TSA detains man with world’s biggest penis

Size matters when you’re Jonah Falcon and you have to walk through a TSA checkpoint at the airport. Falcon, 41, has the distinction of having the World’s biggest penis — certified by the Guinness Book of World records.

Falcon’s sizable peen measures 10 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect. His unusual package caught the eye of a young TSA agent at San Francisco International airport on July 9. The male agent demanded to know what Falcon was packing in his pants.

“It’s my dick,” Falcon answered. “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” Falcon said in an interview with the Huffington Post.

Falcon said he walked through one of the X-ray body scanners but the agents still weren’t convinced that he wasn’t carrying a dirty bomb strapped to his thigh.

Falcon said the young guard spent a considerable amount of time patting him down before allowing him to proceed.

“Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said laughing. “I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon said. “That way they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Falcon has been contacted by p0rn companies in the past but he has politely declined their offers.


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    298 Responses to “TSA detains man with world’s biggest penis”

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      :rofl: @ It’s my ****. :hahaha:

    3. 3

      Aint no way a thing that size would go up in me :nono:

    4. 4
      yanibunny02 says:

      uhhhhhhhhhhh… TSA bad huh? :oops:

    5. 5
      yallcrazy says:

      carrying a dirty bomb :hahaha:

      Cousin :hug:

    6. 6
      goat76 says:

      Sorry about the delay folks.

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      KikiBlack says:

      Who would have thought that the man that held this distinction would be ou-ite?

    8. 8
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      boistop says:

      WHAT IN THE HAIL
      :tape:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Well damn, YT man :blink:

    11. 11

      “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said laughing.
      _______________

      Ugh yeah beesh :hahaha: its a growth alright, been growing it since birth :rofl:

    12. 12
      MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

      well hot damn! :blink:

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      carameldrop86 says:

      Lmao wow just wow.

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      BoogieNites says:

      :ido:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :blink:

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      BoogieNites says:

      :ha: I had my stuff strapped to the left.

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      beenaroundtheworld says:

      A YT tho???!!! Wow!

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      QbanVee says:

      Falcon said the young guard spent a considerable amount of time patting him down before allowing him to proceed.

      _________________

      Them TSA Agents are fresh in San Fran huh lol

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      carameldrop86 says:

      :hahaha: had to back up and read it again

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Is this in the X-Rated edition of World Records because I just looked and found 0 results… :shrug:

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      Secret says:

      Lmao oh goodness

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      UMM THAT AINT NO DACK THATS A HYSTORECTOMY TOOL :blink: DA FAWK? I LIKES MY WALLS AND LOVE MY UTERUS I BE DAM IF I LET MY CUTI CAT GET STOMP BY THAT HAMMER :nono:

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      yallcrazy says:

      I had a rather big duck once :kona: #inside #nojosephine :lol:

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      Bella's Master says:

      And he’s white! Thank you Jesus!

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      ItsIce says:

      Good for him for not attention whoring himself by joining the porn industry :yes:

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      LolliepopLyfe says:

      I just watched an episode of Strange Sex that was on the OWN network this weekend that was about him. He says that the number of women he’s had sex with is in the “three digit” range and that they have to be patient with him because it takes a while for him to become totally erect. His girth is about the size of his wrist. Fully erect, his peen generates enough heat to warm your hands while holding them six inches away…

    28. 28
      Gigi26 says:

      Lmao :rofl: Well some yt dudes have nice packages, just like some black dudes have small ones, shiiiiid :yes:

      Going now :kona:

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      candibfly says:

      i ran in here fast for this? *huffs and puffs and bends over*

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      lovezoe says:

      Meek Mill apologized for his song I guess.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :rofl:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Good for him for not attention whoring himself by joining the porn industry
      ______________
      Agreed, but he sho’ would make a killing…

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      “That way they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”
      ^^ :rofl: THIS TICKLE ME!!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Watch his story on OWN yall! We died! :shocked:

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      candibfly says:

      and he WASN’T erect at the time? :rofl: lawd

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      goat76 says:

      I wonder if this was the outfit he was wearing at the airport

    37. 37
      boistop says:

      UMM THAT AINT NO DACK THATS A HYSTORECTOMY TOOL DA FAWK?
      ——
      :rofl:

    38. 38
      Bootcampgirl says:

      candibfly says:

      i ran in here fast for this? *huffs and puffs and bends over*
      _______________
      This must be Fandice talking :wink:

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      BoogieNites says:

      thx boot cuz didnt know guiness book got down like that either :hunching:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Did he really @Zoe ?re: Meek Mill

      What does he think is wrong with it? :lol: These new kids KILL me.

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      boistop says:

      @lollipop
      That’s kinda scary passssssss

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      I had a rather big duck once
      ^^ I DID TOO AND UMM THE BED LOOKD LIKE U KILLED SOMEBODY :wail: GAAWD THAT WAS A MOFUKN LEG NOT A DACK!! :cry:

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      yallcrazy says:

      The 2nd pic is like he’s pulling out a sword :rofl:

      Big ducks come in all colors :coffee: #smalltoo

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      oooh yes, Fandice here EARLY :rofl:

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      candibfly says:

      *pushes Fandice out the way and walks in blind folded* :D

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      Bella's Master says:

      This is a prime candidate for playing “Just The Tip”

      :biggrin:

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      candibfly says:

      about these lime green biker shorts tho :lol:

      i want some for boot camp :coffee:

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      Ty says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said laughing.
      _______________

      Ugh yeah beesh its a growth alright, been growing it since birth
      _________________
      :crying: Y did this shyt give me a visual of Coming to America when dude asked Eddie about his hair? Growing it since birth… only juices and berries :rofl:

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      candibfly says:

      just the tip is at least 3 inches :hahaha: <— Fandice agane

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      lovezoe says:

      People find all types of stuff offensive. I don’t think no preacher or no church approve of any type of rap music… because rap music, period, is a lot of bad stuff said. But at the end of the day, it’s real life. And me, I wasn’t trying to disrespect no religion or anything like that. My whole family is Christian. I have a half Christian, half Muslim family. The situation, the song, that’s what energy it felt and if anybody feel disrespected, I ain’t do it in that way. And I ain’t drop the song with bad intentions. I did it just because it was a good feeling…that’s the feeling it gave me so I said, ‘Amen, church.’ I didn’t do it with bad intentions at the end of the day.”

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      prynsexxx says:

      :whistle:

      She told her homegirrrlll

      He got a big d!ck and he knows how to use it!

      :rofl:

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      StillB3lieve says:

      Yeah I saw him in that episode of Strange Sex. He also said that he has tried men and women and neither sex has been able to completely handle his entire package.

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      LolliepopLyfe says:

      Bella’s Master says:

      This is a prime candidate for playing “Just The Tip”


      …and it would take forever just to do that!

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      kahmmillion says:

      I doubt that’s the world’s biggest peen. I know there are much bigger peens out there, who haven’t had the GWBOR come by to measure it.

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      THEM BRIGHT LIME GREEN SHAWTS AND THEY ESSKIN TIGHT.. HE WANTED TO SHOW HIS MAJIC TRUNK :lol:

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      Gigi26 says:

      I wonder how many women attempted to deep throat him…bishes prob almost choked to death :lol:

    57. 57

      Joseline’s **** is bigger…. she never has trouble getting thru the security at Amtrack to go do her shows.

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      Ty says:

      Bella’s Master says:

      This is a prime candidate for playing “Just The Tip”
      ________________
      U aint lying. I usually want a shot at that the title but :nono: :kona:

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      yallcrazy says:

      :rofl: Only the Tip candidate :rofl:

    60. 60

      :hug: @ Cousin

      I’m probably gone go to hell for this but, he looks rather, not bright in that 1st pic. :no:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      #Gross :no:

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      NaijaGal says:

      so most dudes I’ve seen thus far with a hung package are esthetically displeasing to say the least

    63. 63
      lovezoe says:

      Oh that last comment was what Meek Mill said.

    64. 64
      candibfly says:

      i think it’s the world’s biggest ‘as far as we know’ :yes:

    65. 65
      lexdiamonz says:

      STRAPPED TO THE LEFT

      SHHHHYYYYTTT THAT is my kind of man…. LOL

      I GUESS WHITE MEN CAN JUMP!!!!

    66. 66
      Carrington says:

      Who still wears biker shorts? The fuk? He wanted attention. SMH

      OK, lemme quit frontin, if I had the biggest shaboinket in the world, I’d be wearin taffeta slacks to church.

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      yallcrazy says:

      HE WANTED TO SHOW HIS MAJIC TRUNK :lol:

      :hahaha:

    68. 68
      KDub says:

      *clutches pearls*

    69. 69
      Ty says:

      kahmmillion says:

      I doubt that’s the world’s biggest peen. I know there are much bigger peens out there, who haven’t had the GWBOR come by to measure it.
      _____________
      Maybe because there is this stripper named Long John Silver and chile…….

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      Gigi26 says:

      My whole family is Christian. I have a half Christian, half Muslim family
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      So let me attempt to dissect this sentence based off syntax.

      Nigga…you said yo WHOLE FAMILY is Christian.

      BUT…You have a HALF Christian, HALF Muslim FAMILY.

      I give up on this ignoramus. :no: Education if vital kids.

    71. 71
      Bootcampgirl says:

      Yeah I saw him in that episode of Strange Sex. He also said that he has tried men and women and neither sex has been able to completely handle his entire package.
      _________________
      :tape:

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      Ty says:

      Now if dude is that hung and curvy…phuck that :kona:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      Now lookie here it’s a pink toe and some people say they aint packing and I burst out laughing at the man saying It’s my dyck.

      Question is the record for the biggest dyck not hard cause i know a few hard that could beat him? Someone look this shyt up please

      So would any ya’ll fuk him?

    74. 74
      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KDUB **CLUTCHES PEARL..OVARIES..UTERUS.. AND TONSILS**

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      yallcrazy says:

      :dead: due to the following posters:

      Lexi
      Phro
      Naija
      Cousin

      ==========
      On the other hand, we’ve got a new duck name yall :yahoo:

      Everybody thank Laker for Magic Trunk :lol:

    76. 76
      prynsexxx says:

      @Stillbelieve

      I seen that episode as well. He did end up dating some chick but IDK if he ever :hump: her.

    77. 77
      Gigi26 says:

      Why the hell would a man want that up his asshole?! :blink: do they want to DIE or shyt out their insides?! Good gawd

    78. 78
      LolliepopLyfe says:

      Carrington says:

      Who still wears biker shorts? The fuk? He wanted attention. SMH
      OK, lemme quit frontin, if I had the biggest shaboinket in the world, I’d be wearin taffeta slacks to church.

      :crying: @ shaboinket and taffeta!!!

    79. 79
      Ty says:

      @ GiGi…say what now :shrug:

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      VDot says:

      No surprise that he was detained in San Fran. If I was security I woudl “pat” him down too. Sometimes you have to cop a feel. :shrug:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      This post makes me sad and sick to my stomach… :newpost: PLEASE!!!

    82. 82

      @ HowMany…Maybe that size on somebody else. Never him with that face. :nono:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      EWWWW I BET THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN :hurl: BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN! :cry:

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      Anna says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Cousin

      I’m probably gone go to hell for this but, he looks rather, not bright in that 1st pic.
      ~~~~~~~
      When your blood rushes from your brain to go other places(parts of your body), don’t you lose Oxygen, therefore making you light headed(not bright)?

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      prynsexxx says:

      O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.

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      :hug: @ Phro

      They just NASTEE! :no:

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      lovezoe says:

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      EWWWW I BET THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN!
      ====================
      YOU ARE DISMISSED!!! :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Mmmhmmm Meek and Mild I mean Mill. :coffee:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      YALL WELL IT AINT NO STICK.. :no:

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      lovezoe says:

      They say it is so hot here the roads can buckle.

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      candibfly says:

      prynsexxx says:

      O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.

      ———————

      caddy26marie at hotmail dot com :yahoo: <– per Fandice's request

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      VDot says:

      So would any ya’ll fuk him? .

      :yes:

      I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everst. It’s on my bucket list :coffee:

    93. 93

      :hug: @ Anna for making me feel better about my assessment. :yes:

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      KDub says:

      Where is @Man so he can tell us that this man is illy-formed.

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Love-you in VA right? It is hot as hell here in DE..

    97. 97
      Phrozen1der says:

      @Dimpz Talks of elephant trunk peens,and putting them in butts and va-jay-jays is too much for the kid this AM… I just want a lemonade :lol:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      LOVE GOT TO INSERT A DAM BOX OF TAMPONS IN THEY BOOOTAY TO HOLD THE SHAIT IN :hurl: HOW DO GAY MEN DO IT OR CHICAS THAT TAKE IT TO THE AZZ AFTER ALL THAT USAGE THERE AINT FINNA BE NO SNAP BACK HOW U GOING TO HOLD THEM BUBBLE GUTS IN :no:

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      Secret says:

      Can we please, please, PLEASE, get a :newpost:

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      goat76 says:

      Have y’all seen the dude with the 100 pound nuts???…

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      <—Thinks about what Lakes said. So does that mean that if dudes finger chicks to open them up that a dude would have to be "fisted" to get ready for him? :blink: :wail: I agree with Phro, ION like this game. :no:

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      Ty says:

      prynsexxx says:

      O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.

      ________________
      antonia41300@yahoo.com

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      PERFECTO says:

      MZDIMPLEZ….that gravi of yours is simply drop dead gorgeous!
      Str8 centerfold ma!!!!!

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      prynsexxx says:

      Lakes says:

      THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN!
      _______________________________

      You ever seen the “Mr. Hands” video where that dumb fvk let a horse run up in him and he died a few days later from perforated insides.

      I also seen a clip of a man “fisting” his OWN SELF. It was called bangedup dot com …. :sad:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @VDOT So when are you scheduling the Hysterectomy?? Cause effin with that you’ll surely need one :yes:

    106. 106

      prynsexxx says:

      O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.

      :shocked:

      i thank they lyin too. i seen this dude on bang bros one time. **** looked like a horse dack. width AND lenf :no:

      he made the chic squirt doe. heffa! :coffee:

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      Thank you Perfecto. That’s my 16year old.

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      Gigi26 says:

      Yeah Lakes your visuals are making me nauseous i’m gonna leave this here post :kona:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      I’m out,I can’t deal this is forreal forreal nasty :wails:

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      deedeegirl says:

      disgusted

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      lovezoe says:

      Boots- Yes ma’am. I think I may take the kiddies to the bowling alley. They get to go free all summer. I just hate the walk to the car. lol

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      “fisted” to get ready for him
      HE WOULD HAVE TO BE “FISTED” “LUBED” “UNCONSIOUS” :cry:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Have y’all seen the dude with the 100 pound nuts???…
      __________
      That don’t even sound attractive :cry: ala Katt W…

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      Ty says:

      prynsexxx says:

      O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.
      ______________
      antonia41300@ :yahoo:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :no:

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      Secret says:

      @Bootcampgirl

      You dont even want to see that :hurl:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      So when are you scheduling the Hysterectomy?? Cause effin with that you’ll surely need one
      ^^IT COMES INCLUDED IN THE SESS.. U KNOW WHEN THE TIP COMES OUT ITS GOING TO HAVE THE UTERUS AND OVARIES ATACH TO IT :cry:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Love-who you telling, I have to walk clear across the compound to get to my car :crying: In this beaming ass heat..

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      Phrozen1der says:

      I wouldn’t even know what to do if my peen was some gargantuan size… SMH :no:

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      Anna says:

      Anna says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Cousin

      I’m probably gone go to hell for this but, he looks rather, not bright in that 1st pic.

      ~~~~~~~
      You had me scroll back up. I didn’t know there were two pics. :lol:

    121. 121

      here’s a fun fact about giant peens:

      the older the men get the harder it is for them to get it up, due to size.
      #tragic

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      lexdiamonz says:

      So would any ya’ll fuk him? .

      Hell I probably would but I would have to ride it first so I could adjust the length to loosen up the walls to accomodate the “girth” …

      he is kind of “fugly” though … like how all the facially challanged chicks have a big booty I guess he is the male specimen for that theory

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Laker :hahaha: Right!!!

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Lakes-girl you cray cray :hahaha:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      OMGEEE HE MUST NUT A MOFUKN GALLON OF NUT :hurl:

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      goat76 says:

      Bootcampgirl says:

      Have y’all seen the dude with the 100 pound nuts???…
      __________
      That don’t even sound attractive :cry: ala Katt W…
      —————————————————
      Yeah, I bet that nicca smell like a cow when those get musty.

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      brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      I had a rather big duck once
      ^^ I DID TOO AND UMM THE BED LOOKD LIKE U KILLED SOMEBODY GAAWD THAT WAS A MOFUKN LEG NOT A DACK!!

      _____________________________________________________

      @Lakerchic ur azz is crazy girl I swear u are :rofl: :hahaha:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Laker @Goat STOP IT!!!!!! :rofl:

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      VDot says:

      @VDOT So when are you scheduling the Hysterectomy?? Cause effin with that you’ll surely need one .

      To quote a SR poster (memory is failing me on who it was), the pussi is a muscle. Sometimes you just have to go hard in the gym. :-D

    131. 131
      goat76 says:

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      OMGEEE HE MUST NUT A MOFUKN GALLON OF NUT
      ———————————————

      Probably more like 5-gallon buckets

    132. 132
      lexdiamonz says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Lakes says:

      THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN!
      _______________________________

      You ever seen the “Mr. Hands” video where that dumb fvk let a horse run up in him and he died a few days later from perforated insides.

      I also seen a clip of a man “fisting” his OWN SELF. It was called bangedup dot com ….

      :dead:

      how u FIST YOURSELF in da azz :vomit:

      :rofl:

    133. 133
      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      @Dimplez

      I likes me a pink toe but I wouldnt fuk wit him either. Not just cause he is not facially inspiring but because he out there snatching booty holes.

      So if this is not in the World records is that just Sandra using word play cause it seem like SR memebers know some people who need to put in applications to win

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      Phrozen1der says:

      Females be acting about that life until you seriously get one,then that shat will have you rethinking your life while he in you.. :rofl:

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      FeFe says:

      Whatever dude’s he’s fukked with have likely had to wear a diaper for at least a week afterward….you KNOW their hershey highway is all KINDS of fukked up! :hurl:

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      YSoSrs says:

      Good lawd. :no:

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      VDot says:

      ^^IT COMES INCLUDED IN THE SESS.. U KNOW WHEN THE TIP COMES OUT ITS GOING TO HAVE THE UTERUS AND OVARIES ATACH TO IT .

      :hahaha: and :hurl:

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      BoogieNites says:

      OMGEEE HE MUST NUT A MOFUKN GALLON OF NUT

      :lol: :rofl: :hahaha:

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      I know ya’ll ain’t talm bout screwing a horse sized peen :no: smh do you know what that would do to your cooch, Don’t u know men like in tact and warm and moist, you screw something like this, that twat will never be the same :nono:

    140. 140
      BoogieNites says:

      :cuss: this hawaiian tropic popup :duel:

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      Kei_lyme says:

      I got one of those at home…

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Females be acting about that life until you seriously get one,then that shat will have you rethinking your life while he in you..
      _______________
      :cosign:
      Let’s just say that ninja had me shook and I never called him again…

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      Pardon my rudeness GM ROSES

      OTB
      DIMPZ
      Lex
      Anna
      Boot
      Lakes
      Secret
      Ty
      Zoe
      Gigi
      KDub
      VDot
      Candi
      Phro
      Sandra
      ERRYDAMNBODY

      :waves: <—paynus pump

    145. 145
      Phrozen1der says:

      @VDOT You’re not right in the head :hahaha: AT ALL!!!

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      OK IM LEAVING THIS POST BEFORE I START IMAGINING HIS PANK UNCOOKED TIP :hurl: AND WITH THAT FACE HIS “CUM FACE” MUST LOOK LIKE SUSAN BOYLE WHILE SHE SINGS :no:

    147. 147
      candibfly says:

      <— bout that life :rofl:

      well Fandice is, she was willing to try but he was too big and it ain't work :lol:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Fayla :hugs:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      Females be acting about that life until you seriously get one,then that shat will have you rethinking your life while he in you.. :rofl:
      _________________

      :nono: not about that life :shrugs: and what real chick would wanna be

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :dead: @VDot

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :rofl: *hugs FAY thru tears*

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Candi :rofl:

      @Bootcamp Exactly fuggin around writing uncashable checks :rofl:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Fayla :buttshake:<—me shaking my booty pop…

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      candibfly says:

      but those types of peen don’t just come round ur way often thank goodness :whew:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      GOAT :wail: CANT NOBODY SWALLOW THAT.. FUK AROUND AND GET DROWND MAMA COME TO IDENTIFY UR BODY “BUT SHE NEW HOW TO SWIM?” :sperm: DOCTOR “YEP BUT SHE COULDNT SWALLOW ALL THAT SHAKE”

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      goat76 says:

      Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.

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      VDot says:

      Wait, he really fukks dudes?! In that case I’m cool. With a dic.k that big, he may have problems cleaning it correctly. There may chit hiding in the crevices those veins and underneath the foreskin. I would watch him :jack: off though.

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      FeFe says:

      @Kei

      *record scratch*

      :blink:

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      YSoSrs says:

      Of course he looks slow and facially challenged. He stood in the **** line too long. He didn’t have time to get anything for the head above his neck. :coffee:

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      brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      Pardon my rudeness GM ROSES

      OTB
      DIMPZ
      Lex
      Anna
      Boot
      Lakes
      Secret
      Ty
      Zoe
      Gigi
      KDub
      VDot
      Candi
      Phro
      Sandra
      ERRYDAMNBODY

      <—paynus pump

      ___________________________________________

      :whistle: I look hi and low still couldnt find it

      :wail: I love you too FAy fay :crying1:

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      Secret says:

      @ Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :waves:

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      lexdiamonz says:

      HEY FAY :waves:

      :rofl: @ Phro you know how we be talking MAD SHYT until a dude pull out the python then we get QUIET!!! QUICK LOL

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Jenie It’s some Daredevils out here in this world..til he tries to put the head in and you swore he ripped your whole snatch up :rofl: I was young and I overheard my mother’s convo with a friend. Chick had a hysterectomy done in her late 30’s mom said “I bet she wont go after no more of them big ass dacks” :rofl:

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      goat76 says:

      Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.

      :wtf: u mean his **** head right?? :scurred:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      SIS :hahaha:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      He stood in the **** line
      ^^ HIM AND THE DONKEYS CAME BACK FOR SECONDS :blink:

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      lexdiamonz says:

      goat76 says:

      Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.

      :dead:

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      :rofl: @ Yso. He’s make me think of the actor, Aaron Eckert? The one that was Two-Face in the Batman movie. All beadly, borderline cross eyed and shyt. :no:

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      Kei_lyme says:

      @Fe

      Yep :coffee:

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      candibfly says:

      he probably wears tight pants on purpose too

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Jenie It’s some Daredevils out here in this world..til he tries to put the head in and you swore he ripped your whole snatch up :rofl: I was young and I overheard my mother’s convo with a friend. Chick had a hysterectomy done in her late 30?s mom said “I bet she wont go after no more of them big ass dacks” :rofl:
      __________________

      A ninja not gone fluck my coon up sorry buddy :nono: step the hell off and go :jack: in a corner or some shat

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Goat :no:

      @Lex :rofl: Exactly!!

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      Ty says:

      :hug: @ Fay

      @ Jenie….I was watching something and they were talking about vaginal tightening/vaginal lift :tape: U can even go back to virgin status :wtf:

      I had to file that with that post about falling pelvis floors and mandinga :rofl:

      @ KDub…whats the word for the day LMAO

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      :dead: @VDOT

      Creamy :2dance: u know peepa fonts pop up AFTER u done posted!
      Fefe
      YSO
      Jenie

      ^^^^
      i lubs these heffas too :yes:

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      Anna says:

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      here’s a fun fact about giant peens:

      the older the men get the harder it is for them to get it up, due to size.

      ~~~~~~~~
      How is this a fun fact? The fact that the wife will no longer have woman chasing after him? :lol:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Jenie That’s real :lol:

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      LolliepopLyfe says:

      @LAKES thanks to you… I am no longer of ANY good use for the ENTIRE day. :rofl:

      SUSAN BOYLE :crying:

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      Does he need two hands to :jack: ? I’m so lost, I haven’t slept in a week, i’mma need a new post.

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      YSoSrs says:

      Folks always talking bout they wouldn’t **** a dude that’s fcked a dude…

      If you are into thugs and have have fck with dudes that have been in and out of prison…Guess what? :coffee:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KEI QUEEEEEE?? UMM CAN U WALK? :huh:

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      goat76 says:

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      goat76 says:

      Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.

      :wtf: u mean his **** head right?? :scurred:
      ———————————————————-
      That would be too easy…lol. This dude was literally being born again….lol

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      Ty says:

      :hug: @ Fay

      @ Jenie….I was watching something and they were talking about vaginal tightening/vaginal lift :tape: U can even go back to virgin status :wtf:

      I had to file that with that post about falling pelvis floors and mandinga :rofl:

      @ KDub…whats the word for the day LMAO
      _______________

      Vaginal rejuvenation <— that shat spelled wrong :hahaha: but u get what I'm saying

      Fay Fay :happy:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      Hey fayla!

      Wait say what about bish walking around like she giving birth all the time

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Yso #BishesIsMad :rofl:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      LOLLIE :lol: GOOGLE BOYLE SINGING AND LOOK UP AT THIS MANS FACE :rofl:

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      FeFe says:

      :hugs: @Fayla

      @Kei

      In the voice of Mister’s daddy off ‘The Color Purple’

      “You has my sympathy…” :no:

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      YSoSrs says:

      Folks always talking bout they wouldn’t **** a dude that’s fcked a dude…

      If you are into thugs and have have fck with dudes that have been in and out of prison…Guess what? :coffee:
      __________________

      Yep :tea:

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      Secret says:

      :offtopic:

      Any news on Halle Berry’s condition after she felled and hit her head on concrete?

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      candibfly says:

      u think he carries his guiness certification in his wallet? :think:

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      YSoSrs says:

      DIMPZ!! FAYLA!! :waves:

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      prynsexxx says:

      @Ty you have mail.

      @Candi, tell Fandice she has mail. :rofl:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      GOAT HIS HEAD.. LIKE HIS CABEZA? :no:

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      Secret says:

      @ YSo

      You are right

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      :dead: @ Mista’s daddy. :rofl:

      <—does not fugg with jailbirds. Had a nigga's mama tell me his sell mate was making her son sit down and pee in there. Took everything in me not to say, "You know he was fuggin him right?"

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      I Go There says:

      Nasty Muthafkers

      :coffee:

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      YSoSrs says:

      PHRO!! :yahoo:

      GOAT!! :vomit:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      Everytime I refresh the page,I close my eyes until I can’t see his pic anymore… :rofl:

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      candibfly says:

      @pryn Fandice said she’ll have to open it at home :lol:

      she’s gonna light some candles and put on her good pjs (the hello kitty oversized tee) and look at the pics :D

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      Igooooooooooooooooooooooo :happy:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      Had a nigga’s mama tell me his sell mate was making her son sit down and pee in there
      WE KNOW WHO WAS THE BOTTOM :lol: JUST WOW!!

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Dimpz :rofl:

      @Yso :hugs:

      @IGO :lol:

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      Trendsetter says:

      Secret says:

      Any news on Halle Berry’s condition after she felled and hit her head on concrete?
      ________________________________

      A rep for Halle tells TMZ “Halle Berry suffered a minor head injury while shooting a fight sequence on the set of her film, ‘The Hive.’ She was taken to the hospital as a precaution, but she checked out healthy and was released. She’ll continue production as planned

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      KDub says:

      AND WITH THAT FACE HIS “CUM FACE” MUST LOOK LIKE SUSAN BOYLE WHILE SHE SINGS
      —————————————
      *DEF*

      :casket:

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      FeFe says:

      :rofl: :rofl:

      @goat…the dude was BORN AGAIN!

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      Ty says:

      prynsexxx says:

      @Ty you have mail.
      __________
      :D thanks hun I like tree and shyt :rofl:

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      Damn Im annoyed maybe cuz he’s not my type :shrugs:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      Never messed with a jailbergs. Not into thugs.

      Did anyone watch this pass BGC

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      Phrozen1der says:

      Everytime I refresh the page,I close my eyes until I can’t see his pic anymore… :rofl:
      ______________
      That shat just looks nasty :vomit: with them green biking shorts on :no;

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      candibfly says:

      <— don't mess with jailbirds either. i mean well he was only in there once for like a year but that's beside the point. ion talk to him no more :nono:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      DIMPZ :2dance:

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      BoogieNites says:

      Secret says:

      Any news on Halle Berry’s condition after she felled and hit her head on concrete?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      she aite. she was released.

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      YSoSrs says:

      @JENIE & SECRET

      Mm hm. :coffee:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      Damn Im annoyed maybe cuz he’s not my type
      ^^ THIS SHAIT HERE!! :rofl:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      Never messed with a jailbergs. Not into thugs.

      Did anyone watch this pass BGC
      ________________

      Unfortunately I have and thank god for deliverance :yes:

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      Hey IGO. :hi:

      @ Lakes… :whistle: Sadly, I dislike him so much, I couldn’t gather enough of a fukk to feel bad for his useless ass. Well he was useless to me, apparently not to dude. :no:

      :rofl: @ Phro covering his eyes.

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KDUB :hug: MIIIIIIIIJA!

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      Secret says:

      @ BoogieNites

      Thanks :)

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      YSoSrs says:

      Hopefully Halle got a screw or two knocked back in place in that fall. :coffee:

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      prynsexxx says:

      candibfly says:

      @pryn Fandice said she’ll have to open it at home

      she’s gonna light some candles and put on her good pjs (the hello kitty oversized tee) and look at the pics
      _____________________

      …all while holding your ovaries and thoak b/c you’re going to sympathize with the YT chick that’s “GETTIN IT”. :no:

      #punishmentforsomething

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      I am watch a crazy azz movie on netflix called red, white, blue :blink: :blink:

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      KDub says:

      CANT NOBODY SWALLOW THAT.. FUK AROUND AND GET DROWND MAMA COME TO IDENTIFY UR BODY “BUT SHE NEW HOW TO SWIM?” DOCTOR “YEP BUT SHE COULDNT SWALLOW ALL THAT SHAKE”
      ————————————————
      LAKES…wtf fawk wrong with you TA’DAY??? :wail:

      :chase:

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      YSoSrs says:

      Hopefully Halle got a screw or two knocked back in place in that fall. :coffee:
      ____________

      I didn’t wanna say it but you took the words right out of my brain :tea:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Howmany-I am watching BGC

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      prynsexxx says:

      @Ty

      Enjoy, sweetie. :sad: :blink:

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      :stop: I just thought of something. Which one of yall came in here talking about The Strange Thing About The Johnsons? I sincerely despise YEW! :mad:

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      Ty says:

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      Damn Im annoyed maybe cuz he’s not my type
      ___________
      :crying:

      @ Lakes :rofl: :rofl: U drinking :koolaid:

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      VDot says:

      If you are into thugs and have have fck with dudes that have been in and out of prison…Guess what? .

      Umm yeah, no. I’m trying to live the American Dream and marry UP so I can stop working, hire a surrogate/nanny/maid . Thugs/jailbirds need NOT apply.

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      :wink: @ Lakes
      Hey @ Dimpz
      :hugs: EGO :welcome:
      :boobs: @ PHRO

      @How many
      Yes I watch BGC what and who you wanna talk about?

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      tchenel says:

      :hahaha:

      WOW.

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KDUB :ashamed: I BE ON MY BESST BEHAVIOUR I SAWWYZ

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      VDot says:

      Did anyone watch this pass BGC .

      Those chicks cray!!! And I absolutely love it. Meghan out here whooping bishes left and right with her prissy self. Christina/Jersey is that one kind of crazy – lighting weaves, twerking in your face while arguing. I like her too. :hahaha:

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      VDot says:

      Did anyone watch this pass BGC .

      Those chicks cray!!! And I absolutely love it. Meghan out here whooping bishes left and right with her prissy self. Christina/Jersey is that one kind of crazy – lighting weaves, twerking in your face while arguing. I like her too. :hahaha:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      @Bootcampgirl

      Who you like this season so far? I thought i was going to like Meghan cause she was rocking them girls head in the first few minutes of the season premiere but she too stuck up. I dont like Rima cause even though i dont believe there are any classy people who go on the show is classy but getting butt azz naked is too much. I think i like the blond white girl and Christina

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      KDub says:

      @Ty…The word to the day is illy-formed.

      Its a compound word.

      Old skool southern word for deformed.

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      TY :no: I WISH!! :yes: NICE COLD MOJITO WOULD BE GRRREAT!

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      Kei_lyme says:

      Lakes
      I can walk just fine.

      Fe

      I’m surprised Jonah doesn’t have lumps

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      :hug: @ Choco How are you?

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      YSoSrs says:

      @KEI

      It’s always you quiet ones. :yes:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      I’m surprised Jonah doesn’t have lumps

      :rofl:
      DIMPZ I LUVS THAT PIC SHE LOOKS SOO PURRTY!

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      Ty says:

      @ Lakes I was hoping u were cause I want some :ashamed:

      :dead: @ Kdub

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      I Go There says:

      Choco

      Hello…

      Hi

      Dimplez

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Choco :hugs:

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      Jumping in VDOT and How’s convo

      Megan I wasn’t feeling from JUMP cuz all she kept saying is ARE YOU BLACK – Bish what :rolleyes: I fuggs with Christina cuz she minded her business until cracker jack Julie came out her hen house – the one from DC Phalen – bleh jury is still out… Rima #P.U. she is pathetic talkn about her son all while removing her pants at every bar – the other black chick I still like – Blondie IDK she kool

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      :offtopic: DO PEOPLE STILL DO BIRRFFDAY LICKS? MY BRO GOT ME FOR 25 YESTERDAY IN THE SAME MOFUKN ESSPOT :cuss: NOW I GOT A BIG AZZ BRUISE :pacifier:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Kei :lol:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @VDot-I do not care for Meghan at all, President Obama’s step-daughter, how is that even relavant…Bish sit your $700 hair self down
      Julie, I think her name is, she looks the fck psycho.
      The blond chick is just dumb.
      I kind of like that other mixed lookin’ chick though, her name escapes me right now.
      And last but not least, that chick who needs to take her clothes off wherever she goes…who the fck does that..

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      KDub says:

      Hopefully Halle got a screw or two knocked back in place in that fall.
      —————————————-
      Maybe she will finally realize she is a nigra. Cause see a nigra woulda tole Gabe…

      “Muthafukka getcho azz a JOB…cause I aint giving you ONE red CENT for no chile support…so stop fawking asking MEH. See if I keep on showing up for court for that BOOLSHAT. They gonna hafta come ARREST me then”
      ^^ Nigra.

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      @Dimpz
      Im good Ma saw your celebrity shot on LandofPure- eyebrows was the BIZNESS shorty :grin:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      “DO PEOPLE STILL DO BIRRFFDAY LICKS?” #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat :lol:

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      yall ever seen a dack look like the a capital letter “L”??

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      PHRO THATS WHAT I SAID.. :cry:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      I don’t support women acting up on any other channel but VH1 :coffee:

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      Happy Birthday Lakes…. You young whippa snapper – funny Im wearing a outfit I use to wear when I was 25 and today I was like this old outfit but then I was like WHOA chick you wore this almost 20 years ago :clap: Oh and it helps folks keep saying i look pretty today – :grin:

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      FAYL I SEEN ONE LOOK LIKE THE LETTER “J” THAT HOOK

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      yall ever seen a dack look like the a capital letter “L”??
      ____________________
      Nope but I will presume his tip got caught somewhere!

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      @ Choco

      I only like Blondie cause she is a partier but she needed to stand up for herself. I like Erica too. That other girl Falen or whatever dont like the bish and dont think she from the DMV cause she def. dont have the DMV mentality or attitude. That’s why i dont like Meghan she all I’m Obama’s step daughter bish shut yo mouth for the FLOTUS send someone for that azz. And Rima yea nasty.

      LOVE Christina though she let them know. I was cracking up when she was like your nose is bleeding. LOL!

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      MUNCHOSGIRL says:

      HE DOESN’T HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD. HE MUST BE THE ONLY ONE LETTING THEM MEASURE HIS SHYT! I PERSONALLY KNOW A GUY, JULIO, WHO I WAS INFATUATED WITH AT THE TIME. HE STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH A GUY FEET AND PENIS IS THE SAME SIZE. OF COURSE I DIDN’T BELIEVE HIM, HE SAID HE WORE A SIZE 12 SHOE, PUT HIS DYCK ON THE RULER…12 INCHES FLACCID! I DIDN’T LIKE HIM AFTER THAT!

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      Phrozen1der says:

      “You left my son FUH DEAD” :rofl:

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      KDub says:

      yall ever seen a dack look like the a capital letter “L”??

      —————————————-
      No but I seen a grown mane legs form the letter K…

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      I was 25 and today I was like this old outfit
      AWW SNAP GET IT COUGAR :danban: THANKS IM RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM 30 :cry:

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      Choco :hug: gm hunty!

      Playla wanna see some LAHGE peen too dammit :rollseyes:

      they are works of art :love:

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      Kei_lyme says:

      Yso

      I can only agree…

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      Phrozen1der says:

      I’m confused who is Obama’s step daughter and how??

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      The only birthday licks i like is between these thighs

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      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      HOW OH I GOT THOSE TOO.. NO COMPLAINTS ON THEM LICKS :ashamed:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      @ Phro

      This chick on BGC claiming she’s Obama step daughter. Really bish and you cant read that something said right and not yeah right. I know Obama wouldnt have his kids not knowing how to read basic azz english

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      @ Lakes

      I know that’s right!

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      Gigi26 says:

      Yoo BGC Mexico is my shyt but you couldn’t put a bish like me on there cuz I would do some real evil sinister shyt…

      That girl the rapper from Chicago looks like freddy kruger :no:

      That other broad from Chicago, Rima is a got damn shame. You got a son and you move like that?! Like how you take off your clothes like that on a regular basis in PUBLIC and think that shyt is cute?!

      Meghan has unfortunate eyebrows. And her 700 dollar weave looks more like 70 dollars. Do better.

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @How That would imply that he was married before,was he??

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      Gigi26 says:

      Howmany: And the bish is from HOUSTON! I was really confused as to why she kept saying that..

      That broad claiming she a local celeb from the DMV looks like a fried roach. Anybody can be a celebrity here that’s how sad it is :no:

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      VDot says:

      I don’t mind Meghan. I think she talks a lot of sh*t, but she’s also prepared to whoop azz :karate: And I thought the whole Obama’s stepdaughter thing was a joke. Maybe one that went on too long? :shrug:

      I thought I was going to like Falen, but I dunno. I need to see more of her.

      Yeah and Rima?! I am a fan of you being comfortable in your skin. I’m not of fan of you getting naked EVERY where you go and humping bars. :wtf:

      I don’t like Laura :no:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      No, the bish aint really his daughter she was trying to cute

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      Phrozen1der says:

      All yall BGC fans did ya’ll want Tenisha’s Getting Married??

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      @GiGi

      I dont think the bish is from the DMV as i had stated she dont act like my peeps or me.

      @VDOT

      I dont like Meghan but she do whoop some azz but you got to do wit all that talking she do. And which one is Laura?

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      Gigi26 says:

      @Phro: I tried to watch it but with Tanisha’s lack of neck support, her chicken shaped body and her mentally challenged husband bothered my spirit.

      I wish her the best in her endeavors though :yes:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      @ Phro

      I did. Did you watch it? What you think about it?

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      That other girl Falen or whatever dont like the bish and dont think she from the DMV cause she def. dont have the DMV mentality or attitude. That’s why i dont like Meghan she all I’m Obama’s step daughter bish shut yo mouth for the FLOTUS send someone for that azz. And Rima yea nasty.

      LOVE Christina though she let them know. I was cracking up when she was like your nose is bleeding. LOL!
      ____________________
      Megan is not his stepdaughter she is desperate and should stfu I don’t believe it…
      I was sorta surprised about Phalen to I get she don’t want to go to jail in Mexico but uh you right about not really repping not that we all hard and ish but got damn she took a lot of chit!

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      Gigi26 says:

      Howmany I think the broad is from Virginia, Springfield to be exact :yes:

      Maybe that counts for something? :lol:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Gigi I think I saw one maybe two episodes (back to back) yo her crib son… #TRAGIC aint no way I would’ve had camera’s in that joint :rofl:

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      That broad claiming she a local celeb from the DMV looks like a fried roach. Anybody can be a celebrity here that’s how sad it is
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      Nah whats sad is somebody saying they are a local celeb cuz I know we are all into our own lives and not many of my friends need to be local celebs over it! SHe is missing people!

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      @PHRO
      :lol: STOP talking bout Tanisha’s Purple Rain home :rofl:

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      Phrozen1der says:

      @Choco Aint no way son.. :nono:

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      @PHRO
      I was dying a lil everytime I saw it :rofl: I was like damn they couldn’t even give her a makeover but then I was like what if that is the makeover :rofl:

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      Gigi26 says:

      Choco: :lol: Right!! She is gonna get busted out real soon because the DMV is waay small. Getting into clubs for free doesn’t make you a celeb…idiots :no:

      Phro: she was embarassing…like her whole body is supported by two stilts. She makes me want to throw up so I stopped watching. Looks like she smells of sour cream…

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      like her whole body is supported by two stilts
      ^^^^^^
      This shat right here is hilarious :rofl: and true

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      VDot says:

      @VDOT

      I dont like Meghan but she do whoop some azz but you got to do wit all that talking she do. And which one is Laura? .

      Wait, I think her name is Julie. I make up names for people all of the time. :hahaha: Either way, the one Christina whooped up on.

      @Phro – I was soooo weak at Tanisha and Cyclop (that ninja got one good eye) living in her mama’s basement. Proudly. :thumbsup: Good for them, aint no shame in the game. :rofl:

      Looks like she smells of sour cream.. .

      Okay you are out of order. :rofl: I let the fried roach comment go, but this right here?!?! No ma’am. *as I chuckle to lunch*

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      I think she spent the decorations money on the ring. If it was even real.

      I’m with you choco its not like we all hard or something but most of us ain’t wit that fake stuff and we would of did something when we got home like Jersey

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      Choco: Right!! She is gonna get busted out real soon because the DMV is waay small. Getting into clubs for free doesn’t make you a celeb…idiots

      I’m with you choco its not like we all hard or something but most of us ain’t wit that fake stuff and we would of did something when we got home like Jersey
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      :coffee: #WENATIVES :wink:

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      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      Yea I can’t stand Julie I was glad when Christiana whooped that azz. But she was throwing fist and I did laugh when she compared Christina to something can’t think of it right now

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      BoogieNites says:

      :cuss: i always miss BGC commentary :crying: guess i’ll try again next week :kona:

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      eastpointvet says:

      most people perception of size is off anyway when straight up trying to determine size off eye sight so what you look like and say damn thats 12 may really only be 9 or 10 inches based off a study we did in school before. while im sure there is a bigger penis somewhere in the world based off how most men are if you knew the size for sure and you were really bigger you would be making some calls to get the WBD trophy.

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      BoogieNites says:

      eastpointvet was called to the stand whereby expert peen testimony was given :hahaha:

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      cocoa49 says:

      Oh well i guess it is a proven fact like, White men can jump, that white men do have big d**ks.

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