Download the ‘Think Like A Man’ Virtual Date App
Do you have the ingredients for the perfect date? Find out if you’ve got smooth moves or if you end up on the flipside of flirty. Go on a virtual date and see if you’ve got what it takes to get that special dessert. You’ll need to use your skills to impress your date and keep them in the prefect mood to make it through each course to get the cookie in the ThinkLikeAMan Virtual Date app. You’ll find out quickly if you think like a man or just act like one.
Click below to download the Think Like A Man Virtual Date app and Let The Games Begin!
The ‘Think Like A Man’ Virtual Date app enables you to go on a virtual date with either Vanessa or Jayson.
There are 3 rounds of game play and each round requires that you answer a series of trivia questions to impress your date and keep them in the perfect mood to try and get to a second date.
If you get stuck on an answer, then you can always ask Cedric (Kevin Hart) to help you out. He provides helpful and sometimes not so helpful audio hints throughout the game.
Let the mind games begin! Click the images below to download the mobile app for your Android or iOS (iPhone) devices or click HERE.
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I don’t like Steve Harvey.
Posche says:
I don’t like Steve Harvey.
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I did at one time, but the more I hear about him the less I do too.
Im already bad at Words with Friends I dont need another damn app…
This App mess is getting Out of control
i havent liked Steve since that Bernie Maac mess he pulled.
I want to see this movie!
I don’t care what Steve Harvey says… I don’t ever want to think like a man. Even chicks with d!cks will NEVER be able to think like a man.
I love being a woman, thinking like one, acting like one, shaped like one.
But good luck to Steve and his new movie. #teamSupportBlack
what did he pull with Bernie?
lilmisscandid says:
i havent liked Steve since that Bernie Maac mess he pulled.
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iscream says:
I don’t care what Steve Harvey says… I don’t ever want to think like a man. Even chicks with d!cks will NEVER be able to think like a man.
I love being a woman, thinking like one, acting like one, shaped like one.
But good luck to Steve and his new movie. #teamSupportBlack
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iscream says:
I don’t care what Steve Harvey says… I don’t ever want to think like a man. Even chicks with d!cks will NEVER be able to think like a man.
I love being a woman, thinking like one, acting like one, shaped like one.
But good luck to Steve and his new movie. #teamSupportBlack
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Icecream
It was never a such thing… from what I got fromt the book it was alot of game playing and BS. That shiat dont work
Meh I will go to see the movie. I dont really have nothing else to loose I sit through reality tv so…..
Hey Mocha
Funny. Cute and innovative I guess
Do better Igo!
I thought the other kings of comedy showed up at the funeral and paid their respect. Did I miss something?
dam. Steve Harvey trying to get alllll the money. i see you playa.
Kevin Hart is in/on some of everything like Puffy in the 90s.
it took me 35 years to perfect thinking like me so I aint tryna think like nobody else. I am so-called reading the book tho. my boo said we cant see the movie til I finish it. aint that some ****? nigga gave me homework.
@IGO – That gravi, sir
I read that book, it was entertainment IMO at least that’s why I bought it
Just read the 1st and last page of each chapter. Done!
UMMMMM NO THANK YOU…….TO THE APP
KyCakes says:
@IGO – That gravi, sir
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KY
You dont like it?
SON
you didnt say who hmph
IGO I do believe I said howdy
@Yall
These Heffas in this blog stay beating me in words with Friends… I cant stand them.
No thanks
I’ll pass on the app.
Igo I got to 5th chapter and put that crap down, some of it was common sense, others was BS
Hey Igo
@jenie
Bernie said in an Essence mag a couple of years ago, that him and Steve were no no longer friends and that Steve had become jealous of Bernie’s rising success after KOC…when Bernie got the part in Oceans 11, Steve went behind his back and tried to convince the producers that he (steve) was a better fit for the role. when Bernie was in the hospital before he died, steve never went to see him and then cried big ol crocodile tears about the loss of his “friend”.
IGO whats gawns on in that gravi…?
i haven’t read the book….dnt want to. I will see the movie tho, because I LIKE movies…fugg his book. I have a man who has a brain therefore HE thinks so….
yallcrazy says:
@ Shugga
Just read the 1st and last page of each chapter. Done!
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im mad as hell that steve put a questionnaire in the back of the book. what type of mess is this?? the how to be a playa SATs?
I don’t know about this app
Bunch of b.s. I borrowed the book from someone else, and returned it right back. All I remember doing was sighing and rolling my eyes.
@ I GO THERE
YOU NEED YOUR ARSE WHOOOOPPPPPPED!!!!
lilmisscandid says:
@jenie
Bernie said in an Essence mag a couple of years ago, that him and Steve were no no longer friends and that Steve had become jealous of Bernie’s rising success after KOC…when Bernie got the part in Oceans 11, Steve went behind his back and tried to convince the producers that he (steve) was a better fit for the role. when Bernie was in the hospital before he died, steve never went to see him and then cried big ol crocodile tears about the loss of his “friend”.
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Harlem
Hey whats up
http://sandrarose.com/2008/08/fan-mail-steve-harvey-is-a-two-faced-liar-pt-2/
^^ thats the post Sandra did on somethin a loyal reader sent in in 2008 about their beef. in it, the article that Bernie explained their beef in is cited.
@I Go
I purchased the book as well. IMO I thought it was a book teaching women how to be submissive. There were a few things in there that I agreed with though.
I loved his theory on sex before dating.
“If you start a new job and have to wait 90 days to be permanent and get benefits why would you give a blow job faster than it took you to get your job.”
Well he didn’t say it in those words.
But I agree with that.
However, I still don’t want to think like a man. They aren’t the brightest crayons in the box.
Bad Influence says:
IGO whats gawns on in that gravi…?
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Lady having a lil fun… Alone
Why would I want to think like a man when I think them mu****rs are retarded
i tried to attach the link to the post Sandy did about it back in 2008…but its still bein moderated.
Shuga Honey says:
yallcrazy says:
@ Shugga
Just read the 1st and last page of each chapter. Done!
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im mad as hell that steve put a questionnaire in the back of the book. what type of mess is this?? the how to be a playa SATs?
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YOU KNOW THAT STEVE THINKS HE IS BISHOP TOUPEE….
ALWAYS TRYING TO PREACH TO SOMEBODY WITH THAT CERTIFICATE HE GOT ONLINE TO BE A ORDAINED MINISTER.
This ain’r gone keep me from falling asleep.
@iscream
I Go There says:
Im already bad at Words with Friends I dont need another damn app…
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@IGO
i see…
I got nothing on this topic at hand. It is a beautiful day here in VA, over 80 degrees.
iscream says:
@I Go
I purchased the book as well. IMO I thought it was a book teaching women how to be submissive. There were a few things in there that I agreed with though.
I loved his theory on sex before dating.
“If you start a new job and have to wait 90 days to be permanent and get benefits why would you give a blow job faster than it took you to get your job.”
Well he didn’t say it in those words.
But I agree with that.
However, I still don’t want to think like a man. They aren’t the brightest crayons in the box.
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That was the biggest Piece of croc right there. Think about it… sure people are gonna be on their best behavior during that period. but think about it… How many people you know get the job and be total fk ups. Then in some cases its harder to fire them… cause they got time invested.
Ms.Fashion says:
@ I GO THERE
YOU NEED YOUR ARSE WHOOOOPPPPPPED!!!!
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Nothing wrong with a lil self love.
IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WOMAN AND YOU THINKING LIKE A MAN THEN THE STRAIGHT MAN IS DATING A MAN INDIRECTLY…….
WOMEN BE WOMEN.
i’m over this day *kicks a guinea pig*
Mochacashmere says:
Hey Igo
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How you doing
That one chapter on teaching women not to jump instantaneously into bed with someone was the only interesting part.
The rest was about catering to some man.
iscream says:
@I Go
I purchased the book as well. IMO I thought it was a book teaching women how to be submissive. There were a few things in there that I agreed with though.
I loved his theory on sex before dating.
“If you start a new job and have to wait 90 days to be permanent and get benefits why would you give a blow job faster than it took you to get your job.”
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Think like a man <————- that statement alone sounds like some type of game show
How many people you know get the job and be total fk ups. Then in some cases its harder to fire them… cause they got time invested.
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YESSIR
@JMO
I cant stand you right now.
candibfly says:
i’m over this day *kicks a guinea pig*
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Did you drink any of my calming tea I offered in the other post??
I already think enough like a man, but none of my thoughts are half as dumb as anything Steve has to say so…thanks but no thanks.
Ms.Fashion says:
IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WOMAN AND YOU THINKING LIKE A MAN THEN THE STRAIGHT MAN IS DATING A MAN INDIRECTLY…….
WOMEN BE WOMEN.
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@ I go
Even before the book I noticed that its hard for people to put up a front for 3 months straight. I’m sure they are out there but you have to be really pressed to front for that long just to get some then act a fool. Most men show their true colors within 30 to 60 days.
@Jeniefru
Common sense is not so common.
@MS.FASHION
I don’t consider it really thinking like a man. I consider it thinking like a woman with some damn sense. We all can and do do that. Well, almost all of us.
ion like tea. i could use some calming vodka or something tho
Going to see the movie, because me spending $9.95 isn’t going to make him one of the po folks. Plus it looks like a good movie. Not a Steve Harvey fan, because of how he did Mary Harvey, but hey
Who “done it” twin?
<–really just me holding a sock full of nuts& bolts 
SON, she has dimplez
Uhh ohhh lonney bin time
*kicks It* 
I think if you give up the coochie, slob on a knob with the quickness-FINE, but don’t cry when he don’t want you. Consider you got the cobwebs cleaned and move on.
YSoSrs says:
@MS.FASHION
I don’t consider it really thinking like a man. I consider it thinking like a woman with some damn sense. We all can and do do that. Well, almost all of us.
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Whats so crazy to me is that I don’t recall any woman have to think like a man in order to keep her man. I thought a woman was created to be a HELP to a man. She should support, console, build up, assist, etc. Help him see when he is blind.
WE SHOULD UNDERSTAND A MAN NOT THINK LIKE THEM.
I don’t consider it really thinking like a man. I consider it thinking like a woman with some damn sense.
#andthataintmyfaulteither
I like to call it ‘game recognizes game’, but I realize that (don’t get mad yall) some folks from other cities, can’t “recognize” game
I don’t want to think like no damn man because I don’t really like them MOFO’s. The day I need to turn to a book by Steve Harvey the current host of Family Feud, I should be single. I can’t take someone who is wearing Mr. Ed’s teeth and Grace Jones scalp serious.
I’m a Lady(in my Shenanae voice). I will figure it out on my own.
However you think so shall you be…..
Amen @iscream nothing but another brainwash to help the puzzy stock go into the red its already dropped into the single digits from a 100 fooling with Lil Booise, Neyo and Jamie Foxx.. Messing women head up convincing them its okay to take care of a grown azz able body man cuz u a boss bish! I’ll pass on this and I will still be #team no tricking! Grandma always said never reveal how many coins u got in your pocket book so aint no need for me to prove nothing to a man that I’m rolling! #codependant we split these bills if anything!!! Think like a lady, act like a lady they will treat you like a lady.. Hey everybody
Good point Ms. Fashion!
I concur Zoe
@I Go There says:
How you doing
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I’m doing very well. How about you?
candibfly says:
ion like tea. i could use some calming vodka or something tho
I’m a Lady(in my Shenanae voice).
iscream says:
@ I go
Even before the book I noticed that its hard for people to put up a front for 3 months straight. I’m sure they are out there but you have to be really pressed to front for that long just to get some then act a fool. Most men show their true colors within 30 to 60 days.
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Ice
I totally get what you saying and waiting is cool… If that what you wanna do I have nothing against it… BUT ill say this… IF I have to wait 90 days to get it. Then is it cool to make you wait 90 days before I pay for dinner? At at the end of this 90 days if the sex isnt fking fantastic…do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS?
Just lil things Id like to know
lol @ calming vodka
@MS.FASHION
But that’s I how I understand them, by “thinking” like them. And I don’t feel it makes me any less of a woman.
So, I see what you are saying but I don’t agree.
Hey Gyps!
ion care for steve harvey and that scottie from the whispers mustache. that’s why i don’t watch family feud like that anymore
@Twin
*dabs alittle calming Whipfinity on your nose*
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Where’s OTB? *plucks my own nose* That should do it
Mochacashmere says:
@I Go There says:
How you doing
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I’m doing very well. How about you?
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Im doing good… cant complain
good to see you around.
Candi
All over a mustache
I like to call it ‘game recognizes game’, but I realize that (don’t get mad yall) some folks from other cities, can’t “recognize” game
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I came back to
this.
@IGO did u just try 2 compare buying a meal to a woman letting u inside her lil tunechi?
twin why do i picture u spreading whipfinity on crackers?
see Steve this is the problem, u want us women to think like a man, and then when some straight man start thinking like a woman we look at him sideways, and the woman at home starting acting like a man. PEOPLE STAY IN YOUR LANE, STEVE HAVE A ____/
Please
Mmmmm Me want coookie
well it ain’t because of his mustache, but it does annoy me. he’s not funny to me
I love the name Bad Influence! You are so Pat Benetar.
Hey Honz!
Steve Harvey always give the advice of withholding sex, knowing good and well if his wife withheld sex he would be on to the next.
I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.
And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.
SON oh sexy Bambi yea shes cool
CANDI/BFF *makes you a mojito freshly made muddled the mint leaves myself* this shall do it
i’m back again
candibfly says:
twin why do i picture u spreading whipfinity on crackers?
Nope, I just lick the backside of my hand after I apply it. It’s tasteless.DJM-it’s part of Fayla’s “market research” and “test marketing” & I’m not dead from it 
Now I will put that hundred dollar cheese in a can on some ritz yo 
Yummy!
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You said that good Creamy 86
@Gyps
That is my song! Love is a battle fielddddd *plays air guitar like slash*
I would think by 90 days you will either like each others’ personality or figure out that it won’t work and have already moved on. The longest I waited (besides my first) was a month.. and we’re still together 7 years later. I may have not cared about waiting before him probably bc subconsciously I didn’t see the future in the previous relationships anyways.
ummm FIANCE, mojitos are my favorite so im assuming u started making one for me and added some xtra 4 Candi, yes?
do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS
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OMG, my gravi scared the hell out of me
Who’s that in post 93 yall?
SON
We go every week #bragging
Gypsy & Yso, yall remember “Fair Is Fair”?
YSoSrs says:
@MS.FASHION
But that’s I how I understand them, by “thinking” like them. And I don’t feel it makes me any less of a woman.
So, I see what you are saying but I don’t agree.
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No, my sweets, its cool. This is what I am saying.
Woman was created for a reason. Women think differently from men. Sometimes a woman can see further than a man who mostly sees the surface only. Sometimes they don’t see beneath the surface or beyond. Us, being women, help them to see more. By a woman understanding her man she will be able to assist him.
I don’t like how Steve is putting this out there and it has no depthness to it. Its just catchy to him to make money. No woman should think like a man.
YOU LEARN YOUR MAN, YOU DON’T BECOME HIM.
Vero is that Gaga in black face?
Ahhhh I screw when I wanna
DON’T DO THIS AT HOME… But hey it worked for me, the “chase” is what counts for me. All my long relationships got the cotton candy in not that long 
@Yso I agree. We are blinded as to not see BS right before our eyes. Example: Woman dates a man who wants to know where she is 24/7, always calls her, shows up for no reason. She tells her girlfriends he is so considerate and cares about her safety. Fact of the matter, she is a candidate to be on the side of a milk carton because is a crazy ninja.
Bad Influence says:
@IGO did u just try 2 compare buying a meal to a woman letting u inside her lil tunechi?
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Nah… Well.. Perhaps
Really… what Im saying is I that women dont want to give it away for fear of being taken advantage of and looking like a fool… Well cant the same be said for a fella? Of course pockets and coochie isnt the same thing but you have what you wanna hold back and so do I.
his, don’t you recognize me?
So nobody remembers *does the stance* the Fair is Fair movie and song?
YSoSrs says:
I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.
And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.
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Thank you….
YSoSrs says:
I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.
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YES!!!! I say this all the time….
I keep hearing like this buzz, but even that’s in unclear English
MS. FASHION says:
YOU LEARN YOUR MAN, YOU DON’T BECOME HIM.
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THIS. We were saying the same thing just in a different way.
Steve Harvey is an idiot.
*breaks a brick in half*
FIANCE of course I made extra and I even brought extra limes to freshly squeeze in case yall drink it all
SON
<— really jelly
Yso, yall has been very mean and rude to me lately. could you help a girl out?
YSoSrs says:
MS. FASHION says:
YOU LEARN YOUR MAN, YOU DON’T BECOME HIM.
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THIS. We were saying the same thing just in a different way.
Steve Harvey is an idiot.
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I totally agree!!!
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
@I Go There says:
How you doing
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I’m doing very well. How about you?
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Im doing good… cant complain
good to see you around.
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Likewise
@YALL
You got me on that song.
Eazy says:
do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS
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Eazy…
Im saying though.. if you make a dude wait
your fk game should be on fking point… you should go all out then. You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.
Steve Harvey is an idiot.
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And I’m sure that app is not even supposed to be taken seriously w/ that pic of Kevin Hart right there.
What you need me to do about Yall?
I Go There says:
Eazy says:
do I reserve the right to write you a long worded letter on how fked up it was that you made me wait 90 days for some BS
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Eazy…
Im saying though.. if you make a dude wait
your fk game should be on fking point… you should go all out then. You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.
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See Ladies….Perfect Example!!! See how they think when they wait?????
Knowledge is Power!!!!
She got MUHFUGGIN CHURREN!
You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.
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But then what if it isn’t up to par? Is there a second chance, if she has a really nice personality?
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
@I Go There says:
How you doing
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I’m doing very well. How about you?
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Im doing good… cant complain
good to see you around.
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Likewise
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Well thank you…
I Go There says:
Bad Influence says:
@IGO did u just try 2 compare buying a meal to a woman letting u inside her lil tunechi?
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Nah… Well.. Perhaps
Really… what Im saying is I that women dont want to give it away for fear of being taken advantage of and looking like a fool… Well cant the same be said for a fella? Of course pockets and coochie isnt the same thing but you have what you wanna hold back and so do I.
indeed….but its not the same type of “holding back”
i’m with Ho’Boygahhh i bone when i wanna bone…hmph. i’m a grown ass woman dawg, if i wanna give up my tookus after a super hot min thats my biz not steve harveys
<— LOGGED BACK IN TO CRACK UP @ CANDI'S GROWTH IN STRENGTH!!!
RichGurl Crystal
Feeling freaky ready to get pound on nbs
(and then she posted a pic of three magnums…well at least she practicing safe sex)
@COOKIE
It’s just a silly game but I really think Mr. Harvey takes all the “advice” he gives hella seriously. I just hope any daughters he has don’t.
If’n you wanna fuk and I wanna fuk what’s the point of waiting? Doesn’t make me think any different of you. Makes it seem like some game.
I exchange dyck for pussy, it’s always been the going rate for me. If I wanna buy you something I do it and I don’t expect anything from it, I just hope you enjoy it.
Yso, surprise me
gypsyeyes says:
She got MUHFUGGIN CHURREN!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I Go There says:
YSoSrs says:
I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.
And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.
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I don’t think people show you who they are right away, they save the crazy shiat until you are brain washed until they believe you are hooked. I thank God for the gift of discrenment. I’ve been forunate to escape some crazy mofos.
Good Afternoon Folks
< steve's wack azz book
@IGo O no, I understand what you are saying. Im not investing time when Im not sure this is worth my time.
AWESOME says:
If’n you wanna fuk and I wanna fuk what’s the point of waiting? Doesn’t make me think any different of you. Makes it seem like some game.
I exchange dyck for pussy, it’s always been the going rate for me. If I wanna buy you something I do it and I don’t expect anything from it, I just hope you enjoy it.
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Sounds so romantic…. #carry on
You made him wait all that time he shouldnt be able to speak in correct sentenses after.
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But then what if it isn’t up to par? Is there a second chance, if she has a really nice personality?
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Shait there shouldnt be… matter fact I think I should get that time back. If ole girl makes me wait some 90 days or so and the puzzay isnt good and she dont know what the hell she doing… Then I should get 90days off her life and added on to mine… Just because I wasted it for that BS she just brought to the Bedroom.
I dont believe in 2nd chances
@Tatted
She’s always been this strong. You wouldn’t like her when she angry.
@AWESOME
@Vero, no ion recognize you!
Cfuh-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :daban:
Awesome those are the most romantic wards I’ve heard in a long time
CFREEEEEEE
heyyyy suga
@GYPSY
You stoopid.
@TREND
That is Facebook abuse. Why I want to know you finna get pounded? Why your mama or even your grandad want to know that sht either?
@AWESOME…..
I COULDN’T READ NOTHING YOU SAID BECAUSE YOUR GRAVI IS DISTRACTING!!!!!
THAT IS A DESPERATE BISH TO DO THAT!!!! SHE REALLY HAVING SOME DIRTY DCIK…LITERALLY!!!
I don’t think people show you who they are right away, they save the crazy shiat until you are brain washed until they believe you are hooked
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I dont believe this either, they wait until you are comfortable or vice versa.
BUT ill say this… IF I
have to wait 90 days to get it. Then is it
cool to make you wait 90 days before I
pay for dinner?
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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
*throws the blue magic @Yso*
@ Awesome – Oh okay, I NEVER knew Candi was THIS skrong. I thought it had sumfin’ to do w/them dayum pills they recalled!
caligirl says:
I Go There says:
YSoSrs says:
I strongly believe that people show you who they really are almost immediately. Sometimes we just don’t want to see what is right in our faces. Ain’t no arbitrary rules gonna help that.
And I trust myself and my own judgment enough not to need to have a set rule for every man like that anyway.
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I don’t think people show you who they are right away, they save the crazy shiat until you are brain washed until they believe you are hooked. I thank God for the gift of discrenment. I’ve been forunate to escape some crazy mofos.
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IDK Cali
Most crazy chics ive came in contact with showed the crazy kinda early…
You sissy muhfugga, AIDS having Bytch! Who says that?
you betta find your contacts
Eazy says:
I dont believe in 2nd chances
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Once I’m done, I’m DONE!
Neither do I. Dont do Throwbacks
@TATTED
HEY SUGAR!!!!
I was on lunch break
@Ms.Fashion
She just REALLY likes the beach
What song Yso? #serious *watches yew lika hawk*
Waaa Waaa Waaa = Vero’s whining
SON
#nojelly 
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Twin, I’m ready
@IGO – Yeah the SUPER crazy bishes always show up and show out early. But the under cover crazies wait in hiding.
Ask ummmmmm _________
FASHION
Hey doll!
Ms.Fashion says:
THAT IS A DESPERATE BISH TO DO THAT!!!! SHE REALLY HAVING SOME DIRTY DCIK…LITERALLY
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I just realized what was happening there, I thought by glimps it was a woman striking that sexy beach pose
LaceFace says:
yall
I was on lunch break
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You on second shift or west coast?
LACE
AWESOME says:
@Ms.Fashion
She just REALLY likes the beach
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SHE TO OLD TO BE EATING DIRT!!!!
@BADBEW
OW! What was that for?
@YGO
Youse a fool.
iscream says:
BUT ill say this… IF I
have to wait 90 days to get it. Then is it
cool to make you wait 90 days before I
pay for dinner?
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No. because I think like a lady. And a lady should be wined and dined. See men and women think different. We always will.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
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I feel ya and I wouldnt do that but I feel like this: If you wanna have sex then do it if not then dont but dont put a muthafker on some schedule to get it… Cause it seems like a game and a ploy.
Yso, I am curious to read the book now, because I have heard some ppl out there (not SR) are taking it so seriously.
Igo/Eazy, You’re right. I thought about it and I guess I wouldn’t give him another chance either after that.
Just realized Awesome’s gravi was getting some throat!!
Ask ummmmmm _________
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@Eazy
But the tranny said MY MMMMAMA GOT CHURREN. He was drunk as fugg!!!!
*digs index finger in LACE’s dimple*
caligirl says:
@IGO – Yeah the SUPER crazy bishes always show up and show out early. But the under cover crazies wait in hiding. Ask ummmmmm _________
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Cali
Trust Im not blind nor hard of hearing…
But the tranny said MY MMMMAMA GOT CHURREN. He was drunk as fugg
going watch it again
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GYPS – That nicca said “You got churren and I know I’m drunk, but if she walks up on me on mo’ time, I’mma beat her azz!”
@ EAZY AND TATTED
IMMA NEED YALL TO USE YA CAT EYE!!!!
IJS. I don’t want to have to convince/buy you into sex. I want you to want to fuk the shat outta me too.That’s just chemistry really. The other way just seems so demeaning to both of us.
Eazy says:
90 days added on to your life!!! GET OFF OF HERE STAT!
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Think about it…
Just think about all them chics that wasted thier time on dude
what if they could get that back… man it be some mofos croaking off real early round here.
I always just glimpse at them @MsFashion because they are out of control
@BAD INFLUENCE
<< in yo lap 
@YALL
Vero wants me to to have words/throw hands with you. What you been doing to her? You know she’s sensitive and sht.
Truly beleive in the 90 day rule! Umm I need to see test results. CONDOMES is not enough.
Yso, you let me down
Eazy says:
I always just glimpse at them @MsFashion because they are out of control
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OH I UNDERSTAND!!!
@yall – :dance1: I usually save those for Ebesite….
I cant wait no dang 90 days, unless Im giving it up elsewhere and thats a flag on the play. 2 partners/1 time
AWESOME says:
IJS. I don’t want to have to convince/buy you into sex. I want you to want to fuk the shat outta me too.That’s just chemistry really. The other way just seems so demeaning to both of us.
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Well said homie
fashion cents-what cat I?
A negative STD/HIV test result is sexier than a muth****a
I’ll show you sensitive
@AWESOME
That’s how it should be. No games with silly rules; just two people that want each other. Even if it’s only for a little while.
She’s just faking it Yso, trying to get some attention, but Imma give her some
#sheknowsIloveherlikeaphatkidlovescakeyo
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and tight 
Oh, I didn't see you with the name change and ish
gypsyeyes says:
fashion cents-what cat I?
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NOT WHAT YOU THINKING GYPSY……
I AM REFERENCING WHAT MARTIN TOLD GINA IN AN EPISODE.
HEY HARLEM
my computer at work is running hella slow 
I usta be great at gettig rid of ninjas.
1. When have you been tested.
2. I date marry
THAT MADE them run quick. It lets you know what frame of mind a man has.
Uhhh ohhh Now she’s going postal
Eazy says:
I cant wait no dang 90 days, unless Im giving it up elsewhere and thats a flag on the play. 2 partners/1 time
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I feel ya…
Its too many variables…
1. If I wait can I have something on the side
2. what are you doing while we waiting
3. Does this mean no penetration…but I can get head
4. Is phone sex in with that too.
That too much… People overthink relationships as is
Smiles harder for tatteds index finger
Not much Fay, just Vero’s being Vero #tisall
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*begins drawing chalk lines for nudie hopscotch*
I’m not gonna watch that damn video no more!
Ebestie – YOU GIVING AWAY MY
??? 
@Yall
What would you say that myrr whip smells like?
CFREE!!
@VERO
You know you don’t wanna hurt me. Bring your tender ass over here.
x 7779311
*date to marry
Ebesite – Just this once.
caligirl says:
at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?
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Hey caligirl!
I’m well and you? No, nothing lined up
*Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee* 
<<<>>> SCRAM
Hmmmmph @ Ebestie!
CFREE all good
Phone sex, yeah buddy! My favorite, call me
on line
1 800 Tip Drill
You can tell alot about somone in the phone sex skills
*fans self
But I do have rules. Not a 1st nighter, wont do back tracking, no second chances, and I dont put no effort into anything until I know its well worth it
no ! *pouts in corner*
Mochacashmere says:
caligirl says:
at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?
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Hey caligirl!
I’m well and you? No, nothing lined up *Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee*
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And what trouble is that…
YALL!!
what Vero been doin guhl??
@YSo
That’s why I don’t frequent stripclubs. It’s sexier to have a chick dance for ME, not anybody that throws money at her.
:rolf: @ Cfree
YALL u gotcho pkg already??
AWESOME
hey U!
@Mocha – It’s warming up outside. He’s just around the corner.
Do you volunteer? Find a organziation that you really love, that possible has dinner or black tie events. That a good way to meet men. #helpful
Myrr Whip? What’s that one? The original smells like rainbow sherbert
Am I misreading your question?
<—has been in bondage today yo
Ebestie
You are still #1
Fayla –
Hey bew
3. Does this mean no penetration…but I can get head
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hellz naw! I got a rule on that, if I can get penetration you aint getting nada
@Caligirl
IDK about that! I was talking to a man whoes phone sex was sooo boring. I would say, would you like to know what I have on. He’d be like SURE! :nerd: but surprised the mess outta me in bed. I saw cherubs.
FAY hay sweet thang
<<< the 90 day rule fugg dat shat 
@Fayla – You got a vanilla one
I didn’t get it yet Fay
I previously used some of Dimpz’ vanilla 
#notinaclique
Answers question–look at her in 220, she needs a hug yo
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Was that a hopscotch strategy
@FAYLA
I don’t see a vanilla scent option on your site…..
@MAVEN just snatched my whole comment, guess Auntie said fk what u tombout
sup booski 
@VERO
Nobody puts you in the corner. Not even you.
No head, before sex. HAIL NO!
@LaceFace says:
@Laface – Hmph how was his communication skill overall?
Kingsmen has frankincese & myrrh
@ Smurfette
Fay
(power hug)
@Yall I was on the website finna cop some more because my gal is almost out and Fayla must’ve added anot….. There’s Fayla now!
@Fayla, what that Frankenscence smell like?
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sucks at phone sex
Fayla – I’m about to turn into the Incredible HULK
@Mocha-read my blog. I’m gonna do a list of places and things to do to meet men folks. Where do you live?
YSoSrs says:
@VERO
Nobody puts you in the corner. Not even you.
OR if he’s really special at the same time 
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Head don’t come till after
caligirl says:
@Mocha – It’s warming up outside. He’s just around the corner.
Do you volunteer? Find a organziation that you really love, that possible has dinner or black tie events. That a good way to meet men. #helpful
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So true, it’s really warm today here and I went out for lunch and the honey’s were out in full effect.
I really want to volunteer at the food pantry, but I work two jobs, so it’s hard work it into my schedule. But that is a good idea. Thanks!
Caligirl he’s very intellecutal. I love a man who can keep me mentally stimulated, but he was a big sports fanatic, so we really didnt have much in common. Outside of the military!
Awesome, when I get it I will tell you what it make me think of
:cantwait:
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)
Do better Igo! (wonders how many times I’ve told you that
I Go There says:
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sucks at phone sex
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My condolences
gypsyeyes says:
@Mocha-read my blog. I’m gonna do a list of places and things to do to meet men folks. Where do you live?
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I will check it out! I live in DC.
my friend was dealing with this dude who initiated the idea of waiting 90 days talkin bout they gone be on a higher level after waiting…blah..blah…blah.
…..after 90 days he came out the closet.
SURPRISE!!!
I can say I had another guy who was the bomb at telling me all the nasty things he wanted to do to me, but he could back it up as well.
depends on the man or woman for that matter
CFREE
hey babycakes!
Ms. Fashion!!
i havent made vanilla available just yet as the fragance is quite expensive. 
Cali got a special edition. it’s coming soon tho. 
HEYYY all my loves!! sorry i’m being rude, i am SOOO sneak posting!
You need lessons Igo. I’m sure one of the ladies will school you yo
#helpful
@IGO u should practice a little more but i like when the call ends with “im on the way”
after 90 days he came out the closet.
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Igo 259 was a question.
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
<——————————-
sucks at phone sex
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My condolences
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Just because Im not good at phone sex
still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.
Shuga Honey says:
my friend was dealing with this dude who initiated the idea of waiting 90 days talkin bout they gone be on a higher level after waiting…blah..blah…blah.
…..after 90 days he came out the closet.
SURPRISE!!!
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caligirl says:
Fayla – I’m about to turn into the Incredible HULK
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dont do it! y bew??
Awesome
it smells clean & has a masculine scent 
hard to describe.
Lace!!!
hey sug!
HIS E. Pooh!
what it do??
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
caligirl says:
at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?
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Hey caligirl!
I’m well and you? No, nothing lined up *Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee*
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And what trouble is that…
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Non-coitus-itis
FAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<—Never tried phone sex. I feel I would be hella awkward at it.
yallcrazy says:
You need lessons Igo. I’m sure one of the ladies will school you yo #helpful
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I dont know if I need lessons per se… but letting a lady know what I want to do to her is kind of a Given with me. I can tell a woman freaky shait over the phone all day… it just doesnt do anything for me.
Cfree, I left you a msg in the MJ post last night
they tried to take over our hopscotch yo 
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So, nobody remember’s Billie Jean Fair is Fair huh? I cannot think of the name of that movie
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
caligirl says:
at Mocha – How you doern this week? Any hot dates lined up for the week-end?
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Hey caligirl!
I’m well and you? No, nothing lined up *Nobody knooooows the trouble it seeeeeee*
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And what trouble is that…
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Non-coitus-itis
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thats Terrible… Im a cunning liquist myself
Faylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
so i heard u was gonna send me a sample of whipfinnity (sp?) thx bew
!
<–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex
#itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text 
I have to tell yall of this tomfoolery going on in this house. Lea(6) is hold the camcorder while Kelsea(17) dons powder on her hands so that she can call Avery(4) in so she could slap powder on her face. Somebody help me! I need a vacation. These buzzards all have powder on their face.
Ho’boygurrh, what scent are you thinking about? #serious
They are just like body butters IMO
Havent had phone sex since the 90′s but its like riding a bike
yallcrazy says:
<–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
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Now I can do that shait with the best of them…
@GYPSY
You can come stay with me. Pack a bag right now.
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
<——————————-
sucks at phone sex
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My condolences
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Just because Im not good at phone sex
still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.
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I couldn’t imagine!
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
I want you to put your __ on my ___ and then in my ___
It’s been a wrap
No take backsies@YSO
What the hell happened to the rest of my post
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
<——————————-
sucks at phone sex
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My condolences
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Just because Im not good at phone sex
still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.
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I find that hard to believe.
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Okay…. I see you still have no idea
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
<–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
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Now I can do that shait with the best of them…
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& Ever since Brown put me up on this….I want you to put your __ on my ___ and then in my ___
It’s been a wrap
bish keep askin me questions like i’m about this work life & chit
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
<–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
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Now I can do that shait with the best of them…
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SON, find out 275 so that Fay can get her one she likes yo
#notinaclique
@GYPSY
I won’t take it back. As long as you don’t try and sneak out in the middle of the night after more than two days with Things 1 & 2.
yallcrazy says:
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
I want you to put your __ on my ___ and then in my ___
It’s been a wrap
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Yep that shait works on every level.
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
<–doesn't have phone sex (anymore), but I do have XXXX text sex #itiswhatitis I can be hella nasty on a text
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Now I can do that shait with the best of them…
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sexting You can go back and reread the messages anytime you want.
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Yep thats the good part.
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
<——————————-
sucks at phone sex
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My condolences
____________________________
Just because Im not good at phone sex
still doesnt mean I wont have you over there wringing out your best pair of Vicky Secrets from a phone conversation.
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I find that hard to believe.
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Okay…. I see you still have no idea
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Care to explain? * gets notebook and #2 pencil*
Fay, We know you about THAT LIFE, fukc that ho
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Vero, are better now? Have your tears dried up?
but for real Wiz looks like the Geico Gecko and Amber looks like the Aflec Duck.
NO I’m still mad at you
Yso & Gypsy
ALL I KNOW IS yall better not do shatt that makes the news, WE DO NOT have time to be getting deposed and ish
#YOUdothecrimeYOUdothetime
I’m so confused with the posts!
HIS
guhl who tole u that?? 
HARLEM
hey purtiness!
IGo wtf u be gettin yo gravi’s yo?
YSO
hey bewzilla. sound like ur feelin better yes?
*pouty girl face* Well too bad
Even if you’re mad, don’t look it ok, ION want you getting wrinkles and ish…
Mochacashmere says:
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
I find that hard to believe.
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Okay…. I see you still have no idea
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Care to explain? * gets notebook and #2 pencil*
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Why do that and spoil all the fun for you…
besides its better this way.
VERO!!
sup my beauty?
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
HIS guhl who tole u that??
HARLEM hey purtiness!
IGo wtf u be gettin yo gravi’s yo?
YSO hey bewzilla. sound like ur feelin better yes?
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Fay its just pics I come across…
Im going for a more art feel now.
@FAYLA
I am. Even though my neighbor tried to get me to put cayenne pepper in my chicken soup to burn the cold out.
Oooh…What way?
#Nosy
YSoSrs says:
Oooh…What way?
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Better that I dont say anything.
Reason # 5
Why we play Chess as is.
@I Go There says:
Why do that and spoil all the fun for you…
besides its better this way.
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Spoiling the fun in what sir?
I Go There says:
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Why do that and spoil all the fun for you…
besides its better this way.
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You say the Mr.Lova Dujour, prove yo self! lol
*draws line in the sand* Chaaaluuunge!
I don’t not have a representative what u see is what u get…could be why I’m still single
I am not good at phone sex either
I believe in waiting until u have sex but I know its not the popular opinion but I don’t knock anybody else. If you like it I love!
I am going to see this movie. Steve and Bernie did indeed make up before he passed.
First off, they spelled the word “definately” wrong; it’s definitely! Secondly, I don’t have to think like a man to justify a man’s cheating, and misogynistic ways. I can’t believe you’re endorsing this, Sandra. You stay selling out to our LGBT community…