They couldn’t get our attention by themselves, so Kim Kardashian and musician Kanye West have teamed up to play the media like a fiddle.

Kardashian, whose sordid past is littered with foolish men, was a guest on the Today show on Friday.

When asked by Today show co-host Ann Curry if she and Kanye West are an item, Kardashian, 31, said coyly, “Kanye and I have been friends for years. … You never know what the future holds.”

I’m going to guess that’s a no.

But isn’t that what we expected her to say? Most people who are in love don’t mind shouting it from the rooftops.

Seriously, do you see any love in their eyes when they’re together? They don’t even have that Dopamine glow that most young lovers confuse for love.

Does she even know what love is?

“I love really hard. I fall hard, and I followed my heart,” Kardashian said. “When things don’t work out, that’s sometimes just how life is. What’s the point in dragging something out … when you know that it’s just not it for you?”