La La’s ‘Full Court Life’ beats BBW in TV ratings race

La La Anthony was all smiles while strolling in NYC yesterday. She was probably in a good mood because the season premiere of her reality TV show garnered high ratings.

According to TVByTheNumbers, “La La’s Full Court Life” outperformed “Basketball Wives” season 4 opener. In fact “Full Court” scored the series’ highest ratings ever, averaging 1.8 million total viewers for the series opener. But tellingly, viewers tumbled to 600K for the repeat episode at 11PM. Still, the series opener performed 18% higher than last season’s premiere.

The premiere of VH1′s new series “Styled by June,” starring celebrity stylist June Ambrose” didn’t do so well in the ratings.

“June” averaged barely 1.1 million total viewers, which wasn’t good enough to beat the new episode of “Basketball Wives” season 4. The BBW episode attracted an anemic 1.2 million viewers. gee, I wonder what happened to all their viewers? Could it be that viewers are tired of the scripted wig snatching scenes?

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355 Responses to “La La’s ‘Full Court Life’ beats BBW in TV ratings race”

  1. 1

    LaLa’s show was background noise for me while I was on the phone…I wasn’t really paying much attention to it…so yeah, I added to her ratings, but I couldn’t tell you much of what happened… :shrugs:

  2. 2
    breniqua says:

    :coffee:

  3. 3
    flsun99 says:

    Could it be that viewers are tired of the scripted wig snatching scenes?
    *******************
    Yup! That’s it.

  4. 4
    EB says:

    I finally watched a full episode of Lala show. It was boring and it might as well be a scripted television show. :coffee:

  5. 5
    waterlily_76 says:

    LaLa has a show? :yawn:

  6. 6

    She is such a dummy :coffee:

  7. 7
    EB says:

    When lala was talking with cthagod, angie beyince, and her sidekicks Mario and luigi asking for marriage advice i was like :blink:

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    lovezoe says:

    BBHoes is boring this season. Same script, same cast. Until someone line the veneers up for cruella it’s gone be boring.

    Lala messing with her dignity for ratings. Like showing the preview of her slapping po, all for ratings.

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    Iheart says:

    Didn’t watch either so I got nothing :shrugs:

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    KDub says:

    I want her to apologize to the sidewalk for having her toes all over it though like that.

    Toes “scratching and survivin” to hold on (@Pryn)

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Why is she slapping Poe?

    And :waves: all! I’m feeling a little, tinnnyy, bit better today.

    Whatchall doing?

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    MsOnederful says:

    Whoa wow BBW went from 4.7 Million (its Season Premiere) to 1.2 Milli wow thats a hell of a dip! June’s show was very boring. She definitely won’t be back for a second season. And, her styling actually sucks. I forgot Rupauls Drag Race was on. Now thats a show.

  13. 13
    NaijaGal says:

    I like LaLa, I can appreciate a woman that cares about her friends…I think people are over Evelyn and Tami’s bullying ways…although I wonder how Jen feels about Shaunie these days…I like June, she’s quirky

  14. 14
    MsOnederful says:

    lovezoe says:

    BBHoes is boring this season. Same script, same cast. Until someone line the veneers up for cruella it’s gone be boring.

    THIS ——-> (If that slap was even real. It was probably rehearsal for a play) —————>Lala messing with her dignity for ratings. Like showing the preview of her slapping po, all for ratings.

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    NaijaGal says:

    Sassy :yahoo: glad things better for you hun

  16. 16

    :hugs: @Sass

    What’s wrong boo????

  17. 17
    CookieMonsterZ says:

    Cthagod was hilarious on that ep. And then :rofl: at her dancing skills, she’s brave to try those moves in front of all those ppl.

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    Bad Influence says:

    Lalas epi was such fake bull****…Melo dnt want that dry looking girl with the long ass head…

    and Po still looks filthy…Dice still needs 2 see the dentist..

    no matter how much work Lala gets done, her body always looks like a BMW (body made wrong)…

    i find her 2 be so boring…she wants to look “Kardashian busy” so fuggin bad..who the fugg wants Motives for Lala (that name alone is stupid so i wont buy it lol)

    andddddddddddddddd somebody give her some Whip to rub on them long suffering feets :no:

  19. 19

    KDub says:

    I want her to apologize to the sidewalk for having her toes all over it though like that.

    Toes “scratching and survivin” to hold on (@Pryn)
    ________________

    :rofl:

  20. 20
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Hey Naija & Fefe!

    Just going through some thangs. Folk be trying to have me thrown off.

    Where’s Kita?! Her email was great and I have questions about it!

  21. 21
    Iheart says:

    Hey Sassy :hugs: Did ya keep trying to get the Zimmerman pig faced bitch??

  22. 22
    breniqua says:

    KDub says:

    I want her to apologize to the sidewalk for having her toes all over it though like that.

    Toes “scratching and survivin” to hold on (@Pryn)

    ———————————————————————

    Causing her to need a pedicure STAT :nonono:

  23. 23
    Bad Influence says:

    Sass :hug: hey

    Naija is that u? looking fuggin fierce girl! *snaps 4 the kids*

  24. 24
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I couldnt believe LaLa actually asked that girl about Melo. That was cringe worthy.

  25. 25
    NaijaGal says:

    @His something tells me you’re not a fan of LaLa…but I could be wrong :hug: with your pretty self

  26. 26
    Ty says:

    :offtopic: There is a new reality show coming called Hollywood exes and R. Kelly’s ex has signed on :coffee:

  27. 27
    lovezoe says:

    @One- not believing the slap was real. That while scene with Asani was pathetic. She got Charlnagne to there for giggles.

  28. 28
    Ty says:

    @ His…where u get your hair from

  29. 29

    My question is why in the hell would you take advice from single women, also why approach a woman and ask are u sleeping with my husband :wtf: type ish is that and than laugh about like its cool and then slap five :huh: Lala is a damn dumb azz and will never get my rating again, she better be glad I was cleaning my toenails , cause that shat want happen no more :mad:

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    prynsexxx says:

    I’m kinda diggin her outfit. The need for a polish touch-up, not so much. :no:

  31. 31

    Ty says:

    :offtopic: There is a new reality show coming called Hollywood exes and R. Kelly’s ex has signed on :coffee:
    __________________

    Word ? :huh:

  32. 32
    Ty says:

    KDub says:

    I want her to apologize to the sidewalk for having her toes all over it though like that.

    Toes “scratching and survivin” to hold on (@Pryn)
    ____________
    Her and Monkey Feet CiCi are buddies right :think: Birds of the same feather and shyt :coffee:

  33. 33
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Y’all make me sick. :hahaha: I had to click the damn foot pic. Cant stand yall. :rofl:

  34. 34
    Bad Influence says:

    @Naija i dnt care bout her either way…but i watched her transiion from an NY TRL round the way girl to a Kim K clone….which makes her fake 2 me and ion like fake :no:

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    CookieMonsterZ says:

    I couldnt believe LaLa actually asked that girl about Melo. That was cringe worthy.
    ________________________
    :yes: And then waving her knife around talking ’bout if anything happens.. She must really be thin-skinned when it comes to rumors bc I would not have listened to my friends in that situation.

  36. 36
    KDub says:

    no matter how much work Lala gets done, her body always looks like a BMW (body made wrong)
    ———————————
    :wail: you wrong as fugg for this!

  37. 37
    Bad Influence says:

    @Ty i shopped on 2 diff sites

    lacewigbuy . com

    and bestlacewigs . com

  38. 38
    Posche says:

    Old chicken legs in interrupting

    my television again. I feel sorry for

    Kiyan Pepper.

  39. 39
    iscream says:

    :yawn:

    LaLa show is SUPER scripted and not very interesting. I know most of these shows create scenario’s but its almost like they write each scene out on this show.

    And LaLa (playing along w/script) made herself look stupid and insecure to let CthaGod convince her that Melo is cheating on her.

    The realest part of the show was when LaLa lied about not caring about Mel going to the strip club and Dice and Po called her out for being a liar. :lol:

    I don’t see her ratings staying high.

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Naija i dnt care bout her either way…but i watched her transiion from an NY TRL round the way girl to a Kim K clone….which makes her fake 2 me and ion like fake :no:
    ___________________

    Totally with ya :applause:

  41. 41

    no matter how much work Lala gets done, her body always looks like a BMW (body made wrong)
    _________
    OMG, this just KILT me! :casket:

  42. 42
    Bad Influence says:

    @Kdub, u aint say i was lying tho :rofl:

  43. 43
    Ty says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Ty says:

    There is a new reality show coming called Hollywood exes and R. Kelly’s ex has signed on
    __________________

    Word ?
    _______________
    Associated Press
    NEW YORK — Hollywood ex-wives surely have stories to tell, and now five of them will have their own TV series.

    VH1 said Wednesday that it is making “Hollywood Exes,” a one-hour series that will air this summer. Featured players are the ex-wives of Eddie Murphy, Prince, R. Kelly, Will Smith and Jose Canseco.

    The network said that Nicole Murphy, Jessica Canseco, Andrea Kelly, Sheree Fletcher (Smith’s ex) and Mayte Garcia (Prince’s ex) “want to show the world that they are more than just a trophy wife with a pretty face.”

    The 10-episode series will follow the women as they establish their own lives apart from their famous exes.

  44. 44
    NaijaGal says:

    @OTB me too…they won’t let anybody make it :no:

    @His I fee ya…I saw some old clips of her and she def pulled a ‘build a body’ on herself

  45. 45
    Zoe B. says:

    I’m loving those pants :yes:

  46. 46
    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    :steer: taking KDUB, TY, OTB, PRYNXX, SASSY, HIS, AND EB to the mental hopsital they need help>>>> :steer: I can’t :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Naija love your gravi.

  49. 49
    NaijaGal says:

    @TY but nobody cares and R’s ex was nobody’s trophy with a pretty face #ijs

  50. 50
    prynsexxx says:

    Ty says:

    Birds of the same feather and shyt
    _________________________________________

    You mean “birds of the same TALONS and shyt”… :tea:

  51. 51
    KDub says:

    I had to click the damn foot pic.
    ————————–
    I just had to splish some holy wata (ok it came out the water cooler) across my screen!

    I clicked on the “just the foot” pic… :blink: Bish do you REALLY got your fuggin hoof in those shoes with your toe meat looking like that?

    go to hail and don’t come back for that shat Alani.

  52. 52

    @Ty

    Mayte Garcia needs to STFD! She was Tommy Lee’s jumpoff after she married Prince, had his baby (still don’t know what happened with that child), and rolled the fck out…I tell you about ran-thru hoes trying to get shine! :cuss:

  53. 53
    NaijaGal says:

    @OTB thanks chica :D

  54. 54
    Bad Influence says:

    as IF im s’posed to believe that Charmangledface tha god questioned her bout this shyt only when the cameras were around…gtfoh

    that lil girl aint fuggin Melo…hell Lala isnt even fuggin Melo…but my homegirl knows a bish who is… :coffee:

  55. 55

    ugh i feel fuggin DIRTY :cuss: BITCH! i fckn HATE strangers touching my person, and ION like the bitch no way?!?! this the hoe asked me if my kids have different fathers.

    #holdmymule

  56. 56
    Ty says:

    Bad Influence says:

    @Ty i shopped on 2 diff sites

    lacewigbuy . com

    and bestlacewigs . com
    ___________________________
    :pc:

  57. 57
    KDub says:

    taking KDUB, TY, OTB, PRYNXX, SASSY, HIS, AND EB to the mental hopsital they need help
    ———————————————–
    WHHHHHHHHHHY I always gotta be listed first on shat like this. I LEARNED it from @Prynn. :rofl:

  58. 58

    NaijaGal says:

    @TY but nobody cares and R’s ex was nobody’s trophy with a pretty face #ijs

    _______

    shole the fukk wasn’t! And no one cares about her unless she’s willing to spill tea on his obsession with young girls… :coffee:

  59. 59
    lovezoe says:

    as IF im s’posed to believe that Charmangledface tha god questioned her bout this shyt only when the cameras were around…gtfoh

    that lil girl aint fuggin Melo…hell Lala isnt even fuggin Melo…but my homegirl knows a bish who is…
    ——————

    You don’t say :coffee:

  60. 60

    me —>:deadhorse: <—that old hoe that touched my hair

  61. 61
    Iheart says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    ugh i feel fuggin DIRTY BITCH! i fckn HATE strangers touching my person, and ION like the bitch no way?!?! this the hoe asked me if my kids have different fathers.

    ______________

    :blink: Now what now :cuss: Do I need to ride down to Florida and fugg a bish up :shotsfired1:

  62. 62
    Bad Influence says:

    Mayte Garcia needs 2 realize that Sheila E (my bish) was Princes one true love…hmph

    Kdub called that meaty toe filled foot a fuggin hoof :dead:

  63. 63
    Sandra Rose says:

    MsOnederful says:

    June’s show was very boring. And, her styling actually sucks.
    ____________________

    it’s not her styling that got her a TV show, it’s who she knows. VH1 thought she would bring her celebrity clients on the show.

  64. 64
  65. 65
    NaijaGal says:

    FAYLA is she a whitie?

  66. 66
    KDub says:

    but my homegirl knows a bish who is…
    —————————————–
    is it good? the dack? just looks like it might be whack as all heyl.

    :coffee:

  67. 67
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BBW IS BORING :yawn: DOES LALA STILL HAVE HER CUTE LESB AMIGA??

  68. 68
    breniqua says:

    :deadhorse: to all the chicks that are buying shoes to dayum small for your hoofs

  69. 69
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @His
    You & me both (know of folks fukking Melo.) :coffee: :hug:

    @Iheart
    I never got through to that fool. That’s aight. I got his vmail on 100-thou though!

    Bastard!

  70. 70
    NaijaGal says:

    :whistle:
    she wants to lead the glamorous life
    she don’t need a man’s touch
    she wants to lead the glamorous life
    without love it ain’t much

    :buttshake: :buttshake:

  71. 71
    Bad Influence says:

    @LoveZoe, my homegirl is related to shorty and she has witnessed them together…even shopped on his dime…Lala and dem big ass eyes can’t seem 2 see shyt cus shorty lives in NY :coffee:

    Why I gotta go to the nuthouse with them other crazy bishes @Creamy? huh? WHY?

  72. 72
    West Coast Chick says:

    Lala shoes are cute, but them crusty toes hanging over the top is NOT :nono:

  73. 73
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FAYLA WHO THIS BISH BE?? WHO THE FUK SHE TALKING TO?? NOT U?? :karate: :chase:

  74. 74
    Ty says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @TY but nobody cares and R’s ex was nobody’s trophy with a pretty face
    _____________
    I know but I am nosey :coffee:

  75. 75
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I’m thinking of taking a trip up to NY this weekend. Just me, myself and possibly I.

    We think its a good idea or a not-so-good idea?

  76. 76
    prynsexxx says:

    Kdub says:

    just looks like it might be whack as all heyl.
    _________________

    It sure does. Melo looks like his fingertips stay sweaty and moist. :sad:

  77. 77

    iheart i had to go hard in the paint with this bish like a week or so ago for that chit. now she violating my personal space. i aint bout this shyt girl i had to catch myself from snatching her. my whole body went rigid & ready. :karate:

    i want to quit SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. 78
    KDub says:

    Sheila E (my bish)
    ————————————-
    MINE TOO! I was tryna explain to my 16 yo daughter on her ‘Unsung’ that Sheila Escovedo was DAT BISH back in the day ok???…

    *Throws “A Love Bizarre” the fugg on…

    :2dance:

  79. 79
    Sandra Rose says:

    KDub says:

    Bish do you REALLY got your fuggin hoof in those shoes with your toe meat looking like that?
    _________________
    :rofl: at “toe meat”.

  80. 80

    KDub says:
    is it good? the dack? just looks like it might be whack as all heyl.
    ________________

    I was thinking the same thing :thinking:

  81. 81
    PrytiBrownIs says:

    yall are killing her!!!!! :rofl:

  82. 82
    Bad Influence says:

    i do NOT find June Ambrose interesting and i dnt find her “styling” to be up to par EVER esp on her damn self..

    @Sassy mhm :hug:

  83. 83
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHO FUDGIN MELO?? IS IT THICK AND WIDE LIKE THEM HIPS AND THIGHS OF HIS?? :popcorn:

  84. 84
    West Coast Chick says:

    I cant get with that June Ambrose show… boring as HELL!

  85. 85

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I’m thinking of taking a trip up to NY this weekend. Just me, myself and possibly I.

    _________

    This could be therapeutic….my husband has actually suggested that I do this in the past when I’m about ready to DIVORCE his ass…. :coffee:

  86. 86
    Iheart says:

    Bad Influence says:

    Mayte Garcia needs 2 realize that Sheila E (my bish) was Princes one true love
    _____________

    I saw Shelia E’s unsung a few weeks back and she said it herself :yes:

  87. 87
    Ty says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    bish just touched my hair!!!
    _________
    U cant wear Whip around everybody Fay…now if she starts licking your **** Imma need u to choke slam her….mmmmkay

  88. 88
    @NikkeMinxx says:

    I didn’t mind Lala until she walked in the house on Let’s Stay Together last night… now ion like her either.. and I dont have a good reason soooo…. *sits next to His and waits for a onesie*

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    toe meat tho?? :dead:

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    Iheart says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I’m thinking of taking a trip up to NY this weekend. Just me, myself and possibly I.

    We think its a good idea or a not-so-good idea?

    __________________

    I think its a good idea :yes: May be just what you need to bring you out of the funk you been in lately :hugs:

  91. 91
    Bad Influence says:

    @Kdub, im talking i was all of like 6 or 7 and all i wanted to be was Sheila E (later on i aspired to be Lisa Lisa but thats another topic lol) i cant play a drum worth a damn but lawd i fuggs with Mrs E..

  92. 92
    KDub says:

    Kdub called that meaty toe filled foot a fuggin hoof
    ———————————————-
    :pigsfly: I need @Yall to come and say it…AGANE

    And yes @Pryn Melo looks like he would have me looking up at the ceiling waiting for him to “finish his business” atop of me. (Color Purpa)

  93. 93

    Naija yes the hoe yt. i’m the only minority in here :(

    Lakes i’ve already dealt with that issue, but her touching me just abt got me unglued right now. cluess hoe!
    she’s one of the broker’s assistant. craigslist hoe!

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    Sandra Rose says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DOES LALA STILL HAVE HER CUTE LESB AMIGA??
    _________________

    Which one?

  95. 95
    Bad Influence says:

    come on Sassy Brang that ass!

  96. 96
    NaijaGal says:

    @Sassy are you trying to teach M.I.S.T.E.R. a lesson by going on this trip?

  97. 97
    Iheart says:

    @Fay, don’t snap on that hoe cause that’s what she wants you to do. Go to HR on that ass :yes:

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    And yes @Pryn Melo looks like he would have me looking up at the ceiling waiting for him to “finish his business” atop of me. (Color Purpa)

    __________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  99. 99
    KDub says:

    IS IT THICK AND WIDE LIKE THEM HIPS AND THIGHS OF HIS??
    —————————————————-
    Melo needs a spanx?

  100. 100
    @NikkeMinxx says:

    *sits across the table from Mister “You know you done fugged up dontchu”*

    @SASO. I saw a tweet of yours yesterday I think and been looking for a story all day… Im concerned and hope Mister took your car keys and laptops.. :hug:

  101. 101
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SANDRITA NOT THE CUZIN… WHAT HER NAME IS?? THE ONE THAT GOT NAKID :yes: SHE WAS THE FUN ONE.. LALA EH.. SHE IS BORING WITH HER BABYDOLL EYES..

  102. 102
    Iheart says:

    KDub says:

    Kdub called that meaty toe filled foot a fuggin hoof
    ———————————————-
    I need @Yall to come and say it…AGANE

    And yes @Pryn Melo looks like he would have me looking up at the ceiling waiting for him to “finish his business” atop of me. (Color Purpa)
    __________

    :dead: Why you have to brang up the color purpa :rofl:

  103. 103

    Ty says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    bish just touched my hair!!!
    _________
    U cant wear Whip around everybody Fay…now if she starts licking your **** Imma need u to choke slam her….mmmmkay

    :rofl: :hug: gosh i needed that bew! :hug:
    this chit right hurr?? :nono:
    #cantbelife

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    THIS SHOW IS HORRIBLE A WASTE OF A TIME SLOT

    BORING.ORG.NET.COM

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    Melo has the appearance of a man who isn’t in control of his bodily functions….like he looks like he belches and farts a lot… :shrugs:

  106. 106
    Bad Influence says:

    Lala dnt have any CUTE lesb friends she has one that looks dusty and unkempt (Po) and the other one looks as if she suffers from gum disease (dice)

  107. 107
    NaijaGal says:

    @FAY I figured as much…something tells me you’re too nice and it may be time to put them/her in their place…you might have to take that ‘angry black woman’ label just so you can have some peace…tell them crackers to back the fcuk off of you

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Somebody needs to help Lala find a pedicurist STAT :pc:

  109. 109
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY QUE PASO?? DID MISTER FUK UP?? :no: I HOPE NOT…

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    Ohhhh I didn’t watch this I watched some of BBW and ummmm ION i be tuning TV out nowadays :coffee:

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    :popcorn: <~~~~~~~~~ really rice krispies treats

    :waves: afternooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I like LaLa :shrugs:

    @Feline :rofl:

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    Iheart says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    Melo has the appearance of a man who isn’t in control of his bodily functions….like he looks like he belches and farts a lot…
    __________

    You just described my daddy :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @French Your pic is of my only fave episode of that disrespectful cartoon :rofl:

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    Bird says:

    I’m getting mad about people hating on June now. This week’s guest was stale and dry. They should have axed the episode. I’m looking forward to future episodes. I enjoyed June and her assistants and dammit yall better enjoy them too! :mad:

    I only watched Lala because Charlamagne was on there and he is the only reason it was worth watching. Love him!

    But of course these chicks on Hollywood Exes bought to knock all these fake groupie/baby mama chicks out the water. I can’t wait!

  117. 117
    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC :yahoo:

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    Ty says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @His
    You & me both (know of folks fukking Melo.)
    ___________
    Yall cant be calling people out on their shyt because folks start to throw around the “simple” word. Melo is happily married and only phucks his wife :blink: :rofl:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    Melo has the appearance of a man who isn’t in control of his bodily functions….like he looks like he belches and farts a lot…

    RIGHT!! :hahaha:

    @Nikke :hug: hiya bew *hands u ur onesie*

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HIS :rofl: AINT NOBODY SAFE WITH UR AZZ!! YEAH THE PO CHICK

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bird :yes:

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    iheart we aint GOT no HR dept wo(MANNNN!) #christucker

    i may hafta take it to the skreets :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    My BFF said this dude she had been :chase: for YEARS finally gave her a sample…she was all excited..said dude was hitting it from the back and she was so gatdayum bored she looked back at him and told him to hurry the fugg up cause she was trying to make the mall before it closed. That is what I imagine sex with Carmelo Anthony to be like. “Are you DONE yet?”

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    :steer: trying to hurry :rofl: see Even sandymae know yall need help :hahaha:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FRENCH :kiss: I LUV ME SOME CRAY BABY… HE BEAT THE SH1T OUT OF THAT DOG.. :chase: FUK WITH HIS MOOONAY!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @KWall :lol: you wild….

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Lakes everytime I see Po i just wanna slam her in hot azz bath like the crazy momma did to that yt gal on people under the stairs #throwback

    and i also wanna scrub her with Kaboom and a toilet brush… :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    she has one that looks dusty and unkempt (Po) and the other one looks as if she suffers from gum disease (dice)

    :kona:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Somebody needs to help Lala find a pedicurist STAT
    __________________

    Do I see ash on her heel? I think I see ash. :lipssealed:

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    TESTING THIS BISH OUT

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Spanx for Melo :dead:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I bet Dice has good poon too… :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HIS :rofl: KABOOM!! TAKES THE STAINS AWAY!! :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bird I like June too. Mischa was the problem. Cant wait for the Trina, Brat episodes. :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    MELO DO LOOK…”FLOPPY..WIGGELY..SMUSSHI” THAT AINT SESSY!!

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    Ty says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Somebody needs to help Lala find a pedicurist STAT
    _________
    And a longer shoe :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Hey iheart/naija/PSP/His

    Mister is just….pushing me to my limit.

    I’m just realizing I’m getting too old for certain sh*t. He pissed me off so bad in the last few weeks that I took off yesterday the last half of my day because I couldn’t concentrate…and bish I was teleworking!!!

    Got me thrown off so bad, I couldn’t even PRETEND to WORK from HOME!!

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    Bad Influence says:

    ew@ Phroz thats nasty and her gum bleed (im certain of this)

    @SR i already requested tht Fayla rub some whipfinity on Lalas hoof per Kub :lol:

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    Naija. Bew i been tryna NOT be the ABW since i got here. they not letting me be great. they have no idea i even know HOW to be an ABW. i was just thinking that the sound of my voice just then made sick bc that bastid didnt deserve to hear my nice voice. he deserved my PHUCK DO U PHUCKIN WANT voice :cuss:

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    Melo also looks like he’s juicy mouthed and has occasional fonky breaf….like he just appears to be the type of dude who is lame all around….

    I knew a chick who talked to him way before he hooked up with LaLa and she told me that all he talked about on the phone was going to practice and going home….she said he was BORING as fukk!

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    Bad Influence says:

    ummm i meant KDub* lmao @Kub (i might call u that from now on)

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    Iheart says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    iheart we aint GOT no HR dept wo(MANNNN!) #christucker

    i may hafta take it to the skreets

    ______________
    Oh in that case, Drag her ass outta the office by her strangy ass hair :cuss: and ask her whilst dragging her do she like you touching her hair :mad:

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    Outta all the alterations this bish done did to herself, and she ain’t even think about gettin them longhorn toes shortened?????? She coulda at least copped some Dr. Scholl’s non slip pads for those shoes.

    @Sassy, :hug: wassamatta????? Who you need me to :shank:

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    @CHOCO :hug: hi suga

    @PHRO & @LAKES i can watch that video over and over and over again shyt never gets old! HE TORCHED THE DAMN DOG :rofl:

    :hahaha: talking about it makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OH I FINALLY LOOKD AT HER FEET… SHE FILING HER TOE NAILS ON THE FUKN CONCRETE.. :nono:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :lol: @His

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    @kdub that story had me hollering at my desk. had to pretend i was choking

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @French “Soooooooo you got my money?!” :rofl: :rofl:

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    bnatural says:

    But of course these chicks on Hollywood Exes bought to knock all these fake groupie/baby mama chicks out the water. I can’t wait!
    ————————-

    You said it!!! I wonder if they will hold back or let it all out :thinking:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    I enjoyed the show Monday night and I’ll continue to watch it, I love Lala’s style and her interaction with her cousins & friends reminds me of me and my friends :coffee:

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    prynsexxx says:

    @His

    I LOVE that movie! And I JUST started using Kaboom. It’s aight. I think I will stick to my Scrubbing Bubbles.

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    told him to hurry the fugg up cause she was trying to make the mall before it closed. That is what I imagine sex with Carmelo Anthony to be like. “Are you DONE yet?”
    _____________________________________
    :lol: OMG

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FRENCH OH THAT FUKN DOG GOT THE BIZZNAZ!! :rofl:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Sassy, mhm i have been there bew….u might need a lil break…take it mama :hug:

    @Laker exactly lmfao

    Frenchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :hug:

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    Iheart says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    I bet Dice has good poon too…
    __________

    She looks like the type to have a stank min-min like you described yesterday :nono:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I wonder if Nicole going to talk about Johnny “Thrills” Gill and Eddie “Leather thong” Murphy :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Hey iheart/naija/PSP/His

    Mister is just….pushing me to my limit.

    I’m just realizing I’m getting too old for certain sh*t. He pissed me off so bad in the last few weeks that I took off yesterday the last half of my day because I couldn’t concentrate…and bish I was teleworking!!!

    Got me thrown off so bad, I couldn’t even PRETEND to WORK from HOME!!

    :( stop the press! is the wedding becoming stressful for yall? this happened to my sister that’s married to the baller. they’d been engaged for a few years but the closer they got to the date they started getting into it abt petty chit. it worked out tho :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BNATURAL :wtf: IS THAT ADULT DOING IN THAT TINY STROLLER?? THEM WHEELS IS SSSCREAMING AND BLEEDING

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Naija
    It’s not to teach him a lesson, “per se”, it’s just to get me some time away to make clearer decisions.

    @PSP
    Well….. I did steal & hide HIS laptop charger to make him mad…..but then he just took one of mine so I ended up giving it back to him yesterday. I ain’t think that one out well.

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Yall do know that Lala reads SR.COM :coffee: sandy they gonna :spank: u

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Prynn hey mama!

    i dnt like Kaboom more than my bubbles either but i think it will work on Po… :yes:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @IHeart I doubt it,I bet she got a MEAN “moose knuckle” too… :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Scrubbing Bubbles

    Speaking of… #excited …did you see their new handsfree system? I got moms looking out for a coupon for it…she said thats a damn shame…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    TAKE A VACAY SASSY.. BETTER THAN A 25 TO LIFE VACAY :yes:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    aweeeee Sassy :hug: it will be ok just relax in a few months it will be all laughs with you guys :lol:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    I wonder if Nicole going to talk about Johnny “Thrills” Gill and Eddie “Leather thong” Murphy
    :dead:

    oh Sassy stole my charger eh? :lol:

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    iheart! :shocked: *gasp* perish the thought!

    that’s what the goons is for :coffee:

    #keepmyhandsclean

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    Melo also looks like he’s juicy mouthed and has occasional fonky breaf….
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :ghost:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    MEAN “moose knuckle” <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< please explain this :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I think every one requires a little alone time every now and then. Even if youre single.

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    Ty says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Somebody needs to help Lala find a pedicurist STAT
    __________________

    Do I see ash on her heel? I think I see ash
    _____________
    @ Fay… Hollywood is calling these folks wearing thousand dollar shoes with ashy azz feet :rofl:

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    @Sassy

    Sometimes you have to get away…my husband knows when he’s pushed me really far, and last time he did so, he told me to go get a hotel room by myself for the evening, just so I could clear my head and stay peaceful…I didn’t do it then, but I’m thinking of doing something like that in the future…it really does help. The good thing is that we have a decent sized house so he can go in his man-cave and I can go on the second floor and not be bothered…but you need time away from people sometimes to really think CLEARLY…

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    @Sassy
    :hugs: Babes I know the frustration take some time for you to clear your head and mind so that your mind body and soul can reconnect again!

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    prynsexxx says:

    @OTB

    I don’t know if I have heard of it BUT I’m old school. I like my can. LOL

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    I bet Dice has good poon too…
    ————–

    I bet she’s the type who tells her chick to hurry up if ol’ girl doesn’t squirt fast enough. :lol:

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    Melo also looks like he’s juicy mouthed and has occasional fonky breaf….
    _______________________________________
    :yes: But did yall see the clip when La asked his assistant about sleeping with her man and then says to her oh its worse cuz you don’t have a man! :rolleyes:

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    @NikkeMinxx says:

    @SASO.. Yall will figure something out… Ion dispense (serious) e-vice I just hope you get the outcome you seek…

    @lakeShow.. #145. :rofl:

    @mirs… I saw Ciara in that red sweatsuit and them toes didnt look any shorter to me.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— HATES ALL YA'LL THAT MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT LALA'S FEET, HENCE MAKING ME GO LOOK AT THEM AND SLIGHTLY :ded:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Sassy I agree with everyone that since you need to clear your head, then take a break…just wanted to make sure you weren’t going to engage in some ‘revenge activities’ cause that’s def not the way to go…treat yourself a 5 start ‘tel and pamper yourself

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    candibfly says:

    :shakebutt: <— high off the cookies we had in our meeting

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Mirs
    Mister. Needs a swift azz kicking. And if he didn’t have about 45 lbs on me and I good vice-grip, I’d give his azz a run!

    @Fayla
    It’s not the wedding cause I took a pause from planning it because I refuse to be a stressed out Bride. I’d rather hit the damn courthouse before I stress about what is supposed to be one of the happiest days in my life.

    Mister can just be….a real azz sometimes.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Somebody needs to help Lala find a pedicurist STAT
    __________________

    Do I see ash on her heel? I think I see ash.
    ___________________________________________________

    :hahaha: those hoofs look like ashy weapons of mass destruction

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    candibfly says:

    i saw this movie where this couple had off days, like tuesdays and thursdays :lol: they weren’t supposed to call or see each other but they did anyway.

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    @NikkeMinxx says:

    WHy are yall giving me Sex and The City (movie) when the red head chick told her husband to just get it over with when they were sexing and he asked to hit it from the back…

    I can admit though, you aint got but five pumps to make me think you know what youre doing. I done got up and turned on my video game on a ninja… :coffee:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    I bet Dice has good poon too…
    ————–

    I bet she’s the type who tells her chick to hurry up if ol’ girl doesn’t squirt fast enough.
    _____________________________________________________________
    SSSSS – AAAAAAAAA- NNNNNN – DDDDD – RRRRRRR- AAAAAAAA u cant talk like that :no: please, never use the word squirt again ima :ghost:

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    @Sassy
    But Mister is who you are marrying that him being an azz thingy more than likely won’t change!

    Is your mom around Im just wondering if you are dealing with that internally as well….

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    I bet Dice has good poon too…
    ————–

    I bet she’s the type who tells her chick to hurry up if ol’ girl doesn’t squirt fast enough. :lol:

    ________

    :rofl: Sandra stoppppp!!!!!!!!!!!! :wail:

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    Iheart says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IHeart I doubt it,I bet she got a MEAN “moose knuckle” too…
    ______________

    Not “moose knuckle”
    *cues camel toe*
    :whistle:

    She got that camel toe
    :rofl

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    @HIS :hug: hola!!!!! see you this wknd i hope!

    @PHRO “i want my money mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn” breaking the glass on his face :rofl:

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    FeFe guhhhhl! we dont have a big house. it seem like erry room i step in hubby be in it :wtf:

    i be like how he DO that yo? he be playin a sista close than a mug :(

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    oh its worse cuz you don’t have a man!

    She pretty much laid all her self esteem on the table.

    Im convinced that young girl has more sense then every one LaLa “conferred” with! Her mama? :rolleyes:

    I couldnt believe them.

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    @Sass, I got you, just point his azz out!!! :chase: I think maybe you do need to get away for a weekend. Pamper yourself, and get in some “me” time. It works. :hug:

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    Bad Influence says:

    So we just gna discuss how Dice is putting gingivitis on clyts now?

    i cant… :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    HENCE MAKING ME GO LOOK AT THEM

    :hahaha: I hated them enough for all of us. They made me look too. :lol:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    :hug:

    Thanks all. Not going to take any revenge activities. If so… I’ma try to do that with Peyton Manning. I can do a LOT of revenge with a 1/115th of 95 mill. SMH.

    But yeah, I just need a couple of days to get away before I turn into the Hulk on his azz.

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    Frenchie :blink: oh u got money for fake mustaches but u aint got my money??

    stewie —> :deadhorse: <—brian

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Mirs
    Mister. Needs a swift azz kicking. And if he didn’t have about 45 lbs on me and I good vice-grip, I’d give his azz a run!

    @Fayla
    It’s not the wedding cause I took a pause from planning it because I refuse to be a stressed out Bride. I’d rather hit the damn courthouse before I stress about what is supposed to be one of the happiest days in my life.

    Mister can just be….a real azz sometimes.

    ____________________________________________________________

    is he a taurus or scorpio :coffe:

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    She pretty much laid all her self esteem on the table.
    _______________________
    Chiiiiddddd Melo took her esteem of self and threw that chit out the window somewhere on 495 :lol:

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    Ty says:

    @ Sasssy take that vacation nothing like me time

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    @NikkeMinxx says:

    @mirs… I saw Ciara in that red sweatsuit and them toes didnt look any shorter to me.
    __________

    :rofl: Soooo she still got monkey fingers for toes???????? :lol:

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    @CREAMY
    “is he a taurus or scorpio”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Don’t be besmirchin’ Scorpios in here.
    :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    the red head chick told her husband to just get it over with when they were sexing and he asked to hit it from the back…

    “just hurry up and get it over with already…” Miranda to Steve. :lol:

    Im a Carrie. :)

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    So we just gna discuss how Dice is putting gingivitis on clyts now?
    _____________________________
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :hurl:

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    Bad Influence says:

    So we just gna discuss how Dice is putting gingivitis on clyts now?

    i cant…

    Sandra Rose says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    I bet Dice has good poon too…
    ————–

    I bet she’s the type who tells her chick to hurry up if ol’ girl doesn’t squirt fast enough

    :dead: :ghost: :casket:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @OTB you ain’t know a female can’t be friends with a man :rollseyes: ? Now what would they have said had Melo been getting it in with a dude

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Choco
    I done gave up on Mama Sass! :lol: She got her man ain’t got a damned thing to do with me, hear? I be stopping by and she be giving me the look like: “damn, bish! You here again?! You got your own damn place, why you keep coming here?!”

    She’ll sit and talk to me for like 15 mins (at the most) and be like: “aight girl, gwan head and get yo some business bout yaself. I got thangs to do. BYE!”

    Child abuse like a muhfukka!

    @Candi
    I am so sorry to hear about El. :hug: I thought of you first. Do you need anything to help you get through this?

    As for the off-days, the way I was feeling yesterday, me & Mister was finna have “off-days” too…..every Sunday-Saturday.

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    CD FENTY says:

    Ray J is adamant … he is NOT secretly harboring a stash of sexually explicit photos and video, depicting him and Whitney Houston in the throes of passion — because no such stash exists.

    There have been reports … Ray is sitting on a hoard of sex tapes and XXX photos — holding them over the Houston family as ransom — because he knows they’re worth a pretty penny.

    But Ray J’s rep tells TMZ, “The despicable tabloid report released today claiming the existence of a sex tape between Ray J and Whitney Houston is not true … There is no sex tape.”

    Sources extremely close to Ray J tell us the singer insists he NEVER took sexually explicit pics of Whitney … or recorded ANY of their intimate encounters.

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    candibfly says:

    i’m more like charlotte with my chidlike innocence :coffee:

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    Bad Influence says:

    <—has never seen anything Sex and the City EVER

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    candibfly says:

    @sassy the man is tryin to keep us down but me and El will get thru this, this too shall pass, we shall rise, we fall down but we get up *insert other spiritual sayings* :hug:

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    CD FENTY says:

    The ex-wives of Eddie Murphy, Prince, Will Smith, Jose Canseco and R. Kelly are all about to be in one room. On one show. Producers at VH1 are making that vision a “reality” with their upcoming series “Hollywood Exes.” Get the deets inside….

    With perhaps one of the best reality show concepts heard thus far, VH1 is going to put the ex-wives of some of the world’s biggest stars together for a reality as only they can. It’s been rumored this was happeneing….and now it is.

    The working titles of the series is “HOLLYWOOD EXES” and will star Nicole Murphy (ex wife of Eddie Murphy – 13 years), Jessica Canseco (ex wife of Jose Canseco – 4 years), Sheree Fletcher (ex wife of Will Smith – 3 years), Mayte Garcia (ex wife of Prince – 3 years), and Andrea Kelly (ex wife of R. Kelly – 12 years). The network expects the show to premiere in the summer of 2012 with 10 one-hour episodes.

    The show is described this way:

    Hollywood ex-wives are part of an exclusive sorority whose members’ lives seem to mirror that of a modern day Cinderella fairytale. But all the fame and fortune of marrying a celebrity may seem fun and glamorous at first, but it often comes with a price tag. Living in the shadow of your very famous husband can take its toll on your psyche when you feel second to his career.

    These five women, who have all been friends for years and in some cases for as long as 20 years, want to show the world they are more than just a trophy wife with a pretty face. They want to establish themselves as independent, successful women and bring relevance and honor to themselves separate from their very famous exes…even if there is a little drama along the way.

    “These extraordinarily strong women adjusted to and endured a lot while their ex-spouses won fame and fortune defining pop culture for that moment,” said Jeff Olde, Executive Vice President, Original Programming & Production, VH1. “Now these women must re-invent themselves again, stepping out of the long shadows cast by their famous husbands and supporting each other as they define the next stage of their lives – this time on their own terms.”

    HOLLYWOOD EXES will be brought to you by the same folks behind “Basketball Wives” so……

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Creamy
    Worse, Pisces.

    @Ty
    I think I am going to take it.

    @OTB
    I’m a Carrie/Samantha cross-breed. And Miranda had Steve fukking other chicks because of that. She ain’t tell him to “just hurry up and get it over with” again after he came home later and admitted he had screwed somebody else. I always thought she slightly over-reacted to that though.

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    NaijaGal says:

    Realtalk I never u/s why people wanted Carrie to be with Big so badly…he was a pure ass at every turn

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    @Fayla

    Girl, he has his studio and big screen tv in the basement and we also have a den that sits off from our kitchen….those are HIS areas and there’s even doors to close that shyt to fukk off from the rest of the house…I either go into my workout room or into the living room to get away…it works out beautifully….But even THEN sometimes I feel like I’m being smothered and I will just leave for a few hours….but I’m gonna get like Sassy soon and just take a trip BY MYSELF, I bet I’ll come back a new woman! :yes:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Candi

    What’s funny is I’ve been listening to “We Fall Down” and “Stand” on repeat since about 6 PM yesterday. All the way to work. On my headphones now. And will be playing on the way home.

    Tell El just to leave those qualudes alone!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—has seen everything Sex and the City….EVER :lol:

    Candi, :lol: You do try.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    *insert other spiritual sayings*

    Life aint been no crystal stair?
    Life is full of crystals…for his pleasure?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Naija, I was watching that with my wine and my smokes, thinking chit she look like she like LaLa to me… *side eye*

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    I bet she’s the type who tells her chick to hurry up if ol’ girl doesn’t squirt fast enough.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :no:

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    Mamacita says:

    @Naija :cosign: I always thought she should have been with Aiden.

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    @NikkeMinxx says:

    I have only seen the first movie with Jhud… I liked it though… :shrug:

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    Bad Influence says:

    iight i gotta go folks! til 2morrow :hug: s

    :waves: <—Soap for Po and a new toothbrush for Dice……oh and Lalas dignity since she wanna act like she dnt know Melo is fuggin bishes in her city..

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    <—I am a hybrid of Carrie and Charlotte but Samantha is my alter-ego who is screaming to be let out into the world and :hump: every fine ass fukker in sight!

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    <—- Avid SITC fan.

    *used to secretly scope out Carrie's outfits and try to get outfits "inspired by" (shouts to Beyonce) Carrie*

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    She sure did @Sass. It was a case of forget what i did wrong, you are the bad guy.

    I felt bad for poor Steve.

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    NaijaGal says:

    His :bye: :cya:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @His
    :hug:

    See you soon!

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Mamacita she did Aiden so wrong, twice over…maybe she did belong with Big, two assholes for the price of one

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Bad Influence says:

    So we just gna discuss how Dice is putting gingivitis on clyts now?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :no:

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    CD FENTY says:

    :rolleyes: I’m spilling majah tea and errbody stepping the fukk right over it

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Sass, im gna DM u my number on twitter and if u come up here u better tell me bish!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    The thing with Carrie and Big…I think it was to written to reflect real life..in that you cant understand when your friends choose that guy over the seemingly better guy, etc.

    I loved Big. I like Aiden too. But Berger was my fav and he was crazy. :shrug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bye Hissy Fits! :bye:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    “inspired by” (shouts to Beyonce)

    Low blow. Lowwww blow. :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ OTB – I really didn’t wanna see them and SANDRITA was dead wrong fo’ eem makin’ it an option to view them up close! :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bout Ray @CD?

    :rolleyes:

    Gawd i hate your gravi. :rofl: I would love to hear his voice.

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    @ Fayla… You got mail.

    Yall still talking about LaLa?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— goes back to look at the major tea spillage by CD! *scrolls up*

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    She’ll sit and talk to me for like 15 mins (at the most) and be like: “aight girl, gwan head and get yo some business bout yaself. I got thangs to do. BYE!”

    Child abuse like a muhfukka!
    __________________________
    :lol: with you not at you but that chit is funny to me :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    :yahoo: sassy come to NYC this weekend, me and frenchy are lookin for happy hour spots now and i told Harlem and i guesssss HIS is thinking about it or something, she ain’t said shyt one way or another *eyeroll*

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:

    Jose Conseco just snitching because he’s finished

    *ode from Ricky Rozay*

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    oh. the hoe came back & apologized. said “that prolly wasn’t appropriate me just touching ur hair like that was it?” “no it sure wasnt” “i was a hairdresser for 20 years & ur hair was cute & i just wanted to touch it. i’m a touchy feely person & i’m sorry” :rolleyes:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Good day and ish :waves: <–lazy wave

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    NaijaGal says:

    I forgot about Berger…he was all in his feelings about that dang book…broke up via a post-it :no:

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    SHYT! I finally clicked on the foot pic and dayum! :no:

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    Mamacita says:

    I liked Berger until he left that damn post it :lol: That was just f*cked up!

    The French guy was the worst tho. I hated them together. :no:

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    NaijaGal says:

    FAYLA someone must’ve told her to cover her ass…

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    Mochacashmere says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CREAMY
    “is he a taurus or scorpio”
    ____________________________________________________________________________
    Don’t be besmirchin’ Scorpios in here.
    __________________________________________________________________________
    Word!

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    Iheart says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    oh. the hoe came back & apologized. said “that prolly wasn’t appropriate me just touching ur hair like that was it?” “no it sure wasnt” “i was a hairdresser for 20 years & ur hair was cute & i just wanted to touch it. i’m a touchy feely person & i’m sorry”

    _____________

    Shoulda punched her ass in the stomach and said oh my bad that was just an automatic reaction :rollseyes:

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    NaijaGal says:

    YALLCRAY :waves:

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    candibfly says:

    twin :2dance: <—- sesame street theme song

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    yallcrazy says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    oh. the hoe came back & apologized. said “that prolly wasn’t appropriate me just touching ur hair like that was it?” “no it sure wasnt” “i was a hairdresser for 20 years & ur hair was cute & i just wanted to touch it. i’m a touchy feely person & i’m sorry” :rolleyes:
    —————-
    :karate:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Mochacashmere says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CREAMY
    “is he a taurus or scorpio”
    ____________________________________________________________________________
    Don’t be besmirchin’ Scorpios in here.

    _________________________________________________

    Oh :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    does anyone want to dog sit snoopy? he keeps pooping and throwing up. i’m over it right now :(

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    Sassy
    @Fayla
    It’s not the wedding cause I took a pause from planning it because I refuse to be a stressed out Bride. I’d rather hit the damn courthouse before I stress about what is supposed to be one of the happiest days in my life.

    Mister can just be….a real azz sometimes.

    :hug: i know bew. ALL of them can. even the best of them. just make sure U are making urself a priority at all times.

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    NaijaGal says:

    The French guy was always honest though…told her he wasn’t having anymore babies…just straight forward, no chaser

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    NaijaGal says:

    The guy who couldn’t get it up was probably the worst

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    CD FENTY says:

    Herro Yall :waves:

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    @candi

    Is he sick??? :(

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    yallcrazy says:

    broke up via a post-it
    ————–
    Then she got rode up on by the police while she was “smoking a doobie”

    :hahaha: That part was sooo funny to me, and then she posted the post-it to the car window :lol:
    ——————————————————
    :pc: I wanna go to NYC now :pouts:

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    NaijaGal says:

    The guy who couldn’t get it up was probably the worst

    ________

    You talking about Charlotte’s dude who didn’t want to have sex before marriage? :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    That Post-It!!! Oh Berger was a nasty muth****a. :lol:

    I didnt “get” the French Guy, then I thought about the dudes Ive dated just because…and I think he was that for Carrie. He was wayyy more into her than she him.

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    I’dda had to slap the one , Craig Bierko, that had the ADD. :lol:

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    he keeps pooping and throwing up. i’m over it right now
    ___________________________
    Do you leave him out to roam while you’re at work make sure he didn’t eat anything bad! Make sure you don’t let him sniff a lot where other dogs go they get worms and other diseases like that

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    candibfly says:

    fe i think it was this wet dog food i gave him, which i’m throwing away. i got like 10 free cans of it to try (i do surveys). i feel bad :( but also want him to stop pooping on my damn floor :crying:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I wanna go to NYC now

    Me too. :(

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    Hates everything Sex and the City especially Carrie :nana:

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    yallcrazy says:

    BIG was really sessi to me, ummm I bet he smelled so so good. I’d like to bury my face in his neck Still!

    That’s why I started watching The Good Wife djm, that’s my ish…

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    candibfly says:

    twin come on! it’s only like what…7 hours :-/

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    @candi

    Yeah that wet dog food is something else…I’ve actually been told that dry food is best for their stomachs…that wet food can be too rich sometimes. I’ve got like 2 cans of wet cat food at home that I got from doing surveys and they are still sitting because ion wanna give it to him.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    The Jazz man. :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    i usually let him roam around but he’s crated today

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    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe Trey was a mess, could get it up for the mags but never for Charlotte

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    I liked Big too. He was who he was and didn’t make excuses. She knew who/what he was.

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    yallcrazy says:

    Twin, put a diaper on Snoopy for now.

    Somebody decided to give ours milk, you already know how that ended :cuss:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hates everything Sex and the City especially Carrie

    :lol: The :nana: was perfect.

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    CD FENTY says:

    Choco says:
    Hates everything Sex and the City especially Carrie
    **********************
    No fair Choco u hate errthang :lol:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Big does like the sistas…married and has a baby or two with one :thumbsup:

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    candibfly says:

    yeah i’m sticking to dry dog food. i’m really looking at ingredients now. can be tearin his lil tum up. plus his sick poop stinks and i almost died when i accidentally touched it *throws up* he pooped on a portion of magazine that i hadn’t gotten to read yet :(

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Re: Big

    Whenever I think of Big I imagine he is the kind of man Jay Z is..? LOL

    IDK, unconventional looking, successful, smart..

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    candibfly says:

    twin i gave snoopy a couple pieces of string cheese and found out that wasn’t a great idea :(

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    candi i heard HIS was up for the job

    Naija, nawl nobody saw the hoe do it. the how my body went rigid, my smile left, & the look of death on my face. she was prolly scarred i was gonna say sumthin

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    candibfly says:

    big is foine!

    i didn’t really watch the episodes so iono if he’s a jerk or not but he’s rich and sexy :wave: <– my bloomers

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Fay i was gonna say, it was prolly pure body language that gave it away.

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    CD FENTY says:

    unconventional looking
    ****************
    :lol:

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    @ Shaun…Good assessment/comparison. He looked like Dracula in that last one though.

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    @candi

    My cat loves rubber bands and I keep telling my husband to stop laying them around because he will try to eat them….we lo and behold he left one laying around and my cat ate it….he tried to poop it out but it got stuck….imagine me, trying to pull that thing out of his ass! He was crying and moaning like I was butt raping him or violating his cat pride….it was fukking DISGUSTING! I had to get some high fiber food from the vet to try to move the rest of it out of his system because it can damage his intestines if it got twisted up more….pets can be worse than having KIDS sometimes! :cuss:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bloomers tho. :lol:

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    i usually let him roam around but he’s crated today
    _________________
    K a couple of things you can use or not!

    I was told to keep little dogs crated while you are not in the home to monitor them their bellies are really fragile as well as they are and Snoopy could’ve eaten something he wasn’t supposed to..

    I buy when I can afford it but mostly NutroMax Lamb and Rice formula this has helped me to keep my dogs out of the vet’s office-My dogs have always been fed dry dog food I add a little water

    And don’t forget about not allowing him to sniff other areas where dogs have gone too long – they sure enough catch diseases thru other dogs feces and urine….

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    candibfly says:

    i’m saving my sexy pannies for this weekend :lol:

    hanes her way are perfect for these boring work days.

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    CD FENTY says:

    :dead: @Fe molesting her cat :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Re: Big

    Whenever I think of Big I imagine he is the kind of man Jay Z is..? LOL

    IDK, unconventional looking, successful, smart..

    ___________

    Umm yeah, but Big is actually a physically ATTRACTIVE man! :coffee:

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    yallcrazy says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Re: Big

    Whenever I think of Big I imagine he is the kind of man Jay Z is..? LOL

    IDK, unconventional looking, successful, smart..
    ——————–
    Ditto

    & I bet he smells good too yo :lol:

    ————————
    :wail: never mind me… :wail:

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    pieces of string cheese and found out that wasn’t a great idea
    _______________________
    :rofl: Imma need you to get out of the house and stop playing mommy with Snoopy :rofl: Girl you know better

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    i hope snoopy be feeling better quickly :hug:

    YALL :2dance: <—me & u us neva part like color purpa

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    candibfly says:

    that’s true cause i remember i came home once and snoopy had gone into my lunch bag that i left by the door from the day before, went thru the plastic, and was eating buttered unpopped popcorn kernels :(

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @His
    Okay! DM me and if I make the trek, I’ll send you a message!

    @Candi
    Wait! Ya’ll are looking at happy hr spots without me?! *cries* I thought Fandice was going up thre to do her….. not-so-wholesome thing though. :lol:

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    ….pets can be worse than having KIDS sometimes!
    __________________________
    Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd if anything just like having them – but they don’t talk back all the time well Parker does (my shih-tzu)

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    yallcrazy says:

    he tried to poop it out but it got stuck….imagine me, trying to pull that thing out of his ass! He was crying and moaning like I was butt raping him or violating his cat pride….it was fukking DISGUSTING!
    —————
    :dead: I bet CD would get a kick outta this poop story :rofl:

    CD :hug:
    ———–
    Twin, that’s why I just wear my Mon-Thurs name panteez :rofl:

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    @CD

    He actually sounded like a baby crying….and his moans were so profound that it sounded like he was saying “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” ….that was traumatizing for the BOTH of us! *shivers*

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    candibfly says:

    lol i ain’t know, cause my friends dog loves cubed cheese, i was like hmm snoopy’s tummy seems stable…no :(

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Choco
    I know youre laughing at me and its okay! :lol: I laugh about it myself sometimes too. I get salty sometimes when she’s kinda playing me to the left, but I’m glad she’s happy.

    @Fayla
    Yeah…they ALL are azzholes, but sometimes Mr be taking me sooooo far to the left. Mister’s attitude is probably somewhat similar to Diddy/Jay-Z/50: cocky, arrogant, jerk-offish in a way that you don’t know whether to laugh or fight him.

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    that’s true cause i remember i came home once and snoopy had gone into my lunch bag that i left by the door from the day before, went thru the plastic, and was eating buttered unpopped popcorn kernels
    _________________________
    Some folks thinks its mean but I don’t it just keeps more control in the house and discipline for the pets

    Now my pit he used to have run of the house but he didn’t have little dog tendencies he was a lazy mofo

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Yall

    :rolleyes: WHATEVER

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    candibfly says:

    @sassy fandice is just going to nyc bc she’s misses the city. she ain’t thinkin bout that nigga, well a lil bit but that’s another story. and why not paint the town light red (i’m old) with some SR hoeburgers while i’m there? :yahoo:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    unconventional looking

    I keep it cute. :lol:

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    but I’m glad she’s happy.
    ________________________
    :clap: And there you have it^^^^

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fe – You know I :heart: you right, but ratt now, I’m hating you for that story! :ghost:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Fay :hug: :whistle: Whip it baby whip it right whip it baby whip it all nite :dance:

    ———————–
    Sassy :yahoo:

    ————–
    Choco, whatchew know about dog eye infections? *sits & waits w/notepad*

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    @Sassy
    Not to be a damper but it was soooo funny cuz I was in the ladies room talking to a co-worker she’s a lil older than I and she was so annoyed with her hubby she looked at her body in the mirror and brushed her hands on it and was like HE AINT GETTIN NONE OF THIS :rofl: Then she was like I woke up this morning thinking why am I married again :rofl: My momma stay asking me how come you look so good.. Me :coffee: Minding my business :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    like he was saying “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

    :chase: <-Gimme that rubberband :rofl:

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    @Tatted

    I hate my life at that time too… :coffee:

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    @Yall
    Your doggy got an eye infection? See if you can cure it first by buying some eye drops out of Petsmart Petco whatever yall got around there if it doesn’t clear up take him to the vet – we have mobile vets trucks that folks can walk up and bring their dogs for like $60.00

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    yallcrazy says:

    attitude is probably somewhat similar to Diddy/Jay-Z/50: cocky, arrogant, jerk-offish in a way that you don’t know whether to laugh or fight him.
    —————–
    And that’s not going to change Ever. You can only change your reactions honeybun :hug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Umm yeah, but Big is actually a physically ATTRACTIVE man!

    I get you, Fe. Jay is attractive to. I think its benefitial to be able to look past physical features and fall in love with lasting features.

    Those other qualities can lead a person to love in spite of the lack of physical attraction. And possibly even develop a stronger connection.

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    like hmm snoopy’s tummy seems stable…no
    _____________________
    :lol: Like I had to tell my sister the otha night everything aint for everybody :rofl:

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    yallcrazy says:

    I checked and they don’t sell any drops, it had cleared up on it’s own, but now it’s back, it looks like a “sty” on the lower lid.

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    And that’s not going to change Ever. You can only change your reactions honeybun
    __________________
    :cosign: All love but Hun he is who he is and this is what you will be dealing with – start taking valium or befriend the :blunt: man :rofl:

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    :hugs: @OTB gettin’ all philosophical on a bish….beauty is DEFINITELY in the eye of the beholder though…cuz baaaabyy (Monique’s voice)

    :hurl: <—-me having to wake up to Jay's hurtin' face errday….

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    yallcrazy says:

    OTB, do you watch The Good Wife?

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Candi
    That may be a good idea. I’ma hafta look online for some lodging though…and an e-z pass….and $4/gallon gas. :lol:

    @Kita
    I was asking about you! Thanks for your email! I got a good laugh outta that! Didn’t he know how his mama was?! S he knew she ain’t have no damn money! What did the folks say when ya’ll just rolled outta red lobster?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yes, @Y’all.

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    @Yall
    You sure they don’t have eye drop they have ear drops for dogs and dewormer – I find that odd they don’t have eye drops – try and save money and see if you can find eye drop even a home remedy for dogs – My fake bro n law said for me to spray my house with vinegar and water before I let them roam and start marking their territory…Since it cleared on its own it may be something you can do for it

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    yallcrazy says:

    ummm yeah :smoke: is a necessity IMO, it’ll keep you calm and allow you to laugh that ish off :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    i’m just using my amex for gas so i can get points :wave: (also cause i just returned a comforter set which took $90 off my balance)

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol: @Fe. Its “something” thats a deal breaker for everybody; ugly aint it for me.

    Liars? To the left?
    Lazy? To the left?
    DUMB? Dont even look at me. :nono:

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    @ Sass…Glad to help. :hug:

    They’ve never done anything together, like that in the entire time we’ve know each other and I guess if someone says, We, her and hubby, gonna take yall out, you assume they got the means. Me and mini me left before they told the staff. Mini Me’s greedy ass left with 2-3 cheddar bisquits on the sly. :no:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Yeah, I went to two different stores :yes: I’m gonna take her to the vet this wkend anyway, so I can see what the deal is…Initially it was only red 2 days and then cleared up and then 2 wks later it was red, but it cleared up but that bump is there. She’s not scratching it like before, so it might be two different situations :shrug: iono though hmmmm

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Yall/Choco

    I get that he is who he is but sometimes his sh*t be on like 20 and i be needing him to bring that sh*t down to like a 3. He can go overboard with it sometimes. His personality is definitely not for everybody and although I’m used to it, when he hits certain moods and start going overboard, I be wanting to knock his azz OUT!

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    candibfly says:

    looks aren’t everything (i mean he can’t be butt azz ugly tho) to me. i’ve talked to a guy that i wasn’t all the way attracted to but the more i got to know him the finer he got in my eyes

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Kita
    That sh*t is kinda hilarious though! What did your man say?

    @Candi
    I think I would be breaking out my Citibank for the points as well. What’s fukked up is, I always use the pts to redeem for….. gas cards. SMH. Terrible cycle!

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    @Sassy
    These are things to take into consideration now and maybe yall could get pre-marital counseling I’ve heard it helped a lot of couples

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    yallcrazy says:

    still :rofl: at Nikki whispering…..

    Kids are so funny!

    ——————–
    Ugly don’t break the bank for me neither :no: Dumb does and “no-class” does too…

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    @Yall
    Yeah get her checked out – girl I swear I freak out when my pup aren’t feeling well

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I am big on looks, but I don’t like too pretty looks. There’s need to be something slightly rugged or unique about your look.

    However… I’m big on honesty, loyalty, intelligence, kindness and patience.

    Don’t have the above 5, I can’t fukk with ya. I’ll trade looks in easily if I can have all of the above 5 though. Cause ain’t NOTHING like a sexy, rich, dumb muhfukka and I’ve HAD one so I KNOW!!

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    Yeah i mean Im more open to what Im able to tolerate in faces nowadays :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Yall/Choco

    I get that he is who he is but sometimes his sh*t be on like 20 and i be needing him to bring that sh*t down to like a 3. He can go overboard with it sometimes. His personality is definitely not for everybody and although I’m used to it, when he hits certain moods and start going overboard, I be wanting to knock his azz OUT!
    —————–
    I am only saying this because nobody ever told me this (&I’m saying this w/love):

    Nothing changes! Nothing, not a damned thing…
    ————–
    I think pre-marital counseling is KEY because it brings ALL this out and then yall can see if this is something that you really want to do.

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    @ Sass…He looked speechless and like he wanted to die.

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    yallcrazy says:

    :offtopic:
    Virgin America has cross-country deals!

    :pigsfly: And we’re off….

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Choco
    We’ve already discussed premarital counseling. We definitely are going to do it. Probably do 8-10 sessions just to make sure we are really on the same page.

    Our communication with each other is good, we definitely talk to each other about whatever is bothering us or making us uncomfortable…..it’s justthat the decibel levels and amount of profane language sometimes gets slightly higher as we do it.

    And before you know it… BAM! I done fukked around and ran into a muhfukkas car. SMH.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    (i mean he can’t be butt azz ugly tho)

    These grvais are ano. :lol: But Jay Z? He could get in.

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Yall
    :pigsfly: *mine is flapping faster than yours*

    @Kita
    Ohhhh!! Did he feel like his bday was ruined?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yeah i mean Im more open to what Im able to tolerate in faces nowadays

    This happened with age for me.

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    yallcrazy says:

    Think about what you want your future children around.

    Not trying to be mean or invasive with my comments, just alot of stuff you don’t hear because others don’t like saying it, or people just don’t care to offer their 2 cents.

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    yallcrazy says:

    :pigsfly: <— me

    :pigsfly: <–Slow Sassy

    And they're off….

    :rofl:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Yeah, did he feel like his day was ruined? We forgot all about him :lol:

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    This happened with age for me.
    __________________
    Ditto!

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    it’s justthat the decibel levels and amount of profane language sometimes gets slightly higher as we do it.

    And before you know it… BAM! I done fukked around and ran into a muhfukkas car. SMH.
    ________________
    Sis let me advise you now you set the tone in your relationship no matter the woman sets the tone so you are going to have to be able to express yourself without being violent or reacting violently again set the tone and standards in your relationship when an argument ensues set rules around that no profanity and no raising voices…YOU SET THE TONE!

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Choco

    I just read your last post. I do set the tone! It just be louder than his, so he follows. :lol:

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    pointhimout says:

    folks growing tired of senseless manufactured arguments from one show to the next. I like LALA cuz she’s easy to look at, as well as her 2 home girls.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :dead: @Sandra

    @Brown Means she got a fat one LOL!

    @French :rofl:

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    trenee says:

    good for her.

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