The Ten Weave Commandments

Here is a comedic take on the late Notorious BIG’s hit track “Ten Crack Commandments,” titled “Ten Weave Commandments” by @Urbancomedynet. This video is strictly for women whose weave game is in need of serious help. This is 2012. There is no excuse for women to walk around with matted fur on their heads. Weave only looks good when it’s well-maintained and clean. Don’t just put weave in and leave it in for 6 months. Your friends won’t tell you if your weave smells.

The Ten helpful Tips are as follows:

1. Never let your tracks show (self-explanatory)
2. Always travel with your weave glue (or hair pins in case a track falls out)
3. Always pat your head when it’s itchy (patting won’t pull out the tracks or make your hair messy)
4. Never lie and say “it’s all mine.”
5. Never make your weave too greasy (there’s nothing worse than a greasy weave, believe me)

6. Always travel with your brush (weave gets frizzy. Gotta keep it looking lush)
7. This rule is so overrated: keep your Remy and Yaki completely separated
8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
9. Nine should’ve been number 1 to me; ALWAYS know when to take out your weave!
10. Buy a wig just in case. If your hair is looking rough, put on a wig to cover it up.

Source: Worldstarhiphop.com



 



  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    matted fur on their heads.<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :rofl: she need to start with the celebs. on twitter

  • Donna del Gatto

    :kona:

  • Trendsetter

    :tea:

  • Pinterest_Nazi

    Bobby Kristina ARE YOU LISTENING????

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    3. Always pat your head when it’s itchy (patting won’t pull out the tracks or make your hair messy)
    __________________________________________

    This RITE here Drive me Fk’n CRAZY Seeing Women patting they damn HEAD. I be Embarrassed, when they are next to me I be looking like I wonder do these folks think all of us do this :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    :thumbsup:

  • YSoSrs

    Huh. I hope you have forwarded this to certain FOTB that desperately need to up their weave game. :coffee:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72503781 yanibunny02

    Pinterest_Nazi says:

    Bobby Kristina ARE YOU LISTENING????

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :dead: and :kona:

  • gbellab

    how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
    Everyone knows that aint your real hair!

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    YSoSrs says:

    Huh. I hope you have forwarded this to certain FOTB that desperately need to up their weave game
    __________________________________________

    Who? :coffee: #messy

  • Pinterest_Nazi

    I wanted a weave, but hubs said nope!

  • kingstonn

    this needs to be etched in stone near the sign that says “welcome to Atlanta” :coffee:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Pinterest_Nazi says:

    I wanted a weave, but hubs said nope!

    _______________________________________________

    sounds like a good husband :coffee:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    @Kingston :lol: u sooooo Right

  • Donna del Gatto

    I wonder if other races of women have these same list of rules….oh, that’s right, we’re the only ones who wear weave… :smack:

  • YSoSrs

    @CREAMY

    I would never point any elbows at one of Sandra’s Golden Children. :nono:

  • Pinterest_Nazi

    Forwarding this to Gums her weave MY GOD! Makes me sad in pants.

  • luVn_liFe…

    :blink:

  • kingstonn

    WAIT.. can we add some amendments?

    11. PLEASE do not assume everyone with long hair has weave. and DON’T proceed to touch it or ask what type of virgin hair or remy it is.

    seriously. :rolleyes:

  • luVn_liFe…

    @donna DelGatto #15 was :sarcasm: ??

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Tamar Braxton are you listening?

    11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie

    12. Your weave should not ne done by an unlisenced sissy in heels

    13. Your weave should not have random gray hairs

    14. Your wave should not look like it was done in a kitchen

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    Donna del Gatto says:

    I wonder if other races of women have these same list of rules….oh, that’s right, we’re the only ones who wear weave…

    :coffee:

  • WorkInProgress

    8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
    …………
    Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.

  • Donna del Gatto

    @kingstonn

    :clap: at ur #19

    @luVn

    Yep…total :sarcasm:

  • Bad Influence

    Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    Tamar Braxton are you listening?

    11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie

    AHHHHHHHHH :dead:

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    chile them yt guhls BEEN wearin pieces. but they done got away wit it so long bc ppl ASSUME it’s their hair bc they’re yt. go look at somma yo fave old black & yt movies & watch all the hair pieces u find. allll they way up till RET NAH them heffas been gettin away w fake hair. :coffee:

  • Gigi26

    :rofl:

  • Pinterest_Nazi

    His!!!!!!!!!!! You ok!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    16. Weaves EXPIRE take that ish out it should not sit up like a mushroom

    17. If your scalp sweat ranch that ish out, musty hair is not sexy

    18. Everybody cannot wear wet and wavy and once the waves laves, let it go. it should not be big and puffy

    19. If you have a weave you do NOT have baby hair do not let Chilli retor edges fool you JAM and brown gel baby hair look like trash.

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie

    __________________________________________

    Damn u dawn :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    Tamar Braxton are you listening?

    11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie

    :hahaha: :crying: :dead:

  • Donna del Gatto

    @iWhip

    Almost every yt chick I used to model with had hair extensions…and they would drop BIG money on that shyt…

    :hi: @His

  • WorkInProgress

    WAIT.. can we add some amendments?

    11. PLEASE do not assume everyone with long hair has weave. and DON’T proceed to touch it or ask what type of virgin hair or remy it is.

    seriously.
    …………
    so effing true. this one chick asked me who did my weave. I told her didn’t have a weave and she proceeded to run her fingers through my hair to get to my scalp. I was like “Bish I dont know you like that”

  • kingstonn

    12. your invisible parts should not be spread wide enough for Moses and a few hundred thousand Jews to walk through

    12. your weave shall not be any colors that resemble the highlighters in my backpack

    13. do not glue lace fronts to eyebrows *cough: nicki minaj/blac chyna cough*

  • prynsexxx

    WorkInProgress says:

    8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
    …………
    Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.
    ________________

    Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.

  • Gigi26

    11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie

    12. Your weave should not ne done by an unlisenced sissy in heels

    13. Your weave should not have random gray hairs

    14. Your wave should not look like it was done in a kitchen

    :ghost:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    iWhip says:

    Donna del Gatto says:

    I wonder if other races of women have these same list of rules….oh, that’s right, we’re the only ones who wear weave…

    ——–
    White people:

    we should not see your roots when you bend down. Infusion is still very popular but it should not look backwoodish ex: Brittany Spears after she cut her hair off

  • kingstonn

    smh. i meant 12 & 13 & 14*

  • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

    Well this blog will be shut down at 11:59 PM cause you just offended 47% of Amurrika! :ghost:

  • WorkInProgress

    I have a coworker who left her weave in for 3 months str8. when she took it out her hair was rotting. she had to shop it all off. :no:

  • Ty

    Tamar Braxton are you listening?

    11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie

    12. Your weave should not ne done by an unlisenced sissy in heels

    13. Your weave should not have random gray hairs

    14. Your wave should not look like it was done in a kitchen
    _____________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Donna del Gatto

    :lol: @Dawn

  • kingstonn

    Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.

    by prynsexxx

    ——————-
    :dead: :ghost:

  • Ty

    iWhip says:

    chile them yt guhls BEEN wearin pieces. but they done got away wit it so long bc ppl ASSUME it’s their hair bc they’re yt
    ___________
    U are right Fay they are wearing the hell outta that thin azz Chinese Remy :rofl:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    Well this blog will be shut down at 11:59 PM cause you just offended 47% of Amurrika!
    ______________________________________________________

    Ck that number I thinks it a lil higher :coffee:

  • WorkInProgress

    prynsexxx says:

    WorkInProgress says:

    8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
    …………
    Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.
    ________________

    Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.
    ……
    :dead:

  • Bad Influence

    @Pinterest, yes! that ish last night was just… :no:

    @Donna, i know u, yes? :blink:

    YSO :D hey bew..

    I hate Kingston :rofl:

    Gigi’licious!! :2dance:

  • Donna del Gatto

    @WorkInProgress

    That nasty ass chick probably did not wash her hair and keep it maintained by a beautician. You can wear a weave for 3 months and still have healthy hair…but you can’t just leave that shyt to fend for itself without proper maintenance and upkeep… #shame

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Your weave should not under any circumstance cost $19.99 per bundle no matter what Nguyen told you it’s not a good deal

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Your weave should not have a part 3/4 to the left… you dark but your park #4…

  • GAGIRL87

    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Wears weave and keeps MY chit up shoutouts to Reese(My hair weave killa) :yahoo:

  • prynsexxx

    WorkInProgress says:

    I have a coworker who left her weave in for 3 months str8. when she took it out her hair was rotting. she had to shop it all off.
    ______________________

    I bet her shat looked like a shag carpet and smelled like something they dug from under Flava Flav’s nails. I bet she wasn’t even allowed to run with feral sheep.

  • Donna del Gatto

    @His

    Yes, you know me…and Persia would probably :heart: me…

    @WorkInProgress

    Was her weave a glue-in or a sew-in…I think that makes a big difference in how long you leave it in… :lol:

  • Ty

    kingstonn says:

    12. your invisible parts should not be spread wide enough for Moses and a few hundred thousand Jews to walk through

    12. your weave shall not be any colors that resemble the highlighters in my backpack

    13. do not glue lace fronts to eyebrows *cough: nicki minaj/blac chyna cough*
    _____________
    :casket: :ghost:

  • DownBottom

    :shocked: :rofl:

  • GAGIRL87

    @ His you okay hun somebody said you were in Sandy’s path hope all is well :hug:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    This past weekend I told this woman her hair gorgeous before I got clost enough to notice that it was kinky extentions. Just as I was noticing the braid that heffa said, “Thank you. It’s natural.” Why the hell would she say that? Her have really did look dope. Why a nigra gotta tell a bold faced lie?

  • Bad Influence

    WorkInProgress says:

    I have a coworker who left her weave in for 3 months str8. when she took it out her hair was rotting. she had to shop it all off.

    :blink: :crying:

    prynsexxx says:

    Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.
    ________________

    Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS

    :ghost: :hahaha:

  • WorkInProgress

    Donna del Gatto says:
    @ Donna that’s the first I asked. How often did she wash it and she tole me she did’t know she could. she said she was new to weaves. But still u couldn’t smell your own hair stinking???

  • kingstonn

    @ his
    :grin:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    If you wear a lace front and you have that raw patch of skin from the glue you missing edges and forehead skins…

  • Gigi26

    :hugs: BAD BOO!!!

    Well I wear my sew ins proudly…I see no offense in this..if the rules don’t apply then let it fly :lol:

    What bothers me if them yt broads with their tracks of struggle! Boo, we can soo tell its not yours!

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Ty says:

    iWhip says:

    chile them yt guhls BEEN wearin pieces. but they done got away wit it so long bc ppl ASSUME it’s their hair bc they’re yt
    ___________
    U are right Fay they are wearing the hell outta that thin azz Chinese Remy
    _________________________________________________

    I think they critize Blacks more because it is not normally the texture of our hair. White/ asian, etc. have stringy hair as to us we have course hair. so yt get away with it more than us cause the weave resembles their true texture not ours JMO… :coffee:

  • GAGIRL87

    :offtopic: You and I by Avant ft Keke Wyatt is the truff THAT IS MY CHIT :yahoo:

    #bringingthatgoodr&bback

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    @Kingstonn … :cheers: YES! Don’t randomly stroke my sh*t, they don’t wash the bug lice out of this and package it! I assume a pretty weave is a nice and pretty weave. I don’t go disrespecting your choice of hair so, leave what God put on top of mine alone. ASSumptions gonna get you f*cked up.

  • Yardgirl

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    3. Always pat your head when it’s itchy (patting won’t pull out the tracks or make your hair messy)
    __________________________________________

    This RITE here Drive me Fk’n CRAZY Seeing Women patting they damn HEAD. I be Embarrassed, when they are next to me I be looking like I wonder do these folks think all of us do this

    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

    Me too!!! OMG!!! I had no idea why this was done and would look at chicks like they were crazy when they were slapping themself in the head. Then some whitey asked me and I was like “da fluck should I know!!”

    :obama:

    :obama:

  • kingstonn

    hicks edges can’t even save Naomi. she just needs to cut it off and start over :no:

    but seriously.. i HATE invisible parts! ugh.. the part is always wide enough for me to park my damn SUV in. :rolleyes:

  • WorkInProgress

    @ Donna It was a sew in but Still…the smell oh the smell!

  • Donna del Gatto

    @WorkInProgress

    That’s so nasty… :no: hair holds MAJOR fonk and bacteria! No wonder she lost all her hair…

  • prynsexxx

    Kingstonn says:

    13. do not glue lace fronts to eyebrows *cough: nicki minaj/blac chyna cough*
    _____________________
    …add Teresa Guidice (RHONJ) to that list…

  • YSoSrs

    PRYN & DAWN

    Obviously are tryna kill me today. :rofl: :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.

    THIS. :dead:

  • Bad Influence

    @Donna, hey hawt stuff :hug:

    @GA, i sure was. that btch was a btch but i cant complain, i still have my power. :yes:

    Ty, Down :buttshake: , Prynn :waves:

  • Pinterest_Nazi

    Adios amigas! Time for a milk and honey bath!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    gbellab says:

    how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
    Everyone knows that aint your real hair!
    _______________

    Exactly! :clap:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    But like what about the Holiday heatrs such as Derk J and Lawrence and Jackie Christie I don’t think mens should wear jank weaves either and I have seen the worst weaves on sissy’s?

  • Bad Influence

    well… ooooooookay.. :coffee:

  • kingstonn

    @ work
    ewww! she was probably washing it and not letting the braids underneath the weave dry properly. so nasty.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Pinterest_Nazi says:

    I wanted a weave, but hubs said nope!
    ______________

    You’re a good wife.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Hey Auntie!!!!

  • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

    So are yall saying that sew in I got from April should be taken out now?

    LMAO! I kid I kid!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Dawn Sheen says:

    16. Weaves EXPIRE take that ish out it should not sit up like a mushroom
    ________________

    :rofl:

  • GAGIRL87

    gbellab says:

    how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
    Everyone knows that aint your real hair!
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Why do you assume just b/c someone wears weave their hair is short :think:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    Well this blog will be shut down at 11:59 PM cause you just offended 47% of Amurrika! :ghost:
    ________________

    Some of them need insulting. :lol: :hahaha:

  • Bad Influence

    @Your Name,

    :waiting: u just dnt see me huh?

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    I had a weave once. It was cute but I felt fake I also had a 27 piece that was the devil

  • prynsexxx

    kingstonn says:

    hicks edges can’t even save Naomi. she just needs to cut it off and start over
    ________________________________

    Cut off and start over, with what?
    Bish hair line is null and void.
    Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
    Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
    Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
    She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
    She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
    Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”

  • Pinterest_Nazi

    *kicks His on the way out* Stop with the request of higher child support payments

  • DownBottom

    :lol: @Dawn! @HISSSS :shakebutt: Is everything safe and ok your way? :pray:

  • Donna del Gatto

    GAGIRL87 says:

    gbellab says:

    how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
    Everyone knows that aint your real hair!
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Why do you assume just b/c someone wears weave their hair is short

    ______________

    :lol: this is why I made the statement about other races of women having Weave Commandments….

  • Gigi26

    @GAGIRL: Nope cuz i’m protective styling right now :yes:

  • YSoSrs

    BAD!!

    *uses my afro to shelter you from the wind*

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Sorry. I was rushing too much on that last one. More typos than usual. Point is why you gonna lie and say your hair is natural when it ain’t?

  • Bad Influence

    omg this BGC Reunion.. :popcorn:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    So are yall saying that sew in I got from April should be taken out now?

    LMAO! I kid I kid!

    ———–
    Yes, quickly that ish is rank by now

  • Pinterest_Nazi

    Prynn

    LOG OUT!

  • Gigi26

    Cut off and start over, with what?
    Bish hair line is null and void.
    Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
    Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
    Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
    She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
    She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
    Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”
    ————————-

    Imminent :dead: th

  • WorkInProgress

    ewww! she was probably washing it and not letting the braids underneath the weave dry properly. so nasty.
    ……..
    kinston she didn’t wash it at ALL. :hurl:

  • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

    @BAD- sorry chick *grabs nipps and twist like an old school TV*

  • Ty

    Hey Hissy :wave: Glad all is well hun :hug:

    *runs fingers through these fresh azz tracks* :grin:

  • kingstonn

    @ his
    Julie got MOPPPED on the previews for the next episode! can’t wait.. :yahoo:

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    My YT co-worker puts pink pieces in her 7 year old daughter’s hair. I thought they were clip-ons at first just to give her little one some independent style but, I saw her with glue one day up side that little girl’s head and I just kept walking. I didn’t even know what to think. When is it, if ever, appropriate to put weave in a child’s hair? I know a cancer victim child with a wig but, how about weave in a child’s hair and the child has a head full of hair?

    My poor niece got tight small braids for about a year real young and her hair hasn’t been right since.

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Bird I know right, people ALWAYS think my hair is real but I tell them nope it’s a weave they can’t believe it but anyway why lie I get a kick outta telling people my chit is a weave just to see the shocked looked on their faces :lol:

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    prynsexxx says:

    kingstonn says:

    hicks edges can’t even save Naomi. she just needs to cut it off and start over
    ________________________________

    Cut off and start over, with what?
    Bish hair line is null and void.
    Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
    Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
    Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
    She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
    She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
    Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”

    ____________________________________________________

    Girl Log the Hell OFF void and Null<<<<<<<<<<< :ghost: I could not get past this part :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    People often mistake my weave for my hair…guess cuz its top notch shyt, but I tell them that it ain’t mines and one of my friends said “Stop saying that you bought it so its yours.” It don’t matter to me. The hair don’t make me so :shrugs:

    So Sandra since you against weaves n all, what you think about Tiny, I mean after all, TI likes when she put them fruity pebbles colors in her head via track :tea: :yes:

  • GAGIRL87

    Ty says:

    Hey Hissy Glad all is well hun

    *runs fingers through these fresh azz tracks*
    ___________________________________________________________________

    @ Ty you crazy :rofl:

  • free

    prynsexxx says:…add Teresa Guidice (RHONJ) to that list…

    **************************

    looking like fuggin eddie munster…

  • kingstonn

    @ Gigi
    nooooo! :tape: don’t do it.. reconsider.. read some literature on that subject! :kona:

  • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

    I tried to find time to come back in here to chat with yall but obviously it is not my destiny. :ghost: Bury me a G!

    Thanks a lot Prynn!

  • WorkInProgress

    Cut off and start over, with what?
    Bish hair line is null and void.
    Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
    Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
    Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
    She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
    She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
    Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”
    ………..
    and another keyboard bites the dust. :dead: er than :dead:

  • Ty

    GAGIRL87 says:

    Ty says:

    Hey Hissy Glad all is well hun

    *runs fingers through these fresh azz tracks*
    ___________________________________________________________________

    @ Ty you crazy
    ______________
    What GA :shrug: Im like Tiny, I spend a grip on this hair. My weaveologists is not licensed but that heffa always makes me feel like Pocahontas :rofl:

  • ohpretty1

    12. your invisible parts should not be spread wide enough for Moses and a few hundred thousand Jews to walk through

    ——-

    AMEN! I always look at them like, even a wide-tooth comb could create a part that wide.

    Oh and those wigs/weaves with the Barbie scalp showing (I don’t know the terminology) …. you ain’t fooling a soul!!!

  • GAGIRL87

    What GA Im like Tiny, I spend a grip on this hair. My weaveologists is not licensed but that heffa always makes me feel like Pocahontas
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: I know how you feel my hair weave killa not licensed neither!!!

  • MissGauzzz

    She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
    Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”

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    @pryn…
    I had to come out of lurkin’ for this one… OMG :dead: :casket:

  • SuthernBelle4

    Jesus wept :no: I’m for weaves, extensions, whatever makes you happy but sometimes it irks my spirit when people ASSume I wear a weave cause I’m a brown girl with long hair. :insert eye roll:

  • sweetsummerayne

    11. Ladies please know you colors. I don’t care what anyone tells you 99% of us don’t have a shade of blonde.
    12. Keep weave at a reasonable length. Nothing worse than seeing a bald headed sister on Monday and on Sunday she is Rapunzel.
    13. Know how to properly remove the weave. Please stop snatching out your edges and then telling yourself that you hair grows back fast.
    14. If you don’t have edges DO NOT wear a weave. It is a sad sight to see a woman with a $400 weave but her edges are smooth as a baby’s bottom.

  • Genia

    Weave fitting like a hoodie! Weave glued so tight it’s stuck to her thoughts!!! Weave done by an unlicensed sissy in heels!!!! Part wide enough for Moses and a few hundred Jews to walk through!!

    You ALL ARE SOME FOOLS UP IN HERE!!! :dead: I died a thousand deaths this morning!!! I hate i missed this post!!!! I am laughing my ass off!!!