Was Seal Choking His Chicken During Australia’s The Voice?

Sharp eyed observers noted that singer Seal was more than just overcome by his emotions during last night’s episode of Australia’s The Voice. They believe he was handling his business on live television.

From Gawker.com:

In his capacity as judge and coach on the Australian version of Dutch singing competition The Voice, singer-songwriter Seal holds in his hands the fate of hopeful contestants yearning for superstardom.

On the most recent episode of the show, Heidi Klum’s former eye candy was caught on camera appearing to abuse that power.

Did he or didn’t he? Watch and judge for yourself.



 


424 Responses to “Was Seal Choking His Chicken During Australia’s The Voice?”

  1. 1

    :rofl:
    They sayin this cause he black!

  2. 2
    Smonae80 says:

    Eww gross :vomit:

  3. 3
    EB says:

    :rofl: he misses Heidi

  4. 4
    NaijaGal says:

    :rofl: :rofl: a mess

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    Anna says:

    Aint nobody checking for Seal. Heidi can come get her man back.

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    lady_cn says:

    In his capacity as judge and coach on the Australian version of Dutch singing competition The Voice, singer-songwriter Seal holds in his hands the fate of hopeful contestants yearning for superstardom.
    ___________________________________________

    No pun intended, right? :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    That clenched fist was moving back and forth with a quickness….

    Damn, Seal :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    OMG :rofl: :rofl:

  10. 10
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: WHEN ITS THAT TIME SEAL SAID FAWK YALL!! :rofl: WERE HIDI!!

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    datsmdubya2u says:

    I……Cain’t…………breef……………Sandra

    :yawn: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Really that's me tryin to catch my breath!!

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    NaijaGal says:

    So fellas (Phro, Man) do yall have personal moments are work?

  13. 13
    lady_cn says:

    As I watch the video for the 3rd time, I can’t help but :blink: thinking THAT’S what he’s beatin his meat to? After Heidi?

  14. 14
    datsmdubya2u says:

    Sooo plump Aborigines turn him on? go figure :shrugs:

  15. 15

    bawahahahahahaahahahah choking his chicken :rofl: It sure does look like it :hahaha: :ha: Seal :lol:

  16. 16

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best :jack: you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!
    1. at work
    2. on the drive home from work
    3. at church
    :yes:

  17. 17
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @Man

    3. at church

    _______________________

    :shocked:

  18. 18
    JMO says:

    at church :rofl:

  19. 19

    @Najai
    If I were you, I would never shake a dudes hand at work.
    :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SO YALL GUYS REALLY BUST ONE AT WORK?? HOW DO U HIDE IT?? U MAKE ANY NOISE? DOES THAT GUSSHY NOISE GET GOING?? :popcorn: ANYBODY WALK UP ON U? WHAT U DO WHAT U SAY??

  21. 21
    lady_cn says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!

    3. at church

    ______________________________________________

    :no:

  22. 22

    @Man but you dont get caught :jack: :hahaha: be discreet wit ya ish

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  24. 24

    Im that dude on the back pew with my hands in my pocket and I never stand up because my “ankle hurt.”

    :coffee:

  25. 25
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    3. at church
    ^^ ESTE GUEY! :rofl:

  26. 26

    ummm, wow…I’m sure if he WAS doing that one of the cameras would have caught him…but it DOES look suspect! :rofl:

  27. 27
    datsmdubya2u says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SO YALL GUYS REALLY BUST ONE AT WORK?? HOW DO U HIDE IT?? U MAKE ANY NOISE? DOES THAT GUSSHY NOISE GET GOING?? :popcorn: ANYBODY WALK UP ON U? WHAT U DO WHAT U SAY??

    __________________________

    :popcorn: :yes:

  28. 28

    :stop: did this ninja say Chucccccccccch :huh:

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  30. 30

    @Laker
    Nigga go to the bathroom most of the time…
    :coffee:

  31. 31
    KyCakes says:

    Did you guys ever see ‘Due Date’ with Zach Galifinakis and Robert Downey Jr.?

    That fool was jacking off in the car when they were sleeping at a rest stop; talm bout “I slept like an angel last night; you should have masturbated like I did”
    :ghost:

  32. 32
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    MY ANKLE HURT :rofl: I HATE CHU!!

  33. 33
    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Im that dude on the back pew with my hands in my pocket and I never stand up because my “ankle hurt.”

    :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :think:

  34. 34

    Jenie :cheer:

    hell yeah he said chuch :rofl:

    #ManGotIssues

  35. 35
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN MOST OF THE TIMES.. THE OTHER :waiting:

  36. 36
    KyCakes says:

    @Man :rofl:

  37. 37
    lady_cn says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Im that dude on the back pew with my hands in my pocket and I never stand up because my “ankle hurt.”
    ______________________________________________________

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee! There’s a guy at my church that is sticking out in my head right now. Always wanting to hug me and chit at the end of church. Not falling for it :nono: I don’t hug or shake hands with people I’m not close to.

  38. 38

    @JMO
    If a nigga at Church and not in a wheelchair and he NEVER stand up?

    He gettin that good hand! :yes:

  39. 39

    KyCakes says:

    Did you guys ever see ‘Due Date’ with Zach Galifinakis and Robert Downey Jr.?

    That fool was jacking off in the car when they were sleeping at a rest stop; talm bout “I slept like an angel last night; you should have masturbated like I did”

    :rofl: :rofl: funny as hell!

  40. 40
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SO WHAT U DO WITH UR UMMM.. UR.. :sperm: ? WERE DOES IT ALL GO??

  41. 41
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @Man

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Laker
    Nigga go to the bathroom most of the time…
    :coffee:

    ______________________________

    :ghost: <<<<<< Me just passed out….

  42. 42
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    MAN HAS CALLD OUT ALL THEM MEN STANDING UP IN CHURCH :rofl:

  43. 43

    Lakes u sure u want answers to these questions? :(

  44. 44

    Fay man has absolutely no sense, That devil a lie :hahaha:

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    Bird says:

    Let me scroll back up and see who asked Man antythang on this topic. You really need yo :spank:

    You too Sandra. You know folk (Man) gonna be using the hail out of that disgusting :jack: emoticon now.

  46. 46

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust! :ashamed:

  47. 47

    @Lakes
    You can get a good release at ur desk. If u know u aint gotta stand up.

    U can play it off.

    coworker: “Can u come to my desk and see something?”

    Me: “yeah, give me a sec cause Imnso tired today…”
    **wiping myself cleann under the desk**

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    JMO says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Lakes u sure u want answers to these questions? :(
    ________________________

    :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I really hate that emoticon. :lol: The jack off. Its so immature :lol:

  50. 50
    Ms. YaYa says:

    @KyCakes That was funny…even the dog was doing it

  51. 51
    JMO says:

    Ewww Man!!

  52. 52
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust!
    ^^ MMMHHMM.. THE LOOK IN THEY FACE.. THE WAY THE PEEN GETS ESSTRA TICK THE VAIN.. :ashamed: AY DIOS MIO HELP ME!!

  53. 53

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @JMO
    If a nigga at Church and not in a wheelchair and he NEVER stand up?

    He gettin that good hand!
    _________________________

    :huh: my azz gone be looking at ninjas sitting down in chuccch like :blink: ok I am signing off on that note damn , can’t be thinking those thoughts up in the chuccccch house :stop: I rebuke that :pigsfly:

  54. 54

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.” :yes:

  55. 55
    datsmdubya2u says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust! :ashamed:

    _________________________________________

    Dis is true…… :coffee:

  56. 56

    just got a call & the caller had a Brittish accent :love:

  57. 57
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    coworker: “Can u come to my desk and see something?”

    Me: “yeah, give me a sec cause Imnso tired today…”
    **wiping myself cleann under the desk**

    :rofl: SEE NO MORE SHAKING HANDS OR LETTING ANYBODY COME CLOSE.. COCHINOS!!

  58. 58
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    KyCakes says:

    @YaYa right? I choked I was laughing so damn hard….

  60. 60

    @OTB
    :jack: <ur face
    :jack: <ur breast
    :jack: <ur belly
    #generous

  61. 61
    KyCakes says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.”

    ————————————————————
    :rofl:

    Bet it looks like a snow storm in your trashcan….

  62. 62
    Sandra Rose says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!
    1. at work
    2. on the drive home from work
    3. at church
    ____________________

    I agree. A little change of scenery heightens the sensations. :yes:

  63. 63
    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.” :yes:
    _________________________________________________________________

    So you be walking around at work with dry pieces of tissue stuck to yo dyck dude??

  64. 64
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I CANT SEE MY BRO SOCKS AND NOT THINK OF YALL NASTY FUKAS!!! :wail: NOW CHURCH AND WORK!! :ghost:

  65. 65

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    You can get a good release at ur desk. If u know u aint gotta stand up.

    U can play it off.

    coworker: “Can u come to my desk and see something?”

    Me: “yeah, give me a sec cause Imnso tired today…”
    **wiping myself cleann under the desk**

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.”

    :no: :hurl:

  66. 66

    Awwww Lawd Auntie :crying: :hahaha:

  67. 67

    Sandra Rose says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!
    1. at work
    2. on the drive home from work
    3. at church
    ____________________

    I agree. A little change of scenery heightens the sensations.

    :dead: :dead: #icant :rofl:

  68. 68

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust! :ashamed:

    ____________

    :clap: :cosign: this is the single most true statement in this thread…I fukkking LOOOOOVVEEE to see a sexy man bust! *faints*

  69. 69
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: DID SANDRITA AGREE WITH FUKN MAN!! :rofl: I LIKES THIS POST!

  70. 70
    KyCakes says:

    @Man yeah; something’s been runnin’ but it damn sho’ ain’t your nose…
    :hahaha:

  71. 71
    KyCakes says:

    Dammit Sandra :rofl: :rofl:

  72. 72

    @JMO so what brought back on the gravi missy? :coffee:

  73. 73
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @ Man

    Soooo…did you take care of the situation at your desk after you saw the Nicki Minaj photo in the other post?

    Jus’ wonderin (visualizing) :blush:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FEFE :yes: ITS BEUTIFUL… *SIGH*

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    lady_cn says:

    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.”
    _________________________________________________________________

    So you be walking around at work with dry pieces of tissue stuck to yo dyck dude??
    _______________________________________________

    :rofl: :dead:

    Y’all bout to get me fired today I’m laughing so hard right now!

  77. 77

    @JMO
    No. U wipe urself off and its back to work with a new attitude. :yes:

    U aint gotta keep the tissue on ur ****. Its just like wiping your nose. Wipe it off and good as new.

  78. 78

    @OTB

    :jack: <—-just because you HATE it! :lol:

  79. 79

    OTB u know good and damn WELL u cant express something like that to Man & not expect #60 to happen

    #helpful

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: MAN IS FUKN ESSTUPID!!

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    JinxnJade555 says:

    @Man :blink: Having me side-eye everybody from here on out. :lipssealed:

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    KyCakes says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    No. U wipe urself off and its back to work with a new attitude.
    ————————————————————-
    :whistle:

    I’m feelin’ good from my head to my shoes
    Know where I’m goin’ and I know what to do
    I tidied up my point of view
    I got a new attitude

    :hahaha:

  85. 85

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home? :waiting:

  86. 86
    OutsidetheBox says:

    OTB
    <ur face
    <ur breast
    <ur belly
    #generous


    You bastid. :rofl:

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    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust!
    ____

    ^^It needed to be posted again… :coffee:

  88. 88
    KyCakes says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home?
    ——————————————————————–
    I’ve played ‘whammy’ when wearing a skirt sometimes :ashamed:

  89. 89

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home? :waiting:

    ___________

    All the time….

    #keepingitreal

  90. 90
    OutsidetheBox says:

    On the car ride home? :huh: Hell naw. :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :blink:

    It DID look as if he was jackin’! :lol:

  92. 92

    FeFe :ashamed: it’s almost the most beautifullest thing in this world :yes: and if it’s ALOT?? *swoons*

    i memba Playla was tellin me abt this time she watched this guy skeet off like 17 times. (she said something about rewinding to count or something, forgive me my memory is bad) and she REALLY enjoyed watching that. she is SUCH a bad, bad girl :yes: :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Good Afternoon, EVERYONE! :hug:

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    @Dats
    I aint jack today cause I been a lil busy, but
    it was on and poppin that day yall was talkin bout riding yall stuffed animals. Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

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    I Go There says:

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    :coffee:

    mmmmm

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    Mannie says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Laker
    Nigga go to the bathroom most of the time…
    ____________________________

    :cosign:

    Now back to lurking…

  97. 97
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Tatt Tatt :hi:

  98. 98
    lady_cn says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home?
    ___________________________________________

    Uh, no. The people here in TN don’t drive very well (they may be ‘giving themselves the fanga’) so I have to keep my eyes and mind on the road.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN :ashamed: SI.. IN THE CAR I CAUSE A FUKN ACCIDENT TRYING TO BUST ONE :nono:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    i memba Playla was tellin me abt this time she watched this guy skeet off like 17 times.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Are YOU Playla??? :thinking:
    :lol:

  101. 101
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

    :rofl:

  102. 102
    The Makeup Maven says:

    Shaun :hug:

  103. 103
    Mannie says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    On the car ride home? Hell naw.
    _______________________

    :cosign:

    Now really back to lurking… :kona:

  104. 104
    JinxnJade555 says:

    Everywhere else but work. I cant bring myself at the job, too many nosy-azz people. :ashamed:

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    KyCakes says:

    Tatted! :yahoo:

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    JMO says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @JMO so what brought back on the gravi missy? :coffee:
    _______________________________________________________________

    The circles? Oh nothing … jus hoping we can all be friends like the circles of life in my gravi :biggrin:

    #e-worldpeace :peace:

  107. 107

    :dead: @”Playla”

    Girl, that’s the part of the porn that sends me into happy places….
    It ain’t the SAME without seeing that :jack:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FeFe it’s almost the most beautifullest thing in this world and if it’s ALOT?? *swoons*

    ^^ SO HAPPY I NOT ALONE ON THIS ONE.. IF ITS ALOT..AND WHEN IT JUST BUST RIGHT THRU :ashamed: A MESS..
    @SIS :2dance:

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    NaijaGal says:

    TATTED :yahoo:

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    @OTB
    That car ride is best babe.
    :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    but
    it was on and poppin that day yall was talkin bout riding yall stuffed animals. Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG WITH YOU! :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

    :rofl: SO IF U QUIET U GIVING LIL CEELO A HAND :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Naija Not at my grown up jobs…

    BUT…this one time in high school when I was working at the hospital I did bring a fresh sock to work.. :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    SIS, Kycakes, Naija :hug:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Fe :2dance:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    It is a glorious thing to see a man bust. Ugly faces and all….best part of the porn’s I watch.

    Gotta see their face to get the full effect though. :coffee:

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    2know the ledge says:

    the vid was too damn :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Go There says:

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    mmmmm

    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO? :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    How the hell do yall do it at work?? I be so intrigued by the comments that I don’t eeeven see people waiting to talk to me so I can’t IMAGINE me fukkin my damn self :nono:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    #e-worldpeace :peace:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    It is a glorious thing to see a man bust. Ugly faces and all….best part of the porn’s I watch.

    Gotta see their face to get the full effect though. :coffee:

    ___________

    YESSS!!!! :yahoo:

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    I Go There says:

    This place should be called “Land of the mastubators”

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    :think:
    My personal record for skeets is 12.
    But u gotta not
    jack for a few days to shoot off like that.

    Who can wait
    that long?

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Also……

    1) Guilty of jacking off in the car ride home. I have a 52 mile ride home in rush hour traffic…..super dark tints…and a bullet in my glove compartment.

    Do the math. :coffee:

    I’ve done it at work, but not in the building, in my car in the dark corner of the parking garage….only time I park my car in head-first. :-D

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY :yes:

  127. 127

    I Go There says:

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    :coffee:

    mmmmm

    _____________
    :coffee: :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Sassy :rofl: at “jacking off”

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @JMO

    I tried to do it at my desk back in the days when I had an office that had a door. I can’t pull that sh*t off now in this crowded azz aisle with all these damn govt issued cubicles.

    You could do it in a bathroom, but I found it uncomfortable and the buzz from my bullet is kinda loud and will be exaggerated in a tiled bathroom so…..the Nissan, it is.

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    NaijaGal says:

    @IGo have you had personal moments at work

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    @LAKE
    If we in the middle of talkin secks and I get
    quiet or my responses get short, im prolly :jack:

  132. 132
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Go There says:

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    mmmmm

    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO?
    __________________________________________________

    other than I Cum on command

    NOPE

    :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: The first time I “had personal time” I used a condom.. #SafeSex :coffee:

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    KyCakes says:

    @Sassy :ghost:

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    JMO says:

    52 miles :blink: one way??? Chit, I thought my 22 miles one way was bad

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    Do you find urself forwarding through most of the porns to just get to the cum shot?! And be real disappointed and annoyed if it’s one where he doesn’t pull out and show it or something?

    Me either. :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND :rofl:
    @IGO MMMMHHMM… :think:

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    JMO says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @JMO

    I tried to do it at my desk back in the days when I had an office that had a door. I can’t pull that sh*t off now in this crowded azz aisle with all these damn govt issued cubicles.

    You could do it in a bathroom, but I found it uncomfortable and the buzz from my bullet is kinda loud and will be exaggerated in a tiled bathroom so…..the Nissan, it is.
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @JMO

    1 way….. my car turned 1 year old on March 30…… with 30k+ miles on the odometer. :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    The first time I “had personal time” I used a condom..
    ^^ SEE THIS SH1T HERE :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: The first time I “had personal time” I used a condom.. #SafeSex :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Phro shut up…LAWD I just hollered :hahaha: your had been around huh, ole slutty hand

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    I Go There says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @IGo have you had personal moments at work
    __________________________________________

    At Work?

    Maybe one or Thrice… but I have to be REALLY worked up to just
    rub on out at the office.

  144. 144
    KyCakes says:

    @IGO

    CUM

    did you do it? :think:

  145. 145
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: @Sassy

  146. 146

    @The Ladies
    Would u prefer a dude SHOOT out a little of cum,
    or for a huge amount of
    cum to leak out?
    :coffee:

  147. 147
    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    @IGO

    CUM

    did you do it?
    ____________________

    :lol:

    Not that easy KY

    but you on the right track…

  148. 148
    Phrozen1der says:

    #IJS I aint want “it” getting on me… :coffee:

  149. 149

    @PHRO
    where ur hand been nigga? :lol:

  150. 150
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Man

    I prefer huge amounts as LONG AS it’s not going all inside of me…

    “what goes up must come down.”

    And sometimes….panty liners ain’t catching it all.

    I hate dribbly cum though. Too slow. I need fast, violent, voluminous skeets!

  151. 151
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN >>> a huge amount of
    cum to leak out? :yes: I DONT WANT A COUPLE OF DROPS.. :ashamed: DAM YALL

  152. 152
    Phrozen1der says:

    @JMO @Naija @Laker :lol:

  153. 153
    cheeks8683 says:

    Wooooooooooow! That looks REAL suspect. Especially when his eyes rolled back in his head….

  154. 154

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    Do you find urself forwarding through most of the porns to just get to the cum shot?! And be real disappointed and annoyed if it’s one where he doesn’t pull out and show it or something?

    Me either. :coffee:

    _________________

    :yes: and I get real annoyed if I’ve fast-forwarded thru all that and he just DRIZZLES….I need to see a huge load let off and he needs to have the fukk face in FULL EFFECT… :coffee:

  155. 155
    KyCakes says:

    @Man If I’m swallowing, a little dab’ll do me…

    If I’m not swallowing, you can be Niagra Falls for all I care…

    :coffee:

  156. 156
    I Go There says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    Do you find urself forwarding through most of the porns to just get to the cum shot?! And be real disappointed and annoyed if it’s one where he doesn’t pull out and show it or something?

    Me either.
    __________________________________________

    Most New Porn Movies

    Have Cum shot scenes… just for those with that viewing pleasure
    :coffee:

  157. 157

    JMO says:

    How the hell do yall do it at work?? I be so intrigued by the comments that I don’t eeeven see people waiting to talk to me so I can’t IMAGINE me fukkin my damn self

    :hahaha:

    i love u hawnee bastids :rofl:

    TaBew :kiss: perish the thought! i’ve known Playla all my life tho. we tight :coffee:

  158. 158
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man :rofl: It was my first time I aint know what to expect..

    @Sassy :dead:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Too slow. I need fast, violent, voluminous skeets
    ^^ :cheer: SHAIT BE NIIIICE AND FLOOWING!!

  160. 160
    OutsidetheBox says:

    You gotta have some kids JMO. :lol: You get a third eye in the back of your head and dog ears in exchange :lol:

  161. 161
    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    Me too!

    I get even more annoyed when he doesn’t pull out and do it. I can’t see the cum if you putting it inside that porno bish! It does NOTHING for me!!!

    Do you watch just the homemade porn vids of regular azz men jacking off too?

    Me either. :coffee: I heard they have the BEST cumshots though!

  163. 163
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KY :rofl:

  164. 164
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ PlayPlay…I’m mean FayFay :kiss:
    Hahahah – You’ve known her ALL your life?? Ya’ll must be TIGHT! :lol:

  165. 165

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @The Ladies
    Would u prefer a dude SHOOT out a little of cum

    SKEET SKEET all day baby! shoot LOTS. open up a can a SPLODE on my azz :yes:

  166. 166

    @Sassy

    I haven’t watched the vids made with JUST cum shots…I like to see the man get worked up…

  167. 167
    The Makeup Maven says:

    KyCakes says:

    @Man If I’m swallowing, a little dab’ll do me…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :shocked:
    :lol:

  168. 168
    69 says:

    I had to come out of lurking to tell you that y’all that each and every one of you need a :spank:

    Too Live in here today! :hahaha:

    Dang, back to work for me… :kona:

    :kiss: to Fay, Tatted, Naija, Laker, FeFe on my way out.

  169. 169
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :no: YOU GUYS ARE BEING BAAAAAD! :lol:

  170. 170

    I don’t think I should be in here. :no: I don’t watch porn and I hate masturbating. :shrug:

    *Goes back to eat my chicken salad*

  171. 171
    The Makeup Maven says:

    69 :hug:

  172. 172
    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
    Go There says:
    Men Busting Nuts Huh?
    mmmmm
    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO?
    __________________________________________________
    other than I Cum on command
    NOPE
    ________________________________________________________–

    CUM!!!!

  173. 173
    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—dont really have a penchant for the cum shot. :(

  174. 174
    Phrozen1der says:

    <—– Literally :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? :popcorn: I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..

  176. 176
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    That’s what I’m talking about. They have homemade masturbation vids. :lol:

    The masturbation vids always have the best cumshots at the end. Might be watching for about 10-15 mins to get to it though…..

  177. 177
    Bibi says:

    :wtf:

    Did Sandra chime in???

    Yall is some straight freaks!!!!

  178. 178
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oooo, yum! Chicken salad. Just had soup. And it was “light”. :(

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @69 :hug:
    @DIMPZ YEAH U AINT GOING TO LIKE THIS CONVO WIFIE :kona: <<LE GO

  181. 181
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Laker

    I have a foolproof method to make a dude think you’re swallowing but not do it.

    Email me. I cannot share my secret on the board.

    #BeenFoolingMisterForAlmost8Years

    (Except on the rare occasions when I DO swallow and try to hold it down.)

  182. 182
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS :no:
    :lol:

  183. 183

    @Tatted

    But you love it when we’re baaaad!! :yes:

    :bye: @69

  184. 184
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz Do you not press your “button” when you getting “peened down”?? :rofl:

  185. 185
    I Go There says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @The Ladies
    Would u prefer a dude SHOOT out a little of cum

    SKEET SKEET all day baby! shoot LOTS. open up a can a SPLODE on my azz
    ___________________________________________________________________

    DAMN FAY…

    Im almost shocked you said that… I think I just got embarrassed

  186. 186
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :coffee:

  187. 187

    @Lakes

    My first time was on my honeymoon….before that I was just too SCARED! :oops:

  188. 188
  189. 189
    Bibi says:

    I hate masturbating.

    but why????

  190. 190

    I clearly said to pick one
    Big Nut
    OR
    Big shoot off!

    You cant have both! (I never knew ladies liked watching that)

  191. 191

    @Sassy

    Emailing you now… :pc:

  192. 192
    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Lakes Im a “faker”. :)

    I will “gather” it, but it aint going down. :) I tiptoe to the bathroom and give them a watery grave.

  193. 193

    @ Phro…sometimes but, that’s not the same as flying solo to me. :shrug:

    I bought a toy, tried that bish once and threw it away. I can’t get with them.

  194. 194
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I cannot share my secret on the board.

    :rofl:

  195. 195
    JMO says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @JMO

    1 way….. my car turned 1 year old on March 30…… with 30k+ miles on the odometer. :yes:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Damn!!! I remember when I bought my car and the first year I had to drive my azz to DC and I was pissed :lol: … I know the feeling girl

    My car will be paid off next month :yahoo:

  196. 196
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY :pc: HOLD UP THO.. :stop: I WANT THE FIRST TIME TO BE FOREALZ **FIXS A LOAD OF PINEAPLES**

  197. 197

    @SASSY
    Im addicted to homemade porn!
    :thumbsup:

  198. 198
    I Go There says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    IGO impressive
    __________________________________

    Why Thank you….

    It comes in handy

  199. 199

    @ BiBi…..I guess i’m too much into interaction and I interacting with myself doesn’t do it for me.

  200. 200
    OutsidetheBox says:

    OTB whatchu like then?

    Ion know…I think I just be jelly of them men :lol:

  201. 201
    I Go There says:

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
    Go There says:
    Men Busting Nuts Huh?
    mmmmm
    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO?
    __________________________________________________
    other than I Cum on command
    NOPE
    ________________________________________________________–

    CUM!!!!
    __________________________

    It aint that easy… :lol:

  202. 202
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    <—- Presses my easy play button CONSTANTLY!!!

    At work (quick press), in the car (elongated press), at home (violent press), in the bathroom (test press).

    I actually got caught trying to doa "quick tap" in the Homegoods store last Thursday! :lol:

    Thought wasn't nobody in the damn aisle and the damn stock boy walked right up on me talking about: "how YOU doing today? Everything alright?"

    Had to act like I was just scratching my thigh….. :rofl:

  203. 203

    IGO

    DAMN FAY…

    Im almost shocked you said that… I think I just got embarrassed

    oh really? y is that? :coffee:

  204. 204
    OutsidetheBox says:

    My car will be paid off next month

    Go girl!!! I got ’bout 5 more…. :yahoo: Praise God and Sweet baby Jesus!

  205. 205
    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    You gotta have some kids JMO. :lol: You get a third eye in the back of your head and dog ears in exchange :lol:
    ________________________________________________

    :lol:

  206. 206
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz :lol: Flying solo teaches you hot to please you so that when you are “getting it” you know exactly what it takes to get you off..it’s GOD’s way…. :lol: #DontHesitateJustMasturbate

  207. 207
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FEFE I HAVENT EVEN GOT IT CLOSE TO MY LIPS.. :no:
    @OTB :lol: I NEED TO GET IT IN MY MOUTH FIRST.. BISH ESSCARED TO DO IT THO..

  208. 208
    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too :lol:

  209. 209
    I Go There says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SASSY
    Im addicted to homemade porn!
    __________________________________

    Its something about homeade port that is a turn on.

  210. 210
    OutsidetheBox says:

    “how YOU doing today? Everything alright?”

    Dont finger the pillows please ma’am. :rofl:

  211. 211
    JMO says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phro…sometimes but, that’s not the same as flying solo to me. :shrug:

    I bought a toy, tried that bish once and threw it away. I can’t get with them
    ____________________________________________________________________

    I had one in college … used it about 5 times and tossed it and havent had one since … maybe we should invest in some :think:

  212. 212
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: “quick tap”

  213. 213

    @Dimpz
    Thats ok, dont let them peer pressure u into masterbating.

    You can sit back and chill and watch me :jack:
    #helpfull

  214. 214
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Man

    I’m addicted to homemade porn too. So much that I cannot watch “produced” porn at all anymore. I be on Rude . com using all my rude points!!

    That and homegrown flix.

  215. 215
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMPZ IT TOOK ME A MIN TO DO IT WITH ME MYSELF AND I.. I WAS SCARED TO HURT MYSELF MY LIZ.. BUT IM GETTING BETTER AT IT.. NOW I DID KINDA HURT MYSELF ABOUT A WEEK AGO.. :ashamed: NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING

  216. 216

    @ Phro…….I’ve mastered it during sex but outside of sex, I get bored, feel like something is missing, just say fugg it. LOL

    @ Ky…………. :wail: :no:

  217. 217

    If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)
    ___________
    :yes: :yes:

  218. 218
    Bibi says:

    Where does one watch this homemade porn. For someone I know :tea:

  219. 219
    KyCakes says:

    @Dimpz :shrug: What I do?

  220. 220
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KY I LUVS PINEAPLE.. SO IS IT SWEET?? :koolaid:

  221. 221
    JMO says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW??
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Whoa now!!! Don’t include me in that chit!!! :nono:

    #NECESSARYBOLDEDFONT

  222. 222

    @ JMO…I just did that 3mos ago! :lol:

    @ Man….I almost thanked yo ass till I read the rest. :lol:

  223. 223
    I Go There says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    IGO

    DAMN FAY…

    Im almost shocked you said that… I think I just got embarrassed

    oh really? y is that
    _____________________________

    Never heard you talk like that…

  224. 224

    OutsidetheBox says:

    OTB whatchu like then?

    Ion know…I think I just be jelly of them men :lol:

    :rofl: IKR chit look esstra essiting. that’s y i hate on them squirting heffas. altho i do bust HARD & super soak. ion squirt :(

  225. 225
    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo @Man @Sassy Home made porn be that shiznitz… :lol: I watched this dude smash this chick in a ghetto flick before. Everytime he stroked her “ego” a little bit she was having violent “splash sessions” after 4-5 explosions he told her to hold it so he could get his but she couldn’t help it..I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time..like what if that gets in your eye??

  226. 226
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB

    I was in the damn pillows section! Looking at the super firm Ralph Lauren ones! :lol:

    I played it off well though…… i hope.

    I ran to another section then to the counter and left out of there quickly after that. Nosey azz stock boy.

  227. 227

    A woman swallowing that man milk = a man getting an engagment ring

    Ladies, if you want that man to commit, swallow his love juice he giving you! :yes:

  228. 228
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @JMO YO I SAID WHAT AGE.. I WAS THINKING MOST WOMAN PROLLY GET TO DO IT DOWN THE LINE.. WHEN U MEET THAT PERSON THAT GIVES U THAT URGE.. YOU KNOW US 80S BABIES WE TOO INNOCENT.. :yes:

  229. 229
    JMO says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ JMO…I just did that 3mos ago! :lol:

    @ Man….I almost thanked yo ass till I read the rest. :lol:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    My response in my comment to 221?? :blink:

  230. 230
    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KY I LUVS PINEAPLE.. SO IS IT SWEET??
    ——————————————————————
    Kinda but it doesn’t have the ‘off’ taste that it would if he doesnt’ drink pineapple. Everything a male eats will affect the way his “spunky brewster” tastes.

    I’ve only done it twice in my lifetime. Dude’s eyes rolled back in his dome; looking like a paraplegic and chit…

    I was intrigued to say the least….

  231. 231

    <—-Ain't swallowing, gargling, collecting, marinating, blowing bubbles, or rubbing in shyt!

    :nono: :no: :hurl:

  232. 232
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IKR chit look esstra essiting. that’s y i hate on them squirting heffas. altho i do bust HARD & super soak. ion squirt
    I HATE THEM TOO!! HHMMPH! AND I SEE YOU USING UR LAKEZ ****CHIONARY :hug:

  233. 233
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Phro

    Them ghetto azz homemade porns where you can tell they’re made in hosuing paid for with vouchers and furnitire from RAC are the BEST!!!

    Muhfukkas don’t be having no boxspring, nust a mattress ont he flo’, but they got a computer with a webcam though!!

  234. 234
    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too
    ______________________________

    mmmm…

    So the Pineapple I cut up a while ago is helping more than I could have imagine.

  235. 235
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl:

  236. 236
    OutsidetheBox says:

    ion squirt

    Your sad face at the end sent me over the edge. :rofl:

  237. 237

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz :lol: Flying solo teaches you hot to please you so that when you are “getting it” you know exactly what it takes to get you off..it’s GOD’s way…. :lol: #DontHesitateJustMasturbate

    :rofl: :rofl: :hahaha:

  238. 238
    JMO says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @JMO YO I SAID WHAT AGE.. I WAS THINKING MOST WOMAN PROLLY GET TO DO IT DOWN THE LINE.. WHEN U MEET THAT PERSON THAT GIVES U THAT URGE.. YOU KNOW US 80S BABIES WE TOO INNOCENT.. :yes:
    ________________________________________________

    :yes: *adjusts halo*

  239. 239
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Phro

    Them ghetto azz homemade porns where you can tell they’re made in hosuing paid for with vouchers and furnitire from RAC are the BEST!!!

    Muhfukkas don’t be having no boxspring, just a mattress on the flo’, but they got a computer with a webcam though!!

  240. 240
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :popcorn: <— covered pretzels the kiddos made.

  241. 241

    @ JMO Hell nawl! I was sayign I just bought and threw a toy away 3mos ago. Didn’t you say earlier that we should invest in some?

  242. 242
    KyCakes says:

    Phrozen1der says:
    I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time
    —————————————————————-
    :rofl: fuggin :ghost:

    That’s quite a duality of emotions, there, Phro….

  243. 243

    “spunky brewster”
    _________
    :lol:

  244. 244
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @JMO YO I SAID WHAT AGE.. I WAS THINKING MOST WOMAN PROLLY GET TO DO IT DOWN THE LINE.. WHEN U MEET THAT PERSON THAT GIVES U THAT URGE.. YOU KNOW US 80S BABIES WE TOO INNOCENT..
    _____________________________________________

    Oh Yeah

    :coffee:

  245. 245
    JMO says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <—-Ain't swallowing, gargling, collecting, marinating, blowing bubbles, or rubbing in shyt!

    :nono: :no: :hurl:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    __/ There's more room on the innocent couch with Lakes, Tatted and I :hug:

  246. 246
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @ Man

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Dats
    I aint jack today cause I been a lil busy, but
    it was on and poppin that day yall was talkin bout riding yall stuffed animals. Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

    ———————————-

    Dat’s why U is my NUKKA!!!!!! :rofl:

  247. 247
  248. 248
    JMO says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ JMO Hell nawl! I was sayign I just bought and threw a toy away 3mos ago. Didn’t you say earlier that we should invest in some?
    __________________________________________________________________

    Oh … my bad :lol:

  249. 249
    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too
    ______________________________

    mmmm…

    So the Pineapple I cut up a while ago is helping more than I could have imagine.
    ——————————————————————–
    :yes:

  250. 250
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Sassy I fuggin hate you yo…. :rofl:

  251. 251

    @ JMO…..I’m not gonna lie and say i’m innocent. :no: but, I ain’t playing with no swimmers. :nono:

  252. 252
    I Go There says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo @Man @Sassy Home made porn be that shiznitz… I watched this dude smash this chick in a ghetto flick before. Everytime he stroked her “ego” a little bit she was having violent “splash sessions” after 4-5 explosions he told her to hold it so he could get his but she couldn’t help it..I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time..like what if that gets in your eye??
    _____________________________________________________

    i know which one you talking bout… he was knocking her down and she kept going?

  253. 253
    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too
    ______________________________

    mmmm…

    So the Pineapple I cut up a while ago is helping more than I could have imagine.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    You did say you were having pineapple the other day :rofl: :hahaha:

  254. 254
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Laker/Fayla

    I’ve only squirted once or twice (my mind can’t wrap itself around the thought that I would not be urinating) but I’ma learn how to control it this weekend!

    Dawn done gave me her recommendations on ordering all kinds og “g-spot cremes” and “g-twists” and “we-vibes” and sh*t.

    I’ma get my azz waxed on Friday then I’m get that azz WAXED on Sunday!

    Don’t nobody call me, text me, email me, tweet me, skype me, batsignal me, stop by or even THINK of me on Sunday! I’ma be BUSY!!!

  255. 255

    <—-doesn't believe for 1 second that the "innocent" folks in the room are all that "innocent" :coffee:

  256. 256
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Ky :lol: Shyt was like a volcano I was like damn bish..I hope you putting in on that new carpet,new ceiling,new 1,000,000 count persian sheets and comforter…. Ole bussin bish :rofl:

  257. 257
    KyCakes says:

    @Sassy :applause:

    Get some for me and my Sahara ass, please

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo @Man @Sassy Home made porn be that shiznitz… :lol: I watched this dude smash this chick in a ghetto flick before. Everytime he stroked her “ego” a little bit she was having violent “splash sessions” after 4-5 explosions he told her to hold it so he could get his but she couldn’t help it..I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time..like what if that gets in your eye??

    :dead: :dead: where u see that tho?? :popcorn:

    IGO there’s SO much more :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    “spunky brewster”

    Ok!! Memba we had the thread where I kept saying uncuts dont taste right and they smell funny? You werent here KY but im forreal :lol:

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    <—-needs to check out this homemade porn…it always looked amateur and lame to me… :shrugs:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo Yes! I was like she RUDE!!! :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Phro

    :lol: I’m just saying! Backgrounds and furniture be looking straight project-ish….but that camcorder and that computer be up and running!

    Negroes got the obituary’s of their homies on the walls….blinds with the panels missing….no sheet set on the bed….leftovers of blunts in a glass…on the dresser might can see a roach or two crawling up the wall in the background….

    But it be ALL good times!!

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    @ Ky… You Sellibutt? :shrug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @ OTB….Awwww

    Kita they look a mess but they tatse good :lol:.

    If I wouldnt have seen them made, I wouldnt be indulging. :lol: Im pretending like I dont know Marlon helped :no:

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: CRAZZIIIIEEEEEEESSSS

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    @OTB

    This chick I work with swears that it is BETTER sex when the man is uncut…she said she’s never encountered an issue with a smelly uncut…she said if men have that issue then they don’t take care of themselves…I’ve personally never encountered one…

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Ky

    I’ma get enough for me, you and “all of the muthafukkas in here.” (Re: Kandi Burress

    I’m coming to put in WORK on Sunday! Buying me a hard hat or a helmet this week!

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Laker/Fayla

    I’ve only squirted once or twice (my mind can’t wrap itself around the thought that I would not be urinating) but I’ma learn how to control it this weekend!

    Dawn done gave me her recommendations on ordering all kinds og “g-spot cremes” and “g-twists” and “we-vibes” and sh*t.

    I’ma get my azz waxed on Friday then I’m get that azz WAXED on Sunday!

    Don’t nobody call me, text me, email me, tweet me, skype me, batsignal me, stop by or even THINK of me on Sunday! I’ma be BUSY!!!

    :dead: :dead: I HATECHU!!!

    DM me those recommendations tho :coffee:
    ________________
    Lakes u just now seeing that? yo dyckshunary be on PERNT!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Sassy I saw this one where it was like 3-4 dudes and this chick and a mattress in an abandoned building..first I thought it was rape cause she kept saying she had to go..But what I aint get is how every time a peen came near her she spread her legs,or opened her mouth..I guess she wasn’t in that much of a rush so I calmed down and let nature that it’s course.. :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    First Time i saw a Chic squirt I was 17… I was eating this chics box out like nobodies business… Well, all I know that is that she was panting and moaning and it got faster and harded and all of a sudden…. SPLASH…. she was trying to push my head back but it was too late. She just kept apologizing. I felt like i had went swimming.

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    MsGorgeous says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @OTB
    <ur face
    <ur breast
    <ur belly
    #generous

    ______________________________________________________________________

    :dead:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    even THINK of me on Sunday

    :rofl:

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    You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum.
    ___________________________
    :yes: Sigh these days are limited for me :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    First Time i saw a Chic squirt I was 17… I was eating this chics box out like nobodies business… Well, all I know that is that she was panting and moaning and it got faster and harded and all of a sudden…. SPLASH…. she was trying to push my head back but it was too late. She just kept apologizing. I felt like i had went swimming.

    ___________

    :rofl: :ashamed:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo I would feel so violated :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Sassy that’s what I can’t get over.. Is it pee? Hold up thought mister was sick.. Don’t kill him :lol:
    Igo… Mmmhhmm.. Keep the pineapple coming… :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Phro

    I seen one where this dude was banging this chick out quite CLEARY in the hallway of a project building in NY. Vid was definitely named: “NY Hoes are Gutta!” or something.

    Oh- and do you ever watch the ones by Chicago Freak Fest with Captain Kirk and them? And the ones with the ghetto azz strippers who are basically tricking all throughout the clubs?

    Those be the best! Bishes giving blow-jobs and more for a couple of singles with dudes in every open space around them watching. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    This chick I work with swears that it is BETTER sex when the man is uncut…

    Really. :thinking: I dont recall a difference…maybe she meant better for HIM and that in turn made it better to HER…they say they have more feeling when they arent cut. Although I dont know how one would measure that?? Unless youre asking grown men who have been circumsised… :shrug:

    But I do know the men were very clean. It just smelled “different”. Ion care what she say :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    IGO there’s SO much more
    ___________________________

    Oh Im sure there is…

    :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe They be gone to get it in those amateur videos like the rent or next meal is behind that nut or something.. :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ky… You Sellibutt?
    ———————————————————–
    :lol: Love the spelling, Dimpz

    Yeah….If I met someone with common sense, I’d give up the nappy snappy dugout….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :huh:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Laker

    Mister’s azz went to the doctor this morning, he is fine so far!

    I told him since now we know he ain’t gonna have a heart attack and die on me….we got WORK to do!!

    I been going easy on him this weekend since he was having breathing/chest issues….but this coming weekend! Once my order gets here……

    I feel bad for my downstairs neighbors. SMH.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Sassy I saw one that looked like a huge stripper party EVERYONE was fuggin..I was like this is nasty *unzips pants* :rofl:

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    UNCUT-CUT In my personal experience doesn’t make a difference I need the said person with cut/uncut peen that it is attached to – to know what to do with it :coffee:

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    @OTB

    :lol: ain’t no tellin’ with her though…she may be so used to the smell that it doesn’t register to her :shrugs:

    She’s said the sex was better FOR HER…and yes, I’ve heard it was way more sensation for the man too… so I could see how that would turn the woman on… :yes:

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    I Go There says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo I would feel so violated
    _______________________________

    Dude… I couldnt believe it.
    But I kept doing it…

    It was like…. lick lick lick… Splash… lick lick lick… Splash…
    I had to hold by breath a few times… :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “spunky brewster”

    Ok!! Memba we had the thread where I kept saying uncuts dont taste right and they smell funny? You werent here KY but im forreal
    ————————————————————–
    ION mess with uncut editions…. :nono:

    Looking like a turtle comin’ outta its shell…No ma’am…..

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    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Sassy that’s what I can’t get over.. Is it pee? Hold up thought mister was sick.. Don’t kill him
    Igo… Mmmhhmm.. Keep the pineapple coming…
    ______________________________________________

    :thumbsup:

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    Ace says:

    Sad i been in here since like post 80 just perving…

    :ashamed:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Wait so if I had mo’skin on my peen it would feel even better???? *Picks up phone and calls surgeon* :rofl:

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    @Phrozen

    :rofl:

    *makes a note to watch some home grown porn later today* :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’d give up the nappy snappy dugout….

    Speaking of :lol: Im doing the dye thing right…so I was in the shower waiting on my 3min miracle to miracle-lize on baby blue when I realized I am TOO crazy. :lol:

    I really like my color but that conditioning coochie hairs really had me thinking ….??? Where is this done yo? :lol:

    I immediately rinsed off and exited the shower. I need a life! :cuss:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Igo After the first freebie I would’ve stopped that act…. :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Phro

    We prolly seen the same vid! I got a whole collection of them homemade stripper-party turned orgy vids. :lol:

    Ghetto azzed strippers!

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’d give up the nappy snappy dugout….

    Speaking of Im doing the dye thing right…so I was in the shower waiting on my 3min miracle to miracle-lize on baby blue when I realized I am TOO crazy.

    I really like my color but that conditioning coochie hairs really had me thinking ….??? Where is this done yo?

    I immediately rinsed off and exited the shower. I need a life!
    —————————————————————–
    Wait. You dye your cooch fur? :thinking:

    Oh OTB :rofl: You give me life, Ma! I swears it…..

    What colors have you done, Nicki Minaj?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    “…post 80 just perving…”

    :dead: :dead:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe They go at it with such Section 8 passion.. :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Wait so if I had mo’skin on my peen it would feel even better???? *Picks up phone and calls surgeon* :rofl:

    _____________

    :yes:

    Just think, more skin, more feeling… :shrugs:

    The reason why they cut that skin off is supposedly to prevent future problems and issues down the road…and it LOOKS better cosmetically…

    But if the sex is better I say keep that flap of skin!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Sassy :rofl: :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    been going easy on him this weekend since he was having breathing/chest issues….but this coming weekend! Once my order gets here
    ^^ YOU GOT ALL THE GOODIES FROM DAWN?? WHAT U GET?? I HEARD ABOUT THIS CREAM U PUT ON UR CL!T THAT MAKES IT MORE SENSITIVE… :yes: PO MISTER HE FINNA GET HIS DACK BEND ALA MCSTEAMY

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    I Go There says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Phro

    We prolly seen the same vid! I got a whole collection of them homemade stripper-party turned orgy vids.

    Ghetto azzed strippers!
    ______________________________________

    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition… :lol:

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta.

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB

    :lol:

    That’s okay! I tried to be cheap and not wax last month but tried to cut my sh*t into a damn heart shape like I seen on this website and fukked around and knicked myself with the trimming scissors.

    Right on the top of my damn c-lit. Had to put neosporin on that sh*t after I phoned a friend about what to do.

    Then I realized too…. that I needed a damned life.

    :rofl:

    #HardOutHereForThemCoochHairs

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Blue, pink, red…blonde :rofl: :rofl:

    #betty

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe I thought being circumcised keeps you from going blind and developing breast cancer in men??? :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Speaking of Im doing the dye thing right…so I was in the shower waiting on my 3min miracle to miracle-lize on baby blue when I realized I am TOO crazy.

    :rofl: NOT BLU!! :lol:

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    JMO says:

    Ace says:

    Sad i been in here since like post 80 just perving…

    :ashamed:
    __________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe They go at it with such Section 8 passion.. :rofl:

    ___________

    :dead: :ghost:

    Straight fuggin on a bed of EBT cards!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Section 8 passion

    :rofl: :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @IGo
    The dikk sukking competition one is by Chicago Freak Fest. I know exactly which on you’re talking about.

    @Laker
    I’ma put my order in with her today when I get home. Can’t do it from this work computer but I’ve made my selections! And that G-spot creme is one of the things I’m ordering. :yes:

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    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo I bet chu she don’t know the lawdt :rofl:

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    @PHRO
    Yeah, I love those stripper fluck parties. Them hoes spread they and puzzy for any rando person that come in the club.

    The whole time Im thinking “this is disgusting!”
    and Im doin :jack: the whole time!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe I thought being circumcised keeps you from going blind and developing breast cancer in men??? :coffee:

    __________

    I’m not sure, but that MAY be true…I prolly got some bootlegged second hand information…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    That’s okay! I tried to be cheap and not wax last month but tried to cut my sh*t into a damn heart shape like I seen on this website and fukked around and knicked myself with the trimming scissors.

    ^^^^^ :rofl: YALL MEMBER THE FRIEND THAT LOST SOME CUCHI SKIN WAXING?? BISH STILL TALKN BOUT “BISH I DONT THINK HAIR GOING TO GROW THERE NO MORE.. ITS A DIFERENT SHADE OF PINK” :lol: NEVUR DOING A BRAZILIAN WAX!!

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    Ace says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    ———————————————————————–

    NO DRY HANDS!!!!!! USE SPIT LUBE OR WHAT EVER THE **** YOU AINT MIND GOING BACK IN YOUR MOUTH ….BUT NO DRY HANDS!!!!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Had to put neosporin on that sh*t after I phoned a friend about what to do.

    Sass! You aint suppossed to tell ppl! Just us! :hahaha: :rofl:

  318. 318

    *makes a mental note to order some shyt from Dawn later tonight*

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Ky If someone knows what they are doing it is heavenly… :yes:

    <—–Doesn't like people to play with my peen either get at it,or leave it and me be…

    @Fefe @OTB They fuggin like the kids comin home in 30 so hurry up.. :rofl:

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    So Ace has been quiet since post 80 huh? Wonder where HIS hands have been. :coffee:

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    KyCakes says:

    :lol: Well hello, Ace. So nice of you to join us!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY YO IM GOING TO NEED A REPORT BACK ON THAT CREAM… REAL TALK!! :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB

    Girl- I was panicking!! I thought I had nicked myself but wasn’t sure and kept trimming until I saw a little droplet of blood hit the floor and I went: :shocked:

    Hobbled over to my floor-length mirror and squatted and spread and was like: :shocked: :wail:

    I ain’t know what to do!! Had to call somebody! :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    @Sassy BWAH HAhahahahahahahahahaha…

    The emoticons WOULD NOT do that justice

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    NOT BLU!!

    :rofl: I hate Beyonce. I been Blue since that damn baby was born. :rofl: When I was retouching I was like change the color…and still went with blue…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE :rofl: U BEEN PERVN SINCE 80 THO!! :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @MAn/Phro

    I be watching them stripper vids where they fukk everybody and jacking off like: “this is some horrible sh*t! These negroes is just going in on these nasty azz hoes raw, one after the other! Some of these dudes got on wedding rings and sh*t and eating stripper pussy! Disgusting!!”

    :no:

    But I be rewinding, pausing and “repeat” over and over again though.

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    <——–hood porn usually turns me off…hubby likes that shyt…

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    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.

  330. 330
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man :dead:

    @FeFe Believe EVERYTHING I say.. :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Laker

    Oh believe you me, I’ma have a “special report” about a couple of the products Dawn is selling by next Monday! :yes:

  332. 332
    I Go There says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo I bet chu she don’t know the lawdt
    ___________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Not one bit….

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    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @PHRO
    Yeah, I love those stripper fluck parties. Them hoes spread they and puzzy for any rando person that come in the club.

    The whole time Im thinking “this is disgusting!”
    and Im doin :jack: the whole time!
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

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    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.
    ———————————————————-
    *Takes Notes*

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    @Sassy

    Girl STOP…your story is making my min min hurt!!!! *cringes*

    :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    ITS A DIFERENT SHADE OF PINK”

    :wail:

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    yallcrazy says:

    @All
    Where can I find Dawn’s goodies?

    @Laker, only the boothangs :ghost:

    Ky, have you been a “bolding” fool still? :lol:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    NOTHING is better than hood porn!! I got a whole arsenal of that sh*t on my hard drive!!

    Hood porn rocks!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSSY :rofl: :wail: I NIP MYSELF ONCE TOO!! :rofl: I WAS FREEKING OUT I RAN AROUND MY ROOM GAPD OPEN TRYING TO FAN AND PADDING WITH A PIECE OF PAPER.. :rofl: I HATE CHU!!! SHAIT SKIN IS SENSITIVE DOWN THURR.. :ashamed:

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    Ace says:

    Since i was just perving earlier i need to comment

    1. girlschoke (redirects to ) Hoodboxoffice (best homemade chit)
    2. having I always laugh a little inside when i see someone sitting on the breakroom couch…. #theyoungeryearshereatwork
    3. (MAN will appreciate this one) watching homemade porns…it’s always nice to realize that then end the counter is only at like 11:34 …makes you feel good about your 15-20min of work.

    :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB

    Girl- I was panicking!! I thought I had nicked myself but wasn’t sure and kept trimming until I saw a little droplet of blood hit the floor and I went: :shocked:

    Hobbled over to my floor-length mirror and squatted and spread and was like: :shocked: :wail:

    I ain’t know what to do!! Had to call somebody! :lol:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  342. 342
    I Go There says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @IGo
    The dikk sukking competition one is by Chicago Freak Fest. I know exactly which on you’re talking about
    ___________________________________________

    Yep thats it…

    I use to go to this one sight called
    booty Tube 24/7

    but I think its a pay sight now…

    They had some homeade bangers on there.

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    yallcrazy says:

    Sloppy is what’s happening :coffee:

    :lol:

    —————
    Oh My @ Sassy :no: smh I’ve got my legs crossed over here :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    But I be rewinding, pausing and “repeat” over and over again though.

    ^^ JUST DISCUSTED BUT REWINDING AND NUTN :rofl: YESH PLEASE REPORT BACK!!

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Um grosssest :jack: fest ever!

    I ordered some chinese delivery. They told me 30-45 minutes. Almost an hour no food. I look out side(I live on 3rd floor) Wang is spankin it in his car in the parking lot! AND then he had the nerve to ring my door bell. I let his ass just ring. They called me and said delivery man outside your door. I said no your delivery man was just in my parking lot putting extra sauce on my egg rolls! He can keep that shyt. And hung up! :no: just nasty!

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    KyCakes says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Ky, have you been a “bolding” fool still?
    —————————————————-
    YES :rofl:

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    Kei_lyme says:

    My poor eyes :( :kona:

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    @Sassy

    But ‘hood porn has SMALL subtleties that turns me off….like:

    1. niggas fukkin in some socks and tennis shoes
    2. excessive tattoos
    3. stretch markes, bullet holes, stab wounds
    4. ignorant ass dialogue
    5. colored weave

    For some reasons these things and a few other stuff I may have forgot to mention throws me OFF!

  349. 349
    yallcrazy says:

    *yells* DAWN

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ Wut

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Laker
    That sh*t hurt too, don’t it?! :lol:

    @JMo
    Why you laughing though?!

    @Ace
    I’m REAL familiar with HoodBoxOffice. :yes: :thumbsup:

    @Igo
    I used to frequent Bt before they went to a pay site as well. Only pay site I deal with is Rude . com.

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    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Had to put neosporin on that sh*t after I phoned a friend about what to do.

    Sass! You aint suppossed to tell ppl! Just us! :hahaha: :rofl:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: Can you imagine calling your friend like “guhhl, I just cut my puzzay!! What am I supposed tah dew??! :blink:

    I would be the worst friend because I would be on the floor in tears :hahaha:

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    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.
    ———————————————————-
    *Takes Notes*

    _____________________________

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @OTB :wail: HER MAN AINT BEEN ABLE TO TOUCH THAT CERTAIN SPOT :no: IM GLAD SHE WENT FIRST!!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :lol: @Igo….chicks be complaining them dudes be putting in WORK in 5:39 secs of porn fuggin :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I said no your delivery man was just in my parking lot putting extra sauce on my egg rolls! He can keep that shyt.

    :dead: :dead: I will never! :dead:

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    yallcrazy says:

    I would be the worst friend because I would be on the floor in tears :hahaha:
    ———————–
    Folks KNOW not to call me with this mess yo! Like, I just couldn’t imagine getting “that call” EVER :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.
    ———————————————————-
    *Takes Notes*

    _____________________________

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.
    ———————————————————
    And I appreciate that, but I prefer to come to the party acting like I know what Holiday it is… :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    booty tube 24/7 :rofl: … Where do yall find this chit??? yall azzes need a hobby

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    @SASSY
    How can u really enjoy porn talkin bout this nigga got on a wedding band an dumb azz chit like that? See, good thing women dont run the porn industry!

    Theyd have to give the background that the porn stars are single and recently started dating…
    :smack:

    He coulda found that hoe sleeping in an alley while his wife and kids was waiting in the car. WHO CARES? :shrugs:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :dead: @WUT’s delivery man :rofl:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ Wut
    ————————
    I couldn’t grasp what he was doing until I saw dude pull napkins from my bag and placed it under his peen. Then I say he was actually :jack: in my parking lot!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I would be the worst friend because I would be on the floor in tears

    :rofl: This is exactly what I would do. :rofl: Thats chit your man suppossed to assess.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY :yes: BISH SAID SHE NEED SOME SKIN GRAFS :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    Nice to see you again, @Man.

    What were YOU doing? :thinking:

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    KyCakes says:

    Thanks @Wut. I’m never gonna be able to order chinese food again :wail:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe
    Those are the facets that make hood porn good though! Cause it’s so REAL!!!

    @JMO/Yall
    I call my cousin who is more like a sister to me than anything. You’d be surprised the disgusting sh*t we talk about. So she laughed her azz off, called me stupid and cheap, said “that’s you get, dumbazz!” then told me to put Neosporin on it and stop crying.

    I had to fix it before Mister came home and laughed my azz out the apartment.

  368. 368

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!

  369. 369

    @ Wut…Did you look like your gravi when you saw him? :lol;

    @ Shaun….I’d call my GMA! :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.

    WELL HAWT DAM!! :rofl: WERE WAS MINE!! :rofl:

  371. 371
    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.
    ———————————————————
    And I appreciate that, but I prefer to come to the party acting like I know what Holiday it is…
    _______________________

    ohhhh and confidence too…. well check you out.
    well Im with it.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @WUT :dead:

    @Fefe :rofl:

    Have ya’ll ever seen prego lady porn?? No? Me either… :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Man

    I still be jacking off to it though!

    But yes…. I do think about those things! How you eating out a stripper with a wedding band on! Taking turns behind other dudes and sh*t?

    I still watch it though….. none of them dudes are married to me so, fukk em. Always be old, 40+ looking dudes doing that though.

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE :hurl:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :rofl: Sassy

    Laker, go to a place that doesn’t use hot wax! There’s this purple was that is room temperature, and it has chamomile (I think) in it.

    You’ve got to at least try it once in your life! Cotton candy looks SO pretty with nothing on it IMO :coffee:

  377. 377
    The Makeup Maven says:

    <– REALLY NEEDS A LIFE…you guys got me cracking THEE heyul up! :lol:

  378. 378
    Ace says:

    :offtopic:

    i cant see the F5 on my keyboard anymore :ashamed:

  379. 379
    yallcrazy says:

    *purple wax

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    I Go There says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Igo….chicks be complaining them dudes be putting in WORK in 5:39 secs of porn fuggin
    _______________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Exactly.

  381. 381
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Phro
    I’ve seen it. Couldn’t get passed the preggo-ness of it all to enjoy it.

    @IGo/Fefe
    :no: I’ll do you one better. Watch the “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” one. I believe it’s on Porn hub.

  382. 382

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    ________
    :rofl:

    And with that, I’m out y’all….this thread has been a RIOT! :peace:

  383. 383
    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    —————————————————————-
    I preferred “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    :bye: FeFe

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    yallcrazy says:

    :waves: Tatted

  386. 386
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.

    WELL HAWT DAM!! WERE WAS MINE!!
    ________________________________________________

    Shait talker get no pamplet… they gotta learn the hard way.

    :lol:

  387. 387
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    :no: WERE YALL GET ALL THESE FUKN P0RN!! :wtf:

  388. 388
    yallcrazy says:

    :nite: Fi

  389. 389
    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE
    —————————————————————–
    Dammit Lakes….TO.THE. :kona: Right.Now

  390. 390
    The Makeup Maven says:

    Smufrette :waves:

  391. 391
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Ace

    :lol:

    My mouse is permanently sticky, though. LOL!

    Too lazy to order another one.

  392. 392

    @KY
    I needed a break. Got a new attitude now.
    :coffee:

  393. 393
    Ace says:

    most recent “production” porn i actually enjoyed…was a “Flavor Of Love” porn…bish didn’t get a clock cause she flucked the pool boy…. :lmao:

  394. 394
    yallcrazy says:

    “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”

    :dead:

    Only in America! :rofl:

  395. 395
    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    —————————————————————-
    I preferred “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”
    _____________________________________

    For the Comic book fans

    I have a Justice League one too.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Laker, go to a place that doesn’t use hot wax! There’s this purple was that is room temperature, and it has chamomile (I think) in it.

    You’ve got to at least try it once in your life! Cotton candy looks SO pretty with nothing on it IMO
    ^^ I MIGHT BUT FIRST I NEED TO ERASE THE SOUND OF MY BFF SCREAMING AND CRYING :wail: AND THE BLOOD STAINS I SAW!! :no:

  397. 397
    KyCakes says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KY
    I needed a break. Got a new attitude now.

    ——————————————————————–
    :yes:

  398. 398
    OutsidetheBox says:

    So :dead: at waxing off the F5 key. :dead:

  399. 399
    JMO says:

    Ace refreshing his azz off :rofl: :rofl: :hahaha:

    Phro :lol:

  400. 400
    Ace says:

    When i was like 7 me and a friend found his moms copy of Edward PenisHands

    :ashamed:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bye Fe. :bye:

  402. 402
    yallcrazy says:

    Forget about all of that Laker, just imagine a silky smooth twat :lol:

    That’s how I get through it :ashamed: Thinking about all that’s about to go down :rofl:

  403. 403
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Shait talker get no pamplet… they gotta learn the hard way.

    ^^ well if thats the way it has to be :spank: FAWK THE MAVS!

  404. 404
    yallcrazy says:

    :rofl: Ace :peace:

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    I Go There says:

    Ace says:

    most recent “production” porn i actually enjoyed…was a “Flavor Of Love” porn…bish didn’t get a clock cause she flucked the pool boy…. :lmao:
    ___________________________________________________________

    LMAOOOOO

    I saw that one…. shait was hilarious.

  406. 406
    yallcrazy says:

    :cheer: Go Bulls :cheer:

  407. 407
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    For the Comic book fans

    I have a Justice League one too.

    ^^ U DONT SAY… I LIKES THE THOUGHT OF THAT ONE :yes:
    DOES DRESS UP MAKE IT HAWWWTER?? :popcorn:

  408. 408
    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    ____________________________________________________________

    :dead:

  409. 409
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Shait talker get no pamplet… they gotta learn the hard way.

    ^^ well if thats the way it has to be FAWK THE MAVS!
    ____________________________________

    :coffee:

  410. 410
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE
    —————————————————————–
    Dammit Lakes….TO.THE. Right.Now

    ^^^ :lol: HE SAID FAWK THE FORTUNE COOKIE…

  411. 411
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE
    ————————-
    I was like MOFO I said DUCK Sauce not FUK sauce Dammmit :cus:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Aight Folks! Driving home! :peace:

  413. 413
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    For the Comic book fans

    I have a Justice League one too.

    ^^ U DONT SAY… I LIKES THE THOUGHT OF THAT ONE
    DOES DRESS UP MAKE IT HAWWWTER??
    __________________________________________________

    Let me think of a Few Tittles I have

    1. Phatty Girl 5 and 6
    2 Black Cream Pies #5
    3 Black Housewives #3
    4 Black Girls Get Nasty Too
    5. Black Azz Cheaters#4
    6. Lil Cuties 1 and 2
    7. Merc
    8. Sqirt Woman (jada fire)

    Thats all the ones from the top of my head….

    looking at it like this… Im sooo ashamed…. :lol:

  414. 414
  415. 415
    yallcrazy says:

    WUT WUT in the butt is a nut! :rofl:

  416. 416
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IGO TOP OF WHAT HEAD?? :lol: OK I NEEDS TO LOG AWWF YALL FUKAS AINT RIGHT.. SEE YA :kiss: <<ON THE TIP OF WATEVER HEAD U WANT!

  417. 417

    :rofl: I’m over here boppin my ass off to Bone Thugs: For The Love of Money. I think my religious ass coworkers could hear it. :ashamed:

  418. 418
    KyCakes says:

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    :rofl:

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…

  419. 419

    When I move you move (just like that?)
    When I move you move (just like that?)
    When I move you move (just like that?)
    Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
    (When I move you move) just like that?
    (When I move you move) just like that?
    (When I move you move) just like that?
    (Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!

    :danban: :danban1:

  420. 420
    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…
    __________________________________________

    I like DVDs… the porn over the Internet is cool but I want the entire movie not one scene.

    And let me get you some earphones so them babies can have thiers back. :lol:

  421. 421
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IGO TOP OF WHAT HEAD?? OK I NEEDS TO LOG AWWF YALL FUKAS AINT RIGHT.. SEE YA <<ON THE TIP OF WATEVER HEAD U WANT!
    ____________________________________________

    :lol:

    Later
    :kiss:

  422. 422
    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…
    __________________________________________

    I like DVDs… the porn over the Internet is cool but I want the entire movie not one scene.

    And let me get you some earphones so them babies can have thiers back.
    ———————————————————————–
    I never thought about it until he knocked on my door one night.

    Me all mad huffin and puffin: “You’re supposed to be asleep”

    Him: :ashamed: I just wanted to say ‘good nite’

    I’m so evil… :lol:

  423. 423
    KyCakes says:

    :bye: Lakes…..Sessy bish

  424. 424
    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…
    __________________________________________

    I like DVDs… the porn over the Internet is cool but I want the entire movie not one scene.

    And let me get you some earphones so them babies can have thiers back.
    ———————————————————————–
    I never thought about it until he knocked on my door one night.

    Me all mad huffin and puffin: “You’re supposed to be asleep”

    Him: I just wanted to say ‘good nite’

    I’m so evil…
    ___________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Thats fked up

    :lol:

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