Hapless NBA star Kris Humphries wants to prove that Kim Kardashian was never in love with him, and used him for reality TV ratings.

RadarOnline reports exclusively that Humpries wants to know if his soon-to-be-ex-wife's relationship with music mogul Kanye West is just another publicity stunt to reel in gullible viewers to her show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

The Kardashians just signed a new 3-year $40 million contract with E! Online. No doubt, the contract hinged upon Kim finding a famous sucker to date her.

And since Hollywood's eligible bachelors and professional athletes avoided Kim like the plague, Kim turned to her bestie Kanye to play the part.

Humphries is angry and humiliated that he didn't realize his own marriage was just a stunt. He honestly thought that marrying a woman a barely knew -- and living with her and her sister in a hotel suite was normal.

From RadarOnline:

As we previously reported, Kardashian is already backtracking on her recent vow to keep her love life off camera. Kim and Kanye’s PDA filled date night Monday at the opening of Scott Disick’s restaurant RYU in New York was all caught on camera for an upcoming episode of Kim's reality show.

“Kim and Kanye are making sure that so many aspects of their new relationship are going to be filmed, it will make for great TV!” a source told Radar.

Humphries' divorce attorneys plan on grilling Kim about her new relationship during the potential upcoming divorce trial that the NBA star is pushing for.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    wow, Kris really IS slow...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Kim's makeup around her hairline looks weird... :coffee:

  • Bibi

    Aint he though?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Come on Kris now get ova that ish :rolleyes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Humpries wants to know if his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s relationship with music mogul Kanye West is just another publicity stunt to reel in gullible viewers to her show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
    _______________________

    of course :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    The Kardashians just signed a new 3-year $40 million contract with E! Online.
    ___________
    Ummmm, who is going to be watching this retarded family in 2015?????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :cool: <---- even Ray Charles can see this is a publicity stunt

  • Gigi26

    Kim wearing a lacefront or something? :blink:

    Anywhoo, I'm mad Kanye stooped this damn low. He's a fukkin puppet :no: But Kris hunnay, stop sniffing ze glue and get with the program :rollseyes:

  • Ms.Fashion

    I am convinced. That broad is a wax figure!!! The movie, "Mannequin", is her ultimate influence. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    KRIS DROP THE FUKN CRAYONS/GLUE/HIGHLIGHTER AND REALIZE THE SHAIT IS OVER :smack:

  • I Go There

    Yes Kris your right it is... Just like yall relationship was.

    :coffee:

  • Gigi26

    Kanye is too good for this shyt right here! Someone on his team needs to tell him this Consequence? Common? Hell Dwele?! Save this brother :no:

    *sighs* I miss Chi-town Ye, ole College Dropout Ye. I no like this leather pant wearing fem bot dude right here.

  • Bibi

    She had her baby hairs lasered off. I think that's why her hairline looks funny

  • Smonae80

    Fe he slow as molasses

  • Gigi26

    That bytch got a line up before putting her hair in a bun, I cannot :lol:

  • Bibi

    I miss Chi-town Ye, ole College Dropout Ye. I no like this leather pant wearing fem bot dude right here.

    :cosign:

  • Ms.Fashion

    Gigi26 says:

    Kanye is too good for this shyt right here! Someone on his team needs to tell him this Consequence? Common? Hell Dwele?! Save this brother

    *sighs* I miss Chi-town Ye, ole College Dropout Ye. I no like this leather pant wearing fem bot dude right here.

    __________

    :cosign:

    I was thinking the same thing.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Acutally I don't think Kris is slow at all I think he quite strategic!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Smonae80 says:

    Fe he slow as molasses

    _______

    :lol: I'm picturing him right now in a helmet....like Cameron Diaz's brother in 'Something About Mary'.....

  • steph L

    Hapless NBA star Kris Humphries wants to prove that Kim Kardashian was never in love with him, and used him for reality TV ratings.

    ________________________________________________________________________
    Kris, you need to move on son! You were punked, lick your wounds and forget about it. :coffee:

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    I COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE GOES ON AND ON ABOUT SOMEONE THEY CLAIM THEY DONT GIVE A SHIAT ABOUT-LET KIM LIVE KRIS..

    EVEN IF IT'S IN SIN AND HELL, IT'S HER RIGHT TO DO SO

    TOO MANY FOLKS PLAYING PUZZAY AND MORAL PATROL-WHATEVER IT IS, THEY BOTH GROWN AND CAN DO IT

    WHATEVER CONSEQUENCES TO FACE-THEY'LL FACE EM & NOBODY ELSE

  • The Makeup Maven

    Why wouldn't this be a fckin' publicity stunt! Marrying YO' NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt....LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!! :no:

    #thecluelessiswear!

  • Pootie Tang

    Kim K. was so purdy when she was just Paris H. sidekick and stylist....She should have never sliced and diced up her face......Now she look bout as old as her mamma....

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Choco

    He prolly is doing all this as a strategy...at least I HOPE he is... :coffee:

  • YSoSrs

    Is water wet? Is Kim's snatch dry? Really, Kris? :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Whoever said had her hair lined up OMG I went back and :rofl:

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    PERFECT MATCH TWO CELEBRITY WHORES WHO BASK IN THE LIME LIGHT, HELL ANY LIGHT, FLASH LIGHT, MATCH LIGHT, STREET LIGHT, CELL PHONE LIGHT, ETC.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco

    He prolly is doing all this as a strategy…at least I HOPE he is…
    ______________________
    He is TRUST if he proves KIMYE was a publicity stunt he can prove it in his own marriage!

  • Smonae80

    :rofl:

  • Usual Suspect

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Why wouldn’t this be a fckin’ publicity stunt! Marrying YO’ NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt….LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!

    :cosign:

  • Bad Influence

    prostitution whoreeeeeee...

    :lol:

  • Gigi26

    I was thinking the same thing.
    _______________________________

    I mean his music is still dope, but the persona he had back in the day was nice. I understand people grow but he just went waaay off. Now all he wears is some weird shyt, and never looks as fly as he did back in the day :no:

  • Usual Suspect

    You know it's hard for men to profess their love and I'm sure there pillow talk was

    Don't make a fool of me
    Do you really love me
    Let's stay married forever

    and her responses were yeah of course right.

    Po Chris

  • CD FENTY

    #TEAMHUMPHRIESINTHISBYTCH

    I find it in poor taste that this sand pussy is flaunting this fool around and this hoe is still married. Kris has every right to drag this gypsy pussy though the mud like the pig she is :coffee:

  • Pootie Tang

    Dear K. Humps,

    It's ova. Stop trying to stay relevent. Get a life. Get a clue. Get lost.

    Signed,

    Kim-Ye

  • The Makeup Maven

    Did this bish get an edgeup 'round her ENTIRE hairline??? :blink:

  • Hershey

    Kris and Pilar should meet for :coffee:

  • Usual Suspect

    CD FENTY says:

    #TEAMHUMPHRIESINTHISBYTCH

    I find it in poor taste that this sand pussy is flaunting this fool around and this hoe is still married. Kris has every right to drag this gypsy pussy though the mud like the pig she is

    :cosign:

    This actually may help CH

  • Gigi26

    Did this bish get an edgeup ’round her ENTIRE hairline??
    ______________________________________________

    :rofl: I said the same damn thing!! It looks so weird

  • OutsidetheBox

    This dress is very unforgiving. She should have went up a size. I appreciate her red lip tho vs that nude one she been rocking since birth. :lol:

    I'd date Kanye. Just for the experience.

  • Bad Influence

    she looks like jigsaw's glamour shot..

  • JustB

    :lol: who cares

  • CD FENTY

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Why wouldn’t this be a fckin’ publicity stunt! Marrying YO’ NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt….LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!

    #thecluelessiswear!
    ***************************
    I'll have u know my baby Humphries is averaging 20pts/10 rebounds a game. Getting rid of this powdered milk pussy bytch was the best thang he's ever done. Oh yeah were is Donatello Odom somewhere eating paper I bet

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    sand pussy
    __________
    :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven

    *in my Kim Zolciak voice*

    :whistle:
    Whoooa Whoooa Whoooa Whoooa
    The ring didn't mean a thing
    Nooooooo

    :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yall think its an edge??? :shocked:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I GOT A HEADACHE OUT OF NO WERE :wail: SEE YALL BISHES TOMORROW :waves:

  • Hax–TheBoyCanMack

    It's a double edged sword for Kris. I feel bad that he was played, but I don't feel bad that he was too stupid to realize it from the start. At least Kanye knows he's being played and is, like Kim, such an egomaniac that he's along for the ride.

    What a waste of oxygen.

  • Gigi26

    I’ll have u know my baby Humphries is averaging 20pts/10 rebounds a game. Getting rid of this powdered milk pussy bytch was the best thang he’s ever done. Oh yeah were is Donatello Odom somewhere eating paper I bet

    :dead: I can't stand you!!!

    But Kim getting rid of him was probably the best thing that happened to him, he is doing way better now :yes:

  • Bad Influence

    :bye: Lakes

  • Pootie Tang

    I will say that Kanye profile pic looks kinda handsome tho...

  • The Makeup Maven

    CD FENTY says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Why wouldn’t this be a fckin’ publicity stunt! Marrying YO’ NO NAME HAVING AZZ was a publicity stunt….LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW!!!

    #thecluelessiswear!
    ***************************
    I’ll have u know my baby Humphries is averaging 20pts/10 rebounds a game. Getting rid of this powdered milk pussy bytch was the best thang he’s ever done. Oh yeah were is Donatello Odom somewhere eating paper I bet
    :coffee:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Which is my point essssactly! That nigga was averaging 1.5 points per game BEFORE he got sumthn' to be pissed about. You know we do our best work when we wanna knock someone's veneers out! :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    Dear Kim

    GIVE THAT PUSSY A BREAK AND LET IT BREATH. YOU ALWAYS GOT A DYCK UP IN THAT THANG

    Signed
    USA

    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tense said match light :rofl: :rofl:

  • lady_cn

    If Kris is this fukkin dumb, he deserves whatever he got. Of course it's a publicity stunt, just like your relationship was. Build a bridge and get the fluk over it!

    Plus, nobody knew who this mufukka was til he married her. He should be happy people know him now and keep it moving.

  • Usual Suspect

    I think she just got a fresh color....

  • The Makeup Maven

    Gigi26 says:

    Did this bish get an edgeup ’round her ENTIRE hairline??
    ______________________________________________

    :rofl: I said the same damn thing!! It looks so weird
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Either that, or she got that Shawty Lo do! :no:

  • CD FENTY

    :bye: Lakes

  • The Makeup Maven

    Byeeee SIS :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    USA :rofl:

    So the whole damn country :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    CD FENTY says:

    Dear Kim

    GIVE THAT PUSSY A BREAK AND LET IT BREATH. YOU ALWAYS GOT A DYCK UP IN THAT THANG

    Signed
    USA

    :coffee:

    __________

    I

    HATE

    YOU!!!!!!!!!

    :wail:

  • Usual Suspect

    @CD - The WORLD

    Remember that TRICK IS INT'l

  • Bad Influence

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin.. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    @lady_cn you are very pretty.

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Poor unsuspecting Kanye...Once this ol Succubus azz huzzie ruins his career,,,Then what? Much of America already hates him,,,Now after being on every magazine week after week,,,The rest is gone be tired of his azz.smh...Oh well,,,That hairy Armo beaver comes with a price,,,Hope its worth it :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    you look a lil crazy though.....I could be wrong :lol:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    :rofl: @ Kim Burial in here

  • lady_cn

    Bad Influence says:

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
    _____________________________________

    Please don't put that image in head. I'm already sick enough.

  • CD FENTY

    @His

    Kanye prolly trying to figure out a way to ride her sitting up :rolleyes: Vain asses prolly both staring in the mirror putting on chapstick.

    #Teamnotbitterjustopinionated

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Usual Suspect says:

    CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite former fatty,,,,Cum gimme sum shuga :kiss: ummmhmmm girl,,,Your kisses taste like vanilla slimfast :biggrin:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    #gravicheck please

  • JustB

    If Kanye wants to stick his meat in kim's powdered donut, let him be. He will get tired of his peen being chafe sooner or later.

  • The Makeup Maven

    Bad Influence says:

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin.. :no:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ESSSSACTLY, We all know Kim's a bore *sigh* and AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME SOME YE, that nigga looks like it would be like watching paint dry! Nigga straight hittin' it from the back and yo azz watchin' tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin' the shyt outta your chin! :no:

  • Usual Suspect

    Bad Influence says:

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
    _____________________
    Why not its 2012, Lesbians have sex all the time.

  • CD FENTY

    @Hony

    U are gorg baby doll :kiss:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Somebody email @Man :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Hony

    cute pic chica! :thumbsup:

  • Usual Suspect

    :waves: at Bren :kiss:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    That is not me :rofl: That is my mom. Damn y'all think I look that old?

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    She will be having a baby by Feb-Mar. I guarentee yall. They will have a quickie marriage and she will be preggers. Mark my words. And T M Z if you are lurking Gypsy wants all the credit for Sahara Puzzy and Ole Jar Head's baby!

  • Gigi26

    Why not its 2012, Lesbians have sex all the time.
    ___________________________________

    :rofl:

    I bet cash money Kanye edged her up before she put her hair in a bun

  • Bibi

    @hony

    is that you?

  • YSoSrs

    Kanye's not fcking that trash bag. I refuse to believe that. :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!

    I was hoping thats exactly how he works. I would be on the net spending all that nicca money. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    *sips lemonade under all the shade ya'll have in here*

  • CD FENTY

    Depending on the angle Kris Hump is sexy to me and that voice is a plus :yes: At times he can look a lil monkeyish/deer in headlights but that's ok its something about him very appealing. I believe its his DONT TAKE NO CHIT ATTITUDE that really moistens me :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Bad Influence says:

    prostitution whoreeeeeee…

    :lol:
    ________________________________________________________________

    I love them NJ housewives :lol:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Bad Influence says:

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..

    I can :yes: Kanye elbow deep in that coochie,,,Like Felix's magic bag,,,He done fount all kinds of shyt in there,,,From old condoms to weed killer :biggrin: Unfortunately the only thing that cooter doesnt harbor is the career boost hes searching for :no:

  • Pootie Tang

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Bad Influence says:

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ESSSSACTLY, We all know Kim’s a bore *sigh* and AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME SOME YE, that nigga looks like it would be like watching paint dry! Nigga straight hittin’ it from the back and yo azz watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!
    ___________________________________

    I think Kanye is a straight up freak and would let loose on that a$$....Kim K. AINT ready
    #REALTALK

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    That was my mom around 4 yrs ago. she has a different color now. You haven't seen a pic of me before?

  • Usual Suspect

    Yso - You are probably right. Gay Men dont have sex with women.

    :duh:

    And :pray: for him, he ain't been right since he mama died. Even buys his CD/WHOLESALE from ITUNES...but that boy ain't right.

  • CD FENTY

    @Hony

    Ya moms look young as hell. GO MOMS :claps:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You know he picked out that dress. :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    They need to kidnap Ye and keep him locked up on the Westside of the Chi for a couple of days with some bean pies and preachings from them Israelites. Get his mind all the way right. Bet he'll leave that parched puss broad alone.

  • Anna

    lady_cn says:

    If Kris is this fukkin dumb, he deserves whatever he got. Of course it’s a publicity stunt, just like your relationship was. Build a bridge and get the fluk over it!

    Plus, nobody knew who this mufukka was til he married her. He should be happy people know him now and keep it moving.

    ~~~~~
    I agree, I sure didn't know who he was. I think he just wants her to fess up because of the divorce.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Oh fukk ... Hony and Ohoney are different people?? Can one of yall change the name to beehive or some chit, for us slow folks??

  • The Makeup Maven

    OutsidetheBox says:

    watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!

    I was hoping thats exactly how he works. I would be on the net spending all that nicca money. :rofl:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That fool would SOOOO HAV'TA PAY AS HE WEIGH! That's why Amber came up. HE SUCKED MONKEY BALLS and she comes from the world of exotic freak nasty shyt *le sigh* and she like "look, if we gon' do this, and I gotta le'chu climb on top of me once a month ala Mister off Color Purple, I'mma need some new gear, some trips, some paparazzi time...shyt I NEED!

  • YSoSrs

    @CALI

    Kanye is not gay. He's weird as fck but gay? :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Hony

    Well shyt you look a lot like your mom from the other pics I've seen of you! She doesn't even look old! :rofl:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Honystar- "A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn't crying last night" says:

    That is not me That is my mom. Damn y’all think I look that old?

    4real 4real thats Ma dukes?!?!!! I say damn,,,,I say damn again,,,,Well damn,,,My mamma look like rigamortis set in years ago,,,Chile must be nice :biggrin:

  • Usual Suspect

    They said this bish goes to SAKS and buys Christian Loubs, wears and returns them. With Kayne money she could keep them.

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    @CD

    My mom is 45 now.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    That's not Hony. :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Pootie Tang says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Bad Influence says:

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ESSSSACTLY, We all know Kim’s a bore *sigh* and AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME SOME YE, that nigga looks like it would be like watching paint dry! Nigga straight hittin’ it from the back and yo azz watchin’ tv with the remote in yo hand and the other hand palmin’ the shyt outta your chin!
    ___________________________________

    I think Kanye is a straight up freak and would let loose on that a$$….Kim K. AINT ready
    #REALTALK
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision.....Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in...BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG! :lol:

  • lisaROSE

    she never learns her lesson, shes a SUCIA and chris is a dummy !!!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Oh, i'm late. :shrug:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Why not its 2012, Lesbians have sex all the time

    ***giggles***

  • OutsidetheBox

    I love them NJ housewives

    I had a sit down and watched a bunch of episodes after yall talked about the show. They are a mess! I will be tuned in . :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    YSoSrs says:

    @CALI

    Kanye is not gay. He’s weird as fck but gay?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :cosign:

  • Usual Suspect

    @Yso - You say he ain't gay. But if you are Bisexual I consider that gay. No bigge though.

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    and she loves to hear she looks young. Tells people all the time we are sisters but we aren't, she is a getting up in age and need to give it up.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Kanye be having mirror sex like dude from American Psycho :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:

    4real 4real thats Ma dukes?!?!!! I say damn,,,,I say damn again,,,,Well damn,,,My mamma look like rigamortis set in years ago,,,Chile must be nice
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: I can't with you tuuuday! :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    I am inclined to believe Cailou she said Kanye is not gay that was part of the problem he LOOOVVVVVESSSS women but he is very controlling and I can see that. Said he would make her feel like chit on the daily. Asking her why is she wearing that or do the infamous "u gone wear that" making a bytch feel all self consciousness. I seek Kim and Kanye trying to become J Lo and Diddy part II :coffee:

  • Gigi26

    This pic gives me the "Pretty Woman" vibe

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Kanye be having mirror sex like dude from American Psycho
    ____________________
    Can totally see this !

  • Usual Suspect

    is very controlling and I can see that. Said he would make her feel like chit on the daily.

    My point exactly - Men that have issues with their sexuality and want to wear your clothes, lipstick and shoes. :shrug:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    I can’t with you tuuuday!

    ^^ Hey cutie :ashamed: :kiss: on those puffy lil cheeks :ashamed:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @CALI

    Kanye is not gay. He’s weird as fck but gay?
    ________________________________________

    Thank you

    :coffee:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco....Pointing to himself and shyt. :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Brenden - Awww, you behaving yourself today. You not being shy??? :hug:

  • Usual Suspect

    When he comes out. Don't come to me and said you tried to tell me. Not gonna listen to you.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    YSoSrs says:

    @CALI

    Kanye is not gay. He’s weird as fck but gay?

    _______
    *wonders if Kanye every stuck a Barbie up his ass*

    a la the post downstairs... :lol:

    I'm out y'all have a good one...

  • The Makeup Maven

    :whistle:
    I'm not dealing wit'chu tooooday.......

    *ala Whitney off of being Bobby Brown*

    Awww man, RIP Whit!

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    Kanye and Kim are scissoring partners. That is the most they can do for each other.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ CD...I never saw her say that but, it's kinda obvious from how much happier she looks now when we all know Wiz can't afford things that Ye can.

  • CD FENTY

    @Cali

    I truly believe her now when she said Kim was sending Kanye text pics of herself naked and Amber kept telling Kim to stop it and Kim would send them anyway. :coffee:

  • Gigi26

    Ye just has the Napoleon azzhole complex imo. His insecurities he channels onto others :yes: No one will feel like a winner if he doesn't feel like it, etc...A man like that is a straight bytch.

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    My point exactly – Men that have issues with their sexuality and want to wear your clothes, lipstick and shoes.

    ^^^Girl,,,Miss me with you over analytical Jr college degree-okaaaaay....I wears wemenz clothes and am very confident in minez honey-hello,,,They just dont make mens clothes that compliment my bawwwdy-hello again :coffee:

  • Usual Suspect

    @FeFe :rofl: Bye :waves:

  • CD FENTY

    :bye: Fe

  • CD FENTY

    @Brenden

    Chile there is no one like u :hahaha:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    :kiss: :bye: Kitty- drive home safely

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    <<<< not changing my dayum name JMO

  • Usual Suspect

    @CD - I beleive that too! But I question his sexuality. JMO IJS DSM

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Brenden – Awww, you behaving yourself today. You not being shy???

    ^^You only make me nervous when Im horny,,,I got sum this past weekend :ashamed: so Im good :biggrin: Shouts out to YallCrazy!!! Our meet n greet was verrrrry sweet,,,,Yes,,,,Girl,,,She can use her pelvic muscles to unscrew a bottle cap :blink: Chile,,,We had a gaaaaaay ol timmmmmmme WHILMA!!!! :pigsfly:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    @ Brennadan :rofl: Why must you?

  • OutsidetheBox

    That bish woulda been all over the web sending that chit to my man phone. :coffee: She think she had a sex tape. :coffee:

  • Bibi

    ^Girl,,,Miss me with you over analytical Jr college degree-okaaaaay

    CLassic!!!

    @hony ur mom is my new idol. If I ever saw ur pic I sure dont remember but I cant remember anything so...

  • OutsidetheBox

    <---aint did a damn thang today! _l_ <---for "the man" :yes:

  • Usual Suspect

    Yes,,,,Girl,,,She can use her pelvic muscles to unscrew a bottle cap

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    @ BIBI

    << ME

  • I Go There

    I still dont understand how Ye can be Gay though
    is it his clothes
    His Attitude
    what?

    Cause i dont see it...

    And speaking of... one of the me and one of my homies was talking about working out and he told me him doing the Hip Hop Abs CD...
    *Head Tilt

    So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
    that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July... I promptly gave that shait back.

  • OutsidetheBox

    She can use her pelvic muscles to unscrew a bottle cap

    Tutorial please? :ghost:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    @ Inside

    Me and you both.

  • Bad Influence

    :lol: @ Hoey

  • Usual Suspect

    So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
    that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July… I promptly gave that shait back.

    :ghost:

    :thinks: Him and Kayne are friends :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    WAIT…WHAT??? Russell stuck a Barbie up his azz??? :blink:

    DAMN….THATS WORSE THAN WHEN THE DUDE FROM JACKAZZ STUCK A MATCHBOX CAR UP HIS AZZ! :no:

  • CD FENTY

    @OTB

    Girl she said Kim was sending all type of sexy pics and when she would call Kim, she would neva answer the phone. Said she left messages on Kim phone saying "please stop", dont be that girl that comes in between a relationship. She said that is what drew her and Reggie Bush together for their little fling because of the chit that Kanye and Kim had been doing. :coffee:

  • Bad Influence

    iono how i feel about a man doing hip hop abs :rofl:

    'specially since Shaun T is a kid *snaps*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Hony that is a pretty picture :yes:
    @HIS whatchu laughin at?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Why he have to font hello again :rofl: i truly hate him :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Brenden! :hahaha:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    CD FENTY says:

    @Brenden
    Chile there is no one like u

    ^^^Well,,,Ive been told I look like Derek J from RHOA,,,But truth be told,,,That bish cant see me-okaaaay,,,We may have the same height, weight n shape,,,But I bet he cant do this ***Queefs the theme song to The Sound Of Music*** HELLO! :biggrin: Now thats what I calls talent :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I promptly gave that shait back.

    :dead:

  • Ms.Fashion

    @TATTED

    This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!

    ___________

    Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!! :rofl:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    :rofl: @ Brennadan

  • KyCakes

    Bad Influence says:

    i cannot imagine those 2 fuggin..
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    MTO had a screenshot of back door luvin' that they SWORE was Kim and 'Ye.

    I couldn't say one way or the other....

  • YSoSrs

    @YGO

    As far as I'm concerned, while I make jokes about certain folks, everyone is straight until proven otherwise. Can't know for sure about anyone you ain't fcking personally. :shrugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    People still scissoring?? :blink:

  • Usual Suspect

    Gay/Bisexual Fashion Designers

    Tom Ford - Gucci
    Valentino - Valention
    Marc Jacbobs - MJ
    Verace - Verarce
    Diddy - Sean Jean (bi=sexual)

    Ralph Lauren - May be the only man in Fashion that IS not gay

  • Bibi

    @hony

    Nice!! :thumbsup:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ms.Fashion says:

    @TATTED

    This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!

    ___________

    Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!! :rofl:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ESSSSACTLY, I LOVE THAT DAYUM MOVIE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! I know SOMEONE would get it...but I didn't know it be you! :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    Ion think its gone work because there is already a male who is a well dressed asshole in the Kartrashian family and his name is Scott Disick :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Look at @ Ebestie over here poppin' folk T! :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :dead: :dead:

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    tell us something we don't know Kris.....

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO

    As far as I’m concerned, while I make jokes about certain folks, everyone is straight until proven otherwise. Can’t know for sure about anyone you ain’t fcking personally
    _________________________________________
    Thank you

    because some of these heffas had me checking my waredrobe
    one day.

  • Usual Suspect

    Really don't care what Ye is, he just need to loose Kim K. She's using him.

  • Mamacita

    CD FENTY says:

    Ion think its gone work because there is already a male who is a well dressed asshole in the Kartrashian family and his name is Scott Disick

    :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    Ralph Lauren – May be the only man in Fashion that IS not gay

    ______________________________________________

    I bought his book its very interesting...

    Im a huge Ralph Lauren fan.

  • The Makeup Maven

    Really, folk still scissoring?? :shocked:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD)

    :warning: KIMYE Overload :warning:

    Hey Yall :waves:

  • YSoSrs

    @YGO

    Well...you and your Dewayne Wayne glasses and pocket protectors and bow ties...Should have your wardrobe checked. Daily. :lol:

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    ^^^Girl,,,Miss me with you over analytical Jr college degree-okaaaaay….I wears wemenz clothes and am very confident in minez honey-hello,,,They just dont make mens clothes that compliment my bawwwdy-hello again

    :dead:

  • I Go There

    Scott stays fly though

  • Usual Suspect

    You bought his book :sideeye:

    Okay - I'll let this one Pass.

    Yes, that is a great Coffee :coffee: table book.

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    Thanks @ Bibi

    @ Tattiboo

    I scissor my pillow all the time. Its not hot in the lesbian community anymore? I am so outta loop.

  • Gigi26

    working out and he told me him doing the Hip Hop Abs CD…
    *Head Tilt

    So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
    that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July… I promptly gave that shait back.
    _______________________________

    The title itself sounds suspect :rofl: :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    @Tatted

    I sure in the hell hope not :rofl: :rofl:

  • Ms.Fashion

    Bad Influence says:

    she looks like jigsaw’s glamour shot..

    ________________

    :dead:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    @ Brennadan

    ^^Yes shuga,,,You says my name with that lissspy effect,,,I likes,,,I can tell you famaleee MEOWWWWW :biggrin:

  • Usual Suspect

    :waves: at Htown

  • CD FENTY

    True :coffee:

  • Usual Suspect

    Its not hot in the lesbian community anymore? I am so outta loop.
    :wtf: :dead:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Usual Suspect says:

    Really don’t care what Ye is, he just need to loose Kim K. She’s using him.

    ^^^Chile,,,The bish is already LOOSE,,,Owwwww :biggrin: *and Ye prolly is too* :whistle:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO

    Well…you and your Dewayne Wayne glasses and pocket protectors and bow ties…Should have your wardrobe checked. Daily.
    ____________________________________________________

    Yeah the early 90s was a very rough time... :lol:
    And them colorful Rayon shirts... LAWD

    Tried to talk my mom into getting me one shirt that said LOVE across it... it was 100% silk.. that shir was 98.95... I still know the price cause my moms cussed me out bringing that shirt to her in the store.

  • Ms.Fashion

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    @TATTED

    This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!

    ___________

    Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ESSSSACTLY, I LOVE THAT DAYUM MOVIE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY! I know SOMEONE would get it…but I didn’t know it be you!

    ____________

    That was one of my all time favs back then. Watched it over and over again!!! That was Denise Husband Martin in that thang chasing Halle down!!! :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    @Dimpz

    :yes: That's him

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey H-Town :hi:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Gawd i was so upset my son had a pocket protector and skinny jeans on. :lol: I just started thinking this must be what Donda West faced with 'Ye! :lol:

  • I Go There

    Gigi26 says:

    working out and he told me him doing the Hip Hop Abs CD…
    *Head Tilt

    So I ask to see it and I put that shait on and from the moment GO
    that Dude on there was hotter than a firecraker on fourth of July… I promptly gave that shait back.
    _______________________________

    The title itself sounds suspect
    _________________________________

    Well he was telling me it was the dude from those Insanity work out videos.... I heard more HEYSS and Neckrolls than I wanted to ever see and hear in my life.

  • CD FENTY

    I can picture Ru Paul telling Kanye and Scott to lip sync for their life and DONT FUKK IT UP :rofl: :rofl:

    #justjokes

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ CD - Oh okay. I started to get scared a lil' like I thought we were progressing! :lol:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    Ron :blow-horn: Hi babycakes

    I wonder if someone got my call or heard that I called them?

  • YSoSrs

    @YGO

    Tryna get your Gordon Gartrelle on with that shirt huh? Did one of your sisters make you one that had to be tucked into your socks? :hahaha:

  • CD FENTY

    My oldest son hates skinny jeans with a passion but will wear the fukk outta some basketball shorts and and knee socks. OVER IT :rolleyes:

  • Usual Suspect

    :heart: Love Ru Paul - Are you watching the new season? I need to catch up

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    I thought scissoring went out of style when dildos came in...or at least when one could afford a dildo cause those b*tches are not cheap!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ms.Fashion says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    @TATTED

    This could be, but I think his freak shyt is ala having other ppl involved in the bedroom with him. He look like he straight military precision…..Left, left, left right left. In, out, in out in…BUT I COULD BE SOOO WRONG!

    ___________

    Strictly Business!!!! Tommy Davidson said that!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ESSSSACTLY, I LOVE THAT DAYUM MOVIE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY! I know SOMEONE would get it…but I didn’t know it be you!

    ____________

    That was one of my all time favs back then. Watched it over and over again!!! That was Denise Husband Martin in that thang chasing Halle down!!! :rofl:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    With his 'ol stiff azz. That was when Halle was still refreshing too me. Anna Marie (or the skinty lady that us'ta be on In the Heat of the Night) had me crackin' up in that movie! And come here *whispers in you ear* imma tell you another secret...I us'ta LOVE Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money....ya know, the movie! Shhhhhhhh *places index finga to lips*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD)

    :hug: Usual and Tatted

    @hony
    Check your vmail and you'll know :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
    ---------------------------------------------------------
    Christian Bale, mami :lol:

    The dude that's currently portraying Batman

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @YGO

    Tryna get your Gordon Gartrelle on with that shirt huh? Did one of your sisters make you one that had to be tucked into your socks?
    -----------------------------------------

    Hell Naw.. they just laughed at me for even THINKING my mom would buy that shait.

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    ROFL

    scissoring was hot to my knowledge.

  • The Makeup Maven

    Banana says:

    I thought scissoring went out of style when dildos came in…or at least when one could afford a dildo cause those b*tches are not cheap!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    @Tatted

    :whistle:
    "The best things in life are free"

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Look at yall heffas talm bout yalls kids n shyt,,,I feels so out of the loop :wail: Ive tried and Ive tried to produce chilrens to no avail :shrugs: Either Im sterile,,,Or,,,Im puttin it in the wrong hole :think: MeeeeOwwww :biggrin:

  • CD FENTY

    @Hony

    Come upstairs I think I found our ticket to having a lil fun away from the kiddies :lol:

    :kona:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Kycakes

    :whistle:
    Now that I discovered wha'chu mean to me

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
    ———————————————————
    Christian Bale, mami

    The dude that’s currently portraying Batman
    _______________________________

    Yep ole
    Hard voice himself.... Everytime he talks as batman I just wanna hand that muthafker a Halls.

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    I get no hug? :cry: in Ego neck.

  • Usual Suspect

    Nite Ladies and Gents - :Peace:

    Going for my 2nd run this week.....

    Been reading up on Shad Irlenad.

  • OutsidetheBox

    basketball shorts and and knee socks

    My nephews uniform. :lol: And his legs skinty ass chit. :lol:

  • KyCakes

    Ooh chit, Dimpz. You were naming his character in American Psycho....

    I sawwy :ashamed:

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    I remember when I was younger one of my cousin's cousin used to try and :hump: using hotdogs .... from then I knew that child had issues :tea:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ KY...I referred to him as Patrick Bateman because Scott looks like his anally perfect character in American Psycho. :hug:

    I know all about Christian Bale, I love him! His ass was cray in Shaft. :yes:

  • CD FENTY

    @OTB

    IF he wants to get real fancy he puts on a colored t-shirt instead of the standard white :rolleyes:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Ky... :yes:

  • KyCakes

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
    ———————————————————
    Christian Bale, mami

    The dude that’s currently portraying Batman
    _______________________________

    Yep ole
    Hard voice himself…. Everytime he talks as batman I just wanna hand that muthafker a Halls.
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    :rofl:

    Clear your throat, dammit :cuss:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    Hotdogs? ROFL I have heard about lollipops :whistle:

  • Ms.Fashion

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Is Scott the boyfriend that looks like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman?
    ———————————————————
    Christian Bale, mami

    The dude that’s currently portraying Batman
    _______________________________

    Yep ole
    Hard voice himself…. Everytime he talks as batman I just wanna hand that muthafker a Halls.

    ________________

    :rofl: I said the same thing about that fool!!! Like yt boy gets some thera flu and come and do your takes tomorrow!!! Sounding like he doing his scenes in the shower!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :lol:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    @ CD Case

    Where is upstairs?

  • KyCakes

    @Dimpz word around the campfire was, Hollyweird wanted to do a remake of American Psycho and use Scott Disick's azz

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Banana - :wtf: :blink:

    DAMN IT...NO CHILI DOGS FOR ME! :no:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Usual Suspect says:

    Nite Ladies and Gents – eace:
    Going for my 2nd run this week…..
    Been reading up on Shad Irlenad.

    ^^^Bye :kiss: Look atchu gettin yo Susan Powter on!!! Member her? Stop The Insanity!!! Ol annoying azz bald head heffa,,,Imma go running with you one day,,,I gotta find the right sports bra first :-)

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    Never had a chili dog :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hony :blink: REALLY???

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    I used to look at her like bish you cray!

  • CD FENTY

    HOTDOGS. :wtf: She was horny as fukk huh. Yikes what if that meat got stuck up in her :no:

    I told yall my cuz said she tried anal a couple of months ago and that booty almost sucked that thang right in. That spincter muscle is a bytch :rofl:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    yup...I have had Soy hotdogs like 1 or 2 times but not with chili.

  • CD FENTY

    I thought they called chili dogs when u and yo guy doing anal and u chit on him. That's not what a chili dog is anymore. Oh well :coffee:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    :rofl: @ CD

    The first time and it was easy?

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Banana says:

    I remember when I was younger one of my cousin’s cousin used to try and using hotdogs …. from then I knew that child had issues

    ***giggles*** Yo cousin is my type of peoples :wink: Of course I wasnt using hot dogs :no: I needed sumthin a bit mo sturdy,,,like cucumbers :whistle: Chile,,,I learnt the hard way that bananas are great for practicing oral,,,but not anal! Thats a story for another day,,,Oh the memories :love:

  • KyCakes

    @CD Damn you :rofl:

    Will NEVA be able to eat anotha chili dog....

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    :sick: @ CD

    Never heard of that.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :blink: @ CD. :no:

  • anw_rootbeer

    I wonder if Kim put baby powders under her boobs so they wouldnt sweat because they look a little low in this pic

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    Brendan and CD :dead:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    I heard something about scissoring...
    :coffee:

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    @ Brennadan

    I will give u that cucumbers are best for that. I have seen this "chick" suck a banana ripe before they way she was sucking it so long till it turned but was still firm. :no: not I- I don't have those sucking powers.

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    CD FENTY says:

    I thought they called chili dogs when u and yo guy doing anal and u chit on him. That’s not what a chili dog is anymore. Oh well

    *heheheheheee* No thats not what a chili dog is anymore,,,However a chocolate surprise is when you are having anal sex with a woman, pull out, then go directly to her mouth,,,Its called azz to mouth in porn,,,Its actually quite nice,,,Many of us know that chyt aint nasty,,,Dont be ashamed to admit it,,,Much like chittlins the smell is offputting but the taste is rather bland and enjoyable :love:

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  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    :rofl: @ Brennadan

    What are chittlins by the way? I have heard people mention it but I don't know what it is.

  • Honystar- “A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night”

    @ Brennadan

    So you like to taste booty juice or have her taste it?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Banana - I'm just outdone...but speaking of foods and sesss

    My homegirl us'ta work in a hospital. Well, this yt girl comes to the emergency room tom'bout her stomach is hurting real bad. The doctor comes in and begins the procedure to do a pap to see what's going on...why when he begins to open her up, he throws up and runs out the room. The nurse, who was here looks to see what happened and did the same thing. Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn't get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I'm not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT! :no:

  • KyCakes

    Brendan you are officially the nastiest muhfukka on this blog :vomit:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Chittlins/chitterlings are cooked pig intestines...They are sold with pig booboo in the intestines and need to be cleaned thoroughly before being cooked,,,They smell awful while being cleaned,,,Like a gay brothel,,,Chile,,,But the end result,,,Also like a gay brothel...Is heaven in your mouth :love:

  • KyCakes

    And Tatted you go to the :kona:

  • CD FENTY

    Maggot pussy

    :vomit: :hurt:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    KyCakes says:

    Brendan you are officially the nastiest muhfukka on this blog

    ^I :love: you too shuga :kiss: Ummmmm Your kisses taste like crispy chicken wrapped in a flour tortilla :biggrin:

  • KyCakes

    Not Peanut Butter IN the cooch....

    Now...if he wanna make a peanut butter and click sandwich, well...Who am I to say :nono:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Brenden - Ewwwwwwww :no:

  • KyCakes

    Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:

    KyCakes says:

    Brendan you are officially the nastiest muhfukka on this blog

    ^I you too shuga Ummmmm Your kisses taste like crispy chicken wrapped in a flour tortilla
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    Don't forget the three different kinds of cheese....

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Kycakes & CD - I'm just the messenger! :coffee:

    :lol:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Banana – I’m just outdone…but speaking of foods and sesss
    My homegirl us’ta work in a hospital. Well, this yt girl comes to the emergency room tom’bout her stomach is hurting real bad. The doctor comes in and begins the procedure to do a pap to see what’s going on…why when he begins to open her up, he throws up and runs out the room. The nurse, who was here looks to see what happened and did the same thing. Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn’t get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I’m not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT!

    ^^^ ***Clutches Pearls*** Chillle,,,I thought them finding a 6ft long tape worm during my weekly enema was bad :blink: Ewwwww.

  • KyCakes

    CD your gravi :lol:

    Drake look so purdy :yes:

  • KyCakes

    @Tatted and got the sheer NERVE to look innocent on your gravi :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :vomit: And I never throw up. :(

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    Maggots in the .... :tape: :hahaha:

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    listen! If Brendan is grossed out then you know....

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Honystar- "A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn't crying last night" says:

    @ Brennadan
    So you like to taste booty juice or have her taste it?

    ^^^Both,,,Booty juice is natures nectar :love: Great for Healthy Hair, Skin, and Nails :biggrin:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Banana says:

    listen! If Brendan is grossed out then you know….

    ^^Okaaaaaaaaaay,,,Chile,,,I done been there done that and seent it all,,,But maggots in the inners,,,Ewwwww,,,Thats why I dont do fish-HELLO :biggrin:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Banana I really like your gravi. Strange clouds. :)

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    I ain't never heard that booty juice was good for healthy hair, skin and nails.... maybe you try and market that. I don't know who the hell gonna buy it though...

  • OutsidetheBox

    Say hello again :rofl:

  • CD FENTY

    @Ky
    <---Aint he the cutest thang :love:

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    "I don't do fish" :dead:

    Thank you OTB....sometimes I find him so sexy, in a dirty way.

  • KyCakes

    @CD looking all glam and whatnot.... :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Ky - BUT I AM INNOCENT! This story was TOLD to me. :coffee:

  • http://roughroots.blogspot.com Banana

    LMAO @CD gravi .... Drake is too fierce!

  • OutsidetheBox

    sometimes I find him so sexy, in a dirty way

    Agreed. :ashamed:

    I like what he said bout Kanye still talking bout Amber: "she bad. if she left me, id still be talking about her too." :lol:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn’t get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I’m not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT!

    ^^Girl,,,I just called my auntie who is a doctor to see if this was possible,,,She basically said that anything is possible but more than likely the maggots would be there because of her rotted coochie,,,Not for some dayumn peanutbutter,,,Thats prolly why he used peannutbutter in the first place was cuzz he couldnt stomach the taste of her Zombie puss.Ewwwwwwwwwwww Tattd,,,You so nasty for tellin this story.....Ewwwww :kiss:

  • KyCakes

    That is a classic line, OTB. I don't like Wiz at all but he made my 'cool' list for that one....

  • The Makeup Maven

    Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:

    Turns out this bish was starting to get maggots because her and her dude decides to using peanut butter in her cooch when he ate her out. I guess he didn’t get it all and when he was begin to fck, it would push the peanut butter up there an begin to rot! I’m not sure if she really had maggots (or if my friend told me this for affect) but DAYUM IT!

    ^^Girl,,,I just called my auntie who is a doctor to see if this was possible,,,She basically said that anything is possible but more than likely the maggots would be there because of her rotted coochie,,,Not for some dayumn peanutbutter,,,Thats prolly why he used peannutbutter in the first place was cuzz he couldnt stomach the taste of her Zombie puss.Ewwwwwwwwwwww Tattd,,,You so nasty for tellin this story…..Ewwwww :kiss:
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    Oh, that got'chu hawt, Bren??? :lol:

  • CD FENTY

    :dead: @Brenden gravi

    Nite nite yall :bye:

  • KyCakes

    :bye: CD

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Immma bad bish-Hello,,,Cant none of yall see me-HELLO again @OTB :biggrin: The haters stare and glare but they cant compare,,,38D on top 56 inch waist,,,Last night that was the smell of my booty on yo mans face-Hello & Goodbye :pigsfly:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :ghost:

  • yallcrazy

    :kiss: Cow Boy :lol:

  • YSoSrs

    Da. Fck. :stop:

  • Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?!

    Swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh :pigsfly: *kisses my cubbylumpkins* *rolls eyes at that other chick*
    PupppppppppppppppppppppppY Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrr :pigsfly:

  • Daisy

    Kim looks GORG as usual and her dress is cute!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Hax--TheBoyCanMack says:
    At least Kanye knows he’s being played and is, like Kim, such an egomaniac that he’s along for the ride.
    _________________

    I hope he knows he's being played. It would be sad if he didn't.