Morning Wood: Joseline Hernandez
Because some of you need a good laugh this morning.
Whenever Joseline Hernandez, the androgynous star of VH1′s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, teaches a class on tucking, I will be the first in line to see how s/he does it!
One of these things is not like the others…
Joseline Hernandez poses with her manager, music producer Stevie J, left, and his son Dorian Jordan.
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One of these things is not like the others…
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Whoever this is, she reminds me of Natalie Nunn
Whenever Joseline Hernandez, the androgynous star of VH1′s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, teaches a class on tucking, I will be the first in line to see how s/he does it!
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Dem some big, manly-looking feets for a woman
Secret says:
Whoever this is, she reminds me of Natalie Nunn
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Long chin
Dead! Lmfao @ morning wood.
NOthing about this “chick” says feminine. I’m going to need that picture of her IMMEDIATELY exiting her mama’s cooch. Until then, this bish is a man baby!
Look at them arms in that first pic
she needs to just 
trying to prove ish to folks, it actually makes her look worse. 
you know what will kill all that a birth certificate, only showing the chick sex
Not the morning wood um looking fo.
Sandra Mae Rose!!
Hmmmmm…Gorilla Feet…
In that first (upside down) pic, did she tuck in such a way that everything slides into place?
She looks a lil “softer” in the last pic. Why in ALL of her poses (except for the first and last pic) it looks as though she’s hiding “something”.
This is the sht that keeps me here on this crazy ass blog. Whew!
TuckyMcTuckerton
Look at HIS feet!
One of these things is not like the others…
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I have lived a very productive life. I have worked hard. I have raised my kids to the best of my ability. I have loved. But b/c Sandra is on that pure azz phuckery this morning…of putting this ish up as Morning Wood…I must DIE now.
*Call MamaDub somebody. She at the DMV so have her paged over the speaker…
I was crying laughing at Scrappy on the morning show when he said he first saw Jose at the gym and shim was bench pressing more than him
That thing DOES look like a “mangled up” castrated “peen”. LOL
I’m gonna need for his son to put down the lip gloss or lighten up on the carmex cause his lips are lookin a lil shiny there.
Everytime I see this shim all I can think of is that movie Too Wong Foo & shim is Chi Chi
Zephyr1979 says:
Dem some big, manly-looking feets for a woman
^^^^^^^^^^^
indeed
& she lkn diff’t in that last pic. like a lady. kinda. sorta. *squints out my periphery*
Everytime I see this shim all I can think of is that movie Too Wong Foo & shim is Chi Chi
and that movie was ON yesterday….
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@JENIE
Sandra has no fcking couth. And she wonders why we are the way we are when we’ve been here awhile. We get it from HER!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
<—with Jose's castrated peen
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Did anybody see Joseline interview with Rickey smiley? Now Im convinced she a woman. She needs to stay away from that heavy make-up though or she goes right back to looking like a drag queen
Wait why is his son in that pic
What is that first pose #TEEHEE
WTF IS GOING ON!
I think I see a ball about to pop out of that bulge in that bikini pic
Tuck and roll, Boo…
Until then, this bish is a man baby!
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Ahhahhahhaha
I cant this morning!!!!! lmao
Morning Everyone!!!
YSoSrs says:
@JENIE
Sandra has no fcking couth. And she wonders why we are the way we are when we’ve been here awhile. We get it from HER!
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MORNING WOOD
That is a man look at his feet and the body is not femme enough look at him compared to the females there is a tell tale difference
MissHarlem says:
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I came back to life to say why the fugg Stevie exposing his son to this phuckery? Not just the fact that Josef is transgender…but he SUPPOSED to be in a relationship with MIMI? The fugg WRONG with folks?
Choco aka Hippie says:
That is a man look at his feet and the body is not femme enough look at him compared to the females there is a tell tale difference
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You know I said the same thing, then I thought about Serena williams, and um yeah
nothing about her looks like a girl to me at all 
so this might a girl 
One of these things is not like the others…<<<<<<<<<<<,,, this here Sandra I hate you this morning
sandra log de hell off 
KDub says:
I came back to life to say why the fugg Stevie exposing his son to this phuckery? Not just the fact that Josef is transgender…but he SUPPOSED to be in a relationship with MIMI? The fugg WRONG with folks?
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And that dummy still talm bout we have a child together
apparently other folks have kids by him 
Mimi is pitiful and a recipe for HIV happening to women like her 
I have yet to be convinced that Joseline isn’t a man.
Now if I’m wrong then she needs to get on some hormone replacement therapy to balance out all that obvious testosterone.
Who has their son posing in a pic like that with a man they are screw(ing)?
Jose
Yuck! Who poses like that!
So who saw TED this weekend???
You know I said the same thing, then I thought about Serena williams, and um yeah nothing about her looks like a girl to me at all so this might a girl
Serena child whew!
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SR – You gonna have Daryl send you another letter.
Oh, heard this joke. May not work on the internet, but it’s pretty funny if you say it. Here goes:
Question: hat does a
horse eat?
Answer: Haaaaaaay
YSoSrs says:
I have yet to be convinced that Joseline isn’t a man.
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I say the same thing about Serena all the time, but this it just could be a man, being that stevie do look a Bi you know
KDUB I was thinking the same thing. If anything he should not be around other woman who is not Mimi but then again its woman like Mimi that let chit like this go down
<—–SMFH
@YSO
On WSHH there is a vid of her showing her brillo pad box….but folks buy refurbished puzzays all day, so I’m still not convinced. IJS
who’s dorian jordan’s mama ?
Listened to Rickey Smile the other day and he SAID that Joseilina is a WOMAN!
kahmmillion says:
Oh, heard this joke. May not work on the internet, but it’s pretty funny if you say it. Here goes:
Question: hat does a horse eat?
Answer: Haaaaaaay
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*drum, tap, cymbals*
You’re right.
Usual Suspect says:
Listened to Rickey Smile the other day and he SAID that Joseilina is a WOMAN!
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I think he gets paid to do dat! lol
bootcamp, i did i did ! ! soooooooooo funny. i
markymark 
@ Usual Suspect
Yeah, I heard the same interview, and he was having one of his rants about how Jose is 100% woman.
please go recoup my 30.00 I lost at sweepstakes
Exactly, who DOES pose like that? I don’t remember the last time I ever saw a pose like that. He is going to far to try to prove a point..#itsstillamanmaury
They were blaming the Tranyness on her makeup.
But baby, aint no makeup on those biceps, man hands, etc…
BoogieNites says:
bootcamp, i did i did ! ! soooooooooo funny. i markymark
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I am so pissed. I left work Friday and went and bought my 11:45 p.m. show ticket. I got back home and decided to take a nap. I set my alarm for 11, I didn’t wake up until 1:30 a.m., that flucking storm knocked out my power. I was PISSED, I paid $12 for that damn ticket…
IN THAT THIRD PIC U CAN TELL HIM AINT SSUPOSE TO BE IN A TWO PIECE
CHOCO
SUP LADY HOW WAS UR WEEKND?
i finally watched this horribleness this weekend. i’m still on the fence. i mean, sometimes shim looks sooooo manly in shims face and body language. then, shim looks feminine in the face. i can’t call it.
confession: i actually LIKED hollywood exes.
she’s @/ in a swimming pool w/ a face FULL of makeup for crying out loud. until i see her w/o it caked on, i will maintain :dasaman:
refurbished puzzay
lawd it’s a lotta newbies!
@marquez269 & Bella – Yeah, I was wondering…cause Head Crack was even saying how he thought she was a man. I’m confused, why Stevie J would be going around flucking with a shem.
@Free – Liked Hollyweird Ex’s too. R Kells ex is a trip. NICOLE MURPHY is a BAD BISSSH. Will ex wife she looks aged
@free: ME Too!!!
Heard folks were talking bad about Mrs. Kelly…but you know…she is a sweetie pie, with a beautiful smile and a great spirit.
I think I’m gonna like the show.
Si Fayla! Newbie here!!
CHOCO
NO AC FOR 48HRS 
GIRL IT WAS ABOUT 95 TO 100 THIS WEEKND I WOULD OF MELTED IN TO A PILE OF LARD 
IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT ABOUT UR UNCLE 
Lakes is that a real lion?
GM Sandraaaaa
@
GM SR family!!
Laker
Pryn
Jenie
Yso
Choc
Kdub
Fay Fay
anybody I missed [insert name here]
LMAO @ Morning wood tho. Sandra is clownin!
I saw that video that Joseph put out…the labia protruded further than the coochie lips. MUCH further. Anddddddd…as much as (s)he was playing with it..it NEVER got wet. Not a drop. YUCK. And it never stuck its fangers inside of it. Just played with those curtains…or rather drapes…that were sticking out.
Also, when she was sittin on the commode and took that pregnancy test..what woman sits on a toilet like that?
Andddddddd…what woman puts a pissy ass pregnancy test in her purse..no bag or nuffin!
I could be wrong, but ion thank so.
OMGeez @bootcamp, sorry to hear it
(i use my phone alarm for everything) ** we went @ 8sumthin, errthing was sold out til 11, so we went back for the matinee the next day ** so happy we did ! that freakn bear had me 
One of these things is not like the others…
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I found the toaster in the tree and the spoon on the door…
FAYL IDK I SEEN IT ON MY FB AND I HAD NIGHTMARES ALL FUKN NIGHT I HATE BLACK CATS.. NOW THIS BIG AZZ FUKN LION AND BLACK
ITS NICE THO.. HAVE U SEEN THE ALL WHITE LION AND GATOR?
MSWANG
HEERRO!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Look at them arms in that first pic she needs to just trying to prove ish to folks, it actually makes her look worse. you know what will kill all that a birth certificate, only showing the chick sex
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I can’t with those arms and feet
@Choco-I was just about to ask that. I read about the power being out in the DC/MD areas. They are asking residents to stay off the road and giving State Emp. liberal leave. My family is in Jersey and hasn’t had power since Friday…
Wow, you all need to stop it with all this stuff you are saying. It is not funny, that is really hurtful.
@Kdub IT WAS HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE IN CLAYTON ON SATURDAY.
please go recoup my 30.00 I lost at sweepstakes
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WHO you tellin!!!!!! CHILE it has been so HOT here and its 105 AGANE today!!!!
mzwhang90210 says:
GM Sandraaaaa
GM SR family!!
@
Laker
Pryn
Jenie
Yso
Choc
Kdub
Fay Fay
anybody I missed
[insert name here]BOOGIENITES_________________
You just saved me from ever watching that video and made me even more convinced that Jose is a man. Thanks.
<<<<<<<<<<<<< hates cats and dawgs, both the four legged and two legged version
Boogie
Hey Whang!!!!!!!
Hey Dawn
MzWHANG
@DESTINEE
What? Do you know it or something?
Stevie J is sooo not attractive!
jenie –>>
birth certificate wld def resolve it all ! but if it produced that, the 
would all go away
Usual Suspect says:
@marquez269 & Bella – Yeah, I was wondering…cause Head Crack was even saying how he thought she was a man. I’m confused, why Stevie J would be going around flucking with a shem.
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Men this all the time in the A why is this so far fetched to you
You would be surprised of the ish I seen 
DID YALL HEAR ABOUT THE LOVER WHO CHOP HIS LOVER IN PIECES MADE LOVE TO THE CORPS.. VIDEO TAPED IT.. MAILED DIFERNT PARTS OF THE BODY TO PEOPLE.. THEY SAID THEY MIGHT OF FOUND THE HEAD.. OH AND IN THE VIDEO THE LOVER WAS EATING PARTS OF THE BODY TOO
#FAWKTHISSHAIT
BoogieNites says:
jenie –>>
birth certificate wld def resolve it all ! but if it produced that, the 
would all go away
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That’s why I am still thinking this it has something to hide
@Choco-I was just about to ask that. I read about the power being out in the DC/MD areas. They are asking residents to stay off the road and giving State Emp. liberal leave. My family is in Jersey and hasn’t had power since Friday…
it stays on
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They were saying we may not get it until July 6 girl I couldn’t Im so glad mine came one yesterday and
MzWhang says:
I saw that video that Joseph put out…the labia protruded further than the coochie lips. MUCH further. Anddddddd…as much as (s)he was playing with it..it NEVER got wet. Not a drop. YUCK. And it never stuck its fangers inside of it. Just played with those curtains…or rather drapes…that were sticking out.
Also, when she was sittin on the commode and took that pregnancy test..what woman sits on a toilet like that?
Andddddddd…what woman puts a pissy ass pregnancy test in her purse..no bag or nuffin!
I could be wrong, but ion thank so.
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FIRST OF ALL A BIG
TO YOU!
Secondly……
EVERY FUGGIN THING YOU FONTED! I promise I said that them “lips hung low, they wobbled to and fro”….They sure damn did. They did NOT get wet and (s)he did NOT stick (s)him fanga in that empty ass abyss. And them pubes were of a man’s Rogaine follicle.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
DID YALL HEAR ABOUT THE LOVER WHO CHOP HIS LOVER IN PIECES MADE LOVE TO THE CORPS.. VIDEO TAPED IT.. MAILED DIFERNT PARTS OF THE BODY TO PEOPLE.. THEY SAID THEY MIGHT OF FOUND THE HEAD.. OH AND IN THE VIDEO THE LOVER WAS EATING PARTS OF THE BODY TOO
#FAWKTHISSHAIT
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Yep I think auntie wrote a story about that
yeah that fool mailed the body parts to authorities, that happen about two months ago
she gon ride this shim thang on out
Stevie J is sooo not attractive!
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JENN IT FAWK ME UP IT POPD UP ON MY
AND I READ THE SHAIT.. PEOPLE ARE CRAY
@Laker got damn nuts for real
And them pubes were of a man’s Rogaine follicle.
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#98
IT COULD BE SAND PAPPER DRY LIKE KIM KS THO.. 
BUT THE CUTI CAT LIPS BEING SHAPED ALL WEIRD 
Morning Choco
IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT ABOUT UR UNCLE
thanks babes
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JENN
SHAIT CRAY.. PEOPLE EATING DOGS EACHOTHER ALIVE… FAWK THEY DO THAT AT? 
@Lakes-I think he was a model too…
@Choco-July 6, shat I don’t know what I would do. I think some of my family are supposed to be coming down here..It is tooooo hot to not have AC..especially for the elderly
yall do know you can make a birth certificate say anything… IJS #dontjudgemecriminalactivites
July 6, shat I don’t know what I would do. I think some of my family are supposed to be coming down here..It is tooooo hot to not have AC..especially for the elderly
<<MY FACE TUUDAY
OH THATS REALLY BAD.. I HOPE THE ELDERLY ARE OK.. ERRTIME THERE IS A HEAT WAVE THEY ARE THE ONES IN DANGER AND KIDS.. BUT NO AC COME DA FAWK ON ITS TOO HAWT
I’m sorry but dem is man’s feet with paint on them. I’ve seen women with big feet, but shim’s looks big and manly. Jose continuously trying to prove that it’s a woman ——>
@Choco-July 6, shat I don’t know what I would do. I think some of my family are supposed to be coming down here..It is tooooo hot to not have AC..especially for the elderly
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Girrlllll we had to try and get my 91 yo uncle out the house on Sat he couldn’t even walk ended up calling the ambulance and they were like if we had waited things that are bad already could’ve been worse I just hope my power stays on that was not FUN!
CREAMY
FAKE SS# BIRFF CERTIFICATE LICENSE .. FAKE TWATT 
Mother Jefferson says:
Did anybody see Joseline interview with Rickey smiley? Now Im convinced she a woman. She needs to stay away from that heavy make-up though or she goes right back to looking like a drag queen
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I heard it on the radio…Rickey was convinced as well buuuuuuttt I loved when he told her he got two famous friends that want to me her..deeezzzz nuututts!!
After seeing the video, that is definitely a MAN! You can’t tell me otherwise..Joseph Hernandez
Her hair is laid in the last pic
this has to be one of the funniest posts ever for SR to put up. My goodness i’m dying over here. and the comments are even funnier. LMAO
Bella’s Master says: Heard folks were talking bad about Mrs. Kelly…but you know…she is a sweetie pie, with a beautiful smile and a great spirit.
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she was doing a lil too much but i think it was nervousness.
Serena has the exact same build but even more chiseled. Serena is much badder though. I hope the popularity of the build increases. At least she can promote health in the middle of all this bull****. She looks like folks with her last name look about the face when in shape. Her features are sharp…no different from eddie murphy’s and deion sander’s wives.
WTF is happening to Atlanta? Seriously? I heard about some show with the stripper Malaiha from houston and crazy white chicks coming out. Something about the life of sidepieces. The show even includes a gay dude that sees yall’s husbands and stuff. I’m staying hidden in the swats. Everything north of 20 can kiss my ass. Damn shame…just ruining an entire damn metropolis.
OMG Sandy…
Does no one else think Jose looks like a manlier version of Rhianna? That is all I could think of when I watched the show was Rhi Rhi.
why? says:
WTF is happening to Atlanta? Seriously? I heard about some show with the stripper Malaiha from houston and crazy white chicks coming out. Something about the life of sidepieces. The show even includes a gay dude that sees yall’s husbands and stuff. I’m staying hidden in the swats. Everything north of 20 can kiss my ass. Damn shame…just ruining an entire damn metropolis.
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You can blame Toya Carter-Wright’s husband Memphitz for that Mistresses of Atlanta BS. So you glorifying being a homewrecker. Really?? I wish I would turn my TV on and recognize my SO on a show about some whores. You can cue ole Brooke Valentine “Girlfight” cause I’m headed to bust that hoe in the face and accept my assault charges like a G.
all imma say is count the ribs.. count the ribs.. is there enough to be a woman????