Kim Kardashian hides her belly fat on her way to the gym

Kim Kardashian headed to gym

Kim Kardashian positioned her expensive handbag strategically over her flabby belly as she headed to a gym in Los Angeles for an early morning workout today. As she exited her car she accepted a bouquet of roses from a bystander (probably a staged gesture to make it seem as if she has devoted fans).

It isn’t clear what Kim does inside the gym, but my paparazzi friends tell me she sure isn’t working out.

“She’s definitely letting herself go [packing on the pounds] to make herself look pregnant,” said a paparazzi source who has pursued Kim for months.

The paparazzo added that none of the other paparazzi believe she’s pregnant.

“If she is pregnant, she’s the unhappiest pregnant woman I’ve ever seen,” the source added.
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

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    281 Responses to “Kim Kardashian hides her belly fat on her way to the gym”

    1. 1
      prynsexxx says:

      Bet she didn’t anticipate being shaped like a beer barrel did she?

    2. 2
    3. 3
      FuturedocDonte says:

      Her butt gon fall when she have that baby… Watch :yes:

    4. 4

      She gone be big as my damn deep freezer :tea:

    5. 5
      lylas says:

      Kim got the milk juggs I see! :boobs:

    6. 6

      As she exited her car she accepted a bouquet of roses from a bystander (probably a staged gesture to make it seem as if she has devoted fans).

      :hahaha: :rofl: LMAOOOOO

    7. 7
      prynsexxx says:

      She gone over her sunflower and popcorn kernel limit. She already bigger than Amber Rose. :facepalm:

    8. 8
      goat76 says:

      Can’t hide dem tiddays tho!!

    9. 9

      Look at how fat her arms are :tea: I’m sure she has a surgeon on stand by when she drops that load.

    10. 10
      lylas says:

      She gonna have to work out during this ENTIRE pregnancy. Cause her hips have spread. She gonna get real fat if she dont watch it. I bet she having a boy!

    11. 11
      cougar lover says:

      so whats the point of having a fake booty, if you gone exercise the thighs away, making them look fake. she was on point at one point, her face still look good, but sometimes from the waist to the knees looks crazy.

    12. 12
      FuturedocDonte says:

      What kind of car is that :thinking:

    13. 13

      Kim Kardashian positioned her expensive handbag strategically over her flabby belly
      __________________________

      You should have heard how I read this :ghost: :rofl:

    14. 14
      Nakeya_j says:

      From downstairs:
      awwww!! how ca-ute!! from your b/f right?
      ——
      Yup @Caramel. He knows food a make her dance. What’s been going on in here today?

    15. 15

      she suffers from STS Sahara Thraok Syndrome

      ole thirsty ass bitch :tea:

    16. 16
      goat76 says:

      FuturedocDonte says:

      What kind of car is that
      ———————
      I’ll say Rolls-Royce

    17. 17

      She already bigger than Amber Rose.

      :rofl:

    18. 18
      OutsidetheBox says:

      So it begins. :eek: Ion think Kim gonna carry cute. :no:

    19. 19
      Nakeya_j says:

      Jesus be some anit-depressants. Because that is what Kim is gonna need after she gains all that baby weight, and turns into the fat sister. Chile. Or Jesus be a plastic ….. matter of fact no. He can’t be that.

    20. 20

      prynsexxx says:

      Bet she didn’t anticipate being shaped like a beer barrel did she?
      ______________________

      :rofl: :rofl: :hahaha: :ghost:

    21. 21
      OutsidetheBox says:

      I hope some random guy hands me roses. :love:

    22. 22
      WorkInProgress says:

      :warning: CAUTION WIDE LOAD AHEAD

    23. 23

      She is going to :shank: herself by the end of this pregnancy :no: she is huge and she is only 4 months :wtf:

    24. 24
      luVn_liFe... says:

      she shoulda been hidinbg her FACE! ya’ll is RUDE! :yahoo:

    25. 25
      WorkInProgress says:

      Ion think Kim gonna carry cute
      ……….
      NOT.AT.ALL look how upzerky she is already!

    26. 26

      WorkInProgress says:

      CAUTION WIDE LOAD AHEAD
      ________________

      :rofl:

    27. 27
      Gigi26 says:

      Uhhh but isn’t she like 4 months? Bytch sit down somewhere…

      She bigger than Amber and Reggie’s gf and both them bytches about 9 months. She better just go into hiding cuz this one ain’t gonna be a cute pregnancy :no:

    28. 28

      Kim is gonna look like Marcia Cross during her pregnancy…google Marcia Cross preggers… :eek:

    29. 29

      prynsexxx says:

      Bet she didn’t anticipate being shaped like a beer barrel did she?
      ———-
      :lol:

    30. 30
      lylas says:

      She looks better without all that paint on her face.

    31. 31
      OutsidetheBox says:

      FuturedocDonte says:

      What kind of car is that
      ———————
      I’ll say Rolls-Royce

      ___________________

      :tinking: She got a phantom but the one light on the door seems odd to that car.

      I saw a Bentley SUV :eek: Online of course. 300K.

    32. 32
    33. 33
      WorkInProgress says:

      OTB i doubt anyting Kim ans her posse does is random but I will keep that hope alive for you (u such a romantic! awwwww)

    34. 34
      goat76 says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I hope some random guy hands me roses. :love:
      —————————-
      Fcuk!! I woulda ProFlowered dem hoes to you! I’m sure somebody gonna have you covered.

    35. 35

      Donna del Gatto says:

      Kim is gonna look like Marcia Cross during her pregnancy…google Marcia Cross preggers…
      __________________

      I was thinking more of Jessica Simpson big :lol:

    36. 36

      She is superficial IMB and this new bod of hers is gonna make her crack up :rofl:

    37. 37
      luVn_liFe... says:

      IM thirsty :koolaid:

    38. 38
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      @ Donna – why is you spanking me? :crying:

    39. 39
      Milky says:

      is she 4 months for real dat bish look around 6 or 6 months. Kim pregnancy is not ur friend. And Bey is not goin to let ur baby play with Blue. How did Ye get the :sperm: pass the sahara desert????

    40. 40
      OutsidetheBox says:

      NOT.AT.ALL look how upzerky she is already!
      __________________

      Amber is somewhere HOLLERING laughing. :no: Poor Kim. Least Ye love her. :eek:

      SN: ‘Ye can be so hoe like..yall think he gonna get funny when she get fat.. :gossip:

    41. 41
      prynsexxx says:

      That hoe ain’t preggars, she just want a reason to let her inner fat girl out.

    42. 42
      goat76 says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      FuturedocDonte says:

      What kind of car is that
      ———————
      I’ll say Rolls-Royce

      ___________________

      :tinking: She got a phantom but the one light on the door seems odd to that car.

      I saw a Bentley SUV :eek: Online of course. 300K.
      ———————–
      It got the Double R’s above the light

    43. 43

      Keya, did you get him something? #nosey

      I was just playing Luv about what I said last nite.. I was being dumb…

    44. 44
      Pickachu Tran says:

      Bet she didn’t anticipate being shaped like a beer barrel did she?

      ____________________

      :ghost: :rofl: :hahaha:

    45. 45

      @jenie

      but Marcia was preggers with TWINS! :lol:

    46. 46

      t isn’t clear what Kim does inside the gym, but my paparazzi friends tell me she sure isn’t working out.
      ____________________

      This broad is not working out :nono:

    47. 47
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Donna del Gatto says: Kim is gonna look like Marcia Cross during her pregnancy…google Marcia Cross preggers…
      ~ ~ ~
      :nono:
      DIVA DOne ruined it for me to google stugg.
      @WIP
      what is uPZerky? :waiting:

    48. 48
      cougar lover says:

      *Screaming flowers for the Lady* :cheer1: <– Pam twirling in with flowers for OTB, like she did for martin to give to gina on that proposal episode.

    49. 49

      @Oprahs

      B/C you being a baaaad girl! :lol:

    50. 50
      Bird says:

      For someone that works out her body has never been tight.

    51. 51

      Kenya, whatchew do NOW yo? :huh:
      *places finger close to the red button*

    52. 52
      lylas says:

      I dont think Kim is thirsty per say…but rather dry. Like her personality and the stuff that comes out her mouth needs moisture. But I wouldnt call her thirsty. :lol:

    53. 53
      prynsexxx says:

      yall think he gonna get funny when she get fat.
      ___________________________________

      :yes: and he gone drop her like a fat bish running off the stage on Maury after the DNA results, watch.

    54. 54
      WorkInProgress says:

      She goonna be fugging pissed Chloe gonna be the fine haute sis now.
      :haha: Chloe @ Kim

    55. 55
      OutsidetheBox says:

      (u such a romantic! awwwww)
      ________________

      :wail: Im searching for a cure..

    56. 56
      NaijaGal says:

      awwww she thought she was gonna carry like Kourtney…she forgot she was half a now/later from Khloe…bless her heart and saddlebags

    57. 57
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fcuk!! I woulda ProFlowered dem hoes to you! I’m sure somebody gonna have you covered.
      _________________

      :hahaha: Goat you so sweet! :hug:

      We’ll see. :lol: *stalks mail delivery girl*

    58. 58
      gbellab says:

      wish someone would push this pregnant lady off a cliff.. YEA I SAID IT :nino:

    59. 59
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Ye can be so hoe like..yall think he gonna get funny when she get fat..
      ~ ~ ~
      YUP,he wants his Perfect bissh! a BIG unhh Im SURE IS NOT Perfect in his eyes

    60. 60
      Nakeya_j says:

      Keya, did you get him something? #nosey
      —-
      This is going to be a long answer kind of. Yes I got him something. He has a gift for every day this weekend. ONLY because he does so much for me and the kids (including mine we have three between us)aand looks for nothing in return other than clean clothes and food. lol. So normally we do small gifts, but he has no idea about the gifts for the weekend. :) And yes you are nosey, but it’s ok. :hug:

    61. 61
      prynsexxx says:

      Bird says:

      For someone that works out her body has never been tight.
      _________________________________

      NEVER. :no:

    62. 62
      OutsidetheBox says:

      It got the Double R’s above the light
      ________________

      *squints* :yes: Good eye.

    63. 63
      Milky says:

      I was just playing Luv about what I said last nite.. I was being dumb…
      ———————————-
      what u say gurl? :popcorn:

    64. 64

      bless her heart and saddlebags

      :deadhorse: #appropriate *snickers*

    65. 65
      Nakeya_j says:

      and he gone drop her like a fat bish running off the stage on Maury after the DNA results, watch.
      —-
      :dead:

    66. 66
      prynsexxx says:

      Nakeya

      What EXACTLY did you get’em everyday this week?

    67. 67
      3halos says:

      I still find it hard to believe the queen of attention-antics is actually pregnant. Smells fishy to me… more than usual. And I do believe she is Kanye’s beard…either that or she doesn’t mind sharing the bi-ness so long as she benefits with finances and luxury living.

    68. 68
      lylas says:

      I wouldnt be suprised if he dumped ass when she drops the load. Especially if the divorce proceedings dont go as planned. He aint finna be seen with a fat bish with problesm. Kanye is way too vain for that.

    69. 69
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Bird says:For someone that works out her body has never been tight.
      Ive SAID that for the Last two yrs. Bissh always coming out the gym,but be spanKed and stuffed like a sausage into her Clothes.

    70. 70
      goat76 says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fcuk!! I woulda ProFlowered dem hoes to you! I’m sure somebody gonna have you covered.
      _________________

      :hahaha: Goat you so sweet! :hug:

      We’ll see. :lol: *stalks mail delivery girl*
      —————-
      Trust me. Some niggah out there thinking about you, might not be the niggah you want, but that niggah out there…lol

    71. 71
      LadieLeo says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I hope some random guy hands me roses.

      **********************
      nah that’s the new way they get you, you smell them pass out they pull you behind the car and take your cookies. I swear its true…ion care what Snopes says

    72. 72
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Donna del Gatto says:

      B/C you being a baaaad girl!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      But that’s a goodddddddd thing! ;-) I want details about your weekend too! I want one too!!

    73. 73
      WorkInProgress says:

      yall think he gonna get funny when she get fat..

      ^^^^^^
      from some a di latest pics he already seems disinterested but confirm this with Auntie she the body language expert.

    74. 74
      VDot says:

      Ummm that hand handing her the roses looks decrepit. It puts the lotion on its skin looking :shocked:

    75. 75
      Nakeya_j says:

      Nakeya

      What EXACTLY did you get’em everyday this week?
      —-
      No, one for friday, saturday and sunday. Not the whole damn week! lol
      The kids picked one out and I picked out the other two.

    76. 76
      LadieLeo says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Bird says:For someone that works out her body has never been tight.
      Ive SAID that for the Last two yrs. Bissh always coming out the gym,but be spanKed and stuffed like a sausage into her Clothes.

      ****************
      and Kang Latfeefus has a personal trainer and was on Jenny Craig :tea:

    77. 77
      OutsidetheBox says:

      *Screaming flowers for the Lady* <– Pam twirling in with flowers for OTB, like she did for martin to give to gina on that proposal episode.

      ________________

      :rofl: :rofl: Martin gave beady bead hell but she was always there for him!

    78. 78
      Gigi26 says:

      Nah he’s gonna stay with Kim, Kanye the type to take a sprite bish even when she downgrades :yes: but would run from a black woman…ole coon he is

    79. 79
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Trust me. Some niggah out there thinking about you, might not be the niggah you want, but that niggah out there…lol
      ~ ~ ~
      AWwwH
      I said earlier GOAT is thee Sweetest
      :warning:
      In case ya’ll dont remember or DONT KNOW . .
      GOAT sent flowers to a Friend Just Because

    80. 80
      LadieLeo says:

      WorkInProgress says:

      yall think he gonna get funny when she get fat..

      ^^^^^^
      from some a di latest pics he already seems disinterested but confirm this with Auntie she the body language expert.

      **************************
      even if that is Kanye baby he ain’t put nothing inside her to make it…. :tea:

    81. 81

      @Oprahs

      I’m gonna give a full report first thing Monday. My home girl is going with me to hold my hand…plus since her nipple piercings didn’t last she’s thinking about getting her belly button done. But of course mine will be the most intriguing… :grill:

    82. 82
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @GIGI26
      :clap: YEaahhh VERY TRUE fcUkInG COON!

    83. 83
      lylas says:

      Donda is heaven laughing at Kanye’s dumb ass.

      Kanye -> :haha: <- Donda

    84. 84
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @OprahsB
      7yrs

    85. 85
      prynsexxx says:

      All I want for Vday is a bag of 1/2 off/clearance Reese cups.

      <——— JUST told dude that

      He said "…and a card?"….I said "Nope, just a bag. However, on the days that it is NOT vday or my bday or Christmas, THAT'S when I want gifts."… :tea:

      :dead: serious…..

    86. 86
      Milky says:

      goes and kidnaps Goat. :steer:

    87. 87
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @lylas ION think she’s laughing at him :no:

      More like :facepalm: good Lord Rest her soul

    88. 88
      Miany says:

      Gigi26 says:

      Nah he’s gonna stay with Kim, Kanye the type to take a sprite bish even when she downgrades but would run from a black woman…ole coon he is
      ^^^ We know these TYPES. I dated one. Told me hisself. “yeah sometimes a ninja be with a yt ghul jus cuz she yt.” Homeboys be like “danggg he done got him a yt broad”…..so u know I’m like :smack:

      “JEEEESUS PLEASE BE SOME SELF WORTH!!!”

    89. 89
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      She finna be wide as all outside.

    90. 90

      chall talm’bout?

      :popcorn: <- really halls :(

    91. 91
      WorkInProgress says:

      LuVn UpZerky is term my parents/gransparents use to describe ppl who were not easy on the eyes or pleasant to look at.

    92. 92
      Nakeya_j says:

      “JEEEESUS PLEASE BE SOME SELF WORTH!!!”
      —-
      Amen!

    93. 93
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @WIP
      :thumbsup:

    94. 94
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      @luVn_liFe – how long have ya’ll been married?

    95. 95
      prynsexxx says:

      The kids picked one out and I picked out the other two.
      __________________________________

      Again, WHAT WHERE THE GIFTS EXACTLY? A tie? A mug? Some flamin hots? What? :shrug:

    96. 96
      VDot says:

      Caramel Cutie says:

      VDot says:

      Ima Be 41 MOnday *BEYSTANKFACE* Hubbys . . 30
      ___________________________

      Get it boo! Looking fine as wine
      *********
      stop lying

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      Explain Kenya :waiting:

    97. 97
      lylas says:

      We know these TYPES. I dated one. Told me hisself. “yeah sometimes a ninja be with a yt ghul jus cuz she yt.” Homeboys be like “danggg he done got him a yt broad”…..so u know I’m like
      ____________________________________________
      Malcolm X said this in his autobography. A lot of black men dont feel they’ve “made it” until they get them a Becky on their arm. Its a way of making them feel equal to the white man. :smack:

      Its the trophy syndrome!

    98. 98

      Awww goat you are a sweeety :love: and OTB he is right! Someone is always checking you out :yes:

    99. 99
      luVn_liFe... says:

      VDot says:

      Caramel Cutie says:

      VDot says:

      Ima Be 41 MOnday *BEYSTANKFACE* Hubbys . . 30
      ___________________________

      Get it boo! Looking fine as wine
      *********
      stop lying

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      Explain Kenya
      ~ ~ ~
      :huh: yeah,say wut nah??

    100. 100
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Some niggah out there thinking about you, might not be the niggah you want, but that niggah out there…
      _________________

    101. 101
      OutsidetheBox says:

      nah that’s the new way they get you, you smell them pass out they pull you behind the car and take your cookies. I swear its true…ion care what Snopes says
      ______

      Leo! :rofl: :rofl: Girllllll thanks for the warning

    102. 102
      Gigi26 says:

      We know these TYPES. I dated one. Told me hisself. “yeah sometimes a ninja be with a yt ghul jus cuz she yt.” Homeboys be like “danggg he done got him a yt broad”…..so u know I’m like

      “JEEEESUS PLEASE BE SOME SELF WORTH!!!”
      ————————————
      :yes: And not only that, she has zero brain cells…her mother functions as her brain. She’s easily shaped and molded because she holds no true intelligence of her own. Think about it. Kanye went from two black chics that had something in Chicago (Alexis being the last public one) then he gets with Amber who didn’t fit the mold of a woman his mother would have approved of then he knocks up a chic his mother would’ve hated. :shrugs: His life but the fame has already destroyed him. He seems like a very awkward person to converse with.

    103. 103
      Miany says:

      @lUVN…I Think she mean lying about the 41 since you look so young.

    104. 104

      Guh dont press that red button on me :lol:

    105. 105
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Donna del Gatto says:
      I’m gonna give a full report first thing Monday. My home girl is going with me to hold my hand…plus since her nipple piercings didn’t last she’s thinking about getting her belly button done. But of course mine will be the most intriguing…
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      YESSS! I wanna join the club, but I need to know more deets about long term effects.

      @OTB – how does it feel when you touch it…you know masturbation session?

    106. 106
      cougar lover says:

      not every black man with a sierra mist has trophy syndrome. you cant help who you lubs sometimes.

    107. 107

      lylas says:

      We know these TYPES. I dated one. Told me hisself. “yeah sometimes a ninja be with a yt ghul jus cuz she yt.” Homeboys be like “danggg he done got him a yt broad”…..so u know I’m like
      ____________________________________________
      Malcolm X said this in his autobography. A lot of black men dont feel they’ve “made it” until they get them a Becky on their arm. Its a way of making them feel equal to the white man.

      Its the trophy syndrome!
      ———————-
      So what about the ones who get the yt girls that look like bessy and not becky? Smell like Butterscotch and not the candy, but the cow?

      Basically the ones who look like Honey Boo Boo’s mammy… :no:

    108. 108
      Nakeya_j says:

      Again, WHAT WHERE THE GIFTS EXACTLY? A tie? A mug? Some flamin hots? What?
      —-
      Well damn what if I did not want to say?! lol. Ok, so the usuall is little gifts. SO I tried to think of something he had said he wanted to get or just stupid stuff he likes. So it’s a bag full of Steelers stuff (he loves them), a pair of Carreras, and a pair of jeans from the old navy and a sweater. (you might think booo but like i said we do small gifts and it’s all stuff he likes)

    109. 109
    110. 110
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Miany says:…I Think she mean lying about the 41 since you look so young.
      ~ ~ ~
      *Bats eyelashes* Look so young :D

    111. 111
      lylas says:

      My hubby and I decided last week we wasnt gonna do Valentines’s cause we going to Dallas next week (gotta save some money) Anyway so I come home last night from school and he got a dozen roses waiting on me with a card. Im like I thought we said we wasnt doing this. Now I feel bad (not really) that I aint get him nothing.

      This is why I dont care for government holidays. I hate feeling obligated.

    112. 112
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      goat76 says:
      Trust me. Some niggah out there thinking about you, might not be the niggah you want, but that niggah out there…lol
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Ain’t this the TRUTH??!! Did your friend like her flowers?

    113. 113
      Nakeya_j says:

      not every black man with a sierra mist has trophy syndrome. you cant help who you lubs sometimes.
      —-
      So let’s say a black woman has a yt man? Is it still trophy syndrome? And I agree. Every black man who has a yt girl is not looking for a trophy. He just loves who she is.

    114. 114
      luVn_liFe... says:

      cougar lover says:you cant help who you lubs sometimes.
      ~ ~ ~
      VERY TRUE!

      @nakeyJah :lol: PRYNNS all in yo SHYTE!

    115. 115

      cougar lover says:

      not every black man with a sierra mist has trophy syndrome. you cant help who you lubs sometimes.
      ———–
      This may explain my questioning in post #107

      :lol:

    116. 116

      @Oprahs

      From my research on it (and I’ve been doing PLENTY) the only people who have had negative effects long term are the ones who get the actual cl it pierced…and many piercing shops are advising against it because you lose feeling in it. But getting the hood pierced is just the skin that’s covering the cl it. So you are not effecting anything directly…

    117. 117
      Nakeya_j says:

      Anyway so I come home last night from school and he got a dozen roses waiting on me with a card.
      —-
      AWWWWWW :) :love:

    118. 118
      Miany says:

      cougar lover says:
      not every black man with a sierra mist has trophy syndrome. you cant help who you lubs sometimes.
      ^^^ I agree. I alldaway agree. You can’t help who you love. Lord knows I done fell in love with a man who looks nothing like my type… but, in 2013 so many of em have a color complex.. Just gotta baaad feeling Kanye is onna them

    119. 119
      Gigi26 says:

      Kanye the type to yap and yap about the weirdest chit and expect you to listen to ALL OF IT without tuning out…like he’ll give you a pop quiz on that chit :lol:

      A sista would: Tell him to STFU

      Kim would: Aww baybee that’s great

    120. 120
      WorkInProgress says:

      Kanye went from two black chics that had something in Chicago (Alexis being the last public one) then he gets with Amber who didn’t fit the mold of a woman his mother would have approved of then he knocks up a chic his mother would’ve hated. His life but the fame has already destroyed him. He seems like a very awkward person to converse with.

      >>>>>>>>>>>>
      Gurl when is your book on deductive reasoning 101 coming out?

    121. 121
    122. 122
      OutsidetheBox says:

      @OB *presses against it* .. :thinking: Nothing out of the ordinary. I have a vertical placement and I can kinda feel the bar through the hood, if that makes sense.. there is a certain point they have to reach. You dont want it to be too shallow. Or too deep.

      Sometimes when i look down, since it moves freely, I can only see the top ball and it looks like my boat lady ate it. But its there. :lol:

    123. 123
      lylas says:

      @Razzle
      They still think having a Bessy is better than having a Kesha. Its in their dumb ass mind set. They think ANY white girl is better than a black girl. My middle brother has this syndrome and the trash ass white girl he with dogs THE shyt out of him. I blame my mother for this travesty. Shole do! :yes:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      not every black man with a sierra mist has trophy syndrome. you cant help who you lubs sometimes.
      _____________

      You know betta than to speak up.. now we get to ask you questions.. :lol:

      Have you dated sprite?

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      Gigi26 says:

      I wouldn’t say all black men but niggs like Kanye and Horse Mouf from Love n Hip Hop….they like to fukk with the forbidden fruit then realize later that it was waay more than they would chew…

      i.e. Michael Strachan ass

    126. 126
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Lord knows I done fell in love with a man who looks nothing like my type
      ~ ~ ~
      CHUUUUUCH!
      when i introduced hubby to my fams :rofl: they wer
      :blink:
      :huh:
      :think:
      All sorts of DaFugg!! :hahaha:

    127. 127
      69 says:

      Whose toes are going to be pointed to the ceiling tonight? :waiting:

      :hump:

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      Donna del Gatto says:

      @Oprahs

      From my research on it (and I’ve been doing PLENTY) the only people who have had negative effects long term are the ones who get the actual cl it pierced…and many piercing shops are advising against it because you lose feeling in it. But getting the hood pierced is just the skin that’s covering the cl it. So you are not effecting anything directly…
      —————–
      I thought of doing this… then I thought twice because you have to obstain from sexual activity for a certain period of time until it COMPLETELY heals. :nono: Not for me :lol: But do share deets once accomplished. :lol:

    129. 129

      Miany says:

      @lUVN…I Think she mean lying about the 41 since you look so young.
      ^^
      exactly

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      goat76 says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Trust me. Some niggah out there thinking about you, might not be the niggah you want, but that niggah out there…lol
      ~ ~ ~
      AWwwH
      I said earlier GOAT is thee Sweetest
      :warning:
      In case ya’ll dont remember or DONT KNOW . .
      GOAT sent flowers to a Friend Just Because
      ———————–
      Ain’t nothing like making someone day a little brighter!

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      lylas says:

      FYI:
      I didnt say EVERY I said SOME….

      Some grow up around nothing but white folks. Like fine ass Kaepernick. I know he gonna get him a Becky cause that all he knows. His adoptive parents are white. Thats understandable. But there are SOME who think WHITE is better. There lies the problem.

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      Gigi26 says:

      I wonder if Kanye will take Kim to Chicago to meet his family….not Michigan Ave either…take her to the Soufside where he was raised…

      :tea:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Ain’t nothing like making someone day a little brighter!
      —–
      AWWW now, thats nice! :yes:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      many piercing shops are advising against it because you lose feeling in it.
      ___________

      There is one guy in the whole country who has gotten 100% ratings on his actual cl!t piercings. One guy. I think that one is more for women who bout that alternative life. :huh: *clamps legs shut*

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :cheers: GOAT!! i Agree!

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      prynsexxx says:

      Nakeya says:

      (you might think booo but like i said we do small gifts and it’s all stuff he likes)
      ______________________

      GIRL :stop: I wouldn’t think “boooo” b/c guess what, my dude ain’t gettin SH!T! I was looking for him some “touchscreen gloves”, but them bishes were $9 and I thought that was TOO MUCH. Judge AND :eatme: . LOL Then I found a pair at Target on the clearance rack and they were $2.90……they were pink……..he lucky they weren’t in his size. :tea:

      How dare you not want to share what you were getting him on here? I ain’t like everybody gone know. :rofl: :lol:

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      @Razzle

      I know…but I can do it! :lol: I will definitely let ya know! :wink:

    138. 138

      :thinking: there hasn’t been any drama round here all week…….

      *twirls away for a min*

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      cougar lover says:

      Dated? No. Persued? No. Engaged in explicit activity? Yes

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I wonder if Kanye will take Kim to Chicago to meet his family….not Michigan Ave either…take her to the Soufside where he was raised…
      —-
      I don’t see her or her momma allowing that. :no:

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      69 says:

      Girls always say that hitting that back wall feels better than anything. Long ding dong all the way in makes for a good time. :yes:

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      lylas says:

      @Razzle
      They still think having a Bessy is better than having a Kesha. Its in their dumb ass mind set. They think ANY white girl is better than a black girl. My middle brother has this syndrome and the trash ass white girl he with dogs THE shyt out of him. I blame my mother for this travesty. Shole do!
      ———-
      I dont know what it is about the folks that are color struck but man wheew! :lol:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Gigi26 says:I wonder if Kanye will take Kim to Chicago to meet his family….not Michigan Ave either…take her to the Soufside where he was raised…
      ~ ~ ~
      Is it Rough ova ther?
      shyte the prolly done tole his a.s.s. :duel: DONT Even thank bout it!

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      LadieLeo says:

      lylas says:

      FYI:
      I didnt say EVERY I said SOME….

      Some grow up around nothing but white folks. Like fine ass Kaepernick. I know he gonna get him a Becky cause that all he knows. His adoptive parents are white. Thats understandable. But there are SOME who think WHITE is better. There lies the problem.

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      he like the chopped suey :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Horse Mouf from Love n Hip Hop
      ______________

      Is this the producer one? The muslim? He is the perfect example of not searching for yourself in your mate..colorstruck twenty-first century style.

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      but them bishes were $9 and I thought that was TOO MUCH
      :ghost:

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      Gigi26 says:

      Gurl when is your book on deductive reasoning 101 coming out?
      ———————————-
      Ahhh ion know…not everyone agrees with my line of thought, I’m often called a :hater: and the like :lol:

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      @OTB

      The lady who does my Brazilian Waxes told me that she knows a guy who had piercings all in his **** and balls, like MULTIPLE piercings…and his girlfriend had a cl it piercing…apparently their sex is off the CHAIN so they say…

      But she said she does Brazilian Waxes for men too and I was like :blink:

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      goat76 says:

      Oprahs Bunion says:

      goat76 says:
      Trust me. Some niggah out there thinking about you, might not be the niggah you want, but that niggah out there…lol
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Ain’t this the TRUTH??!! Did your friend like her flowers?
      —————————–
      Hell yeah!!! Talked my ear off for 2hours. She told me she had been feeling a little down, but she was surprised by the flowers and lil bear.
      Then texted me this morning letting me know I’ve made her day.

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      69 says:

      I wonder if Kanye will take Kim to Chicago to meet his family….not Michigan Ave either…take her to the Soufside where he was raised…
      ___________
      Kim does know anything other than the North Shore. :coffee:

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      lylas says:

      Gigi26 says:

      I wonder if Kanye will take Kim to Chicago to meet his family….not Michigan Ave either…take her to the Soufside where he was raised…
      _______________________________________________
      :rofl: Kanye does NOT want them problems. He gonna have the whole hood throwing gallons of water at Kim’s dry ass. :rofl: I would pay money to see him bring that bish to the Southside!

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      Who Dat says:

      Kim gonna be bigger than Mariah and more trailer park trash looking than she was too.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      then I thought twice because you have to obstain from sexual activity for a certain period of time until it COMPLETELY heals.
      ______________

      Thats what the internet says. The piercers say resume activity when YOU feel comfortable. Dont introduce anything foreign (saliva, lube, soaps) to the piercing for 6 weeks.

      Doggy style, riding..all approved.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      there hasn’t been any drama round here all week…….
      ——
      so don’t start no shyt!

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      LadieLeo says:

      So this sprite bytch (i just love this term) gone ask me what am I gonna do with some bread in my hand. I told her feed the multitude, you got some fish…..I can’t stand a stupid question :tea:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Kim gonna be bigger than Mariah and more trailer park trash looking than she was too.
      EeeeH Already IS!

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      Gigi26 says:

      @Luvn: See what i’m saying? That’s an EXCUSE.

      I am pretty sure Kanye can go to Chicago and introduce his future mother of his child to his maternal family. They are NOT shooting in Chicago every single day. I’m sure he can show her around but that is the line everyone will drop to rationalize it “its dangerous over there.” FOH if he can gallivant around LA he can sure bring her to the midwest. :tea:

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      Gigi26 says:

      I wonder if Kanye will take Kim to Chicago to meet his family….not Michigan Ave either…take her to the Soufside where he was raised…

      ————–
      Gigs- I asked my husband if he wanted to make a trip to Arkansas (even though I really aint wanna go) to see HIS family. He said no. So I asked if he wanted to go to Chicago since he has yet to meet my biological father’s side of the family and the rest of my clan. He agrees.

      Me all essited and sh*t :yahoo: : Cool. I’ll take you down town and to Navy Pier and everything. I’ll even take you to the west side and show you K-Town where I grew up. If you’re lucky enough you’ll get to ride the L.

      Him: Why you wanna go there? So we can get robbed and shot at??

      Me: :eek: :facepalm: It aint THAT bad nucca. We’d only be on the west side during the day anyway.

      :lol:

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      lylas says:

      Is it Rough ova ther?
      shyte the prolly done tole his a.s.s. DONT Even thank bout it!
      _________________________________________________
      Rough aint the word. Hidiya got killed right around the corner from Obama’s mansion. That’s like 5 minutes from me. And this neighhborhood aint close to being the hood. Think about if were to take Kim in the hood for real. That bish would be forever traumatized! :rofl:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      @GiGi . .
      NO Im Not saying its TOO Dangerous,IM SAYING HIS FAMILY done already tole his a.s.s. :nono: DO NAT Bring that Mule ova here or wer gonna :duel:
      but yeah that will probably HIS ExcuSE!
      :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Dated? No. Persued? No. Engaged in explicit activity? Yes

      ____________

      :thinking: Thank you *files it away*

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      Gigi26 says:

      Is this the producer one? The muslim? He is the perfect example of not searching for yourself in your mate..colorstruck twenty-first century style
      ——————————————-
      :yes: and defends that ole Glenda the good witch looking ass when she made that sideways racist comment. Niggs always wanna rationalize the racist shyt that come out their gf or baby moms mouf if she a sprite :yes: but can’t even bring her swine eating ass to the mosque :tea:

    163. 163

      Donna del Gatto says:

      @OTB

      The lady who does my Brazilian Waxes told me that she knows a guy who had piercings all in his **** and balls, like MULTIPLE piercings…and his girlfriend had a cl it piercing…apparently their sex is off the CHAIN so they say…

      But she said she does Brazilian Waxes for men too and I was like
      *************

      I am getting one today :happy: I am….. excited, nervous, anxious, happy, blissful, passionate, hopeful, doleful, fidgety, highstrung, timid, and indifferent :shrug:

    164. 164
      OutsidetheBox says:

      all in his **** and balls, like MULTIPLE piercings
      _____________________

      :no: YES! In my searchs I have seen way more pierced dingalings than I thought I evah would. :no:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      if she a sprite but cant even bring her swine eating ass to the mosque
      L
      M
      a
      O
      :lol:
      GIGI gurrl lmaooooooooooooooooo

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      Nakeya_j says:

      GIRL I wouldn’t think “boooo” b/c guess what, my dude ain’t gettin SH!T! I was looking for him some “touchscreen gloves”, but them bishes were $9 and I thought that was TOO MUCH. Judge AND . LOL Then I found a pair at Target on the clearance rack and they were $2.90……they were pink……..he lucky they weren’t in his size.

      How dare you not want to share what you were getting him on here? I ain’t like everybody gone know.
      —-
      I laughed while reading this and ppl were looking at me. :hahaha: I’m not at all judging because I would of been online still looking for a discount! shoot! I love the sales rack! And I’m sorry, next time I will share faster! ;) :hug:

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      Gigi26 says:

      :rofl: Razzle!! See, the sprite man has us afraid of the very hood we grew up and live in :tea:

      Fear tactic propaganda is working :yes:

      Man I loved Chicago when I went..took the train and errythang..even though I saw what the hood looked like when we passed through it :eek: but Southside Chicago ain’t NO DIFFERENT than Brownsville, Brooklyn NYC or SE DC.

    168. 168

      I was in the longest bath eva. Decided I would stay in there until it was time to get the kids from the bus. I was phone posting earlier.Anyway, towards the end I fell asleep and lets just say my tittays look like too over ripened cantelopes that were in the sun. TMI…Oh sorry!

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      WorkInProgress says:

      I told her feed the multitude, you got some fish…..I can’t stand a stupid question

      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      :rofl: Gurlll u on some today. Lemme get some ah what you sipping on

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      GellySammich says:

      =/

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      Miany says:

      He slipped on the condom, I bent over and bad habit did the dayum thang!! Less than 7 days after the piercing….(I was a good girl cuz I didnt let him taste it- no saliva)

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      LadieLeo says:

      So this sprite bytch (i just love this term) gone ask me what am I gonna do with some bread in my hand. I told her feed the multitude, you got some fish…..I can’t stand a stupid question
      _______
      See? This is why I lubs my Baby Momma :hug: :love:

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      lylas says:

      @Gigi-
      Its some real ignorant bitter angry HATING ass folks here in Chicago. And they aint to kind to outsiders either. Kim would not get the best greeting if he brought her here. Mofos here already dont like the fact that he with her in the first place. I can see the media been camped out at his place. Drawing all that attention to his neighborhood. They’d need Obama’s secret service to protect them.

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      cougar lover says:

      oh and Zima’s is cool too, just gotta find one that aint tryna be “down”. I like the ones that stay Zima, them the better ones to me, specially the ones with build like a sista.

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      Who Dat says:

      There is a pic of my beloved Mimi when she was like 4-5 months preggars…ankles on swole…nose all over her face…no make up…all pasty looking…hair all crazy and cowardly lion looking…looking like pregnancy was skrait UP whipping that AYS…and I promise she looked like she had walked out of her nearest trailer park.

      Like she had just stopped watching her stories and was going on a Doritos, Pepsi, and Marlboro run during commerical break.

      I was like :blink: touching my computer screen like MARIAH IS THAT YEW???? :no:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Gigi26 says:See,the sprite man has us afraid of the very hood we grew up and live in
      ~ ~ ~
      :ido:
      Very True.i was in da Hard Core Hood for Biz Yestaday i was :scared:
      And that area used to be my STOMPInG Grounds!!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I am getting one today I am….. excited, nervous, anxious, happy, blissful, passionate, hopeful, doleful, fidgety, highstrung, timid, and indifferent
      ______________

      You a whole lot of chit Kenya but :fistbump:

      I paced the floor for 2hrs while waiting (fukking friday night!) and once it was done I was like chit I coulda saved my pacing!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      if she a sprite but cant even bring her swine eating ass to the mosque

      :oink: :rofl:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      lylas says:Its some real ignorant bitter angry HATING ass folks here in Chicago. And they aint to kind to outsiders either. Kim would not get the best greeting if he brought her here. Mofos here already dont like the fact that he with her in the first place.
      SEE”

      @GELLYSammich
      happy :heart: day :welcome:

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      Gigi26 says:

      @Gigi-
      Its some real ignorant bitter angry HATING ass folks here in Chicago. And they aint to kind to outsiders either. Kim would not get the best greeting if he brought her here. Mofos here already dont like the fact that he with her in the first place. I can see the media been camped out at his place. Drawing all that attention to his neighborhood. They’d need Obama’s secret service to protect them.
      ——————————
      Then why is he with her? Would he have gotten the same response if he brought Amber Rose down there to meet his fam?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      but Southside Chicago ain’t NO DIFFERENT than Brownsville, Brooklyn NYC or SE DC
      ___________________

      Or certain parts of Florida. We got some country towns that’ll make a bish urge for Chitown. Violence, death and no food and jobs. :no:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      :koolaid3:

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      GellySammich says:

      :hug: LuVn! Happy V-Day to you too friend!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :love: Why you got the side face? You no like your gifts? :(

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Or certain parts of Florida. We got some country towns that’ll make a bish urge for Chitown. Violence, death and no food and jobs
      ~M ~ ~
      so I wasnt wrong for feeling :scared: where i used to hang in my hey day . .
      I told hubby 4shame IM gettng anXiety,but used to be right ova here with my Girls

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      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Donna del Gatto says:

      @OTB

      The lady who does my Brazilian Waxes told me that she knows a guy who had piercings all in his **** and balls, like MULTIPLE piercings…and his girlfriend had a cl it piercing…apparently their sex is off the CHAIN so they say…

      But she said she does Brazilian Waxes for men too and I was like
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Piercings in his dik & balls?? DANG!!!!!!!!! And yes my dudes get waxed. :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      He slipped on the condom, I bent over and bad habit did the dayum thang!! Less than 7 days after the piercing….(I was a good girl cuz I didnt let him taste it- no saliva)

      _______________

      :fistbump:

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      GellySammich says:

      I’m having kind of a “blah” day so I hope yall cuttin up and can make me laugh for a few minutes :waiting:

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      Gigi he know about Chicago from what is shown on TV. It can be nice on the West Side…sometimes… you just cant make yourself look like a tourist though :lol:

      I said bay some of the best food joints is on the west and south side. when we get back home we are gonna gain at least 7 pounds and sh*t. I said if it makes you feel better we can stay at Navy Inn and Suites :lol:

      and I only told him that just to pacify him… cause we are going to be staying with family and saving $59/night. :yes:

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      Razzle, I witnessed a snatch n’ grab theft/chase down on the Green Line yesterday

      It went DOWN you hear me!?

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      LadieLeo says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      LadieLeo says:

      So this sprite bytch (i just love this term) gone ask me what am I gonna do with some bread in my hand. I told her feed the multitude, you got some fish…..I can’t stand a stupid question
      _______
      See? This is why I lubs my Baby Momma

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      come on in for some :kiss: :heart:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      GELLY . . .
      Wuts da matter for you,I have to concur w/#184/OtB

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      lylas says:

      Would he have gotten the same response if he brought Amber Rose down there to meet his fam?
      _____________________________________________
      I think Amber would be ok. Cause she knows how to adapt. I mean she is with Wiz. Plus people like Kanye with Amber. Chicago is gritty, grimey. Kim just dont fit here. She too Hollywood for Chicago. Why you think most famous people from here leave? Cause they risked getting jacked and robbed by the lil haters walking around here. Its a dog eat dog world here.

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      GellySammich says:

      :kiss: what gifts?
      it’s some chocolate strawberries for you in the fridge if you like that kinda stuff

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Not at all @LuVie. I went to a Yo Gotti concert in Ocala Sunday and apent the whole time :eek: <—

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      Gigi26 says:

      :lol: Luvn, when we grow up we grow out of certain things..but if I had no choice I never grew up in the hood per se but i’ve been to the hood in NY and CT and I blended in just fine (the hood in the South is diff so I wouldn’t even dare to try it)

      I would leave promptly at 5 pm though :tea: :hahaha: Judge me if you must.

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      LadieLeo says:

      GellySammich says:

      I’m having kind of a “blah” day so I hope yall cuttin up and can make me laugh for a few minutes
      *****************************
      just skip cross all cross my name cause I ain’t been nothing but petty all day…..these mofo’s won’t let you treat em like nothing round here at this job….try to treat em like they aint chit but they just continue on acting like they ain’t chit :tea:

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      GellySammich says:

      just blah Luvn… just blah

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      @Otb
      Girl I feel ya. :shrug: I Kinda felt bad,Cause i used to be Dat chick :D

      :shrug:

    201. 201

      I :love: my city Hmmmp

      Best Skyline in the World!
      Best spots to eat good food!
      If’n you know the right people, it’s ALL good IMB :tea:

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      LadieLeo says:

      GellySammich says:

      what gifts?
      it’s some chocolate strawberries for you in the fridge if you like that kinda stuff

      ****************************
      so the 2nd dum sprite bytch tried to offer me some chocolate strawberries she made….i politely told her ion like chocolate just my mens :tea:

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      DoNotDeleteMe says:

      Big, sloppy, floppy, droopy mess! :hurl:

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      GellySammich says:

      DTTS you don’t have an oz of sense in ya :hug:

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      @Caramel

      Oh is this your FIRST Brazilian??? Ummm, yeah, good luck babes…the first time is absolutely the WORST time! :(

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      Gigi26 says:

      Or certain parts of Florida. We got some country towns that’ll make a bish urge for Chitown. Violence, death and no food and jobs
      ———————————–
      :yes: Like my friend told me “Gigi you ain’t built for that” and this is a dude who was apart of that life. I listened :tea: :lol:

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      Bird says:

      Anybody follow The Game on Instagram? I love his side chick Valentine’s Day post. :hahaha:

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      Milky says:

      @RIF Happy V-Day pour me one!!

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      lylas says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Or certain parts of Florida. We got some country towns that’ll make a bish urge for Chitown. Violence, death and no food and jobs
      _____________________________________
      yeah but ya’ll got space. Aint space in the Chi. Everybody stacked on top of each other trying get the same piece of the pie. It aint enough pie to go around. so nigras either take your pie or make you give them your pie. Either way you giving it up.

      Mind you I go to the west side at least one a week to pick up my herb. (more quantity on the west side) Its such a differnet world there. Like their thinking and understanding of the ways of life are just off. My beautician I was telling ya’ll about in the early post. Straight from the west side. Ratchet ass fukk. I love her though. :rofl:

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      LadieLeo says:

      WorkInProgress says:

      I told her feed the multitude, you got some fish…..I can’t stand a stupid question

      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Gurlll u on some today. Lemme get some ah what you sipping on

      *******************
      its the day of love so i’m tryin to be nice but they won’t let me :no:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :lol: giGi
      these down soufh Negros . . gurrrl.I was at a Planning/zoning Meeting.The man in the Dept walked me out to my care.
      Me: :grill:
      Why thanKU that was NIce of you.
      HIM: Yeah its a lil rough out chere,a few weeks ago . . . Ya Know the rest.
      tHe damn Place is right Slap in THE MIDDLE OF THE HOOD! :eek:
      Its Not even like the HOOD its so.central boYzin Da Hood typa shyte

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      LadieLeo says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      LadieLeo says:

      So this sprite bytch (i just love this term) gone ask me what am I gonna do with some bread in my hand. I told her feed the multitude, you got some fish…..I can’t stand a stupid question
      _______
      See? This is why I lubs my Baby Momma

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      come on in for some
      _________
      I gots me a e-Valentine! :woohoo:

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      i politely told her ion like chocolate just my mens
      ————
      :applause:

      I lubs me a good chocolate man…

      My honey is filipino and black.. he took after his daddy’s side big time :lol:

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      Leo, was it your cookies that got passed around by thee ungratefuls in your office this morning?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :bye: Off to the dentist. *aims Cupid’s arrow @my Sammich* I’ll be back to bite chu. :love:

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      lylas says:

      Best Skyline in the World!
      Best spots to eat good food!
      If’n you know the right people, it’s ALL good IMB
      ___________________________________________
      :rofl: that’s ur defense. :rofl:

      u are a true chicagoan! :hahaha:

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      Piercings in his dik & balls?? DANG!!!!!!!!! And yes my dudes get waxed.
      __________

      Up in they ass tho????????? :eek:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Donna del Gatto says:Oh is this your FIRST Brazilian??? Ummm, yeah, good luck babes…the first time is absolutely the WORST time!
      :lol:

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      Gigi26 says:

      Mind you I go to the west side at least one a week to pick up my herb. (more quantity on the west side) Its such a differnet world there. Like their thinking and understanding of the ways of life are just off. My beautician I was telling ya’ll about in the early post. Straight from the west side. Ratchet ass fukk. I love her though.
      ————————
      :rofl: hilarious one of my closest friends from the Chi (Southside) and she was like if you from the Westside you don’t tell anyone cuz they are fukkin HOOD! :lol: Then I met a girl from the Westside and she was cool :yes:

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      LadieLeo says:

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      I was in the longest bath eva. Decided I would stay in there until it was time to get the kids from the bus. I was phone posting earlier.Anyway, towards the end I fell asleep and lets just say my tittays look like too over ripened cantelopes that were in the sun. TMI…Oh sorry!

      *****************************
      I drank too much for long baths…last long one I had the bubbles were flowing and the jets were going….I was dozing off I was like if ion get my a$$ out this tub I’m gone mess round and wake up dead :huh: yep wake up dead :tea:

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      GellySammich says:

      :crying: I’m leaving early tooo. Dagnabit I can’t get NO LOVE today. :crying:
      #loser

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      And you aren’t :ha:

      Don’t be mad at me because folks from all around the world come here and I show them a hot damn time yo! :lol:

      It is what it is. But I know people sooooo :shrug:
      My 2nd home will be with a palm tree
      My 3rd home will have a man-made lake
      But I will always have my spot here #GODwilling :yes:

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      goat76 says:

      Taking off 2morrow and off Monday for George Washington/Thomas Jefferson bday.

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      prynsexxx says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I my city Hmmmp
      Best Skyline in the World!
      Best spots to eat good food!
      If’n you know the right people, it’s ALL good
      _______________________________

      Just told "fence" we MIGHT be headed that way around July'ish. I need to be put on to the "eateries" that are poppin there.

      Me and my homies took a trip up there a few years ago and we went to this spot called "The Crocodile Lounge"? Went into that spot and danced the night away, when we came out, the sun was coming up. LOL

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      LadieLeo says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Leo, was it your cookies that got passed around by thee ungratefuls in your office this morning?

      ***********************
      nah just one heffa gave em way cause she thought someone else made em and i was regifting them to her….just cause i'm :mad: most days they act like ion have a :heart: dummies

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      lylas says:

      Chicago sucks you in in the summer. Even though the murder rate rises 5000% in the summer, its so pretty here. So much to do. The weather is damn near perfect. I complain all winter to around April, then I fall back in love with the city. By Novemeber, I hate it again.

      I have a love/hate “situation” (T.I. Voice) with the Chi

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      Gigi26 says:

      Mind you I go to the west side at least one a week to pick up my herb. (more quantity on the west side) Its such a differnet world there. Like their thinking and understanding of the ways of life are just off. My beautician I was telling ya’ll about in the early post. Straight from the west side. Ratchet ass fukk. I love her though.
      ————————
      hilarious one of my closest friends from the Chi (Southside) and she was like if you from the Westside you don’t tell anyone cuz they are fukkin HOOD! Then I met a girl from the Westside and she was cool
      —————-
      All of my family is from the west side and we’re not hood a’tall. We know how to survive, but we’re not hood….with the exception of two of them… but that’s another story for another day. :tea:

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      GellySammich says:

      Can I house sit whichever one you not staying in at the time DTTS?

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      GG, the southsiders try to be all boogie, but :stop: they still hood yo!

      You got your classy people from both sides though IMB & thee only time they’ll rep together is outta town :rofl:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      Taking off 2morrow and off Monday for George Washington/Thomas Jefferson bday.
      __________
      Me too Goat. This day can’t end fcking fast enough.

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      :thumbsup: You got it Prynn, just let me know what kinds of food you like.

      Ace is coming soon, and we’re gonna do the town UP, ya heard! :rofl:

      I’ll barter with you Gelly :yes: #canthelpit

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      prynsexxx says:

      My 2nd home will be with a palm tree
      _____________________________

      …..and they can BURY me there too. We got some damn bi-polar ass weather here. It be four seasons in ONE day. Yesterday it was spring/summer at 545 AM. Before 12 we had snow showers. By 330 it was a spring again. Then at night we went back to winter temps! :eek:

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      lylas says:

      hilarious one of my closest friends from the Chi (Southside) and she was like if you from the Westside you don’t tell anyone cuz they are fukkin HOOD! Then I met a girl from the Westside and she was cool _______________________________________________________-
      :yes: Ya’ll was like why you dont leave the cypher when my beautician’s daughter comes around. It I do that it would be looked at like I think I’m better than them. And then thats a whole notha situation that I aint got time for. You can not make them feel any less than you. One of my bestie leave out west, and even though the stuff that goes on in her house I would NEVER condone, I would never diss her for her lifestyle. Cause if I had a problem with it, I should bring my saddity ass over. (thats what she would tell me if I ever said anyhing outta pocket)

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      lylas says:

      *shouldnt

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      Gigi26 says:

      :rof: DTTS and Razzle I looked at my friend like :blink: cuz in my head I was like BISH YOU HOOD AS FUKK!! :rofl:

      I loved Chicago the times I went, I plan to go this summer, it was gorgeous there and the food was poppin! :yes:

      I did see ratchet when I went to Walgreens and ole boy got arrested..and the pregnancy tests n chit were locked up..and I saw a lady with a waterfall weave :no:

      I also eye-fukked the shyt out of this cop…that nigga was FOINE! He was like “i’ll see your sexy ass later” Nigga I was on the plane an hour later! :lol:

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      lylas says:

      You got your classy people from both sides though IMB & thee only time they’ll rep together is outta town
      ________________________________________
      Tis is true. Cause when westsiders ask me where Im from, I say Texas…better than saying I live out south. I may not make it back. :lol: #faserious

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      goat76 says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      Taking off 2morrow and off Monday for George Washington/Thomas Jefferson bday.
      __________
      Me too Goat. This day can’t end fcking fast enough.
      ——————
      You got that right. Work hours and Off-work hours are not the same. That sh1t needs to be investigated.

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      MissHarlem says:

      :yawn: that lunch and lil shopping spree was righteous now I’s tired

      PRYN 100 deposited today :yahoo:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Hey Milky! xoxo. Happy V-Day to you too. I hope you have a great day. I passed a five hour audit Tuesday so, yesterday was my zzzzzzzzzz day and I’m just getting back to myself today. …pours you one while I rant… :koolaid3: … anyway, me and dude are getting a couples massage next Friday so, we are suppose to be skipping V-day today but, he has been too quiet today.. no texts or anything so, I think he has something up his sleeve. We shall see… I didn’t get him anything; well, sex this morning but, I haven’t spent a dime. I got my seven year old some chocolates and a card. That’s about it for me though… :koolaid:

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      VDot says:

      :whistle:

      Gang signs out the window, you bish
      Hoping all of ‘em offend, you bish
      They say your hood is a pot of gold, you bish
      And we gone crash it when nobodies home, you bish

      It go Halle Berry or hallelujah
      Pick your poison tell me what you do
      Everybody gon respect the shooter
      But the one in front of the gun lives forever

      :whistle:

      That’s my ish!

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      I can not understand these miserable folks on valentines day. :no: I tell ya you can always tell the miserable folks on FB :shank: yaselves!!!

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      Daria Morgendorffer-La_la_la_la_La says:

      Why do women wear perfume to the gym. Makes it hard to breath when I’m on the treadmill next to you.smh… not being racist :ashamed: but it’s usually ——- women that do this. I wonder how often they actually bathe? Speaking of which I’m about to hit the locker room and bathe myself. Or at least pretend to bathe. I stand there lathering myself for hours whilst taking in the scenery :love: once got ejected for over lathering the wrong place if you get my drift…i don’t see what the big deal was…it went right down the drain…anyway…happy Vday :love:

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      Diva says:

      Back from lunch..what I miss other than Kim’s big azz :boobs: ? *snickering cause I can’t talk*

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      lylas says:

      I did see ratchet when I went to Walgreens and ole boy got arrested..and the pregnancy tests n chit were locked up..and I saw a lady with a waterfall weave
      ______________________________________________
      Things locked in hood Walgreens

      Pregnancy test
      condoms
      baby formula
      bath body washes
      razors
      shower gel
      detergent
      certain types of medicine

      Its hard out here for a pimp! :rofl:

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      goat76 says:

      Kuntry niggah like me wouldn’t make it in the hood of Chi. LA.
      I’m so absent minded and too old to know about the G-Codes and them niggas take dat sh1t too serious.

      300 hunnit BANG BANG!!

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      Taking off 2morrow and off Monday for George Washington/Thomas Jefferson bday.
      __________
      Me too Goat. This day can’t end fcking fast enough.
      ——————
      You got that right. Work hours and Off-work hours are not the same. That sh1t needs to be investigated.
      _____________
      :cosign: It aint even fair how much slower time moves when you’re at work. :no:

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      laterthannever says:

      I see she hasn’t reached that point in the pregnancy where any type of constraint around the stomach is unbearable… Also known as, “the day the rubber band trick stops working.”

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :rofl: BREN,YOUR so RIGHT!! bout —> Why do women wear perfume to the gym. Makes it hard to breath when I’m on the treadmill next to you.smh
      Da fugg..
      One morning I was at the gym at 5amish,When I was Getting Ready to go,this Bissh was washing her arm pits and shyte in da sink bissh had a damn sponge and all!!
      :wtf: bissh get ther early enough to be Able to get home and shower NassstEE As.s.

      :peace: FREAK,FreakeTTs,and DUDS have a Great nite :heart:

      Heading to :nono:

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      GellySammich says:

      :peace:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      OOOPs headning to :nino: !

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      lylas says:

      goat76 says:

      Kuntry niggah like me wouldn’t make it in the hood of Chi
      ________________________________________________
      It took me a whole year of living here before I rode the train by myself. And I just started going to the westside alone (I gotta feed my habit) Being from Texas certain shyt was like :blink: Da F^ck is ths SHYT!!

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      Sam says:

      :rolleyes:

      happy valentine’s day roses :waves:

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      lylas says:

      When I go to the westside I try to dress “thugged out”. :rofl: I put on my skully, leather jacket, and a hoodie. So that I will fit in. :lol:

      That funny but its not! SMH…

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      San says:

      If u thought Kims ass was big, its bout to really blow up

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      laterthannever says:

      Going to Chicago the first week of June!! :party:

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      goat76 says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      Taking off 2morrow and off Monday for George Washington/Thomas Jefferson bday.
      __________
      Me too Goat. This day can’t end fcking fast enough.
      ——————
      You got that right. Work hours and Off-work hours are not the same. That sh1t needs to be investigated.
      _____________
      :cosign: It aint even fair how much slower time moves when you’re at work.
      ——————–
      That’s why I got all these vacation and sick hours. I feel cheated when I take off cause that sh1t goes by so fast.

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      WorkInProgress says:

      Happy :heart: day Sam

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      :shotsfired:
      Yall is some miserable bishes.. Half of yall aint got no man
      All yall just STFU. Yall is some bitter, hateful, crabby, fat, sloppy, s!ut puppies. Yall is all jealous b/c yall aint got no man. Yall aint gone get no man. And yall aint neva gonna have a man.

      Sittin in here hating on Kimmy cakes and I bet yall would give yalls right arm to have her looks. Hmpf. That’s why nobody want yall miserable behinds. All yall do is whine and complain :argue: Ol bats
      AINT NO MAN GOT TIME FO THAT

      Who aint got no Valentine? YALL AINT GOT NO VALENTINE…

      Yea I said it. WHATCHU gone do about it? If yall wasnt so bitter and crabby, maybe somebody would wont chall…

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      Sam says:

      caramel may jesus come save you :eek:

      Hi WIP :happy:

      If chicago that bad you should take yo a$$ back to texas <— yeah I said it

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      VDot says:

      I :heart: Chicago. I’m up there at least twice a year. Matter of fact I’ll be up there next month to see my boo Rih Rih :dance:

      I took my friends to the southside one year around 4th of july. White tees on every corner. Fireworks/gun shots going off everywhere. My friends were in the car scared, like I’m just gonna take a nap. Wake me when we’re back safe and sound :hahaha:

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      prynsexxx says:

      DA HELL???? :gossip: :shrug: Da hell is wrong with #259?

      @Harlem – I deposited 3 and some change earlier in the week, now I’m bout to do my bi-weekly $53 in one and week 6 and 7 in the other.

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      ((on the factory bullhorn))
      Kenya :cuss: da fugg you talmbout…

      I just come back and see your madness :rofl:

      :waves: Sam

      :poorthang: at 254 :hahaha:

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      lylas says:

      If chicago that bad you should take yo a$$ back to texas <— yeah I said it
      _________________________________________
      If read I said I had a love/hate relationship with the city. Im married so picking up and moving back to Texas isnt an option right now. Plus Im working on a second master's in Tourism and Hospitiality so that I can move WHEREVER I want once I'm finished.

      :grin:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Caramel Cutie says:

      Yall is some miserable bishes.. Half of yall aint got no man
      All yall just STFU. Yall is some bitter, hateful, crabby, fat, sloppy, s!ut puppies. Yall is all jealous b/c yall aint got no man. Yall aint gone get no man. And yall aint neva gonna have a man.

      Sittin in here hating on Kimmy cakes and I bet yall would give yalls right arm to have her looks. Hmpf. That’s why nobody want yall miserable behinds. All yall do is whine and complain Ol bats
      AINT NO MAN GOT TIME FO THAT

      Who aint got no Valentine? YALL AINT GOT NO VALENTINE…

      Yea I said it. WHATCHU gone do about it? If yall wasnt so bitter and crabby, maybe somebody would wont chall…

      *********************
      and don’t forget to throw in Caramel is an extra kinda stupid cause….wait why she say you were extra kind of stupid ion remember.

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      prynsexxx says:

      Oh sh!t! :popcorn:

      Just when I’m about to leave too! :smack:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Yall let Caramel/Kenya lone, she’s channeling her inner Afiya and refusing to leave last week in last week.

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      laterthannever says:

      Caramel you remind me of a few someones. Interesante.

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      Did Prynn ever say what kind of food?

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      Sam says:

      :rolleyes: yeah okay

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      goat76 says:

      lylas says:

      goat76 says:

      Kuntry niggah like me wouldn’t make it in the hood of Chi
      ________________________________________________
      It took me a whole year of living here before I rode the train by myself. And I just started going to the westside alone (I gotta feed my habit) Being from Texas certain shyt was like :blink: Da F^ck is ths SHYT!!
      ———————
      I’ll need a trust worthy hood tour guide…lol

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      Sam says:

      Hey DTTS you and this bullhorn girl :rofl:

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      lylas says:

      :blink:

      Ok!!

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      goat76 says:

      VDot says:

      :whistle:

      Gang signs out the window, you bish
      Hoping all of ‘em offend, you bish
      They say your hood is a pot of gold, you bish
      And we gone crash it when nobodies home, you bish

      It go Halle Berry or hallelujah
      Pick your poison tell me what you do
      Everybody gon respect the shooter
      But the one in front of the gun lives forever

      :whistle:

      That’s my ish!
      ———————
      Jamming Kendrick all morning!!

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      I turned down the volume though Sam :lol:

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      That may be my cue to log the fugg off cause….adfakjdbfaljdfnlJKSDNCAJKDFNAKJDFAJDBADCAKJDNFAKJDNFKALDFNGAJKDFNL!!!!!

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      MissHarlem says:

      On that rant Im out also those living in CHI know they city is all kinds of fckd up and not “safe” so Im sure they not gettin offended makes no sense to. Its like me backing up the NYPD :rofl: Good luck with that

      PRYN I deposited light this week bc 400 will be deposited before the month out.

      :peace: yall have a wonderful V DAY :love:

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      Ty says:

      Afternoon All :wave:

      WTF going on in here :shrug:

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      goat76 says:

      It’s 2 more new post up…….These niggas done left us down here.

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      Goat, my peeps from Philly came and we stayed downtown #balling!butanyways :lol:

      They wanted to drive around the city, so I’m in the back seat and I take them on both sides of town, one someone is well known and ish, but he just wanted to go to the hood hood, so we went, it got alittle outta hand, nothing major though. Fun time!

      But we start heading back downtown, and they notice Cabrini Green, and were all “Good Times :yahoo: let’s go! high fiving and ish”

      I INSTANTLY got un-inebriated and popped up like :shocked: NO yall will not, this lil thang I got ain’t gonna stop what they got up in there. We gotta be ready before we go down them street.

      3sidenote:Cabrini Green was way more that the towers shown, it was like a little village inside of another village, and if’n you didn’t know the streets, then you shouldn’t be up in there.

      So uhhhh, yeah we went the next day and had a ball. The end :rofl:

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