Are You Ready for ‘Starter Wives’?
Last night, TLC hosted a meet & greet and press screening of their upcoming docu-series about famous ex-wives titled “Starter Wives Confidential” at the INC Lounge in Times Square, NY.
I’m assuming “docu-series” is another term for reality show? The networks are backpedaling quickly away from the reality show label due to its ghetto connotations.
“Starter Wives Confidential” cast members include Josie Harris (ex-fiance of Floyd Mayweather), Liza Morales (ex-girlfriend of Lamar Odom), Tashera Simmons (ex-wife of DMX), Monica Joseph-Taylor (ex-wife of Funkmaster Flex), Zakia Baum (ex-girlfriend of Maino), and Cheryl Caruso (ex-wife of Phil Caruso).
Here are some quotes from the Q&A moderated by model/actress Liris Crosse.
Tashera Simmons: “I was 100% mother and wife. When I love, I love hard. [DMX] was great at what he did – which was cheating – but I’m happy as hell now. I’ve found someone very special in my life.”
Liza Morales: “[Lamar] is the only man I’ve ever been with. I know the worth of my cookies.”
Zakia Baum: “I’ve never done [Maino] dirty. So it’s time for me to tell my story.”
“Starter Wives Confidential” premieres Tuesday, January 29 at 9/8c on TLC.
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Our dang society
Bitter chicks will only get one segment of my time. I will be too busy watching other chit
What
Maino really
You can land a plane and that runway teshara calls a nose
So when does girlfriend or fiance equate to wife? I don’t know that math
“[Lamar] is the only man I’ve ever been with. I know the worth of my cookies.”
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Liza Morales has never been with another man? Then Lamar still getting it, or he own her thang and pays a little extra for it every month.
I like those gloves. Fukk these women.
FuturedocDonte says:
You can land a plane and that runway teshara calls a nose
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soo…, this is the hood rich version of the First Wives Club?
Donte
WTF is a Starter Wife??? You started to be a wife, but I didn’t make it that far.
@________
I see you iggin’ me today…
ummmm…so what would be the story line to each episode?
How you USED to live?
The friends you USED to have?
The spots you USED to vacation?
The mansion you USED to live in?
ion get it
Starter Wives? Oh the irony.
This can’t be TV life
we got this already 
Goat (I really aint even speaking to you but whatever)
A starter wife is like starter home… Something you get for now and uopgrade when you get your schidt togetehr.
Crickett says:
Liza Morales has never been with another man?
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She’s right. An ex-wife’s priorities are her children, not chasing dack. She has plenty of time to date men after her kids are grown.
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Since you obviously missed the first one. I was waiting for your giggles.
She’s right. An ex-wife’s priorities are her children, not chasing dack. She has plenty of time to date men after her kids are grown.
^^^
ummm
So when does girlfriend or fiance equate to wife? I don’t know that math
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She was a filler… They needed an extra spot
@Sam….yanno.
The title ALONE is demeaning. Starter Wives…like a “starter” home.
..something you get until you can afford betta.
Chile boo.
I am too angry hungry right now to comment honestly about this. I might say something that will turn these never-factors suicidal.
goat76 says:
WTF is a Starter Wife??? You started to be a wife, but I didn’t make it that far.
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Yep. Played house, had kids,and he left for the first thing that came along, and wifed her.
Liza is a dayum lie….
@Nikke…same thought/same time *pinches you* “jinxx”
@ Sandra
Liza was married to Lamar? When?
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I sawwwry! I’m scrollin’ and werkin’ today!
The New Orleans Hornets unveil their new name and logo today. The new name is… wait for it…. wait for it…………….. The New Orleans Pelicans.
My cookies are worth being pleasured by more than one man in my lifetime.. I don’t know what she is talking about.
Sandra Rose says:
Crickett says:
Liza Morales has never been with another man?
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She’s right. An ex-wife’s priorities are her children, not chasing dack. She has plenty of time to date men after her kids are grown.
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Liza Morales (ex-girlfriend of Lamar Odom)
Which one is she? Ex-wife or Ex-girlfriend? Y’all should have these lil details ironed out by now.
What in the side tail pony hell?!
((on the factory bullhorn))
Hose, nobody cares
The New Orleans Pelicans? WHY?!?!?!?!?!
I like Tashera…ion know the other ladies…in the words of lil kim “fcuk nigguhs, get money”
They went from Hornets to Pelicans!! Who is intimidated by some Pelicans???
DTTS I flucks with you and that factory bullhorn…
Rude azzes left me downstairs
@NikkeMinxx says:
Goat (I really aint even speaking to you but whatever)
A starter wife is like starter home… Something you get for now and uopgrade when you get your schidt togetehr.
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Why you ain’t speaking to me??? What’s wrong??
Thanks for breaking that down for me.
FIRST OF ALL YOU BISSHES IS RUDE!!!
ya’ll aint tell me there was a
YA’ll Know i aint working with total access!!
What is the world?
Dang Sandra, maybe you should come up with your own Reality Show “Sandra Rose’s Roses, Thorns…etc”, everyone else is doing it…maybe you can be the first blog to do it. IJS
The New Orleans Pelicans.
This is tragic 
mzwhang90210 says:
@Sam….yanno.
The title ALONE is demeaning. Starter Wives…like a “starter” home.
..something you get until you can afford betta.
Chile boo.
Whats a starter wife?? lemme go up to read,I actually had a few things in mind what this may mean
*deep sigh*
Tashera Simmons: “I was 100% mother and wife.
^^Which left me no time to properly care for my hair, skin, nails n teeth. Somebody get this woman some moisturizer n some baking soda based tooth polish (what my granny usta call tooth paste).
Liza Morales: “[Lamar] is the only man I’ve ever been with
^^^Awww how sweet. Is Khloe the only man that Lamar has been with?
Liza cookies gonna mess around and turn into powdered cookies.
Guhl let me knock tha dust off!!
@NikkeMinxx says:
DTTS I flucks with you and that factory bullhorn…
Do that ex-wives club show still come on w/ Prince stalking ex she still had his clothes and chit in china cabinet
and nicole murphy?
I’m mean this has been done already
Lordt if Sandra and the commenters were on a show, lord hold my gut cause….
Dang that’s like a grown up version of the practice chick; not good enough to be the girlfriend but good enough to “practice stuff” with until you get a girl you respect.
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Yup. What’s even more stupid…women grinnin like Cheshire cats at being labled a “Starter” wife.
Starter Wives…like a “starter” home.
..something you get until you can afford betta.
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SAM See thats what i was thanking, and LIZA Wasnt married to Lamar on paper,Common law,they wer together for umpteen yrs,then he married SauCHQUash after 30 days of knowing her.
Leave her lone! She looks nice up there right now if you squint
^^^Awww how sweet. Is Khloe the only man that Lamar has been with?
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Hey suga
Do that ex-wives club show still come on w/ Prince stalking ex she still had his clothes and chit in china cabinet and nicole murphy?
I’m mean this has been done already
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it’s coming back for a 2nd season buttaraum these ladies (hush) up there are gonna be a little more ratchet
I wouldn’t want to be called a starter wife
or nothing else 
Docu-series? Oh. Ok then.
Let’s Boycott
Just for choosing a stupid name!
*makes up with Goat*
LOL. I think it’s funny when guys thuink girls don’t like sports. I grew up in football country. But I like that better than assuming Im a gay just becasue I know the difference between the face mask penalties.
I HATE THE PELICANS NAME.
Liza
Looks like she lost a LOTTA Weight
The face on this chick I just had to interview for a temp job will surely haunt my dreams for weeks.
Imma need to get drunk just to sleep. I wish I had one of them Men in Black things.
There was once a show on USA called Starter Wife with Debra Messing. I usta watch it.
62 That sounds like some crackhead ish
Thanks Luvin for telling me about th enew post! and this was from downstairs:
Ty says:
WTF is North Korea’s problem?
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The US has phucked up the church’s money
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SO they just can’t keep calling 8 in the morning like regular people who call to collect a debt?! They have to bomb us?! Damn, they are worse than Sallie Mae.
No, seriously, they need to chill. N.K. has not won not one war that involved the U.S. yet. Please Koreans, don’t make us bomb yall… I’m sure yall thought back then we were playing with Japan and you saw that we were not. Please don’t act like yall need a reminder. Thanks
@smurfette
U drawing up the petition?
Lordt if Sandra and the commenters were on a show, lord hold my gut cause….
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I SWEAR Ive been trying to figure out a way for us to YT our thoughts and chit.
luVn_liFe… says:
Liza
Looks like she lost a LOTTA Weight
What’d she used to look like?
#manatee *snickers*
OMG. Her head is so fuggin big and boxy.
It looks like the Satchel Page bobblehead that Cube had on his dashboard in “Are We There Yet”
Naija I watched maybe 2-3 episodes of that and was like no thanks
Apparition says:
The face on this chick I just had to interview for a temp job will surely haunt my dreams for weeks. Imma need to get drunk just to sleep
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@NikkeMinxx says:
*makes up with Goat*
LOL. I think it’s funny when guys thuink girls don’t like sports. I grew up in football country. But I like that better than assuming Im a gay just becasue I know the difference between the face mask penalties.
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That’s why I didn’t say all, but used ‘most’. I was looking out for my sistas that like sports(football)
luVn_liFe… says:
@smurfette
U drawing up the petition?
YUP <—A Lie
I care more about a hangnail on one of yall soemwhere in the country
I'd sign it if I felt like it and somebody sent it though 
@SmurFette . . .
Butttt she had 3kids so that must Account fo sumpthin’,NO?
*hangs head*
Yes she did
Cuban and DTTS I thibk we talked about her earlier today…
North Koreans bout that bullchit. Just like the corner store Koreans. Hurry up and buy!
Fukk around and say something about Obama’s mama and watch we be calling rhe pres, O-Dog.
Yall see what I was talking about when I commented on this show earlier?
The hell is a Starter Wife? They need to start their cars and get to the nearest beauty salon, dermatologist and I’m not even gonna mention dentist….I just did tho.
OTB
I think the ratings would be off the charts
@Nikke. Thanks. I’ve been so busy all day! I just read it in disbelief!
can someone tell me why Arsenio Hall is wearing a wig and a womans suit? Coming to America Again premeire?
LOL @ ex-girlfriend of Maino…..
I have no words.
WhoDat,
My aunt LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS your comments. She was like that Aretha Franklin on that sandra rose blog gotta old soul I like her
I started cryin laughin 
Starter Wives sounds like a Groupie Makeover Kit
ALBoy says:
can someone tell me why Arsenio Hall is wearing a wig and a womans suit? Coming to America Again premeire?
^^^^
This
jeniefrumdabloc says:
don’t nobody wanna hear there story
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Not even the souls in the seventh circle of hell want to hear this bs. SMH. And of freaking course they are gonna act like they were the perfect wife/gf/jump off who thought they were the gf, and the man they were with was doing them all kinds of wrong. NEXT!
I have a g/f…can’t NOBODY tell her nuffin but a man.
My bff and I…can give her advice..she’ll eitha igg it..or “poo-poo” it…but let a man give her the SAME advice…it’s like he’s Solomon or sumthin.
I look sideways at women like that. Another woman can win the Nobel and they’ll yawn…let a man piss straight…and they’ll do cartwheels!
#endrant
@Goat yeah cause I don’t know JACK about sports! I’m the snack chick; you know, the one that keeps everyone that knows whats going on good on snacks and dranks cause I aint bit more paying attention to a game on tv than a man on the moon. I like going to games..to people watch and talk about other chicks that I think are just jumping up and down to make who they with think that they know whats going on when they don’t
@TY . .
Pelicans are a genus of large water birds comprising the family Pelecanidae. They are characterised by a long beak and large throat pouch used in catching prey
@mzwhang . . .
Chilllle
Word, she DID used to look like a manatee?!
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Regarding our show… SR wouldn’t know how to market us!
#reversepsychology
mzwhang90210 says:
I have a g/f…can’t NOBODY tell her nuffin but a man.
My bff and I…can give her advice..she’ll eitha igg it..or “poo-poo” it…but let a man give her the SAME advice…it’s like he’s Solomon or sumthin.
I look sideways at women like that. Another woman can win the Nobel and they’ll yawn…let a man piss straight…and they’ll do cartwheels!
#endrant
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I had a “friend” (not really my friend but whatever) like that…smdh. They will learn, Trust me.
mz whang you talking bout a “good woman”
Hey suga
^^Hey sucka
Leave her lone! She looks nice up there right now if you squint
^^Idk…When I squint the spaces betwixt her teeth are more apparent
I guess being a starter wife aint easy because they all look rough. Ms saving her cookies can miss me with the bs. She aint fount another sucker as slow as Lamar, with enough money to take care of her. Thats all. I bet she be on the nba website scanning pics for other players with that enlarged frontal lobe ala Odom though. Shell find another partially retarded millionaire one day 
They starting one about wives of plastic surgeons too.
It was soo sad when one confessed hers (she was the starter wife) left her for a younger model.
She was like *spanish accent* “I do all this (gestures to heavily suregeoned face) to keep young, and he still left me for a younger woman”
SADS.
can someone tell me why Arsenio Hall is wearing a wig and a womans suit? Coming to America Again premeire?
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Dont come in here with that ish!
Oldskool71 says:
@Goat yeah cause I don’t know JACK about sports! I’m the snack chick; you know, the one that keeps everyone that knows whats going on good on snacks and dranks cause I aint bit more paying attention to a game on tv than a man on the moon. I like going to games..to people watch and talk about other chicks that I think are just jumping up and down to make who they with think that they know whats going on when they don’t
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I fell out at your definition of ‘beard’. You really are Oldskool…lol
But I got nothing but love for you!!
luVn_liFe… says:
@TY . .
Pelicans are a genus of large water birds comprising the family Pelecanidae. They are characterised by a long beak and large throat pouch used in catching prey
Another woman can win the Nobel and they’ll yawn…let a man piss straight…and they’ll do cartwheels!
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Me too Whang! UGH! Be like Jesus said it then!
Ooooooh.
My aunt LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS your comments
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I love Auntie back
Heard about this New Orleans Pelicans thing a while back….I think the name should have incorporated Ratchet in some way, shape, or form tho.
@ Doesnt Talk
Let’s name a star who looks like one
Lloyd!
MZWHANG I ended a friendship over that well let me rephrase life force me to end a friendship like that. I am all about loyalty down to the fiber of my being and the min you cant do that to me you are GONE. I was actually gonna get a loyal tatt but my body is somewhat canvas free but still thinking
#reversepsychology
Nakeya_j says:
mzwhang90210 says:
I have a g/f…can’t NOBODY tell her nuffin but a man.
My bff and I…can give her advice..she’ll eitha igg it..or “poo-poo” it…but let a man give her the SAME advice…it’s like he’s Solomon or sumthin.
I look sideways at women like that. Another woman can win the Nobel and they’ll yawn…let a man piss straight…and they’ll do cartwheels!
#endrant
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I had a “friend” (not really my friend but whatever) like that…smdh. They will learn, Trust me.
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Matter of fact, she was the same one talking all this crap about how we can’t tell her nothing about hers because we don’t have ours in check. I’m like bish all mines does is go to the strip club sometimes, and he can do that. YOURS on the other hand is free ballin with bishes and then bringing his sticky dyck home to you and you like a fool dont ask no questions. smdh. (just got mad all over again lol )
She aint fount another sucker as slow as Lamar, with enough money to take care of her. Thats all. I bet she be on the nba website scanning pics for other players with that enlarged frontal lobe
Who Dat,
I was like ain’t tee how you know her soul old
Speaking of family imma be in chi-town in less than 3 weeks 
I think my whole family just about read these comments
mz whang you talking bout a “good woman”
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Boy gone!
I bet Tashera can suck a man soul out through his peen hole. That jaw looks SOLID.
Nakeya, tell us more
Told the bish once while we peeing that her pee stink and she should get that checked out and crickets but a dude (random dude btw) told her the same thing bish made an appt with the dr the NEXT day. I was too through. If I cant be very blunt with you at anytime and vice versa you dont deserve to grace your wack presence in my face far less my circle
luVn_liFe… says:
@TY . .
Pelicans are a genus of large water birds comprising the family Pelecanidae. They are characterised by a long beak and large throat pouch used in catching prey
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So they look like Paris Hilton and the team owners ran with that shyt
@Goat
Made sense to me.
@OTB There use to be a show called Dr.90210 There was a plastic surgeon on there whose sprite wife was a BONE and she just became more and more insecure as time went along.
mzwhang90210 says:
I have a g/f…can’t NOBODY tell her nuffin but a man.
My bff and I…can give her advice..she’ll eitha igg it..or “poo-poo” it…but let a man give her the SAME advice…it’s like he’s Solomon or sumthin.
I look sideways at women like that. Another woman can win the Nobel and they’ll yawn…let a man piss straight…and they’ll do cartwheels!
#endrant
*giggles* I know women like this. Its usually their Father they swear can say no wrong. At least the ones I know…Its like lookie here Keisha,,,I understand you are Daddies lil girl,,,And I understand that hes very knowledgeable,,,But seeing as that hes in his late 80′s…And advising you to use remedies that proved helpful on the plantation…Its a yeast infection not sunburn…Sweet milk and prayer and gone get it
But what can you do 
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Word, she DID used to look like a manatee?!
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Regarding our show… SR wouldn’t know how to market us!
#reversepsychology
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That what we have u for
#1 Manager
Cubarican says:
Did anyone else hear about the twins that died in their house in a fire b/c their mom was chasing her daughter over weed she stole from her?? WTF
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Sad. Why wasn’t that home baby proof? Them boys turned the stove on to cook some Ribs. The mother should get life.
Who Dat says:
I bet Tashera can suck a man soul out through his peen hole. That jaw looks SOLID.
There use to be a show called Dr.90210 There was a plastic surgeon on there whose sprite wife was a BONE and she just became more and more insecure as time went along.
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YES!! his a.s.s was a mess
@TY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Paris Hilton is the perfect fit!!
@OTB, MissHarlem & Nakey
@MissHarlem…loyalty should’ve been my middle name. I swear…I’m like Mike Corleone…betray me and that’s it…u get the Freddo kiss of death.
Im a woman..but I swear..sometimes “we” make me so
I play with my puss too much for it to be stinking and me not doing nathan about it. Dirty poot bish
END RANT
Let’s name a star who looks like one
Lloyd!
^Keri
((on the factory bullhorn))
*clears throat*
I would like to thank the Academy yada yada yada yada
MissHarlem says:
I play with my puss too much for it to be stinking and me not doing nathan about it. Dirty poot bish
END RANT
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Where you at???
MissHarlem says:
s FO U
Dirty poot bish END RANT
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Big
Reality TV needs to fuggin dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
was like ain’t tee how you know her soul old
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When I was small my momma and all my aunts and uncles used to say that lil ghul been here on earth BEFORE.
They swear all out I am my great aunt who died real young (she was like 32 when she passed in an accident) reincarnated.
So maybe my soul ill old.
Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:
Let’s name a star who looks like one
Lloyd!
^Keri
Whewwww, you must’ve seen that side view too, huh? #pinochiofromtheside
Te’o tells Katie Couric he didn’t lie (to media). He was never asked if he had seen Lennay Kekua in person.
Ummm Harlem
MZWHANG girl you aint saying nathan but a word we are HERE. I know if I go to Vegas in July again I might just get that tatt. Only thing is King of Ink is very popular with celebrities *barf* so the waiting list is months long
Waits for Goat to say it, 5,4,3,2,1
Its like lookie here Keisha,,,I understand you are Daddies lil girl,,,And I understand that hes very knowledgeable,,,But seeing as that hes in his late 80?s…And advising you to use remedies that proved helpful on the plantation…Its a yeast infection not sunburn…Sweet milk and prayer and gone get it But what can you do
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Waits for Goat to say it, 5,4,3,2,1
^^^^^
@LuVn
And that boney wife was a mess. 5mill dolla mansion, two kids but didn’t know what to do with herself but nag him. Made him go to a cooking class with her to keep him interested, meanwhile he frolicking down in Rio with models to get back to his roots while she at home logging her food intake because she wasn’t eating enough…REALLY??? I would have had boobs and a$$ for days, eat what I want and have it sucked out when the pounds started to creep up…yet she looking like skelator; throwing them sticks around his waist when he came home
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Nakeya, tell us more
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Not too much more to tell. He kept on coming home with the sticky peen, and she kept acting like she really believed he was just sweaty from the gym…until he left her ass for the other woman.
Sorry yall that just boiled my grits. Blame MZWHANG
LUVN
thanks hun
GOAT
uptown baby uptown
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Waits for Goat to say it, 5,4,3,2,1
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#128
otb thats the chick that you can beat out All their friends tell her thats not you in the video yall made she believes you curses her frienfs out and makes you your favorite meal
Yep I will be watching!
Did anybody watch Big Rich Atlanta??
I play with my puss too much for it to be stinking and me not doing nathan about it. Dirty poot bish END RANT
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#iHollered
*still waiting*
@OlSkOOl . . .
did you see his Transformation by the end of it all??
Google him
she dont turnt that man
<———sitting at desk smelling like I bathed in Vicks Vapor rub!
I’ll say it who’s gonna hold Goats dyck
for MSHARLEM!!!
I Miss ANGIEGIRL . .
whey she Been
I KNOW Al!
Thats why i got mad. 
Cause niggs KNOW and we just dumb.
I do all this (gestures to heavily suregeoned face) to keep young, and he still left me for a younger woman”
#SayNoToMurder
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that’s why that dentist woman ran over her husband over and over and over and over again
Beta
okay!!!!
Betamax82 says:
I’ll say it who’s gonna hold Goats dyck
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Where is my e-bew, she is his personal dyck holder?
LUVN not pumkash
TREND I watched it and that chick with the green disc ball dress is a hot mess. Her soul is troubled and she lacks self esteem. It pours through the tv
I’m back. What I miss? *looks for K Dubb*
MissHarlem says:
Sorry yall that just boiled my grits. Blame MZWHANG
LUVN
thanks hun
GOAT
uptown baby uptown
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Oh was just wondering. Ole kuntry ass nigah like me probably would go crazy in the Big Apple.
NaijaGal says:
I do all this (gestures to heavily suregeoned face) to keep young, and he still left me for a younger woman”
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that’s why that dentist woman ran over her husband over and over and over and over again #SayNoToMurder
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She wanted to make sure his azz was D.E.A.D
OHHHHH This is the show Fiddy wouldnt let his babyMama be on!!
oH
GOAT already indirectly said it
@MsHarleM . .
Thats all I got
@LuVn
Are you serious? I gotta go watch it cause I was hoping that he’d move on from that loon!
@Harlem
Gon get tatted girl. I have two and a piercing but please make sure you love what you’re getting!!!
LUVIN!
Dayum SO Katie asked manti Teo if he was GAY?!???!???
DTTS…..I thought you was talking about something else….lol
My friend is a lawyer and this was her FB post. I think I peed myself a lil.
Here goes:
So, Went into court for a case of course my client wasn’t there yet. Social worker comes in and announces that the potential dad is in the lobby. Marshals bring dad into the courtroom who then says on the record I don’t know this woman or these kids. Judge looks at me I look at social worker social worker looks at dad. Just passes case and ask me to go call my client. In the hall I ask your dad are you sure you don’t know my client to which he says hell no. I asked him if he knows all of his kids and he says yes. I call my client and ask her to describe a father. She provides a description which matches the guy but he still doesn’t know who she is. My client says I’m on the way will be there in 10 minutes. During this time I’m speaking to dad and ask him if somehow these children are yours are you prepared to see them and be a part of their lives. He says yeah but I don’t think they’re mine because I don’t know that chick. Mom walks through the door looks at him and says you don’t know me? She then goes on to describe how they know each other. dad then says oh yeah, I forgot I do have a daughter with you because it was so long ago. Mom says not 1 but 2 we have 2 kids together. I look at dad and say you ARE the father and laugh really loud. Ladies and gentlemen I cannot make this stuff up even if I tried. :0
I do all this (gestures to heavily suregeoned face) to keep young, and he still left me for a younger woman”
I saw that, she had the daughter in the car and everything and did it right in front of the hotel… 
<—she was not fkng playing
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that’s why that dentist woman ran over her husband over and over and over and over again #SayNoToMurder
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Oldskool71 says:
he looks it totally from when they first started. 
Are you serious? I gotta go watch it cause I was hoping that he’d move on from that loon!
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Hollldd ON Nahhh!I aint say Fo Sho he was
@DIMP
LookiN Good MaaM,Looking GooD
Lloyd!
^Adrian Brody
^Joan Carol Clayton
GOAT you would go crazy for only a day thats all I would allow. I wouldnt let you look to out of place bc your ass will get GOT
goat76 says:
WTF is a Starter Wife??? You started to be a wife, but I didn’t make it that far.
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And this is why I can’t sit and just read comments all day… I would be so fired form laughing loud and hard alll day…
since there’s no new epi of Scandal tonight, Mary Mary it is
MissHarlem says:
Told the bish once while we peeing that her pee stink and she should get that checked out and crickets but a dude (random dude btw) told her the same thing bish made an appt with the dr the NEXT day. I was too through. If I cant be very blunt with you at anytime and vice versa you dont deserve to grace your wack presence in my face far less my circle
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Gurllllllllllllll….
I even hadda BEST g/f (so I thought) for yearsssssss…who got with a co-worker of one of my exes…and when I told her that the dude was no good…she told HIM what I said. HE got mad..and that heffa turned on ME!
Which is expecially bad cuz..in the end…I was the one that told her the dude was about to get married in a few days (she had NO idea…was head over heels..I THOUGHT I was doin her a favor)…
Do you know….this $#### got right off the phone with me…went to him the night BEFORE his wedding…and slept wiff him!!!
Here I was..thought I was doin her a favor…but she kept seein the dude… Then later…she turned on me with my ex & was feedin him info. I’d been friends with her for YEARS before we even knew those dudes..and I’ll admit..I was HURT. But in the end I cut that heffa off like an umbilical cord.
Sorry for the long post…but not really lol.
@Luvn
FUK!
I ain’t jokin. It’s not a joke. I’m not even vain like that. This chick had to be meth inflicted or some kinda diseased. Her mouth (including outer jaw) was erroded like a bar a soap left in the tub with the water dripping on it. Scabbing over but still looking like an open wound. I’m assuming it was a chick but it could’ve been a man the way it was put together (hair, makeup, etc…). Yt person named Chris so I didn’t get any clues until I looked at her app but….. SHYT! I had to do the fake sneeze into my hand to avoid shaking her’s cuz I wasn’t touchin no parts of her. I didn’t want to go through this alone so I posted it. I ain’t even a squeamish dude neither.
MissHarlem says:
GOAT you would go crazy for only a day thats all I would allow. I wouldnt let you look to out of place bc your ass will get GOT
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Yeah, and fcuk y’all gun laws!!
@Apparition. . .
Geeze the reading the description scared me . .
OLDSKOOL I have one that I got at 17 (dude let me slide bc I have a big ass and where I was getting it tatted he should of got his license revoked now that I think about it) antywho I am just soooooooo analytical and very careful so when I make decisions I thought about it long and all the possible outcomes. Gift and a curse
Who did those 2 latina looking chicks be a starter for??
Anybody know??
@Harlem
I saw real clear when I was out $75
I shole got GOT when I was up there for the summer when I was a pre-teen. Folks on the street got me for $75 playing cards! My cousins were from Mt.Vernon and told me I couldn’t win and to come on but I ducked them right there in Times Square and went back and played anyway cause I didn’t see how I could lose!
waxy looking women, boring subject matter, and I woke up from my itis induced coma for this…*grabs darth vador the pillow pet, and proceeds back to little havanna*—->
Joan Carol Clayton
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Watch. Cho. Mouf.
I’m back. What I miss? *looks for K Dubb*
BRB
MZWHANG I understand hun me and this bish was friends for years but lil things like me telling you your pee stink and you acting shady or dumb is enough to get CUT. I cut people off so quick and cool that my circle is small hell the only person I wont cut off is my MOM and thats bc she is half of me
GOAT you will be aight with the gun laws if you need I got the hook up UHHHHHHH *master p voice*
I even hadda BEST g/f (so I thought) for yearsssssss…who got with a co-worker of one of my exes…and when I told her that the dude was no good…she told HIM what I said. HE got mad..and that heffa turned on ME!
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I’ve yet to meet a chick who chooses her girl over ****
@MissHarlem….chileeeee we BOTH got to vent chit
@Boot…I feel sorry for her…just like I feel sorry for Betty Brodrick.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MsHarlem<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
OLDSKOOL classic NY chit. Mofos will hustle your ass out of a well in the desert me included
waxy looking women
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THAT! Couldnt put my finga on it. Thanks.
MissHarlem says:
I have a big ass
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You ain’t got no kin folks down here in the Durty??? Any family reunions coming up???
MAINO is not even succesful…0_O is he even famous beyond his Hi hater song?
I’ve yet to meet a chick who chooses her girl over ****
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Now that I think about its probably the reason people hate me or get jealous of dumb chit. Im very social but also love and more comfortable with my lonesome so if I welcome you then cool bc I wont let most in. Reason why the blog is perfect for me bc its personal but not at the same damn time
Naij…I unnerstand…but I mean dayum…I wasn’t tellin her to choose..in fact my EXACT words were “be CAREFUL..and don’t tell him what I said..cuz then he’ll know that Richard told me…and Richard swore me to secrecy!”
Her: Ok…. *gets off the phone wiff me and speed dials that ninja*
THAT’S what I’m talmbout.
Let that be a man tho…he’ll tell his friends “thanks for tha heads-up dawg” and look at his girl sideways from then on.
Recap
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Chile this story is about Starter Wives. Makes their azzes sound like a warm Starter Jacket. Some look ROUGH chile. DMX wife look like a black Vera Di Milo from In Living Color (back with Jim Carrey was JAMES).
We talked about that dag on dentist who got his azz ranned the entire fugg over by his wife.
Katie done asked Magyi if he is
Fugg North Koreans and the boat they caught from China.
Some hoe Harlem know piss smell like she was taking a dump rather than a wiz
This recap has been brung to you by KDub on this twenny fourf day of Danuary tew thousand and thirteenf (said like I got teef like Tashera…emphasis on the EENF)
mzwhang90210 says:
@MissHarlem….chileeeee we BOTH got to vent chit
@Boot…I feel sorry for her…just like I feel sorry for Betty Brodrick.
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Betty was really not playing, she stood by that man and she was left for a younger version of her…
won’t be watching
but whatchall on tho? i know yaw aint still tambout these starter matches
MsOnederful says:
MAINO is not even succesful…0_O is he even famous beyond his Hi hater song?
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I’m still trying to figure that shat out myself….lol
OTB you’re a rare breed…glad to have you in the club
Some hoe Harlem know piss smell like she was taking a dump rather than a wiz
For starters, someone who gives a dayum should have told the chick on the right that wearing a white bra under a see through shirt is a tackless ho trick kinda tactic.
GOAT I am all about the south truth be told but not where you reside
I dont have any girls in my clique clique clique that will choose **** over us. Now if she wants **** and we had no plans then yes go get yours. Matter of fact we will help you get ready but to just up and play us for ****
I dont associate with those types of people
@Boot…gurlllllllll….I don’t condone murder but I mean dayum..and then he got a woman that was dayum near Betty’s exact replica..only younger?!!
Im very social but also love and more comfortable with my lonesome
mzwhang90210 says:
Let that be a man tho…he’ll tell his friends “thanks for tha heads-up dawg” and look at his girl sideways from then on.
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My Nigah!!
Let that be a man tho…he’ll tell his friends “thanks for tha heads-up dawg” and look at his girl sideways from then on.
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REAL TALK. I STILL wanna know who told some chit on me from 10 years ago!
<—Must be part nigga.
Bootcampgirl says:
mzwhang90210 says:
@MissHarlem….chileeeee we BOTH got to vent chit
@Boot…I feel sorry for her…just like I feel sorry for Betty Brodrick.
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She was on a mission…….she just didn’t give five fuggs…SNAPPED!
@Harlem
After I was broke, I started looking in and out of stores for a police officer to let them know I’d been scammed and I wanted my money back! My cousin told me to come on and shut my dumb country a$$ up for they send me home and that’s what i get for thinking i’m oh so smart! 
I was pulling a Caramel that day!
@Mzwhang, yesss, she looked just like her, when she drove the car into the front of the house #gangsta
I’ve yet to meet a chick who chooses her girl over ****
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Nice to meet cha. My BFF of umpteen years blew the cover on my kids dad. *files nails*
My name is Dub and I done left my dude at a UNC game to drive my BFF home (52 miles the opposite direction) when she got sick. I tole that nukka to come on. He got lost; and SO.DID.WE. She ended up at the hospital that night. 
<<< me.
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Him: How am I supposed to get home… from Chapel Hill??
Me: Best way you can. I am at the hospital now. I gots to GO *dial tone*
3halos says:
For starters, someone who gives a dayum should have told the chick on the right that wearing a white bra under a see through shirt is a tackless ho trick kinda tactic.
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Chill out. I’m trying to see what she working wit.
So yall just gonna ignore the fact that I posted a story of a man that said he didn’t have children and when the mama got there he said it’s been so long that he forgot he had a kid but he had 2 kids with her.
oh yes mental note: remember to drink that three cups of pineapple juice before boyfriend plays tongue kisses tonight.
self, did you get that?
yes, I did and thank you.
*bans DIMPZ from puttin up anymore brutafuh gravis*
HARLEM
but uhm…i done downsized my circle so small it looks like this
. <—my circle
@MissHarlem…I feel ya…I’m sorta a mix…very social but kinda stand-offish.
I just can’t get with women who will welcome a stranger (male) with open arms..but will side eye a stranger (woman) who has on shoes that don’t match her purse.
Which was my original point…kinda LOL
ReadingIsFundamental says:
oh yes mental note: remember to drink that three cups of pineapple juice before boyfriend plays tongue kisses tonight.
self, did you get that?
yes, I did and thank you.
Why does my boss feel the need to have Call my CELLPHONE and have casual conversation with me. Um sir, what in thee fugg do u want
ReadingIsFundamental says:
oh yes mental note: remember to drink that three cups of pineapple juice before boyfriend plays tongue kisses tonight.
self, did you get that?
yes, I did and thank you.
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*wanders what would happen if I put some Vicks on my………….oh nevamind!
OTB you’re a rare breed…glad to have you in the club
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It wasnt easy but I stepped out on faith of my friendship.
And that bish done left her HUSBAND at the state fair for me. Me and 17yo was stranded and I called her azz and she beat AAA there!!
Me: Where is Mike?
<<her azz
Her: By the fried dough stand by now prolly. IDK and IDGAF.
I told him to come on…he resisted so….hop in
@Fayla, why your post office won’t let me be great, my whip still in FL from the 22nd??
Why does my boss feel the need to have Call my CELLPHONE and have casual conversation with me. Um sir, what in thee fugg do u want
~ ~ ~ ~
Da fuGG
@Fay
I drink coffee all morning.. then, soda of some sort during the afternoon. I start on water and then pineapple juice around 3. My man not about to be walking around calling me coffee puss. NO ma’am.
So yall just gonna ignore the fact that I posted a story of a man that said he didn’t have children and when the mama got there he said it’s been so long that he forgot he had a kid but he had 2 kids with her.
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I’m not gonna lie, I read it and fell out, read it again and thought the man was a dumb ass for even saying that.
Diva, you gonna be burning girl, don’t put Vick’s on your puss. What is your infatuation with Vick’s today?
Why does my boss feel the need to have Call my CELLPHONE and have casual conversation with me. Um sir, what in thee fugg do u want
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I hate that ish.
Get to theeeeeee pernt.
This job does NOT have my cell number. Old one I was the one who was always on call but I done learnt my lesson.
Gyp I didnt ignore it. I hollered laughing. Wish I was there to see it!
Nigga sound like he didnt have no shame. LMAOOOO
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Diva, you gonna be burning girl, don’t put Vick’s on your puss. What is your infatuation with Vick’s today?
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YNH I meant to comment on that fckry
<–smh
FAYLA
hey hun
MZWHANG kindred spirits which is why most females dont or wont like me bc I can be standoffish. Its not that I am doing that on purpose I just have to make sure that you not messing up my space and aura with your bullchit once thats sifted out then we can rock lol
@Boot…gurlll when she had a BBQ wiff his clothes tho?!
needs to get UNBORED with my fuggin LIFE!
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ReadingIsFundamental says:
@Fay
I drink coffee all morning.. then, soda of some sort during the afternoon. I start on water and then pineapple juice around 3. My man not about to be walking around calling me coffee puss. NO ma’am.
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So how long does it takes for that pineapple juice to infuse with cooch juice?
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
i needs to get UNBORED with my fuggin LIFE!
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Me too! Lets brainstorm on some thangs
@GoAt . .
You are on ONE tuhday lol
why your post office won’t let me be great, my whip still in FL from the 22nd??
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Holiday. MLK memba?
Diva says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
oh yes mental note: remember to drink that three cups of pineapple juice before boyfriend plays tongue kisses tonight.
self, did you get that?
yes, I did and thank you.
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*wanders what would happen if I put some Vicks on my………….oh nevamind!
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If I had to guess. It would probably be like a Newport. Cool menthol cigarette.
@ goat.
I don’t know. We end up having sex sometime after 7ish. I just know he commented once early on that I tasted like pineapple juice and he couldn’t stop munchin. I remembered that I had drank the pineapple juice earlier when I was making a pineapple upside down cake. So, it’s a staple in my diet now.
@OTB, forgot about that
@MissHarlem…BAM! I’m cordial yet distant…when I meet folks..(and even with folks/family) …b’cuz I’ve learned. And What used to be just given…now must be EARNED!
*wanders what would happen if I put some Vicks on my………….oh nevamind!
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Cool summa time breeze in the dead of winter. NO MA’AM.
She banned me from going to court with her because I could never contain my laughter.
Small scenario:
Yall ever had your mom visiting but decided to get freaky thinking it was gonna be a quickie and ended up being the best sex that yall had and you started singing can I get a refill and then the next day your mom who is hard of hearing asks you if you had the radio on all night cause you kept clapping…No…me either.
GOAT to fully test that out give her a week to taste the difference if she doesnt naturally consume water or fruits
This job does NOT have my cell number.
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luVn_liFe… says:
@GoAt . .
You are on ONE tuhday lol
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That pineapple juice is very important. I needs to know these things…lol
If I had to guess. It would probably be like a Newport. Cool menthol cigarette.
but…do NOT bury me next to Carmel..g’bye
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goat76 says:
Diva says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
oh yes mental note: remember to drink that three cups of pineapple juice before boyfriend plays tongue kisses tonight.
self, did you get that?
yes, I did and thank you.
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*wanders what would happen if I put some Vicks on my………….oh nevamind!
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If I had to guess. It would probably be like a Newport. Cool menthol cigarette.
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So hubby would like that since he is a smoker, but the puss gone be on fire nonetheless
I had to order a full support sports bra.
That all cotton, no underwire one I been wearing over my bra is NAWT enough support.
#YallCurr
MZWHANG
exactly
I cant wait to get home and give it to my man , he came up here smelling good, fresh cut, GOODGAWD. chile he had on his blazer and jean Im so turnt on yea Im having a moment.
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Listen. Im jealous than a mug! *turns green* Have fun girl!
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
She banned me from going to court with her because I could never contain my laughter.
Small scenario:
Yall ever had your mom visiting but decided to get freaky thinking it was gonna be a quickie and ended up being the best sex that yall had and you started singing can I get a refill and then the next day your mom who is hard of hearing asks you if you had the radio on all night cause you kept clapping…No…me either.
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shut ur azz up
u stooopid 
BWAhahahahahahah LMAAAAAAAAAAAOO Ol SKOOL!
Yes GoAt I Know
Yall ever had your mom visiting but decided to get freaky thinking it was gonna be a quickie and ended up being the best sex that yall had and you started singing can I get a refill and then the next day your mom who is hard of hearing asks you if you had the radio on all night cause you kept clapping…No…me either.
x100
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Fuggin
@OTB chile its ummmm
OTB . . .DiD U eva Go Get that John VaRVatos??
it works for men too! One night, I was like… OMG, your c** tasted like that Jamba you had earlier. I had that n*gga on Jamba for like a month. He is scared of me and Jamba now.
needs to get UNBORED with my fuggin LIFE
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I feel you. I just FOUNT a life in late Nov.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
@Fay
I drink coffee all morning.. then, soda of some sort during the afternoon. I start on water and then pineapple juice around 3. My man not about to be walking around calling me coffee puss. NO ma’am.
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Boot
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Luvn!
ReadingIsFundamental says:
it works for men too! One night, I was like… OMG, your c** tasted like that Jamba you had earlier. I had that n*gga on Jamba for like a month. He is scared of me and Jamba now.
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HOLLERING
I’m writing this sh1t down too….
Thanks Harlem and Reading.
<—Lifeless too
*borrows factory bull horn*
{{{MzDimpz …STOP BRAGGIN!! Some of our tits look like decimal points…so u go to hell!!}}}
@LuVn
What in the subliminal kinky thought hail happended??? I swear I copied her font and pasted it and that whip thang came up and I’d sent it before I saw it was up there. Lawd lawd lawwwwd
@Dimpz
Just read you from East Saint…. I knew there was a reason I understand you so well!
(whispers) I went to Lincoln….
Fay . . This Faded out ant detect burn mark on my wrist is up!! Cause i had been whipping it Moaning NOON and nite and a lil in between!!!
goat76 says:
I’m writing this sh1t down too….
Thanks Harlem and Reading.
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This nucca about to go find the nearest Jamba juice
Have yall ever suck yall man so good and he came, but u kept sucking and that ninja toes curl up like that witch in wizard of oz
that some good chyt
the next day your mom who is hard of hearing asks you if you had the radio on all night cause you kept clapping…
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coco creamy says:
Have yall ever suck yall man so good and he came, but u kept sucking and that ninja toes curl up like that witch in wizard of oz that some good chyt
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somebody plesae take Coco keyboard and chunk it outta tha window
LuVNNNNN! I BEEN meant to cuss you out!
It smells soooo good! But he is sooooo ratchet! It smells like a grown ass man! I didnt think it fit him. I still have it. 
Waiting on my dude in blazer and jeans or sumfin.
Fay ,Diva, Kdub, Dimpz, luv, harlem, boot, mzwhang, goat
and 
and im outta here 
@Reading…I knew that it worked for us, but I don’t know why I didn’t realize it would do the same for women.
@Diva…Yeah, I think you need to put the Vicks down, we don’t want you burning up yo fun parts.
He knows I only mess with the water base KY. So, he bought me like a set of water base KY. One was “on fire” and another was “peppermint”.. there were some other ones too and of course the regular water base for sensitive skin. So, we about to handle up and he puts on the “on fire” … I wanted to DIE… Five strokes in and we both screaming headed to the shower with a tray of ice wondering what the H*LL just happened. We didn’t know it was a massage set. The “on fire” was for a massage rub for the body and then you work your way to the regular KY for the s*x part.
#lessonslearnedhard
goat76 says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
@Fay
I drink coffee all morning.. then, soda of some sort during the afternoon. I start on water and then pineapple juice around 3. My man not about to be walking around calling me coffee puss. NO ma’am.
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So how long does it takes for that pineapple juice to infuse with cooch juice?
PHEW! u's a fewl mk? but yeah optimal infusion would be 1-3 days. depending on the starter state of the cooch. i mean is it acidic or is is she baking cupcakes?? if she aint eating alotta gah-lic & whatnot she's ahead of the game
Waiting on my dude in blazer and jeans or sumfin<—:hahaha:
gurrl I KNOW! thats what
smells like
Why am I so busy here
for that “vicks” feel down below use a halls cough drop
MzDimplez1123 says:
I had to order a full support sports bra.
That all cotton, no underwire one I been wearing over my bra is NAWT enough support.
I feel ya pain litrrrrallly! I put my sports bra on top of my regular bra… 
ain’t no body got time to be knocking themselves out on the treadmill.Or betta yet one breaking loose and knockingout the person on the treadmill next too you…
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#healthclub lawsuit
@coco..I can’t relate cuz I ALWAYS stop just before…yuck
DJM
@Divurrr…did u just say “chunk?” We MUST be related
Aww decimal point tits how cute
@Diva , why u wanna take my keyboard
@Diva I’m an apple juice type nigah. Imma have to see what this Jamba Juice is tho.
Oh and that was not about me even though my mama can’t hear shyt…baby girl also told her that she needs to get her REMEMRY back!
CoCo… I don’t do that anymore. I almost got Chris Brown’d upside the head one time when I wouldn’t stop. He wasn’t trying to knock me out but, he couldn’t take it.
me no RhiRhi
I feel you. I just FOUNT a life in late Nov.
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Where did you find him? I mean, it?
Be #helpful
@Goat Ok the Vicks will not touch my fun parts!!!!
I still love you Whang.
@ WUT…I’m from Chicago. It was listed in the article as well.
@ Coco..
RIF
u tryna tell me sumthin??
ReadingIsFundamental says:
it works for men too! One night, I was like… OMG, your c** tasted like that Jamba you had earlier. I had that n*gga on Jamba for like a month. He is scared of me and Jamba now.
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Pineapples for women
Jamba for men got it
WAIT . . .
OTB..
DID
U
Say . .
U
Still
Have
it??
Like uumh ur “friend” comes ova and you say
“here try this” batting ur eyelashes.But It aint FO U2 tahe home??
Diva says:
@Goat Ok the Vicks will not touch my fun parts!!!!
chiiile just use some pep’mint whip on the “click”
coco creamy says:
@Diva , why u wanna take my keyboard
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I had a vision of that dayum witch’s toes curling up and shyt!!! Just awful…..
The struggle is real yo!
WUTTTT
“started cooch”
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Diva says:
Creamy
@Goat Ok the Vicks will not touch my fun parts!!!!
chiiile just use some pep’mint whip on the “click
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Now you know I done already used that WHIP WHIP baybeh……………awwww the tingling sensation…my fuggin toes curling just thinking about it
Thanks for the tips FAY!!!!
@MissHarlem *Lil Richard voice* hahahaha SHEDDUP!
@MzDimpz
Have yall ever suck yall man so good and he came, but u kept sucking and that ninja toes curl up like that witch in wizard of oz that some good chyt
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Spitters are quitters.
Yall doing WHUAT with Whip?!
for that “vicks” feel down below use a halls cough drop
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+1. Male or female.
chiiile just use some pep’mint whip on the “click”
^^^^
I just ordered this for my edges
so I can use it “there” too 
hmmmmmmmmmm but I got 2 months, 1 week, 4 days and 2mins left before I become uncouth 
Wait what’s worse than a spitter cause, It can’t even go in my mouth.
+1000 she enjoyed it
it takes 1-2 days for who’s cooch to get infused??? sshhiiiddd.. haha.
Fay, I’m lost. I’m not trying to tell you nothing.
MzDimplez1123 says:
I still love you Whang.
@ WUT…I’m from Chicago. It was listed in the article as well.
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Funny thing is… that is nothing new in the boogie… You will get rolled on for just about anything down there. We likes ta fight!
“Whu bish you got the same Combo number 3 at McDonalds? Bish Imma beat yo azz!”
“Whu bish you got the same 27 piece sew in? Imma beat ya azz! Call da police hurrr!” Ion care!”
Luvn!
so it’s all gone?
DID
U
Say . .
U
Still
Have
it??
Like uumh ur “friend” comes ova and you say
“here try this” batting ur eyelashes.But It aint FO U2 tahe home??
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LUUUUUVIIINNNNN
I can’t…neva could…much as I love my hubby..I ain’t no swallower..
I’ll hop up quick…like it’s battery acid.
who’s cooch takes 1-3 days to get infused? what are they eating that the pineapples don’t get to it for a few days? that’s rancid.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
He knows I only mess with the water base KY. So, he bought me like a set of water base KY. One was “on fire” and another was “peppermint”.. there were some other ones too and of course the regular water base for sensitive skin. So, we about to handle up and he puts on the “on fire” … I wanted to DIE… Five strokes in and we both screaming headed to the shower with a tray of ice wondering what the H*LL just happened. We didn’t know it was a massage set. The “on fire” was for a massage rub for the body and then you work your way to the regular KY for the s*x part.
#lessonslearnedhard
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ReadingIsFundamental says:
who’s cooch takes 1-3 days to get infused? what are they eating that the pineapples don’t get to it for a few days? that’s rancid.
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Probably eats a lot of processed and red meats.
{{{{{{WHAT WHANG SAID}}}}}
Diva says:
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Diva says:
Creamy
@Goat Ok the Vicks will not touch my fun parts!!!!
chiiile just use some pep’mint whip on the “click
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Now you know I done already used that WHIP WHIP baybeh……………awwww the tingling sensation…my fuggin toes curling just thinking about it
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RIF
what you won’t do, another bish will!
Wait what’s worse than a spitter cause, It can’t even go in my mouth
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A non participant.
@ RIF…More power to that Bish. Ain’t gone happen.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Team Quitter!
Wait what’s worse than a spitter cause, It can’t even go in my mouth.
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and what he won’t accept..anotha mf will
OutsidetheBox says:
for that “vicks” feel down below use a halls cough drop
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+1. Male or female.
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Altoids #helpful
goat76 says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
who’s cooch takes 1-3 days to get infused? what are they eating that the pineapples don’t get to it for a few days? that’s rancid.
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Probably eats a lot of processed and red meats.
Allz I know that that nucca grabbed my jawbones like they were handle bars. my face
him after 
he says he don’t know what made him grab my shyts like that. My face was sucked in more than Kate Moss on a runway back in 2000.
The Whip is All-Natural
*licks hand*
Diva says:
OutsidetheBox says:
for that “vicks” feel down below use a halls cough drop
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+1. Male or female.
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Altoids #helpful
listerine strips #veryhelpful
Y’all women are selfish. Y’all be bustin nuts, multiple nuts all over a nigga face, straight glazing a nigah’s face, and y’all won’t even take one for the team.
Dimpz: guhl don’t mind me none. I’m sure your hubby lives just fine without it.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
who’s cooch takes 1-3 days to get infused? what are they eating that the pineapples don’t get to it for a few days? that’s rancid.
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Probably eats a lot of processed and red meats.
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Right. Garlic, onion-y things, lots of sugar too.
bullhorn
{{{agrees with MzDimpz…I take back tha hell comment}}}
These mofos workin me like me name is Kizzy. Can I please get a recap @kdubb? and thanks in advance!!!
@ Goat…ION make him do that.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
He knows I only mess with the water base KY. So, he bought me like a set of water base KY. One was “on fire” and another was “peppermint”.. there were some other ones too and of course the regular water base for sensitive skin. So, we about to handle up and he puts on the “on fire” … I wanted to DIE… Five strokes in and we both screaming headed to the shower with a tray of ice wondering what the H*LL just happened. We didn’t know it was a massage set. The “on fire” was for a massage rub for the body and then you work your way to the regular KY for the s*x part.
#lessonslearnedhard
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Did you see smoke coming out? 
Sorry that’s what I pictured after the 5th stroke!
I just laughed that hard silent laugh… my side hurts
Y’all women are selfish. Y’all be bustin nuts, multiple nuts all over a nigga face, straight glazing a nigah’s face, and y’all won’t even take one for the team.
^^^
This sounds soooooooooooooooooo sexy
And Vicks does numb your throat, Chloraseptic too!
maybe a bish need to dip a fanga in the pond a have her own taste test
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AGH Fay! I do that.. kind of. When he stops, I kiss all over his mouth like… oh, cool.. it did taste good. ha!
Let me stop. We have a new post yet? Things get too real up in here when we get bored.
I’m not a swallower per se but I do understand the visual so I have let my face and other body parts be used
Its like sooo ungodly to not swallow
obiv not every **** you fck for the party poopers who wants to be an ass and comment on that.
goat76 says:
Y’all women are selfish. Y’all be bustin nuts, multiple nuts all over a nigga face, straight glazing a nigah’s face, and y’all won’t even take one for the team.
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Why am I horny now?
OutsidetheBox says:
maybe a bish need to dip a fanga in the pond a have her own taste test
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And grab a mirror, while they’re at it. #teamkeepyouishinorder
<—Non Participant.
Harlem
Gawd I wanna be a GLAZER
All this piercing going to waste
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Goat…ION make him do that.
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And you shouldn’t have to make him, he should wanna do it!
SON
#faserious
That’s why you’re only supposed to suck a duck you
I don’t play with swimmers PERIOD! I’m still trying to figure out how the hell I got kids.
@MissHarlem…I tried swallowin..I swurrr…I loved my hubby THAT much when we first got married…
I..almost..died. (in my head)… I was hackin & spittin..I seriously told him to call 911 (aka..almost Carmelized)…cuz I thought I was dying!!
Him:
Me:
And grab a mirror, while they’re at it.
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GLAZER
mzwhang90210 says:
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LOL….yo ass is silly
Don’t cry OTBizzle. I try to glaze like I work at Krispy Kreme and my tag says member since 1975!
@ Goat…He does, I don’t. What’s the prollum?
Whang
It does leave a weird “coat” on your throat
I dont swallow…
But he wont know that. Mind games Debo. 
:gone: 361
Don’t know if it messes with the cooch too but eating asparagus will sure nuff make your urine smell like something from out of this world!
OTB the visual
GLAZER
One who glazes..
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MissHarlem says: Its like sooo ungodly to not swallow obiv not every **** you fck for the party poopers who wants to be an ass and comment on that.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…I swurr Imma nominate you for “Font Of tha Year”
Cuz the only man I was eva tempted to TRY it on…is my hubby.
But…in tha words of Meatloaf…”I would do anythang for luv..but I won’t do THAT”
@ Shaun…He know! I almost kicked his ass through a wall for letting loose on my back/ass once. Fukk that! I think he stopped trying to attempt that shyt because I would hop my cussing and running to the bath room like he had poured acid all over me.
Pineapples and Pepsi (I quit the pop now though) is what used to keep me sweet IMB
Y’all women are selfish. Y’all be bustin nuts, multiple nuts all over a nigga face, straight glazing a nigah’s face, and y’all won’t even take one for the team.
Then just talk about doing it. 
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I agree, you gotta do it at least once. You’ll always be freaky to him
OutsidetheBox says:
Gawd I wanna be a GLAZER
All this piercing going to waste
until I came …. 
*whispers* then put his bald head on my **** and slide my lips from the top of his head back to his tongue….. 
<—sometimes I miss that man
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My ex would
OutsidetheBox says:
And grab a mirror, while they’re at it.
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BUT LOCK THE DAMN DOOR!
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ReadingIsFundamental says:
AGH Fay! I do that.. kind of. When he stops, I kiss all over his mouth like… oh, cool.. it did taste good. ha!
Let me stop. We have a new post yet? Things get too real up in here when we get bored.
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I try to glaze like I work at Krispy Kreme and my tag says member since 1975!
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My BD’s “legal” tender used to come from Krispy Kreme. OMG that is the stankest chit! I guess its the yeast?? IDK But he used to have to bathe ‘fore I would give him some when he worked there. He worked the overnight too.
But we always had some good ass donuts.
who scurred to taste they’re on juices??
DTTS u damn skippy. u gots to make sure she still purrty & blemish free. u should be able to ID that bish in a line-up
MZWHANG hunty you are OUT OF ORDER
FYI you should always at least smell your underwear on the daily to make sure everything is alright. I dip and smell :shurg: judge yall know I dont give a fck
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Goat…He does, I don’t. What’s the prollum?
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Let me get this straight. Your dude likes to eat, but its not a requirement for you? But you ain’t sucking his dyck??
Straighten that out for me.
<————-not a swallower
Font you guys in the morning
Recap
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Chile this story is about Starter Wives. Makes their azzes sound like a warm Starter Jacket. Some look ROUGH chile. DMX wife look like a black Vera Di Milo from In Living Color (back with Jim Carrey was JAMES).
We talked about that dag on dentist who got his azz ranned the entire fugg over by his wife.
Katie done asked Magyi if he is
Fugg North Koreans and the boat they caught from China.
Some hoe Harlem know piss smell like she was taking a dump rather than a wiz
This recap has been brung to you by KDub on this twenny fourf day of Danuary tew thousand and thirteenf (said like I got teef like Tashera…emphasis on the EENF)
UPDATE:
We have quitters and non dack suckling participants.
Diva tryna rub some Vicks on her ladybug.
OutsidetheBox says:
GLAZER
One who glazes..
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:huffsandpuffs:
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Dimpz and whoever else don’t play in the cuuummmm….
Your man watches a lot of porn
#justsayin
My ex would until I came …. *whispers* then put his bald head on my **** and slide my lips from the top of his head back to his tongue…..
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WUT did you used to be whispering stories and chit in his ear?? OMGAWD yall evil. TELL ME MORE.
That bald head love!!!! Thats one of my favs. OMGAWD hate chall. *mopes*
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
who scurred to taste they’re on juices??
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I’m not afraid…………………..
OutsidetheBox says:
And grab a mirror, while they’re at it.
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WUT I miss him for you
FAYLA we was up on OTB **** pierce
my font will stop here bout that
MZWHANG girl your husband is a motherfckn G and a CHAMP yuh heard meh
OTB u’s is PIERCED??????? we needs to FONT about this hurr!
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You mustve been on your sabbatical! Bout three weeks? now.
No pain whatsoever no either! Bish, Im ready to work. 
But the mouth I trust, Im mad. So. Hmph. *pouts more*
Who Dat says:
Recap
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Chile this story is about Starter Wives. Makes their azzes sound like a warm Starter Jacket. Some look ROUGH chile. DMX wife look like a black Vera Di Milo from In Living Color (back with Jim Carrey was JAMES).
We talked about that dag on dentist who got his azz ranned the entire fugg over by his wife.
Katie done asked Magyi if he is
Fugg North Koreans and the boat they caught from China.
Some hoe Harlem know piss smell like she was taking a dump rather than a wiz
This recap has been brung to you by KDub on this twenny fourf day of Danuary tew thousand and thirteenf (said like I got teef like Tashera…emphasis on the EENF)
UPDATE:
We have quitters and non dack suckling participants.
Diva tryna rub some Vicks on her ladybug.
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I like to experiment yo
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Pineapples and Pepsi (I quit the pop now though) is what used to keep me sweet IMB
i is SO proud a yew!
<—water
u gots to make sure she still purrty & blemish free. u should be able to ID that bish in a line-up
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I be whipping/amlactin-ing the hell out of it. #vainboutthatbody
@ RIF…I think he does.
@ Goat…I will do it, sometimes, i’m good at it too. He just needs to keep his fluids to himself and yeah I know, but, don’t say it or I will just stop all together.
Bish, Im ready to work.
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Fay, that’s right! Know your Cooch–>
@FAY . . .
Its almost gone,I should took before and after pics for you
OutsidetheBox says:
My ex would until I came …. *whispers* then put his bald head on my **** and slide my lips from the top of his head back to his tongue…..
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WUT did you used to be whispering stories and chit in his ear?? OMGAWD yall evil. TELL ME MORE.
That bald head love!!!! Thats one of my favs. OMGAWD hate chall. *mopes*
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I would send him text about shyt I was gone do to him when he got home. We would send puzzay and **** pics from work to each other. He would say “Go to the bathroom right now pull your panties to the side and send me some dessert to go with my lunch. Once I took a charms blow pop to the bathroom slid it inside, took a pic, then took a pic with the blow pop in my mouth…. We had lunch together that day…
#ILOVENOONERS…
@MissHarlem….oh I’ll lick my juices off his face all day long…and taste myself…but I aint gonna swallow HIS man gravy! *Miss Cellie’s Daddy’s voice when he asked to marry Nettie* “not now..not eva!!”
Byeeeeeeeee JenEEE
OutsidetheBox says:
OTB u’s is PIERCED??????? we needs to FONT about this hurr!
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You mustve been on your sabbatical! Bout three weeks? now.
No pain whatsoever no either! Bish, Im ready to work. 
But the mouth I trust, Im mad. So. Hmph. *pouts more*
so is u bustin off at will like i always dreamed & chit??
Fay, 2 12 oz cups
#babysteps
*Miss Cellie’s Daddy’s voice when he asked to marry Nettie* “not now..not eva!!”
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B!TCH!!
I dropped my damn phone and the back cracked off. 
Aw, Dimpz!
@ the visual of you duckn and dodging your man’s kids like battery acid!
*writes this blow pop thing down* Imma fake picture it though, because I can’t put no sweets up in my cotton candy
S/O to Tatted!
I
Whang
Oh and if you are WRAPPING on the MIC and you have yarn braids don’t let that nucca pull too hard. Allz I know is that I thought one of his dreads came out when I got up to use the bathroom. I was so nervous but shyt it was mine.
I’m not a swallower per se but I do understand the visual so I have let my face and other body parts be use
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Tiny has herself a glass.
I was like MY BISH
Its almost gone,I should took before and after pics for you
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Yep. It happens SO fast if you jump right on it. Mine was 3rd degree and barely a spot left. I be forgetting to whip it now. *applies whip*
Okay let me go; I’m reading thangs all wrong… (Below I thought OTB was saying she saw a stretch mark on her cooch.) My bad!
Smooches and nite nite Roses!
OutsidetheBox says:
u gots to make sure she still purrty & blemish free. u should be able to ID that bish in a line-up
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Fukked round and saw a stretch mark and lost it <— me .
I be whipping/amlactin-ing the hell out of it. #vainboutthatbody
OTB that was me when i saw a grey hair. i bout DIED. but hell i been grey on my HEAD since i was in my 20′s so
just more ammo for me to wax all that chit OFF!
It’s too many freaky bishes out there ready to jump my man. I can do everything they can do but better!
Tisch!
Girl, it ain’t pretty. I’m 5’4, 160. He 6’2, 250. I will beat his ASS bout them fluids.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ WUT…Why the hell did you let his ass go?!
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Baby daddy got on my muddafukkin nerves! The bedroom was the only place we got along…. WELLL!
ReadingIsFundamental says:
It’s too many freaky bishes out there ready to jump my man. I can do everything they can do but better!
^^^^^
Werd to ya mutha!
“Go to the bathroom right now pull your panties to the side and send me some dessert to go with my lunch. Once I took a charms blow pop to the bathroom slid it inside, took a pic, then took a pic with the blow pop in my mouth…. We had lunch together that day…
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My EXACT reactions in the very order:
*mouth gaping*
*closed mouth so hard I bit my tongue*
*Bey stank face cause im jealous as hailllllllll*
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*writes this blow pop thing down* Imma fake picture it though, because I can’t put no sweets up in my cotton candy
He loved the taste of My cherry ontop of that cherry blow pop 
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When he came to pick me up… he made sure all the sweetness from the blowpop was out….
Y’all women are selfish. Y’all be bustin nuts, multiple nuts all over a nigga face, straight glazing a nigah’s face, and y’all won’t even take one for the team.
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I thought the same damn thing, I said that OTB got guts! NOTE TO SELF, tell her to keep some shiat to herself.
so is u bustin off at will like i always dreamed & chit??
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Hell no! I think that must be for VERY sensitive girls?? I have felt it in some tight jeans
tho. 
I was not prepared for that first one, I must say..
caught me off guard.
I’m not swallowing, but I’m not a quitter. I try to finish him off. I went so long, I gave myself a headache.
Fugging bussed a blood vessel…..
Me no likey the radio verson of Poison
still my jam. They performed this on Apollo Live (which comes on tonight or sat) and they still got it 
Apollo was rocking I was jelly through the tv
FORGET YALL
Its on my inner thigh tho! ONE and its SUPER lightakinned! 
OutsidetheBox says:
“Go to the bathroom right now pull your panties to the side and send me some dessert to go with my lunch. Once I took a charms blow pop to the bathroom slid it inside, took a pic, then took a pic with the blow pop in my mouth…. We had lunch together that day…
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My EXACT reactions in the very order:
*mouth gaping*
Girl I will neva lose a man on a sexual technicality! I keeps it fresh and fun! You have to find a man that love adventure!
*closed mouth so hard I bit my tongue*
*Bey stank face cause im jealous as hailllllllll*
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BRB,,,gotta go take a picture right quick!
man gravy
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you know you ain’t got sense God gave you…man gravy whyyyyyyyyyyy
now yall got me feeling bad. I haven’t really been home for the last 3 weeks.
He still can’t cum on me though. :no;
Oldskool71 says:
Okay let me go; I’m reading thangs all wrong… (Below I thought OTB was saying she saw a stretch mark on her cooch.) My bad! Smooches and nite nite Roses!
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Meant to say…
I thought the same damn thing, I said that OTB got guts! NOTE TO SELF, tell her to keep some shiat to herself.
I took a nap during the good fonting…..well damn
MzTisch says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
It’s too many freaky bishes out there ready to jump my man. I can do everything they can do but better!
^^^^^
Werd to ya mutha!
@ Harlem…I have that saved to my DVR. I need to watch it so I can delete
MZTISCH when you sprain your tongue (which I never thought was possible ahem I mean my friend never thought it was possible)for going so long along with top lip bleeding from your teeth mark for 3 days then you can holla. Or so I heard
lol
you guys are a mess
Looking
How you?
all this man juice, glazin, lollipoppin in here Jesus
I need to go home 
@RIF…I feel ya…but I aint about that “lemme do it cuz I’m scurred anutha bish will…and he’ll leave me” type life. NOPE!
If all that I WILL do..is not enuff for him…he can get ta steppin! I will find somebody else…TRUST!!
sprain your tongue
That’s like that broken duck
Sam says:
all this man juice, glazin, lollipoppin in here Jesus
I need to go home 
Which AGE Jesus?
@DTTS – All is well
wrapping the day up…Saying my good byes until March. 
m not swallowing, but I’m not a quitter. I try to finish him off. I went so long, I gave myself a headache.
Fugging bussed a blood vessel…..
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THIS
I messed around and fell in love with a man and he was all, “I cant nutt from that” 
I was like ninja please! Im da chit! BUT didnt say it to him. I owuld just give hime the peck and we would move on.
Kept working on his ass one night tho and he grabbed my head
AND I KNEW IT WAS TIME.
BUT Why the fugg I had to stop tho cause the muhfugga started suffocating me! Nigga I cant breeeveeee. LET MY HEAD GO. Grinding all in my face and chit.
Just Looking says:
@DTTS – All is well
wrapping the day up…Saying my good byes until March. 
DTTS
um sweet african american embroyo jesus 
Right
Dimpz
*disclaimer*: I am not trying to tell you that your husband may be cheating on you *disclaimer over*
You don’t swallow
You won’t even taste the fluids to spit
You won’t let him release his fluids on your skin
You would prefer if his fluids did not swim inside of you
How exactly does he enjoy s*x with you again?
H*ll, I feel bad. You got me thinking I’m a full fledged ho.
Pic sent phone call immediately followed.
Him: you know I’m at a site right now, right?
Me: umm hmmm
Him: so why you fawking playing?
Me: I’m not
Him: Have that shyt ready when I get there cause I’m not fawking playing with you.
Girl I will neva lose a man on a sexual technicality!
_________________
^^^ I love this line. I can tell youre a writer.
THE FUNNEST WORK PLACE SEX EVER!
Me and my ex had sex… in Glamour Shots! I was a photographer in the one at Cumberland Mall yearrrrrrs ago. I had to close the store that night. He came, we went into the booth, I umplugged the film part of the camera and we had sex and I snapped the digital pics I have a great one with me straddling him all you see is his back and me straddled over his thighs with my arms around his neck with my eyes closed and my mouth in a O!
MZ that was good they still got it too. Had me up on the tv dancing with my
Sam says:
DTTS
um sweet african american embroyo jesus 
Right
Still in the womb, huh?
@Sam…THEY soooo nassy!
@ Divurrr & Ditty
Which AGE Jesus?
___________________
Sexually responsible Jesus. Over 18. Of course.
*disclaimer*: I am not trying to tell you that your husband may be cheating on you *disclaimer over*
Well, whatchu doin?
This is having a prostitute wash your feet Jesus type font in here.
MissHarlem says:
MZTISCH when you sprain your tongue (which I never thought was possible ahem I mean my friend never thought it was possible)for going so long along with top lip bleeding from your teeth mark for 3 days then you can holla. Or so I heard
lol
__________________
@ RIF….I’ll try ANYTHING as long as it doesn’t involve fluids.
Sam!
OutsidetheBox says:
Which AGE Jesus?
___________________
Sexually responsible Jesus. Over 18. Of course.
Too late, she said still in embriotic fluid Jesus
H*ll, I feel bad. You got me thinking I’m a full fledged ho.
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@ RIF..Lawd this gone sound weird. He can let loose in me, not on me.
was just a sashayin away down the hall & BAM
The visual
A new Dayum Post
{{{WHAT SHAUN SAID}}}
He can let loose in me
*throws out One Wooo Yeahhh* #jodeci
ok Dimpz.. Imma go home and ask ol’ boy if we can try sex without fluid play and see what we can come up with. I’ll try it once.
c sent phone call immediately followed.
Him: you know I’m at a site right now, right?
Me: umm hmmm
Him: so why you fawking playing?
Me: I’m not
Him: Have that shyt ready when I get there cause I’m not fawking playing with you.
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WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
THE FUNNEST WORK PLACE SEX EVER!
Me and my ex had sex… in Glamour Shots! I was a photographer in the one at Cumberland Mall yearrrrrrs ago. I had to close the store that night. He came, we went into the booth, I umplugged the film part of the camera and we had sex and I snapped the digital pics I have a great one with me straddling him all you see is his back and me straddled over his thighs with my arms around his neck with my eyes closed and my mouth in a O!
*wipes slobber*
WUT YEW ma’am may call ME MrsWhipfinity!
:snapspic:
Boy, how that factory bullhorn gets used UP IN HERE UP IN HERE (ala dmx via Kdub)
Ok, just checking 
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Whewwww I love tha comradery on this hurr blog…even when it aint…it is
Dimpz
Chicago is the U.S. city with the biggest bedbug problem.
Dimpz.. now we are getting somewhere. So, in you can include in your mouth… try this:
before sex, pop a jolly rancher in your mouth
tell him to let you know before he busts
jump down there and suck it out right when he busts
drink it with the jolly rancher juice spit in your mouth
Girl, you will be his master after that.
You said you would try anything once!
I damned near choked on my Twizzler @ New Girl’s Whoo yeah.
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
THE FUNNEST WORK PLACE SEX EVER!
Me and my ex had sex… in Glamour Shots! I was a photographer in the one at Cumberland Mall yearrrrrrs ago. I had to close the store that night. He came, we went into the booth, I umplugged the film part of the camera and we had sex and I snapped the digital pics I have a great one with me straddling him all you see is his back and me straddled over his thighs with my arms around his neck with my eyes closed and my mouth in a O!
*wipes slobber*
WUT YEW ma’am may call ME MrsWhipfinity! :snapspic:
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Mrs Whip! Gotta keep it hot in a relationship! I miss the dack… don’t miss the man… that’s sad huh
was just a sashayin away down the hall & BAM
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Sis it was when I put some jeans on. You know I like to wear high waist to accentuate.. so when i pulled them up…you know that last tug…cause there really aint no more room in them jeans?
That one.
It wasnt a buss tho! Just sensual as hell!
*throws out One Wooo Yeahhh*
Just text hubby,
Im Not feeling well,throaKs itchy eyes R Watering . .
HIM: OH,How bout some Action tonight
Me:Go fcuk urself
Him:WHAT??
Me:you want action,Give that a shot
481
at that visual!
See yall for Freaky Friday!
@ RIF….
That involves fluids. Hell he’s funny as hell. He don’t wanna touch his own fluids. 
mzWhang . .
what?? LOL
SON I just wanted to let yall holy people know that you can sprain your tongue it is a muscle after all. I just *ahem* she just never knew a tongue can get sprained. Do you not know how fun it is with a sprain tongue while eating
lol
bbl maybe, I’m on something…
Whangdang
have i tole yew how classy that bitch looks today??
SON
I swear I know what in real life! Lawd Geezus!
Bye Wut!
@ New Girl…Where the hell you going?!
She sound like DayDay, BAM, I got action!
Gyp! She say she used to work in Cumberland mall.
Just text hubby,
Im Not feeling well,throaKs itchy eyes R Watering . .
HIM: OH,How bout some Action tonight
Me:Go fcuk urself
Him:WHAT??
Me:you want action,Give that a shot
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MzDimplez1123 says:
now yall got me feeling bad. I haven’t really been home for the last 3 weeks. He still can’t cum on me though. :no;
^^^^^^^^
OTB
have you followed or read anything bout Geralyn graham who was a foster mother to RAYLA WILSON,
the little girl was missing several yrs B4 DCF realized she was missing,hadnt been seen?
SON I just wanted to let yall holy people know that you can sprain your tongue it is a muscle after all. I just *ahem* she just never knew a tongue can get sprained. Do you not know how fun it is with a sprain tongue while eating
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Sis they KILL me with their Holy asses
FYI: I heard from.. *ahem* a friend…there are exercises..
@
factory bullhorn <~~your greatest invention yet!!
:oversharing: On the way home one night I was slobbin my hubby down so intensely that he pulled over and we moved da EARFF… afterwards we both fell alseep w/me straddlin him in the drivers seat. Woke up with a flashlight in our eyes and an officer knockin on the window…
*blows whistle and jumps over blog* SON got ACTION
ThaTs some ACTION 4him . .
He text me well I guess i’ll pick up the stuff we need at the Grocery store trying to get on my good side <_<
RAYLA WILSON
YES! Aint that bitch at trial now?
sh*t Luvin just killed the sex mood.
sad kid case.
FRIEND ummm care to share these exercises. Each one teach one
On the way home one night I was slobbin my hubby down so intensely that he pulled over and we moved da EARFF… afterwards we both fell alseep w/me straddlin him in the drivers seat. Woke up with a flashlight in our eyes and an officer knockin on the window…
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:oversharing:
You get a ticket? Letting that man pull up to your bumper?
OTB . .
Yes,There are Verdict watch now.
I just dont think they will convict her.They NEVER Found her body any evidence connecting Geralyn to the babygirls death
They didnt convict Casey Anthony
@LuvN…nuffin
@MissHarlem…chile…the so-called “Holy folks” have prolly done all this and THEN some…they just ain’t sharin..just judgin
ThaTs some ACTION 4him . .
He text me well I guess i’ll pick up the stuff we need at the Grocery store trying to get on my good side
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He ill smaht.
Sawrrryyy RIF
I just new oTb Prolly new bout it
BUT Casey was white! And her mama them basically “covered” for her and lied so much that the pool was tainted!
I think this bitch gonna get it! Wait..they charged her with murder?
MissHarlem says:
SON I just wanted to let yall holy people know that you can sprain your tongue it is a muscle after all. I just *ahem* she just never knew a tongue can get sprained. Do you not know how fun it is with a sprain tongue while eating
lol
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Never sprained my tongue, but that fcuking mouth cramp is a beast.
@OTB
naw…he was just like “you know u can’t park here?”
Me: (on my hubby’s lap wiff only a top on and NO pannies)
ok sir…we’ll move.
Hubby: Thanks officer
@MissHarlem…chile…the so-called “Holy folks” have prolly done all this and THEN some…they just ain’t sharin..just judgin
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Whang They copying this chit down.
sorry for the overuse of emotes Sandra in # 518
I worked at the Harris County court house during the Andrea Yates case. I was over the scanning in of the documents at the end of each day. I would dream about going in to the courtroom and snapping her neck with my bare hands. That bish wasn’t insane. She was too weak to leave her controlling and abusive husband and so, she took those kids away from him because that was the only way she could take his power away.
I never felt such hate in my life.
Yes,Murder
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
481 at that visual!
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you too……….
Miss New Yawk the same way you get them Kegels in
…you have to “condition” the muscle for endurance.
Dont worry nobody dont see you in the office…if they do tell them your jaw cramped up or something.
mzwhang90210 says:
@
factory bullhorn <~~your greatest invention yet!!
:oversharing: On the way home one night I was slobbin my hubby down so intensely that he pulled over and we moved da EARFF… afterwards we both fell alseep w/me straddlin him in the drivers seat. Woke up with a flashlight in our eyes and an officer knockin on the window…
NOW the bish back there patiently listenin to NPR waiting on 5 oclock so we can walk.
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lurkers copy and pasting to their home email
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And c.c.ing SR too,Bout this here Fam.Orient.Blog
I’m out yall have a great kinky night
To all you holies may the good lerdt bless you
Shaun…check your phone.
I worked at the Harris County court house during the Andrea Yates case. I was over the scanning in of the documents at the end of each day. I would dream about going in to the courtroom and snapping her neck with my bare hands. That bish wasn’t insane. She was too weak to leave her controlling and abusive husband and so, she took those kids away from him because that was the only way she could take his power away.
I never felt such hate in my life
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Is she in a mental ward? I pray she is in general population getting her ass raped on the daily???
Just because you swallowing your man’s skeet-skeet that doesn’t mean he STILL can’t be cheating. Don’t think that what you won’t do another woman will means that another bish still ain’t doing all of that too and MORE for him. And a man will always watch a lot of porn no matter WHAT you doing to him. IJS…..
Everyone has different tastes, maybe MzDimplez and hers are satisfied with what they do.
SAM
@EyesofScorpio
A/S/L?
that BISH Yates drowned them damn babies one by one,right?
Yall I ain’t shyt. I hope I don’t come across as trying to be saintly, I’ve never claimed that. Just certain shyt I don’t do. Hell I’ve DONE some shyt that would have some ppl like.
tHat Pelican LOGO for the team is fierce,He looks intimidating
MZWHANG you aint know that judgers are really ones that do everything
GOAT bc eating puss doesnt require hoover sucking
@OTB & LuvN…ummm humm
@ NPR
@FayFay see #520…me and hubby laff about that to THIS day! OAN
@RIF…I was so peturbed at Yates…that story made my soul hurt.
SAy what Dimp . . .
I musTa Missed SumPthin . .
Hrmm
<—Does not know who the hell Eyes of Scorpio is before the damned conspiracy theorists start up.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Yall I ain’t shyt. I hope I don’t come across as trying to be saintly, I’ve never claimed that. Just certain shyt I don’t do. Hell I’ve DONE some shyt that would have some ppl like.
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That impression never crossed my mind……You Gucci!!
i’m fukkin on ta-noight
I meant yall ain’t shyt, well sometimes, I’m not either.
Thanks Goat.
We fcks with MZ the long way so we can get on her about chit we know she dont do. SHe knows our heart.
OTB & Whang
me —>
<—NPR
NOT apologetic. that chit would bore white paint!
No she didn’t say the Pelican looks fierce *giggles*
Whewww, late in the day Controversy
I bet that’s that Shay from OHIO, she done stole somebody’s name and ish
what is NPR?
Dimpz u famous nah!
Yall I ain’t shyt. I hope I don’t come across as trying to be saintly, I’ve never claimed that
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We know your font. And we know ours. Somebody dippin and dapping and dont know whats happening.
Reads like they think we were “riding” you.
We fcks with MZ the long way so we can get on her about chit we know she dont do. SHe knows our heart.
((on the factory bullhorn))
BUT can’t nobody else
NPR is national public radio i think? ALLLL they do is talk about boring important chit like global crisis & politics, war, blah blah fukkin blah
Fay, act like yew just came on and are near death
#workedforme 
@ Fay…Nah, i’m good. I don’t need nobody associated with this blog trying to make me famous in ANY way.
@BRENDON . . .
Lemme Lone
@Eyez…
you can do thangs that ain’t eem been invented yet..to ya man…and he’ll cheat wiff a heffa that wont even make luv w/the lights on. Chile boo!
@MzDimpz…
me ain’t no saint eitha….I just don’t like to do what I don’t like doin. Chit
@FayFay….gurl me and hubby still wonda how LONG that cop stood at that windo before he tapped on the glass?!
Byeeeee Sam
oh & all the announcers on NPR talk like the clear eye guy. can’t think of his name ret nah
ben stein??
@ Fay..I hope she don’t talk about NONE of that shyt on your walk.
My last comment read something like have a seat
NOOOO @FAY! I LOVE NPR! That is a lot of the programming but they have other shows too!
My kids be like
<—ear phones on! LMAOOOO
MissHarlem says:
MZWHANG you aint know that judgers are really ones that do everything
GOAT bc eating puss doesnt require hoover sucking
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You’re are right, just one particular time she wanted me to put a lil more pressure on the ****. So I was sucking pretty hard.
All I listen to is the news
<–not really, just saying…
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Somebody dippin and dapping and dont know whats happening.
Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah!
My last comment read something like have a seat
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Well spoken bew.
Whang
THEN he collected hisself & tapped on the winda
I do appreciate EOS trying to look out though.
back to play. my boss is gone. what’s the topic?
<~~thought Eyes of Scorp was a reg poster no? FTR I was only agreein wiff the swallowin wont make him stay part. That is all.
Ben Stein
*doing his nasaly voice*
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FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says: Whang
<—yew & hubby
<—the cop
THEN he collected hisself & tapped on the winda
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If a ninja gone cheat just cause I don’t swallow, he ain’t got to cheat, she can have his ass.
Damn you can’t say c l i t
You’re are right, just one particular time she wanted me to put a lil more pressure on the ****. So I was sucking pretty hard.
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:oversharing: Had a friend like that.. She turned me all the way off. I understand giving “pressure” but full out you need your **** SUCKED sucked?
If I wanted to suck a duck I wouldnt be here.. 
Messing wit Ya’ll FOlks i done messed up my brown rice and sofrito.
Nah i gotta give hubby some Action!!
I went to the gym last night. My hair was so cute before now…
#FukkThisPonytail
thought Eyes of Scorp was a reg poster no?
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I dont think Ive ever seen the font..
Nope @Goat.
Fayla!!!!!!! Question…Inquisitive minds wanna know…If Lala taste like cheerios,,,What would you taste like
Im guessing Cap’n Crench…Yanno…The generic one made by Kroger 
Yeah Scorpio’s been a round for a Hot sec.Post here and there in the evenings
I do appreciate EOS trying to look out though
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Look. Whatevs.
@ Luv…ohhhhh I wasn’t aware.
Ignorant when somebody pops in all late trying to check ppl and there is nothing to check. Grown folks having good grown folks convo. Dimpz husband might think I’m the nastiest bish in the world and loves his wife and her non-fluid taste buds dearly. We are 500+ comments in on a blog and bored.
#backoff
GOAT hmmm me thinks that her puss might be overused
J/k but a sucking as if you tongue kissing the c!it is enough
OTB would prolly be Count Chocula…Or some other stale discontinued brand
Man berries 
Ok, ok. I see. I will keep my eyes peeled.
I mean, I know it was all in fun but, maybe they didn’t? iono hell.
*doing a dance in my chair* You gone learn today..
MissHarlem says:
GOAT hmmm me thinks that her puss might be overused
J/k but a sucking as if you tongue kissing the c!it is enough
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Yeah sucking like thru a straw type sucking and pressing down on the cilt wit my tongue!!!
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Ignorant when somebody pops in all late trying to check ppl and there is nothing to check. Grown folks having good grown folks convo. Dimpz husband might think I’m the nastiest bish in the world and loves his wife and her non-fluid taste buds dearly. We are 500+ comments in on a blog and bored.
#backoff
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Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: Based On The Novel “Push” By Sapphire says:
Fayla!!!!!!! Question…Inquisitive minds wanna know…If Lala taste like cheerios,,,What would you taste like
Im guessing Cap’n Crench…Yanno…The generic one made by Kroger
i taste like frosted Shredded (Wh)eat son!
MoFo Done came in Hurr and Shook the BLOG!!
Dimpz husband might think I’m the nastiest bish in the world and loves his wife and her non-fluid taste buds dearly.
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#discuss? We might have to pick up on this one tomm too. Check it..I know a chick who is fukking a guy I used to fukk. Im hearing about their sexual escapades second hand…DJM
My thing is he NEVER performed the chit he do with her with me.. I think I might feel some kind of way about it.
The dude who is telling me is our mutual friend. He says dude didnt roll with me like that cause “he respected me” 
Ion like it!
Yeah sucking like thru a straw type sucking and pressing down on the cilt wit my tongue!!!
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oh
Goat
yew have to say
cl!t
c l i t
click
OR
clique
#helpful
stale, discontinued? NEVER…more like limited edition cereals they only release at the holidays h a t e r!
*rubs bod up and down*
He didnt want to feel like he was Hop Riding ya!
fugggg yew bew! LMAOOOOOOOO
i taste like frosted Shredded (Wh)eat son!
^ Shredded wheat huh
So yo ish be cuttin up the bridge of a ninjas mouth 
OutsidetheBox says:
Dimpz husband might think I’m the nastiest bish in the world and loves his wife and her non-fluid taste buds dearly.
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#discuss? We might have to pick up on this one tomm too. Check it..I know a chick who is fukking a guy I used to fukk. Im hearing about their sexual escapades second hand…DJM
My thing is he NEVER performed the chit he do with her with me.. I think I might feel some kind of way about it.
The dude who is telling me is our mutual friend. He says dude didnt roll with me like that cause “he respected me” 
Ion like it!
It’s hard for me to believe a dack can damage the puss puss. I understand it can under certain circumstances, but y’all can push out humans thru that canal, a dack ain’t doing shat wit dat.
You’Z a lady OTB *shaNaNa VOICE*
MoFo Done came in Hurr and Shook the BLOG!!
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Wasted my water trying to respond to that chit
rofl:
So yo ish be cuttin up the bridge of a ninjas mouth
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Hate. Him.
raisin bran?
cream a wheat??
malt-o-meal???
fiber one????
spesha k?????
nah for real it taste like cookie crisp. except when it taste like cinnamon toast crunch
My thing is he NEVER performed the chit he do with her with me.. I think I might feel some kind of way about it
Chile you betta stop right now,,,Trynna encourage me
I can think of SEVERAL reasons why you aint get the same treatment 
Vagisil, douche, dingleberries…Just to name a few 
OutsidetheBox says:
Dimpz husband might think I’m the nastiest bish in the world and loves his wife and her non-fluid taste buds dearly.
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#discuss? We might have to pick up on this one tomm too. Check it..I know a chick who is fukking a guy I used to fukk. Im hearing about their sexual escapades second hand…DJM
My thing is he NEVER performed the chit he do with her with me.. I think I might feel some kind of way about it.
The dude who is telling me is our mutual friend. He says dude didnt roll with me like that cause “he respected me” 
Ion like it!
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What?? He wouldn’t lick yo booty hole??
Selfish bastid he is….lol
You suppose to came back with
“DONT SHAKE,UNLESS YOU WANNA GET SHOOK!!!
#backoff
^^^^
Ya heard that Rode Scholer
goat76 says:
It’s hard for me to believe a dack can damage the puss puss. I understand it can under certain circumstances, but y’all can push out humans thru that canal, a dack ain’t doing shat wit dat.
while that may be true, when yew aint got a ranned thru cooch like mwoi
u cant take all that porn star jack hammerin. or maybe it’s just my IUD iono hell 
Yall its been real
I mean we got it in BUT the stuff he be telling me they do… I’m like chittttt that mighta kept me around!
I dont want this nigga sweartagawd i dont but i saw him on FB and was thisclose to asking that nigga what the deal!
Pray for me yall. 
My thing is he NEVER performed the chit he do with her with me.. I think I might feel some kind of way about it. The dude who is telling me is our mutual friend. He says dude didnt roll with me like that cause “he respected me”
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Daggggg OTB…is it good ole, freak McNasty…stuff?
deets? *shares FayFay’s popcone*
My head hurts now… I went from wet (sex talk) to dry and mad as hell (andrea yates talk) then, irritated (n*ggas tryin to chin check) and now I’m just sleepy. It’s only 2:40.
so NOW the bish wanna take me home. that’s that chit i DONT like. AND why ion fukk with her like that. ERRYtime we kick it bish wanna take me home. bish GOOGLE my damn addr if it’s that important to u FUKK!
now ion wanna go!
I got 10 minutes left.
Who wants to hold muh dyck real quick?!?!
Peace out y’all!!
What?? He wouldn’t lick yo booty hole??
Selfish bastid he is….lol
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OTBiZZle ,Lawd Sweet baby GeeZuZ!!
@ Shaun..I think my baby face is my prollum. I’m spoiled. I have NEVER had a dude try to make me go down on them. Some would even pull me up if I tried and tell me I didn’t have to do that.
OutsidetheBox says:
Yall I ain’t shyt. I hope I don’t come across as trying to be saintly, I’ve never claimed that
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We know your font. And we know ours. Somebody dippin and dapping and dont know whats happening.
Reads like they think we were “riding” you.
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I know I ain’t heard “dipping and dapping in years ya heard? Brings me back to swoosh bangs and ponytails with a gang of scrunchies.
@OTB…ohhhhh thassa hard one (no pun intended)
bye MissHarlemmmmmmmmmm
I was with a dude that was nice size for four years. Then, I moved on to this new dude who is d*mn near double old dude’s size. Yes, a dack can damage an unexpected puss. I mean, I got use to it but, it took some time and care to work that in on a regular.
Chile you betta stop right now,,,Trynna encourage me I can think of SEVERAL reasons why you aint get the same treatment Vagisil, douche, dingleberries…Just to name a few
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You need to hang here more fool! Dingleberries. LMAOOOO
He ate puss. He lick ass. We aint go out the door tho!
I aint get no park lay! 
Ion wanna be respected, I wanna cum!!! 
raisin bran?
cream a wheat??
malt-o-meal???
fiber one????
spesha k?????
nah for real it taste like cookie crisp. except when it taste like cinnamon toast crunch
MzTisch says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Yall I ain’t shyt. I hope I don’t come across as trying to be saintly, I’ve never claimed that
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We know your font. And we know ours. Somebody dippin and dapping and dont know whats happening.
Reads like they think we were “riding” you.
^^^^^^^
I know I ain’t heard “dipping and dapping in years ya heard? Brings me back to swoosh bangs and ponytails with a gang of scrunchies
What I miss? I was actually working
<—-HATES Brenden's living guts yo!
It’s only 2:40.
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My Friend needs help.
Ion wanna be respected, I wanna cum!!!
this bish said we will NOT be done at 5:30
FML
ReadingIsFundamental says:
I was with a dude that was nice size for four years. Then, I moved on to this new dude who is d*mn near double old dude’s size. Yes, a dack can damage an unexpected puss. I mean, I got use to it but, it took some time and care to work that in on a regular.
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Under certain circumstance tho. That was a certain circumstance.
Y’all nigahs got “SnapBack Jumping” T.I. voice
Fay,
You need to pull the “Umm, in case you forgot, we have a black President now” card. Tell her we don’t do that anymore!
I know I ain’t heard “dipping and dapping in years ya heard? Brings me back to swoosh bangs and ponytails with a gang of scrunchies.
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Exactly what i was going for!
When RIF snapped back..the dance I was doing in my chair was sooo hood! 
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
so NOW the bish wanna take me home. that’s that chit i DONT like. AND why ion fukk with her like that. ERRYtime we kick it bish wanna take me home. bish GOOGLE my damn addr if it’s that important to u FUKK!
now ion wanna go!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FayFay…I HATE nosey arse co-workers/& othas… that offer chit unda the guise of being “helpful/friendly.” Mf’s just be wantin to collect info to gossip wiff….or just being friggin NOSEY. I feel ya.
@goat…have a good one
@RIF…and all this time…I was thinkin Yates was REALLY insane. I was mad at OTHA folks for not recognizin the signs. Wow…just..wow
Ion wanna be respected, I wanna cum!!!
Kita I need you to visit the website of the plastic surgeon who did Tiny..I mean Tiny’s friend Shekinah’s body???
Thats why i say she factory.
Go look at what they can do!
One Moe thang . . OTB,Ima do U Like Kenya did Phaedra . . Yeah ima bedazle some tanks wit: Ion wanna be respected, I wanna cum!!!
Ikid
@Just Looking where is you going gal?
@ Shaun…..I see what you did there.
OutsidetheBox says:
I know I ain’t heard “dipping and dapping in years ya heard? Brings me back to swoosh bangs and ponytails with a gang of scrunchies.
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Exactly what i was going for! When RIF snapped back..the dance I was doing in my chair was sooo hood!
^^^^^^
Lol! Things can go left quick here just because someone misread the “tone” of your font. Everything been going real smooth round here lately. I guess it’s getting boring so they trying to “kick it awf!”
and BRENDEN TOO
#Shade
Bye pookie 
Lol! Things can go left quick here just because someone misread the “tone” of your font. Everything been going real smooth round here lately. I guess it’s getting boring so they trying to “kick it awf!”
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Did I miss something?
@DIVA – Shhhh to the hospital.
talk to you in a couple of weeks
^How long you gone be on “vacay”
@Bre Bre – See ya later Hunti Bunty – Be Good, remember I love you, but Jesus loves you more. Somebody has to cause of the mess you made of Fayla’s bed…with all dem droppings. I digress, but you be good.
Whang, Andrea Yates was crazy but, not legally insane. I’m one Sandra Rose post away from being crazy but, I know what is right and wrong legally. She played the system like a fiddle. She was just tired of being mommy. When you are tired from your first two kids.. don’t keep popping more of them out!
Just Looking says:
@DIVA – Shhhh to the hospital
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*whispers I hope errthang ok*
@Bre – Vacay is um 5 days min no complications, 7 to 10 depending up if that new thang want to act up. But I got favor, so I’ll be fine.
@Just Look, so you gone kiss Bren and I gets no lips…..
OTB,Ima do U Like Kenya did Phaedra . .
^Ol girls husband straight called Ken a copy cat
Bless his lil prison degreed heart 
He dont know how ish work in Hollywood…If more folks knew,,,Theyd be riding with Kenya on that one,,,Oh you wanna back out? Ok, Imma do my own version…Axe Shawn n Marlon how they lost Scary Movie…It happens,,,Either ish, or get off the pot 
But I got favor, so I’ll be fine.
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A. Men. You betta know it.
GN yall.
Just Looking says:
@Bre Bre – See ya later Hunti Bunty – Be Good, remember I love you, but Jesus loves you more. Somebody has to cause of the mess you made of Fayla’s bed…with all dem droppings. I digress, but you be good
^Oh please,,,I may have left a few pee stains,,,Errybody knows I have a weak bladder
But we aint gone talk about all the bed bug bites I got from her mattress…I got keloid skin! SH*T! I mean who gets they beds second hand from motels? I dont care if they do give hubby a discount,,,Obviously whip aint doint the biddness she like us to believe 
Healing the world one scalp at a time my ass! 
My prayers are with you sweetness
@DIVA –
There you go, is that better :p
for Diva
My prayers are with you sweetness
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Thanks Love, I’ll catch you on the other side
Diva says:
Lol! Things can go left quick here just because someone misread the “tone” of your font. Everything been going real smooth round here lately. I guess it’s getting boring so they trying to “kick it awf!”
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Did I miss something?
^^^^^
Nope, not really. Just another poster coming to Dimpz “rescue” AS IF people were bashing/clowning her about not wanting her man’s “juices” around her. Probably a misinterpetation of fonts……
Mr. Dimpz poor little
lol
She laughed WITH us.
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time. An 11-year-old Spanish boy faked his own kidnapping, according to the U.K.’s Guardian, because his mom and dad were set to meet his teacher later that day—and he didn’t want to be around for the aftermath.
Needless to say, things didn’t go as planned. The boy sent a text message to his father—a police officer in the northern town of Xinzo de Limia—saying he had been kidnapped and stuffed in the back of a car. His father called him immediately. The boy said he didn’t know where he was being taken. He then faked phone static and hung up. Chaos ensued.
[Related video: Police say Oklahoma teen faked abduction]
A manhunt was launched with roadblocks, and news reports and APB alerts were sent out. Law enforcement was even watching the Portugal border in case the phantom kidnapper tried to cross over. The charade proceeded for several hours until the father noticed that the keys to the family’s other apartment were missing. The father went to the second residence and found his son, safe and sound.
The boy apparently had been terrified about the parent-teacher conference. “The child’s poor school scores in recent weeks appear to explain a form of behavior that no one in Xinzo could understand,” the Guardian said, explaining the quote was from a report in Spain’s Voz de Galicia newspaper.
Fortunately for the boy, the police are not pressing charges, calling the incident a prank gone wrong. We’re guessing his parents might not be so forgiving.
<–Y'all fass.
YSO…
OMG, I hate this time of day because I’m in here all by myself and the other blogs suck donkey holes.
Looking, I’ll be checking in on you
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AND IONO who’s worse OTB or Brenden
RIF, When I was at the Inauguration a lady lost her son at about 2 pm and didn’t find him until 6 pm. I was so worried for her.
He got lost in the crowd, and didn’t think to ask a cop or army man to use their cell phone.
He ended up going to the parking lot that they parked in, but it was four hours later. Good ending though…
DTS, that is very sad. It’s good to hear when mistakes happen and the outcome is favorable. However, that little boy I posted about in 673 would have gotten his *SS beat. 11 year old faking a kidnapping? These kids are too bold these days
I agree
When I was at the Inauguration
@YOUR NAME HERE!
Cocaine is a hellava drug.
@RIF #590
It’s ignorant when you say someone else is ignorant when they speak the truth. I didn’t “pop in all late”. I was here way before you were. You spoke yours, so did I… and so can I. Understand your name.
“#backoff”
#orelseWHAT?
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@MzDimplez- didn’t mean to make you feel like I was coming to your rescue, you don’t need it, I was making a point.
@Mzwhang
..and I was not "dipping and dapping".
just replying to a comment.