Adele pregnant with 1st baby
Love addict Adele is pregnant with her first child. The British songbird announced the blessed event on her blog, Friday.
Adele wrote:
“I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx,” she wrote.
Adele’s broken heart from a breakup was the catalyst for her multi-platinum debut album, 21. The album sold over 22 million copies worldwide to date and continues to peak at #1 on the Billboard charts. Adele’s boyfriend, Simon Konecki, runs the water charity Drop4Drop.
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Congrats! Should inspire more good music….
SHE LOSSED ONE LOVE AND NOW GOD HAS BLESSED HER WITH TWO
GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME…
CONGRATS!!
I hope the baby is as blessed as she is
Good for her…
Hmmmm…if she was of a different hue would people be so happy with the Congrats???
*never mind i’ll find someone like you, i wish nothing but the best for you two dont forget me i think ill remember you said sometimes it lasts in love but somethin hmmmmmm hmmmmm dooo doo*
since sangs from MY
; i am extremely happy for her 
KK76 says:
Congrats! Should inspire more good music….
But seem like the best music comes from pain in relationships. When they get all in love then the music goes sour
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NaijaGal says:
Hmmmm…if she was of a different hue would people be so happy with the Congrats???
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i think so. guessin u don’t ? now i don’t know.
Love Adele but these singers start to suck when they ain’t got the misery anymore….Where’s Alanis Morrisette?
@Jenie that’s how i feel, but i didn’t want to be the only one…
i was v. happy for nia long too
NaijaGal says:
Hmmmm…if she was of a different hue would people be so happy with the Congrats???
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True but she’s not
Good For her,Im Sure she is ElaTed!
bibiiii, alanis is my bew ! ! she was on weeds for a season. she was great.
A traffic jam when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think
A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really do think…
did y’all hear the guy that left her was bi-sexual and left her for one of her gay friends?
Imma kick off the mess….
Poor Beyonce can’t catch a break. Now nobody will give a dammmm about Blue!!! Watch she post a recent face pic now that Adele is pregnant. Love Adele!!!
#MessyAsHell
@Sandra
21 wasn’t her debut album…19 was…
The best music is songs that have pain oozing out of it look at Amy Winehouse, by the way
singers from London have some serious soul in their voices, Amy Winehouse, Adele, Josh Stone, Jessie J these broads are beast 
BoogieNites says:
bibiiii, alanis is my bew ! ! she was on weeds for a season. she was great.
A traffic jam when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think
A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really do think…
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Man that song is the shyt!!!!
Good for her.
All the shade on Twittah talking about she’s having a baby out of wedlock…How many of them broads were wearing a ring when they pushed out their babies? That’s what I thought.
I loveeeeeeee Adeles fluffy ass!!
Congrats *plays Set Fire to the Rain*
FeFe Feminine says:
@Sandra
21 wasn’t her debut album…19 was…
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Yep
@Boogie
Ur right she WAS great…Wheres No Doubt? Same deal dude broke her heat she wrote killer album.
Do happy people sing the blues? Real question
Isn’t country 80% based on lost loves? Real question
Isnt Taylor Swift huge cuz everybody dumps her? Real question
Yayyyy
CONGRATS ON YOUR BABY 
#11 and 2 are my jams
YSoSrs says:
Good for her.
All the shade on Twittah talking about she’s having a baby out of wedlock…How many of them broads were wearing a ring when they pushed out their babies? That’s what I thought.
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I hate hypocritical folks they probably wiping the nut off their mouf right now
@Jenie, I don’t think the best songs/music are always from pain/heartbreak…who the hell in pain 24/7?
I love positive music above all! 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
YSoSrs says:
Good for her.
All the shade on Twittah talking about she’s having a baby out of wedlock…How many of them broads were wearing a ring when they pushed out their babies? That’s what I thought.
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I hate hypocritical folks they probably wiping the nut off their mouf right now
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Bullshyt cuz they swallowed it #helpful
DID You Photoshop that Pic Ms Sandra Becuz THAT LQQKS Like An Elderly YT Woman Though (No Shade…) Just BEING MF-ing Honest (YUP…)
Congrats good for her. Cant say I am a fan but shes a good singer.
NAIJA no duh the write up would of been laced with baby out of wedlock blah blah blah nonsense talk
All the shade on Twittah talking about she’s having a baby out of wedlock…How many of them broads were wearing a ring when they pushed out their babies?
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IKR! Exactly…
ION care because she can AFFORD it.
ION handclap and all that jazz when folks who can’t afford a tootsie roll get preggers and want ALL to be happy.
ION get it 
#dontcare #aintmyfault
ELove says:
DID You Photoshop that Pic Ms Sandra Becuz THAT LQQKS Like An Elderly YT Woman Though (No Shade…) Just BEING MF-ing Honest (YUP…)
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Adele looks very old for age, but her album is the shat though
SON, have you heard Someone Like You or Rumor Has It.
Oh my goodness
#thewords #hervoice
…and I bet she doesn’t care a lick about maintaining her weight after the baby or none of that…her voice alone has gotten her to where she is…
yallcrazy says:
SON, have you heard Someone Like You or Rumor Has It.
Oh my goodness
#thewords #hervoice
Set fire to the rain 
hell the entire album went in 
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One and only is my favorite
@Yallcrazy, I also like Rolling in the Deep! I was put on to her w/Chasing Pavements <…use to be my ringtone!
@Fe, yup cause she can SANG! not yodel on the track or scream lyrics like a dramatic banshee..
Adele is my bytch.. *plays turning tables*
SON yes I have just not a “fan” in the literal sense. I give her props though she def has a real voice anyone can appreciate
I can’t hear someone like u without wanting to cry…over nothing just aint right
Yeah yall I do love all of the songs on that album too! #shebangs
Congrats to them both but question why is she not called a hoodrat who’s having a baby out of wedlock oh never mind i know why
@Ms. Fashion I’m still floored by the factthat all of Alanis Morrissette’s heartbreak songs were abot Uncle Joey from Full House….Yes, folks…she was all bent out of shape about Dave Coulier…
#TheHeartWantsWhatItWants
And SON who hasnt heard “Someone like you” at this point. Its to the point where Im ready to slap the chit out of anyone playing that its been PLAYED here there and everywhere including the moon
LOL @KY, aw man…I had forgot about ole Alanis…
lmaoooo @ Tamar
by the way..
but her “love story” about Vince…girl BYE!
On when she realized that Vince was the man for her:
I wasn’t checking for Vince at first. He and I were friends. But it wasn’t until I found out that he was seeing someone that it hit me. I realized I had feelings for him! When he told me that his relationship at the time was coming to an end, I knew it was my time to make my feelings known. After that relationship ended.. he and I started dating and eventually married.
*sneezes* ahhhhbullchitchooo
I know BB, it was like she felt my pain and ish
AND on Rumor Has It when she sang: Just because I said it, doesn’t mean that I meant, it…Just because you heard it….
THAT’s the moment she became my friend (in my head) because I would say something just like that, and mean it!
KY leave her alone maybe Uncle Joey can put it DOWN
@Ky
Right! Uncle Jesse I get but Joey?????????
@Jenie… I LOVE One and Only, my other song is Turning Tables
Ok SON because I was about to get you the album and pony-express it
I Second what MY Boo Said (Comment #42) YUP
Adele is a very pretty girl with a POWERHOUSE voice!
FIANCE not that I believe or even care to believe what TAMAR said but I can def relate to wanting someone when they not available to you anymore
*throws Rolling In Deep on*
Congrats Adele. I love YEW
He Won’t Go & One and Only are my jams on repeat although the whole CD knocks
@His
@KyCakes
“Cut it out!” *does the scissor motion*
@INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST
I am a big Adele fan an love her voice!! Yay to her an her new family
Anybody check out that new Rozay Ricky Ross Self Made 2 CD is HOT!!!!
Yo B…
just cuz yall saying son #carryon
SON
I woulda pony that right back to you 
she alright with me I just appreciate her from afar
Am I the only one that is bored as hell at work and ready for 5′oclock? I need some DAMN entertainment, I say!
Damn I didn’t know there was a new post.
I like Adele and congrats to her.
I got to re-watch(was going to do that anyway) that sextape to make sure it was her. Man it looked just like her.
“Cut it out!” *does the scissor motion*
@Bad
Turning Tables is the song… I can’t keep up with your turning tables, under your thumb, I can’t breathe…
Whew! That right there got me through some stuff last month.
MissHarlem says:
And SON who hasnt heard “Someone like you” at this point. Its to the point where Im ready to slap the chit out of anyone playing that its been PLAYED here there and everywhere
I didn’t know Nathan about her until the after the Grammys
So she is NEW to me 
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Aren’t “hoodrats” usually broke? @Xena
BIBI actually YALL use to say B all the time with CANDI
my name is just SON to her for obvious reasons
I loved her 19 album and 21 is hot too but I like the deluxe version better.
@KyCakes (Comment #47)
WTF!!!
Y’all Females be putting me up ON THINGS I had No F-ing Clue About (YUP…)
@Goat, What are u talking about?
Don’t mind me I have issues today
all of Alanis Morrissette’s heartbreak songs were abot Uncle Joey from Full House….Yes, folks…she was all bent out of shape about Dave Coulier…
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CHILE when I come across “You Oughta Know” and the part of wld she go down on you in the movies…I kindly skips the rest of the song. In fact I should just take it off my Ipod totally.
To know she was tambout HIS cornball azz…NO BUENO.
Awwww…@MsDivaRho, IMO…it hasn’t been entertaining on here for AWHILE…
that’s why I stay lurking!
@DownBottom…..I watched a sextape yesterday that was supposed to be Adele. I swear it looked just like her, chapped lips and all.
BB, you can participate in eastcoastslang, just fill out this application
*headnod up once*
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Ho’burgurrrr
Who she think she’s fooling? She was probably sniffing all around him anyway. I mean we all have seen him.
Random…it’s that time of the month and my
itchy & throbbing! 
STFU Tamar
Can anyone recommend a good clarifying shampoo and conditioner?
SON oh ok in that case I get your excitement
I knew about her for a lil while and when she blew up I wanted to do the same to my brain. Now the new material is what I am waiting for before I get tired of that too
Aubrey
FeFe Feminine says:
@KyCakes
“Cut it out!” *does the scissor motion*
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DownBottom says:
Awwww…@MsDivaRho, IMO…it hasn’t been entertaining on here for AWHILE… that’s why I stay lurking!
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Down, you right! There was more going on when I LURKED! Now that I can log in and post, it just seems different!
@FEFe
Ever try a rinse with vinegar to clarify??
She is outta downtown now so I can’t get any
MsDivaRo says:
DownBottom says:
Awwww…@MsDivaRho, IMO…it hasn’t been entertaining on here for AWHILE… that’s why I stay lurking!
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Down, you right! There was more going on when I LURKED! Now that I can log in and post, it just seems different!
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Hey Dymond!!!!!!!!!!
@Goat,
Shut the front door! You shall not tarnish Adele’s good name!!! J/K..never heard of a sextape w/her..where u hear it from?
**Disclaimer: Just asking because I don’t want to see anyone’s sex-tape…celeb or not
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You can use Vinegar or baking soda to clarify your hair
@DownBottom…..I watched a sextape yesterday that was supposed to be Adele. I swear it looked just like her, chapped lips and all.
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Which ones was chapped?
Just asking…
BIBI you dont have issues its called Friday
only thing is baking soda will strip it so you have to use a deep conditioner mixed with the baking soda to tone it down.
KyCakes says:
@Ms. Fashion I’m still floored by the factthat all of Alanis Morrissette’s heartbreak songs were abot Uncle Joey from Full House….Yes, folks…she was all bent out of shape about Dave Coulier…
#TheHeartWantsWhatItWants
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Witch you crazy!!!! Uncle Joey???
Bibi, you trying to get me banned on my second day posting….ain’t that a BYTCH!
@Missharlem
Word is bond yo!
MsDivaRo says:
DownBottom says:
Awwww…@MsDivaRho, IMO…it hasn’t been entertaining on here for AWHILE… that’s why I stay lurking!
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<–tapping w/long acrylics 
Down, you right! There was more going on when I LURKED! Now that I can log in and post, it just seems different!
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Well maybe yall need alil vacation and ish
@ Yall not according to aunt Sandy lots of so called celebs are rats with money
Bibi says:
MsDivaRo says:
You don’t agree, no? 
It may just be my slight ADD…don’t mind me! LOL
DownBottom says:
Awwww…@MsDivaRho, IMO…it hasn’t been entertaining on here for AWHILE… that’s why I stay lurking!
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Down, you right! There was more going on when I LURKED! Now that I can log in and post, it just seems different!
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Bibi don’t be like that
@Bibi and Hony
No, I’m really not a fan of rinses…I was just looking for a good brand…
@DB & MsDive
Nah I just always wanted to use that emoticon
#itsfriday
well DB and msdivaro
y’all want to tell us about the time u tossed salad?
Yall see, we were nice and ish after all the complaints to mgmt and this is our repayment
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BB, I like to font joint or jawn too yo
Ok Ladies and people
Its been nice… I am off to suit up for scootering and skating with my babies. Wish me luck that I don’t hurt myself.
Hsve fun and be safe this weekend
@yall, LOL…you got those long two-tone acrylics….you betta get with the Shellac!
Love Adele. So happy for her.
On another note:
Really Sandra? What…no Baby Mama up & through THIS post??? No shade about her being knocked up by her “boyfriend” not her HUSBAND.
Oh that’s right…what AM I thinking??????
@ Fefe
I said Aubrey’s You can find it at your health food stores.
BUT I already simmered down
Dymond
Dymond says:
well DB and msdivaro
***Hands mic to MsDiva** 
y’all want to tell us about the time u tossed salad?
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Bibi says:
@DB & MsDive
Nah I just always wanted to use that emoticon #itsfriday
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:yahoo
girl…..these new folks are a trip
MsDiva, there will be no shellacking on my nails
#iamjustfakefontingdontmindme 
True Xena
Hey @ Mocha
Don’t be mean… Adele is no trollop and we Brits stay together ask @ Sandy Mae.
Ok cool, I will look for it tonight…Have a good weekend…
Shiddd, I ain’t tossing no salad
but I love having mine tossed!
Dymond says:
girl…..these new folks are a trip
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IKR! Got me simmering down and ish ON A FRIDAY
(@work voice)There is just no middle ground here. Too nice, too mean, blah blah blah
@yall, you no likey Shellac?
@MsDiva!
BottomsUP!!! LOL Hey Natasha!!
Honycoatd, enjoy! and be careful! Don’t try nothing new yo!!!
I think I’m going to scoot out of here early today too…have a good weekend everyone!
@DownBottom….I bullsh1t you not. I really don’t remember what I was searching for, I’m sure it wasn’t on Xvideos dotcom…Damn I can’t wait to get home.
K-Dub You Nasty!!! lol….Not the labia.
@ Ms. Diva
Wow…. glad I did not have salad today.
Called the hubby a little while ago and told him he has to get home fast this evening so he can eat the juice box before the kids get in town. He like damn you didn’t even say hello! Can’t wait to get home…..
@Dymond in the rough, is that the “neck n back” lady in ur gravi? “waiting:
@Yallcrazy, We likes to PARTAY…AY…AY
<—just gets a regular ole plain jane manicure (if that).
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#yallcanhaveatit
Who votes we just leave all the Newbies in here alone and then see how boring THAT is
They are finally ready now…
@ Y’all
I like harmless fun
you be good and safe too.
Sean Bankhead did a wonderful choreography to ‘Rumor Has It’. TOE IT UP!
Honycoatd – “need new haters… The old ones are starting to like me” says:
@ Ms. Diva
Wow…. glad I did not have salad today.
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@yall, don’t leave ME!
congrats adele!
@Goat, So…So does that mean u liked it?
Xvid = debbil! 
@Diva you are hilarious
MsDivaRo says:
Random…it’s that time of the month and my itchy & throbbing!
it….we don’t know you like that….
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yallcrazy says:
<—just gets a regular ole plain jane manicure (if that).
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#yallcanhaveatit
Who votes we just leave all the Newbies in here alone and then see how boring THAT is
@DIVA
I see you’re fitting right in here.
See I’ve been to the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain
La, La, La, la, la, la, la……
#BlackWhiteGirlChit
Really Sandra? What…no Baby Mama up & through THIS post??? No shade about her being knocked up by her “boyfriend” not her HUSBAND.
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Brits stick up for one anovah.
The Newbies are unruly cause we don’t “initiate” them properly anymore. Damn snitches always lurking and ready to run to Sandra.
YSoSrs says:
@DIVA
I see you’re fitting right in here.
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Sandra’s tweet on open registration yesterday said get in where you fit in!
Shid, I am unruly in REAL LIFE!
@YSo
Make up ur mind
The Newbies are unruly cause we don’t “initiate” them properly anymore. Damn snitches always lurking and ready to run to Sandra.
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You need an old SR head to break folk in propah?
Say it say it say it…
KyCakes says:
See I’ve been to the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain
La, La, La, la, la, la, la……
#BlackWhiteGirlChit
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Makes me think of Black Horse and the Cherry Tree!
@BIBI
Some unruly is better than others.
@KDUB
IT!!
What ill your plans for the fowf?
KDub says:
The Newbies are unruly cause we don’t “initiate” them properly anymore. Damn snitches always lurking and ready to run to Sandra.
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You need an old SR head to break folk in propah?
Say it say it say it…
IT!
Good night Yall….have a good one!
<—–wants to be initiated properly
Nobody
@Fay
I was just threatening them, that’s all
Hey, did you see me chasing granny clampit earlier yo?
#thebishisfast 
DON’T RUN NOW!! *trips DIVA to keep her in this post*
IT IT IT IT IT IT
*saying it like redrum*
@mSdIVA, BE careful what u ask for
Blood in…and Blood out 
@Yso
Ahh I see
good point.
MsDivaRo says:
KyCakes says:
See I’ve been to the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain
La, La, La, la, la, la, la……
#BlackWhiteGirlChit
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Makes me think of Black Horse and the Cherry Tree!
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So….that particular song, KT Tunstall really edited that bish…
The music between the words used to have the saying
‘pubes in the teeth, pubes in the teeth’ in rows….
So…singing it went sumthin like this:
Well my heart knows me better than I know myself, so I’m gonna let it do all the talking
*pubes in the teeth, pubes in the teeth*
*covers this whole post so Sandra can’t see* #missionimpossibleshyt
Oh Ky
What ill your plans for the fowf?
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No REAL plans…I take vacay in August..BUT…
I am going to see me a MANE this weekend!
Leaving earrrrrrrrrrrly in the morning to go get dat dack! Raleigh to Richmond, VA 
DownBottom says:
@mSdIVA, BE careful what u ask for Blood in…and Blood out
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@Diva I agree…I am semi-new but I mostly lurk because I am always late to post but I miss a lot of the old posters who were banned
I want to be initiated properly… only way to be a SR Ride or Die… #actingbravebutreallyalilscurred
KyCakes says:
MsDivaRo says:
Random…it’s that time of the month and my itchy & throbbing!
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it….we don’t know you like that….
#doingthemostcauseweletthem
#whoyou??
#toomuchtoosoonnewbie
KDub says:
What ill your plans for the fowf?
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No REAL plans…I take vacay in August..BUT…
I am going to see me a MANE this weekend! Leaving earrrrrrrrrrrly in the morning to go get dat dack! Raleigh to Richmond, VA
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KDub is gettin some azz
Riri_2484 says:
@Diva I agree…I am semi-new but I mostly lurk because I am always late to post but I miss a lot of the old posters who were banned
Keep it up Natasha, they can’t tell
Throw in a
or 
when all else fails 
lmaooo @KDub get the cawk bew!!!
@Bad I’m sayin’…give it just a few weeks
IT IT IT IT IT IT
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Hazing of Newbies:
Dont chall be running to go tell Sandy not SHAT. We done been here forever and 15 days! I done got banned at LEAST 6 times (that I can remma)… and we aint scared of you mo’fockas.
Start some shat and I am goin to type some shat on PURPOSE…for Googa alert to pick up on…and @REDEEMED gonna come in here and slap yall azzes senseless with a Bible.
Your Sister in Christ:
Kdub
P.S. Oh and welcome and shyt.
Natasha bew u good now that u got Miss Wanda Sykes out cho gravi
Pig Race anybody?
<–Ready!
Riri_2484 says:
@Diva I agree…I am semi-new but I mostly lurk because I am always late to post but I miss a lot of the old posters who were banned
It be like that sometimes…just step in and say 
“The man right chea, man right chea …here I go” <..Mystikal voice! 
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Awww…
No chit about her not being married huh @Sandra. Oh.
KDub says:
IT IT IT IT IT IT
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Hazing of Newbies:
Dont chall be running to go tell Sandy not SHAT. We done been here forever and 15 days! I done got banned at LEAST 6 times (that I can remma)… and we aint scared of you mo’fockas.
Start some shat and I am goin to type some shat on PURPOSE…for Googa alert to pick up on…and @REDEEMED gonna come in here and slap yall azzes senseless with a Bible.
Your Sister in Christ:
Kdub
P.S. Oh and welcome and shyt.
I live for Miss KDubz
tell em one mo’ time tho..
oh hell @Ho’boygahhh im so bored i’ll hop on the TINIEST pig u have *snickers*
OTB
Where’ve you bean? <–british accent
My day is now complete
Ok so I’ll just put it out there! Yes in a sense I am new, but I have been a lurker for some time and I have seen a lot of posters get the ban because of stuff going down. So I say what I say because I feel like I know some of you because I have been a lurker and yall do the most every day. The whole thing with Tatted & CD and emails and all that I know it all. Some folks were banned and came back and others not so lucky. Trust me I like my login but at the end of the day it is just entertainment for me. But yall cool with me the oldies and newbies!
**clips RiRi’s hair thats in her face**
Eff u too…don’t like what you see 2 fangas
I’m out.
I gotta go do some Kegel’s.
Talk to yall later.
i aint mad
YALL oh ok, i needs to know these things i’ll e-fck somebody life up over u
come back otb it’s too sunny
yallcrazy says:
OTB
Where’ve you bean? <–british accent
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Then it should be "where have you bloody been?"
JACKSON been out in dem streets mistreating the brown girls…mhm
KDub says:
I’m out.
I gotta go do some Kegel’s.
Talk to yall later.
Dymond says:
**clips RiRi’s hair thats in her face**
Eff u too…don’t like what you see 2 fangas
In the words of the infamous terminator (in that other movie)
U have been erased
what on erff is Dymond tom’bout??
I was just playin @MsDiva
And the other newbies too. We glad to have you… 
Long as nobodee look like a gerbil and/or been gang raped and thought it was romantic…we are GOOD.
No skinty piggies here
did anyone ask you all that divaro?
cuz I didnt
and if you know it all…tell me what happened cuz I still don’t know
Free Sass Free HTown Free Tatt
@BAD
See #178
Fuggin
@Kdub…you need a spanking! 
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@Fay
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Ky, It’s BEAN yo! #stopfukcingupmyaccent
It’s all good KDUB, Dymond, you already know the going back and forth and the posting of the phone number. Noone asked for it, I just put it out there….in that order….I’m Done (in Chris Brown voice)
Nathan Fay
*reads 178* oh my…
@FAyla
What had happened was folks felt froggish and then they didn’t jump
Not really though heat makes me cray
DB yes
& will be listening to them ALL this weekend as i mini-twist my hurr 
thx bew!
& HIS thanks too. i like this Daley feller tew
Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo hamster indeed
but NOT a romantic gang rape
yallcrazy says:
KDub says:
IT IT IT IT IT IT
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Hazing of Newbies:
Dont chall be running to go tell Sandy not SHAT. We done been here forever and 15 days! I done got banned at LEAST 6 times (that I can remma)… and we aint scared of you mo’fockas.
Start some shat and I am goin to type some shat on PURPOSE…for Googa alert to pick up on…and @REDEEMED gonna come in here and slap yall azzes senseless with a Bible.
Your Sister in Christ:
Kdub
P.S. Oh and welcome and shyt.
@not SHAT
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@Fay, I have to mini-twists as well…FMNL!
MsDiva, that was the latest banning, there have been several
#withthesamefolks 
@Fay, i be adoring Daley and his crazy hair…lol
:poopcorn:
@His, *jumping in the
* Who is Daley?
@YALL
*scratches head*
but what yall doin this weekend since i’m ridin the crimson wave & caint get none, who sides KDUB gettin backs blown out?
Bibi
i just squinted & read yo gravi! not eem a gram huh? 
i love it
Waiting on co-worker…
Long as nobodee tiddays sweep the floor…we good here.
One big happy deranged azz family
Long as nobody has a sized triple H braw.
We are good.
I love yall
@Down, him be a yt “soul” sanger…check him out.. think hes from overseas as well..im loving him right now. hes nothing 2 look at tho
@ divaro
like I thought you don’t know shat
#frozentea
yallcrazy says:
MsDiva, that was the latest banning, there have been several #withthesamefolks
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I’ll just erase everything that I saw in lurker mode and move forward. That’s the past we now in the future (pours some Moscato for those banned)
Who sides KDUB
gettin backs blownblowin backs out?oh KDUB aint gone yet & still tambout hamsters & chit??
gone nah! GIT!!
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HIS i’m watching him MURK pretty wangs ret nah?
Ribbit Ribbit do the damn thing
#Noundergroundrailroadtiddaysplease
OutsidetheBox says:
Who sides KDUB gettin backs blown blowin backs out?
well oh to the damn chit bew!
lemme fine out panky!
hmph! @ that fuggin OTB
pours some Moscato for those banned
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*Lays my azz on the flo with my mouf open*
You getting it on my face like Chris Bosh nah…stop pouring so FASS.
@Songstress So the red coats have come, huh? Sawwy…
I got back on Depo just so I wouldn’t get my visits anymore…
I
it 
I wanted to get my plumbing removed, but the Dr. was like “you’re still young what if you want another baby?”
I said, "Doc how about I make the solemn promise to you that if I DO get pregnant again, that I will come see you and only you with a rusty coat hanger? Will that change your mind?"
He told me to wait until I'm 35
*plucks nose for ignoring me* O.O *looking dead at you*
leave KDub
HIS
KDub says:
pours some Moscato for those banned
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*Lays my azz on the flo with my mouf open*
You getting it on my face like Chris Bosh nah…stop pouring so FASS.
BYE BTCH!
Bad Influence says:
#Noundergroundrailroadtiddaysplease
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Not even if they’re Jane Pittman sessi?
<–won't be getting back blown out unless it's a selfbackblowout
Bad Influence says:
#Noundergroundrailroadtiddaysplease
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KDub says:
pours some Moscato for those banned
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*Lays my azz on the flo with my mouf open*
You getting it on my face like Chris Bosh nah…stop pouring so FASS.
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KyCakes says:
@Songstress So the red coats have come, huh? Sawwy…
I got back on Depo just so I wouldn’t get my visits anymore…
I
it 
I wanted to get my plumbing removed, but the Dr. was like “you’re still young what if you want another baby?”
I said, "Doc how about I make the solemn promise to you that if I DO get pregnant again, that I will come see you and only you with a rusty coat hanger? Will that change your mind?"
He told me to wait until I'm 35
i want my tubes tied! shoulda did it after i had my son, but nawlll my silly ass had to consider having him a playmate
#dumbchit
#tears
yallcrazy says:
<–won't be getting back blown out unless it's a selfbackblowout
u know they making fuggin machines right?? i want one!
them muhfuggas be goin IN too! but i think they cost alot
@KyCakes BYE TO U TOO BISH! fuggin Jane Pittman..
them tiddays was knee deep in the struggle…
it was hard on my perky loving eyes!!
@FAyla
*wipes Dymonds tears* just cause im nice n shyt…
dnt get any ideas missy..
yallcrazy says:
<–won't be getting back blown out unless it's a selfbackblowout
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And just how, praytell, is that feat accomplished?
#SeriousInquiry
ION want no fuggin machine yo
U fine folks have a good weekend
Bad Influence says:
@KyCakes BYE TO U TOO BISH! fuggin Jane Pittman..
them tiddays was knee deep in the struggle…
it was hard on my perky loving eyes!!
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You be mad about some saggy tiddays, tho…
@Fay ion want one…what if that btch malfunctions and u all bent over like them freaky ass yt gals be doing and that damn thing rams the dyck right up to ur fuggin esophagus??? oh boy..
I’m out of here…leaving early…Ya’ll have a super nice weekend!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
yallcrazy says:
<–won't be getting back blown out unless it's a selfbackblowout
u know they making fuggin machines right?? i want one!
them muhfuggas be goin IN too! but i think they cost alot
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At one point, one of the Roses was saying something about a dyldo being attached to a power drill? Said ol girl was near death from pleasure…
*thinks abotu what's in my toolbox at home*
why u get her started KDub????????
knee deep
@Ky, no i was annoyed at the “oh im feeling myself, imma a bad bish” persona that the login had given that mufugga…then u gna post them soggy beach towels in a vneck up like u was doing it to em’… no ma’am
Ky, are yew trying to rub it in?
@Ky, get urself a dildo that suctions to the wall or floor if u fast in the ass…im certain thats safer lmao
<–perky tatas
soon and very soon we are going to see the king
Bad Influence says:
@Ky, no i was annoyed at the “oh im feeling myself, imma a bad bish” persona that the login had given that mufugga…then u gna post them soggy beach towels in a vneck up like u was doing it to em’… no ma’am
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Tiddays looking like gym socks full of doorknobs…
yallcrazy says:
Ky, are yew trying to rub it in?
Not I said the non bleeder 
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What? The Depo thing?
I jsut got back on it and I’m hoping it treated me as well as the last time…
I gotta go
that bish His has me remembering some chit and boy I tell ya
No Ky, the selfback thingamabob.
yallcrazy says:
No Ky, the selfback thingamabob.
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Oh….
#MisunderstandingsAndChit
getting the BC tomorrow morning :yay:
Laface, bc as in pills? #alwayslost
I think Lace means the Big Chop
Oh :duh:
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Still no decision on zimmerman, but I did read this:
O’Mara did not put Zimmerman on the stand, and briefly drew the ire of the judge when he asked whether Zimmerman could make a statement to him without facing cross examination. Lester called it a “backdoor” tactic and refused the request.
yallcrazy says:
^^Daddies BBW cum gimme sum suga
This adele chick is overrated to me. I cant believe some folks (((points at Sandra))) try to label her as r&b
Whatever…
Lester is the judge. o’mara is zimmerman’s atty.
Mr. Piggy
But
dontchew talk about her yo! 
She is new to me, I just found out about her 
I like her djm
#yikes
His wife looks like a pound puppy. Woof!
Brendbew, I wouldn’t label her as r&b, she is kinda a mix of several genres IMO.
I
how she BROKE IT DOWN in Rumor Has It 
I’m outtie…Y’all have a safe weekend!
But dontchew talk about her yo! She is new to me, I just found out about her
^^She aint new to me,,,I been knew about her,,,Way before the nose job
Nice woman, nice voice, but no power house 
Shell be obscure just like Nora Jones in a few years. Every other year these artist come out who the public praise because ohhh shes fat and safe for me to like because shes non threatening…Or ohhhh shes weird and different and safe for me to like because she could never steal my man…Same ol same ol 
So wuts up bae? WHat you gettin into this weekend,,,Besides a pint of Ben and Jerrys?
But dontchew talk about her yo! She is new to me, I just found out about her
^^She aint new to me,,,I been knew about her,,,Way before the nose job
Nice woman, nice voice, but no power house 
Shell be obscure just like Nora Jones in a few years. Every other year these artist come out who the public praise because ohhh shes fat and safe for me to like because shes non threatening…Or ohhhh shes weird and different and safe for me to like because she could never steal my man…Same ol same ol 
So wuts up bae? WHat you gettin into this weekend,,,Besides a pint of Ben and Jerrys?
I wonder if Lauryn pled guilty as some sort of plea deal
I read her reasons for not filing tax returns, and she made some valid points,,,As many of those who fight the we shouldnt have to pay taxes battle do,,,But,,,Now what?
@ yall
well what she gon sing bout now
Laface, I’m sure you will still be FIONE
I wanted to cut off 12 inches to give to Locks Of Love (I think that’s the name) it’s for yound teen cancer patients, you should see if your stylist knows about this. They use the hair to make nice wigs for the teens.
Nobody wants me to cut it though
BUT my real personality is the short hair, sooo what gives 
I still want to do it though. Hair will grow back <–my argument
Ben or Jerry for me yo! I'm going on a cruise & them hoes ain't gonna be talmbout me yo! 
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Brendbew,
I have a bookclub mtg tomorrow and other than that I'm free to do whatever/whomever I want
Whatjew doing this weekend? Fake exercising? Real eating?
#ikidikid
FuturedocDonte says:
well what she gon sing bout now
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Welp, if her baby’s daddy leaves her while BIG, she’ll have a banging album, right
#ihopethatdoesnthappeniwasjustsaying
Boo,You know more about her than I. I just saw her holding her Grammy’s and decided to get her album, and then I really liked it
I don’t listen to the radio, just news and classical music (on satellite in the car) so I missed her debut, I guess.
Shen doesn’t come close to my
Whitney though…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wanna dance with somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wannna feel the heat
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#pleasereadusourrightsnextweekandsayforteenHello’s
Guess I’m going to be apart of the after hours/weekend crew.
Howdy to those of you out there. Newbie here!
It’s pretty scarse around here at this time. I’mma give your the
packet though. & please note this is my very first time giving it out. So DON’T disappoint me 
I am working late, having meetings on the phone with our Singapore office so please forgive me if I don’t answer right back, they are still talking and it is kinds hard to understand them
Where you from:
Kids:
Sexual Preference:
Industry:
Why did you join SR:
Who are your favorite/hated SR posters:
^^^I just made that one up yo!
Bella, on Monday font this —> : newbie : (without any spaces around newbie) so that you can get your proper greeting.
It’ll look like this
#yourewelcome
Welp, meetings over, I understood 1/4 of what they said, & I am going home now
#aintmyfault
Everybody be blessed! And be a blessing to those around you….
#pleasereadusourrightsnextweekandsayforteenHello’s
We’ll I See I Missed the Pig Race “YALL”my piggy pooted out waiting for you to say leeegooo!
Hmmph!
Kevin Ferderline helped paved the way for these men congrats to another er
Kevin Ferderline helped paved the way for these men congrats to another male digger
Understanding this is her first baby but no articles are bashing her for being unwed. Yes she’s a grown woman with her own money and now she has earned the title “baby momma”. Not a good look for her at this moment. She has not dated this man no time and to bring a baby into the mix after not dating long enough to know each other is a cause for disaster. Just saying…it’s always a blessing to bring a precious life into the world and I know things don’t last forever but dang I’m hoping they can at least stay together longer than the child’s 5th birthday.
So, is her boyfriend still legally married??? just asking…
@yall
Thank you for the welcome packet!! And so sorry for not responding sooner…I know you’re outta here by now, but just in case you come back:
Where you from:
Kids: NONE…except Bella. The baby in the gravi
Sexual Preference: TRY-SEXUAL
Industry: Tourism
Why did you join SR: To drop in my two cents every now and then
Who are your favorite/hated SR posters: I will plead the 5th on this one. Especially with the Soap Opera thats been going on around here.
xoxo
@capricorn
Hopefully he is…Will make for an even better album
@Brenden aka Niecy
HI!! I always look forward to your commentary.
Picking lint, crumbs, dried &^%$#, out of my belly button is one of my favorite pastimes.
IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!!
Fatkat says:
She has not dated this man no time and to bring a baby into the mix after not dating long enough to know each other is a cause for disaster.
That’s why I started off my post with the words “Love addict.” Dopamine addiction is like crack. I shake my head when women who are under the influence of dopamine profess their undying love for men they’ve barely known for a month. 
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white=right
Congrats to her.