Wife of Poisoned Lottery Winner: ‘I Loved Him to Death’

Lottery winner poisoned

Poisoned Lottery winner Urooj Khan’s wife, Shabana Ansari, told a reporter she prepared her husband’s final meal the night he collapsed and died in July.

The family, including Khan’s 17-year-old daughter from a previous marriage, Jasmeen, and Ansari’s father, sat down to eat a traditional dinner of Indian Kofta curry at the beginning of the holiest month for Muslims.

Ansari, 32, told the Chicago Sun-Times that Khan, 46, complained he wasn’t feeling well after dinner. She said he retired early, falling asleep in a chair. He awoke hours later in agony, and collapsed. She called 911.

Khan was pronounced dead at a local hospital. The Cook County medical examiner determined there was no sign of foul play so his death was attributed to unspecified heart disease, such as hardening of the arteries.

Khan, a native of India, had cashed in a $1 million instant Lotto ticket the day before his death. He settled for a lump sum payout of $425,000. The money is now in probate while the investigation into his death continues.

Khan was buried at Rosehill Cemetery in Chicago.

Several days after a death certificate was issued, a family member asked the medical examiner’s office to take a second look into the circumstances surrounding Khan’s death.

Khan’s wife says she was not the family member who requested the 2nd investigation.

The initial toxicology report did not include tests for cyanide or strychnine. The medical examiner’s office retested Khan’s body fluids. The test results came back in November, showing a lethal level of cyanide. Khan’s death was reclassified as a homicide.

Ansari, who had been married to Khan for 12 years, wanted to make it clear that she had nothing to do with her husband’s death.

“No, I loved him to death,” she said. “I loved him and he loved me the same way.”

“I want the truth to come out in the investigation, the sooner the better,” Ansari said. “Who could be that person who hurt him?”

“It has been incredibly hard time,” she added. “We went from being the happiest the day we got the check. It was the best sleep I’ve had. And then the next day, everything was gone.”

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    238 Responses to “Wife of Poisoned Lottery Winner: ‘I Loved Him to Death’”

    1. 1
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      Does she mean that literally? *scrolls back up to read cuz i couldn’t get past the title*

    2. 2
      Shay_OH says:

      Morning Roses! :hi:

    3. 3
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :( She aint kill that man…American euphemisms/idioms..

    4. 4
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :hi: morning shay

    5. 5

      Told ya’ll it was a person in the will :tea: damn the black widow :no:

    6. 6
      cheeks8683 says:

      I’d like to think that she wasn’t dumb enough to do this so quickly after they recieved the check…Her boyfriend on the other hand may not have share the same curtosy though….

    7. 7
      MzTisch says:

      Khan’s wife says she was not the family member who requested the 2nd investigation.

      ^^^^^^^^^^
      No chit! :coffee:

      This is a Lifetime Movie in the making………

      Mawning! :waves:

    8. 8

      Oh I read that title all wrong :tea:

    9. 9
      ysoserious says:

      If it’s not the wife it’s the daughter. Who else stood to inherit the money in the case of his death?

    10. 10
      KyCakes says:

      I don’t know why these idiots that want to kill their Spouses don’t use Succinylcholine…completely non-traceable, kids…. :coffee:

      #TheMoreYouKnow

    11. 11
      Bird says:

      I don’t get why she would have to kill him. She could divorce him and take half.

    12. 12
      KyCakes says:

      @Shay whenever I see your name, I want to bust out:

      :whistle: SHAYYYY O…SHAYAAAAA O…Daylight come and me wan’ go home :lol:

    13. 13
      69 says:

      What up fam :hug:

      My racist ass boss (the big man in charge) is here. Y’all say a quick e- :pray: for me that he doesn’t approach me the wrong way and I end up in the DeKalb County DFACS line. Ain’t got time for that. :coffee:

      Until later on… :kona:

    14. 14
      OutsidetheBox says:

      @69 Hommmmm hommmm hommm :pray:

    15. 15

      That’s awful though :no:

    16. 16
      prynsexxx says:

      MzTisch says:

      Khan’s wife says she was not the family member who requested the 2nd investigation.
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      No chit!
      ___________________

      :lol:

    17. 17

      KyCakes says:

      I don’t know why these idiots that want to kill their Spouses don’t use Succinylcholine…completely non-traceable, kids….
      #TheMoreYouKnow
      ___________________

      All they gotta do is watch the crime channel :coffee:

    18. 18
      NaijaGal says:

      Bird says:

      I don’t get why she would have to kill him. She could divorce him and take half
      ======================
      or kill him or have him killed and get it all

    19. 19
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :offtopic: WHERE is fay fay? I use to font a while ago n everyone had different names then. I use to looooove me some fay. FAYLA if ur out there send me a smoke signal or sumn lol

      ==================================
      On topic. It WOULD be pretty stupid to poison him wen everyone knows u cooked the last meal. I mean u would be the first suspect. Perhaps someone was anticipating that.

    20. 20
      KyCakes says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      @69 Hommmmm hommmm hommm :pray:
      ———————————————————————-
      Num Yo Ho Rang Gay Kehoe

      *taps golden pot*

      I can’t type it as fast as Tina was saying it… :lol:

    21. 21
      prynsexxx says:

      Bird says:

      She could divorce him and take half.
      _____________________________

      They were probably here illegally. Marriage probably wasn’t recognized by the state. Just a thought.

    22. 22
      JMO says:

      Cook County in Chicago eh? I wonder what hospital he went to :think: … If it was Mount Sinai, they better check the “nurses” & “doctors.”

    23. 23
      prynsexxx says:

      :huh: “ain’t Fay” is that you?

    24. 24
      Gigi26 says:

      The daughter or the father did it… :no: Shame cuz he ain’t really have that much left after Uncle Sam got his cut..

    25. 25
      prynsexxx says:

      @JMO

      Do tell…. :think:

    26. 26

      So….. there are two officers in my office ranting about :obama:

      :no:

    27. 27
      Anna says:

      “No, I loved him to death,” she said. “I loved him and he loved me the same way.”

      ~~~~~~~~~
      Ok. We better choose our words wisely. American’s are guilty, until proven “not guilty”.

    28. 28
      MzTisch says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Bird says:

      She could divorce him and take half.
      _____________________________

      They were probably here illegally. Marriage probably wasn’t recognized by the state. Just a thought.

      ^^^^^^^^^^
      You can get lottery winnings if you here illegally? :pc:

      That’s some bull………..if it’s true.

    29. 29
      prynsexxx says:

      Gigi26 says:

      The daughter or the father did it
      _______________________

      What father? Where?

    30. 30
      Who Dat says:

      That ghul is POISON…

      :listen:

    31. 31
      NaijaGal says:

      chit…6 figures to an Indian…they’d be living high on the hog…they better check life insurance policies too…it really creeps me out how anybody can take a policy on your life and you don’t know :eek:

    32. 32

      “I just dont understand what the American people were thinking when they elected the same guy into office….” I’m bout to go to fuggin lunch….

    33. 33
      Unapologetic says:

      Hey JMO :coffee:

    34. 34
      prynsexxx says:

      @MzTisch

      You can get ALOT of shyt here while you’re here ILLEGALLY. Including but not limited to……..a fully paid education. hmpf

    35. 35
      Cocoabana says:

      Khan, a native of India, had cashed in a $1 million instant Lotto ticket the day before his death. He settled for a lump sum payout of $425,000.
      —–

      They take out THAT much in taxes n sh*t? Damn.

    36. 36
      Such A F'n Lady says:

      “We went from being the happiest the day we got the check. It was the best sleep I’ve had. And then the next day, everything was gone.”

      _________________________________________________

      Must’ve been plotting and planning in her sleep. :coffee:

    37. 37
      Unapologetic says:

      OTB & NAIJA :hugs:

    38. 38
      twerkthat says:

      His money is her money so what the problem iz…why kill em :think:

    39. 39
      MzTisch says:

      prynsexxx says:

      @MzTisch

      You can get ALOT of shyt here while you’re here ILLEGALLY. Including but not limited to……..a fully paid education. hmpf

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Wtf? Man………… :mad:

    40. 40
      prynsexxx says:

      Cocoa says:

      They take out THAT much in taxes n sh*t? Damn.
      ___________________________

      I would still “make it enuff”. *in my Smokey mama’s voice* :party:

    41. 41
      Shay_OH says:

      @Shay whenever I see your name, I want to bust out:

      SHAYYYY O…SHAYAAAAA O…Daylight come and me wan’ go home

      ————-

      LOL Now that song will be stuck in head all day…. :whistle:

    42. 42
      twerkthat says:

      Morning roses :waves:

      :hi: shay

    43. 43
      NaijaGal says:

      LACEFRONT SHAWTY :kiss: how you been luv :hug:

    44. 44
    45. 45
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @prynn no im looking for fay lol. I use to post as native new yorker before ppl started putting spells on ppl n stuff :hahaha: thats y i didnt say :newbie: no future in frontin lol but i can still fill out a welcome packet i dont think i ever filled one out the first time

    46. 46
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Murder is not okay but, I’m wondering if there was a story of how he treated his wife or his daughter. I watch “Snapped” and sometimes, there is a story of unspoken abuse that causes a wife or child to snap and kill. If he was the sole provider and, then won the lottery; they may not have seen him as needed anymore.

    47. 47
      NaijaGal says:

      just because someone is an alien doesn’t mean they’re here illegally

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      Anna says:

      Gigi26 says:

      The daughter or the father did it… Shame cuz he ain’t really have that much left after Uncle Sam got his cut..

      ~~~~~~~~
      It really was not a lot of money.

    49. 49
      ysoserious says:

      @TISCH

      Gov. Quinn is about to sign a law granting illegal immigrants the right to get Illinois driver’s licenses. My problem with this is you don’t even need a valid SS number to do it.

    50. 50
      MzTisch says:

      If I’m not mistaken he owned a business or two as well…….

    51. 51
      Shay_OH says:

      @ aint nobody got time for that, I’m still laughing about that man in your gravie….those pssengers jake him up…LOL

    52. 52
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :casket: NO kdub is NOT singin poison…..i cant just fuggin :dead:

    53. 53
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Unapologetic :hug:

    54. 54
      NaijaGal says:

      Kerry Washington is really getting a lot of shine…kudos to her

    55. 55
      ysoserious says:

      Folks keep saying almost half a mil after taxes is not a lot of money. Sht. Let me come live with one of you balling bishes then.

    56. 56
      Unapologetic says:

      @JMO :yes: :happy: @Naija, I’m good and u?

    57. 57
      MsB2u says:

      I just bet she did love him to death and she proved it

    58. 58
      prynsexxx says:

      Anna says:

      It really was not a lot of money.
      _____________

      Not a lot for WHO? Do yall know what I could do with 425 THOUSAND U.S. AMERICAN DOLLAS? Do ya? Trust and belee that would be the last yall Roses, Thorns, Tumbleweed and blk mold asses will have heard from @Prynn……for starters…

    59. 59
      JMO says:

      Yso, seriously??

    60. 60
      MzTisch says:

      ysoserious says:

      @TISCH

      Gov. Quinn is about to sign a law granting illegal immigrants the right to get Illinois driver’s licenses. My problem with this is you don’t even need a valid SS number to do it.

      ^^^^^^^^
      I saw that on the news this morning, the state needs money and is trying to figure out anyway to get it. I have to show two pieces of ID (including my SS card) and utility bills just to renew my friggin license with MY own fuggin picture on it. Fugg Illinois! I gotta get outta here.

    61. 61
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @shay :rofl: me too. That fool prolly hasnt even looked at a liquor bottle since.

    62. 62
      OutsidetheBox says:

      She is EVERYWHERE @Naija :yes: Her premiere gowns have been slaying.

    63. 63
      Anna says:

      NaijaGal says:

      chit…6 figures to an Indian…they’d be living high on the hog…they better check life insurance policies too…it really creeps me out how anybody can take a policy on your life and you don’t know

      ~~~~~~~~~
      That has to depend on the State. There has to be an insurable interest. I can’t take a policy out on a crack head, I know is going to Over dose. A parent can’t take a policy out on their adult kid, just as an adult kid can’t take a policy out on their aging parent.

    64. 64
      prynsexxx says:

      I’m wondering if there was a story of how he treated his wife or his daughter.
      ____________________

      I thought about that as well.

    65. 65
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Let me come live with one of you balling bishes then.

      __________________

      Half a mill..you and the boys could come. And we would still be ballin. :yes:

    66. 66
      JMO says:

      MPPPPPPPPP!!!!

      :yahoo: :happy: :cheer1:

      Where have you been?? :crying:

    67. 67
      Shay_OH says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Anna says:

      It really was not a lot of money.
      _____________

      Not a lot for WHO? Do yall know what I could do with 425 THOUSAND U.S. AMERICAN DOLLAS? Do ya? Trust and belee that would be the last yall Roses, Thorns, Tumbleweed and blk mold asses will have heard from @Prynn……for starters…

      :dead:

    68. 68
      flyygirl says:

      Don’t believe she killed him. But I do believe somone in the family did it. A stranger could not get that close to him because usually after you win a lot of money, you are cautious of strangers…not immediate family living in your own home. God bless this family.

    69. 69
      MzTisch says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Anna says:

      It really was not a lot of money.
      _____________

      Not a lot for WHO? Do yall know what I could do with 425 THOUSAND U.S. AMERICAN DOLLAS? Do ya? Trust and belee that would be the last yall Roses, Thorns, Tumbleweed and blk mold asses will have heard from @Prynn……for starters…

      ^^^^^^^^^^
      Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddd! Let me get 25k, or 10k, I only have about 5k left on my car. Gimme that.

    70. 70
      prynsexxx says:

      NaijaGal says:

      just because someone is an alien doesn’t mean they’re here illegally
      ____________________

      I’m talking about some that MAY be here illegally.

    71. 71
      100% usa made! says:

      This poor man. RIP!

    72. 72
      prynsexxx says:

      ysoserious says:

      Folks keep saying almost half a mil after taxes is not a lot of money. Sht. Let me come live with one of you balling bishes then.
      ________________________

      :cosign: :fistbump:

    73. 73
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Where I live, you can take insurance out on anybody that you can provide a social security number for. The interest can always be funeral/final resting expenses and/or having time spent invested in the person at some point.

    74. 74
      flyygirl says:

      Gigi26 says:

      The daughter or the father did it… Shame cuz he ain’t really have that much left after Uncle Sam got his cut..

      ~~~~~~~~
      It really was not a lot of money.

      ————————-

      It’s more than enough for little ‘ol me. I can do alot with 400 k

    75. 75
      JMO says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Anna says:

      It really was not a lot of money.
      _____________

      Not a lot for WHO? Do yall know what I could do with 425 THOUSAND U.S. AMERICAN DOLLAS? Do ya? Trust and belee that would be the last yall Roses, Thorns, Tumbleweed and blk mold asses will have heard from @Prynn……for starters…
      ______________________________________________

      You would definitely have a Howard Grad in ya house :thumbsup:

    76. 76
      JMO says:

      <—- Just wants someone to pay off my student loans :yes:

      Dont everyone volunteer at once :cry:

    77. 77
      NaijaGal says:

      A parent can’t take a policy out on their adult kid, just as an adult kid can’t take a policy out on their aging parent.
      =============================
      ummmmm yes they can…insurance companies want the premium…now when it comes time for them to pay up, they may investigate some more then but it really is very easy to take out a policy on anybody

    78. 78
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :offtopic:

      President Barack Obama will be sworn in to his second term to the tune of Beyonce…singing the National Anthem.

      Also tapped to perform equally patriotic songs are Kelly Clarkson and James Taylor.

      :obama: :tea:

    79. 79
      sassyshe says:

      did he have a brother? In traditional indian culture its ok for the brother to marry the wife and adopt the family as his own if the man dies. so maybe knowing wife would inherit all, brother kills him then will marry wife. :think:

    80. 80
      aint nobody got time for that says:

      ” Folks keep saying almost half a mil after taxes is not a lot of money. Sht. Let me come live with one of you balling bishes then.” <~~~~~~~~alla dis…..

    81. 81
      prynsexxx says:

      MzTisch says:

      Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddd! Let me get 25k, or 10k, I only have about 5k left on my car. Gimme that.
      ____________________________

      I can hear it now:

      :gossip: Ever since @Prynn got them lil two dollas she been ackin real new. hmphf

      This would be Prynn ON; vacay, shoppin’, studyin’, dining…… :party: :steer:

      But NOT on :ha: :pc: <—– really SandraRose dot com

    82. 82
      NaijaGal says:

      @ANNA and I’m not saying there wasn’t going to be some trifling ways to it…watched Forensic Files where dude owned a mortuary and took out 3 policies on his janitor totaling almost $1mill…had his friends pose as dude to do the health evaluation…then they murdered dude and made it look like death by car accident which would double the payout…just all the way crazy

    83. 83
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Just wants someone to pay off my student loans

      _________________________

      I’ll buy my own house. Just Student Loans please. :cry:

    84. 84
      flyygirl says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      President Barack Obama will be sworn in to his second term to the tune of Beyonce…singing the National Anthem.

      ————————–

      Oh Lord. Why? They can’t find anyone better to sing the Anthem. That woman irks me so.

    85. 85
      NaijaGal says:

      OTB – yes she has been slaying…I was very partial to the checkered fit with the bow…too cute :)

    86. 86
      Who Dat says:

      NO kdub is NOT singin poison…..i cant just fuggin

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      (Ricky Bell voice) Never truss a big butt n a smile….

      :listen:

      (*does the Poison dance in my cube*)

    87. 87
      ysoserious says:

      @SIS

      I don’t want to see Bey at the inauguration. I really don’t. My cape on extends so far for her.

    88. 88
      Anna says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Anna says:

      It really was not a lot of money.
      _____________

      Not a lot for WHO? Do yall know what I could do with 425 THOUSAND U.S. AMERICAN DOLLAS? Do ya? Trust and belee that would be the last yall Roses, Thorns, Tumbleweed and blk mold asses will have heard from @Prynn……for starters…

      ~~~~~~~~
      Smart ppl like us would know how to make it work for the rest of our lives. A person who murdered for it will be broke in less than six months.

    89. 89
      flyygirl says:

      sassyshe says:

      did he have a brother? In traditional indian culture its ok for the brother to marry the wife and adopt the family as his own if the man dies. so maybe knowing wife would inherit all, brother kills him then will marry wife.
      —————

      You make a very good point. This would be interesting to find out. This is true for many cultures, including some African tribes.

    90. 90
      prynsexxx says:

      JMO says:

      You would definitely have a Howard Grad in ya house
      _______________________

      Shole damn would. She keep fugg’n round and she gone end up at Everest taking up Broom Sweeping 101.

    91. 91
      Sandra Rose says:

      @ OutsidetheBox: Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist. :coffee:

    92. 92
      NaijaGal says:

      James Taylor
      ===============
      :love: :whistle: I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain, seen sunny days that I thought would never end…

    93. 93
      twerkthat says:

      It was just enough money for him to get his arse killed :wail:

    94. 94
      NaijaGal says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      @ OutsidetheBox: Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist.
      =====================
      you made this same statement when Bush got his 2nd term right!?! :tea:

    95. 95
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      flyygirl says:

      @ Sandra, it’s not like he’s the first president to be inaugurated for a second term. They’ve all done it. If you wanna really talk about waste, lets discuss the “Royal Family” and how they really have no power yet waste all their people’s tax dollars on pretty much nothing.

    97. 97
      NaijaGal says:

      prynsexxx says:

      Shole damn would. She keep fugg’n round and she gone end up at Everest taking up Broom Sweeping 101.
      ====================
      thought about jr college then transferring???

    98. 98
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :hahaha: GOOD MORNING AUNT TEA :hug:

      ABOSLUTELY LOVING that James Taylor is gonna be there :heart:

    99. 99

      Sandra Rose says:

      @ OutsidetheBox: Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist
      ————–
      That darn Sandra Rose! *slaps knee and falls over in :sarcasm: -tic laughter* :tea:

    100. 100
      Keesh says:

      NaijaGal says:

      A parent can’t take a policy out on their adult kid, just as an adult kid can’t take a policy out on their aging parent.
      =============================
      ummmmm yes they can…insurance companies want the premium…now when it comes time for them to pay up, they may investigate some more then but it really is very easy to take out a policy on anybody

      ________________________________

      Yeap Naiji… you can take out an insurance policy on anybody as long as you have their social security # and they sign for it… Hell I think some companies dont need a signature.. Just a social and date of birth

    101. 101
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Bey at the inauguration
      _______________________

      Its just the National Anthem. :lol: Does President Obama genuinely caring for her…not get her anywhere with you guys? :lol:

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      JMO says:

      prynsexxx says:

      JMO says:

      You would definitely have a Howard Grad in ya house
      _______________________

      Shole damn would. She keep fugg’n round and she gone end up at Everest taking up Broom Sweeping 101.
      _________________________________

      I meant me :(

    103. 103
      kingstonn says:

      otbbbbbb!
      i was looking for you HARD last post. :wail:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Obama f*cked Beyawnce. This is the only thing that makes sense about how stalkerish they are about eachother.

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      ysoserious says:

      @SIS

      No.

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      Who Dat says:

      Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Because the other 43 YT men BEFORE him got however many times THEY were elected…a brand new inauguration. Its TRADITION. Thats why.

      You acting like they adding the man to Mt. Rushmore.

    107. 107

      That darn kingstonn and her Kim Pre-Plastic Face! Gets me every time. :tea:

      :lol:

    108. 108
      NaijaGal says:

      shoot maybe she fcuked Michelle

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @Sandra it must really burn huh? Lol. I know u set ur dvr tho. Thats IF you dont tune in live :hugs:

    110. 110
      Gigi26 says:

      @Pyrnn:

      The family, including Khan’s 17-year-old daughter from a previous marriage, Jasmeen, and Ansari’s father, sat down to eat a traditional dinner

      Who? Either the daughter or his father in law.

      And hell I can live good off 400k i’m just saying that’s a lot of effin money Uncle Sam took straight off the bat…600k? Gatdayum that’s a lot :no:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Naija

      don’t put nothing past people with power or money so, you might be right. lol

    113. 113
      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      :hahaha: i see why she got the surgery cause that face… :no:

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      Who Dat says:

      Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Because the other 43 YT men BEFORE him got however many times THEY were elected…a brand new inauguration. Its TRADITION. Thats why.

      You acting like they adding the man to Mt. Rushmore.
      ———

      If he’s lucky, he may get a face. :tea:

      Every redneck and racist will crawl out of the woodworks to put an end to that if it happened.

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      NaijaGal says:

      I wonder if they got tired of celebrating Frankling and that’s really why they changed the law :lol: *if’in we gotta throw a party for this nigguh 1 mo gain* :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      yuk, my eyes are burning.

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      Gigi26 says:

      @ OutsidetheBox: Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist.

      :blink: :eek: HUH?

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      Hey Brown! :hug:

      Where the fugg you been? :mad:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      shoot maybe she fcuked Michelle

      _______________________________

      :ghost:

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      NaijaGal says:

      MS FURLEY :bow: :hug:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @OTB (dont stone me) BUT i think it may be the other way around lol

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      kingstonn :lol: I tots gotta set up a Google alert for Bey posts. I was needed!

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      Milky says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      @ OutsidetheBox: Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist.

      _______________________________
      Oh Sandra it is not him that is requesting to be sworn in again. That is how it is done. We had to see George (dumb as a squirrel) Bush get sworn in twice…

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      Kingstonn-her new face is nice, although she should have stuck with what god gave her… Just like Elsa from Real Housewives of Miami… :scared:

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      JMO says:

      What in the twilight hell?? I thought RIF was Brown :hahaha:

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      kingstonn says:

      @ OTB
      i tried to hold it down a tad, but i had to go pee. :lol:

      @ BROWN
      brownayyyyyyyyy omggg! :hug:

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      @ Shaun….I got it! Finally! :wail:

      Thank you! :hug:

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      NaijaGal says:

      Elsa from Real Housewives of Miami
      ========================
      can’t stand that monster faced broad

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      KITAAAAAAA :hug:

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      kingstonn says:

      dumb as a squirrel. :hahaha:

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      @ Shaun…I wanna go home. I should’ve never let them file my gums Monday. :wail:

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      ysoserious says:

      BROWN?!

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      NaijaGal says:

      Elsa from Real Housewives of Miami
      ========================
      can’t stand that monster faced broad
      ————

      I dont understand it though… she was a BEAUTIFUL woman before she started. It wasnt like she was a basic chick like Big Ang before she started… Elsa is cuban and she was bad…. I just lost as to who told her she needed it.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      BROWN???? :woot: :hug:

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      Shay_OH says:

      JMO says:

      <—- Just wants someone to pay off my student loans

      Dont everyone volunteer at once

      _________________

      I got $5 on it ;)

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      KyCakes says:

      Milky says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      @ OutsidetheBox: Isn’t he already the president? Why does he need another wasteful inauguration ceremony? Oh wait, I forgot he’s a narcissist.

      _______________________________
      Oh Sandra it is not him that is requesting to be sworn in again. That is how it is done. We had to see George (dumb as a squirrel) Bush get sworn in twice…
      ———————————————————————
      When him and his Wife tried to do the ‘ceremonial walk to the White House’ people were pelting his dumb azz with cans, bottles, food. They had to jump back in the limo and speed off.. :rofl:

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      100% usa made! says:

      @ jmo I thought the same thing lol

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      Milky says:

      where is my e-bew??? :cry: snot and tears all ova my keyboard. i needs my drankin patna!!! :rofl: <—— really me layin in the floor kickin, cryin, and screamin….

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      Gigi26 says:

      I dont understand it though… she was a BEAUTIFUL woman before she started. It wasnt like she was a basic chick like Big Ang before she started… Elsa is cuban and she was bad…. I just lost as to who told her she needed it.
      ————————
      Shyt the environment of Miami made her believe she needed it. These idiots need to understand that silicone don’t keep tight forever..you got to keep going..she probably got a bad batch or something cuz that chick looks like the spawn of Satan in the flesh :no:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :yes: Its Brown. Looka them lips.

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      Nope JMO RIF is someone else but hello to everyone!

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      I am not “Brown” from wheneverthehell. This has been a convo three or four times now. I’m just me commenting on a blog and nobody here knows me. thanks and hugs.

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      Shay_OH says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      President Barack Obama will be sworn in to his second term to the tune of Beyonce…singing the National Anthem.

      Also tapped to perform equally patriotic songs are Kelly Clarkson and James Taylor.
      _______________________

      I can’t wait, I’m going!
      :danban1:

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      JMO says:

      Thanks Shay :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      My GAWD! Finally! @Kita. Its too big tho right? You shrank. Bish. *sneer*

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      prynsexxx says:

      NaijaGal says:

      thought about jr college then transferring???
      ____________________

      Yes and NO! Her ass gots to GO! :chase:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      ok, ill change my gravi since ive been brown and sam within the past two weeks.

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      JMO says:

      Well damn…

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      Keesh says:

      NaijaGal says:

      Elsa from Real Housewives of Miami
      ========================
      can’t stand that monster faced broad
      _____________________________

      And what kills me about her is that everybody on that show be looking at her and talking to her like aint shiat wrong with her face. In my head I be like… dude you dont see that shiat

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      NaijaGal says:

      @RAZZLE – she got a bad surgery and now it’s too fcuked up to fix it

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      KRANKSHAFT
      KANKYLON AND WHATEVER ELSE I CALLED YOU :love:

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      prynsexxx says:

      JMO says:

      I meant me
      ______________________

      Sorry boutcha luck there buddy! LOL Once SHE’S gone those doors will be CLOSED…..to even MY MAMA (j/k)! LOL

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Well damn…

      __________

      :eek:

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      prynsexxx says:

      Awww sh!T @BROWN is HURR!!!!!!!! LOL

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :offtopic: im not sureif this was previously discussed or not but has anyone heard anything about django dolls hitting the market?

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      Milky says:

      :hi: RIF :kiss:

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      @ Shaun..I’m guessing it’ll be fine. I’ll try it on tonight and send a pic. Is it supposed to be fitted or can it have a lil slouch? :shrug:

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      GiGi I see silicone fill chix running thru here all the time some of it’s nice and some of it looks just like Elsa

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      ysoserious says:

      @RIF

      It’s not necessary imo. Your Gravi doesn’t look exactly like anyone else’s. Besides, if you change yours I’m a change mine to keep the confusion up.

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      Diva says:

      *kicks in door with my 5 necks* :wave: hey ya’ll morning roses!!!

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      “KRANKSHAFT KANKYLON AND WHATEVER ELSE I CALLED YOU”
      =============================
      Whyyyyyyyy :crying: :dead:

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      Who Dat says:

      KRANKSHAFT
      KANKYLON AND WHATEVER ELSE I CALLED YOU
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I got more names than Kae Tran :rofl:

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      ysoserious says:

      @DIMPZ

      Stop looking like a HS freshman. I mean it woman.

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      Noooooooooooooooooooooo Come Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :wail:

      BROWN :cheer: We missed yew! I missed the songs :ashamed:

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      I mean I figure all that… but the person who told Elsa she needed plastic surgery needs to be laid to rest if not already :lol: that lady used to be great! :lol:

      @keesh i think they might just be used to it. I mean its just like a family member of yours who is ****eyed or some other form of physical deformity…you get used to it after a while.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Is it supposed to be fitted or can it have a lil slouch?

      _____________________________

      I would say slouch..and tighter bottom tho. :thinking:

      Im going to get one too. :eek: Sorry.

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      @yso is gonns be the def (not death) of me :rofl: :dead:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      My GAWD! Finally! @Kita. Its too big tho right? You shrank. Bish. *sneer*

      Shay from OHIO finally gave up the stolen sweater, huh?! :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yall have a good one

      ____________________

      :bye: Brown. <–said it like the chirren on Color Purple. :no:

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      Milky says:

      stops cryin for a min and wipes my snotty nose. Is that my e-bew???

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      ysoserious says:

      @SIS & DIMPZ

      Sounds like y’all are talking about condoms. So I’m just gone go on thinking that. Thanks.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Found it behind that fan in her gravi.. :no: :lol:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      “I just dont understand what the American people were thinking when they elected the same guy into office….” I’m bout to go to fuggin lunch….

      —–
      The same thing your simple ass was thinking when you voted for Bush twice. He needs to have a seat.

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      Diva says:

      *kicks in door with my 5 necks* hey ya’ll morning roses!!!
      ——–
      hey E-Boo!

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      ysoserious says:

      @AINT

      I’m just being sht. That’s all.

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      prynsexxx says:

      @Aint

      Yes somebody mentioned it a few days ago (Django) and I looked at “Hildy’s” doll. :no:

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      Hey YSO! :hug:

      I put on makeup. I was TRYNA look my age. :sad:

      @ Shaun…I got some fake leather capris I can rock with it. :yes:

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      :waves: MsDiva

      Yall such a lively bunch today :rollseyes:

      :rofl:

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      Roc says:

      :waves: Good morning all!!!

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      prynsexxx says:

      :dead: @Diva’s gravi

      She was workin that dress, won’t she?

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      NaijaGal says:

      @ANNA and I’m not saying there wasn’t going to be some trifling ways to it…watched Forensic Files where dude owned a mortuary and took out 3 policies on his janitor totaling almost $1mill…had his friends pose as dude to do the health evaluation…then they murdered dude and made it look like death by car accident which would double the payout…just all the way crazy

      _______________________________________________________________________

      @ Naija this story :blink:

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      prynsexxx says:

      LOL @OTB for finding it behind the fan. Ain’t no telling what else is back there. :think:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      “I just dont understand what the American people were thinking when they elected the same guy into office….” I’m bout to go to fuggin lunch….

      —–
      The same thing your simple ass was thinking when you voted for Bush twice. He needs to have a seat.
      ——————
      I bit my darn tongue…mainly because he owes $20 to the F-bomb jar…I was starting to get mad…. man oooh! what sense does it make to change progress, may have been slow but it is progress, of everything that’s happened and have someone who is more for business and personal gain in the office? and he a racist…. :no:

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      I got some leather capris that I bought from a booster in the late 90′s Sharb! BUT the lining is tearing up now :lol: I think Imma take them joints in to be fixed. Thanks New Girl for making me remember about them. I love the way they fit until about the last hour :rofl:

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      And then Muhfugga had the nerve to be mad about Honey Boo Boo… :no:

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      Keesh says:

      Diva says:

      *kicks in door with my 5 necks* hey ya’ll morning roses!!!

      ______________________

      Hey Diva :hu: *running up to you to hug all 5 necks”

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Alright now Friend. :yes: Thats exactly what I wanna wear. A leather bottom. Owww.

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      This is gonna be on the ID channel don’t believe just watch and it’s not gonna be that hard to find the killer either :coffee:

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      Diva says:

      :hug: Milky
      Razzle
      DTTS
      @Prynn, that bish is MONROEING!!!!! :rofl:

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      Hey :waves: Roc!

      ==========
      Razzle, did go see the Nascar brawl :lol:

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      Diva says:

      :hug: hey Keesh Keesh!

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      Keesh, I saw you got your Netflix yo! :lol: #29daystogo #ikidikid :hug:

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      Keesh says:

      RazzDazz… I hatechu for that damn gravi

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      NaijaGal says:

      @GAGIRL – that was my face whilst watching that ish…and they were black of course *le deep sigh*

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      twerkthat says:

      Hey Diva :waves:

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      Ok good Razzle, then Imma give you my ‘play-by-play’ of it! BRB :lol:

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      Diva says:

      :offtopic: My mama called and worried the hell outta me cause she wanted me to turn my tv to Sisterhood….I did and lawd have mercy on them women!!!!!!!!

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      hi angry pants. kiss back atcha

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I bit my darn tongue…mainly because he owes $20 to the F-bomb jar…I was starting to get mad…. man oooh! what sense does it make to change progress, may have been slow but it is progress, of everything that’s happened and have someone who is more for business and personal gain in the office? and he a racist
      —–
      I might of kindly told him that goverment conversations of that nature was not proper work conversation. And then would of kindly told him, that is was just mad because the mixed race man was doing a hell of a better job than the white man who had a brain of a monkey. Bush did nothing put throw America into a big hole. Obama has been slowly getting us out of it. Maybe, if congress was not trying to hold him up every step of the way…nvm. The man in your office is an ass.

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      Keesh says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Keesh, I saw you got your Netflix yo! #29daystogo #ikidikid
      ____________________________

      You aint shiat DTTS :love: but Im gonna need you to remind me to shut that shiat down before my 30 day up umkay, now gimme hug :hug: we's gots to werk tagetha rounds hur…

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      Diva says:

      @twert….twert for me baby :hug:

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      :lol: ok

      I’m on my third bottle of friggn water today and am still thirstly like a mofo :koolaid3:

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      Diva says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Keesh, I saw you got your Netflix yo! #29daystogo #ikidikid

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      FYI, Keesh you bet not go a day ova….cause they gone charge yo azz for anutha month……put that shyt on yo calendar #helpful

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      Milky says:

      @diva darling
      come here and let me feel uh i mean rub ur shoulders and neck! here u go bewski :koolaid3: smacks u on the azz! drink up ur late!!!

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Diva says:

      My mama called and worried the hell outta me cause she wanted me to turn my tv to Sisterhood….I did and lawd have mercy on them women!!!!!!!!

      ——
      First off Morning. Second Milky had to pour me a drank because your all late with the wine cabinet key!!
      :waiting:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :lol: @Razz’s gravi. Her daughter said it started with a bad eyelid surgery in the 80s.

      And she was getting the injections before they were soluble. The kind that pools and sinks in your face. :eek:

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      For Razzle
      :steer: <–Driver 1

      :steer: <–Driver 2

      First Driver #1 zooms and cuts off Driver #2, next Driver #2 looks like Nah, son, I'm not having that! So Driver #2 rams and jams his car into the side of Driver #2 during a turn. BAM! Next more cars get hit just for being so close during the curved turn. Lastly, the race is over, and the tv cameras pan to Driver #2's car and he starts booking it REAL FAST in a rage over to Driver #1's car (he won and was on the winnner's stage) and Driver #2 is trying to break past security, and both driver's 'pit crews' were trying to get past all the security to get to humbugging! :karate:

      The End :tea:

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      Shay_OH says:

      Shay from OHIO finally gave up the stolen sweater, huh?!

      _________________

      I figured I might as well give it back, after folks showed up with a warrant and shat :rolleyes:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I bit my darn tongue…mainly because he owes $20 to the F-bomb jar…I was starting to get mad…. man oooh! what sense does it make to change progress, may have been slow but it is progress, of everything that’s happened and have someone who is more for business and personal gain in the office? and he a racist
      —–
      I might of kindly told him that goverment conversations of that nature was not proper work conversation. And then would of kindly told him, that is was just mad because the mixed race man was doing a hell of a better job than the white man who had a brain of a monkey. Bush did nothing put throw America into a big hole. Obama has been slowly getting us out of it. Maybe, if congress was not trying to hold him up every step of the way…nvm. The man in your office is an ass.
      ———–
      You’re right but what can an E-4 tell an 06? He was an azz for making those statements but what ever he’s about to leave anyway. Glad he really doesnt sit in my office to where i’d have to hear it every day if it were an everyday thing. Then I’d say something to him about it.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      <—– not damn "Brown".

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :hi: diva *dusts off the wine glasses*

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      Milky says:

      RIF :hug:

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      Diva says:

      Milky says:

      @diva darling
      come here and let me feel uh i mean rub ur shoulders and neck! here u go bewski smacks u on the azz! drink up ur late!!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      You know I like it when you rub my azz….uh I mean my shoulders…. *grabs glass*

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      Beautifuleve17 says:

      :popcorn:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I figured I might as well give it back, after folks showed up with a warrant and shat
      _____________________

      Bout a sweater?!? Bishes too petty. :tea:

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      Gotcha Keesh :wink: What ‘day’ is today? 29?

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      Shay_OH says:

      Diva says:

      My mama called and worried the hell outta me cause she wanted me to turn my tv to Sisterhood….I did and lawd have mercy on them women!!!!!!!!
      __________________

      My mom called melast night, too, trying to make me turn to that mess…I couldn’t make myself do it.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      :cheers:

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      aint nobody got time for that says:

      :rofl: :hahaha: @ rif trying to convince ppl of his/ her identity.

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      Diva says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Diva says:

      My mama called and worried the hell outta me cause she wanted me to turn my tv to Sisterhood….I did and lawd have mercy on them women!!!!!!!!

      ——
      First off Morning. Second Milky had to pour me a drank because your all late with the wine cabinet key!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Awww shyt now…..I’m late po’ing the dranks!!!!! Forgives me love…shyt I’mma have to make some mo keys…..You might get one after 120 days….Milky the only one gots one right now…

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      Shay_OH says:

      Shay from OHIO finally gave up the stolen sweater, huh?!

      _________________

      I figured I might as well give it back, after folks showed up with a warrant and shat :rolleyes:

      Them wasn’t our people though Keesh! We’on call the police :D

      How thee hail you let somebody steal the stolen sweater from you yo! :ha: #thatjustwhatyouget :rofl:

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      NaijaGal says:

      :newpost: is up

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      OTB :no: <—smh and what her daughter doing? it looks like she did something to her lips/nose? :lol:

      @DTTS lol they should be calling his azzz a thug for that stunt. Only thugs fight like that :sarcasm:

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      Milky says:

      <—gravi check

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      <—– not damn "Brown".

      ______________________

      Real talk..you not "annoyed" are you? She is a popular poster who disappeared/took a hiatus and the gravis are similar…she is @MY FURLEY'S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS …so folks were excited. Cant you see the hype?

      I would be taking it as a compliment. But I am vain.. :lol:

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      Diva says:

      :stop: who is you @ain’t nobody got time for that? :waiting: is you resurrected? :rofl:

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      twerkthat says:

      Diva says:

      @twert….twert for me baby

      :danban: Diva what we snackin on a sista hungry then a mugggg (martin voice)

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      I bit my darn tongue…mainly because he owes $20 to the F-bomb jar…I was starting to get mad…. man oooh! what sense does it make to change progress, may have been slow but it is progress, of everything that’s happened and have someone who is more for business and personal gain in the office? and he a racist
      —–
      I might of kindly told him that goverment conversations of that nature was not proper work conversation. And then would of kindly told him, that is was just mad because the mixed race man was doing a hell of a better job than the white man who had a brain of a monkey. Bush did nothing put throw America into a big hole. Obama has been slowly getting us out of it. Maybe, if congress was not trying to hold him up every step of the way…nvm. The man in your office is an ass.
      ———–
      You’re right but what can an E-4 tell an 06? He was an azz for making those statements but what ever he’s about to leave anyway. Glad he really doesnt sit in my office to where i’d have to hear it every day if it were an everyday thing. Then I’d say something to him about it.
      —–
      True. It’s just a shame that ppl really have things like that to say.

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      Diva says:

      Shay_OH says:

      Diva says:

      My mama called and worried the hell outta me cause she wanted me to turn my tv to Sisterhood….I did and lawd have mercy on them women!!!!!!!!
      __________________

      My mom called melast night, too, trying to make me turn to that mess…I couldn’t make myself do it.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I shouldn’t have turned my damn channel!!!!

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      Diva says:

      twerkthat says:

      Diva says:

      @twert….twert for me baby

      Diva what we snackin on a sista hungry then a mugggg (martin voice)

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ION do the snacks round here….I post up with the adult beverages!!!! mainly that Moscato :rofl:

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      MsChocoTe says:

      The wife did it. Just awaiting the charges…

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      libra80sbaby says:

      What in the snapped deadly women investigation discovery hell was in that dayum curry, yo :no:

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