In Case You Missed It: Single Ladies, Season 2 Episode 1

If you didn’t catch the Season 2 opener of Queen Latifah’s scripted comedy drama Single Ladies, you really didn’t miss anything.

The show started off with what everyone thought was a dream sequence because the acting of newcomer Denise Vasi was THAT BAD. Yes, the show’s cast is known more for it’s eye candy appeal than for its acting abilities, but Vasi’s acting was definitely cringe worthy.

In the first few minutes of the new season, we are introduced to Raquel (Vasi) and her fiancee, Victor, a doctor. We’re supposed to be impressed by the fact that they both come from money, but Raquel mumbles something about Victor sleeping with a bridesmaid in the hotel and Raquel dumps Victor all in the first 10 minutes.

Once you get past Vasi’s bad acting, she is pleasant to look at. But her inability to move her lips without glancing at the cue cards keeps getting in her way.

Then Keisha (LisaRaye) and April (Charity Shea) both get text messages from Val informing them that she is still in Europe and she won’t be returning to the boutique –EVER. So Omar (Travis Winfrey) realized he might have to hustle his bod to pay his bills, has a momentary breakdown and screams “WHYYYY!” — before Keisha slaps some sense back into him.

In steps Raquel to save the day by buying the boutique so Keisha, April and Omar can keep their day jobs.

Val is a distant memory as the cast pours a little liquor out on one of her signature dress designs.

April is now a club promoter who hires rapper Big Boi to make a cameo at April’s club gig.

That’s where Keisha gets cuffed for tax evasion by hunky Agent Winston (Rick Fox, whose acting seems to have improved a little bit). It seems Keisha won $50,000 at a casino and she forgot to pay Uncle Sam his dues. So the 50k has ballooned to over $200,000 in added taxes and fees, and Keisha must pay up or go to jail.

But all debts to Uncle Sam will be forgiven if Keisha gives up her man, Malcolm, who is on the run from the law because he paid bribes for the mayor (rapper Common in season 1) who was extorting local businesses in Atlanta.

A lawyer, Sean Clark (who, they say is bisexual in real life) is introduced as one of Keisha’s old flames who is called by Raquel to represent Keisha. He wants Keisha to give up Malcolm to save herself some prison time.

But Malcolm put it on Keisha in the bedroom — and like most silly women who think love and sex are synonymous, Keisha decides to take the fall for “her man”.

As Keisha arrives with Sean to the FBI building, with the intentions of losing her freedom to save Malcolm, she’s stunned to see Malcolm himself arrive with his attorney. There’s some tension between Malcolm and Sean who both sniff each other’s legs and realize that they are (or were) involved with the same bitch.

Video courtesy of Yardie

Screen caps courtesy of VH1 blog



 


206 Responses to “In Case You Missed It: Single Ladies, Season 2 Episode 1”

  1. 1
    Ms.Fashion says:

    This is something I never watched and never will.

    :coffee:

  2. 2
    I Go There says:

    Im saying the women were cute… but the acting?

    EH, I give that shiat a C at best.

  3. 3
    imarie aka lalie says:

    I hope it gets better. It was very theatrical. The directors should have invested in acting coaches in between seasons. They need some help.

  4. 4
    Flawless says:

    it’s something to watch Monday Nights :coffee:

  5. 5
    pointhimout says:

    :coffee:

    LisaRaye comes on the scene like she’s just the schit. This bs came on – I changed the channel to an infomercial.

  6. 6
  7. 7
    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Dont Know much about this show Either, but I did save a lot of money switching from Geico to USAA :yahoo: hate on me now :kneel:

  8. 8

    It wasn’t great and wasn’t bad. The people are attractive the acting is……..

    I’ll tune in

  9. 9
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    can we get girlfriends back?? :coffee:

  10. 10

    GaGirl :hug: where u at :waves:

  11. 11
    Flawless says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    can we get girlfriends back??

    ……………………….

    Ill even take re-runs

  12. 12
    Ms. YaYa says:

    So in other words… I really didn’t miss anything :coffee:

  13. 13
    NaijaGal says:

    the show was horrible, the acting was horrible, the writing is trash…so your best friend flies off to Europe and decides to tell you via EMAIL that she’s not returning…mmmkay…I’m certain this is the last season of this show

  14. 14
    ARE THOSE BUGLE BOY JEANS? says:

    I’m glad its back on!! It’s just they had tooooo much going on.Maybe it’ll calm down next week.

  15. 15
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FLAWLESS :yes: ME TOO!

  16. 16
    GAGIRL87 says:

    There’s some tension between Malcolm and Sean who both sniff each other’s legs and realize that they are (or were) involved with the same bitch.
    ______________________________________________________________

    Bitch really Sandra :hahaha:

  17. 17
    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    can we get girlfriends back??
    _____________________________

    Nah Lakes
    It wont happen… Besides soon as it does
    Folks will get mad about somthing thats not right or something thats change.

    It would be THE GAME all over again….

  18. 18
    Ms.Fashion says:

    Flawless says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    can we get girlfriends back??

    ……………………….

    Ill even take re-runs

    ________________

    YESSS!!! :yes:

  19. 19
    GAGIRL87 says:

    I could NEVER get into Single Ladies :no: the acting has always been horrible but I love me some Lisa Raye :yes:

  20. 20
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    I watched the first 15 minutes to see what all of the hype was about and I was sorely disappointed. The whole storyline looked like a knock off of a Tyler Perry movie.

  21. 21
    NaijaGal says:

    GAGirl :kiss: <<<tried to greet you in the other post, but this site's tripping

  22. 22
    GAGIRL87 says:

    10

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    GaGirl where u at
    ________________________________________________________

    Tryna find you boo :hug:

    How was your memorial day?

    I went to a super soaker party/ cookout :rolleyes:

  23. 23
    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    can we get girlfriends back??
    _____________________________

    Nah Lakes
    It wont happen… Besides soon as it does
    Folks will get mad about somthing thats not right or something thats change.

    It would be THE GAME all over again….

    _________

    :hi:

    Yes, they shouldn’t touch it,just broadcast the past shows. BET completely annihilated The GAME!!! Like how you do that??? :shrug:

    BET should be arrested for that murder!!

  24. 24
    GAGIRL87 says:

    NaijaGal says:

    GAGirl <<<tried to greet you in the other post, but this site's tripping
    _______________________________________________________________

    :kiss: :hug:

  25. 25
    Xena68 says:

    It’s better than watching those dang reality shows.

  26. 26
    LaceJagger says:

    The episode was horrible… Like watching paint dry… The lame ball room dancing scene, the horrible acting just bad bad bad

  27. 27
    GAGIRL87 says:

    Naija how was your memorial day?

  28. 28
    GAGIRL87 says:

    :offtopic: True Blood returns in 2 weeks to HBO :yahoo:

  29. 29
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Nah Lakes
    It wont happen… Besides soon as it does
    Folks will get mad about somthing thats not right or something thats change.

    It would be THE GAME all over again….

    :wail:

  30. 30
    NaijaGal says:

    @GAGirl I actually had a great weekend…my body is cussing me out for all the food and drinks I’ve utilized to satiate my inner obese girl but it was worth it :lol: …how was yours?

  31. 31
    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    can we get girlfriends back??
    _____________________________

    Nah Lakes
    It wont happen… Besides soon as it does
    Folks will get mad about somthing thats not right or something thats change.

    It would be THE GAME all over again….

    _________

    Yes, they shouldn’t touch it,just broadcast the past shows. BET completely annihilated The GAME!!! Like how you do that???

    BET should be arrested for that murder!!
    _____________________

    Nah that wasnt BET…

    It had the Same Writers the same Cast and Director
    I think BET didnt give them as many guidelines as CN did
    so once the jacket was taken away they kinda went left with it.
    but I still didnt mind it was cool… Not like how it was at first but still cool.

  32. 32
    zurishay says:

    I loved the show. It was like the stories…but with coloreds. Lol

  33. 33

    Watching this show last night was SO boring…I like the show though, so I’m hoping it will pick up…but honestly they could have cut Diamond and kept Stacey Dash…Diamond’s sub-par acting and ‘hood disposition irritates my soul…

  34. 34
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HALF & HALF
    ONE ON ONE
    GIRLFRIENDS
    ALL OF US

    ANYBODY ELSE WATCH THESE SHOWS?? :kona:

  35. 35
    missmiami says:

    I hated it!! Soooooo Ms Val and her fashions. Will not be tuning in again. Lisa Ray and dat white chick aggrevate me.

  36. 36
    Bibi says:

    It had the Same Writers the same Cast and Director

    I thought they changed them :thinking:

  37. 37
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    NOW I WANT SOME BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM :cuss: FAWK UR GRAVI! :lol:

  38. 38
    Bibi says:

    @Lakes

    I did :tea:

  39. 39
  40. 40
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    Tryna find you boo

    How was your memorial day?

    I went to a super soaker party/ cookout …. Now depending on what type of guns being used at said party, I’d say this party sounded like it could of been the bomb!:yahoo:
    :blink: What? My mind in the gutta too soon this morning? …Oh OK… :kona:

  41. 41
    Flawless says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HALF & HALF
    ONE ON ONE
    GIRLFRIENDS
    ALL OF US
    ANYBODY ELSE WATCH THESE SHOWS??

    ……………..
    I didnt like half & half or one on one :shrugs: I honestly dont know why

  42. 42
    NaijaGal says:

    @LAKES I watched every single one of them :yes: …Half & Half was my show but just as Mona was getting some self esteem they pulled the plug :wails: …One on One got stupid when they jumped the shark and All of Us needed to go once Elease left

  43. 43
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BIBI :hug: I LIKED ALL THEM SHOWS.. I WISH THEY CAME BACK.. :cry:

  44. 44
    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    It had the Same Writers the same Cast and Director

    I thought they changed them
    ____________________________________________

    Nope they came back with the everything the same.
    That was what the big hub bub was about… The entire Cast Writers and all that.

    BET just let them do what they wanted… so if the show took a crazy turn it wasnt BET that did it.. it was the same people that was on it from jump.

    BET just paid the money…

  45. 45
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Wake UP YSO! :hug:

    Was your weekend Memorable? :coffee:

  46. 46
    Ms. YaYa says:

    @ Lakes…I watched them :ashamed:

  47. 47
    kahmmillion says:

    The acting is atrocious. I thought they would get someone better than Stacy, but they only managed to accomplish getting someone pretty. Plus, Vasi’s eyes are creepy.

    Lisa looks like the house mother. Shame. The whole casting on this show is just ridiculous.

  48. 48

    And when I look at D.B. Woodside or whatever his name is, all I can think of is Blue from the Temptations… :coffee:

  49. 49
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    NAIJA I WAS PIIIIISSD! WHEN THEY CUT MONA SWAG!! I LUVD HER BFF THO :yes:
    FLAW THEM SHOWS WERE OK..I LIKED THEM WAAAAAAY MORE THAN WHATS ON T.V NOW :shrug:
    THERE IS ONE OR TWO MORE I JUST CANT MEMBER THE NAME.. :think:

  50. 50
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HALF & HALF
    ONE ON ONE
    GIRLFRIENDS
    ALL OF US
    —————–
    I neva watch All of Us. But Ive watched all the reruns of the others.

  51. 51
    Bibi says:

    :offtopic:

    I finally read fifty shades this weekend… :tea:

  52. 52
    NaijaGal says:

    I don’t believe they had the same writers and directors for the Game but if they did those writers need their fingers broken but dumbing down their abilities

  53. 53
    pointhimout says:

    I’ve said on another post that the black chick that created this show was harping and celebrating like she created a “livin single” quality product. This show is pure and utter bs, and Latifah should be ashamed. These women spend so much time on their backs from the previews alone, I’m surprised when they’re standing on walking. horrible, horrible show.

  54. 54
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SIT THRU RERUNS OF SISTER SISTER?? :ashamed: REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CHICA :lol:

  55. 55

    @Bibi

    And how many times did you need to change your underwear? :coffee:

  56. 56
    kahmmillion says:

    The part that had me :dead: was when Lisa’s old flame was like yeah, I cheated, but I never expected you to leave and Lisa was like yeah, you right, I should have given you another chance even though you cheated (paraphrasing). :wtf:

  57. 57
    lady_cn says:

    I watched last season and put up with the horrible acting due to the story line and the lovely Miss Dash, however this season there is no getting past the acting. I just can’t. :nono:

    Mornin’ all! :waves:

  58. 58
    I Go There says:

    NaijaGal says:

    I don’t believe they had the same writers and directors for the Game but if they did those writers need their fingers broken but dumbing down their abilities
    _______________________________

    It was the same writers…. and all that.

    CN might have look over scripts a bit more and cut the crazy out more than BET but it was the same.

  59. 59
    CookieMonsterZ says:

    There’s some tension between Malcolm and Sean who both sniff each other’s legs and realize that they are (or were) involved with the same bitch.
    ___________________________________________
    :rofl:

  60. 60
    JMO says:

    There’s some tension between Malcolm and Sean who both sniff each other’s legs and realize that they are (or were) involved with the same bitch. – Sandra Rose
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Whoa Sandra, guess I’ll ask you to FREE CD tomorrow when you’re a bit happier. :blink:

  61. 61
    Bibi says:

    @Fefe

    :tape:

  62. 62
    lovezoe says:

    I didn’t watch last season, but last night’s episode was just okay. Not much else on during the summer. I was fully expecting Raquel’s family to cut her off.

  63. 63
    NaijaGal says:

    :coffee: <<<<kool-aid for YSO, red or grap ma'am

    @FeFe you leave Maya's baby-daddy alone :lol:

  64. 64
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Bibi says:

    I finally read fifty shades this weekend…
    ——————
    It was…ok to me… I think it is for those who are sexually…shy? SnM isn’t that exciting, beside she made me sooo freakin mad giving that shyt back. I was like “Bitch?!!! The computer, phone and the car EARNED!!! She got on my nerves! The dude was a crazy rich, that was like spending $10 dollars when you got millions. Her and her inner freak she called a goddess was having mental issues… she’s a freak and don’t want to own it….

  65. 65
    NaijaGal says:

    @kahmill I caught that ish too…and then she said they would’ve been married had she given him a second chance…so we’re not going to talk about the child he had by someone else huh….mmmmkay

  66. 66

    @Bibi

    :rofl: yeah, I’m still halfway through the second one…it’s a bit more exciting with a lot more sub plots going on…

    @Naija

    :dead: oh yeah, that’s right!

  67. 67
    Bibi says:

    @Wut

    She gets it all back in part two. I actually read that one too… :kona:

  68. 68
    JMO says:

    @Cookie … don’t be copying my comments :karate: :lol:

  69. 69
    YSoSrs says:

    :hugs: @WUT

    My weekend wasn’t any more memorable than any other really. How was yours?

  70. 70
    NaijaGal says:

    Lisa does look like their madam though…she’s 40+ yet we’re supposed to believe that she grew up with the 20+ year old…Queen should just put more effort into polishing Let’s Stay Together

  71. 71

    @WUT

    Honestly, Anna ruined A lot of the book to me…her naive nature as a grown woman drove me nuts…no one is THAT disconnected from their own body…

  72. 72
    GAGIRL87 says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @GAGirl I actually had a great weekend…my body is cussing me out for all the food and drinks I’ve utilized to satiate my inner obese girl but it was worth it …how was yours?
    _______________________________________________________________

    I started eating eating and drinking early :smack: My body is aching and I’m tired :no:

  73. 73
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    YSO :hug: <<looking for my plate!! WERE THE FAWK IS IT I SEENT ALL THAT DANG FOOD U TWATTED!! :waiting:

  74. 74

    ole girl got that paris hilton/kk “baby voice” that irks my soul tho :coffee:

  75. 75
    JMO says:

    :think: I really don’t think I should’ve bolded my comment #60 like that. I didn’t mean it that way.

  76. 76

    Morning yall! :waves:

    :offtopic:

    I had a family BBQ Sunday. Why did my brother-in-law bring his wife and girlfriend, together? :blink: They were arguing over what he wanted to eat, and who was going to make his plate, :blink: I literally sat like :blink: for two hours watching this shait. :blink:

  77. 77
  78. 78
    GAGIRL87 says:

    48

    FeFe Feminine says:

    And when I look at D.B. Woodside or whatever his name is, all I can think of is Blue from the Temptations…

    _____________________________________________________________________

    Girl!!!! Me too he isn’t sexy @ all :kona:

  79. 79
    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    There’s some tension between Malcolm and Sean who both sniff each other’s legs and realize that they are (or were) involved with the same bitch. – Sandra Rose
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Whoa Sandra, guess I’ll ask you to FREE CD tomorrow when you’re a bit happier
    __________________________________________________________________

    :love:

    HEY JMO

    But Speaking of CD:

    Dear CD,
    I know that was you calling and hanging up this weekend.
    all that heavy breathing and shait is uncalled for.

    Damn shame woman…

  80. 80
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @WUT

    My weekend wasn’t any more memorable than any other really. How was yours?
    —————————-
    In one word…. BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! that is all… :coffee:

  81. 81
    Bibi says:

    :waves: @ DW and a :wtf: on the side…..

  82. 82

    @DW

    Hole’ up! :stop:

    He brought his WIFE and GIRLFRIEND TOGETHER ?????????
    :dead:

  83. 83
    NaijaGal says:

    @GaGirl they need to implement where you get 2 additional days after a holiday

  84. 84
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Why did my brother-in-law bring his wife and girlfriend, together
    DA FAWK?? :blink: AND NO :chase: HE GOT THIS SISTER WIFE SHAIT GOING ON?

  85. 85
    eMDe says:

    Well what happened to the Australian girl? At least she could act. I could not even get through the first scene last night.. I felt like I was on acid watching that shaaat!!

  86. 86
    Usual Suspect says:

    Good Morning All :coffee: <——— Green Jasmine Tea

  87. 87
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Daddy Warbucks says:

    Morning yall!

    I had a family BBQ Sunday. Why did my brother-in-law bring his wife and girlfriend, together? They were arguing over what he wanted to eat, and who was going to make his plate, I literally sat like for two hours watching this shait.
    ———————–
    What a muddaflukin PIMP :clap:

  88. 88

    @GAGIRL

    :lol: nope, he does NOTHING for me…

  89. 89
    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    It had the Same Writers the same Cast and Director

    I thought they changed them
    ____________________________________________

    Nope they came back with the everything the same.
    That was what the big hub bub was about… The entire Cast Writers and all that.

    BET just let them do what they wanted… so if the show took a crazy turn it wasnt BET that did it.. it was the same people that was on it from jump.

    BET just paid the money…

    _____

    So BET is Shaunie??? :thinking:

  90. 90
    YSoSrs says:

    @NAIJA

    I don’t want grape, I want purple. *holds out mason jar to be filled*

    I haven’t read Fifty Shades cause I’m not that into bondage and submission and all that. If that’s all it’s about I’ll pass.

  91. 91
    NaijaGal says:

    @DW I see your bro-in-law’s pimp game is not to be questioned

  92. 92
    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Daddy you lying GET THE **** OUTTA HERE :no:

    :offtopic: When did women become so desperate, weak, and let’s no mention having no self esteem or self worth :think:

  93. 93
    NaijaGal says:

    *pours purple aid for YSO* now sit back and relax while DW fills us in*
    _____________//

  94. 94
    I Go There says:

    I had a family BBQ Sunday. Why did my brother-in-law bring his wife and girlfriend, together? They were arguing over what he wanted to eat, and who was going to make his plate, I literally sat like for two hours watching this shait
    ________________________________________

    Now thats a special guy…. :lol:

    He might as well added a few strippers and an Illegitimate child to complete the cycle.

  95. 95
    GAGIRL87 says:

    51

    Bibi says:

    I finally read fifty shades this weekend…
    ______________________________________________________________

    How was it? everybody is raving about this book… It’s three of them right?

  96. 96
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    @WUT

    Honestly, Anna ruined A lot of the book to me…her naive nature as a grown woman drove me nuts…no one is THAT disconnected from their own body…
    ————
    Exactly! :yes: I read just to see if she was going to sign the :cuss: contract bitch you know you want to sign the fukkin thang :rules:

  97. 97

    @ DW…He like Pinky, he got a girlfriend and a wife on the side. :rofl:

  98. 98
    NaijaGal says:

    @GAGirl it’s always been like that…ish has been going on since the beginning of time

  99. 99
    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    It had the Same Writers the same Cast and Director

    I thought they changed them
    ____________________________________________

    Nope they came back with the everything the same.
    That was what the big hub bub was about… The entire Cast Writers and all that.

    BET just let them do what they wanted… so if the show took a crazy turn it wasnt BET that did it.. it was the same people that was on it from jump.

    BET just paid the money…

    _____

    So BET is Shaunie???
    _________________________

    Exactly

    She was soo good that the show was getting money so she didnt care what direction it went in…Until it start having a negative effect on her

  100. 100
    JMO says:

    @IGO :love: :kiss:

    I’ll tell you if she responds :lol:

  101. 101
    GAGIRL87 says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @GaGirl they need to implement where you get 2 additional days after a holiday
    _________________________________________________________________

    :preach: *sigh*

  102. 102
    YSoSrs says:

    :hugs: @LAKER

    I DM you some just now. I put a scoop of rainbow sherbet on the slice of lemon cake. :grin:

  103. 103
    kahmmillion says:

    I’m so mad at myself for complaining about Stacey last season. This Vasi chick is only cute….so far her being on the show is pointless. So, why is the yt girl so obsessed with blk peen?

  104. 104
    NaijaGal says:

    So I read on another site that Phaedra and Apollo are separated…any of you ATL folks got the real tea *add ice with mine*

  105. 105
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    51

    Bibi says:

    I finally read fifty shades this weekend…
    ______________________________________________________________

    How was it? everybody is raving about this book… It’s three of them right?

    —————————–
    Summary:

    Clumsy virgin runs into a dominant millionaire freak, he turns her out. She gets confused and stupid and returns all the shyt she fukked for… in the middle is just ordinary fukkin with two paddling scenes.. yahoo…. :coffee: Basic erotica for beginners…

  106. 106
    Carrington says:

    If this show concentrated on storyline and ACTING as opposed to cameos, they might be on to something.

    This is the same problem Tyler Perry has with his movies – so busy trying to wrap a story around the “actor” as opposed to hiring REAL actors who will wrap him or herself around the STORY. SMH

    Lisaraye really believes she’s an actress, but let me tell you what’s in the chicken wrap, Lisaraye: You were Lisaraye in Players Club, you were Lisaraye on All of Us, you were Lisaraye on your reality show and you’re STILL Lisaraye on Single Ladies. *Bless your heart*

    As a writer, I see a HUGE opportunity with this show, but the execution is all the way off.

  107. 107
    YSoSrs says:

    Hey Daddy. :)

  108. 108

    @WUT

    :lol: ok, stop spoiling the plot! Everyone hasn’t read the books yet! :rofl:

  109. 109
    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ WUT the party was fun but black women don’t play about their hair and mines looks a hot mess this Tues morning :coffee:

  110. 110

    Lisaraye really believes she’s an actress, but let me tell you what’s in the chicken wrap, Lisaraye: You were Lisaraye in Players Club, you were Lisaraye on All of Us, you were Lisaraye on your reality show and you’re STILL Lisaraye on Single Ladies. *Bless your heart*
    __________
    :yes: :cosign:

  111. 111
    Usual Suspect says:

    Why did my brother-in-law bring his wife and girlfriend, together?

    :wtf:

  112. 112
    YSoSrs says:

    :hi: @CARRINGTON

    I’m stealing this btw—> but let me tell you what’s in the chicken wrap

  113. 113
    JMO says:

    Lisaraye really believes she’s an actress, but let me tell you what’s in the chicken wrap, Lisaraye: You were Lisaraye in Players Club, you were Lisaraye on All of Us, you were Lisaraye on your reality show and you’re STILL Lisaraye on Single Ladies. *Bless your heart*

    :rofl:

    Good morning Carrington :hi:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I WENT SWIMMING THIS WEEKND.. NOT ERRBODY IS MADE/BUILD TO WEAR A ****N TWO PIECE.. HAD TO ESSPLAIN TO MY SON LOOKING LIKE THIS :blink: :huh: AT THE 300+ POUND CHICK WAS NOT NICE.. :no:

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    Daddy Warbucks says:

    Morning yall! :waves:

    :offtopic:

    I had a family BBQ Sunday. Why did my brother-in-law bring his wife and girlfriend, together? :blink: They were arguing over what he wanted to eat, and who was going to make his plate, :blink: I literally sat like :blink: for two hours watching this shait. :blink:

    :dead: :wtf: :hailnaw:

    i really cant be mad tho if the wife dumb enuff to put up with the chit tho :shrug:
    how long he been pimpin since been pimpin?? :popcorn:

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    I like single ladies first season :shrug: it better than dem ratchett baskethead ho3s down stairs :coffee: but the acting is terrible. I see they have brought some of my soap actors on here :coffee:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    105

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    51

    Bibi says:

    I finally read fifty shades this weekend…
    ______________________________________________________________

    How was it? everybody is raving about this book… It’s three of them right?

    —————————–
    Summary:

    Clumsy virgin runs into a dominant millionaire freak, he turns her out. She gets confused and stupid and returns all the shyt she fukked for… in the middle is just ordinary fukkin with two paddling scenes.. yahoo…. Basic erotica for

    __________________________________________________________________

    Dat’s it :huh: I like urban erotica’s :yes:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Carrington why won’t you let 1st lady Diamond be great :rofl: :hahaha:

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    kahmmillion says:

    So, they are saying Usher is cheating on Grace with the same side piece. They took the kids to Disney Land last month. SMH.

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    …and, Diamond’s signature smirk with that one ibrow raised in the air makes me want to fight! :mad:

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    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    51

    Bibi says:

    I finally read fifty shades this weekend…
    ______________________________________________________________

    How was it? everybody is raving about this book… It’s three of them right?

    —————————–
    Summary:

    Clumsy virgin runs into a dominant millionaire freak, he turns her out. She gets confused and stupid and returns all the shyt she fukked for… in the middle is just ordinary fukkin with two paddling scenes.. yahoo…. Basic erotica for beginners
    __________________________

    Perhaps she fked for the experience

    I really need to read this book yall talking about.

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    Usual Suspect says:

    :waves: @ Fe Fe. Wut, Naijia :kiss:

    GA, Carrington, Daddy, Yso, Kah, JMO, Igo :wink:

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    boistop says:

    @ Naija
    :hi:
    i have evolved i got the water bottle kool aid packets just shake and go

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    YSO!! :hug: sup chica?

    Fefe :2dance: i had spoke to u downstairs, how was ur weekend?

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Carrington ain’t got good sense :lol:

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    Carrington says:

    Waddup, YSO & JMO!

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    Bibi says:

    @Gagirl

    It’s an interesting read. I enjoyed it.

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    Yeah, I couldn’t believe he did that shait. They’re cool with it as long as he doesn’t get a new girl. :wtf: Which he already has. :tea: My wife giving me the side eye, :hahaha: #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat! I wayyyyyy cool on that!!

    @IGo, I had to snatch a kid off the stair banister, you would’ve been proud. :tea:

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    @Throb

    If you read 50 Shades you will see SOOOOO many hints of dramatic irony… :coffee:

    CC

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    Bibi says:

    @IGo

    I thought u read it??

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    lovezoe says:

    @Fay- :hugs: Just made me an order boo

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    NaijaGal says:

    Usual :happy: you have a good weekend luv?

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ NaijaGal did you say 1st Lady Diamond I hate chu :lol:

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    :hugs: @cali

    @Fayla

    Hey chica! My weekend was great…I promoted the Whip to one of my friends and she’s curious about the product now…but for a minute all she could focus on was the fact that I “blogged” :rolleyes: :lol:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Usual :hi:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    My wife giving me the side eye,
    “TRY IT PENDEJO.. DO IT!!” <<what wifie was thinking :coffee:

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    did somebody say WHAT’S IN THE NEW CHICKEN WRAP?? :buttshake:

    i hate WHOEVER told me to watch ole dude’s YT vid about that damn commercial i was :dead:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    :waves: at Fayla Hey Bew :kiss:

    We had a situation like that in our family. My aunt’s husband bought a house next door to his girlfriend, before my aunt died….He had the girlfriend in the house and my mother asked the woman who are you and she said a cousin. My mother replied who’s cousin, he woman ran out the house. The other sisters were there ready to get in that azz that day. They were probably going to read her scriptures, they don’t fight….

    Gots nothing on the show :nono:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Bibi what other authors do you like?

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    NaijaGal says:

    boistop :hi: you and your guest appearances :heart:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    So Fifty Shades is too soft for me. Maybe for sexually supressed housewives it is exciting but for me not so much. I’m uninhibited but for inhibited people it prolly excites them.

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    Hey YSo, Usual, Fay, Lakes. :waves:

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    :blink: @ DW. Those chicks Cray!

    :rofl: @ yall comparing fukk a kid up notes

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DIMPZ I JUST PICTURE DADDY AND IGO GIVING EACHOTHER DAP HEAD NOD FOR THAT CHILD ABUSE :rofl: FUKAS!

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    I Go There says:

    @IGo, I had to snatch a kid off the stair banister, you would’ve been proud.
    ____________________________________________

    :clap:

    Thats how you do it homie… next time push that ass down them stairs

    Its like the Matrix

    Neo: SO you saying I cant dodge bullets

    Morpheus: Im saying when youre ready you wont need too

    :lol:

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    @gypsey

    That’s why they called it “mommy porn” because it’s for the sexually repressed…it was a good read for me, but Zane books are MUCH hotter! :yes:

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    Carrington says:

    @ Bibi & GAgirl – I think y’all should like this really hot, up and coming writer by the name of Carrington J. Lei… He has a book coming out this summer called, “Like Separating Wet From Water”…

    #Shameless Plug (I SAID it!)

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    YSoSrs says:

    :waves: @CALI & FAYLA

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Hey Hey Hey Daddy!!!!!

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    Usual Suspect says:

    :waves: @ Bibi and Zoe

    @Naija – Week-end was good. The memorial service was on Friday and all went well. Kdub, hooked me up with some catering spots and everyone loved the food. Gonna have to send her a thank you card….

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    I Go There says:

    @Fe Fe

    Oh yeah… I might have to check that out.
    Ive been hearing about this book for quite some time

    CC

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    Usual Suspect says:

    What up gypsyeyes

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    Bibi says:

    @Gagirl

    First book I’ve read in a while but I like all sorts…. Sidney Sheldon, John Grisham, Mary Higgins Clark, Stephen King… I had an autographed copy of the Delaney sisters autobiography that I hate was thrown away.. :no:

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    Go to Hell IGO! :rofl:

    :thumbsup: @ Carrington

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @IGo

    I thought u read it??
    _____________________________

    NOPE…

    But the Sebastian Belmont in me is quite interested in it.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    My wife giving me the side eye,
    “TRY IT PENDEJO.. DO IT!!” <<what wifie was thinking

    ———————————————————————

    As she was chopping jalapenos with a big azz knife.

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    gypsyeyes says:

    The scene in the Zane book when the chick went to the barber and he shaved her cooch and they fugged in the barber chair…now that is what I’m talking about!!!

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    YSO! :yahoo:

    Cali! :hug:

    Gypsey! :yahoo:

    @ Lakes…They ain’t shyt. :no:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    :waves: Hello to Ms. Sandra! I hope you enjoyed your week-end and have a enjoyable week-end.

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    105

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    51

    Bibi says:

    I finally read fifty shades this weekend…
    ______________________________________________________________

    How was it? everybody is raving about this book… It’s three of them right?

    —————————–
    Summary:

    Clumsy virgin runs into a dominant millionaire freak, he turns her out. She gets confused and stupid and returns all the shyt she fukked for… in the middle is just ordinary fukkin with two paddling scenes.. yahoo…. Basic erotica for

    __________________________________________________________________

    Dat’s it I like urban erotica’s

    —————-
    Urban erotica is better… I think 50 shades is for the housewife who married young and has a boring sex life. What I do like is the fact that ole dude was catering to her needs…couldn’t have been me.. My ass would be RICH by chapter 5…end of book nothing to see here folks.. Mr 50 shades would have been MY Bytch! “cake cake cake cake!” (Get out of my head RiRi!!!!_

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    Bibi says:

    @CArrington

    I will most definitely buy ur book…I like how u write should be interesting :yes:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    What’s up Dimpz :hug: :kiss:

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    I Go There says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Go to Hell IGO!
    ____________________

    Dimplex

    Im just saying

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Hey Usual. Is everything at home getting back to normal?

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    Carrington says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    The scene in the Zane book when the chick went to the barber and he shaved her cooch and they fugged in the barber chair…now that is what I’m talking about!!!
    - – - – - -
    It’s official… yuze a freak, Gypsy. LOL

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Who is Sebastian Belmont???

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Hey Dimpz

    And Daddy how you gonna follow someone on twittah and you aint tweeted since 1996? I’m an ammateur myself but you’re worse

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    :offtopic: Soooo did anybody see the man that was eating another man Face in miami and was killed, then he grawled a the officer :coffee:

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    boistop says:

    @ carrington
    *shakes hand*

    Where will i be able to find said book

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Who is Sebastian Belmont???
    ________________________________

    Cruel Intentions

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DIMPZ SHAIT MY BFF AINT SHAIT NEITHER.. IM AN EAR PULLER/TWISTER.. SHE GOING TO TELL ME “FAWK IS THAT.. BISH GRAB AND TWIST UNDER THEY ARM WERE THAT SAWF SPOT IS.. FAWK AN EAR OL 80 YEAR OLD BISH” :lol:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Carrington says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    The scene in the Zane book when the chick went to the barber and he shaved her cooch and they fugged in the barber chair…now that is what I’m talking about!!!
    – – – – – -
    It’s official… yuze a freak, Gypsy. LOL

    ______________________

    If you knew what I did yesterday you would really say that. ***head up high cause I have no shame***

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Oh ok. read the book.. :tea:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    —————-
    Urban erotica is better… I think 50 shades is for the housewife who married young and has a boring sex life. What I do like is the fact that ole dude was catering to her needs…couldn’t have been me.. My ass would be RICH by chapter 5…end of book nothing to see here folks.. Mr 50 shades would have been MY Bytch! “cake cake cake cake!” (Get out of my head RiRi!!!!_

    _________________________________________________________________

    going to pick up this book sound like my life when I was 20 and married, I guess this is my life i have to read it and see :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    The scene in the Zane book when the chick went to the barber and he shaved her cooch and they fugged in the barber chair…now that is what I’m talking about!!!
    ____________________________________________

    Now I read that one…

    :lol:

    and you straight nasty

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    YSoSrs says:

    DIMPZ!! :hugs:

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    :rofl: @ Lakes

    I LOVED the first Cruel Intentions. :yes:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Hey Dimpz

    And Daddy how you gonna follow someone on twittah and you aint tweeted since 1996? I’m an ammateur myself but you’re worse

    ————————————————————————

    :hahaha: I know, I know.

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    gypsyeyes says:

    No I’m not, I’m just a free spirit…Yeah that’s it!!!

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    lovezoe says:

    Gypsy- which zane book is it

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    YSoSrs says:

    <—Has never read a Zane book.

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    149

    Carrington says:

    @ Bibi & GAgirl – I think y’all should like this really hot, up and coming writer by the name of Carrington J. Lei… He has a book coming out this summer called, “Like Separating Wet From Water”…

    #Shameless Plug (I SAID it!)
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :dead: Can I get an synopsis?

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    Bibi says:

    ypsyeyes says:
    The scene in the Zane book when the chick went to the barber and he shaved her cooch and they fugged in the barber chair…now that is what I’m talking about!!!

    Are there details missing cuz where’s the nasty part??? :shrugs:

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Oh ok. read the book..
    ________________________

    Perhaps

    :coffee:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Sebastian was such a sexy prick…Ryan Phillip knows he wants a sista…I’d be happy to fill that position

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    JMO says:

    I LOVED the first Cruel Intentions.

    I saw THIS!! :yes:

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    Bibi says:

    @Naija

    I’ll fight you for that position :tea: :rofl: That man is sexy.. :yes:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    155

    Bibi says:

    @Gagirl

    First book I’ve read in a while but I like all sorts…. Sidney Sheldon, John Grisham, Mary Higgins Clark, Stephen King… I had an autographed copy of the Delaney sisters autobiography that I hate was thrown away..
    _______________________________________________________________

    I like Noire, Kwan, Keisha Ervin, T Styles, Eric Jerome ****ens, Carl Webber, Mary B Morrison it’s some more I just can’t :think: right now :mad:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Who is Sebastian Belmont???
    ________________________________

    Cruel Intentions

    _____________

    You have just revealed a lot about yourself mister!!! :lol:

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    Destinee says:

    I like the show, but the acting is REALLY bad! Lisa Raye (so so acting) the best actors is the by Omar the gay guy that works at the shop. The new girl..she needs acting classes BAD! I like the drama and comedy of the show, but the acting really needs work~!!!!

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    184

    YSoSrs says:

    <—Has never read a Zane book.
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Don't buy any of her NEW stuff stick to the old books :yes:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    BiBi-you would have to read it. It’s not nasty it was erotic and seductive and that is what 50 shades was lacking. Like why was her vagina described as her sex. Shyt, say something else than that!
    It was all in the details of that scene in the barber chair and it didn’t hurt the fact that I was screwing a barber at the time…Good times. I will never look at a barber chair the same. I get all tingly when I see a barber put his foot on that peddle and pump it up but I digress.

    i don’t know what Zane book told the story of the barber though!

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    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Who is Sebastian Belmont???
    ________________________________

    Cruel Intentions

    _____________

    You have just revealed a lot about yourself mister!!!

    __________________

    You think?

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    NaijaGal says:

    @YSO you’re def not missing anything…your imagination will probably exceed whatever she writes *although Addiction was decent*

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Shame On It All was/is my favorite novel by Zane

    Sisters of APF was good too….

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Bibi CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :lol:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Who is Sebastian Belmont???
    ________________________________

    Cruel Intentions

    _____________

    You have just revealed a lot about yourself mister!!!

    __________________

    You think?

    __________

    YES SIR!!! You can tell a lot about people by the characters they are drawn to. :coffee:

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    ohpretty1 says:

    I fell asleep on this twice but will give it a chance.
    I did finally see the last episode of Revenge. impatiently waiting for season 2.

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    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Who is Sebastian Belmont???
    ________________________________

    Cruel Intentions

    _____________

    You have just revealed a lot about yourself mister!!!

    __________________

    You think?

    __________

    YES SIR!!! You can tell a lot about people by the characters they are drawn to.

    ______________

    Oh well add

    Bobby Ewing
    Blake Carrinton
    Christian Troy
    Julian
    Alexander Vanderpool
    James Bond
    Sheldon
    Reed from Criminal minds too

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    Ididntreallymeanit says:

    love single ladies

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Who is Sebastian Belmont???
    ________________________________

    Cruel Intentions

    _____________

    You have just revealed a lot about yourself mister!!!

    __________________

    You think?

    __________

    YES SIR!!! You can tell a lot about people by the characters they are drawn to.

    ______________

    Oh well add

    Bobby Ewing
    Blake Carrinton
    Christian Troy
    Julian
    Alexander Vanderpool
    James Bond
    Sheldon
    Reed from Criminal minds too

    __________

    I will associate you with Alexander Vanderpool then. :wink:

    Do get me started on Criminal Minds. LOVE IT!!!

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    mizzdallas says:

    I have never read Zane books, I only watched Zan show e series seasons 1 & 2 on cinemax. I’m still waiting on season 2 to come out on dvd.. Now that was a show worth watching..

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    evie14 says:

    Sorry but if they get rid of all the the bad acting and actually put good actors on this show it will be really great. I can not get past LisaRaye and her bad acting. She can’t act for S**T!!! I want to say that J-Lo is a better actress then she is. The story lines are great but the acting is HORRIBLE!!!!

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