Do you have the ingredients for the perfect date? Find out if you’ve got smooth moves or if you end up on the flipside of flirty. Go on a virtual date and see if you’ve got what it takes to get that special dessert. You’ll need to use your skills to impress your date and keep them in the prefect mood to make it through each course to get the cookie in the ThinkLikeAMan Virtual Date app. You’ll find out quickly if you think like a man or just act like one.

Click below to download the Think Like A Man Virtual Date app and Let The Games Begin!

The 'Think Like A Man' Virtual Date app enables you to go on a virtual date with either Vanessa or Jayson.

There are 3 rounds of game play and each round requires that you answer a series of trivia questions to impress your date and keep them in the perfect mood to try and get to a second date.

If you get stuck on an answer, then you can always ask Cedric (Kevin Hart) to help you out. He provides helpful and sometimes not so helpful audio hints throughout the game.

Let the mind games begin! Click the images below to download the mobile app for your Android or iOS (iPhone) devices or click HERE.

Watch the movie trailer below

  • Posche

    I don't like Steve Harvey.

  • Mochacashmere

    Posche says:

    I don’t like Steve Harvey.
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I did at one time, but the more I hear about him the less I do too.

  • I Go There

    Im already bad at Words with Friends I dont need another damn app... :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    This App mess is getting Out of control :rolleyes:

  • lilmisscandid

    i havent liked Steve since that Bernie Maac mess he pulled.

  • Mamacita

    I want to see this movie!

    :offtopic: Wiz proposed to Amber.

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    I don't care what Steve Harvey says... I don't ever want to think like a man. Even chicks with d!cks will NEVER be able to think like a man.

    I love being a woman, thinking like one, acting like one, shaped like one.

    But good luck to Steve and his new movie. #teamSupportBlack

  • LaceFace

    what did he pull with Bernie?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    lilmisscandid says:

    i havent liked Steve since that Bernie Maac mess he pulled.
    _____________________

    :stop: What mess was that :huh:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    iscream says:

    I don’t care what Steve Harvey says… I don’t ever want to think like a man. Even chicks with d!cks will NEVER be able to think like a man.

    I love being a woman, thinking like one, acting like one, shaped like one.

    But good luck to Steve and his new movie. #teamSupportBlack
    ___________________
    :cosign:

  • I Go There

    iscream says:

    I don’t care what Steve Harvey says… I don’t ever want to think like a man. Even chicks with d!cks will NEVER be able to think like a man.

    I love being a woman, thinking like one, acting like one, shaped like one.

    But good luck to Steve and his new movie. #teamSupportBlack
    ________________________________________________________

    Icecream

    It was never a such thing... from what I got fromt the book it was alot of game playing and BS. That shiat dont work

  • MissHarlem

    Meh I will go to see the movie. I dont really have nothing else to loose I sit through reality tv so.....

  • I Go There

    Hey Mocha

  • yallcrazy

    Funny. Cute and innovative I guess :coffee:

    Do better Igo! :lol:

    I thought the other kings of comedy showed up at the funeral and paid their respect. Did I miss something?

    :waves: Laface

  • Shuga Honey

    dam. Steve Harvey trying to get alllll the money. i see you playa.

    Kevin Hart is in/on some of everything like Puffy in the 90s.

    it took me 35 years to perfect thinking like me so I aint tryna think like nobody else. I am so-called reading the book tho. my boo said we cant see the movie til I finish it. aint that some shit? nigga gave me homework.

  • KyCakes

    @IGO - That gravi, sir :no:

  • yallcrazy

    I read that book, it was entertainment IMO at least that's why I bought it :shrug:

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: @ Shugga

    Just read the 1st and last page of each chapter. Done! :lol:

  • Ms.Fashion

    UMMMMM NO THANK YOU.......TO THE APP

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    @IGO – That gravi, sir
    ____________________________

    KY

    You dont like it?

  • MissHarlem

    SON :waiting: you didnt say who hmph

    IGO I do believe I said howdy

  • I Go There

    @Yall

    These Heffas in this blog stay beating me in words with Friends... I cant stand them. :lol:

  • lady_cn

    No thanks :nono: I'll pass on the app.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Igo I got to 5th chapter and put that crap down, some of it was common sense, others was BS :no:

  • Mochacashmere

    Hey Igo

  • lilmisscandid

    @jenie

    Bernie said in an Essence mag a couple of years ago, that him and Steve were no no longer friends and that Steve had become jealous of Bernie's rising success after KOC...when Bernie got the part in Oceans 11, Steve went behind his back and tried to convince the producers that he (steve) was a better fit for the role. when Bernie was in the hospital before he died, steve never went to see him and then cried big ol crocodile tears about the loss of his "friend".

  • Bad Influence

    IGO whats gawns on in that gravi...?

    i haven't read the book....dnt want to. I will see the movie tho, because I LIKE movies...fugg his book. I have a man who has a brain therefore HE thinks so.... :shrugs:

  • Shuga Honey

    yallcrazy says:

    @ Shugga

    Just read the 1st and last page of each chapter. Done!
    ___________________

    im mad as hell that steve put a questionnaire in the back of the book. what type of mess is this?? the how to be a playa SATs? :rules:

  • http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

    I don't know about this app :no:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Bunch of b.s. I borrowed the book from someone else, and returned it right back. All I remember doing was sighing and rolling my eyes.

  • Ms.Fashion

    @ I GO THERE

    YOU NEED YOUR ARSE WHOOOOPPPPPPED!!!! :-D

    :blink:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    lilmisscandid says:

    @jenie

    Bernie said in an Essence mag a couple of years ago, that him and Steve were no no longer friends and that Steve had become jealous of Bernie’s rising success after KOC…when Bernie got the part in Oceans 11, Steve went behind his back and tried to convince the producers that he (steve) was a better fit for the role. when Bernie was in the hospital before he died, steve never went to see him and then cried big ol crocodile tears about the loss of his “friend”.
    __________________________

    :coffee: Oh that messed up :no:

  • I Go There

    Harlem

    Hey whats up

  • lilmisscandid

    http://sandrarose.com/2008/08/fan-mail-steve-harvey-is-a-two-faced-liar-pt-2/

    ^^ thats the post Sandra did on somethin a loyal reader sent in in 2008 about their beef. in it, the article that Bernie explained their beef in is cited.

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    @I Go

    I purchased the book as well. IMO I thought it was a book teaching women how to be submissive. There were a few things in there that I agreed with though.

    I loved his theory on sex before dating.

    "If you start a new job and have to wait 90 days to be permanent and get benefits why would you give a blow job faster than it took you to get your job."

    Well he didn't say it in those words. :lol:
    But I agree with that.

    However, I still don't want to think like a man. They aren't the brightest crayons in the box.

  • I Go There

    Bad Influence says:

    IGO whats gawns on in that gravi…?
    _______________________________________

    Lady having a lil fun... Alone

  • Eazy

    Why would I want to think like a man when I think them mu****rs are retarded

  • lilmisscandid

    i tried to attach the link to the post Sandy did about it back in 2008...but its still bein moderated.

  • Ms.Fashion

    Shuga Honey says:

    yallcrazy says:

    @ Shugga

    Just read the 1st and last page of each chapter. Done!
    ___________________

    im mad as hell that steve put a questionnaire in the back of the book. what type of mess is this?? the how to be a playa SATs?

    ___________________________

    YOU KNOW THAT STEVE THINKS HE IS BISHOP TOUPEE....

    ALWAYS TRYING TO PREACH TO SOMEBODY WITH THAT CERTIFICATE HE GOT ONLINE TO BE A ORDAINED MINISTER.

  • MissHarlem

    :mad: wish I could see current gravis :wail:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    This ain'r gone keep me from falling asleep. :no: :yawn:

  • http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

    @iscream :cosign:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    Im already bad at Words with Friends I dont need another damn app… :lol:
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :coffee:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    :coffee: chile please

  • Bad Influence

    @IGO :boobs: i see...

  • lovezoe

    I got nothing on this topic at hand. It is a beautiful day here in VA, over 80 degrees.

  • I Go There

    iscream says:

    @I Go

    I purchased the book as well. IMO I thought it was a book teaching women how to be submissive. There were a few things in there that I agreed with though.

    I loved his theory on sex before dating.

    “If you start a new job and have to wait 90 days to be permanent and get benefits why would you give a blow job faster than it took you to get your job.”

    Well he didn’t say it in those words.
    But I agree with that.

    However, I still don’t want to think like a man. They aren’t the brightest crayons in the box.
    ______________________________________________________

    That was the biggest Piece of croc right there. Think about it... sure people are gonna be on their best behavior during that period. but think about it... How many people you know get the job and be total fk ups. Then in some cases its harder to fire them... cause they got time invested.

  • I Go There

    Ms.Fashion says:

    @ I GO THERE

    YOU NEED YOUR ARSE WHOOOOPPPPPPED!!!!
    ___________________________________________

    :lol:

    Nothing wrong with a lil self love.

  • Ms.Fashion

    IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WOMAN AND YOU THINKING LIKE A MAN THEN THE STRAIGHT MAN IS DATING A MAN INDIRECTLY.......

    WOMEN BE WOMEN.

  • candibfly

    i'm over this day *kicks a guinea pig*

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    Hey Igo
    ____________________________

    How you doing

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    That one chapter on teaching women not to jump instantaneously into bed with someone was the only interesting part.

    The rest was about catering to some man.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    iscream says:

    @I Go

    I purchased the book as well. IMO I thought it was a book teaching women how to be submissive. There were a few things in there that I agreed with though.

    I loved his theory on sex before dating.

    “If you start a new job and have to wait 90 days to be permanent and get benefits why would you give a blow job faster than it took you to get your job.”

    _________________________________________

    :shrugs: but again this is common sense, and if you have to write a book about it to convince women than Houston there is some staight block heads round these parts. Some women are just freaks, skanks what ever u wanna call it. If they need a damn book to instruct them on what to look for in a man :smack:
    Think like a man <------------- that statement alone sounds like some type of game show :no:

  • MissHarlem

    How many people you know get the job and be total fk ups. Then in some cases its harder to fire them… cause they got time invested.

    -----------------------------
    YESSIR

  • I Go There

    @JMO

    I cant stand you right now.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    candibfly says:

    i’m over this day *kicks a guinea pig*
    ______________________________________________________

    Did you drink any of my calming tea I offered in the other post?? :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I already think enough like a man, but none of my thoughts are half as dumb as anything Steve has to say so...thanks but no thanks. :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Ms.Fashion says:

    IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WOMAN AND YOU THINKING LIKE A MAN THEN THE STRAIGHT MAN IS DATING A MAN INDIRECTLY…….

    WOMEN BE WOMEN.
    ____

    :preach:

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    @ I go

    Even before the book I noticed that its hard for people to put up a front for 3 months straight. I'm sure they are out there but you have to be really pressed to front for that long just to get some then act a fool. Most men show their true colors within 30 to 60 days.

    @Jeniefru

    Common sense is not so common. :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MS.FASHION

    I don't consider it really thinking like a man. I consider it thinking like a woman with some damn sense. We all can and do do that. Well, almost all of us. :lol:

  • candibfly

    ion like tea. i could use some calming vodka or something tho

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Going to see the movie, because me spending $9.95 isn't going to make him one of the po folks. Plus it looks like a good movie. Not a Steve Harvey fan, because of how he did Mary Harvey, but hey :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    Who "done it" twin? :karate: <--really just me holding a sock full of nuts& bolts :coffee:

    SON, she has dimplez :)

    Uhh ohhh lonney bin time :yahoo: *kicks It* :lol:

  • lovezoe

    I think if you give up the coochie, slob on a knob with the quickness-FINE, but don't cry when he don't want you. Consider you got the cobwebs cleaned and move on.

  • Ms.Fashion

    YSoSrs says:

    @MS.FASHION

    I don’t consider it really thinking like a man. I consider it thinking like a woman with some damn sense. We all can and do do that. Well, almost all of us.

    ________________

    Whats so crazy to me is that I don't recall any woman have to think like a man in order to keep her man. I thought a woman was created to be a HELP to a man. She should support, console, build up, assist, etc. Help him see when he is blind.

    WE SHOULD UNDERSTAND A MAN NOT THINK LIKE THEM.

  • yallcrazy

    I don’t consider it really thinking like a man. I consider it thinking like a woman with some damn sense.
    :applause:
    I like to call it 'game recognizes game', but I realize that (don't get mad yall) some folks from other cities, can't "recognize" game :ha: #andthataintmyfaulteither

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I don't want to think like no damn man because I don't really like them MOFO's. The day I need to turn to a book by Steve Harvey the current host of Family Feud, I should be single. I can't take someone who is wearing Mr. Ed's teeth and Grace Jones scalp serious.

    I'm a Lady(in my Shenanae voice). I will figure it out on my own.

  • Ms.Fashion

    However you think so shall you be.....

  • http://nwmasssmedia.com So U Fancy Ha? Hehe Only U Think It

    Amen @iscream nothing but another brainwash to help the puzzy stock go into the red its already dropped into the single digits from a 100 fooling with Lil Booise, Neyo and Jamie Foxx.. Messing women head up convincing them its okay to take care of a grown azz able body man cuz u a boss bish! I'll pass on this and I will still be #team no tricking! Grandma always said never reveal how many coins u got in your pocket book so aint no need for me to prove nothing to a man that I'm rolling! #codependant we split these bills if anything!!! Think like a lady, act like a lady they will treat you like a lady.. Hey everybody

  • yallcrazy

    Good point Ms. Fashion!
    I concur Zoe :yes:

  • Mochacashmere

    @I Go There says:

    How you doing

    __________________________________________________________________

    I'm doing very well. How about you?

  • Bad Influence

    candibfly says:

    ion like tea. i could use some calming vodka or something tho

    :dead: share when u get some bew.. *holds cup in anticipation....like a wino on the block*

  • yallcrazy

    I’m a Lady(in my Shenanae voice).
    :rofl:

  • I Go There

    iscream says:

    @ I go

    Even before the book I noticed that its hard for people to put up a front for 3 months straight. I’m sure they are out there but you have to be really pressed to front for that long just to get some then act a fool. Most men show their true colors within 30 to 60 days.
    ____________________________________________________________

    Ice

    I totally get what you saying and waiting is cool... If that what you wanna do I have nothing against it... BUT ill say this... IF I have to wait 90 days to get it. Then is it cool to make you wait 90 days before I pay for dinner? At at the end of this 90 days if the sex isnt fking fantastic...do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS?

    Just lil things Id like to know

  • Shuga Honey

    lol @ calming vodka

    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MS.FASHION

    But that's I how I understand them, by "thinking" like them. And I don't feel it makes me any less of a woman.

    So, I see what you are saying but I don't agree. :shrugs:

  • Bad Influence

    Hey Gyps! :2dance:

  • candibfly

    ion care for steve harvey and that scottie from the whispers mustache. that's why i don't watch family feud like that anymore :no:

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin

    *dabs alittle calming Whipfinity on your nose*
    --------------------------

    Where's OTB? *plucks my own nose* That should do it :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    @I Go There says:

    How you doing

    __________________________________________________________________

    I’m doing very well. How about you?
    ________________________________________

    Im doing good... cant complain
    good to see you around.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Candi :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    All over a mustache :rofl:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    I like to call it ‘game recognizes game’, but I realize that (don’t get mad yall) some folks from other cities, can’t “recognize” game
    _____________________________

    I came back to :cosign: this.

  • Bad Influence

    @IGO did u just try 2 compare buying a meal to a woman letting u inside her lil tunechi? :hahaha:

  • candibfly

    twin why do i picture u spreading whipfinity on crackers? :ashamed:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    see Steve this is the problem, u want us women to think like a man, and then when some straight man start thinking like a woman we look at him sideways, and the woman at home starting acting like a man. PEOPLE STAY IN YOUR LANE, STEVE HAVE A ____/ :rolleyes: Please

  • yallcrazy

    Mmmmm Me want coookie :lol:

  • candibfly

    well it ain't because of his mustache, but it does annoy me. he's not funny to me :no:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I love the name Bad Influence! You are so Pat Benetar.

    :whistle: We are young, heartache to heartache we stand!

    Hey Honz!

  • lovezoe

    Steve Harvey always give the advice of withholding sex, knowing good and well if his wife withheld sex he would be on to the next.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don't want to see what is right in our faces. Ain't no arbitrary rules gonna help that.

    And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.

  • MissHarlem

    SON oh sexy Bambi yea shes cool :yahoo:

    CANDI/BFF *makes you a mojito freshly made muddled the mint leaves myself* this shall do it

  • vero

    i'm back again :yahoo:

  • yallcrazy

    candibfly says:

    twin why do i picture u spreading whipfinity on crackers?
    :nono: Nope, I just lick the backside of my hand after I apply it. It's tasteless.DJM-it's part of Fayla's "market research" and "test marketing" & I'm not dead from it :lol: Now I will put that hundred dollar cheese in a can on some ritz yo :yes: Yummy!

    --------------------
    You said that good Creamy 86 :lol:

  • Bad Influence

    @Gyps

    That is my song! Love is a battle fielddddd *plays air guitar like slash*

  • CookieMonsterZ

    I would think by 90 days you will either like each others' personality or figure out that it won't work and have already moved on. The longest I waited (besides my first) was a month.. and we're still together 7 years later. I may have not cared about waiting before him probably bc subconsciously I didn't see the future in the previous relationships anyways.

  • Bad Influence

    ummm FIANCE, mojitos are my favorite so im assuming u started making one for me and added some xtra 4 Candi, yes?

  • Eazy

    do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS
    ______________________________-
    :rofl:

  • vero

    OMG, my gravi scared the hell out of me :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Who's that in post 93 yall? :shrug: :coffee:

    SON :yes: We go every week #bragging

    Gypsy & Yso, yall remember "Fair Is Fair"? :dead:

  • Ms.Fashion

    YSoSrs says:

    @MS.FASHION

    But that’s I how I understand them, by “thinking” like them. And I don’t feel it makes me any less of a woman.

    So, I see what you are saying but I don’t agree.

    _______________

    No, my sweets, its cool. This is what I am saying.

    Woman was created for a reason. Women think differently from men. Sometimes a woman can see further than a man who mostly sees the surface only. Sometimes they don't see beneath the surface or beyond. Us, being women, help them to see more. By a woman understanding her man she will be able to assist him.

    I don't like how Steve is putting this out there and it has no depthness to it. Its just catchy to him to make money. No woman should think like a man.

    YOU LEARN YOUR MAN, YOU DON'T BECOME HIM.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :lol: @ Yall

  • Bad Influence

    Vero is that Gaga in black face? :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Ahhhh I screw when I wanna :shrug: DON'T DO THIS AT HOME... But hey it worked for me, the "chase" is what counts for me. All my long relationships got the cotton candy in not that long :shrug: :lol:

  • lovezoe

    @Yso I agree. We are blinded as to not see BS right before our eyes. Example: Woman dates a man who wants to know where she is 24/7, always calls her, shows up for no reason. She tells her girlfriends he is so considerate and cares about her safety. Fact of the matter, she is a candidate to be on the side of a milk carton because is a crazy ninja.

  • I Go There

    Bad Influence says:

    @IGO did u just try 2 compare buying a meal to a woman letting u inside her lil tunechi?
    ______________________________________________________

    Nah... Well.. Perhaps

    Really... what Im saying is I that women dont want to give it away for fear of being taken advantage of and looking like a fool... Well cant the same be said for a fella? Of course pockets and coochie isnt the same thing but you have what you wanna hold back and so do I.

  • vero

    :cuss: Yall. don't talk to me.
    his, don't you recognize me? :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    So nobody remembers *does the stance* the Fair is Fair movie and song?

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.

    And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.
    ____________________________________________________

    Thank you....

  • Ms.Fashion

    YSoSrs says:

    I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.

    ________________

    YES!!!! I say this all the time....

  • yallcrazy

    I keep hearing like this buzz, but even that's in unclear English :nana:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    MS. FASHION says:

    YOU LEARN YOUR MAN, YOU DON’T BECOME HIM.
    _____
    THIS. We were saying the same thing just in a different way. :yes:

    Steve Harvey is an idiot. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :no: Billie Jean, where yall been?

  • candibfly

    *breaks a brick in half* :mad:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE of course I made extra and I even brought extra limes to freshly squeeze in case yall drink it all

    SON :mad: <--- really jelly

  • vero

    Yso, yall has been very mean and rude to me lately. could you help a girl out? :coffee:

  • Ms.Fashion

    YSoSrs says:

    MS. FASHION says:

    YOU LEARN YOUR MAN, YOU DON’T BECOME HIM.
    _____
    THIS. We were saying the same thing just in a different way.

    Steve Harvey is an idiot.

    ______________

    I totally agree!!! :)

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    @I Go There says:
    How you doing
    __________________________________________________________________
    I’m doing very well. How about you?
    ________________________________________
    Im doing good… cant complain
    good to see you around.

    ________________________________________________________________________

    Likewise :)

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    You got me on that song. :lol:

  • I Go There

    Eazy says:

    do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS
    ______________________________-

    :rofl:
    _________________________________

    Eazy...

    Im saying though.. if you make a dude wait
    your fk game should be on fking point... you should go all out then. You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Steve Harvey is an idiot.
    _________________________________________________________
    And I'm sure that app is not even supposed to be taken seriously w/ that pic of Kevin Hart right there.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @VERO

    What you need me to do about Yall? :think:

  • Ms.Fashion

    I Go There says:

    Eazy says:

    do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS
    ______________________________-

    _________________________________

    Eazy…

    Im saying though.. if you make a dude wait
    your fk game should be on fking point… you should go all out then. You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.

    ______________________

    See Ladies....Perfect Example!!! See how they think when they wait?????

    Knowledge is Power!!!! :hahaha:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    She got MUHFUGGIN CHURREN!

  • caligirl

    :waves: at Mocha - How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?

  • CookieMonsterZ

    You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.
    ____________________________________________
    But then what if it isn't up to par? Is there a second chance, if she has a really nice personality?

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    @I Go There says:
    How you doing
    __________________________________________________________________
    I’m doing very well. How about you?
    ________________________________________
    Im doing good… cant complain
    good to see you around.

    ________________________________________________________________________

    Likewise
    ________________________________

    Well thank you...

  • Bad Influence

    I Go There says:

    Bad Influence says:

    @IGO did u just try 2 compare buying a meal to a woman letting u inside her lil tunechi?
    ______________________________________________________

    Nah… Well.. Perhaps

    Really… what Im saying is I that women dont want to give it away for fear of being taken advantage of and looking like a fool… Well cant the same be said for a fella? Of course pockets and coochie isnt the same thing but you have what you wanna hold back and so do I.

    indeed....but its not the same type of "holding back"

    i'm with Ho'Boygahhh i bone when i wanna bone...hmph. i'm a grown ass woman dawg, if i wanna give up my tookus after a super hot min thats my biz not steve harveys :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <--- LOGGED BACK IN TO CRACK UP @ CANDI'S GROWTH IN STRENGTH!!! :blink:

    :rofl:

  • Trendsetter

    :offtopic: I just saw this on fb and all I can do is smh

    RichGurl Crystal
    Feeling freaky ready to get pound on nbs

    (and then she posted a pic of three magnums...well at least she practicing safe sex)

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @COOKIE

    It's just a silly game but I really think Mr. Harvey takes all the "advice" he gives hella seriously. I just hope any daughters he has don't. :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    If'n you wanna fuk and I wanna fuk what's the point of waiting? Doesn't make me think any different of you. Makes it seem like some game.

    I exchange dyck for pussy, it's always been the going rate for me. If I wanna buy you something I do it and I don't expect anything from it, I just hope you enjoy it. :shrug:

  • vero

    Yso, surprise me :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    gypsyeyes says:

    She got MUHFUGGIN CHURREN!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl:

  • caligirl

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.

    And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.
    ____________________________________________________

    I don't think people show you who they are right away, they save the crazy shiat until you are brain washed until they believe you are hooked. I thank God for the gift of discrenment. I've been forunate to escape some crazy mofos.

  • CFREE

    Good Afternoon Folks :waves: < steve's wack azz book

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :offtopic: :wtf: is up with Angelina Jolie and her skinny self she look like death . Now she has always been skinny but my GOD :shocked:

  • Eazy

    @IGo O no, I understand what you are saying. Im not investing time when Im not sure this is worth my time.

  • caligirl

    AWESOME says:

    If’n you wanna fuk and I wanna fuk what’s the point of waiting? Doesn’t make me think any different of you. Makes it seem like some game.

    I exchange dyck for pussy, it’s always been the going rate for me. If I wanna buy you something I do it and I don’t expect anything from it, I just hope you enjoy it.
    ________________
    Sounds so romantic.... #carry on

  • I Go There

    You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.
    ____________________________________________
    But then what if it isn’t up to par? Is there a second chance, if she has a really nice personality?
    ____________________________________________

    Shait there shouldnt be... matter fact I think I should get that time back. If ole girl makes me wait some 90 days or so and the puzzay isnt good and she dont know what the hell she doing... Then I should get 90days off her life and added on to mine... Just because I wasted it for that BS she just brought to the Bedroom.

  • Eazy

    I dont believe in 2nd chances :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    @Tatted
    She's always been this strong. You wouldn't like her when she angry.

  • Bad Influence

    @AWESOME :love:

    @Vero, no ion recognize you!

    Cfuh-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :daban:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Awesome those are the most romantic wards I've heard in a long time :violin:

  • MissHarlem

    CFREEEEEEE :hug: heyyyy suga

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @GYPSY

    You stoopid. :hahaha:

    @TREND

    That is Facebook abuse. Why I want to know you finna get pounded? Why your mama or even your grandad want to know that sht either? :no:

  • Bad Influence

    :danban: *

  • Ms.Fashion

    @AWESOME.....

    I COULDN'T READ NOTHING YOU SAID BECAUSE YOUR GRAVI IS DISTRACTING!!!!!

    THAT IS A DESPERATE BISH TO DO THAT!!!! SHE REALLY HAVING SOME DIRTY DCIK...LITERALLY!!! :blink:

  • Eazy

    I don’t think people show you who they are right away, they save the crazy shiat until you are brain washed until they believe you are hooked
    _______________________________
    I dont believe this either, they wait until you are comfortable or vice versa.

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    BUT ill say this… IF I
    have to wait 90 days to get it. Then is it
    cool to make you wait 90 days before I
    pay for dinner?
    ------------------------------------------

    :lol: No. :| because I think like a lady. And a lady should be wined and dined. See men and women think different. We always will.

    Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

  • Bad Influence

    *throws the blue magic @Yso*

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Awesome - Oh okay, I NEVER knew Candi was THIS skrong. I thought it had sumfin' to do w/them dayum pills they recalled! :shocked:

  • I Go There

    caligirl says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.

    And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.
    ____________________________________________________

    I don’t think people show you who they are right away, they save the crazy shiat until you are brain washed until they believe you are hooked. I thank God for the gift of discrenment. I’ve been forunate to escape some crazy mofos.
    _______________________________________________________

    IDK Cali

    Most crazy chics ive came in contact with showed the crazy kinda early...

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    You sissy muhfugga, AIDS having Bytch! Who says that?

    you betta find your contacts :rofl:

  • Eazy

    :rofl: 90 days added on to your life!!! GET OFF OF HERE STAT! :rofl:

  • caligirl

    Eazy says:

    I dont believe in 2nd chances

    ___________
    Neither do I. Dont do Throwbacks :nono: Once I'm done, I'm DONE!

  • Ms.Fashion

    @TATTED

    HEY SUGAR!!!!

  • vero

    :rolleyes:

  • LaceFace

    :kiss: yall

    I was on lunch break

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    @Ms.Fashion
    She just REALLY likes the beach :shrug:

  • Bad Influence

    :dead: @Awesomes gravi

  • yallcrazy

    What song Yso? #serious *watches yew lika hawk* :lol:

    Waaa Waaa Waaa = Vero's whining :rofl:

    SON :hug: #nojelly :lol:

    -------------------
    Twin, I'm ready :nino:

  • caligirl

    @IGO - Yeah the SUPER crazy bishes always show up and show out early. But the under cover crazies wait in hiding. :yes: Ask ummmmmm _________

  • The Makeup Maven

    FASHION :hug: Hey doll!

  • Eazy

    Ms.Fashion says:
    THAT IS A DESPERATE BISH TO DO THAT!!!! SHE REALLY HAVING SOME DIRTY DCIK…LITERALLY
    ________________________________
    I just realized what was happening there, I thought by glimps it was a woman striking that sexy beach pose :smack:

  • caligirl

    LaceFace says:

    yall

    I was on lunch break

    ________
    You on second shift or west coast?

  • The Makeup Maven

    LACE :hug:

  • Ms.Fashion

    AWESOME says:

    @Ms.Fashion
    She just REALLY likes the beach

    _________________

    SHE TO OLD TO BE EATING DIRT!!!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @BADBEW

    OW! What was that for? :wail:

    @YGO

    Youse a fool. :lol:

  • I Go There

    iscream says:

    BUT ill say this… IF I
    have to wait 90 days to get it. Then is it
    cool to make you wait 90 days before I
    pay for dinner?
    ——————————————

    No. because I think like a lady. And a lady should be wined and dined. See men and women think different. We always will.

    Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
    __________________________________________________

    I feel ya and I wouldnt do that but I feel like this: If you wanna have sex then do it if not then dont but dont put a muthafker on some schedule to get it... Cause it seems like a game and a ploy.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Yso, I am curious to read the book now, because I have heard some ppl out there (not SR) are taking it so seriously.

    Igo/Eazy, You're right. I thought about it and I guess I wouldn't give him another chance either after that.

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: Laface. I had a nice lunch *speaks loud enough for SON to hear* :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Just realized Awesome's gravi was getting some throat!! :blink:

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Cali :hug:

  • Eazy

    Ask ummmmmm _________
    ___________________________
    @Eazy :hahaha:

  • LaceFace

    :kiss: tatted

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    But the tranny said MY MMMMAMA GOT CHURREN. He was drunk as fugg!!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    *digs index finger in LACE's dimple* :coffee:

  • I Go There

    caligirl says:

    @IGO – Yeah the SUPER crazy bishes always show up and show out early. But the under cover crazies wait in hiding. Ask ummmmmm _________
    ________________________________________________

    Cali

    Trust Im not blind nor hard of hearing...
    :coffee:

  • Eazy

    But the tranny said MY MMMMAMA GOT CHURREN. He was drunk as fugg
    _______________________
    :hahaha: going watch it again

  • The Makeup Maven

    GYPS - That nicca said "You got churren and I know I'm drunk, but if she walks up on me on mo' time, I'mma beat her azz!"

  • Ms.Fashion

    @ EAZY AND TATTED

    IMMA NEED YALL TO USE YA CAT EYE!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    IJS. I don't want to have to convince/buy you into sex. I want you to want to fuk the shat outta me too.That's just chemistry really. The other way just seems so demeaning to both of us.

  • I Go There

    Eazy says:

    90 days added on to your life!!! GET OFF OF HERE STAT!
    ____________________________________________________

    Think about it... :lol:

    Just think about all them chics that wasted thier time on dude
    what if they could get that back... man it be some mofos croaking off real early round here.

  • Eazy

    I always just glimpse at them @MsFashion because they are out of control :no:

  • CFREE

    @BAD INFLUENCE :danban: << in yo lap :wink:

  • MissHarlem

    :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    Vero wants me to to have words/throw hands with you. What you been doing to her? You know she's sensitive and sht. :waiting:

  • caligirl

    Truly beleive in the 90 day rule! Umm I need to see test results. CONDOMES is not enough. :coffee:

  • vero

    Yso, you let me down :nono:

  • Ms.Fashion

    Eazy says:

    I always just glimpse at them @MsFashion because they are out of control

    ______________

    OH I UNDERSTAND!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    :lol: @ FASHION!

  • caligirl

    @yall - :dance1: I usually save those for Ebesite....

  • Eazy

    I cant wait no dang 90 days, unless Im giving it up elsewhere and thats a flag on the play. 2 partners/1 time :nono:

  • I Go There

    AWESOME says:

    IJS. I don’t want to have to convince/buy you into sex. I want you to want to fuk the shat outta me too.That’s just chemistry really. The other way just seems so demeaning to both of us.
    ____________________________________________

    :clap:

    Well said homie

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    fashion cents-what cat I?

  • caligirl

    A negative STD/HIV test result is sexier than a muthfucka

  • vero

    :shocked: @yso

    I'll show you sensitive :shotsfired:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @AWESOME

    That's how it should be. No games with silly rules; just two people that want each other. Even if it's only for a little while. :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    She's just faking it Yso, trying to get some attention, but Imma give her some :lol:

    :steer: <-- heading to Vero's island

    #sheknowsIloveherlikeaphatkidlovescakeyo :D

    -----------------------------------
    Oh, I didn't see you with the name change and ish :kiss: and tight :hug:

  • Ms.Fashion

    gypsyeyes says:

    fashion cents-what cat I?

    ________________

    NOT WHAT YOU THINKING GYPSY...... :biggrin:

    I AM REFERENCING WHAT MARTIN TOLD GINA IN AN EPISODE.

    :rofl: @ YOU RENAMING ME!!!!

  • CFREE

    HEY HARLEM :hug: my computer at work is running hella slow :crying:

  • caligirl

    I usta be great at gettig rid of ninjas.

    1. When have you been tested.
    2. I date marry

    THAT MADE them run quick. It lets you know what frame of mind a man has.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :yawn: gyat dayum i'm sweepy!!! whatchall tambout tho?

  • yallcrazy

    Uhhh ohhh Now she's going postal :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Eazy says:

    I cant wait no dang 90 days, unless Im giving it up elsewhere and thats a flag on the play. 2 partners/1 time
    ______________________________________________

    I feel ya...

    Its too many variables...
    1. If I wait can I have something on the side
    2. what are you doing while we waiting
    3. Does this mean no penetration...but I can get head
    4. Is phone sex in with that too.

    That too much... People overthink relationships as is

  • LaceFace

    Smiles harder for tatteds index finger :grin:

  • yallcrazy

    Not much Fay, just Vero's being Vero #tisall :lol:

    ---------------------
    *begins drawing chalk lines for nudie hopscotch* :yahoo:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I'm not gonna watch that damn video no more!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ebestie - YOU GIVING AWAY MY :2dance: ??? :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    @Yall :kiss: What would you say that myrr whip smells like?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    CFREE!! :danban:

    @VERO

    You know you don't wanna hurt me. Bring your tender ass over here. :hugs: x 7779311

  • caligirl

    *date to marry

    Ebesite - Just this once.

  • Mochacashmere

    caligirl says:

    at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?

    ___________________________________________________________________
    Hey caligirl! :waves:

    I'm well and you? No, nothing lined up :( *Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee* :whistle:

  • CFREE

    <<<>>> SCRAM

  • The Makeup Maven

    Hmmmmph @ Ebestie! :rolleyes:

  • MissHarlem

    CFREE all good :hug:

  • caligirl

    Phone sex, yeah buddy! My favorite, call me

    on line

    1 800 Tip Drill

    You can tell alot about somone in the phone sex skills :yes: *fans self

  • Eazy

    But I do have rules. Not a 1st nighter, wont do back tracking, no second chances, and I dont put no effort into anything until I know its well worth it

  • vero

    no ! *pouts in corner*

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    caligirl says:

    at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?

    ___________________________________________________________________
    Hey caligirl!

    I’m well and you? No, nothing lined up *Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee*
    ___________________________

    And what trouble is that... :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YALL!! :hug: what Vero been doin guhl??

  • CFREE

    :blink: da fugg happened to my comment?

    :cheer: YSO!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    @YSo
    That's why I don't frequent stripclubs. It's sexier to have a chick dance for ME, not anybody that throws money at her.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :rolf: @ Cfree :hug:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YALL u gotcho pkg already?? :shocked:

    AWESOME :cheer: hey U!

  • caligirl

    @Mocha - It's warming up outside. He's just around the corner.

    Do you volunteer? Find a organziation that you really love, that possible has dinner or black tie events. That a good way to meet men. #helpful

  • yallcrazy

    Myrr Whip? What's that one? The original smells like rainbow sherbert

    :waves: Tatted and the vanilla smells like vanilla, the minty one is the one I call the calming one.

    Am I misreading your question? :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    <---has been in bondage today yo :whip:

  • caligirl

    Ebestie :hug: You are still #1

    Fayla - :smile: Hey bew

  • Eazy

    3. Does this mean no penetration…but I can get head
    _______________________________
    hellz naw! I got a rule on that, if I can get penetration you aint getting nada :nono:

  • LaceFace

    @Caligirl

    IDK about that! I was talking to a man whoes phone sex was sooo boring. I would say, would you like to know what I have on. He'd be like SURE! :nerd: but surprised the mess outta me in bed. I saw cherubs.

  • CFREE

    FAY hay sweet thang :waves: <<< the 90 day rule fugg dat shat :lol:

  • caligirl

    @Fayla - You got a vanilla one :mad:

  • yallcrazy

    I didn't get it yet Fay :no: I previously used some of Dimpz' vanilla :coffee: #notinaclique

    Answers question--look at her in 220, she needs a hug yo :nana:

    --------------
    Was that a hopscotch strategy :rofl:

  • Ms.Fashion

    @FAYLA

    I don't see a vanilla scent option on your site.....

  • CFREE

    @MAVEN just snatched my whole comment, guess Auntie said fk what u tombout :rofl: sup booski :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @VERO

    Nobody puts you in the corner. Not even you. :2dance:

  • caligirl

    No head, before sex. HAIL NO!

    @LaceFace says:

    @Laface - Hmph how was his communication skill overall?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Kingsmen has frankincese & myrrh :shrug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette :lol: :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Fay :hug: (power hug)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    @Yall I was on the website finna cop some more because my gal is almost out and Fayla must've added anot..... There's Fayla now!

    @Fayla, what that Frankenscence smell like?

  • I Go There

    <-------------------------------

    sucks at phone sex

  • caligirl

    Fayla - I'm about to turn into the Incredible HULK :mad:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    @Mocha-read my blog. I'm gonna do a list of places and things to do to meet men folks. Where do you live?

  • yallcrazy

    YSoSrs says:

    @VERO

    Nobody puts you in the corner. Not even you.
    :rofl:
    -----------------------------
    Head don't come till after :shrug: OR if he's really special at the same time :ashamed: :lol:

  • Bad Influence

    :yawn:

  • vero

    :dead: & :ghost:

  • Mochacashmere

    caligirl says:

    @Mocha – It’s warming up outside. He’s just around the corner.
    Do you volunteer? Find a organziation that you really love, that possible has dinner or black tie events. That a good way to meet men. #helpful

    ____________________________________________________________________-__

    So true, it's really warm today here and I went out for lunch and the honey's were out in full effect.

    I really want to volunteer at the food pantry, but I work two jobs, so it's hard work it into my schedule. But that is a good idea. Thanks!

  • LaceFace

    :kiss: fayla

    Caligirl he's very intellecutal. I love a man who can keep me mentally stimulated, but he was a big sports fanatic, so we really didnt have much in common. Outside of the military!

  • yallcrazy

    Awesome, when I get it I will tell you what it make me think of :yes:

    :cantwait:

    ----------
    Do better Igo! (wonders how many times I've told you that :rofl: )

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    <——————————-
    sucks at phone sex
    _______________________________________

    My condolences :coffee:

  • Mochacashmere

    gypsyeyes says:

    @Mocha-read my blog. I’m gonna do a list of places and things to do to meet men folks. Where do you live?
    ______________________________________________________________________-

    I will check it out! I live in DC.

  • CFREE

    :cheer: nude hopscotch :yahoo:

  • Shuga Honey

    my friend was dealing with this dude who initiated the idea of waiting 90 days talkin bout they gone be on a higher level after waiting...blah..blah...blah.

    .....after 90 days he came out the closet.

    SURPRISE!!!

  • LaceFace

    I can say I had another guy who was the bomb at telling me all the nasty things he wanted to do to me, but he could back it up as well. :shrug: depends on the man or woman for that matter

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    CFREE :kiss: hey babycakes!

    Ms. Fashion!! :hug: i havent made vanilla available just yet as the fragance is quite expensive. :ashamed: Cali got a special edition. it's coming soon tho. :yes:

    HEYYY all my loves!! sorry i'm being rude, i am SOOO sneak posting! :steer:

  • yallcrazy

    You need lessons Igo. I'm sure one of the ladies will school you yo :coffee: #helpful

  • CFREE

    @IGO u should practice a little more but i like when the call ends with "im on the way" :coffee:

  • LaceFace

    after 90 days he came out the closet.
    _______________________________

    :dead: :hahaha:

  • yallcrazy

    Igo 259 was a question.

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    <——————————-
    sucks at phone sex
    _______________________________________

    My condolences
    ____________________________

    Just because Im not good at phone sex

    still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.

    :coffee:

  • CFREE

    Shuga Honey says:

    my friend was dealing with this dude who initiated the idea of waiting 90 days talkin bout they gone be on a higher level after waiting…blah..blah…blah.

    …..after 90 days he came out the closet.

    SURPRISE!!!
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :huh: :wtf:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    caligirl says:

    Fayla – I’m about to turn into the Incredible HULK

    ____________
    :no: dont do it! y bew??

    Awesome :think: it smells clean & has a masculine scent :shrug: hard to describe.

    Lace!!! :hug: hey sug!

    HIS E. Pooh! :2dance: what it do??

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    caligirl says:
    at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Hey caligirl!
    I’m well and you? No, nothing lined up *Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee*
    ___________________________
    And what trouble is that…

    _________________________________________________________________________

    Non-coitus-itis :wail:

  • MissHarlem

    FAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAA :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    <---Never tried phone sex. I feel I would be hella awkward at it.

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    You need lessons Igo. I’m sure one of the ladies will school you yo #helpful
    _________________________________

    I dont know if I need lessons per se... but letting a lady know what I want to do to her is kind of a Given with me. I can tell a woman freaky shait over the phone all day... it just doesnt do anything for me.

  • yallcrazy

    Cfree, I left you a msg in the MJ post last night :lol: they tried to take over our hopscotch yo :rofl:

    ------------------
    So, nobody remember's Billie Jean Fair is Fair huh? I cannot think of the name of that movie :smack:

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    caligirl says:
    at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Hey caligirl!
    I’m well and you? No, nothing lined up *Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee*
    ___________________________
    And what trouble is that…

    _________________________________________________________________________

    Non-coitus-itis
    ____________________

    thats Terrible... Im a cunning liquist myself

    :coffee:

  • Bad Influence

    Faylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

    so i heard u was gonna send me a sample of whipfinnity (sp?) thx bew :yahoo: !

  • yallcrazy

    <--doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex :ashamed: #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text :rofl:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I have to tell yall of this tomfoolery going on in this house. Lea(6) is hold the camcorder while Kelsea(17) dons powder on her hands so that she can call Avery(4) in so she could slap powder on her face. Somebody help me! I need a vacation. These buzzards all have powder on their face.

    :ghost:

  • yallcrazy

    Ho'boygurrh, what scent are you thinking about? #serious

    They are just like body butters IMO

  • MissHarlem

    Havent had phone sex since the 90's but its like riding a bike :coffee:

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    <–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
    _____________________________________________________

    Now I can do that shait with the best of them... :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @GYPSY

    You can come stay with me. Pack a bag right now. :hugs:

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    <——————————-
    sucks at phone sex
    _______________________________________
    My condolences
    ____________________________
    Just because Im not good at phone sex
    still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.
    __________________________________________________________________

    :think: I find that hard to believe.

  • yallcrazy

    :pray: for Gypsy

    I couldn't imagine! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    I Go There says:

    yallcrazy says:

    I want you to put your __ on my ___ and then in my ___

    It's been a wrap :rofl:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    No take backsies@YSO

  • yallcrazy

    What the hell happened to the rest of my post :cuss:

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    <——————————-
    sucks at phone sex
    _______________________________________
    My condolences
    ____________________________
    Just because Im not good at phone sex
    still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.
    __________________________________________________________________

    I find that hard to believe.
    _________________________________________________________

    Okay.... I see you still have no idea

    :coffee:

  • vero

    :rofl: @Gypsy

  • yallcrazy

    I Go There says:

    yallcrazy says:

    <–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
    _____________________________________________________

    Now I can do that shait with the best of them…
    -----------------

    & Ever since Brown put me up on this....I want you to put your __ on my ___ and then in my ___

    It’s been a wrap

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :karate: finna whup my asst's AZZ!! :mad:
    bish keep askin me questions like i'm about this work life & chit :rollseyes:

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    yallcrazy says:
    <–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
    _____________________________________________________
    Now I can do that shait with the best of them…
    ________________________________________________________________

    :heart: sexting You can go back and reread the messages anytime you want.

  • vero

    :ha: @Yall

  • yallcrazy

    SON, find out 275 so that Fay can get her one she likes yo :coffee: #notinaclique

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @GYPSY

    I won't take it back. As long as you don't try and sneak out in the middle of the night after more than two days with Things 1 & 2. :lol:

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    I Go There says:

    yallcrazy says:

    I want you to put your __ on my ___ and then in my ___

    It’s been a wrap
    ____________________________________

    Yep that shait works on every level.

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    yallcrazy says:
    <–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
    _____________________________________________________
    Now I can do that shait with the best of them…
    ________________________________________________________________

    sexting You can go back and reread the messages anytime you want.
    __________________________________________________________

    Yep thats the good part.

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    Mochacashmere says:
    I Go There says:
    <——————————-
    sucks at phone sex
    _______________________________________
    My condolences
    ____________________________
    Just because Im not good at phone sex
    still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.
    __________________________________________________________________
    I find that hard to believe.
    _________________________________________________________
    Okay…. I see you still have no idea
    ____________________________________________________

    Care to explain? * gets notebook and #2 pencil*

  • yallcrazy

    Fay, We know you about THAT LIFE, fukc that ho :hahaha:

    ---------------------------
    Vero, are better now? Have your tears dried up? :lol:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    but for real Wiz looks like the Geico Gecko and Amber looks like the Aflec Duck.

  • vero

    NO I'm still mad at you

  • yallcrazy

    Yso & Gypsy

    ALL I KNOW IS yall better not do shatt that makes the news, WE DO NOT have time to be getting deposed and ish :rofl:

    #YOUdothecrimeYOUdothetime :coffee:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I'm so confused with the posts!

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    HIS :blink: guhl who tole u that?? :D

    HARLEM :hug: hey purtiness!

    IGo wtf u be gettin yo gravi's yo?

    YSO :hug: hey bewzilla. sound like ur feelin better yes?

  • yallcrazy

    *pouty girl face* Well too bad :coffee:

    :hug: (w/a pinch) :lol:

    Even if you're mad, don't look it ok, ION want you getting wrinkles and ish...

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:

    I find that hard to believe.
    _________________________________________________________
    Okay…. I see you still have no idea
    ____________________________________________________

    Care to explain? * gets notebook and #2 pencil*
    __________________________________________________

    Why do that and spoil all the fun for you...
    besides its better this way.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    VERO!! :cheer: sup my beauty?

  • I Go There

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    HIS guhl who tole u that??

    HARLEM hey purtiness!

    IGo wtf u be gettin yo gravi’s yo?

    YSO hey bewzilla. sound like ur feelin better yes?
    ______________________________________________________

    Fay its just pics I come across...
    Im going for a more art feel now. :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @FAYLA

    I am. Even though my neighbor tried to get me to put cayenne pepper in my chicken soup to burn the cold out. :no:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Oooh...What way? :popcorn:

    #Nosy

  • yallcrazy

    :popcorn:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    Oooh…What way?
    _________________________

    Better that I dont say anything.

    Reason # 5
    Why we play Chess as is.

  • Mochacashmere

    @I Go There says:

    Why do that and spoil all the fun for you…
    besides its better this way.
    _________________________________________________________
    Spoiling the fun in what sir?

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:
    __________________________________________________
    Why do that and spoil all the fun for you…
    besides its better this way.

    ____________________________________________________

    You say the Mr.Lova Dujour, prove yo self! lol

    *draws line in the sand* Chaaaluuunge! :duel:

  • Daisy

    I don't not have a representative what u see is what u get...could be why I'm still single :lol:

    I am not good at phone sex either

    I believe in waiting until u have sex but I know its not the popular opinion but I don't knock anybody else. If you like it I love!

    I am going to see this movie. Steve and Bernie did indeed make up before he passed.

  • SINcereDom22

    First off, they spelled the word "definately" wrong; it's definitely! Secondly, I don't have to think like a man to justify a man's cheating, and misogynistic ways. I can't believe you're endorsing this, Sandra. You stay selling out to our LGBT community...