Kansas Sues Lesbian Couple’s Sperm Donor for Child Support
When lesbian couple Jennifer Schreiner and Angela Bauer wanted a baby to complete their family in 2009, they turned to a friend, William Marotta, to donate his sperm. But the unorthodox “new normal” arrangement may lead to financial ramifications for the well meaning 46-year-old married man.
The state of Kansas sued Marotta for child support of the now 3-year-old girl after Schreiner filed for state assistance.
Marotta told The Topeka Capital-Journal newspaper he’s “a little scared about where this is going to go, primarily for financial reasons.”
From WPTV.com:
The state contends the agreement between Marotta and the women is not valid because Kansas law requires a licensed physician to perform artificial insemination.
“If a sperm donor makes his contribution through a licensed physician and a child is conceived, the donor is held harmless under state statue. In cases where the parties do not go through a physician or a clinic, there remains the question of who actually is the father of a child or children,” Angela de Rocha, a spokeswoman for the Kansas Department for Children and Families, said in a statement.
A hearing on a motion by Marotta’s attorneys to dismiss the case is scheduled for Jan. 8.
Marotta told wptv he didn’t blame Schreiner for giving up his name to the state.
“I resent the fact that Jennifer was pressured into doing that in the first place,” he said. “That was wrong — wrong by the state.”
Marotta and his wife, Kimberly, have no biological children of their own but they are foster parents.
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If he has to pay child support then he should file for custody because she is unable to support the child. Why didn’t she just say the Daddy was John Doe.
if he would’ve skeeted in a cup at the doctor instead of bussin her wide open. he wouldn’t have this problem. Why would u give some lesbians a child and adopt one for you and your wife. I DONT UNDERSTAND!!
Crickett says: If he has to pay child support then he should file for custody because she is unable to support the child. Why didn’t she just say the Daddy was John Doe.
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this can of worms will be interesting
Why would u give some lesbians a child and adopt one for you and your wife. I DONT UNDERSTAND!!
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maybe the wife has issues conceiving. He went elsewhere to sow his oats
He caught himself doing the WRONG favor…hope he has something written or else that’s his ass
Lil ol’ Topeka Kansas is at it again…
the state be on some boolsheet though 
Milky says: if he would’ve skeeted in a cup at the doctor instead of bussin her wide open. he wouldn’t have this problem. Why would u give some lesbians a child and adopt one for you and your wife. I DONT UNDERSTAND!!
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this was routinely done in the 90s. i had a few gay friends who had friends who were doing it “turkey baster style” left and right. i don’t know if all of them were successful but i don’t know if the child support laws were that tight back then either.
#icant
I DONT UNDERSTAND!! <—- I read this a la Erica from BGC
lemme go read the article cause……..
THIS IS ALL THE MORE REASON IF FOLKS DON’T JUST ADOPT THAT THEY NEED TO STOP TRYING TO MANUFACTURE FAMILIES ON THEIR OWN-THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST REASON I DON’T APPROVE OF THIS NONSENSE WAY TOO MUCH RATCHEDNESS
CHICKS IN THE HOOD WHO ARE ALLEGED LESBIANS, PIMPING OUT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS TO NICCAS TO IMPREGNATE THEM AND THEN THE CHICK AFTER SLORING WITH THE NEXT DUDE, ENDS UP PREGNANT AND THEN THE CHICK STILL BE DIPPIN WITH DUDE AND THE CHICK WHO WANTED TO PLAY DADDY, ENDS UP ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, WHILE THEY PLAYING FAMILY-EWWWW JUST TRIFE SHIAT
Why that butch looks like my 3rd grade teacher…idk
why didn’t he terminate his rights…I take it the lesbians are no longer a coupple…smh
GAY DUDES IN THE HOOD WHO CAN’T AFFORD TO ADOPT BE TRYING TO GET SOME RANDOM CHICK TO GET PREGNANT AND HAND OVER THE BABY, SO THEY CAN MANUFACTURE A FAMILY-SERIOUSLY THIS ISH IS HAPPENING ON THE REGULAR
THEY GET MAD CAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR THAT TRIFE SHIAT-I SWEAR SOME FOLKS ARE DELUSIONAL~
The Lesbian lovers must have met on CATFISH!!!!
What in the world?
and how the fcuk is he gonna blame the state…the state don’t have ish to do with the fcuked up agreement you had
So Im assuming they did it the old fashion way.
But why is she filing for assistance from the state (Welfare mainly) if there are two parents there to take care of the child. They decided to go through all of that when they couldnt even take care of the child financially
See the State aint going no more. Even if you tell them the dad is Jhon Doe, they will get a copy of the childs Birth Certificate for verification boo.
they had a contract, but due to the fact that they did not go through a physician and did it the old fashioned way he has to pay!! He should not try for custody the little girl is three she probably dont even know him!
Diva says:
The Lesbian lovers must have met on CATFISH!!!!
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Harlem
Diva says:
The Lesbian lovers must have met on CATFISH!!!!
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I hatchu
@keesh the lesbians broke up and she is raising the baby by herself. that is why she filed for assistance!
He did terminate his rights. And i do not believe he had intercourse with her he just gave them his semen.the state is saying because it was not done in a dr office he is responsible.
I wonder if this is going to put my homegirls donor on edge??.. they turkey basted her girlfriend
Milky says:
they had a contract, but due to the fact that they did not go through a physician and did it the old fashioned way he has to pay!! He should not try for custody the little girl is three she probably dont even know him!
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Everything would have been ok if he would have gave that wood up to some well off hoez. WHy he was doing this for some broke hoes is beyond me
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
CHICKS IN THE HOOD WHO ARE ALLEGED LESBIANS, PIMPING OUT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS TO NICCAS TO IMPREGNATE THEM AND THEN THE CHICK AFTER SLORING WITH THE NEXT DUDE, ENDS UP PREGNANT AND THEN THE CHICK STILL BE DIPPIN WITH DUDE AND THE CHICK WHO WANTED TO PLAY DADDY, ENDS UP ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, WHILE THEY PLAYING FAMILY-EWWWW JUST TRIFE SHIAT
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Damn that sounds like a recent Jerry Springer episode that I watched
She should have said the baby’s daddy was the chick she’s with. And he should have signed a contract stating he has nothing to do with the child at all. How can she expect a man to pay child support when she is playing mommy and daddy already with another woman. This is ridiculous. But the state will always ask for child support if the parent applies for cash assistance. Cash assistance is like child support if the father or mother is not around. the State did the right thing. It is those two women who are burning the candle at both ends. Shame shame shame.
You cant play with the State and dem funds no moe babie…
NaijaGal says:
why didn’t he terminate his rights…
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This is what I was wondering.
NaijaGal says:
why didn’t he terminate his rights…I take it the lesbians are no longer a coupple…smh
^^^They are no longer together but, are said to co-parent well.
RoyalLuv3 says: I wonder if this is going to put my homegirls donor on edge??.. they turkey basted her girlfriend
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he probably needs to terminate his rights like naija said. these states are NOT playing w/child support.
Keesh says:
But why is she filing for assistance from the state (Welfare mainly) if there are two parents there to take care of the child. They decided to go through all of that when they couldnt even take care of the child financially See the State aint going no more. Even if you tell them the dad is Jhon Doe, they will get a copy of the childs Birth Certificate for verification boo.
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maybe they fell on hard times it happens
having two parents in the home does not always equal financial stabilty
maybe at the time they were secure enough to have a kid
not all fathers sign birth certificate
just my guesses and opinions
my only question is..which one is the man and which one is the woman??? I see two butches in that there photo
are said to co-parent well.
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REALLY? I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE BECAUSE SHE SHOULD STILL PROVIDE FINANCIAL SUPPORT AS WELL THEN
@Intense: YUP and I know a dude who is a straight batty rider that has a daughter…these filthy pusscied females be real quick to sleep with a gay dude raw and have his baby…why do these nasty broads have functioning uteruses?! WHYYYYY
I heard about that with them lezzies too…pimpin out their “wives” and the nigg be at the baby shower too
Just a damn shame!
NaijaGal says:
and how the fcuk is he gonna blame the state…the state don’t have ish to do with the fcuked up agreement you had
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Naijagal, he said that he blames the state for pressuring her to give up his name. True, they should have done it through a clinic, but perhaps he was just trying to do something to help his friends.
Angry Pants! Hi and Happy New Year.
I have nothing for this story. Good luck to him.
I cant with Steven Segal ponytail/mullet wearing dude…who his ownself looks to be at the very LEAST…MALE gay friendly…and these librarian azz looking chicks who look like they play “Dungeons and Dragons” all day.
I’m just not.
There is not enough TIME left in my day for this shyt.
dclb23 says: He did terminate his rights. And i do not believe he had intercourse with her he just gave them his semen.the state is saying because it was not done in a dr office he is responsible.
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awww damn!!! the gay rights folks don’t play. if this will stop their donors from giving it up, they will take this shyt to the supreme court. i think AI is hella expensive.
so that pic up top is not a mother-daughter?
@ Gigi26
I SWEAR FOLKS THINK I MAKE THIS ISH UP, IT’S HAPPENING ON THE REGULAR I SWEAR, FOLKS DON’T WANT TO ADMIT TO IT, BECAUSE IT’S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, FO SHAME
They had a contract. Just one that the state decided didn’t mean chit
There is hope for old girl downstairs
Milky says:
@keesh the lesbians broke up and she is raising the baby by herself. that is why she filed for assistance!
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See, this is why as a Country we need new laws all the way around when dealing with Gays, Lesbians and children. They have to change the laws in order for it to work. They first need to legalize Gay marriage in all States..then set those thin lines clear about children and custody. Who signed the damn birth certificate
Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:
my only question is..which one is the man and which one is the woman??? I see two butches in that there photo
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But why is she filing for assistance from the state (Welfare mainly) if there are two parents there to take care of the child. They decided to go through all of that when they couldnt even take care of the child financially See the State aint going no more. Even if you tell them the dad is Jhon Doe, they will get a copy of the childs Birth Certificate for verification boo.
^^^@ Keesh..this was on the news this morning. They said they applied for medicaid after the child started having medical issues. I get what you’re saying about the financial situation. Gays and straights having babies without the means to support em…smdh
I see two butches in that there photo
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The homely hit azz one with the purple paper is the lady is my bet.
This is going to be interesting, to say the least!
these librarian azz looking chicks who look like they play “Dungeons and Dragons” all day.
Fuggin
at KDub again. Not Dungeons and Dragons 
#LilBlackRidingHood says:
so that pic up top is not a mother-daughter?
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Getcho azz in the corner babie
@BUNION – I wonder what exactly he wanted to state to do cause there are procedures to be followed
SAM & DIVA
hope yall had a wonderful new year’s 
The one with the five-head probably had the baby…
VDot says:
The state decided not to honor the contract and (with the right lawyer) the judge may decide not to honor chick’s pre-nup.
They had a contract. Just one that the state decided didn’t mean chit
There is hope for old girl downstairs
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Gigi26 says:
these librarian azz looking chicks who look like they play “Dungeons and Dragons” all day.
LEAVE
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Just when I was trying to be serious about they situation…nevamind
Thanks GiGi
@free that’s just a messy situation all together. When I heard about it, all I could do is wish them the best and pray for the baby.
@RIF hey bew Happy New Year to you too! ANGRY PANTS is out sick supposedly. Probably caught something from wearing dem damn pants everyday and not washing them!!
Who Dat says:
I see two butches in that there photo
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The homely hit azz one with the purple paper is the lady is my bet.
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@Keesh
this is my first day on this here play ground. Don’t wanna waste my time in no stinking 
plus it smells like pumpkash
Look like they talk in fuggin fantasy language and role play and shat.
In the mythical magical world of Dungeons and Dragons…whatever the fugg it is they be talking about. IDK.
Just some computer games all day. That is how they met most likely. At a Star Trek convention or some OTHER nerdy azz gathering like that.
That hoe wanted them stamps! She was turning EVERYBODY in.
Marotta, 46, became involved when he answered a Craiglist ad in 2009 from Topeka couple Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner, who were seeking a sperm donor, UPI reported.
When Schreiner and Bauer broke up, Schreiner applied for state assistance to help care for the girl, which has totaled $6,000 to date.
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another reason to stay off craigslist
Keesh says:
#LilBlackRidingHood says:
so that pic up top is not a mother-daughter?
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I told ya’ll they met on CATFISH!!!! Found out they were related and said what the hell….we can’t get a man looking like we both look, so lets bump coochies fo life…..and get us a baby! 
Probably caught something from wearing dem damn pants everyday and not washing them!!
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a rash
NaijaGal says:
@BUNION – I wonder what exactly he wanted to state to do cause there are procedures to be followed
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Right…The State just want whomever is gonna pay that Welfare back..with interest
guess he should’ve gave them a false name…his bad
lol Milky.
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
are said to co-parent well.
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REALLY? I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE BECAUSE SHE SHOULD STILL PROVIDE FINANCIAL SUPPORT AS WELL THEN
^^^ I heard that and thought “If they were co-parenting so well, why did this end up on the news???” but…I just brished that lil co-parenting well statement off. Certainly wasn’t the FIRST lie I heard on the news.
Who Dat says:
Just some computer games all day
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….all while eating Flaming Hots that they got with them stamps!
Gettin my steppin on
Had a moment carry on
people need to stop fuggin with craigslist.. smdh
That hoe wanted them stamps! She was turning EVERYBODY in
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I WISH THEY WOULD JUST GIVE ME SOME, I’LL SHOW THESE CHICKENS HOW TO GROCERY SHOP-THESE BISHES BE PLAYING, I WISH THEY WOULD GIVE ME SOME, I WOULD PULL THAT CARD OUT LIKE IT WAS A BLACK CARD, PROUD AND SHIAT 
LMBO!!
Milky says:
@RIF hey bew Happy New Year to you too! ANGRY PANTS is out sick supposedly. Probably caught something from wearing dem damn pants everyday and not washing them!!
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Bish got thrash betwix the legs from them angry black pants
I’m not saying he should be financially liable, but none of them acted responsibly.
Who does bargain basement sperm donation? If the ladies couldn’t afford a doctor assisted IVF program, then there should have been a red flag that finances could be a problem.
I know it costs a lot to do a round of IVF, but we talking about creating a child here.
Aries Men what yall know about them
Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:
people need to stop fuggin with craigslist.. smdh
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The truth if it has ever been told on this here BLOG!
NaijaGal says:
Marotta, 46, became involved when he answered a Craiglist ad in 2009 from Topeka couple Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner, who were seeking a sperm donor, UPI reported.
When Schreiner and Bauer broke up, Schreiner applied for state assistance to help care for the girl, which has totaled $6,000 to date.
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another reason to stay off craigslist
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Or maybe a reason to stay ON there. Hey, you can get some CRAZY stuff on CL! Trust ME! HAHAHA!
@ALLNYC
The one with the five-head probably had the baby…
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RIGHT…Cause the other one resembles John Candy…or Chris Farley…John Belushi…IDK..PICK a deceased Saturday Night Live comedian and that is who she look like.
stop the presses
I loathe the extreme couponing show…why the fcuk would I be impressed with you buying 500 cans of pressed meat for $2
@ SAM
ARROGANT AND FLAKY
BUT SENSITIVE AND GO-GETTERS
RIGHT…Cause the other one resembles John Candy…or Chris Farley…John Belushi…IDK..PICK a deceased Saturday Night Live comedian and that is who she look like.
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Kdub, unplug yo fuggin keyboard rhet now
the state is not playing these days…..if you file for assistance they want to make sure that the man is up for support. But nowadays you got trif men going to get their own stamps.
In another article it says that he answered an add on craigs list, the couple was willing to pay 50.00 for the sperm. He thought he was doing a good deed so he just handed over the “cup” and didnt accept the money. And apparently the signed affidavit means nothing as well in the state of Kansas, because they tried to cover their butts doing that as well….smh….yall gon learn today!!!!!!!!!
@BUNION – see now, this and the craigslist killer…no ma’am pam
That hoe wanted them stamps!
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wish I could get some stamps. Them azzholes at chile suppert keep denying me.
That hoe wanted them stamps! She was turning EVERYBODY in
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She shoulda said she was impregnanted by an alien then instead of causing Steven Segal all this trouble.
THE STATE GETTING HIP TO THE GAME, MAD CHICKS LYING TALKING ABOUT THEY DON’T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY FATHER IS, LYING TALKING ABOUT THEY MET AT A CLUB AND HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND, ATTESTING TO THAT SHIAT AND HAVING IT NOTARIZED AND ISH-FO SHAME
Intense
say it ain’t so
oh well….
@ Tense
I’m sad to say i got peeps that do this then be confused about life when they want the daddy to really take care of the child.
In another article it says that he answered an add on craigs list, the couple was willing to pay 50.00 for the sperm. He thought he was doing a good deed so he just handed over the “cup” and didnt accept the money. And apparently the signed affidavit means nothing as well in the state of Kansas, because they tried to cover their butts doing that as well….smh….yall gon learn today!!!!!!!!!
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Lesson: Keep your Man Milk to ya SEF.
@ SAM
MY EXPERIENCE WAS ONLY ONE DUDE, THAT ISN’T NECESSARILY THE CASE WITH ALL OF THEM HON
^^^@ Keesh..this was on the news this morning. They said they applied for medicaid after the child started having medical issues. I get what you’re saying about the financial situation. Gays and straights having babies without the means to support em…smdh
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Yeah, see Medicaid will try it but by no means will they go after the Father unless they get you in a room and force you to say the Father does not take care of that child.If you say yeah, he takes care of the child and the father (if he show up) say no I dont want a blood test. Then Medicaid wont pursue anything in TN. Now Welfare (the $$$$) they go after whom ever they can..anybody besides the mother.
@Pick and chew
Why would c-suppowt deny you stamps? C-support givin out stamps now????
@BLACKSWAN
ME TOO, THAT’S HOW I KNOW ABOUT IT
Steven Segal
I was thinking Val Kilmer
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NaijaGal says:
Steven Segal
I was thinking Val Kilmer
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I was thinking Jesse Ventura.
Who Dat says:
That hoe wanted them stamps! She was turning EVERYBODY in
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She shoulda said she was impregnanted by an alien then instead of causing Steven Segal all this trouble.
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You are killing meh
Unplug that keyboard NOW!!!!!!!
NaijaGal says:
guess he should’ve gave them a false name…his bad
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Girl, the administrator at the Hospital where the baby is born that watch you and the father sign all the paperwork is up on game too..
On topic : He needs to contact the LGBTQ mafia and ask them for advice.
Off topic: Senorita Sandrita……have you heard about The Sexxxtons? They are mother-daughter adult film stars who shoot scenes together. #foodforthought
@Pick and chew
Why would c-suppowt deny you stamps? C-support givin out stamps now????
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typing error… I meant welfare office
@Pick and chew
Why would c-suppowt deny you stamps? C-support givin out stamps now????
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typing error… I meant welfare office
Blackswan says:
@ Tense
I’m sad to say i got peeps that do this then be confused about life when they want the daddy to really take care of the child.
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the game is to be sold, not told
her: he ain’t done chit for my baby but taking care of that other bitches baby
court: ma’am we have a record you said you didn’t know where the pappy was
her:
see what had happened was…
NaijaGal says:
@BUNION – see now, this and the craigslist killer…no ma’am pam
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I have found some great items on CL and I have sold some stuff on there too. BUT I have also found women who like…well, that’s another story… 
*looks at pic up top*
Very rarely do you see two, hot Lesbians together…
Diva says:
Who Dat says:
That hoe wanted them stamps! She was turning EVERYBODY in
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She shoulda said she was impregnanted by an alien then instead of causing Steven Segal all this trouble.
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Unplug that keyboard NOW!!!!!!! You are killing meh
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yall aint e-shiat round hurrrr
Jesse Ventura
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ding, ding ding
MAD CHICKS LYING TALKING ABOUT THEY DON’T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY FATHER IS, LYING TALKING ABOUT THEY MET AT A CLUB AND HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND, ATTESTING TO THAT SHIAT AND HAVING IT NOTARIZED AND ISH-FO SHAME
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The ole skool lie here in Raleigh used to be… “I aint KNOW his REAL name…they called him Boogie and he locked up on a bid…”
THING IS…that was back in 1995. And THIS year ALL our kids turn 18…time is running out for them hoes who did not have a Plan B. Cause A LOT of them only HAD ONE kid. And never bothered to find a job. BET there gonna be some new babies ’round this town this time next year.
Ratchet azz wenches.
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
THE STATE GETTING HIP TO THE GAME, MAD CHICKS LYING TALKING ABOUT THEY DON’T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY FATHER IS, LYING TALKING ABOUT THEY MET AT A CLUB AND HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND, ATTESTING TO THAT SHIAT AND HAVING IT NOTARIZED AND ISH-FO SHAME
Cuz The Baby Deedee is still living in the home but they want the food stamps and money. Iknow someone who lives in gov housing, pay $50 month rent, gets foodstamps and the father of her 4 is living with them…
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@naija
I SWEAR YALL GOING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE, HOLLERING AT MY DESK!!!
KyCakes says:
*looks at pic up top*
Very rarely do you see two, hot Lesbians together…
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Noooo, I see hot lesbians together alllll the time. That shiat up there was set up to fail.
Auntie, which one is the girl and which one is the man in this hur pic?
found women who like
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*pulls you back from the kona and sits for the tale or is it tail* please proceed
BUT I have also found women who like…well, that’s another story…
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no…no…by all means continue
only time I used craigslist was to find apartments
@Pick-n-chu
I was about to say……shiiiddd if yall ain’t gone get the nig to run me my guap, can yall hold a sista over with some stamps?????? Yall KNOW he ain’t payin’. LOL
Unshakable says:
On topic : He needs to contact the LGBTQ mafia and ask them for advice.
Off topic: Senorita Sandrita……have you heard about The Sexxxtons? They are mother-daughter adult film stars who shoot scenes together. #foodforthought
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NEVER WITH MY MOMMA!!
SECTION 8 IS GOING TO START CATCHING ON SOON TOO, NO MORE $50 HOUSING AFTER THAT SHIAT GET EXPOSED
NaijaGal says:
Steven Segal
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I was thinking Val Kilmer
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I was thinking Jesse Ventura.
@Sam I agree with Intense…all of the signs are tied to life stages and Aries is the 1st of the Zodiac so they are tied to infancy thru about 7 years old. They are about self but are bound and determined to learn as much as they can and are go getters that are always busy busy busy. You know how infants do any and everything to bring the attention back to them; that’s Aries and it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a negative because they love hard too. Just my 2 cents
the father of her 4 is living with them…
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Does he play Dungeon and Dragons with Schnetzel and Fretzel (^^^ up dere) all day?
Well I know Section 8 in NYC is a beast…cuz they taking back their $$ and them bishes moving to Jersey
Cuz The Baby Deedee is still living in the home but they want the food stamps and money. Iknow someone who lives in gov housing, pay $50 month rent, gets foodstamps and the father of her 4 is living with them…
When I was younger my aunt would take all my uncle’s stuff off the dresser and chit and hide cause they did inspections 
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so they don’t come check out your housing when living in government housing
On Her Dream wedding
We have a lot of homies that probably won’t come if we have a destination wedding so I wanna keep it as local as possible. I haven’t set a date yet but I definitely have been imagining it and thinking about what it will be like so I’m gonna get started……
1. Homies?
2. That wedding been planned since the first one you lied about and I bet a dollar to a doughnut you had a dress before you had a man. Girl
NaijaGal says:
found women who like
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*pulls you back from the kona and sits for the tale or is it tail* please proceed
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:HAHAHA: I was looking for a pink toe (to keep this bunion company). I needed a different flavor. This pink toe AKA sprite loved putting bottles in different places. She came over and I watched her shove the other end of a corona bottle up her a.z.z….true story.
I bet a dollar to a doughnut
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Sam says:
so they don’t come check out your housing when living in government housing
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Keyword: Government
Result: Lazy
so they don’t come check out your housing when living in government housing When I was younger my aunt would take all my uncle’s stuff off the dresser and chit and hide cause they did inspections
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YUP JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE CLAUDINE
@Sam: That’s what i’m saying they be asking for pay stubs and all of that in NYC..shyt my folks got a house in Queens and two of them bishes got their Section 8 cut off cuz they were making more $$…got their asses clean kicked out…shyt is real…
but I guess it varies on state?
Oprahs Bunion says:
NaijaGal says:
found women who like
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*pulls you back from the kona and sits for the tale or is it tail* please proceed
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:HAHAHA: I was looking for a pink toe (to keep this bunion company). I needed a different flavor. This pink toe AKA sprite loved putting bottles in different places. She came over and I watched her shove the other end of a corona bottle up her a.z.z….true story.
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If you wanna know where I’m going…I’m going up to YONDER!!!
@BUNION oh my
thanks oldskool…
I’m really not a “signs” person but I read the charts when it comes compatability (sp)sometimes. I’ve never dealt with an Aries man but they say we are a good match, what i’ve read so far people say they cheat alot
@Nikke…thank you!! Brandy was on that lil family reality show writing a song about how she was preparing for her future man (the one she hadn’t even met yet)
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
so they don’t come check out your housing when living in government housing When I was younger my aunt would take all my uncle’s stuff off the dresser and chit and hide cause they did inspections
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YUP JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE CLAUDINE
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Lawd have mercy….I love that movie!!!!
it varies on state
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INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
SECTION 8 IS GOING TO START CATCHING ON SOON TOO, NO MORE $50 HOUSING AFTER THAT SHIAT GET EXPOSED
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$50.00???? Noooooo boo, my cousin got a 4 bedroom 2 1/2 bath apartment (they new too) and when she quit her job, bytch rent went down to $0… you betta ask somebody…These hoes aint got to pay nufing
CLAUDINE
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James Earl Jones and his taco meat
Weak @(to keep this bunion company).
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO…..DIVAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Brandy said…
On Her Dream wedding
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COSIGN what u said.
She already HAD a dream wedding in her HEAD with her PRETEND husband back like 10 years ago.
SITCHO azz DOWN Brandy. If ANYTHING I am going to need you to be SURE to get a veil that covers that forward of yourn. Dream about that. You need a blusher veil that covers your face…at the very LEAST a bird cage veil. A THICK ONE.
ummm Oprah
Keesh says:
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
SECTION 8 IS GOING TO START CATCHING ON SOON TOO, NO MORE $50 HOUSING AFTER THAT SHIAT GET EXPOSED
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$50.00???? Noooooo boo, my cousin got a 4 bedroom 2 1/2 bath apartment (they new too) and when she quit her job, bytch rent went down to $0… you betta ask somebody…These hoes aint got to pay nufing
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at this shyt ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Makes me wanna
Dang Bunion. what was your reaction? Tell us more
M 2da O 2da E 2da MOESHA
@ keesh
I COULD NEVER BE SO LUCKY, MY ARSE JUST GOT TIRED OF APPLYING FOR WELFARE BACK IN THE DAY A BISH WAS ALWAYS .99 CENTS OVER THE INCOME GUIDELINES
NaijaGal says:
@BUNION oh my
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And that’s a clean story! The other folks I have found on CL…WOW!!! But you get the picture!
@Oprah…when I read “likes to put bottles in places” I swear I thought u were gonna say she was stashing liquor bottles in like the couch, under the bed, etc..(figured the bissh was lazy/ messy and don’t like walking to the kitchen).I was not prepared to read….stuffed the bottle where the sun don’t shine
@Sam Shoot you wanna know something bout that stuff just ask me; I know a looooot! Whats your sign?
Gigi26 says:
At Oprah’s sprite story.
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Shout out to GiGI!! You coined that term right?
Miany says:
@Oprah…when I read “likes to put bottles in places” I swear I thought u were gonna say she was stashing liquor bottles in like the couch, under the bed, etc..(figured the bissh was lazy/ messy and don’t like walking to the kitchen).I was not prepared to read….stuffed the bottle where the sun don’t shine
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*spits out hot chocolate*
Noooooo boo, my cousin got a 4 bedroom 2 1/2 bath apartment (they new too) and when she quit her job, bytch rent went down to $0… you betta ask somebody…These hoes aint got to pay nufing
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fa real? what the phuck am I doing with my life then? FML
bytch rent went down to $0
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I’ve seen this too.. I’ve heard of people purposely quitting or lowering their hours too. I just don’t get what kind of quality of life that is for folks and their kids you have to make little to no money. I’m not knocking it because it’s design for when you fall on hard times and need help, I just don’t get the I can’t make over or have more than .25 in order to receive help
#LilBlackRidingHood says:
Dang Bunion. what was your reaction? Tell us more
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I watched (and helped her out) with excitement! LOLOL!
OldSkool I’mma sag
So @Oprah yo real name is Oprah “Catfish” Bunion? LOL
KyCakes says:
*looks at pic up top*
Very rarely do you see two, hot Lesbians together…
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*pursed lips*
What about Sandra and her boos?
I remma back in the day Housing popped up on my aunt and unc one summa…and we had to pretend we aint even KNOW my uncle. And shyt he played his azz RIGHT the fugg on along…HIS 5 gatdayum kids included.
His azz went outside and played “yard/grass man” for 45 minutes in the middle of the hot fuggin swamp HEAT. She told them folks her husband had abandoned them
They dont do that here in NC though….
Brandy bytch…
STOP IT. NOW
You act like we forgot about your “FAKE ASS WEDDING” with ole fat boy who couldn’t stand your ass in the first place…
Then the ENGAGEMENT TO Quentin Richardson of the LA Clippers (don’t know where that nigga play now but he was shyt on the Clippers, shout outs to Darius Miles too
)…What happened to that one Brandy?
or the random fukk niggs you suck and buck in LA?
Just take the pity stfu ring and fade to black kay? Smh idiot.
#LilBlackRidingHood says:
Dang Bunion. what was your reaction? Tell us more
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I watched (and helped her out) with excitement! LOLOL!
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Mzfreaky
Oprah “Catfish” Bunion
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prynsexxx says:
So @Oprah yo real name is Oprah “Catfish” Bunion? LOL
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Gone sat down somewhere Prynn with yo pack of hot mustard
Noooooo boo, my cousin got a 4 bedroom 2 1/2 bath apartment (they new too) and when she quit her job, bytch rent went down to $0… you betta ask somebody…These hoes aint got to pay nufing
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No shyt
I needs to get on that. Bish can’t get a cardboard box from the gum’ment let alone a 4 bedroom…
Hate them bishes
Man yall dont want that life. The apt new now but with housing tenants give it 2 yrs and it’ll be just like any other low-income, high crime area…
I dont envy nann b!tch that wants to live on that chit. Mofos coming in your house whenever, you cant have company as long as you like,
I am not for a govt assisted life.
@ sam
WHAT’S THE MOTIVATION TO EARN MORE, WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR HEALTH CARE, RENT, AND FOOD PAID FOR, THAT 25K IS SOLELY FOR EXTRAS!?!?!
LIVING BELOW YOUR MEANS IS A STRAIGHT HUSTLE FOR SOME-JUST LIKE THE MOFOS IN A NEW PROGRAM EVERY DAMN YEAR BUT NEVER GRADUATE WITH ANY DEGREE OR CERTIFICATION, BUT STAY BALLING WHEN THE SCHOOL SENDS OUT THEIR REFUND CHECK
BUT IN NYS THEY DON’T GIVE A FUG ANYMORE, 2YRS IS ALL YOU GET AFTER THAT YOUR ARSE GOTTA WORK, SCHOOL AFTER 2 YEARS IS COMPLETELY UP TO YOUR ARSE, BUT YOU BETTA MEET YOUR WORK HOUR REQUIREMENTS OR YOUR ARSE IS GETTING CUT OFF
who dat
that’s the type of chit I saw, I was young lookin like what’s wrong, why he gettin put out
NaijaGal says:
M 2da O 2da E 2da MOESHA
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So fitting that her last name is about to be ‘Press’ cause bish shole was hard pressed to get that ring..
What about Sandra and her boos?
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:HAHAHA: I was looking for a pink toe (to keep this bunion company). I needed a different flavor. This pink toe AKA sprite loved putting bottles in different places. She came over and I watched her shove the other end of a corona bottle up her a.z.z….true story
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You got pics?
@WHO DAT
OTB
Where da hell you been?
#LilBlackRidingHood says:
#LilBlackRidingHood says:
Dang Bunion. what was your reaction? Tell us more
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I watched (and helped her out) with excitement! LOLOL!
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Mzfreaky
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Sometimes it gets that way. We all do, but maybe not to that extent. *singing* I’m different yea I’m different
Brandy bytch…
STOP IT. NOW You act like we forgot about your “FAKE ASS WEDDING” with ole fat boy who couldn’t stand your ass in the first place…
Then the ENGAGEMENT TO Quentin Richardson of the LA Clippers (don’t know where that nigga play now but he was shyt on the Clippers, shout outs to Darius Miles too )…What happened to that one Brandy?
or the random fukk niggs you suck and buck in LA?
Just take the pity stfu ring and fade to black kay? Smh idiot.
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YOU my dear are clearly not a stan
Theres this borderline retard broad that’s a neighbor in my friends apt complex in MD…that bish had keloids on her face n shyt and has a daughter…
She fakes seizures and only has to pay 35 dollars for rent. Well this bish done found her a dirty sprite to fukk with and now has two kids…
She tried to put the homo on to game so he can get his own spot away from his family.
I was
when I heard this story
@Gigi….sounds like you can’t stand Brandy..lol..Sooooooo I’m guessing you’re not one who subscribes to the fact that ‘Brandy is THE BEST vocalist in the R&B game?’
I COULD NEVER BE SO LUCKY, MY ARSE JUST GOT TIRED OF APPLYING FOR WELFARE BACK IN THE DAY A BISH WAS ALWAYS .99 CENTS OVER THE INCOME GUIDELINES
…they tambout I made TOO MUCH UNEMPLOYMENT.
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Cosign this shat too. When I got laid off I was soooo fuggin happy…I just KNEW I was about to qualify. Had my fat azz mouth ready for some fuggin steaks and shat
What part of the game is THAT shat? Took my azz home and logged in and started my job search!
Not only have NY Knicks baller Amar’e Stoudemire and long time girlfriend Alexis Welch gotten married recently, but now they’re expecting their FOURTH child
I feel ya on that coming up in my house shiat. Cause My husband and I are all about that “dont step foot on my property” life. Police, agents, hunters, robbers, muts…. you betta read that sign in our yard…. THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY
WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR HEALTH CARE, RENT, AND FOOD PAID FOR, THAT 25K IS SOLELY FOR EXTRAS!?!?!
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This must be where the cost of living is higher? In FL making 25k, you wouldnt be getting rent at $0 plus food and health
Intense
but they don’t want to go to the show or nothing
I couldn’t do it. Now the healthcare 
chit I just might
Section 8 laws/rules whatever def need restructuring, especially in GA. Your rent is already nothing. You could pay it with loose change found in the couch, but like someone mentioned above, stop working and your rent is $0. A lot of this stuff is NOT in the hood either. SMH
VDot says:
You got pics?
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I never did! And she came over a few times too! SMH…
@Intense: That’s why i’m
at these stories cuz NYS is a beast when they give out assistance…
Shyt I was on the unemployment and I had to travel ALL the way from MD to their office to show em my logs…It was some bullchit I wrote but they cut mah shyt off and I needed to eat
Miany says:
@Gigi….sounds like you can’t stand Brandy..lol..Sooooooo I’m guessing you’re not one who subscribes to the fact that ‘Brandy is THE BEST vocalist in the R&B game?’
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Walking up to you to feel your head to see if its hot. I like Brandy and I love her music but vocally, she aint no where near the baddest..and I put that on Ciara
but who wants that acting life though…sounds like too much hassle to pretend you’re poor(er) that what you are
@whodat
WHATCHU SAY NOW, READY FOR SOME STEAKS AND SHIAT AND GOT DENIED-TRUST ME BEEN THERE, MAD AS FUG TOO, LOOKING AT THEM BISHES LIKE THIS BISH GOT ON GUCCI AND LV AND HER AND HER CRUMB SNATCHERS EATING GOOD, LIVING THE LIFE, SHIAT HIT ME OFF FOR AT LEAST 90 DAYS
Trying to prevent from leaving early..
Gigi that post has me like
is the sprite gay?
@Sam…re: your zodiac question…here’s somethin just for kicks!
Signs Of The Zodiac
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are weird. Stop talking to yourself.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) – You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general a**hole.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) – You are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You too are a jerk.
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) – You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. Guess what? You are.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) – You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) – You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a damn. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) – You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you’re an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and spend most of their lives kissing mirrors.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) – You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) – You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) – The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b*tch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) – You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius’ are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) – You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a scary coward. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Miany, best vocalist my ass!
Sam says:
Cuz The Baby Deedee is still living in the home but they want the food stamps and money. Iknow someone who lives in gov housing, pay $50 month rent, gets foodstamps and the father of her 4 is living with them…
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so they don’t come check out your housing when living in government housing When I was younger my aunt would take all my uncle’s stuff off the dresser and chit and hide cause they did inspections
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Yes ma’am I they still do inspections. They don’t do surprise inspections though…If they did alot of folks would be surprised they out on the streets for real!
@Sam Hey this should workout. I know that Sagg’s are really outgoing and seek adventure. You probaly hate being bored and Aries are the same way. If you hook up or already have and it gets serious, you might scare each other a bit for how well it’s working out and become afraid of the commitment because you both may think that it will impose on your freedom. But it should work because you both should enjoy the same things during your free time. You’re both what you call Fire signs so this should be a “hot” match!
She fakes seizures and only has to pay 35 dollars for rent. Well this bish done found her a dirty sprite to fukk with and now has two kids…
She tried to put the homo on to game so he can get his own spot away from his family.
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She wanted the homo to fake seizures? Impregnante her? Impregnate someone else? I’m so confused
WTF is wrong with people.
I will say if some of these ragamuffins used their
schemeingclever ways of thinking and focused on some legit chit, they may could make some legal sh*t pop off.NaijaGal says:
Not only have NY Knicks baller Amar’e Stoudemire and long time girlfriend Alexis Welch gotten married recently, but now they’re expecting their FOURTH child
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Congrats to them and :thumpsup: to Alexis for securing her future.
NaijaGal says:
Not only have NY Knicks baller Amar’e Stoudemire and long time girlfriend Alexis Welch gotten married recently, but now they’re expecting their FOURTH child
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Congrats to them and :thumpsup: to Alexis for securing her future.
S/N isnt Sandra the person that always says men are wired to cheat,OR NO?
Keesh says:
Miany says:
@Gigi….sounds like you can’t stand Brandy..lol..Sooooooo I’m guessing you’re not one who subscribes to the fact that ‘Brandy is THE BEST vocalist in the R&B game?’
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Walking up to you to feel your head to see if its hot. I like Brandy and I love her music but vocally, she aint no where near the baddest..and I put that on Ciara
^^^^ Ooooh No!! I don’t even like her voice like that. But…I’ve heard so many people say ” you crazy..that bish is the best in the game!! Check her runs, do you hear those runs???” I just shrug it off…I don’t see what the hype was bout her.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) – You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general a**hole.
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*looks behind shoulder* LIES, FALLACIES & FAIRYTALES
but who wants that acting life though…sounds like too much hassle to pretend you’re poor(er) that what you are
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Shyt Shequanna and em love it…two bedroom and the dirty mattress that Daquan gets to sleep on..its heaven…
They can use the 25 dollas he throws her after she give him some bomb ass head for a #6 in 20 inches for the club on Saturday
And don’t forget the child care vouchers as well
@ naija and Gigi
YEP NY IS NO JOKE AND IT’S NOT WORTH THE HASSLE OF LYING AND CONNING TO BE UP UNDER THE MICROSCOPE EITHER-THESE MOFOS ARE CO-DEPENDENT AND REPEATING GENERATIONS OF WELFARE IN THEIR FAMILIES, IT’S SUPPOSE TO BE TEMPORARY NOT PERMANENT, FOLKS SHOULD USE THE SYSTEM TO GET AHEAD, NOT GET BY
The majority of Sagittarius’ are drunks
ummm diva 
does this sound accurate 
^^^^
I like social drinker
ohpretty1 says:
Section 8 laws/rules whatever def need restructuring, especially in GA. Your rent is already nothing. You could pay it with loose change found in the couch, but like someone mentioned above, stop working and your rent is $0. A lot of this stuff is NOT in the hood either. SMH
Oh how I wished I could do that!
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No ma’am the hook down here is buying houses and renting them to section 8 its guaranteed money. They living in nice subdivisions 3 and 4 bedroom houses not paying a dime…
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are weird. Stop talking to yourself.
LOL!! MzWhang ur an a.s.s.
Brandy bytch…
STOP IT. NOW You act like we forgot about your “FAKE ASS WEDDING” with ole fat boy who couldn’t stand your ass in the first place…
Then the ENGAGEMENT TO Quentin Richardson of the LA Clippers ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AND that tat she had of HIS FACE that she got changed to a big GREEN blob.
Sitcho azz down ghul.
Well, really the one she had the baby with (the ex gf) should be the one who is responsible to help her. They wanted this baby and all he was trying to do is help. Now he has to pay child support, and the ex gf who was all for this baby gets to walk away free and clear. Thats a shame.
Keesh says:
Walking up to you to feel your head to see if its hot. I like Brandy and I love her music but vocally, she aint no where near the baddest..and I put that on Ciara
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EXTRAS!?!?!
LIVING BELOW YOUR MEANS IS A STRAIGHT HUSTLE FOR SOME-JUST LIKE THE MOFOS IN A NEW PROGRAM EVERY DAMN YEAR BUT NEVER GRADUATE WITH ANY DEGREE OR CERTIFICATION, BUT STAY BALLING WHEN THE SCHOOL SENDS OUT THEIR REFUND CHECK
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Hey, wait…. I did this my first 4 years of college “giggles”
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) – The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b*tch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
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FUGG YOU for this! Shout out to the scorpios!!
Then the ENGAGEMENT TO Quentin Richardson of the LA Clippers
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I forgot she was with ol boy. Whatever happened to them?
Shyt Shequanna and em love it…two bedroom and the dirty mattress that Daquan gets to sleep on..its heaven…
They can use the 25 dollas he throws her after she give him some bomb ass head for a #6 in 20 inches for the club on Saturday
And don’t forget the child care vouchers as well
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She wanted the homo to fake seizures? Impregnante her? Impregnate someone else? I’m so confused WTF is wrong with people.
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I said the same thing…you proud to be living off Uncle Sam? You have nothing to show for yourself but you wanna hip someone else off to the game.
The way the GOP is playing..there’s gonna be a lot of homeless folk cuz they ain’t with the handouts anymore..them niggs are gonna have to WORK for em.
Your rent is already nothing.
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If your income is “nothing” yeah, but if you even make 200/bi weekly…you paying rent. Yes that’s nothing to us but it’s something in relation to their income.
Were all eligible to apply for Section 8. It’s your income that determines what amount you receive. You could have a too high income and still “qualify” (felonies are the only thing that really disqualifies you). You’d be on the program and rolls and have to follow their rules (inspections, etc.)..but yeah you will be paying rent in relation to your income. If you lose your income, since you are on the program, your rent is then nothing…because you have nothing.
I have no qualms with Section 8/HUD. Their employees are another thing tho.
@ Shaun……I just tried to text you. Can you reply please?
NaijaGal says:
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) – You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general a**hole.
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*looks behind shoulder* LIES, FALLACIES & FAIRYTALES
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Lies lies and mo lies!!! I’m full of CONFIDENCE always!
But beautiful “freaky” ass girls, thats another story..
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You flatter yourself
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) – You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
<—-Clean bill of health from the docta! I am a one man woman who is only a heaux mentally! Thought about cheating… been reallll close to cheating(piano teacher 
)… neva cheated.
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WAAAAAIIIITTTAAMINUTE!!!!!!
Im shocked the GaTors lost
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@LuVn They got their asses straight whipped. Im embarassed. Really.
Sam says:
The majority of Sagittarius’ are drunks
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I like social drinker ummm diva does this sound accurate
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Not meh!!! Baby I’m a sober confident PISCES!!!!
@keesh
I GOT THOSE REFUND CHECKS TOO BUT MY ARSE ALSO GOT MY DEGREE, NO HARM NO FOUL, THOSE ARE THE PERKS OF THE GAME
BUT TO NOT GRADUATE EVER FROM NARNE PROGRAM, THAT’S WHEN IT’S CRAZY CAUSE ONE DAY, THE GAME WILL END AND YOU ARSE AINT GOT NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT~
My friend’s cousin has a NICE 4 bedroom in the ‘burbs. Just her and 1 of her kids (on the app). I don’t know what she pays a month, but I know she’s ALWAYS tripping about paying the light bill which I know she receives assistance for through a church. She gets stamps, disability (yet able-bodied), medicare just for her. Does she work? Nope. Why would she?
I don’t drink and had NO idea I was worthless. The shame!
@WUT: my folks rent out to section 8 cuz its GURANTEED $$
They don’t want to hear the sob story from the non section 8 folk…
But I will say this, trying to kick them bishes out? HELL.
Sam says:
The majority of Sagittarius’ are drunks
^^^^
I like social drinker ummm diva does this sound accurate
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Wait! Who coming up wit dis shait. I dont even drank but I boot legged that shiat all day and night. Got pints of HEnnessey going for the $20.00
@OTB
thanks Oldskool
My other in my head crush didn’t work out he was a pisces it seemed like he wanted me to “chase” him and ion do that *beystankface*
OutsidetheBox says:
What about Sandra and her boos?
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Whew child. I hardly ever see fine ass lesbians either. But beautiful “freaky” ass girls, thats another story..
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What team you playing for OTB?
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) – The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b*tch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
You just cussed your BROTHER out like that? 
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My new boo? That joka is a Scorpio and I told him last NIGHT that I see that hustle “Get Rich Or Die Tryin” mentality in him. He cussed some fuggin body OUT on his phone over some money they owed him due to a lost bet on BASKETBALL. They was on speaker and dude on the line aint say NATHAN. Ended wit aigght I will be there in the morning with your money…He then gets OFF the phone and was like my brother be on that shyt…
Can you reply please?
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I left it in the lab…I have to wait for a key. Whas wrong?
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) – You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
This a GATDAYUM LIE.
I ain’ts no puta, I keeps mah panties CLEAN!
*sitting on my FANGAS and they hurting*
220
OutsidetheBox says:
Your rent is already nothing.
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If your income is “nothing” yeah, but if you even make 200/bi weekly…you paying rent. Yes that’s nothing to us but it’s something in relation to their income.
Were all eligible to apply for Section 8. It’s your income that determines what amount you receive. You could have a too high income and still “qualify” (felonies are the only thing that really disqualifies you). You’d be on the program and rolls and have to follow their rules (inspections, etc.)..but yeah you will be paying rent in relation to your income. If you lose your income, since you are on the program, your rent is then nothing…because you have nothing.
I have no qualms with Section 8/HUD. Their employees are another thing tho.
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Girl not in the GA Cuz a bish tried to apply and the the lady said I made too much to qualify..
Fugg all ya’ll I only drank wine occasionally and I’m not a LUSH!!!! #thats all
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) – You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. Guess what? You are.
Well… umm… TRUE!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Your rent is already nothing.
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If your income is “nothing” yeah, but if you even make 200/bi weekly…you paying rent. Yes that’s nothing to us but it’s something in relation to their income.
Were all eligible to apply for Section 8. It’s your income that determines what amount you receive. You could have a too high income and still “qualify” (felonies are the only thing that really disqualifies you). You’d be on the program and rolls and have to follow their rules (inspections, etc.)..but yeah you will be paying rent in relation to your income. If you lose your income, since you are on the program, your rent is then nothing…because you have nothing.
I have no qualms with Section 8/HUD. Their employees are another thing tho
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Homeowners can not apply for section 8 in the State of TN…. I tried it
Got pints of HEnnessey going for the $20.00
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does this include shipping cause… :thinking
From a previous SR Post:
prynsexxx says:
luVn_liFe… says:
Once again NewBies..I looked high and Low seems someone took off With the welcome Packets
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I keep tellin’ yall that the packets are in that “package” that is being sent to folks homes n’chit. ! LOL
January 3, 2013 at 10:32 am
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I did NOT steal them…this time…
(looks around to see if DTS is in this new post & wonders if she’ll expose me…)
But I will say this, trying to kick them bishes out? HELL
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and boom goes the dynamite…that’s why it’s not worth it to me at all…the ish you gotta do to keep/maintain it is just not worth it to me…truth be told I’ve never seen a long term welfare receiver I’ve ever wanted to emulate
Poverty level @Wut. Its where you are in relation to the poverty level. With the amount of little wuts you have you prolly werent even close if you have a real paying job
It really chaps my hide when you do what you’re SUPPOSED to do (go to college, get a job, work pay bills) and you’re working paying taxes and after mortgage, insurance, car payment, utilities, student loans, buying food and gas and you MIGHT have enough to buy that coach watch that you want but other people get rewarded for sitting on their arse all day and making babies and they get free housing, health insurance, free daycare and FOOD, and dont have to work for it..
YET, my taxes go up 2% to help take care of these people.. NO OFFENSE to anyone who receives these benefits b/c I understand there are people that genuinely need the assistance but majority of people on the system are just… lazy.. #FACT! I have a Social Work degree and left the public sector ASAP—
Carry on.
@ Shaun…Nothing’s wrong had a question.
I know your phone acts a fewl sometimes so, I just asked you to check it.
All Libras die of venereal disease.
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Now, run dat shiat back by me again!!!
luvin what’s the matter
LMAO sounding like them white folks who own 100acre farms and get food stamps.
I know with HUD or Public housing they go based off your income.. Here in Virginia if you make lets say 25 to 30 thousand a year with One or two kids and u apply for section 8 they will shut you azz down real quick.
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) – You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. Guess what? You are.
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A hard head makes for a soft azz
Here comes Da Bull Here comes Da Bull
DMX made that song for meh and all the ova Bullheaded folks.
NAIJAGAL’S REMIXED NEWBIE PACKET
MALE/FEMALE:
AGE:
LOCATION:
FAVORITE POSITION:
SWALLOW/SPIT:
SINGLE OR CHAINED:
STRAIGHT/GAY/BOTH:
DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS:
DO YOU LICK ASS:
Caramel Cutie says:
It really chaps my hide when you do what you’re SUPPOSED to do (go to college, get a job, work pay bills) and you’re working paying taxes and after mortgage, insurance, car payment, utilities, student loans, buying food and gas and you MIGHT have enough to buy that coach watch that you want but other people get rewarded for sitting on their arse all day and making babies and they get free housing, health insurance, free daycare and FOOD, and dont have to work for it..
YET, my taxes go up 2% to help take care of these people.. NO OFFENSE to anyone who receives these benefits b/c I understand there are people that genuinely need the assistance but majority of people on the system are just… lazy.. #FACT! I have a Social Work degree and left the public sector ASAP—
Carry on.
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Thanks for your support!!! My suggestion to you…. Get a Hustle….that is all
LMAO sounding like them white folks who own 100acre farms and get food stamps
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white farmers…biggest welfare recipients out there, then contractors
@Sam
You and a Pisces man won’t work too well. Pisces are water signs and water will put out your fire. Pisces are really laid back and are the last sign of the zodiac so they are the old souls. Where as you may like fun and excitement, he may want to chill out at home most of the time. He probably didn’t want you to chase him per say but they can be very insecure so you would have had to break your ass to prove to him that you actually really like him and you would have tired of that QUICK!
@Sam . .
Nothing Really,SR is a trip!
Who Dat says:
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) – You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. Guess what? You are.
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A hard head makes for a soft azz
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My mama favorite saying!!!!! I was hard headed as hell!!!!!
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
GAY DUDES IN THE HOOD WHO CAN’T AFFORD TO ADOPT BE TRYING TO GET SOME RANDOM CHICK TO GET PREGNANT AND HAND OVER THE BABY, SO THEY CAN MANUFACTURE A FAMILY-SERIOUSLY THIS ISH IS HAPPENING ON THE REGULAR
THEY GET MAD CAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR THAT TRIFE SHIAT-I SWEAR SOME FOLKS ARE DELUSIONAL~
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WOW, this is the first I’ve heard about this ratchet practice
No words for this.
They was on speaker and dude on the line aint say NATHAN. Ended wit aigght I will be there in the morning with your money…He then gets OFF the phone and was like my brother be on that shyt… You just cussed your BROTHER out like that?
^^^ I’m a scorpio as well, sounds like me…Sounds like the brother stayed quiet cuz he know ur boo don’t play bout money….He probably got off the phone and said something matter of factly like “he shouldn’t have bet if he didn’t wanna pay” If he is like me he probably has a really good heart masked by a tough demeanor.
You’re welcome! Long as I keep working, others can keep living!
truth be told I’ve never seen a long term welfare receiver I’ve ever wanted to emulate
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Thank you. Thats why I dont understand all the disdain towards the receipients. They can have it.
And really the taxes are pennies on our dollars…and if the money were not going there, youd be buying pet projects for your senator’s closest allies and supporters so..
Welfare seems to get blamed on b!tches cause b!tches have the chirrens I guess, but that is not all that entails this country “welfare”. Try to tell my gma to give back her check..
Social Work
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a very emotional job
@Caramel…no lie I tried to get a nice spot in this new building that opened in DC..perfect location..nice one bedroom…I filled the app out and these mo’fukkas told me that I had to have a kid in relation to my income to qualify for that spot.
I was beyond pissed off and disgusted. So to live in a bomb ass one bedroom I had to have a bastard child and be living off some form of govt assistance essentially.
I was too through. That building is now run down. I hope it was worth it for those who invested in it
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are weird. Stop talking to yourself
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WHAT IN THE HELL!! STUPID AND LIE!! OH NO THIS IS SOME SHIAT HERE, SOMEBODY’S GOT IT ALL WRONG MZ WHANG??YOU’S GOT SOME XPLAINING TO DO
“Girl not in the GA Cuz a bish tried to apply and the the lady said I made too much to qualify..”
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Exactly, not in GA. But let you QUIT work, they may roll out the red carpet.
@OTB – Here, I know too many that are hard-working and fell on bad times and were simply rejected. Then, I know too many who really don’t need it and are getting over, few that were helped. I’m searching for a ‘happy’ medium is all. I vote for restructuring the program. Gov. Deal has started with food stamps. Baby steps I guess.
:Wonders what Sam’s zodiac sign is:
Here in Virginia if you make lets say 25 to 30 thousand a year with One or two kids and u apply for section 8 they will shut you azz down real quick
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Right because federal poverty levels say you should be able to make it. Not that I agree. I think min wage went up some plaaces and I was still like who the fukk how the fukk you LIVE offa that
like *8.15/hr 
Oldskool71 says:
@Sam You and a Pisces man won’t work too well. Pisces are water signs and water will put out your fire. Pisces are really laid back and are the last sign of the zodiac so they are the old souls. Where as you may like fun and excitement, he may want to chill out at home most of the time. He probably didn’t want you to chase him per say but they can be very insecure so you would have had to break your ass to prove to him that you actually really like him and you would have tired of that QUICK!
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This might also be accurate for a Pisces woman
And no disdain here for the recipients, just the abusers in the way of those really in need.
Get a Hustle….that is all
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Like my sister in law said: You best learn how to braid some hair, draw a picture, keep some kids at night…SOMETHING.
but they can be very insecure so you would have had to break your ass to prove to him that you actually really like him and you would have tired of that QUICK!
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AW hell naw nope
i got other chit to do tuday <—- my katt williams voice
seriously if he was worth it I probably would have but I really don't have the time and I have an extremely hard time dealing with insecure people they are the worst
ACE!
So to live in a bomb ass one bedroom I had to have a bastard child and be living off some form of govt assistance essentially.
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Coulda had a wed-locked child too but bastard fits better I guess.
OutsidetheBox says:
Well @Keesh I hope not. The program aint for homeowners!!!
LMAO sounding like them white folks who own 100acre farms and get food stamps.
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Gurrlll my simple azz flew down there when I saw on the news that they were going to accept 350 applicants for section 8
Honey, my ignant azz was going to put my house on section 8 and not have to pay my mortgage
Diva says:
Fugg all ya’ll I only drank wine occasionally and I’m not a LUSH!!!! #thats all
NaijaGal says:
Oldskool71 says:
@Sam You and a Pisces man won’t work too well. Pisces are water signs and water will put out your fire. Pisces are really laid back and are the last sign of the zodiac so they are the old souls. Where as you may like fun and excitement, he may want to chill out at home most of the time. He probably didn’t want you to chase him per say but they can be very insecure so you would have had to break your ass to prove to him that you actually really like him and you would have tired of that QUICK!
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somewhat but the insecure part!!! *scratches head*
@Errybody… just wanted y’all 2 smile 2day!!
Blog hug
@ kingstonn – I need you to change that gravi back to the one with you lying on the floor looking at me!
@Who Dat I bet that Scorpio of yours is a beast in the bedroom
And Diva…you’s a Pisces; we drink; that’s just what we do
Most Libra women are whores.
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Then mother fawking
nothing worse then having your mouth all ready for some good food and the chit is just plain nasty…ordered some wingstop wings and that chit was beyond salty…fcuked up my whole day #YouDontCareButIDo
@Kingstonn you heard from Paulette? She west side yet? *W sign*
279 Who Dat says:
Get a Hustle….that is all
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Like my sister in law said: You best learn how to braid some hair, draw a picture, keep some kids at night…SOMETHING
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Im here to tell ya Dub
Hey to all my peepah
somewhat but the insecure part!!! *scratches head*
j/p
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oh you don’t notice cause of all that drinking you do
Miany says:
Diva says:
Fugg all ya’ll I only drank wine occasionally and I’m not a LUSH!!!! #thats all
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@ Shaun…Spoke to her briefly earlier. Don’t know where she was though.
Coulda had a wed-locked child too but bastard fits better I guess.
like damn thanks for being real 
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Nope..ole buddy was talking like I had to have a dead beat baby father and $$ money from the govt to qualify…I was too through..my ass was
Dimpz I’mma sag
<—- really my kenya swirl
Like my sister in law said: You best learn how to braid some hair, draw a picture, keep some kids at night…SOMETHING.
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@Diva Yep, some traits for women are not necessarily the same for the men. You ever met a Pisces man?
NaijaGal says:
nothing worse then having your mouth all ready for some good food and the chit is just plain nasty…ordered some wingstop wings and that chit was beyond salty…fcuked up my whole day #YouDontCareButIDo
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I do Naiji..F**k dem wangs and da b**ches dat made em… in my Phara Funeral voice
NaijaGal says:
somewhat but the insecure part!!! *scratches head*
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oh you don’t notice cause of all that drinking you do j/p
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stop that guhl!!!! I done told ya’ll
:Looks @ phone, sees no messages: You ain’t THAT bored!
Honey, my ignant azz was going to put my house on section 8 and not have to pay my mortgage
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And for the record…Libra women are not whores as in “sell our poo-seh”…we are whores in the bedroom
Sam says:
Dimpz I’mma sag
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Im a Sag too
Oldskool71 says:
@Diva Yep, some traits for women are not necessarily the same for the men. You ever met a Pisces man?
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never ever involved with one!
@ Oprah
i was trying to be like Derek J.
@ otb
she just told me happy new year but that’s it.
i hope she’s okay…
MzDimplez1123 says:
:Looks @ phone, sees no messages: You ain’t THAT bored!
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See what had happen was…
And no disdain here for the recipients, just the abusers in the way of those really in need.
BUT I’VE ALWAYS SAID IF THEY ELIMINATED WELFARE TODAY IT’S NOT LIKE ANY OF OUR ARSES ARE GOING TO BE ISSUED A REFUND CHECK OF ANY SORTS IN REGARDS TO THE MONEY THE GOV’T WILL SAVE, THE SAME AMOUNT WILL COME OUT OF OUR CHECKS FOR TAXES BECAUSE THEY WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO TAX OUR ARSES AND USE IT FOR SOMETHING ANY HOW
So a Sag shouldn’t be with a Pisces? Learn something new everyday. *glares at my horoscope knowing friend that didn’t share that with me*
Oldskool71 says:
Hey there Coco!
@Who Dat I bet that Scorpio of yours is a beast in the bedroom
And Diva…you’s a Pisces; we drink; that’s just what we do
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We do………..but we ain’t never lushes though!
to all you thorns Ima push yall into to hell
Right because federal poverty levels say you should be able to make it. Not that I agree. I think min wage went up some plaaces and I was still like who the fukk how the fukk you LIVE offa that like *8.15/hr
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you cant make it on your own making that much an hour
not with the high price of living. You will need a sugar daddy there to pay your rent just to make ends meet.
thanks for being real
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He aint chit.
Fed/HUD subsidies…he was suppossed to give you listing of other housing and all. 
You was speaking correct English and chit? You cant be doing that boo. Use gotta use what you got, till you get what you want. 
And for the record…Libra women are not whores as in “sell our poo-seh”…we are whores in the bedroom
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NaijaGal says:
Social Work
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a very emotional job
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You said a mouthful. One of the good things about it is you can move around and not get burned out on one area. But the Child Protective services is one I can our could never put my finger on. In college they made us take a special course for this and lawd… I dont see how they do it.
@Dimpz I wouldn’t say never because I myself am willing to trying anything once…BUT…in regards to relationships, a Pisces would quickly bore their Sagg partner
I interned at housing for 7 months. But I could never stay
. Same reasons I knew I couldnt teach. Im really not one for public interactions.
Keesh
you are a blessing in disguise huh
@ OldSkool..I got what you were saying.
Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:
Right because federal poverty levels say you should be able to make it. Not that I agree. I think min wage went up some plaaces and I was still like who the fukk how the fukk you LIVE offa that like *8.15/hr
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you cant make it on your own making that much an hour not with the high price of living. You will need a sugar daddy there to pay your rent just to make ends meet.
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You dont need no damn sugar daddy…. Get you a hustle dammit!!
Sam says:
Keesh
you are a blessing in disguise huh
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How you know?
*glares at my horoscope knowing friend that didn’t share that with me*
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Because.. I think those are more…personal. Seems like its been working fine to me.
Social Work is VERY emotional. I had to quit. People felt “entitled” to Government benefits and most of the people I encountered were rude and I was there to “help” them. The felt like they are obligated to receive something for nothing. NOT ALL of them but most.
My theory is that those programs are designed to keep those people where so they can’t do better for themselves.
@ Gigi, Yep that’s how it is now. I’m sorry you didn’t get the apartment but you dodged a bullet. Consider yourself lucky. I’m sure you found something equally as nice.
MzDimplez1123 says:
So a Sag shouldn’t be with a Pisces?
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Keesh that’s what all sag’s are
*side note and I will get off my pegasus* people are very familiar with their sun sign which is what sign the sun was in at their birth but they don’t realize that their moon sign can be a factor as well (the sign the moon was in at birth) So for example, if you are a Leo and aren’t gregarious, and outgoing, your personality may be more of whatever your moon sign is
Oldskool
I just checked my moon sign is Aries now what does that mean
<–IONO what the hell my moon sign is.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) – You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a damn. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Well DAMN
why i gots to be all dat..dis ish right here dis sum BULL..whoever wrote this kill yo self 
just jump
I think mine is Aries too.
@Sam I say this should be a GREAT match…your moon sign is the same as his sun sign PLUS your sun is a ideal match for his sun…give this one a fair shot because everything in the stars say this should work!!!
Dimpz you have to know the time of your birth google has a calculator for it
@Dimpz Google Moon sign calculator…you should be able to put in your date of birth, the location of where you were born and the time…don’t worry if you aren’t sure what time your were born; you can use 12pm as a default time.
oldskool
that’s what I’m kind’ve scared of…. I’m feelin what you said uptop
I’s ain’t ready 
@Sam Don’t be scurred…this is a REALLY good thing!!! Take your time with it and let it all build up the way it’s supposed to. I can guarantee he is feeling the exact same thing and probaly done gone over it with his boys!
OldSkool,
In six months I’mma be after you if this don’t work
Imma be like “you had told me that…” 
j/k
I haven’t been lookin but I’ve always read that sag and aries are a good match and I never known one. We’ve been talking since the end of november. I just asked him today what was his sign and he said aries I got a little excited
Sam
Yep, if it don’t work out come afta me
But seriously, this really should work out well. Don’t tell him about the sign stuff though cause some dudes get funny about it; like you trying to size them up or something. 
But yeah, I’m heavily into astrology and it’s a whole lot more to it than just the daily horoscope mess you read in the paper or online so if you ever have any questions about it just holla and I do expect you to keep me updated…to either boost my ego or shoot it to hell just kiddin 