Tom Cruise is off the market

Tom cruise has already found his next victim love interest. According to reports, Cruise’s latest source of narcissistic supply girlfriend is a little known actress named Yolanda Pecoraro.

Radaronline.com reports that the Church of Scientology rushed to find Cruise a new lady — one who was already indoctrinated into the cult — and 27-year-old Pecoraro fits the bill perfectly. She’s a devout Scientologist who has been passed around to two other Scientology members previously.

Unfortunately, Yolanda’s previous relationships with Scientology men didn’t work out for her. That’s the problem with dating cult members; they’re so flaky.

The National Enquirer reports that Pecoraro and Cruise have dated in the past, which is a good thing; at least she knows him. But the church thinks she’s perfect, and they are eager to get the PR ball rolling — as soon as Pecoraro asks her current boyfriend to move out.

The National Enquirer caught up to Pecoraro and asked her point-blank about her status with Cruise.

“Yes, I knew and still know Tom Cruise. And no, I’m not married or engaged,” she said, which doesn’t exactly sound like love is in the air.

Last week, the 50-year-old actor’s lawyer Bert Fields told reporters, “[Cruise is] still tremendously saddened and shocked about the divorce. Tom is obviously relieved that the settlement was reached, but is still sad, obviously.”


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    80 Responses to “Tom Cruise is off the market”

    1. 1
      ELove says:

      The BEARD Industry is THRIVING Though (YUP…) :coffee:

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      Usual Prime Suspect says:

      :coffee: :koolaid:

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      Bad Influence says:

      fugg em :coffee:

      Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :hug:

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      MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

      she’s pretty :yawn:

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      Razzle Dazzle Boo says:

      *dead* and the picture she used of tom :lol:

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      KishaMinyonn says:

      I guess Scientology and all things connected to it will be in the press for the remainder of the year.

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      lovezoe says:

      :coffee:

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      Razzle Dazzle Boo says:

      she looks like she could pass as a prettier Megan Fox

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      Razzle Dazzle Boo says:

      she looks like she could pass as a prettier Megan Fox
      _____________

      Nah Megan is prettier :tea:

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      MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
      she looks like she could pass as a prettier Megan Fox
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      Nah Megan is prettier
      *********************
      :cosign:

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      Razzle Dazzle Boo says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Razzle Dazzle Boo says:

      she looks like she could pass as a prettier Megan Fox
      _____________

      Nah Megan is prettier
      ———-
      not after all the crap she pumped in her lips :no:

    15. 15

      :crying: HAIL/THUNDER STORM OUTSIDE! I NEED MY THUNDER BUDDY! :crying:

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      ELove says:

      @Razzle
      That’s Tom “Imma PIMP (NOT A SIMP” Pose (MmmHmmm..) :yes:

      Btw Megan Fox is OOGLY Though (Most Hollyweird Females ARE…) :coffee:

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      Razzle Dazzle Boo says:

      @ELove :lol: funny how sandra said she had been passed around though! maybe he was hers :lol:

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      YSoSrs says:

      Welp. :coffee:

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      MsLolo says:

      Tom’s picture :hahaha:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      THE PIC OF TOM THO :rofl: SHE IS PURRTY.. IF TRUE..

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      MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      HAIL/THUNDER STORM OUTSIDE! I NEED MY THUNDER BUDDY!
      ***********************
      you must live in the ‘A’

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      scorpio says:

      Yeah, How you gonna hook up that quick with someone? the Ink isn’t even dry yet on the divorce decree. I totally think Katie was set up, by the church of scientology, they orcherstated for Tom to meet her and marry her, and she didn’t even realize it. All this took place after she gave that article years before saying her dream was to marry Tom Cruise.

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      kingstonn says:

      the national enquirer though?

    24. 24
      mrsloveleigh says:

      she’s very beautiful

    25. 25
      KyCakes says:

      *In my Oprah voice*
      Look under your chairs ery’one… :yahoo:
      YOU get a Latina and YOU get a Latina… :lol:

    26. 26

      nah NYC @caramel

    27. 27

      i don’t like word “latina” :lol:

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      YSoSrs says:

      That’s Tom’s “GOTCHA BITCH” face. :yes:

      I’m still a fan but he needs to take several seats and reflect on his life choices. He would be a psychologist’s/psychiatrist’s wet dream. :lol:

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      KyCakes says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      i don’t like word “latina”
      ————————————————————–
      Latina, Latina, Latina :nana:

      :rofl:

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      KyCakes says:

      YSoSrs says:

      That’s Tom’s “GOTCHA BITCH” face.
      —————————————————————–
      :ghost:
      buh-bye

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      MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      nah NYC @caramel
      ********************
      DANG…we have it too lol!

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KY U GOT A MEESSICAN UNDER URS!! :boobs:

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      bnatural says:

      That picture :hahaha:

      So did anyone else find it “odd” that Katie has been hit by two cars since the announcement of the divorce? :coffee: That “church” don’t play huh…

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      KyCakes says:

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KY U GOT A MEESSICAN UNDER URS!!
      ———————————————————————
      I’ve had Messican in me several times…

      Oh and my last name used to be Gomez by adoption, so I’m a blaxican :yes:

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      :rofl: shut up KY!

      S/N damn this bish found me on FB i was trying to avoid her for the longest

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      KyCakes says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      shut up KY! :rofl:

      S/N damn this bish found me on FB i was trying to avoid her for the longest
      ———————————————————————-
      You know I :love: you…..

      My FB always suggests my enemies to ‘friend’.. :no:

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      ELove says:

      @bnatural
      People really DO SLEEP (On Scientology’s Influence Though…) :coffee:

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      I Go There says:

      Damn That was quick

    39. 39

      @ky you related to Selena Gomez??? love her CD :whistle: i i i love you like a love song baby lalalalala

    40. 40

      I want some wings so bad :crying:

    41. 41

      hat’s the problem with dating cult members; they’re so flaky.

      :rofl:

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      Smonae80 says:

      She better run like Forest, anytime a women gotta execute a plan to leave, should send a huge message
      Tom crazy as hell

    43. 43
      KyCakes says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      @ky you related to Selena Gomez??? love her CD i i i love you like a love song baby lalalalala
      ———————————————————————-
      Girl do you know how many ‘Gomez’s there are? :lol:

    44. 44

      Frenchie :kiss: y don’t u like latina bew?

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      @KY she got real physco when we were on myspace ((((STALKERISH)))

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      KyCakes says:

      :hi: IGO

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      KyCakes says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      @KY she got real physco when we were on myspace ((((STALKERISH)))
      ——————————————————————–
      We all go a little…..mad sometimes

      -Anthony Perkins

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      Ms.Fashion says:

      :blink:

      THIS MOFO MUST HEAL LIKE WOLVERINE!!!! DAMNNNN!!!

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      KyCakes says:

      That fool needs some lag between the vag…sheesh

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      Secret says:

      MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

      French KI$$E$ says:
      nah NYC @caramel
      ********************
      DANG…we have it too lol!
      __________________________

      It is bad here. Some parts alot of hail

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      I’ve had Messican in me several times…

      Oh and my last name used to be Gomez by adoption, so I’m a blaxican

      ^^ ALLLREADY!! UR FAMILIA YO IF U GOT GOMEZ OR LOPEZ U ONE OF US!! :kiss:

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      I Go There says:

      Damn That was quick

      __________________________________

      that’s what she said

    53. 53

      never had a latin man. but it may be on the to-do list. ya know, if i wasnt married & all :coffee:

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      KyCakes says:

      :hug: Welcome me to la Familia, Lakes :lol:

    55. 55

      @jenie i want chocolate milk wing some hot wings!!!!! :eatme:

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      Anna says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      I want some wings so bad
      ~~~~~~~~
      So did I. I went to Little Ceasers and got some for lunch. I have to feed my cravings, otherwise I drive ppl nuts. :lol: & know the wings weren’t good. Gonna go to the store and pick some up and cook my own.

    57. 57
      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KY EEEYYYY MIJA UR FAMILIA SO :koolaid: **patron shots** :smoke: AND TACOS FOR VIDA!!

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      FAYL IVE HAD TWO LATINOS.. :coffee:

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      I Go There says:

      Hey KY

    60. 60

      @FAYLA :kiss: i just dont like it :lol:

      just like mother doesn’t liked to be called Boriqua cause she’s Puerto Rican :lol:

      I like hispanic better :shrug:

      i think i had sex with a full hispanic man last year for the first tiime and it was wackkkkk :lol:

      all the others were half n half

    61. 61

      Lakes i heard they are good lovers :hump:

      i c FRENCHIE blind on today :cool:

    62. 62

      @LAKES :waves: *hands you a plate of chicken flatuas*

    63. 63

      :hahaha: @ IGO’s gravi

      are the others still downstairs in the BEY post??

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      KyCakes says:

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      Lakes i heard they are good lovers
      ———————————————————————
      My Son’s Dad is Messican.

      That fool turned me the fawk out, which is why he’s my childs pappy :lol:

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      Ms.Fashion says:

      @IGO

      :waves:

      WHERE YOU BEEN SUGA????

    66. 66

      ok i c Frenchie, i was just curious. had never heard that before. i guess that’s like some black folks don’t like bein called AA & such. interesting.

      but when i say latin i really mean porto reefa. no offense to any other hispanic cultures. PR mens be so damn fine to me *licks lips*

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      FAYL ONE WAS GRRREAT HE WAS AN ESSPERT AT :lick: AND WAS NOT PACKING BUT WORK IT.. NOW THE OTHER :tape: LETS JUST SAY I WAS NOT THE ONE MOANING… :coffee:
      FRENCH :kiss:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      I PREFERR TO BE CALLD MESSICAN.. :yes: LATINA AND HISPANIC ARE COOL TOO THO.. YALL KNOW IM A TORTILLA TIS ALL THAT MATTERS :grin:

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    71. 71

      OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS what will I do??? I wanted to prayed to be the next Mrs Cruise – I cant believe it – how dare he :rolleyes:

      Eh FUG TOM!

    72. 72

      but when i say latin i really mean porto reefa. no offense to any other hispanic cultures. PR mens be so damn fine to me *licks lips*
      ______________________
      :rofl: @Porto Reefa

    73. 73

      :lol: ju know they be fine Choco shoot! :hump:

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      I Go There says:

      Ms.Fashion says:

      @IGO

      WHERE YOU BEEN SUGA????
      ____________________________

      Oh ive been chillin

    75. 75
      Ms.Fashion says:

      I Go There says:

      Ms.Fashion says:

      @IGO

      WHERE YOU BEEN SUGA????
      ____________________________

      Oh ive been chillin

      ____________

      Ohhh…

      I thought they ran you off of here!!! :lol:

    76. 76
      luVn_liFe... says:

      She Looks programmed in that picture Posted :yes:

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      Sandra Rose says:

      bnatural says:

      So did anyone else find it “odd” that Katie has been hit by two cars since the announcement of the divorce? :coffee: That “church” don’t play huh…
      __________________
      :rofl: Conspiracy theories abound. :lol:

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      tcw684 says:

      bnatural says:
      So did anyone else find it “odd” that Katie has been hit by two cars since the announcement of the divorce? That “church” don’t play huh…
      __________________
      Conspiracy theories abound.

      _________________________

      lmfaoooo!!!! #dead

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      sassyshe says:

      :dead: That’s the problem with dating cult members; they’re so flaky

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      J Said it! says:

      New Contract…. hollywood play too much!!

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