Ochocinco is not broke

Chad Johnson

Unemployed NFL player Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson is far from broke. The out of work reality TV star detailed his current financial situation in court documents filed as part of his ongoing child support case in Miami.

Johnson has a spotty employment history. His professional problems stem from his inability to control his big mouth, rather than his skills on the field.

Johnson, 34, was waived by the Cincinnati Bengals in 2011 — after spending 10 years with the ball club. Then the Patriots showed him the door after acquiring him in July 2011. Earlier this year, the Miami Dolphins took a chance on Johnson after the Pats cut him loose.

But the Dolphins quickly realized their mistake and gave him the boot one day after he was arrested for going off-script and head-butting his “wife” Evelyn Lozada.

Despite all of his vocational (and relationship) problems, Johnson is still flush with cash (if we are to believe the court documents).

In the documents, Johnson claims he subsists on a healthy income of $66,104.66 a month from sponsorships, handouts from sports groupies, selling his autographs, “self-employment, partnerships, and/or independent contracts.”

Johnson also claims more than $1.28 million in real estate assets, $600,000 in cars, $75,000 worth of furniture, $40,000 in jewelry … and practically NO DEBT, according to docs obtained by TMZ.

As for expenses, he shells out over $16,000 a month in child support (for his first baby mama); $5,000 monthly on entertainment (strippers, etc.); $3,500 on clothes, $1,000 on pet expenses and $250 on personal “grooming” [manicures and pedicures].

This is good news to groupies and strippers who thought Johnson was a waste of a lap dance.


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  • Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco’s Fake Wedding is over
  • Evelyn Lozada speaks out about fight with Chad Johnson
  • Miami Hotels to Evelyn and Chad: We Don’t Want Your Fake Wedding


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    • luVn_liFe…

      *BeyStankFace*
      EviliNa looks stank in that jumpsuit

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      @Lunvlife – yeah, what’s up with that get up.

      Well that’s good to hear that he’s not broke.

    • cougar lover

      lmao at “handouts from groupies”

    • Betamax82

      Well I guess Evelyn can wipe the sweat from her brow now :tea:

    • goat76

      Could’ve have done better Ocho.

    • ysoserious

      I kinda like Chad despite his ego.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      What kind of jumpsuit :eek:

    • LadieLeo

      :tea:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      SR – you and these PICS! I wonder where this was tahen.

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      Evelyn is built to take a plowing!

    • Such A F’n Lady

      Hmph. Ok. :coffee:

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      That yt girl lookin at Evelyn’s azz like she want a small quick taste of it!
      :thumbsup:

    • Such A F’n Lady

      goat76 says:

      Could’ve have done better Ocho.
      _____________________________________

      Who Evilyn? :blink: With her stank azz attitude? :huh:

    • NaijaGal

      :yawn: and his pension is nice too I’m sure

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      This is good news to groupies and strippers who thought Johnson was a waste of a lap dance.
      ——————-

      :rofl:

    • BoogieNites

      :yawn:

      ev lookn like the opening act for cirque du soleil in that gettup. i hate them damn catsuit thingies. :cuss:

    • Ty

      WHy did he school his boy Terrell :think:

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      Have a baby by him and become a millionaire….How many kids he got. When it pays to trick….

    • MissHarlem

      :shrug: good for him he’s a grown man and should be responsible about his funds so good for him :eyeroll:

    • iyonah

      Lol… So when is the show with him and Ev coming back on?

    • ysoserious

      @MAN

      Finally decided to show your face, huh? I got a fresh Sharpie to fill in the hairline for you. Since I’m still tryna be sht.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I know that marriage was doomed if thats what Evelyn wore after the ceremony. :smack:

    • goat76

      Such A F’n Lady says:

      goat76 says:

      Could’ve have done better Ocho.
      _____________________________________

      Who Evilyn? :blink: With her stank azz attitude?
      —————————————–
      No Chad.
      When I become rich, I’m going no further than the SandraRose fam to hand pick my wife.

    • BoogieNites

      ev body :sick: yo.

    • Unshakable

      Given that it wasn’t my money to begin with, am I supposed to jump for joy at this news? I mean, in this day and age, I’m doing good to buy a Chico Stick and a pack of Now-n-Laters. :yes:

      Oh wait…..this is 2013…..Sandrita’s roses are trying to be better in the New Year. :rofl:

    • Ty

      *didnt*

    • Nakeya_j

      I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?

    • Nakeya_j

      *and

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      Her catsuit looks like the upgraded version from Fredricks of Hollywood catsuit. iono like it..it don’t look comfortable.

      :offtopic: In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.

    • Who Dat

      Oh Ev threw out her Body Magic too?

      I aint know. :shrug:

      Gone head ghul.

      Let that FUPA hang free.

    • Ty

      BoogieNites says:

      ev lookn like the opening act for cirque du soleil in that gettup. i hate them damn catsuit thingies.
      ____________________
      Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice :coffee:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      @ OTB – now, how long were you thinking about a VCH? Interesting!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Im unreasonable. The white girl need her shoes on at my wedding. And she needs a better dress. And a hairdo. No white hair at my wedding.

      The only ppl who i would let stand beside me in photos live thousands of miles away. I mean besides the groom…who I dont have…yet. :(

    • ysoserious

      @GOAT

      Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.

    • Pickachu Tran

      what in the tina turner catsuit camel toe heyul DOES THAT BISH GOT ON? :blink:

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      @NAIJA
      “and his pension is nice too I’m sure”
      _________

      They can’t collect pension until they are 55 yrs old.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Nakeya_j says:

      I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?

      ______________________________

      Of course he’s not broke :tea:

    • Such A F’n Lady

      goat76 says:

      When I become rich, I’m going no further than the SandraRose fam to hand pick my wife.

      _________________________________________________

      Oh REALLY now? *primping hair* Let me know when that happens.

      I kid, I kid….maybe

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_gGqaUA78I datsmdubya2u

      He needs to be tryin to hide some of them funds..dese broads is takin note!

    • sassyshe

      Good for him hopefully he can conserve and dont be like his boy 2 years from now

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      She looks so stupid :huh:

      AND ummmmerummmmm, he should have some money! :smack:

    • Shay_OH

      Shay_OH says:

      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Shay_OH – who is that in your gravi?
      _______________

      LOL – That’s me in the 80?s. I was trying to find one of me with my Michael Jackson Thiller jacket on, but couldn’t locate one, so the next best thing I could find was one with my with my big azz hair posing in front of a fan, which was the 2nd most popular prop, just behind the big, bamboo chair.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I love it Shay!! WERKKK hunty!!! I wish I could maximize that photo!
      __________________________

      Someone (I can’t recall who offhand) said I looked like Bunny DeBarge or one of the lost Jacksons!!!

      @ Jenie – thanks hun!

    • BoogieNites

      In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.

      ************************
      nope. thas the crotch area of ev’s catsuit.

      #scratchandsniff

    • ysoserious

      @TY

      Groupies on Ice? I am unable.

    • The Pearl!

      I had to do a triple take at that nasty a$$ed jumpsuit….it looks like it’s cutting off all circulation in her nether region. Nasty!

    • Nakeya_j

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?

      ______________________________

      Of course he’s not broke
      —–
      See that’s the thing, I never thought he was broke, but ppl were talking like he was. I never understand when ball players (basketball and football) go broke. What is it that they do with all the money?! Like Terell Owens for example.

    • NaijaGal

      I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had

    • Nakeya_j

      BoogieNites says:

      In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.
      ——
      OMG neither does one of my co-workers. At first I thought someone had nasty smelling food, but nope, it’s her. smh.

    • OutsidetheBox

      @OB about a year. I just wanted the decor..I became more interested in the other aspects later.

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      I mean besides the groom…who I dont have…yet

      _____________
      One day your BOAZ is getting ready for you, as you prepare for him. SOON!

    • Pickachu Tran

      Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice
      ***************************

      :ghost: I just CAN’T wit ya’ll :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      “Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.”

      :yes:

    • NaijaGal

      See that’s the thing, I never thought he was broke, but ppl were talking like he was. I never understand when ball players (basketball and football) go broke. What is it that they do with all the money?! Like Terell Owens for example.
      ========================
      they buy depreciable ish…they spend millions on houses and forget they have to pay at least 6 figure taxes EVERY year…they trick off on their groupies and entourages…watch 30 for 30 BROKE to get some insight

    • Shay_OH

      Welp, I’m off to do some work, since they payin’ me and all….I will check in later! :peace:

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      @NAIJA
      “I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had”
      _________

      A commitment ceremony?

    • BoogieNites

      Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice -Ty

      and

      No white hair at my wedding. -OTB

      **************************
      effn azzholes. and still aint shyt. :rofl:

    • VDot

      :blink:

      Does this heffa have on a white catsuit?! FUPA?

    • OutsidetheBox

      I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had

      ________________________

      My dream. :heart: I want to do a registry. I need to furnish his house and mine..

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      This post is boring be back later :bye:

    • NaijaGal

      @SHAY – your gravi puts me in the mood to listen to Centipede :danban:

    • prynsexxx

      In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.
      _____________________________

      Define “does not smell fresh”…..as in:

      Fish
      Vaginitis
      Open sore
      liver and onions aka left on too long menstrual napkin
      mothballs
      aged cheese

      What? :shrug:

    • coco creamy

      Ty says:

      WHy did he school his boy Terrell
      ______________________________________________

      T.O ain’t broke he just broke on GOV Paper….. yean hear if from me :coffee:

    • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

      @YSO
      “Finally decided to show your face, huh? I got a fresh Sharpie to fill in the hairline for you. Since I’m still tryna be sht.”
      __________

      Line is perfect… and quit being so thirsty. SMH.

    • Nakeya_j

      they buy depreciable ish…they spend millions on houses and forget they have to pay at least 6 figure taxes EVERY year…they trick off on their groupies and entourages…watch 30 for 30 BROKE to get some insight
      —–
      I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*

    • OutsidetheBox

      One day your BOAZ is getting ready for you, as you prepare for him. SOON.
      _______________________

      And imma be his Ruth. :love:

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      NaijaGal – You can have one, like Junita Bynum did for her birthday. She wore the dress and the whole NINE!

    • NaijaGal

      A commitment ceremony?
      ==================
      :lol: nope, a wedding

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      Why we need to know he’s not broke? :lol: I figured he still had some type of income rolling around being that he still acts the way he does. Good luck to the both of them. :waves:

      Just dropping in to say hi I gots work to do… :mad:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      Shay_OH says:

      Someone (I can’t recall who offhand) said I looked like Bunny DeBarge or one of the lost Jacksons!!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Bunny DeBarge!! YESS!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Fish
      Vaginitis
      Open sore
      liver and onions aka left on too long menstrual napkin
      mothballs
      aged cheese

      _________________

      My mouth just kinda feel to the floor… :lol:

    • NaijaGal

      I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*
      =========================
      apparently they do but try telling a 22 yr old with millions of dollars at his disposal what to do with his money

    • OutsidetheBox

      Line is perfect… and quit being so thirsty. SMH.
      __________________________________________

      Laughing my motherfukking ass AWF!! :rofl: :rofl:

    • Who Dat

      FUPA?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Fat
      Upper
      Puss-cee
      Area

      FUPA…that lil kangaroo pocket. Most women hide theirs in a Body Magic, girdles, spanx…(insert apparatus here)…Nothing wrong wit it but how you gonna getcho tiddays fixed…nevermind.

    • prynsexxx

      Ewww at that perv/ceremony crasher standing off to the right. Isn’t he suppose to be standing at the carving station or some chit?

    • Oprahs Bunion

      OutsidetheBox says:

      @OB about a year. I just wanted the decor..I became more interested in the other aspects later.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Is it just a silver barbell? How long does it take to heal? Was it painful?? So many questions!

    • Pickachu Tran

      Besides Ev’s Gay Pride Parade Catsuit..who cares?? do you think Ev would have went back to a broke Chad?? NO she wouldn’t of.

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      @OTB – When I started doing my registry, I found my cousins (registry) on THEKNOT she ain’t even engaged. SMH

      @ Pry AGED CHEESE, FUNKy BOOTAY

    • OutsidetheBox

      Razzy :hi:

    • free

      that catsuit is gonna need tide, all, arm and hammer, gain, oxyclean, and purex in the betweenyuns area.

    • twerkthat

      why would he be broke :yawn:

    • Kinky4Agirl

      If he has money like that, it’s time to stop the madness/groupies/evelyn, and get on the ball. Get a good paying job and stop trying to be bout it and just be about it.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Ewww at that perv/ceremony crasher standing off to the right. Isn’t he suppose to be standing at the carving station or some chit?

      _____________________________________

      :lol: I was thinking that was somebody’s Uncle “Chester”. :eek: Everybody got one..

    • BoogieNites

      did ev go back to toine? :no: so ummmm, duh, at ocho not being broke.

    • Who Dat

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.

    • prynsexxx

      Who Dat says:

      FUPA…that lil kangaroo pocket
      ______________________

      Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.

    • Nakeya_j

      NaijaGal says:

      I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*
      =========================
      apparently they do but try telling a 22 yr old with millions of dollars at his disposal what to do with his money
      ——
      True but damn. Maybe they should have a mandority class, or something to teach them what to do with the money so they won’t end up broke as hell when it’s all over. Shoot, invest or something. I don’t know. :shrug:

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      @Pry – She just go up and left…Caught drift of Liver and Onions. Really surprised. Will never look at her the same. EVER!

      @OTB – I feel you, asked my girfriend to stand beside me, but Since my life is turning into a fairytale and she looks 10 years older than me. I’m going to tell her that I changed my mind.

      Since, you know I ain’t Shizz, you feel what I’m saying :kona:

    • BoogieNites

      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
      **************************
      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI Bedazzled His Razzle

      FUPA :lol: I know a lot of gals who have these and wear the smallest clothes they can….

    • NaijaGal

      Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures

    • PumpkinsMama

      Takes a deep breath in….

      Free
      OTB :danban1: (for really gettin pierced)
      Just
      Oprah
      Pryn
      K-Dubb
      Dazzle
      Naija :kiss:
      Coco
      Nakeya
      V-Dot
      Jennnnnnnay :love:
      Boogie
      JMO
      YSO
      Shay
      Man :tea:

    • YOUR NAME HERE!

      I love you KDUB! FUPA :dead: :ghost:

    • Who Dat

      did ev go back to toine?

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      last I heard he was playing for the Idaho PotatoMakers…

    • prynsexxx

      Do yall know what their colors were? I :heart: that long purple dress over <—- dere in the backdrop.

      Turquoise and purple for a wedding…. :drool:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Is it just a silver barbell? Yes. I thinks its a 16mm. A curved barbell tho. Its standard issue at the shop I went to until 6 weeks.

      How long does it take to heal? They say 6-8 weeks in all the paperwork. Real lifers have tols me as little as 2 weeks. Its really depending on your body. The skin is so thin tho that often ppl take their jewelry out and it closes!

      Was it painful?? Nah not really. A big pinch. It hurts more when I bite my tongue! I felt uncomfortable when she screwed the balls on but besides that no problems what so ever.

      So many questions! :lol: Ask away. I had 1000s too.

    • NaijaGal

      The eight-inch action figures are available on Amazon.com and come “…with tailored clothing, weaponry, and accessories in the likeness of characters played by Foxx, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, James Remar and Christoph Waltz.”

    • BoogieNites

      :hi: Heyy PM! #HappyMonday :grill:

    • Nakeya_j

      NaijaGal says:

      Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures
      ——
      Yea I saw that….It may be a little much…

    • Who Dat

      Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers Lord.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.

      __________________

      Reason 27465835796930855 why I love me some KWALL :wail: :ghost:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      Hey Pumpkin’s Mama!!!!!!!!! :waves:

    • prynsexxx

      NaijaGal says:

      Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures
      ___________________________

      The movie was good, but when was the last time somebody bought an action figure? :smack:

    • Nakeya_j

      NaijaGal says:

      The eight-inch action figures are available on Amazon.com and come “…with tailored clothing, weaponry, and accessories in the likeness of characters played by Foxx, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, James Remar and Christoph Waltz.”

      ——
      Does that include a wip?

    • prynsexxx

      Who Dat says:

      Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers
      _______________________________

      :rofl:

    • Nakeya_j

      Hey Hey @PumpkinsMama

    • Who Dat

      I love you KDUB! FUPA

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I love you too.

      Its listed on the same site as the term…Mandinga.

      #helpful.

    • prynsexxx

      Nakeya_j says:

      Does that include a wip?
      ______________________

      :whip:

    • NaijaGal

      True but damn. Maybe they should have a mandority class, or something to teach them what to do with the money so they won’t end up broke as hell when it’s all over. Shoot, invest or something. I don’t know.
      ============================
      the league says they do have mandatory classes…but dudes be in there sleep and again a young man with millions of $$, who gone check him

    • NaijaGal

      PUMKIN :kiss: after luv :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I’m going to tell her that I changed my mind.

      Since, you know I ain’t Shizz, you feel what I’m saying
      _________________________

      *fights the air* :rofl: :rofl: YOU AINT EVAH GONNA BE!

    • OutsidetheBox

      YNGyp!! :hug: :woot:

    • BoogieNites

      So many questions! Ask away. I had 1000s too.

      *************************************
      can u feel your urea right now? or is it numb still? biggest fear wit piercings there or the nipps is that i’ll lose all sensation. :ido: <<– really says i'mma **** (no pun intended)

    • goat76

      ysoserious says:

      @GOAT

      Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.
      ————————————————–
      I’m picking among the Fam. Gonna have a detailed ‘Welcome Packet’ to be entered in the pool of potentials.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Hey PM! :wave:

    • Nakeya_j

      the league says they do have mandatory classes…but dudes be in there sleep and again a young man with millions of $$, who gone check him

      ——
      Your right…thats sad. But oh well

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      Who Dat says:

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
      ____________________________________________________

      :hahaha:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      @ OTB Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Is this supposed to make your orgasms more intense? And when are you gonna test this out? :hahaha:

    • BoogieNites

      Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers Lord.
      ***********
      :crying:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hey PM! :wave:
      __________________________________________________________________

      *just to clarify* … Thats you Pumpkins Mama

      :wave:

    • Bigbadwolf

      What is going on wit Evelyn’s clothes They should not have let her change into that… and what kind of canga line only has 3 people?

    • ysoserious

      @NAIJA

      You too can play Django in the privacy of your own home only now you can put the niggas in their proper place.

    • Hershey

      :thinking: Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too :coffee:

      #trashyasses

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Hershey says:

      :thinking: Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too :coffee:

      #trashyasses
      ____________

      The one that she wore two days in a row??? :lol:

    • NaijaGal

      now you can put the niggas in their proper place
      ===================
      :rofl: RIGHT!?! wonder if the KKK members will buy them up, you know so they can show their seeds the proper way to handle nigguhs

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile. :no:

    • ysoserious

      @GOAT

      I see. I see. If one of the questions is about eating ass, that will narrow down your potentials considerably one way or another.

    • OutsidetheBox

      can u feel your urea right now? Urea? Have you seen a pic of a vch? There are a couple diff piercings down there…the one I have goes thru the skin of the hood vertically (not thru the little lady in the boat…thru her umbrella :huh: )

      or is it numb still? It never went numb. Didnt even get a numbing agent just iodine to clean!

      biggest fear wit piercings there or the nipps is that i’ll lose all sensation.. I heard nips hurt like hell! I wouldnt do those cause if it gets too cold and I lean on my nips, i’ll murder a bish…so much less, a needle thru one. :no:

      The way the sensation thing was explained to me..is the initial spike causes some women to feel months later that theyve lost some sensation is not true tho, youve just been on ten since getting pierced. If you wanna stay on ten you would introduce a larger/longer jewel.

    • BoogieNites

      Hershey says:

      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too

      #trashyasses

      ****************
      salty i missed her bridezillas. :cuss:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      :dead: @Ysoooooo’s gravi. I just noticed the look on that dog’s face. :rofl:

    • prynsexxx

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      Hershey says:
      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
      #trashyasses
      ____________
      The one that she wore two days in a row???
      ___________________

      :rofl: and don’t forget Kim Z. had one at her wedding too.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :thinking: Doesn’t Fantasia have this Onesie Suit ensemble in black yall? :hahaha:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      BoogieNites says:

      Hershey says:

      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too

      #trashyasses

      ****************
      salty i missed her bridezillas. :cuss:
      __________

      You ain’t miss nathan. She was still an ignant azz as usual.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Nada. Zilch. Just my ears. Even my second hole is closed. :lol:

      Is this supposed to make your orgasms more intense? IDk they say that happens but im just vain..i wanted a sparkly ****. :shrug: DJM. If i get the other benefits… I wont complain. Promise. LOL

      And when are you gonna test this out? :oops: LOLOLOLOLOL! Ummm :thinking: Im not going to let it get “touched” until at least 4 weeks.. but um yeah. its all good over here.. hehehe

    • NaijaGal

      Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile
      ======================
      she look just like her momma *shivers* and her pops and uncle were some real live nigguhs

    • Who Dat

      and what kind of canga line only has 3 people?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      The one that MAY include the same 3 people in the hotel room later on that night…

    • OutsidetheBox

      I see. I see. If one of the questions is about eating ass, that will narrow down your potentials considerably one way or another.

      _______________________________
      :hahaha: Truuueeee.

    • Str8tUpMenace

      prynsexxx says:

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      Hershey says:
      Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
      #trashyasses
      ____________
      The one that she wore two days in a row???
      ___________________

      :rofl: and don’t forget Kim Z. had one at her wedding too.
      ___________

      Ewwwww, did she???? :lol:

    • BoogieNites

      yea i saw the pics. :huh: my hood is a part of my urea..i think :lol: but thanks for the clarification on the other stuff.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I just noticed the look on that dog’s face.
      ______________________________________

      Its fukking awesome. I die. :lol:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      NaijaGal says:

      Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile
      ======================
      she look just like her momma *shivers* and her pops and uncle were some real live nigguhs
      ____________

      :rofl: There were straight up nigguhs. The momma was a jackass, too. I see where the goonie faced bish gets it from.

    • ysoserious

      @MIRS

      <–That's my Husky's Beyface.

    • Str8tUpMenace

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I just noticed the look on that dog’s face.
      ______________________________________

      Its fukking awesome. I die. :lol:
      ______________

      YASSSSSSSSS!!!! I love it!!!! :lol:

    • BoogieNites

      :newpost:

    • Oprahs Bunion

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Nada. Zilch. Just my ears.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      So no other tats or piercings, but you wanted a sparkly puz.z.y. Very interesting. I don’t have any of those things either. I have always thought about that, but wasn’t curious enough to get one. How much was it?

    • Str8tUpMenace

      ysoserious says:

      @MIRS

      <–That's my Husky's Beyface.
      ___________

      She looks just like his azz, too. :lol:
      #ikid

    • Ty

      Who Dat says:

      Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
      Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
      __________
      Lisa and Ev wearing the same catsuit :huh: Chile that suit would have more miles than a F150 :nono: Two stepping by itself and what not :danban:

    • OutsidetheBox

      my hood is a part of my urea..i think
      _______________________

      :thinking: Now I know we aint made in factories and chit but im convinced I want you to take another look. With the same mirror you tweeze your brows with or the mirror we dig in our pores with..

      *holds the mirror twinxt your legs like Shug did Ms. Celie.* :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      So no other tats or piercings, but you wanted a sparkly puz.z.y. Very interesting. I don’t have any of those things either. I have always thought about that, but wasn’t curious enough to get one. How much was
      ______________________________________

      I know..weird right. With tatts I cant think of anything I like that much..not even my kids.. with a piercing, I feel I can let it go if I dont fancy it anymore. #commitmentissues

      It was $71 total. With an after care spray.

    • Bigbadwolf

      The one that MAY include the same 3 people in the hotel room later on that night…
      ___________________
      :lol:

    • BoogieNites

      shuddup, OTB :lol: i know what a hood is. and i know what mine looks like :hahaha: but i was jus sayin that if i pierced it, i would worry bout the whole shebang down there gettn affected ………….. oh nevermind. :kona:

    • prynsexxx

      @Mirs

      Yes. :no:

    • cougar lover

      what smells like vagina and metal?

    • OutsidetheBox

      :lol: :lol: I sowwy.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I want you to take another look. With the same mirror you tweeze your brows with or the mirror we dig in our pores with..

      :cosign: Every woman should know exactly how her Cotton Candy looks! :woot:

    • BoogieNites

      :crying: i know what it looks. i swear. :lol:

    • BoogieNites

      :hahaha: @ cotton candy. #tasty

    • Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING

      I just wanted a sparkly ****
      ___________
      Passed Out :rofl: