Celebs Out & About: Alicia Keys, Rocsi Diaz, Mel B

Singer Alicia Keys performed a track from her new CD Girl On Fire live at Good Morning America in New York City Monday. The album, in stores now, is the follow-up to her fourth studio album, The Element of Freedom, which sold 417K copies in the first week.
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Entertainment Tonight broadcast journalist Rocsi Diaz, right, chatted with her friend Mary Flaven while walking her dog on Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles on Sunday.

Singer Melanie ‘Mel B’ Brown was all smiles as she swims with her daughters Madison Brown Belfonte and Angel Iris Murphy Brown at the Park Hyatt hotel and resort in Sydney, Australia on Sunday.

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    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I have nothing for the home wrecking slore up top :tea: carry on

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      The slore want get a damn penny from me :tea: carry on

    • MsB2u

      oh well no comments

    • Hershey

      The album, in stores now, is the follow-up to her fourth studio album, The Element of Freedom, which sold 417 copies in the first week.
      _________________________________

      There’s a few singers from the A who should be proud that they sold ALMOST 100 times more than A Keys did :coffee:

      Alicia and Gonzo will have their own reality show shortly…on VH1

    • Breezy

      :tea:

    • Breezy

      That lil baby is adorable.. that’s all I got

    • Bad Influence

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I’LL TELL YA WANT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!!!

      I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGGAZIG AHHHHHHH Mel B aint no damn singer :lol:

      I am not purchasing AKeys stupid ass CD..

      is Rocsi a celeb or something? :blink: #serrusquestion

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Cute fat baby!

      Rosci looks like she’s enjoying Cali!

      Down Sinder Keys! Or Wonky Eyed Alicia

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      OMG WHAT A JUICY BABY!!! I LOVE FAT BABIES!!! SO CUTE! *panches cheeks*

    • Bad Influence

      *steals that Chunky ass baby from Mel B* I die for fat ass toddlers…i just hand over my wallet when they get near me. *squeals* all that chunk n’ junk is adorbz!! :woohoo:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      anybody else notice the bubba gump sign in the background?? :ashamed:

    • MissHarlem

      I could just steal that fat chunky cutie :love:

    • Ty

      Singer Alicia Keys performed a track from her new CD Girl On Fire live at Good Morning America in New York City Monday. The album, in stores now, is the follow-up to her fourth studio album, The Element of Freedom, which sold 417 copies in the first week.
      ______
      417 copies so Im not the only person that thinks Alicia needs some more keys :rofl:

      They need to stop playing that shyt its not hot even if her azz is on fire :nono:

    • Bad Influence

      *taps shoulder*

      TY :rofl: is that Sweetie? :ghost:

      i hate that jiggaboo’s wig on the show…omg i hate that helmet of hair so much :mad:

    • DoNotDeleteMe

      I like that song Alicia “Butch Girl” Off-Keys and Maxwell “Pretty Queen” Rivera have (Fire Inside of Me or some ratchet arse title). However, it is hard for me to get past a butch and a queen trying to sing a sexy song to each other. I don’t believe them…they need more people! :shrug:

    • prynsexxx

      I like Rocsi’s whole get up.
      I like A. Keys’ scarf/wrap.
      That baby is good as KIDNAPPED soon as she step that fat foot out of that wota. WATCH!

    • Donna del Gatto

      The album, in stores now, is the follow-up to her fourth studio album, The Element of Freedom, which sold 417 copies in the first week.
      ___________

      ^^^ gat dayum! is that number supposed to have three zeroes behind it???? :rofl:

    • MissHarlem

      FIANCE clearly you need glasses bc Sweetie’s wig this season is slaying her past looks :rofl:

    • KayCeiSoul

      I did @ Bedazz, and I really want to know what that sign is all about.

      Nothing for the rest of these nobody peoples.

      Oh! :smack: I do have one more thing, for the record-breaking 1000th time,
      Alicia, I hate that “Hoe on Fiyah” song. Yes I do. :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      *clears throak*

      “THIS COOCH IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!”

    • MissHarlem

      RAZZLE/KAY its a seafood specifically shrimp spot in Times Square. Shockingly it has survived the several make overs. I cant eat seafood so Im guessing its good :shrug:

    • VDot

      The babies are adorable.

      I have nothing else for these homeless looking folk. :coffee:

    • DoNotDeleteMe

      Stop the Similac presses! That is a rotund cherub in that swim suit! :rofl:

    • Bigbadwolf

      Everybody looks pretty normal for once. Can’t complain.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      @Kay you remember in forest gump when he started the shrimping business I think that’s where the name came from :lol: I laughed when I saw it because I know they’ve been around for some time. I’m surprised they are still around.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      DNDM that’s that baby’s diaper adding to it too :lol:

    • MissHarlem

      RAZZLE :nono: not even in joking font form should that be sung/mouthed/hummed/lipsynching/or even in your thoughts. I dont know a soul who likes that dreadful song.

    • Donna del Gatto

      *still laughing* :rofl:

      Someone please come and correct this if it’s wrong!

      Did Alicia Off-Keys really only sell 417 copies????

    • Bigbadwolf

      Did anybody hear about the 7 yrs old leukemia patient that is on medical marijuana?

    • Ty

      TY is that Sweetie?
      _______
      Why yes it is :rofl:

    • KayCeiSoul

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      *clears throak*

      “THIS COOCH IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!”

      *********************************************

      *Hands Alicia some Monistat 3-day and kicks her azz off the stage into a crowd of angry mini-bat yielding fans*

    • MissHarlem

      DONNA I am trying to let google be my friend to find out but I stopped caring as soon as I typed in album sales. I am pretty sure its more than 417 :shrug:

    • MissHarlem

      BIG no but I have heard of such stories at work. Do tell?

    • luVn_liFe…

      Wait @SandraRose did you mean 417K or 4170k :eek: is four hundred seventeen in a week Good Sales? :think:

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Harlem

      Dayum! I was hoping that number was right…. :coffee:

      #proudhaterofakeys

    • KayCeiSoul

      Ty says:

      TY is that Sweetie?
      _______
      Why yes it is

      **************************

      :wail:

      She fits. I swear she fits. She got the B. Brown mouth twist and err’thang. Somebody needs to take Sweetie’s “free” back. They gave it to her and she didn’t know what to do with it.

    • Ty

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      *clears throak*

      “THIS COOCH IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!”
      _______________
      They used to call Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton Fire Crotch :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      MissHarlem says:

      RAZZLE not even in joking font form should that be sung/mouthed/hummed/lipsynching/or even in your thoughts. I dont know a soul who likes that dreadful song.
      —————
      :rofl: I cant STAND that song.

    • Donna del Gatto

      @luVn

      If folks had that single called ‘Fire crotch’ or something like that to go on…I wouldn’t be surprised if only 417 generous souls gave their $12.99 for that bullshat!

    • MissHarlem

      DONNA we all know your love for her but I think its Sandra being Sandra

      RAZZLE I cant do that song not even in joking form :nono:

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Razzle and Ty

      Dayum, ya’ll are on the same page! :rofl:

      “fire crotch, fire crotch, FIRE CROTCH!”

    • luVn_liFe…

      Donna del Gatto says:
      If folks had that single called ‘Fire crotch’ or something like that to go on…I wouldn’t be surprised if only 417 generous souls gave their $12.99 for that bullshat!

      ~ ~ ~ ~
      Ummh hrmm auugh . . .so four Hundred Seventeen is it?? :crying1:

    • Ty

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Wait @SandraRose did you mean 417K or 4170k is four hundred seventeen in a week Good Sales?
      _________
      If you’re a local artist like Scrappy and Rasheeda :thumbsup:

    • Ty

      “fire crotch, fire crotch, FIRE CROTCH!”
      _________
      :crying:

    • Bigbadwolf

      BIG no but I have heard of such stories at work. Do tell?
      ___________________
      Her mother and her mother’s boyfriend give her a gram of cannibas oil a day. father was worried about the effects of brain development that it may cause and called child services.

    • luVn_liFe…

      @kayCeisoul . . .
      Howdy maam!! How’s the lil fella in the FetaL Position? did you feed him and feed him til he could say “SeyMore” :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Bigbadwolf says:
      boyfriend give her a gram of cannibas oil a day. father was worried about the effects of brain development that it may cause and called child services.
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      I read about this Story this weekend :| its a double edged sword

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      417 copies? :lol:

      Sandra, did you lose your reading glasses again?
      :waiting:

    • Hershey

      Donna del Gatto says:

      *still laughing*

      Someone please come and correct this if it’s wrong!

      Did Alicia Off-Keys really only sell 417 copies????

      ____________________________________________________

      :rofl: this may be the ONE thing Sandra told the truth about and did embellish on :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :shakebutt: 69 wutitDo?

    • Donna del Gatto

      somebody in my office popped some popcorn and I’m not joking, that shyt smells like piss! :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Welp my Boss is Back :cry: i’ll be loss in the sauce here

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      And to whoever said that they heard frogs at night in GA when its 30 degrees outside :ghost:

      Those aren’t frogs you hear at anytime during the year unless you’re near water.

    • MissHarlem

      BIG that sucks bc I can see it both ways

    • KayCeiSoul

      Hey luV! ChunkyJones is good. :rofl:
      He is just all over the place now…stretching, parlaying, taking up space. I can’t eat like I want to without feeling like I’m about to explode. The countdown is on! :yahoo:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @kaeCeiSoul says:
      The countdown is on!
      :danban: Alrightee Naah! bout 80 days to go then its :partyhat:
      que;”Smoothchic” by Missyelliott :danban1:

    • Ty

      69 says:

      And to whoever said that they heard frogs at night in GA when its 30 degrees outside
      __________
      Walter said that dumb azz shyt on RHOA last night…frogs huh :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :lol: at ur gravie TY . . chille Just let Sweetie Be great :rolleyes:

    • Bad Influence

      :yawn: im sooooooooooooooooooooooo tired :crying:

      and i KNOW i gained 3662846287 lbs over turkey day weekend :no:

      :spank: <—me beating my own ass smgdh

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Ty

      Niccas named Walter make me thing of:

      1. Pimp gators with a matching colored suit
      2. folks who hang out in “lounges” not clubs
      3. listen to the O’Jays when they get in the car
      4. still have thinly shaped “box” haircuts, or wear a defined part on the side
      5. proudly wear the title of “sugar daddy”

      :coffee:

    • KayCeiSoul

      She sold those 417 to random men who’d just so happened to have had enough, and come out of the closet the week the song was released. They knew in their hearts that Alicia felt their spirit, and read their minds. So they blasted it in their bathrooms and bedrooms in kitten heels in front of their mirrors, with NeNe Leakes wigs and Sweetie slave-braids, and they sang that song with all their hearts into their brushes and blowdryers.
      :coffee:

    • Bad Influence

      69! :hug:

      @Fiance, ion care what u tom’bout, Sweetie and that fuggin yaki hoodie can kiss my ass… :cuss:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @HIS . .
      Gurrl we all gained bout that much,I Know i did! bout to go to this crowded gym . . since the holidays and NewYrs errrybody has that resolution ya Know :rolleyes:

    • Bad Influence

      <—is DYING everytime Ty fuggin posts a comment :hahaha:

    • MissHarlem

      FIANCE I am just laughing at your late rant. Her hair been a hot mess the min she came out the womb. But honey she is slaying (in her mind) this season :rofl:

    • Donna del Gatto

      So they blasted it in their bathrooms and bedrooms in kitten heels in front of their mirrors, with NeNe Leakes wigs and Sweetie slave-braids, and they sang that song with all their hearts into their brushes and blowdryers.
      ___________

      :wail: at the “kitten heels”

    • Bad Influence

      LuVn, bew…i was soooo outta order. that damn bread puddin i made just HAD 2 come out perfect :crying:

    • Bad Influence

      @Fiance, lemme lone bish. i beez at the job, beez beez at the job…actually working today *lip quiver*

      im popping in and out like a lil jap ****… :kona:

    • Ty

      Donna del Gatto says:

      @Ty

      Niccas named Walter make me thing of:

      1. Pimp gators with a matching colored suit
      2. folks who hang out in “lounges” not clubs
      3. listen to the O’Jays when they get in the car
      4. still have thinly shaped “box” haircuts, or wear a defined part on the side
      5. proudly wear the title of “sugar daddy”
      __________
      :rofl:

      Im trying to flush my body today I feel so bloated :crying: I dont want to see anymore turkey or mac and cheese :nono:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @HIS . . .
      :crying1: i didnt even make any desserts Because we trying to Keep our sesssy right in the house.
      Shyte Friday Morning i got up and got apple pie,pumpkin pie,sweetpotatoe piesx2 and key lime :no: i said fugg it and went in.

    • Bad Influence

      i saw “kitten heels” is my nigga @Man in here? :fistbump:

    • coco creamy

      :waves: helllleeeeooooo Roses

      ___________________________________________________________

      Bigbadwolf says:

      BIG no but I have heard of such stories at work. Do tell?
      ___________________
      Her mother and her mother’s boyfriend give her a gram of cannibas oil a day. father was worried about the effects of brain development that it may cause and called child services.

      ____________________________________________________

      Cannibus is the best thing for any iilness it will not mess up her brain as long as they are not giving her meds from the Legal Drug Dealers. :coffee:

    • Who Dat

      Where Mel oldest daughter?

    • Who Dat

      Mary Flaven

      ^^ Promise I thought that was Blu Cantrell

    • Bad Influence

      @LuVn, i had the NERVE to make apple pie, pumpkin pie, banana puddin and bread pudding…

      but we can NOT talk about how i ate almost 2 cans of jellied cranberry sauce mydamnself?

      i have a sick obsession with cran sauce and since i only eat it on turkey day…i do wayyyyy toooo much. *hangs head in shame*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      since yall fuggers were talking about how little you were doing at work…my commander just left for the day and i’m the only one in the office…twiddling my thumbs….wondering if i should take the bait….reading up on this 7 year old smokin 1 ounce of weed (from what the article said almost 10 blunts)….listening to fannie mae scream on iheartradio dot com

    • Donna del Gatto

      Oh and Mel gained WEIGHT…

      She still looks nice but just last year she was walking around with a crazy muscular thin body…that’s what yo yo dieting does to you though… :shrugs:

    • Bad Influence

      Creamy :waves:

      and my bewskittle KDUBBBBBBBERZ :hug: s

    • Donna del Gatto

      Who Dat says:

      Mary Flaven

      ^^ Promise I thought that was Blu Cantrell

      __________

      OMG! I did too…and then when I read Rocsi’s name I had to scroll back up!

    • Ty

      Cannibus is the best thing for any iilness it will not mess up her brain as long as they are not giving her meds from the Legal Drug Dealers.
      ________
      So she needs to get a card and pick her meds up straight from the lab huh :thumbsup:

    • MissHarlem

      Damn they only gettin 10 blunts out of an ounce :sad:

    • KyCakes

      Question for y’all….

      What is a true deal breaker when you’re thinking of dating someone?

      I’ve been talkng to this cat for a few weeks and just noticed the other day that he has FUR GROWING OUT OF HIS EAR CANAL.

      Y’all saw that chit, right?

      :partyhat: <——- dudes ear fur reaching out to grab me

      Let me just say, I know we all have unfortunate sprinklings in our gene pool, but I'm thinking it's not too early to get homie an intimate fur trimmer… :thinking:

    • Bad Influence

      @Razzle, 10 blunts aint no ounce unless he rolling them fat ass hum leg sized spliffs…and who is his fuggin connect?? he 7!!??!! i cannot..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      KayCeiSoul says:

      She sold those 417 to random men who’d just so happened to have had enough, and come out of the closet the week the song was released. They knew in their hearts that Alicia felt their spirit, and read their minds. So they blasted it in their bathrooms and bedrooms in kitten heels in front of their mirrors, with NeNe Leakes wigs and Sweetie slave-braids, and they sang that song with all their hearts into their brushes and blowdryers.
      ——-
      :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      ok i meant human leg*

      anyhoo KY :lol: ihatechu…and u need 2 just tell him that that ish is not sexy! ew..

    • Donna del Gatto

      FUR GROWING OUT OF HIS EAR CANAL.

      _________

      :no: buy him a grooming kit for Christmas!

      #problemsolved

    • Who Dat

      I was like that pic is fulla nothing-ness. Whacsi and Blu Cantrell…then I was like.. WHO the fock ill Mary Flaven.???

      :rofl:

      :wave: @Hissy

    • Ty

      MissHarlem says:

      Damn they only gettin 10 blunts out of an ounce
      _________
      :dead: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      @His idk i dont smoke tweeds :lol: I’ll pull up the article and post the part where they are doing the math :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      She herself is an Oregon medical marijuana patient, and her boyfriend is Mykayla’s grower. She is so convinced of the drug’s safety that she consumed it during the pregnancy and while breastfeeding her second child.

      When her symptoms are especially bad, Mykayla’s mother and her mother’s boyfriend will feed her cannabis-infused food. She’s had up to 1.2 grams of cannabis oil in 24 hours, the rough equivalent of smoking 10 joints.

      Purchase said Mykayla’s first oncologist called the marijuana use “inappropriate.”

      With marijuana, Purchase said her daughter has been able to fight past the chemotherapy and return to a sense of normalcy.

      “She’s like she was before,” her mother said. “She’s a normal kid.”
      ———————
      how many blunts can you get from an ounce?

    • coco creamy

      So she needs to get a card and pick her meds up straight from the lab huh_________

      ______________________________________________________________

      :coffee: I do it all the time no card just my highlander that knows how to make the oil. its illegal cause it really cures the body. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      the little girl’s first name is Mykayla and the mom…PREGNANT mom’s last name is Purchase

    • Donna del Gatto

      Anyone watch ‘Parenthood’? The blonde chick on there was having a horrible bout with chemo, and she started :smoke: some of that good ol’ ganja! She was feeling better in a matter of hours…and she wanted some more! :blunt:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Ky Agree with errybody who said eeewh :lol:
      And let em’Know hee is a gift use it. w/a big Muah!

    • coco creamy

      the oil is more potent that smoking it that is why it cures most folks cancer and HIV and other illiness. but you cannot take they meds, it will not work it will affect the chemicals in the OIL. stay away from the legal drug dealers with license :lol:

    • Ty

      KyCakes says:

      Question for y’all….

      What is a true deal breaker when you’re thinking of dating someone?

      I’ve been talkng to this cat for a few weeks and just noticed the other day that he has FUR GROWING OUT OF HIS EAR CANAL.

      Y’all saw that chit, right?
      ____________
      I dont think thats a deal breaker you can trim that shyt. Now Puffy getting his entire body waxed including the peen is a deal breaker :nono:

      On a serious note, don’t focus on cosmetic imperfections. U might miss your prince charming. Now if u meet a dude with three eyes or something :nono:

    • Donna del Gatto

      :rofl: somebody take @Ty’s keyboard!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      Depressed?- Smoke a blunt.
      Going through Chemo? – Smoke a blunt.
      Have Severe MS? – Smoke a blunt.
      ——
      I have heard that there are many more things that smoking weed can help cure…script drugs are the worst!

    • KyCakes

      Bad Influence says:

      anyhoo KY :lol: ihatechu…and u need 2 just tell him that that ish is not sexy! ew..
      ———————————————————————–
      I was taken aback when I saw that **** :blink:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :homoswitch: Now Puffy getting his entire body waxed including the peen is a deal breaker

    • Who Dat

      Niccas named Walter make me thing of:

      1. Pimp gators with a matching colored suit
      2. folks who hang out in “lounges” not clubs
      3. listen to the O’Jays when they get in the car
      4. still have thinly shaped “box” haircuts, or wear a defined part on the side
      5. proudly wear the title of “sugar daddy”
      ————————————————–

      Dudes named Walter might be so old that they… “uncut”… :wail:

      Famous old azz Walter’s…
      Walter Payton
      Walter Willis (BRUCE)
      Walter Disney…

    • Ty

      @ Creamy…do u have my email addy :rofl:

    • coco creamy

      :offtopic:

      So ummm saturday I did a Dance for my dude to

      Dance for you

      so I had oil my wholebody and jump on the tables started singing twirling and swirling on you baby he was all in to it until I said drop drop this thang back and i slide completly off the table :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      On a serious note, don’t focus on cosmetic imperfections. U might miss your prince charming. Now if u meet a dude with three eyes or something
      —————–
      what if his third eye was his big peeeeeeen though??? :blink:

    • Donna del Gatto

      @KDub

      Walters are DEFINITELY uncut! Ol’ prairie dog in the hole lookin ass….

    • MissHarlem

      TY Im just saying only 10? Homie getting robbed

      KY that aint no deal breaker. Buy a kit problem solved

      DONNA you got me thinking bc I dont remember the blonde chick

    • Bigbadwolf

      She’s like she was before,” her mother said. “She’s a normal kid.”
      ________________
      But the father said he went to visit and “She was stoned out of her mind all she wanted to do was lay around and play video games.” :lol: What did doesn’t want to do that?

    • Donna del Gatto

      :ghost: @creamy

      I just envisioned that shyt!

    • luVn_liFe…

      @CoCoCreamy :hahaha:
      Guuurl i had a similar situation,how cheesy you feel after i know i was :ashamed:
      Still got screwed yeah ummh

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      coco creamy says:

      So ummm saturday I did a Dance for my dude to

      Dance for you

      so I had oil my wholebody and jump on the tables started singing twirling and swirling on you baby he was all in to it until I said drop drop this thang back and i slide completly off the table
      —————–
      :hahaha: sorry to laugh at your expense but I mean dammn :lol:

    • KyCakes

      @Ty I’m aware of the downfalls of seeking perfection…My genes entail I have to go pound for pound with my OWN body fur, but here’s the thing; I DO handle it…you would never know I was part Sasquatch if I didn’t tell you…

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Harlem

      The chick who has a son with autism and like two other kids…I forgot her name, but her husband’s brother is married to black chick (forgot her name too) Joi something…

    • MissHarlem

      CREAMY :rofl: please forgive me as I got a visual

      SN: to past time I watch people falling on yt. Columbus Short fall on stage still cracks me up. The clown dancing to single ladies and bangs her head on the table :rofl:

    • Donna del Gatto

      I DO handle it…you would never know I was part Sasquatch if I didn’t tell you…
      ___________

      :hahaha:

    • Ty

      coco creamy says:

      So ummm saturday I did a Dance for my dude to

      Dance for you

      so I had oil my wholebody and jump on the tables started singing twirling and swirling on you baby he was all in to it until I said drop drop this thang back and i slide completly off the table
      ____________
      :rofl: :crying: :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Missharlem :rofl: –> The clown dancing to single ladies and bangs her head on the table i seen that one too

    • Bigbadwolf

      *kid

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      so I had oil my wholebody and jump on the tables started singing twirling and swirling on you baby he was all in to it until I said drop drop this thang back and i slide completly off the table
      ____________________________
      :rofl: You still fine tho!

    • coco creamy

      :ashamed: it messed up my whole night he could not put one leg this or that way it was all bruised and chyt. I was so mad at my legs, they failed me :rofl: he was trying i said umm no not that way :hahaha: he said never mind u wanna go to the emergency room

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      @BigBad RIGHT!!! She’s a kid with cancer…she’s not in school…doesnt have any chores or responsibilities. What else is there to do???? :lol: that sounds like normal chit to me especially if she has cancer…let her be stoned :lol: he’s just spazzing… it’s obvious he cares though. good on him for making a notion…but I dont think he should have freaked out the way he did. he should have thought about the fact that she’s sick and it’s helping her.

    • Donna del Gatto

      Walters also use Old Spice in the morning…

      Oh and they definitely have a hanging soap on a rope…

    • Ty

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      On a serious note, don’t focus on cosmetic imperfections. U might miss your prince charming. Now if u meet a dude with three eyes or something
      —————–
      what if his third eye was his big peeeeeeen though???
      _______
      :nono: Three eyes indicates they made him in a lab (test tube baby)….back away from the peen :warning:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      I DO handle it…you would never know I was part Sasquatch if I didn’t tell you…
      ____________________________
      :rofl: #OXYGEN

    • coco creamy

      why yall laughing tho i was embarrased :wail:

    • MissHarlem

      DONNA :smack: yesss I had to let google be my friend. I remember now :yes: I didnt know she had cancer.

      Most of my adult patients swear by mary jane and who am I to argue? If it helps with their chemo, pains, depression and even sexual health then again who am I.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Yall Crazy
      A third eye will let you know he is taming the SHREW within! :coffee:

    • Who Dat

      @105…

      Walter’s and Henry’s. They are the most likely to be uncut. :yes:

    • Donna del Gatto

      he said never mind u wanna go to the emergency room
      _________

      :rofl: :rofl: I can’t BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • KyCakes

      MissHarlem says:

      KY that aint no deal breaker. Buy a kit problem solved
      ———————————————————————
      Ok, riddle me this….

      He also has 7 kids (they apparently live with their respective Mothers) and no car… Deal breaker? :waiting:

      I know, I know…how do I meet people of this caliber :eyeroll:

    • luVn_liFe…

      he said never mind u wanna go to the emergency room
      ~ ~ ~ `
      :rofl:
      Im Laughing with you,Been there! :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      coco creamy says:

      it messed up my whole night he could not put one leg this or that way it was all bruised and chyt. I was so mad at my legs, they failed me he was trying i said umm no not that way he said never mind u wanna go to the emergency room
      ———
      :rofl: :hahaha:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Embarassed for what – you know damn well you shouldnt be playing those reindeer games :hugs:

    • VDot

      MissHarlem says:

      Damn they only gettin 10 blunts out of an ounce

      ______________________________________________________

      :rofl:

      Yeah I’m thinking the 7 year old must be the one rolling. Probably drop sh*t all over the floor. He must not know the 11th commandment – “Thou shalt not drop the weed whilst rollin”

    • MissHarlem

      LUVN that one never gets old :rofl:

      CREAMY :rofl: I sowwy but did you go to the ER?

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Harlem

      I agree, my God mom has breast cancer and she’s going through SO much with the chemo and radiation…I wish she could smoke her some from time to time…

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      said umm no not that way he said never mind u wanna go to the emergency room
      _____________________
      And to think I actually get bruised from having sex SMDH this mofo tries to downplay it until he saw my big azz bruise!

    • luVn_liFe…

      @ KY says:
      He also has 7 kids (they apparently live with their respective Mothers) and no car… Deal breaker?
      ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
      slams down the Piano door . .Girl :tape:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      Ok, riddle me this….

      He also has 7 kids (they apparently live with their respective Mothers) and no car… Deal breaker?
      _________________
      :kona: <——-next time you see him do just that. :tea:

    • Ty

      I DO handle it…you would never know I was part Sasquatch if I didn’t tell you
      __________
      :ghost:

    • Bad Influence

      coco creamy says:

      So ummm saturday I did a Dance for my dude to

      Dance for you

      so I had oil my wholebody and jump on the tables started singing twirling and swirling on you baby he was all in to it until I said drop drop this thang back and i slide completly off the table

      :crying: the shyt i come back to :ghost: and i had a visual of u slipping all over the damn place…who told u to be dancing with jerry curl juice all over ur ass :hahaha:

    • Donna del Gatto

      @KDub

      Walters, Henrys and niggas named BRUCE… :yes: #yep

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Ky

      Ummmm, he has SEVEN kids??? and no car??? and you’re worried about EAR FUR!!! :mad:

    • MissHarlem

      VDOT chiittttt let me only get 10 out of an ounce there will be some smoke in the city. And now that the 7 year old is immune they need to give that child the rules to the game :lol:

    • Who Dat

      SN: to past time I watch people falling on yt. Columbus Short fall on stage still cracks me up. The clown dancing to single ladies and bangs her head on the table

      ^^ The clown and Scarlett’s Tumbling Azz are my SHAT.

    • luVn_liFe…

      On the real though KY,diffrent strokes for diffrent folks.
      for me Personally i do NOT,Never have gotten serious w/a man that Has ANY kids :nono:
      Not for me.And Truuuuuuuuust ME,IVe gotten you have a KID,Yes i do and if it bothered you,Then you shouldnt be hollering at me.
      :shrug:

    • Ty

      He also has 7 kids (they apparently live with their respective Mothers) and no car… Deal breaker?
      ____________
      Oh hell yeah he will be picking yall (u and the 7 kids that aren’t yours) up in your car :warning: Why doesn’t he have a car? Licensed suspended :think:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Donna del Gatto says:
      Ummmm, he has SEVEN kids??? and no car??? and you’re worried about EAR FUR!!!

      :dead:
      :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      :peace: I decided to take the bait and what not. I have nothing else to do. All my work was finished at 945 :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      BBL

      :kona:

    • coco creamy

      no I did not go to the Emer room ook off work today and went to one of those emercency clinic, then i blamed him and said I told you to screw thos bolts tight on my table. that nijja said HELL NALLL U AS JUST NEED TO PRATICE SOME MORE AINT CHYT WRONG WITH THAT TABLE :crying1: he had to say it like that :lol:

    • coco creamy

      @ Bad I was tryuing to look all sexy greased up :rofl:

    • MissHarlem

      DONNA :cosign: comment 142.
      Its a trip to see them going through it. IF ever a question comes up dealing with clinical and especially the ins end feel free to hit me up.

    • KyCakes

      :dead: @Donna
      Here’s the thing; he can converse well enough to keep up with me, he’s tall like I like and he is very good looking…

      I’m used to being single, so maybe I’m just looking for excuses to stay single… :lol:

    • Who Dat

      He also has 7 kids (they apparently live with their respective Mothers) and no car… Deal breaker?
      ——————————————
      FOUR is a deal breaker for me personally. How we EVER gonna go to Six Flags? My two and your four equals a rented mini-van FULL. Somebody STILL gonna hafta sit in the lil aisle anyway and that shyt DANGEROUS. I aint taking my car. NOPE. We already looking at 2-3 hotel rooms. We gonna hafta eat before we go to the park and leave at lunchtime and get everybody hand stamped for re-admission…Nah son.

    • KyCakes

      @luVn I need support, heffa….don’t clown :rofl:

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Harlem

      Will do! That’s good info to have… :wink:

    • Ty

      Here’s the thing; he can converse well enough to keep up with me, he’s tall like I like and he is very good looking…
      ______________
      Chile……

    • KyCakes

      :hahaha: @Dub

      sounds like I’m making a molehill out of a mountain….

    • MissHarlem

      CREAMY :rofl: welp that did it you need more practice ma

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Ky

      Girl, I ain’t saying that you should judge the man…but 7 kids is ALOT. Did he have them with one woman or multiple women? Like was he married before and they had a brood, but now he’s single? If he had them with multiple women that would kind of make me step back and wonder about his :hump: life…and no car, ummm…..yeah…does he have a job? Does he use public transportation???

      :hugs:

    • KyCakes

      Ty says:

      Here’s the thing; he can converse well enough to keep up with me, he’s tall like I like and he is very good looking…
      ______________
      Chile……
      ———————————————————————-
      So that’s a no? :rofl:

      Look, like I said, I’m normally too picky for my own good. I was, at the very least, attempting to overlook certain things…I’m just tired of all of my partners requiring batteries…

    • MissHarlem

      KDUB ummm you calling him Scarlet :rofl:

      DONNA no prob hun

    • Ty

      coco creamy says:

      @ Bad I was tryuing to look all sexy greased up
      _____________
      *Note to self…never put the oil on your feet and drop it * :crying:

    • coco creamy

      @Harlem Dont worry I gone get this thing down pack. I got to, Ima show his AZZ. :lol:

    • Who Dat

      Here’s the thing; he can converse well enough to keep up with me, he’s tall like I like and he is very good looking…
      ————————————————-
      Well we gonna shave that ear fur right on out then sis…if he tall then that might mean he got the swang dang dizzle. :yes: BUT we are putting DOS rubbers on his Fine Fertile Freddy azz and then yall can gone head on chile. We as womens gotta stop being picky.

    • MissHarlem

      KY KY KY what we gonna do with our KY :lol:

    • coco creamy

      @Ty are u picking at me toooooooo :wail: Yall heffa’s make me not wanna dance no mo :kona:

    • Diva

      What ya’ll talmbout in here? I been shopping all fuggin moaning!!!! Now I’mma just wait on these packages to arrive. *pours a glass of Moscato*

    • KyCakes

      Donna del Gatto says:

      @Ky

      Girl, I ain’t saying that you should judge the man…but 7 kids is ALOT. Did he have them with one woman or multiple women? Like was he married before and they had a brood, but now he’s single? If he had them with multiple women that would kind of make me step back and wonder about his life…and no car, ummm…..yeah…does he have a job? Does he use public transportation???
      ———————————————————————
      He was Married twice and that’s where the 7 chirruns come from.
      He does have a job.
      I haven’t confirmed the lack of transportation yet.

      Yeah, for real, if he just had seven kids with no commitment, I would skip like a rock over troubled waters. Just feeling it out for now
      and wanted to see what the Roses thought…

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Bedazzled His Razzle

      He was Married twice and that’s where the 7 chirruns come from.
      He does have a job.
      I haven’t confirmed the lack of transportation yet.

      Yeah, for real, if he just had seven kids with no commitment, I would skip like a rock over troubled waters. Just feeling it out for now
      and wanted to see what the Roses thought…
      —-
      that sounds better…give him a groomer and buy some magnums

    • Ty

      KyCakes says:

      Ty says:

      Here’s the thing; he can converse well enough to keep up with me, he’s tall like I like and he is very good looking…
      ______________
      Chile……
      ———————————————————————-
      So that’s a no?

      Look, like I said, I’m normally too picky for my own good.
      _____________
      Nothing wrong with being picky just be picky about the right things. Personally, I need a mate that can stimulate me mentally, has benefits and knows how to sell pitt bulls on the side if needed. I’m a go getter so I expect my spouse to be the same and he ain’t getting shyt with no vehicle. However, don’t settle if you are thinking long term. Personally I can’t have a future with someone with 7 kids because Im not going to be bothered with their azz :nono: We won’t even have shyt to talk about but all those damn kids :nono:

    • Donna del Gatto

      @Ky

      Oh ok…welp, I say get to know him and watch how he gets along in life…if nothing else y’all can be friends… :shrugs: just make sure he gets rid of that ear fur…I mean, since he’s good looking as it is I’m sure that little issue can be bothersome! :lol:

    • KyCakes

      Who Dat says:

      Here’s the thing; he can converse well enough to keep up with me, he’s tall like I like and he is very good looking…
      ————————————————-
      Well we gonna shave that ear fur right on out then sis…if he tall then that might mean he got the swang dang dizzle. BUT we are putting DOS rubbers on his Fine Fertile Freddy azz and then yall can gone head on chile. We as womens gotta stop being picky.
      ———————————————————————–
      This was my thinking, as well…

      I’s is tryin, here.. :wail:

      I don’t suppose you can ‘Nair’ a persons ear canal? :thinking:

    • anw_rootbeer

      uhhhh 417 copies *DEAD* That “fire crotch” song is HORRIBLE. NO lyrics, just hollin

    • Ty

      coco creamy says:

      @Ty are u picking at me toooooooo Yall heffa’s make me not
      _________
      No Creamy Im trying not bust my azz the next time I want to climb a tree :rofl:

    • Donna del Gatto

      Personally, I need a mate that can stimulate me mentally, has benefits and knows how to sell pitt bulls on the side if needed. <—– :smack: :lol: :yes:

    • KyCakes

      MissHarlem says:

      KY KY KY what we gonna do with our KY :lol:
      ——————————————————————-
      :ashamed: I know…I have enough issues for a subscription

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Ky
      If I asked you should I date a man with 7 kids what would your advice be to me?

    • Who Dat

      I think he is fuggable @Ky. He got 7 kids. That is some good dack most likely. So good bishes caint hop off in time. I say getchu some. He works….

      You aint tryna marry him :shrug: *throws @Ky a 12 pack*

    • Diva

      *pours another glass of Moscato*

      :whistle:

      This girl is on FIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • Bigbadwolf

      *Note to self…never put the oil on your feet and drop it *
      ____________
      :rofl: :hahaha: Im in my office ready to die from laugh-coughing

    • Bad Influence

      IHATEKDUBBBB :crying: @#179

    • Who Dat

      You just hate this part @His…

      So good bishes caint hop off in time. << part you hate

      His 2 ex-wives was playing just the tip and LOST. TERRIBLE :no:

      Them bishes need not play that game ever agane in LIFE. :no:

    • Bibi

      Beyond :dead: at yall :hahaha:

    • KyCakes

      @Choco I would be just as inquisitive as y’all have been…

      I told y’all what happened the last time some ninja told me he had 7 kids..he promptly got hung THEE fluck up on…but his kids we’re all under the age of ten and he had 6 different BM’s…

    • https://twitter.com/mistarie mistarie

      Entertainment Tonight broadcast journalist Rocsi Diaz…
      ~~~~~~~~~~

      I never thought I’d read that. I’m not a :hater: You did dat! *in my Tamar hoodrat voice*

    • Ty

      :rofl: Yall are going to learn to not speak the truth about Tip in Roseland :crying:

      Comments are closed :rofl: