Celebs Out & About: Kelly Rowland, Solange Knowles, Michelle Obama
Concern was etched on singer Kelly Rowland’s face as she visited her former bandmate Beyonce and Bey’s infant daughter Blue Ivy Carter in New York City today. Kelly reported spent 5 hours on Monday visiting with Beyonce, who is rumored to be having a difficult time adjusting to motherhood.
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Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles, looked radiant in a white silk blouse and printed skirt as she arrived at the Greenwich hotel in Tribeca to attend an Obama fundraiser with her mother and sister last night. Solo, who is a spokesperson for Carol’s daughter hair care products, wore her own natural hair instead of one of those horrid afro wigs she normally throws on.
The First Lady Michelle Obama attended a fundraiser for her husband President Obama’s re-election campaign at the Greenwich Hotel in New York City last night. As some of you may know, Mrs. Obama asked her White House staff to reach out to Sandrarose.com yesterday to take down a post involving her daughter Malia Obama’s “personal activities.” Today, I received requests to share that White House email with members of the national media, but I politely declined. Parents have the right to protect their children — even President Obama. I may not agree with Mr. Obama’s political policies, but I have nothing against his children or his wife.
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I love Kelly Bottega Venetta Bag…. And Auntie Sandy we’re glad the men in black ain’t come for you.
@Kelly
Solange and Michelle both look nice…
All the ladies are looking GOOD!
LOL at the comments from Sandra…..
oh the lies we tell…
Concern was etched on singer Kelly Rowland’s face
<– Her edges?
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Concern was etched into my face as I am trying to figure out if her edges done gone on?
Kelly’s about to lose her lacefront to the wind.
The First Lady and love Solo’s skirt.
Kelly should have just kept the chic short cuts because these astrocious weaves take so much away from her beauty and make her look silly.
I’m hungray
As some of you may know, Mrs. Obama asked her White House staff to reach out to Sandrarose.com yesterday to take down a post involving her daughter Malia Obama’s “personal activities.” Today, I received requests to share that White House email with members of the national media, but I politely declined.
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Say what?
Vanguard Reese says:
Kelly should have just kept the chic short cuts because these astrocious weaves take so much away from her beauty and make her look silly.
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As some of you may know, Mrs. Obama asked her White House staff to reach out to Sandrarose.com yesterday to take down a post involving her daughter Malia Obama’s “personal activities.” Today, I received requests to share that White House email with members of the national media, but I politely declined. Parents have the right to protect their children — even President Obama.
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Solange <3.
Sounds like the big guy put the fear of God in your heart. See that’s why I love that man.
Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
Concern was etched on singer Kelly Rowland’s face
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Concern was etched into my face as I am trying to figure out if her edges done gone on? <– Her edges?
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Kelly dosen’t look like she has the look of “concern” to me but anywho. I like Solo’s skirt and shoes
and Mrs. Obama is flawless as usual…
Hershey
I am loving Solange’s look!!!!
Auntie, you know I love you but Obama was about to lay all into that butt. You took that post down with the hurry up. Gone head now and tell him how you really feel.
waiting to see Sandra
Obama
Lakes!!! Where you been??
I love Solange’s skirt. Mrs. Obama looks lovely.
One of President Obama’s secret service agents was at our church on Sunday.
Sandra I didn’t take you for the type that scares easily
I saw your tweets yesterday…
The look of concern on Kelly’s face comes from the shame of having her edges, or lack therof, put on blast by a gust of wind.
Why won’t Beyonce hook Kelly up with whoever does her hair? That’s how I know Beyonce really isn’t Kelly’s friend. Because friends don’t let friends have bad weaves.
Bird says:
The look of concern on Kelly’s face comes from the shame of having her edges, or lack therof, put on blast by a gust of wind.
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I don’t like that lipstick on Solange
prynsexxx says:
I love Solange’s skirt. Mrs. Obama looks lovely.
One of President Obama’s secret service agents was at our church on Sunday.
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they watching sandra rose posters I saw one in walmart following me around looking at daisey’s and lotus bum’s
I dont like what michelle has on,
but I do
what solo has on!
I liked Evelyn’s tuxedo onsie pant suit thingy she had on last night on BBW, when she met with Baby. Did anybody see how Baby was playing in his daughters hair during the meeting?
Solange’s shrinkage is crazy.
but I politely declined
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gag order much?
Kelly Rowland
that hair
@Creamy
I’m dead serious.
Why won’t Beyonce hook Kelly up with whoever does her hair? That’s how I know Beyonce really isn’t Kelly’s friend. Because friends don’t let friends have bad weaves.
how can bee help kelly?? when her wigs be dried up like raisins! I blame the wig handler & the lent roller..
Bird
Comment #25 about Kelly edges or lack thereof
Beyonce strikes me as the type of friend who lets friends “do you”.
Kelly has said that she is the wig aficionado. @Ryan. She has like closets full…
“Concern was etched on singer Kelly Rowland’s face as she visited her former bandmate Beyonce and Bey’s infant daughter Blue Ivy Carter in New York City today.”
Maybe the sun is in her face? No? Ok…
@Sandra you knew better than to put that post up about that child.
Mrs. Obama is beautiful.
Solange is glowing; I thought that was MJ in spirit behind Solo her in that last pic.
Danielle says:
Sandra I didn’t take you for the type that scares easily
I saw your tweets yesterday…
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She doesn’t scare easily. She practically accused those babies of being on a budding lesbian retreat. But who in their right mind wants to get buck with the government up close and personal? We all like to b*tch slap em from a distance, but when they come up knockin on your door ain’t nothing you can do, but pee on yourself and do as they say……or else.
Today, I received requests to share that White House email with members of the national media, but I politely declined. Parents have the right to protect their children — even President Obama
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Ize proud of u Auntie
@OTB, somebody needs to tell Kelly about “quality vs quantity”.
Heard Obama was gone send Sandra on a special mission to Iraq if she didnt remove that post
Ryan I have a sad suspicion that Kelly pays a hefty price for her wigs. Rich ppl syndrome.
Iraq? Nah, her ass is going to be sent to Syria.
@OTB, you’re probably right. Celebrities have too many “yes” people around them, because in the real world somebody would have been told her about those toe back edges.
EAZY
I BEEN SUPER BUSY AT WORK AND CHIT… SO I COME IN AND RUN BACK OUT
Kelly does look sad, but her hair doesn’t I love it. She should always wear that one. Wonders if anyone on SR knows what it’s called
Phro musta been on that dayum Dr pepper today cause he was cutting the fugg up in that otha post
I knew I hated him for a reason
Anywho, what yall talmbout in here??
Creammmmmmyyyyyyy!!!!
@OTB
I got a feeling the next time ole Sandy Mae goes through an airport they gone give her ass the bizness
Ms.Fashion says:
I am loving Solange’s look!!!!
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Me too. I love her sense of style (most of the time)
Today, I received requests to share that White House email with members of the national media, but I politely declined. Parents have the right to protect their children — even President Obama
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Declined my ass
They told Sandra that they was sending a black hawk to snatch her up by the freeze curls :hahah:
Phro will give a ninja PLENTY of reasons to hate his ass.
@Otb, I choked on a gummy bear when I read “get off my mothers couch”
This day has been toooooooo long!
IHEART
I WANT SOME PUDDING NOW
@KEEP HEWO U NEW??
@Sandra
U known den fugged up right, I said u know u den fugged up right
Beyonce ain’t the only friend letting Kelly walk around lookin’ like that…sh*t ain’t her BFF Serena Williams? They probably borrow each other wigs!
@ Vanguard Reese: thanks hun.
Dawn Sheen says:
Concern was etched into my face as I am trying to figure out if her edges done gone on?
< – Her edges?
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CD FENTY says:
@OTB
I got a feeling the next time ole Sandy Mae goes through an airport
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Now you KNOW Sandra don’t get on no plane. They can offer her an all expense paid trip back to her homeland and she will do what….say it with me
“politely decline”…
I smell the couches in my house too. I can only imagine the contraptions imma have set when the boys go into teen years.
@Cocoa, how can Serena and Kelly correct each other when they both look a hot mess? They probably be complimenting the chit out of each other pieces.
Cocoabana says:
Beyonce ain’t the only friend letting Kelly walk around lookin’ like that…sh*t ain’t her BFF Serena Williams? They probably borrow each other wigs!
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Last I checked Serena shyt looked a mess too. She still buying her hair from Sallys
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@KEEP HEWO U NEW??
Hi Laker,
Thanks! Kinda sort of. I lurked for several months until Ms. Rose opened registration. I dip in and out from time to time, when I have some downtown at work.
prynsexxx says:
One of President Obama’s secret service agents was at our church on Sunday.
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He was probably praying for a job because he knows he will be out of work come November.
Zoe B. says:
Yall no lika her hair?
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I do. I think it’s her best big hair yet. The wind just played her out is all. I ain’t even braid my hair after I washed it Sunday. The wig I have on is fly, but if the wind get a hold of it I’ma have a look of concern just like Kelly.
@OTB
*downtime*
prynsexxx says:
CD FENTY says:
@OTB
I got a feeling the next time ole Sandy Mae goes through an airport
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Now you KNOW Sandra don’t get on no plane. They can offer her an all expense paid trip back to her homeland and she will do what….say it with me
“politely decline”…
Still wondering how the heyul she made it over here in the first place? Did you come by ship……or did she walk with Harriet’nem?
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I told yall Sandra is the adult Dora u know she got “The Map” in her backpack
Danielle says:
Sandra I didn’t take you for the type that scares easily
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You should know I don’t scare easily. But the Huffington Post, Global Grind and all the other blogs removed their posts when asked to by the White House. Why should I be the exception? Sandra Rose loves the kids
prynsexxx says:
One of President Obama’s secret service agents was at our church on Sunday.
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Sandra says:
He was probably praying for a job because he knows he will be out of work come November
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So I take it u not voting for Obama in November. Oh that’s right U AINT VOTING PERIOD
prynsexxx says:
CD FENTY says:
@OTB
I got a feeling the next time ole Sandy Mae goes through an airport
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Now you KNOW Sandra don’t get on no plane. They can offer her an all expense paid trip back to her homeland and she will do what….say it with me
“politely decline”…
Still wondering how the heyul she made it over here in the first place? Did you come by ship ……or did she walk with Harriet’nem?
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When I lived in Germany my cousin asked me how I got there and I was like
what you mean how did I get here?? She said “did you go on a ship or did you fly?”
I had to stop myself from laughing in her ear
Thanks Ty.
He was probably praying for a job because he knows he will be out of work come November.
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LOL!!!
@ CD FENTY, I don’t fly. So I don’t foresee a problem there.
@Sandra
Ty says:
prynsexxx says:
CD FENTY says:
@OTB
I got a feeling the next time ole Sandy Mae goes through an airport
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Now you KNOW Sandra don’t get on no plane. They can offer her an all expense paid trip back to her homeland and she will do what….say it with me
“politely decline”…
Still wondering how the heyul she made it over here in the first place? Did you come by ship……or did she walk with Harriet’nem?
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I told yall Sandra is the adult Dora u know she got “The Map” in her backpack
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Is her mama “Boots”?
YouTube “dora throws a function”…….
MY POINT EXACTLY. Both of their wigs are a hot ass mess lol
KEEP COOL… I LURKS ALOT TOO!!
BUT SR IS LIKE FUKN :crack: BISH KEEPS COMING BACK!!
@ Pryn
CD, My roommate in college went away for a weekend and was like, “roommate, dont be flucking on my bed…” I was all
“Oh baby you would neva have to worry about that!” I wondered #WDDDA????
When that bish came back she actually bent down and smelled her bed…!
I been sniffing my chit ever since. Apparently its some nasty ppl in the world.
“Boots”
What ya’ll talm bout
Last night LaLa said Kelly was her best friend.
Did y’all see Angie Beyince on the show? She looked nice to me. Better than I ever seen her, I think.
prynsexxx says:
Ty says:
prynsexxx says:
CD FENTY says:
@OTB
I got a feeling the next time ole Sandy Mae goes through an airport
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Now you KNOW Sandra don’t get on no plane. They can offer her an all expense paid trip back to her homeland and she will do what….say it with me
“politely decline”…
Still wondering how the heyul she made it over here in the first place? Did you come by ship……or did she walk with Harriet’nem?
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I told yall Sandra is the adult Dora u know she got “The Map” in her backpack
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Is her mama “Boots”?
YouTube “dora throws a function”…….
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SO THATS WHAT THE PLASTIC OVER THE SOFA/SEATS/CARPET WAS FOR TO KEEP ALL THE STANKY CULO MUSTY SMELL OUT..
Gotta go!
I just been found out.
Poverty Princess GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
I swear ‘fore the blog gawds, a dude I chat with from time to time, txtd asking if I knew a place he could get plastic…to cover his couch…?
I blocked that ninja immediately.
@OTB, it’s this company in the area where I live that sells them. I’m like who in the hail wants plastic chair coverings, eww!
If they leave an odor they will not have an extended invitation to come back. I mean how do you tell someone to make sure they hole is febreze fresh before they come over????
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
SO THATS WHAT THE PLASTIC OVER THE SOFA/SEATS/CARPET WAS FOR TO KEEP ALL THE STANKY CULO MUSTY SMELL OUT..
Girl the elders are sick with that damn plastic but u betta not phuck up they good shyt. I hated the plastic in the summer
Stand up and the whole catch is stuck to your azz
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Bye Prynn?
this convo reminds me of The Cosby Show when Rudy was sniffing people seats whenever they got up lol.
i haated them plastic cover fukn couches in the summer
.. had my thighs legs arms back stuck to the dam couch and if we drop something sh!t would drip down to the carpet..
SO WE GET AZZ WOOP NO MATTER WHAT!!
Ryan I was so confuseeddddddd. And upset.
He was a perfectly likable guy before that!
@OTB, LOL I definitely wouldn’t know how to react to someone asking me some chit like that.
OutsidetheBox says:
I swear ‘fore the blog gawds, a dude I chat with from time to time, txtd asking if I knew a place he could get plastic…to cover his couch…?
I blocked that ninja immediately.
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You a fool!!!!
SIS
WHERE THE FUK IS EVERYBODY AT THO??
WHAT POST!!
OTB
@Fash come on now!
He was either nasty or the wrong kind of country.
I cant deal with that.
SISSSS!!
Namesake
LOL…you all are hilarious.
But seriously, I hate sitting on people’s sofas and couches, I don’t know what has soaked into the porous surfaces. I have OCD when it comes to that. I hate hotel furniture and sleeping soafs too, eeek!
THIS FUKN WORK WEEK IS DRRRAGIN!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
@Fash come on now! He was either nasty or the wrong kind of country.
I cant deal with that.
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You know I feel ya!!!!
way, way, way
but one of the ladies upstairs did some serious Tax time balling and had some fusion hair extensions put in($800 for them to be installed, $300 for the hair)…she needs a terch up, and some color, but can’t afford the $300 maintenance of said lovely locks. She also has lost, swallowed or chewed the lower portion of her Snap on smile, again she can’t afford to replace it, sooooo within a few days, Cinderella is going to have her $19.99 weave in and the discolored, crooked teeth that she affectionately covers with her hands when she laughs. Moral of the story: Don’t tax time ball if you can’t afford the maintenance
#dumbni&&ashyt
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW LOOK AT SIS GIVING THAT LOOK
HHHAAWWT SESSY
Tatt Tatt
Homemade @Kita? YUM-O!!
@ Namesake – I’m good. How you doing???
How is Change doing @Tatt? Long time, I no see her font?
@ SIS – You crassy….BUT I LOVE IT!
lmao @ Hershey I know thats right smh dumbazz them fusions are a grip.
@ OTB – she doing good. Still crazy as ever!
I WANT POT PIE NOW… BOSTON MARKET IS PURRTY TASSTY..HMMM DO I NEED IT THO..
*spits* I hate chu Hersh!!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
As some of you may know, Mrs. Obama asked her White House staff to reach out to Sandrarose.com yesterday to take down a post involving her daughter Malia Obama’s “personal activities.” Today, I received requests to share that White House email with members of the national media, but I politely declined. Parents have the right to protect their children — even President Obama.
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You decline to share the “email” but you talk about it, honey chile boo
@ OTB…..KFC. I said on my own budget.
#OtherPPl’sBudgetsSuck
@ Namesake…Yo girl is ALL shook up at the moment.
@Hershey
OH NO!!! WHO IN THE H*LL LEFT THE GATE OPEN!!!!
YOU KNOW I CAN ONLY TAKE YOUR COMMENTARY IN THE MORNING!!!
@Hershey-that’s funny as hell, I have seen sooooo many t-tags, you definitely know when people have gotten their refunds…
@Lake-no you dont its probably 800 calories!!! I know the KFC pie is 790 smh
DIMPZ U OK?? POINT ME IN THEY FUKN DIRECTION
I FUK A MOTHAFUKA UP!!
@ Lakes….
@ BM Pot Pie
@ Namesake – What THEE fck is wrong??
SEXY
I REALLY DONT!!
@Sexyphilly-I heard the rock was in your city…
@Tatted
Did you get a haircut or just wearing it flat?? It nice and looks like it will grow out good that way!!
Am I the only one who calls you Tatted still????
DIMPZ I KNEW U UNDERSTAND AND WOVE A BISH ESSTRA TORTILLAS AND ALL
@ Lakes…You got mail
Hershey
what in the Hayull, is he suppose to be a police
Yall have made me snort out loud! SOL
@ ChanVi…You got mail
@ MsFashion – It actually is growing and its flat. THANK YOU!
Nope, you are not the only one who still calls me Tatted.
CAAAAAAAAAANDI!!
@Boot-really? wait the actor right? lol sorry but im way out of the loop, I do not John Ceata was in a accident on 76 yesterday I think they were here for MOnday Night Raw
Solange looks HAWT!
from head to toe
chall tambout tho?
@Tatted
Did you see my shout out to you and your use of the word min-min in the last post? OTB tole me I wasn’t repping the word properly!
Twin
Doin’ the butt, sexy, sexy
What up E-bestie. You been hiding out?
The Makeup Maven says:
@ MsFashion – It actually is growing and its flat. THANK YOU!
Nope, you are not the only one who still calls me Tatted.
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Oh okay!!!
Its the way you wearing it. I wear my hair the same way so I thought it got cut. I have a permanent part down the middle of my head because of it!!!
Yes, the actor/wrestler…
*caresses TaBews shoulder* REAL sisterly like tho
OTB!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Solange looks HAWT! from head to toe
chall tambout tho?
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Hey @FAYLA!!!!! I got my package boo!!! Thanks!!!!
What we talkin bout?
Tatted, I can’t see gravis right now but earlier (monique voice)BABY, when I saw your picture….You looked MY TEE sessi
<–w/big ole eyes
@Boot-oh ok no I didnt hear that, I do know last Friday when Miami was in town all the hoochie mamas was out and about looking for a baller lol
I hate to say this but, some shat is about to go down at my job and if this chick don’t get escorted out of here, I am done…
Have yall ever went to the bathroom thinking u going to do a lil tinkle and to your shock and dismay u drop a load and somehow clog up the toilet. When u realize this you clean yourself up and get the hell outta dodge and when one of your co-workers announces loudly somebody clogged the toilet up you make eye contact with them, shake your head in disgust and mouth the words “that dont make no sense” and then u continue working? No……….. me either
WIFIE
AND WHO THE FUK DO THAT SHAIT!!! I WOULD OF BEEN SO FUKN PISSD FLIPD THE TABLE AND KNOCK HIS FUKN MAMA OUT!!
COME CHERE WIFIE
THIS IS WHY ONLY ACE AND I SHOULD CATER TO U…
Has anyone here used peppermint oil on their scalp? My hairdresser told me to try it on mine and I’m loving the fact that I have a minty flair to my head and my scalp is consistently soothed with a cooling effect!
YALL
hey hunty!
Ms Fash
what it dew bew?
CALI
<—Praise dance
@Sexyphilly-I think he went to the training camp and was also had that statue that they had in Rocky, some them also visited the children’s hospital. I caaan only imagine, was South St. packed? #wishingIhadsomePat’snow…
CD FENTY says:
Have yall ever went to the bathroom thinking u going to do a lil tinkle and to your shock and dismay u drop a load and somehow clog up the toilet. When u realize this you clean yourself up and get the hell outta dodge and when one of your co-workers announces loudly somebody clogged the toilet up you make eye contact with them, shake your head in disgust and mouth the words “that dont make no sense” and then u continue working? No……….. me either
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Ace, may I?
ACE
LUV ME RIGHT DAM IT!!!
@ Lakes….I’m glad I can laugh about it now because last night,
Oops, I wanted to
not break it down
#excuse the missing words but I can’t wait for the tea at 4…
CD FENTY says:
Have yall ever went to the bathroom thinking u going to do a lil tinkle and to your shock and dismay u drop a load and somehow clog up the toilet. When u realize this you clean yourself up and get the hell outta dodge and when one of your co-workers announces loudly somebody clogged the toilet up you make eye contact with them, shake your head in disgust and mouth the words “that dont make no sense” and then u continue working? No……….. me either
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SHUT UP!!!!!
Kita! Kita! We goin out to eat-A!
sup luv?
@Ty – US Attorney office and State Attorney office is all over it. Every National Policing agency is about to be involved. Down to what is going to take for the community to heal.
Trying to find a address for Mrs. Martin (Trayvon’s family) I would like to send my April and May tithes. It’s the least I can do…aside pray.
!@ F
@ Namesake –
@CD
Real talk, somebody at my job must have gotten like REALLY sick one time because not only did they ruin the entire stall, like RUINT it for real! But they left their clothes behind….
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
WIFIE
AND WHO THE FUK DO THAT SHAIT!!! I WOULD OF BEEN SO FUKN PISSD FLIPD THE TABLE AND KNOCK HIS FUKN MAMA OUT!!
COME CHERE WIFIE
THIS IS WHY ONLY ACE AND I SHOULD CATER TO U…
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@laker i dont cook…but…I’ll pay for it… you prepare it…
we just gotta figure out how we can get Dimpz to lay on the table to we(I) can …..eat it….
Ms Fash!
USPS ILL bout that life! ion care WHO dont agree
CD always “having issues” and ish
DIMPZ I WOULD STILL BE MAD..
THEN U DONT GOT IT? WHY INVITE 10 PEOPLE
@ Fayla…..Don’ tyou get me all set for no shrimp and steak then tell me I gotta have a damned side salad.
@ Namesake…. I looking like, how did I get here? and when is Ashton gonna come in and tell me i’m being “Punked”
<<<< Security at Popeye's in NOLA… he looks like he's the surrogate for Octomom
@ Lakes…IONO but, I have NEV-VER seent nothing like that before. Wayamint! Yes I have! Last time that ninja ever saw me in his life!
CD – What is wrong with you? You said months ago, you would leave the bathroom talk along. You have a fascination with boo
ACE
I GOT U **MAKES SOME FAJITAS AND MARGARITAS**… I COOK THE FOOD WHILE U LAY HER ON THE TABLE…
HEY I GOT DIBS ON THE
THO!!! #WHATHAPPYFAMILIASAREMADEOFF
MzDimplez1123 says:
!@ F
or it means she madddd 
Cali, that is very thoughtful of you honeybun
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Translation needed.
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£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
<<<< Security at Popeye's in NOLA… he looks like he's the surrogate for Octomom
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I mean like…..how the fukk is he going to RUN and CATCH his assailant????
caligirl says:
CD – What is wrong with you? You said months ago, you would leave the bathroom talk along. You have a fascination with boo
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caligirl says:
@Ty – US Attorney office and State Attorney office is all over it. Every National Policing agency is about to be involved. Down to what is going to take for the community to heal.
Trying to find a address for Mrs. Martin (Trayvon’s family) I would like to send my April and May tithes. It’s the least I can do…aside pray.
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I might ride with one of the colleges or other groups for the rally. They are getting buses together now and Im trying to move some shyt around here at the dungeon (work).
DIMPZ
SHYT WAS JUST TOO FUKN MUCH!! IF U CANT DO SOMETHING DONT HALF
IT!!
WHY INVITE 10 PEOPLE
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a.) to say they “did it”
b.) why not, see a.
c.) because they wanna do a.
yallcrazy says:
CD always “having issues” and ish
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@ Cousin….Guess I was mad, didn’t even know I posted that.
@ Fe, he’s going to hurl chicken and shyt at them, cause his large ass will surely die if he attempts to move to quickly, and he wouldn’t dare try to blow a whistle…
WERE IS YSO…SASSY..MAN… JMO??
@ Namesake – Can I say
ONE MO’ GEN! I would’ve been sooooo fckin’ pissed!
BUT THAT SHYT WAAAAY FUNNY, YO! Yo’azz said “we gon eat!”
I got tears, yo! REAL TEARS!
@Feline, all he’s gotta do is knocked they a** out with all that belly.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
@ Fe, he’s going to hurl chicken and shyt at them, cause his large ass will surely die if he attempts to move to quickly, and he wouldn’t dare try to blow a whistle…
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YALL BUT THEN COMPLAIN WHEN UR BROKE FUKN AZZ SHOULD OF GONE TO FUKN CICIS IN THE FIRST PLACE..
UGH I WANT TO SLAP HIS MAMA WITH AND UNCOOK LOBSTER!! GET A SMALL PLATE..
BISH I EATS!!
@Boot-my friend told me because she is into that whole VIP to get a baller life and she said it was a madhouse at the hotel that was having the after party.
@ Namesake…Why NIkki take two cheddar bisquits on the way out though?!
Feline Feminine says:
Has anyone here used peppermint oil on their scalp? My hairdresser told me to try it on mine and I’m loving the fact that I have a minty flair to my head and my scalp is consistently soothed with a cooling effect!
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If you had said mixed with monistat I would believe you, but since you didn’t I’m spishish of this here…tell me more
Hershey says:
one of the ladies upstairs did some serious Tax time balling and had some fusion hair extensions put in($800 for them to be installed, $300 for the hair)…she needs a terch up, and some color, but can’t afford the $300 maintenance of said lovely locks.
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I truly don’t understand why women can’t be happy with their own hair.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
<<<< Security at Popeye's in NOLA… he looks like he's the surrogate for Octomom
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WHY MUST MY LOCAL FOLKS LOOK LIKE THIS FOR HERSHEY TO PUT THEM ON DISPLAY!!!
Why NIkki take two cheddar bisquits on the way out though?!
Did someone say CiCi’s …
#fatboy
@ Lakes…..Whispering to me…we can share something!
Me…Are you serious?!
Not on duty, NOT ON DUTY!
Nikki is Greedy.com
What is CiCi’s?
-At Nikki’s biscuit heist
-CD being all sadface
-Laker cracking his mama with a lobstertail
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Hey Ryan
@Hershey
Heyyyyy @Yall
MzDimplez1123 says:
What is CiCi’s?
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Pizza Buffet..
@ CD FENTY: In all my years on earth I have never been able to do #2 in a public restroom, or any restroom outside of my home. I simply eat right so I can go every morning, and I don’t have to worry about dropping loads and such during the day.
@WIFIE CICIS IS A PIZZA PLACE U PAY 5.99 AND EAT ALL U CAN
HEY LET NIKKI BE SH!T ATLEAST SHE OFFER TO SHARE
Trayvon Martin’s Last Phone Call, Moments Before Tragic Death, Undermines Account Killer Gave To Police
In a cell phone call moments before his death, Trayvon Martin told a teenage girl he “was being hounded by a strange man on a cellphone who ran after him, cornered him and confronted him.” The girl recounted the call, which is confirmed by phone logs, to ABC News:
“He said this man was watching him, so he put his hoodie on. He said he lost the man,” Martin’s friend said. “I asked Trayvon to run, and he said he was going to walk fast. I told him to run but he said he was not going to run.”
Eventually he would run, said the girl, thinking that he’d managed to escape. But suddenly the strange man was back, cornering Martin.
“Trayvon said, ‘What, are you following me for,’ and the man said, ‘What are you doing here.’ Next thing I hear is somebody pushing, and somebody pushed Trayvon because the head set just fell.
The new information about the phone call casts further doubt on the account George Zimmerman, Martin’s killer, told the police. The Miami Herald reported Zimmerman told the police “he had stepped out of his truck to check the name of the street he was on when Trayvon attacked him from behind as he walked back to his truck.”
Sandra Rose says:
Hershey says:
one of the ladies upstairs did some serious Tax time balling and had some fusion hair extensions put in($800 for them to be installed, $300 for the hair)…she needs a terch up, and some color, but can’t afford the $300 maintenance of said lovely locks.
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I truly don’t understand why women can’t be happy with their own hair
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As little girls, we’re taught through experience that straighter longer hair is prettier. I can remember getting neck and ear burns as a child from the pressing come, then graduating to the relaxer in my teens, taught from my mother, and Ion eben have kanky hair
Now it’s too late I am addicted to creamy crack and the finest of Yaki perm, and Remy hairsss
@ Feline Feminine: good hair dressers always use that peppermint oil and conditioner because it opens the pores and stimulates the hair root.
oooooooooooh im soo fudging hungray now!!
is what this nasty
is telling me!!
Hold up it just donned on me…if she had $130
WTF did you not go to a Buffet to begin WIt!!
$10/Person * 10 People = $100
she could pocket the $30 for some scratch off tickets or trip to the “boat” #WINNING
i’m just saying…the minute my guest list hits 5 i’m thinking buffett… #justsayin
@ Namesake – I would’ve had to run up on the biscuits too! That’s my fav part of the meal! That and then I would’ve straight ordered a lobster and shrimp pasta meal on they azz to go!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Feline Feminine says:
Has anyone here used peppermint oil on their scalp? My hairdresser told me to try it on mine and I’m loving the fact that I have a minty flair to my head and my scalp is consistently soothed with a cooling effect!
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If you had said mixed with monistat I would believe you, but since you didn’t I’m spishish of this here…tell me more
Just go to hell, straight there!
<–hell
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@Dimpz
<—lima beans w/cornbread
OTB
i presume yall figgad out how to warm it up huh?
Lakes
UGH THIS FUKN BASTARD IS STILL NOT IN FUKN JAIL??
BUT IF WE HURT A GAAWD DAM DOG U GET FUKN DRAGGGED!!
I HATE THIS HEARTLESS FUKN PUTO!! AMERICA IS SOOO FUKED UP!!
Candy Cane Whipfinity (peppermint oil) going out this week *check yo mailbox*
Sandra – You know as a nurse that you should be Deficating after each meal. If you eat three meals a day, then you should have three bowel movements each day.
Lurkers – The first bowel movement should take place in the morning when you wake up or soon after you have had breakfast. Typical you should experience the urge for a bowel movement 20-30 minutes after you eat. The other bowel movements should be during the day and just before bedtime.
#carry on
ACE I AGREE… TRYING TO FUKN “DO IT” EPIC FUKN FAIL BOO BOO!!
@Sandra
Yes, I
my hairdresser…she is a true professional and has my hair looking GOOD all the time!
FAYL
WHY I STILL HAVENT ORDER MY DAM
BISH IS SLACKING!! AND I SURE COULD OF USED IT THIS WEEKND.. I TOOK HER BRAIDS DOWN..
@ Fe, hrm…no monistat??? Welp I won’t be using this peppermint oil, I can fan my head if it gets hot, why I wanna walk around smelling Chrismuh in March and my head ain’t hurting from coochie cream being in it? Honey chile boo!
CD FENTY: In all my years on earth I have never been able to do #2 in a public restroom, or any restroom outside of my home. I simply eat right so I can go every morning, and I don’t have to worry about dropping loads and such during the day
Well arent u specah Sandra
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<——————-Doesn't care much for buffets. Especially not when children are around.
@Fayla
have u ever backed into something & thought it was another person but it was yo ass?
no? me neither
@ Dimpz
I told you she thought she was Jeysus.. She was going to turn the water into wine
and turn 2 fish into a meal for 10 people with $130.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Why NIkki take two cheddar bisquits on the way out though?!
SHAIT IM TAKING THESE FOR THE ROAD FUKN WITH THESE FUKAS WE GOING TO SHARE A DAM BREADSTICK…NOT I HO3!!! THEM BISCUITS DO BE GOOD AS FUK THO!!
caligirl says:
Sandra – You know as a nurse that you should be Deficating after each meal. If you eat three meals a day, then you should have three bowel movements each day.
Lurkers – The first bowel movement should take place in the morning when you wake up or soon after you have had breakfast. Typical you should experience the urge for a bowel movement 20-30 minutes after you eat. The other bowel movements should be during the day and just before bedtime.
#carry on
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Candy Cane Whipfinity?!
OH SO U FANCY AND ONLY SH!T IN THE A.M…
WATEV SO ALL U DO IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOM IS POWDER UR NOSE HUH??
IJK AUNTIE
YALL NIKKI MY STEP CHILD DAM IT I SHOWD HER RIGHT!!
@Hershey
@Fayla
As a person who has a somewhat of an extended back with a small bump at the bottom, I know nothing about how that feels…
dckimmie says:
@ Dimpz
I told you she thought she was Jeysus.. She was going to turn the water into wine and turn 2 fish into a meal for 10 people with $130.


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FAY
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Well I see Cali done schooled Auntie
@ Fayla you have Peppermint Whipfinity??? Tell me more
I wanna try it…
FeFe
u luvdid me?
i
u too woman!
not y u luvin me tho?
Auntie i see u droppin knowledge bout the hair & whatnot. u just wear many hats dontcha?
@ Fayla…I had something similar happen at the gym the other day. I was reaching under a rack to grab a weight and bumped my ass on a bench behind me and almost lost balance and fell forward.
Big Buddy….Did you hit your head?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Me…No my ass but, I didn’t realize I was so close to the bench.
Big Buddy….You weren’t that close to it at all
Me..
MzDimplez1123 says:
Big Buddy….Did you hit your head?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Me…No my ass but, I didn’t realize I was so close to the bench.
Big Buddy….You weren’t that close to it at all
Me..
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I don’t know why you were shocke
I would’ve slapped your
like Ronnie from Player’s Club “you betta watch that big ole thang”
Lakes
u betta gone get that baby some Whip so her hair can do whatchu need it to do & whatnot. *fluffs curls*
Dimpz
Girrrrl is smell JUST like a candy cane too! so minty & cool
D!ckinme
hey suga! thx for ur order, it’s going out tomorrow
Fay, lick it!
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Laker, I can dig it
In today’s episodes of as Sandra Rose types. We have learned:
Cheap azz black folk invite people to their party’s and ain’t prepared to pay for the buffett
Peppermint oil is beneficial for your scalp, it gives your head a freshly brushed smell
CD is obsessed with taking a shyt, talking shyt, and dreams about people shytting at work
You should shyt after every meal
Sandra shyts in the mornings cause she eats right
Fayla done whipped up some Peppermint whipfinity which I want some of.
I work with a tax time baller who will be bald headed and have dirty teeth by Friday cause she didn’t prepare for life after her taxes been spent
I’d slather my
with peppermint Whipfinity
*gets ready to place order now*
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Lakes
u betta gone get that baby some Whip so her hair can do whatchu need it to do & whatnot. *fluffs curls*
Dimpz
Girrrrl is smell JUST like a candy cane too! so minty & cool
D!ckinme
hey suga! thx for ur order, it’s going out tomorrow
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Anytime
Now hopefully I can stop fighting with the little one every morning when it’s time to comb her hair and stop spending $22 a week on Ouidad!
Hershey
The tax time ballers are falling off daily now
I shouldn’t laugh but
#iftheyknewbettertheywoulddobetter #notmyfaultagane
yallcrazy says:
Hershey
The tax time ballers are falling off daily now
I shouldn’t laugh but
#iftheyknewbettertheywoulddobetter #notmyfaultagane 
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Yep they broke right about now. You know they filed with the last check stub or the year (didn’t wait for the W-2). So they got refunds Feb. 1st.(unless they filed with Mo’ Money Taxes) I’m so tired of seeing raggedy ass cars with drive-out tags
…
spending $22 a week on Ouidad!
Shut the front door yo!
So, whatcha buying with all the money you’re about to save? #cha-ching
Hey maybe you can buy a
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Laker, if you don’t, you better! OR we’re gonna have to take up an SR collection to get some Whip for lil mama
@ Fayla…I saw an infomercial for Hairfinity last night and they all looked like Decatur flavors. They aint got shyt on the Whip though because theirs is only for hair and everybodys shyt was a mess
If you need us to make a infomercial contact our manager at [email protected] mmkkkay
yallcrazy says:
spending $22 a week on Ouidad!
Shut the front door yo!
So, whatcha buying with all the money you’re about to save? #cha-ching

Hey maybe you can buy a
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I’m going to buy some
and some
I’m so tired of seeing raggedy ass cars with drive-out tags …
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They will soon be parked, and booted
Ok, Imma buy a hooptie
& some more ish ion need
but I don’t save any money for maintenance or ish else
Common sense=Priceless!
@ Kim…..You don’ tneed no damned
@ Cousin….HOw’s your schedule the rest of the week?
Ty says:
@ Fayla…I saw an infomercial for Hairfinity last night and they all looked like Decatur flavors. They aint got shyt on the Whip though because theirs is only for hair and everybodys shyt was a mess
If you need us to make a infomercial contact our manager at Yall@SR . com mmkkkay
Sandra please do a post about the buses transporting people to the rally. Some of the colleges are getting involved too.
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Yes Fay, I am all our Manager yo!
(pimp voice) I make dreams baby
Ty, did you play “our: numbers
yall still in the post cutting up :SMH:
@Cousin
Ummm hmmmmm, Wed/Thur look perfect!
yallcrazy says:
Ty says:
@ Fayla…I saw an infomercial for Hairfinity last night and they all looked like Decatur flavors. They aint got shyt on the Whip though because theirs is only for hair and everybodys shyt was a mess
If you need us to make a infomercial contact our manager at Yall@SR . com mmkkkay
Sandra please do a post about the buses transporting people to the rally. Some of the colleges are getting involved too.
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Yes Fay, I am all our Manager yo! (pimp voice) I make dreams baby
Ty, did you play “our: numbers
but u dont get your full cut cause u didnt give a a power ball
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*spits Pepsi everywhere* @ I make dreams baby
@ cousin…whatever day is best for you.
I finally took my ass to City Hall.
*looks at his calendar*
@ Ace….”HIM”
*peeks under you arm* What we looking for on the calendar?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace….”HIM”
*peeks under you arm* What we looking for on the calendar?
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just thinking this “Plan B” is takin longer than i thought…that is all…
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Kim…..You don’ tneed no damned

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Her titties sitting pretty and she soft as a cushion
If you try to holla she might holla she tooken… (c) Lil Webbie
I see SIS and Cousin
who the hell is SIS and Cousin
cause i dont know what yall talking bout
@ Ace…I see.
@ Kim….
I brought your bag back!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Candy Cane Whipfinity (peppermint oil) going out this week *check yo mailbox*
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Free Sample????
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Kim….
I brought your bag back! 
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I’m sure it smells just like Gucci Guilty
I meant to say Thur/Fri look perfect.
TY
ain’t this some shyt
gimme my money
For real, for real–>lucky number 17 should be the powerball choice, pick another number, and don’t phukc up 
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Creamy, that’s how we like it, we’re keeping an eye on you Girl4
#ikidikid
*scribbles down a gift idea*
@cali
I am still screaming OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!
@ Kim…..It doesn’t quite smell like Gucci but, it’s all Gucci!
#SlangILearnedFromOTB.
@ Ace…YOu Making you a wish list?!
Creamy, that’s how we like it, we’re keeping an eye on you Girl4
#ikidikid
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Whew Lawd
Can I be Girl 6? I like talking about sex
Wish list and Gift List are two different thing beautiful…….
D!ckinme!
GUHL! thats a grip of cash yo! betchu don’t need as much Whipfinity
lemme know tho
who shall we have in the infomercial?
Ms Fash *chuch whisper* before I officially roll a new scent out I send it to Loyal Customers who give honest feedback
dckimmie says:
Can I be Girl 6? I like talking about sex
<–Really says APPROVED
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:yes, you can!
Imma be Girl7, because that's another one of my lucky numbers
Well Fay, we’re all fine as shyt, so maybe errbody
I’m fine, but I like to run ish, so I’mma be the Director too yo
@ Yall noted
Now I just need to keep hope alive
If I hit Im going to get some infused tracks and a bedazzler/glue gun for upkeep
GeminEyez says:
LOL at the comments from Sandra…..
oh the lies we tell…
Quick
question for you ladies…
How Often do you all go to a hairspot to get your hair done? and whats your avg cost?
kinda want to see a comparison to how often us dude get our hair cut and our cost…
Ace says:
Wish list and Gift List are two different thing beautiful…….
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Wish list means these are the gifts we expect to get
<—Wants to be girl 5 or 8. My two favorite #s.
@ Ace…It IS your sister's big day! DUH @ me.
Ty, shoot we can buy you a whole extended Indian family, and we could sell their hair, put Whipfinity on them to re-grow their ish and the rest is history.#headhustler (pimp voice) I sell dreams baby
@ Ace
Hair varies between $150-300 for reg. lenths (depends on if we are going Cherokee or Indian)
Sew in $100-$150
Wash and tighten tracks within 3-4 weeks $60
Redo shortly after
Kelly…
@FAYLA
Ms Fash *chuch whisper* before I officially roll a new scent out I send it to Loyal Customers who give honest feedback
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:WAVES: OKAY DARLING!!!
Ace says:
Quick
question for you ladies…
How Often do you all go to a hairspot to get your hair done? and whats your avg cost?
kinda want to see a comparison to how often us dude get our hair cut and our cost…
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Every Saturday / $45 each time
I’ve cut back though because I don’t like sitting in the shop all day
@Yall … whats my number??
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—Wants to be girl 5 or 8. My two favorite #s.
@ Ace…It IS your sister's big day! DUH @ me.
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crap it is her Bday….. thanks for the reminder
yallcrazy says:
Ty, shoot we can buy you a whole extended Indian family, and we could sell their hair, put Whipfinity on them to re-grow their ish and the rest is history.#headhustler (pimp voice) I sell dreams baby
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5 is still available, and 7 on up is too
Ace, I do my own, and when I go (once yr) for trim, it costs about $75(including the “special” conditioning and “extra” products)
So, what’s it gonna be Jmo?
#decisionsdecisions
@ JMO….777-9311?
@ Cousin…She gotta shoot for 9, I haven’t decided on 5 or 8 yet.
*pulling out the big guns* OK, I have the right to reserve the following numbers:
10,11,15 20, Oh and 13
I need to have the numbers on deck for when folks get mad that they “couldn’t pick their own number”. #bishesitellya
I get my hair cut every week(gots to keep it clean) for about $46/mo…..
*puts Dimpz gift list away and pulls out his sis gift list*
what do you get a 19yr old Columbia University Student…?
Target giftcard
Visa giftcard
Well since the semester is drawing to a close @ACE Hmmm how about putting money on the account for those fall semester books
<—–Cuts hair and edges face up EVERY 2-3 days…. #ImpeccabilityIsAMust!
Phrozen1der says:
Well since the semester is drawing to a close @ACE Hmmm how about putting money on the account for those fall semester books
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She got full ride(4-year)… but i don’t know how that goes for books…
btw How’s your bro and his “wife” doing now?
@ACE Well it’s probably all covered then hmmm… Target/Walmart/BJ’s gift cards…
Phrozen1der says:
<—–Cuts hair and edges face up EVERY 2-3 days…. #ImpeccabilityIsAMust!
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Glad there is someone worse then me I thought i was weird being in the shop every Saturday…. and then seeing those who go every two weeks or every 3 weeks…
@Yall They just had a little boy beginning of December,they are still married but he refers to her as “the idiot” so IDK my BFF JILL
@ Ace…Can’t go wrong with Giftcards.
@ACE I have a co-worker who I judge every time I look at the back of his neck,I’m like son if you don’t go and tape that shyt or something…Who raised him… BEERS?!?!
BEARS*
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*whispers* Jmo probably googled that number & THAT’s how she knows its a song