Morning Wood: Russell Simmons
Def Jam founder Russell Simmons, 55, was spotted doing stretching exercises on the beach with his model girlfriend Hana Nitsche. Nitsche, age unknown, is the latest 20-something woman that Simmons has squired this year. His previous nubile women were Melissa George and Leila Lopes, who Simmons apparently dumped for Nitsche in October.
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Since no one has, I’ll say it. Russell needs a colonic. I hate seeing vegans or vetarians with guts like that. you’re so “healthy,” I want to see swimmers build. Cow tongue, yoga, and green tea should not have him chunky like that.
Ummmm….eeeewww to her pancake azz and his body makes me wanna
Very funny Sandra.
Morning Driftwood or Morning Deadwood reads more accurate #yucky
This senior citizen has no sex appeal
Russ.
Just.. FUGG No. Nobody wants you for your…you know what? Nevermind!
Much happiness to Russ.
He paying these women. He knows it. They know it. We know it. Stevie prolly knows it.
Uncle Rus keeps him a young thang don’t he
Good afternoon Yall!
<—Smoove Move Tea for Russell and his gut
pointhimout says:
Since no one has, I’ll say it. Russell needs a colonic. I hate seeing vegans or vetarians with guts like that. you’re so “healthy,” I want to see swimmers build. Cow tongue, yoga, and green tea should not have him chunky like that.
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I can’t stand a fat/outta shape yoga practicing vegan/vegetarian…it makes me so confuzzled!!! How you gone eat tree bark and consistently stretch muscles and ligaments and STILL look like a pack of cottage cheese?!
Diggy come get your crazy uncle!!
Russell Simmons needs his azz whipped with an extension cord!
I think this should be more like a picture for Viagra…. or Geritol
DIIIIVA!!! Hey nah!
Kind of sad though, all that money and no one to really love him for who he is
100% usa made! says:
Morning Driftwood or Morning Deadwood reads more accurate #yucky
This senior citizen has no sex appeal
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DEAD!!
Russ is disgusting
and so are the chicks he pays to put up with his ass
I am DYING at these comments!! THIS is why I love SR!!
I MEAN, WHAT CAN YOU SAY……all yall know folks only dating him for that money and that name…….that is all.
Skinny fat much
Are those bottoms suppose to be all wedged in her rump
Russell’s women seem to be jealousy inducing “fine”…
Im always like
so no thoughts on this Ice T/Co Co ish…or pick anything else to talk about…got abother 4.5 hours in this joint
That is the most unflattering azz in those bikini bottoms. Poor chile!! She got them joints dang near pulled to her throat so that they dont slide off her long azz back.
I applaud his evolved diet/inner peace regimne…although heavy exercise, cardio and weights might tone his appearance.
Bet he has loads of inner peace tho.
Sandra…can we get a “meditation” emote pls? (since I never got my “smacked DOWN” emote
NaijaGal says:
so no thoughts on this Ice T/Co Co ish…or pick anything else to talk about…got abother 4.5 hours in this joint
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What happened?
Grr. #Dont seem to be. #apologies
NaijaGal says:
so no thoughts on this Ice T/Co Co ish…or pick anything else to talk about…got abother 4.5 hours in this joint
Common sense should have told her that was in poor taste posing like that
Naija CoCo is a damn fool to think she was really gonna get away with playing him of all people
so no thoughts on this Ice T/Co Co ish
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What the $1million dolla offer?
What about that Dallas cowboy and that DUI?
But what is there to be said about that..
so hugh heifer took back the broad that jetted and they’re supposed to get married new years
Damn. Russell’s wood is waterlogged after less than 30 comments.
Betamax82 says:
NaijaGal says:
so no thoughts on this Ice T/Co Co ish…or pick anything else to talk about…got abother 4.5 hours in this joint
Common sense should have told her that was in poor taste posing like that
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Just read the article, but I couldn’t find any photos.
Coco Finna have her axx up in divorce court. Best believe ice got an iron clad prenup
*Bey face* @CoCo. With her hard looking self
Hugh Hefner is an old fool too. Hope his kids are smart enough to make sure he has an air tight slut proof pre nup
what’s the
on ice & coco? 
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when u order something on-line, do inquire about your order BEFORE the time is up for u to receive it?
OutsidetheBox says:
*Bey face* @CoCo. With her hard looking self
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I was just thinking the same thing! Her face is so harddd!!
So Sandra got jokes today huh
@OTB – apparently there’s some ruckus about pics with her and another dude and Ice T went on twitter and aired her out…concerning the Cowboys, yeah no empathy to give when it’s your own doing…dumb ish
Bird says: Very funny Sandra.
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^^^^This made me giggle.
ice t get on my damn nerves. always have. i was not surprised at him marrying coco. i was more surprised they was tryna pass off that ass like she aint purchase it
So the Elmo scandal is turning into tigergate 2.0. Another accuser jumped out of the closest today. Elmo daddy is gonna go down harder than Manny!
I thought Hugh and his original wife never divorced.. how is he getting married?
Coco is a dayum dummy… She ain’t know this nucca was gonna send out the pics and used her for the publicicty?
Too bad about the Cowboys players’ situations…
do inquire about your order BEFORE the time is up for u to receive it?
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Veteran e-shopper and uh no. Why would I do that?
i is help captive ret nah. mr fayfay is gone in the cah. i’m at home. me. no. likey!
And then she pick a menial looking ass “rapper” huh? Thirsty broad. He gone learn today.
Hugh Hefner is an old fool too.
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What did Coco do?
I just really looked at this chick’s choice of swimwear..
Chillleee. 
what’s the on ice & coco?
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when u order something on-line, do inquire about your order BEFORE the time is up for u to receive it?
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SHE NEEDS TO COVER THAT UP ASAP, AINT NOTHING CUTE ABOUT HAVE AN ARSE THAT PASTY AND FLAT
Lmaoooooo @E. Badu checking Jay Elec. about posting pics of Mars online. Yeah, ninja. Kindly watch your posts.
Here is the tea on Coco!
It appears that Coco Austin is regretting some pictures she took with a male fan last week. Photos of the reality star getting up close and personal with rapper AP.9 recently emerged, showing Coco hugging him, kissing him on the cheek and dancing closely.
On Friday Coco tweeted, “Woke up to people in a panic about some pics,please guys I’m happily married, sometimes fans & friends take silly pics.Its harmless RELAX.”
Her husband Ice-T, however, wasn’t very pleased with the photos. He posted: “Don’t get it twisted, I’m not happy about this s**t. Most of (the pictures) are disrespectful and in bad taste. She’s made me look and feel like s**t. I say this on Twitter because there’s no way to avoid the obvious misconduct of a married couple.”
Coco is currently starring in “Peepshow” in Las Vegas and has since apologized to her rapper husband about the incident. She tweeted on Saturday: “Ice is right,the pics I took with this man were in poor taste & I disrespected my husband however the pics were the only thing that happened… I feel so sad,the bottom line is I love Ice & I can understand why he’s upset theres no excuse for my actions.I’m so sorry baby & to evryone (sic).”
well can u pass that memo around OTB? i mean i get that folks what their stuff quickly, we all do. but u just ordered 5 days ago. it clearly says 7-21 days. ion get it
alot of things factor into how quickly u get ur order. that’s why it’s such a large window so that when those things DO come into play, that cushion is there. stuff goes on back order, deliveries are late. all kinda boo-hickey. but we don’t curr! we want our stuff & we want it NOW! #JGWentworth
Loveeee my new gravi. *giddy* Ok. Sorry.
“She’s made me look and feel like s**t”
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But you know what…Shoutout to him for being 100 hunnid with his self about how that felt.. Yup.
Diva
chile please! bet that chit woulda been settled in OUR house NOT on no damn twitta! 
Ice-T still got that pimp hand in effect.
Hell my ass is pasty and flat and don’t look like that broad’s up there. Heffa looks like she stole the crypt keeper’s ass
FuturedocDonte says:
Coco Finna have her axx up in divorce court. Best believe ice got an iron clad prenup
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That nucca ain’t bout to divorce that hoe!
ugh i feel like pure & tee SHAT today!
iWhip says:
Diva chile please! bet that chit woulda been settled in OUR house NOT on no damn twitta!
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BAM!
I can think my hubby is all kinds of wrong..but I will NEVER say so anywhere except the confines of our own home.
Our front is always (publicly) united!!
iWhip says:
Diva chile please! bet that chit woulda been settled in OUR house NOT on no damn twitta!
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IKR these celebrities and they shyt……
mzwhang90210 says:
iWhip says:
Diva chile please! bet that chit woulda been settled in OUR house NOT on no damn twitta!
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BAM!
I can think my hubby is all kinds of wrong..but I will NEVER say so anywhere except the confines of our own home.
Our front is always (publicly) united!!
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people ain’t gotta know yo bitnexx!
I’d cuss that muthafcuka up and down like he had a tail and then we gone go meet up with our friends like we just finished
I sure can!
7-21 days…dont call us, we'll call you.
A lot of things factor into how quickly u get ur order:
1. ingredient backorders
2. USPS delays
3. Fay's 9-5
4. Mr. Fay's marital needs
Again, dont call us, we'll call you, unless it has been 21 days. (3 weeks for the slow-er)
#JGWentworth <—Fay showing her age.
iWhip says:
ugh i feel like pure & tee SHAT today!
Fay Fayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Cheer up!
iWhip says:
ugh i feel like pure & tee SHAT today!
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And here I thought my grandmammy was saying PURE O DEE SHYT all those yeas! when she was just saying pure & tee shyt!!
Diva says:
I’d cuss that muthafcuka up and down like he had a tail and then we gone go meet up with our friends like we just finished people ain’t gotta know yo bitnexx!
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Me and u…us is >>>>.<<<<
Kiss my lil step-ebaby cousin for me. How is he?
Sooooooooo that morning glory and her clam shot was just stanky…and why was the comments on? cause shes a ho’bag lslh broad that Sandy wants to bed?…
dnt these btchs ever aspire 2 be REAL models or just whore models? i dnt need 2 see ur ran thru box as soon as i log on….gawd
but “The best part about Milla is she’s no dummy like BeYAWNsay: she reads books!” –
hey yawls
s
llab. myyyy nicca! #denzelvoice
chile i needs to copy & paste that onto the website!
mzwhang90210 says:
Diva says:
I’d cuss that muthafcuka up and down like he had a tail and then we gone go meet up with our friends like we just finished people ain’t gotta know yo bitnexx!
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Me and u…us is >>>>.<<<<
Kiss my lil step-ebaby cousin for me. How is he?
hey Whang, yo step-ebaby cousin is doing fine and growing like a weed you can smoke 
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MzWhang dang!
i admit seeing ur gravi did pick me up a bit, how u sugah?
HIS!!
now gone! GIT! 
Off-duty police officer working his extra job as a Walmart security guard was informed by employees that Frey and two friends were seen stuffing merchandise into their purses.
“When Campbell confront the them at the store’s exit, police say one of the women hit him with her purse and ran. Campbell chased them into the parking lot and held their car door open to stop them from leaving, but the driver sped off, at which point Campbell fired at the car, striking Shelly Frey in the neck. She died shortly thereafter at a nearby apartment complex.
Police have unsurprisingly tried to pin blame on the victim, saying that when the car sped off, Campbell fired his gun out of fear for his life because the women were trying to run him over… Gilliband also highlighted that one of the women hit Campbell with her purse when he tried to stop her at the store’s exit, as though being hit with a purse is somehow equivalent to getting shot.”
I saw a pic of that damn Beyonce at some art show looking a MESS chile…her fuggin thick ass neck is sooooooooooooo creepishly long and she had a bun and a bang that made her look like a damn man..oh Bey why arent u as pretty as i thought u were? when she doest have layered makeup on she looks so hard and unchokable….
i had the sads..
OTB speaking of age bish i’m finna turn 38 in 10 mo days!
i dnt need 2 see ur ran thru box
^^ A party aint a party til its ranned all thru….
Asked about her the other day…the fugg Queen Pen is yo? Industry ostracized her cause she supposedly liked the ladies… then a decade later we get Nicki who was videotaped tambout she ate a box?
WHY?
BAD ‘FLU
*Baby you’re all that I want, when you’re lying here in my arms, I’m finding it hard to believe we’re in heaven; And love is all that I need and I found it there in your heart; It isn’t too hard to see, we’re in heaven 
Well look what the cat drug in….A very bad influence
OMG OTB!!! that’s fuggin AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!
i am SO tired of hearing chit like this! the fck man?!?!?
iWhip says:
OTB speaking of age bish i’m finna turn 38 in 10 mo days!
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This guhl crying bout tunring 38
unchokable
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i told you I warnt….but ^^^^ que? que? like you cant get average hands around it?
turning…oops typo
DuBB
KDub aint no supposin in that thurr. Queen Pin
fa show. least that’s what my homies in VA had said 
thick ass neck is sooooooooooooo creepishly long
^^ Like she Burmese. Like the womens with the coils on they neck from when they 8 yo.
Jackie Christie still look like her coils still on there and never got cut off. So I dont know who is worse.
*sads now too*
that’s fuggin AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!
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Yep..but I’ll raise you one..the comments on said story are worse. She deserved it you know…cause she was stealing.
Raise your font if you never stole chit?
Dude is surely to get fired…why do these folks care so much about a company that makes billions yet pays you coins…should’ve called the police and gave the plate number and kept it moving…smh…and walmart is surely to catch a suit
OutsidetheBox says:
I sure can!
<—Whipfinity is made with love and fresh ingredients bish.
7-21 days…dont call us, we'll call you.
A lot of things factor into how quickly u get ur order:
1. ingredient backorders
2. USPS delays
3. Fay's 9-5
4. Mr. Fay's marital needs
Again, dont call us, we'll call you, unless it has been 21 days. (3 weeks for the slow-er)
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Cause I did call before 21 days 
But that was only cause Fay had told me i shoulda had it.. Does this make me a bad whip customa 
Diva!
don’t laff at me sugah! that’s a mere TEW yurrs foe 40! 
Who Dat says:
thick ass neck is sooooooooooooo creepishly long
^^ Like she Burmese. Like the womens with the coils on they neck from when they 8 yo.
Jackie Christie still look like her coils still on there and never got cut off. So I dont know who is worse.
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Jackie neck looks like it’s an uncircumsized dack
*mouths* TEAR-REE-BOLL.
FayFay me good. (and folks are just anxious to get their hands on that magical Whip…after all the glowin reviews…makes ‘em over anxious…thats a HUGE compliment to u ma!!)
@Jackson
no bew the avergae hands cannot give that neck a good squeeze lmao
Fayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hi mama
Diva & KDUBBZ!
@Naija
*your just to good to be true. can’t my eyes off of you. you’d be like heaven to touch…..i wanna hold you so much* 
Shut up hood squirrel
NaijaGal says: Dude is surely to get fired…why do these folks care so much about a company that makes billions yet pays you coins…should’ve called the police and gave the plate number and kept it moving…smh…and walmart is surely to catch a suit
It aint YO stuff they’re stealin…bump that!!
You trynna be a WalMart hero & chit.
They’ll fire yo ass quick as hell over some bad publicity.
Dumb drone!
Jackie neck looks like it’s an uncircumsized dack
^^^ I just let out a YELP.
Iheart
Cause I did call before 21 days But that was only cause Fay had told me i shoulda had it.. Does this make me a bad whip customa
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YES.
She coulda been riding Mr. Fay’s dack.
We dont know.
Dont you SEE that mayne’s maritial needs is listed?
& i’m proud to say that in all this time not a single order has arrived late
God ILL good! 
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OTB baby look. all that fuggin keyboard bangin ppl be doing irks my SOUL. it’s all good until it was THEIR family. hell if SANDBUTTSKY’s ass can live & RUIN the lives of many ppl, why this chic (God rest her soul) couldn’t make it for the five fanga discount??
aint even like she stole FROM HIM per se. UGH!!!!
awwww! Mario Lopez fine ass got married
DEW she want the mayne to have blue balls or sumfin??
Who Dat says:
Cause I did call before 21 days But that was only cause Fay had told me i shoulda had it.. Does this make me a bad whip customa
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YES.
She coulda been riding Mr. Fay’s dack.
We dont know.
Dont you SEE that mayne’s maritial needs is listed?
iWhip says:
Diva! don’t laff at me sugah! that’s a mere TEW yurrs foe 40!
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I love my 40′s!
You ain’t heard huh? The 40′s are the new 20′s!
awwww! Mario Lopez fine ass got married
^^ AC Slater gonna prolly cheat. He has a 2 yr old daughter with the chick he married.
Coulda SWORN 2 years ago he was fuggin/dayum near engaged to Karina Smirnoff from DWTS. They was all in the Peepa and USWeekly
HISSAYYYYYYY
*amend my comment #105
He was not an employee, per say..but I still stand by my assessment that he was doing wayyy too much. Fear for his life my arse!
I see auntie has a sense of humor this Monday.
to hold back the nausea 
That security needs to get GOT. Not that serious
104 iWhip says:
hell nawl Iheart! me & yew had a discussion.
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Phew
<— Me whiping my fohead sweat. i's worried I won't trying to be a bad customa 
I loves my whip i was just having withdrawals cause i ran out!
Who Dat says:
awwww! Mario Lopez fine ass got married
^^ AC Slater gonna prolly cheat. He has a 2 yr old daughter with the chick he married.
Coulda SWORN 2 years ago he was fuggin/dayum near engaged to Karina Smirnoff from DWTS. They was all in the Peepa and USWeekly
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Yep, he is known to be a hoe!