Celeb Style: R&B Divas

ONE song does not an R & B Diva MAKE says Kdub about Sunny Anderson.

I hope these women have thick skin
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Looks like at least one of them got real thick skin…

FUGG “5 Miles To Empty”… Nicci looks like she has 1.2 miles to go before she just GIVES THE FUGG UP, snatches that wig off, and embraces the inner man that is in there.

What did those 25 Porcupines EVER do deserve to be made into a coat/jacket/shrug thingy?

WHERE is PETA when you REALLY need ’em Jesus.

Thanks for the late day motivation to get my azz to the gym today
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This is MY late day motivation to hit @Fay Fay up for that nut free Whipfinity and for EVERYBODY to keep ordering that shat without ABANDON.

@RIF

I hate you. Very much. Yes.

Why ain’t nobody saying nuthin about Monifah’s hair matching her dang shoes? Is that a new trend?

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I told yall in 1997 I had a french roll spray painted PURPLE to match my sheer purple shirt and some purple shooties.

Mo is BITIN’ my STYLE.

@GOAT

I rarely have that problem.

@69

I ain’t reading sht but the riot act cause of my “cousin” in your Gravi.

Now you know I had to look them up.
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Aint they scary as FAWK?

@SAM

That’s an insult to Klingons everywhere. Worf wouldn’t even fck that. Hell. KIRK wouldn’t even fck that and he’s has green pussy.

he’s had

Y’all know what I meant.

datsmdubya2u…I mean you could get sassy and be like “Thank goodness. I was about broke having to keep buying batteries for my vibrator these past 8 months” or some shat like that…but nah. Take the high road. Block his azz out your phone. Don’t say shat.

If he lives in a spot with a freestanding mailbox (no key) I WOULD leave some raw pork in his mailbox though one Sat. afternoon. By the time he finds it on Monday afternoon…BAY-BEEEEEE.

PIG.

she had albums?
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Syleena is an Unsung epi waiting to happen. That chick been around for a minute and never got her due

@kdub have u ever pulled that rotten meat caper before?
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To a dude no. To a bish that was making my azz itch?

In the dead of summer too. July. Left that bish cracked just a lilbit…

Harris sounds like a crazy bitch. Wouldn’t be funny if he did all that to a woman.

@SAM

I try to be sht everyday of my life. The world just won’t let me.

I know for a fact that one of the doors on his car does not lock
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Awe ish then. Girl put some meat in that man back seat under the cushions or under the seats and be done. If you really want to get jiggy wit it wedge some close to the engine so when he turn his heat on he will smell it and his car will be surrounded my all the neighborhood cats when he come out in the morning. Pop his trunk and put some under the spare tire. Something. If it don’t lock and he don’t set the alarm then you is good. Don’t call him no more and when he call you don’t answer. Case closed.