Michelle Obama Responds to Beyonce’s Letter
We all know that Beyonce didn’t handwrite that open letter to First Lady Michelle Obama. But Mrs. Obama responded anyway.
In a brief Twitter.com message which didn’t use up her allotted 140 characters, Mrs. Obama tweeted:
In the handwritten letter posted on her personal website, Beyonce, 30, praised Mrs. Obama, calling her “the ULTIMATE example of a truly strong African American woman.”
Read Beyonce’s open letter to Michelle after the break.
Source: RWS
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*grabs a snuggie and climbs in my SR recliner*
“which didn’t use up her allotted 140 characters….”
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Beyonce my bish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But anyway they were giving her pure de hell this morning on Rickey Smiley moaning show, talking about she can’t spell and she didn’t captilazie the first letter and all that chit who cares
Michelle cool
Rickey Smiley moaning show
And dont they have to hit that bell several times every morning cause they dont know definitions, pronounciation, simple mathematics..
I actually think Bey IS a role model
That pic of Bey is giving me life!!!!
Not these two…
That was nice of Mrs. Obama to say.
So the FLOTUS saw that mess?
This morning Ebony from Rickey Smiley said that the letter looked like Fantasia wrote it
i mean i skimmed it but i didn’t see any misspelled words. shoot she writing a letter to her homegirl mo. i don’t take the same care with letters to friends as i do to an essay or work paper
anywho, its friday and y’all ain’t got shyt to do sooooo
Will I get a response if I write the first lady?? Then we wonder why celebrities feel so superior.
Sandra better chill before Michelle send her ass another email
What is that word at the end of the message…upto….ohhhh she means up to and the gigantic period
Stay in school kids!
The most forced words I ever read….
In a brief Twitter.com message which didn’t use up her allotted 140 characters
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I guess Michelle Obama she did not address Blue Ivy…because calling her by her real name Illumineequah woulda took up dayum near 20 characters by iteself.
Overall I do like Beyonce’. I don’t know if the letter she wrote was sincere or just an attention getter, but Mrs. Obama deserved it
@OTB
Every time Gary with the Tea speaks Ebony is hitting that bell at LEAST 3 times!
her homegirl mo
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i saw that signature. -mo
I’m with man….Excuse Me, Cuse Me Miss Sandra Another post please.
Afternoon Glory….A man with a Salacious Skin an Body….I know you got some you been holding on too.
Iheart says:
This morning Ebony from Rickey Smiley said that the letter looked like Fantasia wrote it
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Got her
Will I get a response if I write the first lady??
Send a birth announcement, invitation, etc.
You will get something back.
pm
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OutsidetheBox says:
Rickey Smiley moaning show
And dont they have to hit that bell several times every morning cause they dont know definitions, pronounciation, simple mathematics..
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I love Rickey Smiley moaning show
Well This is gonna be fun
Syrup! YUCK
SHUT UP LADIES no one cares!#PUBLICITY
What is that word at the end of the message…upto….ohhhh she means up to and the gigantic period Stay in school kids!
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My black azz ain’t get that far. I was DONE after “is”…the VERY first fuggin WORD wasn’t capitalized.
Who starts a letter with the word IS anyway and its NOT a question???
The most forced words I ever read….
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#BINGO!
JMO says:
I actually think Bey IS a role model
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The way she pop that puccee, I am sure she is a role model to all the current and upcoming skrippers <——- U know this how she say it!!!!
TODAY IS A VERY SLOW DAY
I Go There says:
Well This is gonna be fun
<—————— Garlic Parmesan Wings
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Oh goodness!!! Panty friction in full effect!!!! Dammm You!!!
This morning Ebony from Rickey Smiley said that the letter looked like Fantasia wrote it
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I would agree…HOWEVER it has the word microscope in the letter…and who gonna spell that for Fantasia if Aunt Bunny is not there?
LOL.. seems like somebody made Mrs. Obama respond just to be nice
Bey wrote a letter 2 Mrs Obama, she appreciates the gesture, what else really needs 2 b said,,, ijs
this letter reminds me of a 3rd grade essay on the topic: “WHY DO YOU LIKE THE FIRST LADY” ? and it def seems like bey handwrote it herself as demonstrated by the “!!!!” i mean,
????????????????
Dayum who the fuk still wants or believe in ROLE MODELS????? For real ROLE MODEL your ownself by having the right faith and belief in the LORD!
@KDub
That’s what I’m saying too…the letter reads like some reading composition shyt you wrote in like the 4th grade, it sounds VERY elementary…but Bey wrote it (#noshade) so folks should just shrug it off and move on…maybe the letter was intended as a teaching tool in grade schools across the U.S.???? No….?
Like others said I’m a bit more annoyed at the fact that she addressed the FLOTUS by her first name…
OutsidetheBox says:
Will I get a response if I write the first lady??
Most likely. The White House routinely “writes back” . Give it a try.
Send a birth announcement, invitation, etc. You will get something back.
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Had to write the white house in school once. Got that pre-typed generic letter and was pissed as hell
I want a personal handwritten note that shows they care.
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Ms.Fashion says:
JMO says:
I actually think Bey IS a role model
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The way she pop that puccee, I am sure she is a role model to all the current and upcoming skrippers <——- U know this how she say it!!!!
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Girl Beyonce can pop that pussy like no other!!!!!!! that's why I f&ucks with her
Iheart says:
This morning Ebony from Rickey Smiley said that the letter looked like Fantasia wrote it
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OK @Ga. I was pointing out that…they couldnt talk.
I like the show too. Listen almost every morn.
Ms.Fashion says:
JMO says:
I actually think Bey IS a role model
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The way she pop that puccee, I am sure she is a role model to all the current and upcoming skrippers <——- U know this how she say it!!!!
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She's a businesswoman that has helped build herself an empire, she dated Jay, got married, had a baby and now she's getting back to work. I think it would be great for women to aspire to be like her.
Bey’s a Roll Model!
i really don’t see what the big deal is. what were u expecting? footnotes, a bibliography, and SAT words? its a personal letter.
anyway, i’m ready to go. its too pretty outside to be at work
Matthew Knowles had perfect image game on lock! *snaps fingas*
Choco aka Hippie says:
Dayum who the fuk still wants or believe in ROLE MODELS????? For real ROLE MODEL your ownself by having the right faith and belief in the LORD!
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Girl you need a role model … ASAP
I want a personal handwritten note that shows they care.
Different white house?
Ummm , they send folks gas cards and everything..
I THINK IF PEOPLE TOOK THIS FOR WHAT IT IS AND NOT WHAT IT IS SAYING IT IS, THEY WOULD BETTER UNDERSTAND……MICHELLE OBAMA
BEY-INSPIRED – BEYONCÉ ON OUR FIRST LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA, IT IS A LETTER BASICALLY STATING HER FEELING ON AND ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA…….SNATCHED FROM BEYONCE. COM, NOT THAT SHE SENT IT TO HER.
oooh the dude that pours on a whole bottle of cologne walked by *passes out*
anyone have one of these at work? less is more
uh oh….
Dayum who the fuk still wants or believe in ROLE MODELS????? For real ROLE MODEL your ownself by having the right faith and belief in the LORD!
Maybe kid last post? IDK. No shade Choc but come on!
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OutsidetheBox says:
OK @Ga. I was pointing out that…they couldnt talk. I like the show too. Listen almost every morn.
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That’s what’s up….
@Jmo
We can almost say the same for Jenna Jamison however I wouldn’t aspire to be her either
And I like Bey for the record.
Y’all know damn well Fantasia can’t spell microscope.
trust me…
and you would not ever have too if you sign the contract you are it
anyone have one of these at work?
Candi, sometimes I wish for the smell of heavy laden cologne compared to..
GAGIRL87 says:
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Ms.Fashion says:
JMO says:
I actually think Bey IS a role model
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The way she pop that puccee, I am sure she is a role model to all the current and upcoming skrippers <——- U know this how she say it!!!!
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Girl Beyonce can pop that pussy like no other!!!!!!! that's why I f&ucks with her
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I know thats right!!!
People are quick to scrutinize Bey's life even though we all have skeletons of our own… hell, we've probably done worse chit
Its just that Bey's business is out in the public.
I like the fact that she doesn't address all the nonsense. She gets points in my book for that
@FE FE
“Like others said I’m a bit more annoyed at the fact that she addressed the FLOTUS by her first name…
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But they do know each though dont’ they?
but if not you right, she should have said Mrs. Obama.
Ms.Fashion says:
I Go There says:
Well This is gonna be fun
<—————— Garlic Parmesan Wings
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Oh goodness!!! Panty friction in full effect!!!! Dammm You!!!
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Go to the Kevin hart post and read #192 if you want some real panty friction #helpful
@Otb
Gas cards? Filling up the explorer sucks.
I like the fact that she doesn’t address all the nonsense.
One of my fav things about her.
maybe she asked her to call her michelle
in my dream the president was tryna holla and he told me to call him barack
Bibi says:
@Jmo
We can almost say the same for Jenna Jamison however I wouldn’t aspire to be her either
And I like Bey for the record.
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True
To the
I go cause its finna get ugly in her 
@CANDI
“in my dream the president was tryna holla and he told me to call him barack ”
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candibfly says:
maybe she asked her to call her michelle
in my dream the president was tryna holla and he told me to call him barack
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@Man
Yes they know each other, and like Muncho has informed everyone, this was posted on Bey’s website…so I digress, she was giving a shout out to her girl…
#reallydontcarenomore
maybe the letter was intended as a teaching tool in grade schools across the U.S.???? No….? Like others said I’m a bit more annoyed at the fact that she addressed the FLOTUS by her first name…
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Oh I BEEN annoyed by that. Not just her. The media too. And it annoys me when the media writes “president Obama”…
*slaps de purity FUGG outta a reporter with an AP Stylebook*
@candi
I would STILL call him “Mr. President” as he pounds me out…
@ JMO the truth needs no explanation I wouldn’t address it either. I like Beyonce I bump ALL her chit!!!!! #staightlikedat
@Jmo, That shti had a bish REAL hot and bothered you hear me??
GAGIRL87 says:
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Ms.Fashion says:
JMO says:
I actually think Bey IS a role model
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The way she pop that puccee, I am sure she is a role model to all the current and upcoming skrippers <——- U know this how she say it!!!!
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Girl Beyonce can pop that pussy like no other!!!!!!! that's why I f&ucks with her
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Hey chica!!! Then you need to come to NOLA. You would be amazed!!! She generic compared to these females here.
Iheart says:
Ms.Fashion says:
I Go There says:
Well This is gonna be fun
<—————— Garlic Parmesan Wings
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Oh goodness!!! Panty friction in full effect!!!! Dammm You!!!
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Go to the Kevin hart post and read #192 if you want some real panty friction #helpful
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Hey those are the ABCs of me.
Iheart says:
Ms.Fashion says:
I Go There says:
Well This is gonna be fun
<—————— Garlic Parmesan Wings
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Oh goodness!!! Panty friction in full effect!!!! Dammm You!!!
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Go to the Kevin hart post and read #192 if you want some real panty friction #helpful
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Should I???
Nope. I cotton on a thong not grandma underwear. Thongs don't absorb no juices!!!
GAGIRL87 says:
@ JMO the truth needs no explanation I wouldn’t address it either. I like Beyonce I bump ALL her chit!!!!! #staightlikedat
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I like her too. Even if it isnt the truth, fkk it, let ‘em keep talking
I dont think it would look the same coming from the NOLA girls. No offense.
Present company notwithstanding.
opps.. got a
I was thinking cotton and wrote it instead of got a…
@MsFashion, It’s worth the wetness
<— needs some snacks!!
Maybe kid last post? IDK. No shade Choc but come on!
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I wouldn’t think you would give me shade you give me candid remarks so no disclaimer ever needed going forward K!
But seriously OTB if I looked for a role model and didn’t have one so my life is nothing- GOD is the ONLY ROLE MODEL anyone needs HUMANS are Beings that are made to err! So when your ROLE MODEL makes a mistake what happens to you??????????
@ Ms Fashion me and friends are planning a trip for NO like as we speak!!!!!! I love New Orleans people accents
OutsidetheBox says:
I dont think it would look the same coming from the NOLA girls. No offense. Present company notwithstanding.
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You would be surprised. A lot of beautiful women here can work that just as good.
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Ms Fashion me and friends are planning a trip for NO like as we speak!!!!!! I love New Orleans people accents
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Good!!! Please don’t think we all talk like Toya!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
at Sandra putting this under “Publicity Stunt.”
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JMO!!!!!!!!!
GO TO BED!!! DAmmit, I won’t tell you again!!
I’m still trying to figure out why the main people who claim they don’t care about her are ALWAYS the most pressed about anything she does.
And the woman is a millionaire so she really ain’t THAT dumb but I digress…
@Sassy, She trippinig today ain’t she
JMO says:
<— needs some snacks!!
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Pick me up some too…
32 or 33
Thanks
@MS. FASHION
Don’t be talkin bout
TOYA 
Feline Feminine says:
@candi
I would STILL call him “Mr. President” as he pounds me out…
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I wouldn’t mind that stimulus package….
What if you dont believe in God? What if whoever raised you didnt teach you about God?
I think youre making it too cut and dry..a person could be a role model without you accepting? or following? everything specific thing they have done in their life..My mom is one of my role models but there are certain things I absolutely do different from her.
OutsidetheBox says: Send a birth announcement, invitation, etc. You will get something back.
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i received a birth acknowledgement for my little one and i was surprised that it actually had their original signatures on it. i was impressed!
Sooooooooo Um,,,Somebody is having some sort of 4play in the Kevin Hart Post??? I dropped by to see what all the hoopla was about and stumbled across that,,,IDK whats going on,,,But whoever that is,,,May very well be my SR soulmate
HYSTERICAL 
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Ms.Fashion says:
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Ms Fashion me and friends are planning a trip for NO like as we speak!!!!!! I love New Orleans people accents
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Good!!! Please don’t think we all talk like Toya!!!!
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I luzzzz Wanz Izz just not in luzzz wit Wanz
Okay tell me where not to go???? I know 4th ward is one right???
Speaking of NO…. I f*ucks with Chyna Whyte so f*ucking hard where she at????
@JMO so last week I’m working out on the bike and nutt/butt jumps into my head and I start to laugh hysterically…I know those other people in the gym thought I’d lost my gotdamn mind…I hate you
GET OUT KY!!!! JUST GET OUT RIGHT NAH!!
@Iheart
Showing the fukk out!!!! She over there trying to do battle with the tigers and sh*t!
@Choco
I disagree, one of my role models growing up was Lena Horne. I thought she was the epitome of grace and class after seeing her get interviewed by Oprah. She reminded me so much of my grandma. I had many role models besides my mom and grandma- still do. I’m trying to be like Vanessa Bryant EVERY day.
You would be surprised. A lot of beautiful women here can work that just as good.
I def. agree that their are beautiful ppl there. Ive spent a lot of time in NO. Im not talking the women in St. Tammany Parish or something.
Im talking about the prevalent “style” chicks…the ones who in there when you getting your po’boys and beignets and chit.
Looking like these gravis yall like to mock.
What if you dont believe in God? What if whoever raised you didnt teach you about God?
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Then perhaps you were not chosen by GOD!
My mom is a role model sorta speak but I do things my way as well IM NOT PERFECT nor do I strive to be I just know that I didn’t allow my hurt and pain filter out and affect others yeah I can be brazen but I don’t take chit out on my kids or society becuz I think they owe me something!
@Naija
I have thought about “nutt/butt” on many occasions myself! just BUSTED out laughing!
@Choco
I disagree, one of my role models growing up was Lena Horne. I thought she was the epitome of grace and class after seeing her get interviewed by Oprah. She reminded me so much of my grandma. I had many role models besides my mom and grandma- still do. I’m trying to be like Vanessa Bryant EVERY day.
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Who would you be then if you didn’t have them as so called ROLE MODELS???? NOthing, no one, empty, confused??? Tell me!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. FASHION
Don’t be talkin bout TOYA
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I don’t have nothing against Toya at all!!!
But the way she talks is uhhhh noticeable..
@KY
“I wouldn’t mind that stimulus package…. ”
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I think Michelle would actually fight you. Remember how she cut her eyes at Obama when he was enjoying Beyonce’s “birthday song” (or whatever) that time?
I ain’t mad, that bish ain’t had to work a day in her life and started that shyt out as a TEENAGER!
Uh oh.
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YSoSrs says:
Uh oh.
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Then perhaps you were not chosen by GOD!
Some kids are just born with it. Born with that desire, that spark…but maybe they were born into the worng situation. Having something to aspire to, something to reach for can motivate you in spite/despite your circumstances!
gypsyeyes says:
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@Choco
Probably! My mama and grandma were the ones who TAUGHT me how to be a lady. Taught me to how to do for self. Taught me manners. Taught me how to act. Taught me how to make sure I conducted myself in a manner so that I wasn’t disrespected. Taught me to want better for myself than they had.
Abso-fukking-lutely, I’d be not jack SH*T without them. Nothing. Not a bit. And I personally believe that I did follow God because HE put them in my life to guide me.
The original letter was a proofreader’s wet dream but methinks someone cleaned it up after it hit the internet and made Beyonce look like she was p_____ school educated. #diplomatic
I think Michelle would actually fight you.
Did yall hear that she added Kerry Washington to that list?
#gossip that I dont believe but still..
I am back
hi lovelies
I ate- check
showered- check
waiting on IGO- check
*looks out shades- where the fugg he at?*
These last four posts have been brought to you by Midol and Tampax!!!
NaijaGal says:
@JMO so last week I’m working out on the bike and nutt/butt jumps into my head and I start to laugh hysterically…I know those other people in the gym thought I’d lost my gotdamn mind…I hate you
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- Squirt or Dr. Pepper in the grocery store
- Pillow Pets being sold at kiosks
- Watching episodes of snapped *cough, you know who you are*
- Went to the airport the other day and a guy said he was a “gypsy” cab
PSP
<—- my pants cause its warmer than i thought it would be today
and i'm out this hoe!
@Fefe
Count Vanessa had that game down proper, didn’t she?
@OTB
I totally agree. I had the desire/ambition from the start, but it WAS my role models (family and not) who MOLDED that ambition to get me to where I am today. I had a support system stronger than the fort under the White house, ya hear?
GAGIRL87 says:
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Ms.Fashion says:
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Ms Fashion me and friends are planning a trip for NO like as we speak!!!!!! I love New Orleans people accents
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Good!!! Please don’t think we all talk like Toya!!!!
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I luzzzz Wanz Izz just not in luzzz wit Wanz
Okay tell me where not to go???? I know 4th ward is one right???
Speaking of NO…. I f*ucks with Chyna Whyte so f*ucking hard where she at????
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I would definitely stay away from the 4th ward. Because I don’t think it exist!!!! I ain’t never heard nobody repping the 4th ward!!!
Umm stay clear of CTC at night, Uptown at night including the 17th (Midcity) and 3rd ward. They will know you a tourist. Trust!!! And all the projects areas yall heard in the rap songs.
gypsyeyes says:
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My thoughts:::: just be the best person you can be, I have no role models, I teach my child that same thing i tell her to be the best she can be, and i just set the example of the best me i can be.
@JMO
I may need to sub you in for my “Snapped” episode the way youve been acting up TODAY!
My thoughts:::: just be the best person you can be, I have no role models, I teach my child that same thing i tell her to be the best she can be, and i just set the example of the best me i can be.
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@MS. FASHION
Toya sounds beautiful, sophistacated and eloquent.
please elaborate on nice and sweet?
gypsyeyes says:
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Fuggin
i just set the example of the best me i can be.
Is this not a role model…are you not in effect being a role model? Whether you acknowledge it or not? I mean if you didnt care about what she did, you would do anything in front of her no?
off topic
Has anyone ever heard of a condition in which your vaj has only a small opening??
role model?
noun
a person whose behavior, example, or success is or can be emulated by others, especially by younger people.
@Bibi,
OutsidetheBox says:
I think Michelle would actually fight you.
Did yall hear that she added Kerry Washington to that list?
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what list?
Sandra “new new” post pls!!!!
Honycoatd- says:
I am back hi lovelies
I ate- check
showered- check
waiting on IGO- check
*looks out shades- where the fugg he at?*
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Im here whats up
OutsidetheBox says:
You would be surprised. A lot of beautiful women here can work that just as good.
I def. agree that their are beautiful ppl there. Ive spent a lot of time in NO. Im not talking the women in St. Tammany Parish or something.
Im talking about the prevalent “style” chicks…the ones who in there when you getting your po’boys and beignets and chit. Looking like these gravis yall like to mock.
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Oh I know about those characters, believe me….
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Bibi says:
off topic
Has anyone ever heard of a condition in which your vaj has only a small opening??
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Elaborate a little more hun???
@SIS
Exactly.
Just give up OTB
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Is this not a role model…are you not in effect being a role model? Whether you acknowledge it or not? I mean if you didnt care about what she did, you would do anything in front of her no?
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But OTB it begins with the parents not celebs or non celebs! That’s the point! The role model is YOU!
I know someone who claims her teenager couldn’t possibly be sexually active because she can only fit a tampon. She claims she would have to have surgery to ever have relations.
We are on role models now? *drinks iced tea*
I think we have covered this month’s agenda in one day.
@OTB
“I think Michelle would actually fight you.
Did yall hear that she added Kerry Washington to that list?
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what list?
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That’s what I was thinking.
Lets change the damn subject!!!
I’m listening to Miles Davis and I just thought of Denzel in Mo’ Betta Blues and then I started thinking about my second sexual experience. I was 18 and he played the trumpet(still does) and he seduced me with that thang. He played it all over my body. The most erotic thing EVA!!!
@ Ms Fashion um I’m assuming you don’t f*ucks with Chyna Whyte
Just give up OTB
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Why would she do that perhaps this discussion is warranted I mos def take away a lot from these thought provoking topics whether I agree or not the word is still heard!
OutsidetheBox says:
i just set the example of the best me i can be.
Is this not a role model…are you not in effect being a role model? Whether you acknowledge it or not? I mean if you didnt care about what she did, you would do anything in front of her no?
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I am saying be the best you can be, dont be like me or anybody else, sure they will be traits she will follow i follow certian traits in my mother, but i dont want to be her, I am me. and that’s all i got to give now if want to classify that as being a role model then that’s cool, but I never tell myself that. that’s all i am saying
@BIBI
“I know someone who claims her teenager couldn’t possibly be sexually active because she can only fit a tampon. She claims she would have to have surgery to ever have relations.”
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Tiny?
@Eazy its some gossip that Kerry openly flirted with the Pres after being appointed to his Arts? commitee.
The tea is that Michelle is “watchiung” her now. Like I said, *side eye*
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@JMO
I may need to sub you in for my “Snapped” episode the way youve been acting up TODAY!
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You knew I was talking about you
Its all love Ms. Assasinator
Bibi says:
I know someone who claims her teenager couldn’t possibly be sexually active because she can only fit a tampon. She claims she would have to have surgery to ever have relations.
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That sound like some female circumcision chit.
NaijaGal says:
@JMO so last week I’m working out on the bike and nutt/butt jumps into my head and I start to laugh hysterically…I know those other people in the gym thought I’d lost my gotdamn mind…I hate you
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Anytime I see a heffa play with her Hair that damn Whipfinty comes to mind…
That Nutt or Butt shait will forever fk up my movie experience.
IGO that gravi is …. causing uncontrollable thoughts.
Are you an overly sexual person?
I know someone who claims her teenager couldn’t possibly be sexually active because she can only fit a tampon. She claims she would have to have surgery to ever have relations.
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So the girl has to have mouth surg. too?
What about anal surg?
did ya figure out who “Shytowne” is???
and he seduced me with that thang. He played it all over my body. The most erotic thing EVA!!!
__/<–me sitting indian style.
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@HONY
hey chica did you see my post to you moons ago today bout Miami??
Just give up OTB
*puts aways Beyonce’s voice*
I tried to give up on stanning, weed, phish, the wrapper..
OutsidetheBox says:
role model?
noun
a person whose behavior, example, or success is or can be emulated by others, especially by younger people.
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was that webster that told you that, cause i dont like how he change meaning every 5-10 yrs only when a celeb do something then webster add to his book,
like bottylicious(sp)
please can we move on from the role model topic or congregate in the new post that @Man started….
That Nutt or Butt shait will forever fk up my movie experience.
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What the hail yall talkin bout?
gypsyeyes says:
Lets change the damn subject!!!
I’m listening to Miles Davis and I just thought of Denzel in Mo’ Betta Blues and then I started thinking about my second sexual experience. I was 18 and he played the trumpet(still does) and he seduced me with that thang. He played it all over my body. The most erotic thing EVA!!!
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I always wanted to play the Sax… moms wasnt having it.
I had to play a classical instrument.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. FASHION
Toya sounds beautiful, sophistacated and eloquent.
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@Man I know you like people for your own reason but face the truth about them as well.
Toya don’t sound one bit of educated. She sound exactly like some of these hoodboogers here that get dragged on about they way they speak. I like her but I am not going to lie for her.
Nah I think she’s making excuses. Her 15 yr old daughters boyfriend is allowed to spend weekends there. Everyone thinks they’re flucking but she swears they’ve never even kissed for real.
Mind you this boy has had some before and she just swears nothings going on between them.
The tea is that Michelle is “watchiung” her now. Like I said, *side eye*
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babbbbyyy *turns and lowers head to the right* this is some tea
I think some of you have differeing views on the definition of a role model.
A role model is someone you take facets about what you want your “role” in life to be, it’s not somebody you emulate to the “T” or follow the steps they have in their life and apply it to you.
Bey is not a role model of mine, but I can see how she can be to lots of other people for some reasons good and bad. It’s nothing wrong with that.
Michelle is a role model of mine. Barry too. And it’s not a problem.
@Choco
You’ve had role models as well. You drive a Benz, right? You don’t drive it because you simply like German engineering, you drive it because it looks good to drive it. You probably saw somebody else driving one a long time ago and saw the “status” and appeal it bought and said: “that’s a nice car- I’ma get me one of them one day.”
BAM! You had a role model in the form fo a Benz owner in that moment.
Nothing wrong with that.
@GaGirl…It’s kush…feel ya!!! super geeked.!!
My bella @ french ohlala kisses
I did not see it- what post or what was said?
Are you still coming?
I Go There says:
NaijaGal says:
@JMO so last week I’m working out on the bike and nutt/butt jumps into my head and I start to laugh hysterically…I know those other people in the gym thought I’d lost my gotdamn mind…I hate you
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Anytime I see a heffa play with her Hair that damn Whipfinty comes to mind…
That Nutt or Butt shait will forever fk up my movie experience.
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@Frenchy
I’m still trying to figure that out….he or she appears to be VERY familiar ’round these parts…
But OTB it begins with the parents not celebs or non celebs!
And if you didnt get any parents?
Choc Im trying to get you to see from my POV. All our throw away kids, the ones we read about? The ones you post about? Boys and Girls Clubs havent thrived for years for no reasons..
@kdub
See that was my thought. Girl told mom can I get on birth control to regulate her period. Mom is buying it hook, line and sinker.
Denzel. A product of Boys and Girls Clubs of America.
OTBness who or what is the wrapper? condom?
Temperatures rising,
And Your body’s yearnin’ for me.
Girl, lay it on me,
I place no one above thee,
Oh, take me to your ecstasy.
It seems like you’re ready (seems like you’re ready).
Girl are you ready,
To go all the way?
It seems like you’re ready (seems like you’re ready).
Girl, are you ready,
To go all the way?
Honycoatd- says:
IGO that gravi is …. causing uncontrollable thoughts.
Are you an overly sexual person?
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mmm… Yeah
I am.
Im not really one to Hide it.
I am soooo lost about what is going on in this post
KDUbbbbbbb help a sista out!!!
I mos def take away a lot from these thought provoking topics whether I agree or not the word is still heard!
We always agree on that.
lol
i know he’s so controlling….
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toosexy says:
@GaGirl…It’s kush…feel ya!!! super geeked.!!
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Nah I think she’s making excuses. Her 15 yr old daughters boyfriend is allowed to spend weekends there. Everyone thinks they’re flucking but she swears they’ve never even kissed for real.
Mind you this boy has had some before and she just swears nothings going on between them.
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that dumb heffa. they fuggin while she is sleep. hell he prolly hitting it while momma in the kitchen cooking. she send them to the storage shed to go fetch XXX guess what? they fuggin…when you 15 it only takes 30 seconds anyway.
OTB I see your point I do truly but my thing is self reliance ya know I mean GOD doesn’t always give us what we think we need and want! Those kids without parents IMO shouldn’t look to a celeb as a role model but to reach to GOD and understand the purpose he has already destined for you!
Honycoatd- says:
OTBness who or what is the wrapper? condom?
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her boo thang
OutsidetheBox says:
Just give up OTB
I cant. I care. I aint one of those fonts who will font on and on and claim to not care. I care.
*puts aways Beyonce’s voice*
I tried to give up on stanning, weed, phish, the wrapper..
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hmmmmm IGO HARD- what else bout you?
I am an overly sexual person but I think I am bored so I am hiding in my shell.
@bibi maybe the girl is circumcised
please can we move on from the role model topic
Yall have a good one.
Imma head out early.
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Ms Fashion um I’m assuming you don’t f*ucks with Chyna Whyte
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Not in a bad way. I don’t know her music at all. I have heard of her before.
How can Man start a new post?
But Eazy. Nearly every man that I have ever had dealing with has been in the Military. He had been chasing me since I was in the 8th drade he was in the 10th and when I graduated HS he was in Iraq. I had written him a few times and I didn’t know but while I was lining up for graduation he was there. I was so happy to see him but as a friend(so I thought) The man kissed the shyt out of me right there. In front of errybody. Later that night I had my friend drive me to his house that his siblings and parents lived in and seduced the shyt out of me with that trumpet. So we are 18 and 20. He played me to sleep. Woke up the next morning alone and all of them were having breakfast in the kitchen. Can you say walk of shame to the kitchen table? They were all silent and finally his daddy said “about time”. I was so embarrassed!!!
@Choco
Some children are just BORN into situations where they need to actually SEE something positive as a contribution to society…I used to do ‘Big Brothers Big Sisters’ and my “little” was a 16 year old girl who came up in a family where there was nothing but ‘hood shyt going on…you can figure it out from there…at any rate she hung out with me, observed me getting my master’s degree, saw me living in my hot midtown yuppie apartment and working every day. She aspired to work at Hardee’s when she grew up…like that was all she wanted to do in life…but when she saw that there were OPTIONS outside of her environment, I was the symbol for that….a role model is not an idol or a god, it is much MUCH simpler….
oh her booboo is a wrapper that makes sense since you always want to practice safe sex
Feline Feminine says:
@Choco
Some children are just BORN into situations where they need to actually SEE something positive as a contribution to society…I used to do ‘Big Brothers Big Sisters’ and my “little” was a 16 year old girl who came up in a family where there was nothing but ‘hood shyt going on…you can figure it out from there…at any rate she hung out with me, observed me getting my master’s degree, saw me living in my hot midtown yuppie apartment and working every day. She aspired to work at Hardee’s when she grew up…like that was all she wanted to do in life…but when she saw that there were OPTIONS outside of her environment, I was the symbol for that….a role model is not an idol or a god, it is much MUCH simpler….
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Otbyonce Enjoy your weekend and drive safely.
I cant take this conservative shyt in here right now—I’m a LIBERAL!!!
IGO- I lubbs me an artistic man, hell that knee grow could just color inside the lines real good. I just like someone that marches to the beat of his own drum.
@gypsy
Go read the post and see the correlation… *snickers*
Can you say walk of shame to the kitchen table? They were all silent and finally his daddy said “about time”. I was so embarrassed!!!
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isnt the walk of shame the worse! makes you feel so unclean. good thing the dad broke the ice
I NEED A RECAP ON THE WHOLE DAYUM DAY YO #prettypuhleezewithacherryontop
*stares at Kdub*
Imma head out early.
See ya BOO 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO come back #handaroundankles
KDUbbbbbbb help a sista out!!!
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Mini recap
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Post was about Bey.
Folks was mean about her letter for no reason.
Including me.
I need more to do.
Starting Monday I will find some bidness and leave Shawn Corey, Beyonce Gazelle, and Red Leaves out of my vocabulary.
@Gyp been nasty with somebody musical instrument before.
Bye OTBizzle!!!
Choco!
Thanx Dub
Rocks
you have disobeyed and you shall be punished accordingly is this clear?
enter the room as you have been instructed
this time you will be tied wrist to knee in your kneeling position and this is where you shall remain until you have acknowledged who is your master do you understand?
please quickly respond to these question so i can continue with you…
I was the symbol for that….a role model is not an idol or a god, it is much MUCH simpler….
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Can we be real tho? NOT ALL FOLKS ARE CAPABLE OF BEING ROLE MODELS! and Thats the point Im tryn to make if you don’t have one LIFE ISN”T OVER I get it trust! BUt when I didn’t have someone to look up to that’s when I became closer to GOD!
@DYMOND
Babes I saw that GOT DAYUM gravi of Becky yesterday and was so thoroughly confused – is Becky still your gravi cuz you know I dont see new ones MISSED YA
@Shy
I have a question: if this person (real or imagined) you are fonting with is responding to you via email…why don’t you just DO the same?
Or do you need attention? You’ve been doing this for 4 hours almost and I’m just annoyed because I’m like ya’ll OBVIOUSLY ain’t about sh*t or ya’ll wouldn’t be playing “email me and I’ll respond in front of everybody.”
Ya’ll both should know that for about $3.99 a min, you can BOTH call certain numbers that will give you the individualized attention you deserve and help you get off MUCH quicker.
Feline Feminine says:
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Not shyt
@yallcray I see Erykah ‘apologized’ to yall
Change is that you?
ROFL!!!!!!!! @Red Leaves. Cot damn.
Feline Feminine says:
what on earth is going ON with ShyTowne?????????????
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i’m only doing what I am instructed
Da fuk I miss – Im so effn selective when it comes to folks comments! DAYUM!
@Fefe/Yall
I see we’re all getting a lil annoyed by ShyTowne and their “play friend.”
I’m like “chile- move that sh*t ALL to email, or instant message or text! Shidd, it’s quicker!”
@ Choco
I guess someone else had 2012 jumpoff nominee of the year as a gravi cuz I wasnt here yesterday missed ya too
Feline Feminine says:
what on earth is going ON with ShyTowne?????????????
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i thought ya’ll knew who that was
OMG maybe i should stay???
NaijaGal says:
@yallcray I see Erykah ‘apologized’ to yall
and direct flight airfare yo? 
or $81.50 refund 
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Oh yeah, where at? Did I get my replacement concert ticket
Can instructions be followed off of this blog?
Just asking, though….
Not shyt
@Eazy
Do YOU know who it is???? That shyt is getting SILLY!
Im so effn selective when it comes to folks comments! DAYUM!
Ive been reading Shy’s trying to place the font
i hope it aint Change the way I been lusting after her phish..
bahahahahhahahahahaha
lmao @ all the shy comments
this bish is crazy
i thought it was just me…
Shy are you having a convo all by yourself?
*plucks your nose and runs*
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Sassy, Ez, Fi, ALL, IONO who that is.
It states that it knows us.
ARE YOU YO? 
Who is ShyTowne or who do yall think it is? Who the eff is he/she talking to or about?
OMG maybe i should stay???
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#Crabby Patty so picky!
@DYMOND
@SASSY
I’ve been ignoring it figuring we got us another one on a “special” day pass program.
I missed some posts @Yall
I will do one Monday…since Imma find me some bidness I will have time to lurk.
people get ready there’s a train ah coming you dont need no baggage you just get on board.
oh yall carry on 
Frenchie!
kiss me!!!
Feline Feminine says:
@Eazy
Do YOU know who it is???? That shyt is getting SILLY
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no, i thought ya’ll did and it was have convos with everyone
@OTB
Since SHY was not formally introduced to this blog I haven’t really paid any attn to it! So who is it? FUG IT I HAVE MY OWN DAMN CIRCLE!
ShyTowne says:
Feline Feminine says:
what on earth is going ON with ShyTowne?????????????
out? 
Only in America 
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i’m only doing what I am instructed
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Say what? huh? What? So a mofo instructed you to come on here and get
@Yso
#Well, it’s visiting hours need to be cut back. It’s getting annoying now. Fukk something or shut up!
Only in America
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we have to work on your responses they are not timely enough
i will break you…you will learn is this understood?
since you have a problem with authority today you are to hook your own chain on your collar is this clear?
you are to crawl over and hand me the leash with your eyes to the floor
you are to stay on your knees and place your hands on your hand and they are to stay there is this clear?
here is where you shall be punished you are not to make a sound if i hear so much as a murmur you shall be spanked with the riding crop and your soft limit placed in your mouth
do you agree?
What the e-dominatrix is going on here???
#Crabby Patty so picky!
FML!!!
That’s what I’m talking ’bout…Freaky Friday needs to resume!
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THERE’S A FUNGUS AMONG US (Old Army talk)
Honycoatd- says:
hmmmmm IGO HARD- what else bout you?
I am an overly sexual person but I think I am bored so I am hiding in my shell.
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YOu should never be bored… the possibilites are endless.
The mind is a wonderful thing.
Tell ya what… how bout you ask me and Ill give you an answer.
“special” day pass program
Fukk something or shut up!
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no I am not writing to myself…
someone is emailing me and instructing me to respond here for her pleasure….
she is getting a kick out of this
and yes I am a familar
I fuggn made the mistake of reading SHY chit! FUGG ME!
I was about to font something but ION want Tatted mad, if this ain’t Change
SIS!!
Don’t leave me here! I am afeared now.
@ Choco
one of my nipples seems to be bigger than the other…u think u can check them out for me and let me know?
@250 Wowzers
@Yall
OMG why was I about to say is Tatted around cuz I thought it was her girl also! #SCURRED
Bish is you gonna be here in JULY?
Answer NOW
@ShyTowne
Sho yoself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L A M E Can she read me now?
@DYMOND
HMMMMM upon closer lick I mean look they seem to be Tasty I mean FINE
Choco, I was about to font “to them both” BUT then I thought “what if it’s not her?”
WEIRD! Really tho! Geesh
Touch much!
*hands this here sign to OTB* #helpful
If that is Chase I’m a need for her and Tatted to get some serious couples counseling.
you guys are so harsh
you happen to like me
lighten up
i thought it was freaky friday’s on sr
its the 13th give a bish a break…
@Yall
What if it is #BOOOWAHAHHAHAHAH
soooooo someone is emailing this “shy” person and telling them to post what this “shy” person is posting and they are sitting back getting their rawks off about it? #confused
What kind of kick exactly? One that requires privacy..?
Gypsy will be playing the role of Redeemed ***In my soap opera voice over voice*
Satan I rebuke you!
Now back to Gypsy= What the hell is going on in here?
ShyTowne says:
we have to work on your responses they are not timely enough
i will break you…you will learn is this understood?
since you have a problem with authority today you are to hook your own chain on your collar is this clear?
you are to crawl over and hand me the leash with your eyes to the floor
you are to stay on your knees and place your hands on your hand and they are to stay there is this clear?
here is where you shall be punished you are not to make a sound if i hear so much as a murmur you shall be spanked with the riding crop and your soft limit placed in your mouth
do you agree?
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Well DAMN….
Or Tiffany at Walgreens selling folks meds.
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THIS BISH AGANE…So sicka Tiff’s azz IDK what to DEWWWWWW…
Girl you need a role model … ASAP
If that is Chase I’m a need for her and Tatted to get some serious couples counseling.
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Like I said #Touch Much
yallcrazy says:
*hands this here sign to OTB* #helpful
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ehhh…
Girl you need a role model … ASAP
Even tho I don’t like to like you right now 
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you will learn is this understood?
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Yo gatdayum azz gone LEARN TA’DAY
you guys are so harsh
you happen to like me
lighten up
i thought it was freaky friday’s on sr
its the 13th give a bish a break…
Hmm.
You called me “outside”, you dont use punctuation, you own a Laker diktionary… what else yall got? We will crack this chit ta-day!
ehhh…
For some reason this one got me really going 
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ShyTowne says:
you guys are so harsh
you happen to like me
lighten up
i thought it was freaky friday’s on sr
its the 13th give a bish a break…
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I says:
No we’re not
No we don’t
You do it
You fukced that up
No breaks given
@ Choco
let me see urs to compare 
if u don’t mind of course
thanx babe! I was worried that one was bigger than the other
*pulls out flashlight* Shy let me see you SR card
You called me “outside”, you dont use punctuation, you own a Laker diktionary…
@Lakes diktionary
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I Go There says:
ShyTowne says:
we have to work on your responses they are not timely enough
i will break you…you will learn is this understood?
since you have a problem with authority today you are to hook your own chain on your collar is this clear?
you are to crawl over and hand me the leash with your eyes to the floor
you are to stay on your knees and place your hands on your hand and they are to stay there is this clear?
here is where you shall be punished you are not to make a sound if i hear so much as a murmur you shall be spanked with the riding crop and your soft limit placed in your mouth
GOTDAMN
OutsidetheBox says:
you guys are so harsh
you happen to like me
lighten up
i thought it was freaky friday’s on sr
its the 13th give a bish a break…
Hmm.
You called me “outside”, you dont use punctuation, you own a Laker diktionary… what else yall got? We will crack this chit ta-day!
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Has to be a female … A dude wouldn’t refer to himself as a bish
I’m a need for her and Tatted to get some serious couples counseling.
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Well I think they need to start with getting a room BUT…I am watching now…standby.
JMO says:
yallcrazy says:
*hands this here sign to OTB* #helpful
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Whippersnapper, you always trying to show off and ish
Dymond says:
soooooo someone is emailing this “shy” person and telling them to post what this “shy” person is posting and they are sitting back getting their rawks off about it? #confused
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yes this is what she is doing
One thing for sure, Bey has just as many comma’s in her bank account…just like that letter! I would not give two phucks what world thinks about my writing skills. IJS!
*puts on my CSI lab jacket*
(big thick chick voice)
Who’s the Detective on this here case?
@DYMOND
Could you please tell me if my flying saucers nipples are still round and big
Im not liking their foreplay freak rocky shop of horrors show!
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Ty says:
@ Igo’s gravi ….thats nice
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Thank you TY…
I
You @Shy,,,You straight in my book 
You have skype? 
steph get on topic
#ikidikid
gypsyeyes says:
Gypsy will be playing the role of Redeemed ***In my soap opera voice over voice*
Satan I rebuke you!
Now back to Gypsy= What the hell is going on in here?
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Please anoit and pray over my red prayer cloth
So IGO what do you like sexually?
What kinda sick bish gets their rocks off from getting some type of e-dominatrix sh*t said in a public forum?!
Do ya’ll two have Skype?!
I mean, damn! If ya’ll not finna fukk (and let us watch), I just don’t wanna read it. All these instructions and sh*t, I don’t read no damn manuals!!
I can’t with this today. If ya’ll don’t take that backwards azz sh*t somewhere and gwan’ on with that foolishness!
Wish the fukk I would be getting my rocks off to some damned BLOG FONT!
Shidddd…… got me ALL fukked up.
you are the worse offender
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
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Posche?
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310Brendbew, Who is this bish? (gf from Friday voice)
Is Shy Posche? I think it is.
Shuttup Steph! we aint talking bout bey no mo! we trying to figure out who the hell shy is!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Why does that sound like what My SHY friend had me talking to 1911 this morning.
I always wanted larger areolos. I thought they were sexier
I can’t with this today. If ya’ll don’t take that backwards azz sh*t somewhere and gwan’ on with that foolishness!
Wish the fukk I would be getting my rocks off to some damned BLOG FONT!
Shidddd…… got me ALL fukked up.
YOu be going off taking chit out on others 
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Bish you been evil as fuk all week
@Sassy
Someone sent love your way upstairs.
@Sassy I hate YOU for this!:
I mean, damn! If ya’ll not finna fukk (and let us watch), I just don’t wanna read it. All these instructions and sh*t, I don’t read no damn manuals!!
*pulls out flashlight* Shy let me see you SR card
Gawd i hope she/he aint wearing a hoodie!
Got damn it Sassy
Now it places the lotion in the basket
It places the lotion in the basket.
Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!
do as i do when i see you post your over EXAGGERATED stories..sorry lies
i move along as they are not for me to read
you are the worse offender
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Who the worstest offender ill?
Eazy says:
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
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When that joker was dancing around and he put his dyck between his legs….
HELL NAW.
@Yall,,,I have no clue who Shy is,,,I just stumbled across her in the Kevin Heart post,,,She seems ‘special’ like me,,,I think Im in luv
And Im def not the person Shy is emailing 
Id luv to skype tho :ibggrin:
Cant be Posche,,,She luvs me and only me
I always wanted larger areolos. I thought they were sexier
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YOu can place a fuggin coffee cup in the middle of mine! My friend says that color purple saying when Celie saw her kids for the first time UMMMAMMAA
No go ahead….
You didn’t answer about my free tickets and ish yo
you are the worse offender
<<
Zapperman is here
Dymond says:
Shuttup Steph! we aint talking bout bey no mo! we trying to figure out who the hell shy is!
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im with Sass, **** all this master/slave chit—commence to f*cking! damn!
@ Choco
wow…I never knew they were so nice and they look so soft…mind if I touch?
do as i do when i see you post your over EXAGGERATED stories..sorry lies
i move along as they are not for me to read
WHY YOU TALKIN in GENERAL 
GONE SOMEWHERE!
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Eazy says:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
“Clarice”
ShyTowne says:
do as i do when i see you post your over EXAGGERATED stories..sorry lies
i move along as they are not for me to read
@Choco
I said I was having an emo week!
And now they fukking with me fonting all these crazy azz instructions!
Brenden, I’m leaving you….
*slams the door*
@ Choco
wow…I never knew they were so nice and they look so soft…mind if I touch?
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Not at all #SMOOCHESBOOBS
Dymond says:
Shuttup Steph! we aint talking bout bey no mo! we trying to figure out who the hell shy is!
_________________________________________________________________________My bad, d@mn…lol.
ahhhh chit…shy done got to hating
@Choco
I said I was having an emo week!
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I know you did but you be going the fuk off! Like she in your face
“Clarice” Only in America
@ Dymond, I have been busy today at work. I can’t keep up.
shy done got to hating</i.
But not areolos that have tiny bumps on them or they really extra dark. IJS
yallcrazy says:
Brenden, I’m leaving you….
They always come back,,,I got that Lynn Spin 
*slams the door*
^^^Youll be back
Tally hooooooooooooooo
IGO I asked you a question and you run off and hide- fuk you
…. Choco are they talking about you?>
@Dymond and Choco
Can I join in on this
examination session…it’s making me HAWT! 
Steph I yelled at you too but I didn’t mean it
Honycoatd- says:
So IGO what do you like sexually?
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Im a bit of an intense person….
But Im very intimate.
Lets just say this…. I like it when a woman is very uninhibited
and she does everything not cause she thinks I like it but because she likes it. And I like juices flowing… messier the better
Does that answer you question?
She gone fukk around and place a “soft limit” in her mouth and that bish head going start spinning around talking about “redrum, REDRUM, REDRUM.”
Lasso-ing bishes to tables and chairs and sh*t. Don’t say NOTHING when you catch one of these chicks going down some stairs on their arms and knees….
….BACKWARDS.
“All that crazy talk is making my penis soft!” <—- Dave Chapelle
Gooo Talllly Hooooo Yo Mama
I’ve had it up to here! *raises hand*
you better be glad i love you……
So I’m
for the skype name……
Cause right now this convo is going no where fast.
But not areolos that have tiny bumps on them or they really extra dark. IJS
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FUGG YOU
@HONY
I believe SHY is a lot of folks think I make up stories about my life that chits gets me amped cuz Im like dayum my life must seem GREAT or impossible #FUG a BISH VIRGOS DONT LIE! AINT GOT TO!
You too old for WHAT?
Usual Suspect says:
But not areolos that have tiny bumps on them or they really extra dark. IJS
I used to hate my
large areolos with small boobs dont look right 
This place is a fukking ZOO!!!!!
but anyway I’m to old for this
Have a good weekend anyhow Cremes.
“All that crazy talk is making my penis soft!” <—- Dave Chapelle
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ShyTowne says:
you better be glad i love you……
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
Usual Suspect says:
But not areolos that have tiny bumps on them or they really extra dark. IJS
USED TOO you basstid…
<– that weight drink you love so much
I think @Creamy means she is too old to try to be figuring out who the fukk ShyTowne is….
shuttup sassy!!!
Okay I am done. Nobody telling me whats going on. Folks talking in code and tongues and shat. Somebody is the worstest offender and somebody posting lies…SORRY azz lies..according to Shy.
My lil bipolar sister is getting induced tonight so I need a nap first.
Toodle Loo
@Eazy
Big areolas and 38DD small azz and hips! OOPS IM NOT LYING
Not only is Shy fonting the fugg out of this SR site she gut punching heaux too!!!
Gotta lubb kray people!
you better be glad i love you……
Posche is from the Chi??
Usual Suspect says:
So I’m for the skype name……
Cause right now this convo is going no where fast.
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SKYPE… Ahhh
Hell Naw
The foolishness that could happen
YallStills is so damn big it looks like they holdin the rest of her tiddays hostage
Was Posche from the Chi?
I don’t think it’s Posche cause I ain’t seen Shy font nothing invloving a sleeping robe…
Even though our ties is severed and they NOT talking to me…VIRGOS don’t lie. The only thing I will agree with…..
Fugg you too
#carry on
Hmmmp too old… Really?!!!??!!?
Let me sit back, I am Girl #10 afterall…
BISH I WROTE A BOOK – CHOCO
@ chocolatte
I didn’t see her/him or it say that *i am scrolling fast* I just saw you respond so asking if it is you they talking bout with the hold I whip you shyt.
IGO *raises hand* That is me
AGE/Location * I think atl but not sure*/career field * I know you work for the government but that could be doing any and many kinda different jobs/kids/do you live with your moms/ own a car/ like porn and what are you up for?
Cali VIRGOS ROCK
Is Usual in here????
yallcrazy says:
Steph I yelled at you too but I didn’t mean it
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I know you didn’t mean it!
I will do better, Monday!
@usual i can’t give that out it is not allowed.
brendan all i can say is she is getting her kicks watching you guys drag me through this post
i have been all throughout these post i was just instructed to respond in this one so she can watch it unfold.
her punishment for this is my reward…..
Even though our ties is severed and they NOT talking to me…VIRGOS don’t lie. The only thing I will agree with…..
Fugg you too
#carry on
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You have severly turned me on
Dymond says:
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ION think so, because Change would have been went off IMO 
I think along with Pretty Panty Thursday.. I might have a nice Ta Tas Tuesday…. That might be on point.
Is Shy……Chiby?
So I got a fukn flat
whatI miss?
Big areolas and 38DD small azz and hips! OOPS IM NOT LYING
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ima 34c. thats like my mom size so i know she cursed me with these areolos
USED TOO you basstid
^^
Who gone help me pull oust my doody bubbles? 
What did I do? Is it cause I splashed off in your eye? I dont know why you trippin, That whole ocular herpes thing is a myth 
I think @Creamy means she is too old to try to be figuring out who the fukk ShyTowne is….
Damn. LOL! You know what…duh. Beauty and brains. Love ya Fe.
@CALI
Now who the hell you talking to/about? Is it a full moon? #Lost&Confused
ShyTowne says:
@usual i can’t give that out it is not allowed.
brendan all i can say is she is getting her kicks watching you guys drag me through this post
i have been all throughout these post i was just instructed to respond in this one so she can watch it unfold.
her punishment for this is my reward…..
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Well tear her azz up then!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Was Posche from the Chi?
I don’t think it’s Posche cause I ain’t seen Shy font nothing invloving a sleeping robe…
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Right right right!!! Posche was the chick who was talking about puzzay farting but emailed Sandra and said she tutored teen girls
SO what did I miss.. coming in kicking down the door
Who talking about who? Who got mad? Who snapped off then asked for us to forgive them for this is not there character? Oh and who left?
As long as nobody comes back in here looking like fantashia i’m good
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
So I got a fukn flat whatI miss?
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These heffas talking about Titties and skyping
and lawd knows what.
OTB I thought that you left and I updated my blog last night. I think that I’m going to go out tonight so I will blog this weekend also!
@ Fe
im not really sure about my cup size…these feel like double d’s to you?
My lil bipolar sister is getting induced tonight so I need a nap first.
Yay!! The baby is coming!
See ya KDyb! 
It ain’t Chiby. She’d have stopped an hour ago, said we always picking on her and told us to stop acting like we ain’t never played the crazy, e-domination font-game before.
Hell NAW, it ain’t no damned Chiby. It’s a chick that like chicks though.
This is getting hawt….Hold on let me close my office door. Punshiment:huh:
Punishment because they can’t get to you…To rub your large areolos?
So is this person somewhere rubbing themselves? Wanting to rub you?
OutsidetheBox says:
I think @Creamy means she is too old to try to be figuring out who the fukk ShyTowne is….
but hey what do I know? 
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Hmmp sounds like some shyt she’d be down for
Is it a full moon?
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its friday the 13th…
bye…
It ain’t Tatted or Change yall
….iono WHO the fugg this person is…
Wtf? Areolas… Skype.. 38 d
It’s not Change. Tatted wouldn’t let their business out in the e-streets like that. I don’t think.
ShyTowne says:
@usual i can’t give that out it is not allowed.
brendan all i can say is she is getting her kicks watching you guys drag me through this post
i have been all throughout these post i was just instructed to respond in this one so she can watch it unfold.
her punishment for this is my reward…..
She,,,,So are you a male,,,Lezbun?? Not that it matters,,,Ill fluck anything
Im not draggin you,,,This whole mystery ish is intriguing and funny to me #NoShade,,,But now Im wondering cuzz folks trynna call out my baby,,,Can you at least confirm you are not POSCHE
@Sassy – I’m starting to like chics…..Carry on
Wub u too girl….
@ SASS… Was just a thought.
She can’t do that if she don’t want yall to know it’s her though.
Imma go get me a
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Man! One that can wear a belt!
This shyt is dummer than a bocks of rox!!!
i ain’t playing in NOBODY’S JUICES!
#weirdo!
I’m starting to like chics
^^^ My dawg! I just wanna watch,,,Yall wont halfta touch me or nuthin,,,I just wanna watch
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @Lakes. Tell me you not back at work???
Did BreAnna really say he’d fukk anything?
JMO says:
Posche was the chick who was talking about puzzay farting but emailed Sandra and said she tutored teen girls
u can’t do both? she didnt say she did them at the same time
Sauce
:tears: @ brennadan saying he will fuk anything
*molests Dymond*
Mmm girl, them feel like triple D’s….
KDUB-tell mama Dub what’s up and tell your new messican baby I said Andele andele!
I got the essay pigs following me
IGO *raises hand* That is me
AGE/Location * I think atl but not sure*/career field * I know you work for the government but that could be doing any and many kinda different jobs/kids/do you live with your moms/ own a car/ like porn and what are you up for?
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Slow down lil red corvette…
@yall
i plan too
just the way i have been describing as a matter of fact….
Dymond says:
JMO says:
Posche was the chick who was talking about puzzay farting but emailed Sandra and said she tutored teen girls
u can’t do both? she didnt say she did them at the same time
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Of course you can … It was just bad timing that one day she was in here going back & forth with CD about it and some other stuff then the next day I see she’s a tutor
Wtf? Areolas… Skype.. 38 d
You saw them b4
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Wait guys let figures this out its real simple Tatted hasn’t posted today – sooooo and Shy and her be on her sometimes – somebody role playing and getting played
#NO LIE
I’m as lost as Fantasia in a ‘LIBERRY’.
@ Cali-fornication
You liking girls now?
***waiting to see more nakedness***
u can’t do both? she didnt say she did them at the same time
Okaaaaaaaaaay
OTB I thought that you left
I tried. And now Im pasting comments on my spreadsheet.
she didnt say she did them at the same time
ONLY IN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Otb hell naw!!! I’m home… That’swere my mexican homeboy comes in handy
MY GAWD! @ IGO’s gravi.
Slow down lil red corvette…
MORE MORE I got two .5 hours in this bish
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LINDA :besos: Welcome back mami
@Choco
Tatted has posted MANY times today…. it’s not her and Change…
Wait guys let figures this out its real simple Tatted hasn’t posted today –
^^But she has,,,Ive been Ebeggin her all day to change her avi back to her hips
Shes been posting 
ShyTowne says:
@yall
i plan too
just the way i have been describing as a matter of fact….
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I don’t talk to strangers 
Usual Suspect says:
@Sassy – I’m starting to like chics…..Carry on
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starting huh? You know this is a natural thing right
*in Man’s font
*AHEM*
This post was about Mrs. Obama and Beyonce. But those that read higher than a 4th grade level have moved on to a gin-u-wine SR mystery.
ShyTowne has been fonting to the ether all day and Sassy finally called her on it. She says she is only doing as instructed cause of love and will be rewarded later. We think it’s weird and want to know who the fck she is so we can know if we need cross to the other side of the blog next time she logs in.
This recap has been brought to you by YSoSerious; Scrappy Doo ain’t got sht on me.
Thank you.
Who saw who’ areolos before? I person or in a picture?
Pasting on a speadsheet, shiat….I got a good memory….
Liberry
Do we need to call the bailbondsman yall?
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
u can’t do both? she didnt say she did them at the same time
Okaaaaaaaaaay
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IGO I need you to go fast shyt I am typing on my side and still doing better than you— hurry up!
@cali
*gives u a come hither look*
Come examine my areolas…
My sis tatt ain’t do shlt… She private about her fukn bizznazz #didntreadallthecomments
sorry brendan
i am not posche
is that better
it makes no sense to ask who i am or who she is
as the WHOLE point is for you NOT to know only her
she will never respond to me here…..
@Cali
I sent Lakes a pic of my boobage!
@Fe and Brenden
Thank GAWD its not becuz that was just too weird for them and us
YSoSrs says:
*AHEM*
This post was about Mrs. Obama and Beyonce. But those that read higher than a 4th grade level have moved on to a gin-u-wine SR mystery.
ShyTowne has been fonting to the ether all day and Sassy finally called her on it. She says she is only doing as instructed cause of love and will be rewarded later. We think it’s weird and want to know who the fck she is so we can know if we need cross to the other side of the blog next time she logs in.
This recap has been brought to you by YSoSerious; Scrappy Doo ain’t got sht on me.
Thank you.
scooby dooby doooooooooooo
Is it CD? Where the hell she at?
*Looks @ IGO*
I need the number again!!!
sorry brendan
i am not posche
is that better
it makes no sense to ask who i am or who she is
as the WHOLE point is for you NOT to know only her
she will never respond to me here…..
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Feline Feminine says:
@cali
*gives u a come hither look*
Come examine my areolas…
^^Damn
Why cum you dnt never say ish like this to me? Is it cuzz of the keloids? 
Cali… I didn’t see shlt
@lakes
ShyTowne says:
sorry brendan
i am not posche
is that better
it makes no sense to ask who i am or who she is
as the WHOLE point is for you NOT to know only her
she will never respond to me here…..
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WELL THEN I AM GOING ON THE RECORD SAYING: THIS ISH IS DUMB. DO BETTER.
So it is two women…. *rubs chest across the stop of desk
Hhmmmm will you be seeing this person tonight?
This recap has been brought to you by YSoSerious; Scrappy Doo ain’t got sht on me.
I can hear you telling your boyz this 
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@Dimpz
CD hasn’t posted ALL week! Is she play fonting to Rihanna or something????
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is it CD? Where the hell she at?
*Looks @ IGO*
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OutsidetheBox says:
OTB I thought that you left
I tried. And now Im pasting comments on my spreadsheet.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
outside
ShyTowne says:
sorry brendan
i am not posche
is that better
it makes no sense to ask who i am or who she is
as the WHOLE point is for you NOT to know only her
she will never respond to me here….
^^No worries shuga,,,As long as you cleared that up,,,,So um,,,,You into kinky shyt? Ever did a number 4?
OK so someone got a girl feelings… all this hidden lespuss shyt is confusing for me and I am just a lespuss substitute.
Is it cuzz of the keloids?
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You told me that was branding back from your “college days”. Liar!
This mystery is getting on my nerves and is moving slower than Evelyns assistants edges. I hope that this has been enough dragging for whoever Shy is talking to to squirt.
Feline Feminine says:
@cali
*gives u a come hither look*
Come examine my areolas…
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wait 1 damm min Fefe..*stepping in front of her
Im 1st
Cali… I didn’t see shlt
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Wait are you calling me a liar I sent you a pic you commented on them
Honycoatd- says:
IGO I need you to go fast shyt I am typing on my side and still doing better than you— hurry up!
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on your side huh?
nice visual…
@Brenden
*pops gum*
Ion like DUDES who QUEEF…
CD hasn’t posted ALL week! Is she play fonting to Rihanna or something????
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Did Auntie get a new gf or something
according to her i have
this is the ONLY opinion that counts
Usual you was looking for me in the other post and I’m here now and you aint fonted shyt to me in here!
So it is two women…. *rubs chest across the stop of desk
Hhmmmm will you be seeing this person tonight?
@Feline – Peeks with one eye
@Lakes – This explain you trying to get essstra
Freaky hefa
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is it CD? Where the hell she at?
*Looks @ IGO*
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Why you looking at me?
@Eazy
Girl, you betta QUIT playin’!
:tiddays:
no i will not be seeing her tonite
Que?
You told me that was branding back from your “college days”. Liar!
^^NO
I told you people usta confuse me for Brandy (not branding) back in my college days,,,We have similar hairlines 
Maybe Shy is fonting to Auntie.
Is that a bottle of pump it up in them trees in that gravi?
Dayum this is some real freak chit going on! WOWSERS
gypsyeyes – Just wanted you hear
Dats all….
I mean
@GYPSY
You cut it out! I see you!
Cali
Feline Feminine says:
@Brenden
*pops gum*
Ion like DUDES who QUEEF…
Is that a bottle of pump it up in them trees in that gravi?
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Que mi culo
@ IGO…….You know you’re always the responsible party!
outside
So formal.
gypsyeyes says:
Maybe Shy is fonting to Auntie.
Is that a bottle of pump it up in them trees in that gravi?
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OMG….
I am thinking it is Auntie Mae Fuller and some new chick possibly Rihanna?
Lakes -Chocos sent you a pic….Were you pleased with the pics? Ya’ll been sexting. I mean what the FONT is going on in this bish.
I gotta post a pic of my abs to get sum play
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Bawahahahahahaha
I’m here U.S!
Pump it upppppppppppppppppppppp
Hmm so we lookn at Igo for CD
I can’t keep up no more too much shyt going on.
You’ll are funny
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ IGO…….You know you’re always the responsible party
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IF it was Me CD would come on her skipping and handing out CAndy and stuff.
Lakes -Chocos sent you a pic….Were you pleased with the pics? Ya’ll been sexting. I mean what the FONT is going on in this bish.
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K so wtf did I do now NO we don’t sext I sent her a pic once is all! Why you want one?
Well are yall staying here to play with Cousin It or coming to the new killer post?
My mission is to find me a male friend this weekend. I would like to be humping like some of yall bishes be humping yall teddy bears!
Honycoatd- says:
I can’t keep up no more too much shyt going on
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See if you were over here getting naked that wouldnt be an issue.
@Bre – Yeah, I had to go home for lunch and clear my head. 1911 could have caught it today. Shiat got all out of sorts…I would have just settled for some one on one Sexpye. IJS
@ Bren Take it offf
Take it off
Take it off
Take it off
i the kicks you are getting are pleasing enough for you
see the things i do for you
you know it’s a strain to keep my composure
but i am amused
outside
So formal.
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Tell us who it is!
My mission is to find me a male friend this weekend.
^You like men who talk with a lisp?
because no one pictures you hog tied to a bed this is why!!!!!
ShyTowne says:
i the kicks you are getting are pleasing enough for you
see the things i do for you
you know it’s a strain to keep my composure
but i am amused
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*throws an Easter egg* Shut up Change!
Its not a very pronounced lisp…Only when I say S words, and words containing more than 2 vowels
Been trying to figure you out. I thought that was sexual tension that you had towards me.. Now I know for sure…
I MUST ADMIT I AM QUITE ENTERTAINED BY ALL THIS FOOLISHNESS
You think the chick telling her what to do is SUGA MAMA BROWN LOLITA?
@Throb
That chick in the gravie is a bit too skinny…almost looks like a child….
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Hmm so we lookn at Igo for CD
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Yeah… Like I got her hid in the basement
strapped up to a touture wheel with a gag ball in her mouth…
I mean I could…… BUT I DONT RIGHT NOW.
you know it’s a strain to keep my composure
but i am amused
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Look Chile you in here talking to someone else cuz they told you too and you trying to keep your composure I think you lost that when you were influenced to do dumb chit!
Cali I didn’t get shait…
Laker, did you see me and my pigs?
Oh, that’s not pump it up that’s marcel wax…can you say upgrade!?!
IGO I do not fuggs with men that can’t keep up or satisfy me.
I go off my clock not yours and you are taking too fuggin long for me to keep waiting.
You have been MIA all morning and you come when all the madness start.
@Igo – You taking it off too? You see the response that 1911 got today.
*throws an Easter egg* Shut up Change!
^^Who is change tho? Regular poster? Have you seen Shy post before today
Sandra has closed registration doesnt she? Are you still mad at me? I 
you
Feline Feminine says:
@Throb
That chick in the gravie is a bit too skinny…almost looks like a child….
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Hey Hey Hey….
Stay on course…
Gag ball – Tell me more please.
@hony to answer your post many moons ago
yessssssssss the plan is to come next month
i’ll keep you posted
Been trying to figure you out. I thought that was sexual tension that you had towards me.. Now I know for sure…
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Is this for me
Frenchie Brown is way more freaky deaky than that!
Creepier and creepier. This unsub is scaring me. I need Hotch or Reed to come and hold me.
I got a little flustered and now my breast hurts :grrrr: @ IGO
i am not change whoever that is
yes this is all that matters i guess
waxxxx
:dead; The red kind right? Fugggggggg.
Ohlala
Do you know where you are staying yet?
You must have missed a lot of my fonts and have never clicked on my name to see my blog. No sexual tension here. Did you say something sexual? Now I’m really lost. Don’t leave though!!!
Cali I didn’t get shait
You aint gotta lie CRAIG 
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HMMMMM JUICY!
Hotch
I even like Gideon. DJM.
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The gates were opened recently
I must say it has been one BITCHIN’ day on SR…
I’m out folks!
Honycoatd- says:
IGO I do not fuggs with men that can’t keep up or satisfy me.
I go off my clock not yours and you are taking too fuggin long for me to keep waiting.
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Oh is that what you think I cant keep up or satisfy….
casue I assure you that I dont have a problem in that area.
Igo
South beach of course!!!!!!! Wet wellies, Mangos, Fat Tuesdays, Off The Hookah i’m hitting it up all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@SIS
Gideon had something about him.
but it is o.k. for us to read about your whore expeditions you have a seat _/
@ Shy
You can’t be fonting with your mouth so full— and don’t eat with your mouth open young lady.
YSoSrs says:
Creepier and creepier. This unsub is scaring me. I need Hotch or Reed to come and hold me.
I ain’t hotch nor reed and I’m not holding you, BUT I do love that show yo
@Shy – Stop lying you know who Change is….I’m certain of that…..
Who is this Change.. You mean quaters, nickes dimes, pennies. Don’t keep stringing us along.
ShyTowne says:
yes this is all that matters i guess
^^I wanna play too
Can yall email me?
ThataintHerPeasItzaColeSore @SR.edu I promise not to tell yalls secret
@YGO
You ain’t ready for HonyLuv. No suh.
you are extremely lucky
Did you just say UNSUB
Criminal Minds is mine Shiat
Brenden no men with lisps!!!
Usual Suspect says:
@Igo – You taking it off too? You see the response that 1911 got today.
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Ah naw Ive done enough…. from here on out to see IGO you gotta have G14 classified security pass…
It’s Change 557
Why yall
Chile please.
ShyTowne says:
but it is o.k. for us to read about your whore expeditions you have a seat _/
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SEE NOW YOU TALKING SHOTS AT FOLKS AND CAN’T EVEN MAN/WOMAN UP TO IT
HIDING BEHIND A NAME AND EMAIL
yallcrazy says:
Cali VIRGOS ROCK
________________
Sholl do
:coffe: There are some elaborate story tellers on SR not liars..
Heyyyyyyyy Kita Boo
“whore expeditions”
Well dayum. :hahahah:
This unsub is scaring me. I need Hotch or Reed to come and hold me
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YSoSrs says:
@YGO
You ain’t ready for HonyLuv. No suh
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Nah… HonyLuv aint ready for me.
dont get in something she cant get out of.
Frenchie
Just Me & You 
Honycoatd- says:
@ Shy
You can’t be fonting with your mouth so full— and don’t eat with your mouth open young lady
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
thank you, but i think your attention is needed in the igo area you have your hand in too many baskets i see
@ IGO
Action not a bag a mouth *taps you on the head*
Come talk to me when you want me to pull you around your neck with my thighs.
Usual Suspect says:
Gag ball – Tell me more please.
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Whats up you never used a gag ball?
you should try it.
@YALL
Thank you. I’d even take Morgan and his shark mouth right now.
@CALI
Shy is acting like an unsub. I know all the signs.
DCKimmie
IONO what is going on!
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am i too assume your mother and father named you french ki$$es spelled this way exactly? we are all hiding behind names and emails here at least most of us are
I’m not hiding from anyone. i responded to what was directed towards me fair game.
@ Shy
This place is like a buffet too many good shyt to eat so why pass up when I can eat till I am satisfied? I like my moneys worth.
yallcrazy says:
DCKimmie
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Yso Yep, and that unsub could be 1)’deem 2)the antichrist (from yesterday) or 3) SR’s new pc 4) none of the damn above
Honycoatd- says:
@ IGO
Action not a bag a mouth *taps you on the head*
Come talk to me when you want me to pull you around your neck with my thighs.
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MMMM…. Im talking now
are you sure your thighs can take the pounding…. i mean i wouldnt wanna fk nothing up for ya.
dckimmie says:
yallcrazy says:
DCKimmie
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GGrrrrrllll, you already know!! And Naija said she apologized, but I didn’t see it. ION got no twitta and ish
i am not the following
chiby
change
posche
mstizch
tatted
you hardly know me but you do know the string puller…..
Awwww booo dont hate congratulate!
WOMEN
HOW
ON
RELATIONS
EXPIRE
@ IGO
I can be a bull so guess what I can take the daggering.
All I ask is no blood please.
I knew you couldnt stay mad at me
I wanna stick my fist up your peehole till you bleed. Yes baby, you deserve it
Then I wanna pull your 4skin as far as it will go and let it snap back like a rubba band…Yeah you like dat dontcha?
please respond by phone,,,And know more collect calls damnitt
^^Not directed at you YallStill,,,Im playing an game with one of the posters here
STFU Shy! With yo hating azz…I mean damn, it’s 2012 and u still calling folks whores?
and whoever yuo talking about say their name! Punks! 
KIMMIE!
Brennadan rofl :lmao:
Im really loving how people think I make up stories about my life especially becuz I always wanted to be a movie star but TRUST I wouldn’t put that much energy into fueling a LIE! Im consistent and both admired
and THANKS FANS!
Honycoatd- says:
@ Shy
This place is like a buffet too many good shyt to eat so why pass up when I can eat till I am satisfied? I like my moneys worth
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i don’t like things that have been touched over by multiple people nor who do not give proper attention i have chosen who i want. keep your money.
Sooo…The dominant unsub is this Puppet Master. It’s all coming together.
<—No it's not.
you hardly know me but you do know the string puller…..
^^
Did the string puller file a civil suit back in 92 against the makers that so called all natural hair relaxer RIO that they used to advertise on BET cuzz it burned her scalp and left her with permanent welts on her neck? 
Yea I think Im starting to figure this out 
Why the name though?
am not the following
chiby
change
posche
mstizch
tatted
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Who cares tho! What we do know is that you are weird and like submission so bow down DOGGY!
Dymond says:
STFU Shy! With yo hating azz…I mean damn, it’s 2012 and u still calling folks whores? and whoever yuo talking about say their name! Punks!
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why you mad son
So, so testy.
This string puller you speak of….does she hide behind cameras and has a hairdresser that uses the smallest curling iron and an alcohol based product?
598 was for Brendbew fyi…
Honycoatd- says:
@ IGO
I can be a bull so guess what I can take the daggering.
All I ask is no blood please.
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I bet you can…
But understand this aint for the play right here.
And not the good weird that we can all share in either..
Choco aka Hippie says:
Im really loving how people think I make up stories about my life especially becuz I always wanted to be a movie star but TRUST I wouldn’t put that much energy into fueling a LIE! Im consistent and both admired
and THANKS FANS!
^^So you are our mystery guest?
Kanky heffa…I had no idea you was family ^5
Chocohippie
even tho i am the dominant she is my submissive i am a good master and allow her to toy around no harm no foul. she is happy this is all that matters
STFU Shy! judging other folks about what they like but you dont mind being drug around your dirty azz floor on a leash! GTFOH!
Hardy har har, you happy Auntie?
<–fake laughter
@ IGO and Hony….If yall make that happen, send me stillshots.
Ugggggghhhh say what?
@YALL
This was sorta amusing when it was fresh but the game is quickly becoming stale. I hope it’s not anyone I usually like cause they probably won’t care much for me after today.
gypsyeyes says:
This string puller you speak of….does she hide behind cameras and has a hairdresser that uses the smallest curling iron and an alcohol based product?
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no she is hiding behind her email watching certain people shred me and laughing or smirking should i say
Chocohippie
even tho i am the dominant she is my submissive i am a good master and allow her to toy around no harm no foul. she is happy this is all that matters
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She is crazy and you are pyscho thanks for letting us know we here on SR appreciate your business now kindly take it eleswhere!
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ IGO and Hony….If yall make that happen, send me stillshots.
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Dimplez
Hony dont know what she getting herself into…
woman you have no idea!!!!
So, I need to ask. Is SHE a REAL person or are you, Shy, having a Tamar Braxton, She/Me/Her moment while trying to entice yourself?
#MentalMasturbation
@ SHY
I was not giving you my money… shyt. but anyways your not my cup of tea even if I had gas and wanted to belch so fuk off and be content.
@ IGO…Why don’t you tell her where we can all see it.
I want you to fart in my mouth,,,Then let me regurgitate it in yours,,,You like that dont you? I want you to ride the 2 headed didlo with me. First person to bust has to lay in the wet spot. You like that, huh,,You like it?
Please respond by text, Im out of off peak mins
Blunt?
@SHY
actually frenchy is my nickname with my family sooo yess
Ki$$es cause i love to kiss…this is me
i’ve put my pic up plenty of times…………..
tis all
if i want to call someone on here a whore i will followed by a @ sign
#carryon
IGO — SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!!
ALright yall Im out…
Yall have a good weekend
As for me… there’s a bottle with my name written all over it.
And Im sure they’re a few breast as well… LATER
Does anyone have the sudden urge to throw stones at the PERSON known at SHY like they do in the Middle East or Africa – we could stone it!
#MentalMasturbation
^^Is there such a thing? Can you cum from that? Wait..Is that where the term ‘water on the brain’ is derived from?
Mental masturbation-getting wet…water on the brain,,,makes since 
MzDimplez1123 says:
So, I need to ask. Is SHE a REAL person or are you, Shy, having a Tamar Braxton, She/Me/Her moment while trying to entice yourself?
#MentalMasturbation
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Honycoatd- says:
IGO — SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!!
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Alright…
Can you work the stick though
This has gots to be some young puppy love mess, because I can’t for the life of me believe that someone on here is really doing this…
@Igo and Bre can relate – Never tried the gag ball. The closet thing laying around was a dirty tube sock. Anything to stop the yells from pentrating the walls.
I already threw an old Easter egg at it earlier…
ESPECIALLY not someone who gets along and blogs with the likes of us. Imposter.
*turns nose all the way up*
Like I would drown if it rained..
Ignore it and maybe it’ll go away
IGO even if I wasn’t taught how to before I can always learn. But I trust I will be just fine.
@IGo – I learn to drive a car ona stick, so that makes me a expert. How many gears?
.O time
<—pinky up straight
Where is SON & Ho’boygurrrllll
Yall seen them?
Shy got some secret office crush going on and I can’t bother with those kinda admirers.
Dymond says:
STFU Shy! judging other folks about what they like but you dont mind being drug around your dirty azz floor on a leash! GTFOH!
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you sound jealous
you should find you a master
This proably CD….
Guhl Did you get on some of that new drug call icemethcarcak?
Yeah I agree anyone who is FAM wouldn’t even embarrass themselves like this so yeah yall wanna go to the new post and leave SHY and imaginary DOMINATRIX in here!
Honycoatd- says:
IGO even if I wasn’t taught how to before I can always learn. But I trust I will be just fine.
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Think so huh?
Alright… I dig confidence
oan i’m the one being judged
@CALI girl,,,What has come over thee
Dont get me wrong, I like it,,,But no wonder you dont want Mister knowing…Chile,,,If my boo Peaches fount out some of the stuff I post on here,,,Hed a been put me out 
Usual Suspect says:
@IGo – I learn to drive a car ona stick, so that makes me a expert. How many gears?
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mmmmmmm
I could but I wont…
Later ladies
Im gone
I’m gonna jack Honey coated up……Sneaky heifer, she infriged twice in one day. Remind me to invite her to my pool party.
Later IGO
We gonna go there one day…. 
ShyTowne says:
oan i’m the one being judged
^Cuzz you wont let us in on the game??? At least show a chat log, a copy of some of the emails,,yanno show so damn receipts,,,Or else it aint happen
its only a secret to you, and i far from admire you. doesn’t igo have something to place in your mouth?
@UNSUB
If you didn’t want to be judged you shouldn’t have brought this sht here. Y’all should know how we are.
Hope this isn’t Change and Tatted or I’m a hafta take my name back. No more Chatted for you.
Fuk this puto!!
Bitch I dont need a master but obviously your dumbass does
Who’s jealous of an idiot and her imaginary friend?
@BreBre – Sometimes I like to let my hair down and spice up folks day. Just my part of giving back, since I was kicked off the usher board.
WOW people.
Have a good weekend all
I think its a girl. Men don’t generally use have a seat.
@Cali,,,Girl,,,You knw damn well you aint got no hair,,,But I get what you sayin
@Dymond – But tell the truth did the ubsub turn on on was it me? IJS
What happened to JMO?
@yallcrazy I answered you in the upper post…please see #64
@Bre – If I bought it it’s mine. #carryon
here brendan these are her responses to me
Of course you have permission……….
please proceed……
Go to the new post…..it should be right on point!
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I want you to add more….PLEASE!
I love reading your “poetry”
…. you want me to be ganged up on?
I know this about Mannie but it cracked me up to tears because no one knows where this is coming from and they are eating popcorn and saying WTF. and the fact no one responded…this shyt is classic!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
better yet, go to the CNN post…..
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MY RESPONSE TO HER WAS: in a trayvon martin post
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her response: Oh…that’s true. Sorry. Didnt think it through
OAN Beyonce post got 500+ comments.
#chitthatmatters
AND if only your Puppet Master’s opinion matters, why you getting mad and feeling judged?
We just got similar taste in the imagination department but IGO might be too slow for my liking although he stated otherwise.
@IGo please email the gravi to jin_1380@
Not classic.
@Shy Towne – Did you CHANGE your name YES or NO. Don’t play :fight:
Naija, finally! Where is this “apology”?
*kicks OTBYonce in her soft spot* It wasn’t for Bey.
dymond
you really mad are you a resident of dry island? usually those are the hostile ones
i am no one’s bitch but i do have one, now be productive with your weekend and put something in your mouth
no i have not
GOT DAYUM yall some lonely fuks! @ SHY What the hail I mean yall really dont have anything real going on in yall’s life this bish is telling you stalk us or follow us does she even have functioning pussy cuz if she needs this chit to get turned on I feel for ya!
actually i am not mad i’m just answering questions to the best of my ability. no harm no foul
@Honey – Just messing….You can have IGO…Don’t tell him I just gave up on him all wily nilly. 1911 share each moment. :ye: How he undresses to the point does he have nice feet…. #whatmatters
i;m off it was fun
ShyTowne says:
here brendan these are her responses to me
Of course you have permission……….
please proceed……
Go to the new post…..it should be right on point!
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I want you to add more….PLEASE!
I love reading your “poetry”
I know this about Mannie but it cracked me up to tears because no one knows where this is coming from and they are eating popcorn and saying WTF. and the fact no one responded…this shyt is classic!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
better yet, go to the CNN post…..
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MY RESPONSE TO HER WAS: in a trayvon martin post …. you want me to be ganged up on?
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her response: Oh…that’s true. Sorry. Didnt think it through
^^^Okay,,,Okay,,,So maybe youre not jacking off here,,,Maybe there is someone else involved,,,Do you bew,,,Im all for being different and weird
I dnt see how this is a turn on tho,,,But then again it takes more to get me hot,,,I need visual aides, whips, chains, butt plugs and so on…Yanno 
NaijaGal says:
@yallcrazy I saw her ‘apology’ on rhymes with a snitch…she said “I love u Chicago and Tampa. Thanks for your patience. Forgive me.” This was posted on twitter
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Fukc that bish! That’s no apology. She did it to Tampa too?
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Shyt, maybe you should try sucking on one, you might like it!
hmmm Shy is sure using alot what we have talked about lately in her responses.
But oh well no silent mole gets too much of my time.
And if I want whatever IGO has in my mouth—I don’t need your permission but to clear up your thoughts I rather be fuggin it than sucking it. I can do way more just using my gymnastic abilities.
Cali
IGO lacks the spunk I need to fire up this engine.
i;m off it was fun
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Kicks the door slammed shut! DONT COME BACK
@UNSUB
Hope it was worth it.
Oh 681 was for you yo, I shortened your name and ish
I was not giving you my money… shyt. but anyways your not my cup of tea even if I had gas and wanted to belch so fuk off and be content^
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i was being content you offered i declined. no harm no foul
ok off fo real it’s been one
IM OUT YA’LL
If that was real and that’s her circumstance
Only in America….
WTF happened in here?
@Yall wheres the
@Man
Some bullshatt straight bullshatttt
@MAN
I don’t think you want to know. Wasn’t no real girl-on-girl action or nothing.
695 was very nice of you Yso
Saucey talking about she out and aint said shiat….
Well I’m off too…picking up some bubbly to make some of these bubbles you speak of.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
WTF happened in here?
There was a little…Errrybody wanted to show me there areolos.
@Shy – So you didn’t change your name…are you new? When did you register?
SHY
I guess you misread what I fonted. I was not offering you anything so you could have never declined me. Anyways you walk good and next time just fonting so much mysteriously.
I can’t trust YSO. Now I will have to rummage through all this bullchit in case there was some girl-on-girl.
@YALL
It was, wasn’t? I told you, must be a full moon.
I refuse to pay for extra condimennnnnnnnnnnnnts
@MAN
<—How can you not trust this face?
Damn what happened here I was enjoying the friendly discussion on role models
