Kobe Bryant Reveals His Greek Warrior Face Mask

Sandra Rose March 1, 2012

NBA superstar Kobe Bryant fractured his nose and suffered a concussion during the 2012 All Star game. But the self-centered Lakers forward won’t let a broken nose and a mild concussion prevent him from chasing the all-time NBA scoring record.

The injuries occurred during Sunday’s All-Star game in Orlando, when Miami Heat shooting guard Dwyane Wade attempted to stop Kobe from making a wide open slam dunk. Wade has since apologized to Kobe publicly and in private.

The league has strict policies on players who are diagnosed with concussions. The policy requires players with head injuries to sit out a number of games and the policy determines when players can return to the court. But we are talking about Kobe Bryant, who has records to break.

Bryant did not miss a game after suffering his injuries. He walked out on the court wearing his version of a Greek warrior mask in last night’s game against the Timberwolves. The mask is to prevent further injuries to his face — and to protect the league from liability — while he ~~selfishly~~ chases NBA records.

Last month Kobe Bryant surpassed Shaquille O’Neal on the all-time scoring list by scoring 28 points in a loss to the Philadelphia 76ers.

He is already the all-time leading scorer in Lakers franchise history, but he wants more. Bryant holds or shares numerous NBA records with other NBA stars past and present — but he wants them all.

Bryant broke basketball legend Michael Jordan’s scoring record during Sunday’s All-Star game, but he has yet to catch Jordan’s all-time NBA scoring record of 29,277.

If Bryant stays healthy, he’s on pace to break Jordan’s all-time NBA scoring record sometime in 2014. After that, Bryant will set his sights on breaking Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s All-time NBA scoring record of 38,000 points. Bryant will ultimately break every NBA record even it kills him.

Photos by Harry How/Getty Images North America

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Yes, cause we ALL know that Kobe’s face has enough injuries as it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

No comment…
ZenChickAtl

Now when I see the word warrior I automatically think of the Booty Warrior
CookieMonsterZ

I call that the Rip Hamilton mask
CookieMonsterZ

@ Sassy.
CookieMonsterZ

The way Kobe has been getting injured, he’d be lucky to make it all the way through the 2013 season.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

this post made me giggle, lol its like a clear Zorro mask .
The Makeup Maven

SASS-A-FRASS
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I ain’t laffin’ @ HIM sis!
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

CookieMonsterZ says:

I call that the Rip Hamilton mask
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I was just about to say that … He been wearing that thing for years…

I saw the Bulls kick azz last night though
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Not a thing nice to say. Not one.
prynsexxx

So is this post about A.) a mask, 2.) Kobe’s scoring game or G.) Kobe being a selfish narcis______ <—- yall know the word.

Sandy you're all over the place with this here post.

#sendingmemixedsignalsn'chit
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis… Hmmmph
Jmo…
iAmChan

Wade should have closed lined him to make him have to wear a man bra…Lord knows I can’t stand nothing bout Kobe….he sure can shoot a ball though. Werd to the chick in CO.
CookieMonsterZ

@ JMO, ok, like he’s the Phantom of the Opera or something.

I saw part of that game, turned to it after I watched the Knicks comeback against the Cavs.
sexyphillygirl

I am not a Kobe fan by the least but he is a athlete so Im not surprised he is playing with that awful looking mask on.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sandra
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ichan…
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS!
Ms.Fashion

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Yes, cause we ALL know that Kobe’s face has enough injuries as it is.

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You better say that ish loud!!!!!
CookieMonsterZ

Lord knows I can’t stand nothing bout Kobe….he sure can shoot a ball though
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Narcissism. But he can ball and has become more of a team-player with age. #positive
iAmChan

@ !*LaKErCHiC@*! what I do? lol, I said he can shoot a ball, lol…and it hurts for me to say that!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

CookieMonsterZ says:

@ JMO, ok, like he’s the Phantom of the Opera or something.

I saw part of that game, turned to it after I watched the Knicks comeback against the Cavs.
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You are in my head today!!! Thats what I was trying to think of… He looks like that for real

Lakes
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ichan who ur teams sir?
The Makeup Maven

@ IamChan – Don’t do it! MY SIS :hearts: the Lakers!
OutsidetheBox

<—wants Kanye's Zanotti shoes.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis I’m being nice today…
Eazy

Not too much on him
iAmChan

@ CookieMonsterZ

I agree, I believe that my disdain for the man called Kobe is rooted from his early years, the beef with Shaq and the imitation of all that was the game of M.J. He had no respect for anyone and now when its all winding down, he will always be known as an ass hole who tried to change his image too late in the game.
iAmChan

@ CookieMonsterZ

I agree, I believe that my disdain for the man called Kobe is rooted from his early years, the beef with Shaq and the imitation of all that was the game of M.J. He had no respect for anyone and now when its all winding down, he will always be known as an ass hole who tried to change his image too late in the game.
CookieMonsterZ

@JMO
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I’m just tryna warn him with him being slightly new to posting. EVERYONE ELSE know how you feel about Kobe and ‘dem Lakers, but I’ono sis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Sup
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Please don’t get lakes mad. When she gets angry, she breaks the blog
Ty

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Yes, cause we ALL know that Kobe’s face has enough injuries as it is.
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U aint lying. At least the mask covered the trail of bumps on his face
The Makeup Maven

MIRS
The Makeup Maven

@ (JMO) – He don’t know!
mrsloveleigh

His injuries were minor and yes he was concussed but it was mild. If this were a full contact sport like football I would agree he needs to sit out but basketball is not full contact
CookieMonsterZ

@Chan, That’s what I was trying to tell one of my friends the other day. She swore Kobe could do no wrong. She told me “Most announcers would disagree with you.” I was like, obviously you haven’t been watching that team for very long.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Tatted!!! Heyyyy my height challenged bew!!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ichan fudge personal feelings. About his attitude.. That ball game is sick… so who ur team?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

@ (JMO) – He don’t know!
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CookieMonsterZ

Kobe is talented though, so to his fans (esp Laker).
The Makeup Maven

My Height Challenged Bew! YOU LOOK SO PURTTI! (I can see you outside of your gravi of Big Ang). I met Fefe in person and she bugged off of how short I was, mind you I was wearing 3.5 BCBG Wedge Boots!
CookieMonsterZ

*whispers to Tatted* she’s not mad @ me, right?
The Makeup Maven

@ – are you laffin @ your new symbol for your name???
neen-o

I logged in just to say, DO NOT HATE ON MY MAN KOBE! Cut the sh*t out.. thanks! L4L
iAmChan

@ !*LaKErCHiC@*!

I have been a heat fan since Tim Hardaway and Alonzo Mourning was body slamming New York Knicks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

Yeah and it didn’t help that I’m already 5’10” and had some heels on too!
The Makeup Maven

@ Cookie SHE TOM’BOUT IAMCHAN!
Ty

Can we get a post on Rose’s endorsement deal *smirk*

#hating
neen-o

He throws on a mask and continues to play hard, while other players get a hang nail and sit out of 3-5 game. GTFOH. You may not like Kobe, but respect his dedication to the game of basketball. Uuugh y’all are some hatin’ ass mofos. *logs off*
The Makeup Maven

@ FE – IKR! I love being short, but then I have to come up on women like you, who are fabulous and all that….FUGGED ME UP!
alabasterboi

@ Sassy,

may i please place my head between your thighs and not come up until my tongue is numb??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I mean, ok dayum!
I Go There

Can Rip Hamilton that played in Detroit get some love cause he was one of the first people to wear this…

I dont get it Kobe is good to me
and copying MJs game was damn smart. If you gonna copy someone might as be the best. Rather that than trying to be like Popeye Jones…. IJS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

Girl please, you REMAIN a fabulous half-pint lil bit!
The Makeup Maven

My boss just bought us lunch from Bob Evans (only midwest area) and I ordered the Salmon w/Garlic Butter, The greenbeans w/ham and the sweet corn. MAYNE, THIS SHYT RATT HERE….THIS SHYT RATT HERE!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Tatted yes
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe! DON’T MAKE ME FOOT THE ENTIRE BILL OF YOUR PANERA MEAL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

The Makeup Maven says:

My Height Challenged Bew! YOU LOOK SO PURTTI! (I can see you outside of your gravi of Big Ang). I met Fefe in person and she bugged off of how short I was, mind you I was wearing 3.5 BCBG Wedge Boots!
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Thank you lovely!!!!! I see you givin the camera fever in ya graiv as usual.

I remember the first time I kicked my heels off at work, these fools couldn’t stop laughin at my lil azz.
OutsidetheBox

Somebodys upset.
iAmChan

@ neen-o

His game is respected, other things, not so much….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

*licks lips*

I Bob Evans…
The Makeup Maven

@ OH, OKAY! ANYTIME YOU SEE THAT, I’M TAWKIN’ TO YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

FeFe says:

I mean, ok dayum!
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Word!!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

D Rose has been playing (and scoring) with back spasms. That’s what they are supposed to do if they are getting paid millions of dollars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

:hugs:

@OTB

IKR! Kobe is that youuuuuu?????
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

neen-o says:

I logged in just to say, DO NOT HATE ON MY MAN KOBE! Cut the sh*t out.. thanks! L4L
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Go ahead and log back out

#Rose
The Makeup Maven

@ MIRS – You’re welcome. IT’S THE TRUFF! I did the same thing. Kicked my shoes off and got clowned on. I was told I was the “PERFECT” height tho.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Tatted and OTB
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ichan …. And u hating on kobe….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @Mirs
Ty

alabasterboi says:

@ Sassy,

may i please place my head between your thighs and not come up until my tongue is numb??
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Well damn
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – I Bob Evans too. Especially their Turkey Knife and Fork sandwich. Them bishes have the nerve to put mashed potatoes, dressing and gravi on that bish!
CookieMonsterZ

@Tatted, ok, good.
OutsidetheBox

Go ahead a log back out????????

Cut em low and wide Denise!
CookieMonsterZ

Go ahead and log back out
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@Tatted, my cousin is 6’1, and I had to tell her that I hate hangin with her, cuz I feel like she should be carrying me in a Bjorn baby carrier.
The Makeup Maven

@ OTB – Who mad???
OutsidetheBox

And did CHOCD get banned? Her gravi was a non gravi!
CookieMonsterZ

Uuugh y’all are some hatin’ ass mofos.
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<—- haterade
MissHarlem

This is post is just for LAKES
Bad Influence

oh herro folks..

MiniThug!
Bad Influence

Fiance… get cho ass over here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@ JMO!!!!!!

FeFe Heyyy hun!!!
The Makeup Maven

@ MIRS – I know. EVERYBODY I know is taller than me, but one thang I got to admit. When I throw on some heals and lift ALL these thighs up on ’em, I let’s it rip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @MissH and Bad Influence
OutsidetheBox

Kobe *cough* NEEN O *cough*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Harlem
Bad :hunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Bad Influence says:

Fiance… get cho ass over here!
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Is that????? *faints*

Heyyyyyyyy Bew!!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Y’all some mean, bitter bishes.

#FCKTHELAKERS.
CookieMonsterZ

@Chan, so you like the style of the Heat now?
OutsidetheBox

What a fitting name!

Hi His!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Neen doing too mush…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@YSo

I think you and I have the same hate and dislike for the Fakers…

#FCKTHELAKERS and #FCKKOBE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

The Makeup Maven says:

@ MIRS – I know. EVERYBODY I know is taller than me, but one thang I got to admit. When I throw on some heals and lift ALL these thighs up on ‘em, I let’s it rip!
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Girl, yes!!!!!!!! I be killin it in my heels.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yso… U don’t mean that
Bad Influence

Fe! Meowwwww *puurrrr*

hey Lakes!

MiniThug, lmaooooo hewwo suga :2dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

OTB!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @THEBADDESTBEW
More :hugs: @OGMOMMY
MissHarlem

FEFE, MIRS, LAKES, YSO and hell again why not TATTED

OTB I answered in the last post IDK honestly I shouldnt be but I paid bills so a lil treat and I know you know some good webs

FIANCE till you cant walk no more lubs ya
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Fefe so u just going to cut a bish
CookieMonsterZ

Melo
I Go There

Well the Mavs are still the Champs so…
OutsidetheBox

Hey Mirsy!!! :dance2: I learned to dance while you were away.
Bad Influence

Ysooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hey bewski!

OtBizzle…how u be ma?
The Makeup Maven

@ MIRS – I have no doubt that you do!
Bad Influence

Fiance, lubz ya back<3

hey IGo
MissHarlem

Oh and again short people ROCK the world wouldnt sping right without us (shut up lemme have this)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Harlem, Yso Heyyyy bews!!!!

@OTB, real G’s don’t dance, they Boogie —–>
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FEFE & LAKER

I have to hate The Losers and anyone that plays for them. It’s in my official Chicago contract. I had to sign it when NBA players were still wearing short shorts.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

no amor at all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@ Lakes

:hugs: don’t take it personal hon…I’ve felt like this for YEARS!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

Go ahead a log back out????????

Cut em low and wide Denise!
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The Makeup Maven

HARLEM-BOOGIE!
neen-o

@JMO nah I’m good.

@IamChan… I agree, his personal life isn’t the best but the man balls so hard.
Kei_lyme

BAD!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHATTED

I bet that’s the same way Man feels in his Executive Stilettos. Can’t tell him sht. *z-snap*
The Makeup Maven

@ Harlem – Are you height-challenged as well???
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

YSoSrs says:

@CHATTED

I bet that’s the same way Man feels in his Executive Stilettos. Can’t tell him sht. *z-snap*
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Bad Influence

Fe, whos that in ur gravi?

*sigh* I need foodz right nao!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

*In my killer mike voice* #111 that’s my bish right there.

to the rest of yall, too…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

HARLEM!! :hugs:
The Makeup Maven

@ YSO, so you just TRYNA get MAN up in here “queening” out, huh?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@YSo

It may be because I am a die hard Celtics fan…but umm yeah, I think I could POSSIBLY like the Lakers again if Kobe wasn’t there…
The Makeup Maven

Don’t influence YSO!
I Go There

Hey His

I see em Jingling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

@Bad Influence
@MIRS!! if you don’t getcho as$ outta here and get back in my inbox!!!
iAmChan

@ CookieMonsterZ

I like this Heat team a lil better than the one when we won the title. They are playing with a chip on their shoulder. Imma need LeBron to start doing trusting himself in the 4th though.

@ !*LaKErCHiC@*!

I’m not HATING hating, I just don’t like the person, the ball player is a hall of famer.

Has Neen-O logged out yet? Doesn’t matter. That is all.
Bad Influence

@Yso, where is Man at with them kitten heels with the ankle strap?

@Kei, where’s my kid yo? *looks for my NEW shank*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Bad

It’s Ashton Kutcher looking all rugged couture and shyt…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

YSoSrs says:

@CHATTED

I bet that’s the same way Man feels in his Executive Stilettos. Can’t tell him sht. *z-snap*
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexyphillygirl

@Tatted-I am height challenged a whole 5’0 I MUST wear heels when I go out, people think imma daym kid smh. Well these DDD make me look like a grown woman lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

Kobe looks extra Eustache Dauger -ish in that mask. And that wasnt nothing but a love tap.
http://www.reverbnation.com/chuckthurgood BK2ATLMAN

Kobe sucks.. people
I Go There

Hey

Nikke

Whats up.
Eazy

Is my eyes deceiving me
yallcrazy

The nfl doesn’t play that! If you’ve got a concussion, you sit out… Let his stupid azz play though yo Brain gone be all kinds up phukced up ION care either way though

To all yesterday’s Mike haters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

OHoney says:

@Bad Influence
@MIRS!! if you don’t getcho as$ outta here and get back in my inbox!!!
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I did.
Kei_lyme

@Bad

YSO has him she held me up at gunpoint and kidnapped him.
MissHarlem

TATTS why yes I am 5’2″ and lub it

OHONEY long time no font

I GO howdy
Bad Influence

Nikkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hi mama!!

@IGO, always…lol

O’Hoeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *17 quick fondles* hey bebeh<3

wheres Brown?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Heyyyy Nikke & Yall What it do???
Detective Iheart

I’s back now my work compruter didnt want me to font with yall today
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Tatted … but YSO is hilarious though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Hey MissH I was round these parts yesterday
The Makeup Maven

@ Sexyphilly – WELL DAYUM! I feel like a tall woman compared to you! I remember I was 5’1 for longeest and then I hit my mid 20’s and ended up being 5’2. Thing is, I think I’mma shrink as I get older!
:crying1:
yallcrazy

Ho’boygurrggg grrrr I can see you now

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SON
EZ
Tatted
Nikke
Fi
Igo
U
Chan
——————
& WWWH (no clues)
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yso it’s in my birff certicate that I must be lakernation gold n purple
sexyphillygirl

@Tatted-lawd if I shrink imma fit in somebody pocket when I get old lol.
The Makeup Maven

@ – She IS hilarious. That’s why she don’t need no one laffin’ wit’ her!
MissHarlem

KEI

SON :2dance: what is todays tunes
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

iheart
Bad Influence

@Kei, oh thats no problem…YSO was CLEARLY getting him back 4 me….right YSO??
(gimme my baby!)
The Makeup Maven

*places Sexyphilly ever so carefully in my jean pocket*
http://www.reverbnation.com/chuckthurgood BK2ATLMAN

my ex was only 4’11 and she use to get mad when i called her a little..
yallcrazy

U, same ole same ole & I’m plotting right now yo!

Detective, get on that case <–casework

Jmo, I didn't see you there
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:
so you just TRYNA get MAN up in here “queening” out
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Fugg all yall 5’1 and taller.
The Makeup Maven

Smurfette
CookieMonsterZ

neen-o says:
*logs off*
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@JMO nah I’m good.
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So.. will the real Neen-O please stand up?
Ty

Iheart that damn gravi
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Yall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

We all shrink with age, gravity pull… My mom is not as tall as she used to be, she used to be the same height as me but she’s like 5’9 now…

:hugs: @Smurfette
iAmChan

@ yallcrazy

whats good! Your avi makes me wanna do the cabbage patch, but then I realize where I am.

@ !*LaKErCHiC@*! <– Why am I JUST reading between your !* – *! I get it now.

*OAN – I love you pint sized womenz…love yall to pieces!
MissHarlem

OHONEY oh my fault must have been in and out when you came
yallcrazy

SON :2dance:

Dontchew forget about me
Dont Don’t Dontchew forget about me

(Breakfast Club )
The Makeup Maven

@ Bk2ATL

We are the littles

I usta that cartoon!
yallcrazy

*WWWHH
Bad Influence

oh heyul nawl @Ihearts gravi

Ho’boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance:
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I hungry
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

*places Sexyphilly ever so carefully in my jean pocket*

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You mean more like the mini pocket on the front of a T-Shirt!

5 ft nada!! yikes!
yallcrazy

do it Chan, do it

I sang OPP to my boss earlier
The Makeup Maven

@ Kycakes – WHY YOU LAFFIN’ @ ME???
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Cookie
Detective Iheart

@Yall, What case With officer Ricky and them chicken wangs??
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – I know. My grandmother was 5’2 and then she ended up being 5’0 i think…maybe 4’11!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ichan
KyCakes

<———- Munchin' on Lamar's Donuts…These bishes are heavenly!
yallcrazy

<–5'2 1/2" *John Travolta strut* (ala Candi)
Bad Influence

is there a new post yet?
The Makeup Maven

JMO says:

The Makeup Maven says:

*places Sexyphilly ever so carefully in my jean pocket*

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You mean more like the mini pocket on the front of a T-Shirt!

5 ft nada!! yikes!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Are you e-instigating ???
KyCakes

Tatted you know you’re my heart!

But @Man queenin’ out? That was so….spot on descriptive
CookieMonsterZ

O time. Back to the I go.
yallcrazy

Detective Iheart says:

@Yall, What case With officer Ricky and them chicken wangs??
—————
Well, I was talmbout your computer “issues” but now that you mention it, YES We will need to see said Findings on the Case of the dead dude at the Dying to get to a wingzing Chicken man’s house yo
Detective Iheart

Is that… dare I say it, HIS where you been bish with you purty self :hugs:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Yeah…Uh…eff KEI for tryna get me today. :whitakereye:

@BADBEW

Here is Jojo. I been keeping him warm for you, that’s all. I swear! :hugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME
Eazy

I hungry
________________
me too
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – Not John Travolta strut!

@ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN???
sexyphillygirl

well daym JMO lol them pockets are tiny

@Tatted-at least ill be comfy in the pocket with your ta ta’s lol. But the crazy thing is I was the tallest in my class in elementary school I did a growth spurt and stopped growing lol
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

Been lurking all morning, and going back to lurking Afternoon Family, alllllllllllll yalllllllllllllllsssss nothing to add
Eazy

Sup @Yall
yallcrazy

Man is not a queen
*snickers* *goes into deep thought*
Detective Iheart

I’m 5’5 and my hubby calls me short all the dayum time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Really?

There is an O time on here???? #seriousquestion
Eazy

<—– This chick here is 5'9 and dont like it
Bad Influence

so er’body is short in here? *sits my 5’7 1/2″ ass in the kona*

my sister is only 4’11” n that heffa is older than me…she didnt get the height or the booty *twerks sum’n*
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:
@ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN???
———————————————————————
Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen hide nor stiletto heel of that boy
yallcrazy

CookieMonsterZ says:

O time. Back to the I go.
———————————–
:stop: it. Ain’t no future in your frontin’ (I don’t mean that, I just thought of that song yo )

Now get back, Me Want Cooookie <—cookie monster's voice
The Makeup Maven

@ Sexyphilly
MissHarlem

SON havent seen that movie in a min
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @Creamy
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KY

“Lamar’s Donuts”…I just thought some totally wrong sht when I first read that…
yallcrazy

Creamayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bad Influence

Iheart

Awesomeeeeeeeeeee do it again! *pevic thrust*
The Makeup Maven

KyCakes says:

The Makeup Maven says:
@ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN???
———————————————————————
Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen hide nor stiletto heel of that boy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’m officially don’ fuggin’ wit’cho!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

6′ 2 1/256″
The Makeup Maven

Remember when MAN’s azz link was those dayum height adjusters???
Bad Influence

<—–really can't deal with Ihearts gravi

@Fe, whats O time? #nosey
yallcrazy

SON, you remember that song? Hey, hey hey *band play on*

Walk on byyyyyyyy
KyCakes

YSoSrs says:

@KY

“Lamar’s Donuts”…I just thought some totally wrong sht when I first read that…
—————————————————————————
Now that you pointed that out…

We’re getting Dunkin Donuts back in the next month
The Makeup Maven

@ Awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Eazy

Ummmm, how you NOT gonna like being tall!? Don’t make me with you….

Tall women are graceful goddesses (unless your name is NeNe or Marlo or Wendell) who should embrace the beauty like a swan…you are too beautiful for that….
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@EAZY

Hush up! I wish I was that tall sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Bad

I’m not 100% sure but I THINK it may be a reference to the O . that other people seem to notice but that I’m Ray Charles to…
KyCakes

The Makeup Maven says:

KyCakes says:

The Makeup Maven says:
@ Kycakes – Speaking of, where is MAN???
———————————————————————
Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen hide nor stiletto heel of that boy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’m officially don’ fuggin’ wit’cho!
————————————————————————
What?

I believe it was HIS who got started with ‘the executive height adjusters’

Isn’t that right, HIS?

@HIS – How ya doin’ anyway, sug?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

5’4
yallcrazy

Well I’ll give ’em something to talk about….
Yall remember this . O

Or something like that
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @AWESOME

But you’re too tall for me.
Bad Influence

well atleast Eazy is tall like me…i no longer feel alone around u ankle height hussies!
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS @ you being 5’4!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

what I miss
KyCakes

Bad Influence says:

well atleast Eazy is tall like me…i no longer feel alone around u ankle height hussies!
—————————————————————–
Knee high to a grasshopper
Eazy

@Fefe Im attracted to small frame guys so my height/weight ratio dont match with what I like. Reminds me of Ren/Stimpy in public
The Makeup Maven

@ ankle height hussies!
yallcrazy

AWESOME says:

6? 2 1/256?
————–
But what the hail does this ish mean yo?
Detective Iheart

@ His for calling short folks ankle height
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Eazy

Oh NOW I get you….see I like small frame guys too, but they need to be tall so it’s all good… my husband is a small man, but he’s 6’2″
Bad Influence

@Ky, it was BROWN that started it i believe.. I told him that he had on kitten heels/wedges/thigh high boots. then er’body else ran with it

@Fe, oh! that lil joke is still around eh?
Detective Iheart

Yso :rollseyes:
yallcrazy

EZ, fukc who don’t like it yo! You go and get you a short man and you walk proud with that man.

Please don’t let what we’ve been taught as “acceptable” influence who you are attracted to. Small men need love too yo
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Eazy u tall glass of,agua
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

I’s 5’9
MissHarlem

SON I sure do

FIANCE ummmm watch your mouth when you talking about awesome shortness
Eazy

Bad Influence says:

well atleast Eazy is tall like me…i no longer feel alone around u ankle height hussies!

_________________________
yes ma’am Im up there with you
KyCakes

Bad Influence says:

@Ky, it was BROWN that started it i believe.. I told him that he had on kitten heels/wedges/thigh high boots. then er’body else ran with it
———————————————————————
That ish was classic!
yallcrazy

Ho’boygurrggghh

Folks been e-mailing SR and ish talmbout the O.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

sexyphillygirl says:

well daym JMO lol them pockets are tiny
_____________________________________________

Tatted … no, just teasing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

yallcrazy says:

AWESOME says:

6? 2 1/256?
————–
But what the hail does this ish mean yo?

_______

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!: rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

@YSo There is a remedy for that…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

AWESOME says:

6? 2 1/256?
_________________________________________________

love a tall man!!

:stop: ok wait, are you a man?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

His
Bad Influence

@Fiance, shush… ur short ass is the love of my life girl!

@Eazy HIGH five! (we give the little ones LOW fives) I kid I kid
Detective Iheart

O what O
Eazy

ok wait, are you a man?
________________________
thats what I was thinking…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Bad

Apparently so…

@Eazy

And, you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM (which is true for me), but once given the green light it’s ALL GOOD!
Detective Iheart

@Fe, Who the fugg is that in you gravi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

I don’t round it off. I’m keeping that extra 1/256th of an inch. It helps me reach things.
iAmChan

I’m short. I love it.
Bad Influence

yallcrazy says:

Ho’boygurrggghh

Folks been e-mailing SR and ish talmbout the O.

im not beat 4 that ish…how old are we? so sad…
yallcrazy

we give the little ones LOW fives

Jmo, didn’t you learn not to talk to strangers Did somebody get Awesome a Welcome Packet yet?
MissHarlem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

@JMO
Bad Influence

@Awesome, lmaooooo @not rounding it off
yallcrazy

iAmChan says:

I’m short. I love it.
—————–
How short?

It may get alittle ugly around here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

SHYT!!!

Just got a big ass project that fell on my desk….see allayall later…
Eazy

you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM
______________________________________
yes! I get the “i’ll climb your back girl” all the time. My first love was a shorty, I dont discriminate once I learned they swing lower than most tall guys
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Yall

Chandler, how tall are you?
yallcrazy

Fi May the force be with you <–Darth Vader voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Iheart

just saw ur ? …that’s Ashton Kutcher…
Bad Influence

#knowdat

@Ya’ll I love u tiny e-people
KyCakes

FeFe says:

@Bad

Apparently so…

@Eazy

And, you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM (which is true for me), but once given the green light it’s ALL GOOD!
————————————————————–
I’m only 5’5″ but I LOVE tall Men (at least 6’2″)

This little cat tried to push up on me that other day. His head came to my chin

Now, I feel I’m short enough. I can’t fux with the vertically challenged Men….
Detective Iheart

@Fe, Me no likey Him looks scary in that pic
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Awesome … figured it out. My bad!

If it makes you feel better, Sandra thought Igo was a bisexual female or something like that
Bad Influence

yallcrazy says:

iAmChan says:

I’m short. I love it.
—————–
How short?

It may get alittle ugly around here

this bish…
KyCakes

Eazy says:
yes! I get the “i’ll climb your back girl” all the time
—————————————————————————
Climbing a felled tree… <——— dying slowly
yallcrazy

AWESOME says:

@YSo There is a remedy for that…
———————
Answers for Yso #helpfulthoughtfulandsht

What’s the remedy? (shoot I don’t even know what the problem ill)
KyCakes

@Auntie thinking IGO was a bisexual female….
Eazy

Climbing a felled tree
_______________________
maybe they like it standing up..idk
yallcrazy

@Ya’ll I love u tiny e-people
————————
ION feel short unless I begin to pick up some weight
I’m tall in my mind
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
yallcrazy

So Igo only dates bisexual females on the weekends now?
candibfly

*screams*

HIS!
KyCakes

@Eazy – you tickle me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. (s)
yallcrazy

This little cat tried to push up on me that other day
I Go There

you’d actually be surprised at how many short men actually LOVE tall women, the issue is that they are intimidated and they think that WE don’t like THEM
_____________________________________________

yeah tall women are cool….
iAmChan

I’m taller than TI & Lil Wayne tho, lol
KyCakes

Unpredictable says:

All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. (s)
———————————————————————–
@the visual
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

<—- wants to be Influenced
yallcrazy

U, they can’t swing their legs on the train either yo
Detective Iheart

iAmChan says:

I’m taller than TI & Lil Wayne tho, lol

___________

T’i is 5’9 so how tall is YOU
Bad Influence

Candayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! oh how i was waiting 4 u 2 appear!

*hands u the polaroid club pics of us holding pimp cups w/ coogi sweater dresses on*

i thought u should have these…
I Go There

yallcrazy says:

So Igo only dates bisexual females on the weekends now
___________________________________________________________

Perhaps
Eazy

Im just glad Im not tall and thin. Then I think I would be too knocked knee for sess
KyCakes

yallcrazy says:

This little cat tried to push up on me that other day

——————————————————————-
What? Seriously. If I’m 5’5″ and you come to my chin, what was he, like 5’3″ or sumthin?
yallcrazy

DUM DUM DUM DUM …. Wait for it
Eazy

T’i is 5’9
_________________
for real? thought he was 5’6ish… *adds the Kang to list
Bad Influence

<—–will influence the SHAT outta you…
candibfly

*good times* oh i am wearing that coogi sweater as we speak. sweatin like shyt tho cause its like 70 degrees *faints*
I Go There

KyCakes says:

@Auntie thinking IGO was a bisexual female….
_____________________________________________________

Still dont know how she thought that…
yallcrazy

Ky, I copied that from somebody else yo Didn’t no cat roll up on me

————————
Twin :2dance: to Dallas theme song music <-really riding a hourse
Bad Influence

Unpredictable says:

All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. (s)

i would invite u to great adventures but u cant get on nothing so….

I KID I KID!!
yallcrazy

Ky that was you
Detective Iheart

@Eazy, he says it in Motivation.

You can look me in my eyes, see I’m ready for whatever
Anythang don’t kill me, make me better
I ain’t dead nigga, you can take the fame and the chedda
And the game, and the deal, I’m still a go-getter
Take my freedom for the moment but it ain’t fo-ever
I got the spirit of a god, heart of a dope dealer
I’m a king, seen hangin’ with some cold killas
I ain’t never back down or ran from no nigga
I ain’t sat down yet, pimp, standin’ gorilla
Even if I’ma all alone or standin’ with four niggaz
Tell’em jump, pimpin’ it don’t get no realer
5’9″ with the soul of a 6’4″ nigga
CookieMonsterZ

Now get back, Me Want Cooookie <—cookie monster's voice
_________________________________________________
Just playing.. though that comment did get some attention.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Tip is 5’9??? Was this listed on Wikipedia??
yallcrazy

Ooooooh I wanna with Somebody
Wanna feel the HEAT with somebody
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

With somebody who loves me

RIP Whit
KyCakes

@YALL
iAmChan

TI is a liar, if he is 5’9, I am 5’11 <— lies and fabrications.

I wouldn't call myself short anyways, I like to refer to myself as a pocket rocket….fun sized…straight to the point, among other things.
Eazy

@Iheart he cant be that tall, maybe he padded it long time ago so he could be a hooper
Bad Influence

@Candi , oh thats good! i cut mines up and made it into a turban (which im wearing now) lol

yes, it was good times… *gives u asymmetrical bangs*
Detective Iheart

@JMO see comment #299
yallcrazy

CookieMonsterZ says:

Now get back, Me Want Cooookie <—cookie monster's voice
_________________________________________________
Just playing.. though that comment did get some attention.
—————
*whispers* keep it on the downlow joe
Eazy

Not a pocket rocket !! Damm
Detective Iheart

People thought Allen Iverson was a little person and he is 6’0 or 6’1 so IJS
yallcrazy

Welp, it’s been nice knowing Chan yall. Everybody hurry up and give him a

#ikidihope
KyCakes

“Don’t listen to; what people say
They don’t know about, ’bout me and you
put it out your mind; cause it’s jealousy
They don’t know about this you see”
Detective Iheart

@ Pocket rocket
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

iheart … nope, I don’t believe it… I think short men lie about their height just like older women lie about their age
yallcrazy

DID THE MAN KILL OVER A WING ZING?

THAT is the question Detective We need answers.
Somebody better put up Yso’s disclaimer “to the family” now…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Bad Influence says:

Unpredictable says:

All yall tall fools just mad cuz yall can’t sit on a curb, and swing ya feet. (s)

i would invite u to great adventures but u cant get on nothing so….

I KID I KID!!
___________

I can ride the kiddie rides!!!!!!!!!
Eazy

Iheart he is short on TV compared to 6’6 giants surrounding him, but Ive seen TI compared to other average height men and he is not 5’9
yallcrazy

I think short men lie about their height just like older women lie about their age

*gets an attitude for no reason*

IONO what you’re talmbout! I say my age and THEY tell ME I’m lying.
Detective Iheart

@Yall I have no evidence as of yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

*rocks back and forth and pours gravy on a biscuit*
Sophia home now……
yallcrazy

Det. iheart, Are you insinuating that Mr. Ross licked the man’s fingers clean?
Detective Iheart

@Eazy, In my mind he gonna be 5’5 dammit
yallcrazy

Al

I was gonna start talmbout Oprah the other day to get you to come out and play
Detective Iheart

OOps, I meant 5’9
iAmChan

@ yallcrazy

How you gonna oust me like a step child….like I dont count cuz I dont have long femurs? I AM SOMEBODY!!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

T.I. ain’t no damned 5’9″. At least not in bare feet.

#LoveMyLogin
Eazy

alright alright Iheart *backs away with hands up
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

is up
Eazy

But secretly the Kang is my type
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Detective Iheart says:

OOps, I meant 5’9
________________________________
Bad Influence

iAmChan says:

@ yallcrazy

How you gonna oust me like a step child….like I dont count cuz I dont have long femurs? I AM SOMEBODY!!!!

NOT long femurs
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHANDLER

As long as a man is taller than me (5’1″ and 3/4) without heels he’s tall.
Bad Influence

YSoSrs says:

T.I. ain’t no damned 5’9?. At least not in bare feet.

#LoveMyLogin

so ur saying he rocks those horrible wedge sneakers that SR posted bout the other day?
iAmChan

@ YSoSrs I love you!
Detective Iheart

EFFF YOU JMO
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@BADBEW

I ain’t said nothing of the kind.
( )

@CHANDLER

Of course you do.
yallcrazy

iAmChan says:

@ yallcrazy

How you gonna oust me like a step child….like I dont count cuz I dont have long femurs? I AM SOMEBODY!!!!
———————————
It ain’t me that I was warning you about yo

You see I said up top that short men need love too #femursthough LOL

——————–
Yso, somebody was trying to help you with something up there ^^^
yallcrazy

Wedge Sneakers *giggles* they’re gymshoes
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YALL

Yes. You are very ~~nosey~~ helpful.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

YSoSrs says:

@CHANDLER

As long as a man is taller than me (5’1? and 3/4) without heels he’s tall.

___________________________

And here I was thinking I was vertically challenged, them nemba’s up there look like a combination lock code
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

TIP 5’9 that’s what he say I am 5’9 stood right next to him and I was taller I give him 5’7 in half, but not 5’9

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