This is why you should never eat at ‘fast food’ restaurants
The goal for any business is to make a quick profit. But for fast food restaurants, such as Burger King and McDonald’s, profit comes at a cost to public safety.
Fast food franchises looking to cut costs — and maximize profits — hire cheap labor, mostly high school students who don’t care about your health.
Teenage fast food workers are known to brag about slipping something extra into the special sauce, and watching as unsuspecting diners eat their disgusting creations.
But a worker at a Burger King franchise in Cleveland, Ohio went one step further by posting a photo on a message board of himself standing in 2 bins of lettuce.
The employee posted the image with the caption: “This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King”.
Enraged 4Chan hackers, also known as Anonymous, immediately went to work tracking the poster down through the Exif data hidden in the digital photo. It took 4Chan all of 15 minutes to find the Burger King employee, and the restaurant where he worked.
The 4Chan sleuths zeroed in on the address of the franchise: 1475 Worton Boulevard, Mayfield Heights, OH, then they called the Burger King and asked to speak with a manager.
A shift manager downplayed the incident, telling the caller that the guy was a longtime employee and this was his first disciplinary incident.
The photo went viral on social networking websites, and soon The Huffington Post and the Cleveland Scene, were calling the restaurant. The Cleveland Scene was told the photo couldn’t be verified as having been taking at the Mayfield Heights branch.
“We don’t believe it is true,” Mike, Mayfield Heights Burger King manager, said.
The Cleveland Scene was later informed that both the employee and the shift manager were fired.
Burger King eventually released a corporate statement reiterating that “food safety is a top priority at all Burger King restaurants” blah blah blah…
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I’ve stopped eating fast food for awhile cuz of crazy mofos like this
Damn I mean why would you do that to something someone puts in their bodies!?
these fcukers.
I’m glad the manager was fired, what an IDIOT!
What did it for me was dude in that McDonalds in Philly with him taping the rats n shyt running around the buns…I’ve never looked at McDonalds since.
Thats Terrible,thats one of the reasons I almost Never dine Out!
O lawd.. Yup I stop eating fast food especially dominos when the boy put the cheese in his butt and in his nose…
4Chan is some reallife ninjas yo
Yes! This is why I been chilling with my IT friends! I wanna be an “Anon”!
I can already find out pretty much anything but I need that arsenal of skillz. Oooh wee. Shucks.
Not surprised, I worked in a restauant as a teenager and I saw folks diging n their nose, dropping food on the floor and refryin it, dead bugs in cans it was shipped from warehouse that way, fly in soups…
Packing my lunch is timely but I know I’m no going to get syck.
Yo them Burger King icees be tres deelish..
This is just awful, some sick azz folks out here
So gross
Remember a couple of years ago another BK employee took a bath in the sink at the restaurant? WTF is going on?
: vomit:
This is why i have not been to a drive thru in a year. You have to be worried about whats in your grocers freezers as well, i mean manufacturers dont have the fda stationed within them either.
@MAC – Yeah it doesn’t take much to find out where someone is.
Gigi26 says:
What did it for me was dude in that McDonalds in Philly with him taping the rats n shyt running around the buns…I’ve never looked at McDonalds since.
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O hell naw!!!
I’on even eat lettuce. LOL
so Glad I eat like a rabbit, and dont even pull into a drive thru, taco bell, Micky D’s BK, Wendy’s, subway, KFC, Long john, captian’s. nonononononon, not NONE
I worked at dairy queen before and refuse to eat fast food, dont even stop not even for a Drink, I dont even drink soda’s 
well…i dont live in Cleveland so..
I had friends who worked at Steak and Shake when I was in high school…some of the stuff they used to tell me…
Whats in the chicken wrap
I love them mcbites @McD’s. I only eat their chicken, lost a taste for their burgers long ago with childbrith
Sam
if that shyt can happen there, i’m sure it can happen where I live too. I don’t play that shyt when it comes to food 
i mean i guess, u don’t know what they do in the kitchen of finer establishments either so
Steak and Shake
My homegirl used to tell me about roaches in the jamocha shake machine at Arby’s
Fukk her for ruining that for me!
I love me some Steak and Shake half price happy hour
Butter pecan shake!
Like you walk into that joint and see who’s working there, usually some high school kids who like to fukk around n what not…they gettin paid minimum wage so they could care less about sanitation and the like.
I only really eat at Chipolte, chick Fil A, panera
@candi
IKR….which is exactly why I pray over my food no matter what…you just never know…
Mornin’/afternoon all!
I dont get germ-a-phobic easily. Ive seen nastier chit at the job..in the streets..in your homes
I also believe the doctors who say that bullchit like this can build resistance in our immune systems..but hopefully you aint fukked in the first place cause then you d.i.e.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly..
I dont know why she followed the fly..perhaps she’ll dieee..
but i don’t really care for burger king to begin with, especially the beef
IKR….which is exactly why I pray over my food no matter what…you just never know…
I still eat fast food. The kids not so much.
I know it’s not healthy. Food is my only real vice. The world we live in is infested and infected so everything is contaminated to some degree anyway. #YOLO
I think when it comes to finer establishments they won’t be so quick to fukk up, cuz i’m sure if they found a roach/rat/ any kind of vermin in Ruth & Chris, that establishment is DONE-chef name is tarnished.
I feel like those higher end restaurants have a lot more to lose when it comes to food.
Trying to figure out what I’m cooking for dinner
A shift manager and a store manager are two totally differant things with a salary differance of about $15 per hour. Clearly that Burger King didn’t school the little shift manager how to respond to those types of calls.
I’m glad the manager & the employee got fired, just stupid.
me neither @Candi. not good
@OTB
Also, I never get an attitude with fast food workers. We trying to eat at home anyways.
What does #YOLO Mean I have been trying to figure that out
This is why I always bless my food before eating it.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
Me Neither,No fast foods,dont dine out much almost grill everydat and NO sodas! 
so Glad I eat like a rabbit, and dont even pull into a drive thru, taco bell, Micky D’s BK, Wendy’s, subway, KFC, Long john, captian’s. nonononononon, not NONE
Irefuse to eat fast food, dont even stop not even for a Drink, I dont even drink soda’s
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Sexualy????
@jeniefrumdabloc You Only Live Once
#YOLO
Usual Prime Suspect says:
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Sexualy????
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Yes ma’am. I suspect there will be a post about this later this afternoon.
Welp like the McRib
@SIS
I see we are here >>><<< again.
@JENIE
YOLO = You Only Live Once ala Drake. I actually hate that term but it seemed appropriate for the point I was trying to make.
Dark-n-Lovely says:
@jeniefrumdabloc You Only Live Once
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Also, I never get an attitude with fast food workers. We trying to eat at home anyways.
:lmao: I take great care. *in my French coworkers voice*
Say word Juanita Bynum was eating fur burgers?!
IGO!
Come back.
How many of you guys watch Kitchen Nighmares, some of those are up-scale restuarants and their freezers
Gigi26 says:
Say word Juanita Bynum was eating fur burgers?!
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I can’t tell you the last time I’ve had Burger King or Mcdonalds
chit’s disgusting!!! Your taking a chance eating anywhere these days other than home. Sandra did you see on the Atlanta news where needles were found in the sandwiches on the planes in the passengers food?? 
slime in the ice machine! #HoustonReference #RIPMarvinZindler
Lady – I knew she was shady, I never did like her “spirit” I was outdone wih her when she wa speaking in tongues via the internet.
But eating tasty cakes, ohhhh my
Will investigate :computer:
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Bootcampgirl says:
How many of you guys watch Kitchen Nighmares, some of those are up-scale restuarants and their freezers
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I DO Chef Ramsey is a fool
I actually hate that term but it seemed appropriate for the point I was trying to make.
SIS lawd I laughed so hard one night…kids on twitter saying YOLO for everything…???
Break your nose doing dumb chit? YOLO!
Curse your moms out then steal her car? YOLO!
Fukk your bff’s brother and bf in the same week? …YOLO…!
Whyyyyy do people do this????? WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
I only eat Subway for fast food. That’s it.
Boot- Yes!!! Even after he leave I wouldn’t eat there. I read some of the reviews, they still be nasty.
Ever seen an episode of Gordon Ramsey’s “Kitchen Nightmares”? Some of the sht I’ve seen on there…In supposedly “fine dining” restaurants…The cozy lies we tell are ourselves to get through this life…Maybe I’d be happier if I did more of that.
Gigi26 says:
Say word Juanita Bynum was eating fur burgers?!
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EWWW
COCHINO!
Kitchen Nighmares, some of those are up-scale restuarants and their freezers
Yes!!! Yucksters are everywhere! I watched a hoarders where the woman worked in a rest…roaches crawling all over her place..she takes her purse to work and infested the eating spot!
Usual Prime Suspect says:
Lady – I knew she was shady, I never did like her “spirit” I was outdone wih her when she wa speaking in tongues via the internet.
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I knew she was shady with that gaudy ass wedding of her to that man that beat the chit outta her. I still ain’t forgot that bish nukka.
@GaGirl I can tell what burgers I love
steak and shake 
Subway is not exempt! I implore you to take a gander around the interwebs for horror stories of Subway!
bnatural says:
Whyyyyy do people do this????? WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
I only eat Subway for fast food. That’s it.
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Subway nasty as fawk!
Did you know that “Aunt” translated into lazy-mom-language means “this bytch will watch my kids for me while I sit in the sun?”
Well I ain’t so quick to eat out everywhere anywhere…
Gimmie a drink i’m down for that…
#lushlife
YSoSrs says:
Ever seen an episode of Gordon Ramsey’s “Kitchen Nightmares”? Some of the sht I’ve seen on there…In supposedly “fine dining” restaurants…The cozy lies we tell are ourselves to get through this life…Maybe I’d be happier if I did more of that.
bugs and flies in the kitchen Gordon be going off tho don’t he 
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Ain’t this the truth! I’ve seen episodes too the food/meat is not refridgerated properly
@SIS
That’s why I hate it. People use YOLO to justify doing retarded sht. I’m like, I’m glad you only living once; you already too dumb to live now. No point in giving you another chance to fck up at life.
My friends first job in high school was @ Mcdonalds and those ketchup pumps where you fix your on ketchup @ she said they NEVER cleaned the inside of the ketchup pumps she said it STAYED filled with mold, yeast and all other kinds of yucky stuff so everyone pls ask for KETCHUP PACKETS DO NOT PUMP YOUR ON
i hate subway *barf*
and i never really cared for juanita
i’m not surprised by anything, she’s human
IN N OUT BURGERS
RALLYS FRIES 
I was just debating about what I was going to eat for lunch. Guess Ill wait to cook tonite!
YSoSrs says:
I still eat fast food. The kids not so much.
I know it’s not healthy. Food is my only real vice. The world we live in is infested and infected so everything is contaminated to some degree anyway. #YOLO
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I still eat fast food as well.
Wendy’s has always been my favorite low class burger joint. And they taught us in school that the body is able to cleanse most toxins or something like that…..
just don’t let them put them nasty lemon wedges in ur drink
marquez269 says:
I was just debating about what I was going to eat for lunch. Guess Ill wait to cook tonite!
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thats your best bet
Fefe, Jenie, GiGi, Yso and everybody
#bigfamproblems
Yesss, Gordon Ramsey is a fool…
Lemon wedges be full of grime and germs.
Last Friday my coworker found a baby roach in his pop from panda express…
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OutsidetheBox says:
Subway is not exempt! I implore you to take a gander around the interwebs for horror stories of Subway!
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That was my 1st job only worked there for about a month I think
and got fired once I got my first check it was almost $200 I THOUGHT I WAS BALLING!!!! but anywayz, our store was pretty clean, I eat subway on the reg to this day don’t tell me that OTB 
Last Friday my coworker found a baby roach in his pop from panda express…
EWWW YALL AND THESE FUKN FACTS
I JUST WAIT TO GO HOME AND WARM ME UP SOME TORTILLAS AND BEANS FAWK EATING OUT! 
I was DONE…gone when my Godmother made us (teenage night crew) take apart that gatdayum milkshake machine at Hardee’s one night back in 1993…..
I have been traumatized every SINCE. But as a fat girl deep on the inside…I am not sure if I can give up ALL fass food…
Yeah I don’t do the lemon wedges, I heard about that some time ago
yuck…
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
@GaGirl I can tell what burgers I love steak and shake
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They use that good angus beef
Do you all really think that eating at home is safer? Do you think a factory is going to stop production, pour everything out, and clean the vat machine because a rat fell in while making Heinz Ketchup?
My first job was Taco Bell…shyt I was in HS and wanted some shopping money…my pops made me quit though, said that job is for losers
@otb
I sent them right outside with her. My baby is sleeping..
I wont tell you then.
*whispers in your ear that the wheat bread really isnt* 
They use high fruc syrup to preserve too..
MamaDub wrote up somebody once too who she caught scratching they ays.
Gordon Ramsey coming out with hell nightmares. They showed a clip of a blanket under black light:
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Trendsetter says:
Last Friday my coworker found a baby roach in his pop from panda express…
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Say what now!!!!
so whas for lunch ? ?
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Gigi26 says:
GAgirl
My first job was Taco Bell…shyt I was in HS and wanted some shopping money…my pops made me quit though, said that job is for losers
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Aye them chulpa’s go hard!!!
I only had 3 jobs in HS and all were for shopping money 
@ANNA
Exactly.
Food is one of those things I don’t let myself worry about or I’d be even crazier than I already am. Unless I’m gonna grow my own, I have no choice.
(BlackMediaScoop) Pentecostal televangelist Juanita Bynum recently shocked the public when she admitted to having had sexual relations with women. “I’ve been there and I’ve done it all. I did the drugs, I’ve been with men, I’ve been with women. All of it,” she said during a recent interview.
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This is no really good news….Many women have slept with women before there were deleivred from sin.
BoogieNites says:
so whas for lunch ? ?
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After this post, not chit.
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OutsidetheBox says:
I wont tell you then. *whispers in your ear that the wheat bread really isnt* They use high fruc syrup to preserve too..
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Chit that’s the kind of bread I eat too
. Roasted chicken on wheat bread 
That is why I love my garden, NOW learning how to preserve foods for
whatever, its actually fun growning tomaots , collards, all kinda stuff. 
The majority of the fast food resturants I go to don’t have teens working there. The economy is bad, my kids had a hard time finding jobs, because ppl my age needed them.
BoogieNites says:
so whas for lunch ? ?
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@candibfly
I bought some famous amos last night and mad at chu…cause you had me thinking about dem. :rolleys:
I think my carpel tunnel is coming back
I know one restaurant that don’t play that chit
Chick-fil-A, that’s what I had for lunch today 
that’s the only fast food I’ll eat really 
stuff with frutose, artificial anything is not good for you, find plants that is good with protein and get off that meat its not easy but you can do it
animal fat that is being produce in meats not is horrible it clogs up errthanng Ok Ima stop 
Rapper Hazel E–who has been tryng to make her career happen since 2010–has moved on from asking folks to post her to music to revealing deets of the industry. She recently gave an interview where she gave up some dishy behind the scenes info on some big stars.
She revealed that she slept with Trey Songz and said “He’s so much fun” in bed.
She also messed with Trina’s boo, OKC baller James Harden. In a flirty way, she said “He goes hard” in the bedroom and added that James “Got down to work.”
When it came to “attitude” she said Cee-Lo and Eva Marcille were both big divas. It was also revealed that she saw Twista getting high.
She then blasted Natalie Nunn as a deadbeat who didn’t pay her bill. She also said her former roommate Melyssa Ford is a “user” who messes with dudes for their money. She thinks that is why she is with Flo Rida.
Why would she be giving all this info so willy nilly? We don’t know for sure, but we do know she’s been sending around her music asking sites to post it. And maybe this will give some an incentive to.
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
I think my carpel tunnel is coming back
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Rt OTB
U gotta be careful with all these joints, I kiss it up to God lol
Sometime I just gotta have some MD fries.
@Lovezoe-I can’t wait to see that…Gordon be talking cash shat, I can only imagine what he’ll be saying on this show..
@Cremy –
canning/perserves I was taught as a child. Last year I canned beets and tomatoes and gave them out gifts. People was life who the fuch is you Martha Stewart. Used Red and blue ribbons with my name on sticker. Tried a blue berry tree, but a squirrel got in there and had a good time. 
But its soooo good
@GA. I eat it too! But 
What you gonna do. Do not eat the roast beef that you havent seen opened tho! 
I wish I had a green thumb @Cremes! I even killed potted cactuses and chit.
GAGIRL87 says:
know one restaurant that don’t play that chit Chick-fil-A, that’s what I had for lunch today that’s the only fast food I’ll eat really
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chic Fil A is actually making headlines;The CEO wants to run the chian with “biblical Principles”
This is no really good news….Many women have slept with women before there were deleivred from sin.
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Some are still sleeping with them after said deliverance.
@ Trendsetter who dis Hazel E chick be? what she sang or has sung?
you know what I’m about to google her 
Who is Hazel E still after that?
Well damn, she throwing everybody under the bus
Gigi26 says:
Who is Hazel E still after that?
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I have no clue….never heard of her…just read that on another site
This is no really good news….Many women have slept with women before there were deleivred from sin.
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Some are still sleeping with them after said deliverance.
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And then there is that….She always running game
Rapper Hazel E–who has been tryng to make her career happen since 2010–has moved on from asking folks to post her to music to revealing deets of the industry. She recently gave an interview where she gave up some dishy behind the scenes info on some big stars.
She revealed that she slept with Trey Songz and said “He’s so much fun” in bed.
She also messed with Trina’s boo, OKC baller James Harden. In a flirty way, she said “He goes hard” in the bedroom and added that James “Got down to work.”
When it came to “attitude” she said Cee-Lo and Eva Marcille were both big divas. It was also revealed that she saw Twista getting high.
She then blasted Natalie Nunn as a deadbeat who didn’t pay her bill. She also said her former roommate Melyssa Ford is a “user” who messes with dudes for their money. She thinks that is why she is with Flo Rida.
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luVn_liFe… says:
GAGIRL87 says:
know one restaurant that don’t play that chit Chick-fil-A, that’s what I had for lunch today that’s the only fast food I’ll eat really
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chic Fil A is actually making headlines;The CEO wants to run the chian with “biblical Principles”
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I respect that their closed on Sundays
so what their in the news for has nothing to do about filth and nastiness does it 
I cut way back on fast food due to health reasons but I don’t think we know what’s in any of our food. I am a picky eater by nature but I love food from the garden well the little I eat anyway.
TREND
I see me and you were on the same page 
@Unsual
way to go I hope to be doning thatthis year round thanksgiving 
I love it
chic Fil A is actually making headlines;The CEO wants to run the chian with “biblical Principles”
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Truett Cathy the founder already instilled that I thought. That is why they are not open on Sunday.
To allow time for employees to worship and spend time with their families. <<< SAYS that in the handbook.
Which I thought wasn't very nice/thoughtful/fair then (93-96 when I worked there) OR now. B.c some folks have their Sabbath day other than Sunday; but whatever.
I went on a chick-fil-a binge when I was in college. I ate it for breakfast lunch and dinner and I was depressed and stopped up for weeks!!!
forrealtho, i’m sure you all would judge me if i came back in here w/ a slice of pizza
NaijaGal says:
TREND I see me and you were on the same page
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yes we were…
@Kdub #127 soooooooooo true preachers to ummm Eddie long Stroke
See…That’s another reason to not eat Chik-Fil-A. Might run into Redeemed ass passing out Bible verses with the fries.
Chick Fil A headquarters in Ga was a field trip in my highschool
Im serious..inner city kids, ya know.
They already run on those principles (no sundays, etc) but yes they wanna get even more far reaching.
So sick of the whole #YOLO thing…but the following bears repeating:
Texting while driving #YOLO
Marco #POLO
Bitches Crazy #FOSHO
Condom Broke #OHNO
You like Men #HOMO
Forever Alone #SOLO
Run N&**^ Run #POPO
@ Trendsetter
just read that on another site
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You to other sites . WOW 
I don’t eat out do to celiac..
marquez269 says:
I went on a chick-fil-a binge when I was in college. I ate it for breakfast lunch and dinner and I was depressed and stopped up for weeks!!!
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Breakfast: Chicken biscuit
Lunch: Chicken sandwich w/ waffle fries
Dinner: repeat from lunch
Due
See this
well don’t eat at Dunkin donuts either then
GAGIRL87 says:
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I respect that their closed on Sundays so what their in the news for has nothing to do about filth and nastiness does it
Nope , just about same Sex marriage
So sick of the whole #YOLO thing…but the following bears repeating:
Texting while driving #YOLO
Marco #POLO
Bitches Crazy #FOSHO
Condom Broke #OHNO
You like Men #HOMO
Forever Alone #SOLO
Run N&**^ Run #POPO
They are anti-gay, anti-anything besides right wing Christianity.
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KyCakes says:
So sick of the whole #YOLO thing…but the following bears repeating:
Texting while driving #YOLO
Marco #POLO
Bitches Crazy #FOSHO
Condom Broke #OHNO
You like Men #HOMO
Forever Alone #SOLO
Run N&**^ Run #POPO
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I’m covered so I aint going to worry about it…
James Harden is nothing to brag about…nicca looks touched
naija, that whole write up has me
i need a better intro for hazelE cuz ion know/ never heard of her or even a reference to her.
YSoSrs says:
See…That’s another reason to not eat Chik-Fil-A. Might run into Redeemed ass passing out Bible verses with the fries.
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OutsidetheBox says:
Chick Fil A headquarters in Ga was a field trip in my highschool Im serious..inner city kids, ya know.
They already run on those principles (no sundays, etc) but yes they wanna get even more far reaching.
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See they just need to focus on the food that’s it!!!!!
KyCakes says:
So sick of the whole #YOLO thing…but the following bears repeating:
Texting while driving #YOLO
Marco #POLO
Bitches Crazy #FOSHO
Condom Broke #OHNO
You like Men #HOMO
Forever Alone #SOLO
Run N&**^ Run #POPO
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@Kei We need to converse love..I just found out and me no likey any of the alternative options for bread and such…
Boogie go n get your roach infested pizza…shyt its yo money and body, YOLO bish YOLO!!! We ain’t gonna leave you fo dead in the mercy room
Uh-oh, here we go, looks like somebody was right. We do turn every post into a gay post…
Chit look at your sandwich I don’t play with wilted lettuce brown lettuce none of that chit prays this never happens to taco bell
oh btw my daughter said KFC chicken tenders bites are good like Chic Fil A good
You cook gluten free @Kei?
oh, was that Trend ? mybad.
Chick fi la is soooooo salty to me
Shoot…I’ll take some Jesus with my waffle fries…Man…CFA got grub now…those little chicken breakfast sammiches…
Phrozen1der says:
I’m covered so I aint going to worry about it…
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Your a vegan
knew of a lesbian, and a sho’nuff one at that, who worked for Chic Fil A and loved it
Shyt that pist me off each and every fuggin Sat. shift at Chick Fil A in the old North Hills Mall in Raleigh.
Do yall sell hot dawgs/burgers?
Is chicken the only thing on the menu?
Can I have a Chick Feel It sandwich please? Know how to pronounce the shyt OK?
My all time fave was when the ghetto-est muthafawka IN the mall at any given time… would come and order…chicken wangs.
@OTB I made my first Gluten free pasta last week it was different..it came out good but it’s def a difference
Chick-fil-A got the BEST vanilla ice cream son!!!
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Bootcampgirl says:
Uh-oh, here we go, looks like somebody was right. We do turn every post into a gay post…
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I did mention the chick Fil A same sex marriage thing 
So sick of the whole #YOLO thing…but the following bears repeating:
Texting while driving #YOLO
You are cray 
Marco #POLO
Bitches Crazy #FOSHO
Condom Broke #OHNO
You like Men #HOMO
Forever Alone #SOLO
Run N&**^ Run #POPO
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@Ga LOL nah by the blood love
Gigi26 says:
Boogie go n get your roach infested pizza…shyt its yo money and body, YOLO bish YOLO!!! We ain’t gonna leave you fo dead in the mercy room
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bout to cop a kid’s meal (pizza pizza!) from cosi. they’re fancy enuf 
CHUCH!
Yeah just saw that Hazel E story…
BIRD.
mercy room
*faints slighty
And she said it SEVeRal Times
I stayed to escape Hardee’s… undaneef the watch of my godmother and MamaDub…and b/c Chick Fil A was PAYING fuggin $8 an HOUR back in 1993! AND I had Sunday’s off. AND I got a free meal per shift. Sometimes two.
Naija well they are franchised so that could be. But its no secret chickfila FUNDS extreme right wing groups. Theyve settled all the lawsuits surrpounding the gays out of courts. That speaks volumes.
GAGIRL87 says:
marquez269 says:
I went on a chick-fil-a binge when I was in college. I ate it for breakfast lunch and dinner and I was depressed and stopped up for weeks!!!
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Lunch: Chicken sandwich w/ waffle fries
Dinner: repeat from lunch
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that polynesian sauce be talkn to me 
yooooo, we had a chick fila on campus. FOOD POINTS !!
Fast food tear my stomach up, but I fcuks wit every now and then. Gotta have that Bacon Cheeseburger once in a while
Polynesian Sauce is laced in crack I’m sure of it
Wanna know how I know..After work last week I drove to the new Chic-Fil-A near my crib trying to figure out how to get pass the barriers NOT realizing it hadn’t open yet… 
I sowwy @Phro. Hopefully your taste buds will adapt. My youngest son, i broached this (possible gluten allergy) to his doc (who is also a great family friend)…the heffa tells my mama about it!!!
Mama says, “thats white folks disease! I know ole mister (a great-great-great relative) aint reaching from the dead for my granboy!”
She was so for serious too. Imma have to tell her Blacks are afflicted. For shame. This will be crushing.
ESSPICY CHICKEN BISCUT FROM CHICK FIL A
Gotta have that Bacon Cheeseburger once in a while
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Yezzzz Zir – My fav is Roy Rogers sad but true
Chick-fil-A got the BEST vanilla ice cream son!!!
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There is a whole fuggin VIDEO we had to watch about that. IceDream. They invented it. Cant find it noplace else. But that ish ILL good. THAT is why their milkshakes so daggone good too.
Shyt folks dont know about Chick:
They have chicken salad. The ish is banging too. You can get a chicken salad sammich slightly toasted.
They marianate the chicken in pickle juice. That is why its so dayum good.
Its not on the menu but you can order a blueberry cheesecake milkshake that will make you SLAP SOME-BAWDEE
Phrozen1der says:
Polynesian Sauce is laced in crack I’m sure of it Wanna know how I know..After work last week I drove to the new Chic-Fil-A near my crib trying to figure out how to get pass the barriers NOT realizing it hadn’t open yet…
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You’ve been iggin my font for quite awhile, but this chit was funny…
@OTB But it IS a White woman’s disease and European’s I was confused as hell
… How’d you know about your son,did he get really sick?? @Kei How did u find out??
@KyC My bad love
wait, what you all got now ?
i missed it.
@OTB I’m glad you’re in tuned to your kids like that my momma just told me I was born with a “nervous stomach” so be careful what food I eat. FUGG THAT SHAT MEAN?! You forgot to tell me I have an allergy that damn near killed me woman!
@Phro Ok. You’re forgiven
#EasyLikeSundayMorning
They have chicken salad. The ish is banging too. You can get a chicken salad sammich slightly toasted.
I never had Chik fil a till I moved to the DMV, never heard of it prior…their waffle fries are banging but their chicken sammich wasn’t that great
maybe it was the one I went to…
phro
Let’s
Hi Cali
Otb
YesEverything
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KDub says:
Chick-fil-A got the BEST vanilla ice cream son!!!
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There is a whole fuggin VIDEO we had to watch about that. IceDream. They invented it. Cant find it noplace else. But that ish ILL good. THAT is why their milkshakes so daggone good too.
Shyt folks dont know about Chick:
They have chicken salad. The ish is banging too. You can get a chicken salad sammich slightly toasted.
They marianate the chicken in pickle juice. That is why its so dayum good.
Its not on the menu but you can order a blueberry cheesecake milkshake that will make you SLAP SOME-BAWDEE
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upcharge a lemonade
@Gigi
I was like this aint even hot as I drove my embarassed ass back home disappointed like shyt…
@Kei Did you always know,or did something happen?
@OTB and @Phro
Y’all talking about celiac disease?
But its no secret chickfila FUNDS extreme right wing groups. Theyve settled all the lawsuits surrpounding the gays out of courts. That speaks volumes.
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Not to defend them cause the dude who owned the one I worked at was a jack ays…Charly Kerr (hope his slow azz reading this too)…Chick Fil A does fund right wing groups…but they have also given out over $30 million dollars in college scholarships. One reason why I stayed through high school and a year after. Healthy ones. McDonalds, Taco Bell and the rest wasn’t doing that. I am trying to make 17 yo go get her azz a job there RIGHT NAH.
@Goat
@KDUb KFC put my cousin through Spelman too
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Gigi26 says:
Phro!!!
I never had Chik fil a till I moved to the DMV, never heard of it prior…their waffle fries are banging but their chicken sammich wasn’t that great maybe it was the one I went to…
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You know Chick-Fil-A is in most southern regions & as much as they won’t admit it the DMV is kuntry a$$ hell
try the icecream next time k 
LMAOOOOOOOO Phro I LOVE your mama.
Whewwww chit! LMAO… but no, that fukka just dont seem to grow! Well he is tall, but all my kids are tall but with heft. Girth.
Snack food love. 3 courses on S/T/Th type size 
Bro too thin for me. And he is always thirsty. ALWAYS! I thought he mightve been a little diabetic maybe? But
ION KNOW. Maybe my healthy ass just never had a small kid. Chit is scary. LOL
When we went over his diet though, he doesnt react to the food thats should cause a reaction in him so hoefully thats off the table. How did you know? Just ill after yeast and wheats?
Sweet Brown Lands Gig With White Folks Selling Houses “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Dat!” [Video]
Did anyone read about the above 
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So yall can’t comment on chica up top?
#CommentsOff
You know Chick-Fil-A is in most southern regions & as much as they won’t admit it the DMV is kuntry a$$ hell try the icecream next time
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It shoo is and Muuuuryland is too
I’ll try their ice cream and maybe that banana pudding shake I heard someone mention on here…I love southern made banana pudding
and a kids meal for the nuggets, fries
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Also…you can trade in the toy in the Chick kids meal for a free Ice Dream cone.
See how I retain SHAT? 20 years LATER…
lady_cn says:
Mornin’/afternoon all!
I’ve been on vacay and logging in sporadically, but have we discussed Juanita Bynum’s admission to affairs with women yet?
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Thanks for checking in, hun. Most women are lesbians when there are no men around. You buy your weave and your shoes to impress other women, not men. I’m just sayin’
Phrozen1der says:
Polynesian Sauce is laced in crack I’m sure of it Wanna know how I know..After work last week I drove to the new Chic-Fil-A near my crib trying to figure out how to get pass the barriers NOT realizing it hadn’t open yet…
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I had to log in for this one… too funny
newpost comments off though. Dont Sandie Mae know we drag more on those?
Why are the comments off in the morning glory post Sandra
Why are the comments off in the new post? Who ill Rachael scared of? Surely not us little Roses?
but they have also given out over $30 million dollars in college scholarships
Very true! @Kdubb. I think thats why it was a spot for us inner city kids to visit. Their focus is on “family”. Its just certain kinds of families
OutsidetheBox says:
Lemon wedges be full of grime and germs.
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I tried to tell my friend, Kiyah, but she insists that restaurants don’t re-use those lemon slices in drinks.
@OTB Well last month (when I was ghost) I got really sick throwing up 10-12 times a day couldn’t keep food or liquids down..ended up in the hospital for two weeks AND dropped 20 lbs. second hospital stint related to my GI so I had an endoscopy performed this time and a biopsy and voila…
at my momma for not digging deeper to find out what was wrong way back when… In short that shyt is serious!
Well I wish Joyce the best of luck in her endeavors
See Sandra I was going to be positive!
YSO
i was just about to Ask the Same Question,Why Is the comments off on the Morning Glory
Aint no one worried about Juanita why does she feel the need to say this now- Should’ve fessed up when her hubby ruffed her up in the parking lot – It’s the IN thing now to admit to a homosexual affair
GET LIVES
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Sandra Rose says:
lady_cn says:
Mornin’/afternoon all!
I’ve been on vacay and logging in sporadically, but have we discussed Juanita Bynum’s admission to affairs with women yet?
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Thanks for checking in, hun. Most women are lesbians when there are no men around. You buy your weave and your shoes to impress other women, not men. I’m just sayin’
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Oh and Good Afternoon Everyone
at my momma for not digging deeper to find out what was wrong way back when… In short that shyt is serious!
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You know how folks were back then they didn’t like going to the drs dont blame her just be glad it was discovered before it was to late
YSoSrs says:
Why are the comments off in the new post?
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In an effort to encourage women to send in those
bikinipictures, it’s imperative that I shut off the comments. Nothing personal against you ladies.DAMN Phro!!! Sorry to hear that…
I lost some weight too cuz of a damn stomach bug
but i’s better nah! Got me some Ensure’s and i’m packing em back on 
I dont mess with lemon wedges at restaurants. Makes them take it back if they put it in there.
There is a
if your interested but the comments are off, so yeah 
I’ll stay in here
Hmmm comments off in the post upstairs…what’s that all about
LET ME FIND OUT SANDRA GETS ALL THESE SESSY PICS ALA IGO AFTERDARK.. SANDRA AFTER DARK
@KDUb KFC put my cousin through Spelman too
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The chicken places wantcho azz to BE SOMEBAWDEE one day cause my niece got a scholarship from Zaxby’s
But back in my day Chick Fil A was LOOKING for kids to give scholarships to. General Manager AX’D me did I have any FRIENDS who needed jobs/school money. They didn’t want no print out from the school or SHAT in re to grades etc. Proof of enrollment all they wanted. Just cutcho azz a $1k check twice a year.
*SNICKERS* b/c Sandra KNOWS this chick isn’t morning glory matertial BUT good luck with everything I mean that
lovezoe says:
I dont mess with lemon wedges at restaurants. Makes them take it back if they put it in there.
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They just bring you the same drink without the lemon wedge. My mom absolutely refuses to eat in any restaurant. That’s why I can’t take her out for Mother’s Day, and such. But she’s a good cook so it’s just like eating out.
@Phro I was racing from church one night to get a milkshake (those things are crack) got there and was MAD that I forgot they weren’t open on Sundays. I could’ve cried…
Just don’t put lemon wedges in your drink I just squeeze the lemon juice in my water and put the wedge aside – chit the lemons in your own fridge could be dirty
Trend she explained #233
@CHoco True
@Gigi I don’t know how I’ma put the weight back because EVERYTHING has wheat or wheat products in it son EVERYTHING!!! My boy was like get on that weight gainer and that’s a negative!
Sandra Rose says:
In an effort to encourage women to send in those bikini pictures, it’s imperative that I shut off the comments. Nothing personal against you ladies
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Saw the new post…she’s cute and clothed…doesn’t appear she wants to be a video hoe or ‘model’…more power to her
@SANDRA
Well, I won’t be a twat blocker. #CarryOn
ion feel like scrollin up, who friend is that upstairs and why the posts off?
anyway, that milkshake from potbelly (i hate this place) was good. but i know my tum gon be on 10 in a few minutes. why do i do this to myself?
someone hold me!
Did somebody say Zaxbys?
Can I get some hot honey mustard wings pls
Sandra Rose says:
lovezoe says:
I dont mess with lemon wedges at restaurants. Makes them take it back if they put it in there.
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They just bring you the same drink without the lemon wedge. My mom absolutely refuses to eat in any restaurant. That’s why I can’t take her out for Mother’s Day, and such. But she’s a good cook so it’s just like eating out.
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My mom is the same way. She will not eat at any restaurant for the very reason that she doesn’t know what they are doing to her food.
@Kwall
@Natasha Damn son
*drives to another one determined to find an opened one*
oh nvmd, i see the explanation
GAGIRL87 says:
*SNICKERS* b/c Sandra KNOWS this chick isn’t morning glory matertial
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Not true. Rachel is beautiful. I’ll pray for the Lord to soften your heart.
@Bibi
Phro: The Ensure that I drink is gluten free so maybe that’s worth a shot? But I hear you….i’m lactose intolerant but I love me some ice cream n shyt…
Another QOTD: What makes you keep FB friends? Some people I KNOW I probably won’t see in the next five years, others we only chat on the occasional status update. I am ready to close down my FB.
Phro bear with me on phone. Found out by eating my mom’s takeout
@Gigi I told someone those Ensures they were “attempting” to give me tasted like Slow farts and melted batteries… I AINT DRINING IT!!
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Sandra Rose says:
GAGIRL87 says:
*SNICKERS* b/c Sandra KNOWS this chick isn’t morning glory matertial
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Not true. Rachel is beautiful. I’ll pray for the Lord to soften your heart.
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While your praying for me pray for yourself b/c you AIN’T RIGHT EITHER
@Gigi
U try lactaid pills??
gluten free cookies taste like sand
imma start makin ALL my damn food fugg this hea
Good Lookin OUT ANON!
Praying for soft hearts? On your blog? This blog? Right here?
@Kei Ok
Phrozen1der says:
@Gigi I told someone those Ensures they were “attempting” to give me tasted like Slow farts and melted batteries… I AINT DRINING IT!!
I think you should turn the comments on for Rachel upstairs Sandra. She is a professional…not some ratched azz wanna be a video chick when I grow up…who tryna make it with misspelt words on her SCHOOL fuggin website…or some heffa in Conway bra and pannie sets.
Ms. Kenya?
Yeah turn the comments on for Rachel.
While your praying for me pray for yourself b/c you AIN’T RIGHT EITHER
@Candi And so does the bagels,and brown rice krispy treats and as I continue my research I’m sure my list will grow
My boy was like get on that weight gainer and that’s a negative!
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Go to GNC get some of their supplements you shouldn’t even have to take a lot to gain 20lbs back
Not true. Rachel is beautiful. I’ll pray for the Lord to soften your heart.
LHM 
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While your praying for me pray for yourself b/c you AIN’T RIGHT EITHER
Annie’s makes some good gluten free rabbit cookies
I hatechu Phro!!
the strawberry ones have my farts smelling something tart but fukk it i’m trying to put the weight back on dammit!
Bibi: Naw but I will, do you take them prior to eating dairy?
@Bibi Everytime they picked up trays that Ensure was right there
@ Candi when I look at your avi I can’t get the “After The Dance” out my head!!!!
Whoever isn’t regular you can try super colon cleanser they are easy on your stomach and provide you with a good cleansing…
@Gigi
@CHoco I’ma look into it.. i’ll be good if I can get 10 of it back
with a good cleansing
“^^ TAKE A DAY OFF AND SIT ON THAT THRONE ALL DAM DAY
Praying for soft hearts? On your blog? This blog? Right here?
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But I Got dis icebox…where My Heart UTSA ta be….
Told yall my daddy said I was BORN MEAN.
I had a gluten free cake once and it took everything in me to not spit it out to respect the birthday celebrant….I did throw that ish out once I left the party though
GA love your login booskie
Zoe: I closed my FB recently, didn’t think anything of it. Just did it them ppl don’t care about me so why should I? Half of em are nosy asses anyways.
GA- I puffy
you. Like I said, if she can take a few jabs from a few people on a BLOG, she will never make it trying to work for 106 and park or being a model. But, I digress. Good luck to you, boo.
On topic: I once had food poisoning from McDonalds. 30 minutes after eating I was SICK. Bought myself a 2week hospital stay. At first I tried to handle the illness cuz everyone says you have to let food poison work itself out.. I went too long, lost a lot of blood, about 40 pounds and had to get a freaking colonoscopy. I promise I can not look at McDonalds without flinching…then with recent pink slime posting..Helllll NAW I’m never eating it again.
off topic: Good morning SR, good morning ladies and gentlemen…
@GIgi They kept trying to trick me with Ensure yogurt and shat I was like Ummmm “RETURN TO SENDER”
@PHRO
For real go to GNC or Vitamin Shoppe tell the clerk what you want and they will provide you with something for weight gain my son wants to gain weight but for now I will treat him like a sumu wrestler and fatten him up that way – he’s too young for supplements
@Phro
U ain’t tell em #aintnobodytimeforthat #theycare
Nopalina are good pills ($15) for cleansing.
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Auntie, unlock the door upstairs!
Oh…I had some ice cream this weekend, toe my sh1t up. Fcuk a lactaid! #foreverfartin #gassinuup
Dayum @ Tasha glad you made it thru and
I never have to go thru what you did!
There is a pic on Crunk FB page of Bey holding a little girl, may be another Blue sighting.
@Tasha I had food poisoning on top of that and I tried to let it work out too but one was battling the other and working me out.. I had to concede and seek medical attention
@Gigi
Phro bear with me I’m on my phone. I found out by eating my mom’s leftover takeout. I’m sure I died three times
This is when we should be shouting ACTIVIAAAAA
The gold medalist says that double-amputee Oscar Pistorius has an “unfair advantage” in London
^^ PO LIL TINK TINK!!
Return to sender
Warm water with lemon and salt will have u cleansed #homeremedies
@GaGirl let’s sing all of his songs
i’ll sing soprano u sing tenor
Sht. Sandra eats soft hearts for breakfast with her morning cuppa.
Sorry. But I am tickled.
The nastiest gluten free candy is the six candies taste like cough syrup…
Phrozen1der says:
@KDUb KFC put my cousin through Spelman too
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Someone mentioned my Alma Mater
Ok Bye
took lactaid before and ate dairy, my stomach was like
bytch pls u really think that’s gone stop u from sharting all over the place 
Warm water with lemon and salt will have u cleansed #homeremedies
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Good to know
Gigi26 says:
I had a gluten free cake once and it took everything in me to not spit it out to respect the birthday celebrant….I did throw that ish out once I left the party though
GA love your login booskie
Zoe: I closed my FB recently, didn’t think anything of it. Just did it them ppl don’t care about me so why should I? Half of em are nosy asses anyways.
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AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT GIGI
So Kris Humphries tweeted: “Lucky I didnt have Jay drop from the team”
Bibi says:
Return to sender
Warm water with lemon and salt will have u cleansed #homeremedies
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Regular salt or Epson salt(Grandma Home remedy)
I HAD FOOD POISININ IN MESSICO
I LOST ABOUT 20 POUNDS FEVER THROWING UP HAD THE RUNS.. I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO DIE AND I STILL DID NOT GO TO THEY DOCTORS.. I CAME BACK HOME **I WAS 17** AND WENT TO ER I WAS SOO FUKN DEHYDRATED PALE.. MY FUKN HAIR EVEN STARTED TO FALL OUT 
BUT THEN AGAIN.. WITH WHAT US MESSICANS EAT IDK WHAT DID ME IN 
This is when we should be shouting ACTIVIAAAAA
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Sang it like I taughtcha Anna Mae!
That mess WILL have you taking a day off. When it FIRST came out…my sister and I was in the store together…and was like oh here go that new yogurt…the NEXT MOANING this bish calls me…and was like “you ate some of that yogurt yet?” I was like noooooooo…WHY?
Her: Bish DON’T. Dont let my nieces eat none EITHER…I came home last night and ate TWO. I wont be going to work today. And in fact I am turning my phone OFF so call the house phone if you need MEH URGENTLY.
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lovezoe says:
GA- I puffy you. Like I said, if she can take a few jabs from a few people on a BLOG, she will never make it trying to work for 106 and park or being a model. But, I digress. Good luck to you, boo.
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I’m tryna tell you humph
Warm water with lemon and salt will have u cleansed
^^ YEP AND WATEVER THEM ASIAN PEOPLE STAY DRINKING THEM FUKAS IS ESSKINY AS FAWK
@Goat
Regular is what my momma used…
She made sure we were regular 
@CHoco Will do!
@Bibi I was a good patient the first week and a half after I kept saying I was hungry and they wouldn’t feed me I DEBO’d a takeout menu and ordered Chinese and had it delievered to my room!! #Thuglife
@Gigi OMG oh yeah there was this Schizo lady on my floor (not sure what that was about) but she was like all polite and shyt “Sir,can I trouble you to borrow a dollar?”
OMG and then when she flipped out and wanted to escape and the cops were called 
I had nora virus right after I got home from having Lucas.
That was traumatizing
You know you was supposed to gargle some Fabuloso and let the fumes kill them bad bugs in your tummy.
Regular salt or Epson salt(Grandma Home remedy)
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Hate the EPSON it puts to much water in your system
I do think the South African guy does have an advantage though…his ish is made out of springs…had he been black, we wouldn’t be having this discussion
Her: Bish DON’T. Dont let my nieces eat none EITHER…I came home last night and ate TWO. I wont be going to work today. And in fact I am turning my phone OFF so call the house phone if you need MEH URGENTLY.
^^ MY MADRE KEEPS THAT SHAIT IN HER FRIDGE
WITH WHAT US MESSICANS EAT IDK WHAT DID ME IN
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The water.
@Candi
@San
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candibfly says:
@GaGirl let’s sing all of his songs
i’ll sing soprano u sing tenor
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Girl, let me run this by you just one more time
You’re on my mind every day and every night
My every thought is on you, the things you do
Seems so satisfying to me, I must confess it, girl
Ooh…and I like it
You send chills up my spine every time I take a look at you
Ooh…and I like it
Girl, you’re blowin’ my mind with the things you say to me
:whsitle:
Stomach issues,dry heaving and all that is the WORSE!
@Phro
YSO
@Choco..I was suppose to be taking care my dad…I was bleeding out and I didn’t want to scare my mom so I didn’t say anything… til she found me on the ground in my room. I had to get 2 pints of blood. People ask often why didn’t I sue McDonalds.. simply I threw away the receipt …
@Bibi I was a good patient the first week and a half after I kept saying I was hungry and they wouldn’t feed me I DEBO’d a takeout menu and ordered Chinese and had it delievered to my room!! #Thuglife
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OMG I hated being on bedrest with my daughter I don’t even want to think about it I was in the hospital for two month and cried when I ordered pancakes and they brought me something different – my dad came to see me and I was like you have to get me out of here
can i make my comment here ?
KDUB
U MIGHT BE RIGHT!
HOSPITAL FOOD IS SOO FUKN BLAND
PHRO
this is the best raisin bran i’ve ever ate!!!
Man I went to Cancun and went crazy on this little cruise…yeah that Messican water had me ****ting and throwing up at the same damn time. I was out for the effing count
I love me my activia though
@Choco..I was suppose to be taking care my dad…I was bleeding out and I didn’t want to scare my mom so I didn’t say anything… til she found me on the ground in my room. I had to get 2 pints of blood. People ask often why didn’t I sue McDonalds.. simply I threw away the receipt …
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DAMN! You sound like it was really close – girl I would’ve paid a patron coming out of McDonalds’ for their receipt #SIKE I know you being that sick getting well was your only PRIORITY!
I think they changed up the formula of Activa from when it FIRST came out.
That ish they had out to start with? Was FAWKING FOLKS UP. I hear its not nearly as bad now. My sister was FAWKED UP for 2 DAYS messing with that Activa. Made MamaDub have to drive out to the country to check on her azz she was so messed up. Take ALOT for my momma to drive out our way during the WEEK.
Phrozen1der says:
Stomach issues,dry heaving and all that is the WORSE!
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I had a doctor in NY suggest mary jane to alleviate stomach issues….if I stress it’s me and earl all damn day but noone can find a medical condition for it
Yeah but Naija a human leg is ALSO a spring of sorts.. And if it gave him an advantage he wouldve been winning all races he enters. He doesnt even win that much.
@GaGirl my fav is Time Will Reveal *closes my eyes and sways*
@phro why u ain’t tell me? i woulda snuck some food in the hospital for u
You bishes on twatter Mere came a little early then expected(Sunday) and she looks like a gnome
I refused to stay 3 days when I gave birth, I hate hospitals…
GIGI YEP THE WATER WILL KILL UR AZZ
IT WAS SOO FUKN BAD THO I WAS SH!TN AND THROWING UP AT THE SAME DAM TIME 
I COULDNT BREATH MY TITA **LOVE MY GRANNY** SAT THERE AND TRIED TO HOLD ME FROM PASSING THE FUK OUT ERRTIME I WENT IN THE BAFFROOM 
when u have to make that choice of which is more important, poopin or thowin up… lawd i been there before. messed my friend’s bath rug up yo
#ButNowImSaved
@Gigi Georgetown They were the best
@Bibi After throwing up everydyay for a month staright I wasn’t moving til I knew what it was..
@Choco I kept sideeyeing them when they would bring clear liquids *slaps tray* WHAT THE FUGG IS THIS SHAT?!
@ Pro..Man listen, stomach issues are the worse.. it is sad when u get to the point where throwing up is ur only option for feeling medicore. I don’t see how ppl with bulimia/anorexia do it.
HISSY!!
@OTB
Hospital here felt like death…lights off noone around
It was depressing 
@KEI
You got tha Twittah? I’m Ki @chamone_baby.
Now, tell us more about this gnome baby they done sent you.
oh so nobody cares bout my cereal?? hmph..
lemme go watch a movie…ion wanna hang with ya’ll no way
@Candi My bad I was too out of it..lifting my head made me want to barf everywhere it was a sad time..
gnome
At least the little cute girl one right?? 
@Kei
@Choco I kept sideeyeing them when they would bring clear liquids *slaps tray* WHAT THE FUGG IS THIS SHAT?!
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HISSSSSSSSSS
candibfly says:
when u have to make that choice of which is more important, poopin or thowin up… lawd i been there before. messed my friend’s bath rug up yo #ButNowImSaved
Yeah Georgetown is nice, when I had food poisoining I went to GW…I thought it was nice….UNTIL I GOT TO THE BACK
This crackhead got his ass beat and they rolled him past me…needless to say I almost passed out from the smell of his funky ass
Never again.
OH! Jackson lubz me
@His
@Tasha it was to the point where I’d drink or intentionally eat something so I could throw that up instead of dry heaving..Yo them skinny bones bishes are crazy cause aint no way in HAYLE!!!!!
ion trust that Activiaaaaa!
cant explain y
good ole castor oil
OR apple cidar vinegar will have the digestive system running like it’s posed to 
Then I treasured the days in the hospital
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My mother in law sent her twin sons BACK to the nursery when they was born. Said nurse looked at her like she was a COLD bish. Said she tole the woman “LADY…I got FIVE ova KIDS at my house. I came here to have ONE…then was told there was another one in there…I got the rest of their lives to bond with them. This might be the LAST time I am ALONE AGANE for an extended amount of time. Get these fawkin babies the HAIL OUTTA MY ROOOOOM”
When SHE told me that story I had TEARS
Choco
da fugg u been chile??
Raisin bran yuck reminds me of mice droppings
Phro
how are ya bew?
Yeah cause you got to clean up that vomiK<—how my homegirl say it.
I will fukk a kid up for not making it to a cleanable area.
You felt your damn mouf watering 
LMAOOOO I aint right.
Yo @Gigi I could’ve died effin with GW because I went there twice because I saw they had Gastroenterology as a speciality so I’m thinking they would be the best choice…They sent me away TWICE!
Can u say malpractice??
Aw…My poor Phro.
Tasha too. 
I’ve been sick like that but it wasn’t severe enough to put me in the hospital.
Bet Auntie wish she wouldas opened the comments up.
HIS! the sessiet bish in srubs!
WHATEVA the fugg yew dew. dont EVA! fugg wit no 3 Ballerina Tea. the chinamen nem sell it. part a yo intestine gone be in the terrlit
@His I’m great love
@Kei shattap and get my baby here by 4 heffa!!
dnt come for my raisin bran if my raisin bran didnt come for u
*suhhhhh-NAPPPPZ* <—-all dramatic like the gays
@YSO I don’t wish that shat on NOBODY!!!!
Bibi says:
@Goat
Regular is what my momma used…
She made sure we were regular
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We was on that oil, Castor Oil. Grandma would sit the bottle in warm water to warm it up. Then she would get this big mixing spoon and put some bakin soda in the spoon(for the burp). Man that stuff was nasty, but a couple of hours later it was on. A$$ would literally run like a water faucet.
HAS ANYBODY PASSD OUT BECAUSE U THROWING UP SO FUKN MUCH U LOOSE SKRENTH BALANCE AND HIT THE TUB HEAD FIRST?.. OH NO..
U be havin contractions like u in labor wit that 3 Ballerina. just on the terrlit crampin witcha legs up like u in the stirrups fuggin wit that 3 Ballerina Tea
@Laker
@Goat That shyt taste like liquid vaseline #NotSafeForPeople
BADBEW!!
<—Patting you down for the 
@His
Living Life behaving some type of way
@Fayla
This might be the LAST time I am ALONE AGANE for an extended amount of time.
Ayyy them “new mommies” used to KILL me in the room with they family and they hollering ass babies! Guhl send that muthafukka and your aggravataing ass MIL to the nurses! After child 2 I knew PRIVATE was the way to go!
His
might be around 4:01
@OTB true…guess all I could picture when I saw him was him leaping like a Kangaroo to the finish line…but I do now wonder if they’ll be meshing the special olympics with the ‘regular’ folks
well my episode was alcohol induced, i ain’t pass out but i sure did take a nap on the toilet seat like it was the softest pillow in the world
Gigi and FayBAy
hey divas 
SO YSO DNT SEE ME?
Da Hail yall talkin bout
OTB: Thankfully I have never had to share a room. This time i left 24 hrs later
Granny used to love that Raisan Bran. Couldnt understand it for nothing.
I will devour some corn flakes, a touch of sugar, and some almond milk. I eat more dry cereal than with milk.
U be havin contractions like u in labor wit that 3 Ballerina. just on the terrlit crampin witcha legs up like u in the stirrups fuggin wit that 3 Ballerina Tea
I KNOW THAT FEELING!
SWEATING RED IN THE FACE DIZZY IN PAIN.. DISORIENTED
Choco aka Hippie says:
Just don’t put lemon wedges in your drink I just squeeze the lemon juice in my water and put the wedge aside – chit the lemons in your own fridge could be dirty
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So true. Ppl forget that those lemons don’t get stacked right, it only takes one person trying to grab a lemon and they all fall on the floor. I always wash my Lemons. I even was those pre cut lettuce in a bag.
@DW chit! literally!
Fayla my ex coworker used to fukk with that…she used to murder the toilets
She did it for weightloss purposes
So true. Ppl forget that those lemons don’t get stacked right, it only takes one person trying to grab a lemon and they all fall on the floor. I always wash my Lemons. I even was those pre cut lettuce in a bag.
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17 yo was GONE like @Lakes said she was in Messico…behind some BAD crablegs. Me and lil momma just left. Heffa…just have this house yo. I love you baby but you got a good portion of the house smelling like vomiK (@OTB) and numma dos at the SAME DAYUM TIME. When you THAT sick the smell cannot be contained! I shut the bathroom door and called MY MOMMA. She was laying on the bathroom flo and couldnt een lift her head. I was like your Nana will be here in a FEEEEW minutes for ya! Take care!
well my episode was alcohol induced, i ain’t pass out but i sure did take a nap on the toilet seat like it was the softest pillow in the world
MINE WAS TOO.. I MEMBER TRYING TO SCREAM FOR MY ROOMATE BUT SHE WAS PASSD OUT IN THE HALL.. I WOKE UP WITH A HUUUGE NOT ON MY HEAD AND THE RESTROOM.. UMM
Naijaaaaa
Forever mine,
All because you’re my kind.
Aw, baby,
I got what you want, you got what I want,
An` we were made for each other…
LMAO@ Fay, welp back to the
I go.
I was like your Nana will be here in a FEEEEW minutes for ya! Take care!
Dubb this is why we cant move too far away from their Nana’s. *dies laughing* I can smell it too omg like daycares? I hate daycare smells?
TAKE CARE!
LMAOOOO
Youse cold blooded Kdub!!!
I remember my sis got TRASHED for her bday….bish was laid out on the bed with vomit just running out her mouth. I thought that bish was gonna die. I ain’t never seen no shyt like that before in my life. Her eyes were just dead looking and..
Last time I drank hard with her ass. She scared the drunk out of me.
She was laying on the bathroom flo and couldnt een lift her head. I was like your Nana will be here in a FEEEEW minutes for ya! Take care!
SHE SEEN ME ALL WEEK IN NEED OF HELP SHE GOING TO CALL MY GRANNY 
BISH HELP IM DROWNING IN VOMIT AND I CANT GET THE FAWK UP THE DAM TOILET!! 
^^ THIS MY MADRE DID THE SAME FUKN THING
i wish Kdub would get her shyt 2gether
Just saw a recent pic of Blue Ivy.
She told the baby to take care.
Lawd. Its takes a village cause fukking with these new mamas 
Are we gonna get a post of Bey and that chunky baby of hers?
@KWall FUGGIN
@Gigi You know I don’t eff with alcohol like that and my siblings don’t either THANK GOD but I’ve witnessed wild shyt with other folks..
I ain’t never seen no shyt like that before in my life. Her eyes were just dead looking and..
<<SEE
^^ SHAIT U AINT BEEN THAT SICK.. I FELT LIKE MY SOUL LEFT THRU MY CULO!!
dont know how many more of these stories i can take
Not MamaDub @Fay…my mother in law. That lady is still fuggin salty 33 years later over..A. after my husband was born she got her tubes tied. Obviously that ish didnt work cause she got preggers agane. Okay she was cool…then she went to go have ONE baby but had to take TWO the fugg HOME
@OTB when I had the 7 yo THAT is the advice she called me with. Let that baby stay huh azz down in that nursery! if you nursing…then have them brang her in at feeding time and PROMPTLY send her azz right on back down there when she finished!
BAD ‘FLU
It happened the moment
When you were revealed
Cause you were a dream
That should not have been a fantasy, real
Yso
I sent a request..
Sht. I’m on my own. No mama, no Grandma…when these kids start spewing from both ends it’s just me, myself, and I.
Just saw a recent pic of Blue Ivy.
#CRAY
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Alright I’m about to kick some kids asses. Holla at yall later..
Alright I’m about to kick some kids asses. Holla at yall later..
@Kwall
@Yso Soldier!!
My BFF and I are on the outs cause she keep adding to her brood but has no support system. So silly.
I can’t do that smell NEEVAH @OTB
This was RECENT. Back around Xmas break. Her and her homegirls went to the buffet and got ahold of some bad crablegs…I was tryna ride it out with her…she was just bad the hail off and I know if I took her to the ER wont nothing they was gonna do…after about 3 hours…I told 7 yo putcho shoes on, we OUT…7 yo looked at me like WHAT took so long…get me the HAIL outta here.
Now we know what’s in the new Crispy Chicken Wrap!
My BFF and I are on the outs cause she keep adding to her brood but has no support system. So silly.
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Girl that aint chit my lil ghetto hood roach cuzo just had another infant and she tell her 2 yo to stfu bish – I was like why do you talk to him like that -she knew no answer would suffice I cant call me what you want – but GHETTO CHIT I WON”T DO!
Lil mama looking like a hybrid kid though.
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I been thought that cuz I didn’t see JayZ in her I need to go and see
Dimpz where did you see that pic at
Sadly this does NOT suprise me, i don’t eat from fast places unless it’s the hours between 11:00am-4:00pm when i know there is most likely a manager or 2 present, but late at night when it’s nothing but high school kids closing
Kei_lyme says:
Alright I’m about to kick some kids asses. Holla at yall later..
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I hope your comment was just a figure of speech and that you didn’t assault your children. We don’t do that here.