Chris Brown’s mom defends his controversial Halloween costume
Singer Chris Brown knew his Halloween costume would incite rage in the Muslim world — so say his detractors who criticize his every move.
Brown posted an image of himself and his friends wearing Osama Bin Laden and “Taliban” costumes on Instagram. The images showing Brown, 23, and his crew wearing turbans, beards, guns and gun belts, angered Muslims around the world.
Brown and hs cohorts attended singer Rihanna’s Halloween party Thursday night.
From MTV:
Many of Brown’s fans defended his costume choice with comments like, “Imma say it like Breezy says it, … F— your opinions!!” Perhaps his most ardent defender was his mother, who took to Twitter on Thursday to tell her son he should just ignore the haters.
“Halloween is for fun, nothing more than just fun. Get a life please,” she wrote, adding, “So does this mean when we dress our kids as Satan we glorifying him or (is) it just out of fun???? … Keep smiling angel.”
Meanwhile, Brown was in court yesterday for a probation hearing. At one point Brown decided to say something, which was probably not a wise thing to do. His attorney, Mark Gerragos, politely told him, “I don’t dance, you don’t talk.”
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Mama Joyce spared him the rod one too many times
..still a clown..
Yayy! A rachett-who gives a damn-fuk it friday post!!!
the costume thing was beat to death yesterday, let it die there
it’s just a costume tho.
i saw a white boy dressed in black face as Whitney Houston in the bathtub and i don’t see anyone saying anything about him.
I dressed as catwoman, hope Peta doesn’t come looking for me
I agree with his mum.
But I also agree w/those who say it was in poor taste.
So…I’m on the fence.
Clever remark by his lawyer tho!
IT’S FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
“I don’t dance, you don’t talk” — priceless
@ Bella
i was a referee. hope the NFL & NBA don’t try to sue me because i didn’t get their express written consent.
Yo Yo Yo Whang! Whats on that there turn table of yours?
kingstonn says:
it’s just a costume tho.
i saw a white boy dressed in black face as Whitney Houston in the bathtub and i don’t see anyone saying anything about
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‘Zackly!
Or phedo Sandusky. NOBODY said ca-ca!
Chris just can NOT catch a break. All of this vitrol towards him might end up having the opposite effect…folks’ll feel so bad for him that it’ll end up to his favor.
Kingston…we are all going to hell for having too much fun…
AlluringlySweet says:
“I don’t dance, you don’t talk” — priceless
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Sounds like the line from Scandal
“You ornamental, not functional.”
You’re ornamental, not functional!
I don’t really think the costume was that offensive, nor will I be losing any sleep over it.
I’m just happy it’s Friday
On another note…people tend to defend their children. He offended some, yet he hurt NO ONE.
I hope aint nobody dressed they kid as Satan on Halloween *side eye! I understand what Joyce is saying but whatevs…Thats her baby and he cant do no wrong in her eyes
Happy Friday SR
Didn’t we beat the life out of this story already?
IMO, Anything this dude does is controversial
kingstonn says:
it’s just a costume tho.
i saw a white boy dressed in black face as Whitney Houston in the bathtub and i don’t see anyone saying anything about him.
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Exactly! I am so sick of the saltines and their “sensitivity.”
His lawyer: Clever
His Mom: What’s new with her
go on and on
Can’t understand how I last so long
I must have super powers
Rap 225 thousand hours
Get it calculated, do the math
I made 1,000 songs that made you move your a***
And for the last 300 months
I made 16 albums with me on the front
and they bump
Where you get your beats?
I heard 93 rappers say b*** like me
2 singers and 10 comedians
And I’m still gon’ yell it every time you see me in
What’s my favorite word?
B***
Why they gotta say it like $hort?
B***
You know they can’t play on my court
Can’t hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch
Blow the whistle
Blow the whistle
Blow the whistle
Blow the whistle
(Shakin so hard it looks like I have TWO bootys!!)
Does his momma have a man? Does she have something else to do than run her mouth defending her son’s every move? He don’t give a f*ck so, why does she? I hate titty baby boys/men!!! I super hate women who hold their boys from growing up to being accountable men. Shut the hell up and go find some d*ck that does not belong to your son.
Hey Cha!
Dd you see that uber cute pic of Bey and Blue. 
I saw a bunch of little devils on halloween. I think thats what Joyce means. We all have our rules. I wouldnt give away the toy guns that came in the pinata filler packs. My friend doesnt let her kid do any costume that is deemed “scary”.
GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO where
His lawyer told it like it T I IS…..
ReadingIsFundamental says:Does his momma have a man? Does she have something else to do than run her mouth defending her son’s every move? He don’t give a f*ck so, why does she? I hate titty baby boys/men!!! I super hate women who hold their boys from growing up to being accountable men. Shut the hell up and go find some d*ck that does not belong to your son.
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Wow RIF ….thats kinda harsh.
That’s her child they keep vilifying…I’m sure she’s about had it up to here!
B’sides people obviously keep asking HER for her opinions. She’s just giving honest answers.
And some of the shiat I seen fall up in the club on Halloween weekend….Lawd, Breezy had nothing on the fat azz Cats and Tigers that were loose baby!
I hate titty baby boys/men!!!
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@OTB…where did you see the pic of Bey and Blue??
Prosecutor: Illinois woman told children to pray, then stabbed them as they begged for lives
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/02/prosecutor-illinois-woman-stabbed-7-year-old-son-100-times-because-was-angry/#ixzz2B5P2EsL1
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going up yonder
to be with my LORD
Shut the hell up and go find some d*ck that does not belong to your son.
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can we like post this on a billboard somewhere?
i swear i HATE moms like that.
I don’t dance, you don’t talk.”
sorry sandy did not mean to add the link please dont ban me I SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PLS FORGIVE ME
pryn
Was Rhi Rhi’s costume really a bag of weed? I can’t find it online.
Shut the hell up and go find some d*ck that does not belong to your son.
…….
still can’f close my mouth on this one.
Prosecutor: Illinois woman told children to pray, then stabbed them as they begged for lives
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SO Sandy DONT BAN ME my MISTAKE SORRY
I’ll be back to check my login 
I think you can google it..Kita sent it to me then i saw it on the net..I think its a leak but from when she was younger? Or maybe its not evev her?
But Bey is holding her.
Then there is one with a bigger baby with LOTS of hair, bent over sleeping…IDK if thats her tho..
Grrrr.
making me think the one with her holding a baby is her because I cant find it anywhere now! Try B-ossip.
how many celeb mothers can we say” Shut the hell up and go find some d*ck that does not belong to your son”..Mamma Dee you listening bicth?
CHA CHA Real Smooth…
pretty gravi
I think this topic has past its expiration date.
However, the lawyer comment had me ROFL.
He doesn’t play, and you can tell he actually genuinely cares for CB and has his best interest at heart.
Shut the hell up and go find some d*ck that does not belong to your son.…….
where were these words of wisdom years ago when I was dating a mamma’s boy
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@Naija…how’s that 6 pack comin along?
I think I love his attorney.
Jay!
Was Rhi Rhi’s costume really a bag of weed? I can’t find it online
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??? I just saw her as a green lady. Lady Gaga was a cannabis queen with plants on her breasts.. Rih just was like lime green with a veil. :shrur:
Just because someone asks you for an opinion, doesn’t mean you have to give it. That is just my opinion. I have a child and I am very protective but sometimes our diarrhea of the mouth about our kids can halt them being able to grow on their own and speak for themselves.
@OTB…
thanks!
@ kita
i see you texted me back but my phone fell and i can’t be bothered to bend over to get it. i was gonna say i didn’t take them furballs anywhere cause i was drug to that haunted house.
@ Manuel
you still telling ppl you black?
I don’t know what Rihanna was but, that shyt was sexy.
you can tell he actually genuinely cares for CB and has his best interest at heart.
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This is
right? I bet the first time CB comes up a few pennies short with his paycheck, we’ll see how much “interest” he’ll have then.
@OTB Im gonna check Bossip… HEY PRETTY GIRL NAIJA…Thanks Luv
Did anyone watch that movie Meek Mill did on BET called Street..How old is that shyt and it was short as hail
I didnt know there was even a new post.
Of course she’s going to defend him.
MzWhang – chile *sniggles and puts away the halloween candies*…ummmmm I’s be working out and thangs
@SEXY AZZ KINGSTON
“@ Manuel
you still telling ppl you black? ”
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**looks at my skin**
I ain’t got to tell them that babe.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Just because someone asks you for an opinion, doesn’t mean you have to give it. That is just my opinion. I have a child and I am very protective but sometimes our diarrhea of the mouth about our kids can halt them being able to grow on their own and speak for themselves.
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I get where you’re coming from.
But some folks have such anomosity towards Chris..that even if his mum DID say “No comment…” they’d spin that to make it seem as though she’s so disguisted with Chris’ actions/words..or whatev they’re asking about..that she can’t even comment.
Basically I get her saying “look..I support my son..find something SERIOUS to worry about.”
@ cha cha
last time i saw a bet movie was the one with Megan good when she was that video girl.
@ kita
I’m still fussing at my bros for that sht.
@LUVN LIFE
“I didnt know there was even a new post.”
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@ Manuel
cause they can see that you’re pasty and white, right? gotcha.
NaijaGal says:
MzWhang – chile *sniggles and puts away the halloween candies*…ummmmm I’s be working out and thangs
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I wanna start..but the serious holidays are a-comin! (excuses, excuses..I know!)
but
to you!
@KINGSTON
Shut that pretty mouf of yours up!
Then there is one with a bigger baby with LOTS of hair, bent over sleeping…IDK if thats her tho.. Grrrr.
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OTB I seen that Pic IDK if it was Blue or Not but that was Priceless and kaute!
CHA CHA – I saw that ish and girl, no words…ummm E for effort?
<—the face I got for Bey for acting like she dont want ppl to see her baby. Bish.
@OTB
“<—the face I got for Bey for acting like she dont want ppl to see her baby. Bish."
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Most women love showin off their baby. Maybe the baby is startin to resemble Jay Z now.
OTB who is that in ur Gravie?
@Whang i saw Rih’s costume full length AND she is holding the weed in her hand.
That girl cray.
Lil boy’s mama had to come out and defend
Who’s next? Granny 
(bb)
@OTB yeah Im kinda over it! No Im not Im hella salty…how she gonna keep our niece in hiding, I need to know errything, when she first sits up, crawls, walks, first tooth..ect. Be and Jay off that shyt I dont like!:mad:
*shakes Man* That’s mean!
Hoburger No. 5
<—the Weeknd @LuVn
I know that’s yo man Kingstonn
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@OTB
“<—the face I got for Bey for acting like she dont want ppl to see her baby. Bish."
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Most women love showin off their baby. Maybe the baby is startin to resemble Jay Z now.
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the baby they carry is a staged baby the real baby never lvs the house she live in a bubble.
Most women love showin off their baby. Maybe the baby is startin to resemble Jay Z now.
Shat up
Such a lively bunch
I really think they carry “fake” babies sometimes too. I mean they’re real ppl just not Blue.
Be and Jay off that shyt I dont like!
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:lol I know its Bey! Miguel deleted that pic he took with her in the studio! But then he confirmed their collab.
She is such a B!
Cha Cha says:
@OTB yeah Im kinda over it! No Im not Im hella salty…how she gonna keep our niece in hiding, I need to know errything, when she first sits up, crawls, walks, first tooth..ect. Be and Jay off that shyt I dont like!:mad:
Right….thanks @ OTB, I saw the pic and I just texted Bey to let her know I dont appreciate being the last to know things. She prolly gonna say she got busy and forgot but she know I dont play that bout my GodChild. ….
it must be lunch time.
i smell rotting curry being warmed up.
Wait what
<–strained laughter
But why? Why carry a "fake" kid anywhere? Why wouldnt they just leave the baby at home with nanny/family..? Its not like she is school aged.
84
and Cha too 
OutsidetheBox says:
Wait what <–strained laughter
But why? Why carry a "fake" kid anywhere? Why wouldnt they just leave the baby at home with nanny/family..? Its not like she is school aged.
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so ummmmm Are you saying the Knowles should have common sense
Bey: I dont tweet.
Just tess meh.
@ Shaun…I’m taking this mess out my head and straightening my hair this weekend. I had to buy me a new flatiron, your child broke my last one.
*puts on some Janet for this ridiculously unfreaky Friday*
Baby, would you mind touching me ever so slowly
You’re making me quiver
And baby, would you mind undressing me
Making me feel sexy while in the moment
‘Cause I’m gonna bathe you, play with you, rub you, caress you
Tell you how much I’ve missed you
I just wanna touch you, tease you, lick you, please you
Love you, hold you, make love to you
And I’m gonna kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you deep inside me, ooh
I just wanna kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you, make you come too
That girl KNOW she got some baby-making music!
lol @ Kingston.
I saw what somebody brought to work one time and I went so far as to move the refrigerator to unplug the microwave because I knew her lazy ass wouldn’t go back there to check the plug. I felt sort of bad so, I offered to buy her take out cause she couldn’t warm up her nasty ass smelling food. I just wasn’t in the mood to smell that **** lingering all day. I smelled it just opening up the fridge.
@ Shaun..New age Michael Jackson tactic so ppl won’t know what she looks like.
I mean if you get seen with 5 different lil girls and never confirm or deny which one is her, noone knows what she looks like, no?
I could be wrong, it’s just my thoughts man! <—Blue Daddy voice
I wanna see this straight hairdo
I’m taking this mess out my head and straightening my hair this weekend.
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How often you straighten OTB?
Yall STILL ain’t naked?
OH NOOOOOO!
The dreaded “hair discussion.”
All yall hoes got nappy azz hair and no noe cares! Dayum!
@ Manuel
white dudes shouldn’t call our hair nappy.
I really dont think she is hiding her per se, I do think she is being “Beyonce the machine” about it tho. Drumming up more interest in her and her ba-bay thru the secrecy.
Rarely @Gelly. Just to get a trim. I did it in March too.
@KINGSTON
”
“white dudes shouldn’t call our hair nappy.
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All yall got “KINKY” azz hair!
Yeah you right all pub hair is nappy.
Especially if you cant pay your water bill to wash. <—your newest b!tch's problem…
@OTB
“I really dont think she is hiding her per se, I do think she is being “Beyonce the machine” about it tho. Drumming up more interest in her and her ba-bay thru the secrecy.”
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Beyonce’s a drunk.
@OTB
“Yeah you right all pub hair is nappy.
Especially if you cant pay your water bill to wash. <—your newest b!tch's problem"
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Um… her name is WINTER and she only had a few financial problems but her water wasn't cutt off!
Is it awful that I only straighten once a year thus only trimming once a year?
<—giving self a facial massage. I am so thankful its Friday but why pray tell is it only 2pm.
Beyonce’s a drunk.
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/stanning
Them eyes do be glassy tho. 
Fugg you man.
ReadingIsFundamental says: I saw what somebody brought to work one time and I went so far as to move the refrigerator to unplug the microwave because I knew her lazy ass wouldn’t go back there to check the plug. I felt sort of bad so, I offered to buy her take out cause she couldn’t warm up her nasty ass smelling food. I just wasn’t in the mood to smell that **** lingering all day. I smelled it just opening up the fridge.
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We have this LOON..who insists on warming up FISH in the very small break froom.
No matter how many “hints” we drop…he still does it.
And when folks walk in and very pointedly ask “WHATS THAT SMELL?”
He just keeps eating and reading the paper!
No it isnt @Gelly. If you dont handle your hair that much or you dont get many split ends or mid shaft splits, I dont see why you would trim.
Do you get single strand knots? I try to search and destroy but I know i cant get them all hence the trim. Im thinking aout ignoring them. A few YT gurus ignore theres.
OutsidetheBox says:
<—giving self a facial massage. I am so thankful its Friday but why pray tell is it only 2pm.
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Count ya blessings…it's only 11:15 here
We have this LOON..who insists on warming up FISH in the very small break froom.
No matter how many “hints” we drop…he still does it.
And when folks walk in and very pointedly ask “WHATS THAT SMELL?”
I know that was a politically correct reason
He just keeps eating and reading the paper!
………
Girl HR banned fish in our offices citing that certain ppl were allergic to fish. I was like “they allergic to the smell”?
Every now and then but I’m not very careful with my hair. If I see one I rip it off and keep moving. This head would be waaaay too time consuming if I let it. Problem is, I’m trying to get about 4 more inches and I seem to be stuck.
@OTB at the end of day I think their just being protective….the media drugged the hell outta Juelz
Why subject themselves to unnecessary torture 
There was an article in the career section of WSJ that clearly states employees should NOT warm up fish in the office breakroom!
Another item on that list was popcorn. That smell carries further than fish, and its insensitive to those around you to munch on popcorn while a mufukka’s mouth is salivating!!
ishandicapparkingnecessaryatSonic?
@bellllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Seem to be stuck?!?!
Ma’am youre ripping off them 4 inches!!!! 
Snip them with a dedicated pair of scissors. I keep a pair by my bed because I dont wear my hair out and I notice them most at bed time.
Ripping creates a new split, new splits mean easily broken hair, meaning no 4 inches!
Who drug Juelz? You mean all the quips about his looks? I see.
She still being a mc meany about her little cute ass baby. Hmph.
Bella Master says: Another item on that list was popcorn. That smell carries further than fish, and its insensitive to those around you to munch on popcorn while a mufukka’s mouth is salivating!!
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And you can ALWAYS trace the smell straight to the culprit! Especially if you are STARVIN.
What’s worse tho..is BURNT popcorn. O…M…G!
dancerrrrrrrrrr!!!!
been tooooo long!!!
I mean… I know… but I’ve gotten this far without extra effort. I just want the last 4 to be as easy
ewww burnt popcorn is the worst scent to get rid of
who’s big left tit is that next to Brown?? with the hair line to her shoulder blade??
I will fukk a kid up about burning popcorn in the microwave. It is one of my rage inducing items.
Dont do it.
That chit lingers in the house longer than any other smell period! OMG the learning curve we had to go thru when I started buying the single serve bags and they kept putting them on 3 minutes!
<—hates burnt fuggin popcorn..
i will punch Seans kidney clean out his back over burnt popcorn..
*continues munching on Bit o' Honeys*
hey yawl
s
Does anyone know how long you can go without retouching (relaxer) without the hair breaking off?
OutsidetheBox says:
I made the mistake of warming up a garlic-y dish upstairs. I will never do that agane! Folks was livid. Tombout is there a fyre? It was like a frozen dinner. Haters.
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Is there a fire!
OTB’s co-workers:
OTB …eating trying to be invisible ~~>
I just want the last 4 to be as easy <—-
Good luck!
Are you wearing it up? No brushing against your clothes or other things right? Time is the worst. That wait!
punch Seans kidney clean out his back
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*guzzles cran-strawberry juice*
i will punch Seans kidney clean out his back over burnt popcorn..
^^^^:rofl:
Kidney down…and out!
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*continues munching on Bit o’ Honeys*
Ive taken them all. Why the kids dont fukk with the bit of honeys?? Chit is deelish! *unwraps another*
I usually wear it up. I don’t think time is a factor for this part. I’ve been natural for like 8 years or something. I just think the obnoxious length I’m trying to get to will take like work… and effort… and patience *stank face*
Whang!
Me:
Them ..upon seeing its me: Oh! We thought..ummm.. *nervous faces*.. Its just DyShaun having lunch..
Me: Its not even ethnic. *takes a bite* Its Garlic Chicken.
Badddddd hey purdy heffa
@Jackson, chile i live for a bit o’ honey…mhm
My son goes trick or treating on Monday tho…its been postponed just like last year smh…i bought this candy for the kids on real halloween
now im raping the bowl..
Lemondrop says:
Does anyone know how long you can go without retouching (relaxer) without the hair breaking off?;
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Hi Lemondrop…everyone’s hair is different so you have to know your hair and it can and cannot do. Right now am 3mths post relaxer. my hair responded well hardly no breakage but that’s because I wore buns (and other protective hairstyles) moisturized my new growth and ends EVERY night sometimes 2x a day. The key is keeping your hair moisturized.
@OTB
Lemondrop, it depends on the state and health of your hair. Relaxed hair is inherently damaged hair but with proper upkeep and technique you could go a long time.
Do some YT searches for “stretching relaxers”. Ive seem folks go 12-18 months. No chit.
My DDs, the longest Ive been able to take them without breakage is 14 weeks.
thoughts on the Best Man sequel???
@Gelly, hmmm are we *points at you and back at me* acquainted suga??
@Whangggggggggggggggg
hey bewthang
Bella Master says:
ewww burnt popcorn is the worst scent to get rid of
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and BURNT hair…what ya’ll talmbout? *sips lime-a-rita*
S/N we drankin tho!
miss yaw!!!
I just think the obnoxious length I’m trying to get to will take like work… and effort… and patience *stank face*
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NaijaGal says:
thoughts on the Best Man sequel???
@bad!! hey beauty
@Bad, no punkin, we haven’t met yet
NaijaGal says:
thoughts on the Best Man sequel???
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why??
@Naija,
they not doing that….are they? why dnt they just leave shat alone!! 
lawd Morris was so fine in that movie…
Best Man sequel???
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Oh thats on the table? Thats one of my fav movies! I’ll prolly hate the sequel. Shucks.
tryna touch ass OTB… straightened of course… just tryna touch some shoulders or something curly smh
Best Man sequel? That’s a joke right?
I don’t get it =/
and BURNT hair…
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My mama, bless her country superstitious heart, will make you burn your hair so birds dont get it..and make a nest with it…and then you go bald.
I grew up with her yall. keep me on your prayer lists.
Fay Fay
Dont hit that chit and get lazy. Save it! 
Yup yall…got it greelit, set to release November 2013…everybody is back
@Fay were ju moving too??
@Gelly, Well hello to yewwwwwwwwww *takes a bow* Im Bad Influence, im the nicest most humble bish on this here blog. I cook, twerk and smoke loud as a hobby
nice 2 meet u 
NaijaGal says:
thoughts on the Best Man sequel???
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My thoughts are I never saw the original.
When are these movie producers gorn learn to leave well enough alone?
OutsidetheBox says:
and BURNT hair…
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My mama, bless her country superstitious heart, will make you burn your hair so birds dont get it..and make a nest with it…and then you go bald.
I grew up with her yall. keep me on your prayer lists.
what does this even mean?
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My mama, bless her country superstitious heart, will make you burn your hair so birds dont get it..and make a nest with it…and then you go bald.
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BAD ‘FLU
*if only you knew how much I do…do 
you* 
Does anyone know a good YT vid to watch to learn to braid? I’ve seen a couple and they didn’t help.
OutsidetheBox says:
and BURNT hair…
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My mama, bless her country superstitious heart, will make you burn your hair so birds dont get it..and make a nest with it…and then you go bald.
I grew up with her yall. keep me on your prayer lists.
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OMG! My grandmother was adamant about this!!! She always burned hair from all combs and brushes!!!!
Sandra Rose says:
NaijaGal says:
thoughts on the Best Man sequel???
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My thoughts are I never saw the original
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you missed an entertaining movie my good woman…they had plenty of eye candy for you
Jyou
were you going for joyous???
NaijaGal says:
Sandra Rose says:
NaijaGal says:
thoughts on the Best Man sequel???
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My thoughts are I never saw the original
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you missed an entertaining movie my good woman…they had plenty of eye candy for you
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Yes sireeeeeeeeeeeeee BOB
Bad Influence says:
@Gelly, Well hello to yewwwwwwwwww *takes a bow* Im Bad Influence, im the nicest most humble bish on this here blog. I cook, twerk and smoke loud as a hobby
nice 2 meet u 
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Nice to meet you too. What’s it take to get you to twerk sumn?
Divaaaaaaaaaaa hewwo mama
not that I’m asking you to right now or nothing *halo*
AlluringlySweet have you tried the cornrow one by BlackBeautyTips? i dont know how either tho.
Gelly, I’ve been drinking….you are new, right?
Im so ready to go. I am not about this work life today, but I am about this drank life though!!!
Sandra Rose says: My thoughts are I never saw the original.
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Remember when you were younger..and you’d be in your room talking freely w/your siblings or lil friends…
And suddenly your moms would appear outta NOWHERE and add to the conversation?!
And you’d be like…dh she come from?
That’s how Sandra does!
@Naija,
*theres a ribbon in the sky for our love*
Hi Jyous1.
I am on west coast time as well. I usually log in while sipping coffee from home to laugh at whatever is going on in here. (Ive been on here before with a log-in about 4-5 years ago then I lurked until recently when I re-registered) I drive in laughing at Steve Harvey on the radio. Then, I come in and put work on one screen and SR on the other screen and keep on laughing.
@Shaun…Got it 3-4 weeks ago. I need to wash and I refuse to wash this because it’s half synthetic
check your phone about my Blue followup
Yes Diva, I’m new
@OTB no I haven’t I’ll give it a looksie. I can braid my locs albeit crookdly but they’re braided! It’s my daughters Im having problems with.
Lime-A-Rita. … I have a shelf full at the house. I LOVE those! I sip about three of those and then two glasses of crown and coke… WHEW. Happy Friday!
@Gelly, bandz a make her dance
ask @OTB she stay making it rain on me 
Thanks @ WIP and OTB…going to look that up when I get home.
@NaijaGal Yep, I was trying to be all clever and ish but I guess not!
@Milky Thanks!
Hey Hizzy!
Milky says:
jyous1
Im so ready to go. I am not about this work life today, but I am about this drank life though!!!
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Pour me one Milkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Diva says:
OutsidetheBox says:
and BURNT hair…
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My mama, bless her country superstitious heart, will make you burn your hair so birds dont get it..and make a nest with it…and then you go bald.
I grew up with her yall. keep me on your prayer lists.
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OMG! My grandmother was adamant about this!!! She always burned hair from all combs and brushes!!!!
^^^^^^^^6
My people as well!
Cuz I thawt my fam was the onli-est ones.
Hey yall!
sits next to RIF that sounds like my type of party!!! How u doing?
DIMPZ! Gimme ur tits thanks…
Milky
hi luvmuffin..
I cannot believe that theres no ****ing gas in jersey. im not sitting at the gas station for 5 hours…nope.
I just did @Kita.
Thats crazy.
*Pokes Tisch in the eye*
where ju been bew!
@diva
here u go bew, rubs ur neck and shoulders….
looks at my inbox… *mumbles* i hate OTB and Kita…
she stay making it rain on me
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And I dont need to slip E in her drank.
MzTis
My grammy used to say if birds made a nest out of your hair..you’d go crazy. She also said people could get your hair from your brush..and put “roots” on you!
Also…if anybody was sweeping and they accidentally touched any part of her body w/the broom…she’d HAVE to spit on it. Cuz if not..she’d have bad luck.
@ ReadingIsFundamental Exactly! I have been comin on here for 2 years crackin up at all the Roses on my minimized sceen. It def is a much needed break from the hustle.
@GellySammich Thanks!
Bad!
They really had me earning my keep lately at the gig………phuk wrong wit dem?
MzTisch says:
Diva says:
OutsidetheBox says:
and BURNT hair…
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My mama, bless her country superstitious heart, will make you burn your hair so birds dont get it..and make a nest with it…and then you go bald.
I grew up with her yall. keep me on your prayer lists.
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OMG! My grandmother was adamant about this!!! She always burned hair from all combs and brushes!!!!
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My people as well!
Cuz I thawt my fam was the onli-est ones.
Hey yall!
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I just throw that chit in the trash, ain’t nobody got time to burning no hair in 2012 ummkay. Hey Tisch
mzwhang90210 says:
MzTis
My grammy used to say if birds made a nest out of your hair..you’d go crazy. She also said people could get your hair from your brush..and put “roots” on you!
Also…if anybody was sweeping and they accidentally touched any part of her body w/the broom…she’d HAVE to spit on it. Cuz if not..she’d have bad luck.
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I thinks you iz my my cuzzo or something. What about splitting the pole when you walking down the street? If she said that, I will see you at Thanksgiving.
@ His…We only discussing Bey and Blue
mzwhang90210 says:
MzTis
My grammy used to say if birds made a nest out of your hair..you’d go crazy. She also said people could get your hair from your brush..and put “roots” on you!
Also…if anybody was sweeping and they accidentally touched any part of her body w/the broom…she’d HAVE to spit on it. Cuz if not..she’d have bad luck.
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that shait ain’t true!!!!! where these olds folks come up with all that humbug?
To this day…my mommy say if somebody sweep you with a broom you going to jail.
Are you new @Gelly?? Welcome purty lady
@ Diva……Hey Mama
I’m not going to lie, I do too! But, I will burn it if my momma is around.
@Tisch, dnt u love when people hire u and actually expect u to work. i be tryna tell my boss “btch its popping in the Rihanna post! do ur own damn pre-testing!!!”
she dnt hear me tho.. #thenerve
Cuz I thawt my fam was the onli-est ones
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My mom is uber religious and superstitious. Chit dont even equate.
I told my white coworker her baby was “moving out of the way for another baby” when she started walking at 8 months. She came in about three weeks later asking how did I know she was pregnant.
I was like, “duhhh everybody know that babies move out of the way…right?”
Them:
Then I had to go into an uncomfortable history of cultural superstitions. I was glad though because another woman said her Peruvian family says the same thing. So its not just us.
@Milky
To this day…my mommy say if somebody sweep you with a broom you going to jail. that shait ain’t true!!!!! where these olds folks come up with all that humbug?
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right!! Or throwing salt over yo shoulder?? Umm ma’am Im blinding whoever is behind me!!
Thanks @ Ms. Diva!
Diva says:
mzwhang90210 says:
MzTis
My grammy used to say if birds made a nest out of your hair..you’d go crazy. She also said people could get your hair from your brush..and put “roots” on you!
Also…if anybody was sweeping and they accidentally touched any part of her body w/the broom…she’d HAVE to spit on it. Cuz if not..she’d have bad luck.
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To this day…my mommy say if somebody sweep you with a broom you going to jail. that shait ain’t true!!!!! where these olds folks come up with all that humbug?
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Or a man has to walk in your front door on New Years Day first or you will be broke all year. Wtf?
Also…if anybody was sweeping and they accidentally touched any part of her body w/the broom…she’d HAVE to spit on it. Cuz if not..she’d have bad luck.
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House rule! Dont sweep ppl feet. theyll go to jail.
;lol:
MzTisch says: I thinks you iz my my cuzzo or something. What about splitting the pole when you walking down the street? If she said that, I will see you at Thanksgiving.
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I’ll be brangin the potato salad then…cuz HUNTAY yes!
To this DAY ..I will NOT split a pole.
Big Buddy’s dumbass would break the brooms. I told him, if that shyt is TRUE, you just sealed your bad luck also, you owe me 10.00 for that broom you just broke.
@Dimpz, u know ion like to be no damn “.” get your life and find Jacksons for her please… and did u gimme tits?
u fuggin up 2day missy
“moving out of the way for another baby”
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irks me to the CORE when people say that to me
Bad Influence says:
@Tisch, dnt u love when people hire u and actually expect u to work. i be tryna tell my boss “btch its popping in the Rihanna post! do ur own damn pre-testing!!!”
she dnt hear me tho.. #thenerve
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They just don’t get it. Phuckkas……
MzTisch says:
@ Diva……Hey Mama
I’m not going to lie, I do too! But, I will burn it if my momma is around.
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Whew chile
My momma say when you’re on your monthly you not supposed to hold anyone’s baby cause you will make em strangle. I told my co-worker this one!!!! She said her momma (hispanic) said the same thing
@ His…We only discussing Bey and Blue
And she know she dont want no parts of that! 
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SN: I have a date tongiht. *blows nails* Like a real one. Like he asked me out and chit. Not just my BD. lolololol
Or a man has to walk in your front door on New Years Day first or you will be broke all year. Wtf?
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Or dont let a black cat cross your path??? where in the entire hail am I walking up on a damn black cat?? An alley?
Jyous1 says:
@NaijaGal Yep, I was trying to be all clever and ish but I guess not!
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no clowning on my end…you ever have where you feel your mind is playing tricks on you…kept looking like is the o supposed to be…and so forth and so on…welp now that you’re official what level SPF (Sandrarose Protection Factor) you got
Yes Dancer I’m new. Thanks!
dancerbee93 says: right!! Or throwing salt over yo shoulder?? Umm ma’am Im blinding whoever is behind me!!
DANCER gooooooooo awayyyyyyyyyyyy! 
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@Gelly,
Hey! Sawwwy, I say it OFTEN. And it is always true. Baby be rolling over and sitting up at 3 months. Oooops, mama preggo at 6 week check-up…….
To this DAY ..I will NOT split a pole.
I even make my kids walk back around them
GellySammich says:
“moving out of the way for another baby”
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irks me to the CORE when people say that to me
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My granny use to say sneeze three times in a row you pregnant
my mother used to make me turn around and walk my ass around the pole if i split it. i used 2 feel like a tard’ but ol’ girl wouldnt move unless i did it…she also will flip if u put a hat on a bed in her presence. Men cant wear hats indoors and some shyt about not opening an umbrelly in the crib…my mother is a mess..
Thank you Dancerbee!
also, you owe me 10.00 for that broom you just broke. <— see!!
bad luck!!!
Are we glorifying Satan? Yes. That may not be the intent. But yes.
OutsidetheBox says:
SN: I have a date tongiht. *blows nails* Like a real one. Like he asked me out and chit. Not just my BD. lolololol
you like him? Yes? No? Maybe?
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aww chit
It aint been true over THIS way Tisch. I don’t think my baby is moving fast but old church ladies keep telling me he’s getting out of the way.
MzTisch says:
@Gelly,
Hey! Sawwwy, I say it OFTEN. And it is always true. Baby be rolling over and sitting up at 3 months. Oooops, mama preggo at 6 week check-up…….
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My mama told my daughter she better not be shaking them sheets until after her 6 weeks checkup!I echoed it She said grandma……
<—- gravi check
waiting for Milky to jump in the driver's side so we can drive our tipsy ass*s down the coast.
@ Shaun…I be tellin dude to lay off with that superstition talk too. One minute he covered cause he grew up in church and the next he cryign about his foot being swept.
He also told me when we moved into our current place that he had his momma bless our old place when we moved in. I looked at him and said, you remember how life started out and ended there? Keep you mama and her smoke and oils outta my damned house.
When I say gravi check… damn*t, I need for MLK to take a back seat and pop up that car that me and Milky are about to go riding in!
dancerbee93 says:
My granny use to say sneeze three times in a row you pregnant
I thought you got good luck sneezing 3x in a row
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Men cant wear hats indoors and some shyt about not opening an umbrelly in the crib…my mother is a mess..
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right!!! My daughter loves opening umbrellas in the house running around like mary poppins and chit and I tell her azz Now you gave yo momma bad luck! she says why? Im like giiirl IDK yo grandma said that..she’s like granny just be saying stuff and dont make sense
Salutations to all
so be nice 
oh and
I thought you got good luck sneezing 3x in a row
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If thats good luck I dont want none
@ Naija – I have my armor on! Lol! Nah, ya’ll dont know me but ya’ll are my play cousins in my head- it’s all good!
See yall talking bout bad luck type shiat….My granny be serious with all of it. If a black Cat crosses the street in front of your car, you better go which ever way the black cat went. Im talking bout the very NEXT turn.
We cant wash clothes on New Years day because we might wash somebody out our life.
Its so many…
bad luck!!!
I'll keep my phone on incase dude is boring.
dancerbee93 says:
GellySammich says:
“moving out of the way for another baby”
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irks me to the CORE when people say that to me
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My granny use to say sneeze three times in a row you pregnant
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My momma be calling around to see who pregnant when she dreams about fish! smh
BETA
@ Gelly..Is that you in your gravi?
you like him? Yes? No? Maybe?
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I could! He’s funny! Successful!
But the jury is still out. I met him thru work and uhhh IDk how thats going to fare. Im only work me M-F, 10ish to 5ish. 
Shaun…I be tellin dude to lay off with that superstition talk too. One minute he covered cause he grew up in church and the next he cryign about his foot being swept.
How you praising the Lord ANNNNDD holding a rabbits foot?? And why in thee hail is a rabbits foot lucky anyway?
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Diva says:
dancerbee93 says:
GellySammich says:
“moving out of the way for another baby”
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irks me to the CORE when people say that to me
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My granny use to say sneeze three times in a row you pregnant
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My momma be calling around to see who pregnant when she dreams about fish! smh
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Yesssssssssss!
Keep you mama and her smoke and oils outta my damned house
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@ Dancer…Exactly! IONO
dancerbee93 says:
Men cant wear hats indoors and some shyt about not opening an umbrelly in the crib…my mother is a mess..
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My grandmother would cut yo azz iffin you walked in her house and opened an um-ber-rela (what she called it) if you pulled out an iron, scissors or a deck of playing cards on a Sunday
I must admit I always burn my hair when it comes out in a come or a brush. If someone sweep my feet. I grab the broom spit on it and then throw salt over my shoulders.
No one can whistle in my house (bad luck) you suppose to whistle outside
No umbrellas can be up in the crib
I always cook black eyed peas on new years day
oohhh..its so many things
We cant wash clothes on New Years day because we might wash somebody out our life.
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Seee this ish right here ^^
My aunt always says you have to have your christmas tree down before midnight new years eve or you will have bad luck for the new year
I’ll keep my phone on incase dude is boring.
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Praise God. Cause you know imma need a smoke break.
MzTisch says:
Diva says:
dancerbee93 says:
GellySammich says:
“moving out of the way for another baby”
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irks me to the CORE when people say that to me
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My granny use to say sneeze three times in a row you pregnant
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My momma be calling around to see who pregnant when she dreams about fish! smh
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Yesssssssssss!
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Calling me up talmbout, I dreamt of fish last night….umm ma it ain’t me…she say well it’s somebody close to you then! She don’t let it go….until she find out WHO is preggo!
MsDiva, I too was raised not to let nobody come ANYWHERE near my feet while they’re sweeping. Folks run from that broom like the plague
I recall many times in a public place where I see the broom coming and I look around to see who else is scared of it.
My momma be calling around to see who pregnant when she dreams about fish! smh
hitting too close to home. Mine came in the other day with that.
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@ Keesh….Your hair come out when you come?
Talk about a trick!
@ Keesh, I don’t play around with black cats- there was a dead one in my parking space at work two months ago and I haven’t parked there since!
And I still touch the roof of my car when riding over railroad tracks. Dont know how that one started but been doing it since I was a youngin’.
dancerbee93 says:
Shaun…I be tellin dude to lay off with that superstition talk too. One minute he covered cause he grew up in church and the next he cryign about his foot being swept.
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How you praising the Lord ANNNNDD holding a rabbits foot?? And why in thee hail is a rabbits foot lucky anyway?
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My friend is like that. She was worried about her father passing next because two family members passed away prior (People dying in threes). I said how are you going to be saved and praising the Lord and believing in that. She said it was in the Bible. Now, I’m the last one to argue with that because I can’t quote one line. So, is it? I’m leaning towards a NO!
257MzTisch says:
Diva says:
dancerbee93 says:
GellySammich says:
“moving out of the way for another baby”
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irks me to the CORE when people say that to me
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My granny use to say sneeze three times in a row you pregnant
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My momma be calling around to see who pregnant when she dreams about fish! smh
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Yesssssssssss!
I swear this is true…My Aunt or granny dreamed about fish everytime I got pregnant. I dreamed about a big azz fish a few years back and my lil cuzin was pregnant with twins..lol
<— Janet Jackson
Thanks Naijagal
dancerbee93 says:
We cant wash clothes on New Years day because we might wash somebody out our life.
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Seee this ish right here ^^
My aunt always says you have to have your christmas tree down before midnight new years eve or you will have bad luck for the new year
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New Year’s eve my momma say you gotta have money in your purse/wallet to bring over into the new year cause if not you will be broke all year long. She will go to the atm to get her money for her purse
My aunt always says you have to have your christmas tree down before midnight new years eve or you will have bad luck for the new year
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This chit is true! That year I left my tree up being lazy trying to go party in Miami…I met Ma’am daddy that next year! BAD LUCK!!!!
How about you HAVE to cook something green for dinner on New Year’s Day so you will have money for the year? Who comes up with this mess?
OutsidetheBox says:
My momma be calling around to see who pregnant when she dreams about fish! smh
hitting too close to home. Mine came in the other day with that.
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Careful on your date!
Hello Dancerbee93
ReadingIsFundamental says:
<—- gravi check
waiting for Milky to jump in the driver's side so we can drive our tipsy ass*s down the coast.
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come on lets go. wait grabs more dranks
@gelly “rofl: I thought that was acutally you!! You tombout ur hair and all I just thought..well…nevermind
@ Keesh…Sorry, I was bored.
@ Gelly….Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh NOW I see it!
Calling me up talmbout, I dreamt of fish last night….umm ma it ain’t me…she say well it’s somebody close to you then! She don’t let it go….until she find out WHO is preggo
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MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Keesh….Your hair come out when you come?
Talk about a trick
lol..No a lot…but what ever comes out I burn it…I will NOT throw it in the garbadge or flush it.. :nonono:
Milky says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
<—- gravi check
waiting for Milky to jump in the driver's side so we can drive our tipsy ass*s down the coast.
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come on lets go. wait grabs more dranks
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where you taking my dranking buddy WIP?
come on lets go. wait grabs more dranks
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dont leave me chic!!!
Don’t let nobody get a hold of your nail clippings!
I learnt that from Sopranos 
<—– seats 4. Milky driving, that's me in the passenger seat. Where my back seat drinkers at???
OutsidetheBox says:
Calling me up talmbout, I dreamt of fish last night….umm ma it ain’t me…she say well it’s somebody close to you then! She don’t let it go….until she find out WHO is preggo
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This is the script. They be like, “Mhhmmm well let me call xyz…” lmaooooo
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Yep, she be on it like a detective…………
u cant wash nothin on New Years and a man has to be the first person to walk in the house. My mom was all into this crap!! Dont break a mirror it’s seven years bad luck. No hats on the bed. I could go on and on!!
(People dying in threes).
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IDK if its in the Bible. But my mama believes in this too. Death comes in threes.
dancerbee93 says:
@gelly “rofl: I thought that was acutally you!! You tombout ur hair and all I just thought..well…nevermind
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My hair is actually kinda like that cept no color added. I would show myself if I knew howta gravi quick change. I don’t wanna be lingering around for too long though.
@ New Girl…What the hell are they gonna do with them?
where you taking my dranking buddy WIP?
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right!! Milky just left us and chit
oh wait I lied. It seats 2. … going back to Hertz to get a more suitable ride.
Careful on your date!
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ReadingIsFundamental says:
<—– seats 4. Milky driving, that's me in the passenger seat. Where my back seat drinkers at???
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Now you talking……ION like the backseat cause I always sit in the front cause I get car sick! Soooooooooooo you gone switch me?
dancerbee93 says:
where you taking my dranking buddy WIP?
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right!! Milky just left us and chit
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bish ain’t caring about us no mo
ReadingIsFundamental says:
<—– seats 4. Milky driving, that's me in the passenger seat. Where my back seat drinkers at???
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Oh Shait im drunk drivin. This da shait. got dancer in the backseat Shamone Diva. RIF keep puttin the drank to mouth every 10 min!
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Diva says:
dancerbee93 says:
We cant wash clothes on New Years day because we might wash somebody out our life.
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Seee this ish right here ^^
My aunt always says you have to have your christmas tree down before midnight new years eve or you will have bad luck for the new year
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New Year’s eve my momma say you gotta have money in your purse/wallet to bring over into the new year cause if not you will be broke all year long. She will go to the atm to get her money for her purse
Yeap thats right. Befor the New Year comes in you have to have your entire house clean, money in your purse, clothes washed up and gas in your tank, food in your fridge, this way you will have all these things through out the year. Well thats what my Granny Bell says
OutsidetheBox says:
(People dying in threes).
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IDK if its in the Bible. But my mama believes in this too. Death comes in threes.
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The heaux said it was. Ran some script talking about the father, son, holy ghost. Don’t get me to lying. But, it sounded suspect.
OutsidetheBox says:
(People dying in threes).
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IDK if its in the Bible. But my mama believes in this too. Death comes in threes.
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I believes in this one!!!!! It seems like there are always three in row.
IDK if its in the Bible. But my mama believes in this too. Death comes in threes.
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yea I believe this.. When MJ and Farrah Fawcett died my momma was like “whos next?” Then BAM the oxy clean man
MzTisch says:
How about you HAVE to cook something green for dinner on New Year’s Day so you will have money for the year? Who comes up with this mess?
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Cabbage/Green = Dollars
Black Eyed Peas = Coins
Everybody gots to cook they own in their house!
are they really the same thing though Dancer? I mean not to put more value on one person’s life over the other… but MICHAEL JACKSON and the oxy clean guy?! =/
My crazy grandmother does not know how tall she is (mind you she’s 84) because she says people only get measured for caskets and refuses to let the doctor measure her height LMAO!!!
My mother is crazy about hats or purses on the bed. She says leaving your purse on the bed or the floor will make you broke. I usually don’t follow her superstitions but can’t take no chances on being broke so I make sure my purse is not on the floor or the bed. I could go on forever with the crazy puerto rican superstitions.
dancerbee93 says:
where you taking my dranking buddy WIP?
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right!! Milky just left us and chit
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that would be RIF who rode off into the sunset with ur drinking buddy. she went bacl to hertz to get a 4-seater so you can ride with them.
bish ain’t caring about us no mo
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(in my shaggy voice) it wasn’t me.
dancerbee93 says:
IDK if its in the Bible. But my mama believes in this too. Death comes in threes.
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yea I believe this.. When MJ and Farrah Fawcett died my momma was like “whos next?” Then BAM the oxy clean man
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Now I’m not superstitious at ALL….but on/day after Halloween I heard of 3 ppl passing. I didn’t know them personally but I knew someone close to them.
O’an as far as MJ and Farrah….it was Ed MacMan (sp) that died with them. Somebody said he was at the pearly gates like:
“Heeeeeeeerrrrreeeee’s Michael and Farrah!” …like he use do down when he announced Johnny Carson.
GellySammich says:
are they really the same thing though Dancer? I mean not to put more value on one person’s life over the other… but MICHAEL JACKSON and the oxy clean guy?! =/
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you aint chit right now!!! leave now 