Ochocinco is not broke

Chad Johnson

Unemployed NFL player Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson is far from broke. The out of work reality TV star detailed his current financial situation in court documents filed as part of his ongoing child support case in Miami.

Johnson has a spotty employment history. His professional problems stem from his inability to control his big mouth, rather than his skills on the field.

Johnson, 34, was waived by the Cincinnati Bengals in 2011 — after spending 10 years with the ball club. Then the Patriots showed him the door after acquiring him in July 2011. Earlier this year, the Miami Dolphins took a chance on Johnson after the Pats cut him loose.

But the Dolphins quickly realized their mistake and gave him the boot one day after he was arrested for going off-script and head-butting his “wife” Evelyn Lozada.

Despite all of his vocational (and relationship) problems, Johnson is still flush with cash (if we are to believe the court documents).

In the documents, Johnson claims he subsists on a healthy income of $66,104.66 a month from sponsorships, handouts from sports groupies, selling his autographs, “self-employment, partnerships, and/or independent contracts.”

Johnson also claims more than $1.28 million in real estate assets, $600,000 in cars, $75,000 worth of furniture, $40,000 in jewelry … and practically NO DEBT, according to docs obtained by TMZ.

As for expenses, he shells out over $16,000 a month in child support (for his first baby mama); $5,000 monthly on entertainment (strippers, etc.); $3,500 on clothes, $1,000 on pet expenses and $250 on personal “grooming” [manicures and pedicures].

This is good news to groupies and strippers who thought Johnson was a waste of a lap dance.


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    157 Responses to “Ochocinco is not broke”

    1. 1
      luVn_liFe... says:

      *BeyStankFace*
      EviliNa looks stank in that jumpsuit

    2. 2
      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @Lunvlife – yeah, what’s up with that get up.

      Well that’s good to hear that he’s not broke.

    3. 3
      cougar lover says:

      lmao at “handouts from groupies”

    4. 4
      Betamax82 says:

      Well I guess Evelyn can wipe the sweat from her brow now :tea:

    5. 5
      goat76 says:

      Could’ve have done better Ocho.

    6. 6
      ysoserious says:

      I kinda like Chad despite his ego.

    7. 7

      What kind of jumpsuit :eek:

    8. 8
    9. 9
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      SR – you and these PICS! I wonder where this was tahen.

    10. 10

      Evelyn is built to take a plowing!

    11. 11
      Such A F'n Lady says:

      Hmph. Ok. :coffee:

    12. 12

      That yt girl lookin at Evelyn’s azz like she want a small quick taste of it!
      :thumbsup:

    13. 13
      Such A F'n Lady says:

      goat76 says:

      Could’ve have done better Ocho.
      _____________________________________

      Who Evilyn? :blink: With her stank azz attitude? :huh:

    14. 14
      NaijaGal says:

      :yawn: and his pension is nice too I’m sure

    15. 15

      This is good news to groupies and strippers who thought Johnson was a waste of a lap dance.
      ——————-

      :rofl:

    16. 16
      BoogieNites says:

      :yawn:

      ev lookn like the opening act for cirque du soleil in that gettup. i hate them damn catsuit thingies. :cuss:

    17. 17
      Ty says:

      WHy did he school his boy Terrell :think:

    18. 18
      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      Have a baby by him and become a millionaire….How many kids he got. When it pays to trick….

    19. 19
      MissHarlem says:

      :shrug: good for him he’s a grown man and should be responsible about his funds so good for him :eyeroll:

    20. 20
      iyonah says:

      Lol… So when is the show with him and Ev coming back on?

    21. 21
      ysoserious says:

      @MAN

      Finally decided to show your face, huh? I got a fresh Sharpie to fill in the hairline for you. Since I’m still tryna be sht.

    22. 22
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I know that marriage was doomed if thats what Evelyn wore after the ceremony. :smack:

    23. 23
      goat76 says:

      Such A F’n Lady says:

      goat76 says:

      Could’ve have done better Ocho.
      _____________________________________

      Who Evilyn? :blink: With her stank azz attitude?
      —————————————–
      No Chad.
      When I become rich, I’m going no further than the SandraRose fam to hand pick my wife.

    24. 24
      BoogieNites says:

      ev body :sick: yo.

    25. 25
      Unshakable says:

      Given that it wasn’t my money to begin with, am I supposed to jump for joy at this news? I mean, in this day and age, I’m doing good to buy a Chico Stick and a pack of Now-n-Laters. :yes:

      Oh wait…..this is 2013…..Sandrita’s roses are trying to be better in the New Year. :rofl:

    26. 26
      Ty says:

      *didnt*

    27. 27
      Nakeya_j says:

      I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?

    28. 28
      Nakeya_j says:

      *and

    29. 29
      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      Her catsuit looks like the upgraded version from Fredricks of Hollywood catsuit. iono like it..it don’t look comfortable.

      :offtopic: In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.

    30. 30
      Who Dat says:

      Oh Ev threw out her Body Magic too?

      I aint know. :shrug:

      Gone head ghul.

      Let that FUPA hang free.

    31. 31
      Ty says:

      BoogieNites says:

      ev lookn like the opening act for cirque du soleil in that gettup. i hate them damn catsuit thingies.
      ____________________
      Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice :coffee:

    32. 32
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      @ OTB – now, how long were you thinking about a VCH? Interesting!

    33. 33
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Im unreasonable. The white girl need her shoes on at my wedding. And she needs a better dress. And a hairdo. No white hair at my wedding.

      The only ppl who i would let stand beside me in photos live thousands of miles away. I mean besides the groom…who I dont have…yet. :(

    34. 34
      ysoserious says:

      @GOAT

      Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.

    35. 35
      Pickachu Tran says:

      what in the tina turner catsuit camel toe heyul DOES THAT BISH GOT ON? :blink:

    36. 36

      @NAIJA
      “and his pension is nice too I’m sure”
      _________

      They can’t collect pension until they are 55 yrs old.

    37. 37

      Nakeya_j says:

      I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?

      ______________________________

      Of course he’s not broke :tea:

    38. 38
      Such A F'n Lady says:

      goat76 says:

      When I become rich, I’m going no further than the SandraRose fam to hand pick my wife.

      _________________________________________________

      Oh REALLY now? *primping hair* Let me know when that happens.

      I kid, I kid….maybe

    39. 39
      datsmdubya2u says:

      He needs to be tryin to hide some of them funds..dese broads is takin note!

    40. 40
      sassyshe says:

      Good for him hopefully he can conserve and dont be like his boy 2 years from now

    41. 41

      She looks so stupid :huh:

      AND ummmmerummmmm, he should have some money! :smack:

    42. 42
      Shay_OH says:

      Shay_OH says:

      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Shay_OH – who is that in your gravi?
      _______________

      LOL – That’s me in the 80?s. I was trying to find one of me with my Michael Jackson Thiller jacket on, but couldn’t locate one, so the next best thing I could find was one with my with my big azz hair posing in front of a fan, which was the 2nd most popular prop, just behind the big, bamboo chair.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I love it Shay!! WERKKK hunty!!! I wish I could maximize that photo!
      __________________________

      Someone (I can’t recall who offhand) said I looked like Bunny DeBarge or one of the lost Jacksons!!!

      @ Jenie – thanks hun!

    43. 43
      BoogieNites says:

      In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.

      ************************
      nope. thas the crotch area of ev’s catsuit.

      #scratchandsniff

    44. 44
      ysoserious says:

      @TY

      Groupies on Ice? I am unable.

    45. 45
      The Pearl! says:

      I had to do a triple take at that nasty a$$ed jumpsuit….it looks like it’s cutting off all circulation in her nether region. Nasty!

    46. 46
      Nakeya_j says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?

      ______________________________

      Of course he’s not broke
      —–
      See that’s the thing, I never thought he was broke, but ppl were talking like he was. I never understand when ball players (basketball and football) go broke. What is it that they do with all the money?! Like Terell Owens for example.

    47. 47
      NaijaGal says:

      I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had

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      Nakeya_j says:

      BoogieNites says:

      In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.
      ——
      OMG neither does one of my co-workers. At first I thought someone had nasty smelling food, but nope, it’s her. smh.

    49. 49
      OutsidetheBox says:

      @OB about a year. I just wanted the decor..I became more interested in the other aspects later.

    50. 50
      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      I mean besides the groom…who I dont have…yet

      _____________
      One day your BOAZ is getting ready for you, as you prepare for him. SOON!

    51. 51
      Pickachu Tran says:

      Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice
      ***************************

      :ghost: I just CAN’T wit ya’ll :hahaha:

    52. 52
      JMO says:

      “Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.”

      :yes:

    53. 53
      NaijaGal says:

      See that’s the thing, I never thought he was broke, but ppl were talking like he was. I never understand when ball players (basketball and football) go broke. What is it that they do with all the money?! Like Terell Owens for example.
      ========================
      they buy depreciable ish…they spend millions on houses and forget they have to pay at least 6 figure taxes EVERY year…they trick off on their groupies and entourages…watch 30 for 30 BROKE to get some insight

    54. 54
      Shay_OH says:

      Welp, I’m off to do some work, since they payin’ me and all….I will check in later! :peace:

    55. 55

      @NAIJA
      “I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had”
      _________

      A commitment ceremony?

    56. 56
      BoogieNites says:

      Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice -Ty

      and

      No white hair at my wedding. -OTB

      **************************
      effn azzholes. and still aint shyt. :rofl:

    57. 57
      VDot says:

      :blink:

      Does this heffa have on a white catsuit?! FUPA?

    58. 58
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had

      ________________________

      My dream. :heart: I want to do a registry. I need to furnish his house and mine..

    59. 59

      This post is boring be back later :bye:

    60. 60
      NaijaGal says:

      @SHAY – your gravi puts me in the mood to listen to Centipede :danban:

    61. 61
      prynsexxx says:

      In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.
      _____________________________

      Define “does not smell fresh”…..as in:

      Fish
      Vaginitis
      Open sore
      liver and onions aka left on too long menstrual napkin
      mothballs
      aged cheese

      What? :shrug:

    62. 62
      coco creamy says:

      Ty says:

      WHy did he school his boy Terrell
      ______________________________________________

      T.O ain’t broke he just broke on GOV Paper….. yean hear if from me :coffee:

    63. 63

      @YSO
      “Finally decided to show your face, huh? I got a fresh Sharpie to fill in the hairline for you. Since I’m still tryna be sht.”
      __________

      Line is perfect… and quit being so thirsty. SMH.

    64. 64
      Nakeya_j says:

      they buy depreciable ish…they spend millions on houses and forget they have to pay at least 6 figure taxes EVERY year…they trick off on their groupies and entourages…watch 30 for 30 BROKE to get some insight
      —–
      I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*

    65. 65
      OutsidetheBox says:

      One day your BOAZ is getting ready for you, as you prepare for him. SOON.
      _______________________

      And imma be his Ruth. :love:

    66. 66
      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      NaijaGal – You can have one, like Junita Bynum did for her birthday. She wore the dress and the whole NINE!

    67. 67
      NaijaGal says:

      A commitment ceremony?
      ==================
      :lol: nope, a wedding

    68. 68

      Why we need to know he’s not broke? :lol: I figured he still had some type of income rolling around being that he still acts the way he does. Good luck to the both of them. :waves:

      Just dropping in to say hi I gots work to do… :mad:

    69. 69
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Shay_OH says:

      Someone (I can’t recall who offhand) said I looked like Bunny DeBarge or one of the lost Jacksons!!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Bunny DeBarge!! YESS!

    70. 70
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fish
      Vaginitis
      Open sore
      liver and onions aka left on too long menstrual napkin
      mothballs
      aged cheese

      _________________

      My mouth just kinda feel to the floor… :lol:

    71. 71
      NaijaGal says:

      I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*
      =========================
      apparently they do but try telling a 22 yr old with millions of dollars at his disposal what to do with his money

    72. 72
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Line is perfect… and quit being so thirsty. SMH.
      __________________________________________

      Laughing my motherfukking ass AWF!! :rofl: :rofl:

    73. 73
      Who Dat says:

      FUPA?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Fat
      Upper
      Puss-cee
      Area

      FUPA…that lil kangaroo pocket. Most women hide theirs in a Body Magic, girdles, spanx…(insert apparatus here)…Nothing wrong wit it but how you gonna getcho tiddays fixed…nevermind.

    74. 74
      prynsexxx says:

      Ewww at that perv/ceremony crasher standing off to the right. Isn’t he suppose to be standing at the carving station or some chit?

    75. 75
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      @OB about a year. I just wanted the decor..I became more interested in the other aspects later.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Is it just a silver barbell? How long does it take to heal? Was it painful?? So many questions!

    76. 76
      Pickachu Tran says:

      Besides Ev’s Gay Pride Parade Catsuit..who cares?? do you think Ev would have went back to a broke Chad?? NO she wouldn’t of.

    77. 77
      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @OTB – When I started doing my registry, I found my cousins (registry) on THEKNOT she ain’t even engaged. SMH

      @ Pry AGED CHEESE, FUNKy BOOTAY

    78. 78
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Razzy :hi:

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      free says:

      that catsuit is gonna need tide, all, arm and hammer, gain, oxyclean, and purex in the betweenyuns area.

    80. 80
      twerkthat says:

      why would he be broke :yawn:

    81. 81
      Kinky4Agirl says:

      If he has money like that, it’s time to stop the madness/groupies/evelyn, and get on the ball. Get a good paying job and stop trying to be bout it and just be about it.

    82. 82
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ewww at that perv/ceremony crasher standing off to the right. Isn’t he suppose to be standing at the carving station or some chit?

      _____________________________________

      :lol: I was thinking that was somebody’s Uncle “Chester”. :eek: Everybody got one..

    83. 83
      BoogieNites says:

      did ev go back to toine? :no: so ummmm, duh, at ocho not being broke.

    84. 84
      Who Dat says:

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.

    85. 85
      prynsexxx says:

      Who Dat says:

      FUPA…that lil kangaroo pocket
      ______________________

      Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.

    86. 86
      Nakeya_j says:

      NaijaGal says:

      I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*
      =========================
      apparently they do but try telling a 22 yr old with millions of dollars at his disposal what to do with his money
      ——
      True but damn. Maybe they should have a mandority class, or something to teach them what to do with the money so they won’t end up broke as hell when it’s all over. Shoot, invest or something. I don’t know. :shrug:

    87. 87
      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      @Pry – She just go up and left…Caught drift of Liver and Onions. Really surprised. Will never look at her the same. EVER!

      @OTB – I feel you, asked my girfriend to stand beside me, but Since my life is turning into a fairytale and she looks 10 years older than me. I’m going to tell her that I changed my mind.

      Since, you know I ain’t Shizz, you feel what I’m saying :kona:

    88. 88
      BoogieNites says:

      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
      **************************
      :rofl:

    89. 89

      FUPA :lol: I know a lot of gals who have these and wear the smallest clothes they can….

    90. 90
      NaijaGal says:

      Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures

    91. 91
      PumpkinsMama says:

      Takes a deep breath in….

      Free
      OTB :danban1: (for really gettin pierced)
      Just
      Oprah
      Pryn
      K-Dubb
      Dazzle
      Naija :kiss:
      Coco
      Nakeya
      V-Dot
      Jennnnnnnay :love:
      Boogie
      JMO
      YSO
      Shay
      Man :tea:

    92. 92
      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      I love you KDUB! FUPA :dead: :ghost:

    93. 93
      Who Dat says:

      did ev go back to toine?

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      last I heard he was playing for the Idaho PotatoMakers…

    94. 94
      prynsexxx says:

      Do yall know what their colors were? I :heart: that long purple dress over <—- dere in the backdrop.

      Turquoise and purple for a wedding…. :drool:

    95. 95
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Is it just a silver barbell? Yes. I thinks its a 16mm. A curved barbell tho. Its standard issue at the shop I went to until 6 weeks.

      How long does it take to heal? They say 6-8 weeks in all the paperwork. Real lifers have tols me as little as 2 weeks. Its really depending on your body. The skin is so thin tho that often ppl take their jewelry out and it closes!

      Was it painful?? Nah not really. A big pinch. It hurts more when I bite my tongue! I felt uncomfortable when she screwed the balls on but besides that no problems what so ever.

      So many questions! :lol: Ask away. I had 1000s too.

    96. 96
      NaijaGal says:

      The eight-inch action figures are available on Amazon.com and come “…with tailored clothing, weaponry, and accessories in the likeness of characters played by Foxx, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, James Remar and Christoph Waltz.”

    97. 97
      BoogieNites says:

      :hi: Heyy PM! #HappyMonday :grill:

    98. 98
      Nakeya_j says:

      NaijaGal says:

      Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures
      ——
      Yea I saw that….It may be a little much…

    99. 99
      Who Dat says:

      Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers Lord.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.

      __________________

      Reason 27465835796930855 why I love me some KWALL :wail: :ghost:

    101. 101
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Hey Pumpkin’s Mama!!!!!!!!! :waves:

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      prynsexxx says:

      NaijaGal says:

      Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures
      ___________________________

      The movie was good, but when was the last time somebody bought an action figure? :smack:

    103. 103
      Nakeya_j says:

      NaijaGal says:

      The eight-inch action figures are available on Amazon.com and come “…with tailored clothing, weaponry, and accessories in the likeness of characters played by Foxx, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, James Remar and Christoph Waltz.”

      ——
      Does that include a wip?

    104. 104
      prynsexxx says:

      Who Dat says:

      Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers
      _______________________________

      :rofl:

    105. 105
      Nakeya_j says:

      Hey Hey @PumpkinsMama

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      Who Dat says:

      I love you KDUB! FUPA

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I love you too.

      Its listed on the same site as the term…Mandinga.

      #helpful.

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      prynsexxx says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Does that include a wip?
      ______________________

      :whip:

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      NaijaGal says:

      True but damn. Maybe they should have a mandority class, or something to teach them what to do with the money so they won’t end up broke as hell when it’s all over. Shoot, invest or something. I don’t know.
      ============================
      the league says they do have mandatory classes…but dudes be in there sleep and again a young man with millions of $$, who gone check him

    109. 109
      NaijaGal says:

      PUMKIN :kiss: after luv :hug:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I’m going to tell her that I changed my mind.

      Since, you know I ain’t Shizz, you feel what I’m saying
      _________________________

      *fights the air* :rofl: :rofl: YOU AINT EVAH GONNA BE!

    111. 111
      OutsidetheBox says:

      YNGyp!! :hug: :woot:

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      BoogieNites says:

      So many questions! Ask away. I had 1000s too.

      *************************************
      can u feel your urea right now? or is it numb still? biggest fear wit piercings there or the nipps is that i’ll lose all sensation. :ido: <<– really says i'mma pussy (no pun intended)

    113. 113
      goat76 says:

      ysoserious says:

      @GOAT

      Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.
      ————————————————–
      I’m picking among the Fam. Gonna have a detailed ‘Welcome Packet’ to be entered in the pool of potentials.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hey PM! :wave:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      the league says they do have mandatory classes…but dudes be in there sleep and again a young man with millions of $$, who gone check him

      ——
      Your right…thats sad. But oh well

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      JMO says:

      Who Dat says:

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
      ____________________________________________________

      :hahaha:

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      Oprahs Bunion says:

      @ OTB Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Is this supposed to make your orgasms more intense? And when are you gonna test this out? :hahaha:

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      BoogieNites says:

      Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers Lord.
      ***********
      :crying:

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      JMO says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hey PM! :wave:
      __________________________________________________________________

      *just to clarify* … Thats you Pumpkins Mama

      :wave:

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      Bigbadwolf says:

      What is going on wit Evelyn’s clothes They should not have let her change into that… and what kind of canga line only has 3 people?

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      ysoserious says:

      @NAIJA

      You too can play Django in the privacy of your own home only now you can put the niggas in their proper place.

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      Hershey says:

      :thinking: Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too :coffee:

      #trashyasses

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      Str8tUpMenace says:

      Hershey says:

      :thinking: Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too :coffee:

      #trashyasses
      ____________

      The one that she wore two days in a row??? :lol:

    124. 124
      NaijaGal says:

      now you can put the niggas in their proper place
      ===================
      :rofl: RIGHT!?! wonder if the KKK members will buy them up, you know so they can show their seeds the proper way to handle nigguhs

    125. 125
      Str8tUpMenace says:

      Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile. :no:

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      ysoserious says:

      @GOAT

      I see. I see. If one of the questions is about eating ass, that will narrow down your potentials considerably one way or another.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      can u feel your urea right now? Urea? Have you seen a pic of a vch? There are a couple diff piercings down there…the one I have goes thru the skin of the hood vertically (not thru the little lady in the boat…thru her umbrella :huh: )

      or is it numb still? It never went numb. Didnt even get a numbing agent just iodine to clean!

      biggest fear wit piercings there or the nipps is that i’ll lose all sensation.. I heard nips hurt like hell! I wouldnt do those cause if it gets too cold and I lean on my nips, i’ll murder a bish…so much less, a needle thru one. :no:

      The way the sensation thing was explained to me..is the initial spike causes some women to feel months later that theyve lost some sensation is not true tho, youve just been on ten since getting pierced. If you wanna stay on ten you would introduce a larger/longer jewel.

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      BoogieNites says:

      Hershey says:

      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too

      #trashyasses

      ****************
      salty i missed her bridezillas. :cuss:

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      Str8tUpMenace says:

      :dead: @Ysoooooo’s gravi. I just noticed the look on that dog’s face. :rofl:

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      prynsexxx says:

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      Hershey says:
      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
      #trashyasses
      ____________
      The one that she wore two days in a row???
      ___________________

      :rofl: and don’t forget Kim Z. had one at her wedding too.

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      :thinking: Doesn’t Fantasia have this Onesie Suit ensemble in black yall? :hahaha:

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      Str8tUpMenace says:

      BoogieNites says:

      Hershey says:

      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too

      #trashyasses

      ****************
      salty i missed her bridezillas. :cuss:
      __________

      You ain’t miss nathan. She was still an ignant azz as usual.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Nada. Zilch. Just my ears. Even my second hole is closed. :lol:

      Is this supposed to make your orgasms more intense? IDk they say that happens but im just vain..i wanted a sparkly pussy. :shrug: DJM. If i get the other benefits… I wont complain. Promise. LOL

      And when are you gonna test this out? :oops: LOLOLOLOLOL! Ummm :thinking: Im not going to let it get “touched” until at least 4 weeks.. but um yeah. its all good over here.. hehehe

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      NaijaGal says:

      Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile
      ======================
      she look just like her momma *shivers* and her pops and uncle were some real live nigguhs

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      Who Dat says:

      and what kind of canga line only has 3 people?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      The one that MAY include the same 3 people in the hotel room later on that night…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I see. I see. If one of the questions is about eating ass, that will narrow down your potentials considerably one way or another.

      _______________________________
      :hahaha: Truuueeee.

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      Str8tUpMenace says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      Hershey says:
      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
      #trashyasses
      ____________
      The one that she wore two days in a row???
      ___________________

      :rofl: and don’t forget Kim Z. had one at her wedding too.
      ___________

      Ewwwww, did she???? :lol:

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      BoogieNites says:

      yea i saw the pics. :huh: my hood is a part of my urea..i think :lol: but thanks for the clarification on the other stuff.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I just noticed the look on that dog’s face.
      ______________________________________

      Its fukking awesome. I die. :lol:

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      Str8tUpMenace says:

      NaijaGal says:

      Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile
      ======================
      she look just like her momma *shivers* and her pops and uncle were some real live nigguhs
      ____________

      :rofl: There were straight up nigguhs. The momma was a jackass, too. I see where the goonie faced bish gets it from.

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      ysoserious says:

      @MIRS

      <–That's my Husky's Beyface.

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      Str8tUpMenace says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I just noticed the look on that dog’s face.
      ______________________________________

      Its fukking awesome. I die. :lol:
      ______________

      YASSSSSSSSS!!!! I love it!!!! :lol:

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      BoogieNites says:

      :newpost:

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      Oprahs Bunion says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Nada. Zilch. Just my ears.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      So no other tats or piercings, but you wanted a sparkly puz.z.y. Very interesting. I don’t have any of those things either. I have always thought about that, but wasn’t curious enough to get one. How much was it?

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      Str8tUpMenace says:

      ysoserious says:

      @MIRS

      <–That's my Husky's Beyface.
      ___________

      She looks just like his azz, too. :lol:
      #ikid

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      Ty says:

      Who Dat says:

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
      __________
      Lisa and Ev wearing the same catsuit :huh: Chile that suit would have more miles than a F150 :nono: Two stepping by itself and what not :danban:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      my hood is a part of my urea..i think
      _______________________

      :thinking: Now I know we aint made in factories and chit but im convinced I want you to take another look. With the same mirror you tweeze your brows with or the mirror we dig in our pores with..

      *holds the mirror twinxt your legs like Shug did Ms. Celie.* :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      So no other tats or piercings, but you wanted a sparkly puz.z.y. Very interesting. I don’t have any of those things either. I have always thought about that, but wasn’t curious enough to get one. How much was
      ______________________________________

      I know..weird right. With tatts I cant think of anything I like that much..not even my kids.. with a piercing, I feel I can let it go if I dont fancy it anymore. #commitmentissues

      It was $71 total. With an after care spray.

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      Bigbadwolf says:

      The one that MAY include the same 3 people in the hotel room later on that night…
      ___________________
      :lol:

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      BoogieNites says:

      shuddup, OTB :lol: i know what a hood is. and i know what mine looks like :hahaha: but i was jus sayin that if i pierced it, i would worry bout the whole shebang down there gettn affected ………….. oh nevermind. :kona:

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      prynsexxx says:

      @Mirs

      Yes. :no:

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      cougar lover says:

      what smells like vagina and metal?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :lol: :lol: I sowwy.

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      I want you to take another look. With the same mirror you tweeze your brows with or the mirror we dig in our pores with..

      :cosign: Every woman should know exactly how her Cotton Candy looks! :woot:

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      BoogieNites says:

      :crying: i know what it looks. i swear. :lol:

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      BoogieNites says:

      :hahaha: @ cotton candy. #tasty

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      Just Looking Don't Ask Me NOTHING says:

      I just wanted a sparkly pussy
      ___________
      Passed Out :rofl:

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