Rick Santorum: ‘Choose Obama over Romney’

Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said Republicans should give President Barack Obama another term in office if he (Santorum) doesn’t win the GOP nomination over frontrunner Mitt Romney.

“You win by giving people a choice,” Santorum said during a campaign stop in Texas. “You win by giving people the opportunity to see a different vision for our country, not someone who’s just going to be a little different than the person in there.”

Comparing Romney to an Etch-a-Sketch toy, Santorum continued: “If they’re going to be a little different, we might as well stay with [Obama] instead of taking a risk of what may be the Etch A Sketch candidate for the future.”

Santorum has said that Romney’s political views change often and can be erased like the shake of an Etch-a-Sketch toy.

Romney, who won the Illinois primary on Tuesday, issued a statement Thursday expressing indignation at the fact “that Rick Santorum would rather have Barack Obama as president than a Republican.”

Romney added: “Any of the Republicans running would be better than President Obama and his record of failure.”

GOP candidate Newt Gingrich tweeted: “Rick Santorum is dead wrong. Any GOP nominee will be better than Obama.”



 


446 Responses to “Rick Santorum: ‘Choose Obama over Romney’”

  1. 1
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    :obama: Recognize bishes its the only choice… Period..
    Hey Yall again…

  2. 2
    ItsIce says:

    He knows what’s up. :coffee:

    :obama:

  3. 3
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Wait… :rofl: wait wooooo wooo… :rofl: Newt Old azz is Tweeting… :hahaha:

  4. 4
    Trendsetter says:

    :obama:

    Mitt Romnmey is so out of touch, it’s like he lives in la la land…

  5. 5
    ItsIce says:

    I also think santorum knows something we don’t about Romney.

    #conspiracytheorist

  6. 6
    NaijaGal says:

    For once I get with a a Scrotum statement :obama:

  7. 7
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Ummm Sandra, hot news day is it? You pulling out the stops momma!
    You know no matter how many you post, the last one alway have about 799997 comments. So you should just let that post say… SR Family Comments and let us just talk shyt for the rest of the day… :coffee:

  8. 8
    Posche says:

    @NaijaGal

    That’s funny…

  9. 9
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    ItsIce says:

    I also think santorum knows something we don’t about Romney.

    #conspiracytheorist
    ——————
    I think that he is trying to put the subliminal message out saying that let Romney run against gangsta azz Obama…Romney will absolutely lose… so voting for Romney you just voted for Obama…

  10. 10
    AWESOME says:

    The Repubs bringing out props now? Is Santorum supposed to be Carrot Top?
    One thing for sure, if they win America is gonna look like a Gallager show.

    Morning folks.

  11. 11
    Lala11_7 says:

    The thing that ALWAYS makes me go “uhhhmmm” regarding the current crop of GOPers who are vying for the Presidential Canidate moniker…is when they talk about POTUS Obama’s failure…yet…they can NEVER say what that failure is…no specific facts to base that statement on at all…it’s always that sweeping…”Obama is a failure”…

    Which leads me to believe that the ONLY thing POTUS Obama is a failure at is not being wholly caucasian and wholly entitled…

  12. 12
    lady_cn says:

    :coffee: He knows Obama is gonna win.

    I will say though, that this is the 1st and probably only time I will agree with this idiot. Well, in regards to Obama being the better choice.

    :obama:

  13. 13

    :coffee: All of dem full of ish :obama: < just cause there is nothing else to choose from :coffee:

  14. 14

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Ummm Sandra, hot news day is it? You pulling out the stops momma!
    You know no matter how many you post, the last one alway have about 799997 comments. So you should just let that post say… SR Family Comments and let us just talk shyt for the rest of the day… :coffee:
    ___________________

    :rofl:

  15. 15
    £ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

    Sandra lemme find out you a Repooblican :nono: Sanitation and Ramen Noodles need to have several seats and take their clan with them

    :obama:

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    ItsIce says:

    @Lala :cosign:

    The only problem I have with Obama is his spending habits. :no:

  17. 17
    jazi65 says:

    :lol: at Nasty Newt – he’s so far behind people forget he’s even on the ballot.

    Tricky Ricky needs to sit his azz down too because there’s no way he’s going to catch Romney.

    Obama has NO competition & will be the quickest reelection in history

    #teamObama!

  18. 18
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Ummm Jenie WHHHYYY YOU spoiling my Friday with that Gravie… :lol: It reminds me of the little latin mommys running roud my side with these super tight skinny jeans and a tight top looking like somebody tried to squeeze toothpaste out a tube with the cap still on… Stop that chyt :mad:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :obama: Yall please go sign up at moveon . org so that we can all work collectively to get our President reelected :coffee: <– fancy mint green tea :D

    It may be more of a challenge this time due to the new voting laws "they" are pushing for (e.g. Redistricting, ID laws,early voting regulations).

    :pigsfly: And I'm off…

  21. 21
    Ms.Fashion says:

    :rofl:

    The comparison he used is hilarious!!!

  22. 22
    dckimmie says:

    yallcrazy says:

    :obama: Yall please go sign up at moveon . org
    _________________

    Been a member since 2007. I have the exclusive T-shirts :D :obama: And a member of Change. org

  23. 23
    Ty says:

    Its cool Santorum U are not telling us nothing we dont aleady know..yall are not about shyt :coffee: Is he the one that said he wasn’t worried about unemployment last week? They just keep giving the non rich their azz to kiss. Yet folks dont like Obama’s policy LOL At least he gives a damn :coffee:

  24. 24
    Ty says:

    Romney added: “Any of the Republicans running would be better than President Obama and his record of failure.”
    ____________________
    Are the nations records different from the records he is reading? Im confused :shrug:

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  28. 28
    Iheart says:

    ISE HERE :woot:

  29. 29
    Phrozen1der says:

    Present….the party can now begin.. :coffee:

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Phrozen1der says:

    Why are the people not ready?!?!?!?!? :rofl:

  32. 32
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Feline :lol:

  33. 33
    CD FENTY says:

    Switches in and flips hair as everyone starts to chant:

    THE QUEEN IS HERE
    THE QUEEN IS HERE

    :coffee:

  34. 34
    JMO says:

    *looking to see if people are in here before I land* :pigsfly:

  35. 35

    Alright now :popcorn: what we talking bout !

  36. 36
  37. 37

    FOLKS ARE STILL IN THAT THREAD!

  38. 38
    YSoSrs says:

    @CD

    What you talking bout? I don’t see Mannie. :think:

  39. 39

    Phrozen1der says:

    Present….the party can now begin.. :coffee:
    _____________
    Nutt :rofl:

  40. 40
    CD FENTY says:

    SOMEBODY PLEASE SPILL SOME GOOD TEA LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. 41
    Phrozen1der says:

    It’s 80 degrees outside,I messed around and went to my car now I’m feeling a slight case of #IAintDoingShytElseForTheRestOfTheDay! :coffee:

  42. 42
    KyCakes says:

    Strolls in with a :tidday: shake

  43. 43
    CD FENTY says:

    @Yso
    Please dont pull me into yo filthy world :lol:

  44. 44
    I Go There says:

    Oh so yall in here?

    Cool…

    CD

    come get close

  45. 45
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Jenie :lol:

  46. 46
    KyCakes says:

    Oops :titty: shake…or better yet :shakebutt:

  47. 47
    CD FENTY says:

    :offtopic:
    Kim K is pregnant by Ochocinco :shocked:

  48. 48
    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh so yall in here?

    Cool…

    CD

    come get close
    ————————————————————————
    :think: Are you cheatin’ on your Wife?

  49. 49

    Phrozen1der says:

    It’s 80 degrees outside,I messed around and went to my car now I’m feeling a slight case of #IAintDoingShytElseForTheRestOfTheDay! :coffee:
    ___________________
    :cosign: Bout to hit this :steer: drive thru liqour store when I leave and get a twisted

  50. 50

    @I Go

    I think imma do it in that position tonight… :coffee:

  51. 51
    Iheart says:

    :hump: :blow: :boob: :lick:

  52. 52

    @CD

    Yeah fukking right!

  53. 53

    CD FENTY says:

    :offtopic:
    Kim K is pregnant by Ochocinco :shocked:
    ______________

    CD you telling lies ? :thinking:

  54. 54
    Bad Influence says:

    :buttshake:

  55. 55
    Iheart says:

    @Fe, I did it in that position this morning :yes:

  56. 56
    YSoSrs says:

    @CD

    You :lick: and :hump: your wifie Rih on a regular basis and you have the nerve to claim you don’t want to be in my filthy world? :rofl:

  57. 57
    JMO says:

    KyCakes says:

    Oops :titty: shake…or better yet
    ________________________________________

    :smack: FOR GOODNESS SAKE WOMAN … THE EMO CODE IS BOOBS!! :boobs:

  58. 58
    CD FENTY says:

    I Go There says:
    Oh so yall in here?
    Cool…

    CD
    come get close
    *********************
    U think its that easy huh :rolleyes. We had some specah u bastard :coffee:

  59. 59
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    Phrozen1der says:

    @CD Now you KNOW Kim is a jumper so that’s not possible…

    Jumper: (adj)Something one does when their partner is about to “let loose” it is pregnancy prevention proof,and a way to get a quickie and return to work without a shower. :coffee:

  61. 61

    @Iheart

    that’s hot…I will be getting these boots smoked tonight! :yes:

  62. 62
    CD FENTY says:

    *DO OVER*

    Go There says:
    Oh so yall in here?
    Cool…

    CD
    come get close
    *********************
    U think its that easy huh :rolleyes: We had something specah u bastard :coffee:

  63. 63
    KyCakes says:

    JMO says:

    KyCakes says:

    Oops :titty: shake…or better yet
    ________________________________________

    :smack: FOR GOODNESS SAKE WOMAN … THE EMO CODE IS BOOBS!! :boobs:
    ———————————————————————–
    Ai-ight…sorry…chit :rofl:

  64. 64
    yallcrazy says:

    Present and ish :coffee:
    :kneel:

  65. 65

    :ghost: @Phrozen’s definitions!

  66. 66
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fe – You gettin’ yo boots smoked tonight??? :blink:

  67. 67
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Jenie My best Phrat are in town for a bday party so i’ll be drinking the chasers while they drink the liquor… :lol:

  68. 68
    CD FENTY says:

    @Phro & Jenie

    I made it up because yall aint talm bout chit :coffee:

  69. 69

    is this where everyone is?

  70. 70
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ PHRO! :rofl:

  71. 71
    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :coffee:

  72. 72

    @Tatted

    “smoked”, “knocked” tis all the same….oh shyt, am I showing my age??? :lol:

  73. 73
    Iheart says:

    @Fe, Ion know if I can get my smoked again tonight :no: 3x’s got my ass :yawn:

  74. 74
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Feline I’m just educating the masses :lol:

  75. 75
    yallcrazy says:

    Jmo, you wanna race your pig against mine yo? Just say the word. I’m Ready…

    :pigsfly:

    :lol:

  76. 76
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BY THE WAY FORGET YALL MOFUKAS!!! LEFT ME ALONE IN THE OTHER POST LIKE A LOST FUKN CHILD… AND YEAH I BROKE THE FUKN BLOG AGAIN!! HMMMPH!! THAT WILL TEACH YALL BIIOOOTCHESS!! :wail:

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    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    is this where everyone is?
    ________________________________________________

    No

  79. 79
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Present. :coffee:

  80. 80
    KyCakes says:

    <——–Ain't getting nothing smoked, knocked….sigh

  81. 81

    The font just up in this beesh :huh:

  82. 82
    Bad Influence says:

    dude….

    #stoned..

    i want a blueberry muffin :lol:

  83. 83
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man We’re not here you do NOT see us… #Stealth :rofl:

  84. 84
    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BY THE WAY FORGET YALL MOFUKAS!!! LEFT ME ALONE IN THE OTHER POST LIKE A LOST FUKN CHILD… AND YEAH I BROKE THE FUKN BLOG AGAIN!! HMMMPH!! THAT WILL TEACH YALL BIIOOOTCHESS!! :wail:
    ————————————————————————
    And you were the one tellin us Summummabishes to get in here :lol:

  85. 85
    Iheart says:

    Dammit Lakes are you gonna break every flucking post we go in :cuss:

  86. 86

    @Lakes

    Quit breaking every thread!

    We told yo azz to go to the Santorum thread! :rofl:

  87. 87
    YSoSrs says:

    @LAKER

    I thought I hid the damn HTML tags from you! :mad:

    :dead: @JMO

  88. 88
    JMO says:

    :pigsfly: <—- JMO

    :pigsfly: <— yall

    "weeeeee… we we weeeeeeee"

  89. 89
    Bad Influence says:

    ummmm the post is broke?

  90. 90
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    KY I SAID THE FUKN RAY J POST… BUT I SEE LEAVE THE ONE WITH THE BIG BOW BEHIND BISH FIND HER WAY :wail: FUKAS!!

  91. 91
    CD FENTY says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    is this where everyone is?
    ________________________________________________

    JMO says:
    No
    **********************
    MAN we are all in the Kim K post. Come join us :coffee:

  92. 92
    KyCakes says:

    :lol: @BAD (I still call ya HIS) :blunt:

  93. 93
    Iheart says:

    AWWW @Ky, :hugs: Come here baby Megatron and lovin you right no mo??

  94. 94

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man We’re not here you do NOT see us… #Stealth :rofl:

    __________

    I just laughed out loud at this shyt! :hahaha:

  95. 95
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: @ the pig race

  96. 96

    @KY CAKES
    “<——–Ain't getting nothing smoked, knocked….sigh"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    How long it's been?
    :coffee:

  97. 97
    Bad Influence says:

    how does one break a thread? :think: someone tell me.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Feline :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ALL YALL BISHES THAT LEFT ME.. YES THE FUK I AM… MEAN BISHES

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    yallcrazy says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BY THE WAY FORGET YALL MOFUKAS!!! LEFT ME ALONE IN THE OTHER POST LIKE A LOST FUKN CHILD… AND YEAH I BROKE THE FUKN BLOG AGAIN!! HMMMPH!! THAT WILL TEACH YALL BIIOOOTCHESS!!

    ——————————
    :chase: You little bugger! You broke this post too :dead:

  102. 102
    JMO says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man We’re not here you do NOT see us… #Stealth :rofl:
    __________________________________________________________

    :kona: <— everyone playing hide & go seek with Man

  103. 103

    Bad Influence says:

    ummmm the post is broke?

    ___________

    She keeps turning the thread bold everywhere she goes! :rofl:

  104. 104

    @NENE
    “is this where everyone is?
    ________________________________________________

    JMO says:
    No
    **********************
    MAN we are all in the Kim K post. Come join us :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I’ll just keep a few different threads open babe. :coffee:

  105. 105
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BAD CUZ THE NAME IS IN BOLD.. SOME PEOPLE NO LIKIE THAT.. BUT ALL THE SAME TO ME :blunt: <<BLUEBERRY RILLO!

  106. 106
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: @JMo

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :smoke:

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    @OTB

    You gettin lit already?

  110. 110
    yallcrazy says:

    :shotsfired:

    :casket: <–Jmo's lil piglet :rofl:

    :violin: <–funeral music

  111. 111

    :pigsfly: <<<<<< every time I see this shyt I bust out laughing for some reason! :rofl:

  112. 112
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @PHRO ITS HARD NIPPLE COLD IN THIS BIIIISSSH!! :boobs: LE GO GET US A DR.PEPPER

  113. 113
    JMO says:

    :pigsfly: (JMO) “C’moan fat azz!”

    :pigsfly: (Yall) “wait up!!” :(

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    CD FENTY says:

    @MP
    :dead: as a door nail

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    Bad Influence says:

    <—-lit already

    :smoke:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    PREGUNTA :wtf: IS A WHITE MEXICAN?? THIS FUKN RETARDED BISH ASK ME IF ALL WHITE MEXICANS RACIST?? :cuss: WHY CUZ I FUKN PALE HO3… WE MEXICANS COME IN ALL FUKN COLORS!!

  117. 117
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Laker I think they just turned the A/C on because they had the heat on before and it’s 80 degrees outside.. Glad I have on short sleeves or I’d be kicking people’s computers off their desks.. :rofl:

  118. 118

    Dayummm…. am I the ONLY person still at work???

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    JMO says:

    yallcrazy says:

    :shotsfired:

    :casket: <–Jmo's lil piglet :rofl:

    :violin: <–funeral music
    ____________________________________________________

    :wail:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Im in the car. :ashamed: Its been a long day. :(

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    Iheart says:

    *joins pig race* :pigsfly:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :smoke: (not the blueberry rillos though, they’ve been said to cause cancer) #helpful

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man Nah bruh I’m here too, until 7…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IS THIS WHAT THEY ARE CALLING THIS BASTARD A WHITE MEXICAN?? :cuss:

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    Bad Influence says:

    <—–not @ work :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Im at work. :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Dayummm…. am I the ONLY person still at work???
    ____________________________________________________

    See my comment 78

  128. 128
    yallcrazy says:

    . :pigsfly:
    :pigsfly:

    :pigsfly:

    . :pigsfly:

    And they’re off…..

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    << GOING TO BE OFF IN 30 MIN :woohoo:

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    Bad Influence says:

    *hoodie up*

    i cant wait 2 see the hunger games! :woohoo:

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    Iheart says:

    I’m at work for 35 more mins :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I need to put a no-compete clause in my contract… My job has to agree not to try and compete with the warm weather..It gets warm then I need to be excused WITH pay..#Simple :coffee:

  133. 133
    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    Anyone play Angry Birds? It’s so adyck-tive? <—spelled wrong on purpose 'cause I can't wait to get home.

  134. 134
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    THESE FUKN PIGS :pigsfly: ARE KILLN A BISH :rofl:

  135. 135

    :lol: pointim is going in on the obama post :lol:

  136. 136

    @yall

    Just the blueberry rillos or rillos in general????

  137. 137
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Lakes :hahaha: You know folks wont claim their kin when something go wrong. :lol:

    I dont know what his lineage is though. Dad said he is “Hispanic”…dint say which Hispanics..

  138. 138
    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh so yall in here?

    Cool…

    CD

    come get close
    ————————————————————————
    Are you cheatin’ on your Wife?
    ____________________________

    Oh shait… who’s my wife
    :lol:

  139. 139

    THIS BEEN THE LONGEST FLUCKIN FRIDAY EVER!

  140. 140

    @Lakes

    I’ve heard them call him a white hispanic…I haven’t yet heard white mexican…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @kay i play that and it is very a****ting <<<new spelling

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Kayla i play it on my kindle fire now…

    i love that game even more.. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hahaha: Let me go read Point’s fit. :rofl:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Laker, my boss said “it wasn’t racial, that guy is Mexican”

    Me: Well, he’s a white one and it’s not the same :ashamed:

    You do know the history of the yt vs. dark Mexicans right? :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man I’m so far gone my dude,I’m mentally already home having sex after the club let out sideways too… :rofl:

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    @PHRO
    “I need to put a no-compete clause in my contract… My job has to agree not to try and compete with the warm weather..It gets warm then I need to be excused WITH pay..#Simple”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Nigga, that should be standard for all black people. What’s the tempature that’s officially “warm” tho?

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    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hahaha: Let me go read Point’s fit. :rofl:
    ________________________________________________

    :nono: Don’t chu go wasting clicks now ya hear?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OTB SO SHE COMPARE ME TO FUKN ZIMMERSH1T!!! IS THIS BISH FOREALZ!! :cuss: SHE TOLD ME “U A LIGHT AZZ MESSICAN.. ARE ALL WHITE MEXICANS RACIST?” WHO THE FUK ASK THIS AND GOT MAD CUZ I SAID “HUH… IM ALL MEXICAN WTF IS THAT I AINT MIX I GOT WET BACK AND AND MESSICAN IN ME.. AND I AINT RACIST” SHyt HAD ME :huh: WHY WOULD SHE ASK THAT?

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    KyCakes says:

    LMAO – My Boss just told me he ate too much for lunch and he wanted to go throw up…

    Bulimic ass :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I’d go with 75 so technically since it’s over 80 I need to be on leave with overtime pay… :yes:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Fi, just blueberry :smoke:

    —————————-
    :pigsfly: And I’m off agane….

    #nosey

    I bet money that:
    the c word gets used
    the h or w word gets used
    Mannie will NOT say to suck his duck this time around

  154. 154
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YALL MAN FUK THAT!! IM MEXICAN NO WHITE IN ME AT ALL!!! :nono: FUK THAT PUTO!!

  155. 155
    KyCakes says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man I’m so far gone my dude,I’m mentally already home having sex after the club let out sideways too… :rofl:
    ———————————————————————-
    :yes: Sideways-after-the-club-sex

  156. 156

    :hahaha: @point’s posts….I knew he’d be back…

  157. 157
    Phrozen1der says:

    @KyCakes Make it an HR issue,say he made you uncomfortable and that he needs to let you leave whenever it’s warm and you’re feeling “flighty” with pay.. :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Good googley moogley :rofl:

    . The way to my heart starts with you asking me out. point him out on yahoo. I’m not a cheap thrill, so save up ya lunch money.

    :heart:

  159. 159
    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    THIS BEEN THE LONGEST FLUCKIN FRIDAY EVER!
    _______________________________________________

    Will you just take your damn turn so I can have something to do please?!

  160. 160
    Bad Influence says:

    :yawn:

  161. 161
    Phrozen1der says:

    @KyCakes YES and MA’AM!!! :rofl:

  162. 162
    yallcrazy says:

    having sex after the club let out sideways too :dead:

    ————————
    Laker, if this really bothers you —> HR! #suggest&requestsensitivitytraining

  163. 163

    Point slid right back on in :rofl:

  164. 164
    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh so yall in here?

    Cool…

    CD

    come get close
    ————————————————————————
    Are you cheatin’ on your Wife?
    ____________________________

    Oh shait… who’s my wife
    ————————————————————————
    I was asking CD. Robin ‘Rhianna’ Fenty is her boo :yes:

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    NaijaGal says:

    The worn cardboard box had definitely seen better days. Zoe smiled quietly at the ragged edges and the old shipping label on the side. It’s been five years since I got this, she said to herself.

    As she sat the box on the nightstand and opened the flap, he seemed to smile at her. Zoe reached in to pick him up and unraveled the chord. It had been a while since she’d used “Big Daddy,” as she liked to call him. She only pulled him out when times got rough.

    This was definitely one of those times.

    Zoe had finally turned in the rewrite of her novel to her agent and she needed to de-stress. This was not a job for her fingers…or her shower head. She needed penetration in the worse kind of way and with no significant other at her disposal Big Daddy was all the man she needed.

    She smiled at the scalloped black rod in her hand. She liked to sweet talk to it to make sure he felt needed. She still remembered the first time with her B.O.B. She ordered him online and was happy to find a plug-in version because in the past, the battery operated ones never did the trick.

    She needed more time.

    More power.

    Big Daddy damn near turned her out when she came the first time. The ripples and spasms lasted off and on for almost three hours. Her crazy ass couldn’t wait to do it again.

    Zoe had a weekly date with Big Daddy for six months after that—candles and cherry flavored lube included. She gave her Daddy a well-deserved tongue bath unabashedly after a stellar performance quite a few times. She figured it was the best way to keep in practice for whenever she got a piece of the real thing.

    Big Daddy was loyal, unselfish and always available, tucked away in the brown shipping box in the back of her closet he was always just within reach. Still, Zoe didn’t want to get used to a super-large vibrator and have her stuff all stretched out the frame where even kegal exercises couldn’t help. She needed something that was average looking and lifelike so when she had an occasional romp with a man, she wouldn’t be too disappointed.

    “I know it’s been a long time, Daddy, I’m sorry,” she began, initiating her role-playing. “But look at it this way, I came to you to help me celebrate. I got us a glass of wine and if you’re real good to me I’ll let you see what it tastes like on my lips.”

    Zoe chuckled to herself as she placed Big Daddy on the pillow. She slipped off her robe and slid under the covers, before picking up her glass of Saracco and taking a sip.

    Her favorite wine and her favorite ****…this would be a great night.

    The sound of Will Downing’s voice filled the air from her iPod mini stereo as Zoe turned her Daddy on. He hummed in response and she let him slide down her chest and across her nipples.

    “You know me so well.”

    She twirled him across her erect nipples and then teased herself with her fingers as they brushed across her belly. Zoe moaned and guided the vibrator south to the promised land. She let it slide across her outer lips and she tingled from the combination of anticipation and the incessant humming reverberating across her skin.

    As if having a mind of his own, Big Daddy slipped his way inside her lips for a quick sample of her wetness. She brought the magic stick into her view and smiled.

    “Make it good, Big Daddy.”
    Zoe submerged his tip into her mouth a few times and moaned. She loved the taste of her own juices and couldn’t wait until Big Daddy was coated with her liquid candy.

    She slid her lips open once more and ran the vibrator across her ****, letting it sit there for a moment as the ripples traveled up her body.

    “You are always so good to me.”

    She pressed the vibrator down toward her pinkness and let it tease her. She noticed how slick she had become just from the anticipation of another guaranteed orgasmic filled night. She pressed the vibration button again to cease the rhythmic hum and quickly pressed the second button for the pump-action and held it up to see it in action.

    “You look so good, Big Daddy. Oh, so good!”

    Zoe placed her toy right at the opening of her core and let the tip tease her as it tried to find its way inside. He seemed to hum like he was happy to be home inside her slick walls. She pressed the machine closer and felt her body slowly fill as Big Daddy pumped and finally slid his way in.

    She moaned out loud.

    Her moans continued to fill the air as he continued his thrusting twirling pump. Zoe pressed the button once more to increase the speed to medium. The feeling of the scalloped edges of the vibrator slid against her walls and she instinctively lifted and rotated her hips to match his power.

    She was in a zone!

    It was time to play their little speed game and she was more than ready. She boosted Big Daddy to high and braced her head against the headboard so she wouldn’t give herself a concussion.

    “Beat it up, Daddy! ****!”

    Big Daddy pumped her like he was a jack hammer.

    Before it could get too good, she took him back down to the low-speed quickly. She couldn’t take his high for too long, just in spurts.

    But she wanted more.

    Zoe pressed the button back up to high and braced herself.

    “Ohhhh, ****!”

    Big Daddy pumped vigorously and Zoe’s pussy sloshed with wetness. After 20 power-filled pumps she switched back to medium speed and resumed her hip rotations.

    “Big Daddy, is it good to you,” she whispered.

    Caught up in the rapture, Zoe didn’t notice the change in his humming at first until Big Daddy’s pumping motion seemed to stall. She pressed the low button and Big Daddy resumed as if nothing was wrong. She smiled and tilted her head back against the headboard to finish their encounter.

    As Big Daddy slowly pumped his way back in, she switched the speed back up to medium. Zoe moaned in pleasure and relief. She figured Big Daddy could make her cum by stimulating her G spot while the vibrating rabbit slapped her ****oris to climax. A double back to back climax would make her celebration complete and oh so perfect.

    The thought alone drove her wild and Zoe sank Big Daddy in deeper so he could touch her G spot.

    “Ohhh, yeah… Baby, right there. Oh, my God, I’m gonna suck you dry if…”

    Suddenly, Big Daddy shifted into an ultra high gear. Zoe was in the middle of a scary and rippling orgasm as the black **** continued to pump her wildly.

    Then…

    Nothing.

    He just…

    Stopped.

    She pressed the slow speed.

    Nothing.

    She pressed the high.

    Still, nothing.

    She pressed the buttons back and forth.

    “Oh, hell no! Big Daddy died.”

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    CD FENTY says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh so yall in here?

    Cool…

    CD

    come get close
    ————————————————————————
    Ky says:
    Are you cheatin’ on your Wife?
    **********************
    Ky who dis woman u calling wife :coffee:

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    @OTB

    And his comments about not being Derek J or Lawrence had me :ghost:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    @Lakes and @Bad the new angry birds in Space came out yesterday. I :heart: it!!!!!! Can’t stop playing it.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Najia If yo ass don’t post cliff notes next time..:rofl:

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    JMO says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Point slid right back on in :rofl:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    ….. nah, too easy :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @KyCakes Make it an HR issue,say he made you uncomfortable and that he needs to let you leave whenever it’s warm and you’re feeling “flighty” with pay.. :yes:
    ————————————————————————–
    I work at a Federal Gov’t level.

    They’d rather I say I need a mental health day… :lol:

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    Ace says:

    this where the alcohol is?? :coffee:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Ky
    Oh MY wife :lol: She know she is my everything and she respects that I need a good meat jamming from time to time :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :yawn:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Najia If yo ass don’t post cliff notes next time..:rofl:
    ___________________________

    I was trying to read it and was like :coffee: um fluck it :lol: sorry Naija !

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @KyCakes :rofl: Whatever works…

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    KyCakes says:

    CD FENTY says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh so yall in here?

    Cool…

    CD

    come get close
    ————————————————————————
    Ky says:
    Are you cheatin’ on your Wife?
    **********************
    Ky who dis woman u calling wife :coffee:
    ——————————————————————–
    The one whose last name you carrying….

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    ACE NOPE :coffee:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :lol: I get what you’re saying Laker, I was just trying to break it down, BUT she SHOULD NOT have said that to you :no: What was her objective? It was a racial stmt!

    If you don’t want to go to HR, you shoulda told her “IONO! Do you know everything about white people?” She would’ve gotten your drift then.

    and :hug:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    @Phro I like sideways sex. Is that what you are referring to? If not, s’cuse me. I’m just horny!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    “Oh, hell no! Big Daddy died.”

    Point slid right back on in
    _____________________________________________________________________

    ….. nah, too easy

    :dead: :dead: :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @NAIJA

    :dead: <—As "Big Daddy"

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    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh so yall in here?

    Cool…

    CD

    come get close
    ————————————————————————
    Are you cheatin’ on your Wife?
    ____________________________

    Oh shait… who’s my wife
    ————————————————————————
    I was asking CD. Robin ‘Rhianna’ Fenty is her boo
    ________________________

    Oh her

    CD knows she can bring her along… Im understanding like that.

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    KyCakes says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @KyCakes :rofl: Whatever works…
    ———————————————————————–
    We don’t have HR. We have Ombudsmen and Ethics Hotlines… :lol:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    JMO says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Point slid right back on in :rofl:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    ….. nah, too easy :lol:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :hahaha:

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    I’m leaving this Beesh at Fo not four :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @MsKayla Stop hanging with that jezebel she is rubbing off on you :rofl: but yeah I was LOL!

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    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh her

    CD knows she can bring her along… Im understanding like that.
    —————————————————————————
    :dead: @IGO’s accommodating self…. :rofl:

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    so fuggin :dead: @Naija…

    And I read ALL that shyt too! :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    *feels awfully said when folks get tired of reading…on the blog* :(

    :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    Laker so what we doing next weekend?

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Ky :lol:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Phro leee me lone <<<in my 'lil Derrel voice

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :hahaha: @jezebel

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Naija :lol:

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    Bad Influence says:

    *punches Naijas computer off the desk*

    :chase:

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    JMO says:

    JLO … you too huh?? :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    Oh her

    CD knows she can bring her along… Im understanding like that.
    —————————————————————————
    @IGO’s accommodating self….
    ____________________________

    Yeah Im giving like that

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    CD FENTY says:

    Naija :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    YALL NO HR NEEDED I JUST TALK TO HER AZZ “DO U THINK ALL FUKN HISPANICS KNOW EACHOTHER?? REALLY?? SO U KNOW BUSH?? NOW I GET THE FUKN QUESTION RETARDED AZZ LUCKY I DINT HAVE A DAM PINATA TO THROW AT U” :coffee: DID NOT SAY CHIT BACK

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @OTB :rofl:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    *refuses to look at IGO’s gravi**

    Niagara falls….

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    <<—- :heart: sideways sex….I cum a lot faster!

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    Bad Influence says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “Oh, hell no! Big Daddy died.”

    Point slid right back on in
    _____________________________________________________________________

    ….. nah, too easy

    is it bad that i thought the same thing? :hahaha:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @SIS

    It’s that damn Twittah. We gone have generations of kids that can’t read more than 140 characters at a time.

    I say as I look at my own Twittah trying to figure out what my first tweet should be.

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    Iheart says:

    :ghost: @ Naija posting that flucking novel on here :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Feline That shyt is EVERYTHING,it’s worth the potential child support payments :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    A Pinata? :rofl:

    Please give me the candy ‘fore you hit that bish with it. :rofl :

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    Bad Influence says:

    :rofl: Laker is still going off :lol:

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    :smack:
    Why this nigga had to fluck with Point? :lol:

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    NaijaGal says:

    He was tall, dark and handsome.

    I’m not exaggerating on the tall.

    We were on the railroad, headed to this new spot to do a little grooving and shaking. I was looking pretty hot in my black mini skirt and high-heeled boots, my caramel skin glistening in the moonlight. As my girlfriend and I sat there, trying to determine which direction the club was in, I heard a snickering at the mention of the club’s name.

    I turned. Tall, dark and handsome was looking at me, a smirk on his face.

    Besmirched, I said, “Is there a problem?”

    He smiled quietly. “Nothing. It’s just… nothing.” He smirked again, a chuckle forming at the corners of his mouth.

    I was incensed. “Why are you laughing? What’s so damn funny?”

    He chuckled again. “It’s just that where you ladies are going is the tiniest sweat box you could think of.”

    I stared at him. Okay, tall, dark and handsome, I thought, I feel you, but are you trying to get on me? What’s the deal?

    We began to chat about clubs in the city and ideal places to get a little dance action in. I found myself drawn in by his eyes, pools of brown that lit up every time he made a point or told a joke.

    He kept looking at my legs. So I crossed them.

    He kept looking. I smiled to myself.

    Gentleman that he was, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome walked my friend and I to the club and even got us in for free. He was a bouncer, and so he had a lot of leeway with the clubs. We exchanged numbers and promised to be in touch soon. I went inside with his gentle touch on my mind. I wondered if his large hands matched his…

    I’m getting ahead of myself.

    The next day, I woke up with Tall, Dark and Handsome on my mind. Was last night just a figment of my imagination? Should I wait for him to call me or should I go feminist movement and call him? It’s funny the things that we as women find ourselves considering as a serious dilemma when it comes to the opposite sex. I asked my housemate what she thought. As she opened her mouth to answer, the phone rang.

    We looked at each other.

    She gestured to me to answer the phone. I shook my head vigorously. The phone continued to ring. If it was Tall, Dark and Handsome, I thought, I was not going to be the one to answer the phone. Gotta keep up the pretense, right?

    I could be such a girl sometimes.

    My housemate answered the phone, smiled, turned to me, and handed me the phone.

    My insides churned. Palms sweaty, I answered the phone.

    “Hi there…,” the voice on the line began. “I wanted to know if you would be interested in becoming a gold card member?”

    I turned to my housemate, incensed. She covered her mouth, her eyes full of laughter.

    Tall, Dark and Handsome did indeed end up calling me later on that day. We stayed on the phone for hours upon hours. You know how that is, when you first meet someone and all you want to do is talk to them, find out what makes them tick, find out their likes and dislikes, when everything is new and fresh and cute and nothing about that person even remotely bothers you because you are just tickled that they’re into you.

    That’s where we were for a while.

    He took me on sweet and sappy dates where we went to the movies and shared popcorn with Raisinets sprinkled on top, the chocolate melting over the warmth of the corn, causing us to lick our fingers. He watched me in the dark put my slender digits to my mouth, me unconsciously-but-not-really using the tip of my tongue to remove the chocolate from the tips of my fingers—his eyes watching me with unspoken lust. Sometimes we went for walks around the park, him talking about his art, me talking about my crazy students, him watching my hips sway as I pretended not to notice.

    I was ready to make “delicious” with him. Jill Scott red nail polish on white walls style. Pass the Crown Royal…

    But I didn’t want to be considered easy. Sleep with him on the third date? I had to tell Miss Kitty down there, to back up a step.

    By the fourth date, though, at his house, him feeding me bits of whiting and sweet potato fries while we watched old Eddie Murphy stand-up, I was ready. I was beyond ready. Oozing sweet sap ready. Ready to lose my underwear ready. So when my Tall, Dark and Handsome man reached behind me to kiss my neck, to touch me in the way that a man touches a woman, I wiggled my red-hot red toes and braced myself.

    His kiss was feather light, so incongruent with his size.

    I always expected a large man to have a larger than life touch, but it was as if he knew I was a petite thing and he treated me as such, with a delicate strength. His large hands reached behind me, to the curve of my back, and rested there gently, his fingers pulling my polo shirt over my head as his tongue explored the spot behind my ear.

    He was smooth…and he knew it.

    My back arched as his deft fingers probed my nipples beneath my cream lace bra. He removed my jeans with the same adeptness, never taking his tongue off of my body…

    Testing the texture of my nipple with the tip of his tongue…

    His fingers now sheathed between cream lace underwear and my delta, gently flicking my ****…

    Turning my wetness into a small river, making me squirm.

    He was so. Smooth.

    I don’t know when he took off the lace that covered my womanhood. I don’t remember him removing my bra. All I could focus on was the sensations he was bringing out of me.

    His hands rested on my mounds, played with them like they were his personal toys, like he knew them, knew how they worked. Each touch to my nipple made me moan.

    I said all sorts of things. Naughty things. Sacrilegious things.

    Called the King of Kings name a few times.

    He had me hot.

    His tongue tasted my ****, savored the cream his taste test created, deemed it worthy as I moaned incoherently. I felt him lap back and forth, his hands claiming my breasts as his new toys, his touch taking me to the brink. I was close. So close.

    “Don’t cum,” he said.

    I moaned that I wasn’t about to make a promise I couldn’t keep.

    He stopped.

    Kissed my sweaty skin. My nose. My eyelids. His hands caressed my skin gently. He looked into my eyes.

    I breathed in heavily. My body was begging for release.

    He kissed me. Kissed my damp skin. His giant hand cupped me. Massaged my **** gently. He swallowed my moans one by one. His other hand brushed my nipples. Over and over he touched me, kissed me, brought me to the peak repeatedly.

    I pleaded to cum. My body pleaded more.

    He looked me in the eye, “Don’t cum. Wait for me.”

    I squirmed relentlessly. My body was on fire. The river beneath me turned into an ocean.

    I was on the edge, looking over, feeling my body’s waterfall.

    He took off his shirt first. Smooth chocolate skin, no body fat.

    He removed his pants. Tommy Hilfiger boxers sheathed what I was ready to savor.

    He asked me, “You ready?”

    I nodded. I was beyond ready. My body’s wetness told me so.

    Off came the boxers.

    I dried up instantly.

    I’d never seen anything so small in my entire life.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IHEART REALLY THEM BALLONS :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    Bad Influence says:

    *punches Naijas computer off the desk*

    :chase:
    ________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

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    Feline Feminine says:

    <<—- :heart: sideways sex….I cum a lot faster!
    ___________________

    Me too :cosign:

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    KyCakes says:

    Dammit, IGO. I have to log off now….

    Now you have your gravis in color?1?!?….

    :cuss: *(#&!*^$&*!^#*~@&#()~#&*~^$&(^~$*(!_&#(*!@_()~+_#*

    #BesideMyself

    The only action I’ve been offered is by some severely vertically challenged, Scarface look-alike….

    Help Me, Baby Jesus…. :wail:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Feline That shyt is EVERYTHING,it’s worth the potential child support payments :coffee:

    _______

    you

    are

    STUPID!

    :rofl:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    A Pinata? :rofl:

    Please give me the candy ‘fore you hit that bish with it. :rofl:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BISH, you stoopid!!! :rofl:

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    Ace says:

    @ Lakers

    Fluck my Boss, He bout to mess up my money for two months cause he got some fluckin plans in June…and he wont tell me….! :mad:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :smack:
    Why this nigga had to fluck with Point? :lol:

    ___________________
    :hahaha:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Bad Influence, knock it off, it’s the company’s not mines :D

    *speed readers unite*

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    Iheart says:

    Bad Influence says:

    *punches Naijas computer off the desk*

    ____________

    :rofl:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Gawd damnit Naija!!!

    :shank:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Naija

    Please :stop:

    :hahaha:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Feline…where’d u get ur drops? How much were they? How long b4 u started seeing results? And is the diet really as restrictive as I’ve read?

    Sorry so many questions ! lol

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    JMO says:

    Bad Influence says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “Oh, hell no! Big Daddy died.”

    Point slid right back on in
    _____________________________________________________________________

    ….. nah, too easy

    is it bad that i thought the same thing? :hahaha:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Well chit, why didn’t you type it??!! I would’ve happily :cosigned:

    :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @OTB IT GOT ROCKS AND ORANGES IN IT!! FUKN RACIST BISH!! OH I GOT HER AZZ!! SHE GOING TO REGRET ASKING ME THAT FUKN QUESTION :twisted:
    @BAD :cuss: SHE LUCKY IM PROFESSIONAL AND CHIT

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    <<—- :heart: sideways sex….I cum a lot faster!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *clears throat*

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    I Go There says:

    Ohoney

    You do know that place is clothing optional right?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hahaha: Like, really? Does no one remember reading books and chit. :lol:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :rofl:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Honeyyyyy!!! :hug:

    @Naija im a speed reader too :yahoo: but i cant right nah..

    :blunt:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    ACE CUTE… AZZ WIPE!! :coffe: LEAVE KOBE LOOONE!! :wail: **DINT EVEN READ THE REST** IM TELLING WIFIE!! :wail:

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    @PHRO
    “That shyt is EVERYTHING,it’s worth the potential child support payments”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    “Your Honor, this chit is ridiculous! She turned sideways on a nigga! You know we can’t be responsible if it’s sideways!”~PHRO

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    Phrozen1der says:

    <—–Works in IT about to hack the shyt out my lil homie @Naija's computer,laptop,smartphone,Facebook and e-mail she post another damn chapter about Mista and Ceily in this bish… :rofl:

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    Ace says:

    IGO is slowly pushing that line….

    If you gonna get banned can we atleast get some women of color in them gravi’s :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Feline That shyt is EVERYTHING,it’s worth the potential child support payments :coffee:
    _______________________________________________________________

    :dead:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man Exactly!!!

    @MsKayla :rofl:

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    Iheart says:

    :fistbump: @Ace :lol: & :cosign:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @JMO, didnt feel like it :lol: i was hoping someone else would and Jackson didnt let me down :lol:

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    NaijaGal says:

    :hahaha: ok I’ll stop
    @Phro don’t nobody wanna read about slave sex

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    KyCakes says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @PHRO
    “That shyt is EVERYTHING,it’s worth the potential child support payments”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    “Your Honor, this chit is ridiculous! She turned sideways on a nigga! You know we can’t be responsible if it’s sideways!”~PHRO
    ———————————————————————-
    :rofl: :rofl:

    Lovely defense…..

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I nodded. I was beyond ready. My body’s wetness told me so.

    Off came the boxers.

    I dried up instantly.

    :wail: :wail: And he had on TH boxers. :dead:

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    BREAKING
    “Hundreds of students at several South Florida high schools stage walkouts in a massive protest against the lack of an arrest in the Trayvon Martin shooting.”

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    Ace says:

    IGO is slowly pushing that line….

    If you gonna get banned can we atleast get some women of color in them gravi’s :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :cosign: :coffee:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Ace :rofl:

    for both comments… :yes:

    i figured it was his preference.. :spank:

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    I Go There says:

    Ace says:

    IGO is slowly pushing that line….

    If you gonna get banned can we atleast get some women of color in them gravi’s
    __________________________________

    I want to homie but they be WAAAAYYYYY graphic
    at least with these you know whats going on but you dont.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :cuss: BISH GOT MY BLOOD PRECHA HIGH!!!

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    JMO says:

    *calling the warehouse to prepare “FREE IGO” T-Shirts after his first ban*

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    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    Ohoney
    You do know that place is clothing optional right?
    __________________________________________________________
    yes dear, I googled it.
    You didn’t expect me to just show up at some unfamiliar place huh :coffee:
    :gossip:

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    Iheart says:

    Revokes Igo’s gravi rights :cuss: I already done told you I don’t have no hawanee left in me and you wanna keep putting up dem damn gravis :cuss:

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    KyCakes says:

    Ace says:

    IGO is slowly pushing that line….
    ———————————————————–
    :yes: He is slowly….oh. Wait.

    Pushing the envelope….

    Sigh…Horny bish…

    IGO+Pushing the Line= KyCakes squirting

    #LoggingOff

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    We like graphic @ IGo :yes:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    BREAKING
    “Hundreds of students at several South Florida high schools stage walkouts in a massive protest against the lack of an arrest in the Trayvon Martin shooting.”
    ______________
    :coffee:

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    @I GO THERE
    “If you gonna get banned can we atleast get some women of color in them gravi’s
    __________________________________

    I want to homie but they be WAAAAYYYYY graphic
    at least with these you know whats going on but you dont.”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    it’s true… you can’t find “tasteful” chit with black women. Not that I be looking ….constantly. :coffee:

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    Bad Influence says:

    those knees… :no:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    TIME FOR ME TO GO **SMH** … :waves: SEE YALL PUTOS ON MONDAYZ!

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    yallcrazy says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    YALL NO HR NEEDED I JUST TALK TO HER AZZ “DO U THINK ALL FUKN HISPANICS KNOW EACHOTHER?? REALLY?? SO U KNOW BUSH?? NOW I GET THE FUKN QUESTION RETARDED AZZ LUCKY I DINT HAVE A DAM PINATA TO THROW AT U” DID NOT SAY CHIT BACK
    —————————————

    :lol: Or that’ll work :lol:

    ————–
    Yso, I think it should be “hee hee” #yourfirsttweet :grill:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @JMO excuse u. i handle that..upon his banishment i will get the onesies passed out immejitly… :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    We like graphic @ IGo
    ________________________

    Im sure you do
    and I like my Login
    :coffee:

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    CD FENTY says:

    :bye: Lakes

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    Bad Influence says:

    im about 2 go to…im :yawn:

    i should go curl my hair or something…

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    YSoSrs says:

    Nope. No tasteful pics with blacks folks fcking. Not that I’ve looked for any myself. :coffee:

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    CD FENTY says:

    :rolleyes:

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    OHoney says:

    JMO says:
    *calling the warehouse to prepare “FREE IGO” T-Shirts after his first ban*
    _________________________________________________________________
    Get me a pink one in Small
    *whispers* I really wear M/L but I’ve been losing weight :yes:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Naija It’s Friday,I don’t want to read at ALL!! :rofl:

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    OHoney says:

    HIS :kiss: :hug: in a friendly way of course

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    I Go There says:

    Iheart

    :lol:

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    JMO says:

    Bad Influence says:

    @JMO excuse u. i handle that..upon his banishment i will get the onesies passed out immejitly… :coffee:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :no: <— smh jus selfish … I had a "FREE HIS" T-Shirt when you were banned as my gravi

    :(

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :bye: Lakes

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    Ace says:

    I Go There says:

    Ace says:

    IGO is slowly pushing that line….

    If you gonna get banned can we atleast get some women of color in them gravi’s
    __________________________________

    I want to homie but they be WAAAAYYYYY graphic
    at least with these you know whats going on but you dont.
    ————————————————————————

    I guess your right…cause “most” of us aint gotta be all up on the pussy to get there so there may be some censor bars needed… :coffee: carryon…

    #alabastersdontdoitforme

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    YSoSrs says:

    :dead: @YALL

    But now that you say that…

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    AWESOME says:

    My coworker just had to pull the plug on her husband. He was clearing land last week and a tree fell on him. :sad: RIP

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    Iheart says:

    *kicks Igo’s keyboard* :coffee:

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    AWESOME says:

    It’s almost time to go :woohoo: <—- Me at 4:00

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    Iheart says:

    @Awesome, Sorry to hear that :sad: :pray: for your coworker and her family

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    *knocks that damn cup out your hand, goes to Pornhub dot com**

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    JMO says:

    @Ohoney :thumbsup: I hear IGO likes boy shirts. I’ll throw them in for you too :hug:

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    Ace says:

    Bad Influence says:

    im about 2 go to…im :yawn:

    i should go curl my hair or something…
    ———————————————————————–

    GO right on ahead…my baby knocked out as we speak…

    *points at the drool on Dimpz keyboard*

    she been sleep all day at her desk…

    :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :typing: <—-Searching Christian Mingle for a Gravi like @IGo's

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    NaijaGal says:

    well damn Awesome :(

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    AWESOME says:

    My coworker just had to pull the plug on her husband. He was clearing land last week and a tree fell on him. :sad: RIP
    ___________________

    Oh no that’s awful :(

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    Bad Influence says:

    Awesome aint shyt :hahaha:

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    I Go There says:

    CD

    so you love me then you hate me…. damn woman
    you just wont act right.

    *slaps ass anyway

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    *knocks that damn cup out your hand, goes to Pornhub dot com**

    _________________
    That’s my spot :lol:

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    @PHRO

    Nigga, you be killin me talkin bout Christian Mingle!

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Phro I always wonder if those ‘Christian Mingle’ folks get it in…my coworker has met a few ladies off that and he looks like a perv

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    Phrozen1der says:

    How @Awesome going to post that sad shyt then do the running man in the next post.. :rofl:

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    Iheart says:

    :dead: @ Christian Mingle :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :typing: <—-Searching Christian Mingle for a Gravi like @IGo's
    ________________________

    :hahaha:

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    @mzwhang

    The drops are like $80 at GNC, and you start seeing results right away as long as you follow the diet restrictions…pretty much a pound a day is usual, but sometimes it can be 2 lbs a day…when you work out along with the diet the pounds fall off….

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    Iheart says:

    I Go There says:

    CD

    so you love me then you hate me…. damn woman
    you just wont act right.

    *slaps ass anyway

    ________________

    *Slaps ass too :coffee:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    :typing: <—-Searching Christian Mingle for a Gravi like @IGo's

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    This fool :hahaha: Share what you find.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man I bet they do all sorts of freaky missionary secs.. :rofl:

    @Najia They have a section for secs it’s called “Single Wednesdays” :coffee:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Bad I see you peeped that ish…how you gone unload such sad news then :whoohoo: about getting off…nigguh ish

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    AWESOME says:

    It’s Friday so I didn’t want to leave on a bum note. :woohoo: <— Me at 3:00 if they keep playin

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    @PHRO
    “How @Awesome going to post that sad shyt then do the running man in the next post.. ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    I can see that nigga at the office..

    “I’m so sorry bout your husband. He was a good man. **looks at watch** WHELP, I’m up out dis bytch! Ima show my azz this weekend!” :danban1:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    @Jenie Giiiiirrrrrrrllllll!!! :wink:

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    OHoney says:

    Phrozen1der says:
    :pc: <—-Searching Christian Mingle for a Gravi like @IGo's
    _______________________________________________________
    I HATE YOU

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man Right!!! :lol:

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    @I Go

    I’ve been wondering that too….why there aren’t tastefully artistic sexual images with black women…it really seems unfair and imbalanced… :shrugs:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Phro why come you know this ish…you been defiling the ladies of Christian Mingle???

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    OHoney says:

    oh, wrong computer :rofl: :oops:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @OHoney :rofl:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :hug: @ FeFe…tanky berry murch!!

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    Feline Feminine says:

    @mzwhang

    The drops are like $80 at GNC, and you start seeing results right away as long as you follow the diet restrictions…pretty much a pound a day is usual, but sometimes it can be 2 lbs a day…when you work out along with the diet the pounds fall off….
    _________________

    What you talm bout, I need to loose bout 10 pounds spill :popcorn:

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    @PHRO
    “I bet they do all sorts of freaky missionary secs.. ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    NASTY HEATHEN COUPLE:
    “I’m goin actually look you in the face when I fluck you girl!”-Dude

    “This time I will take my top off too!” -Chick

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Najia Nah,they be wanting to read the bible first before they get nakey… I personally like to play scrabble first cause it sets the mood… :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :dead: @Man

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    Phro :dead: at the scramble

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    I Go There says:

    @Fe Fe

    Its kinda fked up… I looked but all I get is azz shots and yall got tired of me putting those up. So I went an artistic black and white way.
    They get the job done…

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    Ace says:

    :dead: @ man

    you stoopid

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :hug: Fayla!

    Lurking today…yall have me rollin!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    HEEEEEEY PEOPLE’S :hug:

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    Iheart says:

    :peace: Yall

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    @jenie

    There are drops called HCG that you can buy at GNC. You take them at least 15 minutes before a meal twice a day and you have to follow a very low calorie diet for 30 days minimum, maximum 45 days. Last year I went on them and lost 15 lbs. I have to maintain a certain weight in my breasts for my back…so they are ideal if you don’t need to lose a ton of weight…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Did PHRO say he searching Christian Mingle??? :ghost:

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    @ I GO THERE
    “Its kinda fked up… I looked but all I get is azz shots and yall got tired of me putting those up. So I went an artistic black and white way.
    They get the job done…”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    They think we gotta see up in her guts and chit. Bent over with azz jiggling.

    I mean, that is beautiful too but they cand tone it down from time to time. :lol:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :waves: @ Maven

    I like Scrabble @Phro :dance: #NotOnChristianMingle

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    yallcrazy says:

    El DeBarge is off the hook

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    Feline Feminine says:

    @jenie

    There are drops called HCG that you can buy at GNC. You take them at least 15 minutes before a meal twice a day and you have to follow a very low calorie diet for 30 days minimum, maximum 45 days. Last year I went on them and lost 15 lbs. I have to maintain a certain weight in my breasts for my back…so they are ideal if you don’t need to lose a ton of weight…
    ___________________

    Hmmm :thinking:

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    JMO says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @jenie

    There are drops called HCG that you can buy at GNC. You take them at least 15 minutes before a meal twice a day and you have to follow a very low calorie diet for 30 days minimum, maximum 45 days. Last year I went on them and lost 15 lbs. I have to maintain a certain weight in my breasts for my back…so they are ideal if you don’t need to lose a ton of weight…
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Don’t those things make your tiddays get bigger?

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    I promise I keep wondering how those Christian Mingle couples work out….no secks before marriage right??? I’m sure they get it in too… :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :shakebutt:

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    I Go There says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @ I GO THERE
    “Its kinda fked up… I looked but all I get is azz shots and yall got tired of me putting those up. So I went an artistic black and white way.
    They get the job done…”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    They think we gotta see up in her guts and chit. Bent over with azz jiggling.

    I mean, that is beautiful too but they cand tone it down from time to time.
    ______________________________________________________________

    Thats my biggest thing when I see black women… they never have them looking sensual its always the AZZ up shot or straight twat shots.
    I would dig it if they had some nice black and white shots of black women… that would be cool

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Kayla :hug:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :spank:

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    @JMO

    :rofl: we’ve been over this…. they did NOT make my breasts bigger…that is listed as a possible side effect…when I went on them before my breasts shrunk with my body…my husband even got a little mad because he said I lost what ass I had left! :lol:

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    @JMO I hope not my chest is already large enuff, actually I wanna move back to my C cause this D is not move :no:

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    yallcrazy says:

    n, I just don’t care™ says:

    @PHRO
    “How @Awesome going to post that sad shyt then do the running man in the next post.. ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I can see that nigga at the office..

    “I’m so sorry bout your husband. He was a good man. **looks at watch** WHELP, I’m up out dis bytch! Ima show my azz this weekend!”
    —————–
    Awesome –> :steer: Talmbout see you at the funeral, takes that day off and doesn’t show up to said funeral :dead: :rofl:

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    I would dig it if they had some nice black and white shots of black women… that would be cool
    _____
    I so agree….this needs to happen….

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    @IGO
    “Thats my biggest thing when I see black women… they never have them looking sensual its always the AZZ up shot or straight twat shots.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :cosign:
    You gotta look for lingerie pics or bikini pics cause if the words “black” and “sex” get in there, you get nothing but tooted and booted pics.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Who Kayla spanking??? :thinking:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :pigsfly: <–The last pig standing :lol: or should I say flying :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    NASTY HEATHEN COUPLE:
    “I’m goin actually look you in the face when I fluck you girl!”-Dude

    “This time I will take my top off too!” -Chick
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    I would dig it if they had some nice black and white shots of black women… that would be cool
    _____
    I so agree….this needs to happen….
    ______________________________

    Well I DO have a camera and I DO take pics
    I just dont takes pics of people… but I COULD make and exception

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Candi will be happy that ‘ol El ain’t getting charged! :yahoo:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO & MAN

    I think the fact that you can’t find anything other than graphic pics featuring black women speaks to how society views us as sexual objects incapable of being subtle. Just “Here’s my ass. Stick your dck in it.”

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    :hug: MxWhangdang! whea u been?

    YSO, what’s that twittaneck agane?

    YALL
    OTB
    :pigsfly: pkgs goin out today

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    AWESOME says:

    @iHeart
    Your gravi makes me think of Dr. Manhattn from Watchmen when he had ol girl bussin from across the room. If I had that power I’d had chicks bussin every time they looked at me. Even the ugly ones.

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    @I Go

    Sir don’t tempt me…..I used to model back in the day…so ummm, yeah….

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    @YSO
    Just “Here’s my ass. Stick your dck in it.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I know you said other relevant and important chit, but I think this might be the most beautiful and romantic statement a woman could ever say to her man.
    :love:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Fay how bout mines? :waiting:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO

    This has been your game all along hasn’t? Get us to ask for tasteful sex shots of black folks and offer to start a new trend with your Instamatic in your basement. Pretty sneaky bro. :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thanks Fay Fay :wave:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO & MAN

    I think the fact that you can’t find anything other than graphic pics featuring black women speaks to how society views us as sexual objects incapable of being subtle. Just “Here’s my ass. Stick your dck in it.”

    ________

    This is SO true, and it really makes me sad….our women are never viewed as visions of artistic classic beauty…we are seen as nothing but exotic fukking machines always ready for action… :(

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    I just wanted to use that emo @Maven

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    YSoSrs says:

    :hahaha: @MAN

    Lawd. Never mind. :hahaha:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @YSO
    Just “Here’s my ass. Stick your dck in it.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I know you said other relevant and important chit, but I think this might be the most beautiful and romantic statement a woman could ever say to her man.

    :chase:

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    :rofl: @AWESOME’s gravi VivaNapal!!

    i…i….i…want the kniiiiife…pleeeeeese!

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    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @I Go

    Sir don’t tempt me…..I used to model back in the day…so ummm, yeah….
    ______________________________________________

    Well looky here… here I am with this camera and here you are with them curves. What a Cowinky dink

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    @AWESOME

    Your gravie makes me think of the owner of “City Wok” on South Park…and when you walk in he always says “Welcome to shytty wok…”

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Instamatic :lol:

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    YSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chase:

    HIS :pigsfly: yasss!

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    YSoSrs says:

    :hugs: @FAYLA

    I’m @chamone_baby

    Yall says my first tweet should be #heehee :rofl:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Fay :waiting:

    #impatient :lol:

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    @Fay

    You sent me more???? I just :heart: you woman!

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    Bad Influence says:

    :yahoo: yayyyyyyyy!!! @Fay

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    JMO says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @JMO

    :rofl: we’ve been over this…. they did NOT make my breasts bigger…that is listed as a possible side effect…when I went on them before my breasts shrunk with my body…my husband even got a little mad because he said I lost what ass I had left! :lol:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Dammit

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    Welp guess we want get another post today, I’m about to sneak out of here, so everyone have a good weekend :peace: :bye:

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    AWESOME says:

    @Fe He reminds of the dude handing out samples of general tsao chicken at the mall “yummy yummy”

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO

    This has been your game all along hasn’t? Get us to ask for tasteful sex shots of black folks and offer to start a new trend with your Instamatic in your basement. Pretty sneaky bro
    __________________________________________________

    nah actually… I got tired of the ass shots too.
    I still wanted my gravis to get you a lil wet between the legs but I wanted to do in a subtle way. Hence the black and whites…. Ive tried taking pics of women and it was tooo nerve wrecking. Plus most wanted to do the same azz shots… BORING

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    YSoSrs says:

    @SIS

    I see his game. What he’s about. :yes:

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    @I Go

    You are VERY dangerous sir….VERY dangerous… :coffee:

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    Bad Influence says:

    why come Fay dnt just send me some?… :crying:

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    Where on earth is Cha Cha???

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Instamatic
    _______________________

    Dont trip on the Instamatic…. Ive seen a few women get real nasty knowing that you didnt have to take the film to the store to get it developed. LOL

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    *pictures a photo session with I Go turning real nasty*

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    :grill: I ILL following YSO on the twittanecks :yes:

    YAS FeFe, need feedback on Candy Cane

    Ms Fash also :pigsfly:

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    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @I Go

    You are VERY dangerous sir….VERY dangerous…
    ____________________________________________

    Quite dangerous
    :coffee:

    Ive been saying this from Jump but folks think Im BS

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    It did it again…. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    *pictures a photo session with I Go turning real nasty*
    _______________________________________________

    :coffee:

    Picture your limits……. Now picture you going paast them.

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    HIS dont be like that Mami!

    them some Platinum Status Whipfinity users. i betchu gone get there too! :hug:

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    I Go There says:

    ISO

    I have NO GAME whatsoever….

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    @I GO THERE
    ” Ive tried taking pics of women and it was tooo nerve wrecking. Plus most wanted to do the same azz shots… BORING”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :pc:
    Making photographer business cards…

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    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    *pictures a photo session with I Go turning real nasty*
    _______________________________________________

    :coffee:

    Picture your limits……. Now picture you going paast them.

    _____________

    :nono:

    Blogging with you is bad for my health today!

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    welp, finna go drop these 50-11 pkgs off. hopefully Auntie got all the pannie drawls she needed from VS & puts up a post by the time i get back
    :waves: <—pannie drawls

    Or vwa! <—Frech for :cya:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :lol: @Man #thirstymuch

    @IGo you took those pictures in your gravi?

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Fay how do i become this? :waiting:

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    I Go There says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @I GO THERE
    ” Ive tried taking pics of women and it was tooo nerve wrecking. Plus most wanted to do the same azz shots… BORING”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Making photographer business cards…
    ____________________________________________

    Homie you dont have to do that… just get a camera or just say you take pics… Women like taking pictures.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Or vwa!

    Country French. :lol: :bye:

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    @ Bad… :hug: :boobs: Did the link work?

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    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    *pictures a photo session with I Go turning real nasty*
    _______________________________________________

    Picture your limits……. Now picture you going paast them.

    _____________

    Blogging with you is bad for my health today!
    _____________________

    Fe FE

    YOu dont even know the half of it….

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :waves: @MzD

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Women like taking pictures.

    Not moi. :nono:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Kita Bita! :cheer:

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    I Go There says:

    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    @IGo you took those pictures in your gravi?
    _______________________________________

    nope… Ive taken some but I dont show them unless im asked

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    @IGO
    “Homie you dont have to do that… just get a camera or just say you take pics… Women like taking pictures.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    True dat.

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    :hi: Kayla

    @ Shaun… Me neither. :no:

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    @I Go

    *wrings out panties*

    I get turned on real easily by subtle innuendos….

    *le sigh*

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    @OTB

    Why you don’t like takin pics babe?

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Women like taking pictures.

    Not moi.
    _______________________

    Excetpion to the rule… but I like the hood in you
    Its sexy.

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    Would I be wrong to tell ShaMoo to stay THE fukk outta my business? NO? I didn’t think so either. :coffee:

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    Who’s pissing off my Dimpz???

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    *wrings out panties*

    :hahaha:

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    Dimpz too! :pigsfly:

    mr. Fayfay gone to the post office #winning

    HIS, frequent purchases, referrals, & being honest about new products. there’s a small group on the board & one offline that i trust with feedback about new products. so far u are on the FAST TRACK to platinum stat. :grill:

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    I Go There says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @I Go

    *wrings out panties*

    I get turned on real easily by subtle innuendos….

    *le sigh*
    _________________________

    You know I writing that down right?

    Of course you did

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :shrug: @Man. I havent quite figured out why. I have just noticed that I def. “dont take pics” when I compare to other women.

    Shuddup IGO. I keeps it street. :lol:

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    AWESOME says:

    My boss’ name is Whitehead. He keeps saying I can call him Whitey. I’m afraid I may enjoy it too much. Is this a setup?

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    @I Go

    Absolutely… :coffee:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :pigsfly: I’m back :lol:

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    can we move to the pillsbury kim post?? this one too heavy :(

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    ShaMoo

    The whale??? :hahaha: Dont do it. Think of PETA and the havoc they wreck. :coffee:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    Me too @ FeFe :wink:

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    AWESOME says:

    My boss’ name is Whitehead. He keeps saying I can call him Whitey. I’m afraid I may enjoy it too much. Is this a setup?

    _________

    :rofl: :rofl: sounds like a straight SET UP!!!!!!!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    <Is this a setup?

    If you have to ask…youre the perfect candidate to set the fukk up. :hahaha: I bet he’s trying to be “funny”.

    I hate when my coworkers do that chit. :lol:

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    i wanna do exactly what IGo’s gravi is. in the exact same fashion :coffee:

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    @MKM

    I’ve noticed that you and I are on the same page a lot with this stuff! :yes:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Cousin, tell that big bish heifer to go worry about her hoe azz daughter and her 50-11 grandkids :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    AWESOME says:

    My boss’ name is Whitehead. He keeps saying I can call him Whitey. I’m afraid I may enjoy it too much. Is this a setup?
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Yep. Where you work at?? I’m looking for a new job and there may be an opening soon :coffee:

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    I think me and the Mister will be going to the strip club tonight! :danban:

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    I Go There says:

    @Fe Fe

    Good… That makes for an interesting thought when you home in shower
    or in the kitchen… hopfully you’ll crack a nice lil grin.

    :coffee:

    May even get a lil moist

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    yallcrazy says:

    :smack: I’m just realizing who MKM is :rofl:

    —————————
    :yes: setup, but if you ‘ve got it in writing I’d go to HR #cha-ching

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    AWESOME :whistle: dont do it, pls dont dont do it :no:

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    @ FE…This hippo behind me. All she does is eat and mind other ppl’s business.

    For the bulk of the day, IT has been working on my PC remotely. My manager isn’t in but, I textedher to inform her of what is going on. She told me don’t worry about it but, since i’m the last person here, if he doesn’t have it up and running before I go, just use her login in for the duration of the day, then she gave me her log in info.

    Ok, so, I go to lunch, come back and it’s fixed. So, i’m texting my manager to let her know the status and Rasputia starts with,

    ShaKita, I talked to Girly and she said she gave you her login info so you can get in the system in case you’re not running when the rest of us leave.

    Me: :blink: I knew that when she gave it to me. It’s fixed now so, it doesn’t matter anyway.

    Did I miss something or wasn’t that dumb as hell to tell somebody?

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Shuddup IGO. I keeps it street.
    _________________________________

    Oh I know…its part of your appeal.

    Its cool…. I couldnt smoke with ya
    but Im sure you got some of that Grey Goose at the crib.

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    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    @Awesome Don’t contribute the unemployment rate. :nono: Just tell him you don’t feel comfortable. You’re not George Jefferson :lol:

    @Fefe I have noticed that too here lately. Are you a fellow Cancer-ian?

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    yallcrazy says:

    :pigsfly: heading to the doughgirl post :lol:

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    @Fayla

    I already moved there…

    @MKM

    No, I’m a Leo… :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    i wanna do exactly what IGo’s gravi is. in the exact same fashion
    _________________________

    Whats up FAY

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    AWESOME says:

    I ain’t fukin wit it, dude’s been cool with me for a couple years and this isn’t the first time he’s said it. We’ve even played on the same softball team a couple years, but I know how they do.

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    :rofl: @ Awesome.

    @ Cousin….She’s already called them 4x today. They finally let her Kindergartener GDaughter back in school. How the hell your Kindergartener get kicked outta school?

    @ Shaun….It’s Gucci but, her big ass is gonna find out the hard way that i’m not as quiet as I come across.

    #Don’tFluckWithMeTaday
    #BadMood.com

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    Ace says:

    *points at Dimps*

    You

    *points at himself*

    Me

    :hump:

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    Dimpz that hoe was just bein messy :rolleyes:
    tell her to stay in her plus-size lane yo! :mad:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Najia If yo ass don’t post cliff notes next time..:rofl:

    ______________

    :rofl: took the words right out of my mouth!!! Love ya @Naija but dayum that was long!!!! :rofl:

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    @ Ace…..Are you’re turned on by my aggrevation? :lol:

    @ Fay….She needs to do something! She was supposed to be out go to person when Lynne isn’t here. You give her something she should be doing to do and she doesn’t do it, even said she didn’t wanna play that role. Give her somebody’s business to be in, she’s ALL over that shyt.

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    Ace says:

    For all that care… this post is now on Page 2 :coffee:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Fayla

    I already moved there…

    @MKM

    No, I’m a Leo…

    _________

    Hey @FEFE doll!!! Me too!!! :yes:

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    400 + comments of what???

    ratchetness???

    :coffee: <~~~~~~~~ afternoon shot of patron

    want some?

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    Ace says:

    @Wifey

    The more she stresses you out,..the more i get to help you unwind… :hump:

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    GoldenGurl says:

    Lala11_7 says:

    The thing that ALWAYS makes me go “uhhhmmm” regarding the current crop of GOPers who are vying for the Presidential Canidate moniker…is when they talk about POTUS Obama’s failure…yet…they can NEVER say what that failure is…no specific facts to base that statement on at all…it’s always that sweeping…”Obama is a failure”…

    Which leads me to believe that the ONLY thing POTUS Obama is a failure at is not being wholly caucasian and wholly entitled…

    ————–
    So what she said! :thumbsup:

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