Rap producer Kanye West has conquered the world of music, but he’s having a little trouble convincing the world’s fashionistas to take him seriously as a designer.

Narcissists think very highly of themselves, but Kanye isn’t your average, run-of-the-mill narcissist.

Just to prove he’s the next Marc Jacobs, Kanye packed his things and moved to Europe — and he plans to stay there until the other fashion designers stop laughing at him behind his back.

Last week, Kanye debuted his DW collection during Paris fashion week. His designs, inspired by his late mother Donda West, barely evoked mention by the fashion critics. But the media did buzz about the shoes his models were wearing.

The pearl-adorned, ivory-beaded stilettos were designed especially for DW’s models by Giuseppe Zanotti.

And now you can own an exclusive pair for only $5,800.

According to US Weekly, the French retailer Colette Paris has listed the fashion-forward heels, made of calf leather and embroidered pearls, for $5,800 USD.

Kanye will debut his Fall/Winter 2012 DW collection during fashion week on March 5.


  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I love and hate how that picture suggests that Kanye is showing off that UGLY ass shoe just below frame. :hahaha:

  • Mamacita

    “Only $5,800”

    Only??? :blink:

  • DoNotDeleteMe

    Why does he look like he wants to prance around in those heels? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Ummm, I don’t like them… :shrugs:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    No thanks. I wouldn’t wear them if Kanye himself gifted them to me.

  • FuturedocDonte

    Sandra would have a “you can own” post in the heat of tax time :coffee:

  • iAmChan

    Kanye has a limp wrist —> so THEY say….a lot of people say it though.

  • DoNotDeleteMe

    Those shoes are shaped like Derick J! Was he Kunt-ye’s inspiration?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    chittin me :hahaha: and they not cute :hahaha: no bueno !

  • LADYTEA

    I wonder if Beyonce will cop a pair. better yet he will give her a pair

  • Danielle

    Those shoes ugly as hell #NoThanks
    Not that I could put out 6K on a pair of shoes anyway 😆

  • FuturedocDonte

    wait a min… is this a post about kanye’s clothing line or guiseppe shoes :laughing:

  • Danielle

    I love me some Ye tho :)

  • GeminEyez

    not interested in the shoe simply because its ugly…

  • Detective Iheart

    That shoe is ugly as heyul :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Love me some Ye….BUT I CAN’T FCK W/THAT SHOE! :nono:

  • ryand91

    I’ll pass they look wayyy too bulky, the shoe has too much going on period.

  • CD FENTY

    :coffee:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    iAmChan says:

    Kanye has a limp wrist —> so THEY say….a lot of people say it though.

    :rofl:

    :ontopic: I dont like the shoes, Ye need to do better!

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?

  • The Makeup Maven

    Oooh Well……………..

    :whistle:
    Cake Cake Cake Cake
    Cake Cake Cake Cake
    Cake Cake Cake Cake
    Cake Cake Cake

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Maybe the shoe is supposed to have a leg warmer attached to it :shrugs:

    I don’t give a damn who’s name is attached to that thick azz sandal it’s hideous

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    I’ll take a pair for 95.00 cause that’s all its worth, Really YE’ :shrugs: they kill me with these over the top prices, know it cost 6 dollars to make, GTHOWT,

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
    ___________________

    I think the point is them shoes is 5 stacks, and they look like shatt!!!! point blank Peiord :coffee: so who ever designed them needs to try again :nono:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :offtopic:

    “Basketball Wives: LA” star Imani Showalter may be trading a basketball for a Bible real soon. Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.

    HipHollywood reports that Marvin Sapp and Imani Showalter began dating shortly after meeting at Verizon’s How Sweet the Sound choir competition on Oct. 28 in LA.

    A source said,

    “The two exchanged information and immediately started corresponding after the show. A week or so later Marvin flew her to Grand Rapids to visit him and so she could experience his church.”

    The source added,

    “They’ve been spending quite a bit of time together. They’re definitely falling in love and I wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up getting married.”

    Since October, Imani has been spotted with Marvin at various concert dates and preaching engagements as well as the Stellar Gospel Awards.

    So far, Marvin’s church accepts Imani, but they want her to stop tweeting risque photos!

    One member was quoted as saying:

    “If she seriously wants to be with him and plans to become the First Lady of his church, the last thing she needs to be doing is tweeting risqué photos of herself. That’s just a big no-no!”
    __________________________________________________________________

    Marvin just feeling lonely since his wife passed, I hope this is NOT a dopamine effect??!!

  • ryand91

    Heyyyyyy Hershey!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Maybe the shoe is supposed to have a leg warmer attached to it :shrugs:

    I don’t give a damn who’s name is attached to that thick azz sandal it’s hideous
    ____________
    :cosign:

  • Ty

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
    ___________________

    I think the point is them shoes is 5 stacks, and they look like shatt!!!! point blank Peiord so who ever designed them needs to try again
    _____________
    :cosign:

    :wave: @ all

  • I Go There

    That damn Cake song again… 😆

    Thats all I need women giving their coochie… new names.

    Some women got Fruit cake though… 😆

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    :kona:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    mizzdallas says:“Basketball Wives: LA” star Imani Showalter may be trading a basketball for a Bible real soon. Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.

    -_______________________
    Faints at the last sentence :ghost:

  • lady_cn

    I wouldn’t pay $5 for them. :nono: No thank you.

  • Detective Iheart

    :dead: @ Hersheys gravi :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    <—is sporting a pair right now :coffee:

    get like me

    #LTOSR

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Hey Ryan :waves:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Ty :happy:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    pretty gravi lady_cn!

    GM SR & fam :waves:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    <—is sporting a pair right now :coffee:

    get like me
    _______________

    Um in other news :coffee: how can I get me some of dat oh so good whipfinity? :waiting:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Hershey’s gravi!

    Fay Fay :hug:

  • ryand91

    On the topic of Imani and Marvin dating. People are very vunerable after losing their spouses and then these women out here are ruthless. My grandmother hasn’t been dead a good month and women are already trying to get into his house, bringing food by and ish.

  • The Makeup Maven

    BRO – I’m sorry. That song will NOT get up outta my head today! 😆

  • Detective Iheart

    Fay :hugs:

  • I Go There

    Hey Fay

    Whats up

  • sexyphillygirl

    Them sandals look hot as hell like you would sweat the hairs off your leg with them things on smh, no thanks Ill pass…

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Umm iheart have you looked at that beast in your gravi lately? :blink:

    Her stomachS are offending to me and Ronald McDonald said who in heyull told you to flat iron his lace front? ANSWER THAT! :rofl:

  • iAmChan

    Morning to all of yall above me. How is everyone?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hershey – I told Iheart that bish in her gravi looks as if she been eating a whole troth of chitlins! :blink:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Tatted and she smells like it too :rofl:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Chan it’s Friday, I’m peachy keen and shyt :coffee: <grape/cranberry juice cocktail

  • The Makeup Maven

    Good morning IamChan :hug:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    ChaBew!! :hug: gm sweetness
    IGo, :shrug: i wanna punch this Granny Clampit bish in the face, that’s all
    Iheart :hug: gm sugah wugah
    jenie, just click my name hunbun :yes:

  • Danielle

    ryand91 says:

    People are very vunerable after losing their spouses and then these women out here are ruthless. My grandmother hasn’t been dead a good month and women are already trying to get into his house, bringing food by and ish.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Girl yes, this 50 something year old woman was trying to get with my grandpa after my grandmother died. He is almost 80! Everything about her came off like a user. That makes me sick!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hersh – She ain’t NEVA met a chitlin she ain’t like! :nono:

  • ryand91

    @Chan, I’m in a pissy mood because I didn’t get my much sleep. But other than that I’m breathing so I can’t complain.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Those shoes are fugly!! Some of the clothes during his runway show were nice though!

    Good Morning all :waves:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Chan :waves:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 😎 GOOD MORNING :coffee:

  • I Go There

    @Fay

    Why you trying to fight?

    😆 @ Granny Clampit

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    GM Chan! :waves:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    jenie, just click my name hunbun :yes:

    _________________

    hmmm I am checking your selections out :thinking: what does the kingsmen smell like :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hi: @CHANDLER

    Good day good sir. I’m a little down and moody actual. Say something funny. :waiting:

  • yallcrazy

    They look heavy, and oogly :shrug:

    *sticks my straw in Hershey’s cup and begins drinking* :nana:

    —————————–

    Jenie, click on Fayla’s name to see the Whipfinity 😀

  • Ty

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Hershey – I told Iheart that bish in her gravi looks as if she been eating a whole troth of chitlins!
    ___________
    Chitlins hell…she ate somebody :blink:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ty says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Hershey – I told Iheart that bish in her gravi looks as if she been eating a whole troth of chitlins!
    ___________
    Chitlins hell…she ate somebody :blink:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: <—unravelings that ugly azz shoe up top

    Hey Jmo,Yso,Fay, Igo, Chan, Ryan

  • yallcrazy

    I’m a little down and moody
    —————–
    BRB :pc:

  • iAmChan

    @ YSoSrs

    Kanye West wears glittery thongs while he is creating music….he says it “opens up” his creative space.

  • Ty

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    @ Chan it’s Friday, I’m peachy keen and shyt <grape/cranberry juice cocktail
    ___________________
    Add some Vodka and give me some :party:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @YALL

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    IGo bc the bish keep asking me questions & her voice irks my soul! 😡
    irritated x 1,000

    i don’t mind helping anyone, but can u at least TRY to :think: on ur own b4 u ask me the same fuggin ? for the hundreth time tho? :cuss:

    she does look like Granny Clampit tho. sad part is she’s only 48 :(
    look like she been collecting SS for at least 10 yrs tho

  • ryand91

    Heyyyy @Yall

    Reading the description of Whipfinity instantly made my skin feel softer.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Tatted & YSO :hahaha:

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    iAmChan says:

    @ YSoSrs

    Kanye West wears glittery thongs while he is creating music….he says it “opens up” his creative space.
    ———
    :dead:

  • Ty

    iAmChan says:

    @ YSoSrs

    Kanye West wears glittery thongs while he is creating music….he says it “opens up” his creative space.
    ______________
    :rofl: I am going to let that one go it too early…his creative space :wail:

  • The Makeup Maven

    😎 WHAT’CHEW LAFFIN’ ‘BOUT??? :think:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CHANDLER

    Thinking about Kanye’s “creative space” being “open”… :stop:

    Nope. Try again. :waiting:

  • yallcrazy

    Yso (jokey joke)

    Where does the one legged waitress work?

  • Sweet-tea

    I’m the biggest shoe freak I know! I won’t wear those if I was paid to do so. HIDEOUS!!!

  • http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

    Tatted :2dance:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    Where does the one legged waitress work?… :shrugs:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Yall :coffee:

    #meanshortpeoplearetheworst

  • The Makeup Maven

    Mother Jefferson :2dance:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :thumbsup: Fayla just ordered my whipfinity :yahoo:

  • yallcrazy

    @ Yso
    Where does the one legged waitress work?

    At the Ihop :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    You and that face tatted. I forgot until you typed it 😆

  • yallcrazy

    *puts ice cubes in in Hershey’s coffee* 😀

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YSo :hug: i am too, i hate feeling like this!

    YALL :hug: hey suga lump!!

    jenie :hug: ty so much! it will ship out Monday

  • sexyphillygirl

    @Fayla-I went to the website and Im interested in getting a sample if I could how would I go about getting it? Thanks.

  • I Go There

    Yall

    Whats up

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 😎 WELP, YOU STARTED IT! I have to respect you muhfukkin’ authority! :biggrin:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    Nice try but I’m gone be terrible e-company today it seems. :hugs:

    :hugs: @FAYLA

    I can usually shake it off but today…I’m just glad this week is over.

  • yallcrazy

    Not nuch Igo, Yso doesn’t like my joke, I guess it wasn’t mean enough :shrug: 😆

    Tatted, who you talking to yo? :rofl:

    SexyPhilly, I use Whip and lick it too :yes: :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YGO

    I need cheering up. What you got? :waiting:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    YSoSrs says:

    @YALL

    Nice try but I’m gone be terrible e-company today it seems. :hugs:

    :hugs: @FAYLA

    I can usually shake it off but today…I’m just glad this week is over.
    ____________________

    :preach: I had a ruff one myself :rolleyes:

  • NaijaGal

    FAYLA
    yallcrazy
    Mother J
    JMO
    :cheer:
    *ready, ok…chilly chilly bang bang, let’s see yall do your thang, I can’t why not, I just can’t, why not…my head hurts, my bra’s too tight my booty shakes to the left, to the right, to the left and to the right*

  • Detective Iheart

    <== Who said she offended them :cuss: huh? which one of yous said it 😡

  • yallcrazy

    Awwww Yso :hug: *fixes your dreads into a smile and then leaves you ALONE* :rofl: because I’ve “seen” you when you’re mad 😆

    Hopefully a fight starts soon and gets us all out of this funk :coffee: <–ihop coffee :grill:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette – 😎 is JMO! She kept typing that emoticon and then saying Ray Charles, so that has become her new moniker! 😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- USES WHIPFINITY AFTER EVERY HAIR WASH! IT'S SO GOOD, I ONLY NEED TO USE IT ONCE PER WEEK! :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :applause: Yay Naija :rofl:

    Do your thing cheerleader 😆

    —————
    First Tatted was talking to herself and now Det.iheart is threatening somebody….But who???? :shrug: :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Detective Iheart says:

    <== Who said she offended them :cuss: huh? which one of yous said it 😡
    ______________

    😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    I WASN’T TALKING TO MYSELF! :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    I’m not that bad. 😈

  • yallcrazy

    Oh ok Tatted, I thought that was saying “I am high and please leave me be” :rofl:

    The Whipfinity worked on my curly do and air-dried do, and I still have to try it on my straight do. But I am sure that it will because usually when I air-dry my hair looks like this :wail: BUT not with Whipfinity!

    Great invention Fayla! :thumbsup:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ iheart, I said it! tell her to roll her big azz on over here :whip: < really a taser set on beast mode :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Sooo I wont have these after all. I love them ugly ass shoes. :(

  • prynsexxx

    REPOST (from downstairs)

    Good Morning yall….

    prynsexxx says:

    All I’m going to say is…..THAT funeral director looks like “THE GRINCH”……that stole Whits fune pics.

    :whistle:
    You’re a mean one
    Carolyn Whigham

  • OutsidetheBox

    IT’S SO GOOD, I ONLY NEED TO USE IT ONCE PER WEEK

    Yep, but I have to use it eryday. :ashamed: So you got good hurr. :rolleyes: 😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette – 😆 Ooooh, it could be one of those days, but I’m too essited it’s Friday! :yahoo:

    @ OTB :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ OTB – :rofl: NOPE, I DON’T HAVE GOOD HURR, BUT I HAVE A DECENT GRADE! I do relax it once every 6 to 10 weeks, though! :crying1:

  • Detective Iheart

    :danban: <<< Really body rolling over to Hershey :danban1:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Smurfette – 😎 is JMO! She kept typing that emoticon and then saying Ray Charles, so that has become her new moniker! 😆
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :hahaha: I only use it when I see something is … about … to go … down

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    :waves: @ Fayla, Yso, Chan

    Where is Cali??

  • yallcrazy

    What Whips left on my hands after applying for my face goes straight into my hairline.

    I know somebody who need it —>the folks that glue the wings to their foreheads

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    These yogurt cover pretzels are too dam good… Somebody stop me!!! :wail:

  • yallcrazy

    *wigs

  • OutsidetheBox

    @SIS I need cheering up. :cheer:

    DyShaun? YEAH?! DyShaun? YEAH?!?! Can you do it? DO WHAT? Can you do it? DO WHAT?! The gig, the gig, the gig-iglo…The gig, the gig, the gig-iglo.

    Welll, my back ache, my bra to tight, and I dont feel like dynamite… :no: HTH! :hug:

  • Detective Iheart

    @OTB, I emailed sand the story about the brown and Conway girls that are missing

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    Hey Danielle!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @TAINTED

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    iheart’s gravi is really Precious on her way to Freaknik, with her stankin azz :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – Ion’like the yogurt covered pretzels, but I am addicted to the milk chocolate covered ones by Hershey! :ashamed:

  • yallcrazy

    :stop: it Laker, I ate a whole pack of white ones last week and I could not stop. I will never ever get a bag again :no: #tooaddictive

    Give some away #thatsyouronlychance :rofl:

    ————————-
    *makes note of Jmo’s warning call* 😆

  • OutsidetheBox

    yogurt cover pretzels

    Yummm. Too funny. I’m eating 100cal right bites fudge dipped pretzels. Its only like 8 in the damn pack. I need one of them tubs. 😆

    They good tho. :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ OTB’s fizzled out cheer! :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    “Stankin ass” :dead:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- Down 28 lbs. Have 15 more I want to loose! :yahoo:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Hershey, She don’t stank dammit :rollseyes: She don’t even eat chitlins thank you very much, shes a vegaterian (sp) :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @SIS

    You got to cheer me up first. But I’m being a tough crowd today. 😆

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    @Fenty is that the girl from the meth commercial in your gravi??

  • The Makeup Maven

    CD – is that bish laying up w/the fishes??? :blink: :thinking:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    ChaBew i SO luv ur hair baybcakes, bet it’s soft as hell! :yes:

    I did my hair sunday & haven’t had to moisturize since then. that’s a record for me!

    @sexy the 2 oz travel size is the sample size, hope that helps

    somebody cheer me up please! :crying:

  • yallcrazy

    Precious at freaknik :hahaha: I’ve seen her cousins down there :dead: (hey, could’ve been :shrug: )

  • OutsidetheBox

    @De-Tec IHeart, I read your post. Chit is sad. *whispers* I think they already dead :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Flipz, the milk chocolate ones. :yes:

  • CD FENTY

    @Tatted
    Yes she is, its their bonding time. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yall I shared :cheer:
    Sis I had some of those last week :ashamed:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    NaijaGal says:

    FAYLA
    yallcrazy
    Mother J
    JMO
    :cheer:
    *ready, ok…chilly chilly bang bang, let’s see yall do your thang, I can’t why not, I just can’t, why not…my head hurts, my bra’s too tight my booty shakes to the left, to the right, to the left and to the right*
    _____________________________________________________________________

    😆 … oh wow, I had my own version of this song:

    :whistle: “bam a chuuu chuuuu train, bam a chuuu chuuu train, watch JMO do ha thang, I said I can’t, y not, because I cant, y not, because my baaaack is achin and my shorts are tooo tight and my leeegggz keep moooovin from the left and to the right” <– then bust out in the tootsie roll 😆

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    nvr mind..the only way imma get cheered up is when i leave this bish @5:00 :(

  • prynsexxx

    O’an TO WHOMEVER WAS ON HERE LAST WEEK TAMBOUT THEM CARAMEL BUGLES………

    Point me in the direction of YO mama…….so I can slap her! :waiting: :karate:

  • OutsidetheBox

    whole pack of white ones

    Y’all tried the ones by snyder’s? (I think) its white chocolate dipped pretzel sticks; theyre huge and I think you ‘possed to share the bag. :ashamed:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Fay, What’s wrong shuga :hugs:

  • yallcrazy

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- Down 28 lbs. Have 15 more I want to loose!
    —————
    :shocked: Wowsers! Tatted, you should really think about getting that Ab Belt, they work yo! And you could tone up what's there now :)#justathought

    It helps with loosing the weight too, because you're not going to want to eat when you begin seeing the changes…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fay Fay – Thank you. It’s gotten longer since the pic. It IS soft and that Whipfinity just makes it more soft! I LOVE IT! and it last long too!
    :yahoo:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Pedrooooo :wail:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Prynnn!!!! You didnt like them???

    You sure you want me to call mama? She got a cane and she will use it…ask my little brother :no:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Hershey says:

    Maybe the shoe is supposed to have a leg warmer attached to it :shrug:
    ___________________

    :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette – While I do thank you for your concern and all, there is NO WAY IN SAYUM HELL I am shocking myself! :nono:

    :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    congrats tatted!! :dance:

    MP & Lakes :hug:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
    _______________

    I thought he was? :shrug:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO

    I need cheering up. What you got?
    _______________________________________________

    Thanks for putting me on the spot

    :whistle:

    Your my
    Darlin Darlin Baby

    Sweet and tender
    Loooooovvveee

    Singing that just reminds me of
    Lincoln LTD’s
    with the smell of Kool Filter Kings, Afro Sheen
    and Schlitz Malt Liquor.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :whistle:

    My name is Tatted, I am a Taurus
    You mess with me, You betta FLOOR IT!

    *attempt at a cheer*

  • yallcrazy

    GET IT JMO :dance: :hahaha: *does the tootsie roll (butterfly) at desk*

    OTB (boogie voice) They’re from Kernel Fabian, the same spot that sells thee best popcorn :popcorn:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Detective Iheart says:

    @Hershey, She don’t stank dammit She don’t even eat chitlins thank you very much, shes a vegaterian (sp)
    __________________________________

    #1 She DOES stank I can smell her vinegar and pickle oh door from here
    #2 unless chitlins, sausages, bacons, weenies, chickens, hens, poak chops, baloney is all veggies, she ain’t a vegetarian :rofl:
    #3 refer back to number one, with her funky, stankin azz!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    mizzdallas says:

    Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.
    ___________________

    Isn’t this old news? I thought the blogs covered this already last year? :shrug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 😎 THANK YOU BEW!

  • Detective Iheart

    @Sandra, Did you get my email abou the girls in detroit?

  • iAmChan

    @ YSoSrs

    Darn, lol…..

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OTB really… :steer:

  • prynsexxx

    Sandra Rose says:

    mizzdallas says:

    Sources say the reality star is now dating Gospel-singer Marvin Sapp.
    ___________________

    What reality star? I haven’t read all the comments. Marvin is suppose to be here today/this weekend, I think.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Jmo sup ese 😎 < cholo style

  • CD FENTY

    MP :hugs:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @YGO

    I do love that song. It reminds me of family BBQs and steppers. :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Lakes :yes: <— real gangstah head nod

  • prynsexxx

    @Tatted :2dance: <——- bow is really a bag of them Caramel Bugles

    #fatmenstrualchit

  • yallcrazy

    Tatted, (slow talking–> Okay, I tried…

    :rofl:
    ——————————
    :cheer: (I forgot the 1st part, but here goes)
    And I go to school.
    What School?
    High school
    And you know what?
    What
    And you know what?
    MY man gone WIND ME UP*hands over head rolling like a rodeo*

    :dead: #fastazz :ashamed: that was our cheer :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Oh yeah I was in 3rd grade with that cheer :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I thought so too Sandra. :shrug:

    He spent months studying under Zanotti… :shrug:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    :cheer:

    My name is Hershey
    (yeah)
    I’m an Aires
    (yeah)
    …..:blink:

    *drops pompoms I didn’t wanna be no dayum cheer leader anyway

  • Detective Iheart

    :waves: <Drawstring ponytail @ Chan cause I know how he :heart: them so :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn – :2dance: REALLY THE AB-THINGY SMURFETTE RECOMMENDED TO ME!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Beeeeutiful I just want u to know ur my favorite girl see I just want to know that u r really special….. :whistle: pharell sessy

  • yallcrazy

    :whistle: For Yso

    Mid blowing Decisions

    :whistle:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL AND 1ST YEAR IN COLLEGE! :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Detective Iheart says:

    @Hershey, She don’t stank dammit She don’t even eat chitlins thank you very much, shes a vegaterian (sp)
    __________________________________

    #1 She DOES stank I can smell her vinegar and pickle oh door from here
    #2 unless chitlins, sausages, bacons, weenies, chickens, hens, poak chops, baloney is all veggies, she ain’t a vegetarian
    #3 refer back to number one, with her funky, stankin azz!

    __________________

    No ma’am :nono: She eats all vegebles all the time :yes: She has never had anything fried a day in her life :cuss: She is just BIG BONED :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :danban: GET IT SIS!

  • I Go There

    @ISO

    That the song that always came on right before the spades or dominoe game…. It was always followed by that funny smell (weed) then a fight would break out … cause somebody would be messing with somebody else woman

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

  • sexyphillygirl

    @Fayla-ok thanks

  • yallcrazy

    :buzzbuzz: @Tatted

    I am still laughing at your response to me yo :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Jmo :yes: eyyy miija

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Beeeeutiful I just want u to know ur my favorite girl see I just want to know that u r really special….. pharell sessy
    ______________________________________________________

    Thats on my getting Dressed playlist… 😆

  • sexyphillygirl

    @Tatted-How did you lose your weight if you dont mind me asking? I just started about 2 weeks ago, I havent gotten on the scale but my clothes are fitting much better. Im not dieting just eating better and exercising more, im hitting the gym 6 days doing cardio for 45 minutes.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :newpost: is up. It aint interesting or anything, but its up. HTH.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sis :danban: I loves snoop….

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette – :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Sexyphilly – I just watch my portion control. I still eat anything I want, but I generally eat from a saucer instead of a plate. Also, I don’t really drink anything but water…unless I’m drinking liquor or the occasional juice! Not dieting. It’s been since December.

  • sexyphillygirl

    @Tatted-thats EXACTLY what I am doing, I am only drinking water and my ciroc from time to time lol.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YGO

    Yep. Spades and “funny cigarettes” and 40 oz and loud, drunken arguments about what led and who started cutting. Good times. :yes:

    @YALL

    Can’t decide how to go, is she mine I want to knoooooow… :whistle:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Sexyphilly – good luck. I picked up weight in 2011 and I was buggin. But, I’m getting it off for 2012. I want to loose 15 more lbs and see how that goes. I may be good at 10, tho. I :heart: being a little more thicker than most! :biggrin:

  • sexyphillygirl

    @Tatted-thanks, I wanna get down to 135, anything less ill look like a bobble head and fall over with these tig ol biddies lol.

  • LiberianJewels7

    Morning/Afternoon SR Family!
    Oh Kanye.. Wtf? Too much fabric or whatever that mess is on top. Just come back home & stick music.. I miss the old you :(

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    Sandra Rose says:

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    WHY ARE SOME OF YOU ACTING AS IF KANYE DESIGNED THE SHOE AND IS SELLING IT?
    _______________

    I thought he was?
    ——————————-

    The pearl-adorned, ivory-beaded stilettos were designed especially for DW’s models by Giuseppe Zanotti.

  • hotmess

    U.G.L. Y YOU DON’T HAVE NO ALABY THEY UGLY HUHUHUH THEY UGLY

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    I’d vang them joints…only the flyest of the flyy could pull them off!!!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    **Bang**

  • Chgoprime

    I love these shoes. You guys should see them on a model, they are very unique shoes. If I could afford these beauties I would get them.

  • CD FENTY

    Hmmmm wonder did they say go in this post to get rid of me? :thinking:

  • yallcrazy

    Present :coffee:

  • Bad Influence

    lol @ CD 😆

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: @ CD

    :waves: WING WING WING HERRO

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hahaha: Never CD. But is that Adele’s leg??? :rofl:

    Thats what @Y’all said!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Gawd I hate you for them gravis.

    Bish must got a treasure trove. :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Here. :zzz:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Is iheart in here?

  • Bad Influence

    is CD formally Chocolate Dive or no? :think:

  • CD FENTY

    I believe its Adele with a male body builders leg out 😆

  • yallcrazy

    :dead:

  • I Go There

    Okay.. Im here now what.

  • yallcrazy

    Hershey, is that a new pic in your gravi?

  • CD FENTY

    @His

    Yes I am the poster previously known as Chocolate Diva. I is married now so I took my lady’s last name :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    I’s here :biggrin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @His

    I hope u saw my comment left for you in the last post… :coffee:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    aqui!

  • Bad Influence

    *lays upon Ysos bed of dreads*

    its sooooo gloomy today…all i wanna do is lounge around like a couch tater…

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yes @His. Thats that fewl.

  • Detective Iheart

    :karate; His for setting me up to get dragged for telling folks I boil mr clean :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Has anyone seen Dymond lately???

  • Bad Influence

    @Fe, no but lemme check so that i may i cross u off the shank list…

    @CD Yay! :hug: how has thou been crazy? 😆

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Hershey I didn’t font you looking for me… :crying:

  • yallcrazy

    MY WHIPFINITY JUST ARRIVED :yahoo:

    :danban1: :danban:

  • OutsidetheBox

    ise married now :hahaha:

    Did your daddy give a disapproving eye and keep riding when he found out Rihanna was his DIL? 😆

  • CD FENTY

    @His

    I am great honey :hugs: even doe Fe just dragged my ass :rolleyes:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Anthony Mackie as Tupac is a :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— SICK OF SMURFETTE HAVING ALL THE SCENTS OF WHIPFINITY

  • OutsidetheBox

    What scent you got @Y’all??? Is this a repeat order or the new scents?

    And how your chit come ‘for mine.. :waiting:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Yall it’s of Chrianna their artistically telling the world that if you don’t approve of our love, you can…

    @iheart did you not read my question in the Mariah post?

    Detective Iheart says:

    Bad Influence says:

    @Iheart, what is this boiling and microwaving of thee fabuloso about?

    how does this work exactly? i wanna do it
    __________________

    I have a bowl that I use JUST for that (cause the scent stays in it) But I fill it up with water and then just pour fabuloso or Mr clean in it then you put it in the microwave and just put it on 30 mins. Smells GREAT!!!

    __________________________________________

    Let me get this straight, you want me to take a bowl pour a flammable liquid in it, Gain or Fabuloso or even worse Mr. Clean. Close my microwave, set the timer for 30 minutes, and go about my business? After my micro explodes, and sets my house afire, can I come live with you?

  • OutsidetheBox

    tatt :hahaha: Me and you here.

    Swore I had the leg up on that. Hmph.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :rofl: I did not DRAG you!

    I just felt kinda fcked up laughing at ur previous gravie! :hugs:

  • CD FENTY

    @OTB

    I told u my daddy left home when I was 8 neva to return. Gee thanks alot OTB for making me 😥 ………………. SIKE FUKK THAT MUTHAFUGGA HIS LOSS 😆 But forreal doe my mom was happy for us she just wants to see her daughter happy ya know :coffee:

  • Bad Influence

    @Iheart :hahaha: woman i was over here nervous and shyt like…err umm *side eye* 😆 ion wanna blow up…

    @Fe, I knew u lovededed me! :yahoo:

  • I Go There

    I havent had a soda in months and Ill kill for a Cherry coke righ now.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :popcorn:
    YES U CAN BOIL THE FABULOS ADDD FUKN WATER THO!!

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    what other scents of whipfinity are there? I only have citrus :sad:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    @ Yall it’s of Chrianna their artistically telling the world that if you don’t approve of our love, you can…

    @iheart did you not read my question in the Mariah post?

    Detective Iheart says:

    Bad Influence says:

    @Iheart, what is this boiling and microwaving of thee fabuloso about?

    how does this work exactly? i wanna do it
    __________________

    I have a bowl that I use JUST for that (cause the scent stays in it) But I fill it up with water and then just pour fabuloso or Mr clean in it then you put it in the microwave and just put it on 30 mins. Smells GREAT!!!

    __________________________________________

    Let me get this straight, you want me to take a bowl pour a flammable liquid in it, Gain or Fabuloso or even worse Mr. Clean. Close my microwave, set the timer for 30 minutes, and go about my business? After my micro explodes, and sets my house afire, can I come live with you?
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: I just boil the Mr. Clean “Gain” scent. That microwave chit sound a lil too creepy for me

  • yallcrazy

    The cinnamon Whipfinity smells like Big Red gum yall

    *licks hand*

    Ok, I’m alone in the office today, so if I fall out, call somebody 😆

  • Bad Influence

    soooooo i asked yesterday and none of u heffas cept O’Hoey responded…hows is the whipfinity on the damn hair!?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IGO IM SIPN ON A CHERRY ZERO COKE.. AINT THE SAME BUT DOES THE TRICK 😀
    WERE LESB GO?? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @His

    :hunching: 😉

  • Detective Iheart

    @Hershey, I saw it and I responded. I put more water than cleaning stuff. :shrugs: Makes my house smell gain fresh and anything thats splattered in the microwave whips right off :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Igo, I’m drinking a cherry Pepsi right now 😀

  • The Makeup Maven

    OTB – She startin’ to make me sick! Spreading Whip on her hand, on her sandwich, on crackers and shyt! :rolleyes:

  • Bad Influence

    😆 Ho’Boygahh do u REALLY eat the damn Whipfinity?

  • OutsidetheBox

    SIKE FUKK THAT MUTHAFUGGA HIS LOSS YUP! you ever think of finding his ass? Just curious?

    Me and Pop are in the throes of getting to know each other…he never really left, but I just aint fukk with them (THEY RATCHET!) …how about that fool routinely attributes my smarts and humor to him??

    My mama be dying yo. I cant even tell her nothing else, she be bout to blow a gasket!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I just ordered a sample of the lavender scent Whipfinity! :yahoo:

  • I Go There

    Laker

    Dont rub it in…

    Just Push

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Meh…I’ll see y’all when we get a new post. :kona:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Iheart – thanks for taking that big bish down! :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    WHAT IS THE WHIPFINITY FOR??? :waiting: I KEEP HEARING ABOUT IT… DOES IT MAKE UR HAIR SKRONGER OR SUMPTING??

  • Eazy

    Preciate that Fefe :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @His

    I :heart: it….I only use it on my hair when it’s wet and the moisture and bounce afterward is to DIE for.. :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Jmo, I heard :gossip: that if you put 1/2 cup Monistat, 1/4 cup Fabulosa, and 1/4 cup red pop in a microwave-safe bowl and nuke it for 2 hours your house will implode yo. 😆

    #whatyoudoaintmyfault :rofl:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I gave up soda,coffee and fried foods. Please watch what yall say in this muhfugga cause a bytch is real sensitive rat now!

  • Bad Influence

    @Fe, *spanks dat twice* :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – YOU shouldn’t use Whipfinity, but maybe the baybay should. It’s not good for YOUR type of hair, ion’think! :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Eazy

    No problem hon! 😉

    @His

    It is edible…I’m not sure how GOOD it tastes, but you CAN eat it…. :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Bad Influence says:

    😆 Ho’Boygahh do u REALLY eat the damn Whipfinity?

    I don’t eat it yo :no: I lick it :yes: This one tingles my tongue though… Could be my pop :shrug: I’ll have to try it again once I’m done snicksnacking 😆

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    yallcrazy says:

    Jmo, I heard :gossip: that if you put 1/2 cup Monistat, 1/4 cup Fabulosa, and 1/4 cup red pop in a microwave-safe bowl and nuke it for 2 hours your house will implode yo. 😆

    #whatyoudoaintmyfault :rofl:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    😆 yall aint chit up in here

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IGO SO I CANT RUB IT IN.. 😥
    SIS WHY AM I EATING CHIPS AND SALSA CHERRY COKE **IGO :nana: ** AT MY DESK… OH YEAH CUZ THE MAIN BISH LEFT!! YEEEEEEEEEEEY YEEEEEEEEAH!!-ICE CUBE VOICE!

  • Bad Influence

    @Fe, so i should gawn and get me some? :waiting:

  • I Go There

    gypsyeyes says:

    I gave up soda,coffee and fried foods. Please watch what yall say in this muhfugga cause a bytch is real sensitive rat now
    ________________________________________________

    I dont even like coffee but I gave up soda like around Aug… but every now and then I want a cherry Coke.

    I will never give up fried foods… fk that

  • yallcrazy

    Fi, it’s tasteless, not good not bad, no flavor

    *licks other hand*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    I think Lakes can use it too…it’s just oils formulated in a whip… :)

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— never tasted my whipfinity. Don't have an affinity for eating shyt that goes in my hair! :nono:

    hair be bouncy as shyt though, Fe! :yes:

  • CD FENTY

    @OTB
    I tried finding him years ago and for some reason or another I stopped. I kinda felt like after 20+ years he hasnt reached out to find out about me his oldest child maybe we both need to keep it moving :shrugs: I wanted him to meet my children because my mom is the only grandparent they have

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IGO SO I CANT RUB IT IN..
    __________________________

    See you nasty… 😆

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Things I’ve learned this year from being on the SR blog:

    *I can put puzzay cream in my scalp to grow hair, sure I’ll have headaches and periods of blackouts, but a bytches hair will be BEAT!

    *Boiling Fabuloso makes my house smell great, however boiling Mr Clean, or Gain laundry detergent in the Microwave for a mere half hour will not only make my house smell great, I’ll be homeless in exactly 23 minutes

    *Whipfinity is very luxurious cream that can be used on your body as well as your hair, but this week, I learned when I’m hungry I can lick it and it will satisfy my hunger

    *Nair which is used for the legs, can give my cooch a nice shiny sheen to it, even though it says for legs and armpits only

    The rate I’m going, by Monday I will be a baldheaded plucked duck, with headaches, no home staying at shelter sweating puzzy cream, smelling like Fabuloso and Mr. Clean, licking my legs and hands because they taste like Big Red bubble gum

    :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    EAZY :kiss:
    SIS SO NO TO WHIPFINITY 😥 I WANT IN ON IT THO!! 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @His

    :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Lettuce, green beans, cauliflower and spinach

    @Gypsy :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    His its VERY good. We aint goating you. WE gone have Fay send you a sample size.

    Coconut oil, Rose water, AVJ, Argan Oil, Grapeseed oil, castor oil..

    Its ALL beneficial to hair and scalp, no additives. I use it as my top coat…after my rose water spritz. Since there aint no junk in it, mineral oil, petro, etc you can stack it (youre still wigging it right?) and extend your wash days if you want.

    Im getting my hair straightened today (VERY EXCITED, its been 2yrs!!) so I will report how it behaves on my straight kins.

    I belive a few folks here have used it on straight hair as well..

  • Bad Influence

    @Gyps, so did I!! :crying: i gave up all my fav foods til June! oh lawd how am I gawn make it? 😡

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – gimme some of those chips..i’mma use con’queso on my though!
    :biggrin:

    @ FE – Oh, okay. I thought that kind of hair didn’t want oil in it! I know my cousins dont! :shrug: I LEARN SUMFIN’ NEW EERYDAY! :biggrin:

  • yallcrazy

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Things I’ve learned this year from being on the SR blog:

    *I can put puzzay cream in my scalp to grow hair, sure I’ll have headaches and periods of blackouts, but a bytches hair will be BEAT!

    *Boiling Fabuloso makes my house smell great, however boiling Mr Clean, or Gain laundry detergent in the Microwave for a mere half hour will not only make my house smell great, I’ll be homeless in exactly 23 minutes

    *Whipfinity is very luxurious cream that can be used on your body as well as your hair, but this week, I learned when I’m hungry I can lick it and it will satisfy my hunger

    *Nair which is used for the legs, can give my cooch a nice shiny sheen to it, even though it says for legs and armpits only

    The rate I’m going, by Monday I will be a baldheaded plucked duck, with headaches, no home staying at shelter sweating puzzy cream, smelling like Fabuloso and Mr. Clean, licking my legs and hands because they taste like Big Red bubble gum
    —————————————-

    But, your azz will smell gooood :rofl: Now if ya wanna die, put that flex belt on and get in a tub of Fabulosa 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Lakes

    You can use the Whip, if not on your hair, DEFINITELY on your body… :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – Fe said you can use it, but you should get it for lil’mama! They way you beaded & braided up her do’, it will make you doing her hair a much easier time! :yes:

  • Eazy

    Heyyy Lakes :boobs: :kiss:

  • CD FENTY

    :dead: @Hershey

  • OutsidetheBox

    I gave up soda,coffee and fried foods

    :shocked: Im bout to die for you. :no: *heads to the coffee bar* BRB.

  • MissHarlem

    TATTED thanks for the pretzels I knew you wouldnt do me like that :hug:

    LAKES always looking out my bish

    LES boo you late me and FIANCE been an item moons ago but we still love you

    FIANCE I didnt get my proper greeting today so I need to pull out the :shank:

  • Detective Iheart

    Wondering when @Yall episode of Strange addiction will be aired on TLC :thinking: Yo ass stay licking that dayum whipfinity :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    :dead: @ HERSHEY :rofl:

    @OTB, I’m finna get me soe o’ dat!

  • yallcrazy

    Laker, can use Whipfinity on her body and in lil mama’s hair :yes:

    Laker, its comparable to a Body Butter.

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— BELIEVES HERSHEY DON'T PAY NO DAYUM ATTENTION. You don't use the Nair for legs & undearms on your Min-Min. You use the bikini formula on that! :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IGO OH AND U NOT SIR?? :coffee: <<CHERRY COKE
    @FEFE DO IT MAKE MY HAIR SKRONGER LONGER PULLABLE..??

  • Eazy

    fried foods and soda shouldnt be hard Gyps

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: and :ghost: @HERSHEY

    That’s what yo all will get for listening to us.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    It depends on the person…but even people with straight hair do hot oil treatments and other stuff too…. :)

  • Bad Influence

    @Otb, wiggling what tho? 😆

    @Fiance, because u was fonting to everybody else in the last post like u aint see me…hmph

  • I Go There

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Things I’ve learned this year from being on the SR blog:

    *I can put puzzay cream in my scalp to grow hair, sure I’ll have headaches and periods of blackouts, but a bytches hair will be BEAT!

    *Boiling Fabuloso makes my house smell great, however boiling Mr Clean, or Gain laundry detergent in the Microwave for a mere half hour will not only make my house smell great, I’ll be homeless in exactly 23 minutes

    *Whipfinity is very luxurious cream that can be used on your body as well as your hair, but this week, I learned when I’m hungry I can lick it and it will satisfy my hunger

    *Nair which is used for the legs, can give my cooch a nice shiny sheen to it, even though it says for legs and armpits only

    The rate I’m going, by Monday I will be a baldheaded plucked duck, with headaches, no home staying at shelter sweating puzzy cream, smelling like Fabuloso and Mr. Clean, licking my legs and hands because they taste like Big Red bubble gum
    _____________________________________________________________

    Now you know why I think all these heffas crazy… 😆

  • MissHarlem

    Hi my name is Yall and I have an addiction *crowds says in unison* HI YALL

  • Eazy

    Why ya’ll putting nair on the cooch for a shiny one tho..I rather the spit shine im used to :danban:

  • CD FENTY

    @MP

    You wanna do a round of double dutch :nino:

  • yallcrazy

    Tatted, my hair slurps that Whip up yo. But Laker’s hair seems “finer”, so you’re probably right about the hair part…

    ——————-
    (bootleg) Det. iheart, did ross kill over a wing zing? We still waiting yo :rules:

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I wanted him to meet my children because my mom is the only grandparent they have

    My youngest boy is the spitting image of my father. Everything he does says his mannerisms everything. I didnt know this, I thought yeah he look like him but eh? :shrug:

    My mom just kept going on about how much he was like Pop and eventually the spirit just moved me to try and connect with that fool. I must say, its been pleasant. His wife still dont like abish tho. :hahaha:

    And my kids appreciated the boat load of cousins they “inherited”.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SO WHIPFINITY IS GOOD FOR THE SKIN…
    SIS I’M :ashamed: TO SAY I DONT DO LIL MAMAS HAIR… I PAY FOR IT TO GET DONE.. FUKN WITH ME I PUT THAT SHAIT IN A PONY TAIL AND BOW THA FUKA UP.. :2dance:

  • Bad Influence

    and who was putting leg nair on they lil tunechi and putting lil tunechi cream all up in their scalp oh i can’t.. 😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ SIS’s ‘ol nasty azz! HEFFA! :no: 😆

    @ FE – Oh okay. THANK YOU MA’AM! Panera definitely on me! :biggrin:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Tatted thanks I was about to hish my thigh up and use the regular formula that smells like a ultra perm :hahaha: I kid, I kid

    @ Yso, sadly there’s some lurkers out there who have scorched walls and migraines trying to grow hair and get some smell good to their houses :rofl:

  • I Go There

    @Lakes

    Of course I am.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Lakes

    Not sure about skronger and pullable, but it will moisturize it…I bet if you put a little (please emphasize A LITTLE) on it after you wash and then blow-dry you could probably tell a difference…

  • yallcrazy

    Igo where’s our adjective? :cuss:

    ——————————-
    SON, I don’t know what you’re talking about :shrug: #denial

    Yall know yall be licking it now and ish :rofl:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    So yall bishes aint being supportive eh?

  • Bad Influence

    Eazy says:

    Why ya’ll putting nair on the cooch for a shiny one tho..I rather the spit shine im used to

    :yes: :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    WHIPFINITY INGRED’s:
    Castor Oil :Castor oil thickens hair, promotes hair growth, prevents thinning, moisturizes, helps reduce split ends, helps to tame frizz, and prevents scalp infections.

    Coconut Oil: Coconut oil is great for preventing dandruff, promoting hair growth, moisturizing, strengthening hair, thickening hair, and preventing damage.

    Shea Butter: Shea butter which contains fatty acids within its organic material helps retain moisture within the hair and supports elasticity, shine and strength.

    Grape Seed Oil: Grape Seed oil is easily absorbed by the scalp and hair, making hair shiny and soft. Ii smooths the hair cuticles, sealing in moisture and strengthening hair.

    Argan Oil: Argan oil, a clear yellow liquid, which is rich in vit. E, antioxidants and carotenes, is revered for its anti-aging qualities because it is rich in skin-replenishing components, including flavanoids, oleic acid, linoleic acid and fatty acids. Because it’s so high in vit. E and phytosterols, this oil is also recommended for scars. Argan oil is commonly called “liquid gold” in Europe. Argan oil has the unsurpassed quality of being able to be absorbed instantly into the hair. Its abilities include strengthening brittle and damaged hair while restoring your hairs shine. It also nourishes colored, dry, damaged hair and protects it from the heat used in styling salons and it also protects from UV damage which is why thousands of women seek this rare healing oil.

    Avocado Oil: Avocado oil is particularly great for hair. It’s loaded with nutrients, amino acids, essential fatty acids, as well as vitamins A, B, D, and E. And it’s excellent for moisturizing, deep conditioning, improving hair strength, and boosting shine.

  • The Makeup Maven

    SIS – YOU DIDN’T DO LIL’ MAMA’S HURR?? That pic, I was like “look at my sis doing braids zig zagged and shyt!”

    IMPOSTER!!!! 😆

  • Bad Influence

    @Gyps, i was but u keep missing my font! hmph!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I AINT DOING NO FUKN NAIR ON LIZ.. :no:
    @HARLEM I GOT U :boobs: **MOLEST HIS RIGHT CHICHI** <<TWOFER!!

  • I Go There

    Yall what the hell you talking bout?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    😆 I have a lot of straight hair friends and family and some of them actually talk about hair oils… :shrugs:

  • Detective Iheart

    :dead: @ Hershey 😆

    :warning: to the lurkers, please dont try any of the shyt you read on hear if it sounds like a bad idea to you :warning:

  • yallcrazy

    Somebody on here did try boiling the Fabulosa (as Laker recommended) BUT they forgot to add water and almost found themselves :dead:

    :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    FeFe says:

    @Lakes

    Not sure about skronger and pullable, but it will moisturize it…I bet if you put a little (please emphasize A LITTLE) on it after you wash and then blow-dry you could probably tell a difference…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I can attest to you hair being more skronger and pullable…My shyt got pulled THEE fck up and I ain’t loose na’an one strand!…
    NO PROLLEM! :biggrin:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Disclaimer: I don’t work for Fay and I buy Whip regularly for a relaxed head, a texturized head, and two nappy heads.

    I have been on this journey for a long time and everything she uses in the forulations she uses, she got something going there.

    All the ingredients are STELLAR in the hair world and the lack of chit that just smothers your hair (mineral oil, petro) puts it into holy grail category for me.

    I wont be without it as long as i can help it.

  • CD FENTY

    @OTB

    I may reach out again but if that man even thinks about hurting my babies feelings I will BRUCE LEE his ass :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    :dead: cuz my dumb ass spelled here hear :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – I can’t relate because all the messicans in my family are mixed w/black so they use that oil! :biggrin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Iheart

    DO NOT warn those fukkers…what they choose to do in their lurking life is not our responsibility or problem… :coffee:

    #researchingshytonyourowniswhatsmartpeopledo

  • yallcrazy

    I Go There says:

    Yall what the hell you talking bout?

    :rules:
    The rules say that you must use an adjective when you call us that name you call us… And lately you’ve been getting beside yourself Mister 😆

    Det. iheart, change uniforms and handle your business! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Otb, wiggling what tho?

    Stop shaking your tits! :hahaha: I meant wearing wigs fewl. 😆

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS JUST A LIL NASTY…STILL GOTS TO LEARN :yahoo: AND HAIL NAW THAT SHAIT LOOKD NICE I PAID FOR IT 😀
    FEFE I JUST GOT SOME FRUCTIS OIL I KEEPS MY SHAIT HEALTHY… :yes: BUT I MIGHT GET IT FOR LIL MAMA HER HAIR IS REALLY FREEEZY.. SO WHIP HELPS WITH THAT RIGHT? NO GREESE OR LEAVE IN CONDITIONER FOR THE SCALP? #LOSTHELPACHICAOUT

  • The Makeup Maven

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Disclaimer: I don’t work for Fay and I buy Whip regularly for a relaxed head, a texturized head, and two nappy heads.

    I have been on this journey for a long time and everything she uses in the forulations she uses, she got something going there.

    All the ingredients are STELLAR in the hair world and the lack of chit that just smothers your hair (mineral oil, petro) puts it into holy grail category for me.

    I wont be without it as long as i can help it.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :cosign: I’VE HAD MY SHYT FOR MONTHS NOW, AND I DON’T USE NATHAN ELSE IN MY HAIR! *flips hair*

  • Eazy

    gypsyeyes says:

    So yall bishes aint being supportive eh
    ____________________
    no girl, you can do it. :thumbsup:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    CD FENTY says:

    @MP

    You wanna do a round of double dutch :nino:
    ___________________________________________________

    :yes: :cheer1:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    gypsyeyes says:

    Time for her visitation with her son. Let my change my gravi to what 2 people of a combined IQ of 4 can make.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – Get it for lil’ mama. It won’t be greasy in her hair. It’s the BOOOOMB *Martin’s voice*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: FABULOSO GETS AROUND IN THIS FUKN BLOG!! :yes:

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    I Go There says:

    Yall what the hell you talking bout?

    The rules say that you must use an adjective when you call us that name you call us… And lately you’ve been getting beside yourself Mister
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nosey Ignorant Nasty heffas

    Did I cover it?

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    WHIPFINITY INGRED’s:
    Castor Oil :Castor oil thickens hair, promotes hair growth, prevents thinning, moisturizes, helps reduce split ends, helps to tame frizz, and prevents scalp infections.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Thats what I use on my hair. Whipfinity has this huh?? :think:

  • MissHarlem

    LAKES tis why we lub you so :hunch:

  • Bad Influence

    @Otb, :rofl: shattap…

    er’ now & then… im kinda loving my own hair right now…

    im gna order some whip today…whats a good scent?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Lakes

    If you use Fructis Oil then you’ll be fine with this….it’s NOT greasy at all and you don’t have to apply it to the scalp if you don’t want to….

  • Bad Influence

    IGo is such a pervie…

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ His, you wig it er’y now and then?

  • yallcrazy

    Laker, my frizz gets tamed by Whipfinity, and no other product that I’ve bought since forever works like it does, so that alone means alot to me.

    ——————-
    :cheer:
    Gimme a G GEEEEEE
    Gimme a Y Whyyyyyyyyyy
    Gimme a P Peeeeeeeeeeee
    Gimme a S Esssssssssss
    Gimme a Y Whyyyyyyyyyyy

    :cheer: (with a double round off :shrug: ) :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @I Go

    😳 *hot and bothered over here with the gravie*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Man y’all play too much. Dont get none. Me and Tatt will handle it all. 😆

    @LAKES DONT PUT NO FUKKIN GREASE IN THAT BABY HAIR!!!! :stop:

    Let me go find my hair sites to help mama, she must be bout a 3b/3c :think:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I’m sorry @His Influence(your new name)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @Hershey’s gravie…

  • Bad Influence

    @Hershey, mhm I love my halfsies…only halsies…i dnt fugg with no lace fronts n shat :nono:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS AND IT SMELL GOOD TOO RIGHT? :yes: OH WE GETTING IT!!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!! JAY Z GIRLS GIRLS JUST CAME ON!! MEMBER I WAS IN THE 8TH GRADE WHEN THIS SONG CAME ON!! :whistle: I love girls, girls, girls, girls
    Girls, I do adore
    [Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
    Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah

    [Jay-Z]
    I got this Spanish chica, she don’t like me to roam
    So she call me cabron plus marricon
    Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home
    I’m like, “Un momento” – mami, slow up your tempo
    I got this black chick, she don’t know how to act
    Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap
    She like, “Listen Jigga Man, I don’t care if you rap
    You better – R-E-S-P-E-C-T me”
    I got this French chick that love to french kiss
    She thinks she’s Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist
    _Ma cherie amore, tu es belle_
    Merci, you fine as fuck but you givin me hell
    I got this indian squaw the day that I met her
    Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather
    She said all you need to know is I’m not a ho
    And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough
    Now that’s Spanish chick, French chick, indian and black
    That’s fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I’m gettin fat
    Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepe
    An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate
    I love

    [Tip] Girls, girls, girls, girls (uh-huh)
    Girls, I do adore
    [Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
    Holla at ya when I come off tour
    [Tip] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
    Girls all over the globe
    [Jay] I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes
    Fix your hair in the mirror, let’s roll – c’mon

    [Jay-Z]
    I got this young chick, she so immature
    She like, “Why you don’t buy me Reeboks no more?”
    Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor
    Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla

  • Mochacashmere

    Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    Well hello there Mocha
    How are you
    _____________________________________________________
    Hey Igo, I’m well. How are you
    _________________________________________
    Im good…just another day on SR
    _____________________________________________________
    I left you a message in the Think like a man post. You left me in there dusted and disgusted.
    ___________________________________
    Oh I saw it…
    That would still go against my rules with the ladies here on SR… Cant do that its bad for business.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Oh. So you chose to ignore it. Cool.

  • I Go There

    Im so not a perv…

    I more a lover of intimate relations.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ BRO’s gravi! :blink:

  • Bad Influence

    @Gyps, i will try to forgive u but u cut me deep….like a knife :crying:

  • yallcrazy

    Ho’boygurrrgghhh

    My favorite is the Original Scent (which smells like Rainbow Sherbert)

    The others are nice, but that’s the one I really like..

    Tatted, daiquiris for everybody , it’s Friday :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Feels like such an old bish…I was a junior in college when ‘Girls Girls Girls’ came out…

  • OutsidetheBox

    im kinda loving my own hair right now… :heart:

    Im so jelly! I cant wait! We all started out with the citrus scent. I think that’s a good one to try (my fav, so far).

    I have the lavender as well, :think: but I preferred the citrus for my hair and I use the lavender for my feet…and my boys skin. :)

    I think Fe has Lav too…input @Fe?

  • Detective Iheart

    :shocked: @ Igos gravi

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Thank you @ Yall!

    <——-Do yall see that beautiful baby it's so unfortunate that he is in the system. He was looking at my computer screen on Monday like, Imma slob the shyt out of that 'puter!

  • The Makeup Maven

    <— BOY DID MY HAIR GET SNATCHED THEE FCK UP!

    *shivers & swoons*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OTB :ashamed: DAM IT I HEAR DIFERENT THINGS.. “APPLY SOME GREESE ON HER SCALP SHE NOT MESSICAN BISH”… “NAW DONT DO IT HER HAIR IS TOO GOOD” HER SCALP GOING TO DRY HER HAIR GOING TO BREAK OFF… :wail: DONT U KNOW I GOT TWO HAIRSTYLES UP AND DOWN.. I LOST!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    O, this where ya’ll at?
    iGo that gravi :yes: I will cancel ALL my weekend plans for that
    Heeeeeeeeeeey
    His
    YSO :gossip:
    Yall
    OTB :2dance:
    Tatted
    Lesb
    Gyspy
    Fe-Fe
    iHeart
    Naija
    Awesome
    Cha-Cha

  • OutsidetheBox

    no lace fronts n shat

    :cosign: :nono:

  • yallcrazy

    BBL yall

  • The Makeup Maven

    *mixes up daiquiris for Smurfette*

  • yallcrazy

    HH BH (no clues)

  • The Makeup Maven

    OHoney :hug: HEEEEY MAMA!

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Fe how old are you? :thinking: you’re not as old as you thank chile

  • Detective Iheart

    Hey Ohoey :waves:

  • CD FENTY

    @Hershey gravi
    :hahaha: he a fool with it

  • OutsidetheBox

    *turns away quickly from @Gyps’ gravi*

    OMG baby blues. I cant :no: Him soooo crute. :(

    I love em when they like that. When they start talking to you and chit tho *side eye* Him looks perfect. I wanna take a nap with him! :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IGO I SEE THE ART IN UR GRAVI.. :bow: #IJUSTNASTY
    SIS IM A BIG :hater: RIGHT NOW I HAVENT HAD MY HAIR PULLED IN SOOOO FUKN LOOONG!! :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    Yes, I have a big jar of the citrus scent and I got a lavender scent sample coming in the mail…So I’ll definitely be able to compare soon…

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    gypsyeyes says:

    Thank you @ Yall!

    <——-Do yall see that beautiful baby it's so unfortunate that he is in the system. He was looking at my computer screen on Monday like, Imma slob the shyt out of that 'puter!
    ________________________________________________________

    Awwww!!

  • Bad Influence

    Honayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :love:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ok, I’m convinced, I wanna try this whipfinity product for my hair. What scent do you guys recommend?? I don’t like Vanilla!

    :waiting:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – GIIIIIIRL, make sure to get’cho hair snatched THEE fck up! It’s a weakness of mine! :yes:

    And I’on like no punk bish pull either! :nono:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    He’s progressing really well. I have a problem holding him all the time. He is such a happy baby too. I think they will be giving him back to her soon.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @OHoney

    @Hershey

    I’m going on 31…but Lakes said she was in the 8th grade when that song came out… 😆

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    Well hello there Mocha
    How are you
    _____________________________________________________
    Hey Igo, I’m well. How are you
    _________________________________________
    Im good…just another day on SR
    _____________________________________________________
    I left you a message in the Think like a man post. You left me in there dusted and disgusted.
    ___________________________________
    Oh I saw it…
    That would still go against my rules with the ladies here on SR… Cant do that its bad for business.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Oh. So you chose to ignore it. Cool.
    __________________________________________________

    😆

    Thats all you got from what I said…

    Okay Mocha ill bite but answer a few ?s for me.

    1. Do you like getting choked
    2. Do you like girls
    3. Do you smoke
    4. Do you like the movie Belly
    5 If you have to pick one Face or stomach?

  • Detective Iheart

    @Gypy, that is such a cute baby in your gravi :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @GYP AWWW QUE LINDO :2dance: LOOOOVE CHUNKY BABYS!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAKES ME WANT… :stop: NO IT DONT HIM CUTIE PIE THO!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 😎 – I got the original scent. I think it’s Citrus. It’s a good one!

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I need some Whipfinity in my life also. I use shea butter for everything! but I need all the oils that are mentioned in the whipfinity.
    Just another thing on that capital one

  • Bad Influence

    :blunt:

  • MissHarlem

    I GO :yes: tis all

  • OutsidetheBox

    “APPLY SOME GREESE ON HER SCALP SHE NOT MESSICAN BISH”

    Applying grease on her scalp means you are smothering her scalp. Dont worry im getting these sites for you.

    Messican aint got chit to do with a breathable scalp. Them same bishes prolly put relaxer on their scalp. :rolleyes:

    You could use grease per se, we prolly all did growing up, but what it does is builds up and hinders growth. If you washing it every day or every other day, sure but if not, no! And if your using grease anything you put on after the grease is not getting to her hair.\

    Its sitting on top of the grease…as the grease sits on top of her hair and scalp. And the hair STILL thirsty for moisture.

    Think of it like vaseline…it blocks things out right? Water is the best moisturizer but it needs to be sealed in with something, and thats where grease could come in at, AFTER (I know plenty of ppl who cant give up the grease) 😆

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I’m out ladies! :cya:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ SIS! :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :shank: PLAY TO FUKN MUSSH!! IM FINNA ESSPLODE!! :cuss:
    @SIS OWWWWW I LIKES THAT AND COUPLE OF BITES.. RAAAWWR!!

  • I Go There

    Laker

    Girls Girls Girls is my song… how did you know

    un monento mommie slow up your tempo…

  • I Go There

    OHoney says:

    O, this where ya’ll at?
    iGo that gravi I will cancel ALL my weekend plans for that
    Heeeeeeeeeeey
    ________________________________________________

    Aww Nah you already told me you had plans… 😆

  • CD FENTY

    :bye: Gypsy

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – I like bites too! :ashamed: ESPECIALLY ON MY BACK AND SHOULDER!

    Let me :stop:

  • MissHarlem

    :rolleyes: FIANCE

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “APPLY SOME GREESE ON HER SCALP SHE NOT MESSICAN BISH”
    Applying grease on her scalp means you are smothering her scalp. Dont worry im getting these sites for you.
    Messican aint got chit to do with a breathable scalp. Them same bishes prolly put relaxer on their scalp.
    You could use grease per se, we prolly all did growing up, but what it does is builds up and hinders growth. If you washing it every day or every other day, sure but if not, no! And if your using grease anything you put on after the grease is not getting to her hair.\
    Its sitting on top of the grease…as the grease sits on top of her hair and scalp. And the hair STILL thirsty for moisture.
    Think of it like vaseline…it blocks things out right? Water is the best moisturizer but it needs to be sealed in with something, and thats where grease could come in at, AFTER (I know plenty of ppl who cant give up the grease)
    ——————-
    All the Porta Reecans get their scalps greased. They have their hair wrapped just like us.

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Fefe going on 31…okie chobie…I’m 40 and a half then :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    << Likes bites on my neck and nipples :ashamed:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :bye: gypsy

    :rofl: IGO

    :think: Tatted, I think Imma go with that. Has anyone tried the Lavender whipfinity yet?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OTB :2dance: **TAKES NOTE PAD OUT** OTAY I DONT WASH HER HAIR EVERY DAY BECAUSE I WAS TOLD IT MAKES IT FALL :yes: THERE IS PLEANTY OF MESSICAN LADIES THAT GOT DRY SCALP.. LOOKING LIKE IT SNOWED.. 😆 SO IF I APPLY THE WHIPFINITY IS ALL HER HAIR WILL NEED RIGHT? SO DO I APPLY IT AFTER THE SHOWER.. ERRDAY..??

  • Bad Influence

    Bye Gyps! :bye:

  • I Go There

    LOL…

    Tatted Nobody wanna hear all that… 😆

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :think: My comment #390 shole make me look a lil bipolar

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Messican aint got chit to do with a breathable scalp. Them same bishes prolly put relaxer on their scalp.
    ___________

    *not to get on this hair topic extensively*

    I really wanted to say this, but I thought I’d leave the topic alone…race has nothing to do with hair texture/roots. I know a Puerto Rican chick who relaxes her hair and oils it and if you looked at her hair you wouldn’t believe it for a second. I also have BLACK relatives who have straight roots and do not touch their hair with a relaxer or hair oil…so it’s all in what the person wants or chooses to do with their mane… :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    The Makeup Maven says:
    I like bites too! ESPECIALLY ON MY BACK AND SHOULDER!
    ____________________________________________________________
    YES

  • CD FENTY

    @MP
    U right it does. Get yo chit together boo boo :coffee:

  • Bad Influence

    Why my bew acting like that? :waiting:

    u need a spanking Miss Harlem?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Gyp maybe they wash their hair more? :shrug:

    Grease aint good if it has mineral oil or petro in it. Period. :no: Mineral oil is a filler used to fill up a product. its cheap as hail and costs more to DISPOSE of then to make!

    Its deep…the history of mineral oil…dive into it, you wont be disappointed.

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    JMO :yes: it did :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :gossip: @OHONEY
    :dead: @YGO

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS THE BITING GETS A BISH HAAAAAAAAAAWT.. RUN UR TONGUE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK AND IM MELTING IN SOMEBODY MOUFF!! :ashamed: SHAIT BE THE SESSIEST SHAIT EVER
    IHEART OH YEEESH THE NIPPLE BITING… :boobs: THEN THAT WARM LICK.. **DAYDREAMS OF PEDRO**
    HARLEM :kiss: :hunch:

  • Bad Influence

    OHoney says:

    The Makeup Maven says:
    I like bites too! ESPECIALLY ON MY BACK AND SHOULDER!
    ____________________________________________________________
    YES

    okay…. :)

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ BRO – I’ssss sowwy! I got a lil’ carried away!!! :ashamed:

    @ OHoney – GIIIIIIIIIRL, GIVE ME A NICE, SKRONG BITE TO THE BACK OR THE BACK OF OF MY SHOULDER………….. :blink: IT BE ON! :biggrin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Hershey

    :nono: I do not believe that gravie is a pic of a 40 year old woman…not that 40 is old or anything, but DANG girl you look GOOD !!!

  • Eazy

    We talking about biting… :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    O’Honey :waves:

    Whipfinity rocks…whether you’re relaxed or natural, the ingredients are great for your hair like @OTB advised…quality ingredients, quality product…a little def goes a long way…much cheaper and higher end than that bullchit Ms Jessi’s

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—– LOVES BEING BIT, HAIR SNATCHED, NECK CHOKED…. I'MMA WEIRDO!
    :wail:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @JMO

    You’re not? :shrugs:

  • MissHarlem

    TATTED being fresh :no: <— smh

    FIANCE bc I just feel like it hmph

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    I learned about mineral oil about a year ago…that stuff is just WRONG…but I remember growing up my grandma SWORE by it… :no:

  • Detective Iheart

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SIS THE BITING GETS A BISH HAAAAAAAAAAWT.. RUN UR TONGUE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK AND IM MELTING IN SOMEBODY MOUFF!! SHAIT BE THE SESSIEST SHAIT EVER
    IHEART OH YEEESH THE NIPPLE BITING… THEN THAT WARM LICK.. **DAYDREAMS OF PEDRO**
    HARLEM

    ________________

    :cosign: alla that :yes: Girl that tongue running down ya back :yahoo: I be ready for him just to slide on in from behind :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ SIS! When you get’cho hands on whoever, they better watch THEE fck out! 😆

  • Bad Influence

    @Otb, tell me more…i use olive oil grease…no bueno?

    how can i keep my hair amply moisturized? thats one of my biggest stressors.. 😡

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    Hubby bit my ass last night after he pounded me out…I will admit I got turned on… :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    FEFE :yes: PUERTO RICANS CUBANS DOMINICANS AND MOST OF THE ISLAND HISPANICS **LATINOSS HOW THEY LIKE TO BE CALLED** DO HAVE CURLY HAIR.. MOST OF US MESSICANS **FULL BLOWN** HAVE SKRAIT HAIR.. :stop: MY AUNT DOES HAVE ESSTRA CURLY HAIR AND SHE GO TO THE SALON TO GET IT “DONE” SO YOU RIGHT :bow: WHAT SHE DO TO IT :shrug:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—– LOVES BEING BIT, HAIR SNATCHED, NECK CHOKED…. I'MMA WEIRDO!
    :wail:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    OTB why haven’t you been coming to dance lessons? You think because you got moved to 1.5 you can stop coming? I heard about you doing the Bankhead bounce and Harlem shake in the club last weekend :waiting:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Tatted, No you’re not :no: Before I cut my hair I LOVED when hubby would pull it…. And as far as the choking, Iaint like it at first but just the feeling of that skrong hand gripping my neck makes me melt.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Harlem – I’m sorry. I know I don’t normally talk like this on here, but Lakes started it w/the whole “is whipfinity skrong enough to withstand your hair being pulled” and since I use whipfinity and I’ve had my hair snatched up, I just gave a small testimony. The rest of it, well, it was just a lil’ overboard, but I found that the majority of my SR sista’s can relate! :ashamed:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    YSoSrs says:

    @JMO

    You’re not? :shrugs:
    _________________________________________________________

    😆

  • Detective Iheart

    FeFe says:

    @Chatted

    Hubby bit my ass last night after he pounded me out…I will admit I got turned on…

    __________________

    :cosign: Loves being bit on my ass too :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Lakes

    But this chick didn’t have “curly” hair, she had “coarse” hair….like REAL THICK but it was still straight at the roots….I thought she was crazy to get her hair relaxed but she wanted to do it…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – DON’T IT THOUGH! AT FIRST, BACK IN THE DAY, I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD BECAUSE I LOVE TO BE BIT…AND I’M NOT TOM’BOUT NO “LIL BITE!”

    I LOVE FEELIN’ LIKE I’M BEING DEVOURED! :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    THERE IS PLEANTY OF MESSICAN LADIES THAT GOT DRY SCALP.. LOOKING LIKE IT SNOWED..

    Thats dandruff and prolly as a result of an overloaded oily scalp. That works in a weird way. 😆

    SO IF I APPLY THE WHIPFINITY IS ALL HER HAIR WILL NEED RIGHT? SO DO I APPLY IT AFTER THE SHOWER.. ERRDAY..??

    This is where the work comes in at. You have to find out what works for her hair, every head is different, but the basics are the same. Hair needs moisture first and strength (if it is fine, less strength(protein) if its coarse)

    Say she fresh off her washing..the water used in the wash should be the first step in moisture, also you wanna be sure you use a nice conditioner, it only adds to the moisture (not one full of sulfates and bullchit)…you could try the whip right after the wash and see how that handles for a day or three.

    I suggest a water based moisturizer first, then add an oil based one, like whip. Put it in some twist and watch little mama work. i know you do hair like me, which is a smooth ass pony and some banging ass accessories 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Detective Iheart says:
    Girl that tongue running down ya back I be ready for him just to slide on in from behind
    __________________________________________________________
    Speak on it!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs paper fan*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS TMI RIGHT.. :ashamed:
    IHEART GIRL THAT LICK DOWN UR DAM BACK!! **SWOONS** BISH KNEES GET WEEK LOOSE BALANCE CANT DO NOFFIN BUT ASSUME THE POSITION TO GET POUNDED.. :hunch:
    EAZY YEP… U LIKE BITING?
    IGO.. OTAY… I LIKES GIRLS GIRLS TOO.. 😀

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Iheart – Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wanna be choked OUT, BUT, if you so happen to snatch me up by the neck in the throws of passion, well…i won’t complain! :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    SEX SEX SEX & MORE SEX!!

    now that I have your attention, has anyone tried the damn lavender whipfinity?!!! Is citrus the best scent to get?? :waiting:

    #repeatingmyself

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    My weakness is that I loved being talked dirty to…like a natural easy going dirty talk, nothing over the top, just subtle, domineering, yet freaky…that shyt will have me ready to ESSSPLOOODDDE!!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Hussies. :coffee:

  • Bad Influence

    lemme just jump in and say that the bew has a habit of biting the SHAT outta my inner thighs after a good tongue lashing and i really wanna punch his fcking head off….im far too sensitive after the “release” for u to be taking a chunk outta my damn thigh 😡

  • Detective Iheart

    @Tatted, I know exactly what you talmbout :yes: Some bout being grabbed by the back of my neck WHEW!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :rofl: JMO I was paying attention to your comment until I realized that it had nothing to do with SEX

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe –

    I love getting told what to do in a “matter of fact” sort of way like “bring your azz over here, etc. Not domineering, but matter of fact like ain’t no otha way gon’ do but yo’ way! *shivers & :ghost: <- faints

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Dear Sandra,

    It’s been hours since you gave us a new post. What did we do? Is it all the Fabuloso talk? You don’t like Mr. Clean? The Nair convo ticked you off? Is it me using my British accent? Is it all this sess talk? You don’t like Whipfinity in your hai…nevermind…what did we do? Can we please have a new post?

    Your friend in Christ

    Hershey

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OTB :hug: SHAIT THAT PONYTAIL BE FED THO.. LOOKN CLEAN 😀
    SIS DONT BLAME THE SHAIT ON ME IT WAS IGO… ITS ALWAYS IGO!! :yes:
    FEFE :shrug: MY HAIR IS SKRAIT AND THICK… COARSE IDK NOFFIN ABOUT 😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ punch his fckin’ head off! 😆

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OHoney says:

    :rofl: JMO I was paying attention to your comment until I realized that it had nothing to do with SEX
    ———————————————————————-
    :rofl: damn shame :no: <— smh

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Iheart – :yes: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’M TOM’BOUT!

  • NaijaGal

    @JMO I think the new scents are just that new…most of us started with the citrus…I like it…it’s not overwhelming at all…FeFe said she just got the lavender and will give an update when she tries it #helpful

  • Detective Iheart

    :shocked: @Hershey gravi. Is that you???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    Girl, my hubby had me trippin’ last night when he was hittin’ it from the back and I started to toot up a little bit and he said “UH UH, SLIDE THAT ASS BACK DOWN…” <—-subtle, yet instructive… :)

    *quakes and faints*

  • The Makeup Maven

    Thinking that 😎 is a Hater ratt now!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Dear Sandra,

    It’s been hours since you gave us a new post. What did we do? Is it all the Fabuloso talk? You don’t like Mr. Clean? The Nair convo ticked you off? Is it me using my British accent? Is it all this sess talk? You don’t like Whipfinity in your hai…nevermind…what did we do? Can we please have a new post?

    Your friend in Christ

    Hershey
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I see what you did there with the hair :rofl: :rofl:

  • Eazy

    I love biting :yes: bite my thighs and whheeew :hurl: <——juices

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS I AINT BEEN CHOKE… I GET TOO FUKN PARANOID AND READY TO SWANG OFF!! NOOOOOO LOCK DOORS!! :wail:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS I AINT BEEN CHOKE… I GET TOO FUKN PARANOID AND READY TO SWANG OFF!! NOOOOOO LOCK DOORS!! :wail:

  • Detective Iheart

    IHEART GIRL THAT LICK DOWN UR DAM BACK!! **SWOONS** BISH KNEES GET WEEK LOOSE BALANCE CANT DO NOFFIN BUT ASSUME THE POSITION TO GET POUNDED..

    _______________

    :yes: EXXXXACTLY :hump: < bed rocking from me being pounded

  • Bad Influence

    @Maven, I do! like wtf is that!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – YAAAAS, YAAAAS! Exactly what I’m tom’bout! :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    olive oil grease

    Who makes it? @HIS I bet it has mineral oil in it.

    REAL Olive oil is great for hair. I used to use that for I hopped on that’ ‘finity train.

    how can i keep my hair amply moisturized? you GOTS to start with something water-based sis, whether its h20, aloe vera juice, whatever, you gots to start with water and SEAL that water in your hair. And you have to be consistent.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Thinking that 😎 is a Hater ratt now!
    ______________________________________________________________________

    😆 I was agreeing with you!

    Thank you Naija … :thumbsup:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @iheart that’s me perched up in Sin City

  • Bad Influence

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Dear Sandra,

    It’s been hours since you gave us a new post. What did we do? Is it all the Fabuloso talk? You don’t like Mr. Clean? The Nair convo ticked you off? Is it me using my British accent? Is it all this sess talk? You don’t like Whipfinity in your hai…nevermind…what did we do? Can we please have a new post?

    Your friend in Christ

    Hershey

    :dead: I peeped that ish…

  • NaijaGal

    :popcorn: #GettingTipsForTheFuture

  • OutsidetheBox

    Naija aint they hitting them over the head for them Miss Jessie’s aint they? :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Hershey

    I think we will have to find YET ANOTHER thread to bounce to in a minute…It’s only going on 2pm… :wail:

    @Lakes

    😆 coarse just meaning she had deep waves and a lot of strands with the waves. So her hair may actually appear to be a bit kinkier but it doesn’t grow out of the roots in a curl or coil pattern… :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OH THE TALKING.. THE FIRM GRIP.. THE :cuss: GETS A BISH HAWWT TOO!!

  • MissHarlem

    TATTED I more than cosign your thoughts though :ashamed:

    JMO :hahaha: you got my attention however I dont know

    OHONEY heyyy hun

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Bad – I know he be like :wtf: I just lashed you out and now i’m getting beat up??? :blink: 😆

  • Detective Iheart

    FeFe says:

    @Chatted

    Girl, my hubby had me trippin’ last night when he was hittin’ it from the back and I started to toot up a little bit and he said “UH UH, SLIDE THAT ASS BACK DOWN…” <—-subtle, yet instructive…

    *quakes and faints*

    ______

    Whew Chile *fans self* Reminds me when hubby was hitting it one time and I tried to switch positions and he said " aint nobody tell yo ass to move turn that ass back around" :ghost: < Me fainting

  • OutsidetheBox

    OTB why haven’t you been coming to dance lessons?

    :dance2: <— but look what I learned!!! An dI got some new shoes so Im ready! #noSherriSheppardfeet

  • Genia

    Strolling in looking for “WHY” this post is at 400+ comments…spots the WHY…rolls eyes, pouts lips, do the Tamar body shake and then have a Tamar voice conversation in my head that says “not..HER nor SHE will be doing this post boo” smacks lips…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ 😎 OH OKAY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING A MEANIE! 😆

  • OutsidetheBox

    Okay maybe I need to stop buying shoes and stay in my lessons :ashamed:

  • Detective Iheart

    I reccomend we move to the Robin thicke or Rhi post

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    Them thighs lookin right…

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Fe yep this one is getting pretty full, time to move around since one of yall done pissed Sandra off 😆

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- HAS TO STOP TALKING THIS WAY! I WILL REVEAL EVERYTHING AND THAT'S NOT GOOD! :nono:

  • NaijaGal

    @OTB girl if people only knew…shid you better off using equate vaseline and blue magic…no need to spend $30 or more on that worthless chit…but I digress of course

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Iheart

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IHEART GIRL WE IS >>>HERE<< THE RUSH OF PAIN GET ME GOING… @
    BAD 😆

  • Detective Iheart

    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    @iheart that’s me perched up in Sin City

    _________________

    I refuse to belive that you are 40 :nono: I wanna be like you when I grow up :hugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Harlem – THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I don’t wanna be no perv!
    :no:

  • Eazy

    Lets go to Robin’s post so I can keep scrolling up and looking at him :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hersh its friday boo. Sand aint thanking bout us. 😆

    yall betta email her. Bish prolly in the mall somewhere.

    Is backpacks on sale? :think:

  • MissHarlem

    HERSHEY aint chit :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I’d say this current convo is more suited fo the Robin Thicke post. :kona:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    **FAINTS** YALL BISHES NASSTY!! **NOSE UP** :rofl:
    JMO BRO U SSSPOSE TO BE IN THE SESS CONVO WE TEAMMATES 😎

  • Bad Influence

    @OTB its Palmers and it has petroleum in it!

    should i throw it at my boyfriends head? he picked it out (i was taking too long to decide and he has no patience in the health & beauty aisle) 😡

    gimme a step by step one time… *gets a pen & pad* i need help bew!

  • Detective Iheart

    MOving to the Robin thicke post in 5,4,3,2 :kona:

  • NaijaGal

    yall don’t wanna talk about sex in the fune post huh :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    FeFe says:
    he was hittin’ it from the back and I started to toot up a little bit and he said “UH UH, SLIDE THAT ASS BACK DOWN…”
    ________________________________________________________________
    *sits indian style*
    :popcorn:
    tell me more…you can just make up some shyt if you’re no comfy with telling me about your husband

  • OutsidetheBox

    @JMO when i got the lavender, i didnt know it was lavender if that helps…i asked fay if it was “eucalyptus” it smelled not quite woodsy, but earthy to me…. with the original I could smell the citrus essential oils right away.

    If im not mistaken lavender essential oils may have some benefits to hair, I’d have to do more research tho. HTH! :hug:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    iheart I will be 41 next month, :sad: my fat azz is officially on a diet, gotta lose 15-20lbs by June/July…too short to be this heavy

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ Miss Harlem I will have you know that not only am I shit, I am THE shit :nana:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Coarse vs. Fine hair.

    Coarse and fine are about the thickness of a hair strand…compared to a thread say…my hair is fine and dense which means I have strands that when held to light are not very visible, but dense meaning I have a lot of these strands.

    Hair texture can be classified as fine hair (small strands), medium hair (average strands) or coarse hair (large strands).

    Thick or thin refers to how MANY hairs you have on your head, hence the density.

  • MissHarlem

    TATTED you are not a perv and I wouldnt stand for anyone that thinks so hmph

    OTB dead ass wrong 😆

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Thanks OTB and miss harlem!!! Citrus it is!! :dance:

    Lakes, 😆 Where is Pedro?

  • Detective Iheart

    @Heershey, I dont see Nathan fat about you :no: You are GAWJUS babes!!! You have beautiful skin too :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Hershey, who is that in the gravi?

  • Detective Iheart

    GET YALL AZZES TO THE ROBIN THICKE POST RET NOW!!

  • MissHarlem

    HERSHEY 😆

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ JMO it’s me,

    @ iheart thank you, but I’m chunky I gosta lose some weight

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    I’m a HUGE shoe gal and those are kinda fugly! I will pass! :coffee:

  • cocoa49

    That shoe looks as crazy as he is.

  • trenee

    i’ll pass, but i wish him the best