Morning Wood: Method Man
Another week, and yet another set of bathroom mirror peen pics have leaked all over the Internet. This time, the “victim” is Wu Tang Clan rapper Method Man, who has to explain to his mother that he knows she didn’t raise him to be dumb like other rappers, but somebody hacked his cell phone, blah blah blah.
These photos are so graphic that I can’t stress enough they are NOT WORK SAFE. If you are 18, you can do a search for the photos, which are all over the Internet. Good luck finding them.
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I like’s me some Method Man!!! Wootang Clan Shawty!!!!!!
well Rich Dollaz got some competition
YES LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so who’s is bigger, his or Chris Brown
I can’t find the link to his peen
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ohhhhhh
NaijaGal says:
so who’s is bigger, his or Chris Brown
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Meth
now the dude with the stolen eyes gone steal meth’s peen social security number…
Whew that’s the right size
Damn Method Man you too good for this shyt here bro
and this is from a female that has no prollem lookin at dyck flicks
I would mess ole Method Man, he is sexy and his pipe is the right size !!!!
for this morning wood 
Isn’t he married
Jenie!!
WHERE ma’am??
He looks handsome in that pic up top
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I would mess ole Method Man, he is sexy and his pipe is the right size !!!!
for this morning wood
*in my thirsty AF font* WHERE guhl??
I cant open it at my desk and I forgot my phone today
Is he skrooonnnnngggg yall
What is he working with Jenie
I saw the pics and whoever’s peen it is should be very proud. I like to think it’s Meth’s since he’s a tall, gangsta cutie like I like em.
NaijaGal says:
so who’s is bigger, his or Chris Brown
Not pencil peen 
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Isn’t he married
so 
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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:
so you not finna post the pics Aunt Tea??
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This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool.
Meth always been sexy to me………
*grabs phone*
*in my thirsty AF font* WHERE guhl??
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that’s what I’m asking…maybe I’m missing something
that peen look familiar doe. lemme fine out METH!
Sandra Rose says:
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:
so you not finna post the pics Aunt Tea??
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This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool.
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Not true, you posted those pics of Marlo Hampton’s balls… so what if they were on her chest… balls are balls
*giggles like a school girl*
*save image*
You found it Fay Fay
Nice view too 
oh, guess I’m the only one not impressed…maybe my phone is too cloudy
Sandra Rose says:
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:
so you not finna post the pics Aunt Tea??
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This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool.
u know me too well!
THANKS!! 
Your eyes missing that hyperlinked “i”
ok I found the link but cant click it
Yall tell me about the peen
OutsidetheBox says:
*giggles like a school girl*
*save image*
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Sandra Rose says:
This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool.
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Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
Not true, you posted those pics of Marlo Hampton’s balls… so what if they were on her chest… balls are balls
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“Method Man NAKED- YES GAWD” <—Too funny coming from Funky D.
Not true, you posted those pics of Marlo Hampton’s balls… so what if they were on her chest… balls are balls
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NaijaGal says:
oh, guess I’m the only one not impressed…maybe my phone is too cloudy
chile it aint 5 oclock yet??
*giggle* he tried to holla once but I was 17 and there to see Janet
He was distracting my stalking time!
My supervisor just left and now I’m bout to get the hell on
have a great weekend headed to happy hour tonight with the ladies 
Not impressed? Really? Its not even alert and its massive.
I dont necessarily like massive for my pocket but I like it in theory. 
NaijaGal says:
oh, guess I’m the only one not impressed…maybe my phone is too cloudy
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Gotta be the cloudy phone, unless you prefer the size of ****tastic or whatever that nigra name was that was on RHOA.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I can’t find the link to his peen whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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IIIIII can…
Ty says:
ok I found the link but cant click it
Yall tell me about the peen
aww puddin! imma take one for the team. it ILL nice. juicy one might say. on the reddish side. nice length & thickness. he could get it
FAY!
you staying strong?
I aint complain’ cause I LOVE METHOD MAN. But how do we know this is his? I’ll ride it like the midnight train to Georgia either way. I’m just sayin.
this lady on twitter said, “Meth’s peen is familar, almost like you want to caress your face on it” Oh Lordt
Bye Jenie!
did u scroll??
either to me…I’s tied boss
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I looked again…it’s not bad but it’s not
NaijaGal says:
oh, guess I’m the only one not impressed…maybe my phone is too cloudy
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Im not impressed and Im on my PC…
that_VA_thickchick says:
But how do we know this is his?
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They say the tats are his tats, but Ion’t know him like dat and I ain’t feel like Googling his tat’s to prove it.
Thanks Fay
Will add to my must see list 
:dead @ VA
I’ve been working double digit hours all week, damn near double shifts everyday…when I rest up I’ll look again
so who’s doing some fun this weekend?
Gelly!!
guhl yeah. i’m finna change direction tho bc i been makin them too carb heavy so i stopped losing at 6 pounds. 
OTB
i feel the exact same way. i can watch a guhl get banged out by a huge member, or watch a guy wack his huge member off. but i be damned if said huge member is entering THIS poom poom!
His tatts say it his.
that_VA_thickchick says:
I aint complain’ cause I LOVE METHOD MAN. But how do we know this is his? I’ll ride it like the midnight train to Georgia either way. I’m just sayin.
NaijaGal says:
did u scroll??
The side shot and the front view make me say no thanks…
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I looked again…it’s not bad but it’s not either to me…I’s tied boss
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That last pic is camera trickery. with camera phones you put it close enough a No2 pencil looks
maybe I’m not straight cuz I’ve never looked at a penis and felt like I needed it in my life.
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I see I was missed…
So who does that dack belong to?
GellySammich says:
for reals?? guhllll!!
That last pic is camera trickery
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that’s what I’m thinking…ion know…any groupies who done fcuked Method Man to confirm? wait what superhead say about his wacker?
lol I took that as an evil laugh while you were rubbing your hands together
I see I was missed…
how much longer till we get the morning glory pics 
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always
Dawn i missedid yew!
Gigi26 says:
Damn Method Man you too good for this shyt here bro and this is from a female that has no prollem lookin at dyck flicks
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where are the pics? rich dollaz, method man, trey songz?
wait what superhead say about his wacker?
she said it ILL nice!
i only read the 1st book doe 
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
GellySammich says:
maybe I’m not straight cuz I’ve never looked at a penis and felt like I needed it in my life
for reals?? guhllll!!
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Uh yes then you probably are! I needs it in my life like a crack head needs a fix!!!
fa real fa real Fay
It just stopped looking weird to me a few years ago 
Visually I find women more appealing. Just don’t have enough emotions to have a girlfriend.
pointhimout says:
where are the pics? rich dollaz, method man, trey songz?
The “I’s” have it within the post…
where are the pics?
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the i in graphic is a great start
Re: Peen pics… They also dont make me want to bed the owner but they can elicit a sensual response from me.
I see the dack and I get the correlation to sex, not necessarily wanting the dack for sex. #weird.
lol MsV you just have a higher sex drive than I do. That doesn’t make me gay…. does it?
79
MSVALLDAY says:
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:
GellySammich says:
maybe I’m not straight cuz I’ve never looked at a penis and felt like I needed it in my life
for reals?? guhllll!!
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Uh yes then you probably are! I needs it in my life like a crack head needs a fix!!!
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I have a pic on my phone right now that I have to chain myself down to some shyt before I look at it again. That dangle is sooo thick and nice… I have to catch myself from running out the house and ova his house!
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
That last pic is camera trickery. with camera phones you put it close enough a No2 pencil looks
The side shot and the front view make me say no thanks…
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It does look sickly.
awh hell, that’s all they’re working with? the anger from Wednesday night’s coming back. I was watching a 50 cent movie on netflix. he undressed but wouldn’t show his diq. By now I’m convinced it’s about 6″ strong. How Rich Dollarz pulling so many chicks? He must be buying them or paying their bills.
GellySammich says:
fa real fa real Fay
It just stopped looking weird to me a few years ago 
Visually I find women more appealing. Just don’t have enough emotions to have a girlfriend.
nah for real. that’s interesting. have ever uhm..u know..explored on those feelings?
I have a pic on my phone right now that I have to chain myself down to some shyt before I look at it again. That dangle is sooo thick and nice… I have to catch myself from running out the house and ova his house!
I almost accidentally pumped some nasal spray in my eye trying to click on that i.
I don’t look at nasty pictures. I am too Kingdom for that
thx ladies. i went to twitter where some1 was sure to post them or links to them. the “i” went completely by me. I’ll know now for future reference.
you might be a tab bit ghey with a touch of bi
nah for real. that’s interesting. have ever uhm..u know..explored on those feelings?
ain’t no feelings! That’s what I’m saying. Girls FEEL too much for me to ever actually like one (cept my OTBey). I just think they’re pretty. But would I have a sleepover with a girl? Sure. But I can easily seperate emotional and physical. Not sure if I could actually lick it though.
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Gelly do u enjoy
when u have it?
Not sure if I could actually lick it though.
But I can easily seperate emotional and physical.
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it’s ok Fay. Never had an O though.
as far as sex and emotion, for me to enjoy sex with you I have to either be completely in love or on some sneaky we barely know each other type stuff (though I’ve only gotten head from strangers). I don’t really have a middle ground which is why it’s usually just ok.
You be in here looking for squirts and I’m like :wimper: I just wanna bust a regular
I just saw that pic of Lil Snoop. Somebody please tell me that was photoshopped.
I just saw Rich too. He reminds me of an ex. Not alot but, just enough to hit your spot.
MzDimplez1123 says:
I just saw that pic of Lil Snoop. Somebody please tell me that was photoshopped.
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Why Dimpz? What was wrong with it?
Sads. Not true. I was instructing them on how best to achieve that..if thats what they fancy. I fancy yew.
@ Gelly…Not a THING!
I feel bad I looked. Is that boy 21 yet?
Okay so the pic is blocked but I’ve always had a super crush on Method Man
I hope he working with a monster *sucks teeth* So is he???
GellySammich says:
some sneaky we barely know each other type stuff (though I’ve only gotten head from strangers).
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Where you at???
GA!
He aiight. 
@ Dimpz
& 
he aiight I KNOW what that mean 
:random: I wonder if MAN clicked the link!!!
GellySammich says:
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I just like to fix stuff you know, like a handyman….lol
Who were he sending these pics to I wonder
If I had your email, i’d send it to you
@ Dimp pls do janay81087@ me dot com
@goat and you are appreciated sir but I don’t think OTBabe gonna like it
Sandra Rose says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
That last pic is camera trickery. with camera phones you put it close enough a No2 pencil looks The side shot and the front view make me say no thanks…
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It does look sickly.
it does give me the sads… Not the give me’s!
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DIMPZ!!
hewwo brutafuh!! 
Goat who u tryna get to hold somethin today?
HEY GOAT!!!
Walks up to you and run the tip of my tongue from your chin to your lips and kiss the tip of your nose… mmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhhhhh!
@ GA…Done
yall never told me the appropriate thread counts to check though.
@Gelly
Ahh Damn!!
FAY!
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Gelly!!! OMG Nooooo!! have u ever masturbated??
I’m single handedly turnin this into anti-freaky Friday with this conversation.
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Yes Fay but only on top. Never on the inside. No toys or anything.
much as i was tryna avoid doing so, i gotta get my real estate license so i won’t be here much if at all
OMG what i’m gone DEW?? 
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Goat who u tryna get to hold somethin today?
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Sheeeid…You know me, I’m always on the prowl..lol
Lawd….Gelly sounding more like me the more she talks.
I have Os though. It took a long time and a lot of effort to achieve though
@ Fay..IoNo if I should
or 
Offtopic: I think i’mma buy me some wigs. I’m getting hair bored again.
*kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
HEY GOAT!!!
Walks up to you and run the tip of my tongue from your chin to your lips and kiss the tip of your nose… mmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhhhhh!
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You know how to get tha juices flowing. Lawd Ham Mercy!!
I can’t find the link
is it my phone?
naw I saw them on another site…He can’t compare with me Fayla…You ol thirst bucket…he ain’t even got 4skin…He can hit that muffin, but he can’t butter it like I can
he can give you that whopper, but it ain’t got the extra cheese…the choice is urs 
but only on top. Never on the inside. No toys or anything.
why not ma? are u
to explore urself?? 
So are we saying the peen is flaccid?
Or is it ready to go? 
I thought it was “at rest” 
Diva says:
*kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
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But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
@ Shaun…It looks at rest to me too.
well shoot Dimpz… what effort I needa be puttin in? I’m willing to try. *takes out notepad*
@Goat you ain’t got to lie Goat!!!
in my thirsty AF font* WHERE guhl??<—
lol Diva, goat was just being a gentleman and offering to help a lady anyway he could
Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board says:
I can’t find the link
is it my phone?
naw I saw them on another site…He can’t compare with me Fayla…You ol thirst bucket…he ain’t even got 4skin…He can hit that muffin, but he can’t butter it like I can
he can give you that whopper, but it ain’t got the extra cheese…the choice is urs
u know i likes my greek salad with that FETA cheese STOP PLAYIN!!
I agree with Dimpz the dack is at REST!!!
TRuSS I learned My lesson BOUT LO_oKiN at these MENz Peens,SEENT richDOLLAz
GROss!
@Gelly mmhmmmm!
in my thirsty AF font*
but only on top. Never on the inside. No toys or anything.
why not ma? are u to explore urself??
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Shouldn’t you know your own body to know what you like and what turns you on, no?
DIMPZ
i’m being forced into it. supv said if i don’t she’s gonna increase my duties in this position. which is some BS bc i’m already loaded down. at the SAME damn time i really need the increase in pay so
i’m just gonna have to go with it
What ya’ll nasty heffas doing in here
@ Gelly..Honestly, it took me finding someone I was totally into, which is hard as hell for me, and allowing myself to totally let go, which is even harder. I have “issues”, I work around them, sometimes, though.
@ Diva…Bout them thread counts.
@Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
u know i likes my greek salad with that FETA cheese STOP PLAYIN!!
@dimpz what you wanna know ma?
@ Diva…what’s a good minimum?
goat76 says:
Diva says:
*kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
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But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
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Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…
is that otb in here? Trynna see if you can measure up to Meth huh
Me to bruh, me to 
@ GA…Done
yall never told me the appropriate thread counts to check though.
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You can never go wrong with 600tc or higher!!!!!!
Diva & OTB yep, i say he might be aroused but he not hard.
Luvn
don’t be laffin at me guhl, it was the curiosity what was gettin the best of meh!
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
Diva says:
*kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
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But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
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Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…
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Why you ain’t call me to ride Goat?
Diva says:
@Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
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Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it
Thanks Diva
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Diva & OTB yep, i say he might be aroused but he not hard.
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that dack is not hard!!!! but baby I could help him achieve that hardness 
Maybe alittle aroused but
Diva says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
Diva says:
*kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
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But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
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Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…
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Why you ain’t call me to ride Goat?
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I was just holding him down until you got here so you could finish him off…
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
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Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it
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*hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*
These heffas not finna take my man
Bomb
nuffin murch. tryna help Gelly to buss one & whatnot
how YEW dewin?
MzTisch says:
Meth always been sexy to me………
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FAYYYY
Hey bay-bay
@FAY hhmmmm idk if scared is the best way to describe it
#1 I’ve always grown my nails long so yes that seems kinda scary
#2 I don’t think I’ve never been as sexual as others and never really had anybody to bring it out of me. I’m not even a prude (I don’t think). There’s plenty I would try but initiating isn’t my thing.
#3 Intercourse ain’t start til about 23 for me.
RAE23 says:
MzTisch says:
Meth always been sexy to me………
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It’s not even at attention.
When it’s saluting – Hop up on that dikk and do a full split
OH GAWD (Big Sean voice)
@Dimpz you’re welcome ma
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
Diva says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
Diva says:
*kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
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But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
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Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…
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Why you ain’t call me to ride Goat?
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I was just holding him down until you got here so you could finish him off…
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Well I’m rhet to ride that thang
i always knowed he was twerkin wit sumthin tew
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Gelly
oh my! well
1) cut AND file them nails if u plan to explore
B) what turns u on? think about that while u are touching
ii) try a bullet
s/n have u ever watched pr0n
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
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Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it
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These heffas not finna take my man *hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*
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Oh really… Goes into the kitchen and micrwaves a fruit wrap until just warm and pliable… Lays on bed and places it on my fresh brazilian and makes a nice imprint. Slides my fingers inside and rubs my essence between the folds of the print… Mails it off to GOAT…
*whispers: Cherries and pineapple taste delicious..try it…
OMG granny NEVER SHUTS TF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU’RE ALL I NEEEEED TO GET BYYYYYY
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
Diva says:
*kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
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But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
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Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…
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LMAO!!!
Fay I touch it! Just don’t go IN it! Yes I’ve watched porn. I like the soft pretend stuff. I don’t like to see it movin in and out.
That doesn’t turn me on.
But like Dimpz said, I think it’s just gonna take somebody I’m all the way into to make me O. Finding somebody to like is the hard part.
NICE DYCK METH
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
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Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it
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These heffas not finna take my man *hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*
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Oh really… Goes into the kitchen and micrwaves a fruit wrap until just warm and pliable… Lays on bed and places it on my fresh brazilian and makes a nice imprint. Slides my fingers inside and rubs my essence between the folds of the print… Mails it off to GOAT…
*whispers: Cherries and pineapple taste delicious..try it…
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You dayum freak…..he don’t need your imprint mine plastered cross his lips already #bam
GellySammich says:
Fay I touch it! Just don’t go IN it!
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1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
174.OMG granny NEVER SHUTS TF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
when are we gone be able to quit? Its time to broaden our horizons. Whip infomercials? Public access? Celeb endorsement? I know some one who knows some one who used to date Mable King’s sister. I can make some calls
Gelly, go get a massager and put it on low and just put it on your lap to feel the vibrations and report back
Go now!
Brendbew,
clicking on the photo 
*throws rocks at Diva*
Diva says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
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Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it
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These heffas not finna take my man *hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*
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Oh really… Goes into the kitchen and micrwaves a fruit wrap until just warm and pliable… Lays on bed and places it on my fresh brazilian and makes a nice imprint. Slides my fingers inside and rubs my essence between the folds of the print… Mails it off to GOAT…
*whispers: Cherries and pineapple taste delicious..try it…
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You dayum freak…..he don’t need your imprint mine plastered cross his lips already #bam
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He could be eating you and thinking “this pity fukin is for the birds, I can’t wait till I get home to Wut’s good luvin 
Yeah but across his lips temporarily… my lips are on his mind Permanently…
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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game mista!!!!! 
That ain’t the end though!!!! You gone have to put in some
lol hush up DTTS. can we say ****? ClYtoral stimulation isn’t the problem. I think my insides are broken
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
Nah… I’ll pass…
GellySammich says:
*throws rocks at Diva*
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#experiment
Save one of those to rub across yo cl*t
Hey Yall
Diva girl your e cooch gone be like a loose meat sammich up in here iffin you don’t calm yoself down
what’s wrong with me looking @dtts? I look at all celeb leaks…research purposes…ive had more than one ex call me lil after we broke up…how I’m posed to know of its true or just spite if I don’t look and compare
GellySammich says:
lol hush up DTTS. can we say ****? ClYtoral stimulation isn’t the problem. I think my insides are broken
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why you say dat guhl?
Diva says:
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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game mista!!!!!
That ain’t the end though!!!! You gone have to put in some
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My pleasure!! I’m a giver, AllDayLong!!
goat76 says:
Diva says:
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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That ain’t the end though!!!! You gone have to put in some game mista!!!!!
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My pleasure!! I’m a giver, AllDayLong!!
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Then we won’t have any problems *pushes your head back down*
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
Nah… I’ll pass…
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Can we work something out???
Sam says:
Hey Yall
Diva girl your e cooch gone be like a loose meat sammich up in here iffin you don’t calm yoself down
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going to join Elizabeth 
Oh…and on the comparison chart @dtts I’m 0 for 16.5…Rich Dollaz gave me hope, but I think he got me beat by a nanoliter or so.fml maybe I am small
goat76 says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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Nah… I’ll pass… Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
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Can we work something out???
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……. 
Deletes the story that I wrote just for you so hot you will 
before the second paragraph….
G’Night ROSES!!!!
Diva says:
GellySammich says:
*throws rocks at Diva*
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#experiment
Save one of those to rub across yo cl*t
Gelly, trick your mind and body, get the clique
Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board says:
Oh…and on the comparison chart @dtts I’m 0 for 16.5…Rich Dollaz gave me hope, but I think he got me beat by a nanoliter or so.fml maybe I am small
goat76 says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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Nah… I’ll pass… Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
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Can we work something out???
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……. 
Deletes the story that I wrote just for you so hot you will 
before the second paragraph….
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Don’t be like that. What do I have to do to fix what I’ve fcuked up??
@ Gelly…Don’t feel bad, I only touch the top too and only during intercourse. I’m not into being a solo act. I don’t like toys either
Yall don’t even want me to get started on porn again. 
SAM! Where the hell you beenT? Seems like I haven’t seen you in ages.
Goodnight Bomb!!
Somebody tell Esq bye for me, ION wanna ‘lead her on’
you guys have a good weekend and be safe
Imma try to find the peen pic when I get home 
Goat, who holding your duck right now? *snickers*
She didn’t even say
to me before she left. 
Dimpz
I’ve been busy at work and home lately I can’t get on as much as I like
okay im gone now…
MzDimplez1123 says:
She didn’t even say
to me before she left
^^^^^
never
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Goat, who holding your duck right now? *snickers*
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What you doing? You wanna hold it? Where u at??
Sam, you’re gonna do at least one WoooYeah when you do #jodeci
*playing coy* Sure, I’lll hold it
Wait…Yall taking turns holding Goat’s duck?!
I gotta start paying more attention.
@Goat it’s like that now….Okayyyyyyyyyy
New Girl
You? #faserious
<–got the bg's now
MsDiva, don’t be like that :lilbittyinnocentbabydoeeyes:
….came out of lurk mode for this one here….:thumbsup:
This “hair is laid” diva said he is waiting for Consequences peen pic….he said if his teeth is that big then good gawd
@Dimpz I ain’t holding it…I quit Goat dyck given away azz!!!!
@ New Girl…we gone stick to soup. You and food get along worse than me.
He always asking somebody
Diva says:
@Goat it’s like that now….Okayyyyyyyyyy
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Nah, we still gucci.
Damn Goat, you got “quit” Bruh?
Sure, I’lll hold it
SexyToothpic says:
….came out of lurk mode for this one here….:thumbsup:
This “hair is laid” diva said he is waiting for Consequences peen pic….he said if his teeth is that big then good gawd
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you is lying on Diva I ain’t said no such thang!!!!
And burping too
Excuse my manners
goat76 says:
goat76 says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
goat76 says:
1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.
Then switch!!!
Err’body happy.
The End!!!
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Nah… I’ll pass… Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
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Can we work something out???
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……. Deletes the story that I wrote just for you so hot you will before the second paragraph….
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Don’t be like that. What do I have to do to fix what I’ve fcuked up??
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Pulls down bra and brushes your lips with my nipples…just before you open your mouth I pull away…Let me think about it… ask me this exact question on Monday… if you forget… I will too
*wicked and naughty laugh*
Goodnight daddy…
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BYE ROSES!!!!!
@ NG…
@ Community Duck
You gone learn TAday!
MzDimplez1123 says:
Damn Goat, you got “quit” Bruh?
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
<–Disclaimer Sign says I thought this was Community Duck
He always asking somebody
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He gave me the impression that we was e-kicking it…but he a male hoe and I ain't got time for that…I need me a loyal e-man that aint letting everybody ride up on that dack…. #next
Sorry Diva, not you, the owner of the blog with the peen pic
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ NG…
@ Community Duck
You gone learn TAday!
(((on the factory bullhorn)))
See 232
@Wut Damn that’s cold… Good Night!!
SexyToothpic says:
Sorry Diva, not you, the owner of the blog with the peen pic
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you get a pass this time SexyToothpic
You getting me mixed up with Sandra
G’night DTTS…
Oh MsDiva
OutsidetheBox says:
So are we saying the peen is flaccid? Or is it ready to go? I thought it was “at rest”
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it looks very relaxed. Like it takes a while to wake up. I wonder if Method Man has a prescription for Viagra?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Damn Goat, you got “quit” Bruh?
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What it do…
Dontchew be looking at me like that Esq *snickers*
*takes down all Goat’s dack pictures and throws kerosene on em* walks away Bernadine style
what it do
We got this SR
He can get it up 
#thankyoufortheafternoonwood 
Ok Diva
Dang!! I’ve been kicked to tha curb…lol
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
When is MsDiva gonna ‘get the “diva” part’ of this post
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why you laughing at meh?
Toothpic, IONO who has the Newbie Packets, buttummmm I’mma order you one
goat76 says:
Dang!! I’ve been kicked to tha curb…lol
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Who fault is it? huh who you gone blame?
@DTTS did I miss something?
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
When is MsDiva gonna ‘get the “diva” part’ of this post
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why you laughing at meh?
Because Toothpick was talmbout the duck pics that say 'diva' on them and you went off, and then said ok, and still
Impatient self, I was typing
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
When is MsDiva gonna ‘get the “diva” part’ of this post
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why you laughing at meh?
Because Toothpick was talmbout the duck pics that say 'diva' on them and you went off, and then said ok, and still
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*goes back to look at the pic*
My stomach
FML
I ain’t even see that Funky Dineva….and that ain’t diva that’s DINE VA hush
Goat, pls confirm for ‘the record’ that that was the only time I held it
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Goat, pls confirm for ‘the record’ that that was the only time I held it
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Chile a cat gots his tongue or dack for that matter…
I’d like to buy an A Pat
Oh MsDiva
pardon me Imma go back and look at Method’s duck
@DTTS the cat prolly licking all over that dack like new catnip
You guys are hilarious
Thanks for clearing that up @DTTS and I got my welcome packet years ago lol
Toothpick, that ones expired yo! Have you seen the new and improved ones?
OK, I’ve looked all over the article and cant find the link to pics, where is it??!!!!
I love me some morning wood!!
GOOOOD MERNTINE YALL
*whispers loudly in a bullhorn to Mrs Mantha
“CLICK THE “I” IN GRAPHIC…”
I always sign in for these posts! LoL