WINNERS of Tickets to @TIP’s Concert at the Tabernacle AND Box Seats to Watch Hawks vs Bulls Game!

TI hosts Hawks vs Bulls

Update: The contest is over and the winners have been chosen using Random.org. The winners are listed per their prize preference. Please respond to the emails you received by noon tomorrow or alternate winners will be chosen. Thank you to everyone who submitted entries in this contest!

Concert tickets winners

Terrence S.
Trevarius W.
Khiry C.
Patrick S. F.

Concert and Suite seats

Shenita D.

Suite Seats

Ebony B.
Tamara E.
Kevin M.

This post was originally written Dec. 20, 2012 @ 12:48 pm

Tip “T.I.” Harris is in the Christmas spirit! His new album, Trouble Man: Heavy is the Head is in stores right now! And to celebrate his album release, T.I. is giving away 4 pair of tickets to his concert at the Tabernacle on Friday, Dec. 21, AND 4 pair of passes (2 passes per winner) to sit in Tip’s PRIVATE SUITE to watch the Atlanta Hawks play the Chicago Bulls in luxury at Philips Arena on Saturday, Dec. 22nd!

Watch T.I. perform a hit song from his Trouble Man CD during halftime of the Hawks vs Bulls game on Saturday.

As an added bonus — T.I. will stop by the Suite after his performance to personally thank you and your guests for showing your support!!

TI Heavy is the Head concert at Tabernacle

There will be 4 WINNERS in total. Each winner will receive 2 free tickets to attend T.I.’s concert on Friday AND 2 passes to sit in T.I.’s private Suite at the Hawks vs Bulls game at Philips Arena on Saturday!

As the winners of the Suite tickets (2 seats each), you and your guests will mingle with readers from StraightfromtheA.com, so please represent for your SR community and be courteous.

To win the tickets AND box seats, email photos of your Trouble Man: Heavy is the Head CDs to info @ Sandrarose.com (remove the spaces) by 3 PM tomorrow (Dec. 20).

**Please do not send any other email to this Inbox as it is not monitored after the contest ends. Indicate in the Subject line which prize you want.

If you win the T.I. concert tickets and Suite seats, you will be notified by 6 PM tomorrow (Thursday Dec. 20) and you can pick up your tickets at the Tabernacle Will Call window on Friday, Dec. 21, and at Philips Arena on Saturday, Dec. 22.

GOOD LUCK!

Special thank you to Grand Hustle Records, T.I., Ms. Hannah Kang (Grand Hustle GM); MusicBusinessPolitics.com, and the Atlanta Hawks!



 


604 Responses to “WINNERS of Tickets to @TIP’s Concert at the Tabernacle AND Box Seats to Watch Hawks vs Bulls Game!”

  1. 1
    luVn_liFe... says:

    WELP,ATL READERS GET ON IT!!!!!1 :tea:

  2. 2
    kingstonn says:

    who is young botchey?

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    NaijaGal says:

    good luck folks :)

  4. 4

    :tea: Sigh What’s Friday

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    SO ALl you have to do is be Attractive with a CD in hand?? Just asking SANDRA dont get irritated wit me

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    good luck to all ya’ll in the “A” :thumbsup:

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    I am feeling TI on that last photo :yes: alright nah!

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    Keesh says:

    Afternoon Roses :waves:

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    Question :tea: what if you download the album off Amazon :thinking:

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    Breezy says:

    Good luck all!!

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    Nakeya_j says:

    ….SO ALl you have to do is be Attractive with a CD in hand?? Just asking SANDRA dont get irritated wit me
    ——
    Seeing as how the MG’s lately have not been attractive and Sandra still picks them (no shade Sandra don’t ban me), I’m thinking just be a person holding the cd.

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Hey Keesh!!!

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    iWhip says:

    Great contest Auntie! :thumbsup:

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    San says:

    so please represent for your SR community and be courteous.
    :hahaha:

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    boistop says:

    Tabernacle :thinking: which one

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    kingstonn says:

    @ Nakeya
    :no: :rofl:

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    iWhip says:

    :mad: :thumbsup:

    that would be a great Bday gift for me! but damn i gotta get a room & chit. :(

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    All those red bottoms up top are hot,shyte only $27.99 NOT BAd

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    @FAY
    Your birrfDAys Fri Right???

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    Oldskool71 says:

    :waves: Keesh…look at me; I went home and figured out the emotes :biggrin:

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    Keesh says:

    Good Luck contestants! I would join in but short notice

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    chiefsnypa says:

    I dont have a cd cover I brought it off itunes.

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    Bad Influence says:

    LuVnnnnnnn :hug: hiya bew!

    King’Bew & FayBay & Keesh :hug: s

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    Bad Influence says:

    @OldSkool hey hey hey :danban:

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    VDot says:

    I’m signing up for this!! AND I just had a dream about that lil nucca! That was a sign :yes:

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    Hey Bad, hey Keesh :waves:

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    Keesh says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    All those red bottoms up top are hot,shyte only $27.99 NOT BAd
    _______________________________________

    Something aint rtight bout that price

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    Oldskool71 says:

    :) Hey Bad; how her feelin’ today? (in my babying you voice)

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Keesh says
    Something aint rtight bout that price
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    you see the ad up top? I personally wouldnt wear em.but the styles up there are HaWt!

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    :egg: <–lunch is on me today!

    :waves: OldSkool, LuvLife, King, Keesh *dings bell* PICK IT UP! :lol:

    And a big :hubbahubba: to Boygah! #iseeyew

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    YES BAD HOW ARE YOU FEELING TUHDAY??? I thank U got me :sick:

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    iWhip says:

    It’s tomorrow Luvin :danban: iono why i’m excited ion neva do shat for my bday :shrug:

    HIS!! :love: sup bewski?

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    :offtopic: Utah boy charged with bringing gun to school, cites fears of Newtown attack
    :wtf: is going on :blink:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @OldSkool, im a tad better. i still want my head punted off tho *sigh* :lol:

    Pumkinnnnn and my nucca Vdot :fistbump:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    ThnKs SMURFETTE . . :wave:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
    ION see no shoes
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    Me Either anymore :blink: SANDRA GOT JOKES! Just like her taking down those posts this morning . . .
    Then
    Putting
    Em
    Back
    Up
    :thinking:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    You don’t have to be in the picture. You can send in a picture of the Trouble Man CD in your hand.

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    Bad Influence says:

    Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhh :hug: hi bebeh!!

    @LuVn, i sawwy :crying: *spray Lysol in our eyes*

    @Fay, hunty *snaps* i already have some BOMB.COM ass shrinkage chile #luvingit :yes:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    THANKS DTTS I’ll take a loaded baked potatoe please!

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ boistop: The one downtown by CNN.

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    kingstonn says:

    @ HIS
    hderfttbgrdb hfuitfhni.
    that’s tongue speak for hey boo’

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    Bad Influence says:

    <—watched my Pres give a lovely press conf on gun control & the fiscal cliff a lil while ago..

    he so swagged out :yes:

    :offtopic: like shat tho :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    This is a nice contest :yes: Good luck to those who submit.

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    Keesh says:

    So what yall was up to this morning… No MG?

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    DTTS :yahoo:

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    Bad Influence says:

    @King’bew :spank: if u werent so damn kewt i’d disown ur ass lmao :hug:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ chiefsnypa and jeniefrumdabloc, I’m sure if you downloaded the CD from an authorized online dealer you also received the CD cover? Just print out the CD cover and hold it in your hand. Thanks.

  50. 50
    Bad Influence says:

    Fianceeeeeeeeeee :love:

    oh and so noooooooobody is gna get the damn Luke James mixtape so that I may have someone to discuss it with?? ya’ll bishes missing out :mad:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ luVn_liFe: I didn’t take down anything this morning. Also, the ads that you see on the blog vary based on your geographical location. So you might see different ads from the ones I see in Atlanta.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    And if you ask nicely, T.I. might autograph your CD when you meet him on Saturday. :yes:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Sandra Rose says:
    I didn’t take down anything this morning. Also, the ads that you see on the blog vary based on your geographical location. So you might see different ads from what I see in Atlanta.
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    OK SANDRITA”
    something
    was amiss with the posts this morning then :shrug: nothing to thaw out the curls about :hug:

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    MissHarlem says:

    FIANCE your :love: cant get no better boo

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    kingstonn says:

    @ his
    i want my damn wisdom teeth back!
    this pain is for the birdssssss! :wail:

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    Bad Influence says:

    LuVn!! :spank:

    :rofl:

    :ghost:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    I think the ads also depends on your internet searches because, when I was looking for hotels in Vegas, I would always see vegas hotels/flights on here….

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    missmiami says:

    :applause: Man, auntie be hooking ya’ll ATLiens up :rolleyes:

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    Bad Influence says:

    omg i forgot all bout that @King! ugh how are yew??? :crying:

    *gives u all the drugs i can find from lindsey lohans purse*

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    MissHarlem says:

    Ads are based on your searches. You can change that but let a tech head tell you bc I aint one :lol:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    and the Olson twins’ pill purse…

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    @ Missmiami Watch it! Sandra TOTALLY edited my post?! :rofl:

    Just 4 the record aunty, I didn’t mean about the Kang. I Love’s me some T.I.. I said it b/c I’m in NY

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    kingstonn says:

    @ his
    I’m drooling all over this pillow cause i have a crapload of gauze in my mouth. i feel like that morning glory :wail:

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    Pre-Party :yahoo: for iWhip!!!

    :pc: Calling up the strippers :shrug:

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    iWhip says:

    Sandra can i come stay wit yew if i win? *bats lashes* :love:

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    *hand delivers Brand New in the box Custom Made Wisdom Teeth(s)*
    for Kingstonn. There they go! —> :grill:

    :rofl:

    Beware Road Scholers :warning:

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    VDot says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    You don’t have to be in the picture. You can send in a picture of the Trouble Man CD in your hand.

    _____________________________________

    You think if I send one butt naked, I will get picked? Or will Tiny hate and shut me down? :thinking:

  70. 70

    :smack: Oh I forgot Oldskool! :rofl: *puts on apron* :pc: <–stove
    Coming up!
    ==========
    :waves: Pumpkin!

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    Anna says:

    Bootcampgirl says:

    I think the ads also depends on your internet searches because, when I was looking for hotels in Vegas, I would always see vegas hotels/flights on here….

    ~~~~~~~
    Yep. I was looking @ Christmas trees last week. All the sites I visit, the ads are Christmas trees. :lol:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Keesh says:

    So what yall was up to this morning… No MG?

    ——-
    The MG’s always get slammed. The one before last, someone said she looked like a beached whale.

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    iWhip says:

    DTTS :dance: make sure they got long schlongs :yes:

    no sock puppets neeva :nono:

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    You need to clean your cookies or whatever it’s called. I do it about every hour :yes:

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    Imm a take my picture with my CD in the crack of my azz azz azz azz azz azz!!!

    Hey yall!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @kingstonn I know exactly how you feel cause I had’em taken all out at once so I understand the drool “wooo wooo wooo, wooo wooo wooo” ***in my Sinclair voice while rubbing your back***

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    ysoserious says:

    Here’s to the world not ending Friday then.

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    kingstonn says:

    thanks dtts :hug:

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    iWhip says:

    :rofl: ok so VDot & YNG gone be TEW winners huh?

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @DTTS thank you much *sitting with fork in one hand and knife in right waiting patiently*

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    georgia queen says:

    Can I git mah welcome packet :waiting:

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    iWhip says:

    :rofl: no ma’am DTTS! no 3.5 click clackin around at MY skrippa pah-tee! :nono:

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    Gigi26 says:

    I’m drooling all over this pillow cause i have a crapload of gauze in my mouth. i feel like that morning glory

    :rofl: You ain’t shyt!

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    ysoserious says:

    @GEORGIA

    You want a welcome packet? You sure about that? They’ve made some changes to it recently.

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    :warning: Ya’ll have been warned…. :tea:

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    iWhip says:

    :welcome: GQ didnt know u hadn’t gotten ur packet

    Sex:
    Marital status:
    Age:
    Kids:
    Job:
    Fave poster:
    fave position:
    how long u been lurking:

    **BONUS question** do u lick azz:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ old school
    :rofl: it’s a btch, ain’t it? my cheeks look like Kanye Wests. :(

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    Sandra Rose says:

    VDot says:

    You think if I send one butt naked, I will get picked?
    _________________

    I’m sure you would jump to the top of the list if you did. :yes:

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    iWhip says:

    ion give out welcome packets like that so :waiting: :tea:

  93. 93

    :rofl: at this new and revised pack!
    ===============
    :egg: <—For OldSkool :yes:

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    georgia queen says:

    , @yso, I’on Curr, I ma still be honest, p.s, u CAN lick mah ass!!!

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    iWhip says:

    *photoshops me holding Tip’s CD in yesterday’s MG azz crack*

    :D :grill:

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    *add on this question —> Toes Sucked? or Toe Sucker? :yes:

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    Sex: female
    Marital status: single
    Age: ……..
    Kids: NOPE NOT YET
    Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
    Fave poster: Caramel Cutie
    fave position: spoon
    how long u been lurking: …………..they been lurking me

    **BONUS question** do u lick azz: yes

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    This post is FOR DAWN! PICK HER :cheer:

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    VDot says:

    VDot says:

    You think if I send one butt naked, I will get picked?
    _________________

    I’m sure you would jump to the top of the list if you did.
    _________________________

    I’m all over this tonight!

    And Sandra don’t try to trick me just to get nakey pictures of me to add to your collection. I haven’t forgotten that you’re a madame. If you wanted ‘em, you could have just asked :coffee:

    ;)

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    :rolleyes: And on that note….

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    iWhip says:

    y u skip the age question Caramel Cutie?? :banned:

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    This post is for Alex! :dance: PICK HER!

    IONO no more Atl folks :shrug: on here

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    Gigi26 says:

    I’m sure you would jump to the top of the list if you did.

    Awww shyt! Sandra wanna get it poppin :yes: :thumbsup:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @kingstonn It sure is sweets but keep reminding yourself that it is now OVAH, they are out and you are on your way to recovery and you can always put in those custom made wisdom teeth that DTTS are sending you when you start to really miss’em…doubt that you will but just in case :)

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    VDot says:

    @Caramel Nutty – :stop: Just :no:

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    Ohhh fuggg :popcorn: and Fay done pulled out her stamp! :rofl:

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    Who Dat says:

    I thought we had all agreed that the bonus question was gonna be do you get your Robert Kelly on?

    :shrug:

    :kona:

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    @ Fay DON’T GET HER GOING :smack:

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    ysoserious says:

    @GEORGIA

    Did you just tell me to lick your ass? I think you did.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Make that font white invisible

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    Kingstonn, Jello! Broth! try to Eat!

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    Who Dat says:

    Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Professional Twirler

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Invisible

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Who Dat says:

    I thought we had all agreed that the bonus question was gonna be do you get your Robert Kelly on?
    ——
    I thought so too. hahahahahahaha. Do you give or recieve Golden Showers? hahahahahah :hahaha:

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    *flips the White Font switch on* Thanks LuvLife, I’d forgotten about that switch :rofl:

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    Who Dat says:

    Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Job: Red wine drinker; but tries to throw us off by asking about a dry white.

    Oh.

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    kingstonn says:

    if Kenya Moore don’t get off this website and go get her some damn Proactiv… :rolleyes:

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    Who Dat says:

    Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    NON gum chewer Extraordinaire.

    “I do not accept your gum”

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    I need to win this contest Cause I just spent about 4 hours in a kindergarten class with 20 kids and GOD BLESS TEACHER’S cause that lil boy with that Lazy EYE who circle all the letters on his assessment test….

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    *talks to screen* For those of you that have just joined us, we have tew ‘situations’ going on right now :popcorn:

    Pull up a seat and stay tuned :hahaha:

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    boistop says:

    Professional Twirler
    yaaaaaaasssss honeyyyyyyyyy

    *being messay but not really*
    where can one find that cover up hunty

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    Nakeya_j says:

    that lil boy with that Lazy EYE who circle all the letters on his assessment test….
    ——-
    :hahaha:

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    WorkInProgress says:

    what it do Roses? What did I miss?

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    iWhip says:

    So u answer Yes I eat ass sammiches but ne’mind how ole im ill? :bye: guhl

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    georgia queen says:

    Female
    married
    4
    32
    EntrePonigga
    You
    Missonary
    Fo a while
    Don’t lick ass!!

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    Who Dat says:

    if Kenya Moore don’t get off this website and go get her some damn Proactiv…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Kenya needs some Accutane.

    Might be on it. Hence the no kids. They make you sign a waiver you wont get preggars while on it to prevent born defects.

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Pull up a seat and stay tuned
    —–
    :koolaid3: :popcorn:

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    WorkInProgress says:

    Damn we still talkin bout lickin azzes?

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    This is post if for YOUR NAME HERE! :cheer: Pick her! :grill:

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    I enlisted my son to come and help and all he did was record the boy cause he decided to stomp the yard while Happy Feet was dancing.

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    missmiami says:

    I’m saying i wished i lived in Atl for these contests. No need for me to take a pic if i get cd cuz i cant make it :mad: auntie how about giving awAy a free handbag or giftcard for non local winners. Please, pretty please :D

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    ysoserious says:

    @KDUBDAT

    So. What you’re saying is that the last MG’s momma was on Accutane and gave her the down sinder? You ain’t right.

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    Gigi26 says:

    that lil boy with that Lazy EYE who circle all the letters on his assessment test….

    :rofl: I can’t….

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    Oldskool71 says:

    *gracefully puts down fork and knife and pats each corner of mouf with napkin from eating DTTS yummy lunch* Let the record reflect that I don’t get down with the Robert Kelly foolishness…that’s just disrespectful :nono:

    BUT I LOVED HIS “In The Closet Series”!!!

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    Kenya-Why don’t you ask Frank Mitchell I mean Walter when is he gonna lose his baby teef and get his big boy ones?

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    Gigi26 says:

    if Kenya Moore don’t get off this website and go get her some damn Proactiv…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Kenya needs some Accutane.

    Might be on it. Hence the no kids. They make you sign a waiver you wont get preggars while on it to prevent born defects.
    ———————————————
    Kenya need her a damn chemical peel or microdermabrasion :yes: (however you spell that shyt)

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    Who Dat says:

    So. What you’re saying is that the last MG’s momma was on Accutane and gave her the down sinder? You ain’t right.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Which one? Might be where she got that pesky hormonal prollem from too.

    Who knows.

    :ghost:

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    georgia queen says:

    @ yso,.pleaze don’t lick,mah azz

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    *gracefully puts down fork and knife and pats each corner of mouf with napkin from eating DTTS yummy lunch*

    I will cook for You anytime! :yes:
    You like Alligator Souffle? (S/O to Special Ed :dance: )

    Hmmm, where is he at? :thinking:

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    Who Dat says:

    Kenya-Why don’t you ask Frank Mitchell I mean Walter when is he gonna lose his baby teef and get his big boy ones?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I am sure GM gave him a nice check when they buy’d back that fuggin Saturn dealership….after they went outta bidness and all.

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    Nakeya_j says:

    I enlisted my son to come and help and all he did was record the boy cause he decided to stomp the yard while Happy Feet was dancing.
    ——
    :dead: :rofl:

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    iyonah says:

    Very nice! Good luck folks!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    ‘Oh Fugg’

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    ysoserious says:

    @GEORGIA

    I like the begging but let’s stay out of asses altogether. It’s the holidays and sht.

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    WorkInProgress says:

    It’s the holidays and sht.
    …………
    :hahaha:

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    georgia queen says:

    @ yso, true dat

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @DTTS *takes out my short pencil from my welcome packet and makes note on old receipt that DTTS likes to cook* Man Special Ed used to hang out on campus at my college back in the day…he was at EVERY game chilling and hanging out on the yard!

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    :offtopic: Whoever just left the women’s bathroom in my office needs to have a conversation with Jesus because I should NOT have to smell stale vagina after you leave!!!!! :no: :vomit:

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    boistop says:

    Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
    Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
    Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
    O Lord, kum bay ya.

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    Bad Influence says:

    :huh: da fugg?

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    SO THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
    :banned:

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    Luvn and DTTS what the hell are yall talmbout!!!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @DTTS *takes out my short pencil from my welcome packet and makes note on old receipt that DTTS likes to cook* Man Special Ed used to hang out on campus at my college back in the day…he was at EVERY game chilling and hanging out on the yard!

    I only ‘cook’ here though OldSkool :ashamed: <–absolute opposite LOL! #icane-cookallthefancydancyfoods :rofl:

    Ok, and since you knew him, Imma say I do too! :rofl: #ikidikid

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Whoever just left the women’s bathroom in my office needs to have a conversation with Jesus because I should NOT have to smell stale vagina after you leave!!!!!
    ——
    I’m sure the women in your office are too damn old to not know better than to wash. That’s just nasty…it happens in my office too. No one likes the smell of stale tuna fish. IJS

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    boistop says:

    I’m glad y’all peaced it up
    aweeeee woooo wooooo wooooo wooooo

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    WorkInProgress says:

    SO THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
    ………………
    Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.

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    Esq
    Post a BV flyer up in that bish! #helpful :tea:

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    One lil boy said that another lil boy hunched his leg and it wouldn’t have been so bad if he wouldn’t have hunched the air when he said it and my son wasn’t drinking that capri sun cause he spit it out and walked out the class.

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    georgia queen says:

    Da fugg?

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    kingstonn says:

    @ bombshell
    stale vagina…. :rofl:

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    Good, because I was laughing too hard at the thoughts of babies and pooches getting snatched up! :hahaha:

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    ysoserious says:

    I’m all about peace and love and whatever the fck else we are supposed to be about this time of year. I can also take joke. No Choco here.

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    anw_rootbeer says:

    You don’t have to be in the picture. You can send in a picture of the Trouble Man CD in your hand.

    by Sandra Rose
    __________________
    No iTunes snap shot? I ain’t bought an actual cd in YEARS

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    WorkInProgress says:
    THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
    ………………
    Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    :crying1: <—- Dry your eyes GAL,SandriTa updayed the hawk post to FAKE

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    167, sounds like yall had a ball! :lol:
    ============
    Da fugg da fugg? :eek:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :wtf:

    :eek:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    @YOUR NAME HERE! Your classroom stories are going to get me fired!!! I am DYING at this front desk!!! hahahahah

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @DTTS *balls up receipt* :|

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    WorkInProgress says:
    THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
    ………………
    Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    <—- Dry your eyes GAL,SandriTa updayed the hawk post to FAKE

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I thought it was fake…smh…

    What else ya'll talm bout? I'm bored!!

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Esq
    Post a BV flyer up in that bish! #helpful

    —————————-

    :think: Truuuuu :rules:

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    Keesh says:

    I dont know why these fukas at my job wont let me be great :mad:

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    WorkInProgress says:

    WorkInProgress says:
    THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
    ………………
    Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    <—- Dry your eyes GAL,SandriTa updayed the hawk post to FAKE
    ………….

    They better stop playing with my emotions. I ent too stable.

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    They needed 5 volunteers so the list went out and I was the only parent that stayed the whole time. One parent stayed for about an hour that is why I called my son. He came with cupcakes and juice and movies. The lil boy with the lazy eye mama is the lady that coaxed me outta $10.She don’t work so why didn’t she volunteer and she aint paid me back so she got $10

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    Diva says:

    What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!

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    ysoserious says:

    <—Happy holidays.

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    georgia queen says:

    Da fuggg

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    Funny how I play my “Rihanna” station on IHeartRadio and the first song they choose to play is “Dont Wake Me Up” by Chris Brown. :tea:

    Sup Roses. :wave:

    Can I get a quick recap??

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    @bOMBSHELL…
    That shyte would just piss me off!and i’d have to let her know,I dont appreciate your stank violating my nose!
    Once my co worker was on her cycle,took of her funky nasty a.s.s. pad and threw it in the trash unwrapped.
    I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
    Nastee a.s.s.

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    Diva says:

    I see ya’ll was talmbout toe and azz licking downstairs. I left something down there for ya’ll! :rofl: I love having my toes suck. My dayum eyes roll back in my head. #carryon

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    Milky says:

    kicks in the door! what yall talkin about? I hope yall aint still eatin azz!

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    kingstonn says:

    @ razzle
    i like that song! *fist pumps*

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!

    ————————

    Someone in my office has stale vagina… :no:

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    georgia queen says:

    Happy holidays@yso!

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    georgia queen says:

    Happy holidays@yso!

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    Somebody daddy came to drop off goodies and when he walked off my son looked at me and all he said was Nigga Nigga Nigga cause dude looked like Trinidad James.
    Moral to the story: Don’t allow myself and my children to volunteer in one place. Luckily big girl Gyps was at tennis practice or else we would still be there.

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    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh.

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    Diva says:

    I see ya’ll was talmbout toe and azz licking downstairs. I left something down there for ya’ll! I love having my toes suck. My dayum eyes roll back in my head. #carryon
    ——–
    :shocked: :lol: My honey said he was going to do it… I told him to take his toe fettish and lick his own damn toes :lol:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    @bOMBSHELL…
    That shyte would just piss me off!and i’d have to let her know,I dont appreciate your stank violating my nose!
    Once my co worker was on her cycle,took of her funky nasty a.s.s. pad and threw it in the trash unwrapped.
    I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
    Nastee a.s.s.

    —————————–

    :ghost: @ kicked the whole basket in the hallway. I’on know how to approach that… :thinking: Ummmm excuse me nasty heffa your vaggie stank??? Wash that shyt!!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    luVn_liFe… says: I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
    :rofl: i just pictured that whole scenario!

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    Bad Influence says:

    da fugg fugg??

    Ysooooooooooooooooooo my hunty :waves:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!

    ————————

    Someone in my office has stale vagina…
    ——–
    :no:

    Spray some scentsy on her… :lol: no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.

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    Diva says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!

    ————————

    Someone in my office has stale vagina…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That’s just rancid!!! Bish needs some bleach for that vjay jay! :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    YSO!!! :shock: hawt Gravie . . If i aint have this cellulite up under my cheeks i would try that and send it my hubbys phone

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    Diva says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Diva says:

    I see ya’ll was talmbout toe and azz licking downstairs. I left something down there for ya’ll! I love having my toes suck. My dayum eyes roll back in my head. #carryon
    ——–
    My honey said he was going to do it… I told him to take his toe fettish and lick his own damn toes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Loves to have my toes sucked *files nails*

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    Who Dat says:

    Can I get a quick recap??

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Dont what “da fugg” is going on…
    :coffee:

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    ysoserious says:

    BADHIS!

    Heya! I’ve been moved by the holiday spirit.

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    Diva says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The azz lickers gone love that minty fresh azz juice!!!! :ghost:

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    Oh I really had to scroll back up and see what YSo’s gravie was… Thanks for the Idea bew! :thumbsup:

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    Diva says:

    Milky says:

    kicks in the door! what yall talkin about? I hope yall aint still eatin azz!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Holiday azz at that!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Oldskool71 says:
    says: I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
    i just pictured that whole scenario!
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    Hrmmph,That bissh WAS SO Embarassed.she emptied the trash can and didnt come out her office for hours

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    ysoserious says:

    @LUVN

    If he your hubby he know what you got and he must like it. Not that I’m promoting sexting. That would be wrong.

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    Diva says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The azz lickers gone love that minty fresh azz juice!!!!
    ——————
    Duhrty mouth? Clean it up with Candy Cane Azz Sticks! :buttshake:

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    Milky says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh.
    _____________________________________
    TRUUUUUUU! how u doing hunty?

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh

    —————————
    FUGG YOU WOMAN!!!! So close to the holidays and shyt… :ghost:

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    Who Dat says:

    Spray some scentsy on her… no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.

    Thanks reality tv :rofl:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Diva says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The azz lickers gone love that minty fresh azz juice!!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    DONE!!!! @ Minty fresh azz juice!!!

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    ysoserious says:

    @DIVA

    Tis the mothafcking season. Fa la la la la.

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    ysoserious says:

    @LUVN

    If he your hubby he know what you got and he must like it. Not that I’m promoting sexting. That would be wrong.
    ——–
    When you’re married, nothing is wrong…unless it involes more than you and your spouse… :lol:

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    georgia queen says:

    ### shake it!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    ysoserious says:
    If he your hubby he know what you got and he must like it. Not that I’m promoting sexting. That would be wrong.
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    4SHO! he Certainly doesnt mind :thumbsup:

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    Milky says:

    i got a :whip: last night. felt oh so good!! :love:

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    Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.

    Thanks reality tv
    ———-
    Gone with the wind fabulous!

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    @ ysoserious them peppermint azz sticks work on stale vaggie… :thinking: Secret Santa

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    PUMKASH FOR Them Funky cold Medinas!!—> :handclap:

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    WorkInProgress says:

    YSO > cute Gravi! :shakebutt:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    PUMKASH FOR Them Funky cold Medinas!!—>

    ———————————–

    Log off and burn your whole damn computer…. :dead:

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    Bad Influence says:

    i have no idea whats gawns on in this post :think:

    RECAP PLEASE KUBBBBBBBB :hug:

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    Them Funky cold Medinas!!—>
    ———
    :rofl: that song was the shiiit

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    Betamax82 says:

    Ugh no new post yet

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    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    I’m good. For me.

    @BOMBSHELL

    This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    In TONE LOCs Voice!!
    :handclap:

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    Bad Influence says:

    LuVn :rofl: Fuggin Funky Cold Medinas huh? :hahaha:

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    georgia queen says:

    Who’s mah sandrah rose e bestie!

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    I can see the tan line @Yso

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    Fated4Greatness says:

    Who Dat says:

    Spray some scentsy on her… no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.

    ——————-

    :dead: but not really cause these comments are giving me LIFE ctfu

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    I’m good. For me.

    @BOMBSHELL

    This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.

    ————————————-

    What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch :shrug:

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    spiceykay says:

    I never received a welcome package so I will answer one now.

    32
    Female
    Single
    Tennessee(Alabama born and raised though)
    No kids
    Favorite- kdubb, OTB, ms fashion and ms everything not sure where they are at.
    Doggy style
    Curiously straight
    No to R Kelly
    Moscota, tequila, rum, vodka
    Favorite ****tail sweet tight p**** with vodka

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    <—-Is singing "Brass Monkey! That Funky Monkey! Brass Monkey Junkey that Funky Monkey!!!"

    :buttshake: <—really P-popping for the PUMKASH

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    I’m offended by all this shyt cause I don’t know what the fugg yall are talking about! Good Night!

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    georgia queen says:

    :shakebut:

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    Bad Influence says:

    :yawn:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Who Dat says:

    Spray some scentsy on her… no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.

    Thanks reality tv

    ———————————

    @KDUBB I hate chu for this shyt here!!! :dead: :rofl:

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    JustB says:

    good afternoon Roses! :waves:

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    ysoserious says:

    @BOMBSHELL

    How do you nicely tell someone to shove a candy cane up their putrid puss? Post it to WSHH when you do cause I gotta see that.

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    Who Dat says:

    RECAP PLEASE KUBBBBBBBB

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I dont know what is goin on… :wail:

    *runs out the room*

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    Bad Influence says:

    da fugg is UPS with my new kindle??? :cuss:

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    Milky says:

    :whistle:

    Oh smelly cat! Oh smelly cat!!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    luVn_liFe… says:That bissh WAS SO Embarassed.she emptied the trash can and didnt come out her office for hours

    we got signs in the stalls that ask you to kindly turn around after you’re done to make sure the area is as sanitary as possible before exiting…shame you gotta tell this to grown women

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    I’m good. For me.

    @BOMBSHELL

    This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.

    ————————————-

    What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
    ———–
    take her by the hand in a secluded place.. try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths.. and say in exact verbatum “Ma’am, I hate to be the one to tell you and I dont want to offend but it seems like you have a certain oder coming from your privates and it offends me.” if she takes it the wrong way Oh well give her that summer’s eve soap. :shrug:

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    Bad Influence says:

    me neeba KDUB… :crying:

    imma try again later :kona:

    *off 2 search the web* :typing:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    ysoserious says:

    @BOMBSHELL

    How do you nicely tell someone to shove a candy cane up their putrid puss? Post it to WSHH when you do cause I gotta see that.

    ——————————-

    Play Rick Ross Diced Pineapples :shrugs:

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    Milky says:

    What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
    ____________________________
    tell dat bish u know u smell ur ole rotten smellin Cooch!! then start screamin DO SOMETHING!! DO SOMETHING!!! (in ole gurl voice from John Q)

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    Diva says:

    ysoserious says:

    @DIVA

    Tis the mothafcking season. Fa la la la la.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Now thats the Christmas spirit right there!!!!!

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    I’m good. For me.

    @BOMBSHELL

    This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.

    ————————————-

    What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
    ———–
    take her by the hand in a secluded place.. try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths.. and say in exact verbatum “Ma’am, I hate to be the one to tell you and I dont want to offend but it seems like you have a certain oder coming from your privates and it offends me.” if she takes it the wrong way Oh well give her that summer’s eve soap.

    ————————————–

    :dead: I wonder if I can get Angela to sit in on this here intervention as well… How to properly wash your rancid puss 101 :thinking:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Milky says:

    What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
    ____________________________
    tell dat bish u know u smell ur ole rotten smellin Cooch!! then start screamin DO SOMETHING!! DO SOMETHING!!! (in ole gurl voice from John Q)

    ————————————

    Ya’ll ain’t shyt! Not. A. One. :ghost:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    I’m good. For me.

    @BOMBSHELL

    This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.

    ————————————-

    What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
    ———–
    take her by the hand in a secluded place.. try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths.. and say in exact verbatum “Ma’am, I hate to be the one to tell you and I dont want to offend but it seems like you have a certain oder coming from your privates and it offends me.” if she takes it the wrong way Oh well give her that summer’s eve soap.

    ————————————–

    I wonder if I can get Angela to sit in on this here intervention as well… How to properly wash your rancid puss 101
    ————–
    what the hail she gone say?? hold a bawled up shirt over your privates? That aint gonna do nothing… :tea:

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    Diva says:

    Ya’ll know how some of those toilets have the air freshner with the long pump sprayer at the back…switch that shyt around to the front. Let smelly puss go to the bathroom and when she flushes that air freshner will spray all up in that kitty. Problem solved!!! :rofl:

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    Milky says:

    #257 :rofl:

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    WorkInProgress says:

    tell dat bish u know u smell ur ole rotten smellin Cooch!! then start screamin DO SOMETHING!! DO SOMETHING!!! (in ole gurl voice from John Q)
    …………
    please. please. please. I need this job! frigging :dead: cause i said it in Kimberly’s voice too

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    Fated4Greatness says:

    we got signs in the stalls that ask you to kindly turn around after you’re done to make sure the area is as sanitary as possible before exiting…shame you gotta tell this to grown women

    ——————-

    Maybe this is what I need to do. On more than one occasion Ive come across blood and shat on the stolls…like all grown folks dont work here…bishes is tryfe :hurl:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says: try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths.. :dead:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    Ya’ll know how some of those toilets have the air freshner with the long pump sprayer at the back…switch that shyt around to the front. Let smelly puss go to the bathroom and when she flushes that air freshner will spray all up in that kitty. Problem solved!!!

    ——————————–

    Fugg this… Lawd just take me :dead: :ghost:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    How do you nicely tell someone to shove a candy cane up their putrid puss? Post it to WSHH when you do cause I gotta see that.
    ~ ~ ~
    :casket:

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    coco creamy says:

    just thought I’ll log in and share my good news I got gas for $2.98 this morning

    :woohoo: what yall know bout that , and Afternoon Roses :waves:

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    Daisy says:

    #teamTI :cheer: I am OFF Friday too!!! I bought my cd bright and early yesterday at 8am. I shall have a co worker take my pic in the am (working from home today).

    Pick me Auntie PICK ME :yes:

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    Milky says:

    @bombshell

    Stand in the middle of the office where everyone can here u and say “I SMELL I SMELL! then point at the bish and say “yeah you! Stank puss bish!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @Fated EXACTLY! And we even have toilet seat covers and they sitll get stuff all over the place…hell, sometimes they leave the cover still on the seat and the lil reminder is right there in their face posted on the stall door!

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    Milky says:

    @bombshell

    Stand in the middle of the office where everyone can here u and say “I SMELL I SMELL! then point at the bish and say “yeah you! Stank puss
    ———
    You aint right! :lol:

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    Daisy says:

    Gas is 2.99 here in the A too at some spots but I have a full tank I need it to still be 2.99 (or cheaper) the next time I need to fill up.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Da fugg da fugg?

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Milky says:

    @bombshell

    Stand in the middle of the office where everyone can here u and say “I SMELL I SMELL! then point at the bish and say “yeah you! Stank puss bish!

    —————————-

    :thinking: Like a PSA??? Take yo azz to the :kona: TIME OUT :ghost: :dead:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Heyyyyyyyy Just B!! I missed that damn gravie!

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    Diva says:

    coco creamy says:

    just thought I’ll log in and share my good news I got gas for $2.98 this morning

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Shid, I know bout that life…I filled up my truck Sat. with $66.00. The gas was $2.89 a gallon at Sam’s Club…. and gas is going lower!!!!

  274. 274

    Oldskool71 says:

    @Fated EXACTLY! And we even have toilet seat covers and they sitll get stuff all over the place…hell, sometimes they leave the cover still on the seat and the lil reminder is right there in their face posted on the stall door!
    ———-
    Blame how they were raised and how their parents were raised!! :mad:

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    Diva says:

    :wave: Daisy Mae, where u been? :buttshake:

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    Post a sign saying:

    WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM PLEASE STOP. WHEN SHE STOPS TO TALK ABOUT THAT SIGN KINDLY SAY, ‘YEAH GIRL THEY PUT THAT SIGN UP AFTER YOU USED THE BAFFROOM AFTER LURNCH’. #HELPFUL

    If that doesn’t work just start calling her Pum’Kash whilst making the hand gestures and making that stank face. She will catch on by Jan 7th

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    <— Can't wait to see all the photos and memes of the ungrateful kids who didn't get the iPhone 5 or any apple product of that matter for Christmas :lolsign:

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    coco creamy says:

    @Daisy yep in the A all day @ Diva where u at I thought we was doing something down here :lol:

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    ysoserious says:

    *RECAP*

    This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.

    We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.

    Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

    I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.

    This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    Post a sign saying:

    WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM PLEASE STOP. WHEN SHE STOPS TO TALK ABOUT THAT SIGN KINDLY SAY, ‘YEAH GIRL THEY PUT THAT SIGN UP AFTER YOU USED THE BAFFROOM AFTER LURNCH’. #HELPFUL

    If that doesn’t work just start calling her Pum’Kash whilst making the hand gestures and making that stank face. She will catch on by Jan 7th

    ———————————

    I’m literally :crying: OMGGGGGG I can’t breathe :hahaha:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @Bedazzled And they the main ones that come up outta there without washing their hands!

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    Who Dat says:

    I know once this dude who worked here got a mem-er about his funky azz lunch. Every fuggin DAY. Somebody put it in his mailbox…okay EYE put it in his box. Bish go eat that stanky shat in your car.

    So put a memo in all the ladies mailboxes one day after everybody leave.

    “One of yall hoes is fonky”.

    The Mgmt.

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    Milky says:

    @bombshell just start singing SMELLY CAT real loud when she walks by!!!

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    prynsexxx says:

    @Yso

    You give me life….when I KNOW it’s YOU! LOL

    I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe. :think:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    ysoserious says:

    *RECAP*

    This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.

    We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.

    Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

    I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.

    This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.

    ———————————

    :rofl: :crying: :dead:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    @Your Name Here :ghost: you done made me spit out my donut! :rofl:

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    prynsexxx says:

    Gyps says:

    WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM
    __________________________

    :dead: :ghost:

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    Fated4Greatness says:

    Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

    ———————

    where do you work cause i have one in my office too…the smell is really foul. i think something is wrong internally…its that bad. ive gagged a few times when we’ve ended up at the restroom at the same time. its michael jackson, kim k sex tape bad :shocked:

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    Ty says:

    ysoserious says:

    *RECAP*

    This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.

    We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.

    Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

    I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.

    This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.
    _____________
    :crying: logged in to say u aint shyt :rofl:

    :wave: All

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Who Dat says:

    I know once this dude who worked here got a mem-er about his funky azz lunch. Every fuggin DAY. Somebody put it in his mailbox…okay EYE put it in his box. Bish go eat that stanky shat in your car.

    So put a memo in all the ladies mailboxes one day after everybody leave.

    “One of yall hoes is fonky”.

    The Mgmt.

    ————————–
    :dead: at mem-er

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    Diva says:

    coco creamy says:

    @Daisy yep in the A all day @ Diva where u at I thought we was doing something down here

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The lonestar state!!!!! :thumbsup:

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    prynsexxx says:

    Gyps says:

    She will catch on by Jan 7th
    _________________________

    Why by the 7th doe? :ghost:

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    Ty says:

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    Post a sign saying:

    WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM PLEASE STOP. WHEN SHE STOPS TO TALK ABOUT THAT SIGN KINDLY SAY, ‘YEAH GIRL THEY PUT THAT SIGN UP AFTER YOU USED THE BAFFROOM AFTER LURNCH’. #HELPFUL

    If that doesn’t work just start calling her Pum’Kash whilst making the hand gestures and making that stank face. She will catch on by Jan 7th
    __________
    :dead: :casket:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Milky says:

    @bombshell just start singing SMELLY CAT real loud when she walks by!!!

    ————————–

    Log off RIGHT NOW… :ghost:

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    Who Dat says:

    *RECAP*

    This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.

    We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.

    Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

    I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.

    This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    (whispers)

    I am so fuggin PROUD :love:

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    boistop says:

    That recap was hilarious

    Question: does Kenya really have a doll, cause I just seent a commercial for it and was floored

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    MissHarlem says:

    I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe.
    ^^^ GET OUT

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    MissHarlem says:

    BOI :yes: this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades

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    boistop says:

    That recap was hilarious

    Question: does Kenya really have a doll, cause I just seent a commercial for it and was floored
    ———-
    I thought that was the recreation of the black barbie doll?? :think:

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    ysoserious says:

    @TY

    Just tryna keep y’all up on what da fugg is going on.

    @KDUB

    I learned from fcking with the best.

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    Bad Influence says:

    YSO has nooooooooooooooo fuggin sense :hahaha:

    in other news: my big ass kindle has arrived :yahoo:

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    Ty says:

    prynsexxx says:

    Gyps says:

    She will catch on by Jan 7th
    _________________________

    Why by the 7th doe?
    __________
    Thats when the kids get off Xmas break :hahaha:

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    prynsexxx says:

    MissHarlem says:

    ^^^ GET OUT
    ______________________

    :kona: in about 30 mins.

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    coco creamy says:

    :offtopic:

    No worries, that eagle probably didn’t snatch that kid after all

    2 hrs ago If you were suspicious of the unreal footage of an eagle’s attempt to steal a small child, you’re not alone. Armchair video experts have been analyzing the clip with frame-by-frame forensics, presenting pretty solid evidence of high-tech trickery. Check out this slo-mo vid isolating the incident. See the child continue to rise after the eagle lets go? Now watch as the eagle’s shadow momentarily disappears at the 10-second mark. Other doubters are tut-tutting as the child’s ascent speeds up when he’s released, as well as crying CGI over the briefly transparent wing. A bird expert at the Black Swamp Bird Observatory says the alleged avian kidnapper isn’t even a golden eagle, but a falconer’s bird with a fake toddler

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    I need a contest that I can enter AUNTIE!!!
    :cuss:
    Your (FAITHFUL) readers who are not in GA need love too!!

    :wail: *spins around on the ground in circles real fast like I got the sugah*

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    boistop says:

    Perhaps,

    but that damn doll looks like her.
    hold the phone :pc:

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    MissHarlem says:

    YSO :thumbsup:

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    JustB says:

    hey Oprah :waves:

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    prynsexxx says:

    Harlem says:

    this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades
    _________________________

    Four different shades of what, CRAZY?
    Does it come in a Gone With The Wind twirl gown and a Proactiv starter kit?

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :hugs: Creamy, MissHarlem, AJ, Badda Boom, Ty!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    *spins around on the ground in circles real fast like I got the sugah*
    ~ ~ ~
    LOL!! I can see that!

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    prynsexxx says:

    @His says:

    in other news: my big ass kindle has arrived
    ________________________

    SO!

    *takes @His big ass Kindle and breaks it over my knee*

    BIG THAT! :P

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    MissHarlem says:

    PRYNN :rofl: Im talking about the Kenya doll not the delusional Gone with the Wind fabulous that is Kenya. They gonna have detachable acne too

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    MissHarlem says:

    MZWHANG :waves:

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    Milky says:

    :hi:
    Justb
    whang
    missh
    boistop
    coco

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    prynsexxx says:

    @Harlem

    Oh. :oops: LMAO

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    Bad Influence says:

    @Prynn aka Deandra from Americus GA… Get cho’ LIFE! :hater:

    :hug:

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    Trendsetter says:

    :offtopic:

    I got a Galaxy S3 two weeks ago…dropped it on the floor last night and the screen cracked..

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    dang we still in here? I went to a department Christmas party and came back! :lol:

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    JMO says:

    “I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe.”

    :rofl:

    :warning: Never read SR comments while in a meeting :ashamed:

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    MissHarlem says:

    MILKY :hi:

    TREND :rofl: I am laughing with you bc of the visual. Hopefully you have insurance.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ Trendsetter, you can get that fixed while you wait at any cell phone store.

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    Bad Influence says:

    Donna :love:

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    MissHarlem says:

    DONNA :lol: I done went to Bloomingdale’s, H&M, Sephora and Hale and Hearty came back and we still here

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    WorkInProgress says:

    I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe.
    ………………
    :crying:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    Milkayyyyyy I spoke to you this moanin heffa!!
    :spank:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    :offtopic:

    Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
    :wtf:

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    Heeeeey Sandra Girrrrrrl!

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    San says:

    :dead: @ that gravi

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    Diva says:

    Razzle, what in tarnation? :rofl:

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    prynsexxx says:

    @His

    Ok Manatee Marge. LOL

    :kiss: <—— how folks kiss the dolphins down in the islands

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    @His

    Hey my love! :love:

    @Harlem

    :lol: yeah, well it was good to see that my suspicions were right about that damn bird swooping down!

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    Oldskool71 says:

    No Joke; as SOON as I got my kindle in the mail and got it started up, I saw the commercial for the new one!!! I can’t have NOTHING new!

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    prynsexxx says:

    @Nakeya says:

    And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
    ___________________________________

    SPIIITTT! :rofl:

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    Diva says:

    Oh Bad girl….is my font white to you today…huh Guhl? :cuss:ing bout my recipe! :rofl:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :happy: J to tha M to tha O!!!!

    :hahaha: @LuvN #311.

    :waves: San

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    :waves: Heyyyy Aunty I see you been lurkin’ :tea: #dontbanme

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    ysoserious says:

    @NAKEYA

    Don’t ask anymore questions. Just get out while you can.

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    MissHarlem says:

    DONNA glad I didnt feel bad for laughing when I saw it on the news

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    prynsexxx says:

    @His

    Ok Manatee Marge. LOL

    <—— how folks kiss the dolphins down in the islands

    ————————-

    Gonna be playing kissy face with the dolphins in Atlantis in 2 weeks :buttshake:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”

    *Ques Akon* My nigga i’m locked up…they won’t let me out nooooo they won’t let me out…he on that track yo ass plan :lol:

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    @Harlem

    :lol: when I saw that it was a hoax I immediately thought about balloon boy…that family was insane! from the mommy to the daddy to all them kids actin’ a fool!

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    Ty says:

    prynsexxx says:

    Harlem says:

    this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades
    ___________
    Kenya has a doll :huh: Does it comes with sample witch hazel pads like alcohol pads :think:

    @ FeFe…yep Auntie is going to make sure yall read the rules and regulations for this contest :yes: She aint got time to be finding replacement winners this time :rofl:

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    San says:

    :waves: MzWhang in this thang

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    Diva says:

    Hey Donnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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    Bad Influence says:

    @my Diva heyul no! i wubz ya bew :hug:

    Prynn hunnie…hows that gum disease doing? still bleeding when u brush? :(

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    Nakeya_j says:

    @yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!

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    ysoserious says:

    Sandra in here making sure we are behaving. Good thing I’ve been so nice and sweet.

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    Diva says:

    What up Ty? :buttshake: you still memba that twitta login? :rofl: *she proally dont*

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Donna
    Gawww-juss…just gawwww-juss!!

    :offtopic:
    This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
    I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!

    I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
    :halo:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Gigi26 says:

    Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”

    *Ques Akon* My nigga i’m locked up…they won’t let me out nooooo they won’t let me out…he on that track yo ass plan
    ——

    :hahaha:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @DONNA you’re looking mighty purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty :)

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    MissHarlem says:

    DONNA ohhh chit :rofl: I forgot all about dumb ass balloon boy and his damn ass family.

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    Milky says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    Milkayyyyyy I spoke to you this moanin heffa!!

    ____________________________
    thanks for the spankin. how did you know i loved them? :waiting: the second hello was for ur sexy pooch. with her cum fcuk dress on!

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    Diva says:

    Bad Influence says:

    @my Diva heyul no! i wubz ya bew

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    alright now :danban1: I wubz you too ma

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    @yso

    Ok, so I see u are back to the old handle, and have a naughty gravie to encourage ass eating! :lol: nice and sweet indeed!

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    @yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!

    ————————-

    You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful

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    ysoserious says:

    Sandra in here making sure we are behaving. Good thing I’ve been so nice and sweet.
    ————
    with that candy cane stick up your azz you ought to be lol

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    NaijaGal says:

    @YSO is that a candy cane up your ass or are you just happy to see me :hug: *no you cannot refuse my hug*

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    Milky says:

    @donna pretty pick :whistle: Pretty gurl rock!

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    Diva says:

    Milky says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    Milkayyyyyy I spoke to you this moanin heffa!!

    ____________________________
    thanks for the spankin. how did you know i loved them? the second hello was for ur sexy pooch. with her cum fcuk dress on!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That bish ready to get her assets licked by Bo :rofl:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    *Peeking in*

    Is it safe to come back? Is this the last post of the day?

    :scared:

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    @mzwhang thank u dahhhhling!

    @Naija my love… :hugs: thank you doll!

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    Bad Influence says:

    Fiance :shank: lemme READ u telling that biatch Dymond the thirsty one some shyt bout u missing her again and YOUR ass finna be missing :chase:

    Ty’bewwww, Bombshell & Gigi’liciousssssssssss :hug: s

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :hump: FEEEEEEEEEE

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    prynsexxx says:

    *splishes (B)Listerine (the brown kind) in @His’s eyes*

    Nothing a lil peroxide can’t handle. How does that Rihanna butt smudge taste?

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    MissHarlem says:

    TY :lol: hell nah girl the pimples/acne is detachable

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    ysoserious says:

    @DONNA

    Just getting in the spirit, tis all. And I’m not encouraging ass eating, just suggesting how to make it a more pleasant experience. Nice and sweet.

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    Diva says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Donna
    Gawww-juss…just gawwww-juss!!

    This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
    I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!

    I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
    :halo:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    slap that bish and tell her you thought she had a spider on her eye!!!!! :lol:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Fe so purrrty! :-)

    :hug:

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    Milkaaaaaay!

    That gravie reminded me of Kenya shaking her fonkey booty on Uncle Ben :lol:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    Milky says:
    thanks for the spankin. how did you know i loved them? the second hello was for ur sexy pooch. with her cum fcuk dress on!

    _______________________________
    Y’all gon leave my doggy (soon 2 b the FBOTUS) alone!! :cuss:

    We tried to order that jumpsuit that yesterday’s Morning Goat had on…but they were out of puppy petite sizes.
    :hahaha:

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    Bad Influence says:

    look @ my Donna rawr. kewt bish!!

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    @BAD :hug:

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    Everyday I go to the bus stop early in the mornings and afternoons. Well to-mufuggin-day. I was walking home and slid my 6 foot azz down the cot dayum hill. My 6 yr old said ‘oh no she fell and her big toe came out her slipper’ she is outside waiting on an eagle to come down and swoop her azz up as I type(we gonna make that story true Auntie). 5 yr old was looking like secret service walking around me daring some one to laugh. My hand is burning like shyt and someone just knocked on the door to find out if I was ok. BYTCHES!!!!!!!!

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    Diva says:

    ysoserious says:

    @DONNA

    Just getting in the spirit, tis all. And I’m not encouraging ass eating, just suggesting how to make it a more pleasant experience. Nice and sweet.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Adding a little flavor to the act!!!! minty azz juice for a more pleasurable experience :hahaha:

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    Milky says:

    <——– Kenya's new doll :rofl:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    Diva says: slap that bish and tell her you thought she had a spider on her eye!!!!!

    _____________________
    OMG Diva you made me holla!!! Whewwwwwwwwww…..bwahahahahaaaaa
    :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    *school girl voice*

    “whang likes tree dang-a-lang …. whang likes tree dang-a-lang”

    :happy: <— children playing

    Ok, I promise thats the last time :lol: :hug:

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    Hershey says:

    Aww look at Fefe she’s so puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttteeeeeeeeeee! Thanks for the Macy’s thing, if I win I’ll give you a nice $250 gift card… :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    FIANCE :rofl: you a day late on that thought you would of had my ass last night. I did however sent you a text 564564856 years ago :coffee:

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    @yso

    Oh it’s all good…u give me some ideas and shyt… :coffee:

    @KayCei and His

    :hugs: thank you loves!

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Wait just a dayum minute! Tammy Faye Baker is DEAD!?!?

    Am I confusing her with the lady on CBN with the cotton-candy hair? Jan?

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    ysoserious says:

    @NAIJA

    Always happy you see you. The candy cane is for all the people that need to kiss my ass. Cause I’m considerate like that.

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    @yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!

    ————————-

    You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
    ——-
    Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS

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    @gypsey

    Oh THERE you are! :spank: that damn Trinidad James spoof tho! :rofl:

    @Hershey

    Thanks! :hugs: Oh and no prob hon…u are one of few I still keep in contact with over the emails! :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :rofl:
    At GYPS :tape:

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    NaijaGal says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Wait just a dayum minute! Tammy Faye Baker is DEAD!?!?
    ===================
    ummmmmmm Tammie been dead for a minute ma’am…her lashes done been gone to glory

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    Diva says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Wait just a dayum minute! Tammy Faye Baker is DEAD!?!?

    Am I confusing her with the lady on CBN with the cotton-candy hair? Jan?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That heffa has the big giant extinct trantulas hanging from her eyes!!! Bish use a tub of mascara to acheive that look

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    Bad Influence says:

    Naija :rofl: not the lashes

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    ysoserious says:

    @GYPSY

    I’m laughing so hard I think I just lost my candy cane.

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    This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
    I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!
    I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
    :halo:
    ______

    POST THIS ON THE COLOR COPIER:

    DEAR COWORKER,
    WE HERE AT ASAP CO. DON’T ENCOURAGE EMPLOYEES TO MAKE UP THEIR FACES WITH THE INK CARTRIDGES.
    IF SHE COMES TO YOUR DESK TALKING ABOUT IT SAY ‘GIRL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TODDLERS AND TIARA’S AZZ’

    IF THIS DOES NOT WORK WALK PAST HER DESK SINGING TASTE THE RAINBOW WHILE EATING SKITTLES. SHE SHOULD GET IT BY JANUARY 7TH

  403. 403
    Ty says:

    Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
    ___________
    He’d been better off saying it was a pager/beeper :rofl:

  404. 404
    Who Dat says:

    :steer: << out this bish til Jan 3rd.

    I might come in and play with yall before I go shopping tomorrow. Or Friday.

    Happy Chru-mus.
    Merry New Yeah.

    :wave:

  405. 405
    mzwhang90210 says:

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:
    POST THIS ON THE COLOR COPIER:

    DEAR COWORKER,
    WE HERE AT ASAP CO. DON’T ENCOURAGE EMPLOYEES TO MAKE UP THEIR FACES WITH THE INK CARTRIDGES.
    IF SHE COMES TO YOUR DESK TALKING ABOUT IT SAY ‘GIRL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TODDLERS AND TIARA’S AZZ’

    IF THIS DOES NOT WORK WALK PAST HER DESK SINGING TASTE THE RAINBOW WHILE EATING SKITTLES. SHE SHOULD GET IT BY JANUARY 7TH
    ______________________________
    I swearrrrrrrrrrr I am in tears……….OMG>>>>>>>>>>OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    :wail: :dead:

  406. 406

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
    I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!
    I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
    :halo:
    ______

    POST THIS ON THE COLOR COPIER:

    DEAR COWORKER,
    WE HERE AT ASAP CO. DON’T ENCOURAGE EMPLOYEES TO MAKE UP THEIR FACES WITH THE INK CARTRIDGES.
    IF SHE COMES TO YOUR DESK TALKING ABOUT IT SAY ‘GIRL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TODDLERS AND TIARA’S AZZ’

    IF THIS DOES NOT WORK WALK PAST HER DESK SINGING TASTE THE RAINBOW WHILE EATING SKITTLES. SHE SHOULD GET IT BY JANUARY 7TH
    ————
    :rofl:

  407. 407
    ysoserious says:

    @JENIE

    Before you try this candy cane pic for Mr. Jenie, leave it in the wrapper. I have learned the hard, sticky way so trust me.

  408. 408
  409. 409
    Bombshell Esq says:

    I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today. :rofl:

  410. 410
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ewww YNH!! You alright!?! OMG! :rofl:

    The WORST thang in the whurl is to FALL in front of your kids.
    One winter, I called myself being sweet with it – I was gone grab all the grocery bags out the truck at one time and let my then 5 and 6 year olds play until I got to the door.

    When I tell you I stepped down into about a foot and a half of snow with all those bags and thought I was good? No Ma’am. I didn’t even slip, didn’t slide, none of that. I just did a slow fall to the SIDE with the groceries still in my hand and my feet still in the snow. Oranges went every where.

    I never did find the hotsauce, and the boys were :rofl:

    I was yelling, “Help meeee…Help meeee…” like the Tin Man on the Wizard of Oz before he got oiled up. :yes:

  411. 411

    Bombshell Esq says:

    I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
    ——-
    :lol: :hug: we lubs you!

  412. 412
    Ty says:

    Diva says:

    What up Ty? you still memba that twitta login? *she proally dont*
    _______________
    Why yall dont respond to my azz anyway :rofl: Have me sitting there like “did the shyt go through?” :waiting:

  413. 413
    ysoserious says:

    @KAYCEI

    Oh goodness…The visual…I am no longer able.

  414. 414
    goat76 says:

    What da hell going on in here?!? Don’t make me come back there.

  415. 415

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ewww YNH!! You alright!?! OMG!

    The WORST thang in the whurl is to FALL in front of your kids.
    One winter, I called myself being sweet with it – I was gone grab all the grocery bags out the truck at one time and let my then 5 and 6 year olds play until I got to the door.

    When I tell you I stepped down into about a foot and a half of snow with all those bags and thought I was good? No Ma’am. I didn’t even slip, didn’t slide, none of that. I just did a slow fall to the SIDE with the groceries still in my hand and my feet still in the snow. Oranges went every where.

    I never did find the hotsauce, and the boys were

    I was yelling, “Help meeee…Help meeee…” like the Tin Man on the Wizard of Oz before he got oiled up.
    ——————
    “sliiiiide some ooooiiiyal tuuu meeeee LET IT TRICKLE DOOOOOWN MY THROAK!!” :whistle:

  416. 416
    JustB says:

    Milky! :waves:

  417. 417
    Hershey says:

    Yso, yo gravi is different, yes indeed :blink:

    :rofl:

  418. 418
    KayCeiSoul says:

    You ain’t SHATT Bedazz!! :rofl:

  419. 419
    luVn_liFe... says:

    No Ma’am. I didn’t even slip, didn’t slide, none of that. I just did a slow fall to the SIDE
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    :hahaha: someone :shank: ME!!! :lol:

  420. 420

    There is a lil boy on that bus I wanna fight so bad and he saw me fall. I wanna fugg him up I swear. Lil nucca just walked with a smirk shaking his head. I just wanna take bath salts one time and eat his face off.

  421. 421

    Can someone buy me some new slippers????

  422. 422
  423. 423
    Diva says:

    Ty says:

    Diva says:

    What up Ty? you still memba that twitta login? *she proally dont*
    _______________
    Why yall dont respond to my azz anyway Have me sitting there like “did the shyt go through?”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Guhl I did respond back :rofl:

  424. 424
    luVn_liFe... says:

    @gyps
    I just wanna take bath salts one time and eat his face off.<—– Thats NOT conducive with the new eating plan :nono: only fruits,veggies,smoothies

  425. 425
    KayCeiSoul says:

    I just wanna take bath salts one time and eat his face off.

    ************************************

    Just when I think it’s safe…. :wail: :rofl:

    I feel you…other people’s kids are worse than your own.
    They don’t give a good-gawt-dayum who Mama you ill.
    They clown you. :yes:

  426. 426
    WorkInProgress says:

    YNH, YSO and Diva. you guys owe me a pack a pork chops and a keyboard.
    :dead: :dead: :dead: i swear some ah yous need your own comedy show.

  427. 427
    Bombshell Esq says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
    ——-
    we lubs you!

    —————————–

    I’m sitting in my office litterally :crying: Face all red.. One of the senior partners office is right across from mine and she keeps asking is everything OK… I can’t. Ya’ll ain’t right. :rofl:

  428. 428
    Bad Influence says:

    ysoserious says:

    @GYPSY

    I’m laughing so hard I think I just lost my candy cane.

    :dead:

  429. 429
    Diva says:

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    Can someone buy me some new slippers????

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Why was you going down the hill in your daniel green slippers anyway? :rofl:

  430. 430
    ysoserious says:

    HERSHEY!

    Different is good, yes?

  431. 431
    MissHarlem says:

    KDUB :2dance: to All I want for Christmas by yours truly Mariah. Happy Holidays

  432. 432

    ummmm, so yeah, I’m listening to this Trouble Man…and there’s SOOOO many things I want to say about this one track called ‘Go Get It’….

  433. 433
    missmiami says:

    Loving the new emoticons :listen:

  434. 434
    missmiami says:

    Btw, i hear dude broke up with KMichelle

  435. 435
    Diva says:

    WorkInProgress says:

    YNH, YSO and Diva. you guys owe me a pack a pork chops and a keyboard.
    i swear some ah yous need your own comedy show.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    shid, I’m the innocent bish in the Rose Garden….all I do is edrank up in this bish!!! I ain’t buying no pork steaks..now you might get one of these extra keyboads laying around my office. :lol:

  436. 436

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
    ——-
    we lubs you!

    —————————–

    I’m sitting in my office litterally Face all red.. One of the senior partners office is right across from mine and she keeps asking is everything OK… I can’t. Ya’ll ain’t right.
    ————-
    you may jsut have to close your door :lol:

  437. 437
    Bad Influence says:

    Kayceiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :hug:

    Razzle bew! :waves:

  438. 438
    Nakeya_j says:

    He’d been better off saying it was a pager/beeper
    —-
    Right!!!

  439. 439
    Ty says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    @yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!

    ————————-

    You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
    ——-
    Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
    _______________
    But how can you secure an area with an ankle monitor on :think: So when he starts chasing someone with that damn flashlight and the monitor starts blinking because he is too far from the security booth…then what? Throw the flashlight at them :rofl:

  440. 440

    @donna I like the song go get it… :listen: :danban1:

  441. 441
    Hershey says:

    Donna del Gatto says:

    @gypsey

    Oh THERE you are! that damn Trinidad James spoof tho!

    @Hershey

    Thanks! Oh and no prob hon…u are one of few I still keep in contact with over the emails!

    _________________________________________

    You ain’t had your font in my inbox in MONTHS heffa! You just sent me a contest…now if I win I’m giving you a $25 gift card! :lol:

  442. 442
    Bad Influence says:

    oh and Byeeeee @Kdubberz! :hi:

  443. 443
    JMO says:

    “i swear some ah yous need your own comedy show.”

    :yes: :lol:

  444. 444
  445. 445
    ysoserious says:

    @WIP

    I got you on the pork chops. I know a guy with a meat van. It smells like Smelly Cat’s cooch but it’s cheap.

  446. 446
    Apparition says:

    :hi: @Donna You’re pretty. :hump:

  447. 447
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Speaking of PORK CHOPS . .
    Im making some rosemary,garlic Porkkka chops tunite! I Hope they come out good *BEYSTANKFACE

  448. 448

    @Razzle

    but did you listen to the LYRICS???? :|

  449. 449
    Nakeya_j says:

    Ty says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    @yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!

    ————————-

    You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
    ——-
    Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
    _______________
    But how can you secure an area with an ankle monitor on So when he starts chasing someone with that damn flashlight and the monitor starts blinking because he is too far from the security booth…then what? Throw the flashlight at them
    ——–

    :dead:

    Right! Our regular security guard carries a gunand everything, how is he supposed to protect us if something jumps off?! Naw. Me no likey. At. All. And he has the nerve to be shady!

  450. 450
    JMO says:

    ysoserious says:

    @WIP

    I got you on the pork chops. I know a guy with a meat van. It smells like Smelly Cat’s cooch but it’s cheap.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Is his name Bruce? :think:

  451. 451
    Hershey says:

    ysoserious says:

    HERSHEY!

    Different is good, yes?

    ______________________________

    Umm some times yes, in your case Iono :shrugs: those aren’t bootay cheeks are they? :blink: surely that’s a candy cane wedged into a hunk of chocolate, yes?

  452. 452
    Bombshell Esq says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
    ——-
    we lubs you!

    —————————–

    I’m sitting in my office litterally Face all red.. One of the senior partners office is right across from mine and she keeps asking is everything OK… I can’t. Ya’ll ain’t right.
    ————-
    you may jsut have to close your door

    —————————–

    My door been closed… that’s why I gotta stop messing with ya’ll.

  453. 453

    <—– Is singing Till the World Ends by Brittnay Spurrz

    Its coming yall this friday.. my local forcast said that the temp was supposed to be 950 degrees outside and 100% chance of fire fall. Saturday was suppsed to be black. :danban1:

  454. 454
    Nakeya_j says:

    I got you on the pork chops. I know a guy with a meat van. It smells like Smelly Cat’s cooch but it’s cheap.
    ——
    Yall eating stank ass meat?! OMG no, please stop, don’t do it (in my kevin hart voice)

  455. 455

    @Hersh

    :wail: don’t do me like that!!! I had to stop emailing EVERYBODY for a hot minute, folks was getting stuff too twisted over inbox fonts!

    @Apparition

    thank you hon! that gravie of yours is cute! :lol:

  456. 456
    Trendsetter says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    @ Trendsetter, you can get that fixed while you wait at any cell phone store.

    ___________________________

    Thanks Auntie

  457. 457
    WorkInProgress says:

    YSO – I refuse your smelly Cat Couch pork chops.
    LuVn – Rosemary and Garlic – can’t go wrong with that combo. It will taste delish

  458. 458
    Bombshell Esq says:

    Ty says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    @yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!

    ————————-

    You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
    ——-
    Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
    _______________
    But how can you secure an area with an ankle monitor on So when he starts chasing someone with that damn flashlight and the monitor starts blinking because he is too far from the security booth…then what? Throw the flashlight at them

    ———————————-

    This shyt here is exactly the reason I’m gonna go to the :kona: for a while :dead:

  459. 459

    Donna del Gatto says:

    @Razzle

    but did you listen to the LYRICS????
    ———–
    Anytime I hear it it’s in a mix and it’s the corus thats played mostly… are you referring to the “gotta super bad…” :tape: neh’mind :lol:

  460. 460
    ysoserious says:

    @JMO

    He doesn’t have a name. It’s the way he wants it and I don’t argue.

    @HERSHEY

    You know me a bit by now so I think you already know the answer to those questions.

  461. 461
    Ty says:

    Its coming yall this friday.. my local forcast said that the temp was supposed to be 950 degrees outside and 100% chance of fire fall. Saturday was suppsed to be black.
    _________
    :thumbsup: I still have my good suit from Jesus’ last no call no show. I will be ready this Friday too *wipes off Red Wine for the lawd*

  462. 462

    @Razzle

    YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tape: all day!

    Ice-T and Coco… word?
    Menage for a hobby… word?

    :kona:

  463. 463
    Diva says:

    @Hershey, yo gravi has a big azz part in her head. OMG

  464. 464
    Gigi26 says:

    YNH :ghost: I can’t with you!!!

    Fefe sooo purdy!!!

    My bish BAD! :happy:

  465. 465
    Hershey says:

    Donna del Gatto says:

    @Hersh

    don’t do me like that!!! I had to stop emailing EVERYBODY for a hot minute, folks was getting stuff too twisted over inbox fonts!

    @Apparition

    thank you hon! that gravie of yours is cute!
    ______________________________________________

    What did “I” do? NOTHING! I wasn’t part of the O or anything. I have bleached white clean hands. :yes: me do!

  466. 466
    kingstonn says:

    rosemary and garlic yumm!
    ion eat the swine though. but that combo sounds really good. :yes:

  467. 467

    Donna del Gatto says:

    @Razzle

    YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tape: all day!

    Ice-T and Coco… word?
    Menage for a hobby… word?
    :kona:
    ————————
    :no: I had to put my head down for this… :lol:

  468. 468
    Ty says:

    Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi :rofl:

    :happy: Hissy

  469. 469

    @Gigi

    :love: thanks hon!

    @Hershey

    No ma’am…you didn’t do a THING, but the last thing you sent me was proof that folks had shyt all OVA the place!

    Oh and tell that thing in your gravie that I’m not diggin’ her sunroof top :coffee:

  470. 470
    Milky says:

    @yso can i just put a pack of peppermint gum between my azz for my pic?

  471. 471
    Bombshell Esq says:

    @Hershey’s gravi is the nail in my :casket: Bye *insert Manny’s word for ya’ll here* :waves:

  472. 472

    Ty says:

    Its coming yall this friday.. my local forcast said that the temp was supposed to be 950 degrees outside and 100% chance of fire fall. Saturday was suppsed to be black.
    _________
    I still have my good suit from Jesus’ last no call no show. I will be ready this Friday too *wipes off Red Wine for the lawd*
    ————
    :lol: theres this picture circulating of that forcast… where ever this forcast was given it was cold everyday up until friday :lol:

  473. 473
    Diva says:

    Ty says:

    Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Shid, somebody done rolled a steamroller down that bish head….Looking like Fire Marshall Bill!

  474. 474
    luVn_liFe... says:

    We’ll See how it goes WIP/KING
    somethang Diffrent

  475. 475
  476. 476

    Milky says:

    @yso can i just put a pack of peppermint gum between my azz for my pic?
    ——-
    NEWP. You aint shyt today ma’am. :tea:

  477. 477
    San says:

    @Razzle that gravi has me dying :hahaha:

  478. 478
  479. 479

    I’m mad at that bish in Hershey’s gravi with those stingy azz ponytails :rofl:

  480. 480
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Bye *insert Manny’s word for ya’ll here*
    ^ ^ ^ ^
    Gorgeous Gals
    Beatimus Babes
    Hot Hotties
    :think: which is it?

  481. 481
    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    Whatever Caramel has is contagious so your ass will refuse any and all gum.

  482. 482

    Imma be shyt right after I say these 2 things and 1 of them is proving my kids aint shyt either.
    Teacher from across the hall came over cause she saw the light going on and off. She fussed at the kids for a good 3 mins.Boy Gyps turned to me when she left and says. She sounds like a cross between Jackie’s dark skinned daughter and madea. I swear yall she did.

    An when the lazy eyed boy got off the bus I looked at him to see if he looked nervous and his mama went off and when she turned to me to say ‘thank you girl’ boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.

    THE END. I WILL BE SHYT NAH!

  483. 483

    @San I sweatergawd I see that chit all over Instagram. :no:

  484. 484
    Hershey says:

    Donna del Gatto says:

    @Gigi

    thanks hon!

    @Hershey

    No ma’am…you didn’t do a THING, but the last thing you sent me was proof that folks had shyt all OVA the place!

    Oh and tell that thing in your gravie that I’m not diggin’ her sunroof top
    ____________________________________

    #truth dot com. We will underground this, because I know for a fact that the person being blamed is blameless. FACT.

    and quit hating on my gravi, her ceiling is missing and she’s different :lol:

  485. 485
    Oldskool71 says:

    Diva says:
    Ty says:

    Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Shid, somebody done rolled a steamroller down that bish head….Looking like Fire Marshall Bill!

    Naw I think thats the dude from the gravi that had them wide spaced brades and he just took’em loose and made the way back pigtails

  486. 486

    boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.
    __________
    :rofl:

  487. 487
    Hershey says:

    whatchu btches ain’t gone do is talk about <<<< her! She's different, she took them lyrics to the head :dance: :lol:

  488. 488
    Milky says:

    NEWP. You aint shyt today ma’am
    __________________________
    u right there wit me babes wit dat damn gravi of urs!!! Cryptkeeper for real???

  489. 489
    luVn_liFe... says:

    :whistle:
    Living my life like its GOLDEN,GOLDEN!!

  490. 490

    boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.
    ——–
    :wail: ohmahgoodness!

  491. 491
    ysoserious says:

    Is Sandra for real about leaving us in this post? I’m out when it hits 500.

  492. 492
    Hershey says:

    Fire Marshall Bill :rofl:

  493. 493
    SOTHERNGRL says:

    @BOISTOP I ASKED THE EXACT SAME QUESTION THE OTHER DAY ABOUT THAT KENYA DOLL AND I WAS TOLD NO.

  494. 494
    Milky says:

    ysoserious says:

    @MILKY

    Whatever Caramel has is contagious so your ass will refuse any and all gum.

    _________________________
    well i cant use peppermint tic tac those wuld be lost in my azz forever. Ninja be lickin for days!!!

  495. 495

    Milky says:

    NEWP. You aint shyt today ma’am
    __________________________
    u right there wit me babes wit dat damn gravi of urs!!! Cryptkeeper for real???
    ————
    :hahaha:

  496. 496
    KayCeiSoul says:

    :hug: BadBoo!!

    I had to take a break…YNH and that spill she took had me hollin’. :rofl:

    @Hershey – who is that lil’ bald-headed cheeto-paw in your gravi gal?
    Is that a lil’ gurl, a lil’ man, what is it?

    When Just For Me goes wrong.

  497. 497
    Bombshell Esq says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Bye *insert Manny’s word for ya’ll here*
    ^ ^ ^ ^
    Gorgeous Gals
    Beatimus Babes
    Hot Hotties
    which is it?

    ——————————–

    :tape: I’on want Aunty to ban me… she playing by renegade rules now a days :no: :lipssealed:

  498. 498
    iWhip says:

    OMG i hate HERSHEY & RAZZLE’S asses!!!! :crying: :dead: lawd no! them gravis?? :ghost:

  499. 499
    Ty says:

    Naw I think thats the dude from the gravi that had them wide spaced brades and he just took’em loose and made the way back pigtails
    ___________
    So u saying he has Stevie’s itis :think: :wave: <<<<<<<<<<really says "next braid one mile" :rofl:

  500. 500

    When Just For Me goes wrong.
    ________
    :hahaha:

  501. 501
    iWhip says:

    oh & YSO’s ass too! :hahaha:

  502. 502

    so Umberella is playing on my Coked up Bruno Mars station on IHeartRadio…

    I have the Just Dance 4 game and they have this song on there… I swear I think I’m a professional dancer when I be doing the dance and shat…

    :danban: :buttshake: :danban1: :dance: <—in that order…

  503. 503

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    Imma be shyt right after I say these 2 things and 1 of them is proving my kids aint shyt either.
    Teacher from across the hall came over cause she saw the light going on and off. She fussed at the kids for a good 3 mins.Boy Gyps turned to me when she left and says. She sounds like a cross between Jackie’s dark skinned daughter and madea. I swear yall she did.
    _________________

    Fuggin :dead: as the raw skin between Jackie’s necks.

  504. 504
    Oldskool71 says:

    @TY Stevie’s itis :crying: soon he gone have a braided shag

  505. 505
    iWhip says:

    Oldskool71 says:

    Diva says:
    Ty says:

    Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Shid, somebody done rolled a steamroller down that bish head….Looking like Fire Marshall Bill!

    Naw I think thats the dude from the gravi that had them wide spaced brades and he just took’em loose and made the way back pigtails

    :crying: :crying:

    THIS kinda chit is why ion get no work done. well that, & i have no interest in the chit whatsoever, but mostly that :tea:

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    Hershey says:

    Fay just because your gravi is all kayoot doesn’t mean you have to talk about mine :sad: she left the relaxer in while she watched Catfish…a hour :blink:

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    Fuggin as the raw skin between Jackie’s necks.
    ——–
    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Hershey says:

    whatchu btches ain’t gone do is talk about <<<< her! She's different, she took them lyrics to the head

    *******************************

    That's how the LollyPop Guild wore their hair.
    Took them all day to get that spacing juuuuust so. :yes:

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    iWhip says:

    :rofl: gone on somewhere’s Hersh! why she shushin folks tho? if she aint want nobody to know she shouldna took the damn pitcha! :hahaha:

    thanks tho suga! :hug:

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    Ty says:

    Sandra is on twitter LOL

    Sandra Rose?@SandraRose

    It is a fact that America is the most violent civilized country on the planet.
    ________
    Something about violent and civilized :think: *reaches for Dub’s red pen* :rofl:

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    Diva says:

    @YSO, you betta slide on down the rose vine….we done reached 5 hunnid! :rofl:

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    WorkInProgress says:

    :newpost:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    I am convinced that Stevie’s remaining strands are gripped and braided with Kanekalon #1B, Kinky.
    Ain’t no way that man got more than enough hair left but for a three strand twist.
    The rest is Kanekalon, glue, trickery, Unicorn poots, and treble clefs. :coffee:
    I rocked braids for one summer and it took YEARS and JARS of “Baby, Don’t Be Bald” for one missing temple patch to grow back.

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    Diva says:

    iWhip says:

    gone on somewhere’s Hersh! why she shushin folks tho? if she aint want nobody to know she shouldna took the damn pitcha!

    thanks tho suga!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Her gone need to find a patch of cootie cat shavings to patch up the middle of her head……talk about two different textures :lol:

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    goat76 says:

    I’m over here bicthing bout paying $700 to get my roof fixed, but shortie in Hershey’s gravi got bigger problems with her roof than I will every have.

    Vera de Milo lookin azz.

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    :newpost: on Ciara/Sherman and Amber Rose and her Puppet who gave her sperm

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    Ty says:

    I am convinced that Stevie’s remaining strands are gripped and braided with Kanekalon #1B, Kinky
    __________
    that aint nothing but some Gorilla Glue :coffee:

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    iWhip says:

    YOUR NAME HERE! says:

    Imma be shyt right after I say these 2 things and 1 of them is proving my kids aint shyt either.
    Teacher from across the hall came over cause she saw the light going on and off. She fussed at the kids for a good 3 mins.Boy Gyps turned to me when she left and says. She sounds like a cross between Jackie’s dark skinned daughter and madea. I swear yall she did.

    An when the lazy eyed boy got off the bus I looked at him to see if he looked nervous and his mama went off and when she turned to me to say ‘thank you girl’ boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.

    THE END. I WILL BE SHYT NAH!

    lawd yeen see fit fa lil GYP nem to have aspirations to be not crawy like him momma?? :crying: just y lawd?? :crying: :hahaha:

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    iWhip says:

    goat76 says:

    I’m over here bicthing bout paying $700 to get my roof fixed, but shortie in Hershey’s gravi got bigger problems with her roof than I will every have.

    Vera de Milo lookin azz.

    i cannot! i an UNABLE to can witchu Goat! :hahaha:

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    Oldskool71 says:

    KayCeiSoul says: Unicorn poots

    What the???

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Hershey – you ever seen a rocket take off? Did you pay attention to the fire it shyts out as it’s gaining momentum to lift?

    That is what her hair looks like.

    Like a rocket shyted on her during a historic launch. :yes:

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    MissHarlem says:

    TY oxymoron

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Oldskool71 says:

    KayCeiSoul says: Unicorn poots

    What the???

    *************************************

    Exactly OldSkool…a non-existant substance is being used to continue to keep those snatches of hair on his head.

    Ty said Gorilla Glue. He will have that same hair at the pearly gates if he uses Gorilla Glue. :coffee:

    That shyt is powerful.

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    Sunkissed404 says:

    Awww! Congrats folks! Have fun!

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    VDot says:

    *KICKS IN THE DOOR*

    :hailnaw:

    I SHOULD HAVE WON :crying:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    I’m sorry hun. The randomizer at Random.org didn’t pick your name.

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    VDot says:

    Booooooo to the randomizer! :eyeroll:

    Let me go get up on some #rapturedikk!

    *MUMBLING OBSCENITIES AND KICKING CHIT ON MY WAY OUT*

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :yawn:
    the end sould be in 35 mins??? IM ConfruZZed,or did it end? :crying:
    Am i here All ALONE??? :crying1:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    :warning: NATIONAL MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE VICTIMS IN CONNECTICUT @ 9:30AM :warning:

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    MsB says:

    Good Morning all :wave:

    @Luvn I just wanted to tell you I love :heart: your husband I died laughin from your story in the MW post… He sound like my type of person!

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    Congratulations to all the winners this morning :waves: Hello everyone :hi: Boot thanks for the reminder :D

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    Miany says:

    We will certainly have a moment of silence at 9:30 still horrible for all the parents and loved ones who lost someone……
    Good Morning :waves:
    luvn
    Bootcamp
    MsB
    jeniefrumdabloc
    WE MADE IT!!!!

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Hey MsB, jenie and Miany :danban1:
    My heart is really hurting for those families so close to the holidays…but, my students and I will do our part.

    Congrats, to the winners..

    Do yall know that 31 schools in MI are closed today due to the world ending???

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :wave:

    MORNING ROSES!!!
    WER SAFE!!!!
    MSB Chile that man has gotten More ignant as the yrs turn into months :lol:
    Mainy
    Boot
    JeNie :kiss:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    MSB Chile that man has gotten More ignant as the yrs turn into months :huh”
    MONTHS TURN INTO YEars*

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    Milky says:

    Happy Friday!!!
    luvn :kiss:
    boot
    miany
    jenieeee
    msb
    vdot I told Sandra not to pick u so will stay away from my man!!! lol

    WHAT TIME IS THE WORLD SUPPOSE TO BE ENDING? I WOULD LIKE NOT TO WORK ALL DAY TODAY!!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    LorTee IM Soo OFF today . . :crying1: i just dropped my darn bowl of kHasi,and mispelling
    And MoFos started at 8am on the dot!!!

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    MsB says:

    :wave:
    Miany
    Milky
    Bootcampgirl

    @Luvn… He has the same attitude I have toward ppl :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    MILKY :kiss:
    The ending bypassed US,U gots TO Work all DAY :(

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    MsB says:

    :offtopic:
    So I decided to kill my employee…. WITH kindness :lol: I went ahead and gave him something for christmas.. I didn’t spend much on it so if he decides to throw it away, I really don’t care.

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    Miany says:

    @bOOtcamp….a friend of mine kept her baby home cuz of threats. You never know who will carry out a threat :crying1:

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    Keesh says:

    Morning :waves:

    I walked in slow to make sure Rose pedals wasnt blown all over the place!!!!!!!

    Ive never been so happy to see yall font in all of my days baby

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    Milky , Keesh :hi: Morning Luvyn :waves:

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    Milky says:

    i can understand parents keepin their babies at home today. u dont know who may act upon the threat and there maybe copycats out here!

    @boot are you from MI???

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    Milky says:

    :hi:
    keesh

    so who not goin to be shait today???

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    Keesh says:

    Hi :Hi:
    Milkt :hug:
    Luvin
    Jenie
    Bootcamp
    MsB
    Mainy
    What it do BOOOSSSS

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    Keesh says:

    Our kids are out for Christmas break :clap:

    Ooh Ooh me Milky :thumbsup: Im going to be “not shiat” allllll day long if I can help it!

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    Miany says:

    @LUVN…They lucky I showed up today. Wanted to stay in bed & call out.
    @MsB….that was nice, kill him with kindness…..I usually kill folks with dirty looks.

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    Miany says:

    Hey Keesh!
    List of folks who plan to be bot shiat today (as if they’re shiat any other day);
    Milky
    Keesh
    Miany (ain’t plannin on workin today & my manager ain’t here yet)

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Hey MsB, jenie and Miany
    My heart is really hurting for those families so close to the holidays…but, my students and I will do our part.

    Congrats, to the winners..

    Do yall know that 31 schools in MI are closed today due to the world ending???
    ———
    Good morning ma’am I just looked it up because I thought it was funny that schools would close due to the end of the world :lol: BUUUUT I guess the main reason why they closed was because rumors were circulating in the school district of a copy cat who was threating violence against the students so they closed early for the holidays and I guess they threw the Mayan calendar thing in there at the end. They only wanted a lil shine I can see.

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    Milky says:

    @miany what r u talkin about? I’s an angel!!! :wave: <——-my halo!!

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    Milky says:

    :hi: razzle dazzle :buttshake:

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    Milky says:

    :hi:mzdimpz wit ur pretty self!!!

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    MsB says:

    :wave: Morning
    Keesh
    Jenie

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    MsB says:

    :wave:
    Bedazzled

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    Hey Milky. Thank you. I’m sleepy as hell though. I’m here 2hrs early. :wail:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Good morning everyone! Is this Heaven? :hi:

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    Milky says:

    @mzdimpz im :cry: becuz im here today period. i knew i shuld have taken today and Monday.

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    This kitten got your tongue tied in knots I see
    Spit it out cuz I’m dying for company
    I notice that you got it
    You notice that I want it
    You know that I can take it to the next level ba-by!
    If you want this good ****
    Sicker than the remix
    Baby let me blow your mind tonight
    :buttshake:
    I can’t take it take it take no more
    Never felt like felt like this before
    C’mon get me get me on the floor
    DJ whatcha whatcha waitin’ for! ?
    :danban:
    WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH…

    Watch me move when I lose when I lose it hard
    Get you off with the touch dancin’ in the dark
    You notice what I’m wearing
    I notice when you’re staring
    You know that I can take it to the next level baby
    Hotter than the A-list
    Next one on my hit list
    Baby let me blow your mind tonight!
    :danban1:
    I can’t take it take it take no more
    Never felt like felt like this before
    C’mon get me get me on the floor
    DJ whatcha whatcha waitin’ for.
    :dance:
    WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH…

    See the sunlight
    We aint stoppin’
    Keep on dancing till the world ends
    If you feel it let it happen
    Keep on dancing till the world ends
    Keep on daancing till the world ends
    Keep on daancing till the world ends
    :boobs:
    WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH…

    See the sunlight
    We aint stoppin’
    Keep on dancing till the world ends
    If you feel it let it happen
    Keep on dancing till the world ends
    :blunt:

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    @Sandra forgive me but I had to font that song.. Tis perfect for today :lol:

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    Milky says:

    Good Morning to you ma’am! If this is heaven! Someone need to stop playin!!!

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    Milky says:

    Good Morning to you ma’am! If this is heaven! Someone need to stop playin!!!

  565. 565

    Hey Milkaaaaaaaaaaaay &MsB

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    San says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Good morning everyone! Is this Heaven?
    __________________
    :dead: slowly lol

  567. 567
    San says:

    Morning yall :waves:

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    Morning Razzle :hug:

    Hey Sandra! :wave:

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    Trendsetter says:

    Morning Roses

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    San says:

    For some reason I’m :happy: today :biggrin: Let this be a good friday

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    Diva says:

    :wave: Good morning!!!! After today I’m on vacation!!!! Lets get this :party: started rhet now!!! :shakebutt: *pops a bottle of Moscato early* :cheers:

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    San says:

    Im drinking with you today Diva

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    Miany says:

    Good Morning
    AUNTIE!!!!!! (this betta not be heaven, if it is the lord has a funny sense of humor)
    Bedazzled
    San
    Mzdimples
    Trendsetter

  578. 578

    I can’t WAIT til 3:45 gets here. :dance:

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    Diva says:

    Lets do it San :koolaid3:

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    Morning Trend! :yahoo:

    :wave: @ Miany

    *holds glass out to Diva* :cheers:

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    hey Miany

    Sheeeeeeit I cant wait until noon cause we have our office lunch… I will not be staying the whole thing… I think my son is going to be feeling a little :sick:

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    Miany says:

    Morning Diva :koolaid3: <—- that's me diving into my sparkling pink moscato! (I dislike moscato but, that barefoot sparkling pink does it for me)
    Bedazzled… sounds like a plan! I wish I had a good excuse to slide outta here. (My supervisor still ain't show up yet)

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    Diva says:

    @MzDimpz I know you just gone sip on this ALL DAYUM day guhl :rofl: but it’s ok cause you dranking wif me :woohoo:

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    Mornin Roses :waves:

    Sandra
    LuVn
    Miss B
    Dimples
    Diva
    Miany
    San
    Dazzle
    Trend
    Milky
    Keesh
    Boot
    Jennnnnay :kiss:

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    :rofl: @ Diva

    And i’mma look like me new gravi after. :hahaha:

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    Diva says:

    Miany, drank up we got plenty more Moscato. You haven’t had the real deal though cause that Barefoot ain’t the best!!!! Try the Belviamo Sparkling and you will most definitely taste the difference. :cheers:

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    :thinking: I must be in Hell b/c this STILL looks like the “Rotten Apple”

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    Diva says:

    :wave: Pumpkin Hey dahling!

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    Hey Pumpkin! :yahoo:

    I swear i’m running on next to zero battery but, I’m gonna get my GMa Xmas shopping done for her tonight. :yes:

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    Dimps is that ur hiney mam? :hahaha:

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    @ Pumpkin….that’s still up there? :smack: I changed it to show Diva how i’m gonna look after dranking with her. :lol:

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    Um yeah it is :rofl:

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    Diva says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Pumpkin….that’s still up there? I changed it to show Diva how i’m gonna look after dranking with her.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl:

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    Gravatar claims it updated. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    @Diva what do u think about Bartenura? I’m not really a wine girl per se, but I :love: that blue bottle

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    @ Dimps Idk that you were tryna show Diva, but the only thing I focus on in ur pic are your breastis :shocked:

    No :homoswitch: :tea:

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    :rofl: @ Pumpkin

    I was trying to show her that drunken look in my eyes though.

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    And ur hair looks purrrrty and healthy/shiny

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    Miany says:

    Hey Pumpkin, good morning….
    @Diva… :pc: <—– me googling Belviamo Sparkling moscato. It's going doooooown tonight (dunno what I'm celebrating but, I feel festive. Guess I'm just happy to be alive and healthy.

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    Thanks Pumpkin. I’m a natural though so, as soon as I wet it, back to the frizzy head I go. :lol:

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    PumpkinsMama says:

    Ooh buddy! I went natural for about 10 mos, then I figured out I wasn’t bout that life :rofl: Back to the creamy crack I went :snort:

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