WINNERS of Tickets to @TIP’s Concert at the Tabernacle AND Box Seats to Watch Hawks vs Bulls Game!

Here’s to the world not ending Friday then.

@GEORGIA

You want a welcome packet? You sure about that? They’ve made some changes to it recently.

I thought we had all agreed that the bonus question was gonna be do you get your Robert Kelly on?

Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
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Professional Twirler

Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
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Job: Red wine drinker; but tries to throw us off by asking about a dry white.

Oh.

@KDUBDAT

So. What you’re saying is that the last MG’s momma was on Accutane and gave her the down sinder? You ain’t right.

Kenya-Why don’t you ask Frank Mitchell I mean Walter when is he gonna lose his baby teef and get his big boy ones?

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I am sure GM gave him a nice check when they buy’d back that fuggin Saturn dealership….after they went outta bidness and all.

@GEORGIA

I like the begging but let’s stay out of asses altogether. It’s the holidays and sht.

I’m all about peace and love and whatever the fck else we are supposed to be about this time of year. I can also take joke. No Choco here.

@MILKY

If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh.

BADHIS!

Heya! I’ve been moved by the holiday spirit.

@MILKY

I’m good. For me.

@BOMBSHELL

This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.

RECAP PLEASE KUBBBBBBBB

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I dont know what is goin on…

*runs out the room*

*RECAP*

This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.

We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.

Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.

This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.

Gyps says:

WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM
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ysoserious says:

*RECAP*

This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.

We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.

Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.

This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.
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logged in to say u aint shyt

:wave: All

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

Post a sign saying:

WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM PLEASE STOP. WHEN SHE STOPS TO TALK ABOUT THAT SIGN KINDLY SAY, ‘YEAH GIRL THEY PUT THAT SIGN UP AFTER YOU USED THE BAFFROOM AFTER LURNCH’. #HELPFUL

If that doesn’t work just start calling her Pum’Kash whilst making the hand gestures and making that stank face. She will catch on by Jan 7th
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*RECAP*

This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.

We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.

Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.

I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.

This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.

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(whispers)

I am so fuggin PROUD

MissHarlem says:

^^^ GET OUT
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in about 30 mins.

Harlem says:

this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades
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Four different shades of what, CRAZY?
Does it come in a Gone With The Wind twirl gown and a Proactiv starter kit?

dang we still in here? I went to a department Christmas party and came back!

@His

Hey my love!

@Harlem

yeah, well it was good to see that my suspicions were right about that damn bird swooping down!

prynsexxx says:

Harlem says:

this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades
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Kenya has a doll Does it comes with sample witch hazel pads like alcohol pads

@ FeFe…yep Auntie is going to make sure yall read the rules and regulations for this contest She aint got time to be finding replacement winners this time

@yso

Ok, so I see u are back to the old handle, and have a naughty gravie to encourage ass eating! nice and sweet indeed!

*splishes (B)Listerine (the brown kind) in @His’s eyes*

Nothing a lil peroxide can’t handle. How does that Rihanna butt smudge taste?

@DONNA

Just getting in the spirit, tis all. And I’m not encouraging ass eating, just suggesting how to make it a more pleasant experience. Nice and sweet.

@luVn

‘sup you!

@yso

Oh it’s all good…u give me some ideas and shyt…

@KayCei and His

:hugs: thank you loves!

@NAIJA

Always happy you see you. The candy cane is for all the people that need to kiss my ass. Cause I’m considerate like that.

@GYPSY

I’m laughing so hard I think I just lost my candy cane.

Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
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He’d been better off saying it was a pager/beeper

@JENIE

Before you try this candy cane pic for Mr. Jenie, leave it in the wrapper. I have learned the hard, sticky way so trust me.

@KAYCEI

Oh goodness…The visual…I am no longer able.

Yso, yo gravi is different, yes indeed

Nakeya_j says:

Bombshell Esq says:

Nakeya_j says:

@yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!

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You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
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Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
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But how can you secure an area with an ankle monitor on So when he starts chasing someone with that damn flashlight and the monitor starts blinking because he is too far from the security booth…then what? Throw the flashlight at them

Donna del Gatto says:

@gypsey

Oh THERE you are! that damn Trinidad James spoof tho!

@Hershey

Thanks! Oh and no prob hon…u are one of few I still keep in contact with over the emails!

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You ain’t had your font in my inbox in MONTHS heffa! You just sent me a contest…now if I win I’m giving you a $25 gift card!

@WIP

I got you on the pork chops. I know a guy with a meat van. It smells like Smelly Cat’s cooch but it’s cheap.

ysoserious says:

HERSHEY!

Different is good, yes?

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Umm some times yes, in your case Iono those aren’t bootay cheeks are they? surely that’s a candy cane wedged into a hunk of chocolate, yes?

@Hersh

don’t do me like that!!! I had to stop emailing EVERYBODY for a hot minute, folks was getting stuff too twisted over inbox fonts!

@Apparition

thank you hon! that gravie of yours is cute!

Its coming yall this friday.. my local forcast said that the temp was supposed to be 950 degrees outside and 100% chance of fire fall. Saturday was suppsed to be black.
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I still have my good suit from Jesus’ last no call no show. I will be ready this Friday too *wipes off Red Wine for the lawd*

Donna del Gatto says:

@Hersh

don’t do me like that!!! I had to stop emailing EVERYBODY for a hot minute, folks was getting stuff too twisted over inbox fonts!

@Apparition

thank you hon! that gravie of yours is cute!
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What did “I” do? NOTHING! I wasn’t part of the O or anything. I have bleached white clean hands. me do!

@Gigi

thanks hon!

@Hershey

No ma’am…you didn’t do a THING, but the last thing you sent me was proof that folks had shyt all OVA the place!

Oh and tell that thing in your gravie that I’m not diggin’ her sunroof top

@MILKY

Whatever Caramel has is contagious so your ass will refuse any and all gum.

whatchu btches ain’t gone do is talk about <<<< her! She's different, she took them lyrics to the head

Is Sandra for real about leaving us in this post? I’m out when it hits 500.

Naw I think thats the dude from the gravi that had them wide spaced brades and he just took’em loose and made the way back pigtails
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So u saying he has Stevie’s itis :wave: <<<<<<<<<<really says "next braid one mile"

I am convinced that Stevie’s remaining strands are gripped and braided with Kanekalon #1B, Kinky
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that aint nothing but some Gorilla Glue

Morning

I walked in slow to make sure Rose pedals wasnt blown all over the place!!!!!!!

Ive never been so happy to see yall font in all of my days baby

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