Was Seal Choking His Chicken During Australia’s The Voice?

Sharp eyed observers noted that singer Seal was more than just overcome by his emotions during last night’s episode of Australia’s The Voice. They believe he was handling his business on live television.

From Gawker.com:

In his capacity as judge and coach on the Australian version of Dutch singing competition The Voice, singer-songwriter Seal holds in his hands the fate of hopeful contestants yearning for superstardom.

On the most recent episode of the show, Heidi Klum’s former eye candy was caught on camera appearing to abuse that power.

Did he or didn’t he? Watch and judge for yourself.



 


  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    :rofl:
    They sayin this cause he black!

  • Smonae80

    Eww gross :vomit:

  • EB

    :rofl: he misses Heidi

  • NaijaGal

    :rofl: :rofl: a mess

  • Anna

    Aint nobody checking for Seal. Heidi can come get her man back.

  • lady_cn

    In his capacity as judge and coach on the Australian version of Dutch singing competition The Voice, singer-songwriter Seal holds in his hands the fate of hopeful contestants yearning for superstardom.
    ___________________________________________

    No pun intended, right? :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/rGrqW3nx5HM kimip84

    oh wow

  • KyCakes

    That clenched fist was moving back and forth with a quickness….

    Damn, Seal :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    OMG :rofl: :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: WHEN ITS THAT TIME SEAL SAID FAWK YALL!! :rofl: WERE HIDI!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    I……Cain’t…………breef……………Sandra

    :yawn: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Really that's me tryin to catch my breath!!

  • NaijaGal

    So fellas (Phro, Man) do yall have personal moments are work?

  • lady_cn

    As I watch the video for the 3rd time, I can’t help but :blink: thinking THAT’S what he’s beatin his meat to? After Heidi?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    Sooo plump Aborigines turn him on? go figure :shrugs:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    bawahahahahahaahahahah choking his chicken :rofl: It sure does look like it :hahaha: :ha: Seal :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best :jack: you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!
    1. at work
    2. on the drive home from work
    3. at church
    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    @Man

    3. at church

    _______________________

    :shocked:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    at church :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @Najai
    If I were you, I would never shake a dudes hand at work.
    :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SO YALL GUYS REALLY BUST ONE AT WORK?? HOW DO U HIDE IT?? U MAKE ANY NOISE? DOES THAT GUSSHY NOISE GET GOING?? :popcorn: ANYBODY WALK UP ON U? WHAT U DO WHAT U SAY??

  • lady_cn

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!

    3. at church

    ______________________________________________

    :no:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @Man but you dont get caught :jack: :hahaha: be discreet wit ya ish

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    it was a fleshlight :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Im that dude on the back pew with my hands in my pocket and I never stand up because my “ankle hurt.”

    :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    3. at church
    ^^ ESTE GUEY! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    ummm, wow…I’m sure if he WAS doing that one of the cameras would have caught him…but it DOES look suspect! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SO YALL GUYS REALLY BUST ONE AT WORK?? HOW DO U HIDE IT?? U MAKE ANY NOISE? DOES THAT GUSSHY NOISE GET GOING?? :popcorn: ANYBODY WALK UP ON U? WHAT U DO WHAT U SAY??

    __________________________

    :popcorn: :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :stop: did this ninja say Chucccccccccch :huh:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    LMAOOOOO :rofl: just watched the vid

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @Laker
    Nigga go to the bathroom most of the time…
    :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    Did you guys ever see ‘Due Date’ with Zach Galifinakis and Robert Downey Jr.?

    That fool was jacking off in the car when they were sleeping at a rest stop; talm bout “I slept like an angel last night; you should have masturbated like I did”
    :ghost:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MY ANKLE HURT :rofl: I HATE CHU!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Im that dude on the back pew with my hands in my pocket and I never stand up because my “ankle hurt.”

    :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :think:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Jenie :cheer:

    hell yeah he said chuch :rofl:

    #ManGotIssues

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN MOST OF THE TIMES.. THE OTHER :waiting:

  • KyCakes

    @Man :rofl:

  • lady_cn

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Im that dude on the back pew with my hands in my pocket and I never stand up because my “ankle hurt.”
    ______________________________________________________

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee! There’s a guy at my church that is sticking out in my head right now. Always wanting to hug me and chit at the end of church. Not falling for it :nono: I don’t hug or shake hands with people I’m not close to.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @JMO
    If a nigga at Church and not in a wheelchair and he NEVER stand up?

    He gettin that good hand! :yes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    KyCakes says:

    Did you guys ever see ‘Due Date’ with Zach Galifinakis and Robert Downey Jr.?

    That fool was jacking off in the car when they were sleeping at a rest stop; talm bout “I slept like an angel last night; you should have masturbated like I did”

    :rofl: :rofl: funny as hell!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SO WHAT U DO WITH UR UMMM.. UR.. :sperm: ? WERE DOES IT ALL GO??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    @Man

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Laker
    Nigga go to the bathroom most of the time…
    :coffee:

    ______________________________

    :ghost: <<<<<< Me just passed out….

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MAN HAS CALLD OUT ALL THEM MEN STANDING UP IN CHURCH :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Lakes u sure u want answers to these questions? :(

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Fay man has absolutely no sense, That devil a lie :hahaha:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Let me scroll back up and see who asked Man antythang on this topic. You really need yo :spank:

    You too Sandra. You know folk (Man) gonna be using the hail out of that disgusting :jack: emoticon now.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust! :ashamed:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @Lakes
    You can get a good release at ur desk. If u know u aint gotta stand up.

    U can play it off.

    coworker: “Can u come to my desk and see something?”

    Me: “yeah, give me a sec cause Imnso tired today…”
    **wiping myself cleann under the desk**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Lakes u sure u want answers to these questions? :(
    ________________________

    :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I really hate that emoticon. :lol: The jack off. Its so immature :lol:

  • Ms. YaYa

    @KyCakes That was funny…even the dog was doing it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Ewww Man!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust!
    ^^ MMMHHMM.. THE LOOK IN THEY FACE.. THE WAY THE PEEN GETS ESSTRA TICK THE VAIN.. :ashamed: AY DIOS MIO HELP ME!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @JMO
    If a nigga at Church and not in a wheelchair and he NEVER stand up?

    He gettin that good hand!
    _________________________

    :huh: my azz gone be looking at ninjas sitting down in chuccch like :blink: ok I am signing off on that note damn , can’t be thinking those thoughts up in the chuccccch house :stop: I rebuke that :pigsfly:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.” :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust! :ashamed:

    _________________________________________

    Dis is true…… :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    just got a call & the caller had a Brittish accent :love:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    coworker: “Can u come to my desk and see something?”

    Me: “yeah, give me a sec cause Imnso tired today…”
    **wiping myself cleann under the desk**

    :rofl: SEE NO MORE SHAKING HANDS OR LETTING ANYBODY COME CLOSE.. COCHINOS!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :lol: IT SURE DOES :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    @YaYa right? I choked I was laughing so damn hard….

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    :jack: <ur face
    :jack: <ur breast
    :jack: <ur belly
    #generous

  • KyCakes

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.”

    ————————————————————
    :rofl:

    Bet it looks like a snow storm in your trashcan….

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!
    1. at work
    2. on the drive home from work
    3. at church
    ____________________

    I agree. A little change of scenery heightens the sensations. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.” :yes:
    _________________________________________________________________

    So you be walking around at work with dry pieces of tissue stuck to yo dyck dude??

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I CANT SEE MY BRO SOCKS AND NOT THINK OF YALL NASTY FUKAS!!! :wail: NOW CHURCH AND WORK!! :ghost:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    You can get a good release at ur desk. If u know u aint gotta stand up.

    U can play it off.

    coworker: “Can u come to my desk and see something?”

    Me: “yeah, give me a sec cause Imnso tired today…”
    **wiping myself cleann under the desk**

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.”

    :no: :hurl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Awwww Lawd Auntie :crying: :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Sandra Rose says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    Sometimes the best you do are the ones well you try to do it secretly!
    1. at work
    2. on the drive home from work
    3. at church
    ____________________

    I agree. A little change of scenery heightens the sensations.

    :dead: :dead: #icant :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust! :ashamed:

    ____________

    :clap: :cosign: this is the single most true statement in this thread…I fukkking LOOOOOVVEEE to see a sexy man bust! *faints*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: DID SANDRITA AGREE WITH FUKN MAN!! :rofl: I LIKES THIS POST!

  • KyCakes

    @Man yeah; something’s been runnin’ but it damn sho’ ain’t your nose…
    :hahaha:

  • KyCakes

    Dammit Sandra :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @JMO so what brought back on the gravi missy? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    @ Man

    Soooo…did you take care of the situation at your desk after you saw the Nicki Minaj photo in the other post?

    Jus’ wonderin (visualizing) :blush:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FEFE :yes: ITS BEUTIFUL… *SIGH*

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :ghost:

  • lady_cn

    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Lakes
    I keep tissue at my desk. Anybody see a tissue:
    “My sinuses been acting up and my nose been running.”
    _________________________________________________________________

    So you be walking around at work with dry pieces of tissue stuck to yo dyck dude??
    _______________________________________________

    :rofl: :dead:

    Y’all bout to get me fired today I’m laughing so hard right now!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @JMO
    No. U wipe urself off and its back to work with a new attitude. :yes:

    U aint gotta keep the tissue on ur ****. Its just like wiping your nose. Wipe it off and good as new.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @OTB

    :jack: <—-just because you HATE it! :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    OTB u know good and damn WELL u cant express something like that to Man & not expect #60 to happen

    #helpful

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @Sandra
    :thumbsup:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: MAN IS FUKN ESSTUPID!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :shock:

  • JinxnJade555

    @Man :blink: Having me side-eye everybody from here on out. :lipssealed:

  • KyCakes

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    No. U wipe urself off and its back to work with a new attitude.
    ————————————————————-
    :whistle:

    I’m feelin’ good from my head to my shoes
    Know where I’m goin’ and I know what to do
    I tidied up my point of view
    I got a new attitude

    :hahaha:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home? :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    OTB
    <ur face
    <ur breast
    <ur belly
    #generous


    You bastid. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Men look SO damn sessy when they bust!
    ____

    ^^It needed to be posted again… :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home?
    ——————————————————————–
    I’ve played ‘whammy’ when wearing a skirt sometimes :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home? :waiting:

    ___________

    All the time….

    #keepingitreal

  • OutsidetheBox

    On the car ride home? :huh: Hell naw. :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :blink:

    It DID look as if he was jackin’! :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    FeFe :ashamed: it’s almost the most beautifullest thing in this world :yes: and if it’s ALOT?? *swoons*

    i memba Playla was tellin me abt this time she watched this guy skeet off like 17 times. (she said something about rewinding to count or something, forgive me my memory is bad) and she REALLY enjoyed watching that. she is SUCH a bad, bad girl :yes: :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Good Afternoon, EVERYONE! :hug:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @Dats
    I aint jack today cause I been a lil busy, but
    it was on and poppin that day yall was talkin bout riding yall stuffed animals. Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

  • I Go There

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    :coffee:

    mmmmm

  • Mannie

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Laker
    Nigga go to the bathroom most of the time…
    ____________________________

    :cosign:

    Now back to lurking…

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tatt Tatt :hi:

  • lady_cn

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall ladies aint eva gave urrself the fanga at work or on the car ride home?
    ___________________________________________

    Uh, no. The people here in TN don’t drive very well (they may be ‘giving themselves the fanga’) so I have to keep my eyes and mind on the road.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN :ashamed: SI.. IN THE CAR I CAUSE A FUKN ACCIDENT TRYING TO BUST ONE :nono:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    i memba Playla was tellin me abt this time she watched this guy skeet off like 17 times.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Are YOU Playla??? :thinking:
    :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

    :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Shaun :hug:

  • Mannie

    OutsidetheBox says:

    On the car ride home? Hell naw.
    _______________________

    :cosign:

    Now really back to lurking… :kona:

  • JinxnJade555

    Everywhere else but work. I cant bring myself at the job, too many nosy-azz people. :ashamed:

  • KyCakes

    Tatted! :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @JMO so what brought back on the gravi missy? :coffee:
    _______________________________________________________________

    The circles? Oh nothing … jus hoping we can all be friends like the circles of life in my gravi :biggrin:

    #e-worldpeace :peace:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    :dead: @”Playla”

    Girl, that’s the part of the porn that sends me into happy places….
    It ain’t the SAME without seeing that :jack:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    FeFe it’s almost the most beautifullest thing in this world and if it’s ALOT?? *swoons*

    ^^ SO HAPPY I NOT ALONE ON THIS ONE.. IF ITS ALOT..AND WHEN IT JUST BUST RIGHT THRU :ashamed: A MESS..
    @SIS :2dance:

  • NaijaGal

    TATTED :yahoo:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    That car ride is best babe.
    :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    but
    it was on and poppin that day yall was talkin bout riding yall stuffed animals. Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG WITH YOU! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Tatted

    :2dance:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

    :rofl: SO IF U QUIET U GIVING LIL CEELO A HAND :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Naija Not at my grown up jobs…

    BUT…this one time in high school when I was working at the hospital I did bring a fresh sock to work.. :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    SIS, Kycakes, Naija :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Fe :2dance:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    It is a glorious thing to see a man bust. Ugly faces and all….best part of the porn’s I watch.

    Gotta see their face to get the full effect though. :coffee:

  • 2know the ledge

    the vid was too damn :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Go There says:

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    mmmmm

    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    How the hell do yall do it at work?? I be so intrigued by the comments that I don’t eeeven see people waiting to talk to me so I can’t IMAGINE me fukkin my damn self :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    #e-worldpeace :peace:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    It is a glorious thing to see a man bust. Ugly faces and all….best part of the porn’s I watch.

    Gotta see their face to get the full effect though. :coffee:

    ___________

    YESSS!!!! :yahoo:

  • I Go There

    This place should be called “Land of the mastubators”

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:
    My personal record for skeets is 12.
    But u gotta not
    jack for a few days to shoot off like that.

    Who can wait
    that long?

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Also……

    1) Guilty of jacking off in the car ride home. I have a 52 mile ride home in rush hour traffic…..super dark tints…and a bullet in my glove compartment.

    Do the math. :coffee:

    I’ve done it at work, but not in the building, in my car in the dark corner of the parking garage….only time I park my car in head-first. :-D

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SASSY :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    I Go There says:

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    :coffee:

    mmmmm

    _____________
    :coffee: :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sassy :rofl: at “jacking off”

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @JMO

    I tried to do it at my desk back in the days when I had an office that had a door. I can’t pull that sh*t off now in this crowded azz aisle with all these damn govt issued cubicles.

    You could do it in a bathroom, but I found it uncomfortable and the buzz from my bullet is kinda loud and will be exaggerated in a tiled bathroom so…..the Nissan, it is.

  • NaijaGal

    @IGo have you had personal moments at work

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @LAKE
    If we in the middle of talkin secks and I get
    quiet or my responses get short, im prolly :jack:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Go There says:

    Men Busting Nuts Huh?

    mmmmm

    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO?
    __________________________________________________

    other than I Cum on command

    NOPE

    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: The first time I “had personal time” I used a condom.. #SafeSex :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    @Sassy :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    52 miles :blink: one way??? Chit, I thought my 22 miles one way was bad

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe

    Do you find urself forwarding through most of the porns to just get to the cum shot?! And be real disappointed and annoyed if it’s one where he doesn’t pull out and show it or something?

    Me either. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND :rofl:
    @IGO MMMMHHMM… :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @JMO

    I tried to do it at my desk back in the days when I had an office that had a door. I can’t pull that sh*t off now in this crowded azz aisle with all these damn govt issued cubicles.

    You could do it in a bathroom, but I found it uncomfortable and the buzz from my bullet is kinda loud and will be exaggerated in a tiled bathroom so…..the Nissan, it is.
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @JMO

    1 way….. my car turned 1 year old on March 30…… with 30k+ miles on the odometer. :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    The first time I “had personal time” I used a condom..
    ^^ SEE THIS SH1T HERE :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: The first time I “had personal time” I used a condom.. #SafeSex :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    @Phro shut up…LAWD I just hollered :hahaha: your had been around huh, ole slutty hand

  • I Go There

    NaijaGal says:

    @IGo have you had personal moments at work
    __________________________________________

    At Work?

    Maybe one or Thrice… but I have to be REALLY worked up to just
    rub on out at the office.

  • KyCakes

    @IGO

    CUM

    did you do it? :think:

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: @Sassy

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @The Ladies
    Would u prefer a dude SHOOT out a little of cum,
    or for a huge amount of
    cum to leak out?
    :coffee:

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    @IGO

    CUM

    did you do it?
    ____________________

    :lol:

    Not that easy KY

    but you on the right track…

  • Phrozen1der

    #IJS I aint want “it” getting on me… :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO
    where ur hand been nigga? :lol:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Man

    I prefer huge amounts as LONG AS it’s not going all inside of me…

    “what goes up must come down.”

    And sometimes….panty liners ain’t catching it all.

    I hate dribbly cum though. Too slow. I need fast, violent, voluminous skeets!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN >>> a huge amount of
    cum to leak out? :yes: I DONT WANT A COUPLE OF DROPS.. :ashamed: DAM YALL

  • Phrozen1der

    @JMO @Naija @Laker :lol:

  • cheeks8683

    Wooooooooooow! That looks REAL suspect. Especially when his eyes rolled back in his head….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    Do you find urself forwarding through most of the porns to just get to the cum shot?! And be real disappointed and annoyed if it’s one where he doesn’t pull out and show it or something?

    Me either. :coffee:

    _________________

    :yes: and I get real annoyed if I’ve fast-forwarded thru all that and he just DRIZZLES….I need to see a huge load let off and he needs to have the fukk face in FULL EFFECT… :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    @Man If I’m swallowing, a little dab’ll do me…

    If I’m not swallowing, you can be Niagra Falls for all I care…

    :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    Do you find urself forwarding through most of the porns to just get to the cum shot?! And be real disappointed and annoyed if it’s one where he doesn’t pull out and show it or something?

    Me either.
    __________________________________________

    Most New Porn Movies

    Have Cum shot scenes… just for those with that viewing pleasure
    :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    JMO says:

    How the hell do yall do it at work?? I be so intrigued by the comments that I don’t eeeven see people waiting to talk to me so I can’t IMAGINE me fukkin my damn self

    :hahaha:

    i love u hawnee bastids :rofl:

    TaBew :kiss: perish the thought! i’ve known Playla all my life tho. we tight :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man :rofl: It was my first time I aint know what to expect..

    @Sassy :dead:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Too slow. I need fast, violent, voluminous skeets
    ^^ :cheer: SHAIT BE NIIIICE AND FLOOWING!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    You gotta have some kids JMO. :lol: You get a third eye in the back of your head and dog ears in exchange :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @IGo :coffee:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe

    Me too!

    I get even more annoyed when he doesn’t pull out and do it. I can’t see the cum if you putting it inside that porno bish! It does NOTHING for me!!!

    Do you watch just the homemade porn vids of regular azz men jacking off too?

    Me either. :coffee: I heard they have the BEST cumshots though!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KY :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ PlayPlay…I’m mean FayFay :kiss:
    Hahahah – You’ve known her ALL your life?? Ya’ll must be TIGHT! :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @The Ladies
    Would u prefer a dude SHOOT out a little of cum

    SKEET SKEET all day baby! shoot LOTS. open up a can a SPLODE on my azz :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Sassy

    I haven’t watched the vids made with JUST cum shots…I like to see the man get worked up…

  • The Makeup Maven

    KyCakes says:

    @Man If I’m swallowing, a little dab’ll do me…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :shocked:
    :lol:

  • 69

    I had to come out of lurking to tell you that y’all that each and every one of you need a :spank:

    Too Live in here today! :hahaha:

    Dang, back to work for me… :kona:

    :kiss: to Fay, Tatted, Naija, Laker, FeFe on my way out.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :no: YOU GUYS ARE BEING BAAAAAD! :lol:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    I don’t think I should be in here. :no: I don’t watch porn and I hate masturbating. :shrug:

    *Goes back to eat my chicken salad*

  • The Makeup Maven

    69 :hug:

  • Mochacashmere

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
    Go There says:
    Men Busting Nuts Huh?
    mmmmm
    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO?
    __________________________________________________
    other than I Cum on command
    NOPE
    ________________________________________________________–

    CUM!!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    <—dont really have a penchant for the cum shot. :(

  • Phrozen1der

    <—– Literally :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? :popcorn: I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe

    That’s what I’m talking about. They have homemade masturbation vids. :lol:

    The masturbation vids always have the best cumshots at the end. Might be watching for about 10-15 mins to get to it though…..

  • Bibi

    :wtf:

    Did Sandra chime in???

    Yall is some straight freaks!!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oooo, yum! Chicken salad. Just had soup. And it was “light”. :(

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    IGO impressive :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @69 :hug:
    @DIMPZ YEAH U AINT GOING TO LIKE THIS CONVO WIFIE :kona: <<LE GO

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker

    I have a foolproof method to make a dude think you’re swallowing but not do it.

    Email me. I cannot share my secret on the board.

    #BeenFoolingMisterForAlmost8Years

    (Except on the rare occasions when I DO swallow and try to hold it down.)

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS :no:
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Tatted

    But you love it when we’re baaaad!! :yes:

    :bye: @69

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dimpz Do you not press your “button” when you getting “peened down”?? :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @The Ladies
    Would u prefer a dude SHOOT out a little of cum

    SKEET SKEET all day baby! shoot LOTS. open up a can a SPLODE on my azz
    ___________________________________________________________________

    DAMN FAY…

    Im almost shocked you said that… I think I just got embarrassed

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Lakes

    My first time was on my honeymoon….before that I was just too SCARED! :oops:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    OTB whatchu like then? :popcorn:

  • Bibi

    I hate masturbating.

    but why????

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    I clearly said to pick one
    Big Nut
    OR
    Big shoot off!

    You cant have both! (I never knew ladies liked watching that)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Sassy

    Emailing you now… :pc:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Lakes Im a “faker”. :)

    I will “gather” it, but it aint going down. :) I tiptoe to the bathroom and give them a watery grave.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Phro…sometimes but, that’s not the same as flying solo to me. :shrug:

    I bought a toy, tried that bish once and threw it away. I can’t get with them.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I cannot share my secret on the board.

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @JMO

    1 way….. my car turned 1 year old on March 30…… with 30k+ miles on the odometer. :yes:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Damn!!! I remember when I bought my car and the first year I had to drive my azz to DC and I was pissed :lol: … I know the feeling girl

    My car will be paid off next month :yahoo:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SASSY :pc: HOLD UP THO.. :stop: I WANT THE FIRST TIME TO BE FOREALZ **FIXS A LOAD OF PINEAPLES**

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    Im addicted to homemade porn!
    :thumbsup:

  • I Go There

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    IGO impressive
    __________________________________

    Why Thank you….

    It comes in handy

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ BiBi…..I guess i’m too much into interaction and I interacting with myself doesn’t do it for me.

  • OutsidetheBox

    OTB whatchu like then?

    Ion know…I think I just be jelly of them men :lol:

  • I Go There

    Mochacashmere says:

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
    Go There says:
    Men Busting Nuts Huh?
    mmmmm
    ^^^ MMHHMM U CARE TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS CONVO?
    __________________________________________________
    other than I Cum on command
    NOPE
    ________________________________________________________–

    CUM!!!!
    __________________________

    It aint that easy… :lol:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    <—- Presses my easy play button CONSTANTLY!!!

    At work (quick press), in the car (elongated press), at home (violent press), in the bathroom (test press).

    I actually got caught trying to doa "quick tap" in the Homegoods store last Thursday! :lol:

    Thought wasn't nobody in the damn aisle and the damn stock boy walked right up on me talking about: "how YOU doing today? Everything alright?"

    Had to act like I was just scratching my thigh….. :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    IGO

    DAMN FAY…

    Im almost shocked you said that… I think I just got embarrassed

    oh really? y is that? :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    My car will be paid off next month

    Go girl!!! I got ’bout 5 more…. :yahoo: Praise God and Sweet baby Jesus!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    You gotta have some kids JMO. :lol: You get a third eye in the back of your head and dog ears in exchange :lol:
    ________________________________________________

    :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dimpz :lol: Flying solo teaches you hot to please you so that when you are “getting it” you know exactly what it takes to get you off..it’s GOD’s way…. :lol: #DontHesitateJustMasturbate

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FEFE I HAVENT EVEN GOT IT CLOSE TO MY LIPS.. :no:
    @OTB :lol: I NEED TO GET IT IN MY MOUTH FIRST.. BISH ESSCARED TO DO IT THO..

  • KyCakes

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too :lol:

  • I Go There

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SASSY
    Im addicted to homemade porn!
    __________________________________

    Its something about homeade port that is a turn on.

  • OutsidetheBox

    “how YOU doing today? Everything alright?”

    Dont finger the pillows please ma’am. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phro…sometimes but, that’s not the same as flying solo to me. :shrug:

    I bought a toy, tried that bish once and threw it away. I can’t get with them
    ____________________________________________________________________

    I had one in college … used it about 5 times and tossed it and havent had one since … maybe we should invest in some :think:

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: “quick tap”

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @Dimpz
    Thats ok, dont let them peer pressure u into masterbating.

    You can sit back and chill and watch me :jack:
    #helpfull

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Man

    I’m addicted to homemade porn too. So much that I cannot watch “produced” porn at all anymore. I be on Rude . com using all my rude points!!

    That and homegrown flix.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DIMPZ IT TOOK ME A MIN TO DO IT WITH ME MYSELF AND I.. I WAS SCARED TO HURT MYSELF MY LIZ.. BUT IM GETTING BETTER AT IT.. NOW I DID KINDA HURT MYSELF ABOUT A WEEK AGO.. :ashamed: NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Phro…….I’ve mastered it during sex but outside of sex, I get bored, feel like something is missing, just say fugg it. LOL

    @ Ky…………. :wail: :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)
    ___________
    :yes: :yes:

  • Bibi

    Where does one watch this homemade porn. For someone I know :tea:

  • KyCakes

    @Dimpz :shrug: What I do?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KY I LUVS PINEAPLE.. SO IS IT SWEET?? :koolaid:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW??
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Whoa now!!! Don’t include me in that chit!!! :nono:

    #NECESSARYBOLDEDFONT

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ JMO…I just did that 3mos ago! :lol:

    @ Man….I almost thanked yo ass till I read the rest. :lol:

  • I Go There

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    IGO

    DAMN FAY…

    Im almost shocked you said that… I think I just got embarrassed

    oh really? y is that
    _____________________________

    Never heard you talk like that…

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    OutsidetheBox says:

    OTB whatchu like then?

    Ion know…I think I just be jelly of them men :lol:

    :rofl: IKR chit look esstra essiting. that’s y i hate on them squirting heffas. altho i do bust HARD & super soak. ion squirt :(

  • Phrozen1der

    @IGo @Man @Sassy Home made porn be that shiznitz… :lol: I watched this dude smash this chick in a ghetto flick before. Everytime he stroked her “ego” a little bit she was having violent “splash sessions” after 4-5 explosions he told her to hold it so he could get his but she couldn’t help it..I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time..like what if that gets in your eye??

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @OTB

    I was in the damn pillows section! Looking at the super firm Ralph Lauren ones! :lol:

    I played it off well though…… i hope.

    I ran to another section then to the counter and left out of there quickly after that. Nosey azz stock boy.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    A woman swallowing that man milk = a man getting an engagment ring

    Ladies, if you want that man to commit, swallow his love juice he giving you! :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @JMO YO I SAID WHAT AGE.. I WAS THINKING MOST WOMAN PROLLY GET TO DO IT DOWN THE LINE.. WHEN U MEET THAT PERSON THAT GIVES U THAT URGE.. YOU KNOW US 80S BABIES WE TOO INNOCENT.. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ JMO…I just did that 3mos ago! :lol:

    @ Man….I almost thanked yo ass till I read the rest. :lol:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    My response in my comment to 221?? :blink:

  • KyCakes

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KY I LUVS PINEAPLE.. SO IS IT SWEET??
    ——————————————————————
    Kinda but it doesn’t have the ‘off’ taste that it would if he doesnt’ drink pineapple. Everything a male eats will affect the way his “spunky brewster” tastes.

    I’ve only done it twice in my lifetime. Dude’s eyes rolled back in his dome; looking like a paraplegic and chit…

    I was intrigued to say the least….

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    <—-Ain't swallowing, gargling, collecting, marinating, blowing bubbles, or rubbing in shyt!

    :nono: :no: :hurl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IKR chit look esstra essiting. that’s y i hate on them squirting heffas. altho i do bust HARD & super soak. ion squirt
    I HATE THEM TOO!! HHMMPH! AND I SEE YOU USING UR LAKEZ ****CHIONARY :hug:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Phro

    Them ghetto azz homemade porns where you can tell they’re made in hosuing paid for with vouchers and furnitire from RAC are the BEST!!!

    Muhfukkas don’t be having no boxspring, nust a mattress ont he flo’, but they got a computer with a webcam though!!

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too
    ______________________________

    mmmm…

    So the Pineapple I cut up a while ago is helping more than I could have imagine.

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    ion squirt

    Your sad face at the end sent me over the edge. :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz :lol: Flying solo teaches you hot to please you so that when you are “getting it” you know exactly what it takes to get you off..it’s GOD’s way…. :lol: #DontHesitateJustMasturbate

    :rofl: :rofl: :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @JMO YO I SAID WHAT AGE.. I WAS THINKING MOST WOMAN PROLLY GET TO DO IT DOWN THE LINE.. WHEN U MEET THAT PERSON THAT GIVES U THAT URGE.. YOU KNOW US 80S BABIES WE TOO INNOCENT.. :yes:
    ________________________________________________

    :yes: *adjusts halo*

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Phro

    Them ghetto azz homemade porns where you can tell they’re made in hosuing paid for with vouchers and furnitire from RAC are the BEST!!!

    Muhfukkas don’t be having no boxspring, just a mattress on the flo’, but they got a computer with a webcam though!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :popcorn: <— covered pretzels the kiddos made.

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ JMO Hell nawl! I was sayign I just bought and threw a toy away 3mos ago. Didn’t you say earlier that we should invest in some?

  • KyCakes

    Phrozen1der says:
    I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time
    —————————————————————-
    :rofl: fuggin :ghost:

    That’s quite a duality of emotions, there, Phro….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    “spunky brewster”
    _________
    :lol:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @JMO YO I SAID WHAT AGE.. I WAS THINKING MOST WOMAN PROLLY GET TO DO IT DOWN THE LINE.. WHEN U MEET THAT PERSON THAT GIVES U THAT URGE.. YOU KNOW US 80S BABIES WE TOO INNOCENT..
    _____________________________________________

    Oh Yeah

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <—-Ain't swallowing, gargling, collecting, marinating, blowing bubbles, or rubbing in shyt!

    :nono: :no: :hurl:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    __/ There's more room on the innocent couch with Lakes, Tatted and I :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llFZT6CTXz8 datsmdubya2u

    @ Man

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @Dats
    I aint jack today cause I been a lil busy, but
    it was on and poppin that day yall was talkin bout riding yall stuffed animals. Yall aint
    notice I was quiet?

    ———————————-

    Dat’s why U is my NUKKA!!!!!! :rofl:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB….Awwww

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ JMO Hell nawl! I was sayign I just bought and threw a toy away 3mos ago. Didn’t you say earlier that we should invest in some?
    __________________________________________________________________

    Oh … my bad :lol:

  • KyCakes

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too
    ______________________________

    mmmm…

    So the Pineapple I cut up a while ago is helping more than I could have imagine.
    ——————————————————————–
    :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sassy I fuggin hate you yo…. :rofl:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ JMO…..I’m not gonna lie and say i’m innocent. :no: but, I ain’t playing with no swimmers. :nono:

  • I Go There

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo @Man @Sassy Home made porn be that shiznitz… I watched this dude smash this chick in a ghetto flick before. Everytime he stroked her “ego” a little bit she was having violent “splash sessions” after 4-5 explosions he told her to hold it so he could get his but she couldn’t help it..I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time..like what if that gets in your eye??
    _____________________________________________________

    i know which one you talking bout… he was knocking her down and she kept going?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK LADIES WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YALL ACTUALLY SWALLOW?? I BEEN CLOSE BUT I STOP MYSELF.. I WANT TO WANT IT.. AND IN THE PAST I JUST AINT HIT THAT MARK YET..
    ——————————————————————
    I did it for the first time about two years ago.

    I was all in love with dude and wanted to try it. It actually tasted pretty good. You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum. If you want to try it, have your dude drink copious amount of pineapple juice. (it sweetens the Man nectar)

    He was amazed when I did it and quite frankly, I was too
    ______________________________

    mmmm…

    So the Pineapple I cut up a while ago is helping more than I could have imagine.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    You did say you were having pineapple the other day :rofl: :hahaha:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker/Fayla

    I’ve only squirted once or twice (my mind can’t wrap itself around the thought that I would not be urinating) but I’ma learn how to control it this weekend!

    Dawn done gave me her recommendations on ordering all kinds og “g-spot cremes” and “g-twists” and “we-vibes” and sh*t.

    I’ma get my azz waxed on Friday then I’m get that azz WAXED on Sunday!

    Don’t nobody call me, text me, email me, tweet me, skype me, batsignal me, stop by or even THINK of me on Sunday! I’ma be BUSY!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    <—-doesn't believe for 1 second that the "innocent" folks in the room are all that "innocent" :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Ky :lol: Shyt was like a volcano I was like damn bish..I hope you putting in on that new carpet,new ceiling,new 1,000,000 count persian sheets and comforter…. Ole bussin bish :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    @Sassy :applause:

    Get some for me and my Sahara ass, please

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo @Man @Sassy Home made porn be that shiznitz… :lol: I watched this dude smash this chick in a ghetto flick before. Everytime he stroked her “ego” a little bit she was having violent “splash sessions” after 4-5 explosions he told her to hold it so he could get his but she couldn’t help it..I was “horned up” and frightened at the same time..like what if that gets in your eye??

    :dead: :dead: where u see that tho?? :popcorn:

    IGO there’s SO much more :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “spunky brewster”

    Ok!! Memba we had the thread where I kept saying uncuts dont taste right and they smell funny? You werent here KY but im forreal :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    <—-needs to check out this homemade porn…it always looked amateur and lame to me… :shrugs:

  • Phrozen1der

    @IGo Yes! I was like she RUDE!!! :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Phro

    :lol: I’m just saying! Backgrounds and furniture be looking straight project-ish….but that camcorder and that computer be up and running!

    Negroes got the obituary’s of their homies on the walls….blinds with the panels missing….no sheet set on the bed….leftovers of blunts in a glass…on the dresser might can see a roach or two crawling up the wall in the background….

    But it be ALL good times!!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Ky… You Sellibutt? :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @ OTB….Awwww

    Kita they look a mess but they tatse good :lol:.

    If I wouldnt have seen them made, I wouldnt be indulging. :lol: Im pretending like I dont know Marlon helped :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: CRAZZIIIIEEEEEEESSSS

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @OTB

    This chick I work with swears that it is BETTER sex when the man is uncut…she said she’s never encountered an issue with a smelly uncut…she said if men have that issue then they don’t take care of themselves…I’ve personally never encountered one…

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Ky

    I’ma get enough for me, you and “all of the muthafukkas in here.” (Re: Kandi Burress

    I’m coming to put in WORK on Sunday! Buying me a hard hat or a helmet this week!

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Laker/Fayla

    I’ve only squirted once or twice (my mind can’t wrap itself around the thought that I would not be urinating) but I’ma learn how to control it this weekend!

    Dawn done gave me her recommendations on ordering all kinds og “g-spot cremes” and “g-twists” and “we-vibes” and sh*t.

    I’ma get my azz waxed on Friday then I’m get that azz WAXED on Sunday!

    Don’t nobody call me, text me, email me, tweet me, skype me, batsignal me, stop by or even THINK of me on Sunday! I’ma be BUSY!!!

    :dead: :dead: I HATECHU!!!

    DM me those recommendations tho :coffee:
    ________________
    Lakes u just now seeing that? yo dyckshunary be on PERNT!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sassy I saw this one where it was like 3-4 dudes and this chick and a mattress in an abandoned building..first I thought it was rape cause she kept saying she had to go..But what I aint get is how every time a peen came near her she spread her legs,or opened her mouth..I guess she wasn’t in that much of a rush so I calmed down and let nature that it’s course.. :rofl:

  • I Go There

    First Time i saw a Chic squirt I was 17… I was eating this chics box out like nobodies business… Well, all I know that is that she was panting and moaning and it got faster and harded and all of a sudden…. SPLASH…. she was trying to push my head back but it was too late. She just kept apologizing. I felt like i had went swimming.

  • MsGorgeous

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @OTB
    <ur face
    <ur breast
    <ur belly
    #generous

    ______________________________________________________________________

    :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    even THINK of me on Sunday

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You can get a feel of the taste by the pre-cum.
    ___________________________
    :yes: Sigh these days are limited for me :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    I Go There says:

    First Time i saw a Chic squirt I was 17… I was eating this chics box out like nobodies business… Well, all I know that is that she was panting and moaning and it got faster and harded and all of a sudden…. SPLASH…. she was trying to push my head back but it was too late. She just kept apologizing. I felt like i had went swimming.

    ___________

    :rofl: :ashamed:

  • Phrozen1der

    @IGo I would feel so violated :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Sassy that’s what I can’t get over.. Is it pee? Hold up thought mister was sick.. Don’t kill him :lol:
    Igo… Mmmhhmm.. Keep the pineapple coming… :coffee:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Phro

    I seen one where this dude was banging this chick out quite CLEARY in the hallway of a project building in NY. Vid was definitely named: “NY Hoes are Gutta!” or something.

    Oh- and do you ever watch the ones by Chicago Freak Fest with Captain Kirk and them? And the ones with the ghetto azz strippers who are basically tricking all throughout the clubs?

    Those be the best! Bishes giving blow-jobs and more for a couple of singles with dudes in every open space around them watching. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    This chick I work with swears that it is BETTER sex when the man is uncut…

    Really. :thinking: I dont recall a difference…maybe she meant better for HIM and that in turn made it better to HER…they say they have more feeling when they arent cut. Although I dont know how one would measure that?? Unless youre asking grown men who have been circumsised… :shrug:

    But I do know the men were very clean. It just smelled “different”. Ion care what she say :lol:

  • I Go There

    IGO there’s SO much more
    ___________________________

    Oh Im sure there is…

    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Fefe They be gone to get it in those amateur videos like the rent or next meal is behind that nut or something.. :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ky… You Sellibutt?
    ———————————————————–
    :lol: Love the spelling, Dimpz

    Yeah….If I met someone with common sense, I’d give up the nappy snappy dugout….

  • OutsidetheBox

    :huh:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker

    Mister’s azz went to the doctor this morning, he is fine so far!

    I told him since now we know he ain’t gonna have a heart attack and die on me….we got WORK to do!!

    I been going easy on him this weekend since he was having breathing/chest issues….but this coming weekend! Once my order gets here……

    I feel bad for my downstairs neighbors. SMH.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sassy I saw one that looked like a huge stripper party EVERYONE was fuggin..I was like this is nasty *unzips pants* :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    UNCUT-CUT In my personal experience doesn’t make a difference I need the said person with cut/uncut peen that it is attached to – to know what to do with it :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @OTB

    :lol: ain’t no tellin’ with her though…she may be so used to the smell that it doesn’t register to her :shrugs:

    She’s said the sex was better FOR HER…and yes, I’ve heard it was way more sensation for the man too… so I could see how that would turn the woman on… :yes:

  • I Go There

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo I would feel so violated
    _______________________________

    Dude… I couldnt believe it.
    But I kept doing it…

    It was like…. lick lick lick… Splash… lick lick lick… Splash…
    I had to hold by breath a few times… :lol:

  • KyCakes

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “spunky brewster”

    Ok!! Memba we had the thread where I kept saying uncuts dont taste right and they smell funny? You werent here KY but im forreal
    ————————————————————–
    ION mess with uncut editions…. :nono:

    Looking like a turtle comin’ outta its shell…No ma’am…..

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Sassy that’s what I can’t get over.. Is it pee? Hold up thought mister was sick.. Don’t kill him
    Igo… Mmmhhmm.. Keep the pineapple coming…
    ______________________________________________

    :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Sad i been in here since like post 80 just perving…

    :ashamed:

  • Phrozen1der

    Wait so if I had mo’skin on my peen it would feel even better???? *Picks up phone and calls surgeon* :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Phrozen

    :rofl:

    *makes a note to watch some home grown porn later today* :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’d give up the nappy snappy dugout….

    Speaking of :lol: Im doing the dye thing right…so I was in the shower waiting on my 3min miracle to miracle-lize on baby blue when I realized I am TOO crazy. :lol:

    I really like my color but that conditioning coochie hairs really had me thinking ….??? Where is this done yo? :lol:

    I immediately rinsed off and exited the shower. I need a life! :cuss:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Igo After the first freebie I would’ve stopped that act…. :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Phro

    We prolly seen the same vid! I got a whole collection of them homemade stripper-party turned orgy vids. :lol:

    Ghetto azzed strippers!

  • KyCakes

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’d give up the nappy snappy dugout….

    Speaking of Im doing the dye thing right…so I was in the shower waiting on my 3min miracle to miracle-lize on baby blue when I realized I am TOO crazy.

    I really like my color but that conditioning coochie hairs really had me thinking ….??? Where is this done yo?

    I immediately rinsed off and exited the shower. I need a life!
    —————————————————————–
    Wait. You dye your cooch fur? :thinking:

    Oh OTB :rofl: You give me life, Ma! I swears it…..

    What colors have you done, Nicki Minaj?

  • OutsidetheBox

    “…post 80 just perving…”

    :dead: :dead:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Fefe They go at it with such Section 8 passion.. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Phrozen1der says:

    Wait so if I had mo’skin on my peen it would feel even better???? *Picks up phone and calls surgeon* :rofl:

    _____________

    :yes:

    Just think, more skin, more feeling… :shrugs:

    The reason why they cut that skin off is supposedly to prevent future problems and issues down the road…and it LOOKS better cosmetically…

    But if the sex is better I say keep that flap of skin!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sassy :rofl: :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    been going easy on him this weekend since he was having breathing/chest issues….but this coming weekend! Once my order gets here
    ^^ YOU GOT ALL THE GOODIES FROM DAWN?? WHAT U GET?? I HEARD ABOUT THIS CREAM U PUT ON UR CL!T THAT MAKES IT MORE SENSITIVE… :yes: PO MISTER HE FINNA GET HIS DACK BEND ALA MCSTEAMY

  • I Go There

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Phro

    We prolly seen the same vid! I got a whole collection of them homemade stripper-party turned orgy vids.

    Ghetto azzed strippers!
    ______________________________________

    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition… :lol:

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta.

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @OTB

    :lol:

    That’s okay! I tried to be cheap and not wax last month but tried to cut my sh*t into a damn heart shape like I seen on this website and fukked around and knicked myself with the trimming scissors.

    Right on the top of my damn c-lit. Had to put neosporin on that sh*t after I phoned a friend about what to do.

    Then I realized too…. that I needed a damned life.

    :rofl:

    #HardOutHereForThemCoochHairs

  • OutsidetheBox

    Blue, pink, red…blonde :rofl: :rofl:

    #betty

  • Phrozen1der

    @Fefe I thought being circumcised keeps you from going blind and developing breast cancer in men??? :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Speaking of Im doing the dye thing right…so I was in the shower waiting on my 3min miracle to miracle-lize on baby blue when I realized I am TOO crazy.

    :rofl: NOT BLU!! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Ace says:

    Sad i been in here since like post 80 just perving…

    :ashamed:
    __________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe They go at it with such Section 8 passion.. :rofl:

    ___________

    :dead: :ghost:

    Straight fuggin on a bed of EBT cards!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Section 8 passion

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @IGo
    The dikk sukking competition one is by Chicago Freak Fest. I know exactly which on you’re talking about.

    @Laker
    I’ma put my order in with her today when I get home. Can’t do it from this work computer but I’ve made my selections! And that G-spot creme is one of the things I’m ordering. :yes:

  • KyCakes

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit

  • Phrozen1der

    @IGo I bet chu she don’t know the lawdt :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO
    Yeah, I love those stripper fluck parties. Them hoes spread they and puzzy for any rando person that come in the club.

    The whole time Im thinking “this is disgusting!”
    and Im doin :jack: the whole time!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Fefe I thought being circumcised keeps you from going blind and developing breast cancer in men??? :coffee:

    __________

    I’m not sure, but that MAY be true…I prolly got some bootlegged second hand information…

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    That’s okay! I tried to be cheap and not wax last month but tried to cut my sh*t into a damn heart shape like I seen on this website and fukked around and knicked myself with the trimming scissors.

    ^^^^^ :rofl: YALL MEMBER THE FRIEND THAT LOST SOME CUCHI SKIN WAXING?? BISH STILL TALKN BOUT “BISH I DONT THINK HAIR GOING TO GROW THERE NO MORE.. ITS A DIFERENT SHADE OF PINK” :lol: NEVUR DOING A BRAZILIAN WAX!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    ———————————————————————–

    NO DRY HANDS!!!!!! USE SPIT LUBE OR WHAT EVER THE **** YOU AINT MIND GOING BACK IN YOUR MOUTH ….BUT NO DRY HANDS!!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Had to put neosporin on that sh*t after I phoned a friend about what to do.

    Sass! You aint suppossed to tell ppl! Just us! :hahaha: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    *makes a mental note to order some shyt from Dawn later tonight*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Ky If someone knows what they are doing it is heavenly… :yes:

    <—–Doesn't like people to play with my peen either get at it,or leave it and me be…

    @Fefe @OTB They fuggin like the kids comin home in 30 so hurry up.. :rofl:

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    So Ace has been quiet since post 80 huh? Wonder where HIS hands have been. :coffee:

  • KyCakes

    :lol: Well hello, Ace. So nice of you to join us!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SASSY YO IM GOING TO NEED A REPORT BACK ON THAT CREAM… REAL TALK!! :coffee:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @OTB

    Girl- I was panicking!! I thought I had nicked myself but wasn’t sure and kept trimming until I saw a little droplet of blood hit the floor and I went: :shocked:

    Hobbled over to my floor-length mirror and squatted and spread and was like: :shocked: :wail:

    I ain’t know what to do!! Had to call somebody! :lol:

  • KyCakes

    @Sassy BWAH HAhahahahahahahahahaha…

    The emoticons WOULD NOT do that justice

  • OutsidetheBox

    NOT BLU!!

    :rofl: I hate Beyonce. I been Blue since that damn baby was born. :rofl: When I was retouching I was like change the color…and still went with blue…

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE :rofl: U BEEN PERVN SINCE 80 THO!! :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @MAn/Phro

    I be watching them stripper vids where they fukk everybody and jacking off like: “this is some horrible sh*t! These negroes is just going in on these nasty azz hoes raw, one after the other! Some of these dudes got on wedding rings and sh*t and eating stripper ****! Disgusting!!”

    :no:

    But I be rewinding, pausing and “repeat” over and over again though.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    <——–hood porn usually turns me off…hubby likes that shyt…

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man :dead:

    @FeFe Believe EVERYTHING I say.. :rofl:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker

    Oh believe you me, I’ma have a “special report” about a couple of the products Dawn is selling by next Monday! :yes:

  • I Go There

    Phrozen1der says:

    @IGo I bet chu she don’t know the lawdt
    ___________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Not one bit….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @PHRO
    Yeah, I love those stripper fluck parties. Them hoes spread they and puzzy for any rando person that come in the club.

    The whole time Im thinking “this is disgusting!”
    and Im doin :jack: the whole time!
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

  • KyCakes

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.
    ———————————————————-
    *Takes Notes*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Sassy

    Girl STOP…your story is making my min min hurt!!!! *cringes*

    :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    ITS A DIFERENT SHADE OF PINK”

    :wail:

  • yallcrazy

    @All
    Where can I find Dawn’s goodies?

    @Laker, only the boothangs :ghost:

    Ky, have you been a “bolding” fool still? :lol:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe

    NOTHING is better than hood porn!! I got a whole arsenal of that sh*t on my hard drive!!

    Hood porn rocks!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SASSSY :rofl: :wail: I NIP MYSELF ONCE TOO!! :rofl: I WAS FREEKING OUT I RAN AROUND MY ROOM GAPD OPEN TRYING TO FAN AND PADDING WITH A PIECE OF PAPER.. :rofl: I HATE CHU!!! SHAIT SKIN IS SENSITIVE DOWN THURR.. :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Since i was just perving earlier i need to comment

    1. girlschoke (redirects to ) Hoodboxoffice (best homemade chit)
    2. having I always laugh a little inside when i see someone sitting on the breakroom couch…. #theyoungeryearshereatwork
    3. (MAN will appreciate this one) watching homemade porns…it’s always nice to realize that then end the counter is only at like 11:34 …makes you feel good about your 15-20min of work.

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB

    Girl- I was panicking!! I thought I had nicked myself but wasn’t sure and kept trimming until I saw a little droplet of blood hit the floor and I went: :shocked:

    Hobbled over to my floor-length mirror and squatted and spread and was like: :shocked: :wail:

    I ain’t know what to do!! Had to call somebody! :lol:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @IGo
    The dikk sukking competition one is by Chicago Freak Fest. I know exactly which on you’re talking about
    ___________________________________________

    Yep thats it…

    I use to go to this one sight called
    booty Tube 24/7

    but I think its a pay sight now…

    They had some homeade bangers on there.

  • yallcrazy

    Sloppy is what’s happening :coffee:

    :lol:

    —————
    Oh My @ Sassy :no: smh I’ve got my legs crossed over here :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    But I be rewinding, pausing and “repeat” over and over again though.

    ^^ JUST DISCUSTED BUT REWINDING AND NUTN :rofl: YESH PLEASE REPORT BACK!!

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Um grosssest :jack: fest ever!

    I ordered some chinese delivery. They told me 30-45 minutes. Almost an hour no food. I look out side(I live on 3rd floor) Wang is spankin it in his car in the parking lot! AND then he had the nerve to ring my door bell. I let his ass just ring. They called me and said delivery man outside your door. I said no your delivery man was just in my parking lot putting extra sauce on my egg rolls! He can keep that shyt. And hung up! :no: just nasty!

  • KyCakes

    yallcrazy says:

    Ky, have you been a “bolding” fool still?
    —————————————————-
    YES :rofl:

  • Kei_lyme

    My poor eyes :( :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    @Sassy

    But ‘hood porn has SMALL subtleties that turns me off….like:

    1. niggas fukkin in some socks and tennis shoes
    2. excessive tattoos
    3. stretch markes, bullet holes, stab wounds
    4. ignorant ass dialogue
    5. colored weave

    For some reasons these things and a few other stuff I may have forgot to mention throws me OFF!

  • yallcrazy

    *yells* DAWN

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ Wut

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Laker
    That sh*t hurt too, don’t it?! :lol:

    @JMo
    Why you laughing though?!

    @Ace
    I’m REAL familiar with HoodBoxOffice. :yes: :thumbsup:

    @Igo
    I used to frequent Bt before they went to a pay site as well. Only pay site I deal with is Rude . com.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Had to put neosporin on that sh*t after I phoned a friend about what to do.

    Sass! You aint suppossed to tell ppl! Just us! :hahaha: :rofl:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: Can you imagine calling your friend like “guhhl, I just cut my puzzay!! What am I supposed tah dew??! :blink:

    I would be the worst friend because I would be on the floor in tears :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.
    ———————————————————-
    *Takes Notes*

    _____________________________

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @OTB :wail: HER MAN AINT BEEN ABLE TO TOUCH THAT CERTAIN SPOT :no: IM GLAD SHE WENT FIRST!!

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: @Igo….chicks be complaining them dudes be putting in WORK in 5:39 secs of porn fuggin :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I said no your delivery man was just in my parking lot putting extra sauce on my egg rolls! He can keep that shyt.

    :dead: :dead: I will never! :dead:

  • yallcrazy

    I would be the worst friend because I would be on the floor in tears :hahaha:
    ———————–
    Folks KNOW not to call me with this mess yo! Like, I just couldn’t imagine getting “that call” EVER :lol:

  • KyCakes

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:
    I saw one like that but it was a Dyck sucking competition…

    The chic that won was SOOOOOO Gangsta
    ——————————————————————-
    So lemme aks you sumthin (yes, I spelled it ‘aks’)

    I saw Superhead sucking and twisting it and Mr. Marcus was losing his mind.

    Does that really feel good to y’all?

    Looked like she was giving that Ninja an Indian Rug Burn….and he was on “I’m gonna pass out” status…..

    #CuriousAndChit
    __________________________________________________

    Yeah Ive seen that SupaHead video… and she looks like she knows what she doing.. But I like mine… A BIT SLOPPY if you will… Its its wet and sloppy and ole girl know her way around the equipment then we all good.
    ———————————————————-
    *Takes Notes*

    _____________________________

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.
    ———————————————————
    And I appreciate that, but I prefer to come to the party acting like I know what Holiday it is… :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    booty tube 24/7 :rofl: … Where do yall find this chit??? yall azzes need a hobby

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    How can u really enjoy porn talkin bout this nigga got on a wedding band an dumb azz chit like that? See, good thing women dont run the porn industry!

    Theyd have to give the background that the porn stars are single and recently started dating…
    :smack:

    He coulda found that hoe sleeping in an alley while his wife and kids was waiting in the car. WHO CARES? :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: @WUT’s delivery man :rofl:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ Wut
    ————————
    I couldn’t grasp what he was doing until I saw dude pull napkins from my bag and placed it under his peen. Then I say he was actually :jack: in my parking lot!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I would be the worst friend because I would be on the floor in tears

    :rofl: This is exactly what I would do. :rofl: Thats chit your man suppossed to assess.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SASSY :yes: BISH SAID SHE NEED SOME SKIN GRAFS :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    Nice to see you again, @Man.

    What were YOU doing? :thinking:

  • KyCakes

    Thanks @Wut. I’m never gonna be able to order chinese food again :wail:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Fefe
    Those are the facets that make hood porn good though! Cause it’s so REAL!!!

    @JMO/Yall
    I call my cousin who is more like a sister to me than anything. You’d be surprised the disgusting sh*t we talk about. So she laughed her azz off, called me stupid and cheap, said “that’s you get, dumbazz!” then told me to put Neosporin on it and stop crying.

    I had to fix it before Mister came home and laughed my azz out the apartment.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    @ Wut…Did you look like your gravi when you saw him? :lol;

    @ Shaun….I’d call my GMA! :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.

    WELL HAWT DAM!! :rofl: WERE WAS MINE!! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.
    ———————————————————
    And I appreciate that, but I prefer to come to the party acting like I know what Holiday it is…
    _______________________

    ohhhh and confidence too…. well check you out.
    well Im with it.

  • Phrozen1der

    @WUT :dead:

    @Fefe :rofl:

    Have ya’ll ever seen prego lady porn?? No? Me either… :coffee:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Man

    I still be jacking off to it though!

    But yes…. I do think about those things! How you eating out a stripper with a wedding band on! Taking turns behind other dudes and sh*t?

    I still watch it though….. none of them dudes are married to me so, fukk em. Always be old, 40+ looking dudes doing that though.

  • I Go There

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE :hurl:

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: Sassy

    Laker, go to a place that doesn’t use hot wax! There’s this purple was that is room temperature, and it has chamomile (I think) in it.

    You’ve got to at least try it once in your life! Cotton candy looks SO pretty with nothing on it IMO :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <– REALLY NEEDS A LIFE…you guys got me cracking THEE heyul up! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :offtopic:

    i cant see the F5 on my keyboard anymore :ashamed:

  • yallcrazy

    *purple wax

  • I Go There

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Igo….chicks be complaining them dudes be putting in WORK in 5:39 secs of porn fuggin
    _______________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Exactly.

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Phro
    I’ve seen it. Couldn’t get passed the preggo-ness of it all to enjoy it.

    @IGo/Fefe
    :no: I’ll do you one better. Watch the “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” one. I believe it’s on Porn hub.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    ________
    :rofl:

    And with that, I’m out y’all….this thread has been a RIOT! :peace:

  • KyCakes

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    —————————————————————-
    I preferred “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” :lol:

  • KyCakes

    :bye: FeFe

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Tatted

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    You dont have to do that… I have an IGO Pamphlet
    along with a questionaire itll help you out with shait like that.

    WELL HAWT DAM!! WERE WAS MINE!!
    ________________________________________________

    Shait talker get no pamplet… they gotta learn the hard way.

    :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    :no: WERE YALL GET ALL THESE FUKN P0RN!! :wtf:

  • yallcrazy

    :nite: Fi

  • KyCakes

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE
    —————————————————————–
    Dammit Lakes….TO.THE. :kona: Right.Now

  • The Makeup Maven

    Smufrette :waves:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    @Ace

    :lol:

    My mouse is permanently sticky, though. LOL!

    Too lazy to order another one.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @KY
    I needed a break. Got a new attitude now.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    most recent “production” porn i actually enjoyed…was a “Flavor Of Love” porn…bish didn’t get a clock cause she flucked the pool boy…. :lmao:

  • yallcrazy

    “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”

    :dead:

    Only in America! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    —————————————————————-
    I preferred “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”
    _____________________________________

    For the Comic book fans

    I have a Justice League one too.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Laker, go to a place that doesn’t use hot wax! There’s this purple was that is room temperature, and it has chamomile (I think) in it.

    You’ve got to at least try it once in your life! Cotton candy looks SO pretty with nothing on it IMO
    ^^ I MIGHT BUT FIRST I NEED TO ERASE THE SOUND OF MY BFF SCREAMING AND CRYING :wail: AND THE BLOOD STAINS I SAW!! :no:

  • KyCakes

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KY
    I needed a break. Got a new attitude now.

    ——————————————————————–
    :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    So :dead: at waxing off the F5 key. :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Ace refreshing his azz off :rofl: :rofl: :hahaha:

    Phro :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    When i was like 7 me and a friend found his moms copy of Edward PenisHands

    :ashamed:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bye Fe. :bye:

  • yallcrazy

    Forget about all of that Laker, just imagine a silky smooth twat :lol:

    That’s how I get through it :ashamed: Thinking about all that’s about to go down :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Shait talker get no pamplet… they gotta learn the hard way.

    ^^ well if thats the way it has to be :spank: FAWK THE MAVS!

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: Ace :peace:

  • I Go There

    Ace says:

    most recent “production” porn i actually enjoyed…was a “Flavor Of Love” porn…bish didn’t get a clock cause she flucked the pool boy…. :lmao:
    ___________________________________________________________

    LMAOOOOO

    I saw that one…. shait was hilarious.

  • yallcrazy

    :cheer: Go Bulls :cheer:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    For the Comic book fans

    I have a Justice League one too.

    ^^ U DONT SAY… I LIKES THE THOUGHT OF THAT ONE :yes:
    DOES DRESS UP MAKE IT HAWWWTER?? :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    has anyone seen the porn version of ‘Friday’???? Yes, Deebo, Smokie, Ms. Parker….all them characters are in there….that shyt is just WILD!!!
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nope but Im ashamed to say that I have the Good Times version…

    Called “This aint Good Times”
    ____________________________________________________________

    :dead:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Shait talker get no pamplet… they gotta learn the hard way.

    ^^ well if thats the way it has to be FAWK THE MAVS!
    ____________________________________

    :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    KyCakes says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE
    —————————————————————–
    Dammit Lakes….TO.THE. Right.Now

    ^^^ :lol: HE SAID FAWK THE FORTUNE COOKIE…

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WUT HE THOUGHT U NEEDED ESSTRA DUCK SAUCE
    ————————-
    I was like MOFO I said DUCK Sauce not FUK sauce Dammmit :cus:

  • Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

    Aight Folks! Driving home! :peace:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    For the Comic book fans

    I have a Justice League one too.

    ^^ U DONT SAY… I LIKES THE THOUGHT OF THAT ONE
    DOES DRESS UP MAKE IT HAWWWTER??
    __________________________________________________

    Let me think of a Few Tittles I have

    1. Phatty Girl 5 and 6
    2 Black Cream Pies #5
    3 Black Housewives #3
    4 Black Girls Get Nasty Too
    5. Black Azz Cheaters#4
    6. Lil Cuties 1 and 2
    7. Merc
    8. Sqirt Woman (jada fire)

    Thats all the ones from the top of my head….

    looking at it like this… Im sooo ashamed…. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    :bye: Sassy

  • yallcrazy

    WUT WUT in the butt is a nut! :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IGO TOP OF WHAT HEAD?? :lol: OK I NEEDS TO LOG AWWF YALL FUKAS AINT RIGHT.. SEE YA :kiss: <<ON THE TIP OF WATEVER HEAD U WANT!

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: I’m over here boppin my ass off to Bone Thugs: For The Love of Money. I think my religious ass coworkers could hear it. :ashamed:

  • KyCakes

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    :rofl:

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…

  • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

    When I move you move (just like that?)
    When I move you move (just like that?)
    When I move you move (just like that?)
    Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
    (When I move you move) just like that?
    (When I move you move) just like that?
    (When I move you move) just like that?
    (Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!

    :danban: :danban1:

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…
    __________________________________________

    I like DVDs… the porn over the Internet is cool but I want the entire movie not one scene.

    And let me get you some earphones so them babies can have thiers back. :lol:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IGO TOP OF WHAT HEAD?? OK I NEEDS TO LOG AWWF YALL FUKAS AINT RIGHT.. SEE YA <<ON THE TIP OF WATEVER HEAD U WANT!
    ____________________________________________

    :lol:

    Later
    :kiss:

  • KyCakes

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…
    __________________________________________

    I like DVDs… the porn over the Internet is cool but I want the entire movie not one scene.

    And let me get you some earphones so them babies can have thiers back.
    ———————————————————————–
    I never thought about it until he knocked on my door one night.

    Me all mad huffin and puffin: “You’re supposed to be asleep”

    Him: :ashamed: I just wanted to say ‘good nite’

    I’m so evil… :lol:

  • KyCakes

    :bye: Lakes…..Sessy bish

  • I Go There

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    You should be ashamed, IGO….

    I had to borrow my kids earphones so he wouldn’t hear the porn I was watching on my phone…
    __________________________________________

    I like DVDs… the porn over the Internet is cool but I want the entire movie not one scene.

    And let me get you some earphones so them babies can have thiers back.
    ———————————————————————–
    I never thought about it until he knocked on my door one night.

    Me all mad huffin and puffin: “You’re supposed to be asleep”

    Him: I just wanted to say ‘good nite’

    I’m so evil…
    ___________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Thats fked up

    :lol: