Serena Williams is off the market… again
Remember when tennis superstar Serena Williams said she was resting her vajayjay for the next 10 years? Well, it seems she has had a change of heart.
After trying her luck with black men without much success, Williams, 30, is dating her tennis coach, Patrick Mouratoglou.
According to OnthegoTennis.com, Mouratoglou has been coaching Williams since her loss at the French Open.
Even though the old folks say you should never mix business with pleasure, the coaching change has done wonders for Williams on and off the court. The 5′-10″ star went on to win Wimbledon, Olympic Gold, and the US Open after hiring Mouratoglou.
Williams, who has been linked to rapper Common, NBA star Amar’e Stoudemire and former NFL wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson, has a spotty history with men.
Back in March, Williams swore off of dating men altogether, saying she would try celibacy for at least the next 10 years. But that didn’t last long.
Sadly, Williams is addicted to dopamine, and as a result she is unable to distinguish between dopamine-fueled lust and real love — which means her current relationship is doomed to failure.
On the off chance that Serena is reading this blog, here’s a link to my post on Dopamine titled “Lust for Love.”
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You forgot to mention Jackie Long. Anyway, good for her. I wish them the best. Dating is a good thing.
I was wondering when you’d do a post on this….let the comments rain down
He serves her balls in more ways than one.
Didn’t Halle Berry do this? Good for her, black women have options too.
Bird says:
You forgot to mention Jackie Long.
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No I didn’t. He is irrelevant.
Good for her
He ain’t going to know what to do with all of that Woman!!!! That Serena is pure Woman!!!! I hope he can work it.
#sayno2cagefighters
Serna also dated ex Redskin LaVar Arrington….
nice
Good for her. Lets play ball.
who cares, i aint got never get none of the swole booty. her dating a white man also does not matter to me, are people still hung up on race in relationships. if its the dopamine, then im sure it would have been anybody she was feeling at the moment.
Oui, oui. he’s French.
Is it me or does her feet and ankles look ashy
I didn’t know she was so tall.
#NotAFanOfTennisIONGiveADamnWhoPlayin.
Im gon kiss you where I miss you
Im gon squeeze you girl and tease you
Kiss you where I miss you
Hold you and console you
Its Okay to be in a dopamine fueled Realtionship,as long as you shake it off before making life changing choices
MarQuez
Whom are you serenading???
you dont have to have sex with a man youre dating she could be “waiting” … he may be the gentleman type
Hey Sandra
Is is true that Saniyyah was arrested in ATL the other day for stealing?!?!?!?!….I saw that on another blog..i follow her on instagram and her last post was “in ATL doing some shopping”….also is true Meek fired her?!?!?!?!
On the off chance that Serena is reading this blog, here’s a link to my post on Dopamine titled “Lust for Love.”
@luvn song just in my head lol
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
you dont have to have sex with a man youre dating she could be “waiting” … he may be the gentleman type
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touche’ RAZZ
@KeyshKeysh
“in ATL doing some shopping”…. <—- Thats telling,No? and Funny as Hell!!
#3
That man is not gonna know what to DO with all that AZZ
Patrick Mouratoglou you say?
Project Pat yes. Patrick Mouratoglou…NO.
Peppermint PATTY yes. Patrick Mouratoglou…NO.
First time they do it with the lights on and that bish bends over and the room gets dahk…Patrick Mouratoglou gonna be so fuggin DONE its gonna be OVER.
This isn’t the 1st YT Dude Serena done GAVE HERSELF Too Though… Plus the Circles She runs with (All Across Europe…) She probably have MORE OPTIONS in the YT Department Anyway
And for the “BLACK WOMEN Should Date YT Dudes” and the “Black FEMALES have Options” CROWD… If EVERY BLACK FEMALE on The Planet want to date YT Dudes Exclusively (HAVE AT IT Though…) Whatever Makes YOU HAPPY Should be Your ONLY CONCERN — IMO
Coach? *cue Clay Davis* sheeeittt…because if I pay you we aint fluckin’ and if we fluckin’ I aint payin you… That’s why business and pleasure wouldn’t mix for me…
Aunt San, (or whomever was paying attention if this has been discussed)… at what point does dopamine fade to real emotions and relationships? You keep telling us all these women are victims and addicts of dopamine but why some of them can’t just be in love and when they breakup, it just didn’t workout? Can’t men be dopamine addicts? If guys change partners and beds on a whim (their need to be fruitful and multiple according to you) then (by very definition) aren’t they the bigger dopamine junkies? #respectfullysubmitted
marquez269 says:
song just in my head lol
ThanXs4Sharing
Good for Serena, if she wants to try something new. I don’t understand Sandra, is anyone allowed to have a dopamined period in their life? I mean as long as you try to be aware and smart about it, what’s wrong with falling for someone in the beginning? If everyone was trying to stop their dopamine period, how would anyone have a beginning relationship?
@luVn_liFe… says:
Its Okay to be in a dopamine fueled Realtionship,as long as you shake it off before making life changing choices
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I agree with you. You have to be aware, and smart.
First time she has a ‘Roid Rage episode and turns into Dawnn Lewis on “Imma Git Cha Sukka” (I GOT CRAMPSSSSSSS) and Serena from COMPTON pays Patrick Mouratoglou a visit…its gonna be OVER.
We gonna be reading about Patrick Mouratoglou on the news like Elin and Tiger Woods cause Serena done fugged him UP with a tennis racket.
This is not gonna WORK.
First time they do it with the lights on and that bish bends over and the room gets dahk…Patrick Mouratoglou gonna be so fuggin DONE its gonna be OVER.
he gonna be like bish you gone have to do work cause I CANT TAKE IT! :lolL all in french too
Wonder if he can handle all that
KDub says: First time they do it with the lights on and that bish bends over and the room gets dahk…Patrick Mouratoglou gonna be so fuggin DONE its gonna be OVER.
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Ididntreallymeanit says:
Is it me or does her feet and ankles look ashy
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Xena68 says:
Wonder if he can handle all that
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Oui. Si il est francais. Yes, If he is French, then he can handle it.
Xena68 says:
Wonder if he can handle all that
he prob can they say european men are freakier than american men
Them others like azz & tits too
Sandra Rose says:
Bird says:
You forgot to mention Jackie Long.
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No I didn’t. He is irrelevant.
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OH SNAP!!!
But he did ATL with T.I.!!!
imma start slanging that dopamine for couples that fall out of its wonderous grasps too soon. for all you addictive personalities in the world, there’s help after all, and cougar got you
Smonae80 says:
Them others like azz & tits too
black women 
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they surely do especially italian men they
I’m completly done with NikMixx and Slick talking Kdub… Both you’s to the
I heard frenchmen were hung like horses and like all that
… 
@ Scorpio & Razzle do tell
Okay if he a pure from cross the ocean European he goody then. The link wouldnt open for me to read about him. I thought he was one of those programmed American yt dudes who thank a big azz is gross.
MY bad.
Handle that then Pat.
@PrimeSuspect… Whatchu mean?
KDub says: First time they do it with the lights on and that bish bends over and the room gets dahk…Patrick Mouratoglou gonna be so fuggin DONE its gonna be OVER.
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They been done did it with the lights on…They how he got turned on…He was showing her how to grab that racket and then he moved her hands to his balls. I’m certain that how all the tennis pros do it…
Usual Prime Suspect says:
He serves her balls in more ways than one.
marquez269 says:
Im gon kiss you where I miss you
Im gon squeeze you girl and tease you
Kiss you where I miss you
Hold you and console you
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Oh SHAIT!! I know this song!!! What bar room you at????
Ole LA fella you!!
Looks like they may be thinking of buying a property together. Notice the window they are looking in. It’s international real estate, advertising.
@Xena68 never “had the pleasure of a European man” but i know of one who loved him some me and he just about told me everything stuff i shouldnt know about that made me look at him like
but he was cool though good buddy 
I just cant and wont believe she is dating that man…I mean maybe Im wrong but yall know that is hella wrong.
O Diva, Kdub, Fashion, Xena, Free, luvlife, YSO, Choco (you know the big names up in here)
I have arrived
Thanks YSO
@
Xena68 says:
@ Scorpio & Razzle do tell
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I was just saying, everyone knows the French are freaky. As for Razzle’s comment, I have also heard the same thing, that Italian men love Black American Women.
<—I've
a foreign man from across the pond…don't get the gamed fukked up…they are freakier and nastier than the yt men over here…I bet he's handling Ms. Serena just fine… 
but is that HIS purse he’s holding or hers? cause if it’s hers then they might have done already done it and she has him
Im super ready to gtfoh!!
4 more hours to go 
Remembering that dude on Housewives of Atlanta, Nene’s business party. That Italian dude was in love with some Nene Leakes. LOL
Bird says:
You forgot to mention Jackie Long.
_________________
Sandra Rose says:
No I didn’t. He is irrelevant.
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That is not nice. His success as an actor or lack thereof doesn’t change the fact that he has really been her only public black boo thang. Common never really claimed her.
partner. typo.
@FTP, I’mma eating them cali rolls guhl and they is the bomb.com
Keesh says:
I just cant and wont believe she is dating that man…I mean maybe Im wrong but yall know that is hella wrong.
O Diva, Kdub, Fashion, Xena, Free, luvlife, YSO, Choco (you know the big names up in here)
I have arrived
_____________
WITCH YOU CRAZY!!!!
mmmmmm…. Common gives me the warm fuzzies….with that bald head and facial hair
I just cant and wont believe she is dating that man…I mean maybe Im wrong but yall know that is hella wrong.
Why not? Serena is like the ultimate oreo. I like her loads but she is whitewashed as they come.
Its a different world for her. Cant blame her.
marquez269 says:
Im gon kiss you where I miss you
Im gon squeeze you girl and tease you
Kiss you where I miss you
Hold you and console you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What song is this?
FTP says:
Im super ready to gtfoh!! 4 more hours to go
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iKR
@KEESH
You’re welcome. It’s just me being my naturally sweet self. Don’t let these bishes tell you different either.
MsDivaRo says:
@FTP, I’mma eating them cali rolls guhl and they is the bomb.com
JUST THREW THE PACKAGING AWAY FOR MINE!!! lol
I think she is a beautiful black woman….what about yall
Those jeans AND a murse bigger than hers? I think its a proximity attraction. You’re here. I’m here.
@Keesh
you stressed about a gravie to do THAT!!!!!
Whey is ur Pic????
And Keesh, that hair. No bueno. Is that your friend in the actual pic? i die.
Keesh says:
I think she is a beautiful black woman….what about yall
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I think you need to change that gravi from that guy with the fruit roll ups in his hair!!!!
soooooooooooo we are still in the cage fighter post?
welp, my lunch was awesome…
#youguyscare
FeFe says:
<—I've a foreign man from across the pond…don't get the gamed fukked up…they are freakier and nastier than the yt men over here…I bet he's handling Ms. Serena just fine
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OutsidetheBox says:
And Keesh, that hair. No bueno. Is that your friend in the actual pic? i die
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You die, we die……TOGETHER…
@Keesh – Yes she’s beautiful, just like the hair in your gravi.
luVn_liFe… says:
@Keesh
you stressed about a gravie to do THAT!!!!!
Whey is ur Pic????
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Thats what I told her downstairs!!!!
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
MsDivaRo says:
@FTP, I’mma eating them cali rolls guhl and they is the bomb.com
JUST THREW THE PACKAGING AWAY FOR MINE!!! lol
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I could eat this errday!!!!! no lie no lie
lol…Ms Fashion, is that you in your Gravi
@luVn
I like her loads but she is whitewashed as they come. Its a different world for her. Cant blame her.
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MsDiva im eating my rice and beef strips with bellpepper onions potatoes and corn.. Im going to need a nap after this
Keesh says:
lol…Ms Fashion, is that you in your Gravi
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Yes, Honey.
foreign men like 2 dine down below…ALOT.
like why do i have 2 punch u in the head 2 lemme lone?!
just nasty…
You’re welcome. It’s just me being my naturally sweet self. Don’t let these bishes tell you different either.
Just straight saccharine.
@Miss Diva – I think that young man is getting fresh with you. You go Cougar….
Thinks Choco has competition….What your back
FeFe says:
let’s just say I was cool off him when he climaxed and started saying shyt I couldn’t understand
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Gurrrl…!!
anywho so i just texted my hubby and said I wonder if i could Kill you aND get away with it..LMAO!!!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
And Keesh, that hair. No bueno. Is that your friend in the actual pic? i die.
^^ IF that is her Friend she fawkd up for letting him walk like that
Keesh stay asking if somebody is in their gravi
@FeFe and Outside the box yeah, thats my homegurl/boy in real life. Its really my lil sis homie but I focks with him from time to time
randomly clicking on chit on yo desktop to make it seem like ur working? yeah that
i aint about this worklife chit
Im super ready to gtfoh!!
42.5 more hours to goHey Choco
@KEESH
But why for your name link back to SR? You on her payroll? Her (wo)man on the inside? I need answers.
This Procellix ad with the cottage cheese ass is giving me the sads every time I refresh…
foreign men like 2 dine down below…ALOT.
like why do i have 2 punch u in the head 2 lemme lone?!
^^ **heehee* yessssh they do! “dam mofuka u esstarving.. no teeth yo!”
MsDivaRo says:
marquez269 says:
Im gon kiss you where I miss you
Im gon squeeze you girl and tease you
Kiss you where I miss you
Hold you and console you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What song is this?
___________
Thats one of the bar room/hole in the wall songs!!!
Tyrone Davis- Kiss you where I miss you
*hands His her eyes back off the floo’*
i’m certainly not here for Keesh’s gravi either. not after all that coaching i politely fonted
Keesh where that pic from? I know brick ‘jects anywhere..
OTB FAwk ur clock out time
Bish will be leaving early Friday tho 
YSoSrs says:
@KEESH
But why for your name link back to SR? You on her payroll? Her (wo)man on the inside? I need answers
And Keesh, that hair. No bueno. Is that your friend in the actual pic? i die
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You die, we die……TOGETHER…
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Lets all die in a group …like them fools who drank the Koolaid and wore their Nike Cortezezez down in Wako..I mean Waco, TX…
(can I have some Henny in MY Koolaid? Thanks.)
@SIS
You know it.
@luVn
Girl, I was looking at dude like Regina King looked at Chicago in ‘Poetic Justice’ in that back of that mail truck!
Regarding your hubby,
Those sound like words I’ve thought about mine recently!
randomly clicking on chit on yo desktop to make it seem like ur working? yeah that
i aint about this worklife chit
Fayyyyyy! I got a loud ass mouse too. Just a clicking.
YSoSrs says:
@KEESH
But why for your name link back to SR? You on her payroll? Her (wo)man on the inside? I need answers
OH SH!T **HIDES HER SR GREENCARD**
DON’T MAKE US PUT THEM PAWS O: ON JUU GUHL!
Chicago
i see him brushing his hair..with a vintage not-versace shirt.
Hey Yall
Im trying to find a really good pic of myself and prepare to be judged. Yall dont hold back but thats what I love about being here!!!
What yall dont like my gravi
Lets all die in a group …like them fools who drank the Koolaid and wore their Nike Cortezezez down in Wako..I mean Waco, TX…
(can I have some Henny in MY Koolaid? Thanks.)
^^ DAM that was a waste of shoes..
#thiningtheheard
What in the fugg yall talmbout in here
Oh hi and shyt
welp, my lunch was awesome…
#youguyscare
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Heffa I DO care.
Fawk you eat?
@Kei
FeFe says:
Girl, I was looking at dude like Regina King looked at Chicago in ‘Poetic Justice’ in that back of that mail truck!
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Fe he didnt text back he CALLED MY OFFICE
hahahahahahaha Funny ShyTe
Im feeling like Fay #aintboutthislife (work that is)
@KDUB
No Henny in your Kool-Aid unless you wearing your green dress.
@OTB #110
i’m doing the same thing
@ Keesh what is that in his hair
Fayla I love your whipfinity will be ordering more soon
@Kei
holllla’
@Keesh
Not really
@Fefe
I’m not fond of my mother right now.
FTP says:
MsDiva im eating my rice and beef strips with bellpepper onions potatoes and corn.. Im going to need a nap after this
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sounds delish guhl
What yall dont like my gravi
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I thank its very colorful and creative hun
Kei_lyme says:
@Fefe
I’m not fond of my mother right now.
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Ruh-Roh…
@KEESH
It’s okay if that’s you in that Gravi. We are all about love and acceptance here.
*prepares to subliminally talk about you like a dog*
Keesh It looks like them little colorful balls the socks used to have back in the day.. but bigger
Fe
Yo mama is following me too now!
*Finna die from jealousy..*
YSoSrs says:
@KEESH
It’s okay if that’s you in that Gravi. We are all about love and acceptance here.
*prepares to subliminally talk about you like a dog*
^^ Lady log the fuk off!! that cat them comments
Usual Prime Suspect says:
@Miss Diva – I think that young man is getting fresh with you. You go Cougar….
Thinks Choco has competition….What your back
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Cougars are the chit!!! Watch out there now……………
@KEI
I tried to tell her. I was laughing at the time but I tried.
Rt Razzle look @ De Niro, luvs him some chocolate
i
@KDUB
No Henny in your Kool-Aid unless you wearing your green dress.
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So you want me to wear my green mu-mu dress…some Nike Cortez…WHILE DRANKING?
When I go I gotta be CUTE. I cant checkout wearing that shat!
Hellllloooooo
@FTP
But I ain’t even doing nothing but being nice to the new meat.
hey Kei
Xena68 says:
@ Keesh what is that in his hair
That question from that gravi. Yall really work my damn nerves
YSoSrs says:
@KEESH
It’s okay if that’s you in that Gravi. We are all about love and acceptance here.
*prepares to subliminally talk about you like a dog*
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Yso mmhhmm THAT is all we do here
#FABULOSAS4EVUR
Keesh says:
Im trying to find a really good pic of myself and prepare to be judged. Yall dont hold back but thats what I love about being here!!!
What yall dont like my gravi
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My dayum Keesh…u’s cute!!!!
@YAO
Went downstairs and every last single bottle of WINE was empty with a note that read : The devil water will tempt you:. ON some real shyt I cried.
@Outside the box. Yes Mam those are the WestSide projects in TN
OTB
*Yso
His come get this baby
@Xena that is weve braided up in a mohawk
Hi Diva.
@KDUB
Yes I do want you to wear that. And with your ibraws done up by essstra high and thin. Go out as ratchet as you have lived.
Hey Diva
*record scratch* Keesh, you really know the man with the Hanes Her Way mohawk?
Oh and I asked you another time, what kinda club/bar you work in? Sounds like your fam owns it??
u ever wanna pay a poster in gum to go away?….
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Hello Jacky,
Its been a while since I checked in with you. I’ve been lurking in the shadows on the music discussions on HSK. I wanted to share a couple of behind the scenes facts with your crew.
Not all artists are aware that the dark side exists within the industry. In fact, few do and even fewer believe it when told. We live in a GTFOH society and everyone wants their version of proof. Like the old African proverb “if you believe no proof is required, if you do not no amount of proof is enough” or something to that effect.
Artists make music. The real mayhem starts after the studio sessions. More than a couple execs and shady producers have ordered engineers to bury sounds, howls, words, chants, occult terminology deep into tracks. Subliminal messages our conscious is not aware of. Chants calling on Satan, 6-6-6, names of demons, words spoken backwards, etc. Your local supermarket does it everyday. Strip it down and you’ll hear buy, spend, shop, spending makes you feel good. Records have animal sounds and all kinds of crazy **** buried in there. Police sirens and gavels are often used in hip hop. I don’t need to tell you why. Its racist of course. The occult images are much easier to spot in the music videos. They don’t even try to hide those anymore.
My point is if a certain song makes you feel aggressive or want to fight its not an accident. Sometimes the artist has no idea. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they are crossing over into the occult world and their programming causes them to seek the darkness out. The versions of songs played in a concert almost always contain something demonic. The energy of all of those souls chanting, vibing, singing, embracing the negative imagery is vital to those at the top who truly believe and serve that other master. The hoods, black and white floors, all seeing eye, throwin up the baph all means something. I’ve seen artists seduced by fame, attention, sex, drugs, the hype – but it aint got nuthin on that dark side. You’re literally surrounded by evil. The monarch butterfly symbolism is almost always used for young female artists. By the time an artist realizes all this; do they throw their career away? Or go all in? I believe they set Lupe Fiasco up by asking him the question about the other young rapper.
The industry pretends to like young artists so they can have a long career, but that isn’t the real reason. Who would you rather match wits with: a child or a seasoned and savvy adult? They have not yet learned to control their impulses. The private parties have cameras everywhere.
In vases, teddy bears, eye glass frames, dvd players, headboards. They have your every move recorded from the time you audition. We have hours upon hours of tape on people we never even signed. We film people slingin on their block. We have your favorite male stars on tape begging to give industry men oral for slots on a particular tour, bookings on SNL or to perform at certain events. We have many of them on tape renouncing their Lord and savior. Like they say the eyes are the window to the soul and when they get empty so too is the soul.
God speed, Jacky.
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I found this very interesting especially the last part becuz I used to always be like wtf is wrong with Beyonce she looks so dazed and dead behind they eyes…. Now it makes sense and she still has that look about her!
Keesh says:
that is weve braided up in a mohawk
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Went downstairs and every last single bottle of WINE was empty with a note that read : The devil water will tempt you:. ON some real shyt I cried.
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How da fawk juu mad at me because i cant spell ur last name “AAHAABARUUJAALAMAA! that my last name why u don understand?” UMM SIR
@His
all the time
FIANCE BEHAVE you aint slick
@KEI
She SAID she was gonna do that sht. But I really didn’t think she meant it. Oh damn.
while 
Bad Influence says:
u ever wanna pay a poster in gum to go away?….
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HA
@ CALI
I got a cub
wtf is wrong with Beyonce she looks so dazed and dead behind they eyes…. Now it makes sense and she still has that look about her!
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I agree Choco,Ive alwaYs thought the same thing..DONT Come for me OTB!
Nobody ever pays me in gun
hmph
@Kei, on de way shawty…
Oops, *gum
Shiiid if he makes her happy then go for it Serena…
@BAD
I see you.
@YSO
I’ll be ok my hubcap is taking me on a mini vacation tomorrow to make up for the lost wine.
@Xena that is weve braided up in a mohawk
^^ so there is bright green weve and people buy it?
@Choco, can I get a summary of the novel you posted up there
@Fiance, but…but i wanna pay that ho in gum
@Fe & Kei *sigh*
Bad Influence says:
u ever wanna pay a poster in gum to go away?….
u ever wanna pay a poster in gum to go away?….
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@Redeemed.
@DoNot
@Ratched-Ratched…
At times @Decaf..
If its is moi you want to kick rocks…I have always had a thing for Big League Chew from 1985 that came in a pouch and Bubble Tape.
Thanks.
WHAT?? @Yso
Nikkeeeeeeeeeeeeee & Gigiiiiiiiiiiiii
s
Keesh what kind of gum you like??
In vases, teddy bears, eye glass frames, dvd players, headboards. They have your every move recorded from the time you audition. We have hours upon hours of tape on people we never even signed. We film people slingin on their block. We have your favorite male stars on tape begging to give industry men oral for slots on a particular tour, bookings on SNL or to perform at certain events. We have many of them on tape renouncing their Lord and savior. Like they say the eyes are the window to the soul and when they get empty so too is the soul.
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um, no leaked tapes? it’s hard to believe all of this is going on yet there is nothing really out there except speculation. where is the vault where all this shyt is kept?
Ididntreallymeanit says:
Fayla I love your whipfinity will be ordering more soon
AWWWW!
thanks sug! i’m glad u’re enjoying it! 
MINE is too! that’s y i STAY clickin guhl!
________________
OTB
Whoa Choco
that is insane….
Her ankles even look mannish
How are ya DivaRo??
And with your ibraws done up by essstra high and thin. Go out as ratchet as you have lived.
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Hands @Lakes a Sharpie for my brows…
*make that shat happen sis*
FIANCE let her rock
KDUB big league chew
its so hard to find that here 
*fondles you*
Hey BI my love!!
I’s feelin betta today 
@Kei
Serena is a hard looking woman Just hard looking
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You gonna stop talking about Holiday Heart like that yo.
KEI TO THE
NOW!! 
KEI you aint chit
JENIE
ummm we been off topic 100+ comments
Oh and instead of this post it would of been nice to mention Serena’s recent win as a main focus on the post being that her personal life is just that… PERSONAL
luVn_liFe… says:
wtf is wrong with Beyonce she looks so dazed and dead behind they eyes…. Now it makes sense and she still has that look about her!
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I agree Choco,Ive alwaYs thought the same thing..DONT Come for me OTB!
*crosses eyes*
@Fayla
I have to order some more soon too…I can’t find my peppermint scented one, I honestly think my mom jacked me for it!
I’m in a IDGAF mood right now. Fluck you all were thinking it I just happen to say it.
Kei_lyme says:
Keesh what kind of gum you like??
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Lakes I am digging your gravie
**takes sharpie top off places in mouff tilts it slightly to the right using only the tip to make them esstra thin makes a high azz arch to make u esstra fancy!** I got chewww!
It doesn’t help to be a freak if you have a small, shy peen
FEFE I thought we was cool and you gonna fondle my damn FIANCE in my face
*sigh* the chit I have to put up with
@Choco, can I get a summary of the novel you posted up there
NOPE in the famous words of OTB reading is fun for da mental 
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@GIGI right! But that makes real sense to me
@FREE
ION but I know Shakir committed suicide over a tape of him!
MissHarlem says:
JENIE
ummm we been off topic 100+ comments
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Kei ain’t had no wine in like two days. Y’all better let her be.
Kei_lyme says:
I’m in a IDGAF mood right now. Fluck you all were thinking it I just happen to say it.
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I swear I love you… *sheds tear*
Damn you Choc
@Bad influence. I like to put a name with a face. Helps me to communicate a lil better. By the way, is that you in your gravi?
that white boy can handle all that a$$ she got.
and Sandra, i see you getting your Dr. Phil on . You GO girl!!
Kei_lyme says:
I’m in a IDGAF mood right now. Fluck you all were thinking it I just happen to say it.
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I was thinking no such thing ma’am
@Harlem
Girl, my bad…what can I do to make up for my foolishness? I am so out of line right now! *cries in hands*
YSoSrs says:
@KEESH
It’s okay if that’s you in that Gravi. We are all about love and acceptance here.
*prepares to subliminally talk about you like a dog
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sup bew?
Jenie!
Yeah my mood is intact!
its so hard to find that here
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Its hard to find everywhere. BFF orders it from someplace online lol.
We bonded in the 3rd grade over a fuggin POUCH of Big League Chew.
Where is @Yall? Not that I miss her or anything
JENIE
Choco aka Hippie says: @FREE
ION but I know Shakir committed suicide over a tape of him!
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ok but none of these tapes have materialized except to the people who make and star in them? it’s conceivable that lighty had a tape too but SOMEBODY got to have their hands on it. it just seems like there is nothing concrete, just he say/she say.
@KEESH
Ahhh…I’m nice but not captain save a who. If you make it out alive I might could still fcks with you.
@ Choc…its all true and much deeper
Thats why I mentioned Rhi’s tatt yesterday and what it really means
OOHH don’t DOOOO IT!! don’t juu.. FAWK IT
Iheart says:
Hey Diva
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I’m off that sauce…………………………….FOR NOW!
@TY
Oh I know its true and I know Rih has sold her soul that bish is barely talented
Wait
*sets microwave for 2:30* 
*microwave beeps* ok 
@Choco
lol….The gum question kind of hurt my feelings
KDUB I need that online info as to where I can get that gum. THANKS IN ADVANCE
I will give you a million e dollars along with a case of henny
FEFE *pats back* its ok hun its not you that needs to get in line
*secretly gives me ammo for later… evil laugh*
MsDivaRo says:
Iheart says:
Hey Diva
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I’m off that sauce…………………………….FOR NOW!
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@Yso **removes ur friendly azz away from all newbies** BISH brang ur culo JUU know that
is going down!
What are yall talking about
ok but none of these tapes have materialized except to the people who make and star in them? it’s conceivable that lighty had a tape too but SOMEBODY got to have their hands on it. it just seems like there is nothing concrete, just he say/she say.
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OKAY
OHOEY!!
People being offered gum to go away. Let’s watch. :poopcorn:
Listening to a Jack in the box commerical over the radio…the slogan saying make a midnight Foody call. I thought they was saying a midnight Bootycall!!! My fuggin mind stay in the gutter!!! pray for me
Kei_lyme says:
Keesh what kind of gum you like??
WWEEEEE ARREEEE FAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIILLLLY
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I thought we was all gonna sport Nike Cortez together.
Guess not…
*Goes to the gum aisle and waits on her to answer*
Rhi’s tatt yesterday and what it really means
Isis? What does it really mean? I missed the convo..
Keesh says:
lol….The gum question kind of hurt my feelings
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Awwww don’t say that cause I picture you looking like your gravi while saying it and that saddens me.
@Fe
KEESH you in the wrong room talking bout hurt feelings boo thats like blood in shark infested waters #HELPFUL
Iheart says:
MsDivaRo says:
Iheart says:
Hey Diva
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I’m off that sauce…………………………….FOR NOW!
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I knows we must bout to be raptured
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just sign the fugg off rhet now!!!! raptured
@MsDiva
Just for the record, in case any of you bishes EVA get tired of me, My fav gum is super bubble
The gum question kind of hurt my feelings
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Yall GONNA STOP.
YSoSrs says:
OHOEY!!
People being offered gum to go away. Let’s watch. :poopcorn:
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see……….
FeFe says:
@Fayla
I have to order some more soon too…I can’t find my peppermint scented one, I honestly think my mom jacked me for it!
the Whip jacking must end! it has to start somewhere. YEW can be the 1st (in my smokey the bear on you can prevent forest fires voice)
27 Days til Voters registration is Closed “let’s Go”
omg for the 82th time its me in my gravi’s chile…
Sounds good Yso…One more qustion. How do I talk to a particular person in here. like how frees comment is direclty under Xena comment
*steps back officially out of it*
@Keesh AWW i just felt bad.. COme here
WE some cray bishes we really are.. It’s the newbie jump in process.. JUU BEST TO BRANG UR BEST STOMPING BOOTS AND WEAR ALL UR RANGS! **ties ur shoelaces together** 
#tufflove
OHoney says:
Keesh says:
lol….The gum question kind of hurt my feelings
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Awwww don’t say that cause I picture you looking like your gravi while saying it and that saddens me.
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MsDivaRo says:
Listening to a Jack in the box commerical over the radio…the slogan saying make a midnight Foody call. I thought they was saying a midnight Bootycall!!! My fuggin mind stay in the gutter!!! pray for me
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There and in the liquor cabinet!!!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
FeFe says:
@Fayla
I have to order some more soon too…I can’t find my peppermint scented one, I honestly think my mom jacked me for it!
the Whip jacking must end! it has to start somewhere. YEW can be the 1st (in my smokey the bear on you can prevent forest fires voice)
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I love the peppermint one
I’m not here to cater to anyone’s feelings.
The gum question kind of hurt my feelings
wait………you gotaa be fukn kiddin me
@Fiance, chu tom’bout bew?
and yes i said 82th…incase anybody wanna know
Yup, like Iheart said, just in case y’all get tired of me…my fav gum is Trident layers, the Mango peach flavor!
Copy and Paste!
You guys I’m so cold in this office
KDUB I need that online info as to where I can get that gum. THANKS IN ADVANCE
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I sure will. Cause honey that heffa fount some flavors I aint know Big League Chew CAME in as a gag gift for my 30th. Sour Apple and Walla-Mellon? YES. I was like bish you are ON IT.
@Kdub i thought so too.. I bedazzlee errbody initials on them too!!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
FeFe says:
@Fayla
I have to order some more soon too…I can’t find my peppermint scented one, I honestly think my mom jacked me for it!
<—police report
the Whip jacking must end! it has to start somewhere. YEW can be the 1st (in my smokey the bear on you can prevent forest fires voice)
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I love the peppermint one
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Bought my mom the large peppermint, I checked her jar and she barely used it. I politely slipped in my bag during Hurricane Isaac.
#DontPlayWithWhipHeffa
*heading to the Gum depot*
Sounds good Yso…One more qustion. How do I talk to a particular person in here. like how frees comment is direclty under Xena comment
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CHILE this is why you got that gum comment cmon son!
@Kei
@Fe
@KEESH
You can’t comment directly on here. Sandra tried that at my suggestion and it didn’t work out well.
That is still a sore point with me and now MY feelings are hurt.
Ms.Fashion says:
MsDivaRo says:
Listening to a Jack in the box commerical over the radio…the slogan saying make a midnight Foody call. I thought they was saying a midnight Bootycall!!! My fuggin mind stay in the gutter!!! pray for me
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There and in the liquor cabinet!!!
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that liquor be calling my azz POOKAY!
Fo serious
Oooooh I love Trident layers
Awwww don’t say that cause I picture you looking like your gravi while saying it and that saddens me.
Hate chew much (sung to the tune of miss you much).
OutsidetheBox says:
*knuckle sandwich to the top of your head*
*throws a frozen hot dog @ her chest for added measure*
Copy and Paste!
SMDH
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iHeart/FeFe says:
STOP FKcn around…In that Order!!!!
Yup, like Iheart said, just in case y’all get tired of me…my fav gum is Trident layers, the Mango peach flavor!
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Awwww don’t say that cause I picture you looking like your gravi while saying it and that saddens me.
IS ther an SR heaven? BECUASE I KNOW THERE HAS TO be a hell.. I mean were is this full bus going? 
THE SH!T WE TYPE
HONEY
wtf yo??
Choco aka Hippie says:
CHILE this is why you got that gum comment cmon son!
82th time
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For the 82th time this year…in tew thousand and twelf.
(I HATECHU)
That danged Nikki think she SPOSED to use my Peppermint Whip DAILY to lay her bangs down. She tryna need a new home.
Ms.Fashion says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
FeFe says:
@Fayla
I have to order some more soon too…I can’t find my peppermint scented one, I honestly think my mom jacked me for it!
<—police report
the Whip jacking must end! it has to start somewhere. YEW can be the 1st (in my smokey the bear on you can prevent forest fires voice)
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I love the peppermint one
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Bought my mom the large peppermint, I checked her jar and she barely used it. I politely slipped in my bag during Hurricane Isaac.
#DontPlayWithWhipHeffa
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Got the large one too, my lil niece call herself trying to sneak and use it, digging globs out the jar, I had to go off
@Fay I guess, I am going to have to get her jar too 
Bad Influence says:
that frozen hot dog though. Who was that?? Kingstonnnnnn?? Chiby???
*throws a frozen hot dog @ her chest for added measure*
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How do I talk to a particular person in here.
:lmaoooo:
A/S/L gotdamnit…and education credentials too? Everest?
Naptahli Bryant Phoenix?
Lord sweet baby jesus these peoples is passing out gum on this here blog, forgive them fo they don’t know they be hurting peoples feelings. CHEW ON!!!!
Keesh ain’t being hurt. This sht is puppy’s play. Let the big dogs come out and then we will something.
FIANCE oh nothing hun just you and FEFE humping and fondling back and forth. FEFE is forgiven I cant get mad at her but you
KDUB O**** the motherflucking G!! Sour Apple….Watermelon?!! Say it aint so. I cant wait
<—-@her desk hollering…im giving wrong Rx's like Tiffany n chit…fugg ya'll
How old is Keesh anyway? Sounding real elementary
Kei_lyme says:
@YAO
Went downstairs and every last single bottle of WINE was empty with a note that read : The devil water will tempt you:. ON some real shyt I cried.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I died!
I can’t breathe over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MsDivaRo says:
Lord sweet baby jesus these peoples is passing out gum on this here blog, forgive them fo they don’t know they be hurting peoples feelings. CHEW ON!!!!
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Bad Influence says:
OutsidetheBox says:
*knuckle sandwich to the top of your head*
*throws a frozen hot dog @ her chest for added measure*
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* OM to
Dont know why thats censored in comment 298
@Fiance, consider Fe to me what ELove is to yew hunty..
she completes me *draws heart in the sky*
Ya’ll are a damn hot mess,
luVn_liFe… says:
iHeart/FeFe says:
Yup, like Iheart said, just in case y’all get tired of me…my fav gum is Trident layers, the Mango peach flavor!
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*scratching my head* I run up on this comment cause all I saw was Mango Peach….I’m thanking somebody dranking a muthafuggin good azz drank and I is JEALOUS
Keesh says:
Sounds good Yso…One more qustion. How do I talk to a particular person in here. like how frees comment is direclty under Xena comment
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Girl just put @ then there name.
Also for future reference:
You bet not ever give a lovely fawk about what is being said in here. You better say whats on your mind and let that shyt roll off. OR CLAP THE FAWK BACK. I’m trying to told ya!!!
Disclaimer: This post is not in regards to MY BEW @BAD.
#GeneralAdvice
Now my mouth is watering fo some gum
*throws them hard azz Bubble Tape capsules at folks on this post*
where did gumhead go??
If MANIJUSTDONTGIVEAFAWK was here laaaaaaaaaaaaaawd have mercy!!
IM CRYING!!!!! 
she completes me *draws heart in the sky*
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She was a luker she know how it goes. Don’t play stupid now that you’re posting.
OHoney says:
Bad Influence says:
*throws a frozen hot dog @ her chest for added measure*
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that frozen hot dog though. Who was that?? Kingstonnnnnn?? Chiby???
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I was trying to remember too Ohoney
@JENIE
They ain’t sht.
*adjusts tin foil halo*
YSoSrs says:
Keesh ain’t being hurt. This sht is puppy’s play. Let the big dogs come out and then we will something.
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Loves it…if you can’t run with the big dayum dogs, keep yo muthafuggin azz on the porch and in that order!!!!
MsDivaRo says:
luVn_liFe… says:
iHeart/FeFe says:
Yup, like Iheart said, just in case y’all get tired of me…my fav gum is Trident layers, the Mango peach flavor!
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*scratching my head* I run up on this comment cause all I saw was Mango Peach….I’m thanking somebody dranking a muthafuggin good azz drank and I is JEALOUS
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And I thought I was a —>
MsDivaRo
*scratching my head* I run up on this comment cause all I saw was Mango Peach….I’m thanking somebody dranking a muthafuggin good azz drank and I is JEALOUS
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ For real im about to Baker ACt yo A.S.S.
@Fashion, whew thanks for the disclaimer cause lil buddy will get rode hard and hung up fuggin with me…
u member da petsmart model, yes?
YSoSrs says:
@JENIE
They ain’t sht.
*adjusts tin foil halo*
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That was Chiby that got flukked up with them frozen weiners.
Bad Influence says:
where did gumhead go??
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BISH!! JUST GO
NOW!!! Don’t come back neeva 
*hands KeyLimePie a big gulp of whatever wine her momma throwed out*
KDub says:
*throws them hard azz Bubble Tape capsules at folks on this post*
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Catches one of those as you throwing, chit they make good change purses fo the car!!!! #helpful
<—-@her desk hollering…im giving wrong Rx's like Tiffany n chit…fugg ya'll
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I hate Tiffany.
The one at Walgreens.
Not the one on this blog
frozen winners..
that they don’t throw that hot dog water at juu!! 
i hatechu bishes. YES ALL YALL!!!!!!!!!!
_________________
Bought my mom the large peppermint, I checked her jar and she barely used it. I politely slipped in my bag during Hurricane Isaac.
#DontPlayWithWhipHeffa
Y’all can send me away with Double Bubble. <—Keeps it old school.
KDub says:
*throws them hard azz Bubble Tape capsules at folks on this post*
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…im giving wrong Rx’s like Tiffany n chit…
YSoSrs says:
@JENIE
They ain’t sht. *adjusts tin foil halo*
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Burns Halo
u member da petsmart model, yes?
_____________
Peach-Mango Daiquiris…
Mango Malibu
Frozen lemonade
Sweet/Sour
Triple Sec
fresh peaches if you have them..
Serve it over ice or use the blender…
where did gumhead go??
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POW
She should’ve never thought we cared like that yet and with that ROSES and THORNS
Manana
Choco aka Hippie says:
How old is Keesh anyway? Sounding real elementary
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Can I get a re-cap, cause I just jumped on in here on the end when the gum was starting to be passed out!!!! Lawd ya’ll done broke down a newbie
Yeah this ain’t sh!t i memmber ol girl that kept sending hate email to man choc and me
that bish was PIIIISSSDD
u member da petsmart model, yes?
Fukk you yo…saying it like you foreign and chit, with that fukking closing “yes”? Fukk you.
::rofl:
@JENIE
What you laughing for? I’m the nice one here. Today. In this post. For the next few minutes. Hmph.
@ Shaun Or Fayla!
Would yall say my hair falls more into a 3 or 4 category? I bought a new product. They have different product for specific patterns. I bought 3 & 4 
@Choco, where u going guhl?
I still wanna know what kind of gum she likes….
@NikkeMinxx says:
Peach-Mango Daiquiris…
Mango Malibu
Frozen lemonade
Sweet/Sour
Triple Sec
fresh peaches if you have them..
Serve it over ice or use the blender…
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I can’t do mixed drinks for awhile cutting back on calories, so now I drink my 1800 straight up , less calories only 60 a shot
@NikkeMinxx says:
Peach-Mango Daiquiris…
Mango Malibu
Frozen lemonade
Sweet/Sour
Triple Sec
fresh peaches if you have them..
Serve it over ice or use the blender…
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Divaro is in drink HEAVEN…… *drooling*
I feel bad. I aint mean.
Well not for no reason.
FIANCE oh scracth that HIS this is new to me bc ELOVE is a man and we made a pact that we are the ONLY females but you know what I am gonna pawn this ring today I didnt sign up for this. NY is dead to you
believe that
*mumbles* bish had the fckn nerve to say she completes me but let someone even say hi or hug its a fkn problem. Not to mention this bish been cheating behind my motherfluckn back. Im over this ****
@iHEART
Watch ya self. Bobby can have that restraining order reinstated at any time.
@Jenie, I dont do mixed drinks because it gives me a headache and then a hangover… They seem to like them around here though…
@Kei, you can not be this ratchet with that beautiful baaby in yo gravi ma’am
I don’t think lil bacon would preciate that 
YSoSrs says:
@JENIE
What you laughing for? I’m the nice one here. Today. In this post. For the next few minutes. Hmph.
waits for those few minutes to end 
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*reaches down in the bottom of my purse for a stick of gum* I ain’t telling them SR heffas what kind I chew neither, they azz ain’t paying me in gum
@Nikke
No wine for me since I’m on a diet
Bad Influence says:
@Fashion, whew thanks for the disclaimer cause lil buddy will get rode hard and hung up fuggin with me…
u member da petsmart model, yes?
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No I don’t, enlighten me….
But GIRLLLLLL!!! You a mess!!! Gumhead though??? Just plain stupid!!
Get you ass to the NOLA so we can go out!!!
NIKKE!
I’mma really need for Serena to play her feminine side…that hair and them feets ain’t the business. Does she have a stylist…if not..she needs one and if she does…she needs to be fired. They have no fashion sense whatsoever…including the momma.
KDub says:
I feel bad. I aint mean.
Well not for no reason.
_______
Lies told on SR
Did this bytch say gumhead???
Shyte is Real rounst huur
@NikkeMinxx says:
@Jenie, I dont do mixed drinks because it gives me a headache and then a hangover… They seem to like them around here though…
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I love mixed drinks, and wine, but I am trying to loose my gutt, so all that sugar got to go, it’s best to drink it straight up, heck it hits u quicker
@Iheart
Bacon approves
@Yso, I’ve moved on from Bobby *flips hair* Bruno is my new
@NikkeMinxx says:
Peach-Mango Daiquiris…
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THANKS!!!! Making THIS shat for our next daiquiri pahhhh-tay! We JUST said we is overdue for one too.
Me, my moms, my sister, my cousin, my niece now that she is 21..and some of our peepa all brang their blender and a different flavor of daquiri and we gets “all KINDS of fawk’d up” (George Lopez voice)…
FEFE bishes gettin slick so after 3 years of e engagement this just might be it. What part of the game is this chit?!! Bishes can be dogs too
Kita I’d say 3. Your pattern is clearly visible with no product or definition help.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
i hatechu bishes. YES ALL YALL!!!!!!!!!!
_________________
Bought my mom the large peppermint, I checked her jar and she barely used it. I politely slipped in my bag during Hurricane Isaac.
#DontPlayWithWhipHeffa
u goin DOWN today guhl! (ole Otis voice)
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But FAY FAY, Who the heyuhl she thought she was playing with though????
Dirty mouth clean it up with ORBIT
Random
I can’t do mixed drinks for awhile cutting back on calories,
Uhhuh thats why you was cold earlier.
Ya ass gone disappear 
Did this bytch say gumhead???
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YESSSS I hate HUH sometimes.
Thank Shaun!
Y’all stop. Like Kei said, Keesh is a lurker. She know how we is. Or SHOULD. If she don’t, she can learn today.
Quit tryna pretend y’all are open and friendly like moi. It’s not a good look for ya.
Me, my moms, my sister, my cousin, my niece now that she is 21..and some of our peepa all brang their blender and a different flavor of daquiri and we gets “all KINDS of fawk’d up” (George Lopez voice)…
^^ I thought this was normal.. WE do this all the fukn time.. GET all kinds of fawkd up.. AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAY!!
Awww shyt nah, Harlem bout to fugg somebody urp
@ Shaun….The brand is called 4Naturals. I think it’s new.
Now Im not the best at math but if I give you $15 and my total was $11.85 I shouldnt get $7 back. Just because a sign says now hiring does not mean you apply for the job when you know you cant count #sonicdrivein
I’ll check you all later. Have a great day/evening!
Bad Influence your gravi is gorgeous
@KDub can I get a recap..what i miss?
Hold up.. WHAT I MISS?
marquez269 says:
Now Im not the best at math but if I give you $15 and my total was $11.85 I shouldnt get $7 back. Just because a sign says now hiring does not mean you apply for the job when you know you cant count #sonicdrivein
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Just get another slush on them.
I see that
you waving. It ain’t worth girl.
@ FTP …
I missed it too. I was at lunch.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Sounds good Yso…One more qustion. How do I talk to a particular person in here. like how frees comment is direclty under Xena comment
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CHILE this is why you got that gum comment cmon son!
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thought this was normal.. WE do this all the fukn time.. GET all kinds of fawkd up..
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LAST daiquiri party my niece…the newcomer to the group (23 yo)…tried to put my lights the hail out…this bish made some shat called Italian Ice…and made it in lil cups all cute…they was GOOD. Like a icee..I had three. I woke up on her mom bed like 4 hours later. Fuggin get together was dayum near OVER.
*Dont EVER drank NO shat that these kids done learned how to make at college
Now Im not the best at math but if I give you $15 and my total was $11.85 I shouldnt get $7 back..
OutsidetheBox says:
u member da petsmart model, yes?
Fukk you yo…saying it like you foreign and chit, with that fukking closing “yes”? Fukk you. ::rofl:
@Fiance but its you im gwan marry…u dnt even wanna set a fuggin date..get it 2gether! and u aint pawning shyt
@Kei, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
marquez269 says:
Now Im not the best at math but if I give you $15 and my total was $11.85 I shouldnt get $7 back. Just because a sign says now hiring does not mean you apply for the job when you know you cant count #sonicdrivein
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The change amount prints on the fuggin receipt!!! #justdumb
@KDub can I get a recap..what i miss?
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BRB
fugg is goin on in this bytch?
i’m ready to go, i would leave early but ion trust this nig that’s acting while the managers are away
@Ididnt, thank u
i do what i can 2 bring hawtness to such an ugly world..
#humble
KDub says:
thought this was normal.. WE do this all the fukn time.. GET all kinds of fawkd up..
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LAST daiquiri party my niece…the newcomer to the group (23 yo)…tried to put my lights the hail out…this bish made some shat called Italian Ice…and made it in lil cups all cute…they was GOOD. Like a icee..I had three. I woke up on her mom bed like 4 hours later. Fuggin get together was dayum near OVER.
*Dont EVER drank NO shat that these kids done learned how to make at college
Im telling juu they be mizing all kinds of liquor.. be sweet AF and BOOM and that culo!
@Marquez, sing to me please…..I’m having wifdrawals!!!!
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*unless sumbodi gives me a recap*
im TEW excited for KDubberz recap…
i was in college tutoring second graders in math, givin them the wrong answers and shyt, good thing he had a good eraser
i had to just stop and let that nig figure it out himself hmmph
@otb
has anybody seen 5 gum??
whea she go?
#KekeMode
Serena needs a better weave
OutsidetheBox says:
Now Im not the best at math but if I give you $15 and my total was $11.85 I shouldnt get $7 back..
Lawd I was doing math with my egg head last night.. I had to in the room to Google that chit! (couldnt admit i didnt know it).
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I can do this in my head….. $3.15 should have been yo change!!!! Shait I have to help my son with his math and google be the last resort!!!! I was good at MAF!
@Diva
I wana be yo candy licker girl
I jus wana be yo candy licker girl
let me lick you up let me lick you down
turn around baby and let me lick you all around
<—–does not front..im lucky i can count. now literature, grammer and all that is my area but them thurr numbers? fck my life
Candiiiiiiiii
*head knock*
marquez269 says:
@Diva
I wana be yo candy licker girl
I jus wana be yo candy licker girl
let me lick you up let me lick you down
turn around baby and let me lick you all around
did u read Candy Licker by Noire?? cause i swear THAT lil number was in the paperback..
marquez269 says:
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ain’t nobody got time for that
they was asking what people’s favorite gum flava was…they passing out gum for certain poster to go the fugg away!!!!!!!
erryones
Recap
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This post is about the sumo wrassler that doubles as a cage fighter that doubles as a tennis player. Serena Williams. She got her a yt mane. Following in her sister Venus footsteps. White CAN be right. So we wished Holiday Heart much love and good luck.
Keesh is a pain in @His azz. I never knew that til this very post. @Hissy wanted to give her some gum to get lost. So Kei asked what kinda gum did she want. We all responded with our favorite flavors/brands just in case nobody wants us no more.
@Keesh said her emotions was bruised. Alot of folks said get over it. Toughen up cause folks get e-jumped and sometimes even e-kilt on this blog. Its a tough e-world out here sometimes.
This SHORT recap done been brung to you by Kdub on the thirteenf day of tew thousand and twelf.
Did any of ya’ll go to that other blog website and see that plus sized model fall completely off the stage?? Me either
candibfly says:
i was in college tutoring second graders in math, givin them the wrong answers and shyt, good thing he had a good eraser i had to just stop and let that nig figure it out himself hmmph
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OH NO!!!
candibfly says:
i was in college tutoring second graders in math, givin them the wrong answers and shyt, good thing he had a good eraser i had to just stop and let that nig figure it out himself hmmph
marquez269 says:
@Diva
I wana be yo candy licker girl
I jus wana be yo candy licker girl
let me lick you up let me lick you down
turn around baby and let me lick you all around
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Fugg, you got my legs and shait shaking!!!!! wait….whew lawd I can’t breath
@KDUB
@GAGIRL
They shole ain’t.
GAGIRL87 says:
daymn Keesh!!! ya’ll ain’t chit
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They really not!!!
otb
Amazon got sex toys just reading the reviews on some of this chit is cray cray
I was tryna find sex games & chit 
well damn @ the recap
Bad Influence says:
marquez269 says:
@Diva
I wana be yo candy licker girl
I jus wana be yo candy licker girl
let me lick you up let me lick you down
turn around baby and let me lick you all around
did u read Candy Licker by Noire?? cause i swear THAT lil number was in the paperback..
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I’ve heard of that book, I’mma have to read that
Ga
@ Fashion I saw you tryna difuse the situation
@ Yso you ain’t right either
*points @ self* i’m shyt
*points at blog* they aint..
and neeva is Kdubberz
Yeah them nummers have me like
I know speed math but the math these kids do…they learn different methods, so my son was doing chit and I’m like, “nah dog” and he like “yeah, ole girl”.. we good as long as it not fractions and chit. Then I be like BRB.
I always say some chit like, “Let me think about that one for a sec..”
I’m convinced they still believe I know everything.
I try to stay away from any language arts/history/writing assignments. I will make one of them mofos cry with that red pen.
This post is about the sumo wrassler that doubles as a cage fighter that doubles as a tennis player. .
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1st damn line got me choking
@ His
ya a$$ is crazy!
OHoney says:
Did any of ya’ll go to that other blog website and see that plus sized model fall completely off the stage?? Me either
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“Sometimes You want to go where everybody knows your name”. She’s famous now.
@bad naw I havent read that book @diva
@ DIVA all of Noire’s books are good check out Gspot 1 by her too
@Ty, she being honest..i keep tryna tell ya’ll Serena is really Kimbo the Ufc/backyard fighter ass nigga..
@GAGIRL
Usually true. BUT I was being nice today. Helpful even. They *points* was throwing shade and gum and sht. Hmph.
KDub says:
Recap
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This post is about the sumo wrassler that doubles as a cage fighter that doubles as a tennis player. Serena Williams. She got her a yt mane. Following in her sister Venus footsteps. White CAN be right. So we wished Holiday Heart much love and good luck.
Keesh is a pain in @His azz. I never knew that til this very post. @Hissy wanted to give her some gum to get lost. So Kei asked what kinda gum did she want. We all responded with our favorite flavors/brands just in case nobody wants us no more.
@Keesh said her emotions was bruised. Alot of folks said get over it. Toughen up cause folks get e-jumped and sometimes even e-kilt on this blog. Its a tough e-world out here sometimes.
This SHORT recap done been brung to you by Kdub on the thirteenf day of tew thousand and twelf.
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The re-cap is accepted and approved as written.
Thank you Sis. KDUB!
Laker is fuggin nutz!
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Fashion I saw you tryna difuse the situation
@ Yso you ain’t right either
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Girl, I tried to give some words of encouragement.
marquez269 says:
@bad naw I havent read that book @diva
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@ Yso
but the million dollar question is WHERE IS KEESH? She ain’t neva coming back! 
I love all yall! Man im crackin up over here
GAGIRL87 says:
@ DIVA all of Noire’s books are good check out Gspot 1 by her too
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wait I think I’ve read some of her books….
Keesh, did you get a welcome packet??
Let’s start over.
@OHONEY
Shut up.
She ain’t neva coming back!
Oh she’ll be back. Who was that came back with a different name or something???
She’ll prolly be Keesha with a Y or something unique.
me too
Did anybody see pieces of jennifer hudson’s clothing line on the view
I said the Let’s Start Over in Beyonce oversinging voice.
Gosh. i need to leave.
@SIS
Uh uh. If I cain’t be sht YOU sure as hail cain’t be sht.
KDub says:
Recap
So we wished Holiday Heart much love and good luck.
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Bad Influence says:
@Ty, she being honest..i keep tryna tell ya’ll Serena is really Kimbo the Ufc/backyard fighter ass nigga
I like Trident 3 layers damn it 
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Damn that u know Im trying to find the gum phuckery
marquez269 says:
I love all yall! Man im crackin up over here
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But Love me in a special way
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Yso but the million dollar question is WHERE IS KEESH?
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Maybe she got her gum.
Did yall use Fed Ex for shipping???
Just kidding. Come back in here @Keesh!!!
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Ididntreallymeanit says:
Did anybody see pieces of jennifer hudson’s clothing line on the view
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She still got a clothing line
ol kyeesha lookin ass
I try to stay away from any language arts/history/writing assignments. I will make one of them mofos cry with that red pen.
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I made 17 yo BFF SCARED of me I got ahold to one of her papers. Like real talk that lil chick be like “hey Ms. Kay” all church mousey and shat.
Kirah was like I TOLE you not to ask my momma to help you. You brung it on YO SEF
@ Shaun…Did you order me some too?
I didnt see JHud on the View but I saw her on GMA.
I dont know if Ive heard her talk… so in depth before but err umm ppl be giving Bey the diction business but Jenn gets a pass? IDK.
The clothes was cute tho. Really liked the leopard wrap number and I think a sweater coat of some sort.
*quits BAD forever ever*
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OutsidetheBox says:
She ain’t neva coming back!
Oh she’ll be back. Who was that came back with a different name or something???
She’ll prolly be Keesha with a Y or something unique.
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Bad Influence says:
ol kyeesha lookin ass
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Yall done ran that guhl straight off
OutsidetheBox says:
Ok just got my receipt for my whip now where is it @Fay?
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Maybe she got her gum.
GAGIRL87 says:
451
Ididntreallymeanit says:
Did anybody see pieces of jennifer hudson’s clothing line on the view
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She still got a clothing line
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yup some of the pieces were cute
See what I’m saying
She gonna add apostrophe’s and shat b/c of you @His
K’ee’sha.
Fugg you yo.
@msfashion its too late u was suppose to give keesh dat louisiana hospitality
GAGIRL87 says:
I knew it was OVER when she said dude in her avi was her sister homeboy or some chit like dat
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I know tha fuk she didn’t!!!
ol kyeesha lookin ass
Now I said this in my 2chainz voice
469
Ididntreallymeanit says:
GAGIRL87 says:
451
Ididntreallymeanit says:
Did anybody see pieces of jennifer hudson’s clothing line on the view
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She still got a clothing line
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yup some of the pieces were cute
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@ Ididntreallymeanit
I ain’t gone lie I bought an all over jumpsuit in 2000 from her collection it was cute
*Starting to think i’m the onliest nice person around here.*
Shaun…Did you order me some too?
@FASH
Didn’t you used to be sht?
@ Ohoney yes she did
Like Bella did now that shyt was funny when she revamped herself
@mzdimplez I get along with everybody I THINK everybody like me
*screwface @ Shaun* What size you get me?
BELLA! Yes thats who that was. I loved it. Bella was like fukk that yall wanna act like yall dont got no one time at band camp stories…shoutout to Chiby and her new baby!
Bye ya’ll be good
JUST GETTING BACK…DAMN ITS LATE
@MARQUEZ
I don’t like you. *still waiting on my Red Lobster invite and free cheddar biscuits*
*Starting to think i’m the onliest nice person around here.*
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YEP…just me and you…
FIANCE I might reconsider this blatant disrespect
OTB that was BELLA but she didnt really change it just typed it backwards
MZ I thought we was cool
@KEESSSHHHH
Dont read anything about #486
.
K? Come play.
*about should be above #apologies
Keesh you back I thought you were gone for good
will we ever have a new post
Harlem she got my respecK forever with that. Girl i had tears.
OHoney says:
Keesh, did you get a welcome packet??
Let’s start over.
Hey have u checked ur mail today bewziller?
oh u FANCY witcho Cookie Dough huh? i c u! (vanilla oil ILL an aphrodisiac, but SHHHHHHHHHHHH! dont tell NOOObody!)
@yso lunch 1200 tomorrow be there or be square
@ Shaun….I am NICE!
I wonder what Ole girl and twin son up to.
Yall done ran the newbie off…
SO when yall didnt know it was lakes just FTP how come nobody roasted my culo? I was like “Man they finna go in..” ANd got nothign but love AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LUBS YALL PUTAS *NOT ALL BUT MOST* 
You had to go pick up your Fed Ex package?
Somebody sent that Big League Chew via Walmart site to store didnt they?
You been to Walmart?
@ Mz…We ILL! You know I love YEW!
@ Shaun…Free sample?!
What scent is it? 
FTP says:
Yall done ran the newbie off…
SO when yall didnt know it was lakes just FTP how come nobody roasted my culo? I was like “Man they finna go in..” ANd got nothign but love AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LUBS YALL PUTAS *NOT ALL BUT MOST* 
People “leave” and “come back” all the time. Meaning, they flounce out all dramatical, lurk, and de-lurk with a new name.
Like that girl…The one that smeared Vaseline on her camera lens…coming back with a new name but the same damn Gravis talking bout she copied and pasted them as an inside joke. Hrm.
@Fayla girl I haven’t checked my mail since Monday!! Bills and shyt are in there yo
Why yall didnt give her welcome packet?
@YSO AT one point ms.fashion was sh!t.. now she familia
@wifie im nice too
@MARQUEZ
I got you. I’ll be the one with the joker pussy.
YSoSrs says:
People “leave” and “come back” all the time. Meaning, they flounce out all dramatical, lurk, and de-lurk with a new name.
Like that girl…The one that smeared Vaseline on her camera lens…coming back with a new name but the same damn Gravis talking bout she copied and pasted them as an inside joke. Hrm.
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YSoSrs says:
@MARQUEZ
I don’t like you. *still waiting on my Red Lobster invite and free cheddar biscuits*
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Hmph!!! Well Marquez, you know I likes you!!!!
vaseline
OTB
girl I had tears literally like “I know BELLA aint put that chit backwards thinking they gonna forget about fckn husbands” however I gotta rock with her due to the comic relief
LAKES if you kept acting brand new (spelling chit correctly) I was gonna ROAST that ass and make up with you later
Look yall may look at me as a crackhead fukker but ion care…DMX look like he can lay some meaaan pipe
Random I know…
marquez269 says:
@yso lunch 1200 tomorrow be there or be square
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What the fugg? You stepping out on mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Speaking of flouncing out all dramatical…where IGo?
IGo
IGo
IGoooooo
@ WIFEY….Most of us are but, some ppl round here, Mean isn’t even a strong enough word to describe their ratchet ass.
Shaun…Did you order me some too?
Dimpz i thank u’s a 3 too. i’m a 4/3 (80/20) this chit cray. just be all ova da playce. curly here, coily there, kanky all ova. but i lubs it tho wit it’s dysfunctional ass
now me personally, i’m a lil uneasy about products that cater to a certain hair type. but hey if it works?
Fayl
They were all nice to me talkbout ” 
FTP ” my corazon greq two whooole inches
@SIS
You know who I’m talking about. You. KNOW. Bet Kdub does too.
YSO ummm the real you is showing you might want to *ahem* put your nice front back on
See i told Keesh not to read this chit (thas where she “at” now)
You gone learn taday.
@diva I know thats why u can accompany me to lazer tag this weekend lol #youngmanproblems
I swear ya’ll font some of the funniest chit..it makes my day go by faster..#carryon
I hope ION ever have to leave and come back as a newbie!!!!! I’m glad ya’ll took a liking to me….not everbody font all at once now!!!
they gonna forget about fckn husbands
MissHarlem says:
OTB girl I had tears literally like “I know BELLA aint put that chit backwards thinking they gonna forget about fckn husbands” however I gotta rock with her due to the comic relief
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@ Fay….My hair retarded, I figure I may have to use them together on my schitzophranic(sp) ass hair.
@HARLEM AITN that some sh!T.. so juu telling me.. now juu telling me that i missed out on some making up
#HURT
Wifie essacly.. but we even them mean putas out
#sugarnspiceanderrthangnice
GIGI my fav DMX line “hard being sucker free in a world full of lollipops” everytime I hear that I die
Wait still no report on the flavor of gum huh
marquez269 says:
@diva I know thats why u can accompany me to lazer tag this weekend lol #youngmanproblems
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Ummm laser tag yo….wellat least you can chase me with your big gun
@diva it was a joke Im going to a grown and sexy party lol
Yso juu talking bout red face guhl.. what did kdub called her culo?
@HARLEM
I’m still nice. I’m just refreshingly honest.
YSO sure you are hun
LAKES
U good Diva
I have seen the Roses monkey stomp some folks u hear me!! I remember the one with the orange gravi came in here last year talking about “imma give these hoes something to talk about”
Chile
I am getting the heck outta here. Gotta go see MamaDub…who landed her hawd headed azz BACK in the hospital on Tuesday night after getting her appendix out last week…now she having a set back…
I luh yall. You too Ke’ee’sha.
@DIRO
Hussy.
*lays out my best Apple Bottoms for my Red Lobster Date with MARQUEZ*
GIGI my fav DMX line “hard being sucker free in a world full of lollipops” everytime I hear that I die
I just got finished listening to his interview on the Breakfast Club…did you hear it? He said he would wear the shyt out of Rihanna but would pass on Nicki Minaj
**streches and gets her bold on** CAN WE MOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS FUKN FIESTA/SLAUTERHOUSE/FAMILIA HOUSE TO THE BOTTOM POST? THIS MOFUKA IS FULL YO!! AAANNNNNDAAAAAAAALE AAAAAAAAANNNNDALE ARRRIVA ARRRIVA AND ALL THAT GOOD SH!T… MOVE!!!
Ke’ee’sha.
Yep FTP. Yew broke it.
still no new post…i see juicy fruitz dun showed up
Yso juu talking bout red face guhl.. what did kdub called her culo?
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WHOOOOO that bish with the Orange gravi?
Orangella.
Bish with the Polaroid 1981 Gravi…I forgot her log in name…
He said he would wear the shyt out of Rihanna but would pass on Nicki Minaj
OMG. I swore i was gonna marry Earl back in the day.
That makes me so happy to hear him say that!
Ty says:
U good Diva
I have seen the Roses monkey stomp some folks u hear me!! I remember the one with the orange gravi came in here last year talking about “imma give these hoes something to talk about”
Chile
marquez269 says:
@diva it was a joke Im going to a grown and sexy party lol
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quit playing mannnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Grown & Sesssssy huh!!!! well that’s more my speed right there!!!!!!
it was lblondon or some dumb shat like that…omg that burnt mac and cheese faced ho irked me
FTP –
???
OutsidetheBox says:
He said he would wear the shyt out of Rihanna but would pass on Nicki Minaj
OMG. I swore i was gonna marry Earl back in the day. That makes me so happy to hear him say that!
shidddd when he thugged lil chocolate’s nana out in Belly i was SOLD like a new used car girl…too bad hes super crackish
Bad Influence says:
Ty says:
U good Diva
I have seen the Roses monkey stomp some folks u hear me!! I remember the one with the orange gravi came in here last year talking about “imma give these hoes something to talk about”
Chile
NOT that period faced gravi bish
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yall hell on these gravi’s when i do put up a pic of me i will make sure i’m on point..ijs
YSoSrs says:
@DIRO
Hussy.
*lays out my best Apple Bottoms for my Red Lobster Date with MARQUEZ*
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Guhl you ain’t pulling out yo AB to go wif my Marquez, I know!!!!
Sht. I’m from the hood. Being a little crackish around the edges isn’t an immediate no go for me. It will make me slow down a bit though. *DMX bark*
@Ty, i will never forget when that skeeza said i was jealous of her
*slaps knee*
then again, according to her, we were all jealous of her orange jello hued complexion… crazy bish
GIGI nooooooo I didnt see it but I will tonight when I get home
How I knew KDUB was gonna come back and comment on red girl
git gone and take care of MAMADUB
lblondon…that was her name
I bet her azz couldn’t wait to log off that day 
must u be so descriptive heffa @Lakes?
why must i have 2 hours to go??
#bipolar
brownsuggababe76 – So what you trying to say? I think I’m really sexy, big glasses are so in *stick out tongue
KDUB BIIINGO!! TELL MADRE DUB I HOPE SHE BE FEELING BETTER
**hands u some vaporub** TELL HER MY GRANNY SAID “RUB it on and lay down..JUu be ok mija”
*sigh* SR got me through some tough dont want to be at work times
HARLEM *makes googly eyes @ u*
rawr.
@Usual that thing in ur gravi looks like larry kang…
His bish u so fukn just YOU that i had to break that sh!t down
I’m not talking bout Rhode Island Red.
I’m talking bout the chick that Kingston asked if that was her in her Gravi and y’all called her MJ from Thriller. THAT one.
@Ususal if you say so
*DMX bark*
FIANCE
I can go all night love
#FATMONKEY
I MISS MY FLO THO 
THEM USED TO BE THE GOOD OL DAYS.. *SIGH*
@ YSO… Milan Milan?
@His – I thinks it’s disresptful for ya’ll to be picking on me like that. Don’t you like my necklace, I’m going to update my pic with makeup on. Ya’ll gonna leave me alone. Hmph
Gigi26 says:
they gonna forget about fckn husbands
guhl PLEASE lemme know what had happened bc i missed out on ALLL o dat! pweeease!
@FTP & OTB
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KDUB
<—for MamaDub i hope she gets beter quick fass & in a herry 
guhl if u dont open that damn mailbox!
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HONEY
You can’t go nowhere. We need you to give KDub more material.
Yall been running people off???
@Kdub, give MamaDubberz some wild turkey and my well wishes
@DIMPZ
YES! Thank you! Got me over here thinking I’m crazy and sht.
Bish
RI Red GAWDDDD DAMN I HATE YALL
What the heck happened to the blog
@Yso, oh that bish that over photoshopped herself and was logging on looking like a Halloween mask…yes, i memba her..
@Usual, NO i dnt like ur lil monkey necklace
*puts hand up Harlems skirt*
*AHEM*
WE NEED TO MOVE THE PARTY OR SHUT IT DOWN. PLEASE AND THANKS.
gypsyeyes – Hey darling! Give me
You settled in your new placed, fulled unpacked?
<—–misses Flo too… lemme text her
Anybody else’s kids get butt booty naked soon as they come home from school. and my mama is at my house and she can’t hear shiat. I repeated the same sentence 3 times and then I said eff it under my breff and she heard that. Selective azz hearing azz!
**SKKKIIIRRDDDDD…………..**
I miss yall reminiscing on when yall tore me a new a-hole?
GYPS **MAKE PUSS N BOOTS EYES** TIS WAS NOT ME IT WAS THEM **POINTS AT ERRBODY ELSE** I WAS BUSSY WARMING UP THE FABULOSO
#lavenderscent
where we moving?? im here til 7 *lip quiver*
after ya’ll leave imma have 2 actually work
Cali-don’t disrespect me with that gravi no mo’. what the fawk is that?
*looks 4 gum*
@Gyps,
hewwo bew
im mad as fawk @ Usual for having that larry king munkey baby in her gravi…
TUPAC POST MOVE MOFUKAS MOOOOOOOOOVE!! **BOILS FABULOSO WITH NO WATER** YALL NEED TO MOVE
Lakes- you always think that I blame you for fawking up the blog. I only asked that one time…
*AHEM*
CAN WE MOVE TO THE KIMYE POST DOWNSTAIRS?
Glad you back honey chile :kiss
BELLA now that just made my e day you showing up
#noshade
FIANCE *opens legs* have at it
What up tittay, I mean Bad!
gypsyeyes – Sorry I had to go put some makeup on. Is that betta
Usual Prime Suspect says:
Glad you back honey chile :kiss
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*taps Usual on the shoulder*
FUGG U for beating that munkey babys face
Aekelani
Bella’s Master – Dont Taze me Bro says:
**SKKKIIIRRDDDDD…………..**
I miss yall reminiscing on when yall tore me a new a-hole?
YSO where we goin?
Wifie **gives u a breathing mask** not juu mija u know i luvs juu tooo mush
marquez269 says:
@msfashion its too late u was suppose to give keesh dat louisiana hospitality
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I did. You didnt see my motherly advice???
FTP says:
@YSO AT one point ms.fashion was sh!t.. now she familia
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DAMN when was I shyt???
@YSO what you mean yo???? I must have been that good shyt like the newborns have that smells heavenly when you first get that first whiff.
Hmmm Hmmm
So im the only one left I see
Doesn’t she know that business and pleasure does not mix under most circumstances?
Doesn’t HE know he can’t handle all that Azz?
She needs a young, dark Floridian…such as myself. I’d be her tennis ball.
Reading these cOmments You Roses We Ackin Like thorns tuday!!!
Thats my scrappy verbage! Dayum Sandra didnt post NathIng else Afta This ”
@IAMCHAN…Serena told me to tell she straight with what she got
Lol…I see yall were clowning me when I was working. Anybody up in here….its quiet
@ Keesh
its all good,You been lurking long enough to know,No?
@KDub….lol… I swear you have me giggling… I like that recap! Does this mean Im accepted by yall. I will give yall some of my penny candy
@Keesh
did you get the FedEx?
No….whats in it Luvn
lol
@Keesh GUM!!!
Return to sender,let em Know ur staying
Thats right…I will not be moved..Yall have to put up with me for a while…..
@Keesh
getting ready for this Football game gotta make 
You’ll be aiight
Good Morning Roses! TGIF! For future references my fav gum is Big Red. Please go to Costco or Sams Club and get my the jumbo size so it will last me a long time. lol
Morning
Mornin Trend
seems like we’re the only ones in her this morning. lets party! 
Hope yall ack right today and don’t run nobody off
*pops gum*
Milky Jenie, Iheart
Happy Friday!
I see a lot happened yesterday…let me scroll up and see if there’s a recap
im just getting my jaws ready for my gum.
Iheatt
that gravie 
Trend they was being naughty yesterday, but I was still being the good girl that I am 
@trend here’s the recap brought to you by KDUB.
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This post is about the sumo wrassler that doubles as a cage fighter that doubles as a tennis player. Serena Williams. She got her a yt mane. Following in her sister Venus footsteps. White CAN be right. So we wished Holiday Heart much love and good luck.
Keesh is a pain in @His azz. I never knew that til this very post. @Hissy wanted to give her some gum to get lost. So Kei asked what kinda gum did she want. We all responded with our favorite flavors/brands just in case nobody wants us no more.
@Keesh said her emotions was bruised. Alot of folks said get over it. Toughen up cause folks get e-jumped and sometimes even e-kilt on this blog. Its a tough e-world out here sometimes.
This SHORT recap done been brung to you by Kdub on the thirteenf day of tew thousand and twelf.
Thanks Milky!
Damn I missed a good day…I was swamped at work yesterday…
@trend yeah it was hilarious. i was lurking in between working. They were passin out gum to everyone.
I want some gum!
passes gypsyeys a pack of orbit. it’s the fresh mouth gum you know!
Morning! What I miss yesterday?
gypsyeyes says:
I want some gum!
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I was gonna say this!!!!!!!!!!! Morning Roses 
It’s Friday!!!!!!!!!!
lovezoe says:
Morning! What I miss yesterday?
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You missed gumhead!!!!! A whole lot of gum fukkery, I tell ya!!!!