In last night’s episode of VH1’s BBQ Wives, Royce’s dad finally confronts her about her slutty ways. He’s concerned about her relationship with yet another professional ball player (Dezmon) who just wants to beat up her walls. “I’m not a serial dater, I’m a relationship girl,” she says. What she’s means is she’s into Dopamine relationships. If a man makes her feels good, she orders him to pack his bags and move right in with her so she can keep a close eye on her Dopamine supply. Once the Dopamine runs out, she politely asks him to move out so the next athlete can move his things in.
Royce’s dad isn’t buying it. “You think that you need to be with somebody all the time,” Mr. Reed asks her. But mostly, he’s concerned about his grandson (Royce’s son with Dwight Howard), and he worries that Royce is exposing the boy to “all” the men she’s slept with. Royce bursts into tears after realizing the hard truth that her own daddy has peeped her game. And that hurts.
Meanwhile, Evelyn and Chad continue to carry on their charade of getting married. We all know their relationship is manufactured for the cameras. I mean, look at their body language.
Evelyn and Chad decide that he will wear a red paisley tuxedo to their wedding. Who does that? We also find out who the ceremony is really for: Evelyn’s ailing brother and his wife will renew their vows. So that’s what this is all about? By the way, the season is already in the can. So I did a little digging around and I couldn’t find a marriage certificate with either of these people’s names on it. I don’t even know why I bothered.
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