Bruno Mars Covers Playboy Magazine’s Sex & Music Issue

Sandra Rose March 13, 2012

Bruno Mars Covers Playboy

Singer Bruno Mars is on the cover of the April 2012 “Sex & Music” issue of Playboy. But it’s not what you think. The modest singer didn’t take it all off for Playboy (but you would love it if he did!)

From MTV Buzzworthy:

Inside the issue, Bruno kept things classy, talking mostly about his music, his influences, and who he’d most like to work with: “Jimi Hendrix. I think he’s the greatest guitar player in the world, and I would want to see him do his thing in person. He’s the reason I picked up a guitar in the first place.” Something tells us Jimi would be pretty proud of your cover shoot, Bruno. Electric Ladyland, indeed.

Bruno Mars Covers Playboy Magazine

Ty

I love Bruno but me no likey those pics
lite coffee

Bruno Mars. He can definitely get it!
EB

Bruno Mars
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

He is NOT my cup of tea —>
BlackBeauti

No Bueno… I’ll rather sex my dildo… I’ll pass on Richie Valentine
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

I love Bruno and he likes is ladies brown. I would love to see him in concert and I would love to let him stuff his beef in my taco. I love a singing man… who cares if he might smoke up the tv.
FoxE

his voice!!
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

BlackBeauti says:

No Bueno… I’ll rather sex my dildo… I’ll pass on Richie Valentine

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Could I watch you and ur dilly
BlackBeauti

I don’t do small mens like Bruno… He will pass out trying to lift my legs on his shoulders and I will crush him trying to ride.
kahmmillion

snort:
kahmmillion
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

The modest singer didn’t take it all off for Playboy (but you would love it if he did!
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Maybe if I was a dude and was into other dudes… but nah… pass…
bnatural

He does absolutely nothing for me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

BlackBeauti says:

I don’t do small mens like Bruno… He will pass out trying to lift my legs on his shoulders and I will crush him trying to ride.
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU

BlackBeauti says:

No Bueno… I’ll rather sex my dildo… I’ll pass on Richie Valentine

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If it was between Bruno or B.O.B.(battery operated boyfriend)… me and Bob are in for some long nights…
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

“I’d jump in front of a train for ya….”

Yes, Mr. Mars….

Fuggin JMO – You made me scream
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

or wait. That was Black Beauti
Vanguard Reese

I hate his hair… He can sing, tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

bnatural says:
He does absolutely nothing for me…
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#AsWell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

I like Bruno Mars.

<—– to just the way you are

I just wanted to use that emo.
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

Richie Valens

La Bamba!
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

dont know who he is # DJM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

or wait. That was Black Beauti
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I was about to say, “damn, because I died??” (comment 14)
CD FENTY

I love her voice and she is absoutely gorgeous rocking the retro Elvis hairdo
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

@Creamy – he sang the hook to ‘Nothing on You’ by B.O.B.

“Beautiful Girls, all over the world, I could be chasin’ but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, Baby; Nothing on you baby”

Thank you, thank you very much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

MP
I Go There

“Beautiful Girls, all over the world, I could be chasin’ but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, Baby; Nothing on you baby”

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I like that song right there.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Brrrruno
MissHarlem

Everytime I see him I literally IDK why though however his music is cool
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I love Bruno Mars but I don’t want to see his
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

Sawwy JMO

The comment was right above mine. I saw that and hollered all loud and chit…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I caaaatch a grenade for your..
CD FENTY

That awkward moment when your co-worker says something and u stick up your middle finger to their back and they turn around abruptly and catch you O_O
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

I Go There says:

“Beautiful Girls, all over the world, I could be chasin’ but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, Baby; Nothing on you baby”

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I like that song right there.
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…and which unlucky victim do you sing that to, so they swoon themselves right outta they draws?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Umm had to take a nap in my car whew what ya’ll talm bout
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

CD – you made me spit out my mtn dew….Co-worker saw you flipping the bird, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

Shake it to the East; Shake it to the West….
It really doesn’t matter; who shakes the best
Hey, hey….cause I shake the best
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Ky, where you at, posting this chit?!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

What he some type of new elvis or suntin, trying to think of something he reminds me of
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

I caaaatch a grenade for your..
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…but you won’t do the same… *sniff*
The Makeup Maven

I wanna be a billionaire so fcking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

<— whilst singing Billionaire!
CD FENTY

Jenie says:
Umm had to take a nap in my car whew what ya’ll talm bout
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We were asking Sandra what did u do or say in the previous post that would make her want to ban u
yallcrazy
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

CD FENTY says:

I love her voice and she is absoutely gorgeous rocking the retro Elvis hairdo
__________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

CD
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

JMO says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

Shake it to the East; Shake it to the West….
It really doesn’t matter; who shakes the best
Hey, hey….cause I shake the best
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Ky, where you at, posting this chit?!!
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Bored at the office

I saw those cheeks just a-switchin’ and that was THE FIRST thing I thought of…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

<—– Doin the butt, sexy sexy, ain't nuthin wrong, if ya wanna do the butt, all night long, yeah yeah. owwww
yallcrazy

Shake it to the East; Shake it to the West….
It really doesn’t matter; who shakes the best
Hey, hey….cause I shake the best
______________________________________________________________________

Ky, where you at, posting this chit?!!
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I know that one too
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

CD FENTY says:

That awkward moment when your co-worker says something and u stick up your middle finger to their back and they turn around abruptly and catch you O_O
I Go There

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

“Beautiful Girls, all over the world, I could be chasin’ but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, Baby; Nothing on you baby”

_____________________________________

I like that song right there.
———————————————————————-
…and which unlucky victim do you sing that to, so they swoon themselves right outta they draws?
_____________________________

I think you might be getting me and what i do mixed up… I dont tell women shait I dont mean to get into their panties. I have a bit more substance than that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

YSoSrs says:

I love Bruno Mars but I don’t want to see his
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Ummm, miss, I need for you to get a Twitter acct. Fayla adn I said that you better have one by Wednesday, EST, or else
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

<————————————— dis chat !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

*Wednesday, 5pm EST
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

“Beautiful Girls, all over the world, I could be chasin’ but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, Baby; Nothing on you baby”

_____________________________________

I like that song right there.
———————————————————————-
…and which unlucky victim do you sing that to, so they swoon themselves right outta they draws?
_____________________________

I think you might be getting me and what i do mixed up… I dont tell women shait I dont mean to get into their panties. I have a bit more substance than that.
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you and what you do mixed up?

Let me go ponder on that for a bit and I’ll be right back…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

OGMOMMYY!!

Why for you and Fayla wants me to get a Twittah?
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

Unpredictable says:

*Wednesday, 5pm EST
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That’s 3PM Mountain, YSO

#helpful
CD FENTY

Doing all this in front of IGo

IGo
CookieMonsterZ
The Makeup Maven

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

“Beautiful Girls, all over the world, I could be chasin’ but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, Baby; Nothing on you baby”

_____________________________________

I like that song right there.
———————————————————————-
…and which unlucky victim do you sing that to, so they swoon themselves right outta they draws?
_____________________________

I think you might be getting me and what i do mixed up… I dont tell women shait I dont mean to get into their panties. I have a bit more substance than that.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<– REALLY LEFT OVER TURKEY TACOS!
yallcrazy

4pm CST

or when
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

yallcrazy says:

Shake it to the East; Shake it to the West….
It really doesn’t matter; who shakes the best
Hey, hey….cause I shake the best
______________________________________________________________________

Ky, where you at, posting this chit?!!
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I know that one too
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Trust, my pom squad wasn’t cool enough to do a cheer like that.
(these heffas wanted me on the squad cause I would add ‘soul.’ Their words not mine :lol:)

I just had a ‘Poetic Justice’ flashback…

Fuggin Chicago’s azz “Damn…breathing on my like a damn Dragon”
CD FENTY

IGo says:
I think you might be getting me and what i do mixed up… I dont tell women shait I dont mean to get into their panties. I have a bit more substance than that.

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IGo shut the hell up and let me play jump rope with that chocolate dyck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe

I can’t get with Bruno…not my type by far… his music though!

gnite everyone!
yallcrazy

<– REALLY LEFT OVER TURKEY TACOS!

With avocado? *salivates*
I Go There

@CD

Man you just dont know… all that shait talking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Tatted!!!!!! <——— this reminds me of the dance MC Hammer used to do in Hammertime
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

CD FENTY says:

Doing all this in front of IGo

IGo

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Chill, CD. You’re gonna test IGO and his ‘substance’
I Go There

CD FENTY says:

IGo says:
I think you might be getting me and what i do mixed up… I dont tell women shait I dont mean to get into their panties. I have a bit more substance than that.

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IGo shut the hell up and let me play jump rope with that chocolate dyck
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yall killing me…
CD FENTY

Fe
yallcrazy

Fi

@Ky & CD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

I need for all you heffas & hoes (the men) to get Twitter accts, or else, line up and get
The Makeup Maven

MIRS

<— for my EBRO
yallcrazy

Yep U, that’s what we’re gonna call it “The Can’t Touch This!”
I Go There

KY

you still thinking huh
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – I had guacamole on it…no whole advocados!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Fe
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

@Mirs doling out Corporal Punishment
yallcrazy

@U, I signed up for one when it first came out (for a mktg class) but I’m gonna go back and see how I reset the password and login stuff.

Just, not today *puts it on to-do list*
yallcrazy

Tatted, that’s my thing now! On a taco, nothing but the meat, some lettuce and about 1/2 an avocado #goodcholesterol
CD FENTY

Well IGo I’m going to stop messing with ya since you being stingy with the CD <— well aint that specah we have the same initials

But rest assured when you ready for me to play Jane on that Tarzan let ya girl know
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

I Go There says:

KY

you still thinking huh

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Naw just moved on…I have a short attention span

None a nair nutta story of yours involves substance, so try again, bruh…

Let’s see:

Chick exposing their gap on the washing machine

Kanye’s Momma in Burlington

Females inviting you to drinks and din din to make nice

Yup. There’s that substance I was craving
I Go There

Unpredictable says:

I need for all you heffas & hoes (the men) to get Twitter accts, or else, line up and get
____________________________

Ive been thinking about it… still dont know if I will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Jordan LOVES Bruno.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

oh. so the bish just gone roll up & interrogate me.

am i from here?
military?
Married?
children?
how many?
ARE THEY BY THE SAME FATHER?? BITCH U DONT FUGGIN KNOW ME!!!!

THIS from the broker’s asst that noted all i do is eat round here
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—me beatin that hoe ASS!!!
I Go There

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

KY

you still thinking huh

—————————————————————–
Naw just moved on…I have a short attention span

None a nair nutta story of yours involves substance, so try again, bruh…

Let’s see:

Chick exposing their gap on the washing machine

Kanye’s Momma in Burlington

Females inviting you to drinks and din din to make nice

Yup. There’s that substance I was craving
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And Not one time did I hit on or have sex with anyone of them.
Cause it takes more than
Showing you cooch
Neck Tatt
and fair skin for me to want to sleep with you.
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ARE THEY BY THE SAME FATHER?? BITCH U DONT FUGGIN KNOW ME!!!!
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Whoa!
yallcrazy

Fay, tell that bish to yo!
I Go There

CD FENTY says:

Well IGo I’m going to stop messing with ya since you being stingy with the CD <— well aint that specah we have the same initials

But rest assured when you ready for me to play Jane on that Tarzan let ya girl know
__________________________________

*Its Noted CD
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Sooo…Ty is craving IGo’s “substance” huh…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@Fay, you need me to stomp her azz out with a pair of stilettos??????
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

KY

you still thinking huh

—————————————————————–
Naw just moved on…I have a short attention span

None a nair nutta story of yours involves substance, so try again, bruh…

Let’s see:

Chick exposing their gap on the washing machine

Kanye’s Momma in Burlington

Females inviting you to drinks and din din to make nice

Yup. There’s that substance I was craving
________________________________________

And Not one time did I hit on or have sex with anyone of them.
Cause it takes more than
Showing you cooch
Neck Tatt
and fair skin for me to want to sleep with you.
————————————————————————
And while that may very well be the case, you portray yourself as the prettier than everyone else chick, that everyone wants, but no one can have….
yallcrazy

I’d ask her all her same questions right back…

Yts don’t realize how racist ish is until you throw it back at them.
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

YSoSrs says:

Sooo…Ty is craving IGo’s “substance” huh…
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Only crave the real substance
yallcrazy

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

KY

you still thinking huh

—————————————————————–
Naw just moved on…I have a short attention span

None a nair nutta story of yours involves substance, so try again, bruh…

Let’s see:

Chick exposing their gap on the washing machine

Kanye’s Momma in Burlington

Females inviting you to drinks and din din to make nice

Yup. There’s that substance I was craving
________________________________________

And Not one time did I hit on or have sex with anyone of them.
Cause it takes more than
Showing you cooch
Neck Tatt
and fair skin for me to want to sleep with you.
————————————————————————
And while that may very well be the case, you portray yourself as the prettier than everyone else chick, that everyone wants, but no one can have….
————-
Ky, you do know that Igo is a guy, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

CD FENTY says:

Well IGo I’m going to stop messing with ya since you being stingy with the CD <— well aint that specah we have the same initials

But rest assured when you ready for me to play Jane on that Tarzan let ya girl know
_________________________

please join twitter girl
CD FENTY

“Its noted”

Makes my own notes on certain folks
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YALL, Pint-size, & Ky

i got 59 mo mins in this bish & that ugly hoe gone home anyway :rollseyes:

supv is about to email the CEO about it tho
hell even SHE (my supv) was offended FOR me
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:stop:

Did Ky just call IGo a “prettier than everyone else CHICK”?

I keep telling him to give us a dck print or something or this will keep happening.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I was really hoping him and Rocsi turned out to be a real couple. She is so unlucky in love. I want the girl to be happy for once.
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

@Yall – I’m aware, but just because IGO is a Man doesn’t mean he’s above female tendencies…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

To everyone that has a twitter account: Is the account under your real name or do you have it under something else?
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

YALL, Pint-size, & Ky

i got 59 mo mins in this bish & that ugly hoe gone home anyway :rollseyes:

supv is about to email the CEO about it tho
hell even SHE (my supv) was offended FOR me
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That’s how ya do it, Fay! Have this hoe collecting unemployment by the end of the week…
I Go There

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

KY

you still thinking huh

—————————————————————–
Naw just moved on…I have a short attention span

None a nair nutta story of yours involves substance, so try again, bruh…

Let’s see:

Chick exposing their gap on the washing machine

Kanye’s Momma in Burlington

Females inviting you to drinks and din din to make nice

Yup. There’s that substance I was craving
________________________________________

And Not one time did I hit on or have sex with anyone of them.
Cause it takes more than
Showing you cooch
Neck Tatt
and fair skin for me to want to sleep with you.
————————————————————————
And while that may very well be the case, you portray yourself as the prettier than everyone else chick, that everyone wants, but no one can have….
________________________________________________

Trust that is so not the case… How could you even judge that off those 3 intances…

1… The girl was hot in the ass… A muskrat could have been standing there and she would have done the same.

2. I Never spoke to Kanye’s mom… I just saw her

3. From my view ole girl seems nuttier than a fruit cake…

Please dont let my confidence get confused with conceit. It’d be better to get to know me before you do that.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Vanguard Reese says:

I hate his hair…
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That is what makes him unsexy to me. Well that and his hieght challenges.
CD FENTY

@Ky

The type of dude that keeps pulling it out and wanting you to look at it then at him with yours eyes screaming “daddy dont hurt me”
CD FENTY

I’m outty 5000 folks See yall tomorrow

MP :hugs: Bye suga wuga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

MP bye girl
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

I Go There says:

Trust that is so not the case… How could you even judge that off those 3 intances…

1… The girl was hot in the ass… A muskrat could have been standing there and she would have done the same.

2. I Never spoke to Kanye’s mom… I just saw her

3. From my view ole girl seems nuttier than a fruit cake…

Please dont let my confidence get confused with conceit. It’d be better to get to know me before you do that.
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Those were just the three that readily came to mind. You have had many more tales from the water cooler…

True, I don’t KNOW you. All I know is what you put out on SR and thus far, you’ve put out the ‘I’m special’ vibe. If I knew you personally, yeah, say don’t judge till I get to know you, but that will more than likely never happen.

And sorry, boo, but your ‘confidence’ does come off as ‘conceit’. That’s how you played the cards…
Phrozen1der

His hair makes me laugh like this….. ——>
I Go There

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@Yall – I’m aware, but just because IGO is a Man doesn’t mean he’s above female tendencies…
__________________________________

Female tendencies… Perhaps?

maybe Im particular.. and wont run up on any woman just because she got a slit between her legs.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

JMO says:

To everyone that has a twitter account: Is the account under your real name or do you have it under something else?
*****************

Not sure if I was really supposed to answer this, but just in case…. I don’t use my real name on Twitter. I want to be able to blast celebs without making it easy for me to put a hit out on me.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YGO

It’s an Aries thing. They wouldn’t understand.
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

CD FENTY says:

@Ky

The type of dude that keeps pulling it out and wanting you to look at it then at him with yours eyes screaming “daddy dont hurt me”
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Exactly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@JMO, what’s ya twitter????
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Peace out CD. Right behind you.
CD FENTY

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@Yall – I’m aware, but just because IGO is a Man doesn’t mean he’s above female tendencies…
__________________________________

Female tendencies… Perhaps?

maybe Im particular.. and wont run up on any woman just because she got a slit between her legs
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Blah, blah, blah get NAKED FOOL.

I’m DONE (Breezy voice)
Phrozen1der

Oh wow..what did I miss????
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@Yall – I’m aware, but just because IGO is a Man doesn’t mean he’s above female tendencies…
__________________________________

Female tendencies… Perhaps?

maybe Im particular.. and wont run up on any woman just because she got a slit between her legs.
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Oh bless your heart.

Being particular is one thing; pretending like your rod is the ‘golden child’ is another matter entirely….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Soooo, who’s checkin for the Doug & Jack Christie p0rnos????? I wonder if each one of her necks can give him neck????
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

Fuggin CD –

I can’t with you today…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YSO my apologies for not speaking earlier, u know how much i lubs u! & if u dont know NOW u know

now, the other day, me & Mirs was havin a chat bout how we gone ENCOURAGE u to get a twittanet

@JMO, just an alter ego on twitta. only social media with my real name is FB
Phrozen1der

Ewwwww are you serious @Mirs???
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

@Mirs
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KY

Unless you want his “golden child” it shouldn’t bother you, right?
Ty

Unpredictable says:

Soooo, who’s checkin for the Doug & Jack Christie p0rnos????? I wonder if each one of her necks can give him neck????
________________
I Go There

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

Trust that is so not the case… How could you even judge that off those 3 intances…

1… The girl was hot in the ass… A muskrat could have been standing there and she would have done the same.

2. I Never spoke to Kanye’s mom… I just saw her

3. From my view ole girl seems nuttier than a fruit cake…

Please dont let my confidence get confused with conceit. It’d be better to get to know me before you do that.
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Those were just the three that readily came to mind. You have had many more tales from the water cooler…

True, I don’t KNOW you. All I know is what you put out on SR and thus far, you’ve put out the ‘I’m special’ vibe. If I knew you personally, yeah, say don’t judge till I get to know you, but that will more than likely never happen.

And sorry, boo, but your ‘confidence’ does come off as ‘conceit’. That’s how you played the cards
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Sorry you think that way…. but I am special but it dont mean that I havent made my fair share of mistakes and mishaps. Im no different than alot of fellas… but if me thinking a certain way or being a lil out side of the box per se give folks that vibe… so be it. Cant apologize for being me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@Bird … gotcha!

@Unpre … I don’t have a twitter account but I’m thinking about getting one

On topic, I don’t think IGO is conceited at all. He jus likes what he likes and he’s vocal about it. Chit if thats the case, call my azz conceited too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

What????? That bish prolly gotta ill azz gag reflex, with all those necks.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FAYLA

But why? I’m pretty boring outside this blog to be honest. And I really don’t care about celebrities like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Unpre … I heard they were directing porn and its more of a “business venture” but you mean they are actually in it?
I Go There

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

I Go There says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@Yall – I’m aware, but just because IGO is a Man doesn’t mean he’s above female tendencies…
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Female tendencies… Perhaps?

maybe Im particular.. and wont run up on any woman just because she got a slit between her legs.
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Oh bless your heart.

Being particular is one thing; pretending like your rod is the ‘golden child’ is another matter entirely….
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WOW… first off I dont bring up my “rod” as you call it.
I do everything to get the conversation off of that. Its flattering yes… but it still gets to be a lil much sometimes. I just laugh if off.. If you notice. I have not one time talked about my dck like it was the end all be all… I dont mention it at all… That ladies do. So you might want to take that up with them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

JMO says:

@Bird … gotcha!

@Unpre … I don’t have a twitter account but I’m thinking about getting one

On topic, I don’t think IGO is conceited at all. He jus likes what he likes and he’s vocal about it. Chit if thats the case, call my azz conceited too
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We don’t knock @Man about what he likes, and you know how he moves. So you know we’re not judgemental about nobody else’s preferences.

Where is Man????
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

@YSO is was a simple point being made of IGO’s nature. I don’t care if your stingy with the dyck, but every story he tells, the female was just never good enough for him.

Males like that are irritating and their standards never match what they have to offer.

Example: I’m 5’4″ inches but any girl I’m with has to be 5’6″, has to always have painted toes and a masters degree.

@IGO I just hope you’re up to par….

I’m not salty, just observational.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

JMO says:

Unpre … I heard they were directing porn and its more of a “business venture” but you mean they are actually in it?
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Nah, from what I heard, they’re not in it, but I was just wondering.
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

Ooh…. “don’t bring up my rod” Big crybaby

Go take a midol, IGO
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

What’s wrong with thinking you and what you may have to offer are special? If you don’t, who will? Isn’t that called esteem of self?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

YSoSrs says:

@FAYLA

But why? I’m pretty boring outside this blog to be honest. And I really don’t care about celebrities like that.
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Just to shoot the chit with us outside of here.
Phrozen1der

Hmmmm @Ky But in that same respect aren’t alot of females like that?? Meaning chicks like dudes driving beamers,bmw’s,lexuses etc.. and he can’t have kids..but then she could be walking or taking a bus,effed up credit and 2 children with different daddies?? Not taking sides,#IJS that many people live their lives like a double standard..
yallcrazy

<–doesn't "know" him, but I know that Igo ain't all that

and not errbody can handle/deal with you yo, and I'm certainly sure you already know that
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Jmo, DJM me by the twitta name I picked (yrs ago) I just wanted my name to be "in it" and it was the best I could do
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Wow. This is beginning to sound personal sooo…

I still might throw a smart ass comment in here or there though cause that’s what I do.
Phrozen1der

@YSo
I Go There

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@YSO is was a simple point being made of IGO’s nature. I don’t care if your stingy with the dyck, but every story he tells, the female was just never good enough for him.

Males like that are irritating and their standards never match what they have to offer.

Example: I’m 5’4? inches but any girl I’m with has to be 5’6?, has to always have painted toes and a masters degree.

@IGO I just hope you’re up to par….

I’m not salty, just observational.
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Hold up KY…

I talk about the crazy shait that happens to me…. Its not some book of stories about women that “dont measure up” Its about how crazy the situations are if for a laugh… I dont speak on the relationship that DO happen because Im private. I just talk about funny shait thats all. Maybe In my attempt to talk about the funny shait it came across wrong but that wasnt my intent.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@OGMOMMY

I’ll think about it. I have until sundown tomorrow right? Or else
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Cuz I just figured out what DJM was. #duhmoment
yallcrazy

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@YSO is was a simple point being made of IGO’s nature. I don’t care if your stingy with the dyck, but every story he tells, the female was just never good enough for him.

Males like that are irritating and their standards never match what they have to offer.

Example: I’m 5’4? inches but any girl I’m with has to be 5’6?, has to always have painted toes and a masters degree.

@IGO I just hope you’re up to par….

I’m not salty, just observational.
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That’s because he only gives us his stories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

YSoSrs says:

@OGMOMMY

I’ll think about it. I have until sundown tomorrow right? Or else
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Yep. It’s either or <——your choice
yallcrazy

YSoSrs says:

Wow. This is beginning to sound personal sooo…

I still might throw a smart ass comment in here or there though cause that’s what I do.

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Whatchew waiting for
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

@Phro – yup. A lot of people have standards, period. Nothing wrong with that, but even people with standards have had some successful relations with others. From what IGO relays, that’s not the case because no one ever meets his requirements.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@YSO is was a simple point being made of IGO’s nature. I don’t care if your stingy with the dyck, but every story he tells, the female was just never good enough for him.

Males like that are irritating and their standards never match what they have to offer.

Example: I’m 5’4? inches but any girl I’m with has to be 5’6?, has to always have painted toes and a masters degree.

@IGO I just hope you’re up to par….

I’m not salty, just observational.
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Ky, not true. He’s told stories of women he was with who weren’t chit (i.e the girl he dedicated weeks to for valentines day and she went and dumped his azz right afterwards )

and your example actually applies to the viewpoint from most of the women on here. The other day, most of the women set those standards on dating men, esp short men, and no one gave them backlash about it although I don’t see anything wrong with it
yallcrazy

@U, DJM when you see my name
I Go There

Phrozen1der says:

Hmmmm @Ky But in that same respect aren’t alot of females like that?? Meaning chicks like dudes driving beamers,bmw’s,lexuses etc.. and he can’t have kids..but then she could be walking or taking a bus,effed up credit and 2 children with different daddies?? Not taking sides,#IJS that many people live their lives like a double standard..
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Homie just yesterday they were talking about height in dudes.. and some where saying they wouldnt date a guy under 6ft and shait like that… It is what it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@Yall
Phrozen1der

“It’s Eastside, we in this bish
Wish a ninja would like a tree in this bish
And if a leaf fall put some weed in that bish
That’s my MO add a B to that shit
I’m effed up, torn down
I’m twisted: door knob
Talk stupid, off with your head!
Ninja money talks and Mr Ed!
I’m so Young Money got a drum on the gun
Energizer bunny” <——Mean ass dougie!
caligirl

at JMO – Did you send me your handle for WWF?
yallcrazy

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@Phro – yup. A lot of people have standards, period. Nothing wrong with that, but even people with standards have had some successful relations with others. From what IGO relays, that’s not the case because no one ever meets his requirements.
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Ky, think about it (if he’s telling the truth) more men should be like that because then a woman would have to step up her game. I respect that he’s not getting all them hoes pants (if true) because HIV/Herpes ain’t no joke…
I Go There

From what IGO relays, that’s not the case because no one ever meets his requirements.
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Obviously you havent read all Ive posted…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

I don’t see a problem with anybody setting standards for themselves. As long as their list doesn’t look like Chili’s single-for-the-rest-of-her-life azz.

Hell, if muhfuggaz would set some type of standards, it wouldn’t so many damn cases of STD’s, chicks wouldn’t be walking around with 6 kids and 7 baby-daddies, and dudes wouldn’t have 6 kids with 6 different chicks and kids with the same birthdays with no sets of twins in sight.
Phrozen1der

@KY O’ok….

@IGo iDig…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Cali, does your handle start with a B?? Someone started the game with that handle but hasnt taken their first turn
yallcrazy

Jmo <–really cellphone
Phrozen1der

@Yall #TRUTH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@Yall, we are >>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

yallcrazy says:

Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes says:

@Phro – yup. A lot of people have standards, period. Nothing wrong with that, but even people with standards have had some successful relations with others. From what IGO relays, that’s not the case because no one ever meets his requirements.
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Ky, think about it (if he’s telling the truth) more men should be like that because then a woman would have to step up her game. I respect that he’s not getting all them hoes pants (if true) because HIV/Herpes ain’t no joke…
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http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KY

Maybe this sounds more serious to me than it is intended but unless you’re planning to fck him, why does any of that matter?
yallcrazy

Ok, I need to know the “what not to do” for twitter. ION wanna get “caughtup” or n oish like that. I might only be twitting with yall now that I think about it… *sigh*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Unpredictable says:

I don’t see a problem with anybody setting standards for themselves. As long as their list doesn’t look like Chili’s single-for-the-rest-of-her-life azz.

Hell, if muhfuggaz would set some type of standards, it wouldn’t so many damn cases of STD’s, chicks wouldn’t be walking around with 6 kids and 7 baby-daddies, and dudes wouldn’t have 6 kids with 6 different chicks and kids with the same birthdays with no sets of twins in sight.
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got damn thats alot of math in that comment … wait one sec

*1 plus 1, carry the 2 …
yallcrazy

Did Knowledge ever show back up? :boobies:

Phro @mean ass dougie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@Yall … for starters, i think its “tweeting”, not “twitting”

I could be wrong though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

JMO says:

Unpredictable says:

I don’t see a problem with anybody setting standards for themselves. As long as their list doesn’t look like Chili’s single-for-the-rest-of-her-life azz.

Hell, if muhfuggaz would set some type of standards, it wouldn’t so many damn cases of STD’s, chicks wouldn’t be walking around with 6 kids and 7 baby-daddies, and dudes wouldn’t have 6 kids with 6 different chicks and kids with the same birthdays with no sets of twins in sight.
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got damn thats alot of math in that comment … wait one sec

*1 plus 1, carry the 2 …
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Basically cases that may require a Maury show visit.
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

IGO I’ve read everything you’ve posted when I’m in SR.

I have on my big girl thongs, so if I missed something, I apologize.

Also, you can go back and read the posts. I didn’t comment on the tall conversation yesterday. I’ve commented on my own height or lack thereof…

So let me clarify –

Standards and preferences are good.

Using discretion is good.

Not falling for the okie doke, just cause ol’ girl has a slit between her legs is good.
I Go There

I just talk about the funny shat that happens to me…. I dont really speak on the connections I make with women cause Im private in aspect… And I dont have some crazy form of standards either. This shait is crazy…

Me of all people… WOW
NaijaGal

I always miss the good ish
NaijaGal

See I look to good for this necklace
And I look to good to be wearing this
You know I look way too good to be innocent
I’m conceited I got a reason

See I look to good to be driving that
And I look to good to be buying that
You know I look way to good to be trying that
I’m conceited I got a reason
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YGO

Ky wants to know if she’s good enough for your chocolate rod.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

NAIJA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

NaijaGal says:

See I look to good for this necklace
And I look to good to be wearing this
You know I look way too good to be innocent
I’m conceited I got a reason

See I look to good to be driving that
And I look to good to be buying that
You know I look way to good to be trying that
I’m conceited I got a reason
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#holdyaheadremyma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Let me stop cuz ion like Igo like that <— cuz he likes it
I Go There

@KY

Its all good…

I get what you saying though…but pleas dont think I wont talk to a woman due to some crazy azz standard.

To be honest as long as the women is nice and dont some crazy hang ups Ill talk to her.

Status
Race
Height
Weight
or whatever dont really matter to me that much.
NaijaGal

YSO & Unpre :stop: HAMMERTIME OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
caligirl

JMO says:

Cali, does your handle start with a B?? Someone started the game with that handle but hasnt taken their first turn
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LMAO Yeah that’s me! It got busy as hell! Today was my first day back in office. I’ve been away since Wednesday…..

IGO – What’s your handle?
caligirl

JMO – I’m logging on now, to beat that azz.
I Go There

Well Now Im a full member of SR

Ive been got at for shat that I post….

I can take off this prospect jacket now… Im a full rider.

Later yall….
yallcrazy

I Go There says:

I just talk about the funny shat that happens to me…. I dont really speak on the connections I make with women cause Im private in aspect… And I dont have some crazy form of standards either. This shait is crazy…

Me of all people… WOW
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See, you did it! You’re to blame! <–Igo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin….I thik I accidentally called it twitting or twittering once.
I Go There

Cali

Ask JMO for it.
yallcrazy

There are 2 up yall
Ky (Megatron Lover) Cakes

YSoSrs says:

@YGO

Ky wants to know if she’s good enough for your chocolate rod.
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Yeah. I could see how that could be misconstrued, but really, YSO, I’m good
yallcrazy

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Cousin….I thik I accidentally called it twitting or twittering once.
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Cousin I ain’t thinking about that lil whippersnapper (Jmo) coming in here correcting me and ish Hencing, me oops I mean “For Starter-ing” me

I will care when

I just wanted to use that one agane!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KY

You you’re not giving up on Megatron then?
caligirl

NaijaGal Thought you was Rose….
caligirl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Igo

Cali
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

yallcrazy says:

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Cousin….I thik I accidentally called it twitting or twittering once.
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Cousin I ain’t thinking about that lil whippersnapper (Jmo) coming in here correcting me and ish Hencing, me oops I mean “For Starter-ing” me

I will care when

I just wanted to use that one agane!
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*taps mic* ut um, don’t mean to break up this family reunion but er um … so what!!
yallcrazy

Like I said, I will care only once

And *whispers* we unplugged your mic already
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

cant stand yall
Phrozen1der

@Yall
Nah Baby, U Don’t Wanna Sing

Testing the sturdiness of my new butt implants—–>