Photo of the Day: Usher looking stressed in court

R&B crooner Usher Raymond appears to be stressing on day 3 of the Epic Raymond vs Raymond child custody battle in the Fulton County courthouse.

According to my spy, who has attended all of the court sessions, Usher had a very good day in court yesterday. His children’s court-appointed guardian recommended that Usher receive full custody of his and Tameka Foster’s two sons.

The court appointed guardian is back on the witness stand today. And my source tells me that Tameka Raymond’s attorney scored some huge points in her cross-examination of the court ordered guardian.

(See what the children’s court appointed guardian looks like after the break.)

One of the questions that the guardian could not provide a solid answer to was the fact that he neglected to order drug testing of Usher Raymond — even though that was a concern for Tameka.

As the lawyer pressed the guardian for an answer, it was apparent to my source that the guardian’s response was less than forthright.

Yesterday, my source reported that Tameka fired 11 nannies within a year, but today my source learned that Usher has actually fired 19 nannies himself!

During a break in the proceedings, the media asked Tameka why she fired so many nannies in such a short period of time. She reportedly replied that Usher refused to pay for the extra help.

Tameka made it a point to let the media know that Usher filed the custody petition to take her kids away from her just to be spiteful. (It seems that Tameka might be trying to get the media to sympathize with her).

She was also asked how she felt about joint custody of the kids, and she replied that she had no issue with the joint custody as long as Usher is not abusing any drugs around his children.

“I love all my children and he knows this,” stated Tameka.

Also, it was revealed in court today that the children’s court appointed guardian is being paid for by Usher. Interesting, since the guardian recommended that Usher get custody of the kids — with no real basis for his decision other than he can afford to take care of them with the resources he has available to him.

It looks like the tide might be turning for Tameka. She just took the witness stand a few moments ago.

Stay tuned…



 


440 Responses to “Photo of the Day: Usher looking stressed in court”

  1. 1
    NaijaGal says:

    :coffee: :popcorn:

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    KDub says:

    Usher looking stressed in court
    ————————————–
    If stressed equals looking:

    Homeless
    Scruffy
    Unkept

    Then yep he looks stressed.

  3. 3
    Trinibarbeez says:

    :cuss: <—– Usher after realizing that Tameka is scoring points on her side…

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    KDub says:

    Why we ain’t gat a pic of Tameka in court?

    I am sure she is looking mighty handsome.

  5. 5

    I want to fight his hair! :cuss:

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    Aprilbaby says:

    I wonder if they actually had their kids naturally??? Nothing about his says straight to me :thinking:

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    candibfly says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I want to fight his hair!
    —————-

    :lol: by the looks of it, it might fight u back

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    LadeeA says:

    Remember Usher’s first album? It was the bomb… That’s all I got.

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    I Run New York says:

    “sher looking stressed in court
    ————————————–
    If stressed equals looking:

    Homeless
    Scruffy
    Unkept

    Then yep he looks stressed.”

    He’s really let himself go. I wonder what gives. Also, the excerpts from Obama’s ex-girlfriends’s new book are pretty interesting.

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    Daisy says:

    TMZ had a pic of Meeka in court celebrating yesterday

    I hate they have to go through this and wish them the best

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    He do look stressed. :lol: Aunty you aint chit. :lol:

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    :lol: @candi

    that shyt is just WRONG!!!

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Usher looking stressed in court
    ————————————–
    KDub says:

    If stressed equals looking:

    Homeless
    Scruffy
    Unkept

    Then yep he looks stressed.
    _________________
    :rofl:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    KDub says:

    Why we ain’t gat a pic of Tameka in court?
    _______________

    My source is trying to sneak pics of her, but she is watching everyone like a hawk. :lol:

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    Roc says:

    It must me nice to be able to fire people that take care of your children for you :coffee:

  16. 16

    Usher and that hair :no:

  17. 17

    Roc says:

    It must me nice to be able to fire people that take care of your children for you :coffee:

    ________

    Girl get out of my HEAD! This shyt is SOOOOOOO ridiculous to me…

  18. 18
    Daisy says:

    Do yall see Usher as Sugar Ray? I hope he pulls it off and proves me wrong.

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    Iheart says:

    He look so damn dirty with the carpet looking shyt on his head :no:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    My source is trying to sneak pics of her, but she is watching everyone like a hawk.

    ^^A hawk you say :think: Would that be a very masculine hawk? Strong features :think:

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    :hug: <—me rubbing whipfinity softly into Usher's thirsty tresses

    *scrolls back up to read* :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I actually like Ursh with hair but he def. needs a HOT stst. :( And a little whip to seal. :(

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    Roc says:

    @Fefe…between the 2 of them they have fired 30 nannies. No one is good enough to take care of 2 children that I bet they aren’t even qualified to care of themselves. Ridiculous.

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    Eazy says:

    Usher hair looks dry azz hell

  27. 27
    Iheart says:

    He Fe :hugs: I love that man in your gravi :yes: He goes INNNN on those a**holes at faux news :love:

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    Daisy says:

    :offtopic: anybody read the story abt Pilars friend saying she recorded Deion hitting Pilar and the police have the tape? I wish TMZ wld get a copy :popcorn: This whole thing is messy!

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    Eazy says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I actually like Ursh with hair but he def. needs a HOT stst
    ___________________________________
    i like Ushers scruffy look too, but not the dryness going on up there

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    @Iheart

    :yes: he does….I first fell in love with Dr. Hill when he so eloquently checked and mated Bill O’Reilly on his own show like 4 years ago…I was like who is this smart, sexy, chocolate force of nature???? Been following him ever since…

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    Roc says:

    @Daisy…was she the friend that was supposedly helping her jump him?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I actually like Ursh with hair but he def. needs a HOT stst. :( And a little whip to seal. :(

    Yup. i like his length/cut. chit just dry as fck :(
    __________________

    Daisy says:

    :offtopic: anybody read the story abt Pilars friend saying she recorded Deion hitting Pilar and the police have the tape? I wish TMZ wld get a copy :popcorn: This whole thing is messy!

    :popcorn: mannnn i saw his azz on GMA the other day sounding like a damn idiot. this bout to get REAL cray then

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    <—me rubbing whipfinity softly into Usher's thirsty tresses

    :hahaha: Leave ursh alone,,,Hes goin thru sum thangs,,,During the wait period for my SSI to get approved I was a mess,,,Clothes didnt match,,,I didnt bathe often,,,I was walkin around with my wig on all crooked n ish,,,It wasnt pretty :no:

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    Iheart says:

    I hate Urshers scruffy look :cuss: his hair and face look dryer that Kim K’s sahara snatch :no:

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    Eazy says:

    He just need some moisturizer Iheart :rofl:

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    Kei_lyme says:

    Mmmhmm :coffee

    You never hear skinny people saying, “I’m just small boned”, but those fat ones always yelling they’re “big boned”. From that lady …

  39. 39
    Eazy says:

    I am big boned KEI :rofl: and thats the story im stickin with dammit

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    Daisy says:

    @Roc Yes and No she said she was in the daughters room getting some things and that’s when she heard Pilar scream for help and went to assist. She also said Deion choked Pilar out one night and Pilar called her crying at 2 in the morning.

    Deion called into Rickey Smileys show after the GMA interview. Rickey said they asked Pilar to come on too but she declined.

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    rjk8 says:

    I wonder how much her other two baby daddies do for their kids and I wonder how much they pay in child support. I bet they don’t pay in a year what usher pays in a couple of months.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    They say the piano teacher was saying that Dion was the aggressor and for shame! Him putting them boys in that! :popcorn:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    and thats the story im stickin with dammit

    :cosign: :hahaha:

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    Iheart says:

    @Eazy, Yous a lie :nono: That fool head look like he got a pineappple freeze (yall memba them) that he don tried to mkae last 2 months when it was only posed to last 1 month :mad:

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    Iheart says:

    <<< Has big bones and dares a muhfuggah to tell me different :waiting:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    So how is Dion even talking with the gag order in place?? :think:

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    Kei_lyme says:

    Guess that’s the life of a retiree you text your kids with odd shyt all day long.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Pineapple freeze curls :dead:

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    Daisy says:

    @rjk8 I don’t think he shld pay as much as Usher cause he doesn’t have Usher paper but I do believe he is still involved in his kids lives all the same. He got remarried last year I think.

    @OTB When Deion said the boys were crying and screaming for Pilar to leave and get out (IF true) that was sad he claims they are scared of her smh.

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    KyCakes says:

    @Kei do you have that tube clip up yet? :waiting:

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    Iheart says:

    <<< Has big bones and dares a muhfuggah to tell me different

    :waiting:

    ________

    :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Iheart says:

    That fool head look like he got a pineappple freeze (yall memba them) that he don tried to mkae last 2 months when it was only posed to last 1 month
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: & :cosign: WE CALLED THEM BISHES PINEAPPLE WAVES! :rofl: I HATE’CHU!

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    Kei_lyme says:

    I will in 30 mins

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    Roc says:

    @Daisy…Deion is doing the most. Pilar started the mess though with going to the media and now it’s just become a mess. I feel for the kids.

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    Ty says:

    I dont even know where to start with this post :rolleyes:

    First off why does she need a damn nanny now? She had 50-11 kids before Usher and her broke azz didnt have a nanny :shrug: Now she needs one while she is unemployed and trying to come up in Neiman Marcus

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    Daisy says:

    @OTB I think that’s why he had to go to court today due to the gag order and the interviews.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    My source is trying to sneak pics of her, but she is watching everyone like a hawk.
    ——————

    BRENDEN Part II says:

    ^^A hawk you say :think: Would that be a very masculine hawk? Strong features :think:
    _____________________

    Like the hawk in Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” video :lol:

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    @jenie :yawn: really only 2:40PM :waiting:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Roc says:

    @Fefe…between the 2 of them they have fired 30 nannies.
    ___________________
    :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Pilar’s BFF Dee Boswell is claiming that Deion initiated the fight and she has the evidence on her phone to prove it. She recently sat down with Good Morning America to chat about the incident which she says left Pilar bloody and bruised.

    On What Happened:

    I was upstairs cleaning some things out of their daughter’s room to help move into Pilar’s room. I heard muffled yells and then I suddenly heard Pilar scream, ‘like not scream like, ‘Hey, how are you?’ Scream like, ‘Somebody help me. I immediately split second decided to record it and went downstairs and as I rounded the corner I had my phone in my left hand and I was able to capture Deion striking Pilar in the head with a statue. Pilar was crouched down on the floor [with her hands over her head] and with his left hand he rared back and just plowed her right on top of her head with the statue and smashed her thumb.

    On Deion attacking her
    He was able to realize I was recording, it was very oblivious. I had my phone out in front of me, and then he threw Pilar down to the floor and came after me.

    Where is this cell phone video tape now?

    The Prosper Police Department has confiscated it .

    On what she was thinking when Pilar was arrested

    Wow! Seriously? You have a woman who has blood all over her face and hand, her lip is obviously split, she’s got a horrendous injury on her thumb and they treated me and her like we were the criminals. “Get out! Get out! Don’t come back into the house. Stay out here until we come out and talk to you” She was in an ambulance and the next thing you know she was going to jail.

    What do you think about Deion saying he’s not the type of guy that would act out in the way you’re claiming he did?

    I say just wait until the truth comes out. The evidence is going to speak for itself. I have my phone. Once he realized what I was doing he went from a look of rage to a look of ‘Ooh crap, I’m in trouble.”

    On if their perfect public image was an illusion

    No, not at all. I’ve known Deion for 13 years and I’ve known Pilar all my life and up until things started to change, everything was good.

    When did things start to change?

    For me, I would have to say I started noticing some things probably around the end of September, maybe earlier October.
    And those things were?

    Tension in the house. Pilar being a little more depressed, revered and laid back

    Do you have any insight into what went wrong?

    I really don’t. They have their own separate lives and I have my own life.

    Were they any allegations or confessions of abuse that she shared with you during the marriage?

    Yes, there was one other incident when I first moved to Dallas back in 2006. This was around 2007-2008 where she called in the middle of the night frantically. It was about 2am to come out to the house and help her leave and he had choked her.

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    MissHarlem says:

    This is what happens when you force to be with someone longer than you should :coffee: and to that who cares

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thats good life @Kei. :lol: She just chillaxin keeping up with her 10. :lol: I love it.

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    :dead: not the pineapple waves?!?!?! :hahaha:

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    @BREN II what happen to BREN I?

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    anw_rootbeer says:

    KDub says:

    Usher looking stressed in court
    ————————————–
    If stressed equals looking:

    Homeless
    Scruffy
    Unkept

    Then yep he looks stressed.

    —————————————-

    :dead: ROTFLMAO

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    Daisy says:

    Tameeka isn’t unemployed

    @roc I think the whole thing is messy and sad. I want them to both have a row of seats and do better for their kids.

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    NaijaGal says:

    If she/he has the ability to hire/fire nannies, more power to her/him…can’t be mad she married or had babies by someone with the ability to afford her a much better lifestyle :shrug:

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    you either gonna have a nice fade or some dreads if you my man

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    Ty says:

    :wtf: is wrong with Ushers hair/head/beard. He looks like road kill :nono:

    The guardian looks like Waldo

    @ Auntie…where are the pics of the Crypt Keeper. I wonder did she wear her fangs to court :coffee: Was Grace there?

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    Ty says:

    I dont even know where to start with this post :rolleyes:

    First off why does she need a damn nanny now? She had 50-11 kids before Usher and her broke azz didnt have a nanny :shrug: Now she needs one while she is unemployed and trying to come up in Neiman Marcus

    :dead: :rofl: yo azz dont play bew! :rofl:

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    Anna says:

    Roc says:

    @Fefe…between the 2 of them they have fired 30 nannies. No one is good enough to take care of 2 children that I bet they aren’t even qualified to care of themselves. Ridiculous.

    ~~~~~~~~~
    Them kids are probably bad and the Nannies got fired(severence)rather than just quit. :lol: If he’s already paying child suppport why must he pay for her to have a nanny?

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    Ty says:

    Daisy says:

    Tameeka isn’t unemployed
    ________
    She damn sure aint at work :rofl:

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    KDub says:

    I have a piece of a full day recap coming….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Daisy doesnt Tameka’s ex have custody of his kids with her?? :think:

    And I know! The boys “say” they are scared but I wonder how much of it is Deion’s influence. If Pilar has been a SAHM you would think the bond would be harder to break. But if Deion has the upper hand.. :shrug:

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    Ty says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Ty says:

    I dont even know where to start with this post

    First off why does she need a damn nanny now? She had 50-11 kids before Usher and her broke azz didnt have a nanny Now she needs one while she is unemployed and trying to come up in Neiman Marcus

    yo azz dont play bew!
    _______________
    Im trying to understand her logic Fay LOL :hug:

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    KDub says:

    Full Day Recap Part UNO:
    ———————————-

    SHEW. What a DAY. Not een 3 p.m. yet. We been behaving but we got a lot to cover. Sandy been on a posting FRENZY. Shall we beg-ane?

    Ursher goes to court. Who cares? He might be a user like Meeker claims..who knows? We DO know he uses the puss-ay of elderly women. That much we know. NEXT!

    Go alllllll the way to fuggin HAIL to NYABJ (New Yawk Association of Black Journalists) for giving BEYONCE a JOURNALISM award. I used to be a member of my local black journalism association. Really ANYBODY who works in media can be a member of their local black association of journalists. The bish who answered the phones at the RADIO station is a member of the Triangle chapter…So what is THAT telling you? NEXT!

    *Syleena Johnson voice* Oh when it alllllllll…it all falls down…The “it” would be ‘Ye’s pants when he was with Fix-A-Flat Azz. Comes to find out he wears briefs. WHO was surprised by THAT ISH? NEXT!

    :pigsfly: BRB with more…

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    Iheart says:

    I see aint non of yall disagree with me that that shyt on his head looks like pineapple waves/freeze curls/ or dried up shyt either :coffee:

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    Smonae80 says:

    I agree Daisy, people get in they feelings & 4get about how it hurts the kids
    Deon need to sit his azz down, all on Rickey Smiley like he campaigning

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    Frenchie i used to LOVE a man with dreads :love: , but now it seems kinda vain to me. esp if they are really long. yep i said it. my dad has very long dreads too so :kona:

    all the maintenance & whatnot :rollseyes: aint finna be but ONE satin scarf/bonnet up in MY bed tho :coffee:

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    MissHarlem says:

    KDUB I done sang yo girl Lyte earlier today :dance:

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    Daisy says:

    @Ty Yes, she works at the two businesses she owns/runs and she still styles on the side too.

    @OTB No, she has her other kids too

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    Anna says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @BREN II what happen to BREN I?

    ~~~~~
    He is like “Gremlins” they mutiply. There will be a Bren III and Bren IV by Monday.

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    Wow! Usher should’ve listened to his mother – cuz Mother knows BEST :coffee:

    SAD and he didn’t even invite his own mother to the wedding – GOD is punishing him for his flagrant ways

    But Tameka isn’t the cleanest kitty on the block either – she to will face a wrath soon enough!

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @BREN II what happen to BREN I?

    ^^ :hahaha: :kiss: Girl, he learnt the hard way that not all dildos are safe for anal 4play :no: He was just trynna loosen thangs up before the main event,,,Well,,,And to make a long story short,,,The doctors were able to get it out,,,But his bowel movements aint been the same since :ashamed:

    Did you see love addiction on tvone??? Bootleg intervention show,,,Instead of drugs its love ***rolls eyes*** Anyway,,,The brother on there last night really ticked me off,,,Aspiring actor dating a girl with lupus,,,Severe lupus,,,He was doing ol girl so wrong,,,I dont know if they were there for his acting career or what (yanno trynna get his face on tv),,,But he really pissed me off,,,Decided to google his ass,,,Why his mugshot pop up :smack: My people man.smh

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    Iheart says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    Iheart says:

    <<< Has big bones and dares a muhfuggah to tell me different

    :waiting:
    ________

    :lol:
    ________________

    I'm just saying tho :hahaha:

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    @Fayla

    A man with dreads STILL makes me weak…. :oops:

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    KDub says:

    KDUB I done sang yo girl Lyte earlier today

    I SAW :yahoo:

    I luh her :wail:

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    Daisy says:

    @smonae #aintnobodygottimeforthat :lol: they need to do better although I am nosey and this is messy this isn’t good for the kids.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    *Syleena Johnson voice* :rofl: That girl can sang! :rofl: And fukk you for talking about Bey and the radio receptionist in the same category. :rofl: LMAooooooo

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    I too wonder why she feels she needs a nanny and @OTB yes I think the father of her older boyz have custody – I find Tameka ODD!

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    iAmChan says:

    I still believe that Tameka is a man…..

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    Roc says:

    If she/he has the ability to hire/fire nannies, more power to her/him…can’t be mad she married or had babies by someone with the ability to afford her a much better lifestyle
    ____________________
    I ain’t mad at this. The fact that they have collectively fired 30 nannies is a problem for me. Did you not screen them properly in the first place? What parent takes such matters so lightly? I have nowhere near the type of money that he has and I’ve taken endless measures to do background checks. I think something is wrong with both of them.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I see aint non of yall disagree with me that that shyt on his head looks like pineapple waves/freeze curls/ or dried up shyt either

    We couldnt :rofl:

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    if this bish dont stop takin these fckn 15 minute lunches! bish GONE..GIT i say!! go THAT a way >>> :kona:

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    @BREN SHUT THE FRONT DOOR :hahaha: but you still aint say were he at?

    @FAYLA Dreads are sooo sexy to me

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    He is like “Gremlins” they mutiply. There will be a Bren III and Bren IV by Monday.

    ^^ :hahaha: Not true,,,I got an accidental vasectomy during a routine circumcision gone horribly wrong :no: No multiplying or offspring coming from me. Its not something I like to talk about,,,But it is the reason I come up short below the waist,,,Honest :ashamed:

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    OFF TOPIC:

    Olivia from Love and Hip Hop should stop wearing the smokey eye – it makes her look like a raccoon

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    iAmChan says:

    As for Ursh <–lmao: That negros last haircut has reached a Climax………he should be singing to a barber right about now.

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    Ty says:

    Daisy says:

    @Ty Yes, she works at the two businesses she owns/runs and she still styles on the side too.
    _______________
    Girl that boutique aint doing jack. She can barely keep any employees. If u are in the A, ride pass her spot and holla back :rofl: U are right she is styling on the side more like on the Sideline :coffee:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Roc I feel ya but I don’t live in their world so who knows…maybe paranoia set in or in Tameka’s case she said he wouldn’t pay…the only ones I’m concerned with are the children which parents seem to lose sight of when they let their disdain for the other get in the way…btw where you been ghul???

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    aint finna be but ONE satin scarf/bonnet up in MY bed tho

    :rofl: I snip my sons every so often.

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    FeFe i guess i just dated too many dreadheads in VA so now i’m like meh :shrug: twist yo own chit! :lol:

    i REALLY should give a fck about all this work i’m not doing tho. i REALLY should :coffee:

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    Can’t with a man in dreads just saw one downstairs and that chit was so unkept that he might had an ant farm somewhere in there!

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    I Go There says:

    Ummmm could somebody tell me what in the entire fk is going on with Ushers Natural?

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    Keyshia Cole is returning to BET with a new reality show…

    Keyshia, who’s last album ‘Calling All Hearts’ kind of came and went, is retuning to reality TV in a bid to raise her profile in time for her next album release.

    Keyshia’s first foray into reality television, ‘Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is’, focused on Keyshia and her dysfunctional relationship with her mother, sister Neffie and gang of long lost siblings.

    Keyshia’s new show, a six episode series tentatively titled ‘Keyshia Cole: Family First’, will feature Keyshia, her husband Cleveland Cavalier Booby Gibson and their toddler son DJ.
    ________________________
    Jacked from RWS

    Will you be watching :coffee:

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    @IAM CHAN
    “I still believe that Tameka is a man…..”
    ___________

    I heard this morning on the radio that Tyler Perry and Wendy Williams are the same person.

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    iAmChan says:

    As for Ursh <–lmao: That negros last haircut has reached a Climax………he should be singing to a barber right about now.

    :dead:

    i love that song :love:

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    KDub says:

    Full Day Recap Part Dos:

    TWO posts on Chris Bosh welcomes a baby boy. Nope. Babies are precious. Babies are off limits. Even when their parents look like a pank “flaming”-ingo with a momma who spends toooo much time in a tanning salon. (*squawks like a pterodactyl in that dinosaur vid I saw in 3rd grade*) NEXT.

    Gay-mar Moore. *DEEP SIGH* The man IS good looking. But those 15 rows of teef? His character Derrick Morgan on “Criminah Minds” would even be stumped at that bite mark. Just DNA errywhere. NEXT!

    Robyn been partying her AZZ off in NYC okay? She still in her 20′s and I say do it bish. Next time though, instead of looking like she got down sinder in the face…when you come out your hotel after a long nite…putcho sunglasses on hun. NEXT!

    BRB agane :pigsfly:

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    I wanna run my hands through Ushers beady beads :ashamed:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @BREN SHUT THE FRONT DOOR but you still aint say were he at?

    Currently going thru physical therapy,,,Ever heard of anal clenches :think: Supposedly they strengthin the muscle down there similar to kegels,,,Chile I wishes him well :ashamed: Poor thang has to chyt thru a tube,,,Altho he did say the tube feels good up there,,,Its got to be a hassle :biggrin:

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    I Go There says:

    Ummmm could somebody tell me what in the entire fk is going on with Ushers Natural?

    He aint got his Whip yet :coffee:

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    Ty says:

    KDub says:

    Full Day Recap Part UNO:
    ———————————-

    Go alllllll the way to fuggin HAIL to NYABJ (New Yawk Association of Black Journalists) for giving BEYONCE a JOURNALISM award
    _____________
    :crying: I wonder are they affiliated with the journalism school the morning glory attended claiming to be on her shyt but her school website was full of typos :rofl: They even had a play writing degree :rofl:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @IAM CHAN
    “I still believe that Tameka is a man…..”
    ___________

    I heard this morning on the radio that Tyler Perry and Wendy Williams are the same person.

    __________

    :dead: :wail:

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    ELove says:

    Ms Choco —-> “Ant Farm” Though :rofl:

    @I Go
    URSHER’S HAIR (Natural…) —-> Chia pet Restoration Though :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    fayla they do be askin for u to twist their hair. had me lookin at youtube videos tryin to figure it out :hahaha:

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    Ty says:

    Mother Jefferson says:

    I wanna run my hands through Ushers beady beads
    __________
    Phuck around and pull back a nub. Its a jungle in there :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    Full Day Recap Part Dos:

    TWO posts on Chris Bosh welcomes a baby boy. Nope. Babies are precious. Babies are off limits. Even when their parents look like a pank “flaming”-ingo with a momma who spends toooo much time in a tanning salon. (*squawks like a pterodactyl in that dinosaur vid I saw in 3rd grade*) NEXT.

    Gay-mar Moore. *DEEP SIGH* The man IS good looking. But those 15 rows of teef? His character Derrick Morgan on “Criminah Minds” would even be stumped at that bite mark. Just DNA errywhere. NEXT!

    Robyn been partying her AZZ off in NYC okay? She still in her 20?s and I say do it bish. Next time though, instead of looking like she got down sinder in the face…when you come out your hotel after a long nite…putcho sunglasses on hun. NEXT!

    BRB agane

    :hahaha: sweet baby jeebus in a walker i hatecho azz! :dead:

    i am hollerin!

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    Yall better stop talking bout pineapple freeze curls, yall know thats Sandra’s style of choice :coffee:

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    Yall wanna hear a crazy story?

    So the Manager of Security’s wife came in today and asked to see him – they are african and speak french – she was heated about something he takes a while to come out – so they are speaking in french and the tone is an argumentative one – she then decides to be like **** it and started speaking in english and proceeded to curse him out over him taking her income tax check and his and creating a new account – so she has her laptop and is like lets go now come on transfer the money – he looking at her not saying a word like she is crazy – so she’s still pissed and he walks off – she sits down and proceed to tell anyone in the lobby what a low life he is and how he’s so controlling and hasn’t been chit for the past 15 years – well he’s in the back and calls the police on his wife – so she had to leave – I don’t know who gonna hurt who when he gets home tonight all this was told to me by his employee a security guard – that chit wont fly around here she could’ve gotten him in some serious trouble

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    @ELOVE
    Yes cuz his hair was dusty and chit :lol:

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    KDub says:

    Full Day Recap PART THREE (Jesus Sandra…)

    Swizz and Alicia was doing something at an auction. I didn’t care enough to read what. LaLa was there looking. Just looking. With them big azz eyes of hers thats all she was doing :blink: Swizz and AK took Lil Kaseem wit them and La shoulda brung Carmelo AND Pepper with her too. I mean its not like Melo is acutally DOING shat. They loosing their azz off. Chris Bosh can go…help birth a baby and STILL gonna be back on the court running like a fuggin fairy…and what is Melo doing so important? NEXT!

    And here we are here in another Ursher post. That dude looks old and haggardly. This is what happens when you fugg your momma peers.

    This recap (and recap and recap) has been brung to you by Kdub on this 2nd day of May tew thousand and twelf.

    SHEW.

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    I Go There says:

    ELove says:

    Ms Choco —-> “Ant Farm” Though

    @I Go
    URSHER’S HAIR (Natural…) —-> Chia pet Restoration Though
    _________________________________________________________

    Homie… Either he dont give a damn or he dont give a damn… cause DAMN.

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    Bibi says:

    @Fayla

    I asked u a whip question and was politely IGNORED?????

    Just saw a car wreck cuz the turning lane apparently is there for folks to avoid other cars in the regular lanes…

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    Mother Jefferson says:

    I wanna run my hands through Ushers beady beads :ashamed:

    :rofl: :rofl: get off this blog! not really, that mf in to gravi is SO hawt!!!

    _________________
    Candi :rollseyes: it’s all good till them kneegrows get comfy then it’s all “u know how to twist right?” :wtf:

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    KDub says:

    sweet baby jeebus in a walker
    ——————————
    THAT was good. I am proud :hug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ushers Natural?

    :rofl:

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    Ty says:

    LaLa was there looking. Just looking. With them big azz eyes of hers thats all she was doing
    ____________
    :rofl: Why did u have to use the big eyed emoticon :rofl:

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    May tew thousand and twelf.
    _____________________________________
    :woohoo: :clap:

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    I Go There says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    I Go There says:

    Ummmm could somebody tell me what in the entire fk is going on with Ushers Natural?

    He aint got his Whip yet
    ______________________________________

    You need to send that shait quick… OVERNIGHT C.O.D.

    He can afford it.

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    Roc says:

    @Naija…gurl I have been busy at work. I’m trying to relax a little more lately though.

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    candibfly says:

    i can’t even french braid. eventually he stopped askin me to try to do a style cause they came out lookin like :blink:

    but still asks to twist and moisturize his scalp/hair :rolleyes:

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    KDub says:

    Oops and today is the 3rd day of May. MY BAD.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    This is what happens when you fugg your momma peers.

    :rofl:

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    Eazy says:

    LaLa was there looking. Just looking. With them big azz eyes of hers thats all she was doing :blink:
    __________________________________
    I cant even get passed this :rofl: :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    CONFESSION

    I sing Climax when Im in the shower….

    It just sounds better in there :ashamed:

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    Bibi says:

    Why are yall questioning the hair choices of a man who wore leather capris?? :shrugs: I mean if that isn’t an indication of lunacy perhaps the fact that he actually MARRIED this thing….

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    Daisy says:

    @Ty I am in the A she isn’t unemployed you can clown all you want but facts are facts. I am only concerned abt the welfare of the kids. Neither Meeka nor Usher are perfect and innocent but then again who is.

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    Anna says:

    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    He is like “Gremlins” they mutiply. There will be a Bren III and Bren IV by Monday.

    ^^ Not true,,,I got an accidental vasectomy during a routine circumcision gone horribly wrong No multiplying or offspring coming from me. Its not something I like to talk about,,,But it is the reason I come up short below the waist,,,Honest

    ~~~~~~~~
    Sawwwry for hitting below the belt. I know better. :lol:

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    Tweet from Rihanna who hung out all night with Meek Mill

    I woke up repenting feel like a sinner!

    She’s sooooooooo deep :rolleyes: Gosh I wish twitter didn’t exist! WHO THE **** CARES – that made you feel like a sinner I thought partying all night and fuggn around was what she does to stay trending #FOH

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Why does that not surprise me??? :rofl:

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    KDub says:

    i can’t even french braid. eventually he stopped askin me to try to do a style cause they came out lookin like

    but still asks to twist and moisturize his scalp/hair
    ——————————————————

    Don’tchu FEEL bad about that. I got two girls and I can’t braid. MamaDub raised 4 girls and can’t braid neevah! That is what Umbuddako and her homegirls down at the African braid place are for! Them heffas will catch up and twist your iBraws if you need them too. Send him ’round there.

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    This is what happens when you fugg your momma peers.
    ______________________________________________________

    SSSHHHHHHHHH

    lets leave that out of it…

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    Bibi says:

    @Fayla

    I asked u a whip question and was politely IGNORED?????

    :no: never, i missed it sug, what was the question? i sawwy :ashamed:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    are perfect and innocent but then again who is.

    Only candi. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Why does that not surprise me???
    ______________________________________

    Bibi

    aint no telling what you think I got going on…
    I can only imagine.

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    candibfly says:

    *glides on a bed of doves with the mississippi mass choir greatest hits playing softly in the background* otb :hug:

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    Bibi says:

    @FAyla

    :hugs: well really I need to reorder and was asking for a suggestion on which one to try..got citrus last time…

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    @FAYLA I have a Whipfinity question as well. Do yall have a student discount like they do over at Dr Miracles? If so, do yall consider someone currently enrolled in court appointed anger management classes as being a ‘student’ :think:

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    CONFESSION

    I don’t know who Two Chains is, but I hear the name of the artist/artists on the radio all the time… :ashamed:

    I feel old now because I used to stay up on all the latest songs and artists, but I haven’t seen a music video on the actual TELEVISION in years…

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    @Fay
    <<< My bew Nathan Owens :love: :hump:

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    Ty says:

    Daisy says:

    @Ty I am in the A she isn’t unemployed you can clown all you want but facts are facts. I am only concerned abt the welfare of the kids. Neither Meeka nor Usher are perfect and innocent but then again who is.
    ___________________
    Im glad u have your cape on so you can defend your friend. Now u and the crypt keeper have matching capes. No need to clown her though she will surely make an azz of herself. Im not even going to touch that welfare of the kids comment :nono:

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    ELove says:

    @I GO
    I’ll go with “He Don’t GIVE A DAMN” Though :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    :lol: Imagine it then make it a few times worst….. :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    This is what happens when you fugg your momma peers.
    ______________________________________________________

    SSSHHHHHHHHH

    lets leave that out of it…

    __________

    :coffee: dude you NEED to read ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

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    Bibi says:

    *worse*

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    Iheart says:

    How the fluck Urhser looking like he the same age as his God father, Ben Vereen :blink: I know that man is a good 72 :no: Not good Ursher,Not good at all :nono:

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    KDub says:

    Ummm @IGo…I got a question…why is Becky your gravi?

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    Eazy says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    CONFESSION

    I don’t know who Two Chains is, but I hear the name of the artist/artists on the radio all the time…
    __________________________________________
    thats the “riding around and im getting it” rapper :heart: He about 6’3, 190, dreads, brown skin….o, you didnt ask for a description huh?

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    Honycoatd says:

    Ushurrr got Chiney knots in his hair? He needs someone to braid his name or comb it out. *queues Mario- Braid your hair*

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    Iheart says:

    @Fe, I wanna hate 2 chainz so dayum bad but I just can’t :crying:
    :whistle:
    Ima start a riot, Ima start a riot

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    candibfly says:

    iono what 50 shades of grey is but i’m #21 on the waiting list at the pg county library for it :(

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    Bibi says:

    @FEfe

    Now on account of all yall I went and looked up this 50 shades and it got mostly negative reviews…what gives?? They say its repetitive and besides perhaps her first encounter the sex scenes essentially sucked…said the writing was pretty bad and everything. What gives?

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    I Go There says:

    KDub says:

    Ummm @IGo…I got a question…why is Becky your gravi?
    _________________________________

    Kdub

    thats Elisha…. my crush.

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    Honycoatd says:

    I don’t know song either that are new much but my children comes home from school and always singing bees in the trap. I don’t even know who the heck sings a song about bees and they are not in elementary school.

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    MissHarlem says:

    CANDI you havent entered like that in awhile :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    This is what happens when you fugg your momma peers.
    ______________________________________________________

    SSSHHHHHHHHH

    lets leave that out of it…

    __________

    dude you NEED to read ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

    ____________________________

    Yeah I gotta check that out… like serious

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    Eazy says:

    I actually like “beez in the trap” because of 2chainz
    :whistle:
    Okay now Nicki Nicki Nicki, put it in your kidney
    Got a new LS 450, ain’t no keys in this do-hicky
    If I weren’t rappin’ I be trappin’
    If I weren’t trappin’ I be pimpin’
    If weren’t pimpin’ I be gettin’ it, period
    I don’t smoke no bobby, but my denim be from Ricky
    Got your girl on molly and we smokin’ loud and drinkin’
    Got my top back so you can see what I been thinkin’
    If you know me then you know I’ve been thinking Franklin

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    J Said it! says:

    usher shoulda hired phaedra… keep ya head! I dont know why ya wanna somebody to tell yall when yall can she yall children.. makes no sense to me!! especially when the judges are screwing families and putting children in MO DANGA

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    @Eazy

    Ok, I THOUGHT that was him….his voice annoys me…but he sounds attractive by your description… :lol:

    @Bibi

    It’s a very POORLY written book, and it is rather repetitive…but it’s erotic reading, so you will have quite an imagination going on while you read each chapter, the main character, Christian, is fifty shades of fukked up, and you kind of want to know why he is the way he is…they are making a movie out of it though, which is what motivated me to read it…I’m on the second installment and I heard that is the best one…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—did not care for 50 shades either.

    I think if you have read Zane you may be like eh :shrug:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Iheart says:

    How the fluck Urhser looking like he the same age as his God father, Ben Vereen
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    SEE, YOU LUCKY I LOVE YOU CUZ I ALMOST SAID “BISSSSSH YOU STOOPID!” :rofl: :hahaha: :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    harlem i started out with a bang then i just got lazy shoot :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    HA!!! Thats funny

    Cause When Nip/Tuck was on
    I use to go out and Call it getting my Christian Troy on… :lol:

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    Honycoatd says:

    oh its a Nicki Minaj song- my little ones will just scream seeing her. They can’t even read or write much but they will keep repeating bees in the trap all day if I let them.

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    I thought ‘bees in the trap’ was Nicki Minaj….I could be wrong though…

    #agingbitchoverhere

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Why she had the Mississippi Mass tho @Harlem :lol: Couldnt just be Kirk Franklin and nem. Nooo. She come in off the legneds. :lol:

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    @OTB

    Zane books are BETTER written, honestly… :yes:

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    Iheart says:

    @Fe, He is NOT attractive :coffee: He is to lanky :no:

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    Imagine it then make it a few times worst…..
    _______________________________________________

    I do have my moments but you would be suprised…

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    Iheart says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Iheart says:

    How the fluck Urhser looking like he the same age as his God father, Ben Vereen
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    SEE, YOU LUCKY I LOVE YOU CUZ I ALMOST SAID “BISSSSSH YOU STOOPID!”
    ______________

    But I love you Tatted :lol:

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    Eazy says:

    Grrrrrrr Iheart :waiting:

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    candibfly says:

    kirk franklin makes me want to fight :mad: he’s annoying to me *windmills the air*

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    Bibi says:

    @Fefe

    Good info there, started to buy it anyway cuz yall said so :lol:
    Who was in here talking bout they be having to lie when they repeat yall cuz I’m fairly new and I already be on some omg lemme tell yall what I heard and stumble like hell trying to figure out how to explain yall all strangers :rofl:

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    MissHarlem says:

    IHEART I am :ashamed: when I drop it like its hot to 2chanz (sp) ah who cares about the spelling

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yall like Future? :ashamed: What is he? Like 12?

    I think I love him *Gucci voice* :love:

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    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—did not care for 50 shades either.

    I think if you have read Zane you may be like eh
    ___________________________________________

    Now that lady is nasty…but that show she had on Cinemax was the SHAIT

    Ole girl that was a stand up comic was SOOOOO FKING HOT.

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    Unsub....shytowne says:

    __________

    dude you NEED to read ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    So you liked 50 shades :thinking:
    you guys roasted me when I was on here for having my Christian Grey/Annatasia Steele moment with my “puppetmaster”

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    Honycoatd says:

    Jerome ****ey book Naughty or Nice is really good and I love Nasty by Zane too.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    JUST FCKIN’ AMAZING! :no:

    :lol:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    CONFESSION
    I don’t know who Two Chains is, but I hear the name of the artist/artists on the radio all the time…
    I feel old now because I used to stay up on all the latest songs and artists, but I haven’t seen a music video on the actual TELEVISION in years…

    ^^Chile,,,Dont feel bad,,,I only know who he is because his people paid for his ass to be a trending topic on twitter for several days straight :shrugs: before then I had no clue,,,And Im very hip-Hello…I was rockin braid wigs 2yrs before they caught on,,,Of course Im still rockin um several yrs after the fad passed,,,But thats my prerogative to do so :coffee:

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    Iheart says:

    @Eazy, sorry bew :hugs: Him looks dirty to me :shrugs:

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    candibfly says:

    kirk franklin makes me want to fight :mad: he’s annoying to me *windmills the air*

    __________

    Annoying and very leprechaun-like… :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    Eazy says:

    I actually like “beez in the trap” because of 2chainz

    Okay now Nicki Nicki Nicki, put it in your kidney
    Got a new LS 450, ain’t no keys in this do-hicky
    If I weren’t rappin’ I be trappin’
    If I weren’t trappin’ I be pimpin’
    If weren’t pimpin’ I be gettin’ it, period
    I don’t smoke no bobby, but my denim be from Ricky
    Got your girl on molly and we smokin’ loud and drinkin’
    Got my top back so you can see what I been thinkin’
    If you know me then you know I’ve been thinking Franklin
    ______________________________________________________

    I like that song…off the Video alone.

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    See I watched nip/tuck (which should have NEVER been cancelled) so nope I would not be surprised… u r “that” dude. Not that that’s bad or anything just amusing.. no harm no foul :biggrin:

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    137 I Go There says:

    CONFESSION

    I sing Climax when Im in the shower….

    It just sounds better in there
    ____________________________________________

    I just got an imagine of you doing that :lol:

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    Iheart says:

    Cubbin again I see :coffee:

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    MissHarlem says:

    OTB next she gonna do Mahlia Jackson :lol:

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    Honycoatd says:

    And Addicted is really good too.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Fe did you read the author’s interviews lately…she is saying she is very surprised by the response to the book??

    My thought was I bet you are! I felt like you: Poorly written. On many parts I would think “oh i wouldve written…”

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    Eazy says:

    Future is off the chain too MY HO* 2 is my song
    :whistle:
    She fine
    She say she love you
    I know she lying
    We stay f*ckin’
    From time to time
    You can marry her today
    She still mine

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    #agingbitchoverhere IKR ctfu :lol:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    JUST FCKIN’ AMAZING!

    ^^wutchu shakin yo head at :think: Did you watch love addiction on tvone?

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    @Unsub

    It all makes SENSE now….why didn’t you just say that’s what was going on! :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Iheart says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Iheart says:

    How the fluck Urhser looking like he the same age as his God father, Ben Vereen
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    SEE, YOU LUCKY I LOVE YOU CUZ I ALMOST SAID “BISSSSSH YOU STOOPID!”
    ______________

    But I love you Tatted :lol:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I love you too I :heart: BUT YOU BEEN ON ONE TUUDAY – FIRST WITH THE PINEAPPLE WAVES AND THEN BEN VEREEN! :rofl:

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    Eazy says:

    Im really a hood squirrel ya’ll :wail:

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    Iheart says:

    @MissHarlem, Me too :crying: I be dancing in the mirror and errthang :lol:

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    Ace says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    See I watched nip/tuck (which should have NEVER been cancelled) so nope I would not be surprised… u r “that” dude. Not that that’s bad or anything just amusing.. no harm no foul :biggrin:
    ————————————————————————–

    every time The women on the blog talk about Whipfinity…. i think of the Cosmetics and the “special ingredient” the women of that show tried to create…. :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    *glides on a bed of doves with the mississippi mass choir greatest hits playing softly in the background* otb :hug:

    :rofl: :rofl:

    _____________
    BiBi after Citrus Relaxing Lavender & Candy Cane are the best-selling scents. for the most part i use Candy Cane for my hair. :love:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Future is a singer too?

    I need to Youtube these people. Never even heard of 2chainz but I do listen to 69 boys I still have their cd.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    omg lemme tell yall what I heard and stumble like hell trying to figure out how to explain yall all strangers

    :rofl: :rofl: You cant tell other ppl. You will be crazy to them :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I thought ‘bees in the trap’ was Nicki Minaj….I could be wrong though…

    #agingbitchoverhere
    _________________________________________________________

    Hey Im with ya… til this day I dont understand what he riding around and getting… and if he getting it… I hope he’s current on his child support.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Fe did you read the author’s interviews lately…she is saying she is very surprised by the response to the book??

    My thought was I bet you are! I felt like you: Poorly written. On many parts I would think “oh i wouldve written…”

    _________

    Yep, and she got inspired by the ‘Twilight’ saga…Christian Grey was written with Edward as her muse…The writing is SHYTTY, but I want to know how and why Christian is the way he is…

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    Honycoatd says:

    What is a hood squirrel? You like nuts?

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    Iheart says:

    @Tatted, I ain’t been on in a while so I had to make up for it :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    JUST FCKIN’ AMAZING!

    ^^wutchu shakin yo head at :thinking: Did you watch love addiction on tvone?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    NOTHING, BREN! I was just thinking and then it translated to a post! :lol:

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    Eazy says:

    til this day I dont understand what he riding around and getting…
    ______________________________
    :rofl:

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    KDub says:

    kirk franklin makes me want to fight he’s annoying to me *windmills the air*
    ————————————–
    Kirk P0rn Franklin ILL annoying. I agree.

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    @EAZY
    “Im really a hood squirrel ya’ll ”
    _______________

    :love:

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    Unsub....shytowne says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    @Unsub

    It all makes SENSE now….why didn’t you just say that’s what was going on!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    As freaky as yall get on here I thought that was light compared to that book :rofl:
    I was trying to be as mild as I could
    but the books all three of them are good :ok:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Cubbin again I see

    True to form :rofl: :rofl: I friended my lion cub on FB too. #majormoves

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Iheart – IKR. I forgot you have me in stitches. :lol:

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    lovezoe says:

    TWO CHAINZ!!!!!

    Anyho,Mophead finally got his Raymond vs Raymond

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    Eazy says:

    What is a hood squirrel? You like nuts?
    __________________________
    I refuse to call myself a hoodrat so I say hood squirrel cause they cute to me :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    IHEART and I always put my head down when super freak come on after I shake my ass in the mirror of course :kona:

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    candibfly says:

    i don’t too much care for hip hop but the few songs that i do like tend to be the most ratchet hood rat songs out :ashamed:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Im really a hood squirrel ya’ll

    :cheers: :rofl:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    <—did not care for 50 shades either.

    I think if you have read Zane you may be like eh
    ___________________________________________

    Now that lady is nasty…but that show she had on Cinemax was the SHAIT

    Ole girl that was a stand up comic was SOOOOO FKING HOT.
    ———————————-
    I think I got Zane beat in the hot writing catagory… :coffee:
    #wutbeingfullofshytasusual…

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    ^^Chile,,,Dont feel bad,,,I only know who he is because his people paid for his ass to be a trending topic on twitter for several days straight :shrugs: before then I had no clue,,,And Im very hip-Hello…I was rockin braid wigs 2yrs before they caught on,,,Of course Im still rockin um several yrs after the fad passed,,,But thats my prerogative to do so :coffee:

    :dead:

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    @Unsub

    Ion think it was WHAT you were typing but more HOW it was being typed…

    #wewereallconfuzzled

    But yes, the first book ended real dumb, but I’m on the second one…shhhh, don’t tell me anymore! :)

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    Honycoatd says:

    So Eazy your saying your ghetto?

    Who is a lion cub? I am trying to be nosey

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    NOTHING, BREN! I was just thinking and then it translated to a post!

    ^^^Mmmmhmmm :think: Well, Ill take off my detectives hat for now,,,But I got my eye on you,,,The good one,,,The one that doesnt roll whenever the flash on the camera goes off :-)

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    candibfly says:

    y’all remember that hair product, i think it was called Rio. they were like it’s so natural u can eat it. had folks hair falling out and everything :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    @Ace

    I feel ya

    @Fayla

    Imma try candy cane, might have to hide it from those people that live in my house :thinking:

    @OTB
    :lol: But I have to yall be on some chit… :lol:

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    Iheart says:

    :hugs: Come on over here MissHarlem cause I feel your pain bew :hugs: That damn super freak makes me feel like a stripper :lol:

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    @OTB

    Why you changed the gravie? :shrugs:

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    MissHarlem says:

    Kirk Franklin sure did profess his love for porn and got “help” I laughed the whole of hour of Oprah with that bullchit

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    HOnest question. Yall be clowning Ursher’s old clothes but, wasn’t Tameka his stylist when he was running around dressed like Beyonce’s mama had gotten a hold to his wardrobe?

    I would like to say that, I like Chipotle better than Qdoba.

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    RedBone624 says:

    Fairly new here…hello everyone!

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    Honycoatd says:

    Eazy don’t call yourself a Hoodrat those are like dutty gals to me

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    Iheart says:

    @Candi, YES!!! My little cousin tried to eat it cause it smelled llike cake when her mama was putting it in her hair :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    shhhh, don’t tell me anymore

    :lol:

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    Qdoba doesn’t use chicken breast meat they use chicken thighs…

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    Eazy says:

    So Eazy your saying your ghetto?
    ________________________
    naw, just a lil ratchet in my car on the way to clubs :tea:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    NOTHING, BREN! I was just thinking and then it translated to a post!

    ^^^Mmmmhmmm :thinking: Well, Ill take off my detectives hat for now,,,But I got my eye on you,,,The good one,,,The one that doesnt roll whenever the flash on the camera goes off :-)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    It was a “how are you (NOT YOU BREN) so naive” post! :lol: SOWWY!

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    Eazy says:

    :hi: Redbone :welcome:

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    :waves: Redbone

    Someone will give you e-welcome package which is basically an interrogation :hugs: I KID

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Who is a lion cub? I am trying to be nosey,/i>

    :lol: A friend of mine…he is a little short in the tooth if you get my drift… Him a baby. :ashamed:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :welcome: RedBone

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    dressed like Beyonce’s mama had gotten a hold to his wardrobe?

    ^^ *giggles*

    RedBone624 says:

    Fairly new here…hello everyone!

    ^ :hi: My name is Brenden. Im a governess by day, aspiring worldstar bunny by night,,,And you? :think:

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    Bibi says:

    :dead: @ Hony

    U like nuts :rofl:

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    MissHarlem says:

    IHEART :hug: *sigh* I feel better about my hood songs that for some reason I love

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    RedBone624 says:

    Hey Choco…Hey Eazy!!!!!

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    candibfly says:

    y’all remember that hair product, i think it was called Rio. they were like it’s so natural u can eat it. had folks hair falling out and everything :rofl:

    _________

    Ok, so yes! My mother actually ordered this shyt for me back then…but she only used it on my hair once, and shortly after all those crazy stories started coming out…my hair did NOT fall out or anything crazy AT ALL…. I was actually confused as to what was going wrong because I didn’t experience ANY of it! :lol: :shrugs:

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    @ Choco…Is THAT what it is?! I dont see myself going back. :no:

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    Iheart says:

    I love Zane’s older books like the sisters of APF :cheer:

    CONFESSION:
    I secretly wanted to be a part of that “sorority” after I read the book :kona:

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    See I watched nip/tuck (which should have NEVER been cancelled) so nope I would not be surprised… u r “that” dude. Not that that’s bad or anything just amusing.. no harm no foul
    _____________________________________________

    Head and love the style of dress of Christian but heart of Shawn McNamara

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    @REDBONE

    Shake sumpin.
    :coffee:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Insideyourbox you rocking the 18 and 1 day old? Is that what you mean?

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    RedBone624 says:

    Hey Brenden…Federali by day…aspiring stripper by night.

    i kid…(they do make good money at Stadium though)

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    Honycoatd says:

    :welcome: Redbone to the Lion’s Den

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    Eazy says:

    I love that gravi Dimpz! I :pray: my seeds look like me whenever I have some

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    RedBone624 says:

    :boobs: @ Man

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Iheart says:

    I love Zane’s older books like the sisters of APF :cheer:

    CONFESSION:
    I secretly wanted to be a part of that “sorority” after I read the book :kona:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I LOVED THAT BOOK! :yes:

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    I Go There says:

    Ace says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    See I watched nip/tuck (which should have NEVER been cancelled) so nope I would not be surprised… u r “that” dude. Not that that’s bad or anything just amusing.. no harm no foul
    ————————————————————————–

    every time The women on the blog talk about Whipfinity…. i think of the Cosmetics and the “special ingredient” the women of that show tried to create….
    _____________________________

    Homie that was Nasty right there.

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    Eazy says:

    Who is that in your gravi @redbone?

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    :lol: @OTB and friending lion cub on FB #majormoves :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHAT WE ON?? :coffee: <VR SPLASH BERRY BLEND

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    I Go There says:

    Hello Redbone

    Nice to meet you.

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    @HARLEM
    “Kirk Franklin sure did profess his love for porn and got “help” I laughed the whole of hour of Oprah with that bullchit”
    __________________

    :rofl:
    Every nigga been using that “addictiion” bullchit ever since. That nigga was ahead of his time.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – That song is back in my head! :wail:

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    RedBone624 says:

    Thanks everyone…

    @ Fayla…don’t do that. :-) remember you said you would welcome me with open arms when we talked on the phone after i purchased whipfinity??? LOL

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    Honycoatd says:

    I need some fresh sperm… I feel a pimple coming on.grrrr

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    candibfly says:

    we got another DMV’er? :yahoo:

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    I really miss NIp/Tuck.

    Thanks Eazy! :hug:

    You can’t tell the older one it looks like me though, it’ll make faces at you! :hahaha:

    FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:

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    Eazy says:

    :gossip: Ya’ll know I only want to know cause if thats Amber Rose im takin back my welcome until she gives me back my man
    :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    If you say so…….but ion believe u. Shawn a settle down type non flashy and chit. U my efriend do not sound like you fit that description but I may be biased after reading a lil bout Igo after dark…..Christian would do that not Shawn…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    *V8 :rolleyes:

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    CONFESSION

    I have so many Zane books in my collection that’s all you see when you first walk into my study…someone told me that I was ‘ghetto’ for having so much black erotica so I stopped buying them about 4 years ago… :ashamed:

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    @EAZY
    “Who is that in your gravi @redbone?”
    __________

    Marilyn Monroe.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    SIS :2dance: <— The lambada

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    *fake innocent font*

    :welcome: Redbone

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    Honycoatd says:

    Redbone are you married? Lesbianish?

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    @ Hony….. :nono: :no: :wail: @ sperm

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    RedBone624 says:

    hello I Go (can i call you I Go???) …nice meeting you as well.

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    @Man

    :dead:

    You don’t recognize Marilyn Monroe????

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    KDub says:

    y’all remember that hair product, i think it was called Rio. they were like it’s so natural u can eat it. had folks hair falling out and everything
    ————————————————
    With all that I AMMMMMMM I hate chu for branging up Rio.

    :wail: :rofl: :no:

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    MissHarlem says:

    :hi: REDBONE

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    Ace says:

    :coffee: :welcome: RedBone

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    @HONY
    “I need some fresh sperm… I feel a pimple coming on.grrrr”
    ______________

    Can’t have you with pimples and chit!
    :jack:

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    OHoney says:

    Honycoatd says:
    I need some fresh sperm… I feel a pimple coming on.grrrr
    ___________________________________________________________
    What….the….fuk

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    RedBone624 says:

    Hey Candi!!!!! Yuuuuup! (i only rep the D though)

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Honycoatd says:

    I need some fresh sperm…

    ^ :hi:

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    Iheart says:

    @Fe, What makes black erotica books ghetto :thinking:

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    Bibi says:

    :waves: @ Laker

    Put ur pic back….

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    I meant @Eazy… no Man

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SIS :2dance:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @HONY
    “I need some fresh sperm… I feel a pimple coming on.grrrr”
    ______________

    Can’t have you with pimples and chit!

    :jack:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I KNEW THIS WAS YOUR DAYUM OPPORTUNITY! I HATE’CHU! :rofl:

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    Honycoatd says:

    :cry: @ Babydoll

    I need some… I feel it right on my cheek.

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    RedBone624 says:

    Hey Harlem and Ace!!!!!

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    Iheart says:

    :welcome: Redbone :hi:

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    @REDBONE
    “Lesbianish?”
    __________

    :coffee:

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    MissHarlem says:

    MAN :rofl: come to think of it his ass started it with that bull

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    RedBone624 says:

    Thanks everyone…

    @ Fayla…don’t do that. :-) remember you said you would welcome me with open arms when we talked on the phone after i purchased whipfinity??? LOL

    :rofl: Wow somebody made it in eh? Congrats :cheer:

    now have u been issued ur welcome packet? :coffee:

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    Iheart says:

    Ohoey :yahoo:

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    Unsub....shytowne says:

    Feline
    2nd book explains Christian so you will “get” or understand why he is like that

    I enjoyed but Imma freak so :shrug:

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    they do make good money at Stadium though
    ____________________
    I take it you’re from the DMV huh!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :blink: DID THIS NIGGA BYPASS MY WELCOME??? :blink:

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    @Iheart

    I was wondering the same thing…but someone told me that I owned too many Zane and Eric Jerome ****ey books….even though I have MANY other books of other genres… :shrugs:

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    @HONY
    You must notta saw my offering.
    :coffee:

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    My face would look like a Light Bright board before I put sperm on it. :no:

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    I Go There says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    137 I Go There says:

    CONFESSION

    I sing Climax when Im in the shower….

    It just sounds better in there
    ____________________________________________

    I just got an imagine of you doing that
    _________________________________________

    Its the best right after I wash my hair and Im getting all dramatic

    Where are you now
    When I need you around
    I’m on my knees but it seems we’re
    Going nowhere fast
    We’ve reached the climax

    :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BIBI WHAT PIC? :shrug: THIS MY MAN :love: HIM THE BESSTESS!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :coffee:

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    OHoney says:

    iHeart :danban:
    Where is YSO and @Yall?
    :welcome: Redbone

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    Honycoatd says:

    Ohoney bunches of Oats – It dries out the pimple and is protein based so good for your skin.

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    @ Choco – That song is back in my head!
    __________________
    :lol:

    Then post it :hugs:

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    Welcome redbone :cheer: What I miss :tea:

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    I Go There says:

    RedBone624 says:

    hello I Go (can i call you I Go???) …nice meeting you as well.
    _____________________________________

    Might as well

    all the rest of these heffas do…

    but Welcome

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    @HARLEM
    “MAN come to think of it his ass started it with that bull”
    _________

    If porn addiction to happen to a good christian man like Kirk Franklin, I know I gotta at least be susceptible to that chit too! :yes:

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    RedBone624 says:

    @ Man only on the weekends

    @Fayla…i haven’t been issued my packet yet. i’m a little nervous

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    Iheart says:

    @Lakes, Somebody lied to you bout him being the bestes :nono:

    #THUNDERUP!!

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    I Go There says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    137 I Go There says:

    CONFESSION

    I sing Climax when Im in the shower….

    It just sounds better in there
    ____________________________________________

    I just got an imagine of you doing that
    _________________________________________

    Its the best right after I wash my hair and Im getting all dramatic

    Where are you now
    When I need you around
    I’m on my knees but it seems we’re
    Going nowhere fast
    We’ve reached the climax

    :lol:

    __________

    I just pictured you doing this FOR REAL! :rofl:

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    <–Would scrub my face with a barrell of protein powder, a touch of water and a loffa before I put sperm on it. :no:

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    MissHarlem says:

    FEFE thats a stupid logic bc inevitably they are saying sex is ghetto

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    Honycoatd says:

    @ Babydoll

    :rofl: Sperm or Piss

    People really use it to rid themselves of horrible pimples and it is cost effective . :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    @Laker

    The pic of u…Ill I can’t stand kobe. Ion care bout basketball Ion like him as a person…. :tea:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    The Makeup Maven says:
    :coffee:

    ^^I knew I was missin sumthin,,,Its gravy baby,,,You aint gotta tell my nosey ass :biggrin:

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    OHoney says:

    Ok Dimpz we get it, you not putting sea-men on yo face :hahaha:

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    Iheart says:

    QUICK!! Somebody give Redbone the offishul SR welcome packet :cheer: Make sure yall don’t forget the offishul Lakes ****shanary :yes:

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    Eazy says:

    Naw I dont recognize Marilyn Monroe unless I see a body image honestly. She looks like any other YT lady to me there, thats why it looked like Amber Rose :shrugs:

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    candibfly says:

    Where is YSO and @Yall?
    —————

    probably doing . O stuff :lol:

    OHoney :shakebutt: <— really doin the southside

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – I was waiting on your approval!!! :lol:

    :whistle:
    Don’chu be holdin’ back your love
    Don’chu be holdin’ back
    Don’chu be holdin’ back your love
    Don’chu be holdin’ back
    TATTED got a mean walk, a mean shoe game
    Badder than any bytch that you name

    :rofl: OOOH, THANK YOU, MA!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IHEART MEN LIE..WOMAN LIE **POINTS AT YOU** NUMBERS DONT :champ:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Honycoatd says:

    Ohoney bunches of Oats – It dries out the pimple and is protein based so good for your skin.

    ^^You dont say :think: Does it work on keloids :think:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <–Would scrub my face with a barrell of protein powder, a touch of water and a loffa before I put sperm on it. :no:

    ___________

    Girl there ain't NOTHING wrong with a little man milk… :coffee:

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    Honycoatd says:

    RedBone are you a colorist? Because I said Hi to you 19 and many more years ago and still nada.

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    @REDBONE
    “only on the weekends”
    _____________________

    That’s all that matters!
    :kiss:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    Girl there ain’t NOTHING wrong with a little man milk…

    ^ :hi:

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    RedBone624 says:

    Damn it does look like Amber Rose *changes gravi*

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    Piss?! :blink:

    @ O’Honey….If I have a breakout, can you just buy me a berka(sp)?

    Hell nawl! I don’t play in NOBODY’S swimmers. :no:

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    @Dimpz
    Yes I got a menu from their general manager and a catering menu :rolleyes: that looks like chit – I was reading and it said grilled chicken and I was grilled chicken cuz she gave me a free meal – so I called and was like is your chicken – chicken breast and thats when he said no chicken thighs :nono:

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    Bibi says:

    Might as well
    all the rest of these heffas do…
    but Welcome

    Hol up! Did u just call me a heffa???????????????????????????

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    Iheart says:

    _I_ Middle fanga @Lakes, But we are a new franchise dammit!!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:
    I us’ta want you and her and her and her
    and you and her and her

    :lol:

    @ CHOCO – :lol:

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    OHoney says:

    candibfly says:
    probably doing . O stuff
    OHoney :shakebutt: <— really doin the southside
    _________________________________________________________________
    *body rocks*

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    I Go There says:

    Bibi says:

    @Igo

    If you say so…….but ion believe u. Shawn a settle down type non flashy and chit. U my efriend do not sound like you fit that description but I may be biased after reading a lil bout Igo after dark…..Christian would do that not Shawn…
    __________________________________________

    YOU have NO ideal… but its all good.

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    Trendsetter says:

    :offtopic:

    I really dislike that hoop nose ring that Melanie Fiona been rocking lately…

    Ok carry on..

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    *fake innocent font*

    :welcome: Redbone

    ______________________
    :nono: You KNOW you not innocent… anybody who has a product out starting with :whip: (whip) is anty thang but innocent… :lol:

    I couldn’t love you this much :hug: if you were innocent…

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    @Harlem

    I thought so too….but the person saying it was saying some unfair shyt about uneducated black folks and their choice of reading, so for a moment I was like…is that moi????

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    ManMilk! :hurl:

    I swear I don’t know where
    <——came from.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Ion care bout basketball Ion like him as a person….
    U AND MANY MORE DONT.. BUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE HAS NOTHING NADA TO DO WITH THE GREATNESS THAT IS BLACK MOMBA.. HIS ATTITUDE DONT EITHER.. BUT U DONT LIKE BASKETBALL SO I UNDERSTAND :grin:

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    MissHarlem says:

    MAN I concur :yes:

    :rofl: at IGO taking advantage of his bathroom acoustics with the hand motion and trying to do runs

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    Honycoatd says:

    :lol: @ babydoll

    You don’t have to use alot its like take a little one and plant it on the pimple till it dries :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    Honycoatd says:

    RedBone are you a colorist? Because I said Hi to you 19 and many more years ago and still nada.

    :rofl:

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    Don’chu be holdin’ back your love
    Don’chu be holdin’ back
    Don’chu be holdin’ back your love
    Don’chu be holdin’ back
    TATTED got a mean walk, a mean shoe game
    Badder than any bytch that you name
    ____________________
    :danban: :danban1:

    :wink:

    @DIMP Im still laughing at your :coffee: to ACE :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Bren Bren – Why you keep waving at ANYONE who tom’bout sperm?? :hahaha:

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    Iheart says:

    Hey Wut :hugs: :yahoo:

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    :dance: @ Tatted’s singing

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    SPERM is Good for your skin~!

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    @Eazy

    I :heart: me some Marilyn…and ion see Amber Rose when I look at that pic…. :no:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    You don’t have to use alot its like take a little one and plant it on the pimple till it dries

    ^^Wait,,,So youre not consuming the semen, youre rubbing it on blemishes :yawn: Chile,,,I take my exciting wave back that I gave to you,,,Yall heffas play to much :coffee:

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    @ Hony…That means i’m playing in it. Gotta touch it to put it on then, putting it on. :hurl:

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    candibfly says:

    dimpz i’m with u :yes: , i’ll just use some neutrogena or something

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    @Dimpz

    So you wouldn’t let DJ :jack: on your stomach????

    You need to be more of a team player hon!

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    RedBone624 says:

    LOL LOL I’m sorry. You guys move fast here, i hit refresh and damn it’s already 6 comments.

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    @ Choco….You see he didn’t stay to have a cup with me right. HMPRF!

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Bren Bren – Why you keep waving at ANYONE who tom’bout sperm??

    ^^Chile,,,See post number 368,,,I thought shyt was bout to pop off in here,,,They had a bish like me funna get all moist n what not :yawn:

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    RedBone624 says:

    Team player!!!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ HARLEM – I be in the baffroom at home BLOWIN’! You can’t tell me shyt in there! :rofl:

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    @ FE…..For him I MIGHT be willing to make an exception. Not in my face though. :no:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OH IS THERE A NEWBIE :huh: :welcome:

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    Bibi says:

    @Laker

    I used to be a fake fan. When Jordan retired so did I #jordanstillthegreatestofalltime

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    I Go There says:

    FeFe Feminine says:

    I Go There says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    137 I Go There says:

    CONFESSION

    I sing Climax when Im in the shower….

    It just sounds better in there
    ____________________________________________

    I just got an imagine of you doing that
    _________________________________________

    Its the best right after I wash my hair and Im getting all dramatic

    Where are you now
    When I need you around
    I’m on my knees but it seems we’re
    Going nowhere fast
    We’ve reached the climax

    __________

    I just pictured you doing this FOR REAL
    ________________

    THat shiat is concert time… :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake – THAAAAANK YOU, CUZ I’M BLOWIN’ AND SWAYIN’ RATT NOW! :lol:

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    I think Redbone goin fit right in…. :yes:

    IF we all approve the azz shot I know that is working on posting.
    :coffee:

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    RedBone624 says:

    Hey Laker! Thank you.

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    @Dimpz
    that cuz you scurred him off :steer: :lol:

    @Fe
    I agree I :love: Marilyn Monroe and Amber is no where close I knew it was Marilyn

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    MissHarlem says:

    FEFE that person and their train of thought needs to kick rocks :rolleyes:

    MZ you always cracks me up when it comes to man milk, sex toys and or masturbating :hug:

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    @ Namesake….You should’ve seen me in the car hitting my Dougie, I think it was my Dougie anyway, to I Do by TI & Jeezy last night. GOOD TIMES! :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    #jordanstillthegreatestofalltime

    FOR NOW..

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Iheart says:

    Hey Wut
    —————–
    :woohoo: Iheart! Hey sugaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

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    Honycoatd says:

    Redbone- How much do you like the girls? #teamplayer

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    @BIBI
    Kobe > Jordan

    All great athletes are azzholes though. :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Bren – IHATE’CHU (ILOVEYOU)! tom’bout wait, so ya’ll ain’t consuming the semen! :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    MissHarlem says:

    MAN I concur

    at IGO taking advantage of his bathroom acoustics with the hand motion and trying to do runs
    ____________________________________

    yep

    sure do…

    And when I get out the shower

    I hook up the IPOD and do
    “you dont have to call”

    Situaaatiiiooonnnn

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    @ Harlem…I’m Innocent, I’m Innocent<–Snoop Dogg Murder Was the Case voice.

    :hahaha:

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    :::::……….;:::;;;;;::::;; <—-my face 'foe i use a semen masque :no:

    Redbone mk since they slippin on they pimpin lemme give u the preliminary one:

    Sex:
    Age:
    Location:
    Is u a freak:
    kids:
    spouse/SO:
    fave poster:
    how long u been lurking:

    we do have a fact checking staff FYI :coffee:

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    :newpost: is up….about my alabaster baby fava…. :coffee:

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    You Ain’t Gotta Call is STILL my ****.

    :danban:

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    BRENDEN Part II: Revenge Of The Booty Fleet says:

    You don’t have to use alot its like take a little one and plant it on the pimple till it dries

    ^^Wait,,,So youre not consuming the semen, youre rubbing it on blemishes :yawn: Chile,,,I take my exciting wave back that I gave to you,,,Yall heffas play to much :coffee:

    :hahaha:

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    @HONY
    Why you keep flashing that pelvis bone in your gravies? I mean show a lil bit of azz long wit it. :shrugs:

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    MissHarlem says:

    TATTED damn shame :lol: prob be goin all in too. I cant even talk when I am at home I sang not sing but sang

    SERIOUS QUESTION: what is the fascination with Marlyn Monroe? no shade I just really want to know

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    Honycoatd says:

    FayFay

    You forgot

    Breast size:
    Ass Size:
    What is the freakish thing you have done:

    #asking for the fellas :coffee:

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    we do have a fact checking staff FYI
    ____________________
    :lol:

    So tired

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    RedBone624 says:

    Hey Laker! Thank you.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    DO YOU NOT REALIZE THE ANGEL THAT YOU KEEP IGNORING THAT WELCOMED YOU??? I HAVE PLATINUM WINGS MISSY AND IF YOU WANNA REACH ANGEL STATUS, YOU GON’ CONFORM! :coffee:

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    @Harlem

    I agree…it was somewhat silly…

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    KDub says:

    Girl there ain’t NOTHING wrong with a little man milk…
    —————————————————
    Is this why SOME folks needed that cup :pigsfly:

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    Honycoatd says:

    Man man I don’t have a big ass to show off *pouts*

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    MissHarlem says:

    IGO I am with you on that I stay doing that dance no matter where I am :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake – Girl, memba when I jumped out the car and start twerkin’ to Azz Azz Azz Azz Azz…..those were my wild days. :coffee:

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    @Miss
    I like her because of her story not becuz of Kennedy she was a lonely soul and I think that’s what most people admire about her – she always appeared so happy but was really tormented -

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    ‘You Don’t Have to Call’ will make me start CROONING…ya heard!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SIS DID THE NEWBIE IGNORE UR ANGELIC PURE INNOCENT SELF.. :blink:

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    Trendsetter says:

    It’s way too much going on in here…I can’t keep up…I’ll just sit back and let you guys carry on while I drink my :tea:

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    KDub says:

    SERIOUS QUESTION: what is the fascination with Marlyn Monroe? no shade I just really want to know
    ———————————————————

    I never knew either…she was a mentally ill pill popping SLORE who fugged around with the wrong dude and got herself KILT :chase:

    Still trying to figure out why Mariah named one of her twins after her.

    I was done when I read once years ago the bish didn’t wear NO draws EVER and walked around bleevin like a fuggin dog in heat during her cycle :hurl:

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    @Harlem

    I can’t explain the fascination…I think it’s the same fascination that some folks have with Aaliya (there’s NO SHADE in that either)…young, beautiful, timeless, and never aging…she APPEARED a certain way, but had so much more going on inside…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – HEYUL YEAH! She don’t know better! God protects fools and babies. Fools and babies! :coffee:

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    Eazy says:

    SERIOUS QUESTION: what is the fascination with Marlyn Monroe? no shade I just really want to know
    ______________________________
    thats what I want to know! She was pretty..yeah I get that, but what else was she good for? Maybe we did have “why the fock are you famous” slore in hollyweird before the Kardashians :thinking:

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    MissHarlem says:

    CHOCO I can see that. I saw her story a couple of years ago but to me a lot of woman in that era was lonely as hell and all died in some form of drugs alcohol etc. Marilyn, Judy Garland, Dorothy Dandride etc. I just wanted to know the fascination with her and why she always get singled out when she def wasnt the only one however she was the most “popular”.

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    @ Namesake……Wasn’t that about 2mos ago?

    :coffee: <—-NO protein

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    Ace says:

    sorry folk..but this white boy behind me keep bothering me….wont let me live…

    what i miss?

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    MissHarlem says:

    FEFE I see why you would compare her (sort of) but in how they were in the public eye and what they had going on was two diff worlds.

    This is a good question and never understood why people was all over her. Anna Nicole modeled her damn life after her and I dont see the hype over her either but eh

    KDUB yes when she was on her period she would just bleed all over the place :no:

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    :cosign: FEFE

    I say the same about a more current singer as well. :whistle:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Namesake……Wasn’t that about 2mos ago?
    :coffee: <– NO PROTEIN
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo – :rofl:

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    Honycoatd says:

    ACe :cry:

    Why you have Dwayne getting beat up?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— HATES ACE'S INNERDS FOR THAT GRAVI! :rofl:

    that nignog shole hate The Rock, Namesake! :rofl:

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    @ Namesake…I swear I be Booooooooooooooooooooooooooing stuff too. :rofl:

    I know ppl be reading my text messages like :blink:

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    Ace says:

    (does some back reading)

    So

    <— this nicca

    is getting exceptions and chit but if i want to trace your back tattoo with some "practice" kids ..you want to run like it's sulfuric acid.. :coffee: #Iseewhereistand

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    ACE :rofl: U WRONG!!

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    @ Namesake Iono what’s wrongk wif Ace!

    :spank:

    i let him have the Dream’s leftovers and I never say anything. :coffee:

    #snippybishmode

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    @ Ace….Saying i’d consider it does NOT mean yes.

    :hurl: @ tracing my tattoo with practice kids. ONE of them is TOOOOOOOOOOOO close to my face.

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    @Harlem
    Good points…. Maybe Garland wasn’t considered sexy and Dandridge is glorified imo

    Also the similarity between Anna Nichole and Marilyn Monroe I’ve never put it together as such and you are spot on!

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    Ace says:

    Why can i see you makin that same exact face as nikki… when “him” taps you on the shoulder @ night… :D

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    Honycoatd says:

    LINDA really beautiful mami

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Fukk ace for that gravi :rofl:

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    Ace says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Fukk ace for that gravi :rofl:

    —————————————————————

    Oh you didn’t know he was a Bottom? :blink:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ACE!!!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake – GIRRRRRL, I WILL BOOOO SOMEBODIES AZZ IN A HEARTBEAT! I us’ta have ppl crackin’ up with that! :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HONYC :hug: THANKS I SEE KOBE..

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    MissHarlem says:

    CHOCO true about Garland not being considered sexy and yea Dandridge was glorified but yet its the same struggle per say. Sometimes I wish I can go back in time and just observe

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    Ms. Everything says:

    Somebody called bull**** on the court appointed guardian yesterday…. oh wait, that was me :thumbsup: :lol:

    I’m pulling for Tameka to win this one, cause Usher is showing himself to be shadier and shadier as time goes by

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    SummerBaby says:

    I wish the best for those innocent children.

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