Celeb Style: Now You Can Own Kanye West’s Giuseppe Zanotti Sandals for Only $5,800

Sandra Rose March 2, 2012

Rap producer Kanye West has conquered the world of music, but he’s having a little trouble convincing the world’s fashionistas to take him seriously as a designer.

Narcissists think very highly of themselves, but Kanye isn’t your average, run-of-the-mill narcissist.

Just to prove he’s the next Marc Jacobs, Kanye packed his things and moved to Europe — and he plans to stay there until the other fashion designers stop laughing at him behind his back.

Last week, Kanye debuted his DW collection during Paris fashion week. His designs, inspired by his late mother Donda West, barely evoked mention by the fashion critics. But the media did buzz about the shoes his models were wearing.

The pearl-adorned, ivory-beaded stilettos were designed especially for DW’s models by Giuseppe Zanotti.

And now you can own an exclusive pair for only $5,800.

According to US Weekly, the French retailer Colette Paris has listed the fashion-forward heels, made of calf leather and embroidered pearls, for $5,800 USD.

Kanye will debut his Fall/Winter 2012 DW collection during fashion week on March 5.

http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I love and hate how that picture suggests that Kanye is showing off that UGLY ass shoe just below frame.
Mamacita

“Only $5,800”

Only???
DoNotDeleteMe

Why does he look like he wants to prance around in those heels?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Ummm, I don’t like them…
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

No thanks. I wouldn’t wear them if Kanye himself gifted them to me.
FuturedocDonte

Sandra would have a “you can own” post in the heat of tax time
iAmChan

Kanye has a limp wrist —> so THEY say….a lot of people say it though.
DoNotDeleteMe

Those shoes are shaped like Derick J! Was he Kunt-ye’s inspiration?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

chittin me and they not cute no bueno !
LADYTEA

I wonder if Beyonce will cop a pair. better yet he will give her a pair
Danielle

Those shoes ugly as hell #NoThanks
Not that I could put out 6K on a pair of shoes anyway
FuturedocDonte

wait a min… is this a post about kanye’s clothing line or guiseppe shoes :laughing:
Danielle

I love me some Ye tho
GeminEyez

not interested in the shoe simply because its ugly…
Detective Iheart

That shoe is ugly as heyul
The Makeup Maven

Love me some Ye….BUT I CAN’T FCK W/THAT SHOE!
ryand91

I’ll pass they look wayyy too bulky, the shoe has too much going on period.
CD FENTY
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

iAmChan says:

Kanye has a limp wrist —> so THEY say….a lot of people say it though.

:ontopic: I dont like the shoes, Ye need to do better!
MUNCHOSGIRL

WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
The Makeup Maven

Oooh Well……………..

Cake Cake Cake Cake
Cake Cake Cake Cake
Cake Cake Cake Cake
Cake Cake Cake
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Maybe the shoe is supposed to have a leg warmer attached to it

I don’t give a damn who’s name is attached to that thick azz sandal it’s hideous
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

I’ll take a pair for 95.00 cause that’s all its worth, Really YE’ they kill me with these over the top prices, know it cost 6 dollars to make, GTHOWT,
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

MUNCHOSGIRL says:

WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
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I think the point is them shoes is 5 stacks, and they look like shatt!!!! point blank Peiord so who ever designed them needs to try again
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

“Basketball Wives: LA” star Imani Showalter may be trading a basketball for a Bible real soon. Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.

HipHollywood reports that Marvin Sapp and Imani Showalter began dating shortly after meeting at Verizon’s How Sweet the Sound choir competition on Oct. 28 in LA.

A source said,

“The two exchanged information and immediately started corresponding after the show. A week or so later Marvin flew her to Grand Rapids to visit him and so she could experience his church.”

The source added,

“They’ve been spending quite a bit of time together. They’re definitely falling in love and I wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up getting married.”

Since October, Imani has been spotted with Marvin at various concert dates and preaching engagements as well as the Stellar Gospel Awards.

So far, Marvin’s church accepts Imani, but they want her to stop tweeting risque photos!

One member was quoted as saying:

“If she seriously wants to be with him and plans to become the First Lady of his church, the last thing she needs to be doing is tweeting risqué photos of herself. That’s just a big no-no!”
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Marvin just feeling lonely since his wife passed, I hope this is NOT a dopamine effect??!!
ryand91

Heyyyyyy Hershey!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Maybe the shoe is supposed to have a leg warmer attached to it

I don’t give a damn who’s name is attached to that thick azz sandal it’s hideous
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Ty

jeniefrumdabloc says:

MUNCHOSGIRL says:

WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
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I think the point is them shoes is 5 stacks, and they look like shatt!!!! point blank Peiord so who ever designed them needs to try again
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:wave: @ all
I Go There

That damn Cake song again…

Thats all I need women giving their coochie… new names.

Some women got Fruit cake though…
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

mizzdallas says:“Basketball Wives: LA” star Imani Showalter may be trading a basketball for a Bible real soon. Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.

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Faints at the last sentence
lady_cn

I wouldn’t pay $5 for them. No thank you.
Detective Iheart

@ Hersheys gravi
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—is sporting a pair right now

get like me

#LTOSR
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Hey Ryan
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ty
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

pretty gravi lady_cn!

GM SR & fam
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

<—is sporting a pair right now

get like me
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Um in other news how can I get me some of dat oh so good whipfinity?
The Makeup Maven

@ Hershey’s gravi!

Fay Fay
ryand91

On the topic of Imani and Marvin dating. People are very vunerable after losing their spouses and then these women out here are ruthless. My grandmother hasn’t been dead a good month and women are already trying to get into his house, bringing food by and ish.
The Makeup Maven

BRO – I’m sorry. That song will NOT get up outta my head today!
Detective Iheart

Fay :hugs:
I Go There

Hey Fay

Whats up
sexyphillygirl

Them sandals look hot as hell like you would sweat the hairs off your leg with them things on smh, no thanks Ill pass…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Umm iheart have you looked at that beast in your gravi lately?

Her stomachS are offending to me and Ronald McDonald said who in heyull told you to flat iron his lace front? ANSWER THAT!
iAmChan

Morning to all of yall above me. How is everyone?
The Makeup Maven

@ Hershey – I told Iheart that bish in her gravi looks as if she been eating a whole troth of chitlins!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Tatted and she smells like it too
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Chan it’s Friday, I’m peachy keen and shyt <grape/cranberry juice cocktail
The Makeup Maven

Good morning IamChan
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

ChaBew!! gm sweetness
IGo, i wanna punch this Granny Clampit bish in the face, that’s all
Iheart gm sugah wugah
jenie, just click my name hunbun
Danielle

ryand91 says:

People are very vunerable after losing their spouses and then these women out here are ruthless. My grandmother hasn’t been dead a good month and women are already trying to get into his house, bringing food by and ish.
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Girl yes, this 50 something year old woman was trying to get with my grandpa after my grandmother died. He is almost 80! Everything about her came off like a user. That makes me sick!
The Makeup Maven

@ Hersh – She ain’t NEVA met a chitlin she ain’t like!
ryand91

@Chan, I’m in a pissy mood because I didn’t get my much sleep. But other than that I’m breathing so I can’t complain.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Those shoes are fugly!! Some of the clothes during his runway show were nice though!

Good Morning all
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Chan
The Makeup Maven

@ GOOD MORNING
I Go There

@Fay

Why you trying to fight?

@ Granny Clampit
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

GM Chan!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

jenie, just click my name hunbun

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hmmm I am checking your selections out what does the kingsmen smell like
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHANDLER

Good day good sir. I’m a little down and moody actual. Say something funny.
yallcrazy

They look heavy, and oogly

*sticks my straw in Hershey’s cup and begins drinking*

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Jenie, click on Fayla’s name to see the Whipfinity
Ty

The Makeup Maven says:

@ Hershey – I told Iheart that bish in her gravi looks as if she been eating a whole troth of chitlins!
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Chitlins hell…she ate somebody
The Makeup Maven

Ty says:

The Makeup Maven says:

@ Hershey – I told Iheart that bish in her gravi looks as if she been eating a whole troth of chitlins!
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Chitlins hell…she ate somebody
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yallcrazy

<—unravelings that ugly azz shoe up top

Hey Jmo,Yso,Fay, Igo, Chan, Ryan
yallcrazy

I’m a little down and moody
—————–
BRB
iAmChan

@ YSoSrs

Kanye West wears glittery thongs while he is creating music….he says it “opens up” his creative space.
Ty

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

@ Chan it’s Friday, I’m peachy keen and shyt <grape/cranberry juice cocktail
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Add some Vodka and give me some
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YALL
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

IGo bc the bish keep asking me questions & her voice irks my soul!
irritated x 1,000

i don’t mind helping anyone, but can u at least TRY to on ur own b4 u ask me the same fuggin ? for the hundreth time tho?

she does look like Granny Clampit tho. sad part is she’s only 48
look like she been collecting SS for at least 10 yrs tho
ryand91

Heyyyy @Yall

Reading the description of Whipfinity instantly made my skin feel softer.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Tatted & YSO
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

iAmChan says:

@ YSoSrs

Kanye West wears glittery thongs while he is creating music….he says it “opens up” his creative space.
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Ty

iAmChan says:

@ YSoSrs

Kanye West wears glittery thongs while he is creating music….he says it “opens up” his creative space.
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I am going to let that one go it too early…his creative space
The Makeup Maven

WHAT’CHEW LAFFIN’ ‘BOUT???
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHANDLER

Thinking about Kanye’s “creative space” being “open”… :stop:

Nope. Try again.
yallcrazy

Yso (jokey joke)

Where does the one legged waitress work?
Sweet-tea

I’m the biggest shoe freak I know! I won’t wear those if I was paid to do so. HIDEOUS!!!
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

Tatted :2dance:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YALL

Where does the one legged waitress work?…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Yall

#meanshortpeoplearetheworst
The Makeup Maven

Mother Jefferson :2dance:
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Fayla just ordered my whipfinity
yallcrazy

@ Yso
Where does the one legged waitress work?

At the Ihop
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

You and that face tatted. I forgot until you typed it
yallcrazy

*puts ice cubes in in Hershey’s coffee*
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YSo i am too, i hate feeling like this!

YALL hey suga lump!!

jenie ty so much! it will ship out Monday
sexyphillygirl

@Fayla-I went to the website and Im interested in getting a sample if I could how would I go about getting it? Thanks.
I Go There

Yall

Whats up
The Makeup Maven

@ WELP, YOU STARTED IT! I have to respect you muhfukkin’ authority!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YALL

Nice try but I’m gone be terrible e-company today it seems. :hugs:

:hugs: @FAYLA

I can usually shake it off but today…I’m just glad this week is over.
yallcrazy

Not nuch Igo, Yso doesn’t like my joke, I guess it wasn’t mean enough

Tatted, who you talking to yo?

SexyPhilly, I use Whip and lick it too
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YGO

I need cheering up. What you got?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

YSoSrs says:

@YALL

Nice try but I’m gone be terrible e-company today it seems. :hugs:

:hugs: @FAYLA

I can usually shake it off but today…I’m just glad this week is over.
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I had a ruff one myself
NaijaGal

FAYLA
yallcrazy
Mother J
JMO

*ready, ok…chilly chilly bang bang, let’s see yall do your thang, I can’t why not, I just can’t, why not…my head hurts, my bra’s too tight my booty shakes to the left, to the right, to the left and to the right*
Detective Iheart

<== Who said she offended them huh? which one of yous said it
yallcrazy

Awwww Yso *fixes your dreads into a smile and then leaves you ALONE* because I’ve “seen” you when you’re mad

Hopefully a fight starts soon and gets us all out of this funk <–ihop coffee
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – is JMO! She kept typing that emoticon and then saying Ray Charles, so that has become her new moniker!
The Makeup Maven

<—- USES WHIPFINITY AFTER EVERY HAIR WASH! IT'S SO GOOD, I ONLY NEED TO USE IT ONCE PER WEEK!
yallcrazy

Yay Naija

Do your thing cheerleader

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First Tatted was talking to herself and now Det.iheart is threatening somebody….But who????
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Detective Iheart says:

<== Who said she offended them huh? which one of yous said it
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The Makeup Maven

I WASN’T TALKING TO MYSELF!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YALL

I’m not that bad.
yallcrazy

Oh ok Tatted, I thought that was saying “I am high and please leave me be”

The Whipfinity worked on my curly do and air-dried do, and I still have to try it on my straight do. But I am sure that it will because usually when I air-dry my hair looks like this BUT not with Whipfinity!

Great invention Fayla!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ iheart, I said it! tell her to roll her big azz on over here < really a taser set on beast mode
OutsidetheBox

Sooo I wont have these after all. I love them ugly ass shoes.
prynsexxx

REPOST (from downstairs)

Good Morning yall….

prynsexxx says:

All I’m going to say is…..THAT funeral director looks like “THE GRINCH”……that stole Whits fune pics.

You’re a mean one
Carolyn Whigham
OutsidetheBox

IT’S SO GOOD, I ONLY NEED TO USE IT ONCE PER WEEK

Yep, but I have to use it eryday. So you got good hurr.
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – Ooooh, it could be one of those days, but I’m too essited it’s Friday!

@ OTB
The Makeup Maven

@ OTB – NOPE, I DON’T HAVE GOOD HURR, BUT I HAVE A DECENT GRADE! I do relax it once every 6 to 10 weeks, though! :crying1:
Detective Iheart

<<< Really body rolling over to Hershey
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

@ Smurfette – is JMO! She kept typing that emoticon and then saying Ray Charles, so that has become her new moniker!
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I only use it when I see something is … about … to go … down
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

@ Fayla, Yso, Chan

Where is Cali??
yallcrazy

What Whips left on my hands after applying for my face goes straight into my hairline.

I know somebody who need it —>the folks that glue the wings to their foreheads
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

These yogurt cover pretzels are too dam good… Somebody stop me!!!
yallcrazy

*wigs
OutsidetheBox

@SIS I need cheering up.

DyShaun? YEAH?! DyShaun? YEAH?!?! Can you do it? DO WHAT? Can you do it? DO WHAT?! The gig, the gig, the gig-iglo…The gig, the gig, the gig-iglo.

Welll, my back ache, my bra to tight, and I dont feel like dynamite… HTH!
Detective Iheart

@OTB, I emailed sand the story about the brown and Conway girls that are missing
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

Hey Danielle!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@TAINTED
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

iheart’s gravi is really Precious on her way to Freaknik, with her stankin azz
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – Ion’like the yogurt covered pretzels, but I am addicted to the milk chocolate covered ones by Hershey!
yallcrazy

:stop: it Laker, I ate a whole pack of white ones last week and I could not stop. I will never ever get a bag again #tooaddictive

Give some away #thatsyouronlychance

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*makes note of Jmo’s warning call*
OutsidetheBox

yogurt cover pretzels

Yummm. Too funny. I’m eating 100cal right bites fudge dipped pretzels. Its only like 8 in the damn pack. I need one of them tubs.

They good tho.
The Makeup Maven

@ OTB’s fizzled out cheer!
CD FENTY

“Stankin ass”
The Makeup Maven

<—- Down 28 lbs. Have 15 more I want to loose!
Detective Iheart

@Hershey, She don’t stank dammit :rollseyes: She don’t even eat chitlins thank you very much, shes a vegaterian (sp)
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @SIS

You got to cheer me up first. But I’m being a tough crowd today.
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

@Fenty is that the girl from the meth commercial in your gravi??
The Makeup Maven

CD – is that bish laying up w/the fishes???
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

ChaBew i SO luv ur hair baybcakes, bet it’s soft as hell!

I did my hair sunday & haven’t had to moisturize since then. that’s a record for me!

@sexy the 2 oz travel size is the sample size, hope that helps

somebody cheer me up please!
yallcrazy

Precious at freaknik I’ve seen her cousins down there (hey, could’ve been )
OutsidetheBox

@De-Tec IHeart, I read your post. Chit is sad. *whispers* I think they already dead
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Flipz, the milk chocolate ones.
CD FENTY

@Tatted
Yes she is, its their bonding time.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yall I shared
Sis I had some of those last week
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

NaijaGal says:

FAYLA
yallcrazy
Mother J
JMO

*ready, ok…chilly chilly bang bang, let’s see yall do your thang, I can’t why not, I just can’t, why not…my head hurts, my bra’s too tight my booty shakes to the left, to the right, to the left and to the right*
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… oh wow, I had my own version of this song:

“bam a chuuu chuuuu train, bam a chuuu chuuu train, watch JMO do ha thang, I said I can’t, y not, because I cant, y not, because my baaaack is achin and my shorts are tooo tight and my leeegggz keep moooovin from the left and to the right” <– then bust out in the tootsie roll
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

nvr mind..the only way imma get cheered up is when i leave this bish @5:00
prynsexxx

O’an TO WHOMEVER WAS ON HERE LAST WEEK TAMBOUT THEM CARAMEL BUGLES………

Point me in the direction of YO mama…….so I can slap her!
OutsidetheBox

whole pack of white ones

Y’all tried the ones by snyder’s? (I think) its white chocolate dipped pretzel sticks; theyre huge and I think you ‘possed to share the bag.
Detective Iheart

@Fay, What’s wrong shuga :hugs:
yallcrazy

The Makeup Maven says:

<—- Down 28 lbs. Have 15 more I want to loose!
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Wowsers! Tatted, you should really think about getting that Ab Belt, they work yo! And you could tone up what's there now :)#justathought

It helps with loosing the weight too, because you're not going to want to eat when you begin seeing the changes…
The Makeup Maven

@ Fay Fay – Thank you. It’s gotten longer since the pic. It IS soft and that Whipfinity just makes it more soft! I LOVE IT! and it last long too!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Pedrooooo
OutsidetheBox

@Prynnn!!!! You didnt like them???

You sure you want me to call mama? She got a cane and she will use it…ask my little brother
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Hershey says:

Maybe the shoe is supposed to have a leg warmer attached to it
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The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – While I do thank you for your concern and all, there is NO WAY IN SAYUM HELL I am shocking myself!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

congrats tatted!!

MP & Lakes
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

MUNCHOSGIRL says:

WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
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I thought he was?
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

@YGO

I need cheering up. What you got?
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Thanks for putting me on the spot

Your my
Darlin Darlin Baby

Sweet and tender
Loooooovvveee

Singing that just reminds me of
Lincoln LTD’s
with the smell of Kool Filter Kings, Afro Sheen
and Schlitz Malt Liquor.
The Makeup Maven

My name is Tatted, I am a Taurus
You mess with me, You betta FLOOR IT!

*attempt at a cheer*
yallcrazy

GET IT JMO *does the tootsie roll (butterfly) at desk*

OTB (boogie voice) They’re from Kernel Fabian, the same spot that sells thee best popcorn
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Detective Iheart says:

@Hershey, She don’t stank dammit She don’t even eat chitlins thank you very much, shes a vegaterian (sp)
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#1 She DOES stank I can smell her vinegar and pickle oh door from here
#2 unless chitlins, sausages, bacons, weenies, chickens, hens, poak chops, baloney is all veggies, she ain’t a vegetarian
#3 refer back to number one, with her funky, stankin azz!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

mizzdallas says:

Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.
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Isn’t this old news? I thought the blogs covered this already last year?
The Makeup Maven

@ THANK YOU BEW!
Detective Iheart

@Sandra, Did you get my email abou the girls in detroit?
iAmChan

@ YSoSrs

Darn, lol…..
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OTB really…
prynsexxx

Sandra Rose says:

mizzdallas says:

Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.
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What reality star? I haven’t read all the comments. Marvin is suppose to be here today/this weekend, I think.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Jmo sup ese < cholo style
CD FENTY

MP :hugs:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @YGO

I do love that song. It reminds me of family BBQs and steppers.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Lakes <— real gangstah head nod
prynsexxx

@Tatted :2dance: <——- bow is really a bag of them Caramel Bugles

#fatmenstrualchit
yallcrazy

Tatted, (slow talking–> Okay, I tried…

——————————
(I forgot the 1st part, but here goes)
And I go to school.
What School?
High school
And you know what?
What
And you know what?
MY man gone WIND ME UP*hands over head rolling like a rodeo*

#fastazz that was our cheer
yallcrazy

Oh yeah I was in 3rd grade with that cheer
OutsidetheBox

I thought so too Sandra.

He spent months studying under Zanotti…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

My name is Hershey
(yeah)
I’m an Aires
(yeah)
…..:blink:

*drops pompoms I didn’t wanna be no dayum cheer leader anyway
Detective Iheart

<Drawstring ponytail @ Chan cause I know how he them so
The Makeup Maven

@ Pryn – :2dance: REALLY THE AB-THINGY SMURFETTE RECOMMENDED TO ME!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Beeeeutiful I just want u to know ur my favorite girl see I just want to know that u r really special….. pharell sessy
yallcrazy

For Yso

Mid blowing Decisions
The Makeup Maven

<— WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL AND 1ST YEAR IN COLLEGE!
Detective Iheart

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Detective Iheart says:

@Hershey, She don’t stank dammit She don’t even eat chitlins thank you very much, shes a vegaterian (sp)
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#1 She DOES stank I can smell her vinegar and pickle oh door from here
#2 unless chitlins, sausages, bacons, weenies, chickens, hens, poak chops, baloney is all veggies, she ain’t a vegetarian
#3 refer back to number one, with her funky, stankin azz!

__________________

No ma’am She eats all vegebles all the time She has never had anything fried a day in her life She is just BIG BONED
The Makeup Maven

GET IT SIS!
I Go There

@ISO

That the song that always came on right before the spades or dominoe game…. It was always followed by that funny smell (weed) then a fight would break out … cause somebody would be messing with somebody else woman
OutsidetheBox
sexyphillygirl

@Fayla-ok thanks
yallcrazy

:buzzbuzz: @Tatted

I am still laughing at your response to me yo
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Jmo eyyy miija
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Beeeeutiful I just want u to know ur my favorite girl see I just want to know that u r really special….. pharell sessy
______________________________________________________

Thats on my getting Dressed playlist…
sexyphillygirl

@Tatted-How did you lose your weight if you dont mind me asking? I just started about 2 weeks ago, I havent gotten on the scale but my clothes are fitting much better. Im not dieting just eating better and exercising more, im hitting the gym 6 days doing cardio for 45 minutes.
OutsidetheBox

is up. It aint interesting or anything, but its up. HTH.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis I loves snoop….
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette –
The Makeup Maven

@ Sexyphilly – I just watch my portion control. I still eat anything I want, but I generally eat from a saucer instead of a plate. Also, I don’t really drink anything but water…unless I’m drinking liquor or the occasional juice! Not dieting. It’s been since December.
sexyphillygirl

@Tatted-thats EXACTLY what I am doing, I am only drinking water and my ciroc from time to time lol.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YGO

Yep. Spades and “funny cigarettes” and 40 oz and loud, drunken arguments about what led and who started cutting. Good times.

@YALL

Can’t decide how to go, is she mine I want to knoooooow…
The Makeup Maven

@ Sexyphilly – good luck. I picked up weight in 2011 and I was buggin. But, I’m getting it off for 2012. I want to loose 15 more lbs and see how that goes. I may be good at 10, tho. I being a little more thicker than most!
sexyphillygirl

@Tatted-thanks, I wanna get down to 135, anything less ill look like a bobble head and fall over with these tig ol biddies lol.
LiberianJewels7

Morning/Afternoon SR Family!
Oh Kanye.. Wtf? Too much fabric or whatever that mess is on top. Just come back home & stick music.. I miss the old you
MUNCHOSGIRL

Sandra Rose says:

MUNCHOSGIRL says:

WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
_______________

I thought he was?
——————————-

The pearl-adorned, ivory-beaded stilettos were designed especially for DW’s models by Giuseppe Zanotti.
hotmess

U.G.L. Y YOU DON’T HAVE NO ALABY THEY UGLY HUHUHUH THEY UGLY
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

I’d vang them joints…only the flyest of the flyy could pull them off!!!
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

**Bang**
Chgoprime

I love these shoes. You guys should see them on a model, they are very unique shoes. If I could afford these beauties I would get them.
CD FENTY

Hmmmm wonder did they say go in this post to get rid of me?
yallcrazy

Present
Bad Influence

lol @ CD
yallcrazy

@ CD

WING WING WING HERRO
OutsidetheBox

Never CD. But is that Adele’s leg???

Thats what @Y’all said!
OutsidetheBox

Gawd I hate you for them gravis.

Bish must got a treasure trove.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Here.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Is iheart in here?
Bad Influence

is CD formally Chocolate Dive or no?
CD FENTY

I believe its Adele with a male body builders leg out
yallcrazy
I Go There

Okay.. Im here now what.
yallcrazy

Hershey, is that a new pic in your gravi?
CD FENTY

@His

Yes I am the poster previously known as Chocolate Diva. I is married now so I took my lady’s last name
Detective Iheart

I’s here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@His

I hope u saw my comment left for you in the last post…
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

aqui!
Bad Influence

*lays upon Ysos bed of dreads*

its sooooo gloomy today…all i wanna do is lounge around like a couch tater…
OutsidetheBox

Yes @His. Thats that fewl.
Detective Iheart

:karate; His for setting me up to get dragged for telling folks I boil mr clean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Has anyone seen Dymond lately???
Bad Influence

@Fe, no but lemme check so that i may i cross u off the shank list…

@CD Yay! how has thou been crazy?
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

Hershey I didn’t font you looking for me…
yallcrazy

MY WHIPFINITY JUST ARRIVED
OutsidetheBox

ise married now

Did your daddy give a disapproving eye and keep riding when he found out Rihanna was his DIL?
CD FENTY

@His

I am great honey :hugs: even doe Fe just dragged my ass
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

Anthony Mackie as Tupac is a
The Makeup Maven

<— SICK OF SMURFETTE HAVING ALL THE SCENTS OF WHIPFINITY
OutsidetheBox

What scent you got @Y’all??? Is this a repeat order or the new scents?

And how your chit come ‘for mine..
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Yall it’s of Chrianna their artistically telling the world that if you don’t approve of our love, you can…

@iheart did you not read my question in the Mariah post?

Detective Iheart says:

Bad Influence says:

@Iheart, what is this boiling and microwaving of thee fabuloso about?

how does this work exactly? i wanna do it
__________________

I have a bowl that I use JUST for that (cause the scent stays in it) But I fill it up with water and then just pour fabuloso or Mr clean in it then you put it in the microwave and just put it on 30 mins. Smells GREAT!!!

__________________________________________

Let me get this straight, you want me to take a bowl pour a flammable liquid in it, Gain or Fabuloso or even worse Mr. Clean. Close my microwave, set the timer for 30 minutes, and go about my business? After my micro explodes, and sets my house afire, can I come live with you?
OutsidetheBox

tatt Me and you here.

Swore I had the leg up on that. Hmph.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I did not DRAG you!

I just felt kinda fcked up laughing at ur previous gravie! :hugs:
CD FENTY

@OTB

I told u my daddy left home when I was 8 neva to return. Gee thanks alot OTB for making me ………………. SIKE FUKK THAT MUTHAFUGGA HIS LOSS But forreal doe my mom was happy for us she just wants to see her daughter happy ya know
Bad Influence

@Iheart woman i was over here nervous and shyt like…err umm *side eye* ion wanna blow up…

@Fe, I knew u lovededed me!
I Go There

I havent had a soda in months and Ill kill for a Cherry coke righ now.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

YES U CAN BOIL THE FABULOS ADDD FUKN WATER THO!!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

what other scents of whipfinity are there? I only have citrus
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

@ Yall it’s of Chrianna their artistically telling the world that if you don’t approve of our love, you can…

@iheart did you not read my question in the Mariah post?

Detective Iheart says:

Bad Influence says:

@Iheart, what is this boiling and microwaving of thee fabuloso about?

how does this work exactly? i wanna do it
__________________

I have a bowl that I use JUST for that (cause the scent stays in it) But I fill it up with water and then just pour fabuloso or Mr clean in it then you put it in the microwave and just put it on 30 mins. Smells GREAT!!!

__________________________________________

Let me get this straight, you want me to take a bowl pour a flammable liquid in it, Gain or Fabuloso or even worse Mr. Clean. Close my microwave, set the timer for 30 minutes, and go about my business? After my micro explodes, and sets my house afire, can I come live with you?
_____________________________________________________________________

I just boil the Mr. Clean “Gain” scent. That microwave chit sound a lil too creepy for me
yallcrazy

The cinnamon Whipfinity smells like Big Red gum yall

*licks hand*

Ok, I’m alone in the office today, so if I fall out, call somebody
Bad Influence

soooooo i asked yesterday and none of u heffas cept O’Hoey responded…hows is the whipfinity on the damn hair!?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IGO IM SIPN ON A CHERRY ZERO COKE.. AINT THE SAME BUT DOES THE TRICK
WERE LESB GO??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@His
Detective Iheart

@Hershey, I saw it and I responded. I put more water than cleaning stuff. Makes my house smell gain fresh and anything thats splattered in the microwave whips right off
yallcrazy

Igo, I’m drinking a cherry Pepsi right now
The Makeup Maven

OTB – She startin’ to make me sick! Spreading Whip on her hand, on her sandwich, on crackers and shyt!
Bad Influence

Ho’Boygahh do u REALLY eat the damn Whipfinity?
OutsidetheBox

SIKE FUKK THAT MUTHAFUGGA HIS LOSS YUP! you ever think of finding his ass? Just curious?

Me and Pop are in the throes of getting to know each other…he never really left, but I just aint fukk with them (THEY RATCHET!) …how about that fool routinely attributes my smarts and humor to him??

My mama be dying yo. I cant even tell her nothing else, she be bout to blow a gasket!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I just ordered a sample of the lavender scent Whipfinity!
I Go There

Laker

Dont rub it in…

Just Push
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Meh…I’ll see y’all when we get a new post.
The Makeup Maven

@ Iheart – thanks for taking that big bish down!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WHAT IS THE WHIPFINITY FOR??? I KEEP HEARING ABOUT IT… DOES IT MAKE UR HAIR SKRONGER OR SUMPTING??
Eazy

Preciate that Fefe :hugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@His

I it….I only use it on my hair when it’s wet and the moisture and bounce afterward is to DIE for..
yallcrazy

Jmo, I heard that if you put 1/2 cup Monistat, 1/4 cup Fabulosa, and 1/4 cup red pop in a microwave-safe bowl and nuke it for 2 hours your house will implode yo.

#whatyoudoaintmyfault
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

I gave up soda,coffee and fried foods. Please watch what yall say in this muhfugga cause a bytch is real sensitive rat now!
Bad Influence

@Fe, *spanks dat twice*
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – YOU shouldn’t use Whipfinity, but maybe the baybay should. It’s not good for YOUR type of hair, ion’think!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Eazy

No problem hon!

@His

It is edible…I’m not sure how GOOD it tastes, but you CAN eat it….
yallcrazy

Bad Influence says:

Ho’Boygahh do u REALLY eat the damn Whipfinity?

I don’t eat it yo I lick it This one tingles my tongue though… Could be my pop I’ll have to try it again once I’m done snicksnacking
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

yallcrazy says:

Jmo, I heard that if you put 1/2 cup Monistat, 1/4 cup Fabulosa, and 1/4 cup red pop in a microwave-safe bowl and nuke it for 2 hours your house will implode yo.

#whatyoudoaintmyfault
_______________________________________________________________________

yall aint chit up in here
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IGO SO I CANT RUB IT IN..
SIS WHY AM I EATING CHIPS AND SALSA CHERRY COKE **IGO ** AT MY DESK… OH YEAH CUZ THE MAIN BISH LEFT!! YEEEEEEEEEEEY YEEEEEEEEAH!!-ICE CUBE VOICE!
Bad Influence

@Fe, so i should gawn and get me some?
I Go There

gypsyeyes says:

I gave up soda,coffee and fried foods. Please watch what yall say in this muhfugga cause a bytch is real sensitive rat now
________________________________________________

I dont even like coffee but I gave up soda like around Aug… but every now and then I want a cherry Coke.

I will never give up fried foods… fk that
yallcrazy

Fi, it’s tasteless, not good not bad, no flavor

*licks other hand*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

I think Lakes can use it too…it’s just oils formulated in a whip…
The Makeup Maven

<— never tasted my whipfinity. Don't have an affinity for eating shyt that goes in my hair!

hair be bouncy as shyt though, Fe!
CD FENTY

@OTB
I tried finding him years ago and for some reason or another I stopped. I kinda felt like after 20+ years he hasnt reached out to find out about me his oldest child maybe we both need to keep it moving I wanted him to meet my children because my mom is the only grandparent they have
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

IGO SO I CANT RUB IT IN..
__________________________

See you nasty…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Things I’ve learned this year from being on the SR blog:

*I can put puzzay cream in my scalp to grow hair, sure I’ll have headaches and periods of blackouts, but a bytches hair will be BEAT!

*Boiling Fabuloso makes my house smell great, however boiling Mr Clean, or Gain laundry detergent in the Microwave for a mere half hour will not only make my house smell great, I’ll be homeless in exactly 23 minutes

*Whipfinity is very luxurious cream that can be used on your body as well as your hair, but this week, I learned when I’m hungry I can lick it and it will satisfy my hunger

*Nair which is used for the legs, can give my cooch a nice shiny sheen to it, even though it says for legs and armpits only

The rate I’m going, by Monday I will be a baldheaded plucked duck, with headaches, no home staying at shelter sweating puzzy cream, smelling like Fabuloso and Mr. Clean, licking my legs and hands because they taste like Big Red bubble gum
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

EAZY
SIS SO NO TO WHIPFINITY I WANT IN ON IT THO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@His
yallcrazy

Lettuce, green beans, cauliflower and spinach

@Gypsy
OutsidetheBox

His its VERY good. We aint goating you. WE gone have Fay send you a sample size.

Coconut oil, Rose water, AVJ, Argan Oil, Grapeseed oil, castor oil..

Its ALL beneficial to hair and scalp, no additives. I use it as my top coat…after my rose water spritz. Since there aint no junk in it, mineral oil, petro, etc you can stack it (youre still wigging it right?) and extend your wash days if you want.

Im getting my hair straightened today (VERY EXCITED, its been 2yrs!!) so I will report how it behaves on my straight kins.

I belive a few folks here have used it on straight hair as well..
Bad Influence

@Gyps, so did I!! i gave up all my fav foods til June! oh lawd how am I gawn make it?
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – gimme some of those chips..i’mma use con’queso on my though!

@ FE – Oh, okay. I thought that kind of hair didn’t want oil in it! I know my cousins dont! I LEARN SUMFIN’ NEW EERYDAY!
yallcrazy

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Things I’ve learned this year from being on the SR blog:

*I can put puzzay cream in my scalp to grow hair, sure I’ll have headaches and periods of blackouts, but a bytches hair will be BEAT!

*Boiling Fabuloso makes my house smell great, however boiling Mr Clean, or Gain laundry detergent in the Microwave for a mere half hour will not only make my house smell great, I’ll be homeless in exactly 23 minutes

*Whipfinity is very luxurious cream that can be used on your body as well as your hair, but this week, I learned when I’m hungry I can lick it and it will satisfy my hunger

*Nair which is used for the legs, can give my cooch a nice shiny sheen to it, even though it says for legs and armpits only

The rate I’m going, by Monday I will be a baldheaded plucked duck, with headaches, no home staying at shelter sweating puzzy cream, smelling like Fabuloso and Mr. Clean, licking my legs and hands because they taste like Big Red bubble gum
—————————————-

But, your azz will smell gooood Now if ya wanna die, put that flex belt on and get in a tub of Fabulosa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Lakes

You can use the Whip, if not on your hair, DEFINITELY on your body…
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – Fe said you can use it, but you should get it for lil’mama! They way you beaded & braided up her do’, it will make you doing her hair a much easier time!
Eazy

Heyyy Lakes
CD FENTY

@Hershey
OutsidetheBox

I gave up soda,coffee and fried foods

Im bout to die for you. *heads to the coffee bar* BRB.
MissHarlem

TATTED thanks for the pretzels I knew you wouldnt do me like that

LAKES always looking out my bish

LES boo you late me and FIANCE been an item moons ago but we still love you

FIANCE I didnt get my proper greeting today so I need to pull out the
Detective Iheart

Wondering when @Yall episode of Strange addiction will be aired on TLC Yo ass stay licking that dayum whipfinity
Bad Influence

@ HERSHEY

@OTB, I’m finna get me soe o’ dat!
yallcrazy

Laker, can use Whipfinity on her body and in lil mama’s hair

Laker, its comparable to a Body Butter.
The Makeup Maven

<— BELIEVES HERSHEY DON'T PAY NO DAYUM ATTENTION. You don't use the Nair for legs & undearms on your Min-Min. You use the bikini formula on that!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IGO OH AND U NOT SIR?? <<CHERRY COKE
@FEFE DO IT MAKE MY HAIR SKRONGER LONGER PULLABLE..??
Eazy

fried foods and soda shouldnt be hard Gyps
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

and @HERSHEY

That’s what yo all will get for listening to us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

It depends on the person…but even people with straight hair do hot oil treatments and other stuff too….
Bad Influence

@Otb, wiggling what tho?

@Fiance, because u was fonting to everybody else in the last post like u aint see me…hmph
I Go There

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Things I’ve learned this year from being on the SR blog:

*I can put puzzay cream in my scalp to grow hair, sure I’ll have headaches and periods of blackouts, but a bytches hair will be BEAT!

*Boiling Fabuloso makes my house smell great, however boiling Mr Clean, or Gain laundry detergent in the Microwave for a mere half hour will not only make my house smell great, I’ll be homeless in exactly 23 minutes

*Whipfinity is very luxurious cream that can be used on your body as well as your hair, but this week, I learned when I’m hungry I can lick it and it will satisfy my hunger

*Nair which is used for the legs, can give my cooch a nice shiny sheen to it, even though it says for legs and armpits only

The rate I’m going, by Monday I will be a baldheaded plucked duck, with headaches, no home staying at shelter sweating puzzy cream, smelling like Fabuloso and Mr. Clean, licking my legs and hands because they taste like Big Red bubble gum
_____________________________________________________________

Now you know why I think all these heffas crazy…
MissHarlem

Hi my name is Yall and I have an addiction *crowds says in unison* HI YALL
Eazy

Why ya’ll putting nair on the cooch for a shiny one tho..I rather the spit shine im used to
CD FENTY

@MP

You wanna do a round of double dutch
yallcrazy

Tatted, my hair slurps that Whip up yo. But Laker’s hair seems “finer”, so you’re probably right about the hair part…

——————-
(bootleg) Det. iheart, did ross kill over a wing zing? We still waiting yo
OutsidetheBox

I wanted him to meet my children because my mom is the only grandparent they have

My youngest boy is the spitting image of my father. Everything he does says his mannerisms everything. I didnt know this, I thought yeah he look like him but eh?

My mom just kept going on about how much he was like Pop and eventually the spirit just moved me to try and connect with that fool. I must say, its been pleasant. His wife still dont like abish tho.

And my kids appreciated the boat load of cousins they “inherited”.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SO WHIPFINITY IS GOOD FOR THE SKIN…
SIS I’M TO SAY I DONT DO LIL MAMAS HAIR… I PAY FOR IT TO GET DONE.. FUKN WITH ME I PUT THAT SHAIT IN A PONY TAIL AND BOW THA FUKA UP.. :2dance:
Bad Influence

and who was putting leg nair on they lil tunechi and putting lil tunechi cream all up in their scalp oh i can’t..
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS’s ‘ol nasty azz! HEFFA!

@ FE – Oh okay. THANK YOU MA’AM! Panera definitely on me!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Tatted thanks I was about to hish my thigh up and use the regular formula that smells like a ultra perm I kid, I kid

@ Yso, sadly there’s some lurkers out there who have scorched walls and migraines trying to grow hair and get some smell good to their houses
I Go There

@Lakes

Of course I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Lakes

Not sure about skronger and pullable, but it will moisturize it…I bet if you put a little (please emphasize A LITTLE) on it after you wash and then blow-dry you could probably tell a difference…
yallcrazy

Igo where’s our adjective?

——————————-
SON, I don’t know what you’re talking about #denial

Yall know yall be licking it now and ish
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

So yall bishes aint being supportive eh?
Bad Influence

Eazy says:

Why ya’ll putting nair on the cooch for a shiny one tho..I rather the spit shine im used to
OutsidetheBox

WHIPFINITY INGRED’s:
Castor Oil :Castor oil thickens hair, promotes hair growth, prevents thinning, moisturizes, helps reduce split ends, helps to tame frizz, and prevents scalp infections.

Coconut Oil: Coconut oil is great for preventing dandruff, promoting hair growth, moisturizing, strengthening hair, thickening hair, and preventing damage.

Shea Butter: Shea butter which contains fatty acids within its organic material helps retain moisture within the hair and supports elasticity, shine and strength.

Grape Seed Oil: Grape Seed oil is easily absorbed by the scalp and hair, making hair shiny and soft. Ii smooths the hair cuticles, sealing in moisture and strengthening hair.

Argan Oil: Argan oil, a clear yellow liquid, which is rich in vit. E, antioxidants and carotenes, is revered for its anti-aging qualities because it is rich in skin-replenishing components, including flavanoids, oleic acid, linoleic acid and fatty acids. Because it’s so high in vit. E and phytosterols, this oil is also recommended for scars. Argan oil is commonly called “liquid gold” in Europe. Argan oil has the unsurpassed quality of being able to be absorbed instantly into the hair. Its abilities include strengthening brittle and damaged hair while restoring your hairs shine. It also nourishes colored, dry, damaged hair and protects it from the heat used in styling salons and it also protects from UV damage which is why thousands of women seek this rare healing oil.

Avocado Oil: Avocado oil is particularly great for hair. It’s loaded with nutrients, amino acids, essential fatty acids, as well as vitamins A, B, D, and E. And it’s excellent for moisturizing, deep conditioning, improving hair strength, and boosting shine.
The Makeup Maven

SIS – YOU DIDN’T DO LIL’ MAMA’S HURR?? That pic, I was like “look at my sis doing braids zig zagged and shyt!”

IMPOSTER!!!!
Bad Influence

@Gyps, i was but u keep missing my font! hmph!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I AINT DOING NO FUKN NAIR ON LIZ..
@HARLEM I GOT U **MOLEST HIS RIGHT CHICHI** <<TWOFER!!
I Go There

Yall what the hell you talking bout?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

I have a lot of straight hair friends and family and some of them actually talk about hair oils…
Detective Iheart

@ Hershey

to the lurkers, please dont try any of the shyt you read on hear if it sounds like a bad idea to you
yallcrazy

Somebody on here did try boiling the Fabulosa (as Laker recommended) BUT they forgot to add water and almost found themselves
The Makeup Maven

FeFe says:

@Lakes

Not sure about skronger and pullable, but it will moisturize it…I bet if you put a little (please emphasize A LITTLE) on it after you wash and then blow-dry you could probably tell a difference…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I can attest to you hair being more skronger and pullable…My shyt got pulled THEE fck up and I ain’t loose na’an one strand!…
NO PROLLEM!
OutsidetheBox

Disclaimer: I don’t work for Fay and I buy Whip regularly for a relaxed head, a texturized head, and two nappy heads.

I have been on this journey for a long time and everything she uses in the forulations she uses, she got something going there.

All the ingredients are STELLAR in the hair world and the lack of chit that just smothers your hair (mineral oil, petro) puts it into holy grail category for me.

I wont be without it as long as i can help it.
CD FENTY

@OTB

I may reach out again but if that man even thinks about hurting my babies feelings I will BRUCE LEE his ass
Detective Iheart

cuz my dumb ass spelled here hear
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – I can’t relate because all the messicans in my family are mixed w/black so they use that oil!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Iheart

DO NOT warn those fukkers…what they choose to do in their lurking life is not our responsibility or problem…

#researchingshytonyourowniswhatsmartpeopledo
yallcrazy

I Go There says:

Yall what the hell you talking bout?

The rules say that you must use an adjective when you call us that name you call us… And lately you’ve been getting beside yourself Mister

Det. iheart, change uniforms and handle your business!
OutsidetheBox

@Otb, wiggling what tho?

Stop shaking your tits! I meant wearing wigs fewl.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SIS JUST A LIL NASTY…STILL GOTS TO LEARN AND HAIL NAW THAT SHAIT LOOKD NICE I PAID FOR IT
FEFE I JUST GOT SOME FRUCTIS OIL I KEEPS MY SHAIT HEALTHY… BUT I MIGHT GET IT FOR LIL MAMA HER HAIR IS REALLY FREEEZY.. SO WHIP HELPS WITH THAT RIGHT? NO GREESE OR LEAVE IN CONDITIONER FOR THE SCALP? #LOSTHELPACHICAOUT
The Makeup Maven

OutsidetheBox says:

Disclaimer: I don’t work for Fay and I buy Whip regularly for a relaxed head, a texturized head, and two nappy heads.

I have been on this journey for a long time and everything she uses in the forulations she uses, she got something going there.

All the ingredients are STELLAR in the hair world and the lack of chit that just smothers your hair (mineral oil, petro) puts it into holy grail category for me.

I wont be without it as long as i can help it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I’VE HAD MY SHYT FOR MONTHS NOW, AND I DON’T USE NATHAN ELSE IN MY HAIR! *flips hair*
Eazy

gypsyeyes says:

So yall bishes aint being supportive eh
____________________
no girl, you can do it.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

CD FENTY says:

@MP

You wanna do a round of double dutch
___________________________________________________
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

gypsyeyes says:

Time for her visitation with her son. Let my change my gravi to what 2 people of a combined IQ of 4 can make.
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – Get it for lil’ mama. It won’t be greasy in her hair. It’s the BOOOOMB *Martin’s voice*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FABULOSO GETS AROUND IN THIS FUKN BLOG!!
I Go There

yallcrazy says:

I Go There says:

Yall what the hell you talking bout?

The rules say that you must use an adjective when you call us that name you call us… And lately you’ve been getting beside yourself Mister
_________________________________________________________________

Nosey Ignorant Nasty heffas

Did I cover it?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

WHIPFINITY INGRED’s:
Castor Oil :Castor oil thickens hair, promotes hair growth, prevents thinning, moisturizes, helps reduce split ends, helps to tame frizz, and prevents scalp infections.
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Thats what I use on my hair. Whipfinity has this huh??
MissHarlem

LAKES tis why we lub you so :hunch:
Bad Influence

@Otb, shattap…

er’ now & then… im kinda loving my own hair right now…

im gna order some whip today…whats a good scent?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Lakes

If you use Fructis Oil then you’ll be fine with this….it’s NOT greasy at all and you don’t have to apply it to the scalp if you don’t want to….
Bad Influence

IGo is such a pervie…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ His, you wig it er’y now and then?
yallcrazy

Laker, my frizz gets tamed by Whipfinity, and no other product that I’ve bought since forever works like it does, so that alone means alot to me.

——————-

Gimme a G GEEEEEE
Gimme a Y Whyyyyyyyyyy
Gimme a P Peeeeeeeeeeee
Gimme a S Esssssssssss
Gimme a Y Whyyyyyyyyyyy

(with a double round off )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@I Go

*hot and bothered over here with the gravie*
OutsidetheBox

Man y’all play too much. Dont get none. Me and Tatt will handle it all.

@LAKES DONT PUT NO FUKKIN GREASE IN THAT BABY HAIR!!!! :stop:

Let me go find my hair sites to help mama, she must be bout a 3b/3c
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

I’m sorry @His Influence(your new name)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Hershey’s gravie…
Bad Influence

@Hershey, mhm I love my halfsies…only halsies…i dnt fugg with no lace fronts n shat
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SIS AND IT SMELL GOOD TOO RIGHT? OH WE GETTING IT!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!! JAY Z GIRLS GIRLS JUST CAME ON!! MEMBER I WAS IN THE 8TH GRADE WHEN THIS SONG CAME ON!! I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore
[Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah

[Jay-Z]
I got this Spanish chica, she don’t like me to roam
So she call me cabron plus marricon
Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home
I’m like, “Un momento” – mami, slow up your tempo
I got this black chick, she don’t know how to act
Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap
She like, “Listen Jigga Man, I don’t care if you rap
You better – R-E-S-P-E-C-T me”
I got this French chick that love to french kiss
She thinks she’s Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist
_Ma cherie amore, tu es belle_
Merci, you fine as fuck but you givin me hell
I got this indian squaw the day that I met her
Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather
She said all you need to know is I’m not a ho
And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough
Now that’s Spanish chick, French chick, indian and black
That’s fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I’m gettin fat
Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepe
An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate
I love

[Tip] Girls, girls, girls, girls (uh-huh)
Girls, I do adore
[Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
Holla at ya when I come off tour
[Tip] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls all over the globe
[Jay] I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes
Fix your hair in the mirror, let’s roll – c’mon

[Jay-Z]
I got this young chick, she so immature
She like, “Why you don’t buy me Reeboks no more?”
Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor
Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla
Mochacashmere

Go There says:

Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Well hello there Mocha
How are you
_____________________________________________________
Hey Igo, I’m well. How are you
_________________________________________
Im good…just another day on SR
_____________________________________________________
I left you a message in the Think like a man post. You left me in there dusted and disgusted.
___________________________________
Oh I saw it…
That would still go against my rules with the ladies here on SR… Cant do that its bad for business.
________________________________________________________________________

Oh. So you chose to ignore it. Cool.
I Go There

Im so not a perv…

I more a lover of intimate relations.
The Makeup Maven

@ BRO’s gravi!
Bad Influence

@Gyps, i will try to forgive u but u cut me deep….like a knife
yallcrazy

Ho’boygurrrgghhh

My favorite is the Original Scent (which smells like Rainbow Sherbert)

The others are nice, but that’s the one I really like..

Tatted, daiquiris for everybody , it’s Friday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Feels like such an old bish…I was a junior in college when ‘Girls Girls Girls’ came out…
OutsidetheBox

im kinda loving my own hair right now…

Im so jelly! I cant wait! We all started out with the citrus scent. I think that’s a good one to try (my fav, so far).

I have the lavender as well, but I preferred the citrus for my hair and I use the lavender for my feet…and my boys skin.

I think Fe has Lav too…input @Fe?
Detective Iheart

@ Igos gravi
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

Thank you @ Yall!

<——-Do yall see that beautiful baby it's so unfortunate that he is in the system. He was looking at my computer screen on Monday like, Imma slob the shyt out of that 'puter!
The Makeup Maven

<— BOY DID MY HAIR GET SNATCHED THEE FCK UP!

*shivers & swoons*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OTB DAM IT I HEAR DIFERENT THINGS.. “APPLY SOME GREESE ON HER SCALP SHE NOT MESSICAN BISH”… “NAW DONT DO IT HER HAIR IS TOO GOOD” HER SCALP GOING TO DRY HER HAIR GOING TO BREAK OFF… DONT U KNOW I GOT TWO HAIRSTYLES UP AND DOWN.. I LOST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

O, this where ya’ll at?
iGo that gravi I will cancel ALL my weekend plans for that
Heeeeeeeeeeey
His
YSO
Yall
OTB :2dance:
Tatted
Lesb
Gyspy
Fe-Fe
iHeart
Naija
Awesome
Cha-Cha
OutsidetheBox

no lace fronts n shat
yallcrazy

BBL yall
The Makeup Maven

*mixes up daiquiris for Smurfette*
yallcrazy

HH BH (no clues)
The Makeup Maven

OHoney HEEEEY MAMA!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Fe how old are you? you’re not as old as you thank chile
Detective Iheart

Hey Ohoey
CD FENTY

@Hershey gravi
he a fool with it
OutsidetheBox

*turns away quickly from @Gyps’ gravi*

OMG baby blues. I cant Him soooo crute.

I love em when they like that. When they start talking to you and chit tho *side eye* Him looks perfect. I wanna take a nap with him!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IGO I SEE THE ART IN UR GRAVI.. #IJUSTNASTY
SIS IM A BIG RIGHT NOW I HAVENT HAD MY HAIR PULLED IN SOOOO FUKN LOOONG!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@OTB

Yes, I have a big jar of the citrus scent and I got a lavender scent sample coming in the mail…So I’ll definitely be able to compare soon…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

gypsyeyes says:

Thank you @ Yall!

<——-Do yall see that beautiful baby it's so unfortunate that he is in the system. He was looking at my computer screen on Monday like, Imma slob the shyt out of that 'puter!
________________________________________________________

Awwww!!
Bad Influence

Honayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Ok, I’m convinced, I wanna try this whipfinity product for my hair. What scent do you guys recommend?? I don’t like Vanilla!
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – GIIIIIIRL, make sure to get’cho hair snatched THEE fck up! It’s a weakness of mine!

And I’on like no punk bish pull either!
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

He’s progressing really well. I have a problem holding him all the time. He is such a happy baby too. I think they will be giving him back to her soon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @OHoney

@Hershey

I’m going on 31…but Lakes said she was in the 8th grade when that song came out…
I Go There

Mochacashmere says:

Go There says:

Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Well hello there Mocha
How are you
_____________________________________________________
Hey Igo, I’m well. How are you
_________________________________________
Im good…just another day on SR
_____________________________________________________
I left you a message in the Think like a man post. You left me in there dusted and disgusted.
___________________________________
Oh I saw it…
That would still go against my rules with the ladies here on SR… Cant do that its bad for business.
________________________________________________________________________

Oh. So you chose to ignore it. Cool.
__________________________________________________

Thats all you got from what I said…

Okay Mocha ill bite but answer a few ?s for me.

1. Do you like getting choked
2. Do you like girls
3. Do you smoke
4. Do you like the movie Belly
5 If you have to pick one Face or stomach?
Detective Iheart

@Gypy, that is such a cute baby in your gravi
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@GYP AWWW QUE LINDO :2dance: LOOOOVE CHUNKY BABYS!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAKES ME WANT… :stop: NO IT DONT HIM CUTIE PIE THO!
The Makeup Maven

@ – I got the original scent. I think it’s Citrus. It’s a good one!
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

I need some Whipfinity in my life also. I use shea butter for everything! but I need all the oils that are mentioned in the whipfinity.
Just another thing on that capital one
Bad Influence
MissHarlem

I GO tis all
OutsidetheBox

“APPLY SOME GREESE ON HER SCALP SHE NOT MESSICAN BISH”

Applying grease on her scalp means you are smothering her scalp. Dont worry im getting these sites for you.

Messican aint got chit to do with a breathable scalp. Them same bishes prolly put relaxer on their scalp.

You could use grease per se, we prolly all did growing up, but what it does is builds up and hinders growth. If you washing it every day or every other day, sure but if not, no! And if your using grease anything you put on after the grease is not getting to her hair.\

Its sitting on top of the grease…as the grease sits on top of her hair and scalp. And the hair STILL thirsty for moisture.

Think of it like vaseline…it blocks things out right? Water is the best moisturizer but it needs to be sealed in with something, and thats where grease could come in at, AFTER (I know plenty of ppl who cant give up the grease)
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

I’m out ladies!
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

PLAY TO FUKN MUSSH!! IM FINNA ESSPLODE!!
@SIS OWWWWW I LIKES THAT AND COUPLE OF BITES.. RAAAWWR!!
I Go There

Laker

Girls Girls Girls is my song… how did you know

un monento mommie slow up your tempo…
I Go There

OHoney says:

O, this where ya’ll at?
iGo that gravi I will cancel ALL my weekend plans for that
Heeeeeeeeeeey
________________________________________________

Aww Nah you already told me you had plans…
CD FENTY

Gypsy
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I like bites too! ESPECIALLY ON MY BACK AND SHOULDER!

Let me :stop:
MissHarlem

FIANCE
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

OutsidetheBox says:

“APPLY SOME GREESE ON HER SCALP SHE NOT MESSICAN BISH”
Applying grease on her scalp means you are smothering her scalp. Dont worry im getting these sites for you.
Messican aint got chit to do with a breathable scalp. Them same bishes prolly put relaxer on their scalp.
You could use grease per se, we prolly all did growing up, but what it does is builds up and hinders growth. If you washing it every day or every other day, sure but if not, no! And if your using grease anything you put on after the grease is not getting to her hair.\
Its sitting on top of the grease…as the grease sits on top of her hair and scalp. And the hair STILL thirsty for moisture.
Think of it like vaseline…it blocks things out right? Water is the best moisturizer but it needs to be sealed in with something, and thats where grease could come in at, AFTER (I know plenty of ppl who cant give up the grease)
——————-
All the Porta Reecans get their scalps greased. They have their hair wrapped just like us.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Fefe going on 31…okie chobie…I’m 40 and a half then
Detective Iheart

<< Likes bites on my neck and nipples
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

gypsy

IGO

Tatted, I think Imma go with that. Has anyone tried the Lavender whipfinity yet?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OTB :2dance: **TAKES NOTE PAD OUT** OTAY I DONT WASH HER HAIR EVERY DAY BECAUSE I WAS TOLD IT MAKES IT FALL THERE IS PLEANTY OF MESSICAN LADIES THAT GOT DRY SCALP.. LOOKING LIKE IT SNOWED.. SO IF I APPLY THE WHIPFINITY IS ALL HER HAIR WILL NEED RIGHT? SO DO I APPLY IT AFTER THE SHOWER.. ERRDAY..??
Bad Influence

Bye Gyps!
I Go There

LOL…

Tatted Nobody wanna hear all that…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

My comment #390 shole make me look a lil bipolar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Messican aint got chit to do with a breathable scalp. Them same bishes prolly put relaxer on their scalp.
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*not to get on this hair topic extensively*

I really wanted to say this, but I thought I’d leave the topic alone…race has nothing to do with hair texture/roots. I know a Puerto Rican chick who relaxes her hair and oils it and if you looked at her hair you wouldn’t believe it for a second. I also have BLACK relatives who have straight roots and do not touch their hair with a relaxer or hair oil…so it’s all in what the person wants or chooses to do with their mane…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

The Makeup Maven says:
I like bites too! ESPECIALLY ON MY BACK AND SHOULDER!
____________________________________________________________
YES
CD FENTY

@MP
U right it does. Get yo chit together boo boo
Bad Influence

Why my bew acting like that?

u need a spanking Miss Harlem?
OutsidetheBox

Gyp maybe they wash their hair more?

Grease aint good if it has mineral oil or petro in it. Period. Mineral oil is a filler used to fill up a product. its cheap as hail and costs more to DISPOSE of then to make!

Its deep…the history of mineral oil…dive into it, you wont be disappointed.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

JMO it did
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@OHONEY
@YGO
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SIS THE BITING GETS A BISH HAAAAAAAAAAWT.. RUN UR TONGUE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK AND IM MELTING IN SOMEBODY MOUFF!! SHAIT BE THE SESSIEST SHAIT EVER
IHEART OH YEEESH THE NIPPLE BITING… THEN THAT WARM LICK.. **DAYDREAMS OF PEDRO**
HARLEM :hunch:
Bad Influence

OHoney says:

The Makeup Maven says:
I like bites too! ESPECIALLY ON MY BACK AND SHOULDER!
____________________________________________________________
YES

okay….
The Makeup Maven

@ BRO – I’ssss sowwy! I got a lil’ carried away!!!

@ OHoney – GIIIIIIIIIRL, GIVE ME A NICE, SKRONG BITE TO THE BACK OR THE BACK OF OF MY SHOULDER………….. IT BE ON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Hershey

I do not believe that gravie is a pic of a 40 year old woman…not that 40 is old or anything, but DANG girl you look GOOD !!!
Eazy

We talking about biting…
NaijaGal

O’Honey

Whipfinity rocks…whether you’re relaxed or natural, the ingredients are great for your hair like @OTB advised…quality ingredients, quality product…a little def goes a long way…much cheaper and higher end than that bullchit Ms Jessi’s
The Makeup Maven

<—– LOVES BEING BIT, HAIR SNATCHED, NECK CHOKED…. I'MMA WEIRDO!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@JMO

You’re not?
MissHarlem

TATTED being fresh <— smh

FIANCE bc I just feel like it hmph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@OTB

I learned about mineral oil about a year ago…that stuff is just WRONG…but I remember growing up my grandma SWORE by it…
Detective Iheart

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

SIS THE BITING GETS A BISH HAAAAAAAAAAWT.. RUN UR TONGUE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK AND IM MELTING IN SOMEBODY MOUFF!! SHAIT BE THE SESSIEST SHAIT EVER
IHEART OH YEEESH THE NIPPLE BITING… THEN THAT WARM LICK.. **DAYDREAMS OF PEDRO**
HARLEM

________________

alla that Girl that tongue running down ya back I be ready for him just to slide on in from behind
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS! When you get’cho hands on whoever, they better watch THEE fck out!
Bad Influence

@Otb, tell me more…i use olive oil grease…no bueno?

how can i keep my hair amply moisturized? thats one of my biggest stressors..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

Hubby bit my ass last night after he pounded me out…I will admit I got turned on…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FEFE PUERTO RICANS CUBANS DOMINICANS AND MOST OF THE ISLAND HISPANICS **LATINOSS HOW THEY LIKE TO BE CALLED** DO HAVE CURLY HAIR.. MOST OF US MESSICANS **FULL BLOWN** HAVE SKRAIT HAIR.. :stop: MY AUNT DOES HAVE ESSTRA CURLY HAIR AND SHE GO TO THE SALON TO GET IT “DONE” SO YOU RIGHT WHAT SHE DO TO IT
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

<—– LOVES BEING BIT, HAIR SNATCHED, NECK CHOKED…. I'MMA WEIRDO!

______________________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

OTB why haven’t you been coming to dance lessons? You think because you got moved to 1.5 you can stop coming? I heard about you doing the Bankhead bounce and Harlem shake in the club last weekend
Detective Iheart

@Tatted, No you’re not Before I cut my hair I LOVED when hubby would pull it…. And as far as the choking, Iaint like it at first but just the feeling of that skrong hand gripping my neck makes me melt.
The Makeup Maven

@ Harlem – I’m sorry. I know I don’t normally talk like this on here, but Lakes started it w/the whole “is whipfinity skrong enough to withstand your hair being pulled” and since I use whipfinity and I’ve had my hair snatched up, I just gave a small testimony. The rest of it, well, it was just a lil’ overboard, but I found that the majority of my SR sista’s can relate!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

YSoSrs says:

@JMO

You’re not?
_________________________________________________________
Detective Iheart

FeFe says:

@Chatted

Hubby bit my ass last night after he pounded me out…I will admit I got turned on…

__________________

Loves being bit on my ass too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Lakes

But this chick didn’t have “curly” hair, she had “coarse” hair….like REAL THICK but it was still straight at the roots….I thought she was crazy to get her hair relaxed but she wanted to do it…
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – DON’T IT THOUGH! AT FIRST, BACK IN THE DAY, I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD BECAUSE I LOVE TO BE BIT…AND I’M NOT TOM’BOUT NO “LIL BITE!”

I LOVE FEELIN’ LIKE I’M BEING DEVOURED!
OutsidetheBox

THERE IS PLEANTY OF MESSICAN LADIES THAT GOT DRY SCALP.. LOOKING LIKE IT SNOWED..

Thats dandruff and prolly as a result of an overloaded oily scalp. That works in a weird way.

SO IF I APPLY THE WHIPFINITY IS ALL HER HAIR WILL NEED RIGHT? SO DO I APPLY IT AFTER THE SHOWER.. ERRDAY..??

This is where the work comes in at. You have to find out what works for her hair, every head is different, but the basics are the same. Hair needs moisture first and strength (if it is fine, less strength(protein) if its coarse)

Say she fresh off her washing..the water used in the wash should be the first step in moisture, also you wanna be sure you use a nice conditioner, it only adds to the moisture (not one full of sulfates and bullchit)…you could try the whip right after the wash and see how that handles for a day or three.

I suggest a water based moisturizer first, then add an oil based one, like whip. Put it in some twist and watch little mama work. i know you do hair like me, which is a smooth ass pony and some banging ass accessories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Detective Iheart says:
Girl that tongue running down ya back I be ready for him just to slide on in from behind
__________________________________________________________
Speak on it!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs paper fan*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SIS TMI RIGHT..
IHEART GIRL THAT LICK DOWN UR DAM BACK!! **SWOONS** BISH KNEES GET WEEK LOOSE BALANCE CANT DO NOFFIN BUT ASSUME THE POSITION TO GET POUNDED.. :hunch:
EAZY YEP… U LIKE BITING?
IGO.. OTAY… I LIKES GIRLS GIRLS TOO..
The Makeup Maven

@ Iheart – Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wanna be choked OUT, BUT, if you so happen to snatch me up by the neck in the throws of passion, well…i won’t complain!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

SEX SEX SEX & MORE SEX!!

now that I have your attention, has anyone tried the damn lavender whipfinity?!!! Is citrus the best scent to get??

#repeatingmyself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

My weakness is that I loved being talked dirty to…like a natural easy going dirty talk, nothing over the top, just subtle, domineering, yet freaky…that shyt will have me ready to ESSSPLOOODDDE!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Hussies.
Bad Influence

lemme just jump in and say that the bew has a habit of biting the SHAT outta my inner thighs after a good tongue lashing and i really wanna punch his fcking head off….im far too sensitive after the “release” for u to be taking a chunk outta my damn thigh
Detective Iheart

@Tatted, I know exactly what you talmbout Some bout being grabbed by the back of my neck WHEW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

JMO I was paying attention to your comment until I realized that it had nothing to do with SEX
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe –

I love getting told what to do in a “matter of fact” sort of way like “bring your azz over here, etc. Not domineering, but matter of fact like ain’t no otha way gon’ do but yo’ way! *shivers & <- faints
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Dear Sandra,

It’s been hours since you gave us a new post. What did we do? Is it all the Fabuloso talk? You don’t like Mr. Clean? The Nair convo ticked you off? Is it me using my British accent? Is it all this sess talk? You don’t like Whipfinity in your hai…nevermind…what did we do? Can we please have a new post?

Your friend in Christ

Hershey
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OTB SHAIT THAT PONYTAIL BE FED THO.. LOOKN CLEAN
SIS DONT BLAME THE SHAIT ON ME IT WAS IGO… ITS ALWAYS IGO!!
FEFE MY HAIR IS SKRAIT AND THICK… COARSE IDK NOFFIN ABOUT
The Makeup Maven

@ punch his fckin’ head off!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

OHoney says:

JMO I was paying attention to your comment until I realized that it had nothing to do with SEX
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damn shame <— smh
The Makeup Maven

@ Iheart – THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’M TOM’BOUT!
NaijaGal

@JMO I think the new scents are just that new…most of us started with the citrus…I like it…it’s not overwhelming at all…FeFe said she just got the lavender and will give an update when she tries it #helpful
Detective Iheart

@Hershey gravi. Is that you???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

Girl, my hubby had me trippin’ last night when he was hittin’ it from the back and I started to toot up a little bit and he said “UH UH, SLIDE THAT ASS BACK DOWN…” <—-subtle, yet instructive…

*quakes and faints*
The Makeup Maven

Thinking that is a Hater ratt now!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Dear Sandra,

It’s been hours since you gave us a new post. What did we do? Is it all the Fabuloso talk? You don’t like Mr. Clean? The Nair convo ticked you off? Is it me using my British accent? Is it all this sess talk? You don’t like Whipfinity in your hai…nevermind…what did we do? Can we please have a new post?

Your friend in Christ

Hershey
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I see what you did there with the hair
Eazy

I love biting bite my thighs and whheeew <——juices
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SIS I AINT BEEN CHOKE… I GET TOO FUKN PARANOID AND READY TO SWANG OFF!! NOOOOOO LOCK DOORS!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SIS I AINT BEEN CHOKE… I GET TOO FUKN PARANOID AND READY TO SWANG OFF!! NOOOOOO LOCK DOORS!!
Detective Iheart

IHEART GIRL THAT LICK DOWN UR DAM BACK!! **SWOONS** BISH KNEES GET WEEK LOOSE BALANCE CANT DO NOFFIN BUT ASSUME THE POSITION TO GET POUNDED..

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EXXXXACTLY < bed rocking from me being pounded
Bad Influence

@Maven, I do! like wtf is that!
The Makeup Maven

@ FE – YAAAAS, YAAAAS! Exactly what I’m tom’bout!
OutsidetheBox

olive oil grease

Who makes it? @HIS I bet it has mineral oil in it.

REAL Olive oil is great for hair. I used to use that for I hopped on that’ ‘finity train.

how can i keep my hair amply moisturized? you GOTS to start with something water-based sis, whether its h20, aloe vera juice, whatever, you gots to start with water and SEAL that water in your hair. And you have to be consistent.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

Thinking that is a Hater ratt now!
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I was agreeing with you!

Thank you Naija …
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@iheart that’s me perched up in Sin City
Bad Influence

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Dear Sandra,

It’s been hours since you gave us a new post. What did we do? Is it all the Fabuloso talk? You don’t like Mr. Clean? The Nair convo ticked you off? Is it me using my British accent? Is it all this sess talk? You don’t like Whipfinity in your hai…nevermind…what did we do? Can we please have a new post?

Your friend in Christ

Hershey

I peeped that ish…
NaijaGal

#GettingTipsForTheFuture
OutsidetheBox

Naija aint they hitting them over the head for them Miss Jessie’s aint they?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Hershey

I think we will have to find YET ANOTHER thread to bounce to in a minute…It’s only going on 2pm…

@Lakes

coarse just meaning she had deep waves and a lot of strands with the waves. So her hair may actually appear to be a bit kinkier but it doesn’t grow out of the roots in a curl or coil pattern…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OH THE TALKING.. THE FIRM GRIP.. THE GETS A BISH HAWWT TOO!!
MissHarlem

TATTED I more than cosign your thoughts though

JMO you got my attention however I dont know

OHONEY heyyy hun
The Makeup Maven

@ Bad – I know he be like I just lashed you out and now i’m getting beat up???
Detective Iheart

FeFe says:

@Chatted

Girl, my hubby had me trippin’ last night when he was hittin’ it from the back and I started to toot up a little bit and he said “UH UH, SLIDE THAT ASS BACK DOWN…” <—-subtle, yet instructive…

*quakes and faints*

______

Whew Chile *fans self* Reminds me when hubby was hitting it one time and I tried to switch positions and he said " aint nobody tell yo ass to move turn that ass back around" < Me fainting
OutsidetheBox

OTB why haven’t you been coming to dance lessons?

:dance2: <— but look what I learned!!! An dI got some new shoes so Im ready! #noSherriSheppardfeet
Genia

Strolling in looking for “WHY” this post is at 400+ comments…spots the WHY…rolls eyes, pouts lips, do the Tamar body shake and then have a Tamar voice conversation in my head that says “not..HER nor SHE will be doing this post boo” smacks lips…
The Makeup Maven

@ OH OKAY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING A MEANIE!
OutsidetheBox

Okay maybe I need to stop buying shoes and stay in my lessons
Detective Iheart

I reccomend we move to the Robin thicke or Rhi post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

Them thighs lookin right…
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Fe yep this one is getting pretty full, time to move around since one of yall done pissed Sandra off
The Makeup Maven

<—- HAS TO STOP TALKING THIS WAY! I WILL REVEAL EVERYTHING AND THAT'S NOT GOOD!
NaijaGal

@OTB girl if people only knew…shid you better off using equate vaseline and blue magic…no need to spend $30 or more on that worthless chit…but I digress of course
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Iheart

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IHEART GIRL WE IS >>>HERE<< THE RUSH OF PAIN GET ME GOING… @
BAD
Detective Iheart

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

@iheart that’s me perched up in Sin City

_________________

I refuse to belive that you are 40 I wanna be like you when I grow up :hugs:
The Makeup Maven

@ Harlem – THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I don’t wanna be no perv!
Eazy

Lets go to Robin’s post so I can keep scrolling up and looking at him
OutsidetheBox

Hersh its friday boo. Sand aint thanking bout us.

yall betta email her. Bish prolly in the mall somewhere.

Is backpacks on sale?
MissHarlem

HERSHEY aint chit
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I’d say this current convo is more suited fo the Robin Thicke post.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

**FAINTS** YALL BISHES NASSTY!! **NOSE UP**
JMO BRO U SSSPOSE TO BE IN THE SESS CONVO WE TEAMMATES
Bad Influence

@OTB its Palmers and it has petroleum in it!

should i throw it at my boyfriends head? he picked it out (i was taking too long to decide and he has no patience in the health & beauty aisle)

gimme a step by step one time… *gets a pen & pad* i need help bew!
Detective Iheart

MOving to the Robin thicke post in 5,4,3,2
NaijaGal

yall don’t wanna talk about sex in the fune post huh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

FeFe says:
he was hittin’ it from the back and I started to toot up a little bit and he said “UH UH, SLIDE THAT ASS BACK DOWN…”
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*sits indian style*

tell me more…you can just make up some shyt if you’re no comfy with telling me about your husband
OutsidetheBox

@JMO when i got the lavender, i didnt know it was lavender if that helps…i asked fay if it was “eucalyptus” it smelled not quite woodsy, but earthy to me…. with the original I could smell the citrus essential oils right away.

If im not mistaken lavender essential oils may have some benefits to hair, I’d have to do more research tho. HTH!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

iheart I will be 41 next month, my fat azz is officially on a diet, gotta lose 15-20lbs by June/July…too short to be this heavy
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Miss Harlem I will have you know that not only am I shit, I am THE shit
OutsidetheBox

Coarse vs. Fine hair.

Coarse and fine are about the thickness of a hair strand…compared to a thread say…my hair is fine and dense which means I have strands that when held to light are not very visible, but dense meaning I have a lot of these strands.

Hair texture can be classified as fine hair (small strands), medium hair (average strands) or coarse hair (large strands).

Thick or thin refers to how MANY hairs you have on your head, hence the density.
MissHarlem

TATTED you are not a perv and I wouldnt stand for anyone that thinks so hmph

OTB dead ass wrong
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Thanks OTB and miss harlem!!! Citrus it is!!

Lakes, Where is Pedro?
Detective Iheart

@Heershey, I dont see Nathan fat about you You are GAWJUS babes!!! You have beautiful skin too
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Hershey, who is that in the gravi?
Detective Iheart

GET YALL AZZES TO THE ROBIN THICKE POST RET NOW!!
MissHarlem

HERSHEY
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ JMO it’s me,

@ iheart thank you, but I’m chunky I gosta lose some weight
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

I’m a HUGE shoe gal and those are kinda fugly! I will pass!
cocoa49

That shoe looks as crazy as he is.
trenee

i’ll pass, but i wish him the best