Can We All Agree That Solange is Blue Ivy’s Biological Mother?
I just received a tip that Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles, is in fact Blue Ivy’s biological mother. I can’t confirm this new information. So please do not quote me. But, according to my source, Beyonce visited a fertility doctor in her futile attempts to have a baby. Sadly, the fertility treatments failed and Beyonce was forced to solicit the assistance of a professional surrogate.
Solange, who has one son of her own, offered her uterus to her beloved sister. But Beyonce declined the generous offer. Bey did, however, agree to use Solange’s eggs which were fertilized by Jay Z’s sperm in a lab and implanted into the surrogate.
As you can see from these grainy photos that were taken from a great distance in St. Barths, Solange and Blue Ivy are practically twins.
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Lmao oh Sandra…
Why would we all agree to that? We’ve seen pics of Solange NOT PREGNANT while Bey was so how could she be?
Please stop!!!! This is getting sad.
Really Sandra?
I can’t deal!
how dowe get Solabge as the real mom based off these pics??????? Come on Sandy u reaching like hell!!!
Should’ve read the post first LOL. You said she only used her eggs. So is Bey infertile?
As you can see from these grainy photos that were taken from a great distance in St. Barths, Solange and Blue Ivy are practically twins.
But…I cant see..
hot mess Sandra
lol
I do agree that Blu looks ALOT like Solo but, at the end of the day, whether this is true or not, Bey is her mom.
*do we get Solange* I was sneaking on the net
I think Sandra is just mad that Bey didn’t have a baby with her.
As you can see from these grainy photos that
were taken from a great distance in St.
Barths, Solange and Blue Ivy are practically
twins.
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So even though the photos are grainy and you can’t see the baby’s face you still let your fingers type that they look like twins?
And even if they Do its called DNA…
That baby side profile looks like her daddy anyway……
No.
shyt my niece looks just like me anddddddddd
The only good pics we have ever seen of BIC were the ones Bey released and to me the Baby looked like Jay to me. And if the baby does look like Solo she is the bio aunt. My niece looks like my other sister and her daughter. My step-daughter looks just like my husbands sister. People thought she was hers
Sandra, you got some good ass eyes.
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD if this IS true, Solo would be the best person to use eggs from considering that she would be the closest genetic to Bey, right?
I see nothing wrong with this if it is what happened.
This will be the first time I tell SANDRA ROSE, MY WIFE IN MY HEAD, to STOP IT!
She should have stopped them from using the folding belly video, its really the cause of all of this
We need a :reaching: emoji just for Aunty
Anyone watch Mary, Mary show? I can’t believe after Tina was so happy that her pregnancy test came back negative she ended up pregnant again anyway. I think she wanted to be. Who purposely goes off their birth control AND get splashed off in unless they wanted to be with child.
Overall I really enjoy the show.
We can’t even see BIC in these pic. Girl, please!
@Sandra
I actually know a chick who is infertile and she’s talking about using one of her sisters as a surrogate, people do it all the time…
@RJ
“I think Sandra is just mad that Bey didn’t have a baby with her. ”
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“Beyonce not pregnant
Beyonce had a surrogate
Beyonce carrying a doll
Beyonce got the baby covered up wrong
Beyonce left the baby with a nanny
Beyonce isn’t a good mother according to Rihanna
Beyonce should have let me be her baby daddy
Beyonce used her sister to have the baby.” ~ SANDRA ROSE
Oh, and THAT looks like a real baby.
I bet you if Bey released a video of Blue Ivy coming directly out of her vagina people would still have sh** to say.
mrsloveleigh says:
We’ve seen pics of Solange NOT PREGNANT while Bey was so how could she be?
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Did you read my post or just the headline?
just logged in to
Hayseus Sandra you must have died of laughter typing this
I can believe it
rjk8 says:
I think Sandra is just mad that Bey didn’t have a baby with her.
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But that would be biologically impossible, silly
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, my nephew looks like John Legend spit him out. Does that mean we should be contacting him for a check since he clearly looks like his clone?
She goin be like this
Have all kinda questions for everyone in her family.
Feline Feminine says:
@Sandra
I actually know a chick who is infertile and she’s talking about using one of her sisters as a surrogate, people do it all the time…
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Excellent point.
Rolo says:
I bet you if Bey released a video of Blue Ivy coming directly out of her vagina people would still have sh** to say.
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Of course they would. They would contribute it to editing.
I don’t think Sandra thinks there’s anything wrong with people who use surrogates etc. It’s the fact that you insult everyone’s intelligence with the lies and such. Why not tell the truth?
@iscream I watched it…I really don’t care for their sister goo-goo..just realized as I type they probably call her that like goo-goo ga-ga…booo…anyway I’m really enjoying the show…their mom had 9 kids and she looks great…what’s up with their father
.. regardless.. lol I think Bey will be a good mom for her lol @ Sandra
I bet you if Bey released a video of Blue Ivy coming directly out of her vagina people would still have sh** to say.
Enhanced! Altered! Photoshop! Not Bey’s coochie!
This is a story I can beleive. Umm look at that movie, Jumping the broom. Going back to other post…..
I think Honey is about to take her cloths off, 1911 is alredy half naked.
Bibi says:
I don’t think Sandra thinks there’s anything wrong with people who use surrogates etc. It’s the fact that you insult everyone’s intelligence with the lies and such. Why not tell the truth?
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I say this as a complete NON BEY STAN…but she doesn’t owe us or ANYONE for that matter an explanation of any kind….
This is just WAAAAAAY to much for me! Even YOU couldn’t be this clever Sandrita, but I guess you DO have it in ya!
THAAAANK YOU. I WAS HAWT AND BOTHERED TUH’DAY…FOR GOOD CAUSE AND REASON, BUT I DID IN FACT NEED THAT LAFF!
THANKS AUNTIE, YOU’RE THE BEST!
Sandra says: Did you read my post or just the headline?
Sandra don’t come for me I posted a retraction stating I should’ve finished reading the post. But when you post such nonsense about Bey and this baby it’s had to believe any story on them is gonna make any sense
does anyone know why the video showing her hoping into a car 9 months pregnant was taken down
No we can’t all agree…
My brother & sister”s sons look exactly like me…….don’t think I donate any sperm to eitehr but hey maybe GENTICS is a real thing…….even for the KNowles
SO IS DANIEL, SOLO’S SON, BEYONCE’S OR TINA’S BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE THE BOTH OF THEM?
I don’t know if I can agree on BLT being Solo’s, but we can agree that close-up is doing NOTHING for Solo’s look! Caked on foundation over an obvious breakout is not the business!
It’s the fact that you insult everyone’s intelligence with the lies and such. Why not tell the truth?
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I say this as a complete NON BEY STAN…but she doesn’t owe us or ANYONE for that matter an explanation of any kind….
Sandra Rose says:
rjk8 says:
I think Sandra is just mad that Bey didn’t have a baby with her.
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But that would be biologically impossible, silly
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Yes, but that’s not a denial either.
As you can see from these grainy photos that were taken from a great distance in St. Barths, Solange and Blue Ivy are practically twins.
Gotta love Sandra mae ella louise Rose
@Feline
Maybe not but when she decided to let the world know in the way that she did she flung that door open. Interviewing left and right and whatnot. If you attempt to manipulate the media for your own amusement than you can’t be mad when people feel they have a right to know.
I WILL NOT entertain this mess
soooooo……………………..
Loving you is really all that’s on my mind
And I can’t help but to think about it day and night,
I wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!
Tonight I’m gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I’m gonna dance for you, oh-oh Tonight I’m gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it’s going down
I’ll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
Swirlin’ on my babe, swirlin’, swirlin’ on my babe
Baby let me put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
‘Cause it’s ’bout to go down!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
I don’t know if I can agree on BLT being Solo’s, but we can agree that close-up is doing NOTHING for Solo’s look! Caked on foundation over an obvious breakout is not the business!
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I promise I was thinking the EXACT same thing but I was trying to remain positive!
Kitrina says:
does anyone know why the video showing her hoping into a car 9 months pregnant was taken down
Because Bey’s reach is serious
Sandra Rose says:
rjk8 says:
I think Sandra is just mad that Bey didn’t have a baby with her.
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But that would be biologically impossible, silly
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But that would be biologically impossible, silly <<<<<<<<
what na 
This woman’s pussy gets more blog time on here than George Zimmerman. It’s strange since
the readersWE care about one and NOT AT ALL about the other.Sandra, please let this go. No one gives two chits about Beyonce or what is going in or coming out of her coochie.
That photo that Beyonce released has the looks of both her parent’s jay and bey..I have never been a fan of beyonce, but the pic I saw, clearly the baby is theirs.. I don’t believe she carried the baby, but if it was because of infertility issues ..then I completely understand..as long as it wasn’t for the sake of vanity… …Whatever happened, I believe she loves the baby her and jay..and they deserve to enjoy the baby without the foolishness like this post..love ya Sandra!! I don’t believe she is carrying around a doll either!
As you can see from these grainy photos that were taken from a great distance in St. Barths, Solange and Blue Ivy are practically twins.
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O-M-G
Oh Sandy 
What you tawkin bout Sandra???? I heard Bey used Tina’s eggs.
I heard Bey used Tina’s eggs.
Oh and shopping for car insurance is not the business.. UGH
Sorry boo, I am going to decline on believe thins. Solange ain’t got all that creole and white blood in her like Beyonce do. that baby would have come out looking like the camel and Matthew, .. child…
Unpredictable says:
What you tawkin bout Sandra???? I heard Bey used Tina’s eggs.
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Come on now, we all know those things dried up a long time ago.
That has GOT to be the UGLIEST pic of Solange I’ve ever seen!!!!!
@UN
“What you tawkin bout Sandra???? I heard Bey used Tina’s eggs. ”
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Tina who????
@ Unpredictable
Sandra
OutsidetheBox says:
I heard Bey used Tina’s eggs.
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It must be my lucky day since I’m comment #69 and ironically that’s my name too.
Fay My Bay, FeFe, Mamacita, GA, OTB, DIMP, and anyone other of my Fat Cats that I missed
@MAN
iscream says:
Anyone watch Mary, Mary show? I can’t believe after Tina was so happy that her pregnancy test came back negative she ended up pregnant again anyway. I think she wanted to be. Who purposely goes off their birth control AND get splashed off in unless they wanted to be with child.
Overall I really enjoy the show.
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I like that show! They are some hood women. I didn’t know Tina was pregnant. When did they announce that?
@Saucey – You still looking for car insurance since dis morning?
Sandra you deserve to be
stop it! 
@6
What up bruh?
**head nod**
Okay… WHat I miss
69 my nicca
#PAUSE
HOW THE FUKK TWO SIBLINGS BY THE SAME PARENT end up with ONE having more of an “anccestry mix” than the other?!
Tell yo’ parents to get their goddamn money back!! I’m sick of this sh*t!!
As much as I hate Crookoncye, this one seems far. Crookoncye and her lonely left out sister Solange look very much alike, only think is Crookoncye is better looking (not my much though). What the hell is wrong with her own eggs?
I will agree that Blue looks a lot more like Solange than her special son does to her.
Tina’s powdered eggs?
Usual Suspect says:
@Saucey – You still looking for car insurance since dis morning?
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Yes!!!! Shoot my insurance it too high and when you are broke the same day you get paid there needs to be some changes
#PAUSE
HOW THE FUKK TWO SIBLINGS BY THE SAME PARENTS end up with ONE having more of an “anccestry mix” than the other?!
Tell yo’ parents to get their goddamn money back!! I’m sick of this sh*t!!
OFF TOPIC…..MORNIN’.
@69
“I just received a tip that Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles, is in fact Blue Ivy’s biological mother. I can’t confirm this new information. So please do not quote me. “~Sandra Rose
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Translation:
“I can’t stand Beyonce so Ima just throw some chit out there and see what sticks….. but throw in a caveat not to be sued!”
Beyonce is going to release the video of Blue Ivys birth on her next concert DVD then people are going to analyze the video and question the authenticity. Watch and see lol.
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bnatural says:
iscream says:
Anyone watch Mary, Mary show? I can’t believe after Tina was so happy that her pregnancy test came back negative she ended up pregnant again anyway. I think she wanted to be. Who purposely goes off their birth control AND get splashed off in unless they wanted to be with child.
Overall I really enjoy the show.
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I like that show! They are some hood women. I didn’t know Tina was pregnant. When did they announce that?
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I think she wanted to be pregnant too, did you see how her husband was looking @ her though??? something about him is off
Tina?! Now you know you can’t make a baby from powdered eggs.
@iscream I watched it…I really don’t care
for their sister goo-goo..just realized as I
type they probably call her that like goo-
goo ga-ga…booo…anyway I’m really
enjoying the show…their mom had 9 kids
and she looks great…what’s up with their
father
by NaijaGal
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Yes but stylist seem to carry this sense of entitlement. Kim K was on Tameeka Raymond and Emily B. Goo Goo is trying to make a name for herself.
and yes mom looks fab! She looks like she what Jim Jones mama would look like without the drugs.
Oh Auntie…you slay me
@SASSY
“HOW THE FUKK TWO SIBLINGS BY THE SAME PARENTS end up with ONE having more of an “anccestry mix” than the other?!
Tell yo’ parents to get their goddamn money back!! I’m sick of this sh*t!!”
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we were leaving that alone Sassy!
Unless she sayin they ain’t got the same parents.
Fat Cats
@SASSY
Woo sah bew. Woo. Sah.
@69
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“I just received a tip that Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles, is in fact Blue Ivy’s biological mother. I can’t confirm this new information. So please do not quote me. “ ~Sandra Rose
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Translation:
“I can’t stand Beyonce so Ima just throw some chit out there and see what sticks….. but throw in a caveat not to be sued!”
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Saucey, Sassy, Ash
HOW THE FUKK TWO SIBLINGS BY THE SAME PARENTS end up with ONE having more of an “anccestry mix” than the other?!
I was lost reading that
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Matthew ain’t Beyonce’s pappy …. i thought everyone knew that. It wasn’t bad luck that Solange looks like Matthew… and Beyonce didn’t
#PAUSE
HOW THE FUKK TWO SIBLINGS BY THE SAME PARENT end up with ONE having more of an “anccestry mix” than the other?!
Tell yo’ parents to get their goddamn money back!! I’m sick of this sh*t!!
hey at 69! happy friday to all!
If a woman is infertile can she still carry the implanted egg or does she have to use a surrogate?
Heyyyy Saucey, OTBizzle, 69, GA, Cocoa, Ysoooooooo, CFrizzle, Sassy, all yall
@Man
I just couldnt!! She bragged about her private school education and then every day since, she done been in here with her Boondocks reject drawing saying something foolish!
Some sh*t just don’t even make sense!
She went to private school her whole life, my azz! Show me some damned reciepts! She was just in here yesterday bragging on her Cup O’Noodles and Kool-aid gourmet food.
I canNOT!
YSO
aw sht, 
bew. 
iscream says:
@iscream I watched it…I really don’t care
for their sister goo-goo..just realized as I
type they probably call her that like goo-
goo ga-ga…booo…anyway I’m really
enjoying the show…their mom had 9 kids
and she looks great…what’s up with their
father
by NaijaGal
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Yes but stylist seem to carry this sense of entitlement. Kim K was on Tameeka Raymond and Emily B. Goo Goo is trying to make a name for herself. and yes mom looks fab! She looks like she what Jim Jones mama would look like without the drugs.
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Unpre
How you doing baby? I didn’t see your font! Don’t 
me
@ASH
“Matthew ain’t Beyonce’s pappy …. i thought everyone knew that. It wasn’t bad luck that Solange looks like Matthew… and Beyonce didn’t ”
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Hmmm…
Why did he push her for sucess and not his own kids (Solage/Horse face Kelly) though?
@Bnat @GA
They announced it on Wendy which is why I thought her test was going to be positive. I lol when her hubby said it was her fault… Which I kind of agreed with since she knowingly went of her BC and didn’t share it with him knowing he was busting inside of her.
rjk8 says:
I think Sandra is just mad that Bey didn’t have a baby with her.
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But that would be biologically impossible, silly
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TRUE SHYT: I read something a while back about scientists working on impregnating an egg with another woman’s egg manipulated into sperm….
It was a FRIED cup o’noodles with syrup….get that shyt right!
Goes to tha
And Beyonce & Solange look JUST alike!
Especially without makeup on the both of them and DEFINITELY from a profile shot!
Beyonce is a couple of shades lighter but them two definitely got the same parents. And Bey has Matthew’s nose and eyes! Look at them side by side!
Batman? Anything?
@MRS. LOVE
“If a woman is infertile can she still carry the implanted egg or does she have to use a surrogate?”
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depends on why she’s infertile. But most of them can carry the baby and they cant’ conceive due to issues with the ovary/eggs.
Yooooo, I hate Sass and FeFe
You getting might fresh with me sir. I am a fcking LADY!
It’s moments like these on SR that let you know it’s Friday
Just alike! But when you viewing from a child’s eyes..
@69, I ain’t gon
you this time, but I’m gon damn sure 
that azz. 
kahmmillion says:
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Watch it sucka
I have a Anna Bell, Ester Belle, Frankie Mae, Quilla Mae, and a Ella Sue in my family! And yes, I’m from down Souf.
@MIRS
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Man
I just couldnt!! She bragged about her private school education and then every day since, she done been in here with her Boondocks reject drawing saying something foolish!
Some sh*t just don’t even make sense!
She went to private school her whole life, my azz! Show me some damned reciepts! She was just in here yesterday bragging on her Cup O’Noodles and Kool-aid gourmet food.
I canNOT!
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First of all boo if you are going to come for me come correct. I went to private schools 8th,9th, and 10th grade year. Which gave me an advantage over my classmates. How you ask? I didn’t fail any of my graduation test and I scored high on all test took in high school including the SAT. I eat ramen because I freaking love them duh! Who doesn’t. I actually order mine online at the H Mart or I go to the Korean market and pick them up. If you did not know I am a vegetarian. So I eat a lot of noodles and tofu thank you sir.
Lastly my “reject” boondock drawing was drawn by an illustrator who actually illustrated on the actually cartoon, so my ish is all authentic boo. So Why you mad though?
@AWESOME
“TRUE SHYT: I read something a while back about scientists working on impregnating an egg with another woman’s egg manipulated into sperm….”
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it’s already possible. That’s how they “cloned” that sheep Dolly all those years ago (’97).
Due to science, women don’t need men at all to reproduce. Even a few years ago a lesbian couple sued to be able to reproduce this way. One womn’s egg fertilizing the other.
It’s currently illegal though.
Feline Feminine says:
@Sassy
It was a FRIED cup o’noodles with syrup….get that shyt right!
Goes to tha
69 says:
kahmmillion says:
Do they call the baby Blue Ivy or just Blue? Is Ivy the middle name? If not, she has a name like those country folks like Billy Ray, and Susie Ann type deals? If Blue is her only first name, will she like to be called by both her first and middle names? I wouldn’t like being called by both names. Just wondering.
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Watch it sucka
I have a Anna Bell, Ester Belle, Frankie Mae, Quilla Mae, and a Ella Sue in my family! And yes, I’m from down Souf.
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I had a Lillie Mae in my fam.
HOW THE FUKK TWO SIBLINGS BY THE SAME PARENT end up with ONE having more of an “anccestry mix” than the other?!
I have 3 sisters who share the same mother and father and only one got the light skin and curly hair. Genes are a funny thing. My daughters fater and I are both medium brown and she is Beyonce light with light eyes and coil curly hair. No one else in the last 50 yrs of family history on either side has either one
NOW SANDRA U NEED TO STOP… JUST BE REAL.. EITHER YOU WANT TO BE BEYONCE OR YOU WANT JAYZ….ITS SOMETHING PERSONAL… CUS YOU REALLY BE HITTING BELOW THE BELT WHEN IT COMES TO BEYONCE… IF IT AINT HERS OR IF IT IS HERS LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIFE..BUT I GUESS WHEN U DO WHAT U DO ITS A PART OF YOUR JOB..ME PERSONALLY I REALLY BELIEVE SHE HAD THAT BABY FOR JAY..
@YSO
“You getting might fresh with me sir. I am a fcking LADY!
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Put those away. No one wants you to show anything.
Ahhhh chit
<——fruit salad
So I eat a lot of noodles and tofu thank you sir.
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iscream says:
@Bnat @GA
They announced it on Wendy which is why I thought her test was going to be positive. I lol when her hubby said it was her fault… Which I kind of agreed with since she knowingly went of her BC and didn’t share it with him knowing he was busting inside of her.
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Smh
@Ashland
I went to private school for 9 whole years and public school for 4…so I’m better than you!!!
*kicks over your cup o’ramen*
loveleigh
@ASH
“First of all boo if you are going to come for me come correct. I went to private schools 8th,9th, and 10th grade year. Which gave me an advantage over my classmates. How you ask? I didn’t fail any of my graduation test and I scored high on all test took in high school including the SAT. I eat ramen because I freaking love them duh! Who doesn’t. I actually order mine online at the H Mart or I go to the Korean market and pick them up. If you did not know I am a vegetarian. So I eat a lot of noodles and tofu thank you sir.
Lastly my “reject” boondock drawing was drawn by an illustrator who actually illustrated on the actually cartoon, so my ish is all authentic boo. So Why you mad though? ”
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Don’t forget you were a foster child too so you look better than Sassy.
Well they tried to make people believe “the pregnant man” story…..
Unpredictable says:
69 says:
kahmmillion says:
Do they call the baby Blue Ivy or just Blue? Is Ivy the middle name? If not, she has a name like those country folks like Billy Ray, and Susie Ann type deals? If Blue is her only first name, will she like to be called by both her first and middle names? I wouldn’t like being called by both names. Just wondering.
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Watch it sucka
I have a Anna Bell, Ester Belle, Frankie Mae, Quilla Mae, and a Ella Sue in my family! And yes, I’m from down Souf.
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I had a Lillie Mae in my fam.
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I have a Johnny Mae..and thats a woman
Come on in here Bey. Sit down and let us talk to you.
This is the only way to stop this. It’s the only way.
SRFam: So Bey, did you pay your sister for her eggs? We just want to get to the bottom of this so that Auntie will go back to posting more Morning Wood & Glory. Please – put an end to this now.
Bey: Well uh, what had happen’ wus dis, me and Jay was making omelettes, ’cause dats low carb. And we ranned outtuh eggs. So it wus actually Jay’s idea (he so brillyant) to ast Solunnnge for some of hers. I don’t know where dis thurd pahty person come in, because nobody was at the house but me, Jay, and the idea of Blue Ivy. I wrote the song myself. (breaks out singing) “Give it, give it, give it to Ma-ma, Give – It, give it to mama….
SRFam1: This shyt never fails. we ain’t gone NEVER get no more Morning Wood & Glory!
SRFam2: What kind of omelette did y’all make? I like westerns myself.
SRFam3: This bish is evil! You see she said they had deviled eggs!
SRSTAN: Bey, continue to do you. I promise you, I KNOW you had that baby yourself because I made myself into a fly and was on the wall watching as you pushed lil’ Ivy out. Fugg these haters. Oh by the way, nice bikini wax you got there, and your uterus looked just like mine after I had my 34th child. YOU’LL BE FINE.
Sandra: Fluffy, burlesque lounge & karaoke singing, excessive p-popping, dopamine, Audemars watches and postpartum depression can all contribute to…etc…etc..etc… stay tuned for your next medical minute.
lol @ Sandra.. I usually dont comment on your posts i read em to enjoy other peoples comments but this time i have to tell you that this post is absolutely ridiculous… made me laugh though…lol
Feline Feminine says:
@Ashland
I went to private school for 9 whole years and public school for 4…so I’m better than you!!!
*kicks over your cup o’ramen*
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I went to public school all my life, and was able to keep count for the local dealers by the age of 7. Now What?!?!?!?!?
<<<product of public school my whole life and "I didn’t fail any of my graduation test and I scored high on all test took in high school including the SAT too"….
@mrslove
Sass is making the point that no matter how you come out LOOKING you will still have the same DNA….she’s not saying that it’s impossible for siblings to look different or take on different traits of the parents…
Feline Feminine says:
@Ashland
I went to private school for 9 whole years and public school for 4…so I’m better than you!!!
*kicks over your cup o’ramen*
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Dang man, that’s real mean! You know how I feel about my noodles
@iscream IKR…I was always saying “they do realize that she’s STILL A WOMAN right”
Who is anticipating some good
this weekend? Married folks don’t count. I’m talking about the promiscuous people 
Don’t act like sex ain’t the normal topic on Fridays
@OTB
“SRSTAN: Bey, continue to do you. I promise you, I KNOW you had that baby yourself because I made myself into a fly and was on the wall watching as you pushed lil’ Ivy out. Fugg these haters. Oh by the way, nice bikini wax you got there, and your uterus looked just like mine after I had my 34th child. YOU’LL BE FINE.”~KAY CEI
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I do believe they call that “shade.”
*shouts* Kaycei
Like Bey would cook her own eggs.
Hilarious write up.
NaijaGal says:
<<<product of public school my whole life and "I didn’t fail any of my graduation test and I scored high on all test took in high school including the SAT too"….
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Either your are the exception or those rednecks I went to school with my senior year were just idiots!
Damn, and just like that chit got real at work. I gotta go. These mofo’s won’t ever let a nigga chill.
Girl yews a fool!
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69 says:
Who is anticipating some good this weekend? Married folks don’t count. I’m talking about the promiscuous people
Don’t act like sex ain’t the normal topic on Fridays
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Me
I bought some body oil that taste like red velvet cake I’m excited 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@OTB
“SRSTAN: Bey, continue to do you. I promise you, I KNOW you had that baby yourself because I made myself into a fly and was on the wall watching as you pushed lil’ Ivy out. Fugg these haters. Oh by the way, nice bikini wax you got there, and your uterus looked just like mine after I had my 34th child. YOU’LL BE FINE.”~KAY CEI
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I do believe they call that “shade.”
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You think so @Man? I miss out a lot when they say Im throwing it so maybe…
Ion care tho. Chit ILL funny. I wonder if I can make numbers 6-34 in record time..
OTB why are you shaking your head at me?
I’m not mad.
I just think you’re a fukking idiot.
And I’m so happy that you went to private school for a few years and scored above a 850 on your SATs.
I went to one of the top private schools in the COUNTRY and a few public schools and STILL got RECUITED (meaning- they found me, not I them) to Princeton.
You are not special simply because you didn’t fail those simple azz standardized tests- even the mentally disabled kids can pass those.
And I don’t give a damn about your “friend” working with Aaron McGruder. Talk to me when your friend IS Aaron. Otherwise, keep your peace.
And I don’t eat meats either….. but my azz can afford a lot more than fukking cup o’ noodles! You eating some sh*t that costs $.15 a damned pack and thinking you fly!
Step your game up, sir, Noodles & Co. <—- the gourmet way.
Back to your moon bounce, toddler!
I’m talking about the promiscuous people
mrsloveleigh says:
OTB why are you shaking your head at me?
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She was trying to tell you, “Don’t do it Mrs. Loveleigh” <—–in Miss Celie's voice, of course.
@UN
“Nah, that ain’t OTBizzle’s font that she shading.”
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Will you let me
manipulate“handle” this? Thanks.Nah, that ain’t OTBizzle’s font that she shading.
I think its the numbers thing that does it. I see what he is saying.
Yeah, you were just in a class of idiots…. that’s why you think you’re special.
Come to school in the NE. Real competition.
NaijaGal says:
& mo
<<<product of public school my whole life and "I didn’t fail any of my graduation test and I scored high on all test took in high school including the SAT too"….
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Check out the brains on Naija.
Sexy
I went to public school all my life, and was able to keep count for the local dealers by the age of 7. Now What?!?!?!?!?
^I attended the Ceaser Chavez ESL school for girls in Los Angeles. Eventho I spoke English and was obviously a male…The LAUSD stuck me there because they were tired of me getting picked on by the other boys (I would peek down every time one stood next to me at the urinal
),,,And they were tired of me bringing down the learning curve (I didnt test well 
) for the entire school :shurgs:
@OTB
“You think so @Man? I miss out a lot when they say Im throwing it so maybe…
Ion care tho. Chit ILL funny. I wonder if I can make numbers 6-34 in record time.. ”
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Yeah. I think she a lil perturbed at your defense of your girl. Like she got a personal problem with you or something.
Might be time to get naked, get out the jello and swimming pool and show her whose boss.
OutsidetheBox says:
Nah, that ain’t OTBizzle’s font that she shading.
I think its the numbers thing that does it. I see what he is saying.
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Loveleigh I like your font.
I know you were trying to offer a flipside but 
Her logic was being called into question. Not that genetics are a funny thing. That we know.
69 says:
Who is anticipating some good this weekend? Married folks don’t count. I’m talking about the promiscuous people
Don’t act like sex ain’t the normal topic on Fridays
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@KAYCEI
Get out. Just go. Don’t even look back.
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
I went to public school all my life, and was able to keep count for the local dealers by the age of 7. Now What?!?!?!?!?
^I attended the Ceaser Chavez ESL school for girls in Los Angeles. Eventho I spoke English and was obviously a male…The LAUSD stuck me there because they were tired of me getting picked on by the other boys (I would peek down every time one stood next to me at the urinal ),,,And they were tired of me bringing down the learning curve (I didnt test well ) for the entire school :shurgs:
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Might be time to get naked, get out the jello and swimming pool and show her whose boss.
I’m on the floor you’ll are some dang nuts
I believe Sassy just won
Thank you Unpre – no shade intended.
Get yo’ life Man. You lil’ sexy bastard.
OTB – I do not pay attention to posters like that to point them out. I simply recall themes that pop off in here. Nothing to do with you babes.
At the end of the day, I just want more Morning Wood. I’on care who this baby’s real mama ill.
Sassy why are you so angry , why are you mad, I only want you as an E friend. boo life is to short to be so bitter. Sorry if I offended you, but honey bunches of oats I assure you my noodles cost more than .15 and I eat out a lot I spend money on food. But if I went into all that you be mad again.
But do you live in the A? Did I get snappy with you when ordering my food or picking up my dry cleaning? Dang boo I am sorry. No need to e-attack my character
Y’all see where I went with that right
So them moon bounces dont be fun for yall?
@IGo alright now *pulls down v-neck shirt slightly, twirls hair and wonders about your next visit to Dallas* :wink*
Damn, I do 20 minutes of work and come back here to y’all going at each other. Ok, let me take a seat
Continue on…
Feline says: Sass is making the point that no matter how you come out LOOKING you will still have the same DNA….she’s not saying that it’s impossible for siblings to look different or take on different traits of the parents…
That’s the point I’m making too. My sisters have the same parents but only one looks different. The one light sister has 2 children with the same man and one child is light like them and the other dark as night. you really never know what you are gonna get with DNA
PAGING JMO, get your printing press ready
GAGIRL87 says:
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69 says:
Who is anticipating some good this weekend? Married folks don’t count. I’m talking about the promiscuous people
Don’t act like sex ain’t the normal topic on Fridays
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Me I bought some body oil that taste like red velvet cake I’m excited
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drop down low and sweep the floor wit it
Hey GG boo! And
Yso – I ain’t goin’. Been in the corner since yesterday. FE FE!!!!!!! 
I saw it Mirs. I aint studying Man.
y’all she is so young…let her be…her youth and wetness behind the ears just comes out CONSISTENTLY every single time she fonts… *pobrecita*
hey yall
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
I went to public school all my life, and was able to keep count for the local dealers by the age of 7. Now What?!?!?!?!?
^I attended the Ceaser Chavez ESL school for girls in Los Angeles. Eventho I spoke English and was obviously a male…The LAUSD stuck me there because they were tired of me getting picked on by the other boys (I would peek down every time one stood next to me at the urinal ),,,And they were tired of me bringing down the learning curve (I didnt test well ) for the entire school :shurgs:
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Oh snaps Cali in the house
Ummm…GG…where can I cop that oil? Please and thank ya.
@mrslove
I know, but Sassy’s comment was toward comment #75 which made NO SENSE at all whatesoever…
@ Saucey
I simply recall themes that pop off in here.
And you do it well.
Funny yesterday, funny today. I think ppl misunderstand..I get in the shade when the ish aint funny. 
omg, is that Dymond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@KAYCEI
“You got some pics of her? I could be persuaded.. “~OTB
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I think the only way you can apologize properly is by either posting a clear and unobstructed picture of your bottom as a gravie.
Or getting ready for buck naked, jell-o, female on female smack down with myself as the referee. I do a thorough examination before and after the match to make sure no cheating was done.
LOL this blog is like a messy family. I LOVE IT!!!!
At LEAST be funny!
Wasting scroll space. 
what is all the fuss over public schools? ion get it?
lets see, went to public school, graduated from Boise State University.. got a corporate job doing minimal work.. FROM my HOUSE… public schools aint so bad
Dymond!!!!!!
@NAIJA
“next visit to Dallas*”
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Ima be up that way this summer…
*pobrecita*
DYMOND!!
Beef in this post…Beef in the Kevin Hart post…I’m so torn!
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KayCeiSoul says:
Ummm…GG…where can I cop that oil? Please and thank ya.
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I got it from my local sex store you can even use it down there but I’m not trying that though
I got me some vibrating panties and gave the remote to my boo AND I got some oral candy my total was $145 
Feline Feminine says:
y’all she is so young…let her be…her youth and wetness behind the ears just comes out CONSISTENTLY every single time she fonts… *pobrecita*
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Dang you too boo
Someone asked about public vs. private school and I gave my honest opinion based on my experiences and the fact I actually worked in the school system before I realized I don’t have the patient to deal with children like that. My cousin before he died was in private school from pre k up until 9th grade and he was so ahead he was in AP and 10th and 11th grade classes <– another source of my opinion. A friend of mine who works for Dekab co. feels the same way I do, and she is a teacher. Yet y'all mad at me for stating facts along with my opinion.
Real question. Does private versus public really matter when how much you make is the overall goal?
a clear and unobstructed picture of your bottom as a gravie.
Gawd I HATE you
Unobstructed 
Beef in this post…Beef in the Kevin Hart post…I’m so torn
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I know Yso. Im looking back n forth
@ Dymond whose that in your gravie????
<– new to this Bey post…
What the topic at hand…?
@ASHLAND
Post that back shot pic and tell these hoes to kiss your azz!
*patience
#helpful
Public school
LOL! Please…. I don’t live in no “A.”
But that explains why your 850 on them SATs went so much farther than they would have up here.
And as someone who stopped eating .15 per pack foods once I got my first job as a Cashier…. I’m pretty sure you havent seen me at a fast food place or dry cleaners. You live in the A….which means I probably spend more on food per month than you spend on a mortgage.
Quit that foolishness, kid.
Bibi says:
Real question. Does private versus public really matter when how much you make is the overall goal?
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Hey FeFe
Hey Unpre
Hey OTB
Hey YSo
Hey WCC
Sup Brendon…remember when you had acne worse than solo in the above pic? Didnt you use ur first morning pee everyday on your face to clear that up?
@GA GIRL
“@ Dymond whose that in your gravie????”
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The “Motorcycle Mistress”
Ol girl that coach of Arkansas fired while she flucking him and engaged to another coach.
He gave her a new job, $20,000 up front…and NEW she was engaged. She must got that good puzz.
What the fugg did I walk back in on
All this talk about noodles making me want to hit up Kroger and get me some beef ramen noodles with some BULL hot sauce!!!!!
I leave the violence of the Kevin hart post to be greeted with sassy lacing up her timbs…
Can we all not just get along
I gave my honest opinion
Your honest opine waxed poetic and included that Ryan shouldnt listen to anyone BUT you….derogatory remarks about public school ALONG with effectively calling everyone “old” because you “just graduated a couple of yrs ago”. Your words.
Bear your cross, sweet toddler.
mrsloveleigh says:
LOL this blog is like a messy family. I LOVE IT!!!!
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Real question. Does private versus public really matter when how much you make is the overall goal?
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Nope it sure don’t because sometimes its all about WHO and not necessarily WHAT.
Hey WCC
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ASHLAND
Post that back shot pic and tell these hoes to kiss your azz!
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Does private versus public really matter when how much you make is the overall goal?
For young Doogie Howser right?
@ GAgirl
Jessica Dorrell
@Ashland
I think you are missing the point, which beyond this post is going to be moot to me…
But if you go back and read what you posted in that thread about private schools, you began your statement by saying that your opinion on the topic was the only opinion that mattered and that you were one of the younger posters on this blog so you know more about the recent workings of the school system or SOMETHING to that effect…
If you don’t know how THAT post along with many of your other random posts come off as condescending and clueless then I cannot help you my friend…
I don’t do e-beef, but I WILL NOT ignore what is in front of me…
Oh, and I’m NOT your “boo” , “Fe Fe” will do just fine…
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Anybody call anybody a hoe or something
Dont know what the conversation is right now….but
@ this post…
@ACE
Nope. Man has already set up the kiddie pool full of Jello and the bets are already being placed.
@ Man
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Dymond says:
@ GAgirl
Jessica Dorrell
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Oh
GIgi, Dymond
hey ladies..happy Friday…the 13th 
OutsidetheBox didn’t know the sweet folks at SR were so sensitive. I simply stated an opinion. And I never called anyone old. Let’s not go there now. That isn’t my taste. Considering I all of my dear friends are your age if not older.
@GAGI
It’s feels good to see more of my Cali people
It’s intense in this bish! Don’t y’all see what these Bey posts do to us!?!!? We’re being baited and had!
This some bullchit!
Auntie, if this was a WOOD post we would all be speaking intimately and admiringly, sharing stories and learning new things.
Disclaimer: *subliminally seeking a wood post – not shading*
Would you tell your supervisor that you are looking for another position within the company and/or with a sister company?? I need to put this MBA to work! I want to tell her; however, they’ve pissed me off so much I want to leave this place ASAP as soon as I get another offer…
NaijaGal says:
@IGo alright now *pulls down v-neck shirt slightly, twirls hair and wonders about your next visit to Dallas* :wink*
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Im planning on a trip back in MAY
Ugh i just left the
in the Kevin Hart Post login off for the day friday the 13th is really out and loud today nigg@s are trippin…
Oh, and I’m NOT your “boo” , “Fe Fe” will do just fine…
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fefeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I thought ashland had grandkids?
but yall say she’s young? ok
Hey Blu
How’s ur Friday goin?
sup yallcrazeeeeeee
I quote:
“@Vanguard
Don’t listen to anybody else on this….” <– beginning of your condescending rant on public vs private.
Child please. I graduated from a GREAT public school in the best school district in MD. On pace to make $106k by my 28th bday.
And I got all the receipts….and the paystubs.
Feline Feminine I say A lot of stuff. You’re right but I never called anyone old when I said I was one of the younger posters did I? Not my speed. But I love you
@ASH
“OutsidetheBox didn’t know the sweet folks at SR were so sensitive. I simply stated an opinion. And I never called anyone old. Let’s not go there now. That isn’t my taste. Considering I all of my dear friends are your age if not older.”
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Let me guess… you got some black friends too? Like good ol Uncle Joe?
**I’m not missing Chiby as much now**
Mmmhmmm @Ashland
And MS. outsidethebox. I am your elder after all.
Would you tell your supervisor that you are looking for another position within the company and/or with a sister company??
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Dimpzzzzz
hello sexy!!!! 
JMO says:
Would you tell your supervisor that you are looking for another position within the company and/or with a sister company?? I need to put this MBA to work! I want to tell her; however, they’ve pissed me off so much I want to leave this place ASAP as soon as I get another offer…
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HEY BABES!!!
Omg I’m going throught the same thing. I did an interview yesterday and the position starts on the 23rd if I get it. I know the right thing to do is to give them a 2 week notice, but I SWEAR THEY CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!
Would you tell your supervisor that you are looking for another position within the company and/or with a sister company?? I need to put this MBA to work! I want to tell her; however, they’ve pissed me off so much I want to leave this place ASAP as soon as I get another offer…______________________
Get the position first and use all of their resources while searching. LOL. But I feel you, you worked for that MBA, use it!! They’ll more than likely call her for a reference anyway so no need for a heads up. That can backfire on you.
Dymond I ddon’t even have kids wtf
You Heffas are really fking up the groove in here….
@Dymond wassuppppp….whats poppin this friday the 13th???
Disclaimer: *subliminally seeking a wood post – not shading*
*plants more trees all around the post*
In Bey terms u just did a sting #1 to drag
“Niggas always scream ‘peace’ after they start some chit.” ~Tupac
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I will say, when they released the photo’s of blue Ivy, I thought she looked alot like Solanges son.
*looks at pics with other eye*
hey FeFe bewski
IS THAT WHO I THINK IT FUKN IZZZ!! **RUNS IN SLOW MOTION AND LANDS IN DYMONDS ARMS***
:huch:
Would you tell your supervisor that you are looking for another position within the company and/or with a sister company??
If we are applying for an internal position, we are required to give notice within 5 days of applying.
I know @Igo they supposed to be in here skripping and showing
Y’all in here reading chicks for blood.
TheRealAshland says:
Feline Feminine I say A lot of stuff. You’re right but I never called anyone old when I said I was one of the younger posters did I? Not my speed. But I love you
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I don’t care much about you not calling anyone “old”, but your insinuation that you are more up on shyt BECAUSE you are one of the younger posters on this blog is subtle shade at older folks…if you don’t SEE that then maybe those 3 years at private school really HAVEN’T paid off….
@Sassy
I think it’s necessary to post her ENTIRE words…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ASH
“OutsidetheBox didn’t know the sweet folks at SR were so sensitive. I simply stated an opinion. And I never called anyone old. Let’s not go there now. That isn’t my taste. Considering I all of my dear friends are your age if not older.”
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Let me guess… you got some black friends too? Like good ol Uncle Joe?
**I’m not missing Chiby as much now**
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I have a few
why are y’all picking on me, I am sweet and lovable not to mention adorable.. I have nice
I am well spoken.. seesh
@West coast
@Gigi & Saucey …
Thats what I’m leaning toward. Im at the point where they can kiss my azz. If anything opens on a Monday and its a friday … 
<— deuces
@JMO
If it at’s the same company tell them! The first thing they will do is ask your current boss about you. If she’s blindsided that’s a wrap.
She will bad mouth and at the least you will come off as someone not trustworthy.
Only don’t tell if it’s with another company!
hol up. what happened?
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
OutsidetheBox says:
Would you tell your supervisor that you are looking for another position within the company and/or with a sister company??
If we are applying for an internal position, we are required to give notice within 5 days of applying.
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@Man
@ASH
“I have a few
why are y’all picking on me, I am sweet and lovable not to mention adorable.. I have nice I am well spoken.. seesh”
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They just teasing. Come sit on my lap and tell me more about this nice
that you have.
@Therapist1911 lol did it get hot in the other one? Yeah come on up in here and draw some attention away from me..
therapist1911 says:
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
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Treacherous
I agree with @Man on the job thing.
It’s the Blog of Angels and constant danger
SR .com, can’t get no stranger
Full of drama like a soap opera, on the curb
Watching the ghetto bird helicopters, I observe
So many niggas getting three strikes, tossed in jail
I swear the pen right across from hell, I can’t cry
Cause it’s on now, I’m just a nigga on his own now
Living life thug style, so I can’t smile
Writing to my peoples when they ask for pictures
Thinking SR just fun and bytches
Better learn about the dress code, B’s and C’s
All them other niggas copycats, these is G’s
I love SR like I love women
Cause every nigga in LA got a little bit of thug in him
We might fight amongst each other…but I promise you this:
We’ll burn this bytch down, get us pissed
To live and die in LA
Let my angel sing
TheRealAshland says:
Ignore everything everyone on here is telling you @Van listen to me. I was in Private school for 9th and 10th grade. I had no problems with SATS, Graduation test etc. I am probably one of the younger members on here too, so I can tell you with a fresh memory how those public schools are.Depending on where you are depends a lot. I have a friend who is a teacher and she agrees with me!
The earlier you start out the better. Prepare your child to be a MD not a rapper.
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@Ashland
I’m through…for real, but some folks really NEED to see what the fukk you typed that day!
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
Shady.
Come on in.
Jmo,
NO! WAIT. Let’s discuss. And again 
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<–like the French do, on both cheeks 
Dymond
Twin
Rumpshaker,zoom a zoom zoommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@Therapist
Cold as ice
@ Blu aint nothing poppin but you and me boo
@ Lakes hey beautiful!!!
I 
missed 
you!!
lmao @ Sassy
@DIMPZ
WE RIIIDEZ ON A MOFUKA!!
@THERAPIST IS NICE AND ICE COLD!
Eazy says:
I know @Igo they supposed to be in here skripping and showing
AND BULLSHYTING
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Exactly Eazy… Its fking Friday… save this other shait for Monday.
See this shait..
I swear….
TheRealAshland says:
@Therapist1911 lol did it get hot in the other one? Yeah come on up in here and draw some attention away from me..
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Not hot…..it was Spring day with a hint of shade in Kevin Hart’s post lol
Candi!!! happy friday the 13th
And the other day I asked
strives FOR THEIR CHILD to be a wrapper????? STARS NOT INCLUDED 
candibfly says:
hol up. what happened?
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Let me know when u find out..I dont feel like reading all this shyt *looks up*
I done ate a box a cookies fuggin wit yall!
OutsidetheBox says:
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
Shady. Come on in.
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well at least the weather is consistent lol
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JMO
If it at’s the same company tell them! The first thing they will do is ask your current boss about you. If she’s blindsided that’s a wrap.
She will bad mouth and at the least you will come off as someone not trustworthy.
Only don’t tell if it’s with another company!
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Thats a great point Man. Thanks
There is one position I spotted that I want only until I realized that it was our sister company in Australia!!
Chit so bad here in my department, it had me thinking “I wonder how life is in Australia…”
Idk @Man it can go both ways, if JMO is a good worker and has all of the qualifications, calling her will not be blindsiding her. She will then know that she can either step up with the responsibilities/pay or give a good reference and bid her farewell.
@DYMOND
I MISSD U TOO!! DONT LEAVE NO FUKN MORE!! **CONNECTS UR NIP TO MY NIP**
therapist1911 says:
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
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Homie come in…. Duck
and have a seat… These heffas cuttin up again.
*Passes Therapist a drink
That Kevin Hart room was rough huh?
@ASHLAND
Your font just rubs some people the wrong way.
Keeping your sense of humor about it all will help a lot and help you survive longer.
therapist1911 says:
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
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Cold and Chilly…*hands you a shirt*
@DYMOND
So, I see you have been gone and lost your manners huh?
me upon my greeting.
You forgot to
Feline Feminine says:
TheRealAshland says:
Ignore everything everyone on here is telling you @Van listen to me. I was in Private school for 9th and 10th grade. I had no problems with SATS, Graduation test etc. I am probably one of the younger members on here too, so I can tell you with a fresh memory how those public schools are.Depending on where you are depends a lot. I have a friend who is a teacher and she agrees with me!
The earlier you start out the better. Prepare your child to be a MD not a rapper.
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@Ashland
I’m through…for real, but some folks really NEED to see what the fukk you typed that day!
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And I still see nothing wrong with that ! I never called anyone old or nothing I am confused and I need a hug
This is some black luck shyt with all this bickering today.
Where are the naked girls? Bodifuul men? Evelyn singles? shyt pour me a drink *iced tea please*
Thinking SR just fun and bytches
Better learn about the dress code, B’s and C’s
All them other niggas copycats, these is G’s
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@DIMPZ WE RIIIDEZ ON A MOFUKA!!
@THERAPIST IS NICE AND ICE COLD!
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SHyt is lunch time….we get happier once we eat …right? takes the edge off and lowers the energy
Let’s gooooooooooooooooooooooo
*snatches therapist’s hat, so that he’ll follow*
Dymond says:
@ Blu aint nothing poppin but you and me boo
Tell him to take his shirt off 
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Blu is in here
<— BIG G
@ Fe….I thought it was fitting.
damn therapist is looking too scrumptious!
@ACE
“Sooooo how is the weather in here?
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Cold and Chilly…*hands you a shirt*”
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I coulda SWORN we had a rule for niggas not to post not “topless” pics. @BLU finally listened and now this nigga actin brand new.
Dymond Im too thru with you and the jumpoff in your gravi.
Ty
YOU AND THAT GRAVI HAIRDOO 
I feel hungry and I just had a small snack, maybe I should make it a big snack… Who wants some of my almonds?
I Go There says:
therapist1911 says:
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
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Homie come in…. Duck
and have a seat… These heffas cuttin up again.
*Passes Therapist a drink
That Kevin Hart room was rough huh?
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Is this vodka? I thought it was water
…nah once a 4 year old calls you a punk azz mofo………it’s not much an adult can say that bothers me!! lol
**make that a double…on the rocks**
twin
look at them girl’s in the daisy dukes
@THEREAPIST A DRINK ALWAYS HELPS LE GO
FUK THIS WORK LIKE YO!!
@YALL YO IM AWW IN 10 MIN
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JMO
If it at’s the same company tell them! The first thing they will do is ask your current boss about you. If she’s blindsided that’s a wrap.
She will bad mouth and at the least you will come off as someone not trustworthy.
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that actually happened to me once
my old assistant applied for another position within the company, but I gave my honest opinion of her.. she wasn’t very reliable, but she had a nice personality 
they hired her anyway 
*holds hand out* @ Hony
DYMOND!
Ace says:
therapist1911 says:
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
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Cold and Chilly…*hands you a shirt*
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<————-i covered up witha hat…..DANG
…nah once a 4 year old calls you a punk azz mofo………it’s not much an adult can say that bothers me!!
I am probably one of the younger members on here too, so I can tell you with a fresh memory how those public schools are.Depending on where you are depends a lot. I have a friend who is a teacher and she agrees with me!
Fresh memory= the niccas in here ancient
I have a friend who’s a teacher= makes me more qualified than you can ever be
The earlier you start out the better. Prepare your child to be a MD not a rapper.
No offense, but it’s THIS that makes you sound other than how you perceive you sound. Make sense?
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Whewwww Cousin ‘come hither’ look…. Who you trying to Seduce
@ Man
please never mention me and ur **** in the same sentence ever again!!!!
@ACE IM GOING TO NEED YOU TO STOP HANGING WITH MAN!!
**BURNS THE SHIRT**
Dymond says:
damn therapist is looking too scrumptious!
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shut yo mouth *looks around*….all imma say is THANK YOU lol long time DYMOND
they hired her anyway
Cheaper to keep folks in-house.
DAYUM…it’s hot in heah too! I’on like to sweat. Can we get spring time weather???
therapist1911 says:
I Go There says:
therapist1911 says:
Sooooo how is the weather in here?
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Homie come in…. Duck
and have a seat… These heffas cuttin up again.
*Passes Therapist a drink
That Kevin Hart room was rough huh?
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Is this vodka? I thought it was water
…nah once a 4 year old calls you a punk azz mofo………it’s not much an adult can say that bothers me!! lol
**make that a double…on the rocks**
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Of course its Vodka….
but I hear ya.
Had to take a break! I see the rapist in here showing his tittays again.
@ TheRealAshland – comemeer baby
yallcrazy says:
*snatches therapist’s hat, so that he’ll follow*
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WWJD????
@DYMOND
Oh… now you den changed huh? Can’t handle all this that I got?
I feel you.
Twin
–> slow wine 
ION see nothing wronggggg with a little bump & grindddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
I’ll be back later
BiBi dont forget to add #helpful.
It lets ppl know hints/tips are contained in your comment.
yallcrazy says:
Ty YOU AND THAT GRAVI HAIRDOO
Thats some creative shyt 
He has a whiteout outline instead of the standard sharpie
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What Yall
Oh man
I thought the rapist was therapist as in private school attendees may end up needing therapy. Please excuse the airheaded moment
Y’all are reaching so hard omg! But y’all are hilarious I can’t even be mad, I am just laughing. Because I know what I meant and I know deep down somewhere someone knows what I meant as well…
WWJD????
1.Turn some water into wine. 2. Spread the ocean. 3. Then walk on that water.
Ummm, what happened in the Kevin Hart post toward the end?? Wassup with everyone today?? Geesh
*puts 20 singles in Dymond’s garter * Can I see you do that heel touching the back of your neck pls and thanks.
Long time no font
How are you btw?
ALRIGHT IM OUT HALF DAYS ARE THE BESSTESS EVVVUUUURRR!!
SEE YALL ON MONDAY HOPEFULLY WE WILL SEE MORE MALE POSTERS WITH NO SHIRTS **eSSEPT FOR MAN** YALL HAVE A GOOD WEEKND
It ILL Therapist
Gyp aint right!
@JMO
I just recently went thru that at my job and applied for a position that would acommodate my MBA…all I can tell you is to let your boss know FIRST (because they WILL find out about it from HR)…there is nothing wrong with that and if they are a GOOD boss they will SUPPORT you…if you don’t get the job at least you were transparent…
OutsidetheBox says:
BiBi dont forget to add #helpful.
It lets ppl know hints/tips are contained in your comment.
Why thank you.
Wassup with everyone today??
Dun nuh. Dun nuh. DunuhDunuhDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Friday the 13th.
Oh did I tell yall that 6 yr old gypsy got into Capital Prep here in Hartford Ct and their school has 100% students going to college. The have been profiled a few times on CNN. It’s Pre K thru 12 and 4 yr old is number 22 on the waiting list but gets preference cause she has a sibling going there. YEET!!!
@TY
” I dont know what yall did to Blu but every time we tell him to take his shirt off he dips LOL ”
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Just talkin to the young brother. Sometimes young minds need to be guided and influenced by the proper person.
so auntie just gonna leave yall in this post for the rest of the day???
Bibi says:
Oh man
I thought the rapist was therapist as in private school attendees may end up needing therapy. Please excuse the airheaded moment
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that’s exactly what it means. You how people do you a la “GYPSY” lol
You know if they cruicfied Jesus that will do the same to you lol
should i scroll up and read?????
Or do we have a recap somewhere?
Bye Lakes. Lucky bish.
I can’t stay and read previous comments…just wanna say hello you guys..Morning Sandra and all posters.. have a pleasant FRIDAY!That Kevin Hart post is a mess..
OutsidetheBox says:
It ILL Therapist Gyp aint right!
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No weapon formed against me shall prosper lol
OutsidetheBox says:
WWJD????
1.Turn some water into wine. 2. Spread the ocean. 3. Then walk on that water.
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that sound like a good “romantic” night
(Forgive me father for I have sinned)
The one day I am back for more than 1 hr and nothing is going on that I can keep up with or maybe not trying with all the ****eries today. I need it to feel like old Fridays shyt.
*go sit in the corner with IGO Deep and waits for the entertainment to begin*
Ok, we need a recap on the Kevin Hart post. Who the hail is left to fight in there and about what?
I’m too lazy to go read too.
Shaun….
@French…
yeah it’s Parent/Teacher Confrence day…so not much for me to do today
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cause these post be
hell i dont even know I really dont get it what kinda spell be in the letters 
Is there a way to stop pee from dribbling down your leg after you go potty? I shake and I shake and I shake, and once I put the snak…well its more like a worm away….All down my leg
Do they make depends in bikini style? 
Tatt Tatt?
<—new lippy LOL
OutsidetheBox says:
they hired her anyway
Cheaper to keep folks in-house.
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exactly!
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
Is there a way to stop pee from dribbling down your leg after you go potty? I shake and I shake and I shake, and once I put the snak…well its more like a worm away….All down my leg Do they make depends in bikini style?
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French KI$$E$ says:
so auntie just gonna leave yall in this post for the rest of the day???
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With all the shait thats been flyin I dont blame her.
Is that dymond-dymond
Feline Feminine says:
@JMO
I just recently went thru that at my job and applied for a position that would acommodate my MBA…all I can tell you is to let your boss know FIRST (because they WILL find out about it from HR)…there is nothing wrong with that and if they are a GOOD boss they will SUPPORT you…if you don’t get the job at least you were transparent…
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Thanks!
What the fugg happened in the KHART post? The Rapist came up in there showing his pex and the women went bat shyt kray!!!
I’m bored.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
” I dont know what yall did to Blu but every time we tell him to take his shirt off he dips LOL ”
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Just talkin to the young brother. Sometimes young minds need to be guided and influenced by the proper person.
Trying to take his shine and what not. Since u keep running off the eye candy….u need to shake something 
but take off those damn heels 
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You just dont want him to be great and shyt
Is it a full moon or something
You mofos are on one today 
Honycoatd- says:
The one day I am back for more than 1 hr and nothing is going on that I can keep up with or maybe not trying with all the ****eries today. I need it to feel like old Fridays shyt.
*go sit in the corner with IGO Deep and waits for the entertainment to begin*
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Alright… sitting over here will get you in trouble.
Sooo… how far back do them legs go?
@IGO clue me in please
and oh yeah “LET GET NAKED!!!!!”
Bren Bren
*brushes back hair*
I fugg up errybody name so the rapist should be used to it.
And Brenden you got me over here squeezing my legs together trying not to piss on myself.
Cole yew stoopit!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ok, we need a recap on the Kevin Hart post. Who the hail is left to fight in there and about what?
I’m too lazy to go read too.
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Not a true recap but this is what I got:
People were commenting on therapist’s
in the face).
fine azznice looking body and asking him general questions then Choco chimed in and called him “ladyboy”. He tried to ignore it but she kept going SO turns out he thinks she’s mad because he declined to meet up with her a while back (i.e. stood up like a smackHey MzDimps!!!
*Gets naked with Frenchie*
@HONY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miami here i come next month!
RRUUUHHH RRRROOOHHH!!! JMO and that recap might make it another massacre!
HEY GYPSY!
@IHEART
c’mon oh now
I cant lie. I’ll buy summa that cheese…Long ass its not generic. I hate generic cheese.
the
is here
@Gypy, That’s what I was thinking too
Denise recap
@JMO
GO TO BED!!!
You just won’t get right today! I must’ve rubbed off on you from yesterday!
@OTB Cub, That gravi is kah-ute
Hope that don’t get me 
up in this bish
i think this here post is going to get 600+ if auntie the come on now with a new post
There is a new post
OK, I keep going to the chocolate covered midget post and did the rapist say I love you and so does God?
*innocent face*
Wait, what did I do?? I just answered Man’s question.
JMO says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ok, we need a recap on the Kevin Hart post. Who the hail is left to fight in there and about what?
I’m too lazy to go read too.
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Not a true recap but this is what I got:
People were commenting on therapist’s fine azz nice looking body and asking him general questions then Choco chimed in and called him “ladyboy”. He tried to ignore it but she kept going SO turns out he thinks she’s mad because he declined to meet up with her a while back (i.e. stood up like a smack in the face).
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OBJECTION!!! Move to strike your HONOR!!!!
(JUDGE)…..this isn’t court it’s a blog Mr. Therapist
#Carryon
French KI$$E$ says:
@IGO clue me in please
and oh yeah “LET GET NAKED!!!!!”
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We was all getting Naked Ha
Folks having convos about the Topic HA
Titties Galore HA
Therapist showed his Pecs Ha
Choco came in tough HA
Never got a drink HA
The the DL came up HA
Shait went back and forth HA
***REMIX*****
Yeah Yeah…Take that Take that
Caaaa Muthafkkas got lost Caaa
Caaaa Now we got folks in here Caaa
Caaa Talking Private and Public Schools Caaa
Caaaa Im stilll Lost Caaaaa
gypsyeyes says:
OK, I keep going to the chocolate covered midget post and did the rapist say I love you and so does God?
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That’s what my momma told my daddy mistress when she confronted her at church. My momma was so classy….my sister called her a whore a walked away
And
at Therpaist 
Yall bastids are crazy yo 
*chuckles real low* … mwwahahahahah
*chuckles a little louder* … MMWAahahahahah
*chuckles a loud as hell* … MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
JMO says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ok, we need a recap on the Kevin Hart post. Who the hail is left to fight in there and about what?
I’m too lazy to go read too.
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Not a true recap but this is what I got:
People were commenting on therapist’s fine azz nice looking body and asking him general questions then Choco chimed in and called him “ladyboy”. He tried to ignore it but she kept going SO turns out he thinks she’s mad because he declined to meet up with her a while back (i.e. stood up like a smack in the face).
Can someone recap the hightlights 
I love a good storyline and this shyt is better than Young & The Restless 
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Yall are going to force me to go read that shyt
therapist1911 says:
gypsyeyes says:
OK, I keep going to the chocolate covered midget post and did the rapist say I love you and so does God?
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That’s what my momma told my daddy mistress when she confronted her at church. My momma was so classy….my sister called her a whore a walked away
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I don’t like that other post. Got me thinking not nice thoughts.
JMO’s going to hell!
*mental note: NEVER log into SR on any Friday the 13th! Just DON’T!*
JMO says:
therapist1911 says:
gypsyeyes says:
OK, I keep going to the chocolate covered midget post and did the rapist say I love you and so does God?
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That’s what my momma told my daddy mistress when she confronted her at church. My momma was so classy….my sister called her a whore a walked away
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This was before my daddy became a Pastor. ….where is Redeemed???
I FUGGIN HATE IGO!
@IGo I like that gravi…my favorite position
*tells myself, the Lord is my strength and my salvation*
*goes for some ice water*
@ Sassy….something is fuggin wrong with them today yo.
@Throb
Dude, you just won’t STOP with these gravies!
And that’s why I love it when you posts those secksy nipples of yours!!! You take a lickin’ and well…I said lickin’ and that threw me all off. I just looked at your nipples again. I just wanna put some clothes pins on them and cause you a lil pain! Good pain tho!
@Gypsy
No Pain….no gain
NaijaGal says:
@IGo I like that gravi…my favorite position
*tells myself, the Lord is my strength and my salvation*
*goes for some ice water*
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Good to know
*writes that down
How much do you gain…when you intend to inflict pain..?
Feline Feminine says:
@Throb
Dude, you just won’t STOP with these gravies
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You supposed to go hard on Friday.
@TY
*AHEM*
Choco doesn’t like Therapist and what she thinks he stands for (DL men). Therapist doesn’t give sht but was tryna make peace. Choco threw the olive branch back at him and is probably off somewhere burning black candles.
This recap was brought to you by YSoSerious; I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.
Thank you.
@OTB
….fuk if I know
In the gym it means…if you in pain during/after the workout you have worked the muscle and will gain more muscle……#DumbJock
@Throb
That right there is my FAVORITE position as well…
Good nice, LONG strokes with my legs up…
*cries*
@JMO
<~~~~~~~~~~ SMH in you was acting all innocent on WWF
YSoSrs says:
@TY
*AHEM*
Choco doesn’t like Therapist and what she thinks he stands for (DL men). Therapist doesn’t give sht but was tryna make peace. Choco threw the olive branch back at him and is probably off somewhere burning black candles.
This recap was brought to you by YSoSerious; I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.
Thank you.
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Your Honor, the defense rest!!!!
…..i like Law & Order (sorry)
would this spot be efficient enough for you ma’am
please respond via email
I didn’t see no damn olive branch…..did I miss it?
@French
*in a fake voice* Hey girl!! Didn’t see you in here today… #nervouslaugher
LOL
you are bossy today
First it was a baby doll…now it’s Solange’s baby.
Make up your damn mind!
Feline Feminine says:
@Throb
That right there is my FAVORITE position as well…
Good nice, LONG strokes with my legs up…
*cries*
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Do Tell
OutsidetheBox says:
How much do you gain…when you intend to inflict pain..?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
the world
YSoSrs says:
@TY
*AHEM*
Choco doesn’t like Therapist and what she thinks he stands for (DL men). Therapist doesn’t give sht but was tryna make peace. Choco threw the olive branch back at him and is probably off somewhere burning black candles.
This recap was brought to you by YSoSerious; I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
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You said “no pain, no gain”. And frankly I wanted to know how many inches you gain when you…you know, inflict pain
But I dont want to know anymore cause you made me feel dirty.
YSO
This recap was brought to you by YSoSerious; I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.
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Feline Feminine says:
@Throb
That right there is my FAVORITE position as well…
Good nice, LONG strokes with my legs up…
*cries*
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Not my Fav but it comes in a close 2nd
Come here Fe 
Let me hold you cause I feel you pain boo 
JMO says:
@French
*in a fake voice* Hey girl!! Didn’t see you in here today… #nervouslaugher
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I picture you scratching your head when you say this
Sis aint scared of nothing.
OutsidetheBox says:
You said “no pain, no gain”. And frankly I wanted to know how many inches you gain when you…you know, inflict pain
But I dont want to know anymore cause you made me feel dirty.
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8 and a possible
What? Ty asked.
Iheart says:
JMO says:
@French
*in a fake voice* Hey girl!! Didn’t see you in here today… #nervouslaugher
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I picture you scratching your head when you say this
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as you wish
you are leading today
where should i go next?
given the fact that her whole pregnancy was bizarre,i can understand the skepticisim but the fact that Blu looks like Solange, doesn’t prove anything. Bey and Solange are sisters, they have the same mother and father so it’s very probable that the baby can look like Solange. My son looks just like my nephew. People, even family members commonly mistake one for the other. The theory that Blue has to be Solange’s because she looks like her is stupid. I’m not drinking that kool aid.
@ Yso
But Sandra, this is OLD news. All the time you were watching Beyonce’s bump, you didn’t notice it was Solange wearing the maternity clothes? I thought you knew. Solange had the biggest baggiest clothing during the fall of 2011.
Actually in the side by sides, Bey and Solange reallllly look alike, so it makes scientific sense for her Aunt and Neice to share features. My Great Neice even looks like me.
Omg this obsession is not normal. True or not SO WHAT? Move on for goodness sakes. smfh