George Zimmerman’s wife, Shellie, arrested, bonds out of jail
According to NBC News, the wife of George Zimmerman, the man who shot and killed Trayvon Martin, has been arrested.
Shellie Zimmerman was arrested today and charged with one count of perjury for lying under oath about her husband’s finances. She quickly bonded out of jail.
In a bond hearing on April 20, Shellie Zimmerman told the judge she had no idea how much money Zimmerman’s private website had collected. In fact, she transferred at least $155,000 to her own personal account 3 days before the hearing.
In his written order revoking George Zimmerman’s bond on June 1, Circuit Judge Kenneth Lester wrote:
“It is apparent that [Shellie] Zimmerman testified untruthfully at the bond hearing. The Defendant also testified, but did not alert the Court to the misinformation.”
“Had the Court been made aware of the true financial circumstances at the bond hearing, the bond decision might have been different.”
Lester added: “Most importantly, though, is the fact that he has now demonstrated that he does not properly respect the law or the integrity of the judicial process,” Lester wrote.
Zimmerman turned himself in on June 3rd. His new bond hearing is set for June 29.
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EXACTLY WHAT THIS BYTCH GETS!!!!!
THIS BISH!!!!
Wonder what HER commissary list is gon’ look like?
THATS RIGHT BIIIIOOOOOCH!! FUK THAT PUTA TOO!!
NOW THEY GOING TO BE PEN PALS.. BASTIDS
She should’ve been locked up with his azz last week. White folks are always above the law until they get called out. If the public wasnt already pissed off by the states incompetence, she would’ve still been spending that damn money and keeping the damn lies going. Thats why I think the DA was right charging this fool with 2nd Degree. She knows whats up with these azzholes
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BELIVE THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW. BET THEY NEVER SAW THIS COMING.
LOOK AT GOD. Daisy®
Lester added: “Most importantly, though, is the fact that he has now demonstrated that he does not properly respect the law or the integrity of the judicial process,” Lester wrote.
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This should have been evident when he gave the 911 operator and the police his azz to kiss.
:whoohoo:
WHOMP THERE IT IZ!
TY I LUV THAT GRAVI I DO!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
THE UPDATED PIC ESSCARE ME SANDRITA!
Her and George and two UGLY specimens
*Peeps in from lurking*
They have her mug shot on twitter..and she looks shady….
SHE BEST TO GET HER
SKILLS ON.. THAT UTERUS **IF IT HAS ONE** IS GOING TO BE SNATCH!
OMG….that is one ugly bitch! DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunate and dreadful faced.
She looks like G’mork…The Wolf from ‘The Neverending Story’
I’m wondering how “excited” one should be about this. As a cynic, I believe that this whole “coming down” on the Zimmerman’s and making a public spectacle of it each time is specifically designed to paint a picture of a judge who is fair, and not taking $hit from anyone in this case… and then when Zimmerman goes free no one will believe that it was the judges fault because, “he didn’t like Zimmerman from the beginning”.
Don’t trust it.
These bitches are the new “Bonnie and Clyde.”
Damn you Sandra! You shold have put up #NSFW, that woman scared the bejeyus out of me.
Whew, glad I wasn’t hold a beverage in my hand. Gypysy and Kdub have already ruined a keyboard.
Sayonara you piece of chit
Usual Suspect says:
Damn you Sandra! You shold have put up #NSFW, that woman scared the bejeyus out of me.
Whew, glad I wasn’t hold a beverage in my hand. Gypysy and Kdub have already ruined a keyboard.
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@ Carrington…..I totally agree, sadly, but, every lil bit helps.
JMO says:
Sayonara you piece of chit
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‘The Neverending Story’
We watch it whenever it comes on.
Atrieu! ATRIEU!!!
Carrington says:
I’m wondering how “excited” one should be about this. As a cynic, I believe that this whole “coming down” on the Zimmerman’s and making a public spectacle of it each time is specifically designed to paint a picture of a judge who is fair, and not taking $hit from anyone in this case… and then when Zimmerman goes free no one will believe that it was the judges fault because, “he didn’t like Zimmerman from the beginning”.
Don’t trust it.
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So true I still think he gone get off !
applause:
*scrolls up to read*
Looks like she can put a mean dent in a 20oz porter steadk, with shrimp, baked potato, chili cheese fries, a hamburger and 2 large diet cokes.
@Fayla
KyCakes says:
She looks like G’mork…The Wolf from ‘The Neverending Story’
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I know that wolf!!! I use to be afraid of that thing!!!!
I loved that movie!!!
@Carrington is this a judge’s decision? George’s trial I mean?
I thought this would be a jury decision.
Jenie OMG i love ur gravi! who dat?
YALL KNOW HOW THEY SAY “WHEN U BEEN WITHSOMEBY FOR SO LONG U BEGIN TO LOOK LIKE THEM..” DID THEY KNOW EACHOTHER FROM CHILDHOOD?
OR THEY DOING THE HILL BILLY SHAIT
Usual Suspect says:
Looks like she can put a mean dent in a 20oz porter steadk, with shrimp, baked potato, chili cheese fries, a hamburger and 2 large diet cokes.
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Damn that sounds good
OutsidetheBox says:
‘The Neverending Story’
We watch it whenever it comes on.
Atrieu! ATRIEU!!!
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Southern Belle!!!
I have the DVD!!! I love that white dragon!!!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Jenie OMG i love ur gravi! who dat?
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Lauryn Hill
oh yeah my bew CD did get banned for that right?
I applaud that she got arrested. She blatantly committed perjury, so..
Although this only gets my pussy moist this will do for me for only about 12 midnight after that I still want that focker dead. GOOD and DEAD
just typing that made my ass happy
JENIE
LAUREN HAS TWO EYEBROWS?? I LIKES THAT.. OR AM I LOOKN AT AN OLD GRAVI? 
@Jenie – That’s a damn sham Lauryn Hill done changed so much that Fayla didn’t even recogize her.
are we sure they aint siblings??
i thank they committing insects
Ms.Fashion says:
OutsidetheBox says:
‘The Neverending Story’
We watch it whenever it comes on.
Atrieu! ATRIEU!!!
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Southern Belle!!!
I have the DVD!!! I love that white dragon!!!
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For the record, I believe, in my heart of hearts, that LeAnn Rimes did a wonderful job portraying Falkor, the Luck Dragon….
Although this only gets my pussy moist this will do for me for only about 12 midnight after that I still want that focker dead.
HIS BOOTY HOLE GOING TO BE NICE AND MOIST TOO!! 
BOUT TIME!
Looks like another winner.
I agree with Carrington btw. This is just part of the pre-game. I’ll wait to see how the game itself plays out in the end.
So thats why CD got banned? Yall got to be kidding me.
Aunty thats weak sauce as hail.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
are we sure they aint siblings??
i thank they committing insects
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To the
Get gone, dammit
BELLEFONTE, Pa. – The sobs from the witness stand were loud and prolonged, the cracking voice of Victim No. 1 in the Jerry Sandusky child sexual molestation trial gasping for breath as he detailed repeated acts of oral sex with the former Penn State defensive coordinator.
Now 18, the witness sat with his hands clasped in his lap, leaned into a microphone and slowly, painfully and purposefully delivered his disturbing memories of being an 11-, 12-year-old boy, alone with Sandusky on the waterbed in Sandusky’s State College basement.
The sighs and sniffs echoed around a rapt Centre County Courtroom as jurors looked on, a couple noticeably disturbed. A few grimaced at the retelling and shook their heads.
Sandusky sat hunched over at the defense table, often rubbing his chin. The 68-year-old is facing 52 counts based on using his Second Mile charity and his stature within Penn State football to sexually molest 10 children over a 15-year period. He’s maintained his innocence.
are we sure they aint siblings??
i thank they committing insects
I JUST ASK THAT SHAIT..
Damn shame
see this is much better than dude dying
his fking family is falling apart before his eyes
Now all we need is to see his daughter do porn and There you go…
Kill a man breathing
@ Cali…..She doesn’t look like my coworker to me.
@ Fayla…
@ insects. You been watching Meet The Browns too? 
This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.
They are both RACISTS!
Cali i thought that was her, it’s just been SO long since i’ve seen her beauty radiate as such
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Although this only gets my pussy moist this will do for me for only about 12 midnight after that I still want that focker dead.
Wishes I had Zimmerman’s jail address so I could send him a pair of tight fitting yoga pants with ‘juicy’ on the booty
HIS BOOTY HOLE GOING TO BE NICE AND MOIST TOO!!
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Why is she so damn greasy
Send that hoe a sandblaster
CALI
and to EVERYONE 
pardon my manners
CALI unfortunately this is the only thing that gets me moist these days
KY bish you just cemented your fate in hell bunking with me
OutsidetheBox says:
So thats why CD got banned? Yall got to be kidding me.
Aunty thats weak sauce as hail.
oh no. not this time, the 1st BRIEF banning she got. i didn’t witness that one, but Auntie let her back in. now she act like she don’t know meh no mo
(Auntie)
OutsidetheBox says:
KY bish you just cemented your fate in hell bunking with me
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I already knew we were carpooling in KDubs Ford Festiva…
I was gonna make us some sammiches, remember?
And she wants to be a nurse!
@OTB, I this in the other post: Attn: when yall got a pro’lem with me, let Cali write the note. TIA.
Gurrrrl, I’ve been wondering for weeks why you call people auntie (TIA) when you say certain stuff but just realized thats THANKS IN ADVANCE
Cocoabana says:
This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.
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Dipmz my cuzn said that chit one time. buscpet she was serrus
my family??
@JMO – Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.
@Carrington Location please..
I think if youre in Florida, youre happy. This is leaps and bounds for us.
And they like to make examples out of ppl. I dont see how you all think he will get off, we dont have all the evidence..and the slander against Trayvon was released to taint the pool of potentials.
The only thing I am concerned with is a diverse jury pool.
Cocoabana says:
This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.
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She looks like she like to roll around in mud, and eat slop. Oh n i bet she answers to Sooh’weeeee
Harlem!
<—me sopping up the extra moisture
how u dewin?
CALI unfortunately this is the only thing that gets me moist these days
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Gurrrrl, I’ve been wondering for weeks why you call people auntie (TIA) when you say certain stuff but just realized thats THANKS IN ADVANCE
^^ OH.. I THOUGHT SHE WAS WORKING HER ESSPANGLISH.. **LICKS THUMB AND ERASES HALF UR EYEBROW**
DB!
hola sweetie!
@Dimpz – She looks like one of your co-workers?
God don’t like ugly, they are both paying It ain’t over.
Thats all I got for you.
I Go There says:
Damn shame
see this is much better than dude dying
his fking family is falling apart before his eyes
Now all we need is to see his daughter do porn and There you go…
Kill a man breathing
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A mess you are!!!
DIABLA IS GOING TO ENJOY EATING THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
OTB..so do yo
dudes ALWAYS try to holla too??
I even capitalized it.
I mean, 
.
Yall really be having me wondering bout yall.
FAYLA
heyy
LADIES AND GENTS YALL HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL EVENING
@ Cali…You listed all the food she looked like she could put away. I said she doesn’t look like my coworker, who I have seen eat that much in one sitting.
<—-old WEbTV head..when the internet still "buzzed, beeped and rang" when you logged in.
I got web lingo for days. Sometimes it slips out IRL. (in real life)
OTB
I REALLY THOUGTH U WAS SAYING TIA THO.. 
TOOK ME A MIN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT FML WAS 
Ms.Fashion says:
I Go There says:
Damn shame
see this is much better than dude dying
his fking family is falling apart before his eyes
Now all we need is to see his daughter do porn and There you go…
Kill a man breathing
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A mess you are!!!
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Hey Im the nice one
Im not calling to kill the dude
I rather see him suffer openly in public
Just think you know his wife is in jail like
“If this fking Balloon head bastard didnt think he was TJ Hooker we wouldnt be going through this shait”
Cocoabana says:
This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.
Fay thats why I try not to branch out at all. It aint nothing like tryna get your fix and he tryna get his
I keep it between the BD and another friend. And if’n im in a relationship I get double the amounts cause nobody like they old lady getting trees from somebody else
Hi Harlem!!
…………………. well damn, bye Harlem 
DB that gravi
HER DUM BUT THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SLITHER AWAY.. NAW BISH BRANG THAT AZZ BACK
lol
lol
Bye Harlem
Usual Suspect says:
@JMO – Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.
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Where’s EB…
‘Finish her’ only looks right under her font
LOLLIE POOOOKEMON! **THROWS BALL**
Db
Ms Fash guhl u is FAB in that gravi u milk chocolate drop!
I love TD Jakes. Yall aint right for that.
I wanna attend a service at The Potter’s House. #thingsI’lldowhenI’minTexas
Have they erected a museum for Texas’ most famous export (BEYONCE) yet? I’ll also visit that. Along with Pimp C’s grave.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cali…You listed all the food she looked like she could put away. I said she doesn’t look like my coworker, who I have seen eat that much in one sitting.
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after 4:30 I need more direction
Yes, Fashy you working that green . *z snaps*
I Go There says:
Ms.Fashion says:
A mess you are!!!
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Hey Im the nice one
Im not calling to kill the dude
I rather see him suffer openly in public
Just think you know his wife is in jail like
“If this fking Balloon head bastard didnt think he was TJ Hooker we wouldnt be going through this shait”
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This fool said TJ HOOKER!!!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Ms Fash guhl u is FAB in that gravi u milk chocolate drop!
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Thanks my BEW!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Yes, Fashy you working that green . *z snaps*
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Thanks Doll!!!
I wish you could see the whole dress. I know you would like!!!
OTB THEY HAVENT BUT WE CAN GO SEE SELENAZ
@OTB, I vaguely remember reading about that, are they giving her a whole museum? or giving her a place within it?
OutsidetheBox says:
Fay thats why I try not to branch out at all. It aint nothing like tryna get your fix and he tryna get his
I keep it between the BD and another friend. And if’n im in a relationship I get double the amounts cause nobody like they old lady getting trees from somebody else
*whispa* can u sent mr fayfay a connect??
u know how ur #1 & #2 is dry? so u have to trickle down. well. trickle down like 25 tambout “i know u married & all but damn u look good in that dress. i been meaning to say something but aint wanna offend u”
got the nerve to be cute while saying it
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!!!
@OTB – I too
the Walrus.
Hey Fayla just wanted to say thanks for my whip cause my edges was starting to look like Ushers hair in court
OutsidetheBox says:
I love TD Jakes. Yall aint right for that.
I wanna attend a service at The Potter’s House. #thingsI’lldowhenI’minTexas
Have they erected a museum for Texas’ most famous export (BEYONCE) yet? I’ll also visit that. Along with Pimp C’s grave.
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Hood Crush
Let me gone on and help you out with that
1. Potters House- Alot of Dallas Cowboys go there and the line to get in that thang is always arond the block. Make sure to wear you Church Club attire…
2. The Museum for Beyonce is not there yet but give it a decade and Im sure it will be
3. I think Pimp is in Port Authur you can see that… just carry your gun when you get out your car. Sure as Pimp said “The 90s is for jackin 2000 for the ballers” Some folks didnt get that message…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
LOLLIE POOOOKEMON! **THROWS BALL**
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You know it!! Gravie was inspired by a little song by Brian McKnight…
Welp looks like the very PEOPLE who are helping them financially is getting them in MORE AND MORE trouble!!!! aww man where is my babies SASS & Tatted when i need em!!!!! #FREE TAT AND SASS!
Okay my 14 yo son wants to work so bad this summer but because of his age I can’t find him anything to do any legal suggestions
Usual Suspect says:
@JMO – Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.
wait. what???
where are*
DB :waves
Cut grass for people Choco?
DownBottom says:
@MsFash, well look at you looking like a pretty black barbie doll!!! (no nicki)
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DBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!
Why Thank You BEW!!!
no nicki??
@CHOCO bagging at the grocery store? Dry cleaners? Laundromat?
Pizza shop?
Welp i was gonna say something to HARLEM but this bish is gone
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:
Hey Fayla just wanted to say thanks for my whip cause my edges was starting to look like Ushers hair in court
Fashy
ssss! dont ever hesitate to send me a fashion snap!!! Email me!
sweetbabydeadsquirrel
. com
How much was her bond?
Usual Suspect says:
@JMO – Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.
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Among the food that COW up top been eating…but know JMO wants some too.
OutsidetheBox says:
Fashy ssss! dont ever hesitate to send me a fashion snap!!! Email me!
sweetbabydeadsquirrel . com
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You got bew!!! Look for it in 5,4,3,….
Choco aka Hippie says:
Okay my 14 yo son wants to work so bad this summer but because of his age I can’t find him anything to do any legal suggestions
yardwork!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Okay my 14 yo son wants to work so bad this summer but because of his age I can’t find him anything to do any legal suggestions
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Well I got this cousin that drives from Miami to New York and he always needs somebody to ride shotgu—-
Oh you said legal
Nevermind
got the nerve to be cute while saying it
@ Choco….Check with your city. Most times, they have a list of summer jobs available for underaged workers.
Frenchie i been missin ya all my blog day!
sup mi bonita?
DB
I hollered laughing but I recall a whole spot…for her. 
I think it was just gossip tho…unless imma need Bey to do more for some other causes.
@French
and Fay
Thanks I totally forgot about the bagging groceries
Cute pic @ Ms. Fashion
At fayla i was speaking on how nappy his and mine was but all in all thanks. I am getting compliments and shyt on look and smell.
@ Choco….Check with your city. Most times, they have a list of summer jobs available for underaged workers.
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Very good idea and thank you
Make sure to wear you Church Club attire…
Somebody told me I could find me a hubby there…hmmm
That pic of her scared me.
@ Choco…..They do it here all the time.
OTB lil young buck like 25
#nocougar
#i’mstillmarriednah
i been tryin NOT to notice him noticing me. he got that GOOD too!
FML!
OutsidetheBox says:
Make sure to wear you Church Club attire…
Somebody told me I could find me a hubby there…hmmm
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Well I guess a few other women got the word cause
that place is stacked with women getting in there to catch one of those dudes from the Cowboys.
you better off Praying at home and wearing that tight ass dress to the corner store.
is GZ wife face bloated or is that just the look
Ms.Fashion says:
You got bew!!! Look for it in 5,4,3,….
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It has that greek vibe to it. If falls really well.
JMO this game is for the birds!
MsFashion you’z is makin’ my southern parts moist with that gravi, guhl
Most times, they have a list of summer jobs available for underaged workers.
Thats what I was thinking. In Florida its called “Yes!” and the kids usually sign up in 8th grade before summer.
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:
At fayla i was speaking on how nappy his and mine was but all in all thanks. I am getting compliments and shyt on look and smell.
which scent did u get?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Cute pic @ Ms. Fashion
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Thanks Honey!!!
Kita
I got my juice. Not juiced(inside)…but juice in my phone. 
@Dimpz Im googling it now
KyCakes says:
MsFashion you’z is makin’ my southern parts moist with that gravi, guhl
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U play too much!!!!
AM I MISSING A PURRTY GRAVI?
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:
At fayla i was speaking on how nappy his and mine was but all in all thanks. I am getting compliments and shyt on look and smell.
AWESOME!! that’s wassup luv. i put in mini-twists last week. thought they was gone last 2 weeks but nah. my hair is growing too quickly & it’s fuzzy already. i’m happy about the growth don’t get me wrong, but lawd it takes 5-6 hours to twist it all.
which scent did u get?
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*I’ve been meaning to email you* I put mine in Friday, took me 4 hrs, I think my hair is too soft-prone to frizz to go the full 3-4wks, it looks like I will be doing it weekly…but I don’t mind…it turned out well!
#nocougar
#Nocubbin’ either? IJS!
No, no, We need to find you anotha spot. Stat. I smell that loud he got. But I also smell trouble.
25 sitting on 25mills…25 sittin on all the 1/4 sacks a girl needs. FML too.
CHOCO CUT GRASS… GO TO UR LOCAL MESSICAN STORE THEY HIRE HIm
@CHOCO no prob I was focused at 8yrs old looking for jobs
at 12 i worked at the church’s summer camp when i was 12
then dry cleaners at 14 and i haven’t stopped working since
@FAYLA hey boo
my beautiful songbird 
Ohhhh @yall @Fashy that dress is beautiful!
That mint! 
I bet you wish it hadn’t turned on now.
I Sowry!
CHOCO LOCAL LIBRARY..
OutsidetheBox says:
Ohhhh @yall @Fashy that dress is beautiful! That mint!
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Thanks!!!
I knew you would love it!!!
French KI$$E$ says:
JMO this game is for the birds!
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IGO, aint nobody riding shot gun fool
OutsidetheBox says:
#nocougar
#Nocubbin’ either? IJS!
No, no, We need to find you anotha spot. Stat. I smell that loud he got. But I also smell trouble.
25 sitting on 25mills…25 sittin on all the 1/4 sacks a girl needs. FML too.
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see how we gon get your Good Times on if you not gonna ride with me… see you Bullshytin
*I’ve been meaning to email you* I put mine in Friday, took me 4 hrs, I think my hair is too soft-prone to frizz to go the full 3-4wks, it looks like I will be doing it weekly…but I don’t mind…it turned out well!
you better off Praying at home and wearing that tight ass dress to the corner store.
I was really going for the word I feel you tho 
Now I gotta go just to see the THIRST!
Where’s HONY at?
JMO says:
French KI$$E$ says:
JMO this game is for the birds!
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IGO, aint nobody riding shot gun fool
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Thats good when I was 14 they had us working at those local parks cleaning up and shait like that….
@Lakes
and thanks Local library also good Im was stumped and I felt bad cuz he’s been asking me for a month now
@French
this kid isn’t playing he called me today and I was like MOM i need a job this summer bad – He just got out of school today
He’s very focused and Im really proud of him he’s know working hard he will see benefits I was like
Who talkn about LOUD
CHOCO REAL TALK..IF U KNOW ANY ESES ASK THEM THEY ALWAYZ FIND SOMETHING FOR YOUNG MEN TO DO.. GARDENING..MECHANIC.. THEY WILL PAY UNDER THE TABLE BUT GUESS WHAT HIM GOING TO BE BUSSY
OutsidetheBox says:
#nocougar
#Nocubbin’ either? IJS!
No, no, We need to find you anotha spot. Stat. I smell that loud he got. But I also smell trouble.
25 sitting on 25mills…25 sittin on all the 1/4 sacks a girl needs. FML too.
wut us gone do???
let’s smoke it out!
CHOCO GIRL THATS AWWSOME THAT HE WANTS TO WORK.. MY FIRST JOB WAS AT 14.. AND HAVING UR OWN MONEY IS THE BESSST SHAIT EVVUUUR WHEN U THAT AGE!
AFTER THAT ALL U HAVE IS BILLS!
@ Choco…..Try the local Park district and possibly the Alderman’s office as well.
CHOCO REAL TALK..IF U KNOW ANY ESES ASK THEM THEY ALWAYZ FIND SOMETHING FOR YOUNG MEN TO DO.. GARDENING..MECHANIC.. THEY WILL PAY UNDER THE TABLE BUT GUESS WHAT HIM GOING TO BE BUSSY
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I don’t know any dammit! I will ask around then
@CHOCO i think a Summer Job is great!
I wish I didn’t work while I was in HS though, I missed out on a lot. But than again I learned the value of a dollar. I just felt like I grew up too quick
*doe eyes* I was tryna help a friend! Thats not for me. Im good…and not bullshyttin…and an excellent rider
CHOCO HOSPITALS AND RETIEMENT HOMES DO SUMMER PROGRAMS TOO IDK IF ITS VOLUNTER WORK..
I got sweet cinnamon and the citrus
Praise Jesus in any stage of his life yall wanna pick! My worker went home! *sigh of relief*
<–Praise dancing
CHOCO
GIRL TALK TO ANY ESES AROUND UR WAY AND THEY WILL LET U KNOW.. IF WE CAN WORK WITH NO PAPERS **LICKS CALI BIRRFF CERTIFICATE** AGE AINT NOTHING BUT A NUMBER 
@CHOCO also check the public say camps around they way!
@Dimpz
Gotcha just called the library they are hiring for permanent positions only
I really appreciate everyone’s input I was totally stumped
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:
I got sweet cinnamon and the citrus
cool. so how what kind of ‘do are u sporting?
@ Choco…….Some jobs won’t pay in on a schedule but will give him an end of summer stipend if it’s like here.
THE YMCA WHAT AGE THEY HIRE?
Who talkn about LOUD
Not me.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Praise Jesus in any stage of his life yall wanna pick! My worker went home! *sigh of relief*
CHOCO GIRL TALK TO ANY ESES AROUND UR WAY AND THEY WILL LET U KNOW.. IF WE CAN WORK WITH NO PAPERS **LICKS CALI BIRRFF CERTIFICATE** AGE AINT NOTHING BUT A NUMBER
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@French
<—always smells like Christmas now, but the guys be liking it!
Praise Jesus in any stage of his life yall wanna pick
@OTB
Girl Im a bougie weedhead now I use to smoke regular but dude ran out and I had to get LOUD I can’t smoke reg anymore has it affected you like this
mr fayfay likes all of ‘em tho. but candy cane is his least fave. but don’t stop
tho
somebody mentioned candy cane being tingly in a special spot. imma have to put that to the test. for research purposes of course
<—always smells like Christmas now, but the guys be liking it!
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@OTB
Girl Im a bougie weedhead now I use to smoke regular but dude ran out and I had to get LOUD I can’t smoke reg anymore has it affected you like this
this is why i don’t like smoking loud. chit just RUINS u for reggie miller
Fay I cant keep my friend off these feets…Im on my hiatus and I have to make sure he aint around when I’m whipoping. Be tempting me and chit… that menthol have us both gone
WHATS LOUD?
@Lakes, “weed”
@ Fay and DB….My manager is here but, she cool as hell. I came in early and started with the coworker. I can’t stand her, heffa nosy and always in some shyt ain’t got nothing to do with her. Like I had to come in early and the manager and I were discussing what time I would be coming in and leaving. As soon as we got my in time agreed upon, she jumped in,
Her: “oh Kita, you’re gonna have a long day tomorrow not leaving til 6.”
Me:
*in my head* The fukk?! Who was talking to you? Why the fukk do you care? *outloud* Um, manager, what time will I be leaving tomorrow?
Ole peace making as manager: We’ll discuss it tomorrow dear.
Then I turned around in my chair, put my headphones on and ignored coworker the rest of the day.
this is why i don’t like smoking loud. chit just RUINS u for reggie miller
but damn if I don’t lubs me some loud
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@Songstress Does the lavender have a calming effect? Me Dukes got all
when I told her you have Lavender
Choco aka Hippie says:
@OTB
Girl Im a bougie weedhead now I use to smoke regular but dude ran out and I had to get LOUD I can’t smoke reg anymore has it affected you like this
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I’ll chime in a say loud ruined me for reggie
My dude used to call me if he got some reg specifically. I had to tell him ‘ain’t nobody got time for that’
kneegrow done ruinet me…
Then I turned around in my chair, put my headphones on and ignored coworker the rest of the day.
at this visual
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Yall done brought Reggie Miller up again and i’m still lost as hell like my name is JMO.
Who putting Candy Cane on their lady parts?
i’m lying tho i LOVE that loud. just not the price attached to it
OutsidetheBox says:
Fay I cant keep my friend off these feets…Im on my hiatus and I have to make sure he aint around when I’m whipoping. Be tempting me and chit… that menthol have us both gone
*not responsible for unplanned intimate encounters*
^^^
read that in the fast announcer’s voice
That loud gotcha. You will not be going back
But I found I need less of that to do the trick.
OTB WHAT I SAY?
@Dimplz, SMH…dang, I never get why ppl are so nosy at work…its one of my pet peeves
Ok. I am seriously
that my gravi ain’t changing 
But I found I need less of that to do the trick.
So I don’t mind
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*not responsible for unplanned intimate encounters*
^^^
read that in the fast announcer’s voice
Choco aka Hippie says:
I just saw SCAB FACE
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Unfortunate, ain’t it?
@ Choco…I can’t stand her or the one that’s the reason I had to come in early today and repeat on Thursday. (The big one)
She called off last minute yesterday talking about she had to take her grown ass, useless ass, daughter who can get a ride everywhere she needs to when she wants to fukk off, to the doctor yesterday and was gonna need to do the same today. WTH? How you know she gone need 2 days ahead of time and why didn’t you do that shyt over the weekend?
if granny clampit ask me ONE mo time what i’m laughing at!
KY
in fact that’s y i named it relaxing lavender bc that’s what it does. (candy cane too, but lavender moreso)
Dimpz a FEW posters have mentioned candy cane “lighting up” the c l i t
oh yeah, FUKK yo nosey ass coworker tho!
Wait, so we are calling him SCAB FACE now, SMH….I don’t wan’t to see it!
What is BAP?! Lawd, I need to log my lame ass off, go home and shave!
SHEDDUP SHAUN!<—-*said in my GO HOME ROGER voice*
@Ky
and 
@Dimpz
Dont complain bew you will come out better as a result
Haha. KY been hit with that Dereon Book of Shadows voodoo.
Youre welcome.
MY Peach
Reggie/Regular = WEED
LOUD = DRO Though
YUP…
lawsuits?
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT. me & me legal aide lawyer aint bout that life
@ Choco……You can only call in sick 3x in one month before you get written up. She just used 2. She gone call off again when her “girly” comes.
Bish 50 still calling off everytime it comes. Go get that shyt fixed. Ugh!
OutsidetheBox says:
Haha. KY been hit with that Dereon Book of Shadows voodoo. Youre welcome.
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Yeah, well…I only put it up, cause she looked higher than a giraffe’s ass…
And besides…I got the voo-doo curse long ago when I saw some dereon boots on sale, bought ‘em and them bishes fell apart three weeks later…
#DereonAintChit
Yeah I said it
ELove says:
MY Peach
I was wrong…maybe I should leave it alone…its only so much googling you can do 
#notboutthatsmokerslife
Reggie/Regular = WEED
LOUD = DRO Though
YUP…
*****
@ ELove….Thank you. Now WTF is BAP?!
ELove
<—me blowing u a gun
ok i'll bite, wth is SCAB face?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Bish 50 still calling off everytime it comes. Go get that shyt fixed. Ugh!
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People still do that? Oh my…
Bap is trashy weed…like no smell, no nothing, just make you sick. You cant hardly give that chit away
reggie & loud are both
loud is higher quality
#helpful
@ Ky…You should’ve called me before you bought them. When they first started carrying Dereon at Macy’s here, they did a story on it with Bey and her mama.
Reporter: So we here your product is ill fitted and of cheap quality. *extends mic*
Bey:
*looks at Tina* 
Tina: Cut the camera off NOW!
#DereonAintChit
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ok i’ll bite, wth is SCAB face?
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Ooh ooh..lemme answer, por favor…
It’s the cat that got his face ate off…He looks like a big scab..
@OTB @MzDimpZ
BAP = HUFF (Trash DIRT Weed…) for Us Chi-Town Peeps Though
@ Choco……You can only call in sick 3x in one month before you get written up. She just used 2. She gone call off again when her “girly” comes.
Bish 50 still calling off everytime it comes. Go get that shyt fixed. Ugh!
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@Dimpz @OTB I was trying to be an economical label whore…
Got all essited and chit…
I will NOT fall for the banana in the tailpipe again
*Bookmarks Urban Dictionary for future references*
<…not really 
Huff.
Imma be too ready when I come to Chitown. Dont try to sell me no HUFF. 
OTB ooooh. i saw it the next day. scarred for life!
gonna do workout!
<—Knows what HUFF is.
Thank you all for today's lesson.
Now it's time to say goodbye to all my Negro friendssssssssssss.
I'll holla at yall tomorrow.
and 
all around.
DownBottom says:
@fay, I can’t wait to try the peppermint…although the cinnamon tingled on my scalp as well! I love the Citrus for my body though…owww!!!
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I like the Citrus, but it’s the only kind I’ve tried. I ordere the big Citris last week. I’m going to put it in a few individual containers for different uses. I was picking up a Olive Garden bag and my nail scarced my hand. I put some whip on in for two days, I can’t even tell there was a scratch there.
@Fayla
Yes (I’ll TAKE That Baby…) 
@ Fayla just got my hair down. I forgot your fb addy so i can look for your hair do tips.
Mrs.Zimmerman look like a drowing victim
@MzDimpZ @OTB
@ E, Sup Charlie, who sings that song “On my Momma”
Well this made me smile
Ol F*t Fl**by B**ch. I hope she chokes on a pork chop.
missmiami
It’s just after 6AM here…
missmiami
KyCakes cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
MORNING LADIES
<<WITH PAN DULCE!
ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY TODAY I KNOW IT I OWN IT AND GAAAWD DANG IT ITS GOING TO BE AN AWWSOME DAY!!
MIS MIAMMI U A NURSE?
**HANDS U SOME COFFEE AND PAN DULCE**
Well Deion has confirmed that him and Tracy Edmonds are a couple
LAKES
NAIJA
**rubs ur abs** I HATE B!TCH ACTING MEN.. AND DION.. SIR U ARE LETTING UR B!TCH WAYS OUT.. 
Nobytchassedness
Goooooooooooood Morntings Dahlings
Gud Moanin’
Lakes
Naija
boistop
I’ve always thought Deion was a bish
LOVEZOE
@Naija Me thinks they have been phukkin this whole time….
Yeah girl i came in @ 6:30am and leave at 10:30pm. But a gal gotta do what she gotta do. Thx goodness I am off tomorrow
Naw, i wish i was a nurse that way I had an excuse for these long as hours. Im a fire rescue dispatcher. I get to tell dudes where to go on the radio
stay in school kids
In addition to the hellish wildfire Colorado has going (43k + acres burned) a trial started today for a Woman accused of negligent homicide. This Woman was driving her vehicle at a high rate of speed and killed an entire family of five.
Turns out, this bish was ordered by a Doctor to not drive until properly evaluated, due to her multiple seizures…
What is wrong with people?
Now because of your dumb ass, a whole family is gone…
KY
LOVE I SAW TAKERS **FOR THE 4584354 ** TIME LAST NIGHT AND THAT SIR ON UR GRAVI WAS SESSY
missmiami says:
Naw, i wish i was a nurse that way I had an excuse for these long as hours. Im a fire rescue dispatcher. I get to tell dudes where to go on the radio stay in school kids
<——- really says 'message'
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This Woman was driving her vehicle at a high rate of speed and killed an entire family of five.
ONE STUPID DECISION.. JUST FAWK WHAT IS GOING ON?
KYCAKES – of course they’ve been…I don’t necessarily care for Pilar but damn that’s fcuked up
LOVEZOE
MISSMIAMI
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
LOVE I SAW TAKERS **FOR THE 4584354 ** TIME LAST NIGHT AND THAT SIR ON UR GRAVI WAS SESSY
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Why am I all hurt inside that he’s dating Taraji P. Henson?
I mean they’re cute and all, but….yeah *files nails*
NaijaGal says:
KYCAKES – of course they’ve been…I don’t necessarily care for Pilar but damn that’s fcuked up
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GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!
DAY!
AND HAPPY
wish I was actually
right now… can’t have it all.. 
NAIJA & KY I JUST THINK HIS COMMENT ABOUT HOW “SHE WAS A MATURE WOMAN..BEUTIFUL OUTSIDE AND INSIDE” THAT WAS EXTRA OL B!TCH AZZ.. AT ONE POINT PILAR WAS ALL THAT AND MORE FOR HIS AZZ WHY DO ALL THIS EXTRA MEDIA SHAIT FOR?
Lakes- we will tango bout my man. My husband said if he holla I guess I’m out.
KY THEY DATING FO REALZ?
SHAIT THE WHITE BOY ON TAKERS **SAME GUY FROM FAST AND FURIOUS** CAN SOOO GET IT TOO!! FAWKN WHITE BOY IS SESSY TO ME IDK WHY THO.. 
KYCAKES – she needs to spend the rest of her life in prison…they should’ve charged her with depraved heart murder…stupid broad
GM!
i aint finna be lookin at down sinder up yonder for too long tho
Naja, Ky
I’ve always said Deion was a stunt queen.
OH AND ZOE
IS THAT BISH!
WUT WUT IN DA BUTT
FAYLA
KY & LAKES – they say the ex-wife is cosigning Deion & Tracy…wonder how messy ish is about to get
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
NAIJA & KY I JUST THINK HIS COMMENT ABOUT HOW “SHE WAS A MATURE WOMAN..BEUTIFUL OUTSIDE AND INSIDE” THAT WAS EXTRA OL B!TCH AZZ.. AT ONE POINT PILAR WAS ALL THAT AND MORE FOR HIS AZZ WHY DO ALL THIS EXTRA MEDIA SHAIT FOR?
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Some Men will do that extra chit, just to make the ex feel bad.
I dated this one NOI (Nation of Islam) cat…Muhphucka cheated on me with a YT girl that had just graduated HS
Now…he tried to tell me ‘she’s educated’
Kneegrow, she just graduated High School.
I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial relationship, what the phuck ELSE are you cheating and hiding?
NaijaGal says:
WUT WUT IN DA BUTT
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You wanna do wut wut? In my butt?
I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial relationship, what the phuck ELSE are you cheating and hiding?
BISH I LUVS U!! DID HE HAVE ALL THAT FACIAL HAIR? 
Tracey just a regular ole bicycle, huh?
LOVE IDK WHO THIS TRACY CHICK IS RICKY SMILY WAS SAYING SHE WAS ONE FIIIIINE OLDER LADY
STILL DONT GIVE NO EXCUSE FOR DOING ALL THAT ESSTRA SHAIT TALKING 
Tracey is Babyface ex-wife and almost married Eddie until Johnny boy said something
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial relationship, what the phuck ELSE are you cheating and hiding?
BISH I LUVS U!! DID HE HAVE ALL THAT FACIAL HAIR?
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No facial hair, but he’s the ‘pygmy’ I told y’all about a bit ago…He looked fine with clothes on, but once he was nekky?
But he ate the box like no other, so that’s why a bish stayed…
lovezoe says:
Tracey is Babyface ex-wife and almost married Eddie until Johnny boy said something
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I have to go back and find @Man’s diatribe… brb
LAKES Tracy is Babyface’s ex-wife, then she was with Eddie Murphy and ‘married’ him on an island somewhere but the marriage wasn’t valid and now she’s linked to Deion
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
KY THEY DATING FO REALZ? SHAIT THE WHITE BOY ON TAKERS **SAME GUY FROM FAST AND FURIOUS** CAN SOOO GET IT TOO!! FAWKN WHITE BOY IS SESSY TO ME IDK WHY THO..
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ahh, yes…Mr. Paul Walker
He gives me fever….jungle fever
I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial
Heyyy Ky!
<—ham sammich
manana mami!
what the deelio?
how is my Cocoa Goddess this moanin?
Lakes
ZoeZoe
Naija!!
Fay- what it do, what it do boo!