Method Man

Another week, and yet another set of bathroom mirror peen pics have leaked all over the Internet. This time, the “victim” is Wu Tang Clan rapper Method Man, who has to explain to his mother that he knows she didn’t raise him to be dumb like other rappers, but somebody hacked his cell phone, blah blah blah.

These photos are so graphic that I can’t stress enough they are NOT WORK SAFE. If you are 18, you can do a search for the photos, which are all over the Internet. Good luck finding them.


273 Responses to “Morning Wood: Method Man”

  1. MSVALLDAY

    I like’s me some Method Man!!! Wootang Clan Shawty!!!!!! :danban1:

  2. Trendsetter

    NaijaGal says:

    so who’s is bigger, his or Chris Brown
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    Meth

  3. Gigi26

    Damn Method Man you too good for this shyt here bro :no: and this is from a female that has no prollem lookin at dyck flicks

  4. Ty

    I cant open it at my desk and I forgot my phone today :crying:

    Is he skrooonnnnngggg yall :think:

    What is he working with Jenie :popcorn:

  5. Bird

    I saw the pics and whoever’s peen it is should be very proud. I like to think it’s Meth’s since he’s a tall, gangsta cutie like I like em.

  6. Ty

    NaijaGal says:

    so who’s is bigger, his or Chris Brown
    ______________
    :smack: Not pencil peen 😥

  7. Sandra Rose

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:

    so you not finna post the pics Aunt Tea??
    _______________

    This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool. :nono:

  8. NaijaGal

    *in my thirsty AF font* WHERE guhl??
    ===================
    that’s what I’m asking…maybe I’m missing something :shrug:

  9. Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Sandra Rose says:

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:

    so you not finna post the pics Aunt Tea??
    _______________

    This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool.
    ———–

    Not true, you posted those pics of Marlo Hampton’s balls… so what if they were on her chest… balls are balls

  10. NaijaGal

    oh, guess I’m the only one not impressed…maybe my phone is too cloudy

  11. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Sandra Rose says:

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:

    so you not finna post the pics Aunt Tea??
    _______________

    This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool.

    :hahaha:

    u know me too well! :rofl: THANKS!! :kiss:

  12. Ty

    ok I found the link but cant click it

    Yall tell me about the peen :crying:

  13. jeniefrumdabloc

    OutsidetheBox says:

    *giggles like a school girl*
    *save image*
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    :hahaha: put that in the collection :rofl:

  14. Sandra Rose

    Sandra Rose says:

    This is a family oriented blog hun. Shame on you for asking me to violate my high blog standards so you can drool over that man’s tool.
    ———–
    Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    Not true, you posted those pics of Marlo Hampton’s balls… so what if they were on her chest… balls are balls
    ___________________

    :rofl:

  15. OutsidetheBox

    “Method Man NAKED- YES GAWD” <—Too funny coming from Funky D. 😮

  16. Ty

    Not true, you posted those pics of Marlo Hampton’s balls… so what if they were on her chest… balls are balls
    ___________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :crying:

  17. GellySammich

    *giggle* he tried to holla once but I was 17 and there to see Janet 😆 He was distracting my stalking time!

  18. jeniefrumdabloc

    My supervisor just left and now I’m bout to get the hell on :steer: have a great weekend headed to happy hour tonight with the ladies :koolaid:

  19. OutsidetheBox

    Not impressed? Really? Its not even alert and its massive. 😮 I dont necessarily like massive for my pocket but I like it in theory. :yes:

  20. Bird

    NaijaGal says:

    oh, guess I’m the only one not impressed…maybe my phone is too cloudy
    *******************

    Gotta be the cloudy phone, unless you prefer the size of Dicktastic or whatever that nigra name was that was on RHOA.

  21. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    I can’t find the link to his peen whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    ————————
    IIIIII can… :coffee:

  22. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Ty says:

    ok I found the link but cant click it

    Yall tell me about the peen

    aww puddin! imma take one for the team. it ILL nice. juicy one might say. on the reddish side. nice length & thickness. he could get it :tea:

  23. that_VA_thickchick

    I aint complain’ cause I LOVE METHOD MAN. But how do we know this is his? I’ll ride it like the midnight train to Georgia either way. I’m just sayin.

  24. SuthernBelle4

    this lady on twitter said, “Meth’s peen is familar, almost like you want to caress your face on it” Oh Lordt :rofl:

  25. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    :no: please tell me that his thang soft… cuz errruummmm… :no: I’ll pass…

  26. NaijaGal

    did u scroll??
    ==============
    I looked again…it’s not bad but it’s not :yahoo: either to me…I’s tied boss

  27. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    NaijaGal says:

    oh, guess I’m the only one not impressed…maybe my phone is too cloudy
    *******************
    Im not impressed and Im on my PC…

  28. Bird

    that_VA_thickchick says:

    But how do we know this is his?
    ********************
    They say the tats are his tats, but Ion’t know him like dat and I ain’t feel like Googling his tat’s to prove it.

  29. Ty

    Thanks Fay :cheers: Will add to my must see list :yes:

    :dead @ VA :rofl:

  30. NaijaGal

    I’ve been working double digit hours all week, damn near double shifts everyday…when I rest up I’ll look again :yawn: so who’s doing some fun this weekend?

  31. GellySammich

    :hahaha: maybe I’m not straight cuz I’ve never looked at a penis and felt like I needed it in my life.

  32. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Gelly!! :hug: :rollseyes: guhl yeah. i’m finna change direction tho bc i been makin them too carb heavy so i stopped losing at 6 pounds. :cuss:

    OTB :kiss: i feel the exact same way. i can watch a guhl get banged out by a huge member, or watch a guy wack his huge member off. but i be damned if said huge member is entering THIS poom poom!

  33. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    NaijaGal says:

    did u scroll??
    ==============
    I looked again…it’s not bad but it’s not either to me…I’s tied boss
    ——————–
    That last pic is camera trickery. with camera phones you put it close enough a No2 pencil looks :hump: The side shot and the front view make me say no thanks…

  34. OutsidetheBox

    maybe I’m not straight cuz I’ve never looked at a penis and felt like I needed it in my life.

    _____________________

    :hahaha:

  35. NaijaGal

    That last pic is camera trickery
    ===============
    that’s what I’m thinking…ion know…any groupies who done fcuked Method Man to confirm? wait what superhead say about his wacker?

  36. OutsidetheBox

    :woohoo: <–poom poom running from oversized objects. :hahaha:

  37. GellySammich

    lol I took that as an evil laugh while you were rubbing your hands together

  38. NaijaGal

    I see I was missed…
    =====================
    always :hug: how much longer till we get the morning glory pics :tea:

  39. MSVALLDAY

    Gigi26 says:

    Damn Method Man you too good for this shyt here bro and this is from a female that has no prollem lookin at dyck flicks
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :hahaha: me either boo!!!

  40. pointhimout

    where are the pics? rich dollaz, method man, trey songz?

  41. MSVALLDAY

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

    GellySammich says:
    maybe I’m not straight cuz I’ve never looked at a penis and felt like I needed it in my life
    for reals?? guhllll!!
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Uh yes then you probably are! I needs it in my life like a crack head needs a fix!!!

  42. GellySammich

    fa real fa real Fay :shrug: It just stopped looking weird to me a few years ago 😆 Visually I find women more appealing. Just don’t have enough emotions to have a girlfriend.

  43. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    pointhimout says:

    where are the pics? rich dollaz, method man, trey songz?
    The “I’s” have it within the post…

  44. NaijaGal

    where are the pics?
    ====================
    the i in graphic is a great start

  45. OutsidetheBox

    Re: Peen pics… They also dont make me want to bed the owner but they can elicit a sensual response from me. :yes: I see the dack and I get the correlation to sex, not necessarily wanting the dack for sex. #weird.

  46. GellySammich

    lol MsV you just have a higher sex drive than I do. That doesn’t make me gay…. does it? :thinking:

  47. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    79

    MSVALLDAY says:

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:

    GellySammich says:
    maybe I’m not straight cuz I’ve never looked at a penis and felt like I needed it in my life
    for reals?? guhllll!!
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Uh yes then you probably are! I needs it in my life like a crack head needs a fix!!!
    —————–
    I have a pic on my phone right now that I have to chain myself down to some shyt before I look at it again. That dangle is sooo thick and nice… I have to catch myself from running out the house and ova his house!

  48. Sandra Rose

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    That last pic is camera trickery. with camera phones you put it close enough a No2 pencil looks :hump: The side shot and the front view make me say no thanks…
    ___________________

    It does look sickly. :hurl:

  49. pointhimout

    awh hell, that’s all they’re working with? the anger from Wednesday night’s coming back. I was watching a 50 cent movie on netflix. he undressed but wouldn’t show his diq. By now I’m convinced it’s about 6″ strong. How Rich Dollarz pulling so many chicks? He must be buying them or paying their bills.

  50. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    GellySammich says:

    fa real fa real Fay :shrug: It just stopped looking weird to me a few years ago 😆 Visually I find women more appealing. Just don’t have enough emotions to have a girlfriend.

    :think: you might be a tab bit ghey with a touch of bi :shrug:

    nah for real. that’s interesting. have ever uhm..u know..explored on those feelings?

  51. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    I have a pic on my phone right now that I have to chain myself down to some shyt before I look at it again. That dangle is sooo thick and nice… I have to catch myself from running out the house and ova his house!

    :hahaha: :rofl:

  52. MissTaken

    I almost accidentally pumped some nasal spray in my eye trying to click on that i. :hahaha:
    I don’t look at nasty pictures. I am too Kingdom for that :pacifier:

  53. pointhimout

    thx ladies. i went to twitter where some1 was sure to post them or links to them. the “i” went completely by me. I’ll know now for future reference.

  54. GellySammich

    you might be a tab bit ghey with a touch of bi

    nah for real. that’s interesting. have ever uhm..u know..explored on those feelings?
    ______________
    :rofl: ain’t no feelings! That’s what I’m saying. Girls FEEL too much for me to ever actually like one (cept my OTBey). I just think they’re pretty. But would I have a sleepover with a girl? Sure. But I can easily seperate emotional and physical. Not sure if I could actually lick it though.

  55. OutsidetheBox

    But I can easily seperate emotional and physical.
    _____________

    :yes: A curse and a gift tho 😆

  56. GellySammich

    it’s ok Fay. Never had an O though.
    as far as sex and emotion, for me to enjoy sex with you I have to either be completely in love or on some sneaky we barely know each other type stuff (though I’ve only gotten head from strangers). I don’t really have a middle ground which is why it’s usually just ok.

  57. GellySammich

    You be in here looking for squirts and I’m like :wimper: I just wanna bust a regular

  58. MzDimplez1123

    I just saw that pic of Lil Snoop. Somebody please tell me that was photoshopped.

    I just saw Rich too. He reminds me of an ex. Not alot but, just enough to hit your spot. :yes:

  59. GellySammich

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I just saw that pic of Lil Snoop. Somebody please tell me that was photoshopped.
    ________________
    Why Dimpz? What was wrong with it?

  60. OutsidetheBox

    Sads. Not true. I was instructing them on how best to achieve that..if thats what they fancy. I fancy yew. :(

  61. GAGIRL87

    Okay so the pic is blocked but I’ve always had a super crush on Method Man :love: I hope he working with a monster *sucks teeth* So is he???

  62. goat76

    GellySammich says:

    some sneaky we barely know each other type stuff (though I’ve only gotten head from strangers).
    —————————–
    Where you at???

  63. GellySammich

    :hug: I’m talking about Fay’s quick squirt obsession

  64. GAGIRL87

    @ Dimpz :kiss: & :hug: he aiight I KNOW what that mean :crying:

  65. goat76

    GellySammich says:

    :hahaha: goat you say that to all the girls *blush*
    ————————–
    I just like to fix stuff you know, like a handyman….lol

  66. GellySammich

    @goat and you are appreciated sir but I don’t think OTBabe gonna like it :no:

  67. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    Sandra Rose says:

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    That last pic is camera trickery. with camera phones you put it close enough a No2 pencil looks The side shot and the front view make me say no thanks…
    ___________________

    It does look sickly.
    —————
    :yes: it does give me the sads… Not the give me’s!

  68. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    HEY GOAT!!!

    Walks up to you and run the tip of my tongue from your chin to your lips and kiss the tip of your nose… mmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhhhhh!

  69. GellySammich

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

    Gelly!!! OMG Nooooo!! have u ever masturbated??
    ______________
    :hahaha: I’m single handedly turnin this into anti-freaky Friday with this conversation.
    Yes Fay but only on top. Never on the inside. No toys or anything.

  70. goat76

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

    Goat who u tryna get to hold somethin today? 😆
    ————————
    Sheeeid…You know me, I’m always on the prowl..lol

  71. MzDimplez1123

    Lawd….Gelly sounding more like me the more she talks. :no:

    I have Os though. It took a long time and a lot of effort to achieve though

  72. MzDimplez1123

    @ Fay..IoNo if I should :yahoo: or :wail:

    Offtopic: I think i’mma buy me some wigs. I’m getting hair bored again.

  73. goat76

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    HEY GOAT!!!

    Walks up to you and run the tip of my tongue from your chin to your lips and kiss the tip of your nose… mmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhhhhh!
    ———————————-
    You know how to get tha juices flowing. Lawd Ham Mercy!!

  74. Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board

    I can’t find the link :shrugs: is it my phone?

    naw I saw them on another site…He can’t compare with me Fayla…You ol thirst bucket…he ain’t even got 4skin…He can hit that muffin, but he can’t butter it like I can :no: he can give you that whopper, but it ain’t got the extra cheese…the choice is urs :coffee:

  75. OutsidetheBox

    So are we saying the peen is flaccid? :huh: Or is it ready to go? :huh: I thought it was “at rest” :shrug:

  76. goat76

    Diva says:

    *kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas :rofl:
    ———————————
    But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*

  77. GellySammich

    well shoot Dimpz… what effort I needa be puttin in? I’m willing to try. *takes out notepad*

  78. GellySammich

    lol Diva, goat was just being a gentleman and offering to help a lady anyway he could

  79. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board says:

    I can’t find the link :shrugs: is it my phone?

    naw I saw them on another site…He can’t compare with me Fayla…You ol thirst bucket…he ain’t even got 4skin…He can hit that muffin, but he can’t butter it like I can :no: he can give you that whopper, but it ain’t got the extra cheese…the choice is urs

    :hahaha: :crying:

    u know i likes my greek salad with that FETA cheese STOP PLAYIN!! :lick:

  80. luVn_liFe...

    TRuSS I learned My lesson BOUT LO_oKiN at these MENz Peens,SEENT richDOLLAz 😯 :hurl: GROss!

  81. Diva

    but only on top. Never on the inside. No toys or anything.

    why not ma? are u to explore urself??
    _______________
    Shouldn’t you know your own body to know what you like and what turns you on, no?

  82. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    DIMPZ

    i’m being forced into it. supv said if i don’t she’s gonna increase my duties in this position. which is some BS bc i’m already loaded down. at the SAME damn time i really need the increase in pay so :shrug:

    i’m just gonna have to go with it :crying:

  83. MzDimplez1123

    @ Gelly..Honestly, it took me finding someone I was totally into, which is hard as hell for me, and allowing myself to totally let go, which is even harder. I have “issues”, I work around them, sometimes, though.

    @ Diva…Bout them thread counts. :waiting:

  84. Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board

    u know i likes my greek salad with that FETA cheese STOP PLAYIN!!

    :hahaha: you are friggin awesome :love:

  85. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    *kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
    ———————————
    But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
    ————–
    Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay… :coffee:

  86. Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board

    is that otb in here? Trynna see if you can measure up to Meth huh :think: Me to bruh, me to :biggrin:

  87. Diva

    @ GA…Done

    yall never told me the appropriate thread counts to check though.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You can never go wrong with 600tc or higher!!!!!!

  88. Diva

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    *kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
    ———————————
    But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
    ————–
    Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Why you ain’t call me to ride Goat? :cuss:

  89. Bombshell Esq

    Diva says:

    @Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
    ————————————-

    Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it :tea:

  90. Diva

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

    Diva & OTB yep, i say he might be aroused but he not hard.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Maybe alittle aroused but :nono: that dack is not hard!!!! but baby I could help him achieve that hardness :rofl:

  91. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    Diva says:

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    *kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
    ———————————
    But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
    ————–
    Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Why you ain’t call me to ride Goat?

    ————
    I was just holding him down until you got here so you could finish him off… :shrug:

  92. Diva

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    @Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
    ————————————-

    Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    These heffas not finna take my man :nono: *hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*

  93. RAE23

    MzTisch says:

    Meth always been sexy to me………

    <<<<<<<<<<

    :cosign: Lazy eye and all!!! :yes:

  94. GellySammich

    @FAY hhmmmm idk if scared is the best way to describe it
    #1 I’ve always grown my nails long so yes that seems kinda scary
    #2 I don’t think I’ve never been as sexual as others and never really had anybody to bring it out of me. I’m not even a prude (I don’t think). There’s plenty I would try but initiating isn’t my thing.
    #3 Intercourse ain’t start til about 23 for me.

  95. VDot

    :yes: to Meth’s peen.

    It’s not even at attention.

    When it’s saluting – Hop up on that dikk and do a full split :dance:

    OH GAWD (Big Sean voice)

  96. Diva

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    Diva says:

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    *kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
    ———————————
    But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
    ————–
    Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Why you ain’t call me to ride Goat?

    ————
    I was just holding him down until you got here so you could finish him off…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Well I’m rhet to ride that thang :rofl:

  97. FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    i always knowed he was twerkin wit sumthin tew :tea:
    __________________
    Gelly 😮

    oh my! well
    1) cut AND file them nails if u plan to explore
    B) what turns u on? think about that while u are touching
    ii) try a bullet

    s/n have u ever watched pr0n

  98. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    Diva says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    @Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
    ————————————-

    Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    These heffas not finna take my man *hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*
    —————————
    Oh really… Goes into the kitchen and micrwaves a fruit wrap until just warm and pliable… Lays on bed and places it on my fresh brazilian and makes a nice imprint. Slides my fingers inside and rubs my essence between the folds of the print… Mails it off to GOAT…
    *whispers: Cherries and pineapple taste delicious..try it… 😉

  99. goat76

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    *kicks in door* to get Goat away from these heffas
    ———————————
    But but, we was just praying…..*in a deeper Mrs.Parker’s voice*
    ————–
    Oh that’s what you were doing when you was hollering “Oh Gawd, Oh Jezuuuuuzzzz!” When I was riding you side saddle a minute ago huh…okay…
    ——————————–
    LMAO!!! :rofl:

  100. GellySammich

    Fay I touch it! Just don’t go IN it! Yes I’ve watched porn. I like the soft pretend stuff. I don’t like to see it movin in and out. :no: That doesn’t turn me on.
    But like Dimpz said, I think it’s just gonna take somebody I’m all the way into to make me O. Finding somebody to like is the hard part.

  101. Diva

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    Diva says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    @Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
    ————————————-

    Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    These heffas not finna take my man *hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*
    —————————
    Oh really… Goes into the kitchen and micrwaves a fruit wrap until just warm and pliable… Lays on bed and places it on my fresh brazilian and makes a nice imprint. Slides my fingers inside and rubs my essence between the folds of the print… Mails it off to GOAT…
    *whispers: Cherries and pineapple taste delicious..try it…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You dayum freak…..he don’t need your imprint mine plastered cross his lips already #bam :rofl:

  102. Diva

    GellySammich says:

    Fay I touch it! Just don’t go IN it!
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    :kona:

  103. goat76

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

  104. Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board

    174.OMG granny NEVER SHUTS TF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    when are we gone be able to quit? Its time to broaden our horizons. Whip infomercials? Public access? Celeb endorsement? I know some one who knows some one who used to date Mable King’s sister. I can make some calls :think:

  105. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    Diva says:

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    Diva says:

    Bombshell Esq says:

    Diva says:

    @Bombshell They trying to fugg my Goat!!!
    ————————————-

    Should have never told them how good the dack was girl…. You know what they say when you go braggin’ about it

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    These heffas not finna take my man *hands Goat a Diva puccee pop*
    —————————
    Oh really… Goes into the kitchen and micrwaves a fruit wrap until just warm and pliable… Lays on bed and places it on my fresh brazilian and makes a nice imprint. Slides my fingers inside and rubs my essence between the folds of the print… Mails it off to GOAT…
    *whispers: Cherries and pineapple taste delicious..try it…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You dayum freak…..he don’t need your imprint mine plastered cross his lips already #bam

    ————–
    Yeah but across his lips temporarily… my lips are on his mind Permanently… :grill: He could be eating you and thinking “this pity fukin is for the birds, I can’t wait till I get home to Wut’s good luvin :rofl:

  106. Diva

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That ain’t the end though!!!! You gone have to put in some :lick: game mista!!!!! :rofl:

  107. GellySammich

    lol hush up DTTS. can we say clit? ClYtoral stimulation isn’t the problem. I think my insides are broken :crying:

  108. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ——————–
    Nah… I’ll pass… :nono:Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…

  109. Diva

    GellySammich says:

    *throws rocks at Diva*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Save one of those to rub across yo cl*t :yes: #experiment

  110. Sam

    Hey Yall :waves:

    Diva girl your e cooch gone be like a loose meat sammich up in here iffin you don’t calm yoself down :rofl:

  111. Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board

    what’s wrong with me looking @dtts? I look at all celeb leaks…research purposes…ive had more than one ex call me lil after we broke up…how I’m posed to know of its true or just spite if I don’t look and compare :shrugs:

  112. Diva

    GellySammich says:

    lol hush up DTTS. can we say ****? ClYtoral stimulation isn’t the problem. I think my insides are broken

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :wtf: why you say dat guhl?

  113. goat76

    Diva says:

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That ain’t the end though!!!! You gone have to put in some :lick: game mista!!!!!
    ————
    My pleasure!! I’m a giver, AllDayLong!!

  114. Diva

    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That ain’t the end though!!!! You gone have to put in some game mista!!!!!
    ————
    My pleasure!! I’m a giver, AllDayLong!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Then we won’t have any problems *pushes your head back down*

  115. goat76

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ——————–
    Nah… I’ll pass… :nono: Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
    —————
    Can we work something out???

  116. Diva

    Sam says:

    Hey Yall

    Diva girl your e cooch gone be like a loose meat sammich up in here iffin you don’t calm yoself down

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :dead: going to join Elizabeth :bye:

  117. Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board

    Oh…and on the comparison chart @dtts I’m 0 for 16.5…Rich Dollaz gave me hope, but I think he got me beat by a nanoliter or so.fml maybe I am small :-(

  118. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    goat76 says:

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ——————–
    Nah… I’ll pass… Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
    —————
    Can we work something out???

    ————
    :think: ……. :no: Deletes the story that I wrote just for you so hot you will :jack: before the second paragraph….

  119. <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Diva says:

    GellySammich says:

    *throws rocks at Diva*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Save one of those to rub across yo cl*t :yes: #experiment

    :dead:
    Gelly, trick your mind and body, get the clique :dead: stimulated and have intercourse and shoot, just try it :rules: And report back! Go Now! 😆

  120. <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board says:

    Oh…and on the comparison chart @dtts I’m 0 for 16.5…Rich Dollaz gave me hope, but I think he got me beat by a nanoliter or so.fml maybe I am small :-(

    :rofl: a nanoliter 😆

  121. goat76

    goat76 says:

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ——————–
    Nah… I’ll pass… Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
    —————
    Can we work something out???

    ————
    :think: ……. :no: Deletes the story that I wrote just for you so hot you will :jack: before the second paragraph….
    ——————–
    Don’t be like that. What do I have to do to fix what I’ve fcuked up??

  122. MzDimplez1123

    @ Gelly…Don’t feel bad, I only touch the top too and only during intercourse. I’m not into being a solo act. I don’t like toys either :no: Yall don’t even want me to get started on porn again. :rofl:

    SAM! Where the hell you beenT? Seems like I haven’t seen you in ages. :wail: :hug:

  123. Sam

    you guys have a good weekend and be safe :waves: Imma try to find the peen pic when I get home :rofl:

  124. Sam

    Dimpz :hug: :happy:

    I’ve been busy at work and home lately I can’t get on as much as I like :( :wails:

    okay im gone now…

  125. Sam

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    She didn’t even say :hi: to me before she left
    ^^^^^

    never

  126. goat76

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Goat, who holding your duck right now? *snickers*
    —————————–

    What you doing? You wanna hold it? Where u at??

  127. SexyToothpic

    ….came out of lurk mode for this one here….:thumbsup:

    This “hair is laid” diva said he is waiting for Consequences peen pic….he said if his teeth is that big then good gawd :rofl:

  128. Diva

    @Dimpz I ain’t holding it…I quit Goat dyck given away azz!!!! :rofl:

  129. goat76

    Diva says:

    @Goat it’s like that now….Okayyyyyyyyyy
    ———————–
    Nah, we still gucci.

  130. Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board

    Sure, I’lll hold it

    :waiting: ok…Cool…Enjoy ur weekend Tina, I’m outtie :pigsfly:

  131. Diva

    SexyToothpic says:

    ….came out of lurk mode for this one here….:thumbsup:

    This “hair is laid” diva said he is waiting for Consequences peen pic….he said if his teeth is that big then good gawd

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :stop: you is lying on Diva I ain’t said no such thang!!!!

  132. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    goat76 says:

    goat76 says:

    WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:

    goat76 says:

    1 can ride tha face, tha other ride da dack.

    Then switch!!!

    Err’body happy.

    The End!!!

    ——————–
    Nah… I’ll pass… Im too greedy for all that… rolls off the bed and gets dressed… I’m stopping my UPS package too humph…
    —————
    Can we work something out???

    ————
    ……. Deletes the story that I wrote just for you so hot you will before the second paragraph….
    ——————–
    Don’t be like that. What do I have to do to fix what I’ve fcuked up??
    —————-
    Pulls down bra and brushes your lips with my nipples…just before you open your mouth I pull away…Let me think about it… ask me this exact question on Monday… if you forget… I will too 😉
    *wicked and naughty laugh*

    Goodnight daddy… :kiss:
    —————–
    BYE ROSES!!!!!

  133. Diva

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    <–Disclaimer Sign says I thought this was Community Duck

    He always asking somebody
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    He gave me the impression that we was e-kicking it…but he a male hoe and I ain't got time for that…I need me a loyal e-man that aint letting everybody ride up on that dack…. #next :rofl:

  134. SexyToothpic

    Sorry Diva, not you, the owner of the blog with the peen pic :hahaha:

  135. Diva

    SexyToothpic says:

    Sorry Diva, not you, the owner of the blog with the peen pic

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You getting me mixed up with Sandra :cuss: :rofl: you get a pass this time SexyToothpic

  136. Sandra Rose

    OutsidetheBox says:

    So are we saying the peen is flaccid? Or is it ready to go? I thought it was “at rest”
    __________________

    it looks very relaxed. Like it takes a while to wake up. I wonder if Method Man has a prescription for Viagra? :thinking:

  137. goat76

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Damn Goat, you got “quit” Bruh? :no:

    :coffee:
    ———————
    What it do…

  138. Diva

    *takes down all Goat’s dack pictures and throws kerosene on em* walks away Bernadine style

  139. Diva

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    When is MsDiva gonna ‘get the “diva” part’ of this post

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: why you laughing at meh?

  140. Diva

    goat76 says:

    Dang!! I’ve been kicked to tha curb…lol

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Who fault is it? huh who you gone blame? :hahaha:

  141. <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Diva says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    When is MsDiva gonna ‘get the “diva” part’ of this post

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: why you laughing at meh?
    Because Toothpick was talmbout the duck pics that say 'diva' on them and you went off, and then said ok, and still :rofl:

  142. Diva

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Diva says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    When is MsDiva gonna ‘get the “diva” part’ of this post

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    why you laughing at meh?
    Because Toothpick was talmbout the duck pics that say 'diva' on them and you went off, and then said ok, and still

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *goes back to look at the pic*

  143. Diva

    FML :rofl: I ain’t even see that Funky Dineva….and that ain’t diva that’s DINE VA hush

  144. Diva

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Goat, pls confirm for ‘the record’ that that was the only time I held it

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Chile a cat gots his tongue or dack for that matter… :rofl:

  145. Diva

    @DTTS the cat prolly licking all over that dack like new catnip :coffee:

  146. SexyToothpic

    You guys are hilarious :rofl:
    Thanks for clearing that up @DTTS and I got my welcome packet years ago lol

  147. MrsMantha

    OK, I’ve looked all over the article and cant find the link to pics, where is it??!!!!

  148. WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!?

    GOOOOD MERNTINE YALL :waves:

    *whispers loudly in a bullhorn to Mrs Mantha
    “CLICK THE “I” IN GRAPHIC…”

    :smack: newbies… :rofl:

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