Whitney Houston Shines On the Set of ‘Sparkle’
Pop icon Whitney Houston passed away on Feb. 11, but her legacy lives on in her classic recordings and movie roles. Whitney’s latest movie — a remake of ‘Sparkle‘ — is set to hit theaters in August 2012. But her fans can get a taste of her former Glory in this video clip from ET.
Starring as “Effie” in the film, Sparkle, Whitney performs a rousing rendition of the gospel classic “His Eye Is On The Sparrow”. Whitney makes liars out of those who said the drugs and alcohol robbed her of her beautiful voice.
Watch the video after the break!
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DEFINITELY WILL SEE….ME AND WHIT A BDAY BUDS!!!
Can’t wait til it comes out
STUNNING!!!!
OPPS ARE
Have been waiting for this to come out can not wait to see it.
:tears:
They used that Sparkle wig in the end didn’t they? :tears:
Cant wait to see it
Wonder what the naysayers have to say now…her voice was just simply beautiful
Really miss this beautiful sista!
Happy Friday SR
Ms. Fashion if you don’t slow you fangas down chile!
Opps-oops wth? 
I can read thru it though your point was
KayCeiSoul says:
They used that Sparkle wig in the end didn’t they?
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Yes they did.
Was hoping for a come back
That’s ‘Ms. Houston’ to you Jordan…she’s not your age mate #RespectYourElders…as much as I adored Whitney her voice was not the same on that last CD but maybe it was coming back…RIP
Oh my goodness she looked so beautiful!! I cannot wait to see this movie.
I LOVED the way Whitney talked fastv- and she was so bright. I listened to that interview she had on the phone with Wendy Williams, and she was on Wendy’s azz! LOL!
I wish Whitney could be the new judge on X-Factor
I can’t wait to see this movie
the old sparkle was a “classic” when they were sing “Giving Him Something He Can Feel” I was like En Vougue who 
@ Sandra – sometimes I hate being so observant.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Ms. Fashion if you don’t slow you fangas down chile! Opps-oops wth? I can read thru it though your point was
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Darn co-worker asking me questions about my work while typing. Do your own work bish!!! Don’t worry about me!!!
Kaycei
Hey Choco *hi*
This movie is gonna be another Whitney Houston classic!
Im so sad for Whitney, her mom and her daughter 
Same hair
Damn I wish I could hear this. Does it sound like the old Whitney? She looks gorgeous!!!
Hey my GG!
Hmmmmm same hair almost same color dress seems fishy
X was the man back in the day….Can’t believe he turned into a crackhead.
Radio stations – I am sick of hearing Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Rhiana, Beyonce and Rick Ross on every other song….It is ridiculous and sickening. Are you telling me there are no other singers or rappers out there….Every other song is one of these fools all day long….forces me to listen to WAOK all damn day long.
Hey Nola
You new or a lurker
I’m a fan of the original and I was so looking forward to Whitney making her comeback to the big screen. RIP Whitney!
@choco I’m new!
Didnt know they were playing Sabotage on the radio
Does anyone buy their hair (human, virgin, indian, brazilian, etc.) online? If so, where do you get it from?
Hey girl…it may be just me who feels this way but I actually liked En Vogue’s version better than the original Sparkle…I thought En Vogue put so much more flavor into the song!
Whitney is such a beautiful lady. Damn.
NOLA, I can see gravis now, is that you?
Sometimes it’s like that. Your life comes full circle and then you are ready to go. At least she was in a good place when everything happened.
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kahmmillion says:
Saw the video of DMX today……I love the way he keeps it really….the other fakes running around out here can never say how the really feel about a person. Everything is about money these days, it’s not about talent.
X was the man back in the day….Can’t believe he turned into a crackhead.
Radio stations – I am sick of hearing Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Rhiana, Beyonce and Rick Ross on every other song….It is ridiculous and sickening. Are you telling me there are no other singers or rappers out there….Every other song is one of these fools all day long….forces me to listen to WAOK all damn day long.
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Whaaa I miss the 90′s DMX was that nicca and still is imo
I’m politicking with this trick and wondering if I’ma creep her
Little hoodrat bitch from 25th named Tenika
Coming through, like I do, you know
Getting my bark on
Knew she was a thug because when I met her she had a scarf on
5411, size 7 in girls
En Vogue held their own w/Giving him something he can feel I may like their version better than the girls in Sparkle
Whitney looks so pretty in that pic she was a fiesty Leo like myself and I loved her for it
I can’t wait to see the movie. I still jam to Jordin Sparks No Air and Battlefield
@Nola
hmmmm well here are our introductory questions:
Single/Taken
and Welcome! 
Kids
State
Age if you like we will get around to it later anyway
Sexual Preference
Don’t mind my straightforwardness it’s a bit of the norm for the board
@ FeFe says:
@GAGIRL
Hey girl…it may be just me who feels this way but I actually liked En Vogue’s version better than the original Sparkle…I thought En Vogue put so much more flavor into the song!
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En Vogue, SWV, Total, etc., those chicks were the real deal back in the day….unlike the auto tune singers these days, who can barely hold a note. I really miss that…but, these youngens don’t know anything about real singing, they are all in love with the water down mess they are playing now.
kahmmillion says:
Saw the video of DMX today……I love the way he keeps it really….the other fakes running around out here can never say how the really feel about a person. Everything is about money these days, it’s not about talent.
X was the man back in the day….Can’t believe he turned into a crackhead.
Radio stations – I am sick of hearing Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Rhiana, Beyonce and Rick Ross on every other song….It is ridiculous and sickening. Are you telling me there are no other singers or rappers out there….Every other song is one of these fools all day long….forces me to listen to WAOK all damn day long.
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I used to
DMX back then too. I saw the video of the interview and while I laughed my butt off listening to him, he didn’t not look like the X from back then at all. 
He looked like a crackhead.
I loved how he kept it 100 though and went in on Drake.
Also, I just recently found out that Mara Akil worked on the script for this movie. Fitting since her husband is the director, but I just hope it’s good.
Radio stations – I am sick of hearing Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Rhiana, Beyonce and Rick Ross on every other song….It is ridiculous and sickening. Are you telling me there are no other singers or rappers out there….Every other song is one of these fools all day long….
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It’s all in “their” plan…. Just read BRAINWASHED by Tom Burrell…
Good read
Yall better watch yall kids, I’m doing my part IJS
SUP Yall
Eazy says:
Didnt know they were playing Sabotage on the radio
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Listened to it 125 times per my Itunes
FeFe
I liked En Vogue’s version too but…… 
<— ABSOLUTELY
THE ORIGINAL SPARKLE! Can't wait to see this one!
Whitney was an Icon….
Just read BRAINWASHED by Tom Burrell
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I’m intrigued. I knew there was a reason that I absolutely cannot stand the radio anymore.
She looks good. Been waiting to see this for a while.
@ GAGIRL87 says:
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Whaaa I miss the 90?s DMX was that nicca and still is imo
I’m politicking with this trick and wondering if I’ma creep her
Little hoodrat bitch from 25th named Tenika
Coming through, like I do, you know
Getting my bark on
Knew she was a thug because when I met her she had a scarf on
5411, size 7 in girls
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Girl, I’m with you, X is still the business….He just needs to get off the drugs, get his teeth whitened and stop drinking and smoking and he will be right back to where he was. X use to have me weak in the knees…. All his isht was fire!!!
What these btches want from a nicca?
What you want.. (what you want)
What these bches want from a ncca?
Really want..
Whitney BETTTAAAAAAAAAAAA SANGGGGGG! bless her soul! We miss you so much Whitney..!!
@Choco
I’ll answer em just bcuz!! Taken, no kids, Louisiana, straight, and 28!
@easy
I get sad everytime I see her name even if I see Whitty Hutton when Bro man and Martin was selling them.
@ kahmmillion I know right
I loved SWV’s “Downtime” but they wore “Weak In The Knees” OUT doe
Total
“Sitting Home”
You forgot about 702, HTown, you remember Subway???
@Choco
I’ll answer em just bcuz!! Taken, no kids, Louisiana, straight, and 28!
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DAYUM see that’s what Im talking bout straight to the point! You should do well with the other zoo members of SR
now she want a photo
you already know though
you only live once, that’s the motto
Nigguh yolo
and we bout it errday, errday
*correction* SWV’s “Downtown”
@ lady_cn says:
I used to DMX back then too. I saw the video of the interview and while I laughed my butt off listening to him, he didn’t not look like the X from back then at all. He looked like a crackhead.
I loved how he kept it 100 though and went in on Drake.
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@yall
That is me
CookieMonsterZ says:
Just read BRAINWASHED by Tom Burrell
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I’m intrigued. I knew there was a reason that I absolutely cannot stand the radio anymore.
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Go pick this up from the library! It’s going down! Any folks are letting it, right before their very eyes.
If you like this, you’ll enjoy THE NEW JIM CROW, it’s alittle hard to read, because it’s written by an attorney but the content is sooo valuable…
@ yallcrazy says:
It’s all in “their” plan…. Just read BRAINWASHED by Tom Burrell…
Good read
Yall better watch yall kids, I’m doing my part IJS
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I’ll do that…good looking out.
Still don’t want to see it.
I never saw the original sparkle… I only saw bits and pieces.
She looks gor…I will be seein the movie. Even though the movie will not be as good as the original. I don’t recall the mother singing in Sparkle!
@ Naija – that’s my shyt!
NOLAMisses says:
@yall
That is me
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@Nola
In ur pic you kind of favor Keisha Sharp…
*And folks are letting it
@ lady_cn says:
I used to DMX back then too. I saw the video of the interview and while I laughed my butt off listening to him, he didn’t not look like the X from back then at all. He looked like a crackhead.
I loved how he kept it 100 though and went in on Drake.
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I saw that interview….DMX had me cracking up. He keeps it 100
@Choco yay!
now she want a photo
you already know though
you only live once, that’s the motto
Nigguh yolo
and we bout it errday, errday
*couldn’t resist
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Like we sittin’ on a bench nicca
We’on really play
Err’day, err’day
Fugg what anybody say
Can’t see ‘em
Cause the money in the way
Real nigga whassup!
THAT IS ON BUMP IN MY CAR AS SOON AS THE KEY TURNS. :YES:
I never saw the original sparkle… I only saw bits and pieces.
Now you know! Damn Shame have you seen Mahogany or Lady Sings the Blues
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Speaking of music somebody said on FB yesterday imagine these kids going to their high school reunion 20yrs from now are they really gonna want to hear the music from today I cldnt do anything but
although I do like some of the new music or I will sing it rather
I was thinking the same thing about the hair. Looks like the style she was buried with. I loved the original Sparkle so I hope they did it justice this time around. Can’t wait to see Mike Epps as Silk. I wonder who plays Levi and Sticks.
Why was I thinking about Bru Man and his Whitty Hutton shirts the other day? LMAO
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Naija – that’s my shyt!
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LMAO!
I should have known Sis! I should have known!
Never seen the original either.
mrslove’s gravie just scared the raw dawg SHYT out of me…
@Nola
with Fe nice gravi pic and you do favor that actress 
I
@Fefe @yall thanks
Choco I just watched Mahagony and Lady Sings THe Blues allt he way through for the first time about 3 years ago. Loved Lady Sings The Blues but only kinda liked Mahogany. I love Uptown Saturday Night though
I got so nervous with the 1 1/2 hour delay this morning. Since the 2 school aged children didn’t go until 930 I kept the 4 yr old out till I took the other two. Do yall know they tried to say she couldn’t come because of the time? I almost fought them cause she wasn’t coming back home with me. She woke up this morning and I told her to go back to her room and she said ‘All you have to do is get up, don’t you see the light out’. She gotta go!
@ NaijaGal says:
now she want a photo
you already know though
you only live once, that’s the motto
Nigguh yolo
and we bout it errday, errday
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If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it’s gonna be quick, aight
All your mens up in the jail before, suck my dck
and all them other cats you run with, get done with, dumb quick
How the fck you gonna cross the dog with some bum sht? Aight
There go the gun click, nine one one sht
LOL sorry Fe Fe
Choco aka Hippie says:
I never saw the original sparkle… I only saw bits and pieces.
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Now you know! Damn Shame have you seen Mahogany or Lady Sings the Blues
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Yeah I saw Mahogany but not Lady Sings the blues
I can’t wait to see it
Ms Love Lee!!!!!!
is that ms piggy on crack or impersonating nicki
ISO
I guess it wasnt on my radar of movies to watch
KayCeiSoul says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Naija – that’s my shyt!
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LMAO!
I should have known Sis! I should have known!
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You ALRETT know Sis!
NOLA you shole do look like Monica…and I like Monica more cause she’s married to a whitie
Ms Love
IGO
baby steps
I love me some En Vogue. Their harmony was sick and all the ladies could sang. Not just one LSLH chick in the front trying to stand out.
@IGO please see the original before the remake. Its a good watch
@Yall The radio is phucking disturbing. I was on the way home yesterday and this song kept saying “At the same damn time.” After I listened a little longer this fool was talking about being on the phone and cooking dope and the same damn time
MsLoveleigh what the hail is that gawd forsaken gravi?
Although it’s a ‘black classic’ Sparkle was pretty bootleg and the storyline was all over the place…still loved me some Leddie though
ok,
where’s my welcome packet? Yall got me feeling all left out 
@MrsLov
What didn’t you like about Mahogany gurrllll one of my favs next to Lady Sings the Blues
@EGO
You must watch Lady Sings the Blues such a goood movie based on Billie Holiday’s life Diana Ross rips that role to shreds!
SUBWAY!!!
Let me be your Fire
Cause your my one desire
If you kiss then I won’t tell
Meet me at the swings
In the park, after dark, girl…
I may have messed up some words but I remember them
NOLA- I thought that was the girl that was married to William on Girlfriends. You shole iz purty!
Thanks, Yall!
Vero whats up
@Still
Awwww we don’t like to leave anyone out we are too damn nosey for that
Single/Taken
Kids
State
Age if you like we will get around to it later anyway
Sexual Preference
Don’t mind my straightforwardness it’s a bit of the norm for the board and Welcome!
Hi @ Still. Give us your Bio.
Daisy will be along with the welcome packets.
*googles Keisha Sharps hubby*
<—–thanks to lashelle for this fat ass cat and his tax return!
@ Ty says:
I was on the way home yesterday and this song kept saying “At the same damn time.” After I listened a little longer this fool was talking about being on the phone and cooking dope and the same damn time
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What’s disturbing is the song that goes “I’ll beat that pzzy up that’s the hook right there, that’s the hook right there”. Really, on the radio….really!
@STILL
TO THE DARRRK SIIDE…BWWWAAHHHAAH! 
@Naija
Is he fine???
FEFE THAT FUKN CAT
ITS FRIDAY AND ALL..
@SIS I BORED LET GO OFF TOPIC IN THIS BISH!!!
TY
The chit my oldest daughter tell me about songs and what they mean I don’t know what to say…back in the day they use code Now they just straight tell you they drink cough syrup and poppin pills
Change
I hear you
kahmmillion says:
@ Ty says:
I was on the way home yesterday and this song kept saying “At the same damn time.” After I listened a little longer this fool was talking about being on the phone and cooking dope and the same damn time
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What’s disturbing is the song that goes “I’ll beat that pzzy up that’s the hook right there, that’s the hook right there”. Really, on the radio….really!
but u are right
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Kah…I love me J Cole
@ SIS – You on’ yo SHYT! Just thought I would tell you that!
Fefe
cat got that tax money back
Yall wanna go off topic okay lets discuss men close to their 40′s and how to heightened their libido’s
@ I Go There
Please remove your gravi….ya’ll know I’m not getting any. That’s a great position to be in though.
@Naija
Hol’ up…I just googled him…and he’s CAYUUUUTTTEEE!!!! Go ‘head Keesha!
@Still
to us newbies
Laker
YOu acting bad today arent you…
:hearts: How my baby and EBRO don’t have to say but 2 words and they know what the other means!
@change
He ballin’ out of CONTROL….year supply of cat nip ON DECK!
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
Yall wanna go off topic okay lets discuss men close to their 40?s and how to heightened their libido’s
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Do you suckle on that joint first?
brb, going to get my eat on…which clearly my gravie has done too much of…!
awww…now i feel the
in the room!
@YGO
I’m not a big fan of Diana Ross.
I HAVE 2 THINGS TO SAY! AND I NEED TO BUST SOME CAPS UP IN THIS MOFO.
WHEN I SAY YOUR GRAVI. THIS IS MY GHOST TYPING.
IHEART I JUST
AND KAHMILLION-YOU AINT GETTING NONE EITHER? WE ARE SCARCE AROUND THIS BYTCH.
They got the girl who claimed Breezy took her phone on ZMT, dIdn’t nobody take her phone.
OAN: It is 80 degrees outside and I have THEE worst head cold that is making me sleepy and miserable. Still going to take my babies out to enjoy.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yall wanna go off topic okay lets discuss men close to their 40?s and how to heightened their libido’s
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Hey Chocs! Lets! Good topic!
Oh yeah welcome Nola, Still, ANg root chan and all the newbies
I’m ashamed because some of us are the same age and I have never, ever, ever seen any of the aforementioned movies…
@Kah
to me but I don’t want to be a Cougar anymore so Im stuck with his sex drive being like oh yeah sex 
Yes it’s nothing Im doing it’s him and his age thingy! I use to be a Cougar so this chit is sooooo
NOLAMisses says:
@Still
to us newbies
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Fefe
he alley rich
I will definitely be seeing this!
Love J. Cole’s album, especially the one about an abortion.
kahmmillion says:
@ I Go There
Please remove your gravi….ya’ll know I’m not getting any. That’s a great position to be in though
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YOu on Dry Island too huh? Damn shame….
Feel better lovezoe!
And I knew something wasn’t right about that bish! I knew it!
IGO NAW ITS FRIDAY I GOT 3 MORE HOURS IN THIS BISH LETS MAKE THEM COUNT!
@ gypsyeyes says:
KAHMILLION-YOU AINT GETTING NONE EITHER? WE ARE SCARCE AROUND THIS BYTCH.
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Nah, nada, not a damn thing….
All I can do it talk about it with everyone who I come in contact with and they think that I am crazy. I’m not getting any, so it makes sense that I talk about it….correct?
@laker
you mad son
GYPY
<—-is in the drought also…
Still and I have already done the naturalista secret hand shake so she’s good.
awww…now i feel the in the room!
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Okay soooooo now answer the introductory questions!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Still
Awwww we don’t like to leave anyone out we are too damn nosey for that
Single/Taken
Kids
State
Age if you like we will get around to it later anyway
Sexual Preference
Don’t mind my straightforwardness it’s a bit of the norm for the board and Welcome!
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Taken
3 kiddos
Great state of Texas
28
Loving my Hubby
@SISNLAW NAWWW NEVER THAT SIS
I NEEDS A JUSAAY TOPIC… GOT TIME 
@SIS WHO ME?
JMO
why?
@ StillB3lieve
WELCOME TO THE SR FAMILY. NOW THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
Sup!
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
I’m not a big fan of Diana Ross.
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maybe thats it… Im in love with Florence Ballard
I saw them old pics….that was a fina azz woman.
I wouldn’t say a drought I would say once a week is not what Im accustomed too
Some youngins be on some real dumb immature chit don’t they! Back to being GROWN
JMO says:
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<—— Is also in a drought Bootcamp. But Mister is walking my azz down. It ain't gone last another 2 weeks. I can just feel the pressure in the joints of my hips.
YSoSrs says:
Still and I have already done the naturalista secret hand shake so she’s good.
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<<< SELLING JARRITOS.. AND FABULOSO SHOTS FOR THE THIRSTY
Taken
Thanks for answering WELCOME 
3 kiddos
Great state of Texas
28
Loving my Hubby
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@Lakes, Okc Thunder
@ Change…yes they are blunt as hell now
@ Choco…u forgot to ask if they like men that wear height adjusters
*Man if u are lurking Im talking about Prince*
@vero
JMO
I think about secks so much! Aint had none since May and that was like watching turtle hump!
Laker
you straight
desperate
I thought I left some food in my trash can at work overnight. Realized it was the stinch of desperation coming from my screen
@KayCei
Question is Mister around 40 or a lil younger
KayCeiSoul says:
I LOVED the way Whitney talked fastv- and she was so bright. I listened to that interview she had on the phone with Wendy Williams, and she was on Wendy’s azz! LOL!
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I know RIIGHT!!
Whitney was ON that arse!!
Wendy: “Whitney..you and I have never met but I…”
Whitney: “That’s RIGHT Wendy, you have NEVER met me but you’re on you show everyday talking about me like you know me. You don’t know me or my family but you talk about me like you do. You need to keep my name out of your mouth WENDY!!! For real!!”
Classic!!
@ACE
WERE IS DIMPZ?? I MISS MY ESISTERWIFE FAM!! 
HOW IS THE BRO DOING?
Aint had none since May and that was like watching turtle hump!
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So my once a week chat aint no drought and I STFU
lovezoe says:
Love J. Cole’s album, especially the one about an abortion.
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I heard that album for the first time the other day… its pretty good.
@ SIS – YEAH YOU, NICCA!
@ Choco…u forgot to ask if they like men that wear height adjusters
*Man if u are lurking Im talking about Prince*
If Man is lurking you talking about Tattoo from Fantasy Island 
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IHEART
MAAAN WHAT HAD HAPPEN WAS… 
Who thirsty in here? I got fresh from the toilet bottled water. Only $1. Get them while they last.
@ StillB3lieve
WELCOME TO THE SR FAMILY. NOW THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
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@ Choco aka Hippie says:
@Kah
Yes it’s nothing Im doing it’s him and his age thingy! I use to be a Cougar so this chit is sooooo to me but I don’t want to be a Cougar anymore so Im stuck with his sex drive being like oh yeah sex
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Oh damn…
this is me and my sex life
JMO
BISH WE A TEAM U SEE IHEART COMING AT ME 
HELP A BISH OUT!! 
<—- WEAK!
@ Secret says:
@ StillB3lieve
WELCOME TO THE SR FAMILY. NOW THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
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Unless SR
your azz. 
Am I missing something?
Well it was nice being here. going to my uncle’s Funeral
see you guys on monday, unless Sandra posts something juicy during the weekend
YSO
and to whomever else I’ve forgotten
Thanks for the
@ I Go There says:
kahmmillion says:
@ I Go There
Please remove your gravi….ya’ll know I’m not getting any. That’s a great position to be in though
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YOu on Dry Island too huh? Damn shame….
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More like Desert Island.
kahmmillion says:
@ gypsyeyes says:
KAHMILLION-YOU AINT GETTING NONE EITHER? WE ARE SCARCE AROUND THIS BYTCH.
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Nah, nada, not a damn thing…. All I can do it talk about it with everyone who I come in contact with and they think that I am crazy. I’m not getting any, so it makes sense that I talk about it….correct?
They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors now. Give your self some shyt. Phuck that 
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Why are yall going through drought spells
*Pulls out my Victoria Secretion Case* Yall like curvy peen
@FeFe isn’t he though…Monica did well
@Kah
So I really started to resent him! He just said it’s not on his mind as much! But now becuz of him I feel like it’s not on my mind as much ION it’s just a mind trip for me!
Yes I did speak to him about it the worse part is I started acting like him and not thinking about it!
LMAO
YALL STOOPID!
@ Vero – I’mma keep you in
See ya Monday! 
SISNLAW DOES IT SMELL LIKE ROTTEN FISH AND CANDLES BURNING
WHY I SAY THAT… I GOT TO GO TO LUNSH AND THAT SMELL IS NAAASSSTY!! **SHOOTS SCREEN** SEE YALL WHEN I COMES BACK 
Pulls out my Victoria Secretion Case* Yall like curvy peen
RAISE HAND 
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BABY!!!!!!
@Lakes, Dont make excuses for them. They got that azz whooped and Kobe was pissed
Thunder up 
<— MOUF JUST FELL WIDE OPEN!
Curvy peen?
@Chocs – He’s 39
We just got linked back up – high school sweethearts – been friends for the duration, but when I tell you this mofo is a man like jazz? Bayyyybeeeee!
So…I’ve been in a drought for almost a year. That last bell pepper shaped bastard I dated was young and clueless, plus had NO stamina whatsoever.
I’m
that when I let Mr. 39 hit, that he knocks the shyt out the park. 
I’m trying to be a lady about the shyt. 
@ gypsyeyes says:
I think about secks so much! Aint had none since May and that was like watching turtle hump!
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I’m going on 3 years. So, you know the next man that gets all this lusciousness is gonna be cripple for about a week.
Based on what they’ve played for J Cole I’m not impressed…wack…and I can’t stand Wale’s two songs on the radio…I’m always ready to break my own neck when that damn Lotus song comes on
What? I’m lost for real and all I keep seeing is thirsty this and thirsty that. I’m tryna be helpful and sht. Now who wants a bottle? Price just went up to $1.50.
Why is everything italicized?
Is it the
of Whitney visiting us? 
kahmmillion says:
@ I Go There says:
kahmmillion says:
@ I Go There
Please remove your gravi….ya’ll know I’m not getting any. That’s a great position to be in though
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YOu on Dry Island too huh? Damn shame….
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More like Desert Island.
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Well you in the right place…
I feel soo bad for you Wet-Nots….
I’m five years on Dry Island. Someone hold me….please
@Lakers
She workin…and reading some book I got her the other day…
Little Bro just got on plane and i’m now at work….
Do you know this nicca…had $200 in his wallet…went into a store Haggled the price down on some $35 jeans –> 2 for $40 no tax.
Then Stole a pair(under his current jeans)
#niccashyt
@ YSO – I’ll just swallow my spit, thank you!
So…I’ve been in a drought for almost a year. That last bell pepper shaped bastard I dated was young and clueless, plus had NO stamina whatsoever.
Girl he prolly will the first few months 
SAWWWY but its true it happened to me then you start the love the fuka and all of sudden sex isn’t as important 
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And…What’s wrong with water from the toilet? Didn’t all y’all declare how clean your asses were a couple of posts back?
prynsexxx says:
Why is everything italicized?
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I thought I was the only one seeing this. I sure hope it’s not the
of Nippy
@TY
an arensal huh???
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
@Kah
Yes I did speak to him about it the worse part is I started acting like him and not thinking about it! So I really started to resent him! He just said it’s not on his mind as much! But now becuz of him I feel like it’s not on my mind as much ION it’s just a mind trip for me!
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You better get him straight before he causes you to dry hump the edge of your bed (like someone round here)
should be fixed…
I just want to know who is thirsty and who knocked the site over just a tad cause my letters iz on lean!
Still gets wet, just does it solo
Did I hear arsenal???
Mochacashmere says:
I’m five years on Dry Island. Someone hold me….please
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5 Years
opens arms 
come on shuga
Mochacashmere says:
I’m five years on Dry Island. Someone hold me….please
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Five years??????
See this shait right here is some BULL…
@YGO
All this Dry Island stuff…Stick in it your stunt pussy.
Gyps – DID I MENTION I ADORE YOU!!!!
or not
kahmmillion says:
@ Secret says:
@ StillB3lieve
WELCOME TO THE SR FAMILY. NOW THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
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Unless SR your azz.
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True that, true that. lol
@ Mochacashmere says:
I’m five years on Dry Island. Someone hold me….please
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Damn, ash must fall out of you when you wear a skirt and go commando….
(I kid I kid) j/k
I just ignore my drought and
it will go away!
YSoSrs says:
And…What’s wrong with water from the toilet? Didn’t all y’all declare how clean your asses were a couple of posts back?
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You are a complete… NUT
@BOOTCAMP
Exactly.
Who broke the blog
Would you rather be with someone with can give you the world, you’d never want for anything for you or family but never faithful…or someone who’s always struggling but gives you all the love and attention in the world (would die for you ish)and all theirloyalty
Mochacashmere says:
I’m five years on Dry Island. Someone hold me….please
<—– with my butt out, very church like
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Im sorry about your loss
Hopefully this too shall pass
I can't talk the I went two years maybe longer before I met my babe
kahmmillion says:
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
Yall wanna go off topic okay lets discuss men close to their 40?s and how to heightened their libido’s
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Do you suckle on that joint first?
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I did
Awww Tatted that would sound so much better coming from a naked man doing the salute below his waist.
@YGO
In hut. And I wear my mama’s pantyhose. So what?
ISO
And thats what the Stunt Pussy is for
Detective Iheart
can you go investigate the leaning to the right of the blog letters
thank you
Detective Iheart says:
Who broke the blog
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Snitches get Stitches….
@ YSoSrs says:
@YGO
All this Dry Island stuff…Stick in it your stunt pussy
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Ahhhh, the thought of sticking something in my……never mind.
Mocha –
on the second coming? That’s good, if everyone practiced celibacy. Trying to think of the good, will get back to you on that.
5 years? Guhl, you
You better get him straight before he causes you to dry hump the edge of your bed (like someone round here)
I hate that it’s make me feel like Im getting old – I’ll rape him later tonight or seduce him just depends 
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Bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did you hear me it’s not on my mind like it used to be
@ yallcrazy says:
kahmmillion says:
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
Yall wanna go off topic okay lets discuss men close to their 40?s and how to heightened their libido’s
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Do you suckle on that joint first?
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I did
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@NAIJA
The first one. As long as I don’t have to be faithful either.
James and Flo is not where it’s at for me.
Ahhhh, the thought of sticking something in my……never mind.
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@Naja= Always struggling. Cheaters never change, but I feel he would one day find his niche in his life to provide for his family without struggle.
NaijaGal says:
Would you rather be with someone with can give you the world, you’d never want for anything for you or family but never faithful…or someone who’s always struggling but gives you all the love and attention in the world (would die for you ish)and all theirloyalty
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Loyalty
change says:
I can’t talk the I went two years maybe longer before I met my babe
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That’s all behind you now.
Choco – Hey baby girl!
How are you doing. Been looking for you all morning. 
ok, so I come back from lunch and this thread has a gangsta lean…
The Makeup Maven says:
change says:
I can’t talk the I went two years maybe longer before I met my babe
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That’s all behind you now.
________________
GET A ROOM
I haven’t gone this long since I was married and he was at war. I was too scared then for phone sex but now I’m giving out ear-gasms like they give out DNA tests on Maury!
@Naija
I was asked that question when I was 12 yo by one of my sis Highschool friends and I said love and faith back then – now I will say a lil of this and lil of that
It’s actually 5 years 2 months and 24 days, but hey who’s counting.
I was okay for the first few years but these last say six months, something has happened and I am about to catch a charge around here.
Gyps – I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND ALL YO AZZ CAN THANK ABOUT IS THE “SALUTE??”
That’s whats up because a sista got so much it was ridic!
Ace
Cali
Now
but now I’m giving out ear-gasms like they give out DNA tests on Maury!
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Nothing wrong with that!
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Kids I tell ya!
@ aijaGal says:
Would you rather be with someone with can give you the world, you’d never want for anything for you or family but never faithful…or someone who’s always struggling but gives you all the love and attention in the world (would die for you ish)and all theirloyalty
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Idk, I’d probably stick with the broke guy…..but, he is going to get on my damn nerves with all that being broke stuff and make me feel like I can’t breath because he is always there. I may cheat on him withe the guy who can give me everything but make he broke guy my main squeeze.
caligirl says:
Mocha –
5 years? Guhl, you on the second coming? That’s good, if everyone practiced celibacy. Trying to think of the good, will get back to you on that.
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It’s forced celibacy. Me no can find a boyfriend.
caligirl says:
The Makeup Maven says:
change says:
I can’t talk the I went two years maybe longer before I met my babe
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That’s all behind you now.
________________
GET A ROOM
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My baby has her own room!
FeFe says:
ok, so I come back from lunch and this thread has a gangsta lean…
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*pours out a lil likka*
FeFe says:
ok, so I come back from lunch and this thread has a gangsta lean…
It’s usually Laker that breaks it, but ION see her
I bet Yso did it though
<–real fast
*gives Charles a head nod*
Why Cali
the chat room is big enough
I was okay for the first few years but these last say six months, something has happened and I am about to catch a charge around here.
you meet your one I guess or take charge and get some
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I don’t know what to say cuz when I came off my drought after years I found a boyfriend to sex all the time and even during my drought at that point it was difficult to just do random sex so
@TaChatted – What I do
Oh we talkin’ bout sess????
Yeah, so I raped my husband last night, he told me that I used him as my human dildo…he was knocked the fck out all tired and sleepy but I wasn’t havin’ it…I got on top, busted mine, and all he did was roll over and go back to sleep!
@ Mochacashmere says:
It’s actually 5 years 2 months and 24 days, but hey who’s counting.
I was okay for the first few years but these last say six months, something has happened and I am about to catch a charge around here.
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Why are you doing it? I’m just fed up with the BS.
If yall aint the most nasty non getting none heffas Ive ever met…
I was talking to the Comcast man over the phone and I started with my sexy voice. I went all Jessica Rabbit on him and he said “maam if that is all I will let you go” Men are so sensitive sometimes. I was just trynna talk to him!
@ gypsyeyes says:
I haven’t gone this long since I was married and he was at war. I was too scared then for phone sex but now I’m giving out ear-gasms like they give out DNA tests on Maury!
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You a hot azz mess.
caligirl says:
Mocha –
5 years? Guhl, you on the second coming? That’s good, if everyone practiced celibacy. Trying to think of the good, will get back to you on that.
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It’s forced celibacy. Me no can find a boyfriend.
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Forced? Or you one of them chics with a laundry list of needed qualties that only Jesus has?
FeFe says:
Oh we talkin’ bout sess????
Yeah, so I raped my husband last night, he told me that I used him as my human dildo…he was knocked the fck out all tired and sleepy but I wasn’t havin’ it…I got on top, busted mine, and all he did was roll over and go back to sleep!
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Yes, I’m being a
ear-gasms
#STOLEN
I said loyalty, because I can make money myself, and plus broke dudes ain’t never been attracted to me no how
@YGO
Hursh. You know you love it.
Fefe
@ Ebestie – You are a secret instigator and I LOVE THAT SHYT!
@I Go
change says:
Detective Iheart
can you go investigate the leaning to the right of the blog letters
thank you
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Im on the job change :thumbs:
@gypsy
FeFe says:
Oh we talkin’ bout sess????
Yeah, so I raped my husband last night, he told me that I used him as my human dildo…he was knocked the fck out all tired and sleepy but I wasn’t havin’ it…I got on top, busted mine, and all he did was roll over and go back to sleep!
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I feel so dirty when I do that. Just :shame:
@ Fe –
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
@ FeFe says:
Oh we talkin’ bout sess????
Yeah, so I raped my husband last night, he told me that I used him as my human dildo…he was knocked the fck out all tired and sleepy but I wasn’t havin’ it…I got on top, busted mine, and all he did was roll over and go back to sleep!
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Really?
Now, tell me someone more about what happened. Blow for blow. Go!
Yeah, so I raped my husband last night, he told me that I used him as my human dildo…he was knocked the fck out all tired and sleepy but I wasn’t havin’ it…I got on top, busted mine, and all he did was roll over and go back to sleep!
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Page out of my own book
gypsyeyes says:
I was talking to the Comcast man over the phone and I started with my sexy voice. I went all Jessica Rabbit on him and he said “maam if that is all I will let you go” Men are so sensitive sometimes. I was just trynna talk to him!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I screamed out loud gypsy now I’m forced to go to lunch and pretend that something very tragic has happened.
kahmmillion says:
@ Mochacashmere says:
It’s actually 5 years 2 months and 24 days, but hey who’s counting.
I was okay for the first few years but these last say six months, something has happened and I am about to catch a charge around here.
________________________
Why are you doing it? I’m just fed up with the BS.
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I can’t find a boyfriend. Dating sucks in Washington, DC
@GYPSY
You need to log off right now. Just go.
fluck this job, they aint bout this blog life!!
&
If yall aint the most nasty non getting none heffas Ive ever met…
Made food that was so lgood last night that it got me constioated this afternoon.
Sup folks!
I feel like I’m in a MJ video all this leaning.
Why are you guys slaying me today!
@cali
Forced? Or you one of them chics with a laundry list of needed qualties that only Jesus has?
I promise you are on a fcking ROLL today! 
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@Mocha
Aww my bad…
change says:
@TY
an arensal huh???
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@YSO I have my thoughts on men so I’m gonna have to ^5 on that one
@FeFe
he liked it, probably looking foward to the next time you take it
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Ebestie – You are a secret instigator and I LOVE THAT SHYT!
____________
Who me
Im so glad I use my powers for good now…
<— DON'T WANNA RAPE, WANNA GET RAPED, HAIR SNATCHED, THROAT HELD….YEAH, RAPED!!
ole punk azz cable phone rep
@YALL
I ain’t did nothing but try and help you dry ass bishes out today. No good deed and all that. HMPH!
caligirl says:
caligirl says:
Mocha –
5 years? Guhl, you on the second coming? That’s good, if everyone practiced celibacy. Trying to think of the good, will get back to you on that.
______________________________________________________________________
It’s forced celibacy. Me no can find a boyfriend.
______________
Forced? Or you one of them chics with a laundry list of needed qualties that only Jesus has?
____________________________________________________________________
No, not at all. i don’t require anymore than what I can bring to the table. If he has more, that’s great, but I’m not going to knock a guy if he doesn’t have…
Sassy, send mailing address.
Baby!!!
Chiby said she “saw” you yesterday and WHAT’S UP!
<– from Chibs
Ty
I too have a collection
#southsidechicagopreparedness
@change
What’d I do?
I mean, honestly my husband keeps a stiff one, even when he ain’t in the mood…so I can take full advantage and he ain’t gotta do CHIT! The issue is that we both like sex at different times of the day…
@ Ebestie – YES, YO AZZ!
Ohhh Shiat here comes Sassy, Hide your dildos, Hide your lotions and cover your seats.
I can’t find a boyfriend. Dating sucks in Washington, DC
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It can suck for real I’ve just haven’t been on the dating scene like that I met my friend at my cuzo’s house and before I imported my ex from Arkansas I keep telling folks to try match.com I got a couple of dinner dates out of it! Who knows what could’ve happened if I paid for another month of membership
I have a ‘toy’ but I pulled it out last night and I swear I heard it cry. I think he is tired of me.
@GYP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A RUDE FUKA!!
change says:
Ty
I too have a collection
#southsidechicagopreparedness
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@ The Makeup Maven says:
<— DON'T WANNA RAPE, WANNA GET RAPED, HAIR SNATCHED, THROAT HELD….YEAH, RAPED!!
______________________
Getting choked out while you bust is the bomb from what I can remember.
SUP SASS!
@ aijaGal says:
Would you rather be with someone with can give you the world, you’d never want for anything for you or family but never faithful…or someone who’s always struggling but gives you all the love and attention in the world (would die for you ish)and all theirloyalty
________________________
Idk, I’d probably stick with the broke guy…..but, he is going to get on my damn nerves with all that being broke stuff and make me feel like I can’t breath because he is always there. I may cheat on him withe the guy who can give me everything but make he broke guy my main squeeze.
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I’d pick the struggling guy. But by struggling do you mean he doesn’t have a job or he lives paycheck to paycheck?
@Yall
Email me at ushud.go.kill.yaself@gmail.com so I can respond to it with my address!!
@Chatted
I like getting raped too every now and then…
Dearest Chiby – Don’t act you my e-mail is broke.
The longest I have ever been a cast-a-way on drought island was two years………
Five years tho???
@Yso
Dry? :pointstoself: Who me? Nah
playa
<—-enjoys hair pulled
I Go There says:
If yall aint the most nasty non getting none heffas Ive ever met…
***********************
Don’t be like that Igo.. *scooches closer, cues “Arms of the Angels”*
Contribute to the “Help the Drought Drive”. A session a day will keep bishes from losing their sanity, being evil, talking crazy, snapping, and whipping into parking spaces you’ve been waiting on for minutes.
CHIBY
@Yall
Email me at ushud.go.kill.yaself @ gmail.com so I can respond to it with my address!!
kahmmillion says:
@ The Makeup Maven says:
<— DON'T WANNA RAPE, WANNA GET RAPED, HAIR SNATCHED, THROAT HELD….YEAH, RAPED!!
______________________
Getting choked out while you bust is the bomb from what I can remember.
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BUT GETTIING CHOKED IS GOOD EITHER WAY IT GOES FOR ME! 
Don't say from what you can remember!!!!!
I have a ‘toy’ but I pulled it out last night and I swear I heard it cry. I think he is tired of me.
________________________________
@ gypsyeyes says:
I have a ‘toy’ but I pulled it out last night and I swear I heard it cry. I think he is tired of me.
____________________
Can’t get into toys. I love the real thing.
@gypsy
I can’t take it no more! you are KILLING me!
who playing with the fonts in hea
and welcome all newbies, 
KC, don’t get that fool
started, he already talmbout he’s going out on a Igo Dick ‘Em Down Tour (coming to your city soon) and ish 
Does anyone else hate when a guy just keep on sweating all over you while he is on you?
@ Fe – I like feeling devoured. Like your taking over my body….
#nevermind!
GYP
Please don’t type nothing else
I got kids to take care of
Babe make sure monkey get to school on monday
@Choco & Cali
Speaking of sexy-time- I’m finna get my back blown OUT in about 5 hours!!
Can’t waitttt!!!
Shyt my retarded client get so much dack I’m thinking my standards are too high. I just need to find me one of those that keeps a drool going from the mouth and his hand already on his dack.
@Still I’m talking about that James and Florida life
@kah
Ion like sweaters at all…ain’t nothing wrong with a little perspiration if we are really into it, but straight dripping on me…
@GYP U KNOW WHAT.. FORGET U TODAY LADY… CRYING DILDO
<—- LOVES GETTING MY HAIR SNATCHED THEE FCK UP, JUST DON'T SNATCH IT OUT…BUT YEAH, THAT HARD!
Fck struggling. My ancestors died so I wouldn’t have to stay struggling. Did Miss Sofia have to fight her whole life so that I would too?
FeFe says:
@Chatted
I like getting raped too every now and then…
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Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Yall
You got my popcorn?! I’m getting some real chi-town popped corn?!!!!
Email me at ushud.go.kill.yaself @ gmail.com so I can respond to it with my address!!
—————————-
@Gyps you are on timeout ma’am to the
with you, please and thanks
@ Babe
I got’chu. I will get Ladybug to her College Orientation too!
Speaking of sexy-time- I’m finna get my back blown OUT in about 5 hours!!
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So what you want a coookie or sumpn
@Chatted
@gypsy
I just need to find me one of those that keeps a drool going from the mouth and his hand already on his dack.
_________
I mean seriously….are you trying to get me FIRED!?
@Tatted/Change
Wait a minute. I know I’m slow but I think I’m catching on.
Tatted: Are you divorced now? Weren’t you married? Are you really dating Change or is that like “play-play” like Ace/Laker?
Change: Are you really dating Tatted? She really came to visit you? Did you feel her booty? Did she do your makeup?
I was celebate for 10 years!!
No lie…TEN friggin years!!
backk to the
to lurk sum mo.
KayCeiSoul says:
I Go There says:
If yall aint the most nasty non getting none heffas Ive ever met…
***********************
Don’t be like that Igo.. *scooches closer, cues “Arms of the Angels”*
Contribute to the “Help the Drought Drive”. A session a day will keep bishes from losing their sanity, being evil, talking crazy, snapping, and whipping into parking spaces you’ve been waiting on for minutes.
__________________________________________________________________
KayCei
If I help any one of these heffas its gonna be like the damn wild west in here…. You dont want them problems nor do I.
Hey Sassy- I see you still showing your snatch but I see you gone give it away in 5 hours.
@ Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Choco & Cali
Speaking of sexy-time- I’m finna get my back blown OUT in about 5 hours!!
Can’t waitttt!!!
_____________
Well be gone then.
I’ve over here on Deserted Ash Island and you have to rub it in…I’m getting my back blown out in 5 hrs. 
Hit me up later and tell me how it goes…..lol
Team consensual rape
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Dry Island – Do you think sometimes you are labeled as angry or strong personality successful woman?
FeFe says:
@I Go
don’t place me in that category…my problem is that I can’t get ENOUGH!
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Me too Fe. I have substitutes for when hubby is not home
@Yall
Lemme run to go check it now! 
I’m sorry!
@Fefe
Hey lovemuffin!
@Choco
COOKIE?! I want the whole damn cake!
“Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake!”
Does anyone else hate when a guy just keep on sweating all over you while he is on you?
——————–
ION hate it until I realize it afterwards
Then I hops up and into the shower 
I couldn’t imagine going to sleep in somebody’s sweat. Ewwww :barfarama:
gypsyeyes says:
I have a ‘toy’ but I pulled it out last night and I swear I heard it cry. I think he is tired of me.
^^^^^^^
I don’t think I have ever said too much to you personally, but today….I hatechu so much for this
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Tatted/Change
Wait a minute. I know I’m slow but I think I’m catching on.
Tatted: Are you divorced now? Weren’t you married? Are you really dating Change or is that like “play-play” like Ace/Laker?
Change: Are you really dating Tatted? She really came to visit you? Did you feel her booty? Did she do your makeup?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
SASS – We weren’t legally married, but we were “committed!” NOT ANYMORE THOUGH. Yes, Change is my baby!
Yes they are dating, I met both ladies last weekend when Tatted came to visit Change… no, it’s not all a game or play-play…
@Tatted/Change
Wait a minute. I know I’m slow but I think I’m catching on.
Tatted: Are you divorced now? Weren’t you married? Are you really dating Change or is that like “play-play” like Ace/Laker?
Change: Are you really dating Tatted? She really came to visit you? Did you feel her booty? Did she do your makeup?
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NaijaGal says:
@Still I’m talking about that James and Florida life
________________
Lol…well James surely did not have the funds, but he always true to Florida and the kids. So i’ma have to go with the struggling brotha.
Plus if you hang in there and come up together, it gets better…i know from experience.
@ caligirl says:
Dry Island – Do you think sometimes you are labeled as angry or strong personality successful woman?
_____________
Who me?
@ Fe – Why you laffin’ at me???
@Ty
Who you tellin’….I stay on Pornhub.com when he ain’t around
yallcrazy says:
KC, don’t get that fool started, he already talmbout he’s going out on a Igo Dick ‘Em Down Tour (coming to your city soon) and ish
*****************
But…*tears*…he has a RESPONSIBILITY!!! Why don’t people GIVE anymore!!? *runs away like that boy on Friday*
Damn yall typing fast
*scrolls up*
@ SASS – Oh yeah, she did more than feel my booty!
caligirl says:
Dry Island – Do you think sometimes you are labeled as angry or strong personality successful woman?
________________
Neither one for me. I live in a small town and I haven’t found anyone that I wasn’t related to or that knows my family members.
All I need is for him to have a heart beat, strong back and some stamina. I will take care of the rest.
@Choco
COOKIE?! I want the whole damn cake!
“Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake!”
_________________________
@Gypsy
@Kah
Oh…I’m sorry about your vagina being in Arizona. I can loan you some batteries if you need!
<—– stretching for later
whatchall talmbout?
<<< salt and pepper popcorn
Gimme the rundown
ANY TIME I hear James and Florida it rips me to shreds.
Thank Ya!
So based on my investigation of who broke the blog, My #1 suspect right now is Ace. I will now present you with my evidence:
Exhibit A:
Ace says:
February 24, 2012 at 1:30 pm
^^^^^Ghost post from Ace
Exhibit B:
Ace says:
should be fixed…
February 24, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Exhibit C:
Ace says:
or not
February 24, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Exhibit D:
Ace says:
Detective Iheart says:
Who broke the blog
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Snitches get Stitches….
February 24, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Make sure yall look at the time stamps
Kahmillion – No I was asking Mochacashmere. You not sexing either.
@ • The Makeup Maven says:
<—- LOVES GETTING MY HAIR SNATCHED THEE FCK UP, JUST DON'T SNATCH IT OUT…BUT YEAH, THAT HARD!
Then you be like yeah, yeah, yeah ncca that’s why your mammy ain’t sht and then he busts you in the head and beat you with his pipe and then grab your weave and start yanking that ish then you be like damn baby, don’t rip my tracks out cuz this bish is sewed in….then you be like your dang wack anyway….you can beat it right…then he beats you with his pipe until you pass out…if that’s what you are talking about, then no, I don’t recall anything like that.
YSoSrs says:
Fck struggling. My ancestors died so I wouldn’t have to stay struggling. Did Miss Sofia have to fight her whole life so that I would too?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey SUes this gots to be the best Friday
@ FeFe says:
@Ty
Who you tellin’….I stay on Pornhub.com when he ain’t around
____________________
I be on there :shame:
KAH
This is true
Can’t eat in chit don forgot where yo mouth at be so discombogulated
Sorry Mstisch-I am just talking from the heart. One day I was using it and caught a charlie horse and I think it gave me carpal tunnel but how the hell do you explain that when you don’t have a desk job!
Detective Iheart says:
So based on my investigation of who broke the blog, My #1 suspect right now is Ace. I will now present you with my evidence:
Exhibit A:
Ace says:
February 24, 2012 at 1:30 pm
^^^^^Ghost post from Ace
Exhibit B:
Ace says:
should be fixed…
February 24, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Exhibit C:
Ace says:
or not
February 24, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Exhibit D:
Ace says:
Detective Iheart says:
Who broke the blog
————————————————————————–
Snitches get Stitches….
February 24, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Make sure yall look at the time stamps
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:deathbed:
FeFe says:
@Ty
Who you tellin’….I stay on Pornhub.com when he ain’t around
____________________________________________________
Dman shame…
kahmmillion says:
@ • The Makeup Maven says:
<—- LOVES GETTING MY HAIR SNATCHED THEE FCK UP, JUST DON'T SNATCH IT OUT…BUT YEAH, THAT HARD!
Then you be like yeah, yeah, yeah ncca that’s why your mammy ain’t sht and then he busts you in the head and beat you with his pipe and then grab your weave and start yanking that ish then you be like damn baby, don’t rip my tracks out cuz this bish is sewed in….then you be like your dang wack anyway….you can beat it right…then he beats you with his pipe until you pass out…if that’s what you are talking about, then no, I don’t recall anything like that.
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Kah, we REALLY need to get you some dack!
gypsyeyes says:
Shyt my retarded client get so much dack I’m thinking my standards are too high. I just need to find me one of those that keeps a drool going from the mouth and his hand already on his dack.
_________________________________________________________
GET HIM!!
Iheart
thanks
I need you to find out somethin else
@Fefe
I knew they Tatted was there to visit Change but I thought maybe they were friends before the blog.
@Cali
Don’t laugh…it took me MONTHS to realize that Fayla was selling Whipfinity because she actually made it adn wasnt just a distributor like a Mary Kay nuisance.
@Tatted/Change
Ohhhhhhh! Well……. was it soft? Ya’ll tape it? Ya’ll gon show it to us? Ya’ll hooked up because of us so ya GOTS TA LET US SEE!!
The Makeup Maven says:
kahmmillion says:
@ • The Makeup Maven says:
<—- LOVES GETTING MY HAIR SNATCHED THEE FCK UP, JUST DON'T SNATCH IT OUT…BUT YEAH, THAT HARD!
Then you be like yeah, yeah, yeah ncca that’s why your mammy ain’t sht and then he busts you in the head and beat you with his pipe and then grab your weave and start yanking that ish then you be like damn baby, don’t rip my tracks out cuz this bish is sewed in….then you be like your dang wack anyway….you can beat it right…then he beats you with his pipe until you pass out…if that’s what you are talking about, then no, I don’t recall anything like that.
No, she don't
Friend just phoned OMG Im
at it all!
@ caligirl says:
Kahmillion – No I was asking Mochacashmere. You not sexing either.
____________________
Nope, I’m not doing isht and people cannot believe it when I tell them that. No toys, no none of that….Just a lil porn on the net every now and then, but I still don’t get down on myself. Just not me.
gypsyeyes says:
Shyt my retarded client get so much dack I’m thinking my standards are too high. I just need to find me one of those that keeps a drool going from the mouth and his hand already on his dack.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’mma need you to gon’ home!
GOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL SR FAMILY
<—- WAVING MY TEARY TISSUE AFTER HEARING THAT
kahmmillion says:
@ • The Makeup Maven says:
<—- LOVES GETTING MY HAIR SNATCHED THEE FCK UP, JUST DON'T SNATCH IT OUT…BUT YEAH, THAT HARD!
Then you be like yeah, yeah, yeah ncca that’s why your mammy ain’t sht and then he busts you in the head and beat you with his pipe and then grab your weave and start yanking that ish then you be like damn baby, don’t rip my tracks out cuz this bish is sewed in….then you be like your dang wack anyway….you can beat it right…then he beats you with his pipe until you pass out…if that’s what you are talking about, then no, I don’t recall anything like that.
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gives up the
KayCeiSoul says:
yallcrazy says:
KC, don’t get that fool started, he already talmbout he’s going out on a Igo Dick ‘Em Down Tour (coming to your city soon) and ish
*****************
But…*tears*…he has a RESPONSIBILITY!!! Why don’t people GIVE anymore!!? *runs away like that boy on Friday*
__________________________________________________
KC
If I hit anyone of these heffas it would be like damn nuclear war round here… Sandra aint finna be mad at me.
change says:
Iheart
thanks
I need you to find out somethin else
——————————-
^^^^ :SHOCKED:
Oops! I’m sorry, I dunno hwo OI did that but PLEASE don’t beat me!!!
kahmmillion says:
@ caligirl says:
Kahmillion – No I was asking Mochacashmere. You not sexing either.
____________________
Nope, I’m not doing isht and people cannot believe it when I tell them that. No toys, no none of that….Just a lil porn on the net every now and then, but I still don’t get down on myself. Just not me.
________________________
Chile Boo !
@Sassy
Oh ok, gotcha!
What’s the topic?
I can lurke for a little bit
@TANGE
I’m trying.
Igo, they (we) could spread you throughout the month and still fight about it
@Fe
PORNHUB IS MY SHYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This black couple fukking at their office on top of the desk was giving me crazy nuts last night!
<—– me when I c-um.
change says:
Iheart
thanks
I need you to find out somethin else
__________
let me know
This bish
I can’t with this sideways reading….
I’m feeling some kind of way cause yall keep telling me to log off and now Sassy azz is sending blank comments. I don’t wanna see your snatch back to back to back to back.
Oh yeah, is yall gone send me them DAMN batteries or what?
KayCeiSoul says:
ANY TIME I hear James and Florida it rips me to shreds.
Thank Ya!
_________________________
kahmmillion says:
@ caligirl says:
Dry Island – Do you think sometimes you are labeled as angry or strong personality successful woman?
____________________________________________________________________
As a result of not getting peen or in general?
@YGO
Your dyck is not worth going to e-war over. Nothing personal. I would say that about anyone’s dyck.
Sassy
Maybe the 125th time I will be soft
It’s been almost two years
I got alot kinks to work out
My baby a trooper, she so patient
change says:
KAH
This is true
Can’t eat in chit don forgot where yo mouth at be so discombogulated
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ARE YOU TELLING ON ME???
@Sassy
Girl, I be on the side bar clicking all them different genre’s and be straight
hard as fck!!!! 
@dougie
Just nasty….. but I like it
@ Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
That’s why you got your body right so you can get that meat tenderized. He gonna beat your pzzy up that’s the hook right there.
Muscle massagers only cost $10 at your local drugstores #helpful #anutisanut
@ change says:
KAH
This is true
Can’t eat in chit don forgot where yo mouth at be so discombogulated
________
Que?
Mochacashmere – That’s the problem… You can’t give up. Glad I was able to help.
#You are welcome and
#Thank you
@Yall
SAUCEY!!
They talking nasty again.
ISO
Gee Thanks
None Taken… I guess
change says:
Sassy
Maybe the 125th time I will be soft
It’s been almost two years
I got alot kinks to work out
My baby a trooper, she so patient
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU KNOW…YOU CAN WORK IT OUT ON ME!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
February 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm
_____________ Ghost post ^^^^Cause for Sassy to be the #2 suspect
Saucey
@Tatted
Your SECOND visit? When was the first?!
And WHERE ARE THE TAPES?! Upload it on Rude . com, please.
Label it “Tatted Needs a Change” so I know it’s you when I see it.
Thank ya!
@Yall
I can’t with you folks today
$12.99 at walgreens
I’m 15 hours late going to lunch !!!
@YGO
You’re welcome.
Damn shame I spend the entire day at work on SR blogs
@Tatted,Yso,Cali,Gypsy, Change and anyone I missed(didnt mean to)
Label it “Tatted Needs a Change” so I know it’s you when I see it.
Thank ya!
_____________
The next guy I hit….his peen gonna turn to the left when I’m done with him. Imma try to ride that sucker off YOU HEAR ME!!
SUP Saucey
So who’s gettn banged tonight
Detective Iheart says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
February 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm
_____________ Ghost post ^^^^Cause for Sassy to be the #2 suspect
*slides the Det. a paper* ( it says)
Her alibi (excuse) seemed made up*
@ Sassy – YES, THE 2ND VISIT! The first was in January. I don’t think I can upload the video. It was rated XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, so it wouldn’t go through!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Damn shame I spend the entire day at work on SR blogs
_________
@Yso
I see being real nasty!!!
yallcrazy says:
Muscle massagers only cost $10 at your local drugstores #helpful #anutisanut
——-
Been using one for 13 years, my last one shocked my inner thight the wire came out. All you need it outlet, batteries are too expensive.
#be careful
#helpful
play play?
I’m about to put my shyt on craigslist under gypsy puzzy!
@Choco
Can we please move to a non-italic post. This ish is hurting my eyes
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
You’re welcome.
___________________
Yeah
In this lil Chess match we have that was a good move
They talking nasty again.
This chit ^^^^
_________________________
@Choco
I’m prolly gonna get banged tonight as a “punishment” for what I did to him last night… but I’ll happily oblige and take it like a G…
@Gypsy
I’m sorry!!!! But….. this is the before pic because in 4 hours, 42 mins, my snatch may look TOTALLY different!
@Kah/Saucey
*hits split*
@Fefe
I love that site. I got a paid membership and all from last year (don’t ask why.) They were even following me on Twitter and responding o me I visited their site so damned much!
Saucey Bossy
*wonders if his Rude account still exists*
Hey Saucey
caligirl says:
Mochacashmere – That’s the problem… You can’t give up. Glad I was able to help.
#You are welcome and
#Thank you
______________________________________________________________________
I missed it. What is the problem?
@Tatted
Who are you making xxx with?
WAIT WHERE WAS I
I’m about to put my shyt on craigslist under gypsy puzzy!
You are ON IT TODAY care to share 
I KID
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gypsyeyes says:
I’m about to put my shyt on craigslist under gypsy puzzy!
____________
What is wrong with you today
@cali
Been using one for 13 years, my last one shocked my inner thight the wire came out. All you need it outlet, batteries are too expensive.
#be careful
#helpful
____________
I can’t with you today…..
gypsyeyes says:
I’m about to put my shyt on craigslist under gypsy puzzy!
——————
:watchinglifeflashbeforemyeyes: right before–>
ACE!!
<—Really restraining you.
Det. iHeart has a few questions for you to answer…
Sassy I’m buying a stomach just like yours in June
@DOUGIE
DO THAT FROM A HAND STAND
@ gypsyeyes says:
I’m about to put my shyt on craigslist under gypsy puzzy!
____________________
Be careful with that….these crazy mofos may come by beat it up and cut out and bring it home as a souvenir.
pzzy souvenirs round these parts.
Choco aka Hippie says:
SUP Saucey
So who’s gettn banged tonight
______________________________________________________________
not me…
Detective Iheart says:
Can we please move to a non-italic post. This ish is hurting my eyes
_____________________
I’ve had 12 seizures like I’m watching a Diddy video!
@Choco
I’m prolly gonna get banged tonight as a “punishment” for what I did to him last night… but I’ll happily oblige and take it like a G
____________________________
Im gonna go buy fruit roll ups
@Tatted
Send me the tape, I’ll help upload it.
@Choco
ME, ME, ME, ME, MEEEEE!!! *raises hand and jumps around*
@Gypsy
If I find out you really selling your snatch on Craiglist, I swear I’ma report you to the BBB. I really am!
@ Saucey – I don’t know wha’chu tom’bout!
gypsyeyes says:
Detective Iheart says:
Can we please move to a non-italic post. This ish is hurting my eyes
_____________________
I’ve had 12 seizures like I’m watching a Diddy video!
_________
*logs out of life*
Mochacashmere says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
SUP Saucey
So who’s gettn banged tonight
______________________________________________________________
not me…
_______________________
Damn shame
because in 4 hours, 42 mins, my snatch may look TOTALLY different!
————————–
#bringembackrechargeem 
*whispers* I “lift” rechargeable batteries from work
not me…
______________________
Cradles you in my arms and hums “swing low sweet chariot”
@YGO
You mean I haven’t already checked you several times over?
Ain’t no tape long enough to hold me
I’m like a double CD
#greatesthits
#nobreaks
We need a
cause this conversation has went straight up 
hums “swing low sweet chariot”
Sassy I’m buying a stomach just like yours in June
just get the flex belt got mine off ebay yesterday brand new $60.00
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Cray
Detective Iheart says:
Can we please move to a non-italic post. This ish is hurting my eyes
_______________________________________________
Tell ‘em babe! They ain’t hip!
Is it weird to get it beat up so bad until you feel like you want to pee but you actually can’t?
I have never smoked a doobie until last year for my friends bday. In the midst of this my mom calls for a ride from the senior center cause she went to a dance. I picked her up after smoking for like 2 hours and I promise yall I pulled over on the side of the street mad cause I couldn’t understand why I was on Peachtree St. in Atlanta.
I HOPE THAT YALL REALIZE THAT I LIVE IN HARTFORD CT!
I sat there for minutes before my mama asked what was wrong and I said this street looks like Peachtree and her dementia having azz said, it sure does.
WHO IS GETTING BENT OVER AND SPANKED LIKE A BAD ASS CHILD SCREAMING DADDY?
@Saucey
*puzzy pops 3 times and hits split from a handstand, bouncing up and doing a backflip to end up standing with my hands on my hips chewing gum*
@Hershey
I’m tryna buy one like Halle Berry’s! Will your surgeon do a BOGO 50% off deal?
FeFe says:
gypsyeyes says:
Detective Iheart says:
Can we please move to a non-italic post. This ish is hurting my eyes
_____________________
I’ve had 12 seizures like I’m watching a Diddy video!
_________
*logs out of life*
____________
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
Sassy I’m buying a stomach just like yours in June
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Cray just get the flex belt got mine off ebay yesterday brand new $60.00
__________________
Was thinking about getting one too. I’m just so skeptical after reading the reviews.
@ISO
Nope most of those moves were seen before they were made
That one came out the blue.
Is it weird to get it beat up so bad until you feel like you want to pee but you actually can’t?
____________________________
No but you will contract a UTI from that chit tho!
kahmmillion says:
Is it weird to get it beat up so bad until you feel like you want to pee but you actually can’t?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kah
that’s that squirt comin don’t be scared…….
all in favor of moving to the Solomon and Chewbaka post say “I”…
@KAhmillion
That happens to me EVERYTIME we have sex. I be like: “I hafta pee!” He be like: “go ahead and do it then.”
I be like:
“Not on MY $1000 mattress! Who gon clean that sh*t up?! That aint covered in the warranty! I’ll hold it.”
And as soon as we’re done… I don’t hafta go no more. Mystery to me!
flex belt got mine off ebay yesterday brand new $60.00
@DOUGIE
*puzzy pops 3 times and hits split from a handstand, bouncing up and doing a backflip to end up standing with my hands on my hips chewing gum*
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@Kah what damn reviews Sassy gave proof of the review I needed but what did they say
change says:
kahmmillion says:
Is it weird to get it beat up so bad until you feel like you want to pee but you actually can’t?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kah
that’s that squirt comin don’t be scared…….
__________________
More like pee pee lol
change says:
kahmmillion says:
Is it weird to get it beat up so bad until you feel like you want to pee but you actually can’t?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kah
that’s that squirt comin don’t be scared…….
______________________________
Yep
Just push…
@ SAUCEY82 says:
WHO IS GETTING BENT OVER AND SPANKED LIKE A BAD ASS CHILD SCREAMING DADDY?
_______________________
Not me, but as I can recall, being bent over – all the way over – with your legs spread and homie beating you down to the white meat then then spanking the hell out of you while calling you a bish….is the way to go!
@YGO
You’re saying I’m predictable? I’ll see what I can do about that.
Kah, the belt works, don’t let nobody tell you that it doesn’t.
Choco aka Hippie says:
not me…
______________________
Cradles you in my arms and hums “swing low sweet chariot”
______________________________________________________
*hugs choco tightly*
That just settled it, Imma get me another one, and toss that mofo (again) when I’m satisfied
_______________________
Why did you toss the old one?
I learned all about the “squirt” if feels like you gotta pee, but it’s really just female ejaculation…go with it…
kahmmillion says:
@ SAUCEY82 says:
WHO IS GETTING BENT OVER AND SPANKED LIKE A BAD ASS CHILD SCREAMING DADDY?
_______________________
Not me, but as I can recall, being bent over – all the way over – with your legs spread and homie beating you down to the white meat then then spanking the hell out of you while calling you a bish….is the way to go!
_______________________________________________________________________
Cant say when I squirt I feel like Im going to pee
@tatted-why you cry!
Why did you toss the old one?
Because I’d lost about 12 lbs and 4 inches and that was enough for me. I was satisfied. I’ve had two belts within the past 12-14 yrs
Once you see your results, you be like what belt
@Sassy
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@KAhmillion
That happens to me EVERYTIME we have sex. I be like: “I hafta pee!” He be like: “go ahead and do it then.”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
he tryna to get you to squirt on him just let it go
its not pee
it’s clear
FeFe says:
I learned all about the “squirt” if feels like you gotta pee, but it’s really just female ejaculation…go with it…
_____________________________
@FEFE
I DONT SQUIRT
I REALLY WANT TOO!!!!
THAT **** IS A TURN ON
IGO
@Sassy, I want you to know the other day when the topic was anal, yo ass made me weak talmbout “mr can take his dookie dyk ass on cause love don’t live in my anus no more” I shed real life tears and my knees were weak
@Choco
The squirt is different than the usual O…they both have the same result, but squirting is like those chicks in the porn who can
all across the room and chit… 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
FeFe says:
I learned all about the “squirt” if feels like you gotta pee, but it’s really just female ejaculation…go with it…
_____________________________
it makes a huge mess too, best to do it in the tub
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Am I wrong because I like to lay in it
I like to bask in my glory I just created
@ISO
No I didnt say that… See how you just went woman on me and jump to conclusions.
@CHANGE
STHU!!!!
What happened to the comment numbers?
change says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
FeFe says:
I learned all about the “squirt” if feels like you gotta pee, but it’s really just female ejaculation…go with it…
_____________________________
it makes a huge mess too, best to do it in the tub
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Am I wrong because I like to lay in it
I like to bask in my glory I just created
_______________________________________
NOPE
Not wrong what so ever
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
Is it weird to get it beat up so bad until you feel like you want to pee but you actually can’t?
____________________________
No but you will contract a UTI from that chit tho!
____________________
Nah, not gettin it beat up so won’t happen.
Why is my screen so sticky?
Nastee azzes up her squirting and shyt! Where dee hail this convo go to?
FeFe says:
I learned all about the “squirt” if feels like you gotta pee, but it’s really just female ejaculation…go with it…
___________
Squirted all over hubby a coupla weeks ago and had to get up and change the sheets after we were done
cause I was ret to roll on over and go to sleep after the O
@Change
Not on my good sheets. He gon’ have to wait until I put the raggedy set on there or something.
@IHeart
I was soooo dead azz serious too! He ain’t been near my anus SINCE! I was traumatized!
@ Gyps – cause I NEED it!
@ change says:
kahmmillion says:
Is it weird to get it beat up so bad until you feel like you want to pee but you actually can’t?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kah
that’s that squirt comin don’t be scared…….
_________________________
That right there is just telling you that he is beating it right…oh so right.
squirt so it aint pee??
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS PEE PEE!!
@Fe
I squirt and do so well its just that my urge doesn’t always make me feel like I have to pee and I don’t squirt in my tub I squirt all over him!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@KAhmillion
That happens to me EVERYTIME we have sex. I be like: “I hafta pee!” He be like: “go ahead and do it then.”
I be like:
________________
And you be thinking….only if I could rain all over your sick big boy….I would just give you a golden shower
@DOUGIE
I CANT BRING MYSELF TO DO ANAL
I’M FREAKY AS THEY COME OR MAYBE MORE
BUT DAMN!!
Everybody!
Who has real cheap insurance? Geico is tryna raise my damn premium up too damn high because of that little “misunderstanding” I had with Mister’s car.
Anybody got any recs for a good, but not-raping-me insurance company.
And don’t say:
Geico
State Farm
All State
Progressive
MAIF
Erie (I woud go back to them but they act funny sometimes.)
@Choco
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
squirt so it aint pee?? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS PEE PEE!!
_______________________________________________
Look like someone needs a few lessons
Well yall got to go. Had fun cutting up with yall even though I didn’t say much
If I don’t get a chance to get back on have a good weekend.
@Sassy-take another picture so we could make sure your snatch didn’t get taken away.
And I will be expecting a package of AAA batteries from somebody!
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
@Kah what damn reviews Sassy gave proof of the review I needed but what did they say
________________
On Amazon…But you right, Sassy did approve…Imma cop one later.
@ yallcrazy says:
Kah, the belt works, don’t let nobody tell you that it doesn’t.
______________
Imma get one!!! Yay!
I am getting just a tad bit horny now ! Time for me to log off before I break off this celibacy kick
SO THIS WHOLE FUKN TIME I BEEN DEPRIVING MY SELF FROM THE SQUIRT!!!
AND IT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN THE FPUZZY IS GETN BEAT….
@Kah
Girl, I’ve been peeing on that man since 2005. He ain’t worried whether its pee or not.
@YGO
Sometimes my estrogen takes over.
@Sassy
My husband is a vet so we have USAA and I like them…
Did gypsy just say she didn’t “say much”?????
@Gypsy
Bye! Have a good one! And I’ma LOAN you some batts. You gotta give em back though.
I’ma post a pic maybe after my snatch recuperates.
4 hours, 15 mins….and counting.
@ Choco aka Hippie says:
Cant say when I squirt I feel like Im going to pee
_________________
Same here, from what I can recall.
I SAID……………..
@Sassy
Try Farmers Insurance
CAN U IMAGINE THE SHEETS THO… I ALREADY MAKE A MESS THATS WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS PEEPEE TRYING TO COME OUT… IF ITS THAT SQUIRT…OOOOOWWWWW!! I LIKES… I FEEL NASTY NOW…
YALL MO’FUKAS TEACH A BISH SOME NEW SHAIT ERRDAY!!!
@Fe Fe
USAA is the Best… I have it too
@Fefe
Can I only get USAA if I am a vet? What if I just am a plain ole public service federal worker?
@TATTED
WHAT IS WRONG!! WHAT IS GOING ON MAMA!!!!
*looking up Farmer’s and USAA*
@SIS
WATS MATTER.. CAN WE MOVE THIS FIESTA TO ANOTHER POST THO?? 
@ISO
Yeah That was the first time I caught that… Thats like Batman running out of smoke pellets
@ Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Gypsy
I’ma post a pic maybe after my snatch recuperates.
4 hours, 15 mins….and counting.
_______________
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
squirt so it aint pee?? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS PEE PEE!!
_______________________________________________
Look like someone needs a few lessons
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Be easy on her
@Sass
I’m not sure…u may want to call them and ask, they may have a separate package to offer…since you are a federal worker, I would think you can still get it…
@ @Sassy
E-Mofk’n- Insurance saved me a boat loan…..and, they are an Allstate Company now. Allstate is reputable, I had them for years.
@KAH
I SAY BUST THEY ARSH DOWN… MAKE SURE THEY ARE EASY ON THE EYES..LOL
*ahem*
Once again, this thread is moving REALLY slow…so who’s in favor of moving to the Lamar post????
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Fe
I squirt and do so well its just that my urge doesn’t always make me feel like I have to pee and I don’t squirt in my tub I squirt all over him!
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Professional
We need to move to the post downstairs ASAP!!
THE HAYLE YALL DO TO THIS BLOG AND HOW IS IT LOADING SO FAST AT 545 COMMENTS AND ERRYTHANG IN ITALICS
Sooo…are we moving now or…
change says:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
squirt so it aint pee?? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS PEE PEE!!
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Look like someone needs a few lessons
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Be easy on her
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But of course
IGO… IM AN AWWSOME STUDENT… ESSTRA CREDIT ALL THE WAY
Went to lamar and khloe ain’t nobody there
@ SIS & Saucey – I NEED “IT” BADLY!
SO ARE WE MOVING
Damn damn damn I done missed all this juicy convo !
IGO
sometimes I feel like sometimes if I had a real one I would be you
only time I’m envious is when i can’t buss in it or the mouth
too much….
@TATTED
SO DO I!!!!!!!
I PROMISE YOU CAN PLUG MY FINGER INTO A TOY AND IT WILL TURN ON
@ SAUCEY82 says:
@KAH
I SAY BUST THEY ARSH DOWN… MAKE SURE THEY ARE EASY ON THE EYES..LOL
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No doubt….No ugly men have ever entered all this fluff….I don’t do short men, fat men, ugly men, skinny men, halitosis breath men, broke men, big booty men, small peen men (hell nah, hell hell nah). I like to lose feeling in my legs too much to deal with a man who ain’t slangin big meat….I like to get beat down….choked out….slammed, slapped, all that…. You feel me….lol
@KAH
LMMFAO!!!!!! GET IT !!!!!!!
@Change
Thats why I fks with you
WOW 600!
So is esurance still cheap?
WHAT in the heck did i miss
what we Talmbout????
@ Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
So is esurance still cheap?
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Very much so. They saved me over $300. They are still cheaper than Allstate, although Allstate bought E-surance. Try them out….Also, Safeco has good rates at times.
Hey Sasss do you have any Before pictures you care to share. We know your a petite chick anyway. I just wanna see what difference did it make. Cuz i wanna lick whipped cream off of that tummy.. * No (homorne)
lol
@ MsOnederful says:
WOW 600!
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All becuz a bunch of horny bishes running round this bish (me included)!
@ MsOnederful says:
Hey Sasss do you have any Before pictures you care to share. We know your a petite chick anyway. I just wanna see what difference did it make. Cuz i wanna lick whipped cream off of that tummy.. * No (homorne) lol
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just say that vid
but damn what happened btw the filming of sparkle and grammy weekend? whitney was heavier (was it for the role only)? she was considerably smaller (but not sickly looking by no means) when we saw her in the days b4 she passed…… im still sad
esurance
Thats who Ive been with for 2yrs. Im a very aggressive driver w/ the record to match. hehe. But I pay $115 for the two cars I have on the policy. And they just got grabbed by Allstate if I member correctly.
*scrolls up*
Oh we changed topics 299 comments ago
welp
But who broke the blog though?
we in the Khloe Lamar post you guys
Thanks @Change. The rest of these heffas ..
oTB
We’ve missed you
come on in the light on the khloe post!!
Can’t wait to see the movie! She is glowing and she looks happy! Same wig, same color dress how ironic…..
u Whitney always!!!
I’ve been bamboozled by sleep
God is so Awesome.. WHitney was def called by Jesus. Give him glory! Our God is a redeemer and through Whitney it showed
Sparkle is one of my all-time favorite movies! I can’t wait to see this in the fall.