TSA detains man with world’s biggest penis
Size matters when you’re Jonah Falcon and you have to walk through a TSA checkpoint at the airport. Falcon, 41, has the distinction of having the World’s biggest penis — certified by the Guinness Book of World records.
Falcon’s sizable peen measures 10 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect. His unusual package caught the eye of a young TSA agent at San Francisco International airport on July 9. The male agent demanded to know what Falcon was packing in his pants.
“It’s my dick,” Falcon answered. “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” Falcon said in an interview with the Huffington Post.
Falcon said he walked through one of the X-ray body scanners but the agents still weren’t convinced that he wasn’t carrying a dirty bomb strapped to his thigh.
Falcon said the young guard spent a considerable amount of time patting him down before allowing him to proceed.
“Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said laughing. “I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon said. “That way they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”
Falcon has been contacted by p0rn companies in the past but he has politely declined their offers.
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Aint no way a thing that size would go up in me
uhhhhhhhhhhh… TSA bad huh?
carrying a dirty bomb
Cousin
Sorry about the delay folks.
Who would have thought that the man that held this distinction would be ou-ite?
WHAT IN THE HAIL
Well damn, YT man
“Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said laughing.
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Ugh yeah beesh
its a growth alright, been growing it since birth 
well hot damn!
Lmao wow just wow.
”
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A YT tho???!!! Wow!
Falcon said the young guard spent a considerable amount of time patting him down before allowing him to proceed.
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Them TSA Agents are fresh in San Fran huh lol
Is this in the X-Rated edition of World Records because I just looked and found 0 results…
Lmao oh goodness
UMM THAT AINT NO DACK THATS A HYSTORECTOMY TOOL
DA FAWK? I LIKES MY WALLS AND LOVE MY UTERUS I BE DAM IF I LET MY CUTI CAT GET STOMP BY THAT HAMMER 
I had a rather big duck once
#inside #nojosephine 
And he’s white! Thank you Jesus!
Good for him for not attention whoring himself by joining the porn industry
I just watched an episode of Strange Sex that was on the OWN network this weekend that was about him. He says that the number of women he’s had sex with is in the “three digit” range and that they have to be patient with him because it takes a while for him to become totally erect. His girth is about the size of his wrist. Fully erect, his peen generates enough heat to warm your hands while holding them six inches away…
Lmao
Well some yt dudes have nice packages, just like some black dudes have small ones, shiiiiid 
Going now
i ran in here fast for this? *huffs and puffs and bends over*
Meek Mill apologized for his song I guess.
Good for him for not attention whoring himself by joining the porn industry
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Agreed, but he sho’ would make a killing…
“That way they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”
THIS TICKLE ME!!
^^
Watch his story on OWN yall! We died!
and he WASN’T erect at the time?
lawd
I wonder if this was the outfit he was wearing at the airport
UMM THAT AINT NO DACK THATS A HYSTORECTOMY TOOL DA FAWK?
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candibfly says:
i ran in here fast for this? *huffs and puffs and bends over*
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This must be Fandice talking
thx boot cuz didnt know guiness book got down like that either
Did he really @Zoe ?re: Meek Mill
What does he think is wrong with it?
These new kids KILL me.
@lollipop
That’s kinda scary passssssss
I had a rather big duck once
GAAWD THAT WAS A MOFUKN LEG NOT A DACK!! 
^^ I DID TOO AND UMM THE BED LOOKD LIKE U KILLED SOMEBODY
The 2nd pic is like he’s pulling out a sword
Big ducks come in all colors
#smalltoo
oooh yes, Fandice here EARLY
*pushes Fandice out the way and walks in blind folded*
This is a prime candidate for playing “Just The Tip”
about these lime green biker shorts tho
i want some for boot camp
jeniefrumdabloc says:
“Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said laughing.
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Ugh yeah beesh its a growth alright, been growing it since birth
Y did this shyt give me a visual of Coming to America when dude asked Eddie about his hair? Growing it since birth… only juices and berries 
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just the tip is at least 3 inches
<— Fandice agane
People find all types of stuff offensive. I don’t think no preacher or no church approve of any type of rap music… because rap music, period, is a lot of bad stuff said. But at the end of the day, it’s real life. And me, I wasn’t trying to disrespect no religion or anything like that. My whole family is Christian. I have a half Christian, half Muslim family. The situation, the song, that’s what energy it felt and if anybody feel disrespected, I ain’t do it in that way. And I ain’t drop the song with bad intentions. I did it just because it was a good feeling…that’s the feeling it gave me so I said, ‘Amen, church.’ I didn’t do it with bad intentions at the end of the day.”
She told her homegirrrlll
He got a big d!ck and he knows how to use it!
Yeah I saw him in that episode of Strange Sex. He also said that he has tried men and women and neither sex has been able to completely handle his entire package.
Bella’s Master says:
This is a prime candidate for playing “Just The Tip”
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…and it would take forever just to do that!
I doubt that’s the world’s biggest peen. I know there are much bigger peens out there, who haven’t had the GWBOR come by to measure it.
THEM BRIGHT LIME GREEN SHAWTS AND THEY ESSKIN TIGHT.. HE WANTED TO SHOW HIS MAJIC TRUNK
I wonder how many women attempted to deep throat him…bishes prob almost choked to death
Joseline’s **** is bigger…. she never has trouble getting thru the security at Amtrack to go do her shows.
Bella’s Master says:
This is a prime candidate for playing “Just The Tip”
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U aint lying. I usually want a shot at that the title but
I’m probably gone go to hell for this but, he looks rather, not bright in that 1st pic.
#Gross
so most dudes I’ve seen thus far with a hung package are esthetically displeasing to say the least
Oh that last comment was what Meek Mill said.
i think it’s the world’s biggest ‘as far as we know’
STRAPPED TO THE LEFT
SHHHHYYYYTTT THAT is my kind of man…. LOL
I GUESS WHITE MEN CAN JUMP!!!!
Who still wears biker shorts? The fuk? He wanted attention. SMH
OK, lemme quit frontin, if I had the biggest shaboinket in the world, I’d be wearin taffeta slacks to church.
HE WANTED TO SHOW HIS MAJIC TRUNK
*clutches pearls*
kahmmillion says:
I doubt that’s the world’s biggest peen. I know there are much bigger peens out there, who haven’t had the GWBOR come by to measure it.
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Maybe because there is this stripper named Long John Silver and chile…….
My whole family is Christian. I have a half Christian, half Muslim family
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So let me attempt to dissect this sentence based off syntax.
Nigga…you said yo WHOLE FAMILY is Christian.
BUT…You have a HALF Christian, HALF Muslim FAMILY.
I give up on this ignoramus.
Education if vital kids.
Yeah I saw him in that episode of Strange Sex. He also said that he has tried men and women and neither sex has been able to completely handle his entire package.
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Now if dude is that hung and curvy…phuck that
Now lookie here it’s a pink toe and some people say they aint packing and I burst out laughing at the man saying It’s my dyck.
Question is the record for the biggest dyck not hard cause i know a few hard that could beat him? Someone look this shyt up please
So would any ya’ll fuk him?
KDUB **CLUTCHES PEARL..OVARIES..UTERUS.. AND TONSILS**
Lexi
Phro
Naija
Cousin
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On the other hand, we’ve got a new duck name yall
Everybody thank Laker for Magic Trunk
@Stillbelieve
I seen that episode as well. He did end up dating some chick but IDK if he ever
her.
Why the hell would a man want that up his asshole?!
do they want to DIE or shyt out their insides?! Good gawd
Carrington says:
Who still wears biker shorts? The fuk? He wanted attention. SMH
OK, lemme quit frontin, if I had the biggest shaboinket in the world, I’d be wearin taffeta slacks to church.
@ GiGi…say what now
No surprise that he was detained in San Fran. If I was security I woudl “pat” him down too. Sometimes you have to cop a feel.
This post makes me sad and sick to my stomach…
PLEASE!!!
@ HowMany…Maybe that size on somebody else. Never him with that face.
EWWWW I BET THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN
BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN! 
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cousin
I’m probably gone go to hell for this but, he looks rather, not bright in that 1st pic.
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When your blood rushes from your brain to go other places(parts of your body), don’t you lose Oxygen, therefore making you light headed(not bright)?
O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.
They just NASTEE!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
EWWWW I BET THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN!
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YOU ARE DISMISSED!!!
Mmmhmmm Meek and Mild I mean Mill.
YALL WELL IT AINT NO STICK..
They say it is so hot here the roads can buckle.
prynsexxx says:
O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.
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caddy26marie at hotmail dot com
<– per Fandice's request
So would any ya’ll fuk him? .
I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everst. It’s on my bucket list
Where is @Man so he can tell us that this man is illy-formed.
@Love-you in VA right? It is hot as hell here in DE..
@Dimpz Talks of elephant trunk peens,and putting them in butts and va-jay-jays is too much for the kid this AM… I just want a lemonade
LOVE GOT TO INSERT A DAM BOX OF TAMPONS IN THEY BOOOTAY TO HOLD THE SHAIT IN
HOW DO GAY MEN DO IT OR CHICAS THAT TAKE IT TO THE AZZ AFTER ALL THAT USAGE THERE AINT FINNA BE NO SNAP BACK HOW U GOING TO HOLD THEM BUBBLE GUTS IN 
Can we please, please, PLEASE, get a
Have y’all seen the dude with the 100 pound nuts???…
<—Thinks about what Lakes said. So does that mean that if dudes finger chicks to open them up that a dude would have to be "fisted" to get ready for him?
I agree with Phro, ION like this game. 
prynsexxx says:
O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.
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[email protected]
MZDIMPLEZ….that gravi of yours is simply drop dead gorgeous!
Str8 centerfold ma!!!!!
Lakes says:
THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN!
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You ever seen the “Mr. Hands” video where that dumb fvk let a horse run up in him and he died a few days later from perforated insides.
I also seen a clip of a man “fisting” his OWN SELF. It was called bangedup dot com ….
@VDOT So when are you scheduling the Hysterectomy?? Cause effin with that you’ll surely need one
prynsexxx says:
O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.
i thank they lyin too. i seen this dude on bang bros one time. **** looked like a horse dack. width AND lenf
he made the chic squirt doe. heffa!
Thank you Perfecto. That’s my 16year old.
Yeah Lakes your visuals are making me nauseous i’m gonna leave this here post
I’m out,I can’t deal this is forreal forreal nasty
disgusted
Boots- Yes ma’am. I think I may take the kiddies to the bowling alley. They get to go free all summer. I just hate the walk to the car. lol
“fisted” to get ready for him
HE WOULD HAVE TO BE “FISTED” “LUBED” “UNCONSIOUS”
Have y’all seen the dude with the 100 pound nuts???…
ala Katt W…
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That don’t even sound attractive
prynsexxx says:
O’an NO he doesn’t have the “BIGGEST IN THE WORLD”. I got some email pics called “Jamaican Torture” that will make HIS stuff look like a hangnail.
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antonia41300@
@Bootcampgirl
You dont even want to see that
So when are you scheduling the Hysterectomy?? Cause effin with that you’ll surely need one
^^IT COMES INCLUDED IN THE SESS.. U KNOW WHEN THE TIP COMES OUT ITS GOING TO HAVE THE UTERUS AND OVARIES ATACH TO IT
@Love-who you telling, I have to walk clear across the compound to get to my car
In this beaming ass heat..
I wouldn’t even know what to do if my peen was some gargantuan size… SMH
Anna says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cousin
I’m probably gone go to hell for this but, he looks rather, not bright in that 1st pic.
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You had me scroll back up. I didn’t know there were two pics.
here’s a fun fact about giant peens:
the older the men get the harder it is for them to get it up, due to size.
#tragic
So would any ya’ll fuk him? .
Hell I probably would but I would have to ride it first so I could adjust the length to loosen up the walls to accomodate the “girth” …
he is kind of “fugly” though … like how all the facially challanged chicks have a big booty I guess he is the male specimen for that theory
@Laker
Right!!!
@Lakes-girl you cray cray
OMGEEE HE MUST NUT A MOFUKN GALLON OF NUT
Bootcampgirl says:
Have y’all seen the dude with the 100 pound nuts???…
ala Katt W…
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That don’t even sound attractive
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Yeah, I bet that nicca smell like a cow when those get musty.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I had a rather big duck once
^^ I DID TOO AND UMM THE BED LOOKD LIKE U KILLED SOMEBODY GAAWD THAT WAS A MOFUKN LEG NOT A DACK!!
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@Lakerchic ur azz is crazy girl I swear u are
@Laker @Goat STOP IT!!!!!!
@VDOT So when are you scheduling the Hysterectomy?? Cause effin with that you’ll surely need one .
To quote a SR poster (memory is failing me on who it was), the pussi is a muscle. Sometimes you just have to go hard in the gym.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
OMGEEE HE MUST NUT A MOFUKN GALLON OF NUT
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Probably more like 5-gallon buckets
prynsexxx says:
Lakes says:
THE MEN HE TRIED ARE OUT THERE HAVING PROBLEMS HOLDING THEY SH!T IN BOOTY HOLE LOOKING LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A SODA CAN!
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You ever seen the “Mr. Hands” video where that dumb fvk let a horse run up in him and he died a few days later from perforated insides.
I also seen a clip of a man “fisting” his OWN SELF. It was called bangedup dot com ….
how u FIST YOURSELF in da azz
@Dimplez
I likes me a pink toe but I wouldnt fuk wit him either. Not just cause he is not facially inspiring but because he out there snatching booty holes.
So if this is not in the World records is that just Sandra using word play cause it seem like SR memebers know some people who need to put in applications to win
Females be acting about that life until you seriously get one,then that shat will have you rethinking your life while he in you..
Whatever dude’s he’s fukked with have likely had to wear a diaper for at least a week afterward….you KNOW their hershey highway is all KINDS of fukked up!
Good lawd.
^^IT COMES INCLUDED IN THE SESS.. U KNOW WHEN THE TIP COMES OUT ITS GOING TO HAVE THE UTERUS AND OVARIES ATACH TO IT .
OMGEEE HE MUST NUT A MOFUKN GALLON OF NUT
I know ya’ll ain’t talm bout screwing a horse sized peen
smh do you know what that would do to your cooch, Don’t u know men like in tact and warm and moist, you screw something like this, that twat will never be the same 
I got one of those at home…
Females be acting about that life until you seriously get one,then that shat will have you rethinking your life while he in you..
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Let’s just say that ninja had me shook and I never called him again…
Pardon my rudeness GM ROSES
OTB
DIMPZ
Lex
Anna
Boot
Lakes
Secret
Ty
Zoe
Gigi
KDub
VDot
Candi
Phro
Sandra
ERRYDAMNBODY
@VDOT You’re not right in the head
AT ALL!!!
OK IM LEAVING THIS POST BEFORE I START IMAGINING HIS PANK UNCOOKED TIP
AND WITH THAT FACE HIS “CUM FACE” MUST LOOK LIKE SUSAN BOYLE WHILE SHE SINGS 
<— bout that life
well Fandice is, she was willing to try but he was too big and it ain't work
@Fayla
Phrozen1der says:
Females be acting about that life until you seriously get one,then that shat will have you rethinking your life while he in you..
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@Candi
@Bootcamp Exactly fuggin around writing uncashable checks
Fayla
<—me shaking my booty pop…
but those types of peen don’t just come round ur way often thank goodness :whew:
GOAT
CANT NOBODY SWALLOW THAT.. FUK AROUND AND GET DROWND MAMA COME TO IDENTIFY UR BODY “BUT SHE NEW HOW TO SWIM?” 
DOCTOR “YEP BUT SHE COULDNT SWALLOW ALL THAT SHAKE”
Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.
Wait, he really fukks dudes?! In that case I’m cool. With a dic.k that big, he may have problems cleaning it correctly. There may chit hiding in the crevices those veins and underneath the foreskin. I would watch him
off though.
@Kei
*record scratch*
Of course he looks slow and facially challenged. He stood in the **** line too long. He didn’t have time to get anything for the head above his neck.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Pardon my rudeness GM ROSES
OTB
DIMPZ
Lex
Anna
Boot
Lakes
Secret
Ty
Zoe
Gigi
KDub
VDot
Candi
Phro
Sandra
ERRYDAMNBODY
<—paynus pump
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@ Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)
HEY FAY
@Jenie It’s some Daredevils out here in this world..til he tries to put the head in and you swore he ripped your whole snatch up
I was young and I overheard my mother’s convo with a friend. Chick had a hysterectomy done in her late 30′s mom said “I bet she wont go after no more of them big ass dacks” 
goat76 says:
Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.
SIS
He stood in the **** line
^^ HIM AND THE DONKEYS CAME BACK FOR SECONDS
goat76 says:
Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.
@Fe
Yep
he probably wears tight pants on purpose too
Phrozen1der says:
@Jenie It’s some Daredevils out here in this world..til he tries to put the head in and you swore he ripped your whole snatch up
I was young and I overheard my mother’s convo with a friend. Chick had a hysterectomy done in her late 30?s mom said “I bet she wont go after no more of them big ass dacks” 
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A ninja not gone fluck my coon up sorry buddy
step the hell off and go 
in a corner or some shat
@Goat
@Lex
Exactly!!
@ Jenie….I was watching something and they were talking about vaginal tightening/vaginal lift
U can even go back to virgin status 
I had to file that with that post about falling pelvis floors and mandinga
@ KDub…whats the word for the day LMAO
Creamy
u know peepa fonts pop up AFTER u done posted!
Fefe
YSO
Jenie
^^^^
i lubs these heffas too
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
here’s a fun fact about giant peens:
the older the men get the harder it is for them to get it up, due to size.
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How is this a fun fact? The fact that the wife will no longer have woman chasing after him?
@Jenie That’s real
@LAKES thanks to you… I am no longer of ANY good use for the ENTIRE day.
SUSAN BOYLE
Does he need two hands to
? I’m so lost, I haven’t slept in a week, i’mma need a new post.
Folks always talking bout they wouldn’t **** a dude that’s fcked a dude…
If you are into thugs and have have fck with dudes that have been in and out of prison…Guess what?
KEI QUEEEEEE?? UMM CAN U WALK?
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
goat76 says:
Ok….I know if there are men out there blessed/cursed with packages like this. It has to be some women out there with some canyons. Oh that reminds me of the porn star Grand Canyon(google her). Watched a dude put his whole head in it.
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That would be too easy…lol. This dude was literally being born again….lol
Ty says:
@ Jenie….I was watching something and they were talking about vaginal tightening/vaginal lift
U can even go back to virgin status 
I had to file that with that post about falling pelvis floors and mandinga
@ KDub…whats the word for the day LMAO
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Vaginal rejuvenation <— that shat spelled wrong
but u get what I'm saying
Fay Fay
Hey fayla!
Wait say what about bish walking around like she giving birth all the time
@Yso #BishesIsMad
LOLLIE
GOOGLE BOYLE SINGING AND LOOK UP AT THIS MANS FACE 
@Kei
In the voice of Mister’s daddy off ‘The Color Purple’
“You has my sympathy…”
YSoSrs says:
Folks always talking bout they wouldn’t **** a dude that’s fcked a dude…
If you are into thugs and have have fck with dudes that have been in and out of prison…Guess what?
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Yep
Any news on Halle Berry’s condition after she felled and hit her head on concrete?
u think he carries his guiness certification in his wallet?
DIMPZ!! FAYLA!!
@Ty you have mail.
@Candi, tell Fandice she has mail.
GOAT HIS HEAD.. LIKE HIS CABEZA?
@ YSo
You are right
<—does not fugg with jailbirds. Had a nigga's mama tell me his sell mate was making her son sit down and pee in there. Took everything in me not to say, "You know he was fuggin him right?"
Nasty Muthafkers
PHRO!!
GOAT!!
Everytime I refresh the page,I close my eyes until I can’t see his pic anymore…
@pryn Fandice said she’ll have to open it at home
she’s gonna light some candles and put on her good pjs (the hello kitty oversized tee) and look at the pics
Igooooooooooooooooooooooo
Had a nigga’s mama tell me his sell mate was making her son sit down and pee in there
JUST WOW!!
WE KNOW WHO WAS THE BOTTOM
@Dimpz
@Yso
@IGO
Secret says:
Any news on Halle Berry’s condition after she felled and hit her head on concrete?
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A rep for Halle tells TMZ “Halle Berry suffered a minor head injury while shooting a fight sequence on the set of her film, ‘The Hive.’ She was taken to the hospital as a precaution, but she checked out healthy and was released. She’ll continue production as planned
AND WITH THAT FACE HIS “CUM FACE” MUST LOOK LIKE SUSAN BOYLE WHILE SHE SINGS
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*DEF*
@goat…the dude was BORN AGAIN!
prynsexxx says:
@Ty you have mail.
thanks hun I like tree and shyt 
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Damn Im annoyed maybe cuz he’s not my type
Never messed with a jailbergs. Not into thugs.
Did anyone watch this pass BGC
Phrozen1der says:
Everytime I refresh the page,I close my eyes until I can’t see his pic anymore…
with them green biking shorts on :no;
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That shat just looks nasty
<— don't mess with jailbirds either. i mean well he was only in there once for like a year but that's beside the point. ion talk to him no more
DIMPZ
Secret says:
Any news on Halle Berry’s condition after she felled and hit her head on concrete?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
she aite. she was released.
@JENIE & SECRET
Mm hm.
Damn Im annoyed maybe cuz he’s not my type
^^ THIS SHAIT HERE!!
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:
Never messed with a jailbergs. Not into thugs.
Did anyone watch this pass BGC
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Unfortunately I have and thank god for deliverance
Hey IGO.
@ Lakes…
Sadly, I dislike him so much, I couldn’t gather enough of a fukk to feel bad for his useless ass. Well he was useless to me, apparently not to dude. 
KDUB
MIIIIIIIIJA!
@ BoogieNites
Thanks
Hopefully Halle got a screw or two knocked back in place in that fall.
candibfly says:
@pryn Fandice said she’ll have to open it at home
she’s gonna light some candles and put on her good pjs (the hello kitty oversized tee) and look at the pics
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…all while holding your ovaries and thoak b/c you’re going to sympathize with the YT chick that’s “GETTIN IT”.
#punishmentforsomething
I am watch a crazy azz movie on netflix called red, white, blue
CANT NOBODY SWALLOW THAT.. FUK AROUND AND GET DROWND MAMA COME TO IDENTIFY UR BODY “BUT SHE NEW HOW TO SWIM?” DOCTOR “YEP BUT SHE COULDNT SWALLOW ALL THAT SHAKE”
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LAKES…wtf fawk wrong with you TA’DAY???
YSoSrs says:
Hopefully Halle got a screw or two knocked back in place in that fall.
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I didn’t wanna say it but you took the words right out of my brain
@Howmany-I am watching BGC
@Ty
Enjoy, sweetie.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Damn Im annoyed maybe cuz he’s not my type
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@ Lakes
U drinking 
If you are into thugs and have have fck with dudes that have been in and out of prison…Guess what? .
Umm yeah, no. I’m trying to live the American Dream and marry UP
so I can stop working, hire a surrogate/nanny/maid. Thugs/jailbirds need NOT apply.Hey @ Dimpz
@How many
Yes I watch BGC what and who you wanna talk about?
WOW.
KDUB
I BE ON MY BESST BEHAVIOUR I SAWWYZ
Did anyone watch this pass BGC .
Those chicks cray!!! And I absolutely love it. Meghan out here whooping bishes left and right with her prissy self. Christina/Jersey is that one kind of crazy – lighting weaves, twerking in your face while arguing. I like her too.
Did anyone watch this pass BGC .
Those chicks cray!!! And I absolutely love it. Meghan out here whooping bishes left and right with her prissy self. Christina/Jersey is that one kind of crazy – lighting weaves, twerking in your face while arguing. I like her too.
@Bootcampgirl
Who you like this season so far? I thought i was going to like Meghan cause she was rocking them girls head in the first few minutes of the season premiere but she too stuck up. I dont like Rima cause even though i dont believe there are any classy people who go on the show is classy but getting butt azz naked is too much. I think i like the blond white girl and Christina
@Ty…The word to the day is illy-formed.
Its a compound word.
Old skool southern word for deformed.
TY
I WISH!! 
NICE COLD MOJITO WOULD BE GRRREAT!
Lakes
I can walk just fine.
Fe
I’m surprised Jonah doesn’t have lumps
@KEI
It’s always you quiet ones.
I’m surprised Jonah doesn’t have lumps
DIMPZ I LUVS THAT PIC SHE LOOKS SOO PURRTY!
@ Lakes I was hoping u were cause I want some
Choco
Hello…
Hi
Dimplez
@Choco
Jumping in VDOT and How’s convo
Megan I wasn’t feeling from JUMP cuz all she kept saying is ARE YOU BLACK – Bish what
I fuggs with Christina cuz she minded her business until cracker jack Julie came out her hen house – the one from DC Phalen – bleh jury is still out… Rima #P.U. she is pathetic talkn about her son all while removing her pants at every bar – the other black chick I still like – Blondie IDK she kool
@Kei
@VDot-I do not care for Meghan at all, President Obama’s step-daughter, how is that even relavant…Bish sit your $700 hair self down
Julie, I think her name is, she looks the fck psycho.
The blond chick is just dumb.
I kind of like that other mixed lookin’ chick though, her name escapes me right now.
And last but not least, that chick who needs to take her clothes off wherever she goes…who the fck does that..
Hopefully Halle got a screw or two knocked back in place in that fall.
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Maybe she will finally realize she is a nigra. Cause see a nigra woulda tole Gabe…
“Muthafukka getcho azz a JOB…cause I aint giving you ONE red CENT for no chile support…so stop fawking asking MEH. See if I keep on showing up for court for that BOOLSHAT. They gonna hafta come ARREST me then”
^^ Nigra.
@Dimpz
Im good Ma saw your celebrity shot on LandofPure- eyebrows was the BIZNESS shorty
“DO PEOPLE STILL DO BIRRFFDAY LICKS?” #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
yall ever seen a dack look like the a capital letter “L”??
PHRO THATS WHAT I SAID..
I don’t support women acting up on any other channel but VH1
Happy Birthday Lakes…. You young whippa snapper – funny Im wearing a outfit I use to wear when I was 25 and today I was like this old outfit but then I was like WHOA chick you wore this almost 20 years ago
Oh and it helps folks keep saying i look pretty today – 
FAYL I SEEN ONE LOOK LIKE THE LETTER “J” THAT HOOK
yall ever seen a dack look like the a capital letter “L”??
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Nope but I will presume his tip got caught somewhere!
@ Choco
I only like Blondie cause she is a partier but she needed to stand up for herself. I like Erica too. That other girl Falen or whatever dont like the bish and dont think she from the DMV cause she def. dont have the DMV mentality or attitude. That’s why i dont like Meghan she all I’m Obama’s step daughter bish shut yo mouth for the FLOTUS send someone for that azz. And Rima yea nasty.
LOVE Christina though she let them know. I was cracking up when she was like your nose is bleeding. LOL!
HE DOESN’T HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD. HE MUST BE THE ONLY ONE LETTING THEM MEASURE HIS SHYT! I PERSONALLY KNOW A GUY, JULIO, WHO I WAS INFATUATED WITH AT THE TIME. HE STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH A GUY FEET AND PENIS IS THE SAME SIZE. OF COURSE I DIDN’T BELIEVE HIM, HE SAID HE WORE A SIZE 12 SHOE, PUT HIS DYCK ON THE RULER…12 INCHES FLACCID! I DIDN’T LIKE HIM AFTER THAT!
“You left my son FUH DEAD”
yall ever seen a dack look like the a capital letter “L”??
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No but I seen a grown mane legs form the letter K…
I was 25 and today I was like this old outfit
THANKS IM RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM 30 
AWW SNAP GET IT COUGAR
Choco
gm hunty!
Playla wanna see some LAHGE peen too dammit
they are works of art
Yso
I can only agree…
I’m confused who is Obama’s step daughter and how??
The only birthday licks i like is between these thighs
HOW OH I GOT THOSE TOO.. NO COMPLAINTS ON THEM LICKS
@ Phro
This chick on BGC claiming she’s Obama step daughter. Really bish and you cant read that something said right and not yeah right. I know Obama wouldnt have his kids not knowing how to read basic azz english
@ Lakes
I know that’s right!
Yoo BGC Mexico is my shyt but you couldn’t put a bish like me on there cuz I would do some real evil sinister shyt…
That girl the rapper from Chicago looks like freddy kruger
That other broad from Chicago, Rima is a got damn shame. You got a son and you move like that?! Like how you take off your clothes like that on a regular basis in PUBLIC and think that shyt is cute?!
Meghan has unfortunate eyebrows. And her 700 dollar weave looks more like 70 dollars. Do better.
Thanks Choco!
@How That would imply that he was married before,was he??
Howmany: And the bish is from HOUSTON! I was really confused as to why she kept saying that..
That broad claiming she a local celeb from the DMV looks like a fried roach. Anybody can be a celebrity here that’s how sad it is
I don’t mind Meghan. I think she talks a lot of sh*t, but she’s also prepared to whoop azz
And I thought the whole Obama’s stepdaughter thing was a joke. Maybe one that went on too long? 
I thought I was going to like Falen, but I dunno. I need to see more of her.
Yeah and Rima?! I am a fan of you being comfortable in your skin. I’m not of fan of you getting naked EVERY where you go and humping bars.
I don’t like Laura
No, the bish aint really his daughter she was trying to cute
All yall BGC fans did ya’ll want Tenisha’s Getting Married??
@GiGi
I dont think the bish is from the DMV as i had stated she dont act like my peeps or me.
@VDOT
I dont like Meghan but she do whoop some azz but you got to do wit all that talking she do. And which one is Laura?
@Phro: I tried to watch it but with Tanisha’s lack of neck support, her chicken shaped body and her mentally challenged husband bothered my spirit.
I wish her the best in her endeavors though
@ Phro
I did. Did you watch it? What you think about it?
That other girl Falen or whatever dont like the bish and dont think she from the DMV cause she def. dont have the DMV mentality or attitude. That’s why i dont like Meghan she all I’m Obama’s step daughter bish shut yo mouth for the FLOTUS send someone for that azz. And Rima yea nasty.
LOVE Christina though she let them know. I was cracking up when she was like your nose is bleeding. LOL!
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Megan is not his stepdaughter she is desperate and should stfu I don’t believe it…
I was sorta surprised about Phalen to I get she don’t want to go to jail in Mexico but uh you right about not really repping not that we all hard and ish but got damn she took a lot of chit!
Howmany I think the broad is from Virginia, Springfield to be exact
Maybe that counts for something?
@Gigi I think I saw one maybe two episodes (back to back) yo her crib son… #TRAGIC aint no way I would’ve had camera’s in that joint
That broad claiming she a local celeb from the DMV looks like a fried roach. Anybody can be a celebrity here that’s how sad it is
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Nah whats sad is somebody saying they are a local celeb cuz I know we are all into our own lives and not many of my friends need to be local celebs over it! SHe is missing people!
@PHRO
STOP talking bout Tanisha’s Purple Rain home 
@Choco Aint no way son..
@PHRO
I was like damn they couldn’t even give her a makeover but then I was like what if that is the makeover 
I was dying a lil everytime I saw it
Choco:
Right!! She is gonna get busted out real soon because the DMV is waay small. Getting into clubs for free doesn’t make you a celeb…idiots 
Phro: she was embarassing…like her whole body is supported by two stilts. She makes me want to throw up so I stopped watching. Looks like she smells of sour cream…
like her whole body is supported by two stilts
and true
^^^^^^
This shat right here is hilarious
@VDOT
I dont like Meghan but she do whoop some azz but you got to do wit all that talking she do. And which one is Laura? .
Wait, I think her name is Julie. I make up names for people all of the time.
Either way, the one Christina whooped up on.
@Phro – I was soooo weak at Tanisha and Cyclop (that ninja got one good eye) living in her mama’s basement. Proudly.
Good for them, aint no shame in the game. 
Looks like she smells of sour cream.. .
Okay you are out of order.
I let the fried roach comment go, but this right here?!?! No ma’am. *as I chuckle to lunch*
I think she spent the decorations money on the ring. If it was even real.
I’m with you choco its not like we all hard or something but most of us ain’t wit that fake stuff and we would of did something when we got home like Jersey
Choco: Right!! She is gonna get busted out real soon because the DMV is waay small. Getting into clubs for free doesn’t make you a celeb…idiots
I’m with you choco its not like we all hard or something but most of us ain’t wit that fake stuff and we would of did something when we got home like Jersey
#WENATIVES 
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Yea I can’t stand Julie I was glad when Christiana whooped that azz. But she was throwing fist and I did laugh when she compared Christina to something can’t think of it right now
most people perception of size is off anyway when straight up trying to determine size off eye sight so what you look like and say damn thats 12 may really only be 9 or 10 inches based off a study we did in school before. while im sure there is a bigger penis somewhere in the world based off how most men are if you knew the size for sure and you were really bigger you would be making some calls to get the WBD trophy.
eastpointvet was called to the stand whereby expert peen testimony was given
Oh well i guess it is a proven fact like, White men can jump, that white men do have big d**ks.