Celebs Out & About: Alicia Keys, La La Anthony

Musician Swizz Beatz and his wife, singer Alicia Keys bid against each other for a guitar autographed by legendary pop/rock group the Rolling Stones. Afterwards, Alicia bought a penguin drawn by Swizz and the school kids at the Bronx Charter School for the Arts Auction at Marque, in NYC. All proceeds from the auction goes to benefit the school. Don’t you love it when overindulged celebrities give back?

Also attending the event were La La Anthony and La La’s husband Carmelo Anthony (partially obscured behind Alicia), who has to worry about his team beating the steamrolling Miami Heat in game 3 of the Eastern Conference playoffs tonight. If the NY Knicks drop game 3, they will go down in NBA history as the only team to lose 13 consecutive games in the playoffs.

Also in the house were La La Anthony, right, and TV personality Rocsi Diaz (patting Swizz’s 6-year-old son Kaseem Dean Jr., on the head).

Why is everyone standing around looking at them like they’ve never seen two people in love before?
Picture by: Rossa Cole/Splash News

Photos: Splash News Online



 


374 Responses to “Celebs Out & About: Alicia Keys, La La Anthony”

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    :pray: there isn’t a new post up with 1,000 comments before this can hit!

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    BLEH @ LaLa, KEYS and SWISS :rolleyes:

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    :think:
    Does Swizz have to register his nose with some sort of agency. Seems like he would need some sort of permit to weild that around in public.

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    :tea: I have nothing to say about homewreckers, but beesh palease :rolleyes:

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    Down_Bottom says:

    :yawn: Really slow day today….no EXXXCITEMENT…geez, and I don’t even get to post often in the morning! :shrug: :tea:

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    KishaMinyonn says:

    I like the blue that La La has on, but her eyes bother me. I don’t know what it is.

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    iAmChan says:

    Sup fam, been a minute, whats good tho?

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    Cocoabana says:

    Keys and Swizz are cute together.

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    Rosci could get it. In all three holes…

    She tryin soooo hard to be famous though. :(
    Work on your TALENT Rosci, work on your talent!

    :think:
    Yeah, you better off tryin to fluck the right person.
    As you were…
    :coffee:

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    La La’s eyes are truly SCARING me in that pic!

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    Cocoabana says:

    Work on your TALENT Rosci, work on your talent!
    ——————

    Talent= being a smut?

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    iAm :hug: where u been hiding

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    ELove says:

    Swizzy-The-PIMP Walks into a Room of Execs doing lines of “BLOW”…

    ONE of the Exec SEES HIM and Whispers to The Other EXECS…

    “HIDE THE YAYO Dawg (HIDE THE YAYO !!!)” :blink:

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    @JENNE
    “I have nothing to say about homewreckers, but beesh palease ”
    __________________
    I’m shole is glad as a man we ain’t got to worry about that “homewrecking” bullchit.
    :coffee:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Rosci could get it. In all three holes…

    She tryin soooo hard to be famous though. :(
    Work on your TALENT Rosci, work on your talent!

    :think:
    Yeah, you better off tryin to fluck the right person.
    As you were…

    :coffee:

    ___________________

    THE IRONY!!!

    #dudelookatyogravie

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    Cocoabana says:

    Work on your TALENT Rosci, work on your talent!
    ——————

    Talent= being a smut?
    _____________

    Hell that’s not even good enough, she just need to go away :tea:

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    La La’s eyes are truly SCARING me in that pic!
    _____________________
    Has never ever appreciated those goggles :coffee: They are not an asset IMO

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    Did this fool say in all 3 holes? :smack:

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    @COCOA
    “Work on your TALENT Rosci, work on your talent!
    ——————

    Talent= being a smut?
    __________________

    Naw…. like her um… you know… that thing she do… what’s that again… you know what I’m talkin about! …it’s right there on the tip of my tongue!

    :smack:
    I hate it when this happens!

    …But you know what it is she does… she needs to work on THAT.
    :coffee:

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    @FE FE
    “THE IRONY!!!

    #dudelookatyogravie”
    _________
    :stop: :nono: Don’t try to make this about my baby! She is entrepreneur with her own show and fragrance and chit.
    :coffee:

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    Daisy says:

    #teamAkeys :cheer: she looks great!

    Kiyan is so cute!

    Good Afternoon

  25. 25
    ELove says:

    @Man…
    “entrepreneur” EQUALS “I FREE-LANCE My Puzzy for FAME” Though :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :yawn:

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    KyCakes says:

    @Choco :rofl:

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    ELove says:

    @Man…
    “entrepreneur” EQUALS “I FREE-LANCE My Puzzy for FAME” Though
    ______________

    :dead:

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    KyCakes says:

    Lakes :hug:

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    @KY

    Did you try to look at that on your computer?
    :coffee:

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    ItsIce says:

    Why does it always look like LaLa can never open her eyes?
    Maybe the bish is always drink? :shrug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Awww :lol: I wear my shirt like a toddler :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    @Man I did. Nothing. Was that a tell-tale sign? :lol:

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    iAmChan says:

    @ jeniefrumdabloc I have been chillin, working towards my dream of having a big girl strip club.

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    lovezoe says:

    :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    KY :hug: UR KITTY LOOKS RATHER..UMM.. :cool:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl:

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    iAmChan says:

    @ !*LaKErCHiC@*! greetings………

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I LOVE Lala’s suit with the yellow underneath!

    …..

    *googles to get designer and price*

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    Cocoabana says:

    lmaooooooooo @ the big girl strip club

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    NaijaGal says:

    why can’t I get Justin Bieber’s song out of my head :wail:

    :whistle:
    if I was your boyfriend

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @I AM Chan

    You know what, though? That’s actually a REALLY good idea. You could probably make TONS of money from a venture like that, especially if it fits in a niche market, like in the south.

    :thinking:

    Need an investor?

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    KyCakes says:

    @Laker Why Thank you, ma’am…

    The gravi is in honor of Ms. LaLa and her goggle eyes.

    Thanks, Choco :thumbsup:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IAMCHAN HOLA.. :hi:

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    ELove says:

    @iAmChan
    Make SURE yous get the REINFORCED STEEL Poles and Have PLENTY of BUFFET Specials Though :thumbsup: :yes:

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    candibfly says:

    i too love blue and yellow together :wave: <—- my 'designer' clothes purchased from marshall's and such

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Why the south gotta be the market? :hahaha: I know, I know.

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    Trendsetter says:

    LaLa can’t dress to me and she’s shaped like spongebob

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    @KY
    You got it :thumbsup:

    Hello CHAN…

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    Daisy says:

    Now yall know LaLa has those sleepy Diana Ross looking eyes. I have big eyes but they aren’t the sleepy kind.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ms. LaLa and her goggle eyes

    :rofl: i sweatergawd im never posting another personal pic ever. Ever. :rofl:

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    KDub says:

    Why LaLa didn’t bring lil Pepper so he could play with Swizz lil boy?

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    @SASSY
    “You know what, though? That’s actually a REALLY good idea. You could probably make TONS of money from a venture like that, especially if it fits in a niche market, like in the south.

    Need an investor?”
    ________________

    :stop:
    :nono:
    The souf ain’t checkin for that!

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    Akeys and Beak really look happy.

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    DeevaC says:

    They are standing there looking like “does she really think he doesn’t have a side chick?”

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    candibfly says:

    i got $20 towards the creation of the big kitty strip club :yahoo:

    u got a business plan? :think:

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    Daisy says:

    Now yall know LaLa has those sleepy Diana Ross looking eyes. I have big eyes but they aren’t the sleepy kind.

    __________

    I actually have sleepy eyes….and they’re deep, but not really big….but La La’s eyes are like Choco said, they are GOGGLES! :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ms. LaLa and her goggle eyes

    i sweatergawd im never posting another personal pic ever. Ever.
    —————————————————————–
    I only clown celebs or quasi-celebs….

    The little people are safe… :rofl:

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    iAmChan says:

    I am telling yall, I am sitting on a gold mine, I have a building now and all…..

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    <<CHECKS TO SEE IF SHE GOT GOGGLES EYES :blink:

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    @FE
    Seriously look at her chit is 3-D and for some reason that chit has always annoyed even back in her MTV days – Looking like GOOFY the cartoon :coffee:

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    2know the ledge says:

    i have nothing for swizz and alicia but lala she looks like that slow friend u have that doesn’t get it or never will.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IAMCHAN I CAN BE UR COOK KEEP THEM NICE AND “FLUFFY” :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I have big eyes but they aren’t the sleepy kind.

    :yes: Ppl used to pick on me by saying they could see my whole eyeball. :hahaha:

    When my mom sleeps her eyeballs are sooo big that her lids dont close all the way .. :huh:

    I used to have a time trying to sneak out. Couldnt tell if she was sleep or what..! :no:

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    The little people are safe…
    ______________________
    :rofl: That’s how I feel like Im supposed to go in on the Celebs they all think they cute :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB/Man

    You know EXACTLY why the niche market would be in the south! :lol:

    Pull it right across the belt….from lower NC to TX. A big girls strip club would make MONEY!!!

    These northern negroes is uppity….. be making their chicks REALLY lose weight and such. Look at the shapes of the strippers in NY compared to the one in the South. South = cornbread fed. North = model (cokehead) skinny.

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    @OTB

    Ummm, I’ve seen your personal pics…you are a cute chica…. :shrugs:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    The little people are safe

    Whew. *wipes sweat from brow* :rofl:

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    Smonae80 says:

    La La & AKeys better watch out for Rocsi, she known for smashing married men, then again AKeys knows about that to

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    When my mom sleeps her eyeballs are sooo big that her lids dont close all the way ..

    I used to have a time trying to sneak out. Couldnt tell if she was sleep or what..!
    ___________________________
    :lol: :lol: #CRAY

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    You aint lying Sass. :lol: I just hate to admit it. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Heffas checking thier eyes…

    *Eyes and nose like my father

    The Muthafker

    :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    Now yall know LaLa has those sleepy Diana Ross looking eyes. I have big eyes but they aren’t the sleepy kind.
    —————————————–
    LaLa’s ain’t sleepy neither.

    She looks like she has a thyroid problem. Cookie Monster eyes can be a red flag.

    SANDRA we need a medical minute on thyroid disorders.

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    @DEEVA C
    “They are standing there looking like “does she really think he doesn’t have a side chick?”
    ___________

    Does HE know she have a side chick is the better question?

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    :danban: <—me auditioning for Chan's skrip club

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol: Thanks @Fe. I meant cause of my features tho. :lol: Like I genuinely have a “big” nose, big eyes, chit big lips in the scheme of things…. etc. :lol: I only think about this stuff when the crazy folks here say something tho. :lol:

    I swear yall was talking about noses one day and I caressed my chit and laughed for HOURS!!! :lol:

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    What I think is funny is AKEYS thinking she’s a SUPERWOMAN – Her dumbazz style and hair all she do is wear it curly or pulled back bish pls be fly or stay home – Seriously what she wore to the White House Correspondence dinner was sooooo typical of her – standing next to a Stork in a Tuxedo!

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    Down_Bottom says:

    @IGO, whoa, that’s mean :shrug:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @IAmChan

    If you really do that, let me know. I got all kind of ideas.

    We can name that club: “The Crock Pot!”

    That’s hot, ain’t it?

    Or something like: “The Fridge.”

    I got ideas for days.

    *starts writing them all down*

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    I swear yall was talking about noses one day and I caressed my chit and laughed for HOURS!!!
    ___________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

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    My doc said my thyroids felt swollen today I had to have some blood work done :crying:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hahaha:

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    Roc says:

    Hey errybody :waves:

    I have nothing to add outside of the fact that Alicia is wearing leather and it’s over 90 in NC. The difference in weather along the coast is a motha.

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    KDub says:

    South = cornbread fed
    ————————-
    Red beans and rice didn’t miss huh

    :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    swear yall was talking about noses one day and I caressed my chit and laughed for HOURS!!!
    :ashamed: :rofl: ME TOO!! :lol:

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    KDub says:

    Now yall know LaLa has those sleepy Diana Ross looking eyes. I have big eyes but they aren’t the sleepy kind.
    —————————————–
    LaLa’s ain’t sleepy neither.

    She looks like she has a thyroid problem. Cookie Monster eyes can be a red flag.

    SANDRA we need a medical minute on thyroid disorders.

    ___________

    I’m trying to tell you!

    La La’s eyes are on ANOTHER LEVEL!

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    iAmChan says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! of course you can be the cook, make sure your gravy game is on point…you know big black women lovesss them some extra gravy

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    65 OutsidetheBox says:

    I have big eyes but they aren’t the sleepy kind.

    Ppl used to pick on me by saying they could see my whole eyeball.

    When my mom sleeps her eyeballs are sooo big that her lids dont close all the way ..

    I used to have a time trying to sneak out. Couldnt tell if she was sleep or what..!

    :dead: AF! my cuzn has eyes like that. bish be up there :zzz: but lookin like this :blink: :rofl:

    fck them haters bew! u ILL a very good looking woman. ole sessy bish :)

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    Down_Bottom says:

    :dead: @ stork in a tux! :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bell Pepper!!! Thats what it was!!! Which of you summamabishes said that??? :rofl: :rofl:

    Bell pepper nose. Gawd I died.

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    @CHAN
    “I am telling yall, I am sitting on a gold mine, I have a building now and all…..”
    ___________________

    What you name it?
    :think:
    Porky’s™
    Hog Heaven™
    The Herd™

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    KDub says:

    I have nothing to add outside of the fact that Alicia is wearing leather and it’s over 90 in NC.
    ————————————
    94! :wail: I almost DIED going to lunch.

    :wave:

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    I Go There says:

    Down_Bottom says:

    @IGO, whoa, that’s mean
    ______________________________

    Yeah it is isnt it… :lol:

    Nah he cool he just damn crazy

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IAMCHAN WELL THEY SH!T OUT OF LUCK WITH ME :lol: ALL I KNOW HOW TO COOKS IS MESSICAN FOOD.. ENCHILADAS..FAJITAS..POZOLE..TAMALES..TACOS..FLAUTAS :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Kdub

    Cornbread, rice, greens, hamhocks, chitlins, red beans,
    gizzards, alla that!!

    These chicks up north eating watercress, no-salt crackers and seafood salad with a cup of blackberries for dessert.

    Ask me how I know!

    *glares at unsatisfying lunch I just had*

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    iAmChan says:

    @ Fayla #Hired <– First Booty On Duty

    @ Sassy It's called the "Deep Freezer" cuz thats where you keep the "good meat" lmao

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    OMG I said Bell pepper nose :lol: this is horrible :lol:

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    Smonae80 says:

    OTB u are a mess, u keep entertained :hahaha:
    Sup Choco & Najia

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    @OTB

    I have a long head (tall people problems), and trust me, I get a bit miffed when certain folks go in on celebs with long heads…. :lol:

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    Eazy says:

    Can I interview for this strip club? :ashamed:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hey Roc. :wave: yes the weather is a beast. Its 91 here. But I was wearing leather last week. Making me insane. If its not allergens in the air its super heat!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHO SAID BELLPEPPER NOSE :rofl: YALL MEAN BISHES!!

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    Daisy says:

    Superwoman is my JAM gon head Akeys!

    @Kdub I didn’t say she was sleepy but she has sleepy eyes. I have a cousin w/Graves disease and her eyes bulge/pop out at times :sad:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @IAmChan

    :dead: cause that was LITERALLY the next suggestion I was typing!!!!!

    Great minds think alike!

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    Down_Bottom says:

    :smack: Why did I just google “bellpepper nose” :no:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Why is everyone standing around looking at them like they’ve never seen two people in love before?

    ^^^Chile,,,They trynna figure out how he angles his nose to kiss her,,,I halfta do the same thang with my fohead,,,I started off head bussin b**ches in 2nd grade,,,Takes some getting used too,,,Its an art form,,,But this aint about me….Good morning to some of you :-)

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    These chicks up north eating watercress, no-salt crackers and seafood salad with a cup of blackberries for dessert.
    ________
    Damn this sounds like my life! :wail:

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bell Pepper!!! Thats what it was!!! Which of you summamabishes said that???

    Bell pepper nose. Gawd I died.
    ——————————————————————–
    *whew* Ok, it wasn’t me. Good.

    In that same post, I called the intended ‘Nostril-damus’ :ashamed:

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    iAmChan says:

    @ Eazy Shake sum so we can see what ya workin with

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    Bibi says:

    Afternoons everybody :waves:

    Yall going a mile a minute today…

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    :buttshake: <—officially a size 12 :crying:
    i gotta get back into my pilates STAT! but whyyyy errybody like "u look so good!" lyin bastids! :crying:

    #SuthinBred

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :rofl:

    @ IamChan – Real talk, an old friend of mine and her husband us’ta run a strip club like that here where I am. That mofo STAYED ON SWOLL (LITERALLY) and I couldn’t stay up out of it! :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Fefe

    Did you just eat that nasty sh*t for lunch too?!

    DAMN having to wear bathing suits!

    :wail: <— this is what it sounds like when pigeons caw.

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    KDub says:

    Awe @OTB. I loves yew :hug:

    Just say NO to all that ish @Sass listed. Greens are okay…the ham hock at the bottom of the pot is NAT!

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    :waves: SMONAE

    We went in on the shim that came on the board blasting everyone for NOSE reason and his gravi pic was up and he kept coming for folks until we had to mention that NOSE that took over his gravi – he quietly disappeared :ghost:

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    KyCakes says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    OMG I said Bell pepper nose this is horrible
    —————————————————-
    But think about it…You only said it cause ‘semaj’ was trying to clown and he got his azz handed to him….

    That was classic :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Deep freezer :dead: :dead: And all the good ice cream you dont want the kids to open yet.

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    Eazy says:

    :boobs: (but only a B cup)
    :buttshake: (a little rounded and wide)
    :hahaha:

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    candibfly says:

    i feel y’all pain. i’m sick of these lean cuisines for lunch *stomps on it like mr. gerri did that tuna sandwich martin gave her* :no:

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    Eazy says:

    OTB thats you?

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    KyCakes says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    SMONAE

    We went in on the shim that came on the board blasting everyone for NOSE reason and his gravi pic was up and he kept coming for folks until we had to mention that NOSE that took over his gravi – he quietly disappeared
    ——————————————————————–
    Someone betta put his pic on a milk carton.

    Ain’t seen hide nor hair….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    OMG I said Bell pepper nose this is horrible

    I shouldve fukkin known!!! :rofl: Nahhh that chit was #classic. Girl i CRIED laughing. :hahaha:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Hey otb :hi: Is that you in the pictcha??? Chile I always figured you to be more round,,,I thought you was down with team chunk,,,I thought you was one of us,,,Yanno,,,Like you include certain pork items in your daily calorie count as vegetables as a means of beating the system,,,Fooled me heffa :biggrin:

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    ROC! :waves:
    BiBi :2dance: <—zumba
    BRENDEN!! :kiss: 'ello my mi luv!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KY OH I MEMBER THE QUEEN THAT CAME OUT SCRATCHING :rofl:

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    @Sassy

    I am naturally on the thinner side, but when you have breasts as big as mine it is best to keep the weight as low as possible to make life easier on your lower back and upper body, so yes, I maintain a healthy and sometimes unsatisfying diet… :yes:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Kdub

    Wait…but the red beans/rice, gizzards and cornbread are not?!

    I will lose my fukkin MIND over some homemade cornbread!!! OMG!! With some Golden Imperial stick butter melting on it?!

    And the REAL cornbread made with the grinder that still got the little pieces of sweet corn in it?!?!?!

    *faints*

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Smonae80 Girlll laughter keeps me fueled. I just have to share. :wave:

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    @Ky
    Great minds think alike I swear we had to be typing our comments at the same time :cheers:

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    Bibi says:

    @Fefe

    Who that be in ur gravi?? :thinking:

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    Roc says:

    @OTB…this weather is a mess. It’s up and down all day.

    And your pic is gorgeous mama!

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    :coffee: << drinking water for lunch :crying:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    :hi: FeFe,,,I see you took down the pannie pic :coffee: The thirst musta gotten outta hand :ashamed: my bad :biggrin: You can delete those emails I sent :kona:

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    I shouldve fukkin known!!! Nahhh that chit was #classic. Girl i CRIED laughing.
    ____________________
    :rofl: GIRL but his TRULY WAS ONE! :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    :waves: @ Choco

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    KDub says:

    I have a cousin w/Graves disease and her eyes bulge/pop out at times
    ———————————————-
    My ahhh “situation” has it and his used to as well. He has it in check so its been a minute since its been an issue. Eyes be JUST like LaLa’s!!!!!!!! THAT is why I said thyroid!! We on same page!

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    Bibi says:

    So jiffy isnt real cornbread???? :shrugs:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    (tall people problems),

    :lol: My daughter and her long (beautiful) neck. She dont love it yet tho. :lol:

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    @OTB

    :clap: see, I knewded it…cute pic! :thumbsup:

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    There go that purrrrty bish in that gravi! :yahoo: give them FIERCE over the shoulder honey! weeeeeeeeeeeeeerrk @OTB :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Real Life BFF

    “stomps on it like mr. gerri did that tuna sandwich martin gave her”

    ——————————

    :dead: cause I remma that episode so well!! :rofl:

    And like I said….it’s the up-northerners who won’t be able to work at that club trying to stay lean for these fukked up standards.

    @Fefe
    Unsatisfying ain’t the WORD! And this bish in my office got some chicken with mustard greens that are smelling so good, I could trip her and steal her fukking container!!

    Bish, I’m hungry!! :cuss:

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    KyCakes says:

    @OTB See….you is sessi…and not ‘plantation sessi’ either :rofl:

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    I eat rabbit food – can’t even do carbs on any level no read meat – This is the first meal I had all week :lol: I hate AUNT MARY – my friend think Im trying to be anorexic so not the case FOOD turns me off lately I don’t like how AMERICANS portion and prepare our food – we eat chitty!

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    Bibi says:

    @Fayla

    Those people in my house insist on using my damn whip so I must reorder, what should I try now?? Did the citrus last time….

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    KyCakes says:

    KDub says:

    I have a cousin w/Graves disease and her eyes bulge/pop out at times
    ———————————————-
    My ahhh “situation” has it and his used to as well. He has it in check so its been a minute since its been an issue. Eyes be JUST like LaLa’s!!!!!!!! THAT is why I said thyroid!! We on same page!
    —————————————————————
    That’s what Missy Elliot has….

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    @OTB See….you is sessi…and not ‘plantation sessi’ either
    ___________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: Plantation sessi

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    ‘Nostril-damus’

    That thread was hilarioussss!!! :rofl: I knew you had some parts in it!

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    :hi: Fayla :love: Erry time I see your font I envision you singing yo replies to me :love: Like—-Brenden you got a lil wang wang but you still my boo thang…JoJo…Kci…Oooooh yeah :love:

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    @Bibi

    That’s Marc Lamont Hill :yes:

    @Brenden

    :rofl: you’s a fewl!

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Mother Jefferson

    what state do you live in?

    @Bibi
    Jiffy cornbread is as REAL as you’d like it to be. I can’t made the real GOOD cornbread from scratch like my people used to, so I got plenty of Jiffy boxes in my cabinet. The mix never goes bad, either. #FunFact :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    Bibi says:

    So jiffy isnt real cornbread????
    ———————-

    that’s what i make :shrugs: shyt is the bomb yo :yahoo:

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    Eazy says:

    Well I guess it is you OTB. You is pretty girl *snaps finger in a Z*
    1st time Ive seen this gravi

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    KyCakes says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Ky
    Great minds think alike I swear we had to be typing our comments at the same time
    —————————————————————-
    I kept getting those “you’re commenting too fast, slow down” :warning: messages from the blog….I was typing furiously… :lol:

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    see, I knewded it…
    ________________
    :lol: spell like this nuded :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    @FEFE

    Well Mr. Hill is doable :tea:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    OTB thats you?

    :yes:

    Fooled me heffa :hahahha: No Im #teamchunk too! If only in mind at times Im still head chunk! :cheer:

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    Roc says:

    :kiss: @Fayla and My Ride or Die!

    How are my babies?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    GET IT SHAUN :thumbsup:

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    My daughter and her long (beautiful) neck. She dont love it yet tho.
    _________

    :rofl:

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    I kept getting those “you’re commenting too fast, slow down” messages from the blog….I was typing furiously…
    ______________________
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I hate when I get those Im accused of texting way to fast also :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ride or Die :hug:

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    ‘Nostril-damus’

    That thread was hilarioussss!!! I knew you had some parts in it!
    ——————————————————————
    :ido: <——- really says 'GUILTY'

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    Bish, I’m hungry!!
    _________
    :lol:

    Sadly I have gotten very USED to the presence of hunger pangs and I know how to manage them (the life of an ex-model)… sad ain’t it…. but honestly it’s to the point now where excessive food and carbs make me nauseous… :shrugs:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Brenden – I SWEAR YOU SHOULD BE COMMITTED! :lol:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    The Makeup Maven says:
    :hi: Tattd :ashamed:

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    I Go There says:

    Not Bad… OTB

    Not bad at all.

    :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    And the REAL cornbread made with the grinder that still got the little pieces of sweet corn in it?!?!?!

    Yesssss long as they dont put no damn cracklins in it! :karate:

    Do they even sell cracklins north of the mason-dixon? :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    @Choco :rofl:
    I’m like :blink: ‘how can I be commenting too fast

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    Bibi says:

    @Candi & Sassy

    Jiffy is the ONLY cornbread I know…course my momma used to call it cake so I swore for years that was cake. Ate it as a “treat” not part of the meal….

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    Bibi says:

    @FEFE

    Well Mr. Hill is doable :coffee:

    _________

    Girl google him, he will become even more :hump: -able… :yes:

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    but honestly it’s to the point now where excessive food and carbs make me nauseous…
    __________________
    Yes what is that all of sudden even when it hits my tongue I don’t want to swallow it what is that tho really? Cuz I don’t like carbs at all I just hate the way my body digest them

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    KDub says:

    Wait…but the red beans/rice, gizzards and cornbread are not?!

    I will lose my fukkin MIND over some homemade cornbread!!! OMG!! With some Golden Imperial stick butter melting on it?!

    And the REAL cornbread made with the grinder that still got the little pieces of sweet corn in it?!?!?!

    *faints*
    ————————————————
    I don’t eat no gizzards or chitterlangs…But red beans and rice…well the beans make it healthy I tell myself….SAY NO to cornbread. Oh LAWD. I ate a whole fuggin cast iron SKILLET of cornbread once :no: MamaDub makes hers in a cast iron skillet with REAL butter…almost every Sunday. And well she lets you eat some if dinner not ready (you know you country if your momma say go eat some cornbread as a snack)…and dinner was taking a LONG DAYUM time it seemed like… :kona:

    The bigger issue is this just happened like two years ago :rofl:

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    <—LOves Jiffy! Needs to lay off it though. :wail:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    ^^^We posted at the same time :kiss: :ashamed:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    see, I knewded it…cute pic!

    :lol: Aww yall too kind! Thanks everyone.

    #smallgravicute game proper! :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:
    Don’chu be holdin’ back your love
    Don’chu be holding back
    Don’chu be holdin’ back your love
    Don’chu be holdin’ back
    I us’ta want you and her and her and her and you and her and her
    I us’ta want you and her and her and her

    :wail: THIS DAYUM SONG! :wail:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Do they even sell cracklins north of the mason-dixon?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :yes:

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    @ Namesake…I be lovin that song too. :hug:

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    iAmChan says:

    Imma have twitter big girl strippa auditions

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Well Mr. Hill is doable

    :yes: Girllll when he be on the news giving them talking points! Yes ma’am. Loves the Doc. :)

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    @ OTB…They sell um, I’m not allowed to have them though. :no:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Mother Jefferson :2dance:

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    So friend came over last night and was like no Im sick and you get sick to easily so Im like whatev I just smoked after you him :smack: so please please please why today am I coughing with a scratchy throat I can not let this turn into a full blown cold -I’ve already taken 4 advil and drank hot tea #DAMMIT :argue: Maybe I should OD on Vitamin C Im really peeved that while the day progresses I feel this chit sneaking up on me

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    Smonae80 says:

    Cute pic OTB

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Man stop laughing! :hahaha: She 15 you know how it is. :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Brenden – WE SHOL’ DID. YOU WAS THANKIN’ BOUT ME WHEN I WAS THANKIN’ BOUT’CHU! :hug:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    :hi: @ManIJustDontCareIfKimKardashianHasACheckEngineLightIlluminatedOnHerP#ssy

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    Cute Pic Shaun. I done seent it before though. :hahaha:

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    Bibi says:

    What’s cracklin????

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Not Bad… OTB

    Not bad at all.

    Hello there sir. Who graces your gravi? And thank you kindly. :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake – I ADORE that dayum song! :no:

    BUT OAN – STARTS DOING CRUNCHES BECAUSE OF YOUR DAYUM PIC! :mad:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB
    I believe they has it! :yes:

    @Bibi
    :dead: at your mama taking the easy way out cause she ain’t feel like baking ya’ll no cakes and pies and sh*t.

    @Mother Jefferson
    Oh, you’re an outlier. Why you drinking water for lunch? Oh nevermind, youre in FL. Hard to compete with those bishes down there.

    @Fefe
    I can deal with the hunger pangs up until the point I get a headache.

    What I need is somebody/something to stress me out REALLY bad a few days before I hit the beach. Stress me out/upset me and I SWEAR I can drop 5-6 lbs in under a week. Can go 3 days without food and not even feel it….

    Somebody give me some bad news real quick, please…

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    @Maven
    :2dance: Dances to the hook!

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    Choco aka Hippie says:

    but honestly it’s to the point now where excessive food and carbs make me nauseous…
    __________________
    Yes what is that all of sudden even when it hits my tongue I don’t want to swallow it what is that tho really? Cuz I don’t like carbs at all I just hate the way my body digest them

    ___________

    I’m actually convinced it’s the smell alone that makes that stuff desirable…because now my body just doesn’t like or want it once I place it in my mouth and swallow…but when I smell it I go crazy…weird…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Shaun – Your gravi pic is ADOREABLE! But you given that over the shoulder look like “Bish Puh-leeze, YOU SEE ME!!” :rofl:

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    @ Namesake…That pic is about 2yrs old. I’m about 10lbs off from there. Like I told you before, AB WHEEL. :yes:

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    Cant see new gravis @OTB otherwise I’d be cosigning awww hell YOU LOOK MARVELOUS :wink:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’m not allowed to have them though

    Why come? :( I hate them! I love skins tho. :ashamed: Especially hot ones. Or salt and vinegar. #country

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    @ManIJustDontCareIfKimKardashianHasACheckEngineLightIlluminatedOnHerP#ssy
    _________
    :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – :2dance: OKAAAAY <– Brenden style! That is my jam! I really wish I could get it out my head!

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Brenden

    You and all your childrens and all your grandchillens aint EVAH gonna be SH*T for 193!!

    :dead:

    #FunnyCauseItsSoTrue

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    candibfly says:

    ab wheel….is that that wheel where u push urself forward and then come back? i can go forward on that thing but i can’t bring myself back up :lol: #weakcore

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    Bibi says:

    @Otb

    That u?? Purrty :biggrin:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Maybe I should OD on Vitamin C Im really peeved that while the day progresses I feel this chit sneaking up on me

    You was suppossed to be on something already!!! The zicam? Maybe thate not it…something..emergen-c???

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    I’m actually convinced it’s the smell alone that makes that stuff desirable…because now my body just doesn’t like or want it once I place it in my mouth and swallow…but when I smell it I go crazy…weird…
    ______________________
    You think I think its pyschological like everything in my body is put off by them….Its more the look of it and then I think of how I will feel so stuffed! For days…

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    Bibi says:

    Somebody tell me what a cracklin is…..

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Smonae80 Thanks girl. I dont like taking photos, but ive committed to doing some boudoir type stuff THIS YEAR. So im working on all my sessi. :yes:

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    @ Shaun…I like skins more than cracklins them salt and sours, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    I was told that theyre nothing but fried fat and if i’m trying to lose weight, fried fat ain’t what I want. :no:

    I swear I just need to embrace my fatassedness. :yes:

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    Smonae80 says:

    Choco vitamin C & Echinacea

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    ManIJustDontCareIfKimKardashianHasACheckEngineLightIlluminatedOnHerP#ssy

    :dead:

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    @OTB
    I know but I really didn’t think I would get sick Im so mad Im going to the dollar store tonight and stock up – this nigga was like Oh god my weekend is ruined cuz he would have to hear my mouth :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I done seent it before though.

    :hahaha: I just said imma take some more. LLS You know I dont do photos :lol:

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    @ Candi…. :yes: My biggest issue is the damned thing makes my knees hurt so, I put a lil padding under them. You get REAL results though. kinda quick too. :yes:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Kdub

    :lol: We always did that too! Always seemed like the corn bread was ready first and before you knew it….. you done ate round bout 6 squares of that stuff anf your dinner aint even hit your plate and you already full!

    My grandmama used to make it in a cast iron skillet too- I think that’s what made it sooo good! That skillet was HEAVY and lumpy! It shole did the HELL outta some homemade cornbread though!

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Cant leave yall alone for 2 hrs and yall aint talking bout sombody , nose, eyes, 3 holes :coffee:

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    @Smone
    Echinacea yes that will knock it out faster for me I was thinking the same thing but to lazy to drive to that location but I don’t have a choice hell with being sick all weekend

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Bibi says:

    Somebody tell me what a cracklin is…..

    ^^The sound your pee makes when you let gonorrhea go undiagnosed for a long period of time,,,Ive been cracalackin several times :-) It stings too :-)

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Not Bad… OTB

    Not bad at all.

    Hello there sir. Who graces your gravi? And thank you kindly
    ________________________________________________________________

    Youre welcome

    This is my crush…

    Elisha Cuthberth

    Isnt she Dreamy :love:

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    KyCakes says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    So friend came over last night and was like no Im sick and you get sick to easily so Im like whatev I just smoked after you him so please please please why today am I coughing with a scratchy throat I can not let this turn into a full blown cold -I’ve already taken 4 advil and drank hot tea #DAMMIT Maybe I should OD on Vitamin C Im really peeved that while the day progresses I feel this chit sneaking up on me
    ———————————————————–
    Choco go get you some Emergen-C and/or Zycam

    The Emergen-C has a gang of Vitamin C and Zycam is designed to stop a cold/flu before it really sets in.

    The Zycam is expensive though….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    What’s cracklin????

    You know…im not even sure wtf it “is” :lol: but my mom used to put them in cornbread or stuffing…bread dishes. I think its deep deep fried pork skins. They are really hard!

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    Honycoatd says:

    Thank you bishes and heffers for leaving me down below. Thanks Eazy for the heads up.

    What we talking bout?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @choc i think youve seen this one when your gravi count was still working properly. :lol: I tried to get an angle on my bell pepper :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    :dead: @ Brendan

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    KDub says:

    I love skins tho
    —————————-
    :kona: cause I am so fuggin country I chipped a back filling on some of them hawd skins once :kona:

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    @Maven
    That chit is in your head tho you post it like everyday :lol: :hugs: but I love the hook so keep at it –

    Im upset Im really starting to feel chitty #FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MEEEEEEEEE :crying:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    – STARTS DOING CRUNCHES BECAUSE OF YOUR DAYUM PIC!

    IKR. I sucked my teeth and everything. Dropped my last Ritz. :lol:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Bibi says:

    Somebody tell me what a cracklin is…..

    ^^The sound your pee makes when you let gonorrhea go undiagnosed for a long period of time,,,Ive been cracalackin several times :-) It stings too :-)
    ________________

    :blink:

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    Bibi says:

    Wasn’t emergen-c recalled or something?

    @Hony

    :hugs:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    And thanks Bibi! :)

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    @OTB
    Oh yeah you got BODY dontcha :yes: SEXY BISH

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    My teammate just walked by my starving azz wuth a fukkin 5 guys burger….

    I’m having homicidal thoughts. :chase:

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    @ KDUB…Can we get a recap?! :yahoo:

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    I don’t eat no gizzards or chitterlangs…But red beans and rice…well the beans make it healthy I tell myself….SAY NO to cornbread. Oh LAWD. I ate a whole fuggin cast iron SKILLET of cornbread once :no: MamaDub makes hers in a cast iron skillet with REAL butter…almost every Sunday. And well she lets you eat some if dinner not ready (you know you country if your momma say go eat some cornbread as a snack)…and dinner was taking a LONG DAYUM time it seemed like… :kona:

    The bigger issue is this just happened like two years ago :rofl:

    :hahaha:
    _________________
    @ManIJustDontCareIfKimKardashianHasACheckEngineLightIlluminatedOnHerP#ssy

    :rofl: :rofl: LMAO!!!

    ROC not too bad luv, can’t complain. i hope all is well with u!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I swear I just need to embrace my fatassedness.

    :yes: :no: Im confused with you :lol:

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    ^^The sound your pee makes when you let gonorrhea go undiagnosed for a long period of time,,,Ive been cracalackin several times It stings too
    ______________________
    :rofl: :vomit: :rofl:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Insideyourbox See I like that pic but I really love the one from the park/garden I think it is face on pic…really beautiful with your little dimpz.

    Babydoll must you show me what I will never have…. damn…Sexi and you know it.

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    I Go There says:

    My teammate just walked by my starving azz wuth a fukkin 5 guys burger….

    _________________________________________________

    OMG

    That place is the fkking best…

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Wheres my Soror :think: Did yall run her off? Dont nobody bet not had did nuthin to my soror :no: Goes to Rihanna post :pigsfly:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—gonna beat my teen when I get home. Yeah, I said it.

    Scrolling thru her FB looking for a pic of said beautiful neck and all the heffa got is pics of her making them ugly ass "nikki minaj" faces. :wtf:

    Imma beat her.

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    Honycoatd says:

    BIBI gun :hug: Hi mami

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    candibfly says:

    first time i had 5 guys (a couple years ago) i went back another 2 times that same week :lol:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Igo

    I ain’t been there in almost 1.5 years but I’d KILL a muhfukka for a little bacon cheeseburger with all the fixins’ right now.

    And this evil muthafukka goin sit his azz right behind me and eat it, too! :wail:

    Fukk this…going to my car. Smelling all these delicious foods and dying a little on the inside.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :rofl: OOOOH SHYT, MY BABY CRAY AS HEYUL! :rofl:

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    Scrolling thru her FB looking for a pic of said beautiful neck and all the heffa got is pics of her making them ugly ass “nikki minaj” faces.

    Imma beat her.
    ____________________
    Does she like Nicki Minaj?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Isnt she Dreamy

    After an extensive Google Image search I concur. :) She does “sexy face” quite well. :coffee:

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    Roc says:

    @Fayla…all is well. I’m not working this week. My neice is graduating from college Saturday and her mama just had a baby on Thursday LOL!

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    I don’t eat no gizzards or chitterlangs…But red beans and rice…well the beans make it healthy I tell myself…

    ^^Depends on what color the rice is :-) I dont mess with soulfood at all,,,Cept on very special occasions,,,My body is tight n right baby,,,Forget what I usually say about it :ashamed: Yes shuga,,,Im just sayin,,,No pressure,,,,But Imma catch honey,,,Meeeeeow :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Candi

    first time I had it, in 2008…. I realized it was also one located int he shopping center behind my apt building.

    I ate there for dinner every day for 4 days straight!

    And was so confused at the end of the year when I had picked up 12 lbs……..

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    Roc says:

    @OTB…What is with this “beautiful neck” shyt?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    My teammate just walked by my starving azz wuth a fukkin 5 guys burger….

    _________________________________________________

    OMG

    That place is the fkking best…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    YEEES IT IS. REMEMBER WHEN I BROUGHT THAT SHYT UP! I had to stop eating there because I was overdosin’ on straight hamburger! :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    cause I am so fuggin country I chipped a back filling on some of them hawd skins once

    Gawd damn. That had to be cracklins :rofl: :rofl:

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    Honycoatd says:

    I could eat some curry chicken with brown rice and red beans with steamed kale/cabbage/carrots and top it off with avocado.

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    ELove says:

    @OTB
    We go back LIKE “Dice-n-Dominos” Though… You KNOW Yous a Sexxy Fine-Azz MFer !!! :yes:

    I Specialize in Thick Southern Amazons Though (You Peeped That @Eazy…) :coffee:

    Ohh And JIFFY Cornbread is ADDICTIVE Though !!! (LUVS IT…) :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    sassy i was gettin bold orderin them double meat burgers :ashamed:

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    Bibi says:

    Ion care what yall say best burger is the one I grilled my damn self last night….. :tea: #screwplacesnowherenearme

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – IKR! I do go from post to post sangin’ that damn song! :wail:
    I’ll eventually get sick of it….OR MAKE YOU’LL SICK OF IT IN THE PROCESS LIKE I DID WITH AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I really love the one from the park/garden I think it is face on pic…really beautiful with your little dimpz.

    :lol: i like that one too! Thats the one where the lady said show me “sexy face” and I was like “Bish what??” <—major attitude…and she was like "you know…like Miley Cyrus…"

    :huh: <—me

    And she took the photo. :hahaha: So my sexy face is actually a "bish you think Miley Cyrus is sexy???" face :lol:

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    Roc says:

    I could eat some curry chicken with brown rice and red beans with steamed kale/cabbage/carrots and top it off with avocado.
    ________________________
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    @ Shaun…That pic is old, about 2yrs, check your phone though.

    I don’t wanna be fat but, I don’t wanna show any signs of discipline neither. :lol:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—gonna beat my teen when I get home. Yeah, I said it.
    Scrolling thru her FB looking for a pic of said beautiful neck and all the heffa got is pics of her making them ugly ass "nikki minaj" faces.
    Imma beat her.

    ^^Forwards this to the local authorities :pc: Chile,,,,You know they offers a reward on the tipsters hotline,,,I turnt my grandmama in for jaywalkin,,,Actually,,,It was a scheme we devised,,,We wasnt aware at the time that the reward was 10% off your interest charges at the local pawn shop :blink: But it came in handy nonetheless :thumbsup:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    first time i had 5 guys (a couple years ago) i went back another 2 times that same week

    :cosign: :lol: I think thats everybody first intro to them. I did get the jr. when i went back tho. No need for all that :lol:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Bibi :lol:

    I don’t eat much burgers but I LOVE chicken nuggets.

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    I Go There says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Igo

    I ain’t been there in almost 1.5 years but I’d KILL a muhfukka for a little bacon cheeseburger with all the fixins’ right now.

    And this evil muthafukka goin sit his azz right behind me and eat it, too!

    Fukk this…going to my car. Smelling all these delicious foods and dying a little on the inside.
    _________________________________________________________________

    I was there last month…and after talking to you… I know what Im doing Friday night… after I go see the Avengers…

    Me and the Fellas are gonna be In out HERO Tees

    YEEEEESSSSS

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Does she like Nicki Minaj?

    With them cartoon ass faces :lol: yeah UGLY!

    IDk why she do that :lol: . My other one does it too.. :shrug:

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    ELove says:

    @Sexxy-Sassy Fly-GURL
    I haven’t had a Bacon DBL-Cheeseburger in about 5-6 years Though :blink: THEY are ADDICTIVE Also (Had to LET Them GO…) :nono:

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    @ Shaun….Nik does those dumbfaces too! I keep telling her, those ain’t a good look lil Ma. :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    What is with this “beautiful neck” shyt?

    Earlier…we were talking about features other folks cant appreciate. My daughter has a long neck that she doesnt appreciate :lol:

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    <—still haven't had 5 Guys and I drive by there at least 3 times a week…. :coffee:

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    Honycoatd says:

    :rofl: Insideyourbox…. Why would she compare your butt with a thought of miley like she is sexi.

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    Bibi says:

    Bootleg avengers sitting on my desk right now…. :tea:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    My neice is graduating from college Saturday and her mama just had a baby on Thursday LOL!

    OMGoodness :lol: Mazel tov to them! Whew. :lol:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Candi

    :shocked:

    I never ordered anything other than the “little” bacon cheeseburger.

    Except!! (and I think I ranted on here about it when it happened)…

    I called myself trying to eat 5 guys “healthily” and ordered a veggie burger from them! And their version of the “veggie burger” is all the fixins you ask for….on bread.

    They really gave my azz tomatoes, lettuce, fried onions, relish, green peppers, ketchup, & mayo on some slightly grilled BREAD!!!

    I got home and opened it and was pissed as hell thinking somebody really forgot to put my protein on there!!

    Went back to the store sounding like the African man from “Next Friday”: “ehh- what the fukk is this? This not John Blaze! I can’t get jiggy with this! Give me my fukkin money back and no, I ain’t got no goddamn receipt, muddafukka.”

    Chile…they informed me that their version of the veggie burger- is just fixins and bread, no protein.

    Mister laughed his AZZ off. Hard. Really hard. I was pissed. They added a burger and some bacon to it for me for free though…

    Moral of the story: Don’t order the veggie burger from 5 Guys. :no:

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Isnt she Dreamy

    After an extensive Google Image search I concur. She does “sexy face” quite well.
    ____________________________

    Thank you…

    Once I saw the Movie “The Girl Next Door” I was hooked.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thank you @E *bats eyelashes*

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    MissHarlem says:

    5 guys :wail: thats the reason I had to zumba for my life last night

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    We wasnt aware at the time that the reward was 10% off your interest charges at the local pawn shop

    :rofl: *while packing The Teen’s chit* Call em… :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    <—still haven't had 5 Guys and I drive by there at least 3 times a week….
    ________________________________________________________________

    You should try it… Its not bad at all.

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    MissHarlem says:

    Veggie burgers and 5 guys is an oxy moron :rofl:

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    Unsub....shytowne says:

    Niecy :blink:

    :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    Bootleg avengers sitting on my desk right now….
    ____________________________________________

    Im Telling…. :lol:

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    Cocoabana says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    <—still haven't had 5 Guys and I drive by there at least 3 times a week….

    :shocked:

    You've never had 5 Guys before? Don't make me bust out in song and dance a la Mary J. Blige and sing to you about their burgers!

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    ELove says:

    Missed you in the Other post BOO (Take That Though…) :kiss: :kiss:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Well fukk you all and your burgers… I love patties :smile:

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    candibfly says:

    it tastes like they use real cow, as opposed to whatever meat mcdonald’s and them use :(

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    <—still haven't had 5 Guys and I drive by there at least 3 times a week….
    ________________________________________________________________

    You should try it… Its not bad at all.

    __________

    ehhh, I don't need a new addiction….I'm still trying to stop going to Qdoba so much… :lol:

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    Iheart says:

    Hey peoples :waves: What we talmbout :popcorn:

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    I Go There says:

    MissHarlem says:

    5 guys thats the reason I had to zumba for my life last night
    ______________________________________________
    I feel your pain

    Same reason why I get those 4 miles in… :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Snitches get stitches :lol:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @MissHarlem

    I know that now!! Mister was like: “that’s what your stupid azz get for trying to do some healthy sh*t at 5 guys. Better take your azz to Subway across the street!”

    I was so mad. I told them that was false advertising and they should re-name the sh*t. It ain’t a veggie BURGER if it’s just veggies and bread!! That’s a veggie SANDWICH!! They probably been confusing people with that sh*t for years!

    Who the fukk REALLY goes there to pay for onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mayo, peppers, relish and lettuce on some fukkin BREAD?!

    I could’ve did that sh*t at HOME!! Trying to rob me of $3!

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    Honycoatd says:

    :hi: Yourheart :hug:

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    <—Has never had Qdoba or 5 guys

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    Honycoatd says:

    Dimpz me and you both… :rofl:

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    laterthannever says:

    Wow that little boy has such specific little features! I like their protective body language since the Baby’s in the Bar.

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    @ Sass…That’s as bad as when my Bestie’s aunt went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper with everything but meat. I was soooooooooooooo lost. :wail:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Candi

    Screw the cow, it’s that peanut oil!! That peanut oil is VICIOUS!! And you can tell they use the real Idaho potatoes for their fries! Skins and all!!

    *salivates*

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    Bibi says:

    @Hony & Dimpz

    Let me join yall party… :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    SASSY that is too funny :rofl: bc I can picture you going OFF

    IGO man I was gettin in with the Zumba last night bc I had that for lunch damn lil bacon cheeseburger and reg fries :nono: that will not ruin my figure

    IHEART :hi:

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    candibfly says:

    look don’t make me go to 5 guys today. i mean its close enough for me to walk so that is exercise :think:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Dimpz

    :lol: But it’s different, cause your aunt really had a unique request! They are advertising specifically “veggie burger” on their menu!! And it ain’t a damn burger! No tofu! No shrimp! No turkey meat! No nothing!

    Just fixins….and BREAD!! :cuss:

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    Cocoabana says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <—Has never had Qdoba or 5 guys

    :crying:

    Qdoba is…greatness.

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    Iheart says:

    Hey Hony & Miss Harlem :kiss:

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    <—still haven't had 5 Guys and I drive by there at least 3 times a week….
    ________________________________________________________________

    You should try it… Its not bad at all.

    __________

    ehhh, I don't need a new addiction….I'm still trying to stop going to Qdoba so much…
    ___________________________

    :lol:

    Gotcha

    That damn 5 Guys be calling me.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    it tastes like they use real cow, as opposed to whatever meat mcdonald’s and them use

    Pink slime? :(

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    Honycoatd says:

    AWww Dimpz he is now looking alot like you… and she has gotten all little womanly looking now. They are growing fast.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Love that gravi! @Kita

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    laterthannever says:

    Five guys is so generous with the fries. Ooh that cajun spice #dipping

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    laterthannever says:

    OTBoo do that be you?

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Harlem

    :lol: It’s only funny cause I can realy remma my azz as home looking all in the bag, and under the sandwich and all around for my protein patty like: “damn, did it slide off the sandwich or something?”

    Turned out it wasn’t supposed to be sh*t on there in the 1st place!

    :rofl: Funny now, but I was heated when it happened! Had my mouth all fixin for a burger and it wasn’t nothing but bread int he container!

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    Honycoatd says:

    :lol: Bibi

    I don’t do much fast food so I am quiet :lol: and only really began eating meat except pork (won’t eat that) 4 yrs now.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :yes: Shhhhh. @later :lol:

    LMAOOOO!!! @snapping on the veggie burger that wasnt :rofl:

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    ELove says:

    SHE SAID… its close enough for me to walk so that is exercise :think:

    :lol: Just TOO Much

    @Bibi @I GO
    I saw the 1st 10 minutes of “The Avengers” On-Line (ONLY The Bootleg is Available) and IT LQQKS LIKE It’s Gonna Be GOOD Though :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    @ KDUB…Can we get a recap?!

    Imma do a full day one in a few.

    Ur-sha post.

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    <—still haven't had 5 Guys and I drive by there at least 3 times a week….
    ________________________________________________________________

    You should try it… Its not bad at all.

    __________

    ehhh, I don't need a new addiction….I'm still trying to stop going to Qdoba so much…
    ___________________________

    :lol:

    Gotcha

    That damn 5 Guys be calling me.

    ___________

    :lol: aiight Pookie!

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    Iheart says:

    OTB :love: If you hadnt sworn of phish you could… Neva mind :lol:

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    laterthannever says:

    Pretty!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    They say Avengers is excellent. I love super hero movies.

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    Honycoatd says:

    Does it count I have been to Sonic once… never done Burger King but Chick-fil-a and Wendy’s gets my money. I love nuggets.

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    MissHarlem says:

    EBABY I miss you every sec of the day :hug:

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    @ Shaun and Hony…Thank you. Yall see she got my baby making them stupid faces though right? UGH!

    I don’t know why he listens to her when she walks around the damned house looking like Mr. Brown.

    @ Cocoa…I’m gonna go to Qdoba today and grab some quesadillas! :yahoo:

    BB in 45mins

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Snitches get stitches
    _________________________

    Aight I cant say much…

    My last bootleg movie I watch was the Passion of Christ… I was with this chic and I put it on and about 10 mins into it we both just said fk it and went to the movies and saw it.

    I was already gonna do some shiat I was gonna be ashamed of in the morning… didnt wanna add watching a bootleg of Passion to the list.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :heart: @heart. :hahaha: Im a giggling fool over here.

    *chants* no phish…no phish…

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    Roc says:

    @OTB…I will give your regards to my sis. My mother blames me for it. I only have ONE child and had him at 39. My mom said I gave my sister the inspiration to have another one. Whatever. She already had 3. Her ass just wanted to have another one with her man that just got 15 years in prison.

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Snitches get stitches
    _________________________

    Aight I cant say much…

    My last bootleg movie I watch was the Passion of Christ… I was with this chic and I put it on and about 10 mins into it we both just said fk it and went to the movies and saw it.

    I was already gonna do some shiat I was gonna be ashamed of in the morning… didnt wanna add watching a bootleg of Passion to the list.

    ____________

    :ghost: :casket:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thanks @later!

    @hony No. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    IGO man I was gettin in with the Zumba last night bc I had that for lunch damn lil bacon cheeseburger and reg fries that will not ruin my figure
    ___________________________________________________

    I feel ya…

    two weeks ago I grabbed a damn Huge Burger and Fries and a damn Shake for lunch… I ran so hard that damn night. I think I might have to invest in a treadmill.

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    Honycoatd says:

    Oh lawd Roc-your-wear… Well congrats on the addition to the family via your sis… But 22 year gap is a big one.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Her ass just wanted to have another one with her man that just got 15 years in prison

    :yes: You said it. :yes: She crazy as hail :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :hahaha: LOL!!! I love that about you bro!!! Scared to bootleg the Passion. Loves it. :lol:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Well SOUTH FLORIDA is different and we don’t have those places. Its like a different country here @ Insideherbox

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    Iheart says:

    @OTB I know,I know :sad: I just had to let you know how you is :yes:

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    <—still haven't had 5 Guys and I drive by there at least 3 times a week….
    ________________________________________________________________

    You should try it… Its not bad at all.

    __________

    ehhh, I don't need a new addiction….I'm still trying to stop going to Qdoba so much…
    ___________________________

    Gotcha

    That damn 5 Guys be calling me.

    ___________

    aiight Pookie!
    ______________________

    That and the Moster Cookie Sunday from Cheddars
    Or the Tuxedo Cheesecake from the Cheesecake factory…

    If you show up with one of those…. Im puddy

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    Bibi says:

    @Elove

    I live for superhero movies… she-ra was my idol

    @Igo
    How righteous of u :lol:
    I prefer the movies really but the people that live in my house have this ridiculous notion that I must take them with me and so a bootleg it is :tea:

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    Honycoatd says:

    @ BiBi

    :rofl: Lets go together… I finally will have free time soon. School is out in 1 month and I am paying for babysitters so I can go party.

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    Iheart says:

    @Igo, Cheddars is the SHYT!!! Cheap as hell and the food and drinks are good :thumbsup:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Hony I know you just started eating meat. :lol: I love Chick fil a. With their high ass. Yum.

    But the south has all the good independent places to eat! Sometimes chains suck! I am an adventorous eater. I’ll try anything once.

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    Roc says:

    @Hony &OTB…she’s my sister and I love her but she has the WORST track records with men. She has 4 children and not ONE of their daddies are free men.

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    LOL!!! I love that about you bro!!! Scared to bootleg the Passion. Loves it
    __________________________________

    Its fked up…outta ALL the shait Ill do
    That moment had me like “Hold up… gawd is watching”
    As if he didnt already know that I wanted to have her naked before the crucifixion started.

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    Bibi says:

    @Hony

    Ur what a good 10-12 hour drive from me..be right over :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Moster Cookie Sunday from Cheddars

    They have the best spinach dip in the world. The world Craig!!!

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    Honycoatd says:

    YES!!! There is the pic. I love that one. Really beautiful.

    Yes, we have some nice places here and I am not too familiar with the chains but we could hang with the eating and adventurous as long as its not pork. I chat with you all so often and none of your mother-suckers are close to me so we can go food hopping. I am small but I love to eat small bits of everything that I can.

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    ELove says:

    :love: SHE makes me Soooo Warm-n-Tingly INSIDE Though

    @Ace
    The GRAVI Though Bruh :rofl: —-> Pa-POWERRRR :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    U do gets around dontcha :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Iheart says:

    @Igo, Cheddars is the SHYT!!! Cheap as hell and the food and drinks are good
    ________________________________________________

    Its one around the way from the crib… so I go there to get my Mojitos
    I get either the Chicken fried Steak of the Monte Cristo

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    Honycoatd says:

    ROC :sad: Well she sounds independent from them to me but it must be hard for the children not being around their fathers.

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    U do gets around dontcha
    _______________________________

    Nah not as much as you think…

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    So u take sundays off :thumbsup:

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Moster Cookie Sunday from Cheddars

    They have the best spinach dip in the world. The world Craig!!!
    _________________________________________________

    I love that spinach dip… Im making Pico for Cinco De Mayo
    Its gonna be glorious.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    As if he didnt already know that I wanted to have her naked before the crucifixion started.

    LLS!! :hahaha: Whats the saying? If you wanna make God laugh, tell him your plans… :lol: He already planned it out. :lol:

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    Honycoatd says:

    @ Bibi gun

    I will be waiting. If I did not have children I would probably live on the east coast of South Florida. They are much more fun there. I live amongst alot of homemakers and women over 40 or young military wives. I feel trapped. :cry:

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    So u take sundays off
    _________________________

    yeah something like that… :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    YES!!! There is the pic. I love that one. Really beautiful.

    :yes: For you and me. :lol:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Only thing I boot leg is Pornos. Because I fast-forward so much through them that they get damaged quickly.

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    As if he didnt already know that I wanted to have her naked before the crucifixion started.

    LLS!! Whats the saying? If you wanna make God laugh, tell him your plans… He already planned it out.
    _________________________________________________

    YEP…

    and I had EXACT change for the movie too….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    “… but I love to eat small bits of everything that I can…”

    Ugh. Like a bird. I do that but I wish it was good stuff. Im changing it up slowly tho. I love me and I wanna be around so my chirren can spend money on me. :( :lol:

    When I come South we are going to eat good!!! And the teen will babysit. :yes:

    #havechildrenreapbenefits :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Perpetual player :wink:

    @Hony
    Probably not as much fun as u envision. That whole the grass is greener theory…

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    Iheart says:

    I Go There says:

    Iheart says:

    @Igo, Cheddars is the SHYT!!! Cheap as hell and the food and drinks are good
    ________________________________________________

    Its one around the way from the crib… so I go there to get my Mojitos
    I get either the Chicken fried Steak of the Monte Cristo

    ________________

    I had never heard of them before I moved to GA but I LOVE their grilled catfish

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    @Throb

    I don’t want you calling anyone a ‘sea hag’ today….there is a :newpost: up in case you didn’t know… :wink:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Cinco de mayo :cheer:

    I thought we was the onliest Black folks who get stupid dumb full of Mexican on may 5 :lol: we just had a taco night but imma do fish tacos and maybe gorditas for saturday. Ummmmmm.

    You do a nice pico?? :think: Who taught you..?

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    @Throb

    I don’t want you calling anyone a ‘sea hag’ today….there is a up in case you didn’t know
    ________________________________________

    :lol:

    Its 100 comments in…

    IM already mad
    but thanks for calming me before
    my wrath got to the post.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Sea hag?? :lol: What thread?? LMAO!

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Cinco de mayo

    I thought we was the onliest Black folks who get stupid dumb full of Mexican on may 5 we just had a taco night but imma do fish tacos and maybe gorditas for saturday. Ummmmmm.

    You do a nice pico?? Who taught you..?
    ________________________________________________

    Acutally this chic I met…

    Its good too.

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Perpetual player
    _____________________________

    told ya.. I dont play women

    Thats not what I do.

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    Honycoatd says:

    Sounds good @ Inside and bring FlavaFay although she don’t want to come.

    @ Bibi

    Well true but my life needs a bit excitement kinda of a bore now since I am trying to figure out what to give and take to make me happier.

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    hell_on_heels says:

    I can’t stand neither one of these “couples”. Though I’m NOT a Miami fan…..I’m hoping 2 get the broom(s) out shortly:-). And La La….I just can’t with her.

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    Brownandluscious says:

    Look at how swiss n alicia gazing into each others eyes… :vomit:

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    Ms. YaYa says:

    So nobody is gonna mention the portrait of Swiss (she has in her hand) someone painted for Alicia :shrugs:

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