Canadian pr0n actor films himself beheading victim before mailing body parts to gov. offices

A massive manhunt is underway in Canada for a deranged porn actor who filmed himself cutting off another man’s head, then mailing the body parts to the offices of Canadian government officials.

It isn’t clear why Luka Rogno Magnotta, 29, mailed the body parts — a hand and a foot – to the two government officials. Police located the rest of the man’s torso and limbs in a suitcase discarded behind an apartment building where Magnotta lived.

According to London’s Daily Mail, the low-budget porn actor filmed himself hacking a man’s head off with a kitchen knife and ice pick as rock music plays in the background. He then mutilates and dismembers the naked man who is tied to a bed. The film was uploaded online under the title [title removed].

Police believe the unidentified man in the video was already dead when Magnotta dismembered him and played with the body parts in a sexual manner.

Other disturbing films uploaded to the Internet shows Magnotta abusing and killing cats — one of the classic signs of a sociopath.

In the film, created two years ago, a man believed to be Magnotta plays with the kittens before placing them inside a plastic bag and attaching a vacuum hose to the bag. He then turns on the vacuum which sucks the air out of the bag. The kittens can be seen clawing frantically at the clear polyurethane bag as it tightens around them.

Police Commander Ian Lafreniere and his officers searched Magnotta’s blood stained apartment for evidence Wednesday. Lafreniere believes Magnotta is still in the area.

“As a father, I would have trouble sleeping at night knowing that the suspect was in my neighborhood,” said Lafreniere.



 


284 Responses to “Canadian pr0n actor films himself beheading victim before mailing body parts to gov. offices”

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    Ms. YaYa says:

    :blink:

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    BoogieNites says:

    what kinda isht ?????!!

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    In the film, created two years ago, a man believed to be Magnotta palys with the kittens before placing them inside a plastic bag and attaching a vaccuum hose to the bag. He then turns on the vacuum which sucks the air out of the bag. The kittens can be seen clawing frantically at the clear polyurethane bag as it tightens around them.

    ________

    :cuss: stone this muthafukker and set him on fire!!!!!! :cry:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Oh dear…. :no:

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    DownBottom says:

    :huh: :shocked: :wtf:

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    69 says:

    :blink:

    Yep, I’m done for the rest of the day. :peace: y’all, I’m out.

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    Gigi26 says:

    :shock: Whoa buddy……………

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: @69

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    JMO says:

    … and why wasn’t anything done 2 years ago when he was killin kittens?

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    I Go There says:

    Well damn

    Somebody is a lil angry

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    Honycoatd says:

    Hi fammies :hug:

    Yes, we are in the last days. It will get worse. All these demon possessed individuals that walks amongst us. Keep prayed up everyone. And take notice to all that is around you.

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    And ppl wonder why I don’t go outside. FOS! :no:

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    Honycoatd says:

    :rofl: @ babydoll

    :kiss: @ fetish I know you want to shoot his head off. *buys you another kitty*

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    Sandra Rose says:

    I edited the post to remove the video title. I’m a nurse and I couldn’t watch it for more than 5 seconds. There are certain things that no healthy human should see. :no:

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    Gigi26 says:

    JMO: I think sometimes when there are random animals, no one really cares. I had a friend (keyword had) that used to shoot cats, and used to put them in dryers. I immediately :blink: then :kona: You will NOT slice and dice me up, no siree bob :no:

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    YSoSrs says:

    Da fck. :blink:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Yes, I woke up this morning and used Whipfinity and HEALING oil. Will contine to do so.

    Father Jesus it is a time to :pray:

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    Bibi says:

    :hugs: Hony

    Where ya been?? :yahoo:

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    MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

    There are certain things that no healthy human should see.
    *********************************************
    & for that auntie I THANK YOU

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: @YSo

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    JMO says:

    Does FOS mean Fuk Outside Dimpz? :lol:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    I edited the post to remove the video title. I’m a nurse and I couldn’t watch it for more than 5 seconds. There are certain things that no healthy human should see

    THANK YOU! i am already disturbed enough having seen the remains of the man’s face that was eaten off :crying:

    no more gory isht for me! :no: :kona:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    :waves: @ Sandra – Yes I can stomach a lot as well, but I don’t even like looking at hamburger meat. So I skipped the faceless man and will most certainly skip this.

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    Gigi26 says:

    JMO: I think sometimes when there are random animals, no one really cares. I had a friend (keyword had) that used to shoot cats, and used to put them in dryers. I immediately then You will NOT slice and dice me up, no siree bob
    ————————–
    :hailnaw: :kona:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Yes, I woke up this morning and used Whipfinity and HEALING oil. Will contine to do so.

    Father Jesus it is a time to :pray:

    :yes: i don’t think i’ve ever prayed this much in my whole life as here say the last month or so. there is something awful in the air :(
    just AWFUL i tell ya! :pray:

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    HOny! :hug:

    Since we’re discussing mutilation, how’s about I messed my lip up?! :wail:

    I had an oily pore sitting on it and decided to squeeze the oil out and I somehow scraped some skin off and now, it looks a mess! :no:

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    MissHarlem says:

    I may dislike (ok hate) cats and of course in my head I kick them but to seriously do any animal harm that means no harm to you is insane. I like fighting things that fight back. Thats a coward move right there though so cant expect much of him

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I will see yall later. I’m not for all the demonic talk and please look up that zombie novella. It is for fun from the CDC. It was a joke people. But I will not be sticking around for all the talk.

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    Usual Suspect says:

    JMO: I think sometimes when there are random animals, no one really cares. I had a friend (keyword had) that used to shoot cats, and used to put them in dryers. I immediately then You will NOT slice and dice me up, no siree bob
    _________
    This was a childhood friend? Yes, those type of people are dangerous. They start out hurting animals.

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    DownBottom says:

    :yahoo: @Honydoll!!!

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    Honycoatd says:

    Yso and the boyz
    Cali-flower
    Bibi doll
    Flavored Whip
    JMO
    Gigi
    Sandra
    69 boyz
    Bottom UP
    Phronzworth Bentley
    Iwent

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    Sandra Rose says:

    The lunatic is a member of TMZ.com. He leaves comments over there. :no:

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    Lord..please open the eyes :pray: PLEASE!!!

    :cya:

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    VDot says:

    :wtf: is wrong with people?

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    Gigi26 says:

    This was a childhood friend? Yes, those type of people are dangerous. They start out hurting animals.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    No, someone I met here, he told me he did this when he was younger, he was “terrible” as he put it and was genuinely ashamed of it. He ended up locked up so he’s totally a different person. Still, couldn’t entertain him for much longer :no:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Dreamy eyez *don’t go yet* :stop:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    *****************Hola’Roses***************

    on Topic..
    :wtf:

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    this post gives me the sads….imma hafta lurk for awhile… :cry:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @Fayla – It like you gotta pray every 30 minutes to 1 hour. Thangs is getting hetic. Just had a convo with a co-worker about the Miami incident and the NJ incident. It’s best to keep your circle small. You don’t know what folks are into. LAWD

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ Gigi26: If you know someone who tortures animals it’s just a matter of time before he escalates and starts torturing you. :no:

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    :hug: @ Fay

    My lipbalm has honey and vitamin E in it. You think it’ll help? If not, i’mma be a red lipstick wearing chick til it clears. :yes:

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    VDot says:

    This f*cker was seriously trying to re-enact some Se7eb type chit.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he showed up at the police station bloody hollering out “Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You’re looking for me.”

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    ItsIce says:

    Hes the type that turns into a serial torturer/killer. :no:

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    MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

    I get scurred when a squirrel darts out in the middle of the road…don’t want that road kill on my hands,no sir.

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @Fayla – It like you gotta pray every 30 minutes to 1 hour. Thangs is getting hetic. Just had a convo with a co-worker about the Miami incident and the NJ incident. It’s best to keep your circle small. You don’t know what folks are into. LAWD

    YEP! . <—my circle

    that mug tighter than virgin coocie ya heard me?!
    i dont waste time trying to educate folks anymore either. if u have ears u will hear. but i REFUSE to :deadhorse: NOPE!

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    YSoSrs says:

    HONY!! :hugs:

    The truth is sht like this happens all the time. But the media picks and chooses when to report and sensationalize and try and scare the fck out of people that see signs and omens in these things. I’m not worried yet. :coffee:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ ItsIce: Apparently a lot of people knew about him on the Internet from his animal torture videos on his personal blog. It was just a matter of time before he escalated to killing people. :no:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :hugs: @Hony

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    deedeegirl says:

    I can’t believe this is online, disgusting. Some people just have no place among society.

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    JMO says:

    @Dimpz :lol: :hug: … where is @yall?? :waiting:

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    BoogieNites says:

    :offtopic:

    they’re now reporting that ol zuckerberg is NOT tipping the waitstaff out there in Italy. holdn on to his lil change, i see.

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    I Go There says:

    I really want a drink
    like right about now

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    Gigi26 says:

    Sandra: Never got that vibe from him at all :no: In the brief duration of our friendship I never felt threatened or anything. Hell he had two dogs and was devastated when he had to put them down because he had no where to keep them. I hope he’s doing well for himself but he was too simple for my liking :yes:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    VDot says:

    This f*cker was seriously trying to re-enact some Se7eb type chit.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he showed up at the police station bloody hollering out “Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You’re looking for me.”

    ___________
    Please remove your keyboard at once. :ghost:

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    Bibi says:

    @IGO

    Get me one too…..

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    Mamacita says:

    @YSO :yes: @57 There are just more people in the world so there are more and more of these types of crimes happening. I watch the ID channel all the time and they show stories from the 70s 80s 90s etc. that are JUST like this. Nothing new under the sun.

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    DownBottom says:

    @Vdot, I just re-watched that movie this weekend…that was a strange movie to me but it made sense the second time around

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    YSoSrs says:

    @BOOGIE

    Apparently tipping is different in Europe. Most times it is included in the final bill so he didn’t have to tip.

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    @ JMO… :shrug: I haven’t heard from her today. Oh, when you get a minute, can you email me plz?

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    Bibi says:

    @YSO

    :yes:

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    I really want a drink
    like right about now
    ____________________________________________

    Why?? :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @IGO

    Get me one too…..
    __________________________

    okay

    what you drinking

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    Sandra Rose says:

    The maniac put a dog on the bed to eat the guy, according to the video description. That’s why I don’t like dogs. If you die suddenly, and there is no one around, your family pet will eat you. :hurl:

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    DownBottom says:

    Ok…Sandy, :vomit: these details are making me queasy

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    I Go There says:

    JMO

    you know sometimes when it would benefit you more just to have a drink and be….

    Yeah this is the time

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    Usual Suspect says:

    I Go There says:

    I really want a drink
    like right about now

    _______________
    That tickled me, pour me a small cup. Please and Thanks

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    Bibi says:

    @IGO

    Whatever’s clever

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    AWESOME says:

    Sandra you been watchin Faces of Death? What gives with all the morbid stuff?

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    YSoSrs says:

    @MAMA

    Plus, with the state of our media, we are gonna hear more about any incident that will grab attention.

    Back in the 70s, 80s, 90s, etc. we still had some couth and cared about what was put out there for public consumption.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Yikes….. @Sandra :no:

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    I Go There says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    The maniac put a dog on the bed to eat the guy, according to the video description. That’s why I don’t like dogs. If you die suddenly, and there is no one around, your family pet will eat you
    ______________________________________________________

    So will:

    Flies
    ants
    cats
    birds
    and Fish for that matter

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    Trendsetter says:

    :offtopic:

    Justin Combs & UCLA Respond To Criticism Of His Football Scholarship, Reveals Graduation Pics

    Instead of everyone offering praises for the new Bruins baller, Justin Combs has received some criticism as some folks seem to think his annual $54,000 MERIT-BASED scholarship award is taking away money from other students who actually need it.

    UCLA responded yesterday saying:

    “There’s a misconception out there that somehow athletic scholarships would take away money from low-income students who need need-based aid,” school spokesman Ricardo Vazquez said. “That’s not the case. Athletic scholarships are awarded strictly on the basis of athletic and academic ability.”

    And Justin, who graduated with a 3.7 GPA from a top private school and won several football awards and made the prestigious All Star/All American team this year, tweeted last night:

    Regardless what the circumstances are, I put that work in!!!! PERIOD. Regardless of what you do in life every1 is gonna have their own opinion. Stay focused, keep that tunnel vision & never 4get why u started.

    He received co-signs from his extremely supportive mom Misa Hylton, of course.

    My Son is his own man. He will earn his own way through life. I’m so proud of my baby ? it starts now! He is exactly the young man I raised him to be ? #independent #hardworking #intelligent

    And we have to agree. There is a huge difference between need-based scholarships and merit-based scholarships. What kind of society would we be when we begin to tell any student or child you do not deserve to EARN merit simply because of what your parents have? Shouldn’t we congratulate all students and kids who work extremely hard in sports, the classroom, etc?

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    ELove says:

    @Mamacita (Comment #68) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
    That ID Channel is REAL NICE Though (Just Outstanding TV Watching…) :coffee:

    @I Go
    Dawg it was in the 90s Here… Ever since Yesterday evening It’s back to Winter Time CHILLS Though (Mid 50s with Wind Chill F-ing Factor…) :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    IGO

    mmhmmm

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @IGO

    Whatever’s clever

    ____________________________

    Alright now… I dont wanna pour you nothing
    an shait gets to coming off.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    The lunatic is a member of TMZ.com. He leaves comments over there. :no:
    __________

    This explains a lot :thinking: Those comments on there just :no:

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    MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

    If you die suddenly, and there is no one around, your family pet will eat you.
    ***********************************
    OMG!!!I didn’t know that :shocked: GROSS

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    Usual Suspect says:

    but i REFUSE to beat an ant eater. I feel you :hug:

    Cause THAT is no horse! :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    @IGO

    Who said I was a rookie??? :tea:

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    AWESOME says:

    Sandra you been watchin Faces of Death? What gives with all the morbid stuff?

    :lol: y did i watch a couple of those sick ass vid’s tho?? saw a guy blow his damn brains out at a press conference. chiiile u couldn’t pay me to watch that now tho :no: :hurl:

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    I Go There says:

    @E

    Homie its fking Plantation HOT in this muthafker.

    I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking…. July and August are gonna be pure hell.

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    MissHarlem says:

    Tipping is different out there however a man with his stature sure has the knowledge to know that if he dont tip a story will leak. In this day and age if you a “celeb” we the public must know how you chit and what toilet paper you use and also what time of day this takes place.

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @IGO

    Who said I was a rookie???
    _____________________________

    Who said I would pour an average drink???

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    So nobody gonna offer me a solution for MY problem?! :blink:

    I knew yall didn’t love me. :nono:

    @ Awesome…I usta :love: faces of death. Minus the animal abuse

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    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    The lunatic is a member of TMZ.com. He leaves comments over there. :no:
    __________

    This explains a lot :thinking: Those comments on there just :no:

    i REFUSE to even visit that site :nono:

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    NaijaGal says:

    So anybody else see where Kathy Lee Gifford asked Martin Short how he sustains his marriage to his wife….who has been deceased for about 2 years now??? What a fcuking moron

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    I Go There says:

    OH shait… so yesterday right

    Someone calls my phone… I dont know the number so
    I answer it like Trey Songs

    TEEEEAAAHH

    voice on the other end: ummmm… is this IGO

    Me: YEAAAHHH

    muthatfker hung up….

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    MissHarlem says:

    NAIJA :rofl: her ass aint recovered since Phil and Kathy days

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    Bibi says:

    @IGO

    Touche sir :tea: Talk is cheap. Get to pouring….

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    DownBottom says:

    @Naija, I heard about that…is it me, or is she ALWAYS off and slightly uncouth? :tea:

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    pointhimout says:

    there was a time when we could say white people schit, but now bruthas eating folks in the middle of the freeway.

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    JMO says:

    Plantation hot :lol:

    :offtopic: Am I the only one who is completely turned off when someone sexts you but has horrible grammar?? I mean … I don’t care about misspelled words here and there because I do it a lot with this Swype text feature but certain chit.. :no:

    #nerd

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    NaijaGal says:

    So anybody else see where Kathy Lee Gifford asked Martin Short how he sustains his marriage to his wife….who has been deceased for about 2 years now??? What a fcuking moron
    __________

    Thats one oogly Bytch ! :coffee:

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    DownBottom says:

    :lol: @point, EXACTLY!!

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    YSoSrs says:

    @NAIJA

    I NEVER could stand Kathie Lee. NEVER. :no:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    NaijaGal says:

    So anybody else see where Kathy Lee Gifford asked Martin Short how he sustains his marriage to his wife….who has been deceased for about 2 years now??? What a fcuking moron

    ________________
    She should have just passed out. :dead:

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    JMO says:

    I read that they have video of that man eating that other man’s face :no:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Trend Exactly I wish this topic would die,and they’d let Justin be great… :yes:

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    DownBottom says:

    @JMO, nahhh…I am anal about grammar etc…but I try to keep my neuroticism under-wraps….especially when I f-k up to; but yea that would deaden the mood QUICKLY :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    @Bibi

    Okay

    drink on

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    Usual Suspect says:

    neosporin @ Dimpz

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    YSoSrs says:

    And I love Martin Short a little more for just going with it. He waited till the segment was over to let her know what a dumbass she is. I wish he had been a little more ratchet and made that bitch’s face fall on camera though. I really don’t like her. :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    “I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking” :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Trend Exactly I wish this topic would die,and they’d let Justin be great… :yes:
    _____________

    :applause:

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    Dimpz! :blink: if u dont put some peppamint whip on that lip! u know better woman! :spank:

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    Thanks Cali… :hug: I considered that but, didn’t know if I could use that on my lip. It’s right on the edge too. ION want nobody thinking I need Valtrex. :no: :wail:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Just for JMO – Kant wait too sea you and take off your pantsies.

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    MissHarlem says:

    JMO No it annoys my soul. If you grown enough to sext then you grown enough to get your grammer on and come at me correct.

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    Iheart says:

    Da fugg yall talmbout :coffee:

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    Bibi says:

    @Fayla

    Speaking of whip, Iono which is which…. :thinking:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    “I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking”

    ________
    I’m crying……whew

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    @ Fay…I thought of that too but was scared because oil started my problem. I’m gonna go home and do JUST that. I still need an empty container for my purse.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    What if he was jacking and texting AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR CORRECT GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION!!! :hahaha:

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    MissHarlem says:

    CALI :lol: Exactly!! What in the hooked on phonics?!! :no: in any event its chow time :peace:

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    Bibi says:

    <—— doesn't have a cellphone :no:

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    JMO says:

    Usual Suspect says:

    Just for JMO – Kant wait too sea you and take off your pantsies.
    _________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    The video of him cutting up the man (and having anal sex with the limbless torso) was on the Internet for a week before he mailed the hand and foot. I guess to show it was real. :no:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bibi Not surprised :coffee:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @Dimpz -My brother has been using it for years, he swears by it. He says he puts in on, before he kisses a new chic. Barrier of protection. #seriously

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    Bibi says:

    <—— doesn't have a cellphone :no:
    ____________

    :huh: for real ?

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    MissHarlem says:

    PHRO holla at me after you cum :lol: you should be focus on jackin and watching porn than to be sexting. PEWWWWWNNNNNNNN Im out

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    Bibi says:

    @PHRO

    Well why not?

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Auntie please no more that’s a bit much.. :lol:

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    DownBottom says:

    SHUT UP! @Phro :rofl: Mofo need to MULTI-TASK!!!! It doesn’t take that much smarts to SEXT!!!

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    JMO says:

    DownBottom says:

    @JMO, nahhh…I am anal about grammar etc…but I try to keep my neuroticism under-wraps….especially when I f-k up to; but yea that would deaden the mood QUICKLY :lol:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Right!!

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    YSoSrs says:

    @BIBI

    Even MY lame ass has a cell phone. Haven’t had a land line going on like 8-9 years. :no:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    The video of him cutting up the man (and having anal sex with the limbless torso) was on the Internet for a week before he mailed the hand and foot. I guess to show it was real. :no:
    +–_________________

    :stop: OMG :crying:

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    NaijaGal says:

    YSO
    I can appreciate the classy way he handled it but I was hoping he would’ve put her in her place so her face could crack even more live on tv…dingbat

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    Bibi says:

    :rofl: @Jenie I used to but people kept calling me :rofl:

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    @ Cali………………Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I guess that would work. I haven’t kissed anybody new in 9yrs though. LOL

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ MZ_CARAM3L74: I stopped liking dogs after a little boy’s puppy ate his fingers off while he was asleep a few years ago in Florida. The boy didn’t feel the chewing because he was paralyzed on one side. Dogs will lick your hand, and if you move it away the dog knows not to continue. But if you don’t move your hand after awhile that dumb dog will start biting and eating you. Y’all think those dogs are cute until thy start dining on your body parts. :nono:

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    ELove says:

    Ms. Sandra
    I MUST AGREE with @Phrozen-ONE Though… Your MORBID Insight is a BIT TOO MUCH (Take a CHILL PILL Baby…) :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Harlem :lol: Maybe he wants to hear you moan via text.. :coffee:

    @Bibi Your upbringing :lol: It’s not unusual for you to NOT be like everyone else…

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    JMO says:

    MissHarlem says:

    PHRO holla at me after you cum :lol: you should be focus on jackin and watching porn than to be sexting. PEWWWWWNNNNNNNN Im out
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Yea but sexting happens before all that …

    You never get random texts from your significant other during the day?

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    @Bibi Girl get you another, :coffee: you know they have a app for that to block folks for calling now. But I have a home phone too, so only certain people have certain numbers, still a lil ole skool :lol:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @IGo should we start calling you ‘mr. steal your girl’

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @DB :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    Damn Phro u make me sound like I’m using a chisel and stone to write :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bibi “@Jenie I used to but people kept calling me” <——You make this so easy :rofl: It's a phone that's it's primary function :hahaha:

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    JMO says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Cali………………Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I guess that would work. I haven’t kissed anybody new in 9yrs though. LOL
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @NAIJA

    I so want to tweet her ass something rude and profanity laced. How fcking unprofessional can you be? Martin Short is one of the good ones cause babay… :coffee:

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    See the problem is folks treat they dogs like humans :coffee: an animal should be just that an animal….. :coffee: ya’ll seen rise of the apes !

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    DownBottom says:

    :rofl: @Phro

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bibi nah that’s yo ass acting like you were raised by cavemen and women :lol:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @ Dimpz – If you don’t now, start using a deep cleaning astringent. It will help reduce some of the oil, but you will also have supplement with a mild moisturizer.

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Company just bbq’d for us and now I got the itis. What I’m gone do?

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    Bibi says:

    @Jenie

    I prob will..I had that number for a decade so I kept getting texts and folk talkin bout u ain’t answer and blah blah blah….I am kinda antisocial and like to be left alone :shrugs: If u can’t call me at work or on my landline (hey its a bundle) or hell FB me then I probably don’t wanna hear from u….

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    DownBottom says:

    Don’t do it…don’t do it… “who is Martin Short” runs to :kona:

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    @ JMO….I haven’t! :shrug:

    Oh email me lady

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    Bibi says:

    @PHRO

    Well it is what it is :shrugs:

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    JMO says:

    @Dimpz, I sent the email

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gypsy Work?? :lol:

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    @ Usual…I’ve never had acne so, I kinda just use clear water daily and do a Neutrogena mask once a week or a mild daily wash if I wear Make up. I’ll go buy soem witch hazel. Thanks! :hug:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bibi :lol: And I aint mad at it..

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    Bibi says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bibi “@Jenie I used to but people kept calling me” <——You make this so easy It's a phone that's it's primary function
    ________________________________________________
    :tea:

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    JMO says:

    Usual Suspect says:

    @ Dimpz – If you don’t now, start using a deep cleaning astringent. It will help reduce some of the oil, but you will also have supplement with a mild moisturizer.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I always hated the name of that cleaning stuff :lol:

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    2know the ledge says:

    so dude chopped up his lover and sent the body parts to the cops can you say that is one hell of a break up

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    @ JMO…I got nothing. I just wanted to ask you a question about tomorrow

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Have yall ever seent the movie where Martin Short played a 10 year old boy with Chrles Grogin? I can’t think of it but it’s the funniest movie ever!!!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bibi My mom is like you..except she removed her home phone and has NO internet in the crib. Chick be like write me a letter… #Negative :lol:

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    @ JMO…Doesn’t it sound like a household cleaner. :lol:

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    AWESOME says:

    @Gypsy
    Clifford. Seen it too many times.

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    DownBottom says:

    :shocked: Did Sandy misspell “porn” in the title…gee I notice everything…where’s @Fe when you need her!!! :waiting:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Have yall ever seent the movie where Martin Short played a 10 year old boy with Chrles Grogin? I can’t think of it but it’s the funniest movie ever!!!
    ________________

    Oh gawd yes ! Loved that movie, he was bad as hell in that movie, trying to go to dinosaur world lol :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    :lol: @Phro

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    NaijaGal says:

    YSO
    I don’t encourage meanness but it’s Thursday so why not :lol: maybe she’s too worried about what Frank and his shriveled up 85 year old **** is doing to know basic ish like if someone’s wife has passed

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    DownBottom says:

    @2Know, :no: :nono: …don’t make me laugh

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    DownBottom says:

    :dead: @Naija…. :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ JMO…Doesn’t it sound like a household cleaner. :lol:
    _____________________________________________________________

    Yes it does … :lol:

    Oh, I resent the email too

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    gypsyeyes says:

    When he switched his uncle’s chapstic with Ms. Sarah Jane’s red lipstick at the dinner table and when he was dancing at that party. And when he gagged him self and said that those men tried to touch his no no special place.

    I died!!!

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    Iheart says:

    :crying: can someone please make it be Friday :crying:

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    2know the ledge says:

    I’m just sayin DB he couldn’t have gave him a dear john letter or better yet break up thru FB. you had to chopped the dude up. Imaging tell your ex I told u this will be the last time I ever get head from u. :lol:

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    Bibi i usually put a color coded dot on the bottom of the jar if u order more than on scent. i will very glad when this chic finishes with the label designs :/

    which scents did u order?

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @IHeart Exactly!! :lol: I been crying since Sunday..

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    NaijaGal says:

    There’s nothing funnier to me on FB then someone being lovey dovey in a relationship on day 1 but by day 7 they’re single #ItsTheSimpleThings

    @DOWN you figure out who he is yet :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    @Fayla

    That is a good question… :thinking: How bout I see a pink dot, green, one without and one I think is the citrus…

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    DB that’s how Sandra spells it :lol:

    Knowledge! :cheer: sup yo?

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    Iheart says:

    @Phro, I dont have any sympathy for YOU because I think it was you who initially fonted “sloppy top” :lol:

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    Honycoatd says:

    I am back

    @ babydoll use vinegar on your bruise or witch hazel. Just some on a cotton ball and it will protect it and speed up the healing process.

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    NaijaGal says:

    The Alan Wranglers didn’t just kick Terrell Owens off their indoor football team; they also evicted him from his house, took back his car and wrote him a $50 check for his stake in the indoor football league.

    Welp, Terrell has something to say about it…

    In a statement I’m pretty sure Terrell wrote himself in third person T.O. says,

    It is unfortunate that the IFL Wranglers released Mr. Owens today in the manner that they did. Mr. Owens played all games according to his contractual agreement and was proud to be a part of the IFL and the Allen Wranglers. He was happy to be playing back in Texas and put a national spotlight of interest on the league like never before.
    Upon his release today, Mr. Owens said, “I appreciate the opportunity that Mr. Frankel gave me and wish the Allen Wranglers all the best moving forward.”
    Mr. Owens’ legal team is addressing the details of the Wranglers release statement that they shared with the media today. We cannot comment further on this.
    Mr. Owens remains positive and is focused on a return to the NFL.

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    2know the ledge says:

    Fay :hump: how u love

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    Thanks Hony…I think I told Cali, or maybe it was JMO, that I was gonna grab some. :hug:

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    I once starred in some Canadian porn back in my college years. I think thats what they called it…Canadian,,,Or was it??? Its been so long…I forget,,,Getting plowed by a horse is an experience anyone would want to forget. Chile it was,,,Oh no wait its called beastiality…My bad. Ignore my comment,,,So um now what happened? **goes back to read story**

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    Bibi pink=candy cane or sweet cinnamon (dep on what u ordered)
    green=relaxing lavender
    :ashamed: sorry i didnt mark the one jar but yes it’s more than likely citrus. email me & i can clear it up for sure. i sorry pumpkin!

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    Honycoatd says:

    :whistle: The Celtics are dying quickly… :goHEAT:

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    JMO says:

    Ok, who is Martin Short and what is “sloppy top”? Is sloppy top synonymous with muffin top?? :waiting:

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    Terrell need to hang it up :no: your time is gone buddy, should have been a lil wiser with your money

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I swear FB is gonna be the demise of young folk. A family member who is 22 has 2 kids with this chick. The kids got taken away while he was locked up for stealing copper off of houses. Every other day he talking about ‘He need a gud gurl’ grow the fugg up!

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    2know the ledge says:

    @honey, Heat sux #teamgreenallday!!

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    :no: Bren-Bren :( *chuch whisper* (i heard they make horsey dildos)

    wtf is wrong with people?? :hurl:

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    Bibi says:

    @Fayla no issues I’ll use it all just the same :hugs:

    @JMO

    :rofl: :rofl:

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    PERFECTO says:

    *takes a fork full my shrimp salad and feeds it to Fayla aka WhipIt*
    *she replies hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!you made that shyt nicca*?
    “That ryt!!!!!!!!”

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    Knowledge :hump: chillin bout to head to ATL tomorrow :yahoo:
    how u been skranger?

    Hony :kiss: sup sugawuga?

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    YSoSrs says:

    @JMO

    I am no longer playing Google to you or DOWN. I’ve decided to let y’all be blissful in your ignorance. :hugs:

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Bibi pink=candy cane or sweet cinnamon (dep on what u ordered)
    green=relaxing lavender
    orange=some dr miracles with a whipfin label slapped on it
    and Blue=a bunch of ish that was near expiration in my cabinets that I decided to throw in a jar

    ***giggles*** Luv ya :kiss:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @iHeart :yes: :lol:

    @Naija :hahaha:

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    Perfecto? uhm..who u been talking to? :think: only a select few know how weak in the knees good food makes me :ashamed: :kona:

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    DownBottom says:

    @Naija, :rofl: You cutting up today ma! LOL @JMO, I KNOW you know what “sloppy top” is? …… BottomsUp 2 JMO 0 ….its going to be lonely in that corner of urs, no? :tea:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Go the cheaper route with the vinegar since you might have that home and don’t have to spend money on the witch hazel.

    @ Brennadan

    Chile, Honey, dearest why must you do that one… I don’t want think of any animal activity that’s sexual. How have you been anyhow?

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    DownBottom says:

    @2Know, :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gyspsy Facebook needs to go back to when you had to have a .edu address when it was #Classy IMO :lol:

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    :dead: *removes BrenBew from the discount list*

    NOW whatchu gone do for lube huh? :mad:

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    YSoSrs says:

    FCK THE HEAT!!

    Still luv you Hony. :hugs:

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    JMO says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gyspsy Facebook needs to go back to when you had to have a .edu address when it was #Classy IMO :lol:
    ____________________________________________________________

    :cosign: :lol:

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    2know the ledge says:

    @fay maintaining, That’s wzup u and hubby have fun in the A. If you want to see some ratchness make sure to hit the Underground :lol:

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    @Ys* um hey. Question…Which of the following characters can you most relate to?
    A) Gina Payne (Martin)
    B) Maxine Shaw (Living Single)
    C) Whitley Gilbert (A Different World)
    D) Aunt Esther (Sanford n Son)

    :think:

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    JMO says:

    Well damn YSO … Why I gotta be ignorant?? :lol:

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    DownBottom says:

    @YSO :( :cry: …you cut me deep!

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    BoogieNites says:

    JMO says:
    … Am I the only one who is completely turned off when someone sexts you but has horrible grammar?? I mean … I don’t care about misspelled words here and there because I do it a lot with this Swype text feature but certain chit..
    #nerd

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    yea, i’m bout that correct grammar life too (no matter the forum or ave of communication) !! mmhmmm :yes:

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    Iheart says:

    YSoSrs says:

    FCK THE HEAT!!

    __________

    :cosign: I :love: you sister wife

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    gypsyeyes says:

    @Phro- he is as dumb as a box of rox! My gawd, I’m about to delete a lot of ppl especially family members!

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    Bibi says:

    Is the underground that place where it’s like a bunch of lil clubs?? Real ratchet looking and whatnot??

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Blue=a bunch of ish that was near expiration in my cabinets that I decided to throw in a jar

    *GIGGLES*

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    JMO says:

    @BottomsUp … I can assume but I’ve been off lately … good job keeping score :rollseyes:

    *pc* <— goes to google my damn self

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @JMo Cause all those dumb statuses will disappear as will those damn Jordan heels :hahaha:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @JMo Cause all those dumb statuses will disappear as will those damn Jordan heels :hahaha:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @BRENDEN

    D. You ole fish-eyed fool. :coffee:

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    BoogieNites says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @BOOGIE

    Apparently tipping is different in Europe. Most times it is included in the final bill so he didn’t have to tip.

    ^^^^^^^^
    ur right. when in italia.. :shrugs: (they complaining tho heehee)

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    DownBottom says:

    :huh: @Perfecto…you are MALE and you COOK? :waiting:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gypsy My requests are stupid I accepts no one :lol:

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    *removes BrenBew from the discount list*
    NOW whatchu gone do for lube huh?
    :hahaha:

    Whelp,,I guess Im going back to prostyle :biggrin: *whispers* truth be told,,,it gives my baby hairs a firmer hold :biggrin:

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @BRENDEN
    D. You ole fish-eyed fool.

    cute…see…you can be…when you want to be…umhmmm :think:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Frigg you all that don’t like my HEAT. :rofl: I am an on the deck fan anyways but GOMARLINS!

    Why am I in another Inside Trading meeting :sleeps:

    Some of these guys do not take their jobs seriously. And I know it is probably a dude with only 2 females in my department and I am one of them.

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    DownBottom says:

    @JMO, :hug: Let me know what you find…. :waiting:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    De-activated my face book over two years ago. :shrug: Just couldn’t get into it….

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    2know the ledge says:

    @bibi naw, the underground is like a strip mall but more ratchet. If you never been to the underground it’s something you have to experience for yourself. :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @JMo :lol:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Some dude sent me a friend request and when I asked him where I knew him from he said. You don’t be you commented on a mutual friends page and I liked your profile pic. I looked at his photo and he had on a swap meet short set holding up a pimp cup that said…BIG DADDY!

    Panky Please!

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    JMO says:

    Oh thats Martin Short?? Man … I can’t remember the movie I saw him in yearrssss ago :think:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @JMO

    God? :shrugs:

    @DOWN

    I’ll cut you deeper over my Bobby. :shank:

    @iHEART

    Just cause you keep typing that sister wife sht don’t make it any less delusional. :love:

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    @ HOny….Vinegar? :shrug: Never heard of that, putting vinegar on a wound.

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    Honycoatd says:

    I have not logged into FB for months now. It is boring and people tell way too much and others are way too nosey.

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    Usual Suspect says:

    JMO says:

    Oh thats Martin Short?? Man … I can’t remember the movie I saw him in yearrssss ago

    __________
    Yeah right :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    @2know

    ok.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Usual :lol:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @BRENDEN

    I can be WHAT when I want to be? You are doing that sht on purpose. Tryna draw me out by being vague and sht. I see you. :coffee:

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    Iheart says:

    :whistle:
    Now the skies could fall
    Not even if my boss should call
    The world it seems so very small
    ‘Cause nothing even matters at all

    Nothing even matters
    Nothing even matters at all
    Nothing even matters
    Nothing even matters at all

    See I don’t need no alcohol
    Your love makes me feel ten feet tall
    Without it I’d go through withdrawal
    ‘Cause nothing even matters at all

    Nothing even matters
    Nothing even matters at all
    Nothing even matters
    Nothing even matters at all

    These buildings could drift out to sea
    Some natural catastrophe
    Still there’s no place I’d rather be
    ‘Cause nothing even matters to me

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    Honycoatd says:

    Apple Cider vinegar is good for cramps, bruises, weight loss, sprain, coughing, soar throat and sunburn.

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    @ YSO…..Bobby definitely has a face made for closeups. He was beautiful as Tony Stark. I swear he made the Avengers for me. :yes:

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    @ Brennadan
    Chile, Honey, dearest why must you do that one… I don’t want think of any animal activity that’s sexual. How have you been anyhow?

    ^^^ I been good sista gurl,,,Big daddy lubs him sum hony,,,Just in case you aint know,,,You post so sporadically (((RIP Brittany Murphy))) I just need you to know in case we dont see each other again :love: Im diggin the new hair by the way,,,Those baines swept to the side do a great job camouflaging that area arounst your temples you lost to that 1992 revolutionary hair product known as RIO…Damn you BET and your lying ass hair infomercials :mad:

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    @ HOny…..say what?! HOw much would I need to drink?

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    DownBottom says:

    Oh, so @JMO finds out and doesn’t e-share??? *noted* Burns e-friendship :rules:

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    JMO says:

    @Usual … :lol: :no: <— smh

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    Whelp,,I guess Im going back to prostyle *whispers* truth be told,,,it gives my baby hairs a firmer hold

    mhmmm while that may be true u went from 3 hairs on the left side to 13 with the whip! NOW u wanna run back to the GAHBBAGE prostyle huh? :rollseyes: u’ll be back when that mess fall back out :coffee:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @DIMPZ

    :yes:

    I think he has such soulful eyes. I get lost in them. *sigh*

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    DownBottom says:

    singing with @Iheart…. :love: L-Boogie

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    Honycoatd says:

    Apple Cider vinegar is good for cramps, bruises, weight loss, sprain, coughing, soar throat and sunburn.

    ^^Also for all around health. I drink a few oz mixed with a few more oz of water several times a week,,,It makes my c*m taste like ass (((dont ask me how I know))) (((also dont axe me how I knw what ass taste like))) (((or maybe you can ask Fayla how I know :ashamed: ))) But yeah its good for you :-)

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    Honycoatd says:

    :rofl: @ Brennadan

    Baines? tho :lol:

    Took me a minute saying out loud to get that one. Yes Honey boy, I often get sidetracked when I have work to do so I try to do it first before I come chill with you crazies.

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    Knowledge we’re not even going into the city. Headed to six flags :woohoo: :steer:

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    Iheart says:

    @Down, :chase: Don’t be sanging wit me :nono: I seent you prefessing your love for RDJ :karate: He is off limits ya hear :cuss:

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    Iheart says:

    Oops, I meant Professing :kona:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Bren Bren question…

    Who do you most resemble?

    A. Samuel L. Jackson
    B. Tyler Perry
    C. Grady (Sanford and Son)
    D. David Peaston (RIP)
    F. Shemar Moore
    E. Flava Flav

    #curious

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    Iheart says:

    @Fay, I have a stress spot in the top of my head where my hair keeps breaking, Which one of your whips would be best to stop that :thinking:

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    YSO Bob ILL fine..EYE however could never get over his role in “Less Than Zero” so i appreciate his fine-ness in a less than sexual manner. did u ever see that flick?

    iHeart where u been all my blog life? :crying:

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    DownBottom says:

    :( ….see @Iheart, why you bringing up old stuff? :lol: iRep Lauryn as well…let me great!

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    NaijaGal says:

    :newpost: is up

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    2know the ledge says:

    That’s wzup fay six flags of Georgia is a beast. you will have fun make sure to have some water near by.

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    Honycoatd says:

    @ Babydoll

    You can buy some of the organic natural apple cider like Braggs and mix some in water with cayenne pepper but use a little cayenne pepper. It will speed up your metabolism and since you work out it will work even better.

    @ Brennadan

    I drink it everyday alongside lemon water.

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    :dead: AF @CALI!!! :rofl:

    iHeart most DEF the candy cane. the peppermint oil stimulates growth like no other :cheer:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Fay why you never wanna take me with you all?

    WE wanna go to GA too #hmph

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    Iheart says:

    :rollseyes: @Down

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    Iheart says:

    FayBay :yahoo: I been layin low since Sandra decided to pull out her :ban: wand How you been bew :kiss:

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    Honycoatd says:

    @ Fay

    My little ones used almost 1 large jar of the whip and coated themselves in it. I was so upset ,I was scraping it off their damn bodies. I was not going to just put them in the shower and wash all that whip away.

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    Brenden' 2: Electric Boogaloo says:

    Usual Suspect says:

    Bren Bren question…
    Who do you most resemble?
    A. Samuel L. Jackson
    B. Tyler Perry
    C. Grady (Sanford and Son)
    D. David Peaston (RIP)
    F. Shemar Moore
    E. Flava Flav
    #curious

    :dead: :dead: and more :dead: Samuel rounst the hair,,,Tyler rounst the broken wrist ((meooow))), Grady rounst the liver spots, David rounst the waist line, Shemar rounst the ??? Naw I cant even lie…I wish…And Flav rounst the inability to eat after midnight and get wet,,,Or was that the gremlins? Anywayz gurl,,,Imma combo of all the above :biggrin:

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    Thanks Hony! :hug:

    Thank you too Brenden. :yes:

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    DownBottom says:

    *pouts* I want some peppermint whip…. I got to finish these two citrus first :heart: it

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    Angela says:

    Usual Suspect says:

    Bren Bren question…
    Who do you most resemble?
    A. Samuel L. Jackson
    B. Tyler Perry
    C. Grady (Sanford and Son)
    D. David Peaston (RIP)
    F. Shemar Moore
    E. Flava Flav
    #curious

    and more Samuel rounst the hair,,,Tyler rounst the broken wrist ((meooow))), Grady rounst the liver spots, David rounst the waist line, Shemar rounst the ??? Naw I cant even lie…I wish…And Flav rounst the inability to eat after midnight and get wet,,,Or was that the gremlins? Anywayz gurl,,,Imma combo of all the above

    by Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo
    Thanks Hony!

    Thank you too Brenden.

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    :dead:

    Brenden is so funny!

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