How to Explain the Elmo Gay Sex Scandal to Your Kids (A photo illustrated Guide)

Justin Bieber and Elmo

Even before Frank Ocean or Anderson Cooper set foot outside of their closets, the gay agenda has been working feverishly to indoctrinate, I mean teach your children to lovingly accept the gay lifestyle as normal.

Now that the Elmo gay sex scandal is splashed across front pages all over the country, it will probably be more difficult to shield your children from gay sexual innuendoes — even on Sesame Street.

Kevin Clash, the 52-year-old puppeteer who has his hand up the back of Sesame Street’s most famous puppet, has been outed as a gay man who prefers to wine and dine teenage boys. How will parents explain that to their inquisitive adolescents?

Justin Bieber and Elmo

Luckily for you parents, Gawker has created an illustrated guide making it easier for parents to explain (in graphic detail) the Elmo gay sex scandal to your children. The guide is illustrated with photos featuring Elmo, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama dolls.

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    112 Responses to “How to Explain the Elmo Gay Sex Scandal to Your Kids (A photo illustrated Guide)”

    1. 1
      VDot says:

      :rofl:

      I can’t breath

      “whose his hand up the back of Sesame Street’s most famous puppet”

      :dead: and :ghost:

    2. 2
      lovelyaries says:

      :dead:

    3. 3
      free says:

      why are you bringing your boo anderson cooper into this mess?

    4. 4
      bubblicious says:

      This is stupid and unnecessary.

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      kingstonn says:

      why does that doll look like Justin bieber? omg.. i can’t… :dead:

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      brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

      :kona:

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      WorkInProgress says:

      :hahaha:

    10. 10
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      This is so far inappropriate and talking about pedophile acts like it’s a gay agenda joke is sickening.

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      free says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says: That second pic…

      **************

      :rofl:

    12. 12
      luVn_liFe... says:

      :rolleyes:

    13. 13
      Trendsetter says:

      not funny

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Justin has dolls and lipgloss out..you aint know?

      Anyways… wtf is gawker on??

    15. 15

      Is nothing sacred anymore :shrugs: My poor Elmo

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      Bad Influence says:

      OMG Im at my desk hollering :dead:

      that second pic tho..

      *slaps knee*

      :hahaha:

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      cougar lover says:

      :hahaha: <—- at these post so far.

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      Donna del Gatto says:

      :wtf: Sandra…. :no: to these pictures and the Justin Beiber, Barack Obama dolls!

    19. 19
      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      and nail polish! :yes:

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      69 says:

      Honycoatd says:

      Had sex all through Sunday night until around 11 am Monday morning
      ____________________________________________________

      Are your walls still in tact? :waiting:

    21. 21
      Tainted_Love says:

      :waves:

      Hey Fam

      This had me: rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Jumps in Choco’s gravatar… you done ran in and outta here for a few days and took the damn bathroom sink with you knowing damn well people in here need to wash their mouth out. -steals a fresh toothbrush out of the drawer. Ok, I’m done -jumps out. Happy Thursday!

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      bubblicious says:

      This is stupid and unnecessary
      ___________________

      Very!!!!!!!!

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      Bad Influence says:

      ok it stopped being funny here: “The guide is illustrated with photos featuring Elmo, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama dolls.”

      u really need 2 cut it out.. :stop:

    26. 26
      69 says:

      His

      :kiss: you is my bew now. I dumpted Fayla but I still love huh doe. Jut not lih I do u. :lick:

    27. 27
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @Intense
      From downstairs :yes: im hearing the :wtf: my Tia who im close with,said she dont mind either way..she said Your brother said your acting Stank and Brand new :rolleyes:
      I like it,GET used to it!

      @ HIS >>>>Me&U<<<< are here!
      Bad Influence says:
      im with u. its just me, my son and my bew. im cooking my ass off but im only cooking for us 3…my son will be my cooking buddy and my man shall be pouring my drinks and rolling my loud ALL DAY while im cooking. im too excited 4 a quiet turkey day…
      ~ ~ ~
      my get up is the other way around my son pours my dranks and my hubby helps cook he loves it!~

    28. 28

      Do they have that doll in a bending position?????????

      #icant

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      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      POOR ELMO GETTING DRAGGED THRU THE MUD AND HIS ARSE ISN’T EVEN DIRECTLY INVOLVED-SMH!!

    30. 30
      MissHarlem says:

      The purpose of this post is what?

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      WorkInProgress says:

      OMG. I only say the first 2 pics. I didnt click on the “read more” link. am going to hell in a Hermes.

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      cougar lover says:

      why is elmo lookin’ like, “O…..M….G….nah nicca we don’t do that thurr on says’me street fool” in that second pic.

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      Angiegirl says:

      I dont see how its anything that I need to explain to my child since she doesnt surg blogs all day to even see this mess even occured. A responsible parent shields their child from things like this, and only lets them watch Sesame Street for its educational purposes….Not to see if Bert and Ernie sliding them twin beds together at night :coffee:

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      Keesh says:

      I cant and wont….see yall in the next post.

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      Bad Influence says:

      @69, i sent u salutations 2 posts ago! u better stop loving me late bew :chase: :hug:

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      scorpio says:

      bubblicious says:

      This is stupid and unnecessary.

      ———————————————————————–
      I agree. why would parents need to even bring this up. I’m sure the kids aren’t even aware of what has happened with this story. Again adults are the ones who act out their grown up knowledge on the kids, who dont even know what all this is about.

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      bubblicious says:

      Always talking about a gay agenda. Most kids young enough to still love Elmo won’t be worried about this. It will be the adults pushing their anti-gay agenda that will make it an issue for their children.

    38. 38

      Any parent that IS DISCUSSING this ^^^^ Elmo situation with their kid should be slapped anyway

      How the hell they know what’s going on UNLESS you allow it :huh:
      #nooffense

    39. 39
      Bad Influence says:

      who placed Elmos hand ever so gently over his furry crotch? who posed these dolls? :huh: ion’eem know what 2 say. fugg it :nono:

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      Who Dat says:

      “whose his hand up the back of Sesame Street’s most famous puppet”

      ———————————-
      ksajdsnfsnfhufbnusjfnjxsfnhxvx time for me to go to lunch.

      :wail: sofvjmri9fgklmdfgl,d 7erbwheb eufhpsf tmietierm (on my keyboard again…just laid OUT)

      Beibs is bent OVER… assuming the position….I caint. And I wont.

      I pure got SNOT.
      BYE.

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      scorpio says:

      Another thing, the boy tried to sensationlize the story by saying he was 16. He was 18 even though there is still a wide age difference, dude knew what he was doing.

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      Donna del Gatto says:

      I mean, when I was a kid and Pee Wee Herman got busted :jack: in a movie theater I didn’t need mom’s to “demonstrate” shyt to me… this is soooo unnecessary…

    43. 43
      Diva says:

      *clears throak* @69

    44. 44

      :rofl:
      I just went to the Gawker website! rolfmao!

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      kingstonn says:

      ommmmg @ his
      go home! :dead:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      <——- made the mistake of clicking on the link… :obama: is justin's lawyer, a shark is TMZ and elmo is sitting at the computer with vaseline :ashamed: I just wanted to see if they were for realz..clearly they are not. They need to be strung up by the toes by Sesame street for the foolery on that site. No responsible parent should have the need to explain this mess to their child for any reason.

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      Who Dat says:

      Second pic:
      Elmo look like: WHAT in the FUGG….is this muthafawkin DOING…???

      Bussin his cheeks wide open like this…???

      sdcmksfnfnurebbdsyoew9042984_qiw rirew eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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      kingstonn says:

      at least they used the Prez Obama as lawyer tho.

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      Diva says:

      What is there to explain? This is totally not necessary IMO!

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      :lol: @furry crotch

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      Bigbadwolf says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Any parent that IS DISCUSSING this ^^^^ Elmo situation with their kid should be slapped anyway

      How the hell they know what’s going on UNLESS you allow it
      #nooffense
      __________________________
      :yes: I was thinking the same thing. My youngest is just old enough that he doesn't watch "baby shows" anymore, he has no clue what's going on. They don't talk about it on the cartoon channels

    52. 52

      @BEDAZZLED

      I was rollin on that pic of them two ‘spooning!’ ROFLMAO!

      Them ninjas on some other chit over there.

    53. 53
      J Said it! says:

      Ya gotta chilllllll

    54. 54
      Sandra Rose says:

      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      POOR ELMO GETTING DRAGGED THRU THE MUD AND HIS ARSE ISN’T EVEN DIRECTLY INVOLVED
      ______________

      Well, technically, Elmo’s “arse” is involved in a roundabout kind of way. :lol:

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      Milky says:

      The guide is illustrated with photos featuring Elmo, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama dolls.

      __________________________
      @Sandra why do u have to brang our POTUS into everythang. and our POTUS is not gay so why is he even in the illustration?

      im not ready to talk to my little ones about sex let alone tryin to explain gaysex to them!! GTFOH!!

    56. 56
      Angiegirl says:

      Whoever had me google that dayum PumKash commercial has just reserved a one way first class ticket to heyul!!! :fuss: :rofl: :ghost:

    57. 57
      Bibi says:

      :dead: @Sandra

    58. 58
      Betamax82 says:

      Awwww I just saw pic of Tameras baby boy so cute

    59. 59
      kingstonn says:

      :dead: @ Sandra.
      where is Mr.Noodle? and Dorothy?

    60. 60
      Honycoatd says:

      Did Elmo the doll have intercourse with an 18 yr old? I think not.

      So why is Elmo being the face of an act that happened between a 52 yr old and 23 yr old?

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      bubblicious says:

      @HONY

      Cause it’s funny. Ha ha.

    63. 63
      kingstonn says:

      :lol:
      i knew that was coming.. :rolleyes:

    64. 64
      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      @HONEY

      MY POINT EXACTLY!!

      MEDIA LOVES THIS NONSENSE, TRYING TO TIE THIS PERVERSION AND SCANDAL TO SESAME STREET AND ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER~

    65. 65
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Bad Influence says:

      OMG Im at my desk hollering

      that second pic tho..

      *slaps knee*

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      ME TOO!!!!

    66. 66
      prynsexxx says:

      Why is Elmo’s hand in his lap though? BYE!

    67. 67
      Bird says:

      I don’t have to explain it. My baby is not aware of this situation.

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      prynsexxx says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      Well, technically, Elmo’s “arse” is involved in a roundabout kind of way. :lol:
      ________________________

      *crickets*

      <—– doesn't get it :shrug: :tea:

    69. 69
      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      @SR

      Well, technically, Elmo’s “arse” is involved in a roundabout kind of way.

      YAL NEED TO :pray: MY EYES ARE BURNING JUST SEEING ELMO IN SUCH A COMPROMISING POSITION PICTURED ABOVE :ashamed:

    70. 70
      scorpio says:

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Just saw the post on the escort. Dude looks crazy! Now it’s clear why he did what he did. LOL…..

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      Who Dat says:

      Why is Elmo’s hand in his lap though? BYE!

      ————————————-
      :wail: Elmo jacking…

      :ghost:

    72. 72
      Milky says:

      Why is Justin Bieber doll lookin back at it? :whistle: LOOK BACK AT IT! LOOK BACK AT IT!

    73. 73
      NaijaGal says:

      wack…lame…wack…lame…gotta laugh at a lesbian talking about the gay agenda :shrug:

    74. 74
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      @Milky the prez is playing the lawyer :lol:

    75. 75
      Milky says:

      hell in a handbasket with gasoline drawers!

    76. 76
      Who Dat says:

      I hope Jim Henson come back and haunt the PURITY FOCK out of whomever got Elmo jackin to Biebs spreading em like that on that sofa.

      :rofl:

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      kingstonn says:

      :dead: @ the pics of Blac Chyna on another site.
      bish is shaped like a beluga whale! :rofl:

    78. 78
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      @Man

      I had to take an extra breath or two after laughing. they were dead wrong for it and need to be strung up…but aint no denying that it was funny.

    79. 79
      Honycoatd says:

      Blk Beauty Naija,

      Hi Queenie… How are you?

      Have you seen any good Naija films lately?

    80. 80
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      “Some fibs can never be taken all the way back. Elmo never emailed friends from his work computer ever again, and also never spoiled his dinner by eating too many cookies because those are both things it is bad to do.”
      ——-
      you sick fawks at gawker :rofl:

    81. 81
      Who Dat says:

      Ummm where has Dee Dee (Redeemed) been since I came back?

      She not up here with her Sodom and Gonorrhea speech(es) since the Elmo scandal?

    82. 82
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      @Kdubb havent seent ha in a min

    83. 83

      bish is shaped like a beluga whale!
      ______________________
      :rofl:

    84. 84
      Bird says:

      A light bulb just went off in my head. I going to get a luxurious Solange afro wig for next week’s vacation. I’m suddenly even more excited. :yahoo:

    85. 85
      Honycoatd says:

      Birdie,

      That would look cute on you. But how do you know its a wig and not just puffy weave?

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      marquez269 says:

      Oh my Lord FAITH! (in my mama joe voice) :rofl:

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      Who Dat says:

      And what about the otha one who got mad cause I told her nigra really IS a word? She not up here with her homosexuality is WRONG and dayum it…yall KNOW its wrong… speech? Caint remma her log in. Swear I thought Elmo sex scandal was gonna brang ALL the religious fanatics out. :shrug:

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      iWhip says:

      KDub i been wondering where DeeDee been too during this Elmo mess.

      hey DeeDee! :hi:

      girl if i knowed it was really u that had signed my guestbook i woulda left yo comment! but there were no Bible references so i aint think it was u. i LMAO @chu tambout is juices & berries in it tho! :rofl:

      also one saturday u had left info about a website about some Hebrews or Israelites but when i copy & pasted it it was a dead link. do u mind reposting the name agane? TIA

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I love Gawker sites :lol:

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      Honycoatd says:

      Who is mama joe now? Is that like a sweet brown or is it your real mama?

    92. 92
      marquez269 says:

      @hony off soul food

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      Smonae80 says:

      :hug: Bad, looking cute gurl
      :rofl: at this phuckery

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      Bird says:

      Honycoatd says:

      Birdie,

      That would look cute on you. But how do you know its a wig and not just puffy weave?
      ***************

      I got the inspiration from reading a story where Solo posted on Twitter that the TSA agents made her take off her wig so they could search it. I actually thought it was her real hair all this time.

    95. 95
      Honycoatd says:

      Dubblets,

      They are over it! Enough is going on that even the blind will soon see it.

    96. 96
      Bird says:

      Oopsie. I spoke too soon on C Mili. Inside the game she was wearing a skully from an upcoming fashion line that Chris set Coochie up with. I still don’t like her dough.

    97. 97
      NaijaGal says:

      HONYCOATD :yahoo: how you been luv :hug: I haven’t watched any new Naija movies…have you seen Madam Success yet? you should if you haven’t…straight foolishness :lol:

    98. 98
      Honycoatd says:

      Birdie,

      Oh coolio… I think it will fit your face. Are you going to get it wavy curl like hers or that thick afro?

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      Milky says:

      @marquez hey boo! how u doin today!! Here :koolaid3:

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      NaijaGal says:

      MARQUEZ – ummmmm sir are you biting your lip in the pic? giving us your best morning wood pose? *you feeling better*? :hug:

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      Milky says:

      i nominate marques for the next morning wood post. sessy!!

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      Angiegirl says:

      Who Dat says:

      And what about the otha one who got mad cause I told her nigra really IS a word? She not up here with her homosexuality is WRONG and dayum it…yall KNOW its wrong… speech? Caint remma her log in. Swear I thought Elmo sex scandal was gonna brang ALL the religious fanatics out.
      ______________________

      That one got banned I believe, and Deemed made her last appearance in the post about the Game and cheating….she made a new friend there too :whistle:

    103. 103
      Honycoatd says:

      Naija Doll,

      I am really good… :hug: and yourself?

      I stay watch Naija and Ghanaian Films. At least 10 a week as long as they are not like more than 2 parts.

      I haven’t seen Madam Success yet… I am going to look for it.

      They have improved so much that I can’t get enough of them and signed up with a few different sites so I can watch them.

      Have you seen Sister of Virtue or Sinking Sands? Gosh they were really good and powerful messages.

      Where do you tend to get or watch your movies?

    104. 104
      NaijaGal says:

      Robert De Niro does not have time for Reindeer games. Especially coming from the Jigga man.

      According to Page Six, things got tensed between Jay and Rob De Niro the other night at Leonardo DiCaprio’s star studded birthday bash in New York. The event was stacked wall to wall with all of Leo’s celebrity friends like Jamie Foxx, Chris Rock and Jonah Hill, but things got interesting when Jay approached Robert De Niro’s table to say “Hello.” Apparently, De Niro had been trying to reach Jay-Z about recording a song for the Tribeca Film Festival earlier this year but Jay had been dodging his calls so he wasn’t too happy. According to sources at the event:

      “Bob was sitting at a table, and when Jay-Z went over to say hello, De Niro told Jay that he never called him back. Bob wasn’t in any mood to make polite conversation,” the spy says. “He told Jay that if somebody calls you six times, you call them back. It doesn’t matter who you are, that is just rude.”

      “De Niro kept telling him that he thinks he’s the man, but that he was disrespectful. Beyoncé came over, but that didn’t calm Bob down. It was the talk of the party. Everyone was saying there’s only one star in New York bigger and badder than Jay-Z, and that’s Robert De Niro. He can be quite scary when he’s angry.”
      ==================================
      I don’t know if it’s true but this cracked me up :rofl: :rofl:

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      Milky says:

      :newpost: Robert DeNiro punkin JayZ

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      iWhip says:

      OTB :hug: hey luv!

      i just took this as satire & LMAO! :ashamed: i didn’t read the captions tho :kona:

    108. 108
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :hug: @ Fay

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      Who Dat says:

      Awe @Angie…Dee Dee made a friend??? That warms the ****les of my heart (thanks Sandra I use that one on a reg now)

      :rofl:

    110. 110

      I :love: Bobby D. I hope he didn’t yap out on Jay though. :no:

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      NaijaGal says:

      @HONY – The last ones I saw I watched them on youtube and yes they usually come in 4 parts :rollseyes: they’re always overdramatic and the plot is usally the same but there is def a hidden lesson in them…I guess it’s our own Madea-esque movies :lol:

    112. 112
      Honycoatd says:

      Yes Naija… The newer ones they have been keeping them under 2, although, you know one part is like 2 hours (lol).

      I have never tried you tube. I guess I should type in Naija films or find the names of the new ones and look them up.

      I have like 3 paid subscription to different sites and they are like my heaven when I am alone. I watch and laugh plus my children likes them too although they ask me all the time what is happening.

      The lessons are the best part of it all. Indeed they tend to repeat the storylines but I like to see them with the different actors so I still love them.

      The more I watch them… I can see myself living there. Especially when we have to flee from the West to the East (hope I did not lose you).

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