Detroit man freestyle raps his defense in court
A Detroit man used a unique defense to explain why he should not be facing charges. The man performed a freestyle rap to explain his case in open court.
A Detroit CBS affiliate reports that “Callius Moon is facing two felony charges: malicious destruction of fire or police property and resisting or obstructing a police officer.”
Moon was arraigned by District Judge John Chmura via CCTV video Tuesday in a Warren District courtroom from a city jail. As the judge explained the serious charges he faces, Moon began to plead his case with a freestyle rap.
He flowed poetic about people who were out to “put it on [him],” and portrayed himself as a victim. Judge Chmura cut Moon off mid-rap and told him “that’s good” and the “show’s over.”
Moon has requested a court-appointed attorney, according to Detroit.CBSlocal.com.
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Happy Friday Roses!!!
Hello…
just for info sakes…
Auntie has delcared today Real Gravi Friday…
This fugg-tard.
Good Mo’nin’ Auntie, Keya, & MJ!
Good Mo’nin every Rose, Thorn, Weed, Baby’s Breathe & Carnation!! (the last two are the displaced and confused)
NaijaBoo!
Good Morning everyone! My arent we a good looking bunch (saw the gravis downstairs)
Happy Real Gravi Friday! lmao
Ignant
HAPPY FRIDAY…
& HAPPY REAL GRAVIE DAY!!!!!
Good Morning Folks
Thanks Nakeya for the Real Gravi Friday suggestion…. lol
Thanks Nakeya for the Real Gravi Friday suggestion…. lol
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lol Your welcome, but to be honest it was really Chan’s idea.
this man is mentally impaired so this really isnt all that funny!!!
Good Morning, how do I change gravi? someone instruct me please
KAYCEI sunshine
morning dear heart
I can’t see gravi’s nor can j exit mobile site no matter how hard I try or how many mobile devices I try it from. Only on this site is there a reason? Am I the only one?
Naija, as always I missed Mary Mary. Is The one Mary still pregnant? Is Goo still stuck on stupid? What happened last night?
hey MILKY…
where’s yo gravie
Happy Friday!
iscream
cricket
nakeya
naija
msb
pickachu
kaycei baby bambino it’s almost time for your grand entrance!
ace
motherjefferson
@Nakeya
im not changin my gravi i have to go against the grain.
@Nakeya those are for the first 2 Mary Mary questions
lol Thanks MsB! And love the gravi!!
Happy Friday Milky
@Milky, change it!!!!!
make me!!!
*dangles drink* Aww come on. you know you want to!! lol
Tina (mary mary) is annoying. Who walks off the stage while being honored by legends to take a phone call from a crying two year old. Unprofessional.
@Nakeya thank you ma’am
snatches drank from Keya. Damn it u know my weakness!!! It should change in a minute.
Lord what is this
Morning roses 
ya’ll a nice lookin bunch! not all fat and ugly like i thought.
I missed last nights episode of Mary Mary but Tina is annoying to me as well…
Nakeya_j says:
Naija, as always I missed Mary Mary. Is The one Mary still pregnant? Is Goo still stuck on stupid? What happened last night?
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Not stuck on stupid… ****motized by a 26 year old
this man has a mental illness and did not have his medication on this day. He was in a gas station rapping and they called the cops on him and the cops
that azz and the family are saying the po po used excessive force. They really need to have more facilities for the mentally ill here!
Milky says:
ya’ll a nice lookin bunch! not all fat and ugly like i thought.
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Good Morning Jenie
Tina (mary mary) is annoying. Who walks off the stage while being honored by legends to take a phone call from a crying two year old. Unprofessional.
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“im a mom, Im a mom” well bish if you wanna be there 24/7, for every little thing than Tina needs to stay her irritating azz at home and be a MOM and THATS IT… Erica need to go ahead and do her solo thing…
And I wish she hurry up and have that baby on the show so she can stop saying “I’m pregnant”
we know!
MsB
Wut, Milky, Naija 
It’s Friday and they got me working today 
@wut keep the spankins coming i like that. and i want to see what’s up unda that paper bag hunty!!
@Milky: Your cute!!!!!!! lol. ….that reads wrong, but you get what I am saying! *Pours more drink in your glass*
Pikachu
So it is real gravie day 
@jenie ur a kayewt chocolate honey dip!
@Jenie
AWWW boo butt 
Nobody wants to work on Friday..essspeccially me… 
@ Milky – you know I agree wholeheartedly! They closed Northville and many of the other treatment facilities, and then want to use excessive force on these people when they are not in their right mind.
I feel bad for calling him a fugg-tard. I take it back.
Nakeya
im a mom, Im a mom” well bish if you wanna be there 24/7, for every little thing than Tina needs to stay her irritating azz at home and be a MOM and THATS IT… Erica need to go ahead and do her solo thing…
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Yes because at this point it’s stale and old. Be a stay at home, and sing at church.
@keya thanks bew. waiting for my gravi to change! i will comply this time only becuz u tryin to get me drunk.
im a mom, Im a mom” well bish if you wanna be there 24/7, for every little thing than Tina needs to stay her irritating azz at home and be a MOM and THATS IT… Erica need to go ahead and do her solo thing…
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Jesus be a stage in her BACKYARD so she can stay home and do her mommy thing. *rolls eyes*
Look at Mother damn gravie with that walker in front of Michelle
KayCeiSoul says:
@ Milky – you know I agree wholeheartedly! They closed Northville and many of the other treatment facilities, and then want to use excessive force on these people when they are not in their right mind.
They closed alot of mental health facilities in the ATL. It is sad too. So we basically transition from helping them to jailing them… brilliant.
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Yes Pickachu you would think she was the only celeb mother in the biz.. She has no respect for
Other people time either. I will say when she hits the stage she gives it her all but goodness the divatude to get her there is annoying.
Fawking hilarious Mother Gravie takes the damn cake
Jenie
Good Morning hun! Cute gravi!!!! Want a drink?
Hey Milky
They done closed all the schools for a sprinkling of snow. Loves when the weather people jack up and don’t apologize.
I feel bad for calling him a fugg-tard. I take it back
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gurl i have a friend who has mental issues and was stopped by the po pos and he got sick in jail they took back and forth to the hospital three times becuz he was having seizures. his mother kept tellin them that he needed his meds and they never gave it to him in the three times he was sent to the hospital and needless to say he is on life support and it’s all in God’s wonderful hands now!!
Nakeya_j says:
Jenie Good Morning hun! Cute gravi!!!! Want a drink?
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Yes
Thank you 
your gravie purty too
Look at Mother damn gravie with that walker in front of Michelle
good morning good people!!!!!!
why im the only one being pressured (bribed wit drinks) to put up a gravi?
Gooo Morning Peeps! I always use my real gravi
Milky
suga!!
And poor Mitch.. They do him so wrong. Doo Doo is going to regret moving to ATL to be with
Justin. I wonder if he is Bi…. And his jealous controlling ways will only get worse once she’s
Away from her family.
KYEBayou
I know damn well that is not you in that gravie
good murntin Kabyeyou! ur a big hunk of man i see
jeniefrumdabloc says:
KYEBayou I know damn well that is not you in that gravie
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im mobile? is it the actual gravi of me yesterday in the green shirt, or is it the guy who was born to be a rapist?
MsB says:
Look at Mother damn gravie with that walker in front of Michelle
In my office there is a new manager for another dept. and he is black, he has his gospel music blasting! The winter folks be in here mad, talking about if they were to do it that it would be a problem
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Lawd we have a gay director hear that does the same thing
he said he gotta get his praise on in order to get through his day. Then he said get thee behind me satan 
girl he a mess
@MsB – girl you better werk in that gravi
@NAKEYA – they performed at essence…Tina is still pregnant but will have the baby next episode (praise Jesus)…hearing about being pregnant annoys me but I prefer Tina to Erica…Erica’s trying to get on her solo tip (but ion think anyone will be checking for it…Tina’s the voice imo and with a better personality when she’s not talking about being pregnant
)not too much Goo this epi (thank God), Mitch still acting lost in the sauce and Warren (Erica’s hubby) is smelling himself
@milky said im a big hunk of a man, must be the real me… it thought i changed it before i got off last night
In my office there is a new manager for another dept. and he is black, he has his gospel music blasting! The winter folks be in here mad, talking about if they were to do it that it would be a problem
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@kabyeyou i take it back that’s a big hunk of gorilla!!!
KABYEYOU – YOU AIN’T EE’M RIGHT!
KABYEYOU says:
im mobile? is it the actual gravi of me yesterday in the green shirt, or is it the guy who was born to be a rapist?
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It’s a man with orange shirt and huge features like kapow !
In my office there is a new manager for another dept. and he is black, he has his gospel music blasting! The winter folks be in here mad, talking about if they were to do it that it would be a problem
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Lawd we have a gay director hear that does the same thing he said he gotta get his praise on in order to get through his day. Then he said get thee behind me satan girl he a mess
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Guess I am just as bad. I came right in, and turn the Wobble on and was jammin! lol At least it was not 2Chainz…
<————— real gravi friday!
Lawd we have a gay director hear that does the same thing he said he gotta get his praise on in order to get through his day. Then he said get thee behind me satan girl he a mess
sounds like David Alan Grier when Martin and Gine set him up! “You lil’ skank!”
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@milky did you see the real me yesterday? you must be slipping it was up for a while, caramel gave me a compliment i gotta give her some slack now lmao
@jen lmaooooooooooooooooo
Has ANYONE discussed Scandal and the fact that Fitz done resorted back to his “Ghost” days, when he hired Willie Lopez to kill Sam for him?
This time he did it himself.
He done evolved.
Slides over to Marquez >>>>>>>
A.J. I forgot how adorable you were
@kabyeyou your real gravi was up when i said that. not this congo gorilla beast u have up now!!
AJ
WINTER PEOPLE AJ?
My new race words. Get yo winter azz out my face! 
@ A.J. – “Holy Ghost, done tole me, every’thang gonna be alright…shhhhh (finger to lips)…Holy Ghost, done tole me, every’thang gonna be alright…(squats and walks)
Reverend Lonnie Love.
KayCeiSoul says:
Has ANYONE discussed Scandal and the fact that Fitz done resorted back to his “Ghost” days, when he hired Willie Lopez to kill Sam for him?
This time he did it himself.
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gurl yes he is. why is stayin with the wife when she was in on it too, but left Olivia like bish please.
You look so familiar to me!
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
WINTER PEOPLE AJ? My new race words. Get yo winter azz out my face!
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@KAYCEI sunshine – giiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllll
<====== me the whole epi even when I knew the outcome before it happened…next week though, I think they've set up David so he'll always owe Olivia a favor 
and Olivia don't like black **** just like Kerry 
@Naija
Thanks ma!
I agree! I was telling my cousin the same thing about Tina being the voice.
@Jenie, He comes in and opens his door let his music play and doesn’t give him a second look.. But I don’t blame your director these demons in here!! I told my mom I was going to get me some holy oil/water and start touching ppl in here… Lol
I forgot how adorable you were
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thanks; getting old tho
marquez where u been?
libra
<—–it's me!!!
o well awwwwwwwwwwww @milky for the compliment, when i get to a pc I will change my gravi back, until then i wont post any more comments,
I will be lurking tho!!!!!!!!!!
Milky says:
@wut keep the spankins coming i like that. and i want to see what’s up unda that paper bag hunty!!
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Here ya go Milky!
@MsB – tell their sprite azzes to try a lil’ Je-sus. Just one time to see if they get in trouble.
Yes we say Winter ppl in front of my lil ones
thanks @wut
@kabyeyou ur my bew i will accept u how ur are. wit my eyes closed tightly!
WINTER PEOPLE AJ? My new race words. Get yo winter azz out my face!
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That would be the beautiful and talented MsB.<—
Real Gravy Friday huh? OTB, JMO please comply ASAP.
Thanks,
Management!!
@jenie
@milky i been kind of busy I lurk tho seeing wat yall peeps be up to…aint gon neva change and be civilized 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
WINTER PEOPLE AJ? My new race words. Get yo winter azz out my face!
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we have a winner you know the yts started that ninja mess
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I know right!
Changing my gravie back at 12:30 though
Ion know who be on this site scoping
Me: “Here – take yo’ Gran-Maw rang back! Bigface!”
But what makes ZERO sense to me is why fall back to Millie?? She was in on it too! He has to know Olivia wouldn’t play him out.
And I could have slapped Verna azz back from purgatory and snatched her ox-ti-gin again!!! Messy dying azz!
and Olivia don’t like black **** just like Kerry
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aint this the truth!
<— my real photo from glamor shots
Welp yall have seen enough of me…
lmaooo. this is almost like that girl who was in court and told the judge she had as much jewelry as Rick Ross.
marquez269 says:
@jenie @milky i been kind of busy I lurk tho seeing wat yall peeps be up to…aint gon neva change and be civilized
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NEVAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marquez269 says:
@jenie @milky i been kind of busy I lurk tho seeing wat yall peeps be up to…aint gon neva change and be civilized
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im civilized but not when gorilla’s in the mist is staring at me!
kingstonn says:
lmaooo. this is almost like that girl who was in court and told the judge she had as much jewelry as Rick Ross.
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He got her azz
<—-I'm changing this too because I got kids…lol
Gravi’s are looking nice ppl!!!
And I could have slapped Verna azz back from purgatory and snatched her ox-ti-gin again!!! Messy dying azz!
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ain’t she though? ole stank bitch…ion know who the actress is but she played the hell outta that role…yeah Bill Cosby was too pressesd for my liking…nigguh she don’t want you, ain’t never wanted you…ole stalking ass
lmaooo. this is almost like that girl who was in court and told the judge she had as much jewelry as Rick Ross.
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im civilized but not when gorilla’s in the mist is staring at me!
@A.J Thanks for the Compliment
Crikett looks cute girl
lmaooo. this is almost like that girl who was in court and told the judge she had as much jewelry as Rick Ross.
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Soto needs 10years fa dat lie.
@ Milky – IKR!!! I want him to get out of his FEELINGS and stop feeding Millie’s egotistical azz! She is the one that will CUT HIS THOKE!
And so do you! Let me find out we know each other some way some how!
Wonders if AFIYA gone come in here slaying ya’ll azzes
Why can’t I see the video????
yeah Bill Cosby was too pressesd for my liking…nigguh she don’t want you, ain’t never wanted you…ole stalking ass
<–all the way
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Wonders if AFIYA gone come in here slaying ya’ll azzes
Maybe all the nice real gravis will make her happy.
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Gagirl I am loving those shoes Hunty
Morning 
And so do you! Let me find out we know each other some way some how!
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i cant stand Millie’s azz she wants to be president so bad. and why u not mad that she induced her labor and put yall son’s life in danger. Cyrus old wrinkled azz i could did without seeing the cryptkeeper naked!
We will figure out if we know each other or not! wit ur pretty self!
*Pulls Out Factory Bullhorn* Morning all! Today is REAL GRAVI FRIDAY!!! Thank you!
@ Jenie
<—-real gravi!
lmaooo. this is almost like that girl who was in court and told the judge she had as much jewelry as Rick Ross.
and I wasn’t ready for Santa Claus to havea deep cuban accent either 
*adios*
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but why her accents change like 3x though
ain’t she though? ole stank bitch…ion know who the actress is but she played the hell outta that role…yeah Bill Cosby was too pressesd for my liking…nigguh she don’t want you, ain’t never wanted you…ole stalking ass
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This WHOLE synopsis just slayed me. I am in tears.
I think she was the same actress that was in Beetlejuice with the smoke coming out of her neck – Juno. But they wigged her UP in that casket! Just wretched! And I want her legacy tampered with at some point. Bish don’t get to die off into the sunset being messy!
And Bill
Cosby is the worst kinda dude. He pushes women into the arms of a newly released convict with good dack and no job. 
CRICKET
get with the that natural beauty girl
o before i go
#Judgeme
But i cant get into Scandal, not that its not good. But I already watch enough TV I cant add another Great show. Spartacus is on its last season so maybe I can pick it up after that goes off.( My Show list is Spartacus, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, True Blood, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Real Husbands of Hollywood, Impractical Jokers, Tosh.0, Workaholics, Bill Maher, and Catfish) My Dvrs Stay at capacity
Thanks jenie
@ naija
but wait, how her ass have all that jewelry and she making $200 a week?
Afiya came out no where and bussed
and reposted the shat on another post 
<<<<< she said ya'll gone learn 
@KAYCEI & MILKY – I wouldn’t mind if Quinn and David got “hucked”
@ Kabyeyou I LOVE Game Of Thrones Khalessi is my girl crush
keya u is purty gurl!!! yall are really a good lookin bunch of loney fat bishes!!!
KABYEYOU says:
o before i go
#Judgeme
But i cant get into Scandal, not that its not good. But I already watch enough TV I cant add another Great show. Spartacus is on its last season so maybe I can pick it up after that goes off.( My Show list is Spartacus, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, True Blood, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Real Husbands of Hollywood, Impractical Jokers, Tosh.0, Workaholics, Bill Maher, and Catfish) My Dvrs Stay at capacity
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@ Milky
Thank ya!
I want those minutes of my life BACK where Cyrus and his Pop-Tart went nude! But I digress…Shonda was trying to give something to the kids last night for their loyalty so…there’s that.
Why do I
the other hitman though? 
He was ready to DO Cyrus’s husband, right there at the Fed building!!
@GAGIRL – so you just trying to shut it down huh? get it ma
ion like Scandal.
i must be the only one tho.
@naija
Olivia bet not run back to Bill Cosby. U know she will find another sprite and then Fitz is goin to be stalkin dat azz! They had old girl casket ready for real. her wig and make up was on point!
Cyrus ain’t about that life…if I was that hitman I’d kill Cyrus, always setting up gigs and renigging
I want Quinn to get “Hucked” so bad I could write the episode!!
She is a disloyal and unappreciative bish, and watch my words – she is going to cross Olivia and soon.
I want David to get it just because of how he played the red head, plus I’on ever want to see them do it again…that last time when she took it still has my nerves and stomach bad.
@jen Walking dead comes back on this sunday
Hey Kingstonn!
You are not the only one.
People be on my timeline saying all types of things – accusing women of being harlots for supporting and lusting after married men and presidents, all that.
It’s ok – it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. I just can’t understand bashers – you respectfully stated you didn’t like it – I like that. Some folks will read you the riot act like watching Scandal is one of the seven deadly sins.
@ Naija
I don’t have any problem sharing but I can’t change the photo because I no longer have the e-mail address that is associated with my gravatar account.
My gravi is real…I like it!
Dont know how to upload pic,, help