Michael Ealy is off the Market

Michael Ealy married

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, ladies. It’s been a rough year for you ladies — with so many men coming out of the closet (Frank Ocean, Anderson Cooper). If you’ve been having a bad day, it’s about to get worse.

According to celebrity blogger Miss Jia, actor Michael Ealy and his longtime girlfriend tied the knot.

If you had hopes of having Michael Ealy under your Christmas tree this year, you might want to prepare yourself to settle for a DVD. The actor tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend, Khatira Rafiqzada, in a private ceremony in Los Angeles back in October.

How was he able to keep his marriage a secret for so long? Maybe Michael thought that the mere mention that he was dating a white woman would spark outrage. But what would make him think that?


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    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      :coffee:

    • goat76

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      :wave: @ JMO

      :ashamed: Thanks GOAT. I have a 17yr old. I better not be no damned 25. LOL
      ————————————-
      I’m sad now. I thought you was a young innocent tenda-roni.

      *walks away head down, while jangling Viagra in pants pocket*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Congrats :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

      haaa!!! Sandra closed them comments… I guess it was only right to put THIS post up too… :yes:

    • kingstonn

      a snake.. a basket.. a flute :dies:

    • Betamax82

      Shut it down huh :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      Hershey

      I wrote you downstairs just before the comments closed.

      You know Sandra always be watching and reading :hahaha:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :blink:

      I was Posting my :spank: for JMO . . it ZIPPED OUT ON MY arse!!

      :clap:
      Congrats to the :happy: Couple

    • GAGIRL87

      Did Sandra really close the comments down yonder right when I submitted my LAST comment :karate:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Goat…..Me innocent? :rofl: Why do ppl always think that. I can be kinda Naive to some things but innocent? :no:

      I’m gonna post a pic with my kid. I look my age in that one.

    • Nakeya_j

      I see the last post is shut down. Hey everybody up here!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      Goat :lol:

    • LadieLeo

      Well this story has already been :spank: to :dead: no need to comment.

    • flyygirl

      Nothing to say about Michael marrying that…person. But I am happy to see a new Post :smile: Yes I am! also I’m a :newbie: and have introduced myself before, but aint a soul pay me any mind.

    • aclassactatl

      Sandra, her name is Khatira Rafiqzada and you referred to her as a white woman? lol She’s definitely not a sister, but I wouldn’t classify her as white either.

    • Sunkissed404

      Ehhh…Well. He’s a cute guy, but he always looks dirty to me, for some reason. :shrugs: I’m glad he finally tied the knot tho’… It’ll help his career. Now, all we need is Hill Harper to hurry up and get married. :violin:

    • Bad Influence

      man we BEEN off this topic :cuss:

      *wraps myself up in a sari and sits in the middle of the post*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      @luvn why u bringing up old chit …new post, new day no?

      :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Oh look.. congrats to them. :)

      She’s gonna look great in a traditional veil. :)

    • Betamax82

      :welcome: flyygirl

    • NaijaGal

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • flyygirl

      Thank you kindly Betamax82 !

    • Nakeya_j

      and have introduced myself before, but aint a soul pay me any mind.
      —–
      That happenes to me sometimes on here ….must be a new person thing. Hey girl! :welcome:

    • flyygirl

      Still trying to figure what freeze curls are. saw it mentioned down stairs.

    • NaijaGal

      when I asked my mom what I could bring for Thanksgiving she went smooth off on me :lol:

    • Sunkissed404

      @aclassactatl

      She looks Persian to me. ALot of Black men are falling for them racially ambiguous chicks these days… I guess!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Prime Rib?
      ===========
      you fancy :yes:

      Chitlins?
      =========
      you country :yes:
      ___________________________________

      ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @Naija

    • Bad Influence

      Kingstonn, i put careful consideration into that xmas list i wrote for Slumdog and u making fun of it :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      :welcome: Flygirl

      A couple of questions:

      Are you a woman? If So were you born a woman?

      Age

      Location

      Sexual Preference

      Relationship Status

      Kids

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      I guess I should go move some more of this mess. :sigh:

    • AlluringlySweet

      Aww nawww…. I gotta cross him out the dreams now. *don’t do the married fantasy or otherwise*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Wait…How is she a white woman? she doesnt even look white! She looks to be persian or at least hispanic… :no:

    • NaijaGal

      REPOST

      Prime Rib?
      ===========
      you fancy

      Chitlins?
      =========
      you country

      :lol:

    • flyygirl

      Nakeya_j Hey! Its cool. i know there are so many folk on the board, people prob didnt even see me. but yall definitely keep my work day interesting. Sometimes i just scroll right down to yall comments because yall crack me up lol.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @NaiJa . .
      I aint COOKING NOTHING!!! :danban1: in lAws DO ALL THE WORK FOR xmas

    • MsChocoTe

      No one is really checking for him — that why he was able to keep it unlock so long. Look at her name not a white chick.

      :newbie:

    • goat76

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Why do ppl always think that.

      I’m gonna post a pic with my kid. I look my age in that one.
      ————————————————-

      Those cheeks!!! While you’re posting pics, post them otha cheeks…..THAT WAS A JOKE!!

      Unless you do it 4realz.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :wail: @ His *falls in your bewbs* ION wanna move shyt! :no:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

      @flyygirl

      I tried to post to you downstairs, but yeah, that got shut down…

      Anyway, Our Dear Auntie Sandra proudly wears freeze curls…you should google them :lol:

      Welcome packet:

      Age:
      Sex:
      Location:
      Marital Status:
      Children:
      Gay/Straight/Bi/Curious:
      Fav Sexual Position:
      Do you spit(quit) or Swallow(team player):
      Favorite SR Poster:

      and :welcome:

    • MissHarlem

      In any event why yall had me drop Michael’s stock when he got with one of my cousins. Chiiittt me and the couple could hit up the Hindu temple together :woohoo:
      ^^^^ From downstairs :coffee:

    • Betamax82

      You people are so mean flyygirl said pay her some damn mind :mad: :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Hey Flygirl Welcome :hug:

    • Bad Influence

      in honor of their union, i shall use this *holds it up* red sharpie to dot er’ones fo’head while we are in this post…

      *gathers up my sari and starts with Kingstonn*

    • OutsidetheBox

      @flyygirl
      _______

      :welcome: We can make you famous…just fill out this handy dandy info sheet:

      Age?
      Sex?
      Locale?
      Status?
      Kids?
      Orientation?
      Favs (food, ppl, sex positions):

      SN: Kindly dont tell them anything that their childish asses will store for later e-killings. :) Agane, welcome.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      What Luv said. I’m goin to my GMa’s house. :danban1:

      @ Goat…. :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :thinking: Is that who I think it is

    • OutsidetheBox

      If So were you born a woman?

      :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

      Oh gawd!!! :lol:

    • Bad Influence

      SLUMDOG AINT WHITE!! :cuss:

    • flyygirl

      69 says:

      A couple of questions:

      Are you a woman? If So were you born a woman? Yes and was born one.

      Age: 27

      Location: Somewhere in The United States of America

      Sexual Preference: I’m married to a man and am straight.

      Relationship Status: see above

      Kids: one on the way. no step children.

    • LadieLeo

      :waves: @flygirl

    • luVn_liFe…

      :welcome: flygirl THANXS69 for the welcome packet
      @!JMO :chase:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ His…. :no: That Sharpie might break me out in monthly bumps :coffee:

      I’m Kidding! :hahaha:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :coffee:

    • Bad Influence

      Dimpz, me neither :crying: what do we do??

    • coco creamy

      Look At this chyt :coffee: Boy Bye

    • LadieLeo

      SLUMDOG AINT WHITE!!
      ****************
      :dead:

    • OutsidetheBox

      *lifts bangs to get my dot*

    • luVn_liFe…

      :welcome:
      MsChocoTee

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ His…Hire some helpers? :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… ready for it to be the end of the day… I have 55 min left of work. :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      That Sharpie might break me out in monthly bumps
      :rofl:

    • flyygirl

      now how do i get a gravitar? i’m not too familiar with these kinds of things.

    • Diva

      Dayum ya’ll had Sandy shut down that post downstairs…what did the Thorns do whilst I was at lunch? :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      LuVn, if u dont :spank: sit ur non newbie ass down..ur an oldbie :hahaha:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Thanks Razzle for rubbing it in. I have 2.5 more hours. :wail:

    • MissHarlem

      I have the authentic “dots” if yall want them :coffee:

      Come to think of if when he went on Wendy awhile back they talked about his marriage.

    • OutsidetheBox

      @MsChocoTee Grab you one of them :welcome: packets girl..

    • flyygirl

      LadieLeo Hello! :waves:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      what happened downstairs?

    • NaijaGal

      :welcome: flygirl and congrats on the incoming new bundle of joy :)

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Diva…The thorns are ok. It’s the fuggin weeds that be the issue. :coffee:

      Nah I think she may have because the number count was so high. :shrug:

    • Gigi26

      SLUMDOG AINT WHITE!!
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      :dead:

      *Puts on Punjabi Mc and Jay-z record*

      Enjoy the union :yes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @flygirl/ChocoTee
      AGE:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      :hailnaw:

      It’s going to be 47 degree tomorrow and 27 tomorrow night :blink:

      I know who WON’T be in EAV tomorrow night. I will be in my house sitting up doing nothing tomorrow.

      This is why I don’t solidify plans until the day of.

      The tentative events I had for tomorrow have now been

      :banned: <— really reads Cancelled

    • Oldskool71

      @LuVn I got the door shut on me downstairs but I was letting you know that this running thang is killin my shins…after the first 5 min it feels like they bleeding on the inside :wail:

    • Bad Influence

      *gives OTB her dot*

      so purdii, yes u are *baby voice*

      :D

      *gives Caramel Cutie 200 dots so she can be an injun kenya..twirls away*

    • kingstonn

      I’m making curried eggs and sautéed garbage. who wants some?

    • Milky

      finally a newpost. but we fonted about Mr. Ealy for about 200 post downstairs. I guess i should just be happy we got a new post. #ungratefulheffa#

      :welcome: Mschoco & flygirl

    • luVn_liFe…

      fuggjuuu HIS–>ur an oldbie <– OTB set me UP!!! :chase:

    • Bad Influence

      He gettin’ ARABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB MONAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      :danban:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      aww dang dimpz my bad :hug:

      Im just so tired though Idk why :(

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      aww dang dimpz my bad :hug:

      Im just so tired though Idk why :(

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Lawd I don’t give a damn I am leaving this office early fawk this. It s messy as hell outside and I’m ret to go :coffee:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ 69… It’s gonna be 29/19 here tomorrow with a snowstorm tonight and I made PLANS for tomorrow night. :wail:

    • flyygirl

      Thanx a bunch! NaijaGal

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Hope he got a prenup then again I dont care

    • Bad Influence

      excuse u, i have the DOTS covered. :coffee: im sure theres something else u can offer up..

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :cheers: :smoke: :party:

    • kingstonn

      Gigi.. I HATE YOUUU! :dead:

      *dances in a circle to Punjabi MC anyways*

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ His… :yahoo: <—Makes me think of the Arab Money dance

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      I’m officially off work til Jan 2nd. :yahoo:

      Been sitting around passin time til I have errands to run :yawn:

      DIMPZ, DON’T READ WHAT I JUST TYPED. I DON’T WANNA RUB IT IN!

    • MissHarlem

      For all newbies dont feel a certain kind of way if no one responds to you. Most of the time I font with myself but its because of the nature of the blog and how fast the comments go. Directions for gravis etc is write under the leave a comment. Click on gravatar follow instructions.

    • Bad Influence

      kingstonn says:

      I’m making curried eggs and sautéed garbage. who wants some?

      throw a lil goat meat in there girl! Micheal will leave the nose for you :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Aww shat 46 degrees for the High, I already know what I’m wearing tomorrow :yes:

    • twerkthat

      flyygirl says:

      Yes I am! also I’m a and have introduced myself before, but aint a soul pay me any mind.

      same here…hahahh :welcome:

    • FuturedocDonte

      Auntie were u been at. We doc’in yo pay! :waiting: No egg whites and stripper dollars for u

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Bad Influence says:

      He gettin’ ARABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB MONAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
      ———
      go to the :kona: :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ 69… It’s gonna be 29/19 here tomorrow with a snowstorm tonight and I made PLANS for tomorrow night. :wail:
      ____________________________________
      What city are you in? Why did I think you were one of us? :waiting:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Thanks Cuz @ JMO. Good looking out since I had to read it to know you didn’t want me to. :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      It’s going to be 47 degree tomorrow and 27 tomorrow night

      I know who WON’T be in EAV tomorrow night. I will be in my house sitting up doing nothing tomorrow.

      This is why I don’t solidify plans until the day of.

      The tentative events I had for tomorrow have now been

      <— really reads Cancelled
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      it DONT MATTER FOR MUCH 69,the MaYans say the world will be doomed whilst some are sleeping at 6:30am ish :shrug:

    • Milky

      :buttshake: <—–twerkin for Fay's burday!!! Let's Get This Party Started!! :listen:

    • Diva

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Diva…The thorns are ok. It’s the fuggin weeds that be the issue.

      Nah I think she may have because the number count was so high.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I got a pair of garden shears for the weeds!!!! Point em out :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      I may need to go visit some ppl. Jay, Shaun, Fay, what the weather like? :shrug:

    • Oldskool71

      Welcome newbies :waves:

      from one newbie to others

    • OutsidetheBox

      I wonder whats in her dowry…cows, gold ju-ry…refurbished iphones..? #curious

    • KayCeiSoul

      :woo hoo: A new post! Congrats to them!

      I have never found this dude remotely attractive.
      I only felt something for him when he was Teacup and had the rabies.
      And what I felt for him was SORRY and SAD. #thatisall. :coffee:

    • MissHarlem

      *right

      HMPH as if you ever participate to take what I offer or give :eyeroll:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :happybirthday: @Fay!!!

    • kingstonn

      what time is the world supposed to end?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Aww shat 46 degrees for the High, I already know what I’m wearing tomorrow :yes:
      _____________________________
      My damn long socks outside of my long johns. And I told my uncle I would come to East Point tomorrow morning. I’m taking that back too :nono:

    • flyygirl

      thanks missharlem!

    • Diva

      \_/ <———–panty bucket

    • twerkthat

      MsChocoTe says:

      No one is really checking for him — that why he was able to keep it unlock so long. Look at her name not a white chick.

      :welcome:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      Mschocotee eh? Didn’t choco’s name start with a T?

      Mmhmm :coffee:

    • Gigi26

      throw a lil goat meat in there girl! Micheal will leave the nose for you

      :ghost:

      I wonder if Dj Khaled did the wedding for em… :thinking:

    • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

      eh?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      it DONT MATTER FOR MUCH 69,the MaYans say the world will be doomed whilst some are sleeping at 6:30am ish
      ———–
      so who all didn’t know that their calendar is like ours except theirs is much longer than 12 months at a time?? :ido: <—says i didn't

    • luVn_liFe…

      @OLSkool :thumpsup: juuu Good LOOKING . . .
      Didnt you just start excercising?? you prolly shouldnt be running yet

    • FuturedocDonte

      We got a newbie?

      Where is OB to pass out the welcome packets

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ 69…Chicago! :wail:

      @ Diva…They vary from day to day. I find myself being one somedays. :yes:

    • KayCeiSoul

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wonder whats in her dowry…cows, gold ju-ry…refurbished iphones..? #curious

      ***********************************

      Jasmine rice, gold bangles, a sticker sheet of dots, stone ground curry, deodorantless deodorant, silk scarves, and a topsy-turvy for those lil’ hair buns the older women wear. :coffee:

    • kingstonn

      @ kita
      it’s 55 and it’s gonna freeze! don’t come here! :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Im off too :oops: ..I was just doing shopping. Site to store was created for last minute moms..

    • Diva

      :whistle:

      A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
      A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
      (A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl)
      A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
      (A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl}{girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL) :whistle:

      :welcome:

    • goat76

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      What Luv said. I’m goin to my GMa’s house. :danban1:

      @ Goat…. :rofl:
      ————————————-

      That ain’t even the same person(your gravi). Stop playin yo!

    • luVn_liFe…

      oh

    • NaijaGal

      @OLDSKOOL are you running outside? if yes, try treadmill…I also recommend the Biggest Loser Cardio Max…that ish whoops my ass and I work out on the regular

      @TWERK :welcome: figured you were an old-head :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      Dimpz, anytime fam :hugs: :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      GiGi :wail: :rofl: Khaledddddddd.

    • Bad Influence

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wonder whats in her dowry…cows, gold ju-ry…refurbished iphones..? #curious

      refurbished iphones :ghost:

    • Diva

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ 69…Chicago!

      @ Diva…They vary from day to day. I find myself being one somedays.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      You a pretty weed gone sat down somewheres so ION cut ya!! :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Nikki gone be mad as hell if the world ends before she gets her new phone the way she’s dissing that current one. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      LUVN

      Jesus said the Mayan’s don’t control the winds and rain, he does :whip:

    • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

      Bad Influencia! What kinda dots you giving me? the candy??

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      KayCeiSoul says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wonder whats in her dowry…cows, gold ju-ry…refurbished iphones..? #curious

      ***********************************

      Jasmine rice, gold bangles, a sticker sheet of dots, stone ground curry, deodorantless deodorant, silk scarves, and a topsy-turvy for those lil’ hair buns the older women wear.

      YOU WILL LOG THE FUGG BACK OUT NOW! thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Baby Bye! :ghost:

    • NaijaGal

      kingstonn says:

      what time is the world supposed to end?
      =============
      someone said Mexico time since that’s whence the Mayans came from

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Jay…55 TRUMPS 29 Bew. :yes:

      :hug: @ JMO

      @ Goat…. :yes:

      It should’ve changed again though. :waiting:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      :newbie: to this post that is… :coffee:
      Age :tape:
      Sex Yes please
      Locale sorry I don’t speak Spanish
      Status HIV negative, passed the test, got a 72
      Orientation I think its next tuesday.. :think: I’ll ask Sandra…”Hey Sandra when is the Dis how yo azz get banned orientation?”

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      I can’t stand his :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @69 . . .
      :thumbsup:
      4sheezzzie

    • Diva

      Caramel Cutie says:

      Bad Influencia! What kinda dots you giving me? the candy??

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      DOTS are gummy as heyul :rofl:

    • NaijaGal

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wonder whats in her dowry…cows, gold ju-ry…refurbished iphones..? #curious
      =================
      if’in her parents didn’t disown her :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

      deodorantless deodorant
      __________
      OMG, you go to the :kona: :spank:

    • goat76

      I see ya Oldskool71

    • Bad Influence

      the Mayan calender didnt include leap years right? so technically 12/21/12 already passed on their drywall sheet anyways.. :think:

    • kingstonn

      this bish is dumber than a box of pop rocks. :rolleyes:

    • Diva

      @WUT, I had to do a double take at yo gravi…I thought Santa was bleeding out in his neither regions :ghost:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Damn…that really makes Big Buddy the last piece i’ll ever have in life. :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      The Mayans somewhere saying the same thing they did to yall they did to us… :hahaha:

      My son says their records were destroyed thats why the have the “ending” calendar…destroyed by ppl not native to their lands.

      :thinking: Me: Did your teacher say that? It was ppl not native to the Mayans lands…what ppl..?

      Him: White ppl..

      Me: :yes: :fistbump:

      ROFL

    • Diva

      kingstonn says:

      this bish is dumber than a box of pop rocks.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Bury me 6 feet unda!!!!!!! :dead:

    • Gigi26

      Jasmine rice, gold bangles, a sticker sheet of dots, stone ground curry, deodorantless deodorant, silk scarves, and a topsy-turvy for those lil’ hair buns the older women wear.

      nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      :ghost: :coffin:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wonder whats in her dowry…cows, gold ju-ry…refurbished iphones..? #curious

      :hahaha: guhhhll!!

      Kita :yahoo: it’s 65 degrees ret nah! :grill:

    • kingstonn

      they probably traded her to him for a goat. :lol:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Bad Influence says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I wonder whats in her dowry…cows, gold ju-ry…refurbished iphones..? #curious

      refurbished iphones

      __________________________

      Im gonna need yo azz to log the hell out!!!!
      This shiat right here is soooooooooooooooo true, I know some Middle Easterns that run a corner store and they be buying up all the damn IPhones and sending em back to the Middle East, I couldnt figure out why!!! Thanks OTB :hug:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ His… An atheist I know said the same thing. :yes: :ghost: @ drywall

    • Bad Influence

      no Caramel, u get the white head and cystic dots…like ya girl Kenya :yes:

    • Oldskool71

      @LuVn Thank you much chiii. Yeah I just started my workout program and I threw in jogging BUT the jogging thing aint working out too well…maybe I will leave that out for now and just do my other workouts and build up to it.

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      Diva says:

      @WUT, I had to do a double take at yo gravi…I thought Santa was bleeding out in his neither regions
      ————————
      Nah… That only happens after some Kim K puzzay…

    • OutsidetheBox

      Status HIV negative, passed the test, got a 72
      ____________________________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Status HIV negative, passed the test, got a 72
      ____________________________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • PERFECTO

      I would like to wish all my lovely sandra roses a merry x-mas! You all are beautiful inside and outside and i hope you get everything you deserve! And my homie BAD such a Bad bish she had to take a picture of herself twice….In my 2chain voice, call her “2BAD”!!

    • KayCeiSoul

      But Baaaaad!!!! I just got here! :crying:

      I forgot a couple thangs in her dowry…

      A few frisbees (that’s all they DO is throw them dayum thangs in my sub!)
      And some men’s flooding pants – in khaki and in nylon with the basketball stripes down the sides. Oh! And some flip-flops and pun’kin seed shoes. :yes: That stuff is for Mike specifically.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      Big buddy :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      deodorantless deodorant
      ———
      :rofl: I DIE! :ghost:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Fay…..GET MY ROOM READY! <–Typed as I pack

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Bad Influence says:

      the Mayan calender didnt include leap years right? so technically 12/21/12 already passed on their drywall sheet anyways..

      __________________flat lined again

    • OutsidetheBox

      this bish is dumber than a box of pop rocks.
      ____________________________

      I wanted to say it was her age…but you only 23. So my theory :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :rolleyes:

    • Bad Influence

      kingstonn says:

      this bish is dumber than a box of pop rocks.

      & Diva thinking Santa had a bloody dack :dead: i cannot

    • Diva

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      Diva says:

      @WUT, I had to do a double take at yo gravi…I thought Santa was bleeding out in his neither regions
      ————————
      Nah… That only happens after some Kim K puzzay…

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I die…………..

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      @ Outside :lol:

    • Hershey

      I’m so sad now… :crying:

      :waves: @ 69

    • luVn_liFe…

      @OLSkOOL . . .
      Power walk For Nah..

    • Diva

      Bad Influence says:

      kingstonn says:

      this bish is dumber than a box of pop rocks.

      & Diva thinking Santa had a bloody dack i cannot

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      It appeared he did at first glance :kona:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ JMO…He almost lost his life and his tongue the other day. :nono:

      You’ve seen how little I am. He was bout to get mauled and I was gone put these mittens on him. :rofl:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      thanks OTB!! :party:

      Milkayyyy :buttshake: twerk sum!!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      white head and cystic dots

      :wail: :wail:

    • NaijaGal

      You all are beautiful inside and outside
      ==================
      Diva give you some of her pills??? :thinking:

    • goat76

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Fay…..GET MY ROOM READY! <–Typed as I pack
      ———————————————

      Your Gravi now got the Viagra doing jumping jacks in my pocket.

    • Bad Influence

      PERFECTO says:

      I would like to wish all my lovely sandra roses a merry x-mas! You all are beautiful inside and outside and i hope you get everything you deserve! And my homie BAD such a Bad bish she had to take a picture of herself twice….In my 2chain voice, call her “2BAD”!!

      :love: ur a sweet as pie hunny.. Happy Holidays to u too :yahoo:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Keesssshhh :hug:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      Hershey just…. be dammeded at yo gravi! :rofl:

    • twerkthat

      NaijaGal says:

      @OLDSKOOL are you running outside? if yes, try treadmill…I also recommend the Biggest Loser Cardio Max…that ish whoops my ass and I work out on the regular

      @TWERK figured you were an old-head

      No :newbie:..thanks! :grill:

    • Bad Influence

      NaijaGal says:

      You all are beautiful inside and outside
      ==================
      Diva give you some of her pills???

      oh no :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      A few frisbees (that’s all they DO is throw them dayum thangs in my sub!)
      And some men’s flooding pants – in khaki and in nylon with the basketball stripes down the sides. Oh! And some flip-flops and pun’kin seed shoes. That stuff is for Mike specifically.

      :wail: :ghost: :rofl:

    • VDot

      refurbished iphones

      _______________________________________

      iCant :rofl:

    • MissHarlem

      Between CARAMEL and PERFECTO I just cant be civil. CARAMEL I told ya ass you broke the rules by fonting and PERFECTO I had it up the high heavens with your infactuation :yes:

      OTB had you not log in today you would of got a crazy text :yes:

    • Bad Influence

      omg Goat’s old ass got viagra in him pockets :lol:

      bendito :no:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Viagra Jumping Beans

      50-60mph winds tonight?! :blink: *Packs faster*

    • Diva

      NaijaGal says:

      You all are beautiful inside and outside
      ==================
      Diva give you some of her pills???
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I die agane? :ghost: they is beautiful in somebody’s one eye! :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Your Gravi now got the Viagra doing jumping jacks in my pocket.

      :wail: :casket: :rofl:

    • Diva

      Bad Influence says:

      omg Goat’s old ass got viagra in him pockets
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
      What fo you need that Viagras? How old u ill? :thinking:

    • Oldskool71

      @Naija Yeah I was out at the track in the cold bout to die! I ran the curve and wanted to cut my feet off at the ankles they hurt so bad…I tried to play it off cause other folks were out there doing their thang but I was DONE! I treated myself to an Xbox 360 for Christmas and got the Zumba Rush and Nike Fitness and that Nike Fitness thing is maddness!

      @Goat what up dude :waves:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      That was nice Perfecto. :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      iCant
      ____

      iTry

      iDie

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • NaijaGal

      they is beautiful in somebody’s one eye
      ==========
      word

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Bad Influence says:

      omg Goat’s old ass got viagra in him pockets

      bendito

      ———–
      He got them from Gregg, NeNe’s husband.

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      Kita :waves: 1000 thread count eji-shun cotton sheets fa the guest bed fa when u come visit

      leave yo coat at home! :yes:

    • MissHarlem

      But Happy Holidays though. I actually mean this

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Ha! I think that’s the only pic i’ve ever posted that shows my dimple. :rofl:

    • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

      CONGRATS TO THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      @Harlemmmmm purtty …*sticks my Indian in yew..* :hug:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Shaun…I done gave up on trying. :rofl:

      Happy Holidays to you too Harlem! :hug:

    • Hershey

      @ Wut <<<<< she's different, yep she's different :lol:

    • goat76

      @Diva I’m just talking sh1t cause I licked it on accident. I swear I did!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      So for Christmas or my birthday… I am requestion Rihanna concert tickets. Which one of you roses are willing to donate some good seats to your darling Razzle and a plus one? :grill:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Does Harlem have up a “self” pic that I can’t see? :waiting:

    • NaijaGal

      @OLDSKOOL – yeah I can’t run outside much b/c of my shins…I’ve limited it to once a week :lol: but you should def do a treadmill if you want to ‘run’ daily

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      HERSHEY! :yahoo:

    • ReadingIsFundamental

      He is not sexy to me. Thats all I’ve got.

    • Bad Influence

      Harlem are u ready to behave urself?? :waiting:

    • MissHarlem

      MZ :hug: you too but I would of fonted you directly and said Have a very enjoyable holiday :kiss:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      What he do dimpz lol?

    • Bad Influence

      da fugg kind of indian u sticking in her? :huh:

      and where u sticking it?

    • KayCeiSoul

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Bad Influence says:

      omg Goat’s old ass got viagra in him pockets

      bendito

      ———–
      He got them from Gregg, NeNe’s husband.

      *****************

      :rofl: ‘Cause lawd knows he look like Rance Allen. Ain’t no reason for him to be talking about hittin’ NAYTHAN, not even LaNaythian Leakes.

    • goat76

      Oh I’m just 36 @Diva

      @Oldskool71 just chillin, enjoying being surrounded by all these beautiful Ladies. I feel like a peninsula. *in my Jack Jenkins voice*

    • OutsidetheBox

      da fugg kind of indian u sticking in her?

      and where u sticking it?
      _______________________________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      :waiting:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      :partyhat: WHIIIIIIPPPP IT
      :listen:
      Drop it drop it lowwwwww!

    • MissHarlem

      BAD are you :waiting: but yes babe

      MZ I had a pic of me let me go get it. I believe some people seen me on FB

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :hug: @ Kay

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      He is not sexy to me. Thats all I’ve got.

      :cosign:
      _____________________
      i too wanna know HIS, what kinda injun? it’s gettin hot in hurr?? :popcorn:

    • MissHarlem

      BAD :rofl: OTB is all kinds of yummy though

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Harlem you can email it to me if you want. My handle at Yahoo.

    • kingstonn

      that dumb bish still on?

    • Bad Influence

      Fiance :hump: im always behaved woman…u was trying it earlier :spank:

    • Milky

      hershey’s gravi and my gravi are cousins!!

    • kingstonn

      @ kita
      ff it to me please.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Guess my font is clear this after noon.

    • Oldskool71

      NaijaGal says:
      @OLDSKOOL – yeah I can’t run outside much b/c of my shins…I’ve limited it to once a week but you should def do a treadmill if you want to ‘run’ daily

      Thank you much cause I thought it was just me with the shin thing. My co-worker was going on saying that they shouldn’t hurt that bad, meanwhile she does marathons but to someone thats just getting started…I’m glad theres some folks out there that understand my pain (literally) :wink:

    • Bad Influence

      kingstonn says:

      that dumb bish still on?

      :crying:

    • lakiesha76

      If he found happiness good for him. To find someone down for you is hard she could be blue so what.

    • MissHarlem

      <– only pic of me in my gravatar. Too lazy to update etc

    • Milky

      @goat :boobs:

    • Hershey

      Dimpz :hugs: hey hon

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      WUT WUT in the BUTT!! :buttshake:

      thanks u suga!! how u BEAN? :party:

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      :rolleyes:

    • Gigi26

      I wonders if she henna’s his hair for him… hmmm :thinking:

    • MissHarlem

      :wail: I cant see new gravis so dont even know if that shows lol

    • goat76

      Proceeds to flood Dimps email with dyck pics.

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Millllkkkyyyyyy and Hersheyyyyyyyy! Yall aint shiat for them gravis baby

    • Bad Influence

      oh @Razzle, u wanted tickets to the petting zoo yes? Rihanna will be headlining the holiday musical @ the Goat Exhibit…i might can get u tickets bew…

    • KayCeiSoul

      :hug: Hey Dimpz!!

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      i ILL toasted! :cheers:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      goat76 says:

      Proceeds to flood Dimps email with dyck pics.
      ————
      :eek:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Harlem…It’s the same

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      @ Whipps

      I-I-I be fine! What all you getting into for your birfday! Hey, you got some “special” whip for birthday night?

    • Bad Influence

      and you are… :coffee:

    • kingstonn

      * sends Kita pictures of rusty ankles and ashy hands*

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      @Diva I’m just talking sh1t cause I licked it on accident. I swear I did!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
      What ya licking on Goat? oh and 36 is a nice age…….. :boobs:

    • KayCeiSoul

      OMG folks be busting up in here and don’t know our VIBE.

      That is the dumb shyt I don’t like.

      There are no CLIQUES in these parts.

      There is a VIIIIIIBE.

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      Goat! :rofl: i hope u working wit more than 3.5! :rofl:

    • Gigi26

      :rofl: Bad :stop:

    • goat76

      @Milky…..Explain why you chose/earned your screen name in a seductive manner. TIA!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Goat… :ghost:

      Please DON’T! That’s how BS gets started. :no:

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      Proceeds to flood Dimps email with dyck pics.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      dyck pics starts the masses to e-thugging round these parts! :cuss:

    • kingstonn

      so we uploading sexy pics of ourselves? *heads to gravatar*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Bad Influence says:

      oh @Razzle, u wanted tickets to the petting zoo yes? Rihanna will be headlining the holiday musical @ the Goat Exhibit…i might can get u tickets bew…
      ———-
      Iowan see no dammn goats! :lol: I see and smell them fawkers every day at work.. The place where I work decided to implement free lawn care a few years back…

    • MissHarlem

      KAYYYY first off :hug: but yesss chit I dont care who think about cliques. If I vibe with you I do if not you will know bc I dont speak. SHEESH

      MZ you got mail :yahoo:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :woohoo: wish i knew wtf was goin on ret nah! :mad:

      ___________
      WUT :party: soon as him get back i’m finna try not to break that thang! :hump:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Aye Hershey and Milky dem mofos in yall gravi got the top dropped wit the windows rolled up

    • MissHarlem

      FIANCE you was trying it but bc my love for you is DEEP I let it go and went shopping instead hmph. Now Im ready to be fckd so get on it :kiss:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Jay..I don’t want those pics of Man you have! :rofl:

    • KayCeiSoul

      Exactly Miss Harlem! And :hug: right back at ‘ya! :happy:

    • Oldskool71

      @Dimpz :happy: *me spinning around in circles* I see your dimple!!! I LOVE dimples and have always been mezmorized by them!!! I can’t even pay attention to what a person is saying if they have dimples becasue I’m always sitting there looking at their cheeks waiting for them to show up and disappear and then I get the urge to stick my finger in it…even when people are chewing, they show up and disappear, show up and disappear…LOVE IT!!! :ashamed: okay I’m finished carry on

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Hold up …..I think I got a sexy pic somewhere…Does the year mattter?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Aye Hershey and Milky dem mofos in yall gravi got the top dropped wit the windows rolled up
      ———–
      :no: :lol:

    • MissHarlem

      FAYLA is twisted :rofl:

    • goat76

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Goat… :ghost:

      Please DON’T! That’s how BS gets started.
      ——————————————

      Trust. I wasn’t gonna do no sh1t like that. We gucci?!?!

      Was just playin cause you dropped your email addy.

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      When I was a lil girl I use to try to make a dimple in my face cause my cousins had the prettiest damn dimples…I use to try and be bolegged too

    • Bad Influence

      kingstonn says:

      * sends Kita pictures of rusty ankles and ashy hands*

      *spits out water*

    • Milky

      @goat well a male (friend) gave me dat name years ago. becuz of my sloppy neither regions then years later another friend started callin me that becuz of my breast size!! I wuld’ve been sexier wit my description but we jus met. And I hear u go wit several other Roses on hur!! lol

    • OutsidetheBox

      and you are…
      ____________

      I was gonna come play…but I am Ruby Lee’s (RIP :heart: ) grandadughter…and I think I just heard her call me.. :ghost:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      iWhip says:

      Goat! i hope u working wit more than 3.5!
      ————————–
      Sweet jesus yes! Two men with 3.5 is still about 1.5 short…

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      <—- Is as sessy as I'll evah get for you roses… :tea:

      And no I didn't update my gravie.

    • MissHarlem

      I always said MZ looks like a sexy ass BAMBI to me (the fawn not the reality person) and she knows thats not a diss bc I really adore them since that damn BAMBI disney movie. Shes cute

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      kingstonn says:

      * sends Kita pictures of rusty ankles and ashy hands*

      _____________________
      I would like to see that!

    • OutsidetheBox

      There is a VIIIIIIBE.
      ________________________

      +1. *Rihanna voice* Dont be fukking up the vibe.. :huh:

    • KayCeiSoul

      iWhip says:

      Goat! i hope u working wit more than 3.5!

      ***********************************

      :dead:

      Fay – u actin’ out on yo’ burfday? I done said happy burfday to you quite a frew times! :yes:

    • kingstonn

      keesh lmao :rofl:

    • Diva

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      iWhip says:

      Goat! i hope u working wit more than 3.5!
      ————————–
      Sweet jesus yes! Two men with 3.5 is still about 1.5 short…

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      say it aint so, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • goat76

      It’s more than 3.5.

      Dat sh1t sounds like some rolling papers…..3.5 lol!!

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      Keesh says:

      Hold up …..I think I got a sexy pic somewhere…Does the year mattter?
      ————————–
      Don’t no body want to see your baby pic when yo folks thought it was cute to lay you on a fluffy rug in the buck… :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      And I hear u go wit several other Roses on hur!! lol
      _________________________

      “go with” KILT me :rofl:

    • Milky

      speakin of 3.5 where is Man?

    • Niecy

      Sad news? Not so much. Sad will be when Idris Elba geta married. Mr Ealy hasn’t done it for me since Barber shop.

    • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

      :crying:

    • MissHarlem

      WUT is stupid :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      Kingstonn dnt.. :dead:

      if she said she has sexy ones then she does :hahaha:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Goat…I SweaterGawd I knew that and was joking with you. :hug: We Gucci!

      Thanks Harlem.. :ashamed:

      @ OldSkool…I’m always “mugging” on here but, I smile ALOT in person. New Girl always says she doesn’t know who that mean look chick in my pics is. :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I think my sessy pics have already been shared yes.. #exemptthisgoround

      :tea:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      goat76 says:

      It’s more than 3.5.

      Dat sh1t sounds like some rolling papers…..3.5 lol!!
      ——————
      Coke Can? Glade Can? Fosters Australian for Beer Can? Elaborate please :popcorn:

    • Oldskool71

      Keesh says:
      When I was a lil girl I use to try to make a dimple in my face cause my cousins had the prettiest damn dimples…I use to try and be bolegged too

      Hey me too!!! I think when I see people with dimples i subconscioulsy want to mimick their facial movements in hopes that they would miraculously just show up on me!

    • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

      Fk you and yo DOTS bia

    • VDot

      I think my sessy pics have already been shared yes.. #exemptthisgoround

      ____________________________________

      Email ‘em to me. vdotitis @ gmail dot cum <- :yes:

    • kingstonn

      @ his
      what? i ain’t mean it like that!
      I’m laughing cause she said how old they have to be. :nono: you ain’t chit! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Is it sad/bad that I’m already tired of our new Lt? He just be talkin sometimes and I swear I tune him out..not on purpose but….well IDK why I do it :lol: .

    • Bad Influence

      omg ya’ll biatches aint shat i swear :crying:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Shaun…. +1

    • Gigi26

      Harlem and she sexiii backside deehhhh *puts on vybz kartel*

      :hahaha:

    • honeybun3757

      wow…

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      haha

    • Diva

      <—-I have dimples!!!

    • goat76

      Milky says:

      @goat well a male (friend) gave me dat name years ago. becuz of my sloppy neither regions then years later another friend started callin me that becuz of my breast size!! I wuld’ve been sexier wit my description but we jus met. And I hear u go wit several other Roses on hur!! lol
      —————————————
      Since we just met, next week you gonna let me see :hunching: if it’s real?

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :blink:

      And then the fight started. :no: :kona:

    • KayCeiSoul

      Bad Influence says:

      and you are… :coffee:

      **********************************

      ^^^ AND THIS ^^^

      Left me –> :wail:

      Lawd hammercy y’all some sharp lil’ pocketknives aren’t ya’??

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      dot cum Vdot?? :lol: :spank:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :yahoo: @ Diva having dimples

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Kay… Weeds :coffee:

    • kingstonn

      :popcorn: <– really gauze to stop from drooling

    • Diva

      Caramel Cutie says:

      Fk you and yo DOTS bia

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Oh what done happened herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? fo shameeeeeeeeeeee

    • Ty

      700+ downstairs can I get a recap :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      Caramel Cutie says:

      Fk you and yo DOTS bia

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that shyt slayed me so hard i aint’eem mad btch :dead:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Jay…go to sleep1 :lol:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Diva having dimples
      —————————
      I got dimples… they weren’t there when I was born doe… :think: funny what age does to tha butt cheeks…

    • OutsidetheBox

      Fk you and yo DOTS bia

      ________________________

      @em or dap em®. :rofl: Amd spell that chit out…dont short font.. :rofl:

    • goat76

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      goat76 says:

      It’s more than 3.5.

      Dat sh1t sounds like some rolling papers…..3.5 lol!!
      ——————
      Coke Can? Glade Can? Fosters Australian for Beer Can? Elaborate please
      —————————————-
      Idk….How about an empty toilet paper roll…you know the cardboard.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ WUT

      Thank God that’s still holding up. *wipes brow*

    • Gigi26

      Fk you and yo DOTS bia

      :dead:

    • Bad Influence

      did Kaycei call us pocketknives :ghost:

    • Diva

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Diva having dimples
      —————————
      I got dimples… they weren’t there when I was born doe… funny what age does to tha butt cheeks…

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :dead:

    • kingstonn

      @ kita
      I’m watching everybody hates chris. :lol:

    • Oldskool71

      Milky says:
      becuz of my sloppy neither regions

      :rofl:
      Okay now I done messed around and spit hot chocolate all over my keyboard

    • MissHarlem

      GIGI :lol: you know my Westie ass read that in an accent right? :rofl: Thanks hun

    • Diva

      I’m talking bout the dimples in my face cheeks by the way! #helpful

    • Bad Influence

      *gets magnifying glass*

      Oldskool bew..do better…that gravi is shrinking my pupils hunty :rofl:

    • goat76

      Diva says:

      I’m talking bout the dimples in my face cheeks by the way! #helpful
      ———————-
      You know you got to be pacific round here.

    • kingstonn

      omggggggg harlemmmmmmmmmmmmm! omg.. :love:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :eek: <— Tryna see OldSkool's gravi @HIS :rofl:

    • Diva

      Oldskool where u from?

    • Bad Influence

      im just over here cracking up :hahaha:

    • MissHarlem

      OTB I dont ever do request but you just might get one today :yes:

      KENYA slayed my boo huh :rofl:

    • tld007

      Love us love, but it seems brothers are not checking for sisters at all!

    • MissHarlem

      KINGSTONN thanks hun

      I cant see new gravis so mine is still Aaliyah :rofl: lawd

    • kingstonn

      @ his
      i zoomed in. :shrug:
      you’d zoom in if you loved her. :yes:

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      Diva says:

      I’m talking bout the dimples in my face cheeks by the way! #helpful
      ———————-
      You know you got to be pacific round here.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I’mma just blame it on that alcohol…..you right though! Soooo you 36 huh? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • Oldskool71

      Diva says:

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Diva having dimples
      —————————
      I got dimples… they weren’t there when I was born doe… funny what age does to tha butt cheeks…

      Ummm I LOVE dimples and love imagining sticking my fingers in’em buttarumahhh…I can’t say I ever daydreamed about putting my fingers in buttcheek dimps :no:

    • Bad Influence

      Kingstonn why do u go flirt with Naija (shes amazing) or something :shank:

      back up off my woman ho!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Jay…I’ve never seen that

      @ His…:coffee: <–Water

    • Nakeya_j

      And then the fight started
      —-
      Can I get a quick recap?! Who is fighting?!

    • Milky

      Since we just met, next week you gonna let me see if it’s real?

      ________________________
      Damn how did u know that I was that easy???

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Harlrm.. :smack: All this time, I thought your gravi was Jada Pinkett with long hair. :ashamed:

    • Bad Influence

      Fiance, she sure did…she got dem ANGRY BUMPS rising up

      *makes sign of cross and flings holy witch hazel*

    • trallen75

      As long as,Idris Elba still on the market…I’m good!

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      goat76 says:

      It’s more than 3.5.

      Dat sh1t sounds like some rolling papers…..3.5 lol!!
      ——————
      Coke Can? Glade Can? Fosters Australian for Beer Can? Elaborate please
      —————————————-
      Idk….How about an empty toilet paper roll…you know the cardboard.
      ——————————–
      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… :no: Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least…

    • OutsidetheBox

      :hahaha: :hahaha: Good times Roses…good times.

    • kingstonn

      i… i fckin… :dead: :ghost:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Nakeya…It appears, we dodged THAT bullet. :yes: :yahoo:

    • Diva

      Nakeya_j says:

      And then the fight started
      —-
      Can I get a quick recap?! Who is fighting?!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^ don’t say this!!!!! We don’t fight on this here family oriented blog!!!! :smack:

    • goat76

      Milky says:

      Since we just met, next week you gonna let me see if it’s real?

      ________________________
      Damn how did u know that I was that easy???
      ————————————————
      I didn’t, but Thanks for sharing that tid bit….lol jus playin!!

    • MissHarlem

      FIANCE I was about to get to eye rolls in the back of my head font but when I read fck you and your dots I died. She lucky on that

      MZ :rofl: Aaliyah bout the only chick that I can stand being my gravi 365. I been over Jada since the Matrix. Nothing against her but eh lol

    • Nakeya_j

      @MzDimplez1123 Well Amen. Peace and Love in here!

    • flyygirl

      so i finally googled the freeze curls that Sandra wears…I’m just not gonna say anything because I’m not tryna be banned after only being here for a hot 2 minutes.

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      Diva says:

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Diva having dimples
      —————————
      I got dimples… they weren’t there when I was born doe… funny what age does to tha butt cheeks…

      Ummm I LOVE dimples and love imagining sticking my fingers in’em buttarumahhh…I can’t say I ever daydreamed about putting my fingers in buttcheek dimps
      —————————
      :rofl: I don’t think anybody wants to do that. I saw a butt in a bikini ova tha summa look like she just stood up from sitting in a pile of pointy rocks…

    • goat76

      Diva says:

      goat76 says:

      Diva says:

      I’m talking bout the dimples in my face cheeks by the way! #helpful
      ———————-
      You know you got to be pacific round here.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I’mma just blame it on that alcohol…..you right though! Soooo you 36 huh? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
      ————————————–
      Yeah 36…..What’s wit the hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

    • KayCeiSoul

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Kay… Weeds

      *********************************

      :wail: :crying:

      My side hurt so bad….I can’t…. :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      why is Dimpz dranking coffee on me?? :waiting:

    • Nakeya_j

      Diva says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      And then the fight started
      —-
      Can I get a quick recap?! Who is fighting?!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^ don’t say this!!!!! We don’t fight on this here family oriented blog!!
      ——
      Sorry, I must of read wrong.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Nakeya….Good is cool. We might end up without coal filled stockings this year. MIGHT! :yes:

    • iyonah

      What yall talking about? And Michael is so gooooooooood looking!

    • Milky

      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least
      ______________________________
      :cosign:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      God is good not Good is cool. Forgive my multitasking fingers. :lol:

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      Diva says:

      goat76 says:

      Diva says:

      I’m talking bout the dimples in my face cheeks by the way! #helpful
      ———————-
      You know you got to be pacific round here.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I’mma just blame it on that alcohol…..you right though! Soooo you 36 huh? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
      ————————————–
      Yeah 36…..What’s wit the hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Well I’m just saying I am a little older than most of these nice young ladies and well………………RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • Oldskool71

      I zoomed it a bit on the gravi but it seems to take a few to update

    • Nakeya_j

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Nakeya….Good is cool. We might end up without coal filled stockings this year. MIGHT!
      ——
      Santa is going to bring you all the MG’s from the past two weeks.

    • goat76

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      goat76 says:

      It’s more than 3.5.

      Dat sh1t sounds like some rolling papers…..3.5 lol!!
      ——————
      Coke Can? Glade Can? Fosters Australian for Beer Can? Elaborate please
      —————————————-
      Idk….How about an empty toilet paper roll…you know the cardboard.
      ——————————–
      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… :no: Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least…
      ———————————————-

      I thought you was talking about girth. I ain’t ashamed of my package tho. Sh1t ain’t nothin I can do about it but keep on strokin.

    • MissHarlem

      FLY girl go head and talk about em and see how fast you wont be able to login. Thats the only thing we can lightweight I repeat lightweight joke on her about.

    • kingstonn

      i hate His. :mad:

    • Diva

      Milky says:

      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least
      ______________________________

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      But iffin he has a big duck….fugg what ya heard….speak up

    • KayCeiSoul

      @ Fly – if you EVER want them, I know how to do the freeze spirals REAL-REAL good. Stove curlers and err’thang. Pump It Up, Isoplus Oil sheen.
      Glittuh. :yes:

      It’s just that your head will sound crunchy everytime you turn it or lay down, or put your head back on the couch or car headrest. :ashamed:

      Otherwise – they’ll last you quite a lil’ bit. They don’t quite FALL like soft spirals…they fall OUT.

      $30. :coffee:

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      thought you was talking about girth. I ain’t ashamed of my package tho. Sh1t ain’t nothin I can do about it but keep on strokin.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      BAM

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ His ….@ you still laughing. :lol:

    • Bad Influence

      :rofl: no da fugg u don’t lil guhl

    • Diva

      KayCeiSoul says:

      @ Fly – if you EVER want them, I know how to do the freeze spirals REAL-REAL good. Stove curlers and err’thang. Pump It Up, Isoplus Oil sheen.
      Glittuh.

      It’s just that your head will sound crunchy everytime you turn it or lay down, or put your head back on the couch or car headrest.

      Otherwise – they’ll last you quite a lil’ bit. They don’t quite FALL like soft spirals…they fall OUT.

      $30.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Gone now KayCei, get….

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      :coffee:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Nakeya….I hope not. I’d rather just have dust in my stocking. :rofl:

    • Diva

      Nakeya_j says:

      Diva says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      And then the fight started
      —-
      Can I get a quick recap?! Who is fighting?!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^ don’t say this!!!!! We don’t fight on this here family oriented blog!!
      ——
      Sorry, I must of read wrong.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :applause:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      goat76 says:

      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least…
      ———————————————-

      I thought you was talking about girth. I ain’t ashamed of my package tho. Sh1t ain’t nothin I can do about it but keep on strokin.
      ——————
      Whew! Man cuz boy!!! CUZ that would…just…be a…TRAGIC waste of cutiepieness!!!

    • goat76

      @Diva…Oh I betta watch out for that cougar.

    • Bad Influence

      somebody needs to induce Kaycei’s labor :rofl:

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      @Diva…Oh I betta watch out for that cougar.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :yes: :yes:

    • flyygirl

      lol, KayCeiSoul. Idk if I’ll every be able to wear this style. Think you need a relaxer for it and I aint got nary a one in my head. But hey, if that’s want sandra likes…do ya thing. aint hurtin’ me none.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      Nooooooooo Micheal…whyyyyyyyyyyyy
      whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      *sits in the middle of the blog & weeps like Radio did when his mom died*

      :wail:

    • flyygirl

      And I didn’t say hi to Diva earlier. Thanks for welcoming me :hugs:

    • Nakeya_j

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Nakeya….I hope not. I’d rather just have dust in my stocking
      ——-
      Your gonna end up with the one who was on the beach!

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least
      ______________________________

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      But iffin he has a big duck….fugg what ya heard….speak up
      ————————-
      :lol: He said he is that in girth… that is do’able.. :nono: can’t be toilet tissue roll length.. It would just keep falling out on the upstroke.. :coffee:

    • Diva

      @Flygirl, you’re welcome hun! Get in where you fit in……….

    • luVn_liFe…

      :popcorn:

      :koolaid:

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Otherwise – they’ll last you quite a lil’ bit. They don’t quite FALL like soft spirals…they fall OUT
      ___________________
      :dead:

    • Diva

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least
      ______________________________

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      But iffin he has a big duck….fugg what ya heard….speak up
      ————————-
      He said he is that in girth… that is do’able.. can’t be toilet tissue roll length.. It would just keep falling out on the upstroke..

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ION look at toilet tissue roll dack! :rofl: Paper towel roll make a bish put on her chaps and botts!!!!

    • goat76

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      goat76 says:

      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least…
      ———————————————-

      I thought you was talking about girth. I ain’t ashamed of my package tho. Sh1t ain’t nothin I can do about it but keep on strokin.
      ——————
      Whew! Man cuz boy!!! CUZ that would…just…be a…TRAGIC waste of cutiepieness!!!
      —————————————-
      Thanks for the compliment shawtie. :kiss:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      <~~~hiccup!

      and :dead: @Kay #373

    • Diva

      *boots

    • Gigi26

      Nooooooooo Micheal…whyyyyyyyyyyyy
      whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

      He gone be just fine with Princess Jasmine up top :yes: don’t worry bout him no mo *Miss Celie voice*

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      LADIES WHATS THE RULES TO BE CONSIDERED A COUGAR?

      How many years older than the man do you have to be to be considered a cougar?
      I mean if he is 35 and you like 45 is that still cougarville? Or does tha man just have to be in his 20 and you not?

      If he is 28 and you are 37? Camp Cougar?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      anddddddddddddd…

      whom-so-eva said that Mike’s wife’s dad…traded her to him for a goat…
      :chase:

    • Diva

      Gigi26 says:

      Nooooooooo Micheal…whyyyyyyyyyyyy
      whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

      He gone be just fine with Princess Jasmine up top don’t worry bout him no mo *Miss Celie voice*

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Causing he shole don’t want Miss Celie and none of her colored sistas :rofl:

    • KayCeiSoul

      flyygirl says:

      lol, KayCeiSoul. Idk if I’ll every be able to wear this style. Think you need a relaxer for it and I aint got nary a one in my head. But hey, if that’s want sandra likes…do ya thing. aint hurtin’ me none.

      ******************************

      Got a fix for that too. Dixie Peach grease and a hot comb. :coffee:
      You aine gone have no edges left, but you can rock a headband or a scarf. They’re in style.

      Auntie gets lil’ pencil curls. I’ll be done burnt a hole to her brain trying to do that style. :no:

      See what I’m doing here though ^^^^^^^ ???

      This is called a friendly DIVERSION.

      Auntie WILL whack dat azz for even THANKIN’ about her freeze curls.
      :coffee:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :wail: Nakeya…How you come in against me?

    • Diva

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      LADIES WHATS THE RULES TO BE CONSIDERED A COUGAR?

      How many years older than the man do you have to be to be considered a cougar?
      I mean if he is 35 and you like 45 is that still cougarville? Or does tha man just have to be in his 20 and you not?

      If he is 28 and you are 37? Camp Cougar?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Camp Cougar IMB!

    • Bad Influence

      oh its okay Whang…he felt his destiny was to be with a rug spinning snake charmer…let the boy go :rofl:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      Your size and Length? Don’t tell noooobody else that son… Please tell me you meant PAPER Towel Rollat least
      ______________________________

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      But iffin he has a big duck….fugg what ya heard….speak up
      ————————-
      He said he is that in girth… that is do’able.. can’t be toilet tissue roll length.. It would just keep falling out on the upstroke..

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ION look at toilet tissue roll dack! Paper towel roll make a bish put on her chaps and botts!!!!
      ——————-
      YEEEEEEHAAAWWWW! I would ride it off the bed and cross tha floe’ he would have azz burns from the carpet… :coffee:

    • luVn_liFe…

      mzwhang . . .
      that Bissh aint passed out somewhere letting somethang take advantage of her?

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      <—is lost in the gyat dayum sauce! :cheers:

      but hey, it's mah burfday so :buttshake:

      KAYKAY!! :party: i thought i had said thank ya, but if i didnt it's all the booze & blunks :yes:

      THANK YA! :rofl:

    • KayCeiSoul

      mzwhang90210 says:

      anddddddddddddd…

      whom-so-eva said that Mike’s wife’s dad…traded her to him for a goat…

      *********************************

      :wail: I missed that mzwhang! Who said that!!? It had to be one of the PocketKnives… OTB, Bad, Harlem, Gyps, Wut, Naija….one of them HAD to have said it! :rofl:

    • Oldskool71

      Hey is this a bit better?

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Im bored…

    • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

      hmpf.. In that order * Kenya twirls out tha do*

    • goat76

      Happy B-day iWhip :hug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I think SANDRiTA is for Serious,she thinks the world is going to end

    • Gigi26

      :party:

      HAPPY BURFFDAY FAYLAAAAAAAAAAHHH

      *lays edges with whip*

    • GellySammich

      *AHEM* FOR THE JUICING CREW

      Healthy Glow

      1/4 cucumber
      1 cup clueberries
      3 passion fruit
      1 pineapple spear

      I will give you some nastier ones later but start off with something tasty so you won’t get discouraged.

    • Diva

      YEEEEEEHAAAWWWW! I would ride it off the bed and cross tha floe’ he would have azz burns from the carpet…
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      That’s the shyt I’m talking bout!!!!

      @Oldskool :thumbsup:

    • OutsidetheBox

      *whispers* KINGSTONN

    • goat76

      Mee too @San

      Im ready to get off. Been a long slow week.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :party: OVA Herrrre!
      OLSKOOL :shock: <–JimCARREYS FACE IN MASK

    • Bad Influence

      If that pregnant heathen KAYCEI calls me a pocketknife one mo gain in here today :ghost:

      HAPPY BOYFDAYYYYYYYY AGAIINNNNN FAYYYY!!!! :hug:
      Deandra never showed up :cuss: she was finna dance all ova yer lap girl :buttshake:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      KayCeiSoul says:

      mzwhang90210 says:

      anddddddddddddd…

      whom-so-eva said that Mike’s wife’s dad…traded her to him for a goat…

      *********************************

      I missed that mzwhang! Who said that!!? It had to be one of the PocketKnives… OTB, Bad, Harlem, Gyps, Wut, Naija….one of them HAD to have said it!

      ——————————-
      :rofl: twern’t me this time…

    • OutsidetheBox

      *adds: friend for CC to my xmas list* :no:

    • GellySammich

      HAPPY FAY DAY!!

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      goat76 says:

      Mee too @San

      Im ready to get off. Been a long slow week
      ————-
      My point exactly

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Hey, Walgreens aint shiat yall…Ive been going through something deep with them mofos all day and I got tears in my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Gigi26

      Causing he shole don’t want Miss Celie and none of her colored sistas

      I remember that movie with him and Halle Berry :yes: And he got rabies and ended up offing himself…if that wasn’t a translation into his real life.. :yes:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      GELLY! :yahoo:

      *does the Naughty Girl routine for Shaun*

    • MissHarlem

      :rofl: I just caught that we was called Pocketknives. Too funny

    • GellySammich

      =/ OTBey why you wanna punish somebody else and put it off on them? that ain’t Jesus

    • goat76

      U been cutting up pretty good today Bad Influence, you may have earned that name. ijs

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      goat76 says:

      Mee too @San

      Im ready to get off. Been a long slow week.
      ————
      Go ahead and stick through the screen, Ill help you out… :smack: you meant get off WORK! myyyyyyy bad….

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      Gigi26 says: He gone be just fine with Princess Jasmine up top don’t worry bout him no mo *Miss Celie voice*
      ________________________
      *lip quiver* but…but…. :wail:

    • Nakeya_j

      I’m not!! Ok you can just have dust @mzdimplez1123

    • GellySammich

      Fruity 5

      1 orange (peeled)
      1/2 lime (peeled)
      2 pineapple spears
      3 strawberries
      1/2 kiwi

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Shaun…What Xmas list? :shrug:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      Goodnight all! :kiss:

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY BIRHTDAY whiiiiiiiiiiiiiPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

      :party:

    • goat76

      San says:

      goat76 says:

      Mee too @San

      Im ready to get off. Been a long slow week
      ————-
      My point exactly
      —————————-
      I’m off next week and that sh1t is going fly by. I’m already pissed cause I know it’s gonna happen.

    • Gigi26

      she was finna dance all ova yer lap girl

      NAW she wasn’t! She gettin ready for her new shoot…she getting her u-wig done, they got 3 more squirrels left to put in :yes:

    • Bad Influence

      OldSkool ju pretty gal u! :thumbsup:

      *bullhorn* hey kewt bishes we have another oneeeeeeeeeeeeee *yells and gives Oldskool her patch* :woohoo:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @GELLYSAMMICH :hug:
      You remembered!YOU SO SWEET,u is kind . . . u is impotent . .

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no? :thinking:

    • GellySammich

      Clean Sweep

      1/2 lemon
      1 apple
      1/2 beet
      1 large celery stalk
      1/4 cucumber

      but I must warn you (<— Coming to America) that everything I've had with beets tasted like dirt… literally

    • Bad Influence

      oh GOAT, i’ve BEEN earned this name hunny :lol:

    • goat76

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      goat76 says:

      Mee too @San

      Im ready to get off. Been a long slow week.
      ————
      Go ahead and stick through the screen, Ill help you out… :smack: you meant get off WORK! myyyyyyy bad….
      ————————————
      We can work it out!!!

      Goodnight :hunching:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Keya, your baby is a cutie pie

    • Gigi26

      Hey is this a bit better?

      Youse a pretty ole thang!! Get it :bootyshake:

    • goat76

      Keesh says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?
      ———————————-
      I like this definition, except the under 30 part.

    • GellySammich

      aaww shux *giggle* I did remember! Heeey luvn!

    • Oldskool71

      @Bad thank you gurl *grabs patch and puts it on her chest*

    • luVn_liFe…

      @OLSkool Whey you at?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      KayCeiSoul says: I missed that mzwhang! Who said that!!?
      _________________________
      I think it was Kingston wut said it.

      I was :rofl:

      I’m glad Mike is happy and all..but deeee-yammmmm!
      Now I’ve gotta fantasize bout sumbody else!!
      :cuss:

    • Diva

      Bad Influence says:

      OldSkool ju pretty gal u!

      *bullhorn* hey kewt bishes we have another oneeeeeeeeeeeeee *yells and gives Oldskool her patch*
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Hold the fugg up Bad, I ain’t get a patch!!!! :cuss:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Nakeya_j
      Krute Baby . .
      You aint in da Pork N Beans is juuu?

    • GellySammich

      I swear they better be writing this down cuz I ain’t finna do it again… nope… won’t do it…

      until they ask

    • goat76

      Yes that’s better…….

      I can…. never mind!!

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      Keesh says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?
      ———————————-
      I like this definition, except the under 30 part.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl: lies told on SR

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      Keesh says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?
      ———————————-
      I like this definition, except the under 30 part.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl: lies told on SR

    • OutsidetheBox

      :bye: Everyone..Have a Merry Xmas. Or a merry non-denominational, secular day offa work. :bye:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Gelly…copying and pasting to my email. :yes: Thank you

    • Diva

      :wave: Merry Christmas OTB!

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Diva says:

      goat76 says:

      Keesh says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?
      ———————————-
      I like this definition, except the under 30 part.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      lies told on SR

      ______________________

      :hahaha:

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Well I’ve had my daily dose

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      Goat Gelly HIS :party: thanks loves!

      :cheers: i’m at my 3 drank limit, i’m FEELIN it NAH!

      bye WUT WUT!! :bye:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      @Oldsk…cute gravi!! :thumbsup:

      @Keesh..is that u in ya gravi?

      @LuvN…my doggy is awaitin on Bo. She’s saving her pooch puddy 4 him!!

      :buttshake:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      *mouths to Shaun* Call me later.

    • Diva

      Iwhip, you pour one up for meh?

    • Bad Influence

      Gelly :waves:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Everyone..Have a Merry Xmas. Or a merry non-denominational, secular day offa work.

      December 20, 2012 at 5:06 pm
      _____________________________

      So you saying you not coming back until after Christmas and when the world pose to end midnight or tomorrow @ midnight????

    • goat76

      Holla OTB!!

    • Ty

      Katt Williams claims the reason he pimp-slapped a Target employee in the face last month is because the guy called him the n-word … and TMZ has video of Katt’s explanation.

      Katt was performing last night at the Comedy Store in Hollywood when he described what went down immediately before the November 25th attack in Sacramento — telling the audience, “This is what the dude at Target said … ‘Your assistant is already suing you, you p**sy ass n***er.”

      The jab is a reference to this lawsuit — in which Katt’s former assistant is suing him for $5 million, claiming the comic punched her.

      Katt said he flipped when he heard the slur and asked the employee, “Did you just say the n-word in front of Katt Williams?” — to which the employee answered, “You say it all the time.”

      Katt says he shot back, “Say it again and see what happens” — and that’s when he knocked the guy upside the head.

      Katt then compared his racism plight to that of Dave Chappelle, explaining, “That’s the same sh*t that drove [Chappelle] out of the f***ing business.”

      Katt seems to be alluding to Chappelle’s claim that he quit his Comedy Central show and went into seclusion over an argument with producers about a sketch that he believed was racist.

      As we reported, the Target employee — a guy named Forrest Liebenberg — was fired from his job shortly after the incident. Target wouldn’t explain why. Multiple calls to Liebenberg weren’t returned.

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      AND GIGI! :party:

      it’s been a pretty good bday as mine go :yes:

      i’ve had some pretty suckey ones in the past :/

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      FayFay…I toldja once alreety..but again
      HAPPYYYYYYYY
      BURFFFFFFF DAYYYYYYYY!!!

      :cheer: :koolaid:

    • MissHarlem

      :peace: yall have an awesome night.

      FIANCE you stupid :rofl: bullhorn really?

    • Oldskool71

      @Gigi I’d posted that first pic because of you. When I saw your gravi it reminded me of my pic and I thought “okay me and this girl GOT to be related somehow” the complexion is different BUT you know in our families folks can be differnt tones and look JUST alike.

      @LuVn I’m from the capital of the confederacy (not bragging)

    • goat76

      Diva says:

      goat76 says:

      Keesh says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?
      ———————————-
      I like this definition, except the under 30 part.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl: lies told on SR
      ————————————-
      Which part are the lies?

    • Bad Influence

      *mouths to Dimpz & OTB*

      3-way call me later…ya’ll mistreat me all the time :crying:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :rofl: OTB gitcho PC ass on hea! :hug:

      i tess yew! :hahaha:

    • GellySammich

      :hug: BadAss

    • Ty

      Merry Xmas All

      :wave:

    • Bad Influence

      I’m out too :waves:

      is anybody here 2morrow? ya know iffin we dnt blowuptuate in the morning :lol:

    • GellySammich

      Wait… so nobody else working tomorrow? :(

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :hug: snuggles His up.

    • Diva

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      This is a lie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      <————-dis shiat didnt even crop my head in it….ughgghh :mad: back to gravatar :steer:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      Murrryyyyyyy Xmas @ Ty
      Laters Miss Harlem

    • GellySammich

      The world can’t go nowhurz. My baby 1st birfday tomorrow!!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      <—will be here tomorrow early though. I'm getting off @ 3:45

    • goat76

      Bad Influence says:

      *mouths to Dimpz & OTB*

      3-way call me later…ya’ll mistreat me all the time
      ——————————————————–
      I gotcha back when nobody else does. * Viagra’s just a smiling in my pocket*

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      TY

      :rofl:

      :steer: <—katt running over dave

      he need mo peepa!

    • 100% usa made!

      Just got off of Google News, people are really stressing on the Mayan 2012 thing. This might be even funnier than Y2K!! (I was silly enough back then to stack up on water and canned goods) I refuse to spend up my $$ hoarding a bunch of top ramen and beef jerky again, LOL

    • Diva

      I’m here tomorrow…iffin I don’t blow up with the rest of the world!!! See you heffas in e-land on the other side!

    • Gigi26

      Yaaay Fay I iz glad the day has gone well for you :thumbsup:

      Oldskool: We alls related somehow some way :yes:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Diva says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      This is a lie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      __________________________________

      Help me out Diva you elegant sexy lady… you know Im lil lost on the Cougar thang (Did a Kenya twirl)

    • Diva

      Keesh says:

      <————-dis shiat didnt even crop my head in it….ughgghh back to gravatar

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Keesh, I see yo head :rofl:

    • GellySammich

      Power Punch

      2 cups kale
      2 cups parsley
      1 cup spinach leaves
      1 medium apple
      3 celery stalks
      1/2 green pepper

      ^^^ prolly taste like ass but it looks like it’ll clean ya out and apparently you people lick ass anyway :shrug:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :lol: @ Goat

    • luVn_liFe…

      :think:
      Y errybody saying toddle and Merry Xmas . . .its days away

    • GellySammich

      Ok seriously… somebody help me out. If the world is ending… like won’t be no mo world… why you buying a survival kit?? Whatchu finna do with a flashlight and some canned green beans?

    • GellySammich

      <— ultimate stankface for OTBey :love: I hope she see it later

    • Diva

      Keesh says:

      Diva says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      This is a lie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      __________________________________

      Help me out Diva you elegant sexy lady… you know Im lil lost on the Cougar
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      A cougar to me is someone who attracts the younger men. She doesn’t have to buy or pay them to be with her. They do so because she is experienced and puts that good puss on them to keep it wanting more. *drops mic*

    • Ty

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Y errybody saying toddle and Merry Xmas . . .its days away
      ____________
      Cause folks like Kdub and nem are out till after New Years but I will be here tomorrow :cuss:

      #jealous

    • Diva

      meant to say them not it… :rofl:

    • twerkthat

      GellySammich says:

      Power Punch

      2 cups kale
      2 cups parsley
      1 cup spinach leaves
      1 medium apple
      3 celery stalks
      1/2 green pepper

      ^^^ prolly taste like ass but it looks like it’ll clean ya out and apparently you people lick ass anyway

      :crying: :rofl: Not I….. :no:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      <—-Does not lick ass :no:

    • GellySammich

      @Ty I’ll be at work too. Won’t be working but I’ll be in the building.

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Subliminals lol

    • goat76

      GellySammich says:

      Ok seriously… somebody help me out. If the world is ending… like won’t be no mo world… why you buying a survival kit?? Whatchu finna do with a flashlight and some canned green beans?
      —————————————–
      I’m trippin of that too.

      I ain’t tryin to be the last person on Earth and without internet.

    • 100% usa made!

      Hell, they mentioned in this article that there is supposed to be a UFO at thr foot of the French Pyrenees, rumoured to be home to a giant UFO ready to whisk people to safety. Are people really that silly. Why in da hell would I want to get in a UFO. I’ve watch too many Alien movies, not going out like that Son!!!

    • 100% usa made!

      If the internet goes down, I’mma need rehab STAT!

    • Fatkat

      This man is a playa. He had lots of women thinking he was single and so respectful. He was respectful but playing a game cause he had a girl. Come on ladies these men know we are the ones that spend the money to see them in movies or perform on stage. He played that game good. Taraji probably knew but was a true friend for keeping his ish private. He needs an award. Not surprised at all.

    • goat76

      Diva says:

      Keesh says:

      Diva says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      This is a lie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      __________________________________

      Help me out Diva you elegant sexy lady… you know Im lil lost on the Cougar
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      A cougar to me is someone who attracts the younger men. She doesn’t have to buy or pay them to be with her. They do so because she is experienced and puts that good puss on them to keep it wanting more. *drops mic*
      —————————–
      *Viagra’s going H.A.M. in my pockets*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      Diva says: A cougar to me is someone who attracts the younger men. She doesn’t have to buy or pay them to be with her. They do so because she is experienced and puts that good puss on them to keep it wanting more. *drops mic*
      _________________________________
      :claps:

      Cuz errr rahhh…Ashton had his OWN $$…still wanted Demi.
      (Never u mind how it turned out) :hahaha:

    • Oldskool71

      @Goat 76 whatchu talkin bout willis?

      I’ll be here tomorrow too. Reflects and looks off into the sunset:It’ll be one week tomorrow that I reached out to Sandra about how to get to the land of the roses. It was a day that I will never forget. I’d been reading as nice as you please when a female manatee washed ashore in roseland and that was all she wrote for me. I laughed so hard at one point I had to ask my co-worker to come over and help me stand and stretch out a side cramp. I couldn’t for the life of me come out of my cry/laugh and pull it together. *deep sign* yes…I will be here

    • luVn_liFe…

      @TY

      Oh well I’ll be here tomorrow,and Done Working til the 3rd :yahoo: Butta ima check in here!!

    • GellySammich

      goat76 says:
      I’m trippin of that too.

      I ain’t tryin to be the last person on Earth and without internet.
      _______________
      I’m not worried about the internet :lol: but in all honesty… if something happened and it ends up being like Book of Eli… I think I’d rather just go. I don’t want to live life scared and looking over my shoulder everyday :no: I’m too silly for that.

    • GellySammich

      and too gullible and naive

    • Diva

      goat76 says:

      Diva says:

      Keesh says:

      Diva says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      This is a lie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      __________________________________

      Help me out Diva you elegant sexy lady… you know Im lil lost on the Cougar
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      A cougar to me is someone who attracts the younger men. She doesn’t have to buy or pay them to be with her. They do so because she is experienced and puts that good puss on them to keep it wanting more. *drops mic*
      —————————–
      *Viagra’s going H.A.M. in my pockets*

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      *hands you a glass of water*

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Luvn I cn not keep up with ur gravis.

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Alright Im bout to run down the Isle so stick yall hands out and no funny bizness. If the world blow tonight I will have my kids in one arm and my husband 12 inch **** in the other hand cause that gots to go wit me!
      OTB
      Bird (first name I had ever seen on SR about 2006 or 2007 and u stil hur)
      Diva
      Bad
      KDUB
      Gypsey
      Naija
      Luvin
      Milky
      Dazzle
      DTTS
      Jenie
      Harlem
      Hershey
      GiGi
      San
      Gatto
      Beta
      Kingston
      Intense (youve been here many years too)
      GAGirl
      Ty
      Carrington
      Dimpz
      Iwhip
      KayC
      MzWhang (and yo pooch)
      YSO
      Free
      Goat
      San
      Wut
      JMO
      OldSkool
      Made
      Gelly
      Keya
      Pumpkin
      Caramel (hoe u is cray cray) (let me mark this chick out)

      I think thats everybody
      See yall in the new world tomorrow

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      Michael is not the first…and sure won’t be the last..to hide his relationship status from his fans. Doesn’t want to alienate any of his fan base…it’s an astute business move in my book!

      Ummm…didn’t Janet Jackson do the same thang?

      :yes:

    • Diva

      mzwhang90210 says:

      Diva says: A cougar to me is someone who attracts the younger men. She doesn’t have to buy or pay them to be with her. They do so because she is experienced and puts that good puss on them to keep it wanting more. *drops mic*
      _________________________________

      Cuz errr rahhh…Ashton had his OWN $$…still wanted Demi.
      (Never u mind how it turned out)

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • GellySammich

      Stress Buster
      2 celery stalks
      1/2 bulb fennel
      2 cups romaine lettuce
      1/2 pineapple

      and I’m done… Needa finish stitching this pillow I’m making

      OMG I’m so old

    • Diva

      :wave: Keesh :kiss: see you tomorrow ma!!!!!

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      @keesh u are crazy :bye:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Need to crop my shiat <_—————–

    • GellySammich

      @whang… that heffa :love: was married like 9 years or something and we just thought he was boyfriend/ producer

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      :hahaha: Bye Keesh.
      I’ll be hurrr 2morrow.

      Then it’s off till the 3rd :buttshake:

      Alas…it’s only 2:28 pm. here now. I hate all you folks who are leaving work already!! May a weave wearin manatee wash up on your driveway!

    • 100% usa made!

      What if some biohzard chemicals breakout and folks start turning into zombies (Like resident evil). Swear, I need some :karate: lessons or something.

    • GellySammich

      G’night Keesh… bundle up… it’s windy in TN!

    • goat76

      Oldskool71 says:

      @Goat 76 whatchu talkin bout willis?

      ——————————
      Just being manish….don’t pay me no mind.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      @Gelly # 526 :yes:

      And thanks for the recipes. Hope you don’t need a juicer to make em…cuz Imma use my trusty Acme blender!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :bye: Keesh

    • luVn_liFe…

      SO HOWS THE WORLD SUPPOSE TO END??
      All at one time in a ball of fire?

    • GellySammich

      they are juicing recipes but I think a blender would be fine. I have trouble with thick drinks (can’t swallow *giggle*) so my trick when I blend is to add ice. Ice helps everything. I actually pour the juice over ice too.

    • Diva

      mzwhang90210 says:

      Bye Keesh.
      I’ll be hurrr 2morrow.

      Then it’s off till the 3rd

      Alas…it’s only 2:28 pm. here now. I hate all you folks who are leaving work already!! May a weave wearin manatee wash up on your driveway!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Whang you ain’t right!!! I got 30 minutes to go! :buttshake:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :bye: Keesh
      and
      how
      the
      hayle
      you
      got
      errybodies
      Name
      :huh:
      @SAN . . WutchU mean.My gravies are always the same 12?

    • goat76

      Im out…..See y’all in the AM

      Or on the night crew….is there a night crew here??

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      I have another 1 1/2hrs *falls on desk*

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Diva/OlSkool seeings that ya’ll IS My age ..*clears throaK*
      Either of you heard BarBara mason,Another Man;Before?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      @Gelly..thanks…GOOD deal!
      I LOVE veggies…so this is right up my alley.
      I usually add unfiltered apple juice to some kale and carrots and blend away!! YUMMM + E

    • luVn_liFe…

      @goat
      YUP There’s a Partial NITE CREW,Them the third shfters

    • Diva

      Nite Goat RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • luVn_liFe…

      OH AND :nite: GOAT!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :bye: Goat

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      The same 12? Lol

    • luVn_liFe…

      San says:

      The same 12? Lol
      !~ ~~ ~ ~ ~
      :lol: yeah?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .

      (ikid ikid!)

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Lol :bye:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :waiting:

      FOR DIVA/SAN TO ANSWER MY QUESTION in #539

      and someone to answer #533

    • Diva

      @Luvn, I know who she is and remember I’m Ready! What about her?

    • Oldskool71

      MzWhang says: Alas…it’s only 2:28 pm. here now. I hate all you folks who are leaving work already!! May a weave wearin manatee wash up on your driveway!

      I’m heading to shop and then i’ll swing past the bar and wait for you there!

      Night Night Roses oh and Diva, if you feels like it, stop through and have a drink with me and MzWhang :wink:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      @MzDimpz…that’s a huge cat in ya gravi!!

      @the world ending….thats what I wanna know. How’s the end supposed to come? And at what time? And are we talking PST or EST or Central?

      And what does one wear to an “End of the World” event??
      :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :hahaha: Keesh, yew are crazy :lol: :nite:

      LuvLife, I know Barbara Mason, sing it though :thinking:

    • Diva

      luVn_liFe… says:

      SO HOWS THE WORLD SUPPOSE TO END??
      All at one time in a ball of fire?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I guess we won’t know until tomorrow :rofl:

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      @luvn according to revelations yea, but since this the Mayans idk lol.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      @Oldskool…I’ll be there.

      See if u can find us an old geezer to buy us dranks!
      :hahaha:

    • luVn_liFe…

      LAWD Save Me . . .If mzwhang change that DAMN Pooches CLOTHES ONE MORE GEN!!
      why Ima Ima Ima Lawd only Knows what I may DO
      :woohoo:

      @DIVA . . Just asking if you knew of her. :kiss:

    • Diva

      Oldskool71 says:

      MzWhang says: Alas…it’s only 2:28 pm. here now. I hate all you folks who are leaving work already!! May a weave wearin manatee wash up on your driveway!

      I’m heading to shop and then i’ll swing past the bar and wait for you there!

      Night Night Roses oh and Diva, if you feels like it, stop through and have a drink with me and MzWhang

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      What bar ya’ll gone be at? :rofl:

    • Diva

      luVn_liFe… says:

      LAWD Save Me . . .If mzwhang change that DAMN Pooches CLOTHES ONE MORE GEN!!
      why Ima Ima Ima Lawd only Knows what I may DO

      @DIVA . . Just asking if you knew of her.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I’m an old knot :rofl: that’s what my mammy calls meh

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Whang…That’s my cat Chico. He’s spoiled rotten!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :nite: Oldskool!

    • luVn_liFe…

      @SAN Yeah,I Know what therevelations speak of . .But wut the Mayans talkiN bout

      @Smurfette :huh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Whang…That’s my cat Chico. He’s spoiled rotten!

      ^^^^
      :lol: And Chico is a cat/dog or was it dog/cat! I forget! :thinking:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ New Girl…Did it fit? :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      luVn_liFe… says:

      LAWD Save Me . . .If mzwhang change that DAMN Pooches CLOTHES ONE MORE GEN!!
      ________________________

      *Kenya twirl*

      :hahaha:

      @MzDimpz…cute cat.

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Diva says:

      Hey Wut Wut…. I thought a cougar was a older female with money that look for younger dudes 30 and under to break that back while she take care of him…no?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      This is a lie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      Mannnn what the hell you said everything blowing over. This is some strong wind yall….Bey Kenya would love this shiat

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Sing IT :eek:

      :rofl:

    • 100% usa made!

      @ Auntie Sandra….are you getting yourself prepared for the “end” tomorrow?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Hecky yeah it fit! :dance: I wore it that day :danban: <–SNF John Travolta pointy finger dance :lol:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ New Girl…A PuppyCat. I call him Pinnochio though because now, i’m finding out that the fool doesn’t think he’s a puppy, he thinks he’s one of the human kids. :smack:

      #ShytThatHappensWhenYouGetAnAnimalTooYoung

    • luVn_liFe…

      :whistle:

      Do you remember when I said
      she’s got the papers and I’ve got the man
      But the man that she had, that I took from her
      Is not the manchild that we thought he was at all

      Caught in the middle I don’t know what to do
      What can you do when your man is untrue
      There’s another man oh baby
      in my life (in my life)
      He looked very normal till I opened my eyes
      The man I loved and married loves another guy
      There’s another man (Another man) in my life
      Oh in my life
      Oh ah

      Another man is beating my time (Another man is beating my time)
      Another man is lovin mine (Another man is lovin mine)
      Another man is beating my time (Another man)
      Another man is lovin mine (Another man is lovin mine)

      (Another man is beating my time) I’m going crazy
      (Another man is lovin mine) Crazy
      (Another man is beating my time) Going crazy
      (Another man is lovin mine)

      You know you and I were together
      I was so in love with you
      But there was a little bit
      Too much sugar and you were little too sweet
      But then was a little bit
      Too much sugar and you were too sweet

      I think I wanna stay but I don’t know if I can
      Loving like I do and sharing with the man
      There’s another man (Another man)
      in my live (in my life)
      Oh I think I want to leave
      but I can’t swallow my pride
      My midnight lover loves another guy

      There’s another man (Another man) in my life
      In my life
      Oh ah

      You know I started notice
      a definite strangeness
      There was no sameness
      He was changing
      I had gone out one day and bought me a very, very sexy dress
      and opened up my closet and it had dissapeared
      Lord I hope the man is not wearing my
      oooh child

      And I also pick up other little things
      like you and I making love the other night
      I thought he was calling out my name
      but it evidently it was not my name

      And I passed him on the steps one day
      And he was switching more than I was
      And I even caught him holding hands
      walking right down market street
      we all know what market street is
      He was so disarable
      And this’s gonna be such a waste

      You know when you think everything is in place
      and what you think you have is not what you really have at all
      because in my case what I thought I had was not a entire whole man
      but a facsimile there of (ohh)
      Wasn’t the clothing or nothin’, you know, I’m not…

      There was a certain kind of a way that he talked to me
      his voice went up
      You know, at first he was talking like, YEAH BABY
      then he went hello
      and it kept going up and down
      And there must have been, I figured, a defect
      of not when he was created
      but somewhere down the line
      something went wrong

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Imma be a cougar (one day) but they gone be paying :tea:

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      Evrytime I hear about the end of the world tlk I think of the millennium n ppl running around

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Thanks Whang!

      @ New Girl…Was it cute?

    • 100% usa made!

      All I know is that the Mayans didn’t predict their own demise, so I’m not sure how accurate they would be about the entire world.

    • luVn_liFe…

      That was MY JIZZAM . .
      She was sangiN bout them DL Brothers Long time Ago!
      Biggie used this to make “anotha”

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Awwww shatttt, he done morphed from cat=>to dog=>now human :wail:

      We still gonna plan a pet date though :dead:

      LuvLife, my dog currently thinks he’s a cat…

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Yes, I love it! :yes:

      Wait, we talmbout the same thing right? :rofl: #formyhead?

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Luv…What was that song? It made me think of Atlantic Starr for some reason. :shrug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Smurfette . . .
      So he eats fish?

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Dimpz
      Another Man,Barbara Mason :tea:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ New Girl…Yup!

      And that spoiled ass cat and that spoiled ass kid he in the pic with are still snitching on each other. :smack:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :listen: I’m spinning it for you LuvLife! :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      luVn_liFe… says:

      @Smurfette . . .
      So he eats fish?

      :huh:
      I said ACTS, not LIVES like one! :rofl: #hewouldtrythough

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      <—Eats turkey lunch meat, sour cream and cheddar chips, popcorn, hell anything you do as long as it wasn't grown from the ground(healthy).

    • luVn_liFe…

      :eek:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :snort:
      Somebody is on some type of Dust UP IN HERE,UP IN HERE!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Yall know what that made me think of?! Jasmine Sullivan’s “I’m in :love: with Another Man” :whistle:

      Ohhh, I like that one! :violin:

      And :middlefinger: to her friend that tried to come up offa telling the public that she used to be heavy or big or something along those lines. Goof Troop!

    • luVn_liFe…

      And :middlefinger: to her friend that tried to come up offa telling the public that she used to be heavy or big or something along those lines. Goof Troop!
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      #Messy!
      The “fryend” posted pics of her when she was heavy,and said some mean things. :no:

    • Diva

      I’m out…..see ya’ll tomorrow if it ever comes!!! I love my Roses!!!! You too Ms. Sandra! :peace:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      UP IN HERE,UP IN HERE! (ala dmx, via Kdub) :rofl: #fixedit

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Luv…Who’s on dust? :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :nite: Diva, until we meet agane, either on here, or up :ghost: there :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Dimpz oh NOthing :D

      :eek:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Smurfette
      Barbara’s sanging about her man being in LOVE W/Another Man :eek:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Luv… :lol: If you were referring to me. I swear that cat is insane. I couldn’t make that up if I tried

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      LuvLife
      Like, what was that gonna do? I wonder if she tried to blackmail her.

      Anyhoo that’s got to be hurtful knowing that someone who you thought was your friend, was just plotting some mess…

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I saw your lyrics :eek:

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      New Girl, I betchu won’t go buy a baby strappy thing and strap Chico to you and walk down the street :hahaha:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :rofl: @Dimpz

      @smurfette
      It was Just Cruel!I Can be mean but im NOT Cruel.SMH AT SOME PEOPLE

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nice Gravi LuvLife! My dad passed away from stomach cancer back in 97. Let me know if you do any walks or anything like that in the future. I will support.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Hell no! He’s afraid of loud noises and if a truck went past, he’s claw my face out trying to get away.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
      New Girl, I betchu won’t go buy a baby strappy thing and strap Chico to you and walk down the street
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      :ghost:

      HELEN IM COMING TO JOIN YOU!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Cruel and No Business! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :pc: *looking for Chico Stick (opposite) some mittens or mufflers* :hahaha:

      Who had mufflers growing up? :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Smurfette
      Thank YOU!I havent participated in anything like that,they never really do fundraisers for Stomach Cancer :|
      Tis why So Little is Know bout it
      HOWEVER IF U do,let me Know and i’ll do the same :D forU

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *adds ear plugs to Chico’s list* :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Wut tis Mufflers..
      We should have a DUNCE CAP Emote.. :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Bet!

      What I do is The Strive For Life and The Memory Walk.

      For the same reason as you, because there are no walks for stomach cancer! Or Non-Hodkins Lymphoma–which is what my Mother passed away from in 95.

      Hmmmm :thinking: maybe we can start something UP IN HERE UP IN HERE (ala d.m.x. via Kdub :rofl: ) #icrackmyselfupyo

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ earplugs. Plus he’s a shedder, you know how much I wear dark colors. Ain’t nobody got time for that. :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Wuts the STRIVE for Life and u r SO Special

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :smack:

      Mufflers are those furry fuzzy things that you put both hands in. They have a long strong attached on both side to hang over you neck, under you dress coat.

      :cold:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *adds Smoothing Serum for Chico’s coat* :hahaha:

      ===========
      The Strive For Life is for breast cancer awareness, it is through the American Cancer Society.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :eek:
      How would I KNOW,Ive NEVER NEED SUCH THINGS.I live in the Dirtty SO.It almost NEVER GETS COLD ENOUGH To Even wear a PleaTher Jacket :eek:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :think: I need to go visit my buddy Luv. I’ll leave Chico at home. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      New Girl, how do you thinkh e’d act with some sunglasses on? I found him some neon ones :cool: <—Chico Stick (opposite)

      :dead:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Oh,They do the Susie G Koman walk for Breast Cancer.i wish they did something for Stomach caner…Its such a Terrible Sickness

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :stop: hold up! Bump them shades. I found Chico some contact muthapluckin lenses :yes: He thinks he’s a cat, shoot, I’m about to give him ‘cat eyes’ :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Dimpz . . . Its 80 here Now.
      Yeah that big Cat Scares me,and Ion like Felines :scared:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Like a damned crybaby ass whiny brat

    • luVn_liFe…

      He thinks he’s a cat, shoot, I’m about to give him ‘cat eyes’
      ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
      :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :nono: Susie G Koman

      I refuse to do anything in her name after what she did. I just support the American Cancer Society.

      They are across from me, I will put on my to-do list, seeing how we can start one for stomach cancer.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ new girl. you gone teach him the Thriller routine too?

      @ Luv..He’s honestly sweet as sugar and just a big baby.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Well Truth be TOLD . .I dont like . .
      Cats
      Dogs
      Mice
      hamsters
      Ferrets
      Kids
      some people
      Cold
      Too HOT
      ion really like Much :lol:
      jk

    • luVn_liFe…

      yeah I dont do SuSie anything Either

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Like a damned crybaby ass whiny brat

      Yew ain’t said nothing, but a word! :pc: *gets :pacifier: and bottles*

      Hmmp, Chico gone make us a starra! :grill:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl: @ new girl. you gone teach him the Thriller routine too?

      Hmmp, you know I’ll DO IT :hahaha:
      I taught our dog/cat to sing#faserious

      (Pimp Voice) You let Chico stick with me, we’ll be rich :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      BUT he acts like a dog/human now LuvLife :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :peace: Ladies,If in the MaYans arent Correct,i’ll see Yous Tumarrah

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      We need a list of what you like yo! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :nite: LuvLife

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :thinking: Maybe they were called Muffins, I can’t remember now :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      New Girl, See ya later Gator :pigsfly:

      I will be here ‘Home Alone’ tomorrow :yes:

    • Bootcampgirl

      :warning: NATIONAL MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE VICTIMS IN CONNECTICUT @ 9:30 AM :warning: