I knew I forgot some and probably more
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Well M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hands cause Chili is cute as hell.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

And I swear Whipfinity is helping me with length retention. Im still monitoring but really this chit got growing hands
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& u betta testify! imma start taking pix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@KyCakes

And for some reason Ray “preying mantis” Allen still gets me hot!!!
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Zoey saldana is esstra hawt to me
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YES she is… VERY HAWT
SuthernBelle4

@Fefe thanks boo @OTB I can’t talk to much cause I got a little pug nose, lol
Ty

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

H-Townmama says:

Hi Everyone

I have to go, but I just logged in real fast to let Fayla and all the whipfinity addicts know that I did the did the Curly girl method on my hair with whipfinity instead and I absolutely LOVE IT
It is less messy than the conditioner and looks just as nice. I sent pics to Fayla because I was so impressed! I also love how my daughter’s twists look when I use the whip on them!
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thx bew, but, but, but Y I KEEP MISSIN U ON HERE?!?!?
& can somebody elaborate on the curly girl method in which she speaketh of? her hair is GORGEOUS!!!
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Fay please look into the Blue Magic jars I need a big azz jar of Whip
Chocolate Thunder

@IGO

I agree Chili is gorgeous. She seems a lil cray cray but hey errbody cant be peferct like me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@KyCakes

Oh I actually think Dwight is hot too…I just said that because everyone else was, and my husband says he looks like a country retard smiling all the damn time!

@I Go

I always thought that Chilli was naturally prettier than T-Boz…but Left Eye was the prettiest of all three if you ask me…
I Go There

@CD

Thats right CD they cant all be you….
Chocolate Thunder

*perfect*
The Makeup Maven

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Karatekoahla is cute
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The Makeup Maven

<—- CALLING OUT TO FAY FAY, CALLING OUT TO FAY FAY….I RESPONDED TO YOUR EMAIL! CALLING OUT TO FAY FAY!

*you better be lucky I don't know how to bold and shyt*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Left eye was the pretty one
SuthernBelle4

I agree with all of @IGO’s choices even down the Chilli’s baby hur.
Even though he is not super famous I think Terrence J is a cutie patootie.
dying @Kahmillion saying looking like mule one day and RhiRhi the next
The Makeup Maven

Who said Rajon Rondo look like a roach???

That reminds me of when Whoopi Goldberg played on Eddie and she said ‘ol dude was lookin’ like a lil’ roach!
Chocolate Thunder

Did yall see my wifey acting a fool on twitter this weekend? She something else aint she
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Kah not a mule!

I work with a girl who is the poster child for MAC makeup, she was sick and I took ginger ale and shyt to her, when she came to the door I said, can you ask Elaine to come to the door. She said bytch I am Elaine, lonnnnngggggggg paaaaauuuuusssssseeeeee I couldn’t even play it off…she looked like a rooted mule
I Go There

Left Eye was pretty too….
KyCakes

FeFe says:

@KyCakes

Oh I actually think Dwight is hot too…I just said that because everyone else was, and my husband says he looks like a country retard smiling all the damn time!
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Not a ‘country retard’?

I am OFFICIALLY dying slowly
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo google ninel conde… She is super hawt
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

So how much is roc nation paying blogs to tout her as “the next rihanna” its all fun and games here, but its actually on other blogs too
shes boring to me
Chocolate Thunder

@Hershey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Suthern

I thought it was just ME! I think Terrence J is VERY cute, his smile looks like $1 Million dollars!

@Tatted

My husband said that…I think Rondo is SO cute…he just has that shy guy innocent face that you know will go non-existent when you get him between the sheets…. for some reason that chit turns me on so!!! That’s one of the main reasons why I was attracted to my husband…
The Makeup Maven

@ Hershey!
OutsidetheBox

Sade
Whitney Houston
Lauryn Hill
Josephine Baker
Vanessa Williams
beverly Johnson
Lena Horne
Them JET girls used to be beautiful..

Ive always known that I like faces with character…interesting things going on in them.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Dwight Howard’s head is the size of a teenage boys fist, his head has been beetle juiced but he’s a cutie pie for real, he could get it
OutsidetheBox

And Chanel Iman! I love her funny face.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Chilli n her baby hair is a turn off…
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – OH, YOUR HUSBAND SAID IT!

He US’TA look innocent to me, then I started seeing some of his antics on the floor and he just reminds me of a bad azz lil’ kid!
I Go There

@Laker

This is why I watch Telemundo with the sound off
The Makeup Maven

<—- HAVE A FACE W/CHARACTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@Fay
Im here bew! All you do is add a lot of conditioner on a wet head and individually define your curls. It is very time consuming, but it is pretty and lasts longer than a few days. I can’t find her website anymore, maybe OTB can help. I’m still a natural hair newbie…I just started twisting Syd’s hair a few months ago

@Ty
can u send me the book please? sassiness8319@
Chocolate Thunder

@Sandra on twitter asking people was TMZ hacked. So I guess we aint getting no new tea until TMZ comes back up. Sandra I just cant……………….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Well M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hands cause Chili is cute as hell.
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She can melt in your mouth all day erryday

Chili looks like a pancake….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Dwight Howard’s head is the size of a teenage boys fist, his head has been beetle juiced but he’s a cutie pie for real, he could get it

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OutsidetheBox

Ohhh thats how I feel about Columbus Short.

Folks be side eyeing me, but I will give him some in a NY minute! Sexy!!
The Makeup Maven

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Dwight Howard’s head is the size of a teenage boys fist, his head has been beetle juiced but he’s a cutie pie for real, he could get it
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usually a lil’ boy has to grow into his head…THIS NIGGA’S HEAD NEVER GOT THAT MEMO! I wonder how small his head was at birth! The only pain his momma felt was them dayum Heeman shoulders!
SuthernBelle4

@Fefe yas, I think Rondo is cute but in like a sort of high school crush sort of way.
I feel like back in the day there were a lot more pretty bishes to compete with. I remember being in the archives at some HBCUs back at home and I was like damn did everybody have good genes back in the day.
Girls who wear loads of makeup should never talk about ppl’s appearances bc I feel like bish no one has seen yo’ real face so sat all the way down
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Laker, Chilli’s baby hair is a public reminder that she has that “good hair” and it says its prayers, flosses, reads the bible nightly, while the rest of us lil nappy headed beggar hair is running around robbing, killing and cheating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

He US’TA look innocent to me, then I started seeing some of his antics on the floor and he just reminds me of a bad azz lil’ kid!
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yep, and then I’d get his azz in that room and wait for the innocent/bad azz lil boy act to go out the fcking window!
OutsidetheBox

Curly Girl method…

Thats the one the biracial chick Terri came up with right? I dont use it. Im still in stealth mode and I prolly wont when I finish but you can find the website Fay…let me see if I can find it..
KyCakes

FeFe says:

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Dwight Howard’s head is the size of a teenage boys fist, his head has been beetle juiced but he’s a cutie pie for real, he could get it

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I would do very un-godly things to that there Man…

Yup, yup, yup
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Chilli n her baby hair is a turn off…
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Hellz yeah especially when she is pushing 40 wearing baby hairs like a 5 y o
OutsidetheBox

Got it. @Fay Fay

TIGHTLYCURLY .com

I read her website thru and thru when i first decided to transistion.

Great info. Trusted info.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@OTB

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

@ Laker, Chilli’s baby hair is a public reminder that she has that “good hair” and it says its prayers, flosses, reads the bible nightly, while the rest of us lil nappy headed beggar hair is running around robbing, killing and cheating
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!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo she hawt ain’t she… I go full lesb for her… N she got a sweet sessy voice.. :hunch:
OutsidetheBox

Yep @Tatt.

Youre a beauty for sure!
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

Sade
Whitney Houston
Lauryn Hill
Josephine Baker
Vanessa Williams
beverly Johnson
Lena Horne
Them JET girls used to be beautiful..

Ive always known that I like faces with character…interesting things going on in them.
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Hell yeah to all of these

Im a lover of intangables… like Idia Arie she may not be a beauty but she is sexy to me. Erykah Badu too..I just wont look her directly in the eyes for fear that I might start wearing Tshirts made of yarn and a Safari hat. ITs just something about women that may not be all that in the looks dept… They are usually sooooo fking sexy and insatiable
SuthernBelle4

@Laker why you no likey Chilli baby hair, that’s that sexy right thurr
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Hershey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

THIS NIGGA’S HEAD NEVER GOT THAT MEMO!
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I just died 1000 deaths! HEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
The Makeup Maven

@ OTB –

I didn’t think you would see that! I was just tryna be funny…but thank you, sweetie!
OutsidetheBox

After seeing all the transitioned heads I have seen in the past 3 years, imam say 80% of US (specifically AAs) have curly hair. Chili’s hair is type 2 and pretty blah IMO.

She either wears it straight, wear it up or wear it wavy.. *snooze*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

@ Laker, Chilli’s baby hair is a public reminder that she has that “good hair” and it says its prayers, flosses, reads the bible nightly, while the rest of us lil nappy headed beggar hair is running around robbing, killing and cheating
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I promise I hate you so much for this….
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Igo she hawt ain’t she… I go full lesb for her… N she got a sweet sessy voice..
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man she is NICE
Chocolate Thunder

IGO says:
ITs just something about women that may not be all that in the looks dept… They are usually sooooo fking sexy and insatiable
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*reaches for phone ring, ring, ring “Herro Precious have I got a guy for you.

IGO -n- Precious 4eva
The Makeup Maven

FeFe says:

THIS NIGGA’S HEAD NEVER GOT THAT MEMO!
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I just died 1000 deaths! HEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
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I’m sowwy FEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I’ve always been drawn to “unconventional” looking people period. I find “perfection” bland and boring.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Suther bish too fukn old…
OutsidetheBox

Gawd how could I forget Badu.

She is absolutely gorgeous to me.
I Go There

Hold up CD

I still can see… so I do have a Weight Requirement….
OutsidetheBox

The chick from House Party back in the day? What was her name? Tisha’s friend…the dark one who lived in the ‘jects?

I thought she was beautiful as well!
KyCakes

OutsidetheBox says:

Ohhh thats how I feel about Columbus Short.

Folks be side eyeing me, but I will give him some in a NY minute! Sexy!!
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Me, too, OTB! I will watch “Death at a Funeral” a million times
OutsidetheBox

a.j. johnson…is she a body builder now? CTFU at her google images all being muscle shots. TF.
yallcrazy

I just got off the elevator, and me and this lady usually speak, but today she looked off, sick, tired, something, so I told her that I hoped that she felt better & she said “I feel fine” , so I said “oh, you look alittle sleepy, that’s all” and she says this is how I look without my eyelashes on. Here’s me Well, you may want to put them back on, because you look totally different (me and her are cool-so I can say that, and I did).

No offense

Who the hell started this bullshatt?

Folks be looking real off

#andthisaintmyfaultneither
Chocolate Thunder

@OTB
AJ Johnson
The Makeup Maven

@ OTB – You tom’bout Jody’s momma from Baby Boy!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo google aracely arambula… She is dripn sessy
yallcrazy

OutsidetheBox says:

The chick from House Party back in the day? What was her name? Tisha’s friend…the dark one who lived in the ‘jects?

I thought she was beautiful as well!

Charade
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

I’ve always been drawn to “unconventional” looking people period. I find “perfection” bland and boring.
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Ive found that some woman that are “Pretty” have had people to Green light thier BS…
Chocolate Thunder

@OTB

She’s like a celebrity trainer now.
OutsidetheBox

Ky especially when he dont cut his hair…looking all manly and rugged and blue collar. *swoons*

Was too sour when he hooked up with the white girl in xmas movie. Personally offended!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I Go There says:

YSoSrs says:

I’ve always been drawn to “unconventional” looking people period. I find “perfection” bland and boring.
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Ive found that some woman that are “Pretty” have had people to Green light thier BS…

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You didn’t know?…Sandra Rose talks about this sense of “entitlement” on a regular basis…
OutsidetheBox

OMG that is Jody’s mama!

I HATE Baby Boy with a passion. i mustve disregarded her. Yes, her. That a beautiful drop.
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Igo google aracely arambula… She is dripn sessy
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damn she’s nice too….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

You know whose also Pretty Big Ang Wendell William and Emily B – oh and Erica from Love and HIp HOP LIES I TELL YOU!
OutsidetheBox

Charade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Columbus Short AND his ass can dance! *swoon*

<—Gotta thang for gawjus smiles and dancers.

COUSIN! They still got Baby, me, in the corner!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Columbus Short’s last name explains why I’ve never been able to feel him that much…he’s cute, I’ll definitely give him that…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

A J Johnson, she’s a trainer for a lot of Hollywood people
KyCakes

OutsidetheBox says:

Ky especially when he dont cut his hair…looking all manly and rugged and blue collar. *swoons*

Was too sour when he hooked up with the white girl in xmas movie. Personally offended!
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He looked extra fugg-able in ‘Stomp the Yard’
I didn’t realize until after my stalker searches on Google, that he was the ‘dancer’ everyone was in an uproar about, messing with Brittany Spears.
Guess that one broke up his marriage..
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Froggy style
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Wendell Williams and Big Andrew aka Big Ang are very handsome men
OutsidetheBox

I think pretty is so easy to obtain that it has indeed become boring.
The Makeup Maven

Yup, that ‘lil, lil Jody’s” momma!

Momma need a life too!
I Go There

FeFe says:

I Go There says:

YSoSrs says:

I’ve always been drawn to “unconventional” looking people period. I find “perfection” bland and boring.
_____________________________________________

Ive found that some woman that are “Pretty” have had people to Green light thier BS…

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You didn’t know?…Sandra Rose talks about this sense of “entitlement” on a regular basis…
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Fe

Man… Im telling you
Ive sat there and talk to women that were fking beautiful and they would say some shiat and Ill sit there like “What muthafker done let this shait go on” Ive walked out on my fair share of “pretty” women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

OutsidetheBox says:

I think pretty is so easy to obtain that it has indeed become boring.

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Yall
yallcrazy

FeFe says:

I Go There says:

YSoSrs says:

I’ve always been drawn to “unconventional” looking people period. I find “perfection” bland and boring.
_____________________________________________

Ive found that some woman that are “Pretty” have had people to Green light thier BS…

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You didn’t know?…Sandra Rose talks about this sense of “entitlement” on a regular basis…
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And I can’t stand when folks assume because you are (Only because you are Pretty) that you are a bish, mean, golddigger, etc.

Like, why even approach somebody if you think this way of them I cut them up (classy of course) using a few words that they’ll have to think about… Then tell them that “we have nothing in common, you can’t even hold a conversation with me”

That really burns me up
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo she got curves n a purrty face.. U liked the long hair huh?
OutsidetheBox

Tisha Campbell?

Even when I was 9 I knew she was only in HP cause she was yella. #sorry. But Kid was ugly tooo. So it is what it ill.
yallcrazy

Oh no cousin

Is there a window near?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Now my #1 bad bish is Janet…I’ve loved her since she was Penny.

I think Rosario Dawson and Angelina when she first became famous are gorgeous. But I also like Whoopi’s face. It’s rare that I will find a person completely, irredeemably ugly. Except Flava Flav. I can’t find anything physically attractive about that Mr. Hanky looking nigra.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Not tryna start a color war, but I HATE with a passion when someone says “you’re very pretty for a dark girl” I didn’t know pretty only came in lighter shades
OutsidetheBox

Yall imma kick your ass.

Its “Sharane”.

Imma have to watch that with my teen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@I Go

Fe

Man… Im telling you
Ive sat there and talk to women that were fking beautiful and they would say some shiat and Ill sit there like “What muthafker done let this shait go on” Ive walked out on my fair share of “pretty” women.
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This just happened to my co-worker recently. And she’s pretty but nothing out of the ordinary or to write home about. Some guy was chasing her for weeks, like showing up where she was all the time, walking her home, etc. She straight told his azz one day that she KNEW that he was going to show up at the bar one night to be there waiting on her. His azz not only didn’t show up, but stopped calling her. I told her that she fcked up the game by being so sure and presumptive of his liking her and took that chit too far…a pretty, yet humble woman, is very hard to find…
yallcrazy

Jmo, them lashes ain’t my fault yo

Where are these folk’s friends?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin…. but, it faces another seat of windows.
Chocolate Thunder

Tisha Campbell like the head model for the lemon head boxes
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Whoopi’s face?? Even without eyebrows??
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I’m out
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@DIMPZ

Me too! That’s why I wish I could like Chris Brown more than I do. But I can’t.
OutsidetheBox

Liked Penny.

When I look a JJ now all i see is her nose. And I think thats what she was trying to get away from (her an dthe rest of the fam). #sad

I think Angelina is beautiful, especially when she has weight in her face.
yallcrazy

Fi and Igo, unless you have the charisma (and more to offer) to back it up, some stuff comes off as “stuck up”, like your co-worker, no me
Chocolate Thunder

@Hershey

I always get that especially when I was in high school. Chit irked me to my core. I usually came back with some ole rude chit to say back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@OTB

Whooo chile…I ALWAYS thought that Gina was unattractive…she’s got a head shaped like rock her mouth is bigger than her face and her body is built VERY strangely…she is definitely one of those yella tokens…

@YSo saying Flav looks like the Chrismas poo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—Saw some pretty in Whoopi in her younger days.

@ Hershey…..I hate to see that too. This chick was on facebook posting that her mama always told her, she was lying but, what kinda shyt is that to tell yo own kid?!
yallcrazy

(serious face)Cousin, smh It’s just not right yo

cues Keith Sweat’s Something Just Ain’t Right
OutsidetheBox

“you’re very pretty for a dark girl” I didn’t know pretty only came in lighter shades

Quit playing. You know there was only one type of beauty “showcased” for years.

I come from a bunch of feminazis so ive been exposed since before time, but I have plenty of friends who only saw Black (beauty) when they saw Kenya Moore or Iman.
gypsyeyes

No volunteering for the second school. But is we on the wannabe and jiggaboo again?
I Go There

SOmebody else thats nice is Rachel True…. And Elisha Cuthbert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ YSO and OTB…..Angelina was gawjus and sessy before she started having kids and getting skeletonal. Mr and Mrs Smith and Gia AJ was breathtaking, imo.
yallcrazy

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Not tryna start a color war, but I HATE with a passion when someone says “you’re very pretty for a dark girl” I didn’t know pretty only came in lighter shades

—————– <—- separation line for those that are about to get it cracking in here
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@JMO

Yes. Even without the eyebrows. I think it works for her.

And I like her period so maybe I’m just letting it slide cause of that. Me know know.

@SIS

About Angelina…Exactly.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

a pretty, yet humble woman, is very hard to find…
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Not really a lot of my sisters are pretty including myself a lot of my cousins are pretty we have pretty women in our family and we are strong independent confident and humble – All of us have been thru some trauma in our lives to humble us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@OTB

Kenya Moore!

I’ve had a girl crush on that bish since I was YOUNG…she is SO fcking beautiful!
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Igo she got curves n a purrty face.. U liked the long hair huh?
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I sure do….
yallcrazy

Did anybody see Angie’s arms at the Oscar’s last night?! :yikes:
OutsidetheBox

Can I just say Viola Davis without the wigs?

I felt like I was looking at a new woman. Since i saw her in that spread without the additional hair I was like ohhhh, much better Viola!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—-Doesn't really watch award shows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ YSO and OTB…..Angelina was gawjus and sessy before she started having kids and getting skeletonal. Mr and Mrs Smith and Gia AJ was breathtaking, imo.

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heyyyyy Dimpz! :hugs:
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Thunder it’s a shame it’s 2012, and I still get it. Here’s the absolute WORST… A lighter complexion girlfriend of mine said to me after we’d been friends for about six months. “you’re the ONLY dark girl I’ve ever gotten along with, most dark girls try to fight me and fukk my face up” I said, really here I was thinking it was because you’re a real bytch and stuck up…hrm girl well I’ll be.
Chocolate Thunder
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FEFE

He does though! HIDEY HO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Hey Dollface!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

I feel the same way about my fam and friends…I was speaking on a grand scale in the superficial world we live in…

@Smurfette

My mom and I were talking about her arms for like 30 minutes…it’s so sad that she’s such a beauty and is walking around looking like that…and what was up with her sticking her leg through the slit?
OutsidetheBox

Yes, Bruh.

And Yaya. I like Yaya.
yallcrazy

Cousin, I saw her pic on somewhere, I didn’t watch it either.
still :yikes:
gypsyeyes

I’m cute for a peanut butter toned girl!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

No, no, no … I don’t believe it. Are women really going around beating each other azzes because one is lighter than the other??
I Go There

And I can’t stand when folks assume because you are (Only because you are Pretty) that you are a bish, mean, golddigger, etc.

Like, why even approach somebody if you think this way of them I cut them up (classy of course) using a few words that they’ll have to think about… Then tell them that “we have nothing in common, you can’t even hold a conversation with me”

That really burns me up
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Im always one to give the benefit of the doubt… Just because you look good dont mean you some evil person waiting to pounce. If you looking at me and im looking at you and you give me the sign to come talk to you then im good…
gypsyeyes

Hey OTBizzle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

AJ still anorexic? I thought she had gained a lil weight back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

I Hershey! You keep me and
OutsidetheBox

And they talking about she struggling to conceive?

A fetus/mass of cells aint got chit to hold on to in tha tslim ass bod.
yallcrazy

Fi, I only saw a still shot. The leg looked sexy, but that arm!!! :wowsers: So then, I thought about that leg, and came to the conclusion that that mofo probably looks like a twig too. #notthebusiness
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Y’all don’t be stirring the pot, shyt it was oogly in here Friday

@ Dimpz my mother is guilty of that, my sister is “yellow” I’m not so when she would have fights my mother would tell her it’s because that lil nappy headed girl is jealous of you. My sister is still leery of darker women…I tell you the things you learn in your childhood sometimes follow you to the grave
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I’ve noticed that some folks need to say that pretty women are btches cause they need to have something wrong with them so they can feel superior.

Just like some pretty bishes need to think that everyone wants them or wants to be them. Hungry egos are a terrible thing from either side.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

1. I also would fukk Columbus Short.

2. I thought I was the only chick who had a mini-crush on “Sharane” from house party with the finga waves on one side and the fan on the other. I thought she was gorgeous.

3. Zoe Saldana/Rosario could get it.

4. Angelina was one sexy bish back during her Tomb Raider 1/Billy Bob Thornton’s wife days.

5. I’m also attracted to folks who aren’t conventionally pretty.

6. Left-Eye was the prettiest one in that group.

7. I would like to girl fukk the following:

*Nia Long
*Roslyn Sanchez
*Sofia Vergara
*Mowry Twins

7. Pretty & humble is a rare combo.

8. Erykah Badu has always been fine, but she look like she got that “voodoo puzzy” that casts spells on you and have you checked into a mental facility right after you nut.
I Go There

yallcrazy says:

Fi and Igo, unless you have the charisma (and more to offer) to back it up, some stuff comes off as “stuck up”, like your co-worker, no me
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Charisma huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Hershey

@ Dimpz my mother is guilty of that, my sister is “yellow” I’m not so when she would have fights my mother would tell her it’s because that lil nappy headed girl is jealous of you. My sister is still leery of darker women…I tell you the things you learn in your childhood sometimes follow you to the grave

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ok this really makes me sad….wow…
yallcrazy

Hershey, I was up in here yo! #notstirringnopot #andthataintmyfaulteither
yallcrazy

Hershey, that’s why I put this here line up —> ———-
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

SASSY!! :hugs:

Pretty much everything you typed except regarding the Mowry twins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

*goes to read the drama that unfolded Friday*

g’nite everyone!
yallcrazy

Igo, that’s my middle name

*sneaks out before somebody asks if I sent what I said I was gone send*
:tiptoesout:
gypsyeyes

I can’t copy and paste what sassysnatch said because I’m
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

yallcrazy says:

Igo, that’s my middle name

*sneaks out before somebody asks if I sent what I said I was gone send*
:tiptoesout:
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You mean Sassy’s popcorn?
Chocolate Thunder

@Hershey

@ Dimpz my mother is guilty of that, my sister is “yellow” I’m not so when she would have fights my mother would tell her it’s because that lil nappy headed girl is jealous of you. My sister is still leery of darker women…I tell you the things you learn in your childhood sometimes follow you to the grave
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We have to be so careful of the seeds we plant in our kids even though half of the time its not intentional.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Yso,
gypsyeyes

Hershey do you want one of those church hugs with my butt poking out or the kind that our girl uglies touch? What I just read makes me sad!
I Go There

I got a confession… Im not a big fan of Nia Long.
Something about her I dont like
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ CD, yes indeed. My daughter is 20, got a body that makes old men wish for younger days, and young women stay in the gym. I have NEVER told her this girl dislikes you because youre yellow, with long hair, and a big butt. Smetimes people just don’t like you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

Hershey

@ Dimpz my mother is guilty of that, my sister is “yellow” I’m not so when she would have fights my mother would tell her it’s because that lil nappy headed girl is jealous of you. My sister is still leery of darker women…I tell you the things you learn in your childhood sometimes follow you to the grave

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@Hershey
I’ve had similar experiences, though never from my mother. I had a friend say I was jealous of her because she was light skinned with Long hair. My great-grandmother also treats my daughters differently. My oldest daughter was high yellow and she fussed all over her, but the baby girl is brown skinned and she barely acknowledges her
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@JMO

Actually- some girls are like that for dumb reasons. I’ve been jumped one time for no reason in 6th grade out of nowhere but chicks who were supposed to be “cool” with me and when asked the reason by the guidance counselor, the one I was coolest with literally said: “Cause she thinks she cute cause she’s got long hair.”

I’ll never forget that sh*t. I’d never heard of such until that one school. SMH.

Truth told: she liked this boy I had just broke up with and told him she would fight me in hopes he would get at her after that.

Dumb bish was out a friend, a boyfriend, and had a bloody mouth. Jackazz.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Gypsy
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

Kelenna from Dirty Money, I think she is gorgeous, her draw dropping jaw-line is perfect and her full lips not to mention her body is on point! but……. nobody come close to this beautiful woman in the world well except Brandy I but the most beautiful woman in the world is JLO bad bish certified!
SuthernBelle4

so when ppl say unconventional pretty, what does that mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Hey Sass!

@ Hershey……ION like the “sound” of that at ALL!
SuthernBelle4

@Hershey I remember this bish whose face was caked up with makeup everyday had the audacity to tell me the only reason ppl consider me pretty is because I have “good hair”. Now granted I know I am not light skindeded with keen features, but I am a cute brown girl if I say so myself.
yallcrazy

*kung fu’s Jmo*

Shhhh, don’t say it again. I’m sending it today along with the boothangs I just got busy but it’s soooo good it’s not gonna taste 3 days old #iampositiveofthat

*pounces Jmo again*

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@H
OutsidetheBox

JMO, that does happen. Maybe it happens more in certain parts of the country…

For instance I knew EXACTLY what Roc was alluding too last week and that other guhl thru it into the fan.
I Go There

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

@JMO

Actually- some girls are like that for dumb reasons. I’ve been jumped one time for no reason in 6th grade out of nowhere but chicks who were supposed to be “cool” with me and when asked the reason by the guidance counselor, the one I was coolest with literally said: “Cause she thinks she cute cause she’s got long hair.”

I’ll never forget that sh*t. I’d never heard of such until that one school. SMH.

Truth told: she liked this boy I had just broke up with and told him she would fight me in hopes he would get at her after that.

Dumb bish was out a friend, a boyfriend, and had a bloody mouth. Jackazz.
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I had a dude tell my homeboy on the bus… that he didnt like me Cause… You ready for this “Cause he acts too cool” …. Man I must have clowned that dude till he graduated.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Yall
*gasp* Where’s my pocorn, woman?!

@H-Town/Hershey
That makes me really sad to hear. I must be PMSing or something cause your stories make me wanna cry. Do ya’ll ever say something to ya’ll moms/grandmas about that? How…hurtful?

I’ve caught my mother saying some “colorist” type stuff too, but I usually check her to let her know how she sounds.
OutsidetheBox

Gypssssyyyyyyy! You got peanut butter tone down pack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

What happened Friday? I was had to go to my daughter’s school about that “girlfight” incident.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I feel the same way about my fam and friends…I was speaking on a grand scale in the superficial world we live in…
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Gotcha

:hugs: @Hershey I know how it feels to alienated amongst family
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MIZZDALLAS

I’ve always thought Brandy was beautiful but I no likey JLo. But that’s my bias again cause I think her attitude makes her unattractive to me.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Sassy … damn shame <— smh I see that happening as a kid because of the unfortunate environment those girls were raised in BUT as an adult though?

I just cant see another grown azz woman windmilling another grown azz woman because she's light skinned but then again, as I type this, I realize people fight over petty chit anyway
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Htown :hugs: cause you and I are here! ><

I will never forget this. My grandmother on my mother's side RIP. We were in the mall shopping I was probably around 16, and she was chatting it up with a lady from church. She goes into her wallet and pulls out pictures of "her grandchildren". My cousins who are biracial. Me being the smart ass that I've always been. Walked up to the other lady and said hi, I'm Maria's other daughter's daughter, I'm not her granddaughter though, she only has two, but I have about 30 cousins, and walked off.she nicknamed me Coal, Pepper, and Noir because I'm the darkest one in my family. Girl don't get me started
I Go There

Any of Jokers play Words with Friends… If I have to play my bro again Im gonna lose it.
I Go There

@YSO

Brandy is pretty to me.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@OTB
What happened with Roc (what post?)

And it does happen a lot in some places. I had another chick in 10th grade wanna fight me because I “thought I was cute.” Nevermind that I was barely in school, didn’t really talk to anybody there, and had never said a word to her. But the boys in the class used to be on me and when one tried to touch my azz and I barked on him….from there “I thought I was cute and she couldn’t stand me.” Whatever, bish. Was just mad she looked like a honey badger in the face and a rhino in the body.

Unconventionally beautiful: Angela Bassett/Kaleena from Dirty Money/Towanada Braxton
OutsidetheBox

Sofia Vergara

Yeah, hate to see the validation on them stories, But my gma has told me it all, and suffered from her own paper bag syndrome problesm.
SuthernBelle4

I know we don’t like talking about the color(tocracy) in our community, but a lot of these ideas continue to get perpetuated and hurt our little ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—Doesn't care for Hershey's family very much. No offense.

@ IGo…I do! I'm not the best at it though. :rofl; Cause my lil bro knows better than to even TRY to play a wordgame. I'm HIS dictionary.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

JMO, that does happen. Maybe it happens more in certain parts of the country…

For instance I knew EXACTLY what Roc was alluding too last week and that other guhl thru it into the fan.
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gotcha!! I didnt get where roc was coming from but I realized we all grew up differently. My sis is high high yella but when she got into fights, it was because of her damn mouth
gypsyeyes

When I was in HS I had a friend that said she didn’t want to go out with me and my cousin because no guys would look at her. I cried at the MARTA station because I thought that she was beautiful. Skin the color of cocoa with a mole on her face, big tiddays(I had none) dimples in both cheeks and a head full of jet black hair. We went back to my place and I did her hair to show her what I saw when I saw her. After that she was always in the mirror. Couldn’t get the bish to hang with me. When she got to Spelman she finally realized what I was telling her cause dudes stayed in her face.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Sassy I let it go, I’ve always surrounded myself with strong women who loved me through that crap. Constantly reassuring me that my black is beautiful. Plus my grandmother never saw anything wrong with her behavior, so you can’t fix that which you don’t acknowledge. For YEARS I wouldn’t wear bright colors my grandmother told me I’m too dark for that so I was always in black, khaki, grey, creams, greens. Chile boo! One of my best friends is very dark and beautiful, she broke me out of that “mourning” look.
SuthernBelle4

@Sassy thanks for the examples, personally I thought Angela Bassett was gorgeous
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I Go There says:

Any of Jokers play Words with Friends… If I have to play my bro again Im gonna lose it.
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Me me me!!!!! #addicted … jus a lil
OutsidetheBox

Gosh I forget what post…a last friday post @Sass.

Roc is 40, maybe older, and she was speaking on growing up experiences saying that she got into some digs cause of complexion, hair, etc.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

What happened Friday? I was had to go to my daughter’s school about that “girlfight” incident.
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So what was the outcome
SuthernBelle4

@Hershey I am so sorry to hear that because she are by far a naturally beautiful woman, damn.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Igo
Brandy’s always been pretty to me.

@Hershey
OMG! How…rude?! I wanna cry! Did she apologize to you later?! Did you tell your mom?! I mean, WTF?! Did that effect you later?

I can’t imagine! I loved my gma but if she had EVER made me feel alienated or less than….. I think I’da lost it on her. I mean…how…bastardly (no offense to your grandmom.)
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Dimpz me either
SuthernBelle4

damn ya’ll bout to make me cry with these stories, this ain’t right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Choco…..It was just an aftermath/resolution type thing. They talked it out and settled their differences. Then them lil heffas texted each other all damned weekend. I was glad it kinda worked itself out.
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

<—Doesn't care for Hershey's family very much. No offense.

@ IGo…I do! I'm not the best at it though. :rofl; Cause my lil bro knows better than to even TRY to play a wordgame. I'm HIS dictionary.
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Yeah I need to find some new folks to play cause this joker is fking up the rotation.
yallcrazy

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

@Yall
*gasp* Where’s my pocorn, woman?!

Well, it’s getting on a plane tonight, but right now it’s sitting next to me

(teasing voice) BUT, just wait till you taste it
Chocolate Thunder

Goodnight my fellow Chocolate and Vanillas if nobody else tells you this today all you broads are simply gorgeous
gypsyeyes

My great grandmother was always in my mom/brother face cause they were lighter. My mom is very fair skinned with hazel eyes and my brother is lighter. When I was lil she never called me by name just cola and in the summer I was cherry cola cause my hair turned red.

People are a trip, my lips were big and all my cousins and brother used to dog me out. My cousin told me that when I get older the boys will tell me something different.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

Yall
I’m ordering the book you suggested for me and my lil bro to read.

@Sassy
To be honest I never sweat it. I’ve never been big on looks. I’m brown-skinned with a ton of hair, bow-legs, pretty smile, intelligent, and a good personality. Who mad Not me? LOL I’ve made sure to make both my daughters feel equally beautiful and understand looks are fleeting, but a beautiful person inside can be forever. I teach them they are to never make someone feel less than due to things they can’t/won’t change.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Hershey
I don’t like your gma. Bless her heart (if she’s still living.) She needed to be broke out of that. That’s hurtful and she shoulda known better.

Judging from your pic, I think you’re very pretty (and I don’t comment on anyone’s pics on here I find….unappealing.) Your grammy mighta just been jealous.

@Gypsy
You’re a great friend! Lots of more women need friends like that who will help them see the beauty in themselves instead of tearing them down.

@Suthern
You’re welcome. Angie Bassett is BADDDD!
SuthernBelle4

ya’ll can I put Chrissy on the pretty list, I know the mole gets people but I think she has a pretty face?
I Go There

Alright yall

Im out for the day…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@SUTHERN

When I say unconventional pretty/handsome I mean not what society would label as a universally appealing. Like Halle and Denzel would be considered beautiful/handsome by just about anyone you asked. And they are.

But I also would say that I find something about say Whoopi or Mos Def attractive as well when a lot of people probably wouldn’t. If that makes any sense.
OutsidetheBox

My grandmother is deep in the throes of oldtimers now and ALL her baby dolls, etc, things that remind her of her childhood are white!

She has green blue eyes, that are increasingly bluish purple because of the cataracts but she stills sees herself a certain way. She is still mad years later that she was forced to marry my granddad cause he was dark. When he died, she spent her years with a white man until he died.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@EGO
That nice of you to say Brandy is pretty to you I haven’t heard many men say that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ IGO…..KitaShanell

I feel bad for yall. Neither of my Gmas was ever mean to me. The one I have left still calls me Pretty Girl whenever I call her, daily. Yeah i’m in my mid 30s and it makes me feel like a kid but, it’s a real pick me up on those ruff days. I’m just mad yallk don’t have that.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I think Chrissy is pretty but her attitude makes that bish FUGLY
yallcrazy

Hershey

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Every fight I’ve had was for how I looked.

BUT ION look like I’ll fight, (guess I look scary) but whooooaaaa nelly

Plus I don’t look like I was a tomboy growing up whhhoooo nelly x2
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Sassy my mother was standing right there. My family is originally from NOLA and that LSLH shyt rules the roost. When my sister who’s LSLH cut her hair, you’d think someone dies the way they fell out. She cut of her crown and glory…my grandmother never apologized and unfortunately when she passed last year we didn’t have relationship so I didn’t cry. I didn’t know her. Now my daddy’s mom, is my she’s 96 and still loves her some me. That side of the family has ALWAYS doted on me, not so much with my moms side. We’re cool, but not like my dad’s people, we talk throughout the week
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I Go There says:

MzDimplez1123 says:

<—Doesn't care for Hershey's family very much. No offense.

@ IGo…I do! I'm not the best at it though. :rofl; Cause my lil bro knows better than to even TRY to play a wordgame. I'm HIS dictionary.
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Yeah I need to find some new folks to play cause this joker is fking up the rotation.
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Whats your user name on the game?? Or just email it to me
OutsidetheBox

I think Chrissy is gorg. Love that molar!
OutsidetheBox

At everyone leaving for the night.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@CD
Night, love!!

@Gypsy
I don’t think I like your great-grammy either. These folks are MEAN!!!

@HTown
I’m glad it didnt bother you and you’re teaching them girls that they are beautiful no matter who’s opinions say otherwise. I hate to see/hear grown azz folks tearing down younger kids/teens about their looks because of their own insecurities.

Grinds my muhfukking gears! Giving folks complexes cause they’re still house-slaves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ OTB…If I may ask, why was she forced to marry Pappy?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

It was just an aftermath/resolution type thing. They talked it out and settled their differences. Then them lil heffas texted each other all damned weekend. I was glad it kinda worked itself out.
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Now that’s funny same thing happened to me when I was 13 and then me and the girls became friends
SuthernBelle4

@Yso I think Mos Def is gorgeous, I will drop my draws and not miss a beat.
@OTB dang that’s wild. I think what’s weird is when I was growing up in the south color wasn’t a real issue, but when I move to Indiana I was always self-conscious of my looks. I mean as an adult woman I thought I would be fine, but something about living in that place broke my spirit.
MzTisch

gypsyeyes says:

My great grandmother was always in my mom/brother face cause they were lighter. My mom is very fair skinned with hazel eyes and my brother is lighter. When I was lil she never called me by name just cola and in the summer I was cherry cola cause my hair turned red.

People are a trip, my lips were big and all my cousins and brother used to dog me out. My cousin told me that when I get older the boys will tell me something different.
^^^^^^^

People used to try to roast me too about my lips. Now, I keep them bishes POPPING. Heauxs paying to get they chitz like mine.
gypsyeyes

Thanks Sassy and HTown I love your face and your body don’t look like you had them there babies.
Sometimes us as women need to tell each other that you are beautiful and if I sound cheesy, I think that you are all beautiful. Even if our po’ azz grandmammys/mammys made some bad calls with what they said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@Hershey/Sassy
Just last week my neighbor met my brother. She said oh he’s better looking than you, and he has light eyes too. She was alluding to the fact that he is yella with light brown eyes. Let’s see her ask his good looking self for a ride to the bus station she has no car and he just got out of jail and has nothing…
yallcrazy

OutsidetheBox says:

Gosh I forget what post…a last friday post @Sass.

Roc is 40, maybe older, and she was speaking on growing up experiences saying that she got into some digs cause of complexion, hair, etc.
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Yeah, I think by Kah being the age she is, it just flew over her head IMO. It was really a fight over Nothing…
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

I think Chrissy is hot too! I actually think the mole gives her face character and I think she would look not-so-pretty without it.

@Hershey
Well, pardon my French, fukk her then. Meanie!

@OTB
Your peepa’s is mean too! Lawd! Just asking…were most of your people’s who are like this raised in the South?
SuthernBelle4

I will say this most of the women I have seen on SR on a regular basis are pretty fly. @gypsy I agree with you, if only we could change some of the perceptions in the rest of our community
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I think Chrissy is pretty but her attitude makes that bish FUGLY
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gypsyeyes

I know that’s right Miztisch my lips get plenty of play. ask that guy from freaknic ’96 that got out of his car on the highway to kiss them.
SuthernBelle4

@ H-Townmama are you serious, I would have slapped the shat out of that wench.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Yall
What post was this in? *Totally ignoring your tease about the popcorn*

@HTown
Whya in’t you hit that bish in the face? I’ll hit her for you! Rude muhfukka!

Lawd- where do ya’ll find these people?!
SuthernBelle4

Yay, I can put Chrissy on the purty list. @Choco I hate the way Chrissy acts sometimes and not making excuses for her behavior but I could only imagine the life she has lived to make her be this way.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Htown your neighbor is tacky as heyull and needs to enroll in Margo’s etiquette class riat fukkin now, bytch too old to not have a car.

@ Sassy
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Hershey
Well, pardon my French, fukk her then. Meanie!
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You know better than speaking ill of the elderly like that don’t stoop to someone’s else level
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MzT … I do remember a girl getting teased in high school a helluva lot because of her lips smh … she had a bad attitude so when people would tease her, I’d be like “.. eh meh”
yallcrazy

Let me see @ Sassy. BRB
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Well…..to all my chocolate toned sisters…..next time one of your older kin says something about you being dark….mention how that pale azz Vitamin D deficient tone got them looking 90 when they’re only 65 with them wrinkles, age spots and thangs.

Nah. Mean-azzes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Why won’t nobody tell me what happened Friday?!
MzTisch

gypsyeyes says:

I know that’s right Miztisch my lips get plenty of play. ask that guy from freaknic ’96 that got out of his car on the highway to kiss them
^^^^^^^^

I used to be so shamed……sucking them in. Not really talking. They stay on BEAM………I don’t really care for lip stick because my lips have this pank hue to them already so it turns the color, but I will wear the chit outta some gloss. ON BEAM!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Choco I hate the way Chrissy acts sometimes and not making excuses for her behavior but I could only imagine the life she has lived to make her be this way.
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Honestly I don’t know but I don’t think her life was that bad she mostly dated ballers that bish is ignant just becuz – she has a Aunt that she says she looks up to -her Aunt appeared to be well poised woman unlike Chrissy tacky city azz
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Black don’t crack!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

is up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

on beam …
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Choco
Nobody is off limits. I done seen/heard some elderly women sistren of the damn CHURCH who will cuss you up and down a street, LOUDLY, all the while talking about your mama/daddy/kids/siblings/dog/and the roaches in your kitchen.

Some of the elderly NOW are just plain trifling. All day long. It’s like Mister’s father (Color Purpa) on steroids!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—–Doesn't have a car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@Gypsy
thanks babe! i really appreciate that! you know I’ve seen you and I think you are very pretty too. I guess they are the ones who lose out?

@hershey
My great grandmother who i was close with died in 2003 and she more than made me feel pretty and loved. She was lighter with blue eyes and wavy hair, but doted on me like I was her child

@Southern and Sassy
Like I said she has no car…my brother can’t do a darn thing for her…plus she’s old enough to be my mother and has much less than me. I would say life has pimp slapped her enough as is.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Aight folks. Rollin out! Catch ya’ll in about 2 hrs at the crib.
MzTisch

JMO says:

MzT … I do remember a girl getting teased in high school a helluva lot because of her lips smh … she had a bad attitude so when people would tease her, I’d be like “.. eh meh”
^^^^^^
It was in grade school for me. High school, the boys appreciated them for different things. Even tho….I wasn’t even on that. Lol
yallcrazy

Sassy, it’s in the

Chris Brown’s victim: “He snatched my phone!”

Read it tonight, don’t leave

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Cousin, you know I’ll take you past any necessary drive-by’s
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

<—–Doesn't have a car.
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Choco
Nobody is off limits. I done seen/heard some elderly women sistren of the damn CHURCH who will cuss you up and down a street, LOUDLY, all the while talking about your mama/daddy/kids/siblings/dog/and the roaches in your kitchen.

Some of the elderly NOW are just plain trifling. All day long. It’s like Mister’s father (Color Purpa) on steroids!
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So becuz they are ignorant you follow suit? All Im saying is be better and pitty those that can’t :hugs:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@MzT … Uh huh
SuthernBelle4

@Htown- fist pump
@Choco you right, but still.
One more thing ya’ll, I hate when girls think they are cute simply based off of their complexion. I know ppl gas up their heads, but its so frustrating especially when they look like they been chewing on rocks.
yallcrazy

Why won’t nobody tell me what happened Friday?!
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(Darth Vader voice) The answer is in 496.
gypsyeyes

I was at the mall and had on my OH Baby. I went into Torrid and the sales lady (YT) said Damn your lips look good. She so caught me off guard!
yallcrazy

Jmo
MzTisch

JMO says:

on beam …
^^^^^^^^^

Lol……..I’m serious tho.

ON BEAM! You see them bishes in the dayum dark.
SuthernBelle4

Black do crack sometimes, ask Jasmine Guy #helpful
gypsyeyes

MzDimpz-that is ok. Someone gave me mine and Imma ride that bytch till the wheels fall off!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Y’all go in the Chris Brown post and start readin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@Southern <—-really fist bump

:hahaha:@Yall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ JMO…..I Don’t even have my license Lisa! <—Anthony Michael Hall Weird Science voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

*goes to read thread*
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Dimpz … I actually think people without cars are more independent! My mother doesnt have a car or a license and she gets more done than me.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Suthrn not light black, dark black. A lot of older dark skinned women still have flawless beautiful skin, older lighter women tend get that Judge Judy mouth syndrome
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

…..I Don’t even have my license Lisa! <—Anthony Michael Hall Weird Science voice.
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Me and my friends fav's we be quoting chit outta that movie all the time and he was like I don't think anyone would get it!
gypsyeyes

I can quote Weird Science and Breakfast Club like no ones bizness!
SuthernBelle4

true about that @Hershey
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MzTisch says:

JMO says:

on beam …
^^^^^^^^^

Lol……..I’m serious tho.

ON BEAM! You see them bishes in the dayum dark.
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You so silly
yallcrazy

gypsyeyes says:

I can quote Weird Science and Breakfast Club like no ones bizness!

Breakfast Club

Remember the song?!!?

:bandan: Don’tchew forget about me, don’t don’t don’t don’t Don’tchew forget about me

Hey hey hey hey
yallcrazy

My bad

#iusedtoloveemilioestevez
OutsidetheBox

Sorry, nosey coworker.

Money @Kita! He was from a well to do family!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Don’tchew forget about me, don’t don’t don’t don’t Don’tchew forget about me

Hey hey hey hey
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Dont chu walk on byeeeeee
yallcrazy

<— the guitar playing that "riff" from Don'tchew……
gypsyeyes

when you call my name!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

<—Has never seen Breakfast Club
yallcrazy

H *still bopping & humming the “Don’tchew” song*

IF and when I see this for $5, Imma get you one yo!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

H-Townmama says:

<—Has never seen Breakfast Club
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Cosign but they would expect that comment from me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@Yall
I’m going to check netflix…hangs head in shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

COUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know the popcorn spot has a $4.00 bag?
Daisy

Jill and E Badu are GORG/pretty to me!

I still have baby hair and nobody thought my hair would ever loc. I do NOT brush my baby hair down to make it more noticeable but just last wk my stylist was saying she can’t believe I still have baby hair and how curly it is

Rihanna is pretty w/ and w/o make up. She has pics were she looks cute w/o make up and those where she has looked a mess but that goes for everybody.

Rita looks cuter w/curls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

H-Town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@JMO
I know. That’s why I was ashamed. In my defense I was only 2 when it came out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

Dimpz
How is the new spot at work? Sorry if you answered already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ HTown….I been :crying1: all day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

I would offer you a drink but I know better. How about a instead?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Yall ain’t NEVA gone let me live that down huh?
yallcrazy

Nope Drunkard!

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2 yrs old H? IONO if you’ll enjoy it then. #curioustoseeifyoudothough
anw_rootbeer

HOLLIN @NaijaGal [name withheld] LMAO
breniqua
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