Ahmad Rashad is back on the market (sort of)

Ahmad Rashad Sale Johnson

Who else thought former NFL star Ahmad Rashad was still married to actress Phylicia Rashad?

Not only are they divorced but he remarried again. And this time his new wife, Sale Johnson, wants a divorce AND she wants to keep him from ever setting foot inside their exclusive gated community.

What’s wrong with this guy?

Apparently, Rashard found himself another rich sucker wife after Phylicia Rashad cut him loose.

From Page Six:

The former NFL star’s wife, Sale Johnson, has had him banned from their exclusive gated community as their divorce gets nasty.

Johnson has hired security guards to block her ex from the tony Bears Club gated community, Jose Lambiet of Gossip Extra reports. She even reportedly had the fob that gets him through the gate deactivated.

Despite that, a source told the site, Rashad, “got through and went to the clubhouse. But the guards asked him to leave and escorted him out.”

The couple were previously shacked up in a $5 million mansion at the Jupiter, Fla., community, which surrounds a golf course designed by legend Jack Nicklaus. Though both shared the home, Johnson’s name is on the deed.

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    221 Responses to “Ahmad Rashad is back on the market (sort of)”

    1. 1
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Maybe he is HalleBerry crazy?

    2. 2
      Sandra Rose says:

      I’m thinking he’s a male gold digging whore.

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      I just want to know where does one go to find a sucker to support them? I mean it couldn’t possibly be that easy could it? Smh

    4. 4
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      You could be right Sandra. He doesn’t have money of his own though? Or is he a status seeker? I’ve never really liked him although I’m not sure why.

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      flyygirl says:

      so let me get this straight…a man who’s name is on the deed, who’s items are still in the house, and who basically paid for the home, is banned from entering and being escorted off by security. oh ok, that makes total sense. Unless this man has beaten this girl to a pulp or abused her family or her in some way or another, I don’t understand the logic behind banning him from his own home. but that’s just my two cents and a biscuit. God bless them. :tea:

    6. 6
      ysoserious says:

      What?

    7. 7
      Kynedy L says:

      Reading is fundamental

    8. 8
      tld007 says:

      “Though both shared the home, Johnson’s name is on the deed”. The home is in her name… She a sucker, i bet Phalecia and her sisters are doin fame dancin inn the crib at his stupidity. And again does it seem like blk men ar flockin to white women nowadays…IJS

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      MoniquetheGeek says:

      Sale? That’s her name? :huh: Wonder if it’s pronounced Sally.

    10. 10
      Milky says:

      @flygirl his name is not on the deed.

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      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      :haha: <—–felecia and Sale thanks for tha ride :hump: mister….

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      J Said it! says:

      This is old news.. theyv been divorce for years

    13. 13
      MoniquetheGeek says:

      a man who’s name is on the deed, who’s items are still in the house, and who basically paid for the home
      ____________________________________
      Her name is on the deed. I’m thinking he didn’t pay anthing. If’n I paid for a home, my name would be all over that lease.

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      Crickett says:

      His daughter (the one from Steel Magnolia’s) looks exactly like him.

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      flyygirl says:

      my apologies, I thought his name was on the deed. carry on.

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      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      @tld

      I don’t think she’s the sucker… I think she’s smarter than the average dude! Most men who take in gold diggers wind up losing something out the deal, her azz was smart… He left with what he came with…. nothin… :coffee:

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      prynsexxx says:

      Ugh to it all.

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      flyygirl says:

      but he had to have at least some financial obligations to this home. Surely she can’t be in control of everything? if she is, that’s a daggone shame. How could you let a woman control your house all through and through like that.

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      prynsexxx says:

      <——

      and he left Phylicia for THAT? *bey stank face*

    20. 20
      LadieLeo says:

      Yeah him and Claire Huxtable been divorced for a long long time.

    21. 21
      Milky says:

      but he had to have at least some financial obligations to this home. Surely she can’t be in control of everything? if she is, that’s a daggone shame. How could you let a woman control your house all through and through like that.
      _________________________________________
      not if she had all of this before they got married. home could’ve been paid for before she met him. If the house is in my name and I want ur behind out best believe u leaving with what u came with!

    22. 22
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      Wut gooooood point. Ppl wit money….HAVE MONEY lol. So what she may have spent on him or given him is no skin off her nose. But when SHE decided she wasn’t participating anymore she got rid of him n kept allllllllll her stuff. Pretty smart indeed.

    23. 23
      Betamax82 says:

      Blah

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      KABYEYOU says:

      yall should do some research on who this lady is, She was once married to the guy who owned Johnson & Johnson products and is worth more than A HUNNA Milly

      she was a gold digger so she may have got GOT

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      MoniquetheGeek says:

      How could you let a woman control your house all through and through like that.
      __________________________________________________
      option 1: :bow: :hump: <- him being sprung off the sex
      option 2: :bow: <- her being to walk all over him just because
      option 3: maybe it's not his to control

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      Bird says:

      He’s been married to this woman for a loooong time at this point. Him and Phylicia were still household names when they got divorced to it was pretty big news. He was also a household name when he married this woman. Maybe they were equally yoked at the time. I bet Phyliica wouldn’t have dumped him when the money slowed down.

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      MissHarlem says:

      :facepalm: NEXT

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      flyygirl says:

      aint nobody got time for that says:

      Wut gooooood point. Ppl wit money….HAVE MONEY lol. So what she may have spent on him or given him is no skin off her nose. But when SHE decided she wasn’t participating anymore she got rid of him n kept allllllllll her stuff. Pretty smart indeed.

      ———————————————————

      chile, she played him like a fiddle. wow.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      not if she had all of this before they got married. home could’ve been paid for before she met him. If the house is in my name and I want ur behind out best believe u leaving with what u came with!
      ——
      Exactly! He came in with a wish and a prayer, so believe he will leave with exactly that. And why did he think that security was not going to put his jig behind right back out of the clubhouse?! Clearly, you are no longer welcomed in the big house.

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      Pryn….he left her for the money…..possibly

      Fly why should he get more than he came with just for being married to her? They should n probably will divvy up any mutual assets but its OBVIOUS that the home isnt one of those mutual assets or this situation wouldn’t even be a possibility.

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      NaijaGal says:

      yall must not know how much she’s banking and who her ex-husband is

    32. 32
      Nakeya_j says:

      Question: Did he divorce Phyliica, or did she leave him?

    33. 33
      Nakeya_j says:

      yall must not know how much she’s banking and who her ex-husband is
      —–
      I sure don’t so kindly spill the tea.

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @kabeyou IF she was a gold digger that explains why she knows the game n was smart enough to protect her money lol

    35. 35
      Miss Mainey says:

      i thought she was formerly married to the owner of the Jets….idk Life goes on.

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      NaijaGal says:

      Some info on ole girl:
      She married Woody Johnson in 1977. Mr. Johnson is the billionaire owner of the Johnson & Johnson Corporation. The couple had three children and divorced in 2002. Sale Johnson received a $100 million divorce settlement with Woody Johnson.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      This crakka got big bread. :eek:

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      Anna says:

      flyygirl says:

      my apologies, I thought his name was on the deed. carry on.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      It stated her name was on the deed. It didn’t state that the property was paid in full, his name could be on the Mtg.??? I don’t know who she is, but reading the commets, she has the money & the clout.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Jupiter, Fla <— Ahmad aint got that kind of money!

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Some info on ole girl:
      She married Woody Johnson in 1977. Mr. Johnson is the billionaire owner of the Johnson & Johnson Corporation. The couple had three children and divorced in 2002. Sale Johnson received a $100 million divorce settlement with Woody Johnson.
      —–
      Well ddaammnnnn. Yeah, her bed is made.

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      NaijaGal says:

      she’s also the mother of Casey Johnson who died not too long ago from “complications from diabetes” <==== :huh:

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      flyygirl says:

      Fly why should he get more than he came with just for being married to her? They should n probably will divvy up any mutual assets but its OBVIOUS that the home isnt one of those mutual assets or this situation wouldn’t even be a possibility.

      ———————————————-

      umm ok.

      You clearly know more about him and this woman than I do. I just glanced at this blog entry for 3 seconds and commented. Then corrected my 1st comment by stating that i read the blog entry wrong.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yeah @Naija! :yes: Thats her! Longggggg bread. And stocks. :yes: She ugly to me but she used to be a model.

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      Anna says:

      NaijaGal says:

      Some info on ole girl:
      She married Woody Johnson in 1977. Mr. Johnson is the billionaire owner of the Johnson & Johnson Corporation. The couple had three children and divorced in 2002. Sale Johnson received a $100 million divorce settlement with Woody Johnson.

      ~~~~~~
      Thanks.

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      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      flyygirl says:

      aint nobody got time for that says:

      Wut gooooood point. Ppl wit money….HAVE MONEY lol. So what she may have spent on him or given him is no skin off her nose. But when SHE decided she wasn’t participating anymore she got rid of him n kept allllllllll her stuff. Pretty smart indeed.

      ———————————————————

      chile, she played him like a fiddle. wow.

      —————————–
      Yes.. yes she did… no better fo him I say… Older women with money know how to play the game Use and excuse… Young women with money usually get played by men like this ala Brittany Spears, Fantasia…. :coffee:

    46. 46
      Ty says:

      I cant stand his azz :cuss: He might as well stay on the other side because we’re still pissed about Phylicia :chase:

      #azzwipe

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      Bird says:

      NaijaGal says:

      Some info on ole girl:
      She married Woody Johnson in 1977. Mr. Johnson is the billionaire owner of the Johnson & Johnson Corporation. The couple had three children and divorced in 2002. Sale Johnson received a $100 million divorce settlement with Woody Johnson.
      *******************

      2002??? Did she leave her husband for Ahmad? I’m telling you these two been together for a looonng time.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “complications from diabetes”
      ______________________________

      Chit the ME will write when you go that yt bread. :eek:

    49. 49

      I always felt like Claire Huxtable was one of my aunties for some reason. In my head, I could always come to her house, sit at the bar and drink coffee and discuss my life issues. Then my mom would come in the door then we’d stop talking and giggle.. *sigh* :coffee:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Yeah They can keep his worn out ass

    51. 51
      OutsidetheBox says:

      She got with Ahmad in 97.

    52. 52
      Shay_OH says:

      “jig behind” :dead:

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      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yeah @Naija! Thats her! Longggggg bread. And stocks. She ugly to me but she used to be a model.
      ———————–
      She just like a ugly man with money… Money make them not look as bad… gold diggers will sleep with it…

    54. 54
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Sorry 2007*

    55. 55
      Ty says:

      Though both shared the home, Johnson’s name is on the deed.
      ___________
      Of course it is :coffee:

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      flyygirl says:

      Yes.. yes she did… no better fo him I say… Older women with money know how to play the game Use and excuse… Young women with money usually get played by men like this ala Brittany Spears, Fantasia….

      ————————————

      you are so right about that one.

    57. 57
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @fly its alllll speculation lol….GOSSIP blog! Anywhoo :tea:

    58. 58
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Sho you right @Wut :yes:

      Manny was up in here trying to tell me only women get turned on by power/money/etc in an “ugly” person. Chitting me.

    59. 59
      Bird says:

      I’m shocked. I just read that they got married in 2007. I would have thought much earlier because I don’t remember when’s the last time I’ve seen Ahmad with a broadcasting job. I be the younger ladies on the blog don’t know him from a can of paint.

    60. 60
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :huh: You reading in to it.. too much. . :smack:

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      flyygirl says:

      did he have any children with her?

    62. 62
      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      I had no clue he was dating Bruce Jenner :think:

    63. 63
      luVn_liFe... says:

      . In my head
      mmmh Hmm

    64. 64
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      Does anyone else think theres a double standard to this gold digging thing?

    65. 65
      NaijaGal says:

      I read Ahmad couldn’t keep it in his pants

    66. 66
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Chittttt Ahmad been married 4 times!

    67. 67
      Gigi26 says:

      Welp :tea:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :dead: @ bruce jenner :rofl:

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      Ty says:

      so let me get this straight…a man who’s name is on the deed, who’s items are still in the house, and who basically paid for the home, is banned from entering and being escorted off by security.
      ____________
      who said all that :think: I think he left Phylicia cause this chick had more money. Now shyt has backfired. Hell that woman knew not to put his name on her house :nono: U loose them the same way u get them. He left his wife and kids for the good life now he cant even get in the subdivision :rolleyes:

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      flyygirl says:

      Bird says:

      I’m shocked. I just read that they got married in 2007. I would have thought much earlier because I don’t remember when’s the last time I’ve seen Ahmad with a broadcasting job. I be the younger ladies on the blog don’t know him from a can of paint.

      ——————————————

      The only reason why I knew who he was ( kind of ) was because I miss Claire Huxtable so much. She’s one of my aunties in my head. :love:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      He has a lot of kids! Even an outside one! I think 4 or 5… 8 incliding step children. :thinking:u

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      . I be the younger ladies on the blog don’t know him from a can of paint.
      ~ ~ ~
      Whats young bird?

      LOL at you BRENDAN! :lol:

    73. 73
      flyygirl says:

      Ty says:

      so let me get this straight…a man who’s name is on the deed, who’s items are still in the house, and who basically paid for the home, is banned from entering and being escorted off by security.
      ____________
      who said all that I think he left Phylicia cause this chick had more money. Now shyt has backfired. Hell that woman knew not to put his name on her house U loose them the same way u get them. He left his wife and kids for the good life now he cant even get in the subdivision
      ———————————————————————-

      I’ve already retracted my first statement. Please see above comments.

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      Ty says:

      flyygirl says:

      but he had to have at least some financial obligations to this home. Surely she can’t be in control of everything?
      ____________
      Like hell :coffee:

      #grownfolksshyt

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      69 says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      What’s wrong with this guy?
      ____
      He ain’t got no good ****. Niggas with it never have these type problems :hahaha:

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      NaijaGal says:

      I had no clue he was dating Bruce Jenner
      ====================
      :dead:

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      Bird says:

      Damn, this boy stay gettin married. So does Phylicia for that matter…..

      Rash?d has been married four times and divorced three. In 1969, he married his first wife Deidre Waters. They had a daughter, Keva, born in 1970. In addition he has a son, Sean, born out of wedlock also in 1970. In 1976, he married his second wife, Matilda Johnson. They had two children, daughter Maiyisha (born in 1976) and son Ahmad Jr. (born in 1978). They divorced in 1979.

      In 1985, Rash?d married Cosby Show actress Phylicia Ayers-Allen, to whom he proposed on national television during the pregame show of NBC’s broadcast of the Thanksgiving Day football game between the Detroit Lions and the New York Jets.[2] It was a third marriage for both. Unlike many actresses, she adopted his surname shortly after the wedding, and uses the name “Phylicia Rash?d” professionally to this day. Out of this marriage, he gained a stepson Billy Bowles (born 1973). After a year of marriage, Ahmad and Phylicia had a daughter, Condola Phylea Rash?d (named after his mother). After nearly sixteen years of marriage, Ahmad and Phylicia divorced in 2001.

      In 2007, Rash?d wed his fourth wife, Sale Johnson, the ex-wife of Johnson & Johnson billionaire and New York Jets owner Woody Johnson. He has gained three stepdaughters from this marriage.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      mmmh Hmm

      :rofl: :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      pre-nup with assets/accounts listed individually and a clause for irreconcilable differences. So, you can leave at any time for any reason and keep what you came with.

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @bird you would be surprised wat SOME of us youngins know….but im still green tho lol i wont try to pretend

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fiesty.. :hahaha:

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      Milky says:

      I had no clue he was dating Bruce Jenner
      _____________________
      :rofl:

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      NaijaGal says:

      Chittttt Ahmad been married 4 times!
      =====================
      I wanted Bill to want better for Phylicia

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :lol:

      :eek:

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      flyygirl says:

      he sounds a HOT MESS before he even married Sale. WHY would she even want to marry him with all the foolery he had going on? She already had money and he clearly didn’t. And we know she wasn’t with him for his looks so…idk :thinking:

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      Bird says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      . I be the younger ladies on the blog don’t know him from a can of paint.
      ~ ~ ~
      Whats young bird?
      ***************

      I think I recall young ladies calling out 21 and 25 on the blog. That’s young. Probably too young to know this can’t keep a wife dude.

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @otb watchu look like im tryna picture u in my head. Lol #notapsychojustcurious ur font is hilarious

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      Diva says:

      I’ve never liked his arrogant azz! He’ll just marry anutha sprite…next

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      Ty says:

      NaijaGal says:

      yall must not know how much she’s banking and who her ex-husband is
      _________
      Chile u know I know thats why his azz jumped shipped so quick :coffee:

    90. 90
      Milky says:

      @rif I lubs u dearly :love:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Chitttt Bill, a mess too aint he? :lol:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Imma gonna die if my n*gga don’t walk up in here soon with my wing stop. Ish is hungry.

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      Diva says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      . I be the younger ladies on the blog don’t know him from a can of paint.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      right

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Milky… don’t take em both heffa. One for you and one for me.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I think I recall young ladies calling out 21 and 25 on the blog. That’s young.
      _________________

      One of them said something bout being born in the 90s! :eek:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      aint nobody got time for that says:
      watchu look like im tryna picture u in my head
      :blink:

      Leila Rochan

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      twerkthat says:

      flyygirl says:

      And we know she wasn’t with him for his looks so…idk

      well shiat he def wasn’t with her for hers either

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      watchu look like
      __________________

      :thinking: Diva’s gravi…a little less hip tho. :wink:

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      Milky says:

      RIF why i gotta be a heffa? :crying: now im taking both and you go and make us some more!!!! :chase:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :huh:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      <—- 33 grown-uh than a muth-uh…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Leila Rochan
      ____________

      LuVn wear trifocal glasses @aint nobody got time for that

      Dont lissen to’er. :eek:

      Im small picture cute tho. For sure. :heart:

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      Ty says:

      *ship* :smack:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      U know whats crazy i was just saying i feel old (23) bcuz these last 10 years FLEW by. N i was laughed at :ashamed: however im very intrigued by history. The music, fashion,politics,entertainment etc. I do feel sorry for a lot of ppl my age n younger bcuz they seem so unaware of the past n clueless as to the future n i cant help but think damn its only gonna get worse from here. My grand dad says the youth dont realize we are standing on our elders shoulders.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      uh Milky.. I don’t make nuthin… I order. getting the waitress now before you loose your mind.

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      twerkthat says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Imma gonna die if my n*gga don’t walk up in here soon with my wing stop. Ish is hungry.

      owww that sounds bomb right about now

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      well shiat he def wasn’t with her for hers either
      ________________________

      :rofl: I thought it was a bought face but her kids look like her.

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      Milky says:

      :smack: embryo jeysus pls be a guide!!!

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      I AM 26 I know this guy. He was/is on ESPN! Every youngin’ is not a dumb bunny

    110. 110
      luVn_liFe... says:

      :think: OtB I.Thought.That. . . Well Whatevas :shrug:
      LOL at Small Picture cute,Gurrrl!! :lol:

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @Breden :yahoo: Where you go, I had to go pick up one the ratchet children of mine.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      OTB.. small picture cute..

      I can’t … lol

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      I met him here in Atlanta once, hmm? :tea:

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      Milky says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:
      uh Milky.. I don’t make nuthin… I order. getting the waitress now before you loose your mind.
      _____________________________________________________
      yeah tell hur not to go to far away!! Thanks bew!

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      guhl leave all the Jesus’ out of this right now. He didn’t make the kind of wine we about to be drinkin.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      i feel old (23)
      ______________

      :violin:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @otb oh cuz i was about to start calling u sunshine :rofl:

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      Ty says:

      talkingwithtami says:

      I met him here in Atlanta once, hmm?
      ________
      Was he an azzhole :think:

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      NaijaGal says:

      WHY would she even want to marry him with all the foolery he had going on?
      ===================
      the ****

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @Breden Where you go, I had to go pick up one the ratchet children of mine.

      Im here :waves: I seent you in the other post where someone was comin for otb’s neck,,,Chile,,,I woulda defended her, but folks who’s dress size is 2 digits above they age can defend themselves-HELLO.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      I didn’t feel grown or respected until I hit 30. The suits in the city would look at me crazy when I was twenty-something. I turned 30 and they started talking to me with some sense. hilarious.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      small picture cute..

      _______________

      :hahaha: I cant remem. if that was Eb™ or CivilEngineer™ or Missy™ but somebody coined that. I die.

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      Ty says:

      Must be the money cause it aint yo face :danban:

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      Milky says:

      guhl leave all the Jesus’ out of this right now. He didn’t make the kind of wine we about to be drinkin.
      _________________________________
      that wasnt for you. some of the comments that im reading! I lubs you! We’re goin to have a lonnngg azz bill!!

    125. 125
      luVn_liFe... says:

      What is that Advertisement up there “essure” permanent BC?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I woulda defended her, but folks who’s dress size is 2 digits above they age can defend themselves-HELLO.

      _______________

      Got my back! Wayyy back!

      :fistbump: I ‘preciate that! :hahaha:

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      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      69 says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      What’s wrong with this guy?
      ____
      He ain’t got no good ****. Niggas with it never have these type problems
      —————————-
      The prollem iz he is a one trick pony ride… :coffee: He prollly has this fantastic **** routine in the beginning that have the women like :shocked: and then it becomes … :blink: then it becomes… :coffee: <—-New **** want ads….

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Milky… the bar in Maui is still trying to find my *ss… I was like.. charge it to my room.. at a restaurant in a hotel that I wasn’t even staying in!

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :ghost: embryo jesus

      All jokes aside tho. Theres nothing like having actually LIVED thru a certain time period n knowing firsthand how things really were. I respect everyone here who is older than me n has stories n wisdom n experience to pass down to me. Much respect. Actually im jealous bcuz i wish i could have been a child in the 70’s n the 70’s

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      *80s

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :kona:

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      Diva says:

      Every youngin’ is not a dumb bunny

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Now who said you was a dummy? :waiting:

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      I was like.. charge it to my room.. at a restaurant in a hotel that I wasn’t even staying in!
      _________
      :rofl:

      Never had enough guts to pull that one

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      Milky says:

      Milky… the bar in Maui is still trying to find my *ss… I was like.. charge it to my room.. at a restaurant in a hotel that I wasn’t even staying in!

      ___________________
      my ninja :fistbump: (denzel voice)

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      oh cuz i was about to start calling u sunshine
      ______________________

      :hahaha: Dont do me like that..

      *SEXY voice*: I’m about 5’2″.
      Light skin.
      Long hair.
      I’m big..

      People say I look like Janet Jackson.. :rofl: :rofl: #Friday

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      iAmChan says:

      Well hello family

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      I woulda defended her, but folks who’s dress size is 2 digits above they age can defend themselves-HELLO.

      _________
      Who in the smothered chiltlins and pig feet said this. :ghost: :casket:

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      Milky says:

      Actually im jealous bcuz i wish i could have been a child in the 70?s n the 70?s
      _______________________________________
      why so u could be old? Enjoy ur youngness becuz it doesnt last!!!!

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      Diva says:

      Who dranking and didn’t offer me nothing? hmph the devil is a lie

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      Who Dat says:

      Not shocked at Ahmad.

      Didnt Phylicia used to be married to the police officer in The Village People? Before she married Ahmad? I made that up?

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      I dont think its about being dumb cuz ur young. But its about experience n growth n maturity. But u dont see that part til u get older. Wisdom comes from LIVING n theres no way at 23 or 25 u have lived as much as someone older. (I hope im not offending anyone by talkin about age)

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @Bren – Just like ole days, we just need Fay now. Just like last week at Motel 6.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Diva. Your gravi needs a diet drink that we not ordering. Sorry.

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      Ty says:

      :crying: @ Wut

      *hands aint nobody a 80’s baby handbag* U need to watch everything from Dolemite through Menace II Society and holla back

      U will be quizzed heavily on Purple Rain and the soundtrack :rofl:

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      Milky says:

      Who dranking and didn’t offer me nothing? hmph the devil is a lie

      ___________________________
      grabs u by the colla brang ur azz ova here and drank wit me and RIF. We running a tab that we dont intend on paying!!! Panches ur bootay for good luck!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      @Double Neg you know thats Brendan lightweight hating on your guhl :lol: :heart:

      Actually @Brendan *in my nasal-iest voice* Im wearing a 10. *Bey stank face*

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:

      I woulda defended her, but folks who’s dress size is 2 digits above they age can defend themselves-HELLO.
      _________
      Who in the smothered chiltlins and pig feet said this.

      Chile,,,OTB got dragged-okay…I dnt know who Carl Weathers is, but apparently thats who she favors :ashamed: A mess…

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      why so u could be old? Enjoy ur youngness becuz it doesnt last!!!!
      ________
      Yeah, cause some days I want to take this shiz back to infancy. Where all I had to do was get picked up, bathed and fed. Hell, I guess I my old arse is heading back there. WELP :sad: :cry:

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      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      Actually im jealous bcuz i wish i could have been a child in the 70?s n the 70?s
      _______________________________________
      why so u could be old? Enjoy ur youngness becuz it doesnt last!!!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      LTOSR……it do last :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      One diet Pepsi with light Vodka for Diva’s gravi please!

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      Actually @Brendan *in my nasal-iest voice* Im wearing a 10. *Bey stank face*

      ^^Whatever you say Action Jackson :coffee: :biggrin:

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      In Tears… Carl Weathers from Rocky. :stop: :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      Who dranking and didn’t offer me nothing? hmph the devil is a lie

      ___________________________
      grabs u by the colla brang ur azz ova here and drank wit me and RIF. We running a tab that we dont intend on paying!!! Panches ur bootay for good luck
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      A tab we ain’t gotta pay…order my shyt by the bottle then
      :buttshake: <–mine, not my gravi cause that bish would shake the blog off the intanet :hahaha:

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      Who Dat says:

      It dont matter how old you are…Google is free.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Diva. Your gravi needs a diet drink that we not ordering. Sorry.
      _____________________

      lmaoooooo :lol: :hahaha:

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      Milky says:

      One diet Pepsi with light Vodka for Diva’s gravi please!

      ________________________________
      u is crazy :rofl: she look like it sounds like a earthquake when she walk.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      You know, I don’t get a good visual when somebody gives me a size they wear. Build means more.

      Size 10 model versus size 10 wedding dress versus size 10 oompa loompa

      all different size 10s

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      Diva says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      One diet Pepsi with light Vodka for Diva’s gravi please!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl: RIF pass me them dranks in yo gravi rhet now!

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      Ty says:

      Who Dat says:

      Not shocked at Ahmad.

      Didnt Phylicia used to be married to the police officer in The Village People? Before she married Ahmad? I made that up?
      ________
      Im more surprised that the police office could’ve possibly liked women :rofl:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @otb im officially :dead: thanks to YOU

      @Ty i had enough of purple rain my mom still has her album n movie poster

      Idk i always felt older my sons father is 44 n ALL my friends are atleast 30 i never liked clubbing n parties. Just playing suzy homemaker….idk its weird

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      LadieLeo says:

      Who Dat says:

      Not shocked at Ahmad.

      Didnt Phylicia used to be married to the police officer in The Village People? Before she married Ahmad? I made that up?

      *******************
      yep she was married to one of them YMCA mofo’s

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @Mac – You know you can’t pay him no attention. :hug:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Carl Weathers
      ______________

      :wail: :wail: *snorts soooo loud* We got the same nostrils or sumfin?!?! :rofl:

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      @Divurrr I could neva stand his arse eitha. He seems like he’s stuck on himself. (and NO..I don’t know him from a bucket of chittlins…but that’s the vibe I get from him.)
      I was SOOOO butt hurt when MY Auntie Claire (hear that Carmel? She’s MY in-head aunt) married this loser! She could’ve done waaaay betta!

      And that yt woman just got tired of his black arse. What’d SHE see in him too… he must have some GOOD pecker!

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      Diva says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Diva. Your gravi needs a diet drink that we not ordering. Sorry.
      _____________________

      lmaoooooo

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Fugg all ya’ll that bish thin in her upper body :rofl:

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      Milky says:

      @diva ur youth is hidden unda ur gravi’s stomachs!!!

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      Anna says:

      Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:

      why so u could be old? Enjoy ur youngness becuz it doesnt last!!!!
      ________
      Yeah, cause some days I want to take this shiz back to infancy. Where all I had to do was get picked up, bathed and fed. Hell, I guess I my old arse is heading back there. WELP
      ~~~~~~~
      You can keep going forward, same thing happens again w/aging.

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      Bird says:

      Caramel Cutie says:

      I AM 26 I know this guy. He was/is on ESPN! Every youngin’ is not a dumb bunny
      ***************

      I don’t think folks are dumb because they don’t know this dude.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Action Jackson <—actually a great name for moi. :thinking: Let me add it to my list. Sandra been itching lately and Bey is the cause.

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      Diva says:

      mzwhang90210 says:

      @Divurrr I could neva stand his arse eitha. He seems like he’s stuck on himself. (and NO..I don’t know him from a bucket of chittlins…but that’s the vibe I get from him.)

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Yea he aint neva been shyt….with his gremlin looking azz. Claire coulda done much better!

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      JMO says:

      Who Dat says:

      It dont matter how old you are…Google is free.
      ______________________________________________________________________

      I wonder how many of yall think this about me when Im inquisitive

      :think:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      <— these drinks right hur … right hur my n*gga… had us F*CKED up on the beach afterwards! I think I blacked out. I'm sure we had sex .. just don't remember where or in front of who. I'm sure some foreigner has a video somewhere in this world.

      #memories

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      LadieLeo says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      One diet Pepsi with light Vodka for Diva’s gravi please!

      ***********************************
      Why ruin vodka with a diet pepsi :no: Cranberry juice and lime it’s good for you :thumbsup:

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      Ty says:

      @Ty i had enough of purple rain my mom still has her album n movie poster
      _____________
      :crying: See only youngins think Prince is a her/ gay :crying:

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      You know, I don’t get a good visual when somebody gives me a size they wear. Build means more.

      ^^OTB aint been a size 10, since she was age 10-HELLO again…

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @kdub but Google wont tell u about the school yard jams n triple fat gooses n lotto sneakers. Some things u need to experience to FULLY understand n sadly a lot of young ppl dont even care about the past which makes it easier for history to repeat itself.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Size 10 model versus size 10 wedding dress versus size 10 oompa loompa

      all different size 10s

      _______________________

      :rules: :hahaha: I know exactly what you mean. We had to school IGO (RIP) on that. He went to talking about all 12s being fat or sumfin archaic.

      Im 5’6. HWP. :)

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      Didnt Phylicia used to be married to the police officer in The Village People? Before she married Ahmad? I made that up?

      ______________
      Yeah and he was on DRUGS really bad. :yes:

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      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      @diva ur youth is hidden unda ur gravi’s stomachs!!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      GET GIRL….BUT YOU RIGHT!

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      Who Dat says:

      I hope im not offending anyone by talkin about age
      ——————————
      It aint your fault that some folks got a hand painted portrait in their HS yearbook….while others just graduated last year.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fugg all ya’ll that bish thin in her upper body
      ________________

      I bet she be like “waist so slim… #nofilter” :rofl: :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Diva, my whole body could fit in her right breast. Ain’t nothin thin about her except the seams in them pants that are about to burst.

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      There are old people are ignant and dont much about life b/c they haven’t lived.. I have accumulated and accomplished more in my life than a lot of people in their 30s, 40s, 50s etc…

      Now life experience? Not much which is why I try to seek consul of my elders for things that I know nothing about. Like love. I suck at love.

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      Ty says:

      ^^Its so disrespectful when your bottom b****es come in and dont even acknowledge you.smh :no: Obviously i need to break out my whipping stick :yes: You know the one…Yes…ya ya ya yes DOCTAH :coffee:

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      Diva says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      <— these drinks right hur … right hur my n*gga… had us F*CKED up on the beach afterwards! I think I blacked out. I'm sure we had sex .. just don't remember where or in front of who. I'm sure some foreigner has a video somewhere in this world.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      who you had sex with? :rofl:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @ty nooooo wen i said her i was referring to mom dukes lol i actually have a lot of prince music before that whole symbol artist formerly known as business when he was battling his label

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      <—– Drinks Vodka skrait.. Esp Ciroc. I needs no chaser :)

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      I know WHO I had sex with .. I just don’t remember if we were in public or not at the time.

      was in my 20s… give me a pass. lol.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      ^^OTB aint been a size 10, since she was age 10-HELLO again…
      ________________________________

      :rofl: WITH a curl LMAOOOO

      SN: even when I was little I knew I was thick.. I asked my ma… Ma? Why my 6 gotta “x” by it?? :thinking: :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      @RIF :thumbsup: *wipes brow*

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      Diva says:

      Why my 6 gotta “x” by it??

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      :rofl:

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      Who Dat says:

      lotto sneakers
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Snatches out my green Duckhead outfit and my matchin green Etonics and my green and yellow Oregon hat (since it IS a Bobby Moore aka Ahmad post) on these bustas :yahoo:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      .. I have accumulated and accomplished more in my life than a lot of people in their 30s, 40s, 50s etc…

      __________________________

      You dont really font like it. Maybe you mean professionally?

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      Ty says:

      Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:

      Ty says:

      ^^Its so disrespectful when your bottom b****es come in and dont even acknowledge you.smh Obviously i need to break out my whipping stick You know the one…Yes…ya ya ya yes DOCTAH
      ______________
      Oh Im the bottom one now huh :rofl:

      Hey hun :hug:

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      Why my 6 gotta “x” by it??

      :dead: I really kinda like you :hahaha:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      this n*gga got 10 minutes to walk in this office door with my food or I’m exporting his *ss back to Houston.

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      Carrington says:

      If there are any rich, unattractive broads out there looking for a brother to treat her well in exchange for me living in the lap of luxury…

      Please me at fi fi fi- foe foe nah fi…

      A brother is for SALE, do you hear me?!?!

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      Baby, yo 6 got an x by it cuzz you iz Xtra speshall :hahaha:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Like love. I suck at love.

      _______________________

      Aww. :) Stop treating it as something to master.

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @right caramel i understand. Age doesn’t guarantee success or intelligence but wisdom n experience comes wit age. N i know i dont know alooooooot n im not gonna learn it from ppl my age. Shoot. A lot of them are still figuring out who they are. Lol. But kudos to u on ur success

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      YYEESSS, he just walked in. Going to eat..

      holla! be back in a few.

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      Who Dat says:

      when he was battling his label
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Paisley Park which was distributed through Warner Brothers.

      This ish gonna be on the Prince Quiz I am giving tomorrow :yes:

      *Write that down.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      That x has STUCK with me. :lol: When I’m buying Ma’am clothes some secret, vain, ugly part of me is proud :ashamed: like my baby aint gotta wear no X.. Yall pray for me. :lol:

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      Oh Im the bottom one now huh
      Hey hun

      If the rent a center is in yo name,,,Then yes,,,that would be you :kiss:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :newpost: is up

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      mzwhang90210 says:

      I asked my ma… Ma? Why my 6 gotta “x” by it??
      :dead:

      @Carrington…ummm does said brotha come with a warrenty? jus askin :hahaha:

      :waves: Brenden u are too funny!

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      Ty says:

      :dead: @ Carrington and Bren Bren :rofl:

      @ Rif…give me a lemon pepper wing :waiting:

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      You dont really font like it. Maybe you mean professionally?

      ___________
      Why did I chuckle? Whew that tickled me.

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      Milky says:

      slaps diva’s gravi on the azz. Shakes for about 5 hours!! lol

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I be needing pacifics (specifics). :eek: :lol:

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      Milky says:

      slaps diva’s gravi on the azz. Shakes for about 5 hours!! lol

      _____________________
      I did this slap wit a tree trunk by the way!

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @otb yassssssss u r so on point lol re:caramel
      #noshade but i can totally tell ur young by ur font. I can tell ur not as mature as u will be 10 yrs from now…..neither am i lol

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      See @kdub Google dont know nuffin bout that lol

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      Ty says:

      Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:

      Oh Im the bottom one now huh
      Hey hun

      If the rent a center is in yo name,,,Then yes,,,that would be you
      ____________
      :chase: :chase:

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      Diva says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      .. I have accumulated and accomplished more in my life than a lot of people in their 30s, 40s, 50s etc…

      __________________________

      You dont really font like it. Maybe you mean professionally?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Lord come take me now……………..

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      You dont really font like it. Maybe you mean professionally?
      ___________________________________________________________

      LOL! I don’t really talk about myself much b/c I don’t take credit for anything that I’ve done. Everything that I’ve done has been through Christ b/c he’s allowed me to gain monetary success on Earth. It’s the God in me and through his grace, favor and mercy (and strict parents) I have purchased a nice home and went to school etc.. done other stuff but I don’t talk about it.. I don’t deserve the credit, he does :)

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      Tyler Perry's BRENDEN: Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire says:

      See you cant give up cuzz times get hard, its just that ol devil trynna keep us apart :mad: You say DEVIL! You aint got nuthin here :mad:

      Yes…Im old as fvck! And luvin it :dance: I was a featured extra in Cooley High…And what…Whos mad?

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      Omgggggggg bren no pain no gain tho? Omg my grandfather should be arrested the way he wore that record out :hugs:

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      MzTisch says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      .. I have accumulated and accomplished more in my life than a lot of people in their 30s, 40s, 50s etc…

      __________________________

      You dont really font like it. Maybe you mean professionally?

      ^^^^^^^^^
      :dead:

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      tintin1979 says:

      Didn’t know phylicia left his a$$

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      @Ty He was a wee bit arrogant for my taste! :nono:

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