Kobe Bryant Reveals His Greek Warrior Face Mask

NBA superstar Kobe Bryant fractured his nose and suffered a concussion during the 2012 All Star game. But the self-centered Lakers forward won’t let a broken nose and a mild concussion prevent him from chasing the all-time NBA scoring record.

The injuries occurred during Sunday’s All-Star game in Orlando, when Miami Heat shooting guard Dwyane Wade attempted to stop Kobe from making a wide open slam dunk. Wade has since apologized to Kobe publicly and in private.

The league has strict policies on players who are diagnosed with concussions. The policy requires players with head injuries to sit out a number of games and the policy determines when players can return to the court. But we are talking about Kobe Bryant, who has records to break.

Bryant did not miss a game after suffering his injuries. He walked out on the court wearing his version of a Greek warrior mask in last night’s game against the Timberwolves. The mask is to prevent further injuries to his face — and to protect the league from liability — while he selfishly chases NBA records.

Last month Kobe Bryant surpassed Shaquille O’Neal on the all-time scoring list by scoring 28 points in a loss to the Philadelphia 76ers.

He is already the all-time leading scorer in Lakers franchise history, but he wants more. Bryant holds or shares numerous NBA records with other NBA stars past and present — but he wants them all.

Bryant broke basketball legend Michael Jordan’s scoring record during Sunday’s All-Star game, but he has yet to catch Jordan’s all-time NBA scoring record of 29,277.

If Bryant stays healthy, he’s on pace to break Jordan’s all-time NBA scoring record sometime in 2014. After that, Bryant will set his sights on breaking Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s All-time NBA scoring record of 38,000 points. Bryant will ultimately break every NBA record even it kills him.

Photos by Harry How/Getty Images North America



 



  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Yes, cause we ALL know that Kobe’s face has enough injuries as it is. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :kona:

    No comment… :coffee:

  • ZenChickAtl

    Now when I see the word warrior I automatically think of the Booty Warrior :no:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    I call that the Rip Hamilton mask :lol:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    :dead: @ Sassy.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    The way Kobe has been getting injured, he’d be lucky to make it all the way through the 2013 season.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :coffee:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    this post made me giggle, lol its like a clear Zorro mask .

  • The Makeup Maven

    SASS-A-FRASS :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :rofl: @ SIS – I ain’t laffin’ @ HIM sis! :nono:

  • http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

    :kona:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    I call that the Rip Hamilton mask :lol:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    I was just about to say that :lol: … He been wearing that thing for years…

    I saw the Bulls kick azz last night though :dance:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Not a thing nice to say. Not one. :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    So is this post about A.) a mask, 2.) Kobe’s scoring game or G.) Kobe being a selfish narcis______ <—- yall know the word. :shrug:

    Sandy you're all over the place with this here post.

    #sendingmemixedsignalsn'chit

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sis… Hmmmph :coffee:
    Jmo… :hug:

  • iAmChan

    Wade should have closed lined him to make him have to wear a man bra…Lord knows I can’t stand nothing bout Kobe….he sure can shoot a ball though. Werd to the chick in CO.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @ JMO, ok, like he’s the Phantom of the Opera or something.

    I saw part of that game, turned to it after I watched the Knicks comeback against the Cavs. :waves:

  • sexyphillygirl

    I am not a Kobe fan by the least but he is a athlete so Im not surprised he is playing with that awful looking mask on.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sandra :hater:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Ichan…

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ SIS!

  • Ms.Fashion

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Yes, cause we ALL know that Kobe’s face has enough injuries as it is.

    _________________

    You better say that ish loud!!!!! :rofl:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Lord knows I can’t stand nothing bout Kobe….he sure can shoot a ball though
    ______________________________________________

    Narcissism. But he can ball and has become more of a team-player with age. #positive

  • iAmChan

    @ !*LaKErCHiC@*! what I do? lol, I said he can shoot a ball, lol…and it hurts for me to say that!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    @ JMO, ok, like he’s the Phantom of the Opera or something.

    I saw part of that game, turned to it after I watched the Knicks comeback against the Cavs. :waves:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    You are in my head today!!! Thats what I was trying to think of… He looks like that for real :lol:

    Lakes :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Ichan who ur teams sir? :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ IamChan – Don’t do it! :nono: MY SIS :hearts: the Lakers!

  • OutsidetheBox

    <—wants Kanye's Zanotti shoes. :ashamed:

    :yawn:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sis I’m being nice today…

  • Eazy

    Not too much on him :nono:

  • iAmChan

    @ CookieMonsterZ

    I agree, I believe that my disdain for the man called Kobe is rooted from his early years, the beef with Shaq and the imitation of all that was the game of M.J. He had no respect for anyone and now when its all winding down, he will always be known as an ass hole who tried to change his image too late in the game.

  • iAmChan

    @ CookieMonsterZ

    I agree, I believe that my disdain for the man called Kobe is rooted from his early years, the beef with Shaq and the imitation of all that was the game of M.J. He had no respect for anyone and now when its all winding down, he will always be known as an ass hole who tried to change his image too late in the game.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @JMO :yes: :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – I’m just tryna warn him with him being slightly new to posting. EVERYONE ELSE know how you feel about Kobe and ‘dem Lakers, but I’ono sis! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    :yawn: Sup

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :pray: Please don’t get lakes mad. When she gets angry, she breaks the blog

  • Ty

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Yes, cause we ALL know that Kobe’s face has enough injuries as it is.
    ____________
    U aint lying. At least the mask covered the trail of bumps on his face

  • The Makeup Maven

    MIRS :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ :cool: (JMO) – He don’t know! :nono:

  • mrsloveleigh

    His injuries were minor and yes he was concussed but it was mild. If this were a full contact sport like football I would agree he needs to sit out but basketball is not full contact

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Chan, :yes: That’s what I was trying to tell one of my friends the other day. She swore Kobe could do no wrong. She told me “Most announcers would disagree with you.” I was like, :rofl: obviously you haven’t been watching that team for very long.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Tatted!!! :hug: Heyyyy my height challenged bew!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Ichan fudge personal feelings. About his attitude.. That ball game is sick… so who ur team?

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ :cool: (JMO) – He don’t know! :nono:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Kobe is talented though, so :hug: to his fans (esp Laker).

  • The Makeup Maven

    My Height Challenged Bew! :hug: YOU LOOK SO PURTTI! (I can see you outside of your gravi of Big Ang). I met Fefe in person and she bugged off of how short I was, mind you I was wearing 3.5 BCBG Wedge Boots!
    :lol:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    *whispers to Tatted* she’s not mad @ me, right?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ :cool: – are you laffin @ your new symbol for your name???

  • neen-o

    I logged in just to say, DO NOT HATE ON MY MAN KOBE! Cut the sh*t out.. thanks! L4L

  • iAmChan

    @ !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I have been a heat fan since Tim Hardaway and Alonzo Mourning was body slamming New York Knicks!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    Yeah and it didn’t help that I’m already 5’10” and had some heels on too! :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Cookie :hug: :rofl: SHE TOM’BOUT IAMCHAN! :rofl:

  • Ty

    :offtopic: Can we get a post on Rose’s endorsement deal *smirk*

    #hating

  • neen-o

    He throws on a mask and continues to play hard, while other players get a hang nail and sit out of 3-5 game. GTFOH. You may not like Kobe, but respect his dedication to the game of basketball. Uuugh y’all are some hatin’ ass mofos. *logs off*

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – IKR! I love being short, but then I have to come up on women like you, who are fabulous and all that….FUGGED ME UP! :blink: :lol:

  • alabasterboi

    @ Sassy,

    may i please place my head between your thighs and not come up until my tongue is numb??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :rolleyes:

    I mean, ok dayum! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Can Rip Hamilton that played in Detroit get some love cause he was one of the first people to wear this…

    I dont get it Kobe is good to me
    and copying MJs game was damn smart. If you gonna copy someone might as be the best. :shrug: Rather that than trying to be like Popeye Jones…. IJS

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    Girl please, you REMAIN a fabulous half-pint lil bit! :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    My boss just bought us lunch from Bob Evans (only midwest area) and I ordered the Salmon w/Garlic Butter, The greenbeans w/ham and the sweet corn. MAYNE, THIS SHYT RATT HERE….THIS SHYT RATT HERE! :no:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Tatted yes :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :ghost: @ Fe! :hug: DON’T MAKE ME FOOT THE ENTIRE BILL OF YOUR PANERA MEAL! :biggrin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    The Makeup Maven says:

    My Height Challenged Bew! YOU LOOK SO PURTTI! (I can see you outside of your gravi of Big Ang). I met Fefe in person and she bugged off of how short I was, mind you I was wearing 3.5 BCBG Wedge Boots!
    ______________________

    Thank you lovely!!!!! I see you givin the camera fever in ya graiv as usual.

    I remember the first time I kicked my heels off at work, these fools couldn’t stop laughin at my lil azz. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Somebodys upset. :ha: :rolleyes:

  • iAmChan

    @ neen-o

    His game is respected, other things, not so much….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    *licks lips*

    I :heart: Bob Evans…

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ :cool: OH, OKAY! :rofl: ANYTIME YOU SEE THAT, I’M TAWKIN’ TO YOU!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    FeFe says:

    I mean, ok dayum!
    ____________

    Word!!!!!!!!! :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    D Rose has been playing (and scoring) with back spasms. That’s what they are supposed to do if they are getting paid millions of dollars. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    :rofl: :hugs:

    @OTB

    IKR! Kobe is that youuuuuu????? :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    neen-o says:

    I logged in just to say, DO NOT HATE ON MY MAN KOBE! Cut the sh*t out.. thanks! L4L
    _____________________________________________________________

    Go ahead and log back out :coffee:

    #Rose :champ:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ MIRS – You’re welcome. IT’S THE TRUFF! I did the same thing. Kicked my shoes off and got clowned on. I was told I was the “PERFECT” height tho.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Tatted and OTB :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Ichan …. And u hating on kobe…. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @Mirs

    :D

  • Ty

    alabasterboi says:

    @ Sassy,

    may i please place my head between your thighs and not come up until my tongue is numb??
    _________________
    Well damn :lick: :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – I :heart: Bob Evans too. Especially their Turkey Knife and Fork sandwich. Them bishes have the nerve to put mashed potatoes, dressing and gravi on that bish! :blink:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Tatted, ok, good. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Go ahead a log back out???????? :rofl: :rofl:

    Cut em low and wide Denise! :dead:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Go ahead and log back out
    _____________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @Tatted, my cousin is 6’1, and I had to tell her that I hate hangin with her, cuz I feel like she should be carrying me in a Bjorn baby carrier. :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ OTB – Who mad??? :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And did CHOCD get banned? Her gravi was a non gravi!

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Uuugh y’all are some hatin’ ass mofos.
    ____________________________________
    :coffee: <—- haterade :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    This is post is just for LAKES

  • Bad Influence

    oh herro folks.. :waves:

    MiniThug! :boobs:

  • Bad Influence

    Fiance… get cho ass over here! :love: :kiss: :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    :dead: @ JMO!!!!!!

    FeFe :hug: Heyyy hun!!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ MIRS – I know. EVERYBODY I know is taller than me, but one thang I got to admit. When I throw on some heals and lift ALL these thighs up on ‘em, I let’s it rip! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @MissH and Bad Influence :wink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Kobe *cough* NEEN O *cough*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Harlem :boobs:
    Bad :hunch:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Bad Influence says:

    Fiance… get cho ass over here!
    ____________

    :blink: Is that????? *faints*

    Heyyyyyyyy Bew!!!!!!!!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Y’all some mean, bitter bishes. :coffee:

    #FCKTHELAKERS.

  • CookieMonsterZ

    @Chan, so you like the style of the Heat now?

  • OutsidetheBox

    What a fitting name! :hahaha:

    Hi His! :hi:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Neen :rofl: doing too mush…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @YSo

    I think you and I have the same hate and dislike for the Fakers… :coffee:

    #FCKTHELAKERS and #FCKKOBE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ MIRS – I know. EVERYBODY I know is taller than me, but one thang I got to admit. When I throw on some heals and lift ALL these thighs up on ‘em, I let’s it rip!
    ____________

    Girl, yes!!!!!!!! I be killin it in my heels. :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yso… U don’t mean that :wail:

  • Bad Influence

    Fe! Meowwwww *puurrrr* :hug:

    hey Lakes! :hunching:

    MiniThug, lmaooooo hewwo suga :2dance:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    OTB!!!!!!! :waves:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @THEBADDESTBEW
    More :hugs: @OGMOMMY

  • MissHarlem

    FEFE, MIRS, LAKES, YSO and hell again why not TATTED :hug:

    OTB I answered in the last post IDK honestly I shouldnt be but I paid bills so a lil treat and I know you know some good webs

    FIANCE :hump: till you cant walk no more lubs ya

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Fefe so u just going to cut a bish :cry:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Melo :trophy:

  • I Go There

    Well the Mavs are still the Champs so…

    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey Mirsy!!! :dance2: I learned to dance while you were away.

  • Bad Influence

    Ysooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :hug: hey bewski!

    OtBizzle…how u be ma?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ MIRS – I have no doubt that you do! :nono:

  • Bad Influence

    Fiance, lubz ya back<3

    hey IGo :boobs:

  • MissHarlem

    Oh and again short people ROCK the world wouldnt sping right without us (shut up lemme have this)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Harlem, Yso :yahoo: Heyyyy bews!!!!

    @OTB, real G’s don’t dance, they Boogie —–> :danban:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @FEFE & LAKER

    I have to hate The Losers and anyone that plays for them. It’s in my official Chicago contract. I had to sign it when NBA players were still wearing short shorts. :shrugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :hater: no amor at all

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ Lakes

    :hugs: don’t take it personal hon…I’ve felt like this for YEARS! :)

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Go ahead a log back out???????? :rofl: :rofl:

    Cut em low and wide Denise! :dead:
    ___________________________________________

    :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    HARLEM-BOOGIE! :hug:

  • neen-o

    @JMO nah I’m good.

    @IamChan… I agree, his personal life isn’t the best but the man balls so hard.

  • Kei_lyme

    BAD!!! :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CHATTED

    I bet that’s the same way Man feels in his Executive Stilettos. Can’t tell him sht. *z-snap*

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Harlem – Are you height-challenged as well??? :thinking:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    YSoSrs says:

    @CHATTED

    I bet that’s the same way Man feels in his Executive Stilettos. Can’t tell him sht. *z-snap*
    __________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    Fe, whos that in ur gravi?

    *sigh* I need foodz right nao! :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    *In my killer mike voice* #111 that’s my bish right there.

    :yahoo: to the rest of yall, too…

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    HARLEM!! :hugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ YSO, so you just TRYNA get MAN up in here “queening” out, huh?!
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @YSo

    It may be because I am a die hard Celtics fan…but umm yeah, I think I could POSSIBLY like the Lakers again if Kobe wasn’t there… :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :cool: Don’t influence YSO! :lol:

  • I Go There

    Hey His

    I see em Jingling.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :bowdown: @Bad Influence
    @MIRS!! :mad: if you don’t getcho as$ outta here and get back in my inbox!!!

  • iAmChan

    @ CookieMonsterZ

    I like this Heat team a lil better than the one when we won the title. They are playing with a chip on their shoulder. Imma need LeBron to start doing trusting himself in the 4th though.

    @ !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I’m not HATING hating, I just don’t like the person, the ball player is a hall of famer.

    Has Neen-O logged out yet? Doesn’t matter. That is all.

  • Bad Influence

    @Yso, where is Man at with them kitten heels with the ankle strap?

    @Kei, where’s my kid yo? *looks for my NEW shank*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Bad

    It’s Ashton Kutcher looking all rugged couture and shyt… :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    YSoSrs says:

    @CHATTED

    I bet that’s the same way Man feels in his Executive Stilettos. Can’t tell him sht. *z-snap*
    ___________

    :dead: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sexyphillygirl

    @Tatted-I am height challenged a whole 5’0 I MUST wear heels when I go out, people think imma daym kid smh. Well these DDD make me look like a grown woman lol.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    Kobe looks extra Eustache Dauger -ish in that mask. And that wasnt nothing but a love tap.

  • http://www.reverbnation.com/chuckthurgood BK2ATLMAN

    Kobe sucks.. :biggrin: :waves: people

  • I Go There

    Hey

    Nikke

    Whats up.

  • Eazy

    Is my eyes deceiving me :wink:

  • yallcrazy

    The nfl doesn’t play that! If you’ve got a concussion, you sit out… Let his stupid azz play though yo :rofl: Brain gone be all kinds up phukced up :shrug: ION care either way though :coffee:

    To all yesterday’s Mike haters :nana:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    OHoney says:

    @Bad Influence
    @MIRS!! if you don’t getcho as$ outta here and get back in my inbox!!!
    _____________

    :lol: I did.

  • Kei_lyme

    @Bad

    YSO has him she held me up at gunpoint and kidnapped him.

  • MissHarlem

    TATTS why yes I am 5’2″ and lub it

    OHONEY long time no font :hi:

    I GO howdy

  • Bad Influence

    Nikkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :yahoo: hi mama!!

    @IGO, always…lol

    O’Hoeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *17 quick fondles* hey bebeh<3

    wheres Brown?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Heyyyy Nikke & Yall :waves: What it do???

  • Detective Iheart

    :waves: I’s back now :yahoo: my work compruter didnt want me to font with yall today :crying:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Tatted … but YSO is hilarious though! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Hey MissH I was round these parts yesterday :popcorn:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Sexyphilly – :rofl: WELL DAYUM! I feel like a tall woman compared to you! I remember I was 5’1 for longeest and then I hit my mid 20’s and ended up being 5’2. Thing is, I think I’mma shrink as I get older!
    :crying1:

  • yallcrazy

    Ho’boygurrggg grrrr :hug: I can see you now :yahoo:

    —————————
    :waves:
    SON
    EZ
    Tatted
    Nikke
    Fi
    Igo
    U
    Chan
    ——————
    & WWWH (no clues)

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yso :hug: it’s in my birff certicate that I must be lakernation :champ: gold n purple

  • sexyphillygirl

    @Tatted-lawd if I shrink imma fit in somebody pocket when I get old lol.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ :cool: – She IS hilarious. That’s why she don’t need no one laffin’ wit’ her! :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    KEI :hug:

    SON :2dance: what is todays tunes

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    iheart :waves:

  • Bad Influence

    @Kei, oh thats no problem…YSO was CLEARLY getting him back 4 me….right YSO?? :hug:
    (gimme my baby!)

  • The Makeup Maven

    *places Sexyphilly ever so carefully in my jean pocket*

    :coffee:

  • http://www.reverbnation.com/chuckthurgood BK2ATLMAN

    my ex was only 4’11 and she use to get mad when i called her a little.. :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    U, same ole same ole :wail: & I’m plotting right now yo!

    Detective, get on that case :rules: <–casework :D

    Jmo, I didn't see you there :hug:

  • KyCakes

    The Makeup Maven says:
    so you just TRYNA get MAN up in here “queening” out
    ————————————————————————–
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Fugg all yall 5’1 and taller. :mad:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Smurfette :hug:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    neen-o says:
    *logs off*
    ______________________

    @JMO nah I’m good.
    ____________________________________

    So.. will the real Neen-O please stand up?

  • Ty

    Iheart that damn gravi :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    We all shrink with age, gravity pull… :yes: My mom is not as tall as she used to be, she used to be the same height as me but she’s like 5’9 now…

    :hugs: @Smurfette

  • iAmChan

    @ yallcrazy

    whats good! Your avi makes me wanna do the cabbage patch, but then I realize where I am.

    @ !*LaKErCHiC@*! <– Why am I JUST reading between your !* – *! I get it now.

    *OAN – I love you pint sized womenz…love yall to pieces!

  • MissHarlem

    OHONEY oh my fault :lol: must have been in and out when you came

  • yallcrazy

    SON :2dance:

    :whistle:
    Dontchew forget about me
    Dont Don’t Dontchew forget about me

    (Breakfast Club :grill: )

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Bk2ATL

    :whistle:
    We are the littles

    I usta :heart: that cartoon!

  • yallcrazy

    *WWWHH

  • Bad Influence

    oh heyul nawl @Ihearts gravi :rofl:

    Ho’boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I hungry

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *places Sexyphilly ever so carefully in my jean pocket*

    :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    You mean more like the mini pocket on the front of a T-Shirt!

    5 ft nada!! yikes!

  • yallcrazy

    :dance: do it Chan, do it :rofl:

    I sang OPP to my boss earlier :ashamed: :shrug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Kycakes – WHY YOU LAFFIN’ @ ME??? :ashamed:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Cookie :lol:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Yall, What case :thinking: With officer Ricky and them chicken wangs??

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – I know. My grandmother was 5’2 and then she ended up being 5’0 i think…maybe 4’11! :wail:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Ichan :hug:

  • KyCakes

    <———- Munchin' on Lamar's Donuts…These bishes are heavenly!

  • yallcrazy

    <–5'2 1/2" *John Travolta strut* (ala Candi) :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    is there a new post yet? :waiting:

  • The Makeup Maven

    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    *places Sexyphilly ever so carefully in my jean pocket*

    :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    You mean more like the mini pocket on the front of a T-Shirt!

    5 ft nada!! yikes!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Are you e-instigating :cool: ???

  • KyCakes

    Tatted you know you’re my heart! :hug:

    But @Man queenin’ out? That was so….spot on descriptive :thumbsup:

  • CookieMonsterZ

    O time. Back to the :kona: I go.

  • yallcrazy

    Detective Iheart says:

    @Yall, What case With officer Ricky and them chicken wangs??
    —————
    Well, I was talmbout your computer “issues” but now that you mention it, YES :yes: We will need to see said Findings on the Case of the dead dude at the Dying to get to a wingzing Chicken man’s house yo :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    :shocked: Is that… dare I say it, HIS :yahoo: where you been bish with you purty self :hugs:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Yeah…Uh…eff KEI for tryna get me :shank: today. :whitakereye:

    @BADBEW

    Here is Jojo. I been keeping him warm for you, that’s all. I swear! :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    :peace:

  • Eazy

    I hungry
    ________________
    me too

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette – Not John Travolta strut! :no:

    @ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN??? :thinking:

  • sexyphillygirl

    well daym JMO lol them pockets are tiny

    @Tatted-at least ill be comfy in the pocket with your ta ta’s lol. But the crazy thing is I was the tallest in my class in elementary school I did a growth spurt and stopped growing lol

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Been lurking all morning, and going back to lurking Afternoon Family, alllllllllllll yalllllllllllllllsssss :waves: nothing to add :shrugs:

  • Eazy

    Sup @Yall :yahoo:

  • yallcrazy

    Man is not a queen :coffee:
    *snickers* *goes into deep thought*

  • Detective Iheart

    I’m 5’5 and my hubby calls me short all the dayum time :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Really?

    There is an O time on here???? #seriousquestion

  • Eazy

    <—– This chick here is 5'9 and dont like it :no:

  • Bad Influence

    so er’body is short in here? :lol: *sits my 5’7 1/2″ ass in the kona*

    my sister is only 4’11” n that heffa is older than me…she didnt get the height or the booty *twerks sum’n*

  • KyCakes

    The Makeup Maven says:
    @ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN??? :thinking:
    ———————————————————————
    Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen hide nor stiletto heel of that boy

  • yallcrazy

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    O time. Back to the I go.
    ———————————–
    :stop: it. Ain’t no future in your frontin’ (I don’t mean that, I just thought of that song yo :lol: )

    Now get back, Me Want Cooookie <—cookie monster's voice :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Sexyphilly :ghost:

  • MissHarlem

    SON havent seen that movie in a min :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @Creamy

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @KY

    “Lamar’s Donuts”…I just thought some totally wrong sht when I first read that… :hahaha:

  • yallcrazy

    Creamayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :yahoo:

  • Bad Influence

    Iheart :yes:

    Awesomeeeeeeeeeee do it again! *pevic thrust*

  • The Makeup Maven

    KyCakes says:

    The Makeup Maven says:
    @ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN??? :thinking:
    ———————————————————————
    Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen hide nor stiletto heel of that boy
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I’m officially don’ fuggin’ wit’cho!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    6′ 2 1/256″

  • The Makeup Maven

    Remember when MAN’s azz link was those dayum height adjusters???
    :ghost:

  • Bad Influence

    <—–really can't deal with Ihearts gravi :lol:

    @Fe, whats O time? #nosey

  • yallcrazy

    SON, you remember that song? :whistle: Hey, hey hey *band play on* :lol:

    Walk on byyyyyyyy

  • KyCakes

    YSoSrs says:

    @KY

    “Lamar’s Donuts”…I just thought some totally wrong sht when I first read that… :hahaha:
    —————————————————————————
    Now that you pointed that out… :think:

    We’re getting Dunkin Donuts back in the next month :yahoo:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :rolleyes: @ Awesome!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Eazy

    Ummmm, how you NOT gonna like being tall!? Don’t make me :duel: with you….

    Tall women are graceful goddesses (unless your name is NeNe or Marlo or Wendell) who should embrace the beauty like a swan…you are too beautiful for that…. :waiting:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @EAZY

    Hush up! I wish I was that tall sometimes. :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Bad

    I’m not 100% sure but I THINK it may be a reference to the O . that other people seem to notice but that I’m Ray Charles to… :shrugs:

  • KyCakes

    The Makeup Maven says:

    KyCakes says:

    The Makeup Maven says:
    @ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN??? :thinking:
    ———————————————————————
    Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen hide nor stiletto heel of that boy
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I’m officially don’ fuggin’ wit’cho!
    ————————————————————————
    What? :shrug:

    I believe it was HIS who got started with ‘the executive height adjusters’

    Isn’t that right, HIS? :waiting:

    @HIS – How ya doin’ anyway, sug?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    5’4 :yahoo:

  • yallcrazy

    Well I’ll give ‘em something to talk about….
    Yall remember this :ha: . :gossip: O

    Or something like that :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @AWESOME

    But you’re too tall for me. :wail:

  • Bad Influence

    well atleast Eazy is tall like me…i no longer feel alone around u ankle height hussies!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS :rolleyes: @ you being 5’4! :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    what I miss :popcorn:

  • KyCakes

    Bad Influence says:

    well atleast Eazy is tall like me…i no longer feel alone around u ankle height hussies!
    —————————————————————–
    Knee high to a grasshopper :lol:

  • Eazy

    @Fefe Im attracted to small frame guys so my height/weight ratio dont match with what I like. Reminds me of Ren/Stimpy in public :ashamed:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :ghost: @ ankle height hussies!

  • yallcrazy

    AWESOME says:

    6? 2 1/256?
    ————–
    But what the hail does this ish mean yo? :lol:

  • Detective Iheart

    :karate: @ His for calling short folks ankle height :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Eazy

    :rofl: Oh NOW I get you….see I like small frame guys too, but they need to be tall so it’s all good… my husband is a small man, but he’s 6’2″ :)

  • Bad Influence

    @Ky, it was BROWN that started it i believe.. I told him that he had on kitten heels/wedges/thigh high boots. then er’body else ran with it :lol:

    @Fe, oh! that lil joke is still around eh? :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    Yso :coffee: :rollseyes:

  • yallcrazy

    EZ, fukc who don’t like it yo! You go and get you a short man and you walk proud with that man.

    Please don’t let what we’ve been taught as “acceptable” influence who you are attracted to. Small men need love too yo :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Eazy :hug: u tall glass of,agua

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :coffee: I’s 5’9

  • MissHarlem

    SON :yes: I sure do

    FIANCE ummmm watch your mouth when you talking about awesome shortness

  • Eazy

    Bad Influence says:

    well atleast Eazy is tall like me…i no longer feel alone around u ankle height hussies!

    _________________________
    yes ma’am Im up there with you

  • KyCakes

    Bad Influence says:

    @Ky, it was BROWN that started it i believe.. I told him that he had on kitten heels/wedges/thigh high boots. then er’body else ran with it :lol:
    ———————————————————————
    That ish was classic! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Ho’boygurrggghh

    Folks been e-mailing SR and ish talmbout the O.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    sexyphillygirl says:

    well daym JMO lol them pockets are tiny
    _____________________________________________

    :lol: :hug:

    Tatted … no, just teasing :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    yallcrazy says:

    AWESOME says:

    6? 2 1/256?
    ————–
    But what the hail does this ish mean yo? :lol:

    _______

    :rofl: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!: rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    @YSo :hug: There is a remedy for that…

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    AWESOME says:

    6? 2 1/256?
    _________________________________________________

    love a tall man!!

    :stop: ok wait, are you a man? :think:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    His :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    @Fiance, shush… ur short ass is the love of my life girl!

    @Eazy HIGH five! (we give the little ones LOW fives) :lol: I kid I kid

  • Detective Iheart

    O what O :nono:

  • Eazy

    ok wait, are you a man?
    ________________________
    thats what I was thinking…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Bad

    Apparently so… :no: :shrugs:

    @Eazy

    And, you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM (which is true for me), but once given the green light it’s ALL GOOD!

  • Detective Iheart

    @Fe, Who the fugg is that in you gravi :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    I don’t round it off. I’m keeping that extra 1/256th of an inch. It helps me reach things.

  • iAmChan

    I’m short. I love it.

  • Bad Influence

    yallcrazy says:

    Ho’boygurrggghh

    Folks been e-mailing SR and ish talmbout the O.

    im not beat 4 that ish…how old are we? so sad… :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    we give the little ones LOW fives :dead:

    Jmo, didn’t you learn not to talk to strangers :lol: Did somebody get Awesome a Welcome Packet yet? :thinking:

  • MissHarlem

    :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    @JMO :huh:

  • Bad Influence

    @Awesome, lmaooooo @not rounding it off

  • yallcrazy

    iAmChan says:

    I’m short. I love it.
    —————–
    How short?

    :warning: It may get alittle ugly around here :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    SHYT!!! :mad:

    Just got a big ass project that fell on my desk….see allayall later… :cuss:

  • Eazy

    you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM
    ______________________________________
    yes! I get the “i’ll climb your back girl” all the time. My first love was a shorty, I dont discriminate once I learned they swing lower than most tall guys :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall :lol:

    Chandler, how tall are you?

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: Fi May the force be with you <–Darth Vader voice :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Iheart

    :lol: just saw ur ? …that’s Ashton Kutcher…

  • Bad Influence

    :love: #knowdat

    @Ya’ll I love u tiny e-people :lol:

  • KyCakes

    FeFe says:

    @Bad

    Apparently so… :no: :shrugs:

    @Eazy

    And, you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM (which is true for me), but once given the green light it’s ALL GOOD!
    ————————————————————–
    I’m only 5’5″ but I LOVE tall Men (at least 6’2″)

    This little cat tried to push up on me that other day. His head came to my chin :blink:

    Now, I feel I’m short enough. I can’t fux with the vertically challenged Men….

  • Detective Iheart

    @Fe, Me no likey :no: Him looks scary in that pic

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Awesome … :lol: figured it out. My bad! :hug:

    If it makes you feel better, Sandra thought Igo was a bisexual female or something like that :hahaha:

  • Bad Influence

    yallcrazy says:

    iAmChan says:

    I’m short. I love it.
    —————–
    How short?

    It may get alittle ugly around here

    :dead: this bish…

  • KyCakes

    Eazy says:
    yes! I get the “i’ll climb your back girl” all the time
    —————————————————————————
    Climbing a felled tree… :ghost: <——— dying slowly

  • yallcrazy

    AWESOME says:

    @YSo :hug: There is a remedy for that…
    ———————
    Answers for Yso #helpfulthoughtfulandsht

    What’s the remedy? (shoot I don’t even know what the problem ill) :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    :dead: @Auntie thinking IGO was a bisexual female….

  • Eazy

    Climbing a felled tree
    _______________________
    maybe they like it standing up..idk :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    @Ya’ll I love u tiny e-people
    ————————
    ION feel short unless I begin to pick up some weight :shrug:
    I’m tall in my mind :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    So Igo only dates bisexual females on the weekends now? :lol:

  • candibfly

    *screams*

    HIS!

  • KyCakes

    @Eazy – you tickle me :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. :hater: (s)

    :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    This little cat tried to push up on me that other day
    :rofl:

  • I Go There

    you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM
    _____________________________________________

    yeah tall women are cool….

    :coffee:

  • iAmChan

    I’m taller than TI & Lil Wayne tho, lol

  • KyCakes

    Unpredictable says:

    All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. :hater: (s)
    ———————————————————————–
    :lol: @the visual

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    <—- wants to be Influenced

  • yallcrazy

    U, they can’t swing their legs on the train either yo :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    iAmChan says:

    I’m taller than TI & Lil Wayne tho, lol

    ___________

    T’i is 5’9 so how tall is YOU :thinking:

  • Bad Influence

    Candayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! oh how i was waiting 4 u 2 appear!

    *hands u the polaroid club pics of us holding pimp cups w/ coogi sweater dresses on*

    i thought u should have these…

  • I Go There

    yallcrazy says:

    So Igo only dates bisexual females on the weekends now
    ___________________________________________________________

    :lol:

    Perhaps

  • Eazy

    Im just glad Im not tall and thin. Then I think I would be too knocked knee for sess :lol:

  • KyCakes

    yallcrazy says:

    This little cat tried to push up on me that other day
    :rofl:
    ——————————————————————-
    What? Seriously. If I’m 5’5″ and you come to my chin, what was he, like 5’3″ or sumthin?

  • yallcrazy

    DUM DUM DUM DUM …. Wait for it :lol:

  • Eazy

    T’i is 5’9
    _________________
    for real? thought he was 5’6ish… *adds the Kang to list

  • Bad Influence

    <—–will influence the SHAT outta you… :coffee:

  • candibfly

    *good times* oh i am wearing that coogi sweater as we speak. sweatin like shyt tho cause its like 70 degrees *faints*

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    @Auntie thinking IGO was a bisexual female….
    _____________________________________________________

    Still dont know how she thought that… :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Ky, I copied that from somebody else yo :rofl: Didn’t no cat roll up on me :lol:

    ————————
    Twin :2dance: to Dallas theme song music :steer: <-really riding a hourse

  • Bad Influence

    Unpredictable says:

    All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. (s)

    i would invite u to great adventures but u cant get on nothing so….

    I KID I KID!! :hug:

  • yallcrazy

    Ky that was you :hahaha:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Eazy, he says it in Motivation.

    :whistle:
    You can look me in my eyes, see I’m ready for whatever
    Anythang don’t kill me, make me better
    I ain’t dead nigga, you can take the fame and the chedda
    And the game, and the deal, I’m still a go-getter
    Take my freedom for the moment but it ain’t fo-ever
    I got the spirit of a god, heart of a dope dealer
    I’m a king, seen hangin’ with some cold killas
    I ain’t never back down or ran from no nigga
    I ain’t sat down yet, pimp, standin’ gorilla
    Even if I’ma all alone or standin’ with four niggaz
    Tell’em jump, pimpin’ it don’t get no realer
    5’9″ with the soul of a 6’4″ nigga

  • CookieMonsterZ

    Now get back, Me Want Cooookie <—cookie monster's voice
    _________________________________________________
    :hahaha: Just playing.. though that comment did get some attention.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Tip is 5’9??? Was this listed on Wikipedia?? :think:

  • yallcrazy

    Ooooooh I wanna with Somebody
    Wanna feel the HEAT with somebody
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    With somebody who loves me :whistle:

    RIP Whit

  • KyCakes

    :rofl: @YALL

  • iAmChan

    TI is a liar, if he is 5’9, I am 5’11 <— lies and fabrications.

    I wouldn't call myself short anyways, I like to refer to myself as a pocket rocket….fun sized…straight to the point, among other things.

  • Eazy

    @Iheart he cant be that tall, maybe he padded it long time ago so he could be a hooper

  • Bad Influence

    @Candi , oh thats good! i cut mines up and made it into a turban (which im wearing now) lol

    yes, it was good times… *gives u asymmetrical bangs*

  • Detective Iheart

    @JMO see comment #299

  • yallcrazy

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    Now get back, Me Want Cooookie <—cookie monster's voice
    _________________________________________________
    :hahaha: Just playing.. though that comment did get some attention.
    —————
    *whispers* keep it on the downlow joe :coffee:

    :lol:

  • Eazy

    Not a pocket rocket !! :rofl: Damm

  • Detective Iheart

    People thought Allen Iverson was a little person and he is 6’0 or 6’1 so IJS :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    Welp, it’s been nice knowing Chan yall. Everybody hurry up and give him a :hug:

    #ikidihope

  • KyCakes

    :whistle:

    “Don’t listen to; what people say
    They don’t know about, ’bout me and you
    put it out your mind; cause it’s jealousy
    They don’t know about this you see”

  • Detective Iheart

    :dead: @ Pocket rocket :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    iheart :think: … nope, I don’t believe it… I think short men lie about their height just like older women lie about their age

  • yallcrazy

    DID THE MAN KILL OVER A WING ZING?

    THAT is the question Detective :rules: We need answers.
    Somebody better put up Yso’s disclaimer “to the family” now…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Bad Influence says:

    Unpredictable says:

    All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. (s)

    i would invite u to great adventures but u cant get on nothing so….

    I KID I KID!!
    ___________

    :lol: I can ride the kiddie rides!!!!!!!!!

  • Eazy

    Iheart he is short on TV compared to 6’6 giants surrounding him, but Ive seen TI compared to other average height men and he is not 5’9

  • yallcrazy

    I think short men lie about their height just like older women lie about their age

    *gets an attitude for no reason*

    IONO what you’re talmbout! I say my age and THEY tell ME I’m lying.

    :rofl:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Yall I have no evidence as of yet :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

    :duel:
    *rocks back and forth and pours gravy on a biscuit*
    Sophia home now……

  • yallcrazy

    Det. iheart, Are you insinuating that Mr. Ross licked the man’s fingers clean? :coffee:

  • Detective Iheart

    @Eazy, In my mind he gonna be 5’5 dammit :cuss:

  • yallcrazy

    Al :hug:

    I was gonna start talmbout Oprah the other day to get you to come out and play :grill:

  • Detective Iheart

    OOps, I meant 5’9 :ashamed:

  • iAmChan

    @ yallcrazy

    How you gonna oust me like a step child….like I dont count cuz I dont have long femurs? I AM SOMEBODY!!!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    T.I. ain’t no damned 5’9″. At least not in bare feet. :nono:

    #LoveMyLogin

  • Eazy

    :rofl: alright alright Iheart *backs away with hands up

  • http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

    :newpost: is up

  • Eazy

    But secretly the Kang is my type :ashamed:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Detective Iheart says:

    OOps, I meant 5’9 :ashamed:
    ________________________________

    :haha:

  • Bad Influence

    iAmChan says:

    @ yallcrazy

    How you gonna oust me like a step child….like I dont count cuz I dont have long femurs? I AM SOMEBODY!!!!

    NOT long femurs :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CHANDLER

    As long as a man is taller than me (5’1″ and 3/4) without heels he’s tall. :thumbsup:

  • Bad Influence

    YSoSrs says:

    T.I. ain’t no damned 5’9?. At least not in bare feet.

    #LoveMyLogin

    so ur saying he rocks those horrible wedge sneakers that SR posted bout the other day? :think:

  • iAmChan

    @ YSoSrs I love you!

  • Detective Iheart

    EFFF YOU JMO :cuss:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @BADBEW

    I ain’t said nothing of the kind. :nono:
    ( :yes: )

    @CHANDLER

    Of course you do. :grin:

  • yallcrazy

    iAmChan says:

    @ yallcrazy

    How you gonna oust me like a step child….like I dont count cuz I dont have long femurs? I AM SOMEBODY!!!!
    ———————————
    :dead: It ain’t me that I was warning you about yo :rofl:

    You see I said up top that short men need love too :lol: :hug: #femursthough LOL

    ——————–
    Yso, somebody was trying to help you with something up there ^^^ :shrug:

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: Wedge Sneakers *giggles* they’re gymshoes :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    Yes. You are very nosey helpful. :rofl:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    YSoSrs says:

    @CHANDLER

    As long as a man is taller than me (5’1? and 3/4) without heels he’s tall.

    ___________________________

    And here I was thinking I was vertically challenged, them nemba’s up there look like a combination lock code :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    TIP 5’9 :lol: that’s what he say :rolleyes: I am 5’9 stood right next to him and I was taller I give him 5’7 in half, :nono: but not 5’9