Charges Dropped Against ‘Pimp’ After Accuser Caught Still Turning Tricks

Charges dropped against pimp Pimping charges were dropped against a Brooklyn man who was accused of forcing a 17-year-old girl into a life of prostitution in 2011, the NY Post reports.

The NY Post reports Robert Pannell, 36, was cleared of all charges of pimping and sex trafficking after prosecutors were alerted to an online ad offering the woman’s services in exchange for money.

“We discovered a problem with the credibility of the witness and brought it to the attention of the court,” said Brooklyn District Attorney spokesman Jerry Schmetterer.

“She’s still in business,” said defense attorney David Jacobs. “[Pannell] was very happy this morning when I told him the good news, that [his accuser] was a total liar.”

Jacobs said prosecutors also had information the girl worked as a prostitute before she met Pannell.

The girl originally accused Pannell of turning her out, saying she had never turned tricks before meeting him.

“I was too scared to leave,” Pannell’s accuser previously testified at Pannell’s trial. “I was with him only two weeks. I have been suffering from Bipolar disorder and anxiety since I was 14.”

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    282 Responses to “Charges Dropped Against ‘Pimp’ After Accuser Caught Still Turning Tricks”

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    2. 2
      LSLH says:

      Well she’s definitely not hiding her goods.

    3. 3
      LadieLeo says:

      Well liars lie and hoes hoe…… :tea:

    4. 4
      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      :whistles: “It’s hard outchere for a pimp!”

    5. 5
    6. 6

      Look at that manly body up top though :blink:

    7. 7
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      @ “I was with him only two weeks. I have been suffering from Bipolar disorder and anxiety since I was 14.”

      Then maybe she should be mad at her parents for not getting her help at 14? .. Not the pimp that helped her do what she wanted to do anyway. Big difference between him forcing her to work and him enabling her already bad choice.

    8. 8
      cougar lover says:

      i remeber when i was like 14 and had this girl that was 15 that was hoe’n. i almost had her about to trick with some illegals. if they would have gave me that $100, she would ben down, but they kept talmbout “fiffy dolla my frenn” :hahaha:

    9. 9
      Tainted_Love says:

      That body doesn’t look right :no:

    10. 10
      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      On the serious, If that is all she know how to do get money :shrug: He prolly did introduce her to the game, but she decided she wanted to be her own boss! So what better way than to turn in her pimp and then strike out on her own?” Does that say she lied about her beginnings? Nope.

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    12. 12
      Pickachu Tran says:

      :coffee: FAMOUS PIMP QUOTES: I don’t think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A pimp named slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don’t get me wrong. A pimp named slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pimp named slickback don’t do **** for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don’t do **** for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain’t gettin’ a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the **** niggas is callin’ each other nowadays. Sound like some gay **** to me.

      -A pimp named slickback

    13. 13
      Who Dat says:

      that [his accuser] was a total liar
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Is she really a FEMALE? That is the lie they need to investigate.

    14. 14
      libra80sbaby says:

      Chile…Craigslist Prostitues :no:

    15. 15
      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      @Pickachu, :rofl: :lol: Ahhh, why did the Boodocks have ta go?! That was funny!!

    16. 16

      Who Dat says:

      that [his accuser] was a total liar
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Is she really a FEMALE? That is the lie they need to investigate.
      _________________

      :ghost:

    17. 17
      Betamax82 says:

      Wow

    18. 18
      libra80sbaby says:

      FAMOUS PIMP QUOTES: I don’t think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A pimp named slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don’t get me wrong. A pimp named slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pimp named slickback don’t do **** for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don’t do **** for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain’t gettin’ a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the **** niggas is callin’ each other nowadays. Sound like some gay **** to me.

      -A pimp named slickback

      :hahaha:

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      Betamax82 says:

      I thought that was a gay boy up top :shrug:

    20. 20
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      (from downstairs)

      Who Dat says:

      I want Richard Dawson back
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      You want Richard Dawson back on the show?
      HE DEAD
      We can do him Weekend At Bernie’s style though…he just died last year…he might smell a lil…

      :shrug:
      ___________
      I was confused as hell for a sec cause I know’d he was dead. I thought ya’ll was saying even a dead host would be better than Steve Harvey. :lol:

      Now somebody tell me about this lawsuit. :waiting:

    21. 21
      Pickachu Tran says:

      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      @Pickachu, Ahhh, why did the Boodocks have ta go?! That was funny!!

      ______________

      that is still my shyt. I got all the DVDs :lol: Kat williams was that dude on that show playing that pimp.

    22. 22
      LadieLeo says:

      Wow VA that gravi :rofl:

    23. 23

      Look at that manly body up top though
      ____________

      I swear I thought that was young boy!

    24. 24
      Tainted_Love says:

      That Pomp Naame Slickback quote brought up something I’ve been thinking on….my boyfriend hangs out with his friends to damn much but I don’t wanna seem like a nagger and say anything lol

    25. 25
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      “The only safe way to share milk is through a milk bank,” said Amy Vickers, executive director of the Mothers’ Milk Bank of North Texas, which receives the South Florida depot’s milk for processing

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      Tainted_Love says:

      O dang so many mistakes….Smh ignore them I’m talking typing and eating

    27. 27
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Yeah that didNt POST correctly . .

      :kona:

    28. 28
      GAGIRL87 says:

      :facepalm:

    29. 29
      luVn_liFe... says:

      a new South Florida venture is offering donors a more noble alternative: a safe way to give their milk to the neediest newborns through a screened, pasteurized process.

      Say hello to Florida’s first nonprofit breast milk “depot,” the brainchild of a Cooper City mom who couldn’t breastfeed her severely allergic baby and discovered how hard it was to find safe donor milk
      The depot, which officially opened Feb. 19 in The Gathering Place maternity center in Miami, aims to chip away at the shortage of breast milk available for frail babies by making safe donation available to more South Florida women. Three Broward County hospitals are among at least 16 in Florida using the processed human milk to feed their neediest preemies.

      “The only safe way to share milk is through a milk bank,” said Amy Vickers, executive director of the Mothers’ Milk Bank of North Texas, which receives the South Florida depot’s milk for processing

    30. 30
      Pickachu Tran says:

      FAMOUS PIMP QUOTES:

      “Lord, please pray for the soul of this bish. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho’s place. Amen.”

    31. 31
      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      @Picka, indeed!! I miss that Katt Williams!! Wish I had the dvds!! #jealous.. :)

    32. 32
      MSVALLDAY says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      FAMOUS PIMP QUOTES: I don’t think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A pimp named slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don’t get me wrong. A pimp named slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pimp named slickback don’t do **** for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don’t do **** for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain’t gettin’ a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the **** niggas is callin’ each other nowadays. Sound like some gay **** to me.
      -A pimp named slickback
      ________________________________________________________________________

      I’m over here crying!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

    33. 33
      Nakeya_j says:

      FAMOUS PIMP QUOTES: I don’t think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A pimp named slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don’t get me wrong. A pimp named slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pimp named slickback don’t do **** for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don’t do **** for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain’t gettin’ a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the **** niggas is callin’ each other nowadays. Sound like some gay **** to me.
      —–
      :hahaha: I just spit out my Ginger Ale!!!! I loved a pimp named slick back!!!

    34. 34
      Tainted_Love says:

      @luvn Wow, Smh. I’m not a mother yet but when I am one….I can’t see myself utilizing something of the sort ill rather use formula

    35. 35
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I think I’m the only black person who didn’t watch the Boondocks. :shrug:

    36. 36
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @Tainted . .
      sometimes One must,ButUMH Me Either

    37. 37
      Cocoabana says:

      That’s her ad though? Sh*t, she couldn’t use an iOS camera? Sheesh.

    38. 38
      Pickachu Tran says:

      MSVALLDAY says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      FAMOUS PIMP QUOTES: I don’t think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A pimp named slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don’t get me wrong. A pimp named slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pimp named slickback don’t do **** for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don’t do **** for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain’t gettin’ a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the **** niggas is callin’ each other nowadays. Sound like some gay **** to me.
      -A pimp named slickback
      ________________________________________________________________________

      I’m over here crying!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

      ***********************

      Im still dying :rofl:

    39. 39
      Who Dat says:

      Promise that shadow in that pic looks like Leyomi from America’s Best
      Dance Crew from the back.

      That “chick” standing in that door frame like she about to ballroom drop at ANY-T MINUTE.

      There is a man in there….

    40. 40
      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      That Pomp Naame Slickback quote brought up something I’ve been thinking on….my boyfriend hangs out with his friends to damn much but I don’t wanna seem like a nagger and say anything lol
      ***********

      :lol: Do yall live together? I love when my bf leaves me the h**l alone and finds him something to do

    41. 41
      goat76 says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I think I’m the only black person who didn’t watch the Boondocks. :shrug:
      ———————
      You are not alone *Micheal Jackson’s voice*

    42. 42
      Nakeya_j says:

      Are we sure the picture is not a boy? After yall said it, I went back to look….uhhh it just does not seem like a girl

    43. 43
      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      You’ve Got Mail… :coffee:

    44. 44
      Pickachu Tran says:

      LAST FAMOUS PIMP QUOTE: A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK EDITON:

      RILEY FREEMAN:
      “So what do you think about Homies Over Hoes?”

      A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
      “Is that something you get at Denny’s? I don’t know what that is.”

      :lol:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I think I’m the only black person who didn’t watch the Boondocks. :shrug:
      ———————
      You are not alone *Micheal Jackson’s voice*
      ____________
      Awww, I see why all “da girls da girls dey luv you” :hug:

    46. 46
      Nakeya_j says:

      :tea: I could of sworn that….nevermind.

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      Tainted_Love says:

      @Blu No lol He’s with his homies more than he’s at my place. Hell, I learned how to play Madden and 2k but he still goes over there more. I’ve been over there with them and IG watch and those dudes don’t be doing anything worth ditching me for

    48. 48
      Crickett says:

      I hope someone helps that poor child hoe, she needs love and meds and a skill other than sex. What was that special on HBO years backs with the girl that ran a shelter for teenage prostitutes in New York?
      @luVn_liFe, human milk as long as it’s sanitized is the best nutrition for a human baby, cow’s, goat, fake etc. does damage to the GI tract, especially blacks and makes you more prone to obesity.

    49. 49
      Pickachu Tran says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I think I’m the only black person who didn’t watch the
      *****************

      I watched the 1st season… but didnt catch up with the rest of the seasons until they took it off and came out with the DVDs. NOW IM SORRY I STOPPED TUNING IN

    50. 50
      Nakeya_j says:

      Where is Pumpkin?!

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      goat76 says:

      @Luvn…… Growing up, we was taught that you can’t trust errybody’s cooking. So I don’t see this prospering in the black community. I just don’t see my black people trusting some strangers titty milk.

    52. 52
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Crickett says:

      I hope someone helps that poor child hoe, she needs love and meds and a skill other than sex.
      ___________
      :dead:

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      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      :rofl:

      “Naw nigga you gotta say tha whole thang!” Its a Pimp name Slickback!Now say it wit me!”
      :rofl:

    54. 54
      Nakeya_j says:

      I just don’t see my black people trusting some strangers titty milk.
      ——
      Not at all.

    55. 55
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @Crickett
      I Know,I breastfed my son,but i dont Like the thought.Diffrent strokes for Diffrent Folks :shrug:

    56. 56
      Nakeya_j says:

      Matter of fact, where is:
      Diva
      Milky
      Harlem
      Chan
      and OTB?!

    57. 57
      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      LAST FAMOUS PIMP QUOTE: A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK EDITON:

      RILEY FREEMAN:
      “So what do you think about Homies Over Hoes?”

      A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
      “Is that something you get at Denny’s? I don’t know what that is.”

      ————-
      :hahaha: I am huuuurrt ova here!” He plays tha hell out of that character!”

    58. 58
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @GOAT
      YUP

    59. 59
      Betamax82 says:

      Caramel I mean Ms Blu so you and your ex got back together I thought you were single :waiting:

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      Tainted_Love says:

      White folks been using other folks milk….just like they had the slaves, nannies and maids breastfeeding their kids

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I swear either I am the only one who sees this, or other ppl see it and are white fonting it.

    62. 62
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Why is my child walking around singing All Gold Everything in slow motion? Like an old negro spiritual. OMG :rofl: THIS SHYT RIGHT HERE IS WHY I CAN”T WORK FROM HOME? Lawd have mercy!

    63. 63
      luVn_liFe... says:

      are white fonting it. :yes:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      I swear either I am the only one who sees this, or other ppl see it and are white fonting it.
      ___________
      :coffee:

      Hey Girl….has it started snowing there yet?

    65. 65
      Nakeya_j says:

      Caramel I mean Ms Blu so you and your ex got back together I thought you were single
      ——Betamax, I so loves you right now. I saw that and was like hold up
      You told us old boy left you for some fat chick with money and yall broke up. Now yall back togeher and he done moved back in? Or is Pumpkin right and that aint Caramel? LoL she done gave her log in to one of her gf’s hahahahahah

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      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      I swear either I am the only one who sees this, or other ppl see it and are white fonting it.
      —————
      :yes: Where are they?

    67. 67
      Pickachu Tran says:

      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      LAST FAMOUS PIMP QUOTE: A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK EDITON:

      RILEY FREEMAN:
      “So what do you think about Homies Over Hoes?”

      A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
      “Is that something you get at Denny’s? I don’t know what that is.”

      ————-
      I am huuuurrt ova here!” He plays tha hell out of that character!”

      *******************

      that he does :lol:

    68. 68
      Nakeya_j says:

      Hey Girl….has it started snowing there yet?
      —-
      Nope boo, it has not. And I bet it is going to wait until its time to leave work. Ugh. smh. I am hoping its enough to close schools tomorrow, so I can call out of work. ugh.

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      cougar lover says:

      yall better get some almond milk and call it a day. over there thanking about dranking somebody else’s breast milk…The very idea :spank:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Ok Luvin. Got it. Back to the correction tape I go

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      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      @Tainted, I feel ya. How old is he if you dont mind me asking? Before me and my bf got back together, he used to stay in the streets doing something (shooting pool, hunting, dice game..) sooo, I gave him a taste of his own medicine, well I would tell him that I was going somewhere but would be at my mama’s house and wouldn’t answer his calls.. :lol:

      I think it’s just a guy thing, esp if he’s young.. and girls playing Madden or NBA live is NOT the same as it is w/the fellas!!

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      Betamax82 says:

      Nakeya it’s her and I’m still :waiting: on that answer not that she owes me one but I wanna know I know you see this Blu

    73. 73
      LadieLeo says:

      I ain’t white fonting nothing….I’m a little confused :blink:

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      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      Crickett says:

      I hope someone helps that poor child hoe,
      ——————
      :rofl: I reallly tried to read past this first line right here! :rofl:

    75. 75
      Nakeya_j says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Why is my child walking around singing All Gold Everything in slow motion? Like an old negro spiritual. OMG THIS SHYT RIGHT HERE IS WHY I CAN”T WORK FROM HOME? Lawd have mercy!
      —–
      I am crying!!!!! hahahahahaha. I bet he jammin too! hahahahahah. Gooolllddd alll innn myyyy chhaaaiiinnnnn. hahahha

    76. 76
      luVn_liFe... says:

      cougar lover says:yall better get some almond milk and call it a day. over there thanking about dranking somebody else’s breast milk…The very idea
      :rofl:
      Be QuieT CougalLoVer
      :hahaha:

    77. 77
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Caramel I mean Ms Blu so you and your ex got back together I thought you were single
      ——Betamax, I so loves you right now. I saw that and was like hold up
      You told us old boy left you for some fat chick with money and yall broke up. Now yall back togeher and he done moved back in? Or is Pumpkin right and that aint Caramel? LoL she done gave her log in to one of her gf’s hahahahahah
      ______

      Girl you remember she casually threw in that they had :hump: So he musta slid on back up in there. :yes:

    78. 78
      Betamax82 says:

      Oh ok :tea:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Nakeya it’s her and I’m still on that answer not that she owes me one but I wanna know I know you see this Blu
      —-
      lol. I know we alll e-fell out, but I hope to God she did not move the ex back in the house. Or the man from the Walmart. hahahahahah. Let me mind all of my business.

    80. 80
      Tainted_Love says:

      @Blu he’s gonna be 24 this week. That’s what I’m gonna start doing acting like I’m out and can’t answe the phone. lol

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      @Tainted, I feel ya. How old is he if you dont mind me asking? Before me and my bf got back together
      _______

      WELP there ya have it folks. Mystery solved. :lol:

    82. 82
      Tainted_Love says:

      I’m sitting here watching Steve Wilkos and this woman is accused of taking naked pictures of her children and having them dance in the strip club for candy. on top of that they believe the step dad is molesting them

    83. 83
      Betamax82 says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Nakeya it’s her and I’m still on that answer not that she owes me one but I wanna know I know you see this Blu
      —-
      lol. I know we alll e-fell out, but I hope to God she did not move the ex back in the house. Or the man from the Walmart. hahahahahah. Let me mind all of my business.
      _______________________________________________

      :rofl:

    84. 84

      He’s still a pimp though :blink:
      His mother must be so proud :tea:

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      Betamax82 says:

      VA :no: :lol:

    86. 86
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      @Blu he’s gonna be 24 this week. That’s what I’m gonna start doing acting like I’m out and can’t answe the phone. lol

      ____________
      That shyt is risky. He might not call. Then you gone be :waiting: like I can’t believe this muh fcka aint called me all day. :mad:

    87. 87
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @tainted
      Ive Watched Him Before,He has some sad topics on there.Not only is that ROPIC u speak of SAD,but Very disturbing

    88. 88
      Pickachu Tran says:

      I GOT ONE MORE:

      Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bytch Dependency, Mr. Dubois. May I call you Tom? Bytch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bytch can **** with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It’s a disease. Now look at you, bytchless. Sans bytch, as the French in France would say.

      THIS SHOULD BE A PSA

    89. 89

      I saw that preview this morning VA :popcorn: Pls give more play-by-play.

      The look on the bish face made me mad talmbout “I’m not saying, just prove it”

      :deadhorse: <–to her mouthpiece…

    90. 90
      Nakeya_j says:

      *reads post* See….nevermind. I did say I was going to mind my e-business. But Lawd, help your people.

    91. 91
      LadieLeo says:

      Speaking of not calling Prince Akeem is barely talking to me…..I wonder if its something I said :shrugs:

    92. 92

      Oooop, 89 was for Tainted.

    93. 93
      Nakeya_j says:

      I’m sitting here watching Steve Wilkos and this woman is accused of taking naked pictures of her children and having them dance in the strip club for candy. on top of that they believe the step dad is molesting them
      —–
      If I was this womans sister or family member I’d a wipped her monkey ass.

    94. 94

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      @Blu he’s gonna be 24 this week. That’s what I’m gonna start doing acting like I’m out and can’t answe the phone. lol

      ____________
      That shyt is risky. He might not call. Then you gone be :waiting: like I can’t believe this muh fcka aint called me all day. :mad:

      Shhhh, we need the laughs from the fallout *snickers*

    95. 95
      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      I GOT ONE MORE:

      Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bytch Dependency, Mr. Dubois. May I call you Tom? Bytch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bytch can **** with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It’s a disease. Now look at you, bytchless. Sans bytch, as the French in France would say.
      ——————–
      :typing: Logging tha fuk off before I lose my job fukin wit YOU!!!

    96. 96
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      LadieLeo says:

      Speaking of not calling Prince Akeem is barely talking to me…..I wonder if its something I said :shrugs:
      _________
      Nope. I called him and told him I was tired of his Ricky Bobby azz trying to break up our happy home and if he didn’t go get some business he was gone answer to the fat end of my baseball bat.

      You’re welcome

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Speaking of not calling Prince Akeem is barely talking to me…..I wonder if its something I said
      ——
      Hahahahaha. Wait you told the man his dinky was small and now he is not talking to you?! hahahahahah . He mad. hahahahah

    98. 98
      Tainted_Love says:

      @VA True but I gotta do something. I really don’t go out anymore I’m doing online classes and all my friends are away at physical school. So I really be all by lonesome smh

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      goat76 says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      That Pomp Naame Slickback quote brought up something I’ve been thinking on….my boyfriend hangs out with his friends to damn much but I don’t wanna seem like a nagger and say anything lol
      —————
      Where you at???

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      Nakeya_j says:

      his Ricky Bobby azz
      —-
      VA, why you have to call him Ricky Bobby?! hahahahah

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      LadieLeo says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nope. I called him and told him I was tired of his Ricky Bobby azz trying to break up our happy home and if he didn’t go get some business he was gone answer to the fat end of my baseball bat.

      You’re welcome :love:

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      Who Dat says:

      I hope to God she did not move the ex back in the house. Or the man from the Walmart.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I just want one of the two of them to return her ADT sign.

      That was a boy at the Wal-Mart btw. He was in high school.

      “You awake?”

      :ghost:

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      All I’ll say is play the game, don’t let the game play you :tea:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @Tainted_Love Boo boo, find a friend. Don’t be a cheater. But…you ever see that Martin stand up? And he did the joke about no time? (if not you tube it) Yeah, I want that to be you.

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      Tainted_Love says:

      @Doesn’t Talk to Strangers I think the stepdad did do it. He takes too long to get to the results

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      Who Dat says:

      I hope to God she did not move the ex back in the house. Or the man from the Walmart.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I just want one of the two of them to return her ADT sign.

      That was a boy at the Wal-Mart btw. He was in high school.

      “You awake?”

      :ghost:

      *cues Amil’s part of the one song she was on* :whistle:

      :rofl:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Hahahahaha. Wait you told the man his dinky was small and now he is not talking to you?! hahahahahah . He mad. hahahahah
      **************************
      he can’t be mad he should expect me to say stuff like that, I told him I’m mean, petty, old, spoiled, selfish, drink too much…he let all this chocolate confuse him, his bad. He’ll be alright, I’ll text him later.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I just want one of the two of them to return her ADT sign.

      That was a boy at the Wal-Mart btw. He was in high school.
      —-
      KDubb your gonna get me fired. I am in here falling out. I was thinking the same thing. Like I hope this raggedy mad brought her ADT sign back with him from the other chicks house. :tea: hahahahahah

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      @VA True but I gotta do something. I really don’t go out anymore I’m doing online classes and all my friends are away at physical school. So I really be all by lonesome smh
      __________
      That’s tough. Have you mentioned this to him? Tell him you feel like your boys are your main girl and you are the side chick. (or something along those lines) If he cares about you or your feelings he’ll make an effort to do better. Tell that niggah to step up or fall back.

    113. 113
      Who Dat says:

      Dear Ms. Blu Rain:

      Can you go to where this prostitute ill and help her? Mentor her? So she can stop hoe’in or at least be a smarter hoe than to get busted in a lie? She MIGHT be a young girl trapped in a boy’s bawdee…but THESE are the type that need your guidance.

      YSIC,
      KDub

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      Tainted_Love says:

      @nakeya I gotta find that video

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      Like I hope this raggedy mad brought her ADT sign back with him from the other chicks house.

      :thinking: So, you saying he was trying to impress another :hahaha:
      ===========
      Tainted, I didn’t see him on the preview. He looks guilty?

    116. 116
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Who Dat says:

      Dear Ms. Blu Rain:

      Can you go to where this prostitute ill and help her? Mentor her? So she can stop hoe’in or at least be a smarter hoe than to get busted in a lie? She MIGHT be a young girl trapped in a boy’s bawdee…but THESE are the type that need your guidance.

      YSIC,
      KDub
      ERmahGAWD!!! :ghost:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      correction:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      @VA True but I gotta do something. I really don’t go out anymore I’m doing online classes and all my friends are away at physical school. So I really be all by lonesome smh
      __________
      That’s tough. Have you mentioned this to him? Tell him you feel like your boys are HIS main girl and you are the side chick. (or something along those lines) If he cares about you or your feelings he’ll make an effort to do better. Tell that niggah to step up or fall back.

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      Who Dat says:

      I hope to God she did not move the ex back in the house. Or the man from the Walmart.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I just want one of the two of them to return her ADT sign.

      That was a boy at the Wal-Mart btw. He was in high school.

      “You awake?”

      ******************

      :hahaha:

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      Who Dat says:

      Dear Ms. Blu Rain:

      Can you go to where this prostitute ill and help her? Mentor her? So she can stop hoe’in or at least be a smarter hoe than to get busted in a lie? She MIGHT be a young girl trapped in a boy’s bawdee…but THESE are the type that need your guidance.

      YSIC,
      KDub

      :rofl:
      Fugg she gone help yo? #notarhetoricalquestion :lol:

    120. 120
      Tainted_Love says:

      @Va Ima say something after his bday weekend cause he has to get it together. I’m not needy but dang I want some quality time

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Who Dat says:

      Dear Ms. Blu Rain:

      Can you go to where this prostitute ill and help her? Mentor her? So she can stop hoe’in or at least be a smarter hoe than to get busted in a lie? She MIGHT be a young girl trapped in a boy’s bawdee…but THESE are the type that need your guidance.

      YSIC,
      KDub

      ________________
      Thank GAWD I’m at home cause I just hollered. :rofl:

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      Who Dat says:

      ran a shelter for teenage prostitutes in New York
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Shelter equals homeless.

      They got food stamps for these wayward hoe’s PETS at this shelter?

      That is all some of em be having in this WORLD.

      Save the pets of the homeless hoes in NYC.

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      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      @ Beta,(( IF YOU MUST KNOW))

      I thought we already estalished that there was never another girl…? I saw him w/someone and assumed they were together but never got the confirmation from him b/c I aint wanna hear what he had to say and kept hanging up on him.

      Listening to fake a** friends and gossip is how I found out that the chick had cake.. but since then we’ve been working on us.. We both have our issues and both have done somethings soo.. We are just seeing what happens. It’s easier to type bf instead of typing “my ex that I am talking too and we are working on getting back together but are not officially back together but he BET not be talking to nobody else b/c that d**k belongs to me and better answer the phone every time I call and respond to texts w/in 45 sec unless it’s during work hours or driving time”.

      any questions? :lol:

    124. 124
      Pickachu Tran says:

      Who Dat says:

      Dear Ms. Blu Rain:

      Can you go to where this prostitute ill and help her? Mentor her? So she can stop hoe’in or at least be a smarter hoe than to get busted in a lie? She MIGHT be a young girl trapped in a boy’s bawdee…but THESE are the type that need your guidance.

      YSIC,
      KDub

      ************

      u refuse to be shyt :rofl:

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      Tainted, maybe you should tell him that you need some space :yes:

      And after he thinks and asks why. Let him know the truth. But be cool about it, not emotional, the truth is the truth so :shrug:

      Makes no sense being unhappy and lonely for some parts of the day… IMB

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Now see, she reimaged herself and slid on back in here and ya’ll done ran her off again. Buncha Bullies! :rofl: :lol: :haha:

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      Betamax82 says:

      Kdub :dead:

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      Who Dat says:

      ran a shelter for teenage prostitutes in New York
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Shelter equals homeless.

      They got food stamps for these wayward hoe’s PETS at this shelter?

      That is all some of em be having in this WORLD.

      Save the pets of the homeless hoes in NYC.

      __________________

      :wail: hollering

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Who Dat says:

      Dear Ms. Blu Rain:

      Can you go to where this prostitute ill and help her? Mentor her? So she can stop hoe’in or at least be a smarter hoe than to get busted in a lie? She MIGHT be a young girl trapped in a boy’s bawdee…but THESE are the type that need your guidance.

      YSIC,
      KDub

      ———————————-

      You ain’t shyt and don’t aspire to be huh Dub???? Lawwwddddd :ghost: :dead: :rofl:

    130. 130
      Nakeya_j says:

      They got food stamps for these wayward hoe’s PETS at this shelter?

      That is all some of em be having in this WORLD.

      Save the pets of the homeless hoes in NYC.
      —–
      You ain’t never gonna be shyt on this here blog!!!! hahahahahahah

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      Betamax82 says:

      Hollering :rofl:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Who Dat says:

      ran a shelter for teenage prostitutes in New York
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Shelter equals homeless.

      They got food stamps for these wayward hoe’s PETS at this shelter?

      That is all some of em be having in this WORLD.

      Save the pets of the homeless hoes in NYC.
      ____________
      OMG I just CAN NOT! I’m unable. :dead:

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      Tainted_Love says:

      @Doeant Talk to Strangers You’re right! I’m going to try that

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      goat76 says:

      @Tainted…. you’re too young to be sitting around waiting on a nigga to get some “act right”. Not saying dude don’t like/love you, but I believe you like/love him more than he does you.

      He’s 24 so he may not want to be in a relationship right now, but don’t want to tell you and hurt you. So he trying to push you away.

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      Who Dat says:

      she reimaged herself
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I knew who she was. I was the one who “suggested” she change her name to the name of the teacher that helped guide/mentor Precious.

      Blu Rain.

      :coffee: << helpful

    137. 137
      Betamax82 says:

      Caramel/Blu fuggin :dead: the dyck is yours huh :hahaha:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Now see, she reimaged herself and slid on back in here and ya’ll done ran her off again. Buncha Bullies!
      ——
      Yo that’s not funny, but I am dying. *throws on ghetto girl voice* Ain’t nobody ran her off no place. You see she here right? *pops gum* Oh ard then. I was asking to help her. But ion even curr. hahahahahah

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      Practice what you’ll say Tainted. Practice all could-be replies. Be ready yo! :rules: AND also be ready to walk #realtalk
      :hug:

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      WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

      :hi: ACE!

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Who Dat says:

      she reimaged herself
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I knew who she was. I was the one who “suggested” she change her name to the name of the teacher that helped guide/mentor Precious.

      Blu Rain.

      :coffee: << helpful

      _________
      I remember. And I'm still :dead:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      SO is he back in the house or not?

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      So he trying to push you away.

      AND if this is the case, call him on it, put it out there, and then let him answer to that. IMB of course.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      SO is he back in the house or not?

      Fuggin :dead:

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      Who Dat says:

      Sandra FORCED this behavior out of me taday. @Prynn not here to encourage me to behave…or to distract folks from MY bad behavior.

      :rofl: <<< nigra in da DIRT like "Queen"

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      Tainted_Love says:

      @goat don’t laught we only been together a month so I’m still figuring him and he’s doing the same. he will call and text me all day long but I don’t get the physical attention. I just feel like this is the time we should be up under each other

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Now see, she reimaged herself and slid on back in here and ya’ll done ran her off again. Buncha Bullies!
      ——
      Yo that’s not funny, but I am dying. *throws on ghetto girl voice* Ain’t nobody ran her off no place. You see she here right? *pops gum* Oh ard then. I was asking to help her. But ion even curr. hahahahahah
      _________

      Girl… Before you start handing out advice…where did you go to elementary and middle school? That’s important! :coffee:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Oh the sh*t I put up with in my 20s. Good memories and lessons learned.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Girl… Before you start handing out advice…where did you go to elementary and middle school? That’s important!
      —–
      VA…leave me all the way alone!!!! Go on right now!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah. :hug:

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      Tainted_Love says:

      :hug: @ DontTalkToStrangers

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      only been together a month
      ===
      :lol: Awwwww, settle down, settle down, it’s just the begininning, BUT I’d still have that talk with him after his bday :shrug:

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      @Blu/Caramel the dyck is yours huh does he KNOW THAT :thinking:

      have ya’ll discussed this???
      I just wanna make sure ya’ll on the same page. Communication be killing these “relationships”

      #helpful :yes:

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      MsOnederful says:

      :offtopic: I know we laugh in here a lot but imagine if we got caught laughing out loud in long island.. The story is in the NY post to with his picture..the story is almost as funny as the ticket

      http://www.abc27.com/story/21533201/ny-man-gets-summonses-for-laughing-too-loudly

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      Communication be killing these “relationships”

      No real communication Because social media got these cats being anti-social. :rofl:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      So I guess I am the only one who saw this—–> “” and busted out laughing right?

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      @Blu/Caramel the dyck is yours huh does he KNOW THAT :thinking:

      have ya’ll discussed this???
      I just wanna make sure ya’ll on the same page. Communication be killing these “relationships”

      #helpful :yes:
      _____________

      And I hope she is 100% sure that those “fake azz friends” weren’t just “gossiping” as opposed to maybe knowing what they are talking about. Cause when a dude has your heart and the hold he seems to have over her, they can make you think EVERYBODY is lying except them.

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      goat76 says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      @goat don’t laught we only been together a month so I’m still figuring him and he’s doing the same. he will call and text me all day long but I don’t get the physical attention. I just feel like this is the time we should be up under each other
      ——————-
      Are y’all dating or in a relationship? If y’all in a relationship, does he know?
      Oh, it sounds like he don’t want to rush into things. Just see where the flow takes ya.

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      I missed those ‘rabbit ears’ Nakeya :rofl:

      S/O to Jmo :woot:

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      Sandra Rose says:

      It does have an odd shape to it. The shoulders and arms look skrong. And the feet are rather large. :thinking:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      So I guess I am the only one who saw this—–> “” and busted out laughing
      __________
      This impending bad weather got you messy as heyull today. I’m dying. :hahaha:

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      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      Who Dat says:

      Dear Ms. Blu Rain:

      Can you go to where this prostitute ill and help her? Mentor her? So she can stop hoe’in or at least be a smarter hoe than to get busted in a lie? She MIGHT be a young girl trapped in a boy’s bawdee…but THESE are the type that need your guidance.

      YSIC,
      KDub
      *************
      Dear Ms. KDubb,

      Thank you for your recommendation to provide counseling services the above named patient. I am honored that you have thought so much of me to purpose that I could help this wayward child. It’s always been my mission to help those less fortunate and those that are in need. Unfortunately, I’ve not yet received a PhD in Clinical Psychology; however, beginning in the fall of 2013, I will begin pursing my Masters degree in clinical psychology. At this time, I respectfully decline your offer but I’d love to refer your friend to one of my esteemed colleagues that may be of assistance. I am confident that they would be able to assist her/him.

      Should you need any information in the future, please do no hesitate to contact me. I look forward to providing your friend with the necessary instruments to improve his/her life.

      Respectfully yours,

      K. Moe

    163. 163

      Alright, Ok, let’s wrap up young love hour :kona:
      #ikidikid

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      DTTS.

      I wasn’t trying to be funny but, I read some stuff and it makes me smile remembering myself being in my 20s and dealing with other 20ish year olds. My best advice for people in young relationships is to just let it be young. People tell you and show you who they are; you just have to be mature enough to listen and see. F*ck up ALOT (you probably will anyway)… and just try to be safe in the process. Laugh ALOT. Be willing to let things and people go and be willing to accept new things and people in your life.

      Live, Laugh and Love. Your 30s should bring you more wisdom. (SHOULD.. lol)

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      Sandra Rose says:

      It does have an odd shape to it. The shoulders and arms look skrong. And the feet are rather large. :thinking:

      ===========
      SR, what are you looking at? :lol:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      And I hope she is 100% sure that those “fake azz friends” weren’t just “gossiping” as opposed to maybe knowing what they are talking about. Cause when a dude has your heart and the hold he seems to have over her, they can make you think EVERYBODY is lying except them.
      —–
      Exactly. If your friends are they type to just make this stuff up, then you really have no friends. Either that or that man a whole lie. Ummm but VA, why did they break up to start with?

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Communication be killing these “relationships”

      No real communication Because social media got these cats being anti-social.

      ________________

      man fukkin social media is the damn ANTI-CHRIST…

      "why you didnt reply to the message I left you on FB"
      "who dat niggah that commented on yo post"
      "why all these niggahs liking yo pics, u know them?"
      "who the fukk that dude you just become friends with 3.5 seconds ago? Ya'll use to fuuuk or something" :thinking:
      "I left an "i love you" on yo page 10 minutes ago, why the fukk you aint comment back yet?"
      "why the fukk u aint change yo relationship status on FB yet, u cheating on me"

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      It does have an odd shape to it. The shoulders and arms look skrong. And the feet are rather large. :thinking:
      ____________
      :dead: @SKRONG

      Auntie, you complete me :hug:

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      Who Dat says:

      the chick had cake
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Sounds like she too may have two cars.
      In a tax bracket most folks would KILL for.
      Above the median income (for Mobile, Alabama).

      I got a 2:30.

      Bye.

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      Girl… Before you start handing out advice…where did you go to elementary and middle school? That’s important!
      —–
      VA…leave me all the way alone!!!! Go on right now!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah.

      That’s important here in Baginia :coffee:

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      ^5 RIF
      =============
      Somebody gimme the cliffnotes and let me know if “hence” was used :rofl:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Somebody gimme the cliffnotes and let me know if “hence” was used
      —–
      *giggles*

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      Tainted_Love says:

      @Goat Yes, he asked me to be his girgriend and I quote “This is it for me…we in this to the wheel fall off”

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      Who Dat says:

      the chick had cake
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Sounds like she too may have two cars.
      In a tax bracket most folks would KILL for.
      Above the median income (for Mobile, Alabama).

      I got a 2:30.

      Bye.
      :casket:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      DTTS

      Cliff Notes: Shut Up. LOL

      #lemmelone

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      goat76 says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      It does have an odd shape to it. The shoulders and arms look skrong. And the feet are rather large.
      ———————-
      I thought the same thing about the feet. To be that short and have big feet, lack of hips = dude….lol

    177. 177

      Tainted_Love says:

      @Goat Yes, he asked me to be his girgriend and I quote “This is it for me…we in this to the wheel fall off”

      Tell.Me.You’re.Kidding. :lol:

      :hug:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      And I hope she is 100% sure that those “fake azz friends” weren’t just “gossiping” as opposed to maybe knowing what they are talking about. Cause when a dude has your heart and the hold he seems to have over her, they can make you think EVERYBODY is lying except them.
      —–
      Exactly. If your friends are they type to just make this stuff up, then you really have no friends. Either that or that man a whole lie. Ummm but VA, why did they break up to start with?

      __________
      damm if I know. She musta explained it back when I was lurking. :shrug:

    179. 179
      Nakeya_j says:

      Sounds like she too may have two cars.
      In a tax bracket most folks would KILL for.
      Above the median income (for Mobile, Alabama).
      ——
      Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the 12!!! :hahaha: Lawd, why?

    180. 180

      goat76 says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      It does have an odd shape to it. The shoulders and arms look skrong. And the feet are rather large.
      ———————-
      I thought the same thing about the feet. To be that short and have big feet, lack of hips = dude….lol
      =======
      What are yall looking at though? :lol:

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      Who Dat says:

      the chick had cake
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Sounds like she too may have two cars.
      In a tax bracket most folks would KILL for.
      Above the median income (for Mobile, Alabama).

      I got a 2:30.

      Bye.

      _________________

      kdubb is ON ONE today :lol: all the damn SNOW and Cold weather fukkin up everybody brain :rofl:

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      Who Dat says:

      It does have an odd shape to it. The shoulders and arms look skrong. And the feet are rather large
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Why aint nobody in the conf room yet?

      But SR you just described Joseline from LHHAtl

    183. 183
      Tainted_Love says:

      @DoesntTalkToStrangers I’m so serious

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      Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the 12!!!

      :wail:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Who Dat says:

      the chick had cake
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Sounds like she too may have two cars.
      In a tax bracket most folks would KILL for.
      Above the median income (for Mobile, Alabama).
      ______
      Somebody get the shovel and start diggin… :dead:

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      Betamax82 says:

      :rofl:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      damm if I know. She musta explained it back when I was lurking.
      —–
      I done forgot what she said. Oh well. But I will keep the story I made up in my head to myself.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      VA 185

      I’m not attending a fourth funeral for the same person. Put the shovel up.

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      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      @Blu/Caramel the dyck is yours huh does he KNOW THAT

      have ya’ll discussed this???
      I just wanna make sure ya’ll on the same page. Communication be killing these “relationships”
      ****************
      Indeed. We’ve been doing this for almost a decade! After church, we had dinner and he and my dad were talking about marriage and he is ready, he thinks he’s ready. He’s not there yet but he wants to be and I’d rather wait for the right time, then to rush into something that is going to crash and burn..

      We have issues about roles, sharing bank accounts, smoking in the house etc… and I’m not ready to be wife yet and he aint ready to give me his money. :lol: Thanks for the concern tho!

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      Oh Tainted, he might’ve been just saying something that he heard someone else say :shrug: BUT that’d be my Exhibit A :rules:

      You: You said ___ and I received ___. Explain that :cool: <–you gotta be like this though…

    191. 191
      Miany says:

      :waves: <~~~holding GOAT's e-duck cuz he done gave Tainted some good relationship advice from a man's standpoint
      :kona: <~~~hiding from DIVA & MILKY cuz I know that educk belongs to them

      @Tainted…See where things go. It's still early on. If he continues to neglect you, you will move on naturally

    192. 192
      Nakeya_j says:

      I’m not attending a fourth funeral for the same person.
      —–
      Did we even really have one?!

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      Who Dat says:

      Thank you for your recommendation to provide counseling services the above named patient. I am honored that you have thought so much of me to purpose that I could help this wayward child. It’s always been my mission to help those less fortunate and those that are in need. Unfortunately, I’ve not yet received a PhD in Clinical Psychology; however, beginning in the fall of 2013, I will begin pursing my Masters degree in clinical psychology. At this time, I respectfully decline your offer but I’d love to refer your friend to one of my esteemed colleagues that may be of assistance. I am confident that they would be able to assist her/him.

      Should you need any information in the future, please do no hesitate to contact me. I look forward to providing your friend with the necessary instruments to improve his/her life.

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      You go girl. :yes:

    194. 194

      Tainted, a couple months versus a decade—you see here. This is what we want you to avoid. If you let a cat tie you up for yrs, that’s what he’ll do…

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      VA 185

      I’m not attending a fourth funeral for the same person. Put the shovel up.
      _____________
      Stop acting like that. You know some cultures have four and five funerals before they put the person in the ground. Right? NO? :shrug: oh well, whatever. :lol:

    196. 196
      Nakeya_j says:

      The Holy Blood of Jesus…. Jesus please, please be a filter. Then kindly be a big flashing warning sign. Thanks.

    197. 197

      Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because
      they do not take medical terminology seriously.

      Medical Term Redneck Definition
      Artery - The study of paintings
      Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria
      Barium - What doctors do when patients die
      Benign - What you be, after you be eight
      Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
      Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
      Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
      Colic - A sheep dog
      Coma - A punctuation mark
      Dilate - To live long
      Enema - Not a friend
      Fester - Quicker than someone else
      Fibula - A small lie
      Impotent - Distinguished, well known
      Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
      Medical Staff - A Doctor’s cane
      Morbid - A higher offer
      Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
      Node - I knew it
      Outpatient - A person who has fainted
      Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
      Post Operative - A letter carrier
      Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
      Rectum - Nearly killed him
      Secretion - Hiding something
      Seizure - Roman Emperor
      Tablet - A small table
      Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
      Tumor - One plus one more
      Urine - Opposite of you’re out
      ______________________
      What chall talmbout tho?? :popcorn:

    198. 198

      ***RUNS IN SINGING 7 DAYS***
      Is there a funeral nobody told me about?

      :whistles: On Sunday we made Loveeeeeeeeeeeee

    199. 199
      Pickachu Tran says:

      A decade though :shocked:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Tainted, a couple months versus a decade—you see here. This is what we want you to avoid. If you let a cat tie you up for yrs, that’s what he’ll do
      —–
      In a serious voice :cosign:

    201. 201

      Gone somewhere Fay! :hahaha:

      Tumor :wail:

    202. 202
      Tainted_Love says:

      @DoestTalkToStrangers Maybe so. lol. He said it smooooth too. I bought right into it. Then he instagramed a pic of us with the caption. I was sold then lmao.

      @Miany you’re right its still early. I’ve only had one other relationship…I’m still figuring things out

    203. 203
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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      damm if I know. She musta explained it back when I was lurking.
      —–
      I done forgot what she said. Oh well. But I will keep the story I made up in my head to myself.

      ____________
      I remember something about somebody cheating with a fattie who had some guap.

      That’s all I got.

    205. 205
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      VA

      Well Im a n*gga in Amerikka and we don’t do four funerals… hell, we barely make it without incident at the wake before the one funeral we claim we can’t afford while waiting for the will, beneficiary accounts and insurance policies to surface.

    206. 206
    207. 207
      Nakeya_j says:

      In a very serious voice:

      The man in a serious relationship, that is headed for a marrage is supposed to be the HEAD of the household. In that, he is supposed to Protect you, emotionally take care of you, and PROVIDE for you and the household.

    208. 208
      Who Dat says:

      Enema – Not a friend
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Public

      :ghost:

    209. 209
      Tainted_Love says:

      I swear yall give some great advice….lol. Maybe my friends are just young minded but they send me in a totally diff direction with their advice

    210. 210
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      damm if I know. She musta explained it back when I was lurking.
      —–
      I done forgot what she said. Oh well. But I will keep the story I made up in my head to myself.
      _____________
      we most certainly did NOT. :lol: But I’ve died several deaths laughing at ya’ll in here today. So one may be in order soon. :casket:

    211. 211
      LadieLeo says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      In a very serious voice:

      The man in a serious relationship, that is headed for a marrage is supposed to be the HEAD of the household. In that, he is supposed to Protect you, emotionally take care of you, and PROVIDE for you and the household.

      **********************
      Folk don’t believe that anymore….that’s why churches be having co-pastor’s and such…..How yall both the head??? That’s probably why the divorce rate so high…..but that’s all the intelligence I got today.

    212. 212

      Fay, me, yew, Kdub, LuvLife for the Mall Love Session…

      It’s on like donkey kong yo!

    213. 213
      Tainted_Love says:

      Temptation looks so good! I might actually support TP on this one

    214. 214
      Who Dat says:

      Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I TRIED to get to the end of the list Jesus. WHY?

      :wail:

    215. 215
      Pickachu Tran says:

      In a very serious voice:

      The man in a serious relationship, that is headed for a marrage is supposed to be the HEAD of the household. In that, he is supposed to Protect you, emotionally take care of you, and PROVIDE for you and the household.

      ______________________

      Niggahs these days aint about that lyfe they dont know what it means to be head of the household, or even A MAN. But women steady waiting 20 years ta’mbout “o girl he gone change, he gone change. We working on it”

      :no:

    216. 216
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      VA

      Well Im a n*gga in Amerikka and we don’t do four funerals… hell, we barely make it without incident at the wake before the one funeral we claim we can’t afford while waiting for the will, beneficiary accounts and insurance policies to surface.
      _____________
      Duly noted. Well, then just put me on ice til I finish dying my several deaths and then ya’ll can bury me at sea at sunset or some such. :thumbsup:

    217. 217

      Tainted_Love says:

      I swear yall give some great advice….lol. Maybe my friends are just young minded but they send me in a totally diff direction with their advice

      We live and we learn :hug:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Folk don’t believe that anymore….that’s why churches be having co-pastor’s and such…..How yall both the head??? That’s probably why the divorce rate so high…..but that’s all the intelligence I got today.
      —-
      Exactly. If we have to fight about this before a marrage, then bet money there will not be one. Only one can lead. He is supposed to be the head and you be the neck. And really, the real problem is that ppl pick men who can’t lead worth a damn. But yall don’t hear me.

    219. 219
      LadieLeo says:

      Tainted_Love says:

      I swear yall give some great advice….lol. Maybe my friends are just young minded but they send me in a totally diff direction with their advice

      ********************************
      Tread lightly on that great advice cause you come in here on the wrong day and :no: specially not on a freaky friday….THEY so nassy. Not me of course but THEY are.

    220. 220
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      Miany says:

      :rofl: @Fay and her redneck glossary

    222. 222
      GellySammich says:

      Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
      :rofl:

    223. 223

      :dead: at that damn shape up top when I came back into this post :rofl: :hahaha:

    224. 224
      Nakeya_j says:

      But women steady waiting 20 years ta’mbout “o girl he gone change, he gone change. We working on it”
      —–
      If any person has not changed in 20 years, guess what? They won’t. Good louck and God Bless with that shyt.

    225. 225
      Nakeya_j says:

      *luck

    226. 226
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      LadieLeo says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      In a very serious voice:

      The man in a serious relationship, that is headed for a marrage is supposed to be the HEAD of the household. In that, he is supposed to Protect you, emotionally take care of you, and PROVIDE for you and the household.

      **********************
      Folk don’t believe that anymore….that’s why churches be having co-pastor’s and such…..How yall both the head??? That’s probably why the divorce rate so high…..but that’s all the intelligence I got today.
      _____________
      My boo boo kitten is so smart, kind, and im-po-tant! :love:

    227. 227

      Who is this ‘they’ Leo?

      *slides you a notepad & pen CSI-style*
      :lol:

    228. 228
      Miany says:

      anyone notice how once they start working out, they crave EVERYTHING!???
      (yall please say you’ve experienced this cuz if not I may have to get a test)

    229. 229
      Nakeya_j says:

      Clearly some stuff is only taught in….nevermind

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      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      A decade though
      *********

      :yes: Off and on tho.. We were 17 when we met and both have dated other ppl, went to school and got our live/careers together and are finally in a space and ready for serious commitment.

    231. 231

      Morbid – A higher offer

      Rectum – Nearly killed him

      :wail:

    232. 232
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      i hollered when i read that chit! :rofl:

      :steer: DTTS which mall we goin to yo? it’s gotta be a BIG one like the mall of amurrica!

    234. 234

      I got work to do, I’m done with yall :lol:
      :rofl:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Cryonics VA :lol: #lookitup :D
      _____________
      :pc: This is why you are one of my favorites. :happy:

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      cougar lover says:

      my independent woman better take care of my household. the fugg wrong with her thinking im sposed to step up and be the traditional man :no: she better have them kids n go back to work while i rear em’ and sleep all day :yes:

    237. 237

      Fay :steer: Welp, if’n I pick up Kdub, we can come down there and getchew two, and then head over to Prince Country :D

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Clearly some stuff is only taught in….nevermind
      _______________
      KEYA

      You are in Time Out :kona:
      :lol:

    239. 239
      goat76 says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      goat76 says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      It does have an odd shape to it. The shoulders and arms look skrong. And the feet are rather large.
      ———————-
      I thought the same thing about the feet. To be that short and have big feet, lack of hips = dude….lol
      =======
      What are yall looking at though? :lol:
      ——————-
      Oh my bad…. We talking about the girl/boy in the pic up top.

    240. 240
      Nakeya_j says:

      KEYA

      You are in Time Out
      —–
      Awww for what?! Come on now?! *stomps off to the :kona: *

    241. 241

      :hug: VA
      *whispers* I told my Grandma that’s what I am gonna do with her, so that when I get old, we can hang out :ashamed:

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      Pickachu Tran says:

      cougar lover says:

      my independent woman better take care of my household. the fugg wrong with her thinking im sposed to step up and be the traditional man she better have them kids n go back to work while i rear em’ and sleep all day
      ______________

      thats how them new millennium nigras be thinking…

    243. 243

      Goat, looks like a lil fast tail girl to me.

    244. 244

      From that there post, YOU ARE NOT READY *drops mic* :danban:

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      cougar lover says:

      that’s cuz its the right way lol

    246. 246
      Miany says:

      Goodnight yall…Shift is ova. No one answered my question. Guess I gotta take a trip to the store for that test. wish me luck!

    247. 247
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      :hug: VA
      *whispers* I told my Grandma that’s what I am gonna do with her, so that when I get old, we can hang out :ashamed:
      ___________
      Awwww :hug:

      Ok, this reminds me of the Golden Girls episode where they got their heads frozen so they could be together forever (in a dream) and Sophia was the only one with a body. "oh…you didnt tip the guy?"

      :rofl:

    248. 248
      FuturedocDonte says:

      :offtopic:

      :smack: they done got video of a man with no legs and a lady with a walker fighting inside a mall near my house. :no: we gots to do better

    249. 249
      Tainted_Love says:

      Anyone doing the 60 fitness challenge ?

    250. 250
      Nakeya_j says:

      @YourName
      THANK YOU! BLESS YOUR E-HEART.

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      From that there post, YOU ARE NOT READY *drops mic* :danban:
      _______–
      Boom goes the dynamite!!!

    252. 252
    253. 253
      goat76 says:

      Miany says:

      anyone notice how once they start working out, they crave EVERYTHING!???
      (yall please say you’ve experienced this cuz if not I may have to get a test)
      —————————
      ION know bout craving everything, but I do eat more when I work-out.

      Yeah, go get that test.

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      Who Dat says:

      After church, we had dinner and he and my dad were talking about marriage
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Long as I got Kang Jesus…

      Signed,

      Kid Fury to Keri Hilson.

    255. 255
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      FuturedocDonte says:

      :offtopic:

      :smack: they done got video of a man with no legs and a lady with a walker fighting inside a mall near my house. :no: we gots to do better
      __________
      So I gotta ask what Naija asked this morning… “the hell kinda hood you live in?” :rofl:

    256. 256
      Nakeya_j says:

      From that there post, YOU ARE NOT READY *drops mic*
      _______–
      Boom goes the dynamite!!!
      —-
      And the crazy part, it’s not even a damn joke. Thats real. You did not see I asked Jesus to be a big flashing warning sign?!

    257. 257

      And I’m not being mean either. But from that post alone, she aint ready and neither is he.

    258. 258

      :rofl: VA That’s my show :love:

      Miany, what question?

    259. 259
      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      Pickachu Tran says:

      cougar lover says:

      my independent woman better take care of my household. the fugg wrong with her thinking im sposed to step up and be the traditional man she better have them kids n go back to work while i rear em’ and sleep all day
      ______________

      thats how them new millennium nigras be thinking…
      ***********

      I guess?! I have a cuz who takes care of her man like she does her kids.

      IDK, my daddy has always taken care of me and I expect my future hubby to do the same. My bf is good at providing for me. He works hard. We both are buying our houses and we have to sell one and we live in different cities so it’s a lot that goes into taking that next step. I dont wanna live in his city and he dont wanna live in mines.. etc..

      It’s a lot of wrk and mentally exhausing and soo many decisions to be made. With two independent ppl who are headstrong, it’s hard to compromise… Issues!

    260. 260

      Who Dat says:

      After church, we had dinner and he and my dad were talking about marriage
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Long as I got Kang Jesus…
      Signed,
      Kid Fury to Keri Hilson.
      ____________

      I’m on my way to pick you up and we gone shout and wear big hats like in that video cause…akdfakdnfakdncksdnakdnfadifjnakjs

    261. 261

      Kdub :rofl:

      Go take a test Miany? #bettersafethansorry

    262. 262
      Nakeya_j says:

      Something is not clean in the water.

    263. 263
      that_VA_thickchick says:

      YNH

      Nice gravi

      :thumbsup:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      And I’m not being mean either. But from that post alone, she aint ready and neither is he.
      —-
      Oh I know your not. You were included in that statement :yes:

    265. 265
      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      And I’m not being mean either. But from that post alone, she aint ready and neither is he.
      *****]

      You’re right. We are not. That’s why we’re taking our time tryna figure this out. It’s waayy different then when we were in high school. I’m not ready to compromise and make the sacrifices that a wife does. We love each other. We have history. We can make it work but we gotta be ready.. No shame in admitting that.

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Something is not clean in the water.
      _______
      Something is rotten in the cotton. :rofl:

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      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      Who Dat says:

      After church, we had dinner and he and my dad were talking about marriage
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Long as I got Kang Jesus…

      Signed,

      Kid Fury to Keri Hilson.
      ****************

      Really? You know after midday service comes dinner :shrug:

    268. 268

      He is just HUNGRY :dead: #nomorenoless #ikidikid :lol:

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      Thank you @VA

      But real talk Caramel/Kenya,
      You was just single the other week and taking some young nucca number at the grocery and then he stole your ADT sign(I just wanted to add that) and now you are talking marriage!!!

      Did we miss something? I think that you may be moving things too fast. You need to date him for a lil while before you make a big decision like marriage. I think you said you want a baby but hold on and date him. I know you have lived a lot of life in these 26 yrs but it aint enough boo. Take it easy!

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      Nakeya_j says:

      The statements in these post do not even go together.

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      Who Dat says:

      I’m on my way to pick you up and we gone shout and wear big hats like in that video cause…akdfakdnfakdncksdnakdnfadifjnakjs
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Long as we can go get a drank afterwards… I am down

      :rofl:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      VA bye!! lol lol

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      269 they been dating for a decade. On.And.Off. :rofl:

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      269 they been dating for a decade. On.And.Off. :rofl:
      ____________
      *Lil Darryl voice* STOP LAUGHIN AT ME! LEE ME ALONE!

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      VA
      The best/worst part is that they don’t listen :lol:

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      they done got video of a man with no legs and a lady with a walker fighting inside a mall near my house. we gots to do better
      __________
      So I gotta ask what Naija asked this morning… “the hell kinda hood you live in?”
      ——–
      VA this happened at Military Circle Mall in Norfolk. Ion shop there :nono:

    277. 277
      Pickachu Tran says:

      :newpost: up about lil romeo and his lil ding-a-ling

    278. 278

      You just seem really young and I wouldn’t want you to make a mistake. On and off for 10 yrs and living in different cities and living in two different houses…a happy marriage it don’t make!

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      But real talk Caramel/Kenya,
      You was just single the other week and taking some young nucca number at the grocery and then he stole your ADT sign(I just wanted to add that) and now you are talking marriage!!!

      Did we miss something? I think that you may be moving things too fast. You need to date him for a lil while before you make a big decision like marriage. I think you said you want a baby but hold on and date him. I know you have lived a lot of life in these 26 yrs but it aint enough boo. Take it easy!
      ——
      Caramel and Chan getting married :thinking: I be missing all kinds of shait

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      Who Dat says:

      Take it easy!
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Too many suckas and not enough time (in my Mad Lion voice)

      :danban:

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      Ms. Blu Rain says:

      YOUR NAME HERE! says:

      Thank you @VA

      But real talk Caramel/Kenya,
      You was just single the other week and taking some young nucca number at the grocery and then he stole your ADT sign(I just wanted to add that) and now you are talking marriage!!!

      Did we miss something? I think that you may be moving things too fast. You need to date him for a lil while before you make a big decision like marriage. I think you said you want a baby but hold on and date him. I know you have lived a lot of life in these 26 yrs but it aint enough boo. Take it easy!
      ************************

      Some lil kids in the neighborhood took my sign?! That dude in Walmart was just guy I gave my number too? Ion know him and never talked to him after we sent like 3 texts..

      I was never totally single. We broke up for like a month. He never stopped calling me his gf tho and we never stopped kicking it. Too fast? Um, it’s been 10yrs!! How much longer do I have to wait? I know this boy inside and out. In the 9 yrs we been together,2 of them I was in HS, 4.5 of them I was away in college :lol:

      We are just working out the kinks before we take the big leap?? I guess Im confused about what you’re confused about?

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      PumpkinsMama says:

      I’m backkkkkkkkkkk *twirls* and *twirls* :rofl:

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