Video: Beyonce HBO documentary teaser

Beyonce HBO documentary teaser

Beyonce teases her rabid Stans with a sneak peek of her new HBO documentary. As you know, Bey directed and produced the documentary which promises to take viewers even deeper into the inner recesses of her private world.

In a series of still images that flash by, we see an image of a woman’s pregnant belly which we are supposed to assume is Beyonce. There is no confirmation (such as a shot of her face). The sneak preview reeks of desperation, rather than leaving the viewer anticipating more. I would shed a tear for Beyonce if she was someone that I cared about. :no:

Watch the preview after the break.

Beyonce HBO documentary teaser

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    • prynsexxx

      Yall please don’t start. I have a headache today.

      :scared: <—– I'm really lying down behind here

    • NaijaGal

      :shrug:

    • free

      prynsexxx says: Yall please don’t start. I have a headache today.

      *************************

      ok, cause i was getting my mouse and keyboard ready for some self-hating, seriously pressed fonts….

    • JustB

      That tiny white waist does not appear to belong to Bootylicious Beyonce. Try again! Her neck is thicker than that waist FOH!

    • bubblicious

      Naw.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :smack: nooooooooooooo :crying:

    • OutsidetheBox

      seriously pressed fonts….
      _________________________

      How pressed? :lol:

      Printing? Dry Cleaners? Girbaud jeans?? :lol:

    • Gigi26

      Man if she don’t go somewhere with this shyt :no:

    • Bibi

      The sneak preview reeks of desperation, rather than leaving the viewer anticipating more. I would shed a tear for Beyonce if she was someone that I cared about.

      Compassion is compassion Sandra..shouldn’t matter who the person who needs it is :shrugs:

      Not that I think it’s necessary :tea:

    • A.J.

      Hmph.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Am i a chitty #1 fan? I aint cliking that button. :/

    • sassyshe

      Beyonce teases her rabid Stans with a sneak peek of her new HBO documentary.
      :dead: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :popcorn: I couldn’t think of anything else to post :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      How many damn documentaries will she do shat :rolleyes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Ok I clicked it. Didnt feel right. :ashamed:

      That belly is cute. :heart: Its at like 0.15 if you care. #helpful

    • free

      OutsidetheBox says:

      seriously pressed fonts….
      _________________________

      How pressed?

      Printing? Dry Cleaners? Girbaud jeans??

      ****************************

      pressed with the white line on the crease!

    • prynsexxx

      OutsidetheBox says:

      seriously pressed fonts….
      _________________________
      How pressed?
      Printing? Dry Cleaners? Girbaud jeans?
      _________________________

      It don’t get no more pressed then some Pump It Up freeze curls.

    • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

      Well damn… :coffee:

    • prynsexxx

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Am i a chitty #1 fan? I aint cliking that button.
      ______________________

      :no: b/c I didn’t click it either. LOL

    • KayCeiSoul

      :yawn:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :rofl: How I forgot the freeze curls …Tombout pressed white lines.. :hahaha:

      I just heard that *sizzle*

    • prynsexxx

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ok I clicked it. Didnt feel right.
      ___________________________________

      Crackhead. LOL j/k :hug:

      Don’t want you to get mad and start speaking in tongues and get tongue tied and “misspell” some sh!t. :rofl:

    • pointhimout

      :lol: @ ‘rabid’ stans cuz they do go off and will cut you.

    • luVn_liFe…

      That buick Lacrosse that is being advertised is dope as hayle.”

    • Iheart

      Not a Bey Stan but I’ll still watch.

    • OutsidetheBox

      :eek: :woohoo:

    • VDot

      That belly is cute. Its at like 0.15 if you care. #helpful

      __________________________________

      Sandy cares. Pretty sure she paused it at the exact mark, lovingly caressed the screen and kissed it. :love:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Anybody seen the tacky ‘pills’ bookbag created by the olsen twins? 35k…

    • OutsidetheBox

      :snort: Ok its at 0.17

      #based’
      #chasingthat1sthigh

    • prynsexxx

      Otb says:

      How I forgot the freeze curls …Tombout pressed white lines..
      ___________________________________

      It don’t get no more pressed than that! White flakes n’chit. Gold n’hots be all burnt up. “tsszzzhhh” <—– snap, crackle and fuggin POP!

    • lovezoe

      :yawn:

    • SugarPieHoneybunn

      I dont even think people really be hating Beyonce for real for real. I think people really just cant stand her obsessed ass fans. They can be sooo extra at times. #helpful #themoreyouknow :D

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      :think:
      So she’s doing a documentary on her own life?

    • SugarPieHoneybunn

      but um, that belly aint look right though. IJS :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      VDotBayBee :love:

      Sandra aint gotta lie to kick it. :lol:

      Swizz Beatz bought 200 hunnid of his wife CDs and he’on care who knows! :wave: <—Beyonce DVDs Sandra will gift us with.

    • luVn_liFe…

      She gonna come up with every excuse she can possibly come up with,” NeNe joked. “My blood pressure was going up, my hair was shedding, my nails were coming unglued, I couldn’t walk…

      “Kim knows who to tell some tall tales, believe me. The b*tch might be two weeks pregnant but will tell you she’s two years pregnant. That baby gonna come out the size of a bus. You gotta be crazy enough to believe it. That’s why I don’t f**k with her.”

      ~ ~ ~ `
      LMAO,I know ya’ll talked about this already . . ^ ^ ^ but that shyte is Hilarious!

    • SugarPieHoneybunn

      So she’s doing a documentary on her own life?
      ________________________
      strange aint it. dont u supposed to wait til you old to do that. i mean let somebody else do that. :lol: Weird

    • OutsidetheBox

      :lol: What was wrong about it? Admittedly, all I could make out was her ever present belly chain. :shrug:

      LONG TIME NO FONT (or see) :wave: @ShugaPie

    • OutsidetheBox

      :hahaha: @LuVn…nene said that? Hilar! :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Kegel balls are basically small balls that you insert into the vagina, and you use your vagina to hold them to make it tight and right,” Kandi said. “I have mine in now.”
      :huh:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Yes OTB,I havent watched RHOA or any others for that matter.I catch it in passing or here.
      I just read what NeNe said :ghost:

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      @SUGAR PIE
      “So she’s doing a documentary on her own life?
      ________________________
      strange aint it. dont u supposed to wait til you old to do that. i mean let somebody else do that.”
      _________________________

      Yeah, doesn’t someone ELSE do a documentary on you?? She prolly stole it from someone else like she do everything else.

      Who cares that much to watch that anyway?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Who cares that much to watch that anyway?
      ________________________________________________

      :ido: If you can bruise your d!ck watching Kim’s dry ass “documentary”… *Chris Brown voice* Please dont judge me.

      :hug:

    • DoNotDeleteMe

      She looks so slow (and off) in that pic. Poor thing! :pray:

    • Who Dat

      Kandi said. I have mine in now

      ^^

      That hoe need em.

      I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.

    • lovezoe

      How about the Feds done seized LiLo bank accounts. Time to start putting money in your mattress.

    • luVn_liFe…

      I like that pic of Bey up there :shrug: NOT those eyebrows so much

    • Bad Influence

      :huh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Who Dat says:

      Kandi said. I have mine in now

      ^^

      That hoe need em.

      I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.

      :ghost:

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      I don’t have HBO. :coffee:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @zoe . .
      For her sakes I hope she’s BEEN Putting money under her mattress in her walls,TVs,Sewing it into her valences are any Other Place Crafty she can come up with

      :tea:

    • Bad Influence

      dem eyebrows tho…

    • lovezoe

      I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.
      ____________________________
      :kona:

    • VDot

      Hey Boo :kiss:

    • Bad Influence

      Who Dat says:

      Kandi said. I have mine in now

      ^^

      That hoe need em.

      I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.

      WHAT IS YO PROBLEM?? :hahaha:

    • Who Dat

      I don’t have HBO

      ^^ Now that Boardwalk Empire’s LAST episode was last night I am calling to cancel mine til NEXT season.

    • SugarPieHoneybunn

      OutsidetheBox says:

      What was wrong about it? Admittedly, all I could make out was her ever present belly chain.

      LONG TIME NO FONT (or see) @ShugaPie
      __________________________
      hey gal!! :)
      but ole gir stomach look like its made outa that pantyhose lookin fat suit material. then again i only noticed the damn belly bc YOU pointed it out for me. LMAO!! Girl you a true fan

    • MissHarlem

      Dont sleep on ben wa balls :coffee:

    • NaijaGal

      Who Dat says:

      Kandi said. I have mine in now
      ^^
      That hoe need em.
      I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.
      =====================
      My Lord :dead:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Perplexed by them brows, specially since hers so thick. :shrug:

    • NaijaGal

      ovezoe says:

      How about the Feds done seized LiLo bank accounts. Time to start putting money in your mattress.
      ========================
      they’re gonna find her dead from overdose…now whether it’ll be on the porn set or in an alley is the real question

    • luVn_liFe…

      Who Dat says:
      ^^ Now that Boardwalk Empire’s LAST episode was last night I am calling to cancel mine til NEXT season.
      ~ ~ ~ `
      :popcorn:
      Going to watch it tonight,ION Have HBO either,But i down load the BoardWalkEmpire Every monday and watch it Later . .
      I KNOW ITS GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Oh Dubb. :hahaha:

    • Gigi26

      That hoe need em.

      I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.

      :dead: :ghost:

      I’m going up yonnnnderrr

    • luVn_liFe…

      OutsidetheBox says
      Perplexed by them brows, specially since hers so thick.
      ~ ~ ~
      :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      pantyhose lookin fat suit material :lol: :lol:

    • lovezoe

      NAIJA- I feel so bad for her. What happened to the cute little girl from Parent Trap.

    • Who Dat

      WHAT IS YO PROBLEM??

      ^^

      Apologies and shat.

    • SugarPieHoneybunn

      oooh why Kandi gota be a hoe?? lmao
      now who she screw besides JD gremlin ass :waiting:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Listening to Michael Baisden,Im sick of hearing bout Relationships :rolleyes:

    • Who Dat

      Going to watch it tonight,ION Have HBO either,But i down load the BoardWalkEmpire Every monday and watch it Later . .
      I KNOW ITS GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!
      —————————–
      GIRRRRRRRRRRL Nucky Thompson is my NUKKA.

      So you KNOW how I feel about Chalky :yahoo:

      I aint liked no HBO show like that since Big Love.

    • NaijaGal

      lovezoe says:

      NAIJA- I feel so bad for her. What happened to the cute little girl from Parent Trap.
      =====================
      Hollywood

    • NaijaGal

      LOVE – I :heart: smiling babies…I just lub me some of your Lucas :)

    • SugarPieHoneybunn

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Listening to Michael Baisden,Im sick of hearing bout Relationships
      ___________________________

      micheal baisden be gettin on my nerves sometimes. i be like nicca play a old ass song and STFU with yo preachin ass. ole sinbad lookin ass nicca #sorry

    • free

      things i want to see in the new documentary:

      – new hairstyles
      – belly with some damn veins in it

    • free

      SugarPieHoneybunn says: micheal baisden be gettin on my nerves sometimes. i be like nicca play a old ass song and STFU with yo preachin ass. ole sinbad lookin ass nicca #sorry

      ********************

      :rofl: i only used to listen cause of george but it has been a while….

    • luVn_liFe…

      KDubb . . .
      Chalky Is Thee MAN! NUK is aiight with me,I didnt like em Killing off Jimmy :shrug: Oh well whaddYagonnado”

    • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

      LOGGING OFF, I BE DAMN IF STAY IN HERE AND LET YALL TALK BOUT MY FAM LIKE THIS :kona:

      HAVE AT IT :)

    • KayCeiSoul

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Kegel balls are basically small balls that you insert into the vagina, and you use your vagina to hold them to make it tight and right,” Kandi said. “I have mine in now.”

      ********************************************

      :thumbsup:

      Kandi better teach ‘em. :coffee:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      What!!!! :woohoo: I cant wait to see this…… Love me sum Bey baby.
      Now Auntie this is a :goodpost:
      Im ready, Im ready

    • luVn_liFe…

      micheal baisden be gettin on my nerves sometimes. i be like nicca play a old ass song and STFU with yo preachin ass. ole sinbad lookin ass nicca #sorry
      ~ ~ `
      :hahaha: Tell us hpw Ya Really Feel SugarPieHoneybunn . . .
      He does need to STHU!

    • lovezoe

      NAIJA- Thank you hun. You know I look at him and he smiles and it just makes you realize life is so precious. Kids smile for no reason. My older kids fight with each other, but they can just laugh and nothing happened. It’s so wonderful.

      Now, enough of that mushy stuff. Some days, all I can do is pray .

    • Who Dat

      oooh why Kandi gota be a hoe?? lmao
      now who she screw besides JD gremlin ass

      ^I read the list once and the shyt was so long I got tired of reading.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Whatchu Saying KaeCcei?? :tea:

    • NaijaGal

      SugarPieHoneybunn says:

      luVn_liFe… says:
      Listening to Michael Baisden,Im sick of hearing bout Relationships
      ___________________________
      micheal baisden be gettin on my nerves sometimes. i be like nicca play a old ass song and STFU with yo preachin ass. ole sinbad lookin ass nicca #sorry
      =======================
      wonder if he’s mad Steve Harvey took his steelo :lol: LAWD I’ve read some of his books #DidntSpendMyMoneyThough

    • KayCeiSoul

      free says:

      things i want to see in the new documentary:

      – new hairstyles
      – belly with some damn veins in it

      ***************************************

      Hey Free! :hug:

      Bey voice –> “I wuh lak-tuh see…”

      – Clothes. Real clothes. Pants, regular shoes, shirts, etc. No leo-tarts.
      – That beautiful baby
      – Her tone down her smile. Keep it real and be regular sometimes.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      :eek:

      Umm yeah…anywaysssss

      :offtopic: I finally got to watch the new Showtime @ the Apollo…I was VERY impressed! I hope it lasts!

    • lovezoe

      Is a dress that comes up a little past the knee considered semi-formal?

    • Bad Influence

      *chokes Kdub* u refuse to be shyt. :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Its Maintenance Man Monday :rolleyes: chille aint noone got time for Dat :-/

    • Sam

      micheal baisden be gettin on my nerves sometimes. i be like nicca play a old ass song and STFU with yo preachin ass. ole sinbad lookin ass nicca #sorry
      ^^^^
      Whew!!! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Zoe&Naija, a good friend of mine, had an “accidental” baby 2 yrs ago :lol: And she talks about how when her days are going bad or her hubby gets on her nerves, how that lil new baby will just crack a smile at her and she turns to pudding! And how nothing even matters after that! Too sweet! :love:

    • Who Dat

      KDubb . . .
      Chalky Is Thee MAN! NUK is aiight with me,I didnt like em Killing off Jimmy

      ^^ I still feel some kinda way about them getting rid of Jimmy Darmondy. And his :lick: azz wife Angela.

    • NaijaGal

      lovezoe says:

      NAIJA- Thank you hun. You know I look at him and he smiles and it just makes you realize life is so precious. Kids smile for no reason. My older kids fight with each other, but they can just laugh and nothing happened. It’s so wonderful.
      Now, enough of that mushy stuff. Some days, all I can do is pray .
      ==================
      <—–has 4 brothers…last Thanksgiving I almost stabbed the oldest boy, by Christmas we were back cool :) I tip my hat off to your parents…now which one is your favorite…came up with the saying today that "Parents Love Their Children Equally BUT Like Them Differently"…I know I'm my mommy's favorite

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      free says:

      things i want to see in the new documentary:

      – new hairstyles
      – belly with some damn veins in it

      ***************************************
      -her count to 10 without using her fangas!

      bwahahahahaha….Ikid stans…don’t come for me :karate:

    • luVn_liFe…

      And his azz wife Angela.
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      Mhhh Hmm

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      How about the Feds done seized LiLo bank accounts. Time to start putting money in your mattress
      ___________
      Told yall she can phuck over the legal system but the IRS are going to get theirs by choice or force :coffee: Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now :haha:

    • NaijaGal

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Zoe&Naija, a good friend of mine, had an “accidental” baby 2 yrs ago And she talks about how when her days are going bad or her hubby gets on her nerves, how that lil new baby will just crack a smile at her and she turns to pudding! And how nothing even matters after that! Too sweet!
      ===========================
      wonder if that's how my mom ended up with this last one :thinking: she was almost out the game then BAM

    • luVn_liFe…

      her count to 10 without using her fangas!

      bwahahahahaha….Ikid stans…don’t come for me
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      MzWhang UR a special kind tuday! :lol:

    • Sam

      Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now
      ^^^
      They need to pay her in gum she did a horrible job :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot says:

      How about the Feds done seized LiLo bank accounts. Time to start putting money in your mattress
      ___________
      Told yall she can phuck over the legal system but the IRS are going to get theirs by choice or force Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now
      ~ ~ ~ ~
      NOPE,Still in crack as AGREED! lol

    • KayCeiSoul

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Whatchu Saying KaeCcei??

      ******************************
      All I ‘ill sayin’ is that those balls tighten and tone the vag muscles foreal-foreal.
      If you use them right and work out regularly, you could break a pretzel stick.

      I remember reading a Mary Morrison book back in the day right?
      The next day my azz was at the “what-not” store with a hat and sunglasses on like “Uhhh, I’m looking for something, can you help me?”

      Been right err’since. Prolly why I’m in a heap of “trouble” rett-nah. :rofl:

    • Bootcampgirl

      I finally got to watch the new Showtime @ the Apollo…I was VERY impressed! I hope it lasts!
      ________________
      When and what time does this come on?? TIA

    • luVn_liFe…

      Been right err’since. Prolly why I’m in a heap of “trouble” rett-nah.
      ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
      :lol: :hahaha:

    • lovezoe

      NAIJA- There is no “favorite” per say, but like you said all differently. Middle child- boy who turns 6 this month, gives me the most headache. Yet he is a funny person. He loves to dance like me. My daughter- 7 is very timid. The kind that needs to carry a brick around because that’s the only thing that will save her.She loves to read like me. My youngest- he is the calmest for the moment. When you pick him up he lays his head down on your chest. Just precious.

    • Who Dat

      *chokes Kdub* u refuse to be shyt.
      ^^^

      I sure aint.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Prolly why I’m in a heap of “trouble” rett-nah.

      :dead: Ole Strong cooch ass! :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      lovezoe says:
      There is no “favorite” per say, but like you said all differently. Middle child- boy who turns 6 this month, gives me the most headache. Yet he is a funny person. He loves to dance like me. My daughter- 7 is very timid. The kind that needs to carry a brick around because that’s the only thing that will save her.She loves to read like me. My youngest- he is the calmest for the moment. When you pick him up he lays his head down on your chest. Just precious.
      ~ ~ ~ `
      Awwwhhhhh” :)

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      what the hell are yall talking about?

    • KayCeiSoul

      mzwhang90210 says:

      free says:

      things i want to see in the new documentary:

      – new hairstyles
      – belly with some damn veins in it

      ***************************************
      -her count to 10 without using her fangas!

      bwahahahahaha….Ikid stans…don’t come for me

      ***************************************

      :rofl:

      *Holds up index finger* – “Twell” (twelve)
      *Holds up pinky finger* – “Fow-teen” (fourteen)
      *Holds up thumb* – “Twennie-Nine! I won!” <— y'all know what the hayle I'm tryna say! :coffee:

    • NaijaGal

      KayCeiSoul says:

      Been right err’since. Prolly why I’m in a heap of “trouble” rett-nah.
      ===================
      that and being a freak :grill:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      When and what time does this come on?? TIA
      ___________________
      :waves: Hey Boot….nice gravi!!

      Umm..I’m in So Cali…I caught it yesterday afternoon sometime. But I think it’s gonna come on again either Tue/or Thurs night.

    • KayCeiSoul

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Prolly why I’m in a heap of “trouble” rett-nah.

      Ole Strong cooch ass!

      ***************************

      :ashamed:

      :rofl:

    • SugarPieHoneybunn

      Who Dat says:

      oooh why Kandi gota be a hoe?? lmao
      now who she screw besides JD gremlin ass

      ^I read the list once and the shyt was so long I got tired of reading.
      ______________________
      well damn

    • KayCeiSoul

      NaijaGal says:

      KayCeiSoul says:

      Been right err’since. Prolly why I’m in a heap of “trouble” rett-nah.
      ===================
      that and being a freak

      *********************************

      Dayum you Gladys-Steen! :rofl:

    • Who Dat

      Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now
      ^^^
      They need to pay her in gum she did a horrible job

      ^^^^

      I just still want to know who was she fuggin to get to play LIZ TAYLOR? WHET?

      Liz was an alcoholic…not a crackhead. I am still irritated by the choice of LILO to play an ICON

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Sam says:

      Now is Lifetime going to pay her in cash now
      ^^^
      They need to pay her in gum she did a horrible job
      _________
      :smack: I figured that which is why I didnt even try to watch it

      :dead: @ Luv

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Balls
      Coochie
      B’s brows
      Kandi’s list

      Take your pick 110.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

      Who Dat says:

      Kandi said. I have mine in now

      ^^

      That hoe need em.

      I like her but she has been passed around the city of Atlanta more than a new baby at Sunday dinner.
      __________________________

      :ghost:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      OAN I think my coosie has gone to coosie heaven from getting no DACK! that is all.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      KayCeiSoul says:

      mzwhang90210 says:

      free says:

      things i want to see in the new documentary:

      – new hairstyles
      – belly with some damn veins in it

      ***************************************
      -her count to 10 without using her fangas!

      bwahahahahaha….Ikid stans…don’t come for me

      ***************************************

      *Holds up index finger* – “Twell” (twelve)
      *Holds up pinky finger* – “Fow-teen” (fourteen)
      *Holds up thumb* – “Twennie-Nine! I won!” <— y'all know what the hayle I'm tryna say!
      _____________________
      :rofl:

    • MissHarlem

      KAY I tole em earlier not to sleep on them Ben Wa balls. Hell if most chicks knew about em they wouldnt be whistling whilst walking.

    • Sam

      I just still want to know who was she fuggin to get to play LIZ TAYLOR? WHET?

      Liz was an alcoholic…not a crackhead. I am still irritated by the choice of LILO to play an ICON
      ^^^
      that’s what I was :thinking:

      I did watch the taming of the shrew this weekend w/ Liz Taylor and thought about that movie and felt they could have got someone else to play that part :no:

    • Who Dat

      OAN I think my coosie has gone to coosie heaven from getting no DACK

      ^^^

      It doesn’t go to heaven does it? I thought it just grew cobwebs and dust and shat. :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

      MissHarlem says:

      KAY I tole em earlier not to sleep on them Ben Wa balls. Hell if most chicks knew about em they wouldnt be whistling whilst walking.
      __________________________

      :lol:

    • NaijaGal

      Who Dat says:

      I just still want to know who was she fuggin to get to play LIZ TAYLOR? WHET?
      Liz was an alcoholic…not a crackhead. I am still irritated by the choice of LILO to play an ICON
      ==========================
      I’d rather they have Megan Fox (who? exactly) play her than LiLo…there is absolutely nothing sexy about her and Liz was sexy and sensual not a former cute meth head

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Kandi’s bust it list:

      JD
      Gerald Levert
      The camera man from Bravo (the opportunist)
      AJ
      *the football player from last season*

      :think:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      Hell if most chicks knew about em they wouldnt be whistling whilst walking.

      :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Your talent determines what you can do.
      Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do.
      Your attitude determines how well you do it.

      -Lou Holtz
      :tea:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      Who Dat says:

      OAN I think my coosie has gone to coosie heaven from getting no DACK
      ^^^
      It doesn’t go to heaven does it? I thought it just grew cobwebs and dust and shat.
      __________________-
      No cobwebs that bish is :dead:

      BYE baby! :ghost:

    • lovezoe

      Meghan Fox probably not even getting out of bed for a Lifetime Movie.

    • KayCeiSoul

      MissHarlem says:

      KAY I tole em earlier not to sleep on them Ben Wa balls. Hell if most chicks knew about em they wouldnt be whistling whilst walking.

      ********************************

      :wail: :rofl: ALL TRUTH!

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      I did watch the taming of the shrew this weekend w/ Liz Taylor and thought about that movie and felt they could have got someone else to play that part
      ________
      No matter how much they dress her up I will always remember her burnt fingertips every time I see her :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I posted 130 thinking about work and thangs, but now I’m thinking about sex acts :ashamed:

    • Sam

      No matter how much they dress her up I will always remember her burnt fingertips every time I see her
      ^^^^^^
      Its sad she was a pretty girl, everytime I see clips of her folks in the news I just smh…poor thing :no:

    • Who Dat

      Kandi’s bust it list:

      JD
      Gerald Levert
      The camera man from Bravo (the opportunist)
      AJ
      *the football player from last season*
      ———————————–
      Willis McGahee
      JD daddy Michael (supposedly)
      Her baby father
      Ryan Cameron (supposedly)
      One of the Scott sister’s bf which is one reason the group broke up
      Shakespear (producer…which is how she got the oppty to write for Destiny’s Chirens)

      Some more folks including some womens but I love my log in.

      Sidenote: My mama is 63 and dont have two deceased ex-bf’s.

    • NaijaGal

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Your talent determines what you can do.
      Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do.
      Your attitude determines how well you do it.
      -Lou Holtz
      =====================
      :thumbsup: but since this is a Beyonce thread you didn't need to give credit to the author *sniggles*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Sam, no news? :popcorn:

    • luVn_liFe…

      BEREA, Ohio — A member of the Cleveland Browns’ grounds crew killed himself at their practice facility, a team spokesman said Sunday.

      The man’s body was found Saturday morning at the facility in suburban Cleveland, the same day Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher committed suicide in front of his coach and general manager after earlier killing his girlfriend.

      Browns spokesman Neal Gulkis confirmed to The Associated Press that a team employee died of a suicide, but provided no other details. He released a statement calling the man a good friend and an outstanding employee and saying the team’s heartfelt condolences go out to his family.

      “This is a terrible tragedy,” the statement said. “He will be missed by everyone in the Cleveland Browns organization.”

    • VDot

      -her count to 10 without using her fangas!

      ____________________________________________________

      Why worry about counting when you have someone else you can pay to count for you :coffee:

      Matter of fact let me submit my resume to her! I’m always looking for a new job :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :chase: Kdub

      :rofl: Naija

    • Who Dat

      I HATTTTTTTTTTTTTE GYP…heffa….

      That means mine might need a burial soon… I aint got nah prospect in sight…

      :dead: and GONE

    • NaijaGal

      lovezoe says:

      Meghan Fox probably not even getting out of bed for a Lifetime Movie
      ====================
      chit…I know Bryan Austin Green (had to spell it all out) got a new show but he ain’t no Brad Pitt…and in the movie why the dude playing Richard Burton old enough to be her daddy…Richard & Liz were only 8 years apart :huh:

    • MissHarlem

      MRS :danban: what it do

    • NaijaGal

      luVn_liFe… says:

      BEREA, Ohio — A member of the Cleveland Browns’ grounds crew killed himself at their practice facility, a team spokesman said Sunday.
      The man’s body was found Saturday morning at the facility in suburban Cleveland, the same day Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher committed suicide in front of his coach and general manager after earlier killing his girlfriend.
      Browns spokesman Neal Gulkis confirmed to The Associated Press that a team employee died of a suicide, but provided no other details. He released a statement calling the man a good friend and an outstanding employee and saying the team’s heartfelt condolences go out to his family.
      “This is a terrible tragedy,” the statement said. “He will be missed by everyone in the Cleveland Browns organization.”
      ===============================
      did he get any concussions from mowing the lawn???

    • Who Dat

      and in the movie why the dude playing Richard Burton old enough to be her daddy…Richard & Liz were only 8 years apart

      ^^ That was the part that got ME.

    • VDot

      Some more folks including some womens but I love my log in.

      ___________________________________________________________

      :blink:

      Kandi was chopping down Auntie?

      :shocked:

    • bubblicious

      @NAIJA

      I see you.

    • MissHarlem

      Liz and **** movie was fckn HORRIBLE. I aint got no one to blame but myself bc I never do media hype movies so thats what I get. 2 hrs I cant get back :mad:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :spank: Naija!! LMAO
      I feel where Ur coming from . .
      Cuyahoga County Coroner confirms an employee with the Cleveland Browns hanged himself inside a Browns storage shed…

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Ok, if Kandi was with ‘who shall not be named’, who was the bottom? :popcorn: I hope this reads right :thinking:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Naija, it was the loud buzzing and vibrations from the riding lawnmower :kona:

    • NaijaGal

      bubblicious says:

      @NAIJA
      I see you.
      ==============
      :grill:

    • Who Dat

      Lets race :pigsfly:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :huh: Biwah balls, who talm bout that. I have some and they are great for strengthening your poom poom !!! Love them !!!

    • lovezoe

      NAIJA- I tried to watch BAG new show. Yeah. Not that funny.

    • MsOnederful

      Waymen’t now..so that makes 2 thats related to BEY who reads Aunties blog. Interesting….The blue guy..I don’t remember his name..and a lady…Interesting.

    • VDot

      Or is it

      :pigsfly:?

    • KayCeiSoul

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Ok, if Kandi was with ‘who shall not be named’, who was the bottom? I hope this reads right

      ***************************************************

      :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :pigsfly: CHAMONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      *ties food to your piggy’s leg to distract* :D

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      VDot says:

      Some more folks including some womens but I love my log in.

      ___________________________________________________________

      Kandi was chopping down Auntie?
      __________
      :rofl: Kandi is known to take care of her jumpoffs so did she buy a few backpacks, pay a few server fees, lifetime supply of Bronner Brothers Spritz :crying:

    • KayCeiSoul

      Ayaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnd Jenie’s on team Strong Cooch!

      :rofl:

      Jenie-Boo, blame DTTS! She said it. :ashamed:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      But ummm Kandi isn’t SR’s ‘type’, right?

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Lets race
      __________
      :casket: :rofl:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      I know someone else that busted it down also. KP but at that time he was getting around with a few.Kandi’s list is a lil long but I know that if we put ours out there :kona: cause…nevamind.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      No I didn’t :chase: :lol:

      <–is Team Kegels Til The World Blows Up :rofl: #ionwannaputnowallballsupinme djm…

    • bubblicious

      We are not talking about Sandra and Kandi getting it on. We. Are. Not.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :waves: <–List, part I :lol:

    • KayCeiSoul

      No, DTTS – I didn’t say you were ON TSC! :smack:
      I meant you gave the name! LMAO!

    • MissHarlem

      Kandi’s list is a lil long but I know that if we put ours out there
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ CHILLLLEEEEE a few or half shouldnt even font

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      . :pigsfly:

      . :pigsfly:

    • Who Dat

      We shole AINT.

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      But ummm Kandi isn’t SR’s ‘type’, right?
      __________
      LOL Sandra is fancy she doesnt do mates with weaves and such :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      KayCeiSoul says:

      No, DTTS – I didn’t say you were ON TSC! :smack:
      I meant you gave the name! LMAO!

      IONO what TSC is, but I didn’t do it LOL!

      Did I give a name? Of what? SON called them wall balls out :rofl:

    • bubblicious

      What if one of those balls gets stuck up there? What if you get to tight to push it back out? Talk about clogging your plumbing.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SR liked that singing show chick, right? I thought that’s what I recall reading on here :shrug:

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      MissHarlem says:

      Kandi’s list is a lil long but I know that if we put ours out there
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ CHILLLLEEEEE a few or half shouldnt even font
      ___________
      Everybody’s hoe-ism should be G14 classified information :coffee:

    • Who Dat

      :pigsfly:

      I missed racing… I miss @Lakes :wail:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      So I remember this guy and I swear for the life of me I don’t know his name but he drove a green car so iffin I make a list his name is green car.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Is there a string or chain on the Balls? :kona:

    • MissHarlem

      me and Ben Wa Balls :woohoo: however it would be nice to get some. I must knock the dust of the **** first

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      :dead: Green Car :crying:

    • KayCeiSoul

      bubblicious says:

      What if one of those balls gets stuck up there? What if you get to tight to push it back out? Talk about clogging your plumbing.

      *************************************

      Lawd hammercy Bubb, this was the SAME THOUGHT I had all those years ago in that store. The girl said they wouldn’t get stuck and they didn’t. You use Kegals to hold them and release them. They won’t get stuck babes. :lol:

      *Hums the theme to the Jefferson’s – the one at the end when it’s going off”

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      I swear I hate yall all of yall cause I’m mad now that I can’t member his name.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :blink:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      his name is green car.

      :dead:

    • KayCeiSoul

      :dead: @ “green car”

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      Hmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    • MissHarlem

      TY :thumbsup: which is why even on this board you will never know

      SON no its no chain

      BUBB no it cant get stuck

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I must knock the dust of the **** first

      :rofl:

    • Who Dat

      Everybody’s hoe-ism should be G14 classified information

      Yes Lord. :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      <–has never used them BUT I'd bet money that I could shoot one outta mine :lol: <–mouth wide open

    • Diva

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Is there a string or chain on the Balls?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Like a ping pong :rofl:

    • KayCeiSoul

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      Hmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

      ***************************************************

      Yo’ azz is so insane!!!!!!! I am sitting here in tears rocking! :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      No pullers on it MsDiva :lol:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      I have never used those balls before cause after these 4 babies them shyts would be falling out my pants legs and nucca would swear I’m shooting marbles.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :casket:

    • Who Dat

      So I remember this guy and I swear for the life of me I don’t know his name but he drove a green car so iffin I make a list his name is green car.
      ^^^
      Was it a green Taurus? He on my list too…

      I have a dude named Baseball on my list. He came too quick and said he used to think about baseball to prevent this ahh ISSUE. Cant remma his REAL name so the fugga is foreva listed as Baseball.

    • Diva

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      No pullers on it MsDiva

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Can I get those via mail orda? any site suggestions por favor?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      VDot says: Why worry about counting when you have someone else you can pay to count for you

      Matter of fact let me submit my resume to her! I’m always looking for a new job
      ______________________
      Bey needs to hire somebody to count for her..speak in public for her…and teach her how to walk and chew gum @the same time…(w/out getting it in her hair)
      Hope you can multi-task!

      :hahaha:

      I’m wonderin bout these coochie balls y’all are tawkin bout…
      hmmm….

    • KayCeiSoul

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      <–has never used them BUT I'd bet money that I could shoot one outta mine <–mouth wide open

      ******************************************

      I'M LEAVIIIIIIINNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!! :wail:

      Please let me make to at LEAST 38 WEEKS! I cannot laugh at y'alls foolishness like this!

      And K-Dubbs "Yes Lord" sent me over the edge too.

      Too merch at one time! :wail:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Is there a string or chain on the Balls?
      _________________________

      You know those stress balls, people have twirling them around, they silver balls, Binwah balls are exactly like that, they are ball weights . :yes:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      JustB says:

      That tiny white waist does not appear to belong to Bootylicious Beyonce. Try again! Her neck is thicker than that waist FOH!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      YOUR GRAVIE IS A FOOL!!! LMAAAOOOOO

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      I have never used those balls before cause after these 4 babies them shyts would be falling out my pants legs and nucca would swear I’m shooting marbles.
      ___________________________
      SCREAMINNNNN!! :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :ghost: @ Gypsy Lawd !

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      No pullers on it MsDiva

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Can I get those via mail orda? any site suggestions por favor?
      *gets on bullhorn* Hookers, where can we, ummm I mean MsDiva, find these coochie wall balls :lol:

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Was it a green Taurus? He on my list too
      _________
      :crying: Just snacth the keyboards from both of them :ghost:

    • bubblicious

      Ah. Thank you. Good to know.

    • Who Dat

      James. That is Baseball’s name.

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      YASSSSSSSSSSSSS! It was a green taurus! Oh lawd.

      and baseball :dead:

      :wails:

    • MissHarlem

      KAYYYY my bish do you know that I hum that all the time when someone is gettin on my nerves. Damn and dont no one know what I mean smh

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Like a ping pong ball KC :wink:

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      No pullers on it MsDiva

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Can I get those via mail orda? any site suggestions por favor?
      __________
      bedroomkandi.com Diva get the ones that hook up to your Ipod :rofl:

    • Who Dat

      Can I get those via mail orda? any site suggestions por favor?
      *gets on bullhorn* Hookers, where can we, ummm I mean MsDiva, find these coochie wall balls

      ^^

      Where is Dawn…Dawn-eeee we need some coochie wall balls STAT.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :mad: hates when I refresh my screen and all I see is Bey eye balls :no: on that note I’m out until a newpost comes, if not Just want to tell everyone :bye: and be safe :pigsfly:

    • bubblicious

      Putting Gypsy on white font status until she finds some sense.

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      Green car if you are reading this please let KDUB and I know what your name is cause we think that you may have secksed us boff!

      And if you did, what the hell your name is?

    • Diva

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      No pullers on it MsDiva

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Can I get those via mail orda? any site suggestions por favor?
      *gets on bullhorn* Hookers, where can we, ummm I mean MsDiva, find these coochie wall balls

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Umm they ain't for me…a friend of a friend was asking about em and where they could purchase these little metal balls. :hahaha:

    • MissHarlem

      YNH still hate her :rofl: shooting marbles LAWWDDDD

      DIVA check out Adamn & Eve you can also read the reviews

    • Diva

      Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot says:

      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      No pullers on it MsDiva

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Can I get those via mail orda? any site suggestions por favor?
      __________
      bedroomkandi.com Diva get the ones that hook up to your Ipod

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :shocked: I can…I mean my friend of a friend can hook em up to her ipod? :rofl:

    • Who Dat

      When he told me that ish about BASEBALL :no:

      I was like you think about THAT to keep from bustin? I am a sports FANATIC. Everything BUT baseball. Baseball puts me to SLEEP. Every time.

      I quit him after he told me that. Nukka I cant een LOOK at you…dont call me no mo.

    • MissHarlem

      However once you sign up with them you will get an email every night like clockwork at midnight. I guess freaks really do come out at night :shrug:

    • Diva

      BRB…going to check out these here BALLS ya’ll speak of so I can pass the word on!

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      :rofl:

    • Diva

      MissHarlem says:

      YNH still hate her shooting marbles LAWWDDDD

      DIVA check out Adamn & Eve you can also read the reviews

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :wave: hey Harlem…I’mma let ole girl know where she can read up on these balls!

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Can we get a new post :think: Tired of looking at Bey’s semi ****ed eyes like :huh:

    • KayCeiSoul

      Everybody acts a complete azz when it gets close to 4/5 Central/Eastern, EVERYDAY.

      It never fails. I had to walk away from my computer.

      We can all probably be certified as nutz. :rofl:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      Bey’s eyes reminds me of Lefteye’s before she died in that documentary.

    • NaijaGal

      TLC is prepping for reality tv’s next phenomenon, “The Sisterhood.” Meet the pastor’s wives who’ll be stirring up drama in the name of Jesus inside…..

      Set in the heart of Atlanta (obvi), TLC is hoping “The Sisterhood” will bring the same drama and excitement of “RHOA” and “”BBW,” but with “Jesus” as a storyline. The show provides a candid look at five larger-than-life preacher’s wives as they run their families and churches. And since we’ve learned that a successful reality show is based on drama, you’ll be able to count on these ladies to bring that to the table as well.

      Accoridng to the trailer, tension will run high as the “ONLY” thing the ladies agree on in their love of God. “Everything else is up for grabs,” says one of the wives.

      So what’s going to set this show apart from other reality shows based on groups of women? From looking at the promo…not much. There will be skeletons (one of the preacher’s wives admits to being a former crack addict), there will be sex (one couple is into handcuffs) there will be fighting, and there will be lots of shoes and fancy clothes. We guess the only difference is everything is done with just a touch a Jesus.
      ==========================
      :huh: :blink: :eek:

    • Diva

      MissHarlem says:

      However once you sign up with them you will get an email every night like clockwork at midnight. I guess freaks really do come out at night

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Thanks for the headsup :whistle: Freaks come out at night, the freaks come out at night

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Ty, Twot SR about a Medical Minute of these coochie wall balls :tea:

    • NaijaGal

      Domonique is anything but your typical preacher’s wife. She’s bold, she’s brash, and she’s unapologetically honest. After moving to Atlanta, she met and married Brian, an Evangelical pastor, and they had two daughters together. After years of growing The Good Life Ministry, the couple fell on hard times and were forced to close the church’s doors. They are now looking for new opportunities to fulfill their calling and Domonique is hoping to repair the damage that losing the church caused to her marriage.

    • MzTisch

      Does Catfish come on tonight or tomorrow? When I say that show brings me joy……..

      *rocking like Anita Baker*

    • NaijaGal

      When most people think of preacher’s wives, they think of demure ladies in big hats, conservative suits, and strands of pearls. So when people find out Tara is a First Lady, they usually do a double take. She’s fit and fabulous and her wardrobe leaves little to the imagination. Tara and her husband Brian recently relocated their family from Los Angeles to Atlanta so Brian could pastor a new church. However, Brian, who was actually raised Jewish, lost his position at the church after only six weeks. Now the two are struggling to find their footing in a city where new churches… and new friends…are hard to come by.

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      MzTisch says:

      Does Catfish come on tonight or tomorrow? When I say that show brings me joy……..
      *rocking like Anita Baker*
      ____________________
      Yes it does!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Lord, have mercy. @Naija :no: smh!

      =============
      Diva, let us know what you find out. I vote that Dawn’s gets any and all coochie wall ball money up in here not k :shrug:

    • NaijaGal

      Most First Ladies do not have a colorful past like Ivy. As one of the members of girl group Xscape, Ivy lived the partying life of a pop star. But since meeting her husband Mark, pastor of the Emanuel Tabernacle Church, Ivy is singing a different tune. She is now a dutiful First Lady, wife, and mother to a one-year old son. However, her not-so-wholesome past helps Ivy relate to and connect with her inner city congregation.
      ======================
      Harpo who this woman???

    • NaijaGal

      It’s rare that you’ll hear a first lady say, “I’m Dominican and I don’t play!” But Christina often makes it known that she’s a sassy Latina who you don’t want to mess with. Christina and her husband Anthony run one of the largest and most successful churches in Atlanta called the Oasis Family Life Church. But the success of their church also means they struggle to meet the needs of their ever-growing congregation. And, if that weren’t stressful enough, Christina and Anthony also have to wrangle their two challenging teenage daughters who are just as sassy as their mother.

    • KayCeiSoul

      :cosign: YNH – I thought it, but I just didn’t say it.
      Maybe that’s what her thieving azz was going for.

      Now she stealing looks. She’s a cold tony. Wattah-tah. *Courtesty of Pootie-Tang*

    • NaijaGal

      One look at DeLana singing on stage in her leather pants and spiked heels and you’ll definitely think she’s a rock star. But don’t let her rocker chick exterior fool you – she’s a First Lady through and through. DeLana and her husband Myles pastor the Worship with Wonders Church where music plays a big part in their ministry. They write their own music and perform original songs at every Sunday service. In addition to music, DeLana is passionate about helping children. She has two children of her own and often acts as a surrogate mother to young members of her congregation in need.
      =====================
      and with this I’m out…yall have a good one :) *sniggles*

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

    • MissHarlem

      MZ it comes on tonight at 10 or 11 not sure

    • Diva

      @YNH *screaming you ain’t shyt today*

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      I tweeted Dawn to come up in thru here!

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      :wail: I gots tha sads… :wail: My gpa dropped cuz of a “C” I got last semester…took me out of magna cum laude status…

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Who da hell is Ivy :think: Auntie call Tiny and find out who this 5th member is :shrug:

    • Diva

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Lord, have mercy. @Naija smh!

      =============
      Diva, let us know what you find out. I vote that Dawn’s gets any and all coochie wall ball money up in here not k

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      will do……………. :smile:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

      :applause: You raised them right! :thumbsup:

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Christina and her husband Anthony run one of the largest and most successful churches in Atlanta called the Oasis Family Life Church.
      _________
      :dead: This is my church :huh:

      Oh lawd :smack:

    • KayCeiSoul

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

      ************************************************

      Is Brown one of your chirren? You know YNH…that man they caught on camera in the sto’ who said he won? *sideeye*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      WUT, is there anything you can do immediately, like call the Professor and try to resubmit some work :shrug: #suggestion

    • MzTisch

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      MzTisch says:

      Does Catfish come on tonight or tomorrow? When I say that show brings me joy……..
      *rocking like Anita Baker*
      ____________________
      Yes it does!!!

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^

      :danban1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot says:

      Christina and her husband Anthony run one of the largest and most successful churches in Atlanta called the Oasis Family Life Church.
      _________
      :dead: This is my church :huh:

      Oh lawd :smack:

      Uhh Ohhh! Did you know they were filming a series? :lol:

    • MzTisch

      MissHarlem says:

      MZ it comes on tonight at 10 or 11 not sure

      ^^^^^^^^
      Okay, thanks! Prolly afta those train wreck arse heauxs from Teen Mom 2.

    • KayCeiSoul

      NaijaGal says:

      One look at DeLana singing on stage in her leather pants and spiked heels and you’ll definitely think she’s a rock star. But don’t let her rocker chick exterior fool you – she’s a First Lady through and through. DeLana and her husband Myles pastor the Worship with Wonders Church where music plays a big part in their ministry. They write their own music and perform original songs at every Sunday service. In addition to music, DeLana is passionate about helping children. She has two children of her own and often acts as a surrogate mother to young members of her congregation in need.

      *******************************************************

      What you say Self? Is this Ceephus and Reese Mayweather? Nawwww! I really don’t think that’s them, but it shole sound like it Self. Showl do.

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.
      __________
      :)

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      I found me a small church down the skreet from me.I used to go to Salem Bible Church and heard so many stories about the son sexing like he crazy…I just need a low key church that my kids can sing in the choir and still feel like a family and praise em and go home.

    • Bad Influence

      <—excited about the donald goines story on celeb crime files :yes:

    • Who Dat

      I gots tha sads… My gpa dropped cuz of a “C” I got last semester…took me out of magna cum laude status…

      ^^^

      DANG… It will be okay :hug:

      :hug: AGANE sis…

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      OMG Catfish is the SHAT! :yahoo: watched it for the 1st time this past weekend. fell in lubb right away :love:

      OTB :scared: a bish tried to come fa meh on my FB page bew! :shotsfired:

    • Bad Influence

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      My 2 oldest chirren just informed me that they have done all of the xmas shopping for lil gypsies. They said that it was my xmas present also. I don’t have to buy anything. Lawd, now I’m rocking back and forth cause them nucca’s done also paid mama’s rent.

      :yahoo: good babies u got thurr heffa!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Boygah, :love: that author! Where at? :popcorn:

    • NaijaGal

      why do I have to wait for this stupid meeting…FML :crying1:

      so TY :popcorn: these your chuch folk huh?

    • Bad Influence

      Whip! & Dubbz :hug:

    • MzTisch

      BAD! :D

      Dang! Monday nights be cracking! I want to see that too……..

    • Bad Influence

      @Boygah, on TVone, tonight :yes:

    • NaijaGal

      YNH – that is just awesome :hug: yay kids :cheer: *confetti*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      OTB :scared: a bish tried to come fa meh on my FB page bew! :shotsfired:

      :huh: Folks STILL need hobbies yo!

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot says:

      Christina and her husband Anthony run one of the largest and most successful churches in Atlanta called the Oasis Family Life Church.
      _________
      This is my church

      Oh lawd

      Uhh Ohhh! Did you know they were filming a series?
      ____________
      No… hell I dont think anyone knows Im writing a letter :pc:

      :cuss:

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      WUT, is there anything you can do immediately, like call the Professor and try to resubmit some work #suggestion
      —————————
      Nope… The professor is an :buttshake:

    • NaijaGal

      Bad Influence says:

      <—excited about the donald goines story on celeb crime files
      ==========================
      you see the Merlin Santana one? super sad…if you did, you catch how they were low key dogging his character?

    • kdillon

      I really think Beyonce likes seeing Beyonce, because private went public quick.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl: @Ty :pc: “blowing up there spot” :hahaha:

    • Bad Influence

      @Tisch :waves:

      mhm cause i gotta squeeze my bev hill house’hoes in there too

    • Diva

      :wave: Hey BAD girl!!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :hug: WUT
      It’s ok, forget about it and just work hard in your next class. What’s done is done…

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      My kids are awesome!!! Very good seeds. I’m proud of them everyday. The babies are now on the phone with my ex-in laws asking for krispy kreme donuts. I’m sure my father in law will be here in about 30 mins. I don’t think they know that these aren’t their grandkids. They always fall for the okie doke!

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      HIS! :hug: hey puddin pop! what it do?

      DTTS :shank: bish got mad bc i posted a pic of a vlogger named “Hair Crush” aka Chime & captioned the pic “her hair IS everything” & who said “type 4″ hair can’t grow like this. she goes ”
      went into “Her hair IS everything…really? lmao…no honey it’s just hair…..what is type 4 hair..i am a licensed cosmotologist and have no idea what that is….and what is this obsession with long hair? I wish for the day we haev these conversations about colleges…smdh..i’m just saying what other women are this taken with hair issues? BTW sister is beautiful but she cus easily be with short hair as well”

      :blink: bish wut?? let’s spell cosmetologist correctly 1st shall we? :rollseyes;

    • MzTisch

      Bad Influence says:

      @Tisch

      mhm cause i gotta squeeze my bev hill house’hoes in there too

      ^^^^^^^
      Phuk! I need a DVR thingy to tape schitz! Ion want the extra charges tho on my bill. I guess I have to catch it later in the week.

    • Bad Influence

      @Naija, yes! and that whole ordeal was just ridiculous. that lil girl was trajic and what was he doing fondling that hard looking child?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Typical Road’s Scholar huh iWhip?! :rofl:

    • KayCeiSoul

      I don’t think they know that these aren’t their grandkids. They always fall for the okie doke!

      ************************************

      :whistle:
      “May be the last time, I don’t know….may be the last time I don’t know…” :ghost:

    • Bad Influence

      @Fay, sheesh someone was in their feelings huh? poor girl :lol:

      Divaaaaaa :waves:

      @Tisch, i cannot lie, i couldnt function without dvr :no:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      :rofl: DTTS hell yeah! i mean really? :huh:
      y ppl gotta be negative & chit. let that woman’s hair & my appreciation of it be GREAT & chit!

    • WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      WUT
      It’s ok, forget about it and just work hard in your next class. What’s done is done…
      —————————
      :hug: I am sooo burnt out! I have three classes left. I don't feel I have the strength!That's why I got that low C in the first place! Its too late in the game to take off a semester. I want to get it over with!

    • Who Dat

      bish wut?? let’s spell cosmetologist correctly 1st shall we?

      :coffee: Ummmmm

    • MzTisch

      Bad Influence says:

      @Naija, yes! and that whole ordeal was just ridiculous. that lil girl was trajic and what was he doing fondling that hard looking child?

      ^^^^
      We ain’t schit together today cuz I was thinking the same thing. The recreation had her looking one way, and then they showed the real girl. I was like :no:

      I don’t beleeve that he had sex with her. I really don’t. Dude was effing Supahead. I think she wanted to and got mad cuz he wouldn’t give her the time of day she wanted him to.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      iWhip, school that bish on how folks come to you to fix their hair, and that’s the Objective-to have healthy hair. Surely, a cos-mo-tol-o-gist would understand and appreciate it :D

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      HIS i guess so for her to come & post that BS when she coulda simply bypassed. i cant stand bishes like that. ion function well w ppl like that :cuss: took ALL i had not to go the fck OFF!

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      I mean they love them like their own they know they are not theirs. I meant that they fall for anything that my kids tell them because they are always buying them stuff.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      WUT
      It’s ok, forget about it and just work hard in your next class. What’s done is done…
      —————————
      :hug: I am sooo burnt out! I have three classes left. I don't feel I have the strength!That's why I got that low C in the first place! Its too late in the game to take off a semester. I want to get it over with!
      =========
      :stop: STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Ok, close your eyes and picture yourself in your cap and gown, with your kids all watching, and you crossing that stage!

      You can do this! Not everybody can, BUT YOU CAN! Shake it off! You have come too far to stop now! :eek:

    • KayCeiSoul

      @ iWhip – I will be on your FB today. I took a break.
      Please pray I don’t find this trout-in-timbaland mouf heffa.

      :mad:

      How do you go on a natural hair care page and act disgruntled?

      I feel like my on Waiting to Exhale..”YOU raggely bish!”

    • NaijaGal

      Bad Influence says:

      @Naija, yes! and that whole ordeal was just ridiculous. that lil girl was trajic and what was he doing fondling that hard looking child?
      ======================
      I assume he was high and they met in a club and you know how that goes but the next day when the sun was out he went :huh: at the face that probably didn’t match the image he had from the night before…so when he dissed her…well you know the rest…she’s out now cause the ish happened in 2002 and she got 10 years…should’ve given her trifling ass life

    • KayCeiSoul

      I feel like MYKELTI on Waiting to Exhale..”YOU raggely bish!”

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      :offtopic: Whats with this leash that Rhi claims Chris put on her and told her never give it away :think:

      Is that supposed to be cute and why did she have to post herself wearing it :shrug:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs97yBYZ9rGSCt3MB YOUR NAME HERE!

      TTS bish got mad bc i posted a pic of a vlogger named “Hair Crush” aka Chime & captioned the pic “her hair IS everything” & who said “type 4? hair can’t grow like this. she goes ”
      went into “Her hair IS everything…really? lmao…no honey it’s just hair…..what is type 4 hair..i am a licensed cosmotologist and have no idea what that is….and what is this obsession with long hair? I wish for the day we haev these conversations about colleges…smdh..i’m just saying what other women are this taken with hair issues? BTW sister is beautiful but she cus easily be with short hair as well”
      bish wut?? let’s spell cosmetologist correctly 1st shall we? :rollseyes;
      _____________________

      Tell Sheneneh to go back to Brenda’s Bump and Curl and stay off of FB.

    • NaijaGal

      WUT WUT in da BUTT – you’ve got senioritis which means the ish is almost done…keep forging ahead cause when you cross that stage, it’s a euphora like no other :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      KayCeiSoul says:

      @ iWhip – I will be on your FB today. I took a break.
      Please pray I don’t find this trout-in-timbaland mouf heffa.

      :mad:

      How do you go on a natural hair care page and act disgruntled?

      I feel like my on Waiting to Exhale..”YOU raggely bish!”

      =================
      Oh my :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Ty, me NOT caring DOES NOT make me a hater. :rofl:

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      Rapper Tyga enjoyed a cushy upbringing in the Valley — NOT Compton — at least that’s what the rapper said on a game show back in 2008 … and TMZ has obtained the unaired footage.

      The show was called “Bustas” — where wannabe-rappers compete against each other to see who can embody ugly rap stereotypes the best … playing borderline-offensive games like “Guess the Rapper By His Grill” and “Is This a Real Rolex?”

      Tyga appeared on the show … and immediately sacrificed any semblance of street cred in the process … claiming he grew up in a well-to-do household in the Valley, and his parents drove a Range Rover.

      But Tyga — who has since claimed he grew up in Compton — insisted, “I’m still street.”

      Thankfully for Tyga, the show was never picked up and the clip never made it to air … until now.

      The highlight: “Bustas” culminates with a freestyle rap, in which the contestants are asked to incorporate buzz words like “amoeba” into their raps, and Tyga’s so bad … he gets his ass boo’d off stage. (For the record, Tyga does not know how to pronounce the word “amoeba”)

      It’s pretty bad — but you should check out the video to see if Tyga actually loses the entire show.
      ____________
      Studio Gangstas :whistle:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Aight, I got some folks I need to put in there place.

      :pigsfly: BBL

    • tld007

      :rolleyes: This docu****ery is for the birds!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *their

      ========
      Ty, from 227: St,St, Studio :whistle:

      bbl

    • Who Dat

      I feel like MYKELTI on Waiting to Exhale..”YOU raggely bish!”

      :wail:

    • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

      KayCeiSoul says:

      @ iWhip – I will be on your FB today. I took a break.
      Please pray I don’t find this trout-in-timbaland mouf heffa.

      :mad:

      How do you go on a natural hair care page and act disgruntled?

      I feel like my on Waiting to Exhale..”YOU raggely bish!”

      :hahaha: :rofl: LMAO! guhl i’m finding that folks get UPSET bout natural hair issues. but i’m tryna uplift & this bish tryna come fa meh? really? lawddd. yall pray fa meh mk? SMH

    • Aspiring Model aka Sugar Foot

      @ DTTS nope LOL

      Me either but Im bored and killing time

    • NaijaGal

      Tyga’s cousin is Travie McCoy from Gym Class Heroes so ummmmm yeah…hate he got all those tats though…now he’s tatted with a baby by a stripper…yup the life :cheers:

    • ms.me.too

      why she always so eager to show off that burito-belly like it’ll prove anything but super secretive about that balloon-belly? makes no sense to me. she should have just cut it out the documentary ….

      :facepalm: