Super Bowl Officials: ‘Beyonce is the Most Difficult Celebrity’ Ever
Beyonce’s diva-like behavior is making headlines again. This time the 31-year-old “Countdown” singer is in the news due to her ridiculous dressing room demands that’s causing “difficulties” for organisers of the upcoming Super Bowl in New Orleans.
I’m told that Super Bowl officials emailed Beyonce’s laundry list of demands to their friends in the media for a good laugh. The officials responded to Bey’s list with a list of their own — detailing exactly what “production costs” they plan to cover under the usual $600,000 budget cap for Super Bowl performers.
Beyonce was also informed that she will not receive special treatment apart from the usual amenities that are extended to any superstar halftime performer.
Most amusing to the Super Bowl officials were Bey’s list of requests for her pampered 13-month-old infant daughter, Blue Ivy, who isn’t even performing in the Super Bowl halftime spectacle.
The Daily Star reports that Beyonce asked for Blue Ivy’s $22,000 USD cedar crib to be shipped from their home in New York to the New Orlean’s Superdome in time for Sunday’s game.
Bey reportedly demanded her dressing room be stocked with $6,000 worth of imported cigars and alcohol for Jay-Z, and she requested that Blue Ivy’s nursery be decorated with rose-scented candles and the room temperature be kept at exactly 78.5 degrees.
The officials made it clear to Beyonce that there will be no $1 million nursery installed at the Superdome unless Beyonce and her husband Jay Z were paying the exorbitant costs out of their own pockets.
“She’s by far one of the most difficult celebrities we’ve ever dealt with,” a source told the newspaper. “The list is as long as my arm. She may be a superstar, but this day is about football not her.”
Sources say Beyonce plans to turn to her sponsor, Pepsi, for help covering her out-of-pocket costs.
After her demands were turned down, a dejected Beyonce Instagram’d the above picture that symbolizes her feelings of rejection and hurt.
My source, who is embedded deep within Beyonce’s camp, said Bey is telling friends that she feels like a regular spectator rather than the singular most important person inside the stadium.
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Lawd-ham-mersee……again with this broad
Funny I just read a couple of articles that said she’s the nicest person. Went and shook all the behind the scenes workers and told them thank you for everything. But do u Sandy
I don’t believe this and I ain’t even a stan of hers…
Halftime is like what? 40 mins? It ain’t that big of a deal, just sing and let the best team win!
Go Flacco!
be careful when you ask for a new post
which ever team wins I’m good
Beyonce is polite and professional. Any stalker worth the paper their restraining order is printed knows that. Cut it out, in other words.
They better let Bey be great…she has a point to prove
Here is my thing. Everything in the media about Beyonce can not always be a lie. SO some of this crap may actually be true. Not some as in some of this post, but some as in some of everything. And I do recall Kandi saying Beyonce had a bad attitude when Kandi helped DC write Bills, Bills, Bills.
Oh sweet Yso
Any stalker worth the paper their restraining order is printed knows that.
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DAILY NEWS? REALLY?
Unapologetic says:
Funny I just read a couple of articles that said she’s the nicest person. Went and shook all the behind the scenes workers and told them thank you for everything. But do u Sandy
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Hmmm… That’s funny. I didn’t read that anywhere.
I do know that at artists “people” tend to make ridiculous demands just to see how far these idiots will go to please an artist.
I have a friend who works Essence Festival who says that of all if the talent to come through, the two most difficult, ignorant “celebs” were Jill Scott & Solange
MUNCHOSGIRL says:
DAILY NEWS? REALLY?
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The Daily Star, actually.
UMMMM.. why is YSO gone default gravi? Did Sandra push the button?
Anyone seen Catfish last night with Rico sugar tank filled ass?
So they giving CDL’s in the county jail now..lemme find out…
@Sandra Please stop it u are too pretty to be so petty.
I thought as a part of the Pepsi deal her Super Bowl expenses were covered. Bey has always been spoken about as a humble person and since there is no direct source link I’ll file this under made up……
Not my Jilly from Philly
Where the hell Ivy Leaf supposed to sleep while the crib being sent to NO? Oh, they must have two…a homebased one and a travel crib….i dunno
SANDY MAE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY YSO LAWD WHY?!?
*goes into lurk mode* Later yall.
Carrington says:
I have a friend who works Essence Festival who says that of all if the talent to come through, the two most difficult, ignorant “celebs” were Jill Scott & Solange
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I believe that about both of them. Most celebrities are in the biz to have their egos stroked like typical narcissists.
wow that is funny. even funnier is that there are some women out there who expect this kind of treatment, azzez aint go no other talents. they feel like their juicy fruit is top shelf and any suitor must prove themselves worthy.
why was yso banned
what the hell happened 
was that a new banned sticker? Why did YSO get banned?
Why is there a big ass banned stamp in numba 7? I leave to go get a burger and come back…
happened
Now Solange don’t have any room to be demanding of anything..I would straight call her “Beyonce’s entourage” and tell her 40 records sold ass to have a seat and be happy with this here trailer and scooby snacks.
Gigi26 says:
Anyone seen Catfish last night with Rico sugar tank filled ass?
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I hear that Nev and Max are a gay couple, hence all the episodes about gays and bisexuals.
She said she a Diva. They shoulda listened.
I love Lauryn Hill but that woman is a b i t c h. I stopped listening to her for a whole month after our encounter smh
Oh. My. Banned. Jesus.
I liked YSO. I am pouring a drop of my coffee out now. So sad. Your font will be missed.
Note to self: Don’t play with Sandra.
@Sam I logged on to say the same thing NOT my Jilly from Philly say it ain’t so
I did not believe that other story that Bey was the 1st celeb in 13yrs to speak to the Super Bowl workers
She may be nice as pie but that doesn’t mean past acts have been rude to the staff and didn’t even speak. I call BS on that story.
Greetings
Not Beyonce again
damn…yso got banned
ReadingIsFundamental says:
UMMMM.. why is YSO gone default gravi? Did Sandra push the button?
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Like I said before, I give people enough rope to hang themselves with. She reached the end of her rope. If she’s still lurking, you might want to post your email so she can keep in touch.
What Yso do?
Yso got goodbyed, Sandra Mae?
but what she do did I miss something
you can’t say restraining order 
RIF
Didn’t I tell you NOT to make up another jesus
Lawd…. Not another Be-No-Say Post!!!! Lol….
I’m headed to lunch…..
WhoooooooooWH THATS A HUGE Banned STAMP!!1
Sandra ummh I like the extra effect,but NOT The
You know what Sandra? Now that I think about it I wouldn’t be surprised because there have been some true freaks of nature on that show
I used to work at an arena, and some of these entertainers are too full of themselves, you can tell by the type of **** they request.
Then, to think back of some of the ones that requested expensive, frivolous, items, and to know that they ain’t got ****, now – just makes me LOL.
She probably found out she got banned by reading y’all comments. That kinky girl never came back did she?!?
I knew Solange wasn’t about shyt years ago when she did an interview with Fox news or one of those places…she thought something said about Jay-Z was live and it wasn’t…then when they came back to her on the live segment she checked the reporter about saying something slick about her “brother-in-law”… the reporter and one of the producers had to tell her that none of what was said was live…she just sat there looking retarded and didn’t have shyt to say…
that bish can’t even sing right.
Is Bey writing you a check Sandrita Rose?
Sandra Rose says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
UMMMM.. why is YSO gone default gravi? Did Sandra push the button?
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Like I said before, I give people enough rope to hang themselves with. She reached the end of her rope. If she’s still lurking, you might want to post your email so she can keep in touch.
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Dayum Gina (in Martin’s voice)
I used to work at an arena, and some of these entertainers are too full of themselves, you can tell by the type of **** they request.
Then, to think back of some of the ones that requested expensive, frivolous, items, and to know that they ain’t got ****, now – just makes me LOL.
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Name em!!
I see if you’re doing a full show but just a halftime performance and you need all of that is just stupid! More than half of that stuff is going into the trashcan
@ omina-hominado tell who these celebs are
Nev posted the link to his girlfriend new song on twitter yesterday. It played during the episode
@gigi no the people who put that ish in there gonna put it in their car when its left
ButtuMH Now that i got mySelF together . .
She’s a DIVAAAAA,She’s suppose to be outrageous
I had left yall a lil Boyfriends car jewel downstairs!
@ Mother Jefferson I do think that Bey and Jay have Sandra on their payroll myself
@ Sandra, Now you know I’m not posting my email on this here blog. Lol. You don’t have to explain yourself on why you ban people. I poured out my drop of coffee and I’ll move on with the other 15646406460 people in here still fonting. Let’s
and have a good blog day.
Bombshell Esq says:
What in the banned heck happened???? I try to be good and actually work and I missed everything… recap please???? Pourin’ out some likka for YSO We gonna miss you gurl
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Bish is that some good likka you is poing out for Yso? bets not be that good shyt 
For some reason I truly don’t believe Nev is gay…I think his camera guy is, but not him…
I think this show has so many gay stories because people probably feel more comfortable looking for gay love over the internet…
She’s a DIVAAAAA,She’s suppose to be outrageous
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See this what I be telling my folks! I’mma a DIVA!!
…..nevermind. Goes into the
Donna
Stop making sense
everybody IS the gay 
I liked YSO’S font
i don’t believe it. I also don’t believe Nev and Max are lovers. Nev doesn’t seem the type to hide in the closet
@CARRINGTON – feel free to tell us more about your celeb associates
Ok real talk here! Cause I’m confused as heyul…what did Yso font that got her banned?..cause Sandra say she gave her enough rope to hang herself. Inquiring minds wanna know…Ms. Sandra can you just please fill me in on that…
Beyonce was also informed that she will not receive special treatment apart from the usual amenities that are extended to any superstar halftime performer.
ya see folks that worked with MJ loved his attitude and how he was never nasty. No one ever likes working for a beesh 
I have heard that Bey can be nasty too
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You are not MJ Boo and even he wasn’t over the top
Sandra Rose says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
UMMMM.. why is YSO gone default gravi? Did Sandra push the button?
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Like I said before, I give people enough rope to hang themselves with. She reached the end of her rope. If she’s still lurking, you might want to post your email so she can keep in touch.
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Chile……
Auntie no warning or nothing
Lolololol truth hurts! RIP SIS!
Yo they updated the mobile site. I guess u can see who had been banned from ur phone now
I’s gon miss u YSO. ”
Me and u shall never part…”
@ Sam, we can never have too many Jesus’ in here
and did you just type is “the” gay?
too funny
Can we please get this halftime show over with…
@Sam
What I do know tho…is Nev needs to handle that teen wolf shyt he got going on with his chest…dude hairier than a muhfugg!
Stop making sense everybody IS the gay
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this this kinda font makes me spit my drank out on my screen
Tell me it aunt cause she said that boy need a whipping lmaooooo
@Donna me either. I just belive he is a sensitive person to others
To be honest the gay episodes are the funniest 
I’m with you diva
do a friend of the blog have a restraining order?
Did Beyonce get them Hollywood teeth? something about her was different
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Can we please get this halftime show over with…
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AGREED!
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
What in the banned heck happened???? I try to be good and actually work and I missed everything… recap please???? Pourin’ out some likka for YSO We gonna miss you gurl
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Bish is that some good likka you is poing out for Yso? bets not be that good shyt 
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Who the hell is Nev?!?!
Ty says:
Sandra Rose says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
UMMMM.. why is YSO gone default gravi? Did Sandra push the button?
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Like I said before, I give people enough rope to hang themselves with. She reached the end of her rope. If she’s still lurking, you might want to post your email so she can keep in touch.
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Chile……
Auntie no warning or nothing
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blog bullhorn…Attention Roses….we got some rope hanging over here in the
ya’ll better thread lightly…Auntie not afraid to put it around yo fonts 
oan remember no onesis they cause chaffing, we shall we run across the blog butt naked
@Unapologetic
yeah, I really do think Nev would say he was gay or bi if he was…he seems like he has nothing to hide…
OTB That’s what I’m thinking
cougar lover says:
wow that is funny. even funnier is that there are some women out there who expect this kind of treatment, azzez aint go no other talents. they feel like their juicy fruit is top shelf and any suitor must prove themselves worthy.
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Word Up!!!
Not alize tho
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
What in the banned heck happened???? I try to be good and actually work and I missed everything… recap please???? Pourin’ out some likka for YSO We gonna miss you gurl
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Bish is that some good likka you is poing out for Yso? bets not be that good shyt
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Guhl I can’t be wasting my good likka…. I’mma pour out a 40oz or some Alizé or something
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Shiddddddddd I knew I liked your font for a reason! we is here
Did YSO say something about the KING T.I chirrens ?????? YOu cant talk about the little ones but you can go in on the ones that is skeetin
<<< helpful
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Can we please get this halftime show over with…
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Lawd you better say that
Sam .. NNNOOOOO, don’t use the “r” word in here. Don’t ask questions.
I think this deserves a Morning Glory post… speaking of which, Sandra, can you just to a celebrity Morning Glory post instead of the regular chicks that are scared of being talked about? Celebs don’t care what we say.
Just a thought.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Beyonce was also informed that she will not receive special treatment apart from the usual amenities that are extended to any superstar halftime performer.
It doesnt get any bigger than THE ARTIST 
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You are not MJ Boo and even he wasn’t over the top ya see folks that worked with MJ loved his attitude and how he was never nasty. No one ever likes working for a beesh I have heard that Bey can be nasty too
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I wonder what kind of demands Prince made
Sam says:
Not alize tho
I know I aint shyt
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shidddd I was really thinking along the lines of that strawberry hill or MD 20/20.
you ever see a font and go “here go this bitch”, no? me either…and I’m sure some folks feel the same about my font
This post is a trap
RIF
Is the jesus beFOE he got his feet washed or after 
which jesus you got to untie the rope people hangin themselves with
NaijaGal says:
you ever see a font and go “here go this bitch”, no? me either…and I’m sure some folks feel the same about my font
^^^
coco creamy says:
Did YSO say something about the KING T.I chirrens ?????? YOu cant talk about the little ones but you can go in on the ones that is skeetin <<< helpful
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who snitched? poster or lurker you ain't shytttttttttttttt on toilet paper ya heard
#random
Why take the elevator when you work on the 2nd floor WALK your lazy behind up 1 flight of stairs
For some reason I truly don’t believe Nev is gay…I think his camera guy is, but not him…
I think this show has so many gay stories because people probably feel more comfortable looking for gay love over the internet…
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You know..hell if I know
But yest was funny as fukk!! Dude was dressed to the 9′s at a damn diner talkin bout someone stole his identity…Nigg if you don’t take your Everest PH.D ass out of this diner and get yo life..and some Jherri curl juice…
I don’t believe why bring a crib to a game?
OutsidetheBox says:
Tell me it aunt cause she said that boy need a whipping lmaooooo
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hmph
organisers
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How Queen’s English of ya Sandra. It comes out from time to time huh
Hey Auntie Sandy, How much rope I got left? Ion won’t no surprises, so I need to know.
Signed
Deez
NaijaGal says:
you ever see a font and go “here go this bitch”, no? me either…and I’m sure some folks feel the same about my font
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oh me neither 
say what now
NaijaGal says:
you ever see a font and go “here go this bitch”, no? me either…and I’m sure some folks feel the same about my font
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is Nev needs to handle that teen wolf shyt he got going on with his chest…dude hairier than a muhfugg!
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YES!!! My boss is 3/4s wolf.I wanna tell him so bad that he really should get waXed and stuff . .. :eeewH
NaijaGal says:
you ever see a font and go “here go this bitch”, no? me either…and I’m sure some folks feel the same about my font
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Realest shyt ever typed…
Agreeing with the rest, I don’t think Nev or Max are gay. While I was watching the episode last night, Max put me in the mind of a young Richard Gere…
@Naija ain’t aiming to be shyt today I see
Diva says:
Ok real talk here! Cause I’m confused as heyul…what did Yso font that got her banned?..cause Sandra say she gave her enough rope to hang herself. Inquiring minds wanna know…Ms. Sandra can you just please fill me in on that…
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No doubt she got
ova the comment about the Kang’s kids… Aunty don’t play about them Harris kids guhl…. #helpful 
Sam, I think Jesus is done for the day. Buddah might be available.
@Donna yeah in the catfish movie he was giddy as hell about meeting that girl to bad she turned out to be Rosie O’Donnell Jr
if anybody feel any kind of way about my font, pay knology my 141 a month, and i’ll stop. till then fugg you, and drink a bleach shake!
Diva says:
coco creamy says:
Did YSO say something about the KING T.I chirrens ?????? YOu cant talk about the little ones but you can go in on the ones that is skeetin <<< helpful
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who snitched? poster or lurker you ain't shytttttttttttttt on toilet paper ya heard
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Them
This is for my YSO
This is for my YSO, well well
See you when I get there
In that tweeter lean, that tweeter lean
This is for my YSO
This is for my YSO, well well
See you when I get there
In that tweeter lean, that tweeter lean
*dips some oreos in milk in your honor*
<=====no cooties
NaijaGal says:
you ever see a font and go “here go this bitch”, no
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Yes,Butt I just you my mouse key and keep on passeM
@Naija u dont like SR font?
Now Sandra.
:twisted up mouf emoticon:
COME ON NOW. You know good and gatdayum well I done said MUCH worse than what @Yso said to you. Stop it. Turn her back on.
Go right on behind that curtain like the Wizard of Oz and hit the switch.
Sam .. NNNOOOOO, don’t use the “r” word in here. Don’t ask questions.
I can’t with y’all I’m tryna be on lurk mode 
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Loggin in cuz i can
How everybody doing Im all moved!!! 
Oh, it was about harris kids? I thought is was about restraining orders.
F*ck it. I can’t keep up with the blog streets.
@ Boot…I just told Kingston the other day that Max makes me think of Richard Geer in Pretty Woman.
Ty says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
But I know a couple of folks that have worked with Bey behind the scenes, and they say she means business but not in a good way, like the attitude is 
sorry but she comes across phoney as hell to me.
Beyonce was also informed that she will not receive special treatment apart from the usual amenities that are extended to any superstar halftime performer.
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You are not MJ Boo and even he wasn’t over the top ya see folks that worked with MJ loved his attitude and how he was never nasty. No one ever likes working for a beesh I have heard that Bey can be nasty too
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I wonder what kind of demands Prince made It doesnt get any bigger than THE ARTIST
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Heard he was over the top too
MJ meant business too, but when you messed up or something he would just say this is why we practice, it wasn’t aggressive at all. Nothing worse than having to work with a nasty artist.
This is why I never have bought into this Beyonce act
Its so beautiful outside today..le sigh…I can’t wait for Spring/Summer
Naija should I @em or dap em.
@ Bombshell Esq: Yso has been escalating for the past month or so. Beyonce Stans can’t control themselves.
Sam, I think Jesus is done for the day. Buddah might be available.
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Or Nanu or whatever the head ailen in charge is named for Scientology might be open…
goat76 says:
Hey Auntie Sandy, How much rope I got left? Ion won’t no surprises, so I need to know.
Signed
Deez
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Goat logg the fugg off with this shyt
NaijaGal says:
you ever see a font and go “here go this bitch”, no? me either…and I’m sure some folks feel the same about my font
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The blood of Jesus…. And to answer the question, yes.
Bootcampgirl says:
Agreeing with the rest, I don’t think Nev or Max are gay.
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Is that why they sleep in the same hotel room on every road trip? Surely MTV can afford to pay for separate hotel rooms for 2 grown men?
Some people simply do not know how to tread lightly. It’s too bad because she was a great poster!
@Unapologetic
oh and @everyone Sandra will ban you if you try to call her out or talk slick about her…her blog, her decisions, I’ve been there before…
marquez269 says:
Loggin in cuz i can How everybody doing Im all moved!!!
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Hey Marquezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I’s been a missing you like crazy ala Natalie Cole
Is that my boo thang?
No doubt she got ova the comment about the Kang’s kids
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I guess I Missed a POST.Catch it later
YSO
was not a stan 
And yall can keep yall cheap likka. If she aint worth your top shelf ok buhbye!
Where they do that at? For one of the fallen.
YSO did not get banned over her comment over the harris chirren… Y’all better do like nev and take it to google and the come back and
Jenie who aint phoney to you honey
you be on the roll 
@Dimpz
Had she had asked me I would of went with the first option…but then again it could even be me…..
Sandra now u know Yso is not a Bey Stan
That is the ultimate burn. Sandra +1
@Sandra
So you don’t think that they may just do that to save on money while they are filming the first season of a show somewhat gorilla style???
YSo a Stan? Hardy har har.
Who Dat says:
organisers
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How Queen’s English of ya Sandra. It comes out from time to time huh
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Actually, you Americans have been spelling “organise” wrong for centuries.
OTB watch out @ Sandra #137.
Love cocky ghost messages. The security of keyboards!
marquez269 says:
Loggin in cuz i can How everybody doing Im all moved!!!
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Is that my boo thang? Hey Marquezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I’s been a missing you like crazy ala Natalie Cole
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Its me I been lurking a lot but I been seeing you change your gravi every few days! they been funny
no @ing or dapping necessary
it’s never that serious 
or is it
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
Ok real talk here! Cause I’m confused as heyul…what did Yso font that got her banned?..cause Sandra say she gave her enough rope to hang herself. Inquiring minds wanna know…Ms. Sandra can you just please fill me in on that…
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No doubt she got ova the comment about the Kang’s kids… Aunty don’t play about them Harris kids guhl…. #helpful
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Well Auntie knows I love me some TIP….and those kids are just ADORABLE!
@HeartLand Nice Gravie!!
I dont see a problem with Nev and camera guy sleeping in the same room,Mo Money for . . ______ whateva”
@Sandra, they’re friends on the road filming a show
My friends and I usually have about 4 females to a room if we go out of town and NONE of us are 
…
Sam says:
Jenie who aint phoney to you honey you be on the roll
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You know what got dayum
you right I do say ish a lot 
I call it how I see it though seriously
Is that why they sleep in the same hotel room on every road trip? Surely MTV can afford to pay for separate hotel rooms for 2 grown men\
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told yall everybody is the gay. you can’t be shirtless by the pool, you definitely can’t share a hotel room, you can go out to lunch, you can no longer have male friends if you do you are
<— really says the gay 
Sandra Rose says:
@ Bombshell Esq: Yso has been escalating for the past month or so. Beyonce Stans can’t control themselves
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So u keeping a list of folks u have on probation
*checks rope and goes to the
like that cousin you have to put up with cause your momma says he/she family but the whole time you just want their throat to close up or in this case fingers fall off…let me stop and take it to the alter
*off to my meeting*
Yso, a stan????
Sheeeeeiiiiiittttttt!!!! 
marquez269 says:
marquez269 says:
Loggin in cuz i can How everybody doing Im all moved!!!
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Is that my boo thang? Hey Marquezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I’s been a missing you like crazy ala Natalie Cole
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Its me I been lurking a lot but I been seeing you change your gravi every few days! they been funny
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Oh you know I gotta change it up a bit…so you all settled in H-town I take it? My other bestie is moving there next week
Hey Auntie Sandy, How much rope I got left? Ion won’t no surprises, so I need to know.
Signed
Deez
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Signs KDub undaneef @Goat signature.
Cause as the Rose with the most bannings (that is still active) I need to know too. I am up to 6 I think.
Sandra Rose says:
@ Bombshell Esq: Yso has been escalating for the past month or so. Beyonce Stans can’t control themselves.
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Fair enough… I can respect that Aunty.
I read a story that she was the nicest celeb in the past 10yrs or so. Speaking to the crew members, shaking hands and what not…When I met Bey…On the set of a movie…I was Ali Larters body double
Anyhoo…Bey was very sweet, soft spoken, and shy…It was her bodyguard who was the fool…I remember thinking puhhhleaze. Aint nobody checkin for that big head heaux (trade mark Players Club) and I’m a fan…But him being all jumpy like everyone just wanted to capture strands of her wig for ebay was over kill…Ok…And her Mama having a directors chair 
Chile…I won’t go there…Bey was sweet tho…As was Angie…Who wanted the D btw…I had to politely let her know I don swing that way 
unless you got Bey money-HELLO…
MARQUEZ!!!!
Glad ur all moved in
OTB first
second hun sit yo smart ass on yo hands mkay
Ty says:
Sandra Rose says:
@ Bombshell Esq: Yso has been escalating for the past month or so. Beyonce Stans can’t control themselves
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So u keeping a list of folks u have on probation
*checks rope and goes to the
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She been watching Ty
seriously 
Lawd Brenden
RIF I’m home on my phone. Numbers mean nothing in mobile. But if she feel like banning me thats cool.
like that cousin you have to put up with cause your momma says he/she family but the whole time you just want their throat to close up or in this case fingers fall off…let me stop and take it to the alter
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Well damn.
@ Harlem…talk to her please.
I don’t think this story is true… Her PR does an excellent job making sure stories are put out prior to a big event and ” news outlets” buy into… Hence all these stories coming out prior to Super Bowl…oh btw I’m
buy ya own likka
Can we plz not discuss fukked up cousins right now cause I got a FEW to pick a bone with.
What da hell did I miss
marquez269 says:
marquez269 says:
Loggin in cuz i can How everybody doing Im all moved!!!
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Is that my boo thang? Hey Marquezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I’s been a missing you like crazy ala Natalie Cole
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Its me I been lurking a lot but I been seeing you change your gravi every few days! they been funny
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Oh you know I gotta change it up a bit…so you all settled in H-town I take it? My other bestie is moving there next week
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Im all settled everything is huge but ill get used to it @luvn Thanks!!!!
mrsloveleigh says:
I also don’t believe Nev and Max are lovers. Nev doesn’t seem the type to hide in the closet
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Please tell me you see how Max “runs” Nev and attempts to control him like a domineering Top would?
oh OTB, thats not what I was saying. She called YSO a Bey stan.. that is your Title up in here. We shall not take that away from you.
MZ she buggin
Hahaa it’s hilarious, had to have it! @ by luVn_liFe
BETA we all miss what happened
we just as lost
like a domineering Top would?
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OTB
hypocrisy is soooooooooooooooooo real
(not you otb)
What’s the purpose if I sit on my hands? This is Cuba huh? Lolololol I slowly understand the disdain for Obama too..
Ty says:
Sandra Rose says:
@ Bombshell Esq: Yso has been escalating for the past month or so. Beyonce Stans can’t control themselves
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So u keeping a list of folks u have on probation
*checks rope and goes to the
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GAGIRL87 says:
I do think that Bey and Jay have Sandra on their payroll myself
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then why aren’t I pushing a drop top Rolls Royce Phantom?
No need. I can pour out yalls.
with them eyes beta you didn’t catch it either
and you was lookin both ways 
This aint Cuba but
deja lo por favor
hides in the
wit a drink wit diva so we dont get banned
marquez269 says:
marquez269 says:
marquez269 says:
Loggin in cuz i can How everybody doing Im all moved!!!
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Is that my boo thang? Hey Marquezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I’s been a missing you like crazy ala Natalie Cole
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Its me I been lurking a lot but I been seeing you change your gravi every few days! they been funny
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Oh you know I gotta change it up a bit…so you all settled in H-town I take it? My other bestie is moving there next week
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Im all settled everything is huge but ill get used to it @luvn Thanks!!!!
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That’s good to hear! I’ll let you know when I come that way…I can take you for a friendly drink!!!! #isaidfriendly
Jenie guess I got to put my reading glasses on *going back to search*
OTB: Got a hair question for ya…
do you moisturize your scalp then seal it with oil?
Rope check
marquez269 says:
hides in the wit a drink wit diva so we dont get banned
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with Marquez
You know we got some lost time to make up for!
Dang Auntie, I ain’t seen that old school Banned stamp since you banned me way back when. Sorry to see another rose de-flowered. Hopefully she will be able to get reinstated soon.
<———– should have plenty of rope, right Ms. Sandra Rose?
Slick typing on a blog lol. Jesus pls take the fonts!!!
Beyonce Takes Credit for ‘Writing’ Songs
Published October 18, 2005
Beyonce: She Didn’t Write The Songs
Vanity Fair finally puts a solo African-American on its cover, and doesn’t do any fact checking.
Beyonce Knowles, who’s full of sass and has a striking voice, actually thinks she’s a songwriter. She says so in the new Vanity Fair.
In fact, Beyonce did not write her big hit “Crazy in Love,” or even conceive of it. “Crazy in Love” — its horns, percussion, chief melody and overall “feel” — was written by the late and very great Eugene Record of the Chi-Lites (he died this summer). The group recorded and released it in 1969 as “Are You My Woman (Tell Me So).”
Indeed, the person who sought out the track was hip-hop producer Rich Harrison. He’s the go-to guy when you need to sample something obscure because you can’t write your own music.
He told MTV.com in February 2004 that he’d had the sample for some time, long before Beyonce knew about it.
“Yeah, I had it in the chamber,” he told the Web site. “I hadn’t really shopped it much, because sometimes you don’t want to come out of the bag before it’s right.”
Harrison then brought Jay-Z in to add a rap. The result was such a success that Harrison would later adapt the horn section from the Chi-Lites’ record for similar records he produced for pop singers Amerie and Jennifer Lopez.
The Vanity Fair article, however, makes it seem like Beyonce is a genius songwriter who came up with all this stuff. Knowles says, without her veracity being questioned: “‘Crazy in Love’ was really hard to write because there was so much going on … I mean, I had written — what? —seven, eight number one songs with Destiny’s Child, in a row.” Of Jay-Z’s added rap: “I knew the song wasn’t complete because the horns were so old school…”
There, she is correct. The horns were old school. They were charted 36 years ago by Record, who also wrote “Have You Seen Her?,” “Oh Girl,” “Am I The Same Girl?” and many other classic R&B hits. Unfortunately, he’s no longer here to defend himself.
In the Vanity Fair article, Beyonce also claims to have “written” seven No. 1 songs. Again, not exactly. Her name is on them all. But “Independent Woman, Pt. 1” was authored by Samuel J. Barnes and Jean Claude Olivier, tweaked by producer Cory Rooney and added to by …Beyonce. Olivier and Barnes also worked on constructing Jennifer Lopez’s “Jenny from the Block.”
“Say My Name,” a big Destiny’s Child hit, was written by Rodney Jerkins, his brother Freddie and Rodney’s writing partner LeShawn Daniels. The names of the four girls from the group were added again, so they could share in the collection of royalties.
There’s more: “Baby Boy” was based on a hit by reggae star Ini Kamoze called “Here Comes the Hot Stepper.” “Naughty Girl” is merely a hefty sample of Donna Summer and Giorgio Moroder’s “Love to Love You Baby.” “Bills Bills Bills” was written by singer/songwriter Kandi Burruss and producer Kevin Briggs. “Nasty Girl” and “Survivor” were the work of composer/producer Anthony Dent, who had to share credit with not only Beyonce but also her father, Matthew Knowles. “Bootylicious” is simply Stevie Nicks’s “Edge of Seventeen.”
Nicks, following Sting’s lead from years ago with Diddy’s sample of “Every Breath You Take,” did not allow Destiny’s Child or Beyonce to get any royalties at all. Rock on, Stevie!
In fact, not one of the songs listed under Beyonce’s name on the BMI Web site is written solely by her. They are usually credited to a list of songwriters. The list comprises the actual writers, and then a few people who’ve “tweaked” the song with a rap or by adding samples.
But this is the way it’s done in hip-hop and rap. “Writing” a song has new meaning. It means “licensing” the song from another writer. The word “composer” is not in the hip-hop dictionary.
This can make for a peculiar situation at the Grammy Awards. In 2000, Jerkins and his writing team had to share the Grammy for Best R&B Song for “Say My Name” with the members of Destiny’s Child because their names were on the credits.
In 2003, Beyonce, Harrison and Jay-Z won a couple of Grammys including Best R&B Song for “Crazy in Love.” Record’s name isn’t even listed on the Grammy Web site and he was the writer. Hopefully his widow is getting checks.
Over the weekend I discussed this phenomenon with a famous songwriter concerning rapper Nelly, whose albums — like Kanye West’s — are made up of samples of previous works. I thought they’d find the whole thing deplorable. Not so.
“Really?” they said, realizing the revenue that could be realized. “I’ll send him my whole catalogue for his next one!”
Otherwise, Vanity Fair’s annual music issue, as has been noted elsewhere, is an attempt to make up for not including African-Americans in years of previous issues. The magazine photographed nearly all of the most famous members of the hip-hop and rap community. Most of them fare very well, although Sean “Diddy” Combs probably regrets his portrait.
Denzel, Stars at Private A-List Extravaganza
Clive Davis is famous for his annual pre-Grammy show featuring dozens of music stars. But —and I hate to say it — he was at least matched, if not outdone, on Saturday night down at the Atlantis Hotel celebration in the Bahamas.
This was only one night after Patti LaBelle taped her 60th birthday special at the hotel for airing on UPN with stars like Ashanti, Michael McDonald, Kelly Rowland and Nelly (see Monday’s column).
The next night was a combination of two 70th birthdays — Sol Kerzner, who owns the Atlantis, and Sam “Soul Man” Moore. Here was the lineup of performers, who played the smallish Coral Room at Atlantis for about 500 people: Moore, Billy Preston, Sheila E. with Emilio Estefan (husband of Gloria), Chaka Khan, Lionel Richie, The O’Jays with Gerald Levert, Oleta Adams, Ashford & Simpson with McDonald, Gloria Gaynor, Bebe Winans and LaBelle again.
In the audience: Denzel Washington with wife Pauletta and six burly bodyguards.
As Kerzner resorts’ Jerry Inzerillo said, there were nine members of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, each performing their own No. 1 hits. It was quite a gathering.
The highlights were many: Moore and McDonald on “When Something is Wrong with My Baby,” with Preston on keyboards. When Sheila E. joined them on drums for “Soul Man,” the song was changed at the end into “Sol Man” — a birthday treat from one guest of honor to the other.
There was no sampling. No one used a guide vocal, a computer, a pre-recorded track or a fake anything. It was all spontaneous, with music master Greg Phillinganes — now also in the reformed, revived Toto — leading an incredibly talented band and three back-up singers. Everyone sang on key, too. How old fashioned!
The O’Jays did an extended funky version of “For the Love of Money.” Chaka Khan wailed like a mutha, as they say, through “Tell Me Something Good” and “Ain’t Nobody. “When she did “I’m Every Woman,” Valerie Simpson and Nick Ashford — who wrote it — danced in front of the stage. It was about three feet away from them. It was that kind of night.
The couple also helped McDonald through their songs, “Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing” and “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.” People at the tables around us kept saying, “They wrote that one, too?” Yes, they did, all by themselves.
Sheila E. and Estefan set up their drums in the audience so they could add to Richie doing “All Night Long” (there wasn’t enough room on the stage). Who knew Emilio was so good? Sheila E. told me later she’s making a new album, and Prince — her original mentor — is giving her a helping hand.
The night was so hopped up with knock-out performers, but there was time to introduce a new singer, too, who’s making a name for herself in Nashville. Shanna Crooks, who might give Jessica Simpson and some other young divas a run for their money when she’s signed, wowed the very experienced crowd with a song called “I’ll Be Your Escape.”
Ivana Trump, Bebe Buell, Denise Rich, Evander Holyfield and Butch Lewis were among those who helped sing “Happy Birthday” to Kerzner, along with a wild Junkanoo band.
Preston, who has no functioning kidneys, rocked the house with “Nothing from Nothing” and “Will it Go Round in Circles.” Preston — the “fifth Beatle” — joined Richie on a couple of his songs like “Brickhouse” and “Dancing on the Ceiling,” playing on an organ that Kerzner had imported from Miami just for the night, for him.
Even Denzel’s bodyguards had a good time! More tomorrow from this music-filled weekend at the Atlantis…
And…
Since this is such a music column today, I’ve rediscovered a “lost” album that’s worth digging up. Stewart Levine, who also produced Culture Club’s many hits, made a mini-classic with Simply Red in 1990 called “A New Flame.” Mick Hucknall has never sung better. The album includes the group’s cover of Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes’ “If You Don’t Know Me By Now.” For blue-eyed soul at its best, this is a find…
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Old article…but hot steaming tea for the BeyBuzzards!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ty says:
Sandra Rose says:
@ Bombshell Esq: Yso has been escalating for the past month or so. Beyonce Stans can’t control themselves
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So u keeping a list of folks u have on probation
*checks rope and goes to the
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She been watching Ty seriously
Like a flashlight cop “I see u” 
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Hopefully she will be able to get reinstated soon.
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The word is “re-incarnated”
GAGIRL87 says:
I do think that Bey and Jay have Sandra on their payroll myself
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This could be true, I think Beyonce uses negative publicity as a tatic to get attention because we know people not buying the music like they use to. She probably released the lip sync story herself
Donna del Gatto says:
@Sandra
So you don’t think that they may just do that to save on money while they are filming the first season of a show somewhat gorilla style???
I hope you’re joking?
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#207 why you gotta post all of that…. *stomps off*
Im aint no snitch but dayum that LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng article pasted up there deserves a
daFugg
Wow @ all of this. Not the story, but everything else. Google is a powerful tool tho.
Back to Call of Duty it is
MzDimplez1123 says:
Can we plz not discuss fukked up cousins right now cause I got a FEW to pick a bone with.
Why does family not pay u back and come and ask for some more money 
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They owe u money Dimpz
Ty says:
So u keeping a list of folks u have on probation
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No, but I keep my third eye on those who consistently try me.
then why aren’t I pushing a drop top Rolls Royce Phantom?
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@ Sandra you gotta benz and can afford louie and chit
I can’t!
@DoNot, you know good and well ain’t nobody reading all’o'dat…
Kynedy L says:
Slick typing on a blog lol. Jesus pls take the fonts!!!
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you can’t mess with the almighty Keyboard Security! Keyboards come with warning labels now that say. “The person using this device will begin to hallucinate they can jump through screens and whoop somebody’s *ss”
E-Thuggin is real in 2013
so you want top shelf to pour out?
<—– tocka vodka for yew
I use pepp. Whip @Gigs on my scalp just a couple of times a week. Suppossedly the more water you take in, the more nourished your scalp is? My chit is dry tho so I have to add something to my scalp.
luVn_liFe… says:
Im aint no snitch but dayum that LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng article pasted up there deserves a
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Luvn I stand wif you
@Sandra
No, I wasn’t joking…but ehhh…whatevs…
Hey pretty lady @Jenny
seent yo gravi for the 1st time last night. Usually I’m on my fone (British style 
shouts to Sandra) Anyway…Nev aint gay. He’s a White boy. Yall can’t hold him to the ridiculously high standards of masculinity that yall hold us bruthas to. We have a gard enough time trynna remember not to smile in photos n what not 
OutsidetheBox says:
And yall can keep yall cheap likka. If she aint worth your top shelf ok buhbye!
Where they do that at? For one of the fallen.
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Bootcampgirl says:
@DoNot, you know good and well ain’t nobody reading all’o’dat…
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<—cane pole
Beat dat azz harder for that shyt…….matter of fact use this cane pole
@Diva
I was like there is no way I’m reading that…
Oh I see someone started their on blog on this blog…where the fugg is the rope?
@ Tyler Perry’s BRENDEN: The one chance that I had to meet Bey back in 2007, her Secret Service people stood between me and her like I was a sniper. We were standing 6 feet apart and I could not see the color of her roots.
<— Glad she put in her order for the "Free YSO" onesie yesterday
That banned default gravi is giving way too much attitude.
@ TY…Not money. yall know about my Gma well, my cousins have been very little to NO help. One hasn’t even called to check on her since she went to the hospital, she’s been home since Friday. This chick had the nerve to text me with a hair question though.
Sandra Rose says:
Ty says:
So u keeping a list of folks u have on probation
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No, but I keep my third eye on those who consistently try m
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Is it possible that you could post that try me list of fonters? ok guess not
I could not see the color of her roots. <<<<<<< shade
No rope for that one Gyp. Might end up around its neck.
Stevie Nicks’s “Edge of Seventeen.”
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Stephanie is MY BISH okay?
Brenden
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Oh I see someone started their on blog on this blog…where the fugg is the rope?
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Say what now???
Preciate that Bombshell! That’s what’s up!
Bootcampgirl says:
@Diva I was like there is no way I’m reading that…
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I scrolled right on past that long azz post!!!! Ain’t nobody got time for dat in 2013!
Ahh I feel ya OTB…I was told that using a cream and sealing with an oil like 2-3 times a week can mazimize growth and retain length
the mobile site done came up, eh?
Do I need to google something cause I missed something…
I am suppose to be in a meetin
playing hookie
I refuse to believe those demands!! Nope
Can we get some Mid-day Glory to lighten the mood?
how can you grow hair back around the edges after wearing too many lacefronts..
@Dimpz
SheeSh At #235
did u go slap off or contain urself?
Cougar I appreciate you exposing your realness level. You keep your likka, dear.
Don’t waste it on one of the best fonts. Every dog has its day.
Nothing but Black/White Henny for OTB
GAGIRL87 says:
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Oh I see someone started their on blog on this blog…where the fugg is the rope?
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Say what now???
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so you don’t see that long azz post
No, but I keep my third eye
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You got a third eye?
Can I see it?
@ Luv…I held it in. My Gma told me she’s gonna deal with them when she gets on her feet. I ignored her ass though.
kingstonn says:
how can you grow hair back around the edges after wearing too many lacefronts..
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Speaking of this I read somewhere that the glue from the lace front has caused some type of skin cancer
Kingstunn gone! Lmao wth
OutsidetheBox says:
Cougar I appreciate you exposing your realness level. You keep your likka, dear.
Don’t waste it on one of the best fonts. Every dog has its day.
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I just tried to change the subject
@ Your name here I skipped ova it
@ kita
ion use the phone (TRILL) but gimme her number and I’ll call her. (REAL)
You need to do the opposite of your name for that bullchit
It’s right between the last row of freeze curls and the top strap of the back pack!
Can I see it
jeniefrumdabloc says:
kingstonn says:
how can you grow hair back around the edges after wearing too many lacefronts..
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Speaking of this I read somewhere that the glue from the lace front has caused some type of skin cancer
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I know that glue has eaten up many of folks edges!!!!! they need a edge disclaimer on the tag…
@ jenie I heard the bonding glue causes cancer too!
Headed to the
with GAGIRL to 
@ otb
that’s what Kita’s cousin asked her! ain’t say hey.. how’s grammy? but I’m bald and want my hair back.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ TY…Not money. yall know about my Gma well, my cousins have been very little to NO help. One hasn’t even called to check on her since she went to the hospital, she’s been home since Friday. This chick had the nerve to text me with a hair question though
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U got her told right
Dimpz, you are too cute to cuss people out. Just give them the “eye” when you see them. They know they ain’t sh*t
Lololol BCC! ok I’m sorry! Just thought that deserved some refont. My SIS defintely deserves the bess! Speaking her mind..speaking everybodys
Who Dat says:
No, but I keep my third eye
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You got a third eye?
Can I see it?
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I envision it like Mark Wahlberg’s 3rd nipple
Whoa
Who Dat says:
No, but I keep my third eye
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You got a third eye?
Can I see it?
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Looks like you’re losing slack in yo rope!!
@KDUB
go home!
@mzd im sorry to hear about your Gma. may the Lord bless her with a speedy recovery…And your cousin with split ends
how can you grow hair back around the edges after wearing too many lacefronts..
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Speaking of this I read somewhere that the glue from the lace front has caused some type of skin cancer
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Monistat can help
split ends = edges.
Betamax82 says:
What da hell did I miss
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Judging by them eyes, (more than) a few Opthamalogist (sp) appointments.
@ OTB
I aint talmbout YSO, i’m talmbout women who think their top shelf vagina deserves top shelf perks. I thought your comment about likka was in response to my original comment. me thinks maybe I need to go touchup on how to decipher fonts on here.
I envision it like Mark Wahlberg’s 3rd nipple
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MARKY MARK got a third NIP?
I wanna see that too…
Can we get a new post? Being in this one is like hanging out at a funeral too long. Everybody standing around the grave trying to find something to talk about and ignoring the dead body in the ground. Uncle LeRoy trying to figure out when he will get to the bottom of the flask to pour out those last two drops of Henney.
@ jenie come on pls and thank you is that LOUD you smoking on???
I’ve only seen the Catfish show once but since I’ve read so much on here about it I decided to check out last nights episode. I’m maybe 10 minutes in….why are the guys so
? Like really the voice the whole thing. This is too much 
Short recap…brb
Is it possible that you could post that try me list of fonters? ok guess not
GAGIRL87 says:
@ jenie come on pls and thank you is that LOUD you smoking on???
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Lmaoooooo KITA I’m sorry! Lmaooo I can’t wait till jojo get on her feet. Make sure you hide her checkbook. Cuz gonna be buying stock in lacefronts lmao
prynsexxx says:
Betamax82 says:
What da hell did I miss
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Judging by them eyes, (more than) a few Opthamalogist (sp) appointments.
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Lawwwddd!!!!!!
i need a “can” transfusion! i’m totally drained of “can”!
@diva . ..
Girl GOOGLE KENYA MOORES ASHY FEET!!!!
@Ladieleo, maybe because they are gay
#noshade keep watching the PDA is the best part 
Monistat can help
I am dying! RIP YSO!!!
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ReadingIsFundamental says:
Can we get a new post? Being in this one is like hanging out at a funeral too long. Everybody standing around the grave trying to find something to talk about and ignoring the dead body in the ground. Uncle LeRoy trying to figure out when he will get to the bottom of the flask to pour out those last two drops of Henney.
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I guess I would play the role of Uncle LeRoy
Monistat can help
not this again – oh lawd
I promise I would die laughing if I ever found out someone put Monistat on they scalp to re-grow hair 
Diva says:
Ya’ll please google Jennifer Garner’s feet
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I can not with them toes
them joints all kind of lengths 
Bootcampgirl says:
@Ladieleo, maybe because they are gay #noshade keep watching the PDA is the best part
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Correction they are “the gay”
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Diva says:
Ya’ll please google Jennifer Garner’s feet
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I can not with them toes them joints all kind of lengths
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guhl I died twice!!!!
@100%, go to YT, there’s loads of videos of people doing just that…
*breathes again* cause I was like noooooooo not Cougar! Yall know decent male font is few and far between. I’m sorry Cougar. I’m in my feelings. *tucks
away* thanks 
Diva says:
Ya’ll please google Jennifer Garner’s feet
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You owe me $14 for my lunch becayse you ain’t shyt for this here…
*Ashy CRACKED Feet
Bloop BLOOP
I believe that about Jill Scott, I seen her at a Philly concert and she was so bitchy, I couldn’t wait until her ass left the stage and Prince arrive. I haven’t listened to her since, at least not on nothing I paid for…she nasty as all get out!
Hello Sandra & everyone,
I love TI,Tiny,& Monica
I hate President Obama & Beyonce
Lalas marriage is a charade
All black women are only good for being baby mommas and hood squirrels
@Luvn
those feet got chalky on em!
Recap
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Bey is being a pain in the azz to some organisers of Superbowl 47. I said that is the Anglish in Sandra to spell it that way… but SHE said WE Americans been spelling it wrong. I looked it up though and found that “organiser” is considered to be “alternative spelling”…so whatevs.
Yso got out of pocket or so said the moderator of this blog (Sandranetta Rose Mae Lynn Marie Jankins Smiff) and so she got banned. With the old school ban stamp.
I think I MISUNDERSTOOD the meaning of third eye (a lil damage control so I don’t get MY azz banned).
Lacefront glue causes cancer. Somebody need to call Naomi Campbell and Brandy AS to gatdayum AP in that case. Tell them to go get their foreheads checked out STAT
This recap has been brung to you by Kdub. The twenty nif day of Danuary. Two thousand and thirteenf.
I guess I would play the role of Uncle LeRoy
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we’s goin to be twins then!!! can u tell me what happened? im just drankin and dont know what happenin!!!
*because
DIVA you got me all discombubulated
then why aren’t I pushing a drop top Rolls Royce Phantom?
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@ Sandra you gotta benz and can afford louie and chit I can’t!
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Sandra got Guap and don’t want to auction off that Louis V bookbag for me to win
@rif you killing me slowly over here! Warning labels on keyboards, blog funerals, two drops of Henny that Uncle leroy promised me…get cho as offa dis dam site…bout to make my fake hernia burst!
ANyone seen Caramel/Kenys all day? I need a good laugh
Imma need yall to stop puttin monistat on every dang on thing
Diva says:
those feet got chalky on em!
THEY LOOK LIKE SHE WAS RUNNING THRU THE JOHNSON/JOHNSON BABY POWDER SECTION!
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
Ya’ll please google Jennifer Garner’s feet
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You owe me $14 for my lunch becayse you ain’t shyt for this here…
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I’mma borrow it from Keesh when she get her refund….you gotta wait till the 1st though
But it works 100%. You done died for not.
Afiya says:
I believe that about Jill Scott, I seen her at a Philly concert and she was so bitchy, I couldn’t wait until her ass left the stage and Prince arrive. I haven’t listened to her since, at least not on nothing I paid for…she nasty as all get out!
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NOT Jill
Bootcampgirl says:
@100%, go to YT, there’s loads of videos of people doing just that…
SERIOUSLY!!! That is the craziest
Jennifer Garner a nasty sprite bish, I remember when that bish had holes in her undies walkin around with her kids…
Bytch you ain’t got no struggle, your undies should be fresh and hole free..and not visible to the public..I bet she smells like sour cream and onions
So when Jennifer Garner was doing the show Alias, they made her use her own feet to do the stunts?
luVn_liFe… says:
Diva says:
those feet got chalky on em!
THEY LOOK LIKE SHE WAS RUNNING THRU THE JOHNSON/JOHNSON BABY POWDER SECTION!
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She need to sit her ashy heel azz down somewhere instead of doing all that Gone with the Wind twirling…bish u is ashy on yo feets
Dubb is a damn fool
AS to gatdayum AP in that case. Tell them to go get their foreheads checked out STAT
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Jesus why lordt
Gigi26 says:
Jennifer Garner a nasty sprite bish, I remember when that bish had holes in her undies walkin around with her kids…
Bytch you ain’t got no struggle, your undies should be fresh and hole free..and not visible to the public..I bet she smells like sour cream and onions
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@bOMbSHELL WHATCHU EATING 4 LURRNCH?
@Future Doc I’m tryna tell you all this blog TRAFFIC Sandra gets humph
Yso if you can see me baby….olive juice sis.
Olive Juice.
Jennifer’s toes look like they are saying:
NOooOOOoooOoooOOoooooOOOOooOOOoooOOOoooOooOoXXXOOoooOOoooOOOOO
YSO
How do I say goodbye to what we had?
The good times that made us laugh
Outweigh the bad.
I thought we’d get to see forever
But forever’s gone away
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
I don’t know where this road
Is going to lead
All I know is where we’ve been
And what we’ve been through.
If we get to see tomorrow
I hope it’s worth all the wait
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
And I’ll take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
And I’ll take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
GAGIRL87 says:
Afiya says:
I believe that about Jill Scott, I seen her at a Philly concert and she was so bitchy, I couldn’t wait until her ass left the stage and Prince arrive. I haven’t listened to her since, at least not on nothing I paid for…she nasty as all get out!
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NOT Jill
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Yes Jill heard she is a hot mess
Personally I think she …. never mind 
OutsidetheBox says:
But it works 100%. You done died for not.
Are you for real, it really works?? Hell To The Naw! I don’t believe it
Next thing yall gonna say is sulfur 8 on ya kittky kat makes it tighter
@100%
and some swear by it…#YTjunkie
no lie, no lie, no liei..
This recap has been brung to you by Kdub. The twenty nif day of Danuary. Two thousand and thirteenf.
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BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH GIGILICOUS!!!! Lawd BABY Heyzuz SAVE US!!!!
bisssh YOU IS KRAY KRAY
@100%
are you just finding about Sulfur 8 #thatisalie
OH HELL NAW NOT JILL SCOTT!!
I’ll remove her from my Pandora stations (she’s one of my faves since they play some bomb jazz on it) if she’s nasty…
Hmmm if I go to one of her concerts and she nasty i’ll yell out “That’s why your ex left you, you muffin shaped bytch!”
@ Shaun..Jojo don’t do checks or credit. All cash.
Diva says:
Bootcampgirl says:
@Ladieleo, maybe because they are gay #noshade keep watching the PDA is the best part
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Correction they are “the gay”
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I mean I know they are gay but this one dude is just so over the top….I’m gonna keep watching though.
Who Dat says:
Recap
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Bey is being a pain in the azz to some organisers of Superbowl 47. I said that is the Anglish in Sandra to spell it that way… but SHE said WE Americans been spelling it wrong. I looked it up though and found that “organiser” is considered to be “alternative spelling”…so whatevs.
Yso got out of pocket or so said the moderator of this blog (Sandranetta Rose Mae Lynn Marie Jankins Smiff) and so she got banned. With the old school ban stamp.
I think I MISUNDERSTOOD the meaning of third eye (a lil damage control so I don’t get MY azz banned).
Lacefront glue causes cancer. Somebody need to call Naomi Campbell and Brandy AS to gatdayum AP in that case. Tell them to go get their foreheads checked out STAT
This recap has been brung to you by Kdub. The twenty nif day of Danuary. Two thousand and thirteenf.
thing yall gonna say is sulfur 8 on ya kittky kat makes it tighter
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please go
Milky says:
I guess I would play the role of Uncle LeRoy
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we’s goin to be twins then!!! can u tell me what happened? im just drankin and dont know what happenin!!!
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Sandra got her big azz BANNED stamp…it was large as a Macy’s Day Parade float…Yso was on the watch list and SR kilt her font
Ion talk about folks kids but I will say that Violet Affleck, according to Suri’s burn book, is gonna be just like her mama.
sulfur 8 on ya kittky kat makes it tighter<—I CAN See HOw This WOULD WORK!
@DIVAAAAAAAAAAA thats WHY PORCH stay calling KenYa ASHY,I Mean errytime they have words!
Yes Jill heard she is a hot mess Personally I think she …. never mind
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@Jenie
!!! So you saying NOT only is her attitude bad but she’s a carpet munchkin too????
I LOVE her music so much
Bootcampgirl says:
@100% are you just finding about Sulfur 8 #thatisalie
Ya’ll roses is CRAZY!!
Gigi26 says:
Jennifer Garner a nasty sprite bish, I remember when that bish had holes in her undies walkin around with her kids…
Bytch you ain’t got no struggle, your undies should be fresh and hole free..and not visible to the public..I bet she smells like sour cream and onions
Sam says:
thing yall gonna say is sulfur 8 on ya kittky kat makes it tighter
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that sulfa 8 will burn the hell outta that kitty kat along with BlueStar ointment….ya’ll bet not
@LadieLeo, very flamboyant (sp?)
Hmmm if I go to one of her concerts and she nasty i’ll yell out “That’s why your ex left you, you muffin shaped bytch!”
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Muffin shaped doe GiGi you dead wrong!!!
Sandra got her big azz BANNED stamp…it was large as a Macy’s Day Parade float…Yso was on the watch list and SR kilt her font
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i tried to go back and see where yso was wrong and didnt see anything. What did I miss! #hatesbeingconfused
100% usa made! says:
OutsidetheBox says:
But it works 100%. You done died for not.
Are you for real, it really works?? Hell To The Naw! I don’t believe it Next thing yall gonna say is sulfur 8 on ya kittky kat makes it tighter
Like those balls Kandi had in all day 
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Jen Garner’s toes was tryna throw up some gang signs…but in the END just said….ahhhh FUGG it.
I aint seen toes like that since Wendell Williams. Like @Prynn said her shats looked like they go bump in the gatdayum NIGHT. She has since got them fixed. And I am sure her husband is thankful.
according to Suri’s burn book
@oTb whats ThAt Mean?? some scientology stuff?? 4Real?
Bootcampgirl says:
@100% are you just finding about Sulfur 8 #thatisalie
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Sulfur 8 STANK!
I love me some Black N Bossie or Kalawentz tho’.
ummm imma stick w/ the kegals i don’t want NO sulfur in my snatch not 1 not 2 defintely not 8
If he thank my “flower bed” is loose I’ll find a bigger duck
according to Suri’s burn book
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Woke up this morning with a smile on my face
Jumped out of bed, took a shower, dressed, cleaned up my place
Made me some breakfast, toast, 2 scrambled eggs, grits
Grabbed my keys, grabbed my purse, grabbed my jacket
Off to work, beaming all the way down 3rd
Is it the way you love me baby?
Is it the way you love me baby?
Sad part though, she doesn’t wear lacefronts so, that means she took the time to ask me a question for someone else and STILL didn’t think to ask about my grandmother. She’s on FB everyday bragging about how great her Bestie and love of her life are. Chick has a new love every 2mos though.
Who Dat says:
Jen Garner’s toes was tryna throw up some gang signs…but in the END just said….ahhhh FUGG it.
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that pinky toe didn’t know what to do…
Sorry yall I done popped a painkiller my freakin mouf killing me from this damn wisdom toof they took out! So excuse mah fonts if they nasty than usual
YSO: I’ll continue my undying hatred for that roach faced bytch Brandy Norwood..her lyin rat hair wearing ass
Diva let em put that crap on the kitty
sho nuff will make it type after ya shat accumulate scabs on it 
Try putting fat free yogurt NO flavor up that twat after sex menestration or whenever and it’ll revive thang #truestory
One hunnid just look at the science behind it. If your scalp has a fungal infection, dermatitis or dandruff for instance, psoriasis too..if you clear that, youll get better growth.
Sulfur 8 is formulated with sulfur because sulfur is important to growth. People buy MSM and the like to get that crucial sulfur without the mineral oil and bull**** the industry uses.
that sulfa 8 will burn the hell outta that kitty kat along with BlueStar ointment…
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WHO THE HELL using Blue IVY Star erntment on they snatch? Ain’t that for psoriasis, jock itch, ringworm, staph and athlete’s foot?
Gigi26 says:
OH HELL NAW NOT JILL SCOTT!!
I’ll remove her from my Pandora stations (she’s one of my faves since they play some bomb jazz on it) if she’s nasty…
Hmmm if I go to one of her concerts and she nasty i’ll yell out “That’s why your ex left you, you muffin shaped bytch!”
what Jill do guhl??
Olive Juice as in I love you
Im done
Until I have a personal encounter with a celeb then and only then will I care or take someone else’s word as gold or law. Now that Light to the Sun is the chit
Damn I miss the days before all this social media before just anybody can start a rumor and chit is law
MzDimplez1123 says:
Sad part though, she doesn’t wear lacefronts so, that means she took the time to ask me a question for someone else and STILL didn’t think to ask about my grandmother. She’s on FB everyday bragging about how great her Bestie and love of her life are. Chick has a new love every 2mos though.
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Truly happy folks don’t ever have to brag about
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Diva let em put that crap on the kitty sho nuff will make it type after ya shat accumulate scabs on it
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or burn up from the heat!!!! some shyt only one person should have to experience IJS
Jen Garner’s toes was tryna throw up some gang signs…but in the END just said….ahhhh FUGG it.
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Ummm I think the sulfur tightening pumkat was a joke.
who wearing sulfur 8 smelling like medicine
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All I know is they ays BEST stay OUT the sun with that shyt in their head. My grandma used to put that shat in our heads (me and my two female cousins) and send us outside in the HOT Alabama sun to play. CHILD ABUSE like FAWK. My sister is a lot older so she used to resist like hail.
Snatch
why in the hell folks call it a snatch 
@dimPz . .
I fell ur Aggravation with the BS,My sis who is a “christian” is always on FB,When my mother was sicK and Passing away this bissh on FB erryday fonting spiritual/bible quotes.
but aint picke dup the phone in three FcUking weeks to call her.STOOPID BIsssh she is.
Then Had the nerve to say!!! i just really didnt think ma had a chance,but you did.I didnt wanna say it.
at any rate
I aint talked to that bish since! that was August when she said that i think
I got a couchie cramp over here tightening so hard scared of the couchie cream fonts being thrown around.
I need advil.
prynsexxx says:
that sulfa 8 will burn the hell outta that kitty kat along with BlueStar ointment…
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WHO THE HELL using Blue IVY Star erntment on they snatch? Ain’t that for psoriasis, jock itch, ringworm, staph and athlete’s foot?
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I read that somewhere!!!! for real though
Its a real blog LuVn! Sooooo funny!
Luvyn that’s a damn shame
That kind mess boils me sometimes 
OutsidetheBox says:
One hunnid just look at the science behind it. If your scalp has a fungal infection, dermatitis or dandruff for instance, psoriasis too..if you clear that, youll get better growth.
Sulfur 8 is formulated with sulfur because sulfur is important to growth. People buy MSM and the like to get that crucial sulfur without the mineral oil and bull**** the industry uses
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Going to try the MSM along with my Biotin…
luVn_liFe… says:
@bOMbSHELL WHATCHU EATING 4 LURRNCH?
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Salmon pilaf
OH oTb “Suri Burn book” sounds creepy is it Scientology based?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Snatch why in the hell folks call it a snatch
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That’s what I always wondered…who came up with that? Do you snatch it? and who came up with puzzy cause it don’t look like a cat but it does have fur…shidddddddddddd my momma use to call it my purse!
Diva where?! I have never even heard that in wives tales!
@ Jenie…She’s so love thirsty, it’s pathetic.
@BoMbShell OKAY i figured it was Fancy fo $14
@Jenie Yes many of days she shoulda been read for filth and nailed to a wall . . but I digress
Ummm I think the sulfur tightening pumkat was a joke.
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who thought it wasn’t
is Who Dat in the building to give a recap…please and thank you, por favor y gracias
Kynedy L says:
Try putting fat free yogurt NO flavor up that twat after sex menestration or whenever and it’ll revive thang #truestory
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I’ve heard of this…never tried it personally!!!! it must be just plain yogurt
@mZDimpz yes MaaM,And YES I did FOR Sure believe Ma Dukes had a chance. Meeehhhh So is Life.
@Diva . . . Yes My grandMother used to call it a PocKetbOOk!
I take it everyday @BCC the solarray brand. I will say it kinda changes my curl pattern? but I don’t mind. Also my bad knee don’t ache when it rains.
OutsidetheBox says:
Diva where?! I have never even heard that in wives tales!
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Gone somewhere OTB!!!!
Sam I thought it was but maybe not
Now that Light to the Sun is the chit
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YESSSS!!!! I Love Jill and Erykah I buy their albums each time that have one out, don’t even take a sample listen
Imma sit on my hands for the rest of my thoughts
@dimpZ . .
my sis is the same way ur cuz was,bish got 10 diffrent mEnZ name tatted on her,had a diffrent FB dude down at her house every otha Month.
Meet her Hubby ON FB said they wer dating 4 months he came down 3 weeks they wer married,Neva met this man in her LiFe til then. Shameful she’s raising a daughter
OutsidetheBox says:
Sam I thought it was but maybe not
I didn’t think they was serious
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I was joking w/ Diva
LuVie, no burn is referring to the books middle schoolers used to talk about each other..and its supposed to be from Suri’s mind. She basically talks chit about all the famous kids. For instance she is so SICK that the dutchess us preggo. Lol please go check it out. Tots recommend.
Try putting fat free yogurt NO flavor up that twat after sex menestration or whenever and it’ll revive thang #truestory
natural sites tell you to do this when you have yeast or bacteria infections in your pumkash 
just plain yogurt yall don’t be in there w/ no key lime pie flavored yoplait 
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@OTB, you talking about the MSM right? When you say change in curl pattern, explain please?
@Dimpz . . .
I have NO Cot Dayum Clue FcUk her
PeAcE be with her,Thats all I Got 4 her
@ Luvin…It’s ok that you had High hopes for Mama Luvin. I say all the time, the will to live is a powerful thing that is not always taken into account. Who knows what she may have been able to achieve. Be glad and proud you were there for her just in case.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO OTB that sounds hilar
Bootcampgirl says:
@LadieLeo, very flamboyant (sp?)
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Sam says:
Try putting fat free yogurt NO flavor up that twat after sex menestration or whenever and it’ll revive thang #truestory
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natural sites tell you to do this when you have yeast or bacteria infections in your pumkash just plain yogurt yall don’t be in there w/ no key lime pie flavored yoplait
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key lime pie flavor
It seems looser @BCC. From the root, I mean. Some naturals don’t like that about MSM.
INSIDE SOURCES
LOL, THIS TYPE OF OBSESSION CAN’T BE HEALTHY THIS IS BORDERING KENYA’S GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS DELUSIONS
THE MEDIA IS CRANKING IT OUT, THE LIP SYNCHING INCIDENT WASN’T ENOUGH TO BRING HER DOWN OR TARNISH HER IMAGE, SO LET’S PUBLISH AND REPORT LIES, ALL THE WAY UP TO HER SUPERBOWL PERFORMANCE, I’M CERTAIN THERE ARE TEMPLATES OF CRITIQUES ALREADY CREATED FOR HER PERFORMANCE, IN A RACE TO SEE WHO CAN SMASH HER THE QUICKEST, SIMPLY PRESS PRINT
AINT NO WAY IN HELL THIS ONE WOMAN IS GENERATING THIS MUCH INFO., IF IT WEREN’T FOR BEYONCE YALL WOULDN’T HAVE SHIAT TO PRINT
@Naija
I just watched ABG. LOL
Farewell to YSO
we used to fight..like cats and dogs and eventually became cordial towards one another.. Another great GONE.. Yso, Chiby, Sassy, Choco, Tatted, and to many others to name. I hope to see your font on here again one day. Intense and that blue guy better stay outta this here thread if they know what’s good for them. Auntie is not playing anymore 
@GAGA
YES JILL, I wanted to beat the breaks off her that night, I don’t know what got into her but she some dank QUICK. After that cherade, I was done with her…and so was most of the people in our facility…I wanted my $10 back from them $100 tickets….cause that was all she was worth.
Now, I LUBS ME some PRINCE
damn, proofreading is fundamental
*…she NEEDED…
*…our FACINITY
Choc got banned? Did Chiby ever have her baby?
Well this usually happens during the new year…. Be good.
Unapologetic says:
Funny I just read a couple of articles that said she’s the nicest person. Went and shook all the behind the scenes workers and told them thank you for everything. But do u Sandy
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OMG I was just laughing the whole time while reading this. Sandra you really hate Bey…
Isc
you never post! Choc asked to leave. Chiby had another girl, Journie. 
Post more!
I post sometimes, have been lurking for YEARS, Sandra does not play when it comes to her ish. I did not know that Chiby, Sassy, Choco, & Tatted were gone. Maybe she will open the gates again one day and forgive them. Sandra, I know that you go in on Bey
but Yso knew that was a low blow 
. But you banned her so quick, that was some blink and you will miss it type stuff. 
Thanks OSTB I’m about to go on maternity leave at work so I’ll have more time to post. Awe congrats to Chiby I’m having a girl too. I’m naming her Sandra Rose.
i used to be a big bey fan, im starting to believe all the rumours.
I would give Beyonce a 10 pack of Ramen noodles and 12 pack of Chek sodas