Celebs Out & About: Beyoncé

Sandra Rose March 22, 2012

Pub singer Beyoncé was seen entering an office building in New York City today. It’s the same office building that Bey was seen entering almost daily when she was supposedly pregnant. I’m told the building is where Beyoncé and Tina Knowles’ clothing line is housed — and that Beyoncé is actually working a 9-5 job overseeing designs, patterns, fabric selections and things of that nature. Maybe she’s not such a dummy after all?
Photo: Tom Meinelt-Jason Winslow/Splash

KyCakes

She’s rockin’ those parenthesis thighs….

Sorry, but she was NOT preggo…. No way in heyul….
ItsIce

What happened to the boobs?
KyCakes

ItsIce says:

What happened to the boobs?
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She took them off with the prosthetic belly….
69

What is this?
Daisy

Me no likey those pants

Love the bright yellow shoes though
BabyBoyBlu

Lol @ Pub Singer ????
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123
anw_rootbeer

Now she is a “pub singer” LMAO auntie, you keep me laughing! I am a BEY fan though & I wish I could pull this fit off
anw_rootbeer

I don’t think Ive ever noticed her wearing her ring either!
KyCakes

:wave: Hi Dimpz
ItsIce

What happened to the boobs?
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She took them off with the prosthetic belly…

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Mmhmm… those are awfully small biddies for her to be “breastfeeding” ..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Hey Ky!
Drag_Anne_fly

It’s good to see her smiling again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

is this a one piece????

@dimpz!!!!!
KyCakes

I’ve seen Hawaii shirts, but this is just pure fukkery…
Smonae80

Sandy, Bey is far from dumb
Don’t care for the look, but hey, she still a bad chick
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Fren-chie!!!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

That smile fake as hell!!!! Obvious
KyCakes

French KI$$E$ says:

is this a one piece????
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With a snappy crotch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

KyCakes says:

I’ve seen Hawaii shirts, but this is just pure fukkery…
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makes me feel like i’m in Hawaii drinking out of a coconut with flamingos all around me
MUNCHOSGIRL

I KNEW YOUR INSIDE SOURCE WAS BOGUS! THAT IS THE OFFICE BUILDING THAT HOUSES PARKWOOD MUSIC ENTERTAINEMT.
KyCakes

Thank you, Sandy Mae, for entertaining us Central and West Coast time folks…

I know it’s almost 7PM in good ol’ Hotlanta!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

Where’s lil bo blue??
yallcrazy

Now all we need is Floppy to show up & it’ll be an Official B post
Ms.Fashion

I don’t know @sandrarose

Is anyone smart for putting those ugly clothes out like they do???

The smart person would say, this is crap and cheaply made, start over!!!!But to continuously put out garbage is dumb to me!!!
organicgrl

I don’t like those pants at all but I love that Blackberry Porsche she has in her hand..
Smonae80

Didn’t know your boobs had 2 b a certain size 2 produce milk just looks like she lost weight
KDub

GATDAYUM IT. Tacky Tina done found Jaz and Jay-Z’s “Hawaiian Sophie” video shirts in a closet and done MADE Beyonce some PANTS!

WHAT IN DE FUGG???

Tina need to go HOME. She like Miss Celie. One size pants fits all Harpo.
KDub

*scrolls back up.
KDub

Imma need for errybody to google Hawaiian Sophie and look at them shirts Jaz and Jay got the heyl on! Its them pants I tell yall. Tina done refurbished de shats.

OMG I can’t BREEVE
KyCakes

@Kdub…
MUNCHOSGIRL

KDUB, I AM ASSUMING YOUR ARE JOKING ABOUT TINA, THOSE ARE STELLA MCCARTNEY HAWAIIAN PRINT PANTS.
yallcrazy

Somebody cares
We will when
KDub

Beyoncé was spotted out and about in New York City in a bright look including a brown and pink woven belt, tangerine suede pumps and $969 Stella McCartney Hawaiian Print Harem Trousers
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I am a news researcher

Of course I knew’d it.

But I will be back. Cause see??? Umm yeah. A your sister in CHRIST LETTA is coming in oneeeeeeee second.

BR da fugg B
Daisy

@KDub You are a FOOL #icant
KDub

My Dearest Muncho:

You are right. Those are Stella McCartney 2012 pants. BUT THEY STILL look like Jaz-O and Jay-Z’s shirts from Hawaiian Sophie 1989-1990 video sewed the fugg together. I really don’t care if the daughter of Obama vs. the daughter of PAUL made them. They are BUTT AZZ UGLY.

Them shoes she got may very well be suede too; but they LOOK like patent leather melted yellow mustard colored baby shyt. Since we tryna flex. If we wanna look at some good fashion lets look at Shiona L. Turini. That heffa is giving me life currently. Google huh.

You been coming at me for a minute over Beyonce, Wild Vines (Blue Ivy) and Shawn Corey. My opinion is M’EYE opinion. Its SO not gonna change. Neither is my mood. GOOD GATDAYUM DAY and good night as well.

Your sister in Christ,
Kdub

Stop coming for me. I don’t gotta like this chick. But I got a 17 yo who does. Maybe you and her should trade notes.
KDub

I am done with my daughters homework. I am off AGANE @Yall. HUSH @Daisy. Flies da fugg off of this gatdayum blog
yallcrazy

Kdub
BigCityGirl

Pub singer Sandra????…. LMAO! Thanks I needed a laugh… It’s been a draining day! I can now log off with a laugh…. PUB SINGER… Still LOL
Bad Influence

Wild vines

Kdub
Bad Influence

Pub singer
KDub

Hey @His. I love you too @Yall. to both of yall.

SweaterGAWDDDD I am starting to think some folks is the surrogate to lil Tumbleweed. I mean like 10 folks before me said them pants looked like they came from Miss Celie’s sew shop she saved up for after she left Mister but EYE am called out?? GTFOH.

:high kick with LaLa’s left sand dune:
Ty

Guess Im not the only one taking a

this fool said melted yellow mustard and wild vines
Mamacita
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

WHEW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@KDUB did you give us a recap for the day????????
MUNCHOSGIRL

KDub why you so sensitive? You were the only one who mention Miss Tina creations…not to mention you flucked up talking bout day Hawaiian Sophie days…that wasn’t nice! That’s my boo! But if it will make you feel any better I won’t font you anymore.
GAGIRL87

I love Bey she looks so colorful and springy with this look

They have a skit on youtube called “Chit Beyonce Says” I was dying laughing watching that chit

Can I post the link Sandra or will you ban me?
Aprilbaby

Morning All!

She never really dresses nice to me when she is casual. Other than the shoes and purse the rest can go.
free

demoted to pub status, lol! who sings in a pub except the irish?
free

ItsIce says:

What happened to the boobs?
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She took them off with the prosthetic belly…
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Mmhmm… those are awfully small biddies for her to be “breastfeeding” ..

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she has a bottle cooler hanging off her arm every time she walks with lil blue. what breast feeder carries a bottle cooler on her arm? bey is not a good liar.
GiGi

Cant we all just get along? Its Friday!!!!!
CookieMonsterZ

I like the outfit except for the shoes.. guess I’m the only one.
Smonae80

The fit isn’t horrible, just not a statement 2 me, its just ok
It really don’t matter if she breast feeding or using formula, hell she could’ve pumped & put n bottle.. Her Damn baby her choice,, ijs
OutsidetheBox

Love this whole shebang, Bey. Personal style FTW.
Lady_L

I would hate to hear some of ya’ll talk about the people you “do” know…
CD FENTY
trenee

her pants are cute in only a way she could rock ’em..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

present…
I Go There

Im in
yallcrazy

Am I in the right one?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

PRESENT.
CD FENTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Sir

If you use that phrase ONE, MORE, TIME!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
I Go There

Okay so what now
prynsexxx

been chasing yall cows all up and through these posts! SHEESH Now what yall tambout?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KY

I’m Cha ‘Mone @chamone_baby
I Go There

@FE FE

Its my thing… and im using it.

Just grab hold to it.
boistop

<———- Raises hand in the far left back of the corner of the class behind the poster " hurrrrrrrr"
The Makeup Maven

*peeks in*

DID SOMEONE SAY COOCHIE???
yallcrazy

Prynn, somebody said to tell you something,but I forgot who, and I forgot what they said

Imma go leave a bread trail for OTB and nem…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

PRYN!! :hugs:

We are NOT cows. We are heffas.
The Makeup Maven

@ Pryn – :2dance: <– bow is really SESS!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SIS NASTY!!
prynsexxx

@Tatted :2dance: <—-the bow is really a hoodie for Trayvon
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – Is was KDUB who wanted us to tell Pryn to get at her when the Shawty Lo post comes up!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

THUSIE!!!
prynsexxx

LOL @Tatted

I’m over here talkin shyt to my dude via txt about sess! <—- on him. LOL
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – You know I had to do it again!
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I WAS being Thusie, huh?! But this time, I was ‘spose to tell the info!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

I Go There says:

@FE FE

Its my thing… and im using it.

Just grab hold to it.

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!*LaKErCHiC@*!

PRYN ABOUT SESS?? WHAT HE DO?? #NOSEY
prynsexxx

Kdub summons’d me? When?
The Makeup Maven

@ Pryn – OH YOU TOM’BOUT SESS VIA TEXT!

COT’DAYUM IT!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

DID HE SAY GRAB HOLD TO IT!!
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe!
prynsexxx

@Lakes

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…..hence the prollem.

Schedules FUGG’D up! Then throw in kids and their needs and you can fa’get about it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

*peeks in*

DID SOMEONE SAY COOCHIE???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

MP
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – that’s what he said!
Iheart
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

PRYN <<GO HEAD AND RUB IF U LIKE!!
I BEEN THERE TIRED KIDS NEED THIS THAT BEFORE U KNOW IT ONE OF U'S IS KNOCKED OUT… NO :hunch:
prynsexxx

@Tatted

I’m sensitive right now about this shat. LOL PMS and this new planet on my chin ain’t makin it NO BETTER!

*squirts some witch hazel and peroxide on a scented Always to rub on this bump* – LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Tatted

I ain’t lyin’….my text to you earlier this morning was for real!
The Makeup Maven

@ WHY YOU LAFFIN’?? I HAD TO GET IT OWF ONE MO’GEN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

*squirts some witch hazel and peroxide on a scented Always to rub on this bump* – LOL

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!*LaKErCHiC@*!
The Makeup Maven

@ Pryn – PLLLLLLLEASE DO NOT SAY SQUIRT!

Can you tell I’m buggin???
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – I know!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

you guys are playing in here now huh

anyone else see the banner up top promting Nicki Minaj’s new album??

didn’t know she had one coming out
yallcrazy

Bow = sess now
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I hear “did somebody say coochie” in a quick voice…
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Don’t let go @whoevers holding IT
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – Wha’chu laffin’ at?? I need to too keep from
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

:bootyshake:
prynsexxx

to the tune of Birthday Cake

“squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt”
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – I can’t let it goooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Tatted, you off the chain today … me likey

:stop: Not coochie!! *phew, wipes forehead*
Iheart

Who said squirt
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

rut roh

much betta
The Makeup Maven

<— HATES PRYN'S GUTS UNTIL IT TURNS 3:27 EST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@pryn

Stop using the word “Squirt” ….my girl Tatted is having a difficult time right now!
Iheart

prynsexxx says:

to the tune of Birthday Cake

“squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt”
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yallcrazy

Frenchie ION care about that hoe yo #pardonmyfrench

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Prynn, have you tried the toothpaste remedy? #faserious
prynsexxx

*watches clock feverisly* – LOL
The Makeup Maven

@ I KNOW! I’M TRYNA BE GOOD. I DON’T TAWK ABOUT IT, I BEE’S ABOUT IT!

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Iheart

MZWhang why you no have a gravi
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe –
prynsexxx

@Yall

Yes I have tried the “toosepase” (as my kuntry mama says) remedy. No dice.
CD FENTY

MP :hugs:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Is someone gonna ask for/about coochie in every post today? You’d think ELove was around today.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@SIS TRYING TO KEEP FROM BISH HEARD SQUIRT AND MEMBER TO “JUST LET IT GO.. ITS OK” “WHAT IF ITS PEE PEE THO?!?”
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

butt shakers stand in line to be inspected.
The Makeup Maven

<— USED TOOTHPASTE ON A PIMPLE BE'FO!

Back in Highschool. It worked though!
yallcrazy

:stop: Not coochie!! *phew, wipes forehead*

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Get it Mzwhang!

:runningman:
The Makeup Maven

<— ME STANDING IN LINE. YOU DON'T SEE THEM HIPS IN MY GRAVI, YO!
I Go There

Very good Iheart I like that.
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – Trust me, you’ll know if it’s peepee once it’s all over!
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@SIS TRYING TO KEEP FROM BISH HEARD SQUIRT AND MEMBER TO “JUST LET IT GO.. ITS OK” “WHAT IF ITS PEE PEE THO?!?”
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Just Push
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

Iheart says:

MZWhang why you no have a gravi

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@Iheart iono..I’ve been asking Sandra that for days. Guess I should choose a new one..but the lil puppy with the wig on (the one I was hoping would’ve shown up by now) is just so cute.

le sigh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

<— USED TOOTHPASTE ON A PIMPLE BE'FO!

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read this as "NIPPLE" & NOT "PIMPLE"
yallcrazy

Present for inspection

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Prynn, then yeah I’d witch hazel it up and keep it dry. Can you see what’s in it?
Is it painful?
Iheart

@Igo, I wanted this hung in my bedroom
The Makeup Maven

<— still hollering at Pryn and

Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt
The Makeup Maven

I Go There says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@SIS TRYING TO KEEP FROM BISH HEARD SQUIRT AND MEMBER TO “JUST LET IT GO.. ITS OK” “WHAT IF ITS PEE PEE THO?!?”
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Just Push

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Iheart

Please :stop: with the dayum squirt
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@SIS I THINK ITS PEE PEE AND IM STICKN TO THAT!! I MEAN DAM HOW MUCH MORE WET CAN IT GET?? <<PUZAZAY
MY AMIGA TOLD ME "U WET THE SHEET BUT ITS OK" ME "BISH I ALREADY DO THAT.. SO MAYBE I HAD THE SQUIRT.." SHE SAID "NAAWWW U WOULD KNOW.." I NEED SESS ED!!
The Makeup Maven

French KI$$E$ says:

<— USED TOOTHPASTE ON A PIMPLE BE'FO!

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read this as "NIPPLE" & NOT "PIMPLE"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I Go There

IHeart its nice… cool blue
Iheart

If I follow you fools on twittah you betta accept me (the ones who have private accounts)
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I didn’t think I would know the difference. JUST PUSH!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

MZWHANG I CANT CHANGE MY FUKN GRAVI NEITHER!! I MISS MY NELLY I DOOO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

I know people thinking, “damn, JMO, you getting a lot of work done today”

Just mean i’ll be posting comments like crazy the rest of this week … fukkas :rollseyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Sir

Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SIGHS*
Iheart

@Lakes, You def know a squirt wet sheet from a regular wet sheet Squirt wet sheet is damn near a puddle in the bed
Iheart

The Makeup Maven says:

@ SIS – I didn’t think I would know the difference. JUST PUSH!
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yallcrazy

I am not accepting you Iheart NOPE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

what we doin… I got the Itis….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Iheart

Sweets, I will accept you as soon as I get home…my twitter app on my phone is limited so I can’t accept it right now… you better send me a follow request so I can follow you!
Iheart

@Yall you eeem have a twittah :rollseyes:
yallcrazy

Just kidding
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IHEART OOOH LOOKS AT UR GRAVI… SO JUST PUSH HUH?? OK FUK IT I TRY IT!!
I Go There

@Fe Fe

The answer is YES

To all your questions
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

ACE DID U CHECK ON THE WIFE??
Iheart

@Lakes,Don’t do it at 4 in the morn on a work day cause you will end up 3 hours late for work
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

The Makeup Maven says:

<— ME STANDING IN LINE. YOU DON'T SEE THEM HIPS IN MY GRAVI, YO!

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"I dont think ya ready for this jelly"
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Yall must not want me to follow her or something. Tis cool. Tis cool. <—Milkshake cause all tis cool.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Iheart says:

@Lakes,Don’t do it at 4 in the morn on a work day cause you will end up 3 hours late for work
^^^ HHHHHMMM LIKE THAT THO??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

I Go There says:

@Fe Fe

The answer is YES

To all your questions

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I promise I hate you (in the exact same way that Prince sang it on ‘I Hatchu’)
The Makeup Maven

@ BRO’s Gravi! *yells WHY MUST YOU while shaking my fist*
Iheart

@Lakes, Squirted 3 x’s in a row and a bish almost called in sick
The Makeup Maven

@ MsWhang – ESSSSACTLY!
The Makeup Maven

*snickers*
I Go There

Hey I just got a request from a @Sweet_saved2

If this is anyone of yall let me know… cause if not
she might not be able play in the reindeer games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

She seepin… went home early..
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

AY DIOS MIO…. :hunch:
yallcrazy

Do I sense At-Tit-Tude in 149? Huh?

#ikidikid

Girl, I have one, but I don’t know the name, or password, I can’t recall I opened one up for a mktg class yrs ago. But Imma do my research this week and see what e-mail I have it connected to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Tatted

U snickering at me woman?????
Iheart

@Lakes,just push and you too can feel the joy of the squiry
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YGO

Well now papi…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

yallcrazy says:

Present for inspection

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You got a pimple on your booty that looks like Chrissy’s mole.
*stamp* DIS-QUALIFIED!!!
The Makeup Maven

3’xs???
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IHEART WEEEL DIIIZAM!!
ACE WHY U AINT TELL ME ABOUT THIS SQUIRT THING?? U SSSPOSE TO SHOW UR KE-SA-D-AAAAH!!
I Go There

Feline Feminine says:

I Go There says:

@Fe Fe

The answer is YES

To all your questions

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I promise I hate you (in the exact same way that Prince sang it on ‘I Hatchu’)
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The Makeup Maven

@ Fe –
yallcrazy

Yso, how could you ever say such a thing?

I’m going straight to cha_monebaby or whatever it is As soon as I get my ish together yo!
The Makeup Maven

mzwhang90210 says:

yallcrazy says:

Present for inspection

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You got a pimple on your booty that looks like Chrissy’s mole.
*stamp* DIS-QUALIFIED!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I Go There

@ISO
Iheart

@Tatted, It was AH-MAZ-ING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

IHEART WEEEL DIIIZAM!!
ACE WHY U AINT TELL ME ABOUT THIS SQUIRT THING?? U SSSPOSE TO SHOW UR KE-SA-D-AAAAH!!

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i’ve had the krispy kreme glazed face once… but didn’t think you wanted to hear about my pass…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

<—-going home for a serious workout on the elliptical to let out some frustration!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

HOLD UP :stop: 3xs tho.. i aint had no more than one at a time…
69

Which one of y’all can squirt? I love for a girl to cum while she’s riding “cummy rider” but I’ve never had one squirt. Most girls still look like this when I ask.

So what’s the deal. Is it girls lying or just they’re out out sync with their bodies?

I believe every woman can do it, personally.
yallcrazy

But Ummm Mzwhang when I stand like this *strikes a pose* you can’t see that dimple yo
The Makeup Maven
yallcrazy

I vote for Laker to have some self-love time and squirt till

#alonetime
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

yallcrazy says:

But Ummm Mzwhang when I stand like this *strikes a pose* you can’t see that dimple yo

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SHUT UP!!!
Iheart

@Fe, you over there sitting on your foot huh
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

ACE REALLY YOU THINK UR KEE-ZA-D-IAAAH! WOULDNT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT?? U GOT SOME VIDEO??
69

Hoes keeping Aces face like a glazed doughnut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

…that is AFTER I send a reply to Sir’s DM…
boistop

@ 69
CUMMY RIDER
Iheart

@Screw, They are out of sync with their body IMO
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

YALL IM DOOOOOWN!!
69 U A GUY?
yallcrazy

I used to date this older cat in HS and no joke I probably busted like 7-8 times in an hour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

No video on that one…

all i can say..is it not piss….taste like water…
The Makeup Maven

I CAN’T WITH YOU GUYS….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Iheart

Almost….I’m trying to be good…
I Go There

Feline Feminine says:

<—-going home for a serious workout on the elliptical to let out some frustration!
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We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing — Can U feel it? Can U feel it?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I love for a girl to cum while she’s riding “cummy rider” <<THE WAY I CAN GET MINE!! ANYBODY HAD THAT PROBLEM??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

correction: It is not piss
Iheart

I Go There says:

Feline Feminine says:

<—-going home for a serious workout on the elliptical to let out some frustration!
___________________________________________________

We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing — Can U feel it? Can U feel it?

________________

Gat dayum
The Makeup Maven

@ ACE!

I’m not eeem made at’cha boo!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

yallcrazy says:

I used to date this older cat in HS and no joke I probably busted like 7-8 times in an hour

___________

teach me your ways oh wise one!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

ACE
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

HOLD UP 3xs tho.. i aint had no more than one at a time…
________________________________________

Just push
69

Laker

you should know by now
The Makeup Maven

GOOD FCKIN’ NIGHT MUTHA’EFFA’S! Now i’m all bothered and shyt!
*middlefanga*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

YSoSrs says:

I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty.

_________

I HATE your keen observations!
yallcrazy

Iheart says:

@Fe, you over there sitting on your foot huh
@the foot thumper

————–
69=Screwball

They aren’t in tune with their body or aren’t comfortable with you…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

smh@ all of yall FORCIN me to sit here and read and laff all mornin.

u guys aint bout doo doo.
KyCakes

What happened to THIS convo? Good googly moogly….
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty.
_________________________________________

See there you go…
The Makeup Maven

DID I FORGET TO SAY – *MIDDLEFANGA*
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YALL

7-8 times in an hour? That might make me true believer.
69

405

Thanks for being real
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

69… I DONT SO JUST KEEP TILL I MEMBER
ACE SO U BEEN GLAZED… AND I AINT HAD THAT SQUIRT YET… YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HERE HUBBY!!!
KyCakes

IGO what’s your twitter?
I Go There

Ace says:

No video on that one…

all i can say..is it not piss….taste like water…
_______________________________________
The Makeup Maven

Who said foot thumper??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

*perks up ears*
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:

DID I FORGET TO SAY – *MIDDLEFANGA*

————————————————————————-
Tatted mad as a muhfucka
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty. << NASTY IS WHAT WE DO AROUND THESE PARTS…
I Go There

@KY

ITS

@Aries_N_Vodka
The Makeup Maven

*middlefanga*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

<—–has cum plenty of times in my life, but I've never squirted because every time I feel that urge I get so afraid that it will be piss coming out….I guess I need to just "push" right sir???
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

7-8 times in an hour <<<
The Makeup Maven

@ Kycakes – HELL THEE FCK YEAH!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Now y’all know I only miss what I want to miss. Sometimes I don’t miss it and just don’t say nothing. But I be seeing. Uh huh.
yallcrazy

Fi, it wasn’t me, that mofo did all that just from oral. I guess by me being so young, I got comfortable with my body

Laker, just touch yourself and tell your partner exactly where and how to touch or grab you when you’re in the other positions.

#shoutouttotwon
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty. << NASTY IS WHAT WE DO AROUND THESE PARTS…
____________________________________________________

and all you gotta do is PUSH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Tatted

See those of us who like dick will take that “middlefanga” comment to the next level…
I Go There

@Fe Fe

Yep… Thats all
yallcrazy

The Makeup Maven says:

Who said foot thumper??

March 26, 2012 at 3:53 pm

221

Feline Feminine says:

*perks up ears*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

YALL I THINK THE PROBLEM IS IDK MY BODY TO THE FULLEST YET.. IM ONLY 24 SO IM STILL FINDING OUT MY “WET BUTTONS”.. BUT I CANT GET MINE UNTIL I GET ON TOP AND RIDE..
The Makeup Maven

Feline Feminine says:

<—–has cum plenty of times in my life, but I've never squirted because every time I feel that urge I get so afraid that it will be piss coming out….I guess I need to just "push" right sir???

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
boistop

Burnt up a whole pot of rice messing wit y’all
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@Tatted

See those of us who like dick will take that “middlefanga” comment to the next level…

^^^ PUT THAT DANG FINGA AWAY GUUUHL!!
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – Dont thank I dont like penetration……just not by a man!
yallcrazy

Yso, I used to sneak out of the house for that mofo! #goodgoodtimes
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette! I noticed how Fe perked up those ears!
KyCakes

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

7-8 times in an hour <<<
————————————————————————-
I had this one cat; we were just FWB's cause he isn't relationship material, but he can make ol' min-min sing….

Anywho, one night, this fool had me GOING….I *splash* so hard and SO MUCH….I swear that fool drowned….

Bish fell off the bed cause it was so…unexpected….two days later, I was still sitting at work, shaking my damn head like
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

BOI.. U DID WHAAAT?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Tatted
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

KY NOW IF IM GOING TO ACT CRAY AFTERWARDS I DONT WANT IT!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

*perk*
who said d*ck?
yallcrazy

@boi

——————
Laker, then try putting your feet on his shoulders while he’s on top. That should hit the same spot that you’re hitting while riding IMO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

My advice….to you Lakers is to go practice squirting alone…so there is no fear of embarrasment…..

when you can make yourself squirt you have became “intune with your start mfkin player”

Now as a guy i have only made 1 girl squirt and that was orally…. but she knew what the other girls in here are telling you…just push and let it go….
69

I remember like 4 years ago I decided that it was time to this one girl I had been hanging out with for a while (I’m not a man whore fyi) but that was a BIG mistake.

I remember I was pounding that sht full force from behind and all she kept saying was harder.

Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.

I ain’t mandingo but I ain’t damn little willie either. She got the best of me.
The Makeup Maven

@ Boistop!
The Makeup Maven

*perks up ears*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Should’ve known <— smh
CookieMonsterZ

Followed you guys in here bc Sandra is missing out today…

From TMZ
The incident that led to the Rob Kardashian vs. Paparazzo arrest didn’t appear to be a “joke” when it was happening … because the photog told police, “He tried to kill me” … and it’s all caught on tape.

TMZ broke the story … Rob was handcuffed and arrested early Sunday morning after chasing after a paparazzo and cornering him in a bong shop. Rob insisted he was just “joking” with the pap.

But new footage has surfaced … which shows Rob was in a very heated argument with a super attractive female moments before the incident. It appears Rob gave chase to the pap AFTER he realized the argument was being recorded.

__________________________________________
So I looked @ the vid and I think the girl is Rita Ora. And she looks so much better than she does when she’s making appearances. Someone look at it and tell me what you think.
The Makeup Maven

@ FE –
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

69 says:

I remember like 4 years ago I decided that it was time to this one girl I had been hanging out with for a while (I’m not a man whore fyi) but that was a BIG mistake.

I remember I was pounding that sht full force from behind and all she kept saying was harder.

Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.

I ain’t mandingo but I ain’t damn little willie either. She got the best of me.

_____________________
69

She ain’t moan or nothing, that was some crazy chit.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Good lawd… <—I need to get away from y'all right now and read something wholesome to cleanse my mind.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@ACE … SO KEEP AT IT.. PRACTICE MAKES PUURFFECT!!
@YALL YEP THE EX COULDNT HIT THAT SPOT… I HAD TO DO IT..
yallcrazy

Tatted I pictured doggie or rabbit ears :perked up:

————–
Igo, get your recap ready HA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

KyCakes says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

7-8 times in an hour <<<
————————————————————————-
I had this one cat; we were just FWB's cause he isn't relationship material, but he can make ol' min-min sing….

Anywho, one night, this fool had me GOING….I *splash* so hard and SO MUCH….I swear that fool drowned….

Bish fell off the bed cause it was so…unexpected….two days later, I was still sitting at work, shaking my damn head like
_____________________________________________________________

You fell off the damn bed??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@YSo

SEX is wholesome….you wouldn’t be here if somebody didn’t
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

69 says:

She ain’t moan or nothing, that was some crazy chit.

_____________________
why the HAIL am I in tears laffin at this???
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

69 BUILT FORD TUFF!!
KyCakes

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

KY NOW IF IM GOING TO ACT CRAY AFTERWARDS I DONT WANT IT!!!
————————————————————————
I wasn’t freaking out or anything, Lakes.

I was just amazed. I literally ‘wet the bed’….

It was A LOT of, uh, milk from the kitten…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

She ain’t moan or nothing, that was some crazy chit.

^^^^^^^^^ WOOOOOOOOOOW!!
yallcrazy

Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.

————-
What, what had happened? #lost
The Makeup Maven

<— GOTTA GO NOW…..THIS IS WAAAAAY TOOO MUSSSH FOR ME. I'VE REVEALED TOO MUSSSSH OF MYSELF!
caligirl

I found you heifers…. #carry on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@69

She had that bottomless puss syndrome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Feline Feminine says:

yallcrazy says:

I used to date this older cat in HS and no joke I probably busted like 7-8 times in an hour

___________

teach me your ways oh wise one!
_________________________________________________
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

anybody ever be gettin it good like

and u look over..and your dog is staring at yall?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@cali

:2dance:
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

CALI HEWO
SIS DONT GOOO
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHATTED

You need to revoke MinMin’s computer privileges before she gets you in some serious trouble.
The Makeup Maven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

boistop says:

Burnt up a whole pot of rice messing wit y’all
_______________________________________________________

Thought you were gonna miss something eh??
caligirl

69 says:

I remember like 4 years ago I decided that it was time to this one girl I had been hanging out with for a while (I’m not a man whore fyi) but that was a BIG mistake.

I remember I was pounding that sht full force from behind and all she kept saying was harder.

Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.

I ain’t mandingo but I ain’t damn little willie either. She got the best of me.

____________________
Well worth logging in…searching for ya’ll

:winner: That was some funny shiat 69
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

@69

I don’t like “harder, harder..” chicks….

“um…excuse me can you STFU and let me quarterback this”…”i know my stroke count and you fluckin with my rhythm now were was i 45 or 46”

“you will get that harder, harder when i’m done enjoying this…until then let me do me….and accept the fact that you on nut #3 and i’m trying to hold onto #1”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

mzwhang90210 says:

anybody ever be gettin it good like

and u look over..and your dog is staring at yall?

__________

insert my cat as said animal….he has hopped on the bed with us plenty of times, only to be damn near knocked the fukk back off…
KyCakes

JMO says:

KyCakes says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

7-8 times in an hour <<<
————————————————————————-
I had this one cat; we were just FWB's cause he isn't relationship material, but he can make ol' min-min sing….

Anywho, one night, this fool had me GOING….I *splash* so hard and SO MUCH….I swear that fool drowned….

Bish fell off the bed cause it was so…unexpected….two days later, I was still sitting at work, shaking my damn head like
_____________________________________________________________

You fell off the damn bed??
———————————————————————–
I did. I was numb, couldn't walk…I kept tapping my forehead, cheeks, cause I couldn't feel my face…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

mzwhang90210 says:

anybody ever be gettin it good like

and u look over..and your dog is staring at yall?
_________________________________________________________

<— covering my mouth crying laughing at work
The Makeup Maven

@ YSO – Ummm, yeah. She kinda gets ME in trouble because of her authenticity (sp) and all these replica’s out here! She real high on the MIN-MIN scale!
caligirl

@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Ace says:

@69

I don’t like “harder, harder..” chicks….

“um…excuse me can you STFU and let me quarterback this”…”i know my stroke count and you fluckin with my rhythm now were was i 45 or 46?

“you will get that harder, harder when i’m done enjoying this…until then let me do me….and accept the fact that you on nut #3 and i’m trying to hold onto #1?

___________________________________________________________________

damn
boistop

She had that bottomless puss syndrome!
—————
Ouchy!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

@Fefe & Jmo
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I HEARD MY BRO AND ONE OF HIS HOMEBOYS TALKN ABOUT “WHAT GOOD PUZZY IS” HIS HOMEBOY SAID “MAN I FUKD THIS ONE GIRL AND WHEN SHE OPEN UP THERE WAS ALREADY A PATH TO GO THRU..”
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Sooo at KY

You short circuited your entire nervous system huh?
I Go There

yallcrazy says:

Tatted I pictured doggie or rabbit ears :perked up:

————–
Igo, get your recap ready HA
_______________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

caligirl says:

@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.

__________

notice how I knew exactly what he was talking about…
KyCakes

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

I HEARD MY BRO AND ONE OF HIS HOMEBOYS TALKN ABOUT “WHAT GOOD PUZZY IS” HIS HOMEBOY SAID “MAN I FUKD THIS ONE GIRL AND WHEN SHE OPEN UP THERE WAS ALREADY A PATH TO GO THRU..”
————————————————————————-
Like walking through tall grass….
caligirl

I don’t like “harder, harder..” chicks….

“um…excuse me can you STFU and let me quarterback this”…”i know my stroke count and you fluckin with my rhythm now were was i 45 or 46?

“you will get that harder, harder when i’m done enjoying this…until then let me do me….and accept
________
See this is why I get on top when I know I really want to bust one real hard.

Laker and Feline…..
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WTF AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY GOOOD JOOB!!-BERNIE MAC VOICE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

<<< wonders if anyone remembers my lotion bottle story…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

YSoSrs says:

Sooo at KY

You short circuited your entire nervous system huh?
__________________________________________________________
caligirl

What up JMO and Ebestie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@cali

I cum the easiest when I’m on top as well…or sideways!
yallcrazy

Cali :2dance:
———————-
Thought you were gonna miss something eh??
——————–
Ace, I thought guys wanted to hear that sometimes, no? never?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

KY THIS LIL GIRL IS 16 THO… DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! MY BRO SAID “DAAAAAM BRO.. NO WALLS”
I Go There

Yep

sure did remember it….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Feline Feminine says:

<<< wonders if anyone remembers my lotion bottle story…
______________________________________________________________________

hmmm I don't know …

Who was the chick who was sneaking out the house to go fukk her tree??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

yallcrazy says:

Cali :2dance:
———————-
Thought you were gonna miss something eh??
——————–
Ace, I thought guys wanted to hear that sometimes, no? never?
————————————————————————

only after we’ve had our fun…only after…
caligirl

at Ky Cakes I didn’t recognize you….

mzwhang90210 – What happened to the pervert at your place of employment?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

:woot: Cali!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FEFE

Nope. Had actually forgotten. Thanks for reminding me though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Ace says:

yallcrazy says:

Cali :2dance:
———————-
Thought you were gonna miss something eh??
——————–
Ace, I thought guys wanted to hear that sometimes, no? never?
————————————————————————

only after we’ve had our fun…only after…
____________________________________________________

Really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@JMO

I think the tree chick was MzWhang…but I could be wrong…
caligirl

@Ya’ll Hey pumpkin
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

See this is why I get on top when I know I really want to bust one real hard.

^^^ YES I FOUND MY SELF THINKING “DAM LET ME JUST SIT ON IT!!”
The Makeup Maven

<— remembers Fe's lotion story!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@YSo
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

Feline Feminine says:

<<< wonders if anyone remembers my lotion bottle story…
_________________________________________
OMG Fefe that was YOU????? You told that under a different name. OMG I AM SCREAMIN LAFFIN!!!
caligirl

YSO –
KyCakes

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

KY THIS LIL GIRL IS 16 THO… DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! MY BRO SAID “DAAAAAM BRO.. NO WALLS”
———————————————————————-
:wails: Not 16…..BOOO
The Makeup Maven

That girls grandma’s tree was traumatized!
I Go There

one of my funniest squirting stories was when I was eating this chic and her legs started shaking… then all of a sudden she LOCKED her damn legs and I couldnt move my head and she just let me have it. SPLASH… she musta aplologized for a week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Tatted

I have a very DEEP min min….like someone else said, it’s because I am TALL…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FEFE WHAT ESSTORY??
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:

<— remembers Fe's lotion story!
——————————————————————
I wanna hear, I wanna hear….
yallcrazy

Fi I will not self-incriminate myself #stealthmode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@IGO just took a look at your twitter page!

YOUR BACKGROUND PIC
YOUR GRAVI PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOO WEEEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@mzwhang

This is my original handle, FeFe was my temporary alias!
The Makeup Maven

Ebestie
caligirl

See this is why I get on top when I know I really want to bust one real hard.

_________
And I have been known to roll right off the bed and say thank you and rest on the chase lounge.

Sometimes you need to savor that moment…. *fans self.
69

Feline Feminine says:

caligirl says:
@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.
__________
notice how I knew exactly what he was talking about…
______________
She wasn’t that tall, maybe 5’8″ at the most. The whole situation was crazy though. I even stood up to put the arch in her back because that usually hits the spot. Everything I knew how to do failed. And the fact that she was just taking thrust after thrust with no problem. I honestly was behind her like this

When we finally finished that whole week I just kept thinking about it like was that about and how in the hell do I pull out all tricks including legs over my shoulders while I’m holding them together just below the ankles and she STILL didn’t really moan at all.
69

*below the knees, not ankles.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

JMO says:

hmmm I don’t know …

Who was the chick who was sneaking out the house to go fukk her tree??
___________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Lakes

Years ago before I purchased a dildo and while I was going through a little bit of a drought, I stuck a smooth lotion bottle up there just to see how far it would go….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Feline Feminine says:

@JMO

I think the tree chick was MzWhang…but I could be wrong…
____________________________________________________________

Or Vero… That was some strange chit there
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe –
I Go There

French KI$$E$ says:

@IGO just took a look at your twitter page!

YOUR BACKGROUND PIC
YOUR GRAVI PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOO WEEEE!
__________________________________

You’re welcome

Im not done with it yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@69

5’8″ is considered tall..
http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

I think it is about time Sandy expands this site.. I think we need a forum for days like this .. I am just saying
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

69
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@69

Was that bish a pr0n star or just dead on the inside?
caligirl

@Igo – Nothing to be ashamed of…Squirting is a art for both involved. *fans self even more.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

The Makeup Maven says:

That girls grandma’s tree was traumatized!
____________________________________
I HATE CHU!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

mzwhang90210 says:

JMO says:

hmmm I don’t know …

Who was the chick who was sneaking out the house to go fukk her tree??
___________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________

Get cho azz back in here!! So that was you huh??

I’ll never forget that
69

Feline Feminine says:

@69
She had that bottomless puss syndrome!
______________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

69 says:

Feline Feminine says:

caligirl says:
@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.
__________
notice how I knew exactly what he was talking about…
______________
She wasn’t that tall, maybe 5’8? at the most. The whole situation was crazy though. I even stood up to put the arch in her back because that usually hits the spot. Everything I knew how to do failed. And the fact that she was just taking thrust after thrust with no problem. I honestly was behind her like this

When we finally finished that whole week I just kept thinking about it like was that about and how in the hell do I pull out all tricks including legs over my shoulders while I’m holding them together just below the ankles and she STILL didn’t really moan at all.
———————————————————————–

Did you try the sideway split…? that’s my Deep perpetrator…for those hard to reach times….9/10 does the trick for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

TheRealAshland says:

I think it is about time Sandy expands this site.. I think we need a forum for days like this .. I am just saying
__________________________________________________
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

OKAY first off ACE!!!! yo azz had me scrolling like hell looking for a muthafuxin Bukkake! 30 years later I find out you talkin bout BEYONCE’s tarded ass…

Anywho…what I miss…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FELINE…UMMM.. MAY I ASK THE BRAND ZISE OF SAID BOTTLE?? I GOT MYSELF A NEW “PLASTIC BOO” AND IT GOT A LIL CURV TO IT..
caligirl

69 says:

When we finally finished that whole week I just kept thinking about it like was that about and how in the hell do I pull out all tricks including legs over my shoulders while I’m holding them together just below the ankles and she STILL didn’t really moan at all.
___________
I’m over here in tears! 5’8 is considered tall for a female and a giant to MAN…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Lakes

I can’t remember the brand…but it was about the size of a large dildo
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Did you try the sideway split…? that’s my Deep perpetrator…for those hard to reach times….9/10 does the trick for. <<
The Makeup Maven

Heeey Jenie
69

YSoSrs says:

@69
Was that bish a pr0n star or just dead on the inside?
___________________________________________________________
I dunno, but what I do know is that I never tried to have sex with her again. I really started intentionally avoiding her because I didn’t want to even be forced to do it again. That chit was crazy, I’m telling y’all.
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

FELINE…UMMM.. MAY I ASK THE BRAND ZISE OF SAID BOTTLE?? I GOT MYSELF A NEW “PLASTIC BOO” AND IT GOT A LIL CURV TO IT..
________________________________________________

Oh shyt Laker Trying to hit that GSpot…
boistop

Sideway split is the booooooommmmmmbbbbbbbb
The Makeup Maven

@ FE – that bottle of lotion sounds like Jergens!
caligirl

@Laker – When I’m having a moment, penertration of a plastic is not going to do nothing for me. A back massager is THE BEST! I promise you!

*fans self and fains slightly
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Day 5 of feeling like …..
yallcrazy

& ummmm I only buzzed that toothbrush near my cotton candy to see
The Makeup Maven

@ MsWhang – I wasn’t tryna say who it was. I memba it was you….just tryna keep it on the low! THANKS FOR TELLING IT THOUGH!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

JMO says:

Get cho azz back in here!! So that was you huh??

I’ll never forget that

___________________
suddenly I have amnesia….”who am I..where am I..what’s a Sandra Rose?”
caligirl

boistop says:

Sideway split is the booooooommmmmmbbbbbbbb

_____
and
The Makeup Maven

Heeey SASS
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @SASSY

Don’t hurl on me though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@JMO

I almost had you in WWF
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – I remember that. Wasn’t that when youw as packing up from school!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Yso!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Tatted

It was a clear bottle so I’m not sure, I think it was some off-brand!
caligirl

@ya’ll you is the craziet heifer I KNOW! Did you say you buzzed your tooth brush on on your puzzzy.

But I love ya SMH
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@FELINE.. I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS.. **CONFESSION TIME** SECOND TIME I BOUGHT A “PLASTIC BOO” ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO **HIM IS THE KING KONG** WHEN I SAID I ALMOST HURT MYSELF :no:… MY BFF HAD TOLD ME “GIRL IT WILL GET THAT SPOT IM TELLING U” SHAIT.. NO MAM SHE IS 5’10 IM 5’5 AND I HAD TO LET KING KONG GO!!
I Go There

French KI$$E$ says:

@JMO

I almost had you in WWF
_________________________________

Oh yeah
The Makeup Maven

<– won't look @ Jergens bottle the same!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Hey Tatted! Thanks Yso!

This food poisoning is the worst…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Sassy

:hugs: at a distance, Ion want what you have!
KyCakes

Feline Feminine says:

@Tatted

I have a very DEEP min min….like someone else said, it’s because I am TALL…
———————————————————————-
Appropriate movie titles for FeFe’s min min:

The Abyss
Deep Impact
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

*goes to look at puppies for sale*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

CALI U DONT SAAAY!! <<TAKING NOTES!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

<~~~~~~~~~~~~~ finally bought the batteries i needed for my B.O.B

took me forever to find them!

the guy a Radio Shack was like "what do you need it for?"

I said "oh a kiddie toy i think this will do"

now give here and shut it!
69

Ace says:

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Did you try the sideway split…? that’s my Deep perpetrator…for those hard to reach times….9/10 does the trick for.
_____________________________________
No, but I did pick her up and have her use her hands to stay up on the bed with her legs over my shoulders too. Still ain’t work

She did laugh though, which is usually ok but I felt that this time she was laughing like “this fck nigga probably about to lose his mind trying to fck me.” I’m telling you ACE, it was just a once in a lifetime situation. She is a sweet girl, but you need at least 10 inches I think to probably even make her aware that you’re inside. I got hardly no response at all…
KyCakes

Feline Feminine says:

@Lakes

Years ago before I purchased a dildo and while I was going through a little bit of a drought, I stuck a smooth lotion bottle up there just to see how far it would go….
————————————————————–
….”This one time, in band camp”
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – Oh ….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

@ FE – that bottle of lotion sounds like Jergens!
______________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@Tatted

So you have a lotion bottle story too???
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Thanks for the b-day wishes but it’s on the 31st. I let IGo have today and Wednesday of my Birthday Week cause I was feeling generous and sht.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Did you say you buzzed your tooth brush on on your puzzzy <<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@IGO why are you laughing?
caligirl

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@FELINE.. I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS..
_________
I’ve had several dudes tell me they broke up with chics cause they puzzy was long, endless, bottomless, holes….
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Fefe

Thanks! I still feel like sh*t….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

Auntie ….gots to hate it when were left alone…

atleast this aint on the front page….
The Makeup Maven

@ 69!
I Go There

Just WOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@KyCakes
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

@ Sassy & Cali

Happy Bday Yso

@ Maven…thanks for keeping the secret
I Go There

French KI$$E$ says:

@IGO why are you laughing?
__________________________________

Cause I know someone that beat
JMO
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@ MzWhang!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

French KI$$E$ says:

@JMO

I almost had you in WWF
_____________________________________________________________________

Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…

Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:

– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart

Just add your name to the list boo
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I’m 5’1 and some change…I don’t have to worry about most of what y’all talking bout.
69

I’m off though, I’ll see y’all tomorrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

I Go There says:

French KI$$E$ says:

@IGO why are you laughing?
__________________________________

Cause I know someone that beat
JMO

_______________________________________________________________

Please direct your attention to comment 392
caligirl

@Sassy – Hope you feel better :blows: kiss

@French KI$$E$ and Laker chic – Back massager! NO batteries needed. Just outlet…Make sure cord does not get frayed..I shock my thigh one night. Shiat was not funny….(I most certaintly had gotton my use out of the bad boy) May it RIP…
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

of this post and the other off-topic one in the post….

Anybody ever owned any of the following dogs:

Havanese
Malti-Poo
French Bulldog
Miniature Schnauzer
Miniature Pinscher

Comment? Quirks? Pros? Cons?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

JMO says:

French KI$$E$ says:

@JMO

I almost had you in WWF
_____________________________________________________________________

Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…

Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:

– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart

Just add your name to the list boo
————————————————————————

I let the ****** beat meat once or twice… just so she wouldn’t quit on me…
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Bye 69!

@Cali!
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

Thanks for the b-day wishes but it’s on the 31st. I let IGo have today and Wednesday of my Birthday Week cause I was feeling generous and sht.
_________________________________

Couldnt even share the week… ole greedy azz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

@cali

That may be true, but every guy who’s had a taste of this cotton candy (a la Tatted) has LOVED it and wanted to keep coming back for more…I just know how it is to get banged out and keep wanting it banged out…sometimes it’s the actual impact up against the nerve endings that give me life, so the harder and longer the banging, the better! A lot of men do NOT have the stamina for that, my husband’s even pulled a few muscles and had his heart beat so fast he felt sick fukking around with me…

ne ways, I’m outta here getting all dirty witchall today… tootles!

And I’m off…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
caligirl

JMO did our game get forfeited? DAMNIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

correction: beat me

that came out so wrong…
The Makeup Maven

@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

mzwhang90210 says:

JMO says:

Get cho azz back in here!! So that was you huh??

I’ll never forget that

___________________
suddenly I have amnesia….”who am I..where am I..what’s a Sandra Rose?”

____________________________________________

*starts teasing likes kids in school yard*

“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”
I Go There

JMO says:

French KI$$E$ says:

@JMO

I almost had you in WWF
_____________________________________________________________________

Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…

Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:

– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart

Just add your name to the list boo
___________________________________________

Yeah Let….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

The Makeup Maven says:

@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
————————————————————————-

Do women get CLOWNED for small straps like nicca’s with little dycks? #curious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

*peeks back in*

@Sassy

I’ve had two miniature schnauzers….really sweet and cute dogs, they muzzle a lot though and have to be groomed on a regular… they also are prone to skin diseases and gain weight easily…their bark is VERY LOUD!

Ok, I’m out again!
yallcrazy

Sassy

——-
Yep Tatted I was packing up and tossing stuff out and started
caligirl

FeFe- You got some height? I mean, what do I know, it might be game they was running…..Some were freinds, some mesmerized.
The Makeup Maven

<— 5'2 and have had to run from someone before, but the 2nd time, I came back strong as fck!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

OKAY first off ACE!!!! yo azz had me scrolling like hell looking for a muthafuxin Bukkake! 30 years later I find out you talkin bout BEYONCE’s tarded ass…

______________________________________________
I swear I must have the giggles today..or else I’m still hung over from last nite. Whatever it is..I’m @ Bukkake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

caligirl says:

JMO did our game get forfeited? DAMNIT
__________________________________________

No not yet … it says “JMO started kickin azz 10 days ago ”
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Gotta keep your conceited ass from thinking you’re worthy of sharing a week with moi.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

ACE YOU DID NOT ASK THAT SHAIT!! CANT THEY JUST GO BUY A BIGGER ONE??
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@FELINE.. I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS.. **CONFESSION TIME** SECOND TIME I BOUGHT A “PLASTIC BOO” ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO **HIM IS THE KING KONG** WHEN I SAID I ALMOST HURT MYSELF … MY BFF HAD TOLD ME “GIRL IT WILL GET THAT SPOT IM TELLING U” SHAIT.. NO MAM SHE IS 5’10 IM 5’5 AND I HAD TO LET KING KONG GO!!
——————
My Bob is about a little smaller than the size of my last boyfriend. I see the bigger ones and greedy me is tempted. But knowing my clumsy ass, I might catch an O and blow the back my eye out or some shyt with the bigger ones. The one I have is a 8…

Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

I Go There says:

JMO says:

French KI$$E$ says:

@JMO

I almost had you in WWF
_____________________________________________________________________

Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…

Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:

– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart

Just add your name to the list boo
___________________________________________

Yeah Let….
____________________________________________

How many games have we played and how many have you won?

You told me your birthday was coming up so I thought I’d be generous #ungrateful
The Makeup Maven

Ace says:

The Makeup Maven says:

@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
————————————————————————-

Do women get CLOWNED for small straps like nicca’s with little dycks? #curious
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

JMO says:

starts teasing likes kids in school yard*

“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”

_____________________________________________________
See..yo ass gon come up missin!!!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Fefe

Thanks! *scratches miniature Schnauzers off list*

(Don’t want no loud-barking azz dog when I’m trying sneak em in my apt because I don’t wanna pay pet rent.)

@Yall
yallcrazy

Yall better tell Sassy about the bad parts of having a dog.

ION even wanna get started
—————
@The Makeup Maven says:

@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!

——————-
I guess we’re safe in here because it’s not on the 1st page
I Go There

caligirl says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@FELINE.. I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS..
_________
I’ve had several dudes tell me they broke up with chics cause they puzzy was long, endless, bottomless, holes….
_____________________________________________

I hope that never happens to me… I do remember telling chics on a few occasion that had BFs…

“Nah sweetie its better I leave you alone dont want your dude all mad at me when he goes in and falls 50ft to his death”
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Never understood the strap on thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

WUT to the RIAAGHT NOW!!..

i just lost my apple juice all over my keyboard…cause of you…this was a nice sensible poat until that chit right there…
caligirl

Let me finish my daily task, so I can get out here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

mzwhang90210 says:

JMO says:

starts teasing likes kids in school yard*

“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”

_____________________________________________________
See..yo ass gon come up missin!!!
__________________________________________________________

<— school yard kids chanting:

“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:

<— 5'2 and have had to run from someone before, but the 2nd time, I came back strong as fck!
—————————————————————————
So it's about the overall height of the receiver?

I read that the uterus will move; like during certain times of the month or it can change position based on your arousal level…

I had to tell one cat "hold on there, muhphucka….stop trying to get my esophagus pregnant"….
The Makeup Maven

@ Sassy for not paying pet rent! I KNOW THAT’S SHYT RIGHT!
http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

my cousin has a Miniature Pinscher, and it is moody. she a cool dog all bark though.. a lot of barking
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

Gotta keep your conceited ass from thinking you’re worthy of sharing a week with moi.
_________________________

damn I cant win for nothing
caligirl

Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted.
_____

I knew I should have FU k n… Logged off.
I Go There

JMO says:

____________________________________________

How many games have we played and how many have you won?

You told me your birthday was coming up so I thought I’d be generous #ungrateful
_____________________________________________________

See…why you bringing up old shait.
The Makeup Maven

@ YSO
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

JMO says:

<— school yard kids chanting:

“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”

________________________
Yo ass just wont stop till u get me in trouble for laffin all loud & chit will ya????

I SWEARRRRRRRRRRR I HATECHUUUUUUUUUU!!!
yallcrazy

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

@Fefe

Thanks! *scratches miniature Schnauzers off list*

(Don’t want no loud-barking azz dog when I’m trying sneak em in my apt because I don’t wanna pay pet rent.)

@Yall

———————————-
Oh Sassy
I Go There

So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
___________________________________________

Never heard that one….
The Makeup Maven

@ WUT! Didn’t I already tell you I hate’chu ta’day!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Ace says:

WUT to the RIAAGHT NOW!!..

i just lost my apple juice all over my keyboard…cause of you…this was a nice sensible poat until that chit right there…
————————-
What I say I thought we were sharing BOB and toothbrush stories… I had to put my two cents in…
KyCakes

caligirl says:

Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted.
———————————————————————–
Oh.My.Phucking.Goodness

<——————— Dying so slowly to this…..

#JustShedATear
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Almost at 500 again. I ain’t following y’all asses to another post today.
The Makeup Maven

AAAAAAAAND @
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@Sassy

How was that meet & greet this weekend with the DC/MD/VA sandra rose posters?
I Go There

The Makeup Maven says:

Ace says:

The Makeup Maven says:

@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
————————————————————————-

Do women get CLOWNED for small straps like nicca’s with little dycks? #curious
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
________________________________________________

@ The thought of you giving out Inch, Radius and Diameter measurements, Along with Color and flavor.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@SIS IDK….
KyCakes

I Go There says:

So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
___________________________________________

Never heard that one….
——————————————————————
That’s the impression I’m gettin’ from Amazon Tall Fefe and shorty Tatted
yallcrazy

Yso, re: strpaons

I think only girl lovers would like it IMO I may be wrong, if so, somebody tell it…
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – Whaaaaa, I was just saying!
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted
_________________________________

*Note to self

HIDE toothbrush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
___________________________________________

Never heard that one….
——————————————————————
That’s the impression I’m gettin’ from Amazon Tall Fefe and shorty Tatted

________________________________________________________________

Oh we do have the talls and the smalls up in here …
KyCakes

Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
————————————————————————-
I truly can’t keep up….

He is allowing for ‘rim lovin’?
The Makeup Maven

@ BRO – I get asked what I like, I tell em. If they got issues finding, we’ll go together. But one thang I know fo’sho, I ain’t fckin’ a strap you already have at home. I don’t got behind NO ONE in that dept!
yallcrazy

JMO says:

@Sassy

How was that meet & greet this weekend with the DC/MD/VA sandra rose posters?
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
___________________________________________

Never heard that one….
——————————————————————
That’s the impression I’m gettin’ from Amazon Tall Fefe and shorty Tatted
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Tall or short Ive havent ever been there before where I think its way long and deep. The homie 69 caught an ocean
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

The Makeup Maven says:

@ WUT! Didn’t I already tell you I hate’chu ta’day!

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Yes Yes you did, but I wanted to make sure you were positive about hating me…
The Makeup Maven

KyCakes says:

Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
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I truly can’t keep up….

He is allowing for ‘rim lovin’?
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You do know I like women, right???
KyCakes

JMO says:
Oh we do have the talls and the smalls up in here …
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We are the littles….
The Makeup Maven

Goodnight everyone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

@ BRO – I get asked what I like, I tell em. If they got issues finding, we’ll go together. But one thang I know fo’sho, I ain’t fckin’ a strap you already have at home. I don’t got behind NO ONE in that dept!
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Really tatted?? I’ve never heard that before! That interesting
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@RealAshland

Thanks!

*scratches Miniature Pinscher off list too. Maybe I should just stay away from the miniature azzed dogs…all that damn barking.*

@Tatted
I ain’t paying an extra $50/month plus a $300 deposit for a damn fleabag to live with me and I still gotta feed and clothe that mf’er too!
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:

KyCakes says:

Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
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I truly can’t keep up….

He is allowing for ‘rim lovin’?
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You do know I like women, right???
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Would someone PLEASE come back and get me?
So lost…

Ok. Tatt, you like the ladies?

Thsi is what I get for not finding out about people before chattin’ ’em up. Just like last Friday, finding out PHO was a male
yallcrazy

Ok, I’ve got a question. When the “boyish” one is in bed with her girlfriend, is she naked? All the way naked? I’ve always wondered that.
I Go There

The Makeup Maven says:

@ BRO – I get asked what I like, I tell em. If they got issues finding, we’ll go together. But one thang I know fo’sho, I ain’t fckin’ a strap you already have at home. I don’t got behind NO ONE in that dept!
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I like that right there…. You should ALWAYS find out what somebody likes before hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Tatted

@Yall … what I do??
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@JMO/Yall

We had to reschedule the DMV one for a later weekend.

I didn’t make it to NY, I was sick with food poisoning all weekend. Been sick since Thursday night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Yikes Sassy!! I hope your feeling better!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

@Sassy we have lhasa-poo…had to do the pet depo thing and the xtra $$ a month so I feel ya. but… you’re gonna be hard pressed trying to keep that dog a secret tho lol. good luck!
yallcrazy

Sassy, be sure to calculate ER visits, after hours they cost more, or you may want to purchase pet insurance. That’s what I should’ve done, but now it’s too late, and if this lil bish dies then so be it…

I’m tired! shatt
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@SASSY

But why would you of all people even want a dog?
yallcrazy

Aww Sassy, well after stomach illness day 4 you should begin feeling better

And ummmmm
How are you going to secretly walk this dog?
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Whang

I did like the lhasa I saw yesterday, but a Havanese is still my 1st choice and the cute azz Malti-Poo is still a close 2nd…

Did your Lhasa bark a lot?

I think I’ma just have to hide it a lot. Carry it outside in a strap-on baby carrier with a blanket over it like Bey carries “I AM NUMBER FO’.”
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

See yall tomorrow
Sassy get a fish… I hate cleaning or paying for dogs
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Thanks Jmo!

@Yso
Whatchu mean why would I want a dog?! Cause…I’ve always wanted one, I’m bored, I’m slightly lonely and they’re cute and furry and fun to play with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

Fluck a dog\Cat\fish\bird…
I Go There
yallcrazy

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

See yall tomorrow
Sassy get a fish… I hate cleaning or paying for dogs
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Good night
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Laker

Night!

And I looked at koi fish, cockatoos, gerbils and guinea pigs too. Would rather have the damn dog.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

@Whang

I did like the lhasa I saw yesterday, but a Havanese is still my 1st choice and the cute azz Malti-Poo is still a close 2nd…

Did your Lhasa bark a lot?

I think I’ma just have to hide it a lot. Carry it outside in a strap-on baby carrier with a blanket over it like Bey carries “I AM NUMBER FO’.”

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@Sassy…yesssssssssss she barks ALOT!! Especially when she sees people passing by the window…or when she sees her reflection..or when she hears somebody whistling on television….or when she wants some of the food I’m eating. Yup..she’s a barker alright…but I wouldn’t take a million dollars for her!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@SASSY

You just don’t seem like the dog type. What do I know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

you can always get a little goldie like i did last august…
yallcrazy

Sassy we all collectively “vote” NO dog for you

We are scared for the pet, what will you do when it makes you MAD?

*runs* Cover me Yso
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

*Scratched lhasa off of #6 list*
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Good night yall!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I have fish and want birds and a possibly a dog. I fell in love with Pomeranians but I’m lazy and don’t know if I can commit to one properly.
KyCakes

<————–Wants a jack russell terrier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

<— Get a Goldie…
yallcrazy

Good night WUT
yallcrazy

<– pepsi
yallcrazy

Why that kind Ky?
boistop

Random !!
@jmo
WWF challangeeeeeee!
424wordup
KyCakes

They are so flippin cute, YSO.

Our printer had one and he was so lively, energetic, sweet.

He’ll run my 13 yr old into the ground and then they can both pass out together…
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Yall/Yso

Well damn! Folks saying I shouldn’t have babies, now I’m not even stable enough for a damn dog!!!

@Ace
Already have had 3 snakes, 2 geckos, a nile monitor and a iguana. We still had a HUGE azz albino python now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

Coca cola is better
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Ky

I looked at Jack Russell terriers but decided they may be too energetic for me.

@Yso
Pomeranians are too damn attitude-ish and bishy for me. I watched a Pomeranian pup have several 12 round bouts with a Cavalier and a Miniature Pinscher yesterday. Me & that Pomeranian would have real problems when that little bish challenged me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

I’m glad Goldie wont get as big as your HUGE azz albino(which i’m assuming is a Burmese)

my little guy caps out at 4-5′
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

Is IGO still in here??? What’s your WWF username??
yallcrazy

I only said no to a dog though Sassy

Maybe adopt one on a trial basis… Babies, that’s a whole nother thing! I tell everybody not to have children until they are finished with certain stages in their lives, because once a child is here, it is ALL about them and not about you IMO (of course)

Let us know what you decide on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

I WOULD LOVE A POMERANIAN!!!

when I move to Cali I’ll get one….
yallcrazy

Frenchie, I wouldn’t let my drink coca cola yo

Team Pepsi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

That’s why your is slow and fat like JMO called it the other day

Coca cola has less calories #winning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

500posts and it’s 5:30ish…time to go home and wake up dimpz…

holla at ya’ll tommorow..
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Ace

Its a ball python but she’s almost 8 ft long and a little less than a foot in diameter at her thickest.

Bish is scary…

Her name….

KARMA.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Ace night!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

Ahh … damn…my little guy is a ball too…but males tend to stay smaller… thank god….

8′ and 11 inchs thick… i would be pressed to ask if somsone aint lied to you guys cause he probably aint really a ball….sounds like a Burm or Retic to me Burms are the FatASSs of snake world & retics are the LONG boys

“Ball pythons typically reach 4 feet (1.2 m) in length; occasionally there are specimens that reach 5 feet (1.5 m). When properly fed, their bodies become nicely rounded. “
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

whatchall been durrin today
yallcrazy

Well Frenchie, I see that you are all the ways lost BECAUSE my pig wore a flexbelt all weekend long yo

Look at ‘er glide all through the sky and ish
KyCakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

whatchall been durrin today
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Nothing productive, I can tell you that…

But I LOVE MY WHIP FAY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

Idk fayfay i think they’ve been sessing each other all day! I’m outttie I gots a hawt date tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

ohhhh yallc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

boistop says:

Random !!
@jmo
WWF challangeeeeeee!
424wordup
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~~The name is bond …. James Bond ….~~

The name is Soopa_stah
yallcrazy

Fay, I got the Peppermint Whipfinity and I posted my review in one of today’s posts IONO where though

I like this one the most. It’s less greasy and the smell is something that I could use all the time.

The Kingsmen has been getting good reviews too, they say it’s not too strong but a nice manly smell.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Ky #awesomesauce which one did u get??
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YALL *chuch whisper* Candy Cane is my fave now too
i been missin yall all day so i didnt see no review. imma hafta look after i get off. thank u hunny bunny!!!

Frenchie have fun!
yallcrazy

@Jmo

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Frenchie, may the force be with you! (Darth Vader voice)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

French KI$$E$ says:

That’s why your is slow and fat like JMO called it the other day

Coca cola has less calories #winning
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She betta recognize :fistbump:

(Yall’s pig)

<—- Bacon anyone?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

I sure hope Auntie feeling better tomorrow tho
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

JMO what it dew bew?
KyCakes

Fay – I got citrus. I know my neighbors thought I was touched; I took the lid off and just sat in my car inhaling the smell….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

KyCakes says:

Fay – I got citrus. I know ~~my neighbors~~ everyone thought I was touched; I took the lid off and just sat in my car inhaling the smell….
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yallcrazy

Shoot all you want yo! My pig is equipped with a flexbelt/bulletproof vest! She’s a sexy hood pig!

And she’s off…

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Fay, 1st we were in the Trayvon post, then RayJ, and lastly here.
KyCakes

JMO says:

KyCakes says:

Fay – I got citrus. I know my neighbors everyone thought I was touched; I took the lid off and just sat in my car inhaling the smell….
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I swear, JMO like a bish….constantly stalking and ‘fixing’ my sentences..
KyCakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

I sure hope Auntie feeling better tomorrow tho
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Me too

We cannot procrastinate properly without her….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

KY …

*looks at your gravi* You no likey my spelling bee efforts?
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Ace

Sorry for the late response… had to again. She may be something else. I was always told she’s a ball. She’s not really mine though, she’s Mister’s. I don’t even know what a retic is.
yallcrazy

The citrus reminds me of Rainbow Sherbert

Now my new favorite is the Peppermint, it’s not strong at all
KyCakes

JMO says:

KY …

*looks at your gravi* You no likey my spelling bee efforts?
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Oh, you’re misinformed…I LOVE your efforts….

Hookbooga
KyCakes

Yo, I’m off like a drunken dates dress….

Everyone be safe and well tonight…More fukkery tomorrow…
yallcrazy

Sassy, if this continues tomorrow, go to a Dr.
A normal bug last approx 4 days.

Pop a benadryl if it hurts to bad to sleep, at least you’ll be knocked out, you’ll still feel the pain, but that benadryl keeps you asleep. #helpful

Feel better honeybun.
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Good night Heffas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

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